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Hello?
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Whoa, whoa...
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Hello? Are you okay?
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Tickety-boo, madam. I'm just
a window cleaner. I'll be on my way.
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Oh, no, no, that's perfect.
This place is on the market
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and I want it to be spotless.
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Right you are.
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The helmet's gone. Shit!
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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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How are you feeling?
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How... how long have I been here?
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All night. They scanned you, checked
your pupils, all that kind of stuff.
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- Is Dad okay?
- Yeah, he's all good.
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- Just a broken leg.
- Oh, not again!
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He'll be okay. At least
there wasn't anyone else involved.
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I mean, imagine if you'd hit someone,
like what happened to Ash.
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Yeah, yeah... I guess.
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So have you heard from Will at all?
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Yeah. He came into We Cover.
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- Mmm.
- Wanted to get a job.
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Oh, great. Did he say anything
about why he left?
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No. So, what, you haven't heard from him?
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Me? No! No, I just wondered.
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Anyway, I am so relieved that you're okay.
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Oh... Sorry, have you just been sick?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I had a...
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dodgy sandwich from the café.
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Hospital food, hey?
No wonder everyone's ill!
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Yeah.
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Look you... you'd better go.
Go home, get some rest.
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Well, let me know if you want me to pick
you up when they discharge you, yeah?
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Thanks.
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Oh!
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Maybe get some... chewing gum.
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It's too soon, Chris.
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I had a long, hard think
about what happened
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and I can now see how crazy I was.
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Yes. Russian spies,
armed guards in hospitals?
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I mean, I was going to send
you to the loony bin.
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I was having trouble at home,
but with the days off,
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I've sorted it all out.
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I just want to get back to my job
protecting Queen and country.
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Well, for now, I'm putting you
on desk duty in an office near me
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so I can keep my eye on you.
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- Thank you, ma'am.
- Welcome back, Chris.
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But let me be clear.
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If you try to investigate or approach
those citizens you accused,
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you'll be out of that door
with my boot up your backside. Understand?
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I do, ma'am.
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The police said they think
someone tampered with the brakes.
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Really? Sounds a bit far-fetched.
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They've got the car
at the bloody station now.
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Who knows when I'll get it back.
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Your father has a broken leg, Simon.
Er, Daniel.
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Yeah.
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I knew this would happen,
especially after last time.
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Go and dry your eyes, love.
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I'm... I'm sorry about your leg.
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The state I was in,
it could've been much worse. But...
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let's keep that between us men, yes?
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Yeah, of course, Dad.
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Listen...
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whatever happens,
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I just want you know that...
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I love you and Mum.
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I know. We love you too.
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Bye, Dad.
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Bye, Mum.
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Take care of yourselves.
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Where are you going?
We still have to speak to the police.
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And Simon will be here soon too.
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Yeah. Yeah, I know. I'm just...
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I'm just gonna go to the...
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newsagent.
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Yeah. Get... get a Lucozade.
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I'm very proud of you, son.
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The way you're handling your illness.
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You're not running and hiding. You're...
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facing up to your problems.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Could you pick me up a
Daily Mail?
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Yeah. Will do.
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You're through to the telephone
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of Dr. Iain Glennis.
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I nearly died in a car crash
because of you. Where's Will?
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Did he get to Katerina? Where
are you?
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Of course.
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Dr. Glennis.
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Yes?
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Daniel?
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- Daniel, is that you?
- What happened?
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Someone knocked me off my bike.
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I spent the night in Kenny West's garden.
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I woke up shivering.
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Poor little E.T.
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What happened to Will?
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Well, I don't know.
I was following him and, as I say,
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someone knocked me off my bike
before I could find him.
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Fuck! He must've told her everything.
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The police want to speak to me.
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Right, we have to get out of here.
We're wanted men.
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I'm sorry, I can't. I'm done.
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Just...
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leave me here to die. It's my time.
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Okay, give me the money, then.
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Mmm...
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No. The money's mine.
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Well, you won't need it if you're dead.
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I'm not dead, am I? It's just...
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I just need to rest.
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Okay, yeah, you can rest
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for 15 years in prison.
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Righty-ho!
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Ah!
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I need to get changed.
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I can't board an aircraft
looking like this.
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- Shit!
- Language!
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Passport and the cash,
I've left it in my bag in dad's car.
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Go and get it, then.
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The car is at the police station.
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We'll have to hide somewhere
in the United Kingdom.
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Oh, perhaps the Cotswolds.
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I would like nothing more
than to stay in the country.
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We'll just get caught if we do, okay?
It's not an option.
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We've got to get my bag back.
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You know they were going to make me
a partner at St Frederick's? But...
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What did I do to deserve this?
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What did you do? Okay, let me think.
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You misdiagnosed me with cancer,
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you tried to blackmail me,
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you staged a hit and run,
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sold prescription drugs
to a drug dealer...
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- Want me to carry on?
- It was a rhetorical question.
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Let's move.
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Oh, took me ages
to fish it out of the tree.
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Excuse me. Sorry. Er, my friend
was in a car crash and she's pregnant.
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- What's her name?
- Her name? Why?
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- Have you come to see her?
- Oh, no.
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No, she's, um, she's on another ward.
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She just wanted me to come
and ask some questions on her behalf.
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Okay, I'll see if I can help.
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How many weeks pregnant
do you have to be
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to be able to tell who the father is?
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Paternity tests during pregnancy
can cause miscarriage.
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We don't perform them on the NHS.
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Your friend could go private,
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but she'd need permission and blood
from both possible fathers.
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- Great.
- Was the father in the crash too?
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What? No. No. Um...
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No, he died in a hit and run accident.
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If he
is the father.
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What ward is she on?
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Oh, um...
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- I, er... I don't remember.
- What's her name?
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Vanessa...
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Ward.
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Think, Chris, think.
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Ah!
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Anything I can help you with?
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No, I'm fine, thanks.
I'm just, er, doing a crossword.
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Oh, I love a crossword.
What are you stuck on?
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No!
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Sorry. I...
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just have a thing about doing crosswords
without any help.
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Right, yeah.
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Okay, well, er, good luck with it.
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Are you sure this outfit suits me?
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For the thousandth time, yes!
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I don't like panic buying
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and I think you really rushed me
in that shop.
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We're in danger of being arrested
and sent to prison.
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Who cares what you look like?
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- I care.
- Look, just wait here
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and look for a black cab.
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Or I could get on the line and see
if I can order us a You-Ber.
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No, no, because there'll be a record,
okay? Black cabs, they're anonymous.
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- Right, yes.
- We've just got to get in and out
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without drawing any attention
to ourselves, okay?
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Ah, good morning. Hello.
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Thank you for your service.
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All right, here goes.
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Good luck, Daniel!
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Wherever you are,
I'm gonna find you and bring you down.
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Hello, young sir. How can I be
of assistance this fine day?
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Ah, yeah, er, bit of a long story...
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Bingo.
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Always got time for a long story. Save me
having to chat with this lot!
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Me and my dad,
we were in a car accident yesterday.
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- Oh, are you okay?
- I'm fine, yeah.
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- And how's Dad?
- He broke his leg.
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Thanks for asking.
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Um, so his car is in your pound
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and my bag's in it.
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Right, well, through the wonders
of modern technology,
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I will be able to tell you
if that is the case.
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- What's Dad's name?
- Gordon Glass.
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Glass? Oh, no wonder he broke his leg
if he was in a car accident!
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Shattered, was it?
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Right, yes, here we are.
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A Toyota Rav 4?
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Yeah, that's the one.
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Hmm. Suspected tampering
of the front hydraulic brake system.
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Anyway, I don't actually need the car,
just my bag.
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It's not full of guns, drug money,
fake ID and bombs, is it?
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No, no.
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Where's that bloody pen?
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Well, I hate to the bearer of bad news,
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but I can't give you access to the car
or its contents.
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I can let Dad, though.
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Oh! He's shattered his leg, hasn't he?
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- Yeah, he broke it.
- Yeah.
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There's no way
I can just go and get the bag?
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No, it's frustrating, but those are
the rules. They are the rules.
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Those are the
bloody rules!
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And, alas, I did not make the rules,
and if I did,
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I'd make a new rule that would state
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that you'd be allowed to go and get
your bag back. Is Dad not available?
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Let me find out. Thanks.
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Not at all. That's our job.
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Chris, have you finished your crossword?
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- What did he want?
- Oh, you recognized him too?
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Yeah that's the, er,
cancer lad off of the posters.
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Yes. What did he want?
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Well, he was in a road accident
and his bag's still in the car.
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It's his dad's car
and it's out back because of, er,
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a suspected brake tampering.
The price of fame, I suppose.
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His bag's in the car?
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Yeah, he wanted it back, but I said
I can only sign it out to his dad...
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Those are the rules.
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Ah, did you get it?
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Yeah. Here it is. Wanna put any of
your invisible things in it?
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No need to be facetious. What happened?
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They'd only sign it out to my dad.
236
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Cotswolds it is.
237
00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:44,300
Unless...
238
00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:47,660
I am Mr. Glass.
239
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:50,140
I'm Daniel's father.
240
00:11:58,083 --> 00:12:01,065
Erm... I'm Daniel's father.
241
00:12:01,145 --> 00:12:02,425
married to his...
242
00:12:03,225 --> 00:12:07,025
mother, Mrs. Glass, who's a lovely lady.
243
00:12:07,105 --> 00:12:08,505
And your first name?
244
00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:12,225
It is Mr...
245
00:12:12,305 --> 00:12:14,665
- It's Gordon.
- Gordon Glass.
246
00:12:14,745 --> 00:12:18,945
Sorry. I took a bump on the old noggin.
247
00:12:19,025 --> 00:12:20,825
Yeah. And how's Dad feeling?
248
00:12:20,905 --> 00:12:23,225
Because Daniel said you'd broken your leg.
249
00:12:24,865 --> 00:12:25,905
Yes.
250
00:12:25,985 --> 00:12:30,025
Yes. Er, I've actually got one of
those new ultra-thin casts on,
251
00:12:30,105 --> 00:12:32,625
so I barely... Oh, sorry.
252
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,545
I barely know it's there.
253
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,345
Incredible you're walking on it.
254
00:12:36,425 --> 00:12:38,105
Yes. Yes, er...
255
00:12:38,185 --> 00:12:40,705
So if Dad would just like to
show me some ID.
256
00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:44,745
ID?
257
00:12:44,825 --> 00:12:46,425
Yeah, passport, driver's licence.
258
00:12:46,505 --> 00:12:49,185
I know you drive
because we've got your car!
259
00:12:49,265 --> 00:12:51,105
Yes. Yes, I...
260
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:52,705
No, I just don't have...
261
00:12:52,785 --> 00:12:54,625
Dad's wallet hasn't been recovered yet.
262
00:12:54,705 --> 00:12:56,105
Oh! Oh, that
is a pickle.
263
00:12:56,185 --> 00:12:57,225
Hmm.
264
00:12:57,785 --> 00:13:00,585
Toot-toot! Follow me, young man.
Back in a jiffy.
265
00:13:01,385 --> 00:13:03,465
It's against the rules, as you know,
266
00:13:03,545 --> 00:13:05,465
but seeing as you're a special case,
267
00:13:05,545 --> 00:13:08,225
why doesn't Dad take a seat,
rest his poorly leg.
268
00:13:08,305 --> 00:13:10,345
- Thank you.
- Come on, Daniel.
269
00:13:19,025 --> 00:13:21,065
Oh, quite a prang.
270
00:13:21,905 --> 00:13:24,465
Yeah. Yeah, they said
we're lucky to be alive.
271
00:13:24,545 --> 00:13:25,745
Yeah.
272
00:13:25,825 --> 00:13:29,265
Officer Hayward.
What... what have you been up to?
273
00:13:29,705 --> 00:13:32,865
Pursuing criminals.
Patrick, I can take it from here.
274
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,665
Really? I thought the gaffer
wanted you to stay at your desk?
275
00:13:35,745 --> 00:13:37,145
I've cleared it with her.
276
00:13:37,905 --> 00:13:40,065
Yeah, actually, I'd better be off as well.
277
00:13:40,465 --> 00:13:41,665
Don't you wanna get your bag?
278
00:13:43,105 --> 00:13:45,065
Do you know,
I can't see it anywhere, so...
279
00:13:45,145 --> 00:13:47,785
You can head back, Patrick.
If it's here, I'm sure we'll find it.
280
00:13:48,545 --> 00:13:49,945
Right, well, er...
281
00:13:50,985 --> 00:13:52,985
I'll be with Dad, then, yeah. Mr. Glass.
282
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:54,665
See you in a mo.
283
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,185
Want to look for your bag in the back?
It's not in the boot.
284
00:14:00,265 --> 00:14:02,345
Do you know,
I really don't think it's in there.
285
00:14:03,345 --> 00:14:04,425
What's in the bag, Daniel?
286
00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:07,345
Mmm, let me think...
287
00:14:07,825 --> 00:14:08,905
Er...
288
00:14:10,305 --> 00:14:11,345
gym stuff...
289
00:14:14,025 --> 00:14:14,945
medication...
290
00:14:17,225 --> 00:14:18,985
- library... library books.
- Library books?
291
00:14:19,065 --> 00:14:20,145
Yeah.
292
00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:22,745
- They're overdue.
- Books about what?
293
00:14:23,665 --> 00:14:24,865
Animals.
294
00:14:25,545 --> 00:14:26,985
Animal books.
295
00:14:28,305 --> 00:14:29,345
Birds.
296
00:14:31,945 --> 00:14:33,305
- Mammals.
- Cor!
297
00:14:33,385 --> 00:14:35,865
I wouldn't mind seeing those.
Shall we have a look for it?
298
00:14:35,945 --> 00:14:37,465
- I really don't think it's in there.
- Bingo!
299
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,345
You're in luck.
300
00:14:40,585 --> 00:14:41,865
Oh!
301
00:14:42,745 --> 00:14:45,745
Er, no. That's... that's not mine.
302
00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,745
You came here looking for a rucksack
that you claimed
303
00:14:48,825 --> 00:14:52,625
was in the back of your father's car,
but it's not
this rucksack?
304
00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:55,305
Yeah, no.
305
00:14:55,385 --> 00:14:57,105
No, I've never... never seen that one.
306
00:14:57,185 --> 00:14:58,345
Open it, mate.
307
00:14:58,425 --> 00:15:00,225
It's, it's, it's not mine.
308
00:15:00,305 --> 00:15:01,545
Open the bag, Daniel.
309
00:15:02,665 --> 00:15:03,825
I don't want to.
310
00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:08,385
Open it.
311
00:15:24,385 --> 00:15:27,905
Daniel Glass?
Chief Superintendent Christine Henchy.
312
00:15:28,665 --> 00:15:31,385
Would you mind coming with me?
I just... I need a little word.
313
00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:34,345
Yeah.
314
00:15:34,745 --> 00:15:35,865
Yeah.
315
00:15:40,905 --> 00:15:42,425
Would you take him to my office, please?
316
00:15:42,505 --> 00:15:43,545
Yes, ma'am.
317
00:15:47,345 --> 00:15:48,825
I'm impressed, Chris.
318
00:15:49,225 --> 00:15:51,585
The subject of
your crazy little investigation
319
00:15:51,665 --> 00:15:53,505
has been in the building today
and you left him alone.
320
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:54,905
Well done. I'm proud of you.
321
00:15:54,985 --> 00:15:57,745
Of course, ma'am.
That's all behind me now.
322
00:15:58,145 --> 00:15:59,305
Mm-hm.
323
00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:17,465
Oh, where's Dad off to in such a rush?
324
00:16:17,545 --> 00:16:19,665
My tummy has taken a turn
for the worse, I think.
325
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:20,985
I need to use your facilities.
326
00:16:21,065 --> 00:16:23,585
Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Straight down there,
327
00:16:23,665 --> 00:16:24,825
second door on the left.
328
00:16:24,905 --> 00:16:27,945
Just make sure you go into the one with
the picture of the fella, not the lady.
329
00:16:44,905 --> 00:16:47,745
When the female
grey squirrel becomes receptive,
330
00:16:47,825 --> 00:16:49,145
males come from all round.
331
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,345
CONSIDERING ABORTION?
FIND A CLINIC
332
00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:52,905
...the most dominant
getting to mate with her first.
333
00:16:53,425 --> 00:16:56,065
The other males
mate with her after he is finished.
334
00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:57,825
Then the males depart,
335
00:16:57,905 --> 00:17:00,825
having nothing else to do with
the female or the young,
336
00:17:00,905 --> 00:17:02,745
whichever one of them is the father.
337
00:17:04,145 --> 00:17:06,865
Is that... is that necessary?
338
00:17:06,945 --> 00:17:08,385
Oh, it's just standard procedure.
339
00:17:08,785 --> 00:17:12,345
So, now, tell me about your friend, Will.
340
00:17:14,465 --> 00:17:16,665
- Will...
- Your work colleague,
341
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:20,545
Linda Zarafa,
she said that you were his best friend.
342
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,865
Oh, yeah...
343
00:17:23,465 --> 00:17:24,545
Will.
344
00:17:25,385 --> 00:17:28,705
Er, yeah, he's not my best friend.
He's... I hardly know him.
345
00:17:29,305 --> 00:17:31,025
But he was staying at your flat?
346
00:17:32,145 --> 00:17:33,465
What's this about?
347
00:17:33,545 --> 00:17:37,345
Well, your friend, Will,
paid a visit to your boss's house.
348
00:17:38,185 --> 00:17:40,305
Everyone's gonna learn
the truth about you.
349
00:17:40,385 --> 00:17:41,785
You're fucked!
350
00:17:42,705 --> 00:17:44,305
Daniel, are you okay?
Do you need some water?
351
00:17:44,745 --> 00:17:46,825
- I should have a lawyer present.
- What?
352
00:17:46,905 --> 00:17:50,185
If I'm gonna answer any more questions,
I should have a lawyer present.
353
00:17:50,265 --> 00:17:51,545
No, you don't need a lawyer.
354
00:17:53,465 --> 00:17:54,545
Thank you.
355
00:17:55,825 --> 00:18:00,145
Miss West. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry
for everything that's happened.
356
00:18:00,225 --> 00:18:02,465
Why? Did you send him to my home?
357
00:18:03,705 --> 00:18:05,545
- No.
- Then how is it your fault he died?
358
00:18:06,945 --> 00:18:09,265
Sorry... what? Will's dead?
359
00:18:10,065 --> 00:18:13,945
Yes. His body was found on the estate
of Miss West's father.
360
00:18:14,025 --> 00:18:15,465
I'm so sorry, Daniel.
361
00:18:15,785 --> 00:18:17,745
What? What happened?
362
00:18:28,225 --> 00:18:29,665
Thank you. Thank you for your help.
363
00:18:29,745 --> 00:18:32,185
- Mr. Glass, your son's in with...
- Goodbye.
364
00:18:33,065 --> 00:18:34,465
Such a lovely family.
365
00:18:39,145 --> 00:18:41,505
He was trying to access the property.
366
00:18:41,585 --> 00:18:45,705
Miss Zarafa found the body. I'm afraid
Will died in a rather horrific accident.
367
00:18:49,025 --> 00:18:52,865
I've seen loads of dead bodies,
but this one was pretty gross.
368
00:18:54,185 --> 00:18:57,465
I was helping Miss West after the funeral,
369
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,665
listing her father's belongings to sell,
370
00:19:00,745 --> 00:19:01,985
when suddenly Katerina came up
371
00:19:02,105 --> 00:19:04,465
saying she heard a scream
coming from the end of the driveway.
372
00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:05,905
I just heard screaming...
373
00:19:07,705 --> 00:19:09,865
And we saw the blood right away.
374
00:19:11,425 --> 00:19:14,225
It was Will.
He got trapped in the electric gate.
375
00:19:14,305 --> 00:19:15,505
His head was completely squashed.
376
00:19:15,585 --> 00:19:17,705
Oh, wow.
377
00:19:17,785 --> 00:19:18,785
I'm so sorry, Daniel.
378
00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:21,545
Do you know any reason why
379
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,905
Will would break into Miss West's
property yesterday?
380
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,785
Maybe he was trying to find a job
at We Cover.
381
00:19:28,865 --> 00:19:31,465
Yeah. Yeah, he did say that.
382
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,545
So are you telling me that your friend
climbed an electric gate
383
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,145
just to ask for a job?
384
00:19:36,825 --> 00:19:39,225
I really think gorillas
are smarter than humans.
385
00:19:39,305 --> 00:19:42,705
We rather suspect his intentions
were more sinister than that.
386
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,705
We found multiple IDs on Will's body,
none of which were real.
387
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:49,225
Far be it for me
to speak ill of the dead,
388
00:19:49,305 --> 00:19:52,385
but I think you're all rather lucky
he got mangled in that gate.
389
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,425
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
390
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,865
I'm keeping it, Ash.
391
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:06,985
I don't know if it's yours
392
00:20:07,065 --> 00:20:09,025
or Daniel's, but, um...
393
00:20:10,105 --> 00:20:11,505
I'm gonna call it Ash.
394
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:13,785
Or Ashley if it's a girl.
395
00:20:15,825 --> 00:20:18,065
And I'm gonna love it,
because it's all I have left of you.
396
00:20:22,505 --> 00:20:23,905
Please don't be Daniel's!
397
00:20:27,665 --> 00:20:28,985
What happened to you, then?
398
00:20:29,345 --> 00:20:33,945
Well, I saw Miss West
and, er, Linda arrive and...
399
00:20:35,345 --> 00:20:36,425
I just left.
400
00:20:36,505 --> 00:20:37,745
You left me in the lurch.
401
00:20:38,225 --> 00:20:39,385
Sorry.
402
00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:44,745
Not all bad, though, is it?
I mean, as you said,
403
00:20:45,145 --> 00:20:49,105
Will died before he had a chance
to speak to Katerina, yes?
404
00:20:49,705 --> 00:20:51,625
Yeah. Yeah, I guess.
405
00:20:51,705 --> 00:20:53,305
And no one saw the drugs money.
406
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,865
I think we're probably out of the woods.
407
00:20:57,825 --> 00:20:59,225
Well done, Dad.
408
00:21:00,505 --> 00:21:02,465
Oh!
409
00:21:04,345 --> 00:21:05,545
Thank you, son!
410
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,865
I don't, er, have a son, as you know.
411
00:21:08,945 --> 00:21:10,385
I don't have any children.
412
00:21:11,065 --> 00:21:14,345
But if I did have a son,
I'd like him to be a bit like you.
413
00:21:15,305 --> 00:21:19,105
Obviously not such a liar
or a potty-mouth, but...
414
00:21:24,265 --> 00:21:28,425
Hey, hey. You know the deal.
It was 50/50.
415
00:21:28,505 --> 00:21:31,425
It's not for you. I don't want it on me
when I leave Becca.
416
00:21:31,505 --> 00:21:33,905
Just need you to... look after it.
417
00:21:33,985 --> 00:21:35,825
- Oh.
- Until I move out.
418
00:21:35,905 --> 00:21:37,145
Right, yes.
419
00:21:37,225 --> 00:21:40,025
As soon as we've launched
this charity campaign,
420
00:21:40,105 --> 00:21:43,585
we can end this cancer lie for good.
421
00:21:44,425 --> 00:21:47,345
Ha! I think we could've really
made a go of it in the Cotswolds,
422
00:21:47,425 --> 00:21:49,105
Oh, do you want it?
423
00:21:49,185 --> 00:21:50,145
No.
424
00:21:55,825 --> 00:21:58,625
Don't talk to me like that.
You'd have done the same thing.
425
00:21:58,705 --> 00:21:59,825
Listen.
426
00:21:59,905 --> 00:22:03,025
No one will ever know I faked cancer.
427
00:22:03,105 --> 00:22:05,465
But I know,
you little piece of fucking shit!
428
00:22:05,545 --> 00:22:06,865
Now you do too.
429
00:22:13,905 --> 00:22:15,065
Oh, dear.
430
00:22:19,585 --> 00:22:20,665
Oh.
431
00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:23,145
In you go, Mr. Helmet.
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