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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:40,263 You ever wonder what happens to all the overeducated... 2 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:44,235 pampered rich kids the art colleges churn out year after year? 3 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:48,001 So did I. After all, in two days, I was going to join them. 4 00:01:48,074 --> 00:01:50,599 Being a well-adjusted, model citizen, of course... 5 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:52,872 I was looking forward to it. 6 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,972 Graduation was just two days away, and I couldn't wait to get started... 7 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:59,314 on that wife and kids and pension-plan thing. 8 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:03,053 On Sunday, we'd all be going our separate ways... 9 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,421 me and the scumbags I live with. 10 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,088 Mickey drew cartoons for the local funny papers. 11 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:13,360 We started as freshmen together, but he still had a year to go. 12 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:18,170 Why do I always gotta go last? 13 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:20,706 He was big, clumsy, and he never combed his hair. 14 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:22,764 Chicks dug him. Fuckin' mystery to me. 15 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:25,174 - Who's that? Jack? - Fat fuck. 16 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,305 Yeah. Is that you, Rob? 17 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:33,347 Rob was moving to L.A. with his woman. 18 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:35,353 We'd all been poisoning him against her... 19 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:38,879 'cause, well, that's what guys do, but so far it hadn't worked. 20 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:40,949 I can give you something right here. 21 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:42,517 Hey, man! Don't... 22 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:47,833 You scalded me! You know what that does to my skin? 23 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:53,499 Hey. 24 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,607 - Hey. - Hungover? 25 00:02:55,675 --> 00:03:00,578 Slosh had morphed from computer geek to raving drunk in under a year. 26 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:04,105 For months now he had been mailing bad poetry to Charles Bukowski. 27 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,446 Who did that to you? 28 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,543 No one wanted to tell him Buke was dead. 29 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:19,054 What are you, a madman? 30 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,024 No. 31 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,027 Just like to live dangerously. 32 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,806 The head rooster was Dennis. 33 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,638 He was a professional student who'd been living up in the attic... 34 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,769 and lording over the place for the past six years. 35 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:35,746 - Good morning, youngsters. - Morning. 36 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,278 Did you notice Rob skulk in last night? 37 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:43,788 Perhaps a little trouble in doggy land? 38 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:45,289 We could only hope. 39 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,849 Slosh brewed you up a fresh pot of coffee. 40 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:50,919 Dennis changed majors more often than he changed his underwear. 41 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,056 First cup o'joe of the day. 42 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,427 As for me, my name's Jack. 43 00:03:58,504 --> 00:04:01,337 Happy-go-fuckin'-lucky as the day I was born. 44 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:04,342 Yeah, the salad days were winding down, and I wasn't sure... 45 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,401 but I think I hated it. 46 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,777 There's something about seeing your ex-girlfriend slobbin' on... 47 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:52,154 some other guy's knob that makes you say, "Thanks, babe. I miss you too." 48 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:24,749 Next. Psychology major, right? 49 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:28,316 Hey, I love my mother, but not as much as you guys say I do. 50 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:31,997 Check out my head size. Think it needs to be shrunk? 51 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:36,397 Next! Hey, break a leg. 52 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,994 No, break two. You're a history of consciousness major, right? 53 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:41,399 Next! 54 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:46,077 You got me waiting in line ten minutes while you're tellin' fuckin' jokes. 55 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:48,375 Well, let's move it right along then, shall we? 56 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:52,077 - Name? - Freeman, Jack. 57 00:05:52,151 --> 00:05:55,245 Ooh. I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't let you graduate... 58 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:57,289 with the bad haircut, man. 59 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,346 Next. 60 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,858 I'm just kiddin'. I already had you marked off. 61 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:03,020 Welcome to the real world. 62 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,189 And you know what? I like that "Hate" T-shirt. 63 00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:08,722 The whole angry, young man, black thing. Generation... You know what I mean? 64 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:11,099 - It's cool. - It's the name of a comic book. 65 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:13,570 - Could I borrow your pen for a second? - Absolutely. 66 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:19,337 You happy now, cocksucker? 67 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:21,772 Next. 68 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:23,816 If she liked me she would have said... 69 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,750 "Why don't you have a bagel and I'll join you?" 70 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:28,480 She didn't even ask me... 71 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:31,387 Mickey. When are you gonna learn, man? 72 00:06:31,457 --> 00:06:34,255 You gotta be more aggressive, man. You just... 73 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:40,228 - Excuse me, sir. - Yeah. 74 00:06:40,299 --> 00:06:42,358 - Two minutes. Be right there. - Meet you over there? 75 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:46,969 If you know so much, how come you slept at El Rancho last night? 76 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:50,806 You know, it's really interesting how you celibates... 77 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:53,437 all keep little tabs on my whereabouts. 78 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:56,641 What's that about? Think about the psychology there. 79 00:06:57,483 --> 00:06:59,508 We had an argument about her mother. 80 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:03,681 I never even met this woman, and she's trying to exert her power over me. 81 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,418 You never met Joanie's mom before? 82 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:09,689 I've been avoiding it for 18 months. 83 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,322 - What's the big deal? - It's not a big deal. 84 00:07:12,398 --> 00:07:16,425 I just have a thing with moms. I had a bad experience once. 85 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:20,029 Now, I'm about to move to L.A. with Joanie... 86 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,438 and her mom... 87 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:26,604 is renting us an apartment five minutes from her house. 88 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,205 My life is fast becoming... 89 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,214 It's a joke. My life's a joke. 90 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,617 Like... 91 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:38,122 Yeah. She's a beaut, ain't she? 92 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:39,453 Yeah, it's nice. 93 00:07:39,525 --> 00:07:41,823 You boys just graduatin', ain't ya? 94 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:45,530 Well, this is the machine for you. 95 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:49,625 I don't say that because I read it in some goddamn manual. 96 00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:54,833 I say that from grade-A, numero uno, champion experience. 97 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:57,398 All right? Me and the missus, couple weeks ago... 98 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,411 come out here in this particular machine. 99 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,447 Her mother rode along with us. 100 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:03,744 We got here, ten minutes later, they hit the road. 101 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:08,344 I ain't seen her since. I don't know, goddamn it, what it's all about, but... 102 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,588 Back to the truck. 103 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:17,254 - Okay. We just wanna... - This here's the one. 104 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,595 - I'm ready to hot-diggety deal. - I believe you. 105 00:08:21,934 --> 00:08:24,300 Brilliant. Absolutely wonderful. 106 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:27,295 No. Really? 107 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,772 - You really think so? - Oh, yes. 108 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:35,610 I particularly love those intriguing references to the Hopi. 109 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:37,981 Hopi? 110 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:41,713 The Native American Indian tribe. Yeah. 111 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:45,416 I've been there... out on that third mesa. 112 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:50,091 There in the middle of the Arizona desert is a simple, primitive people... 113 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:52,426 that has kept its culture intact. 114 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,934 I got this belt buckle for a song. 115 00:08:57,003 --> 00:09:00,803 That's really something. So, you're gonna accept my thesis? 116 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,606 Well, now... 117 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,144 Walk with me. 118 00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:10,475 Dennis, I like you, and I am positively wild about your work. 119 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,781 I know you're about to graduate, but I'd like you to stay on... 120 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:17,721 and act as my assistant next year... my understudy, if you will. 121 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:20,486 There'll be credit towards your master's degree... 122 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,585 and, of course, a modest stipend. 123 00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:25,821 Luther, I don't know what to say, but... 124 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,832 I got accepted to Michigan. 125 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,767 I'm starting a master's business program in the fall. 126 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:32,861 Dennis, a boy with your insight should not... 127 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:36,875 stifle his creativity in the pursuit of filthy lucre. 128 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:40,845 Remember, my boy, it is poetry that will save the world... 129 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,244 not commerce. 130 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,847 Corpus Christi pole. 131 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,910 Won't find another one between here and the Peruvian High Andes. 132 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,621 Please be careful! 133 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:58,187 Culmination of centuries of the evolution of art. 134 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:01,665 Took my sculpture students two semesters to complete. 135 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:06,499 Well, it's pretty awe-inspiring. 136 00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:08,597 Yes, it is, isn't it? 137 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:11,302 You will think over my offer, won't you? 138 00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:14,835 - Yes. Yes, I definitely will. - Thanks, Dennis. 139 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,414 This truck here's callin' your name! 140 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:22,045 - You see that guy? - Zoinks! 141 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:25,215 That guy was heavy! That's gonna be me, man. 142 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,622 No, man. 143 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:29,490 I move in with Joanie, her mom creeps into my life. 144 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:34,363 - I turn into that guy. - Joanie is not like that at all. 145 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,230 I wish I had your problem! 146 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,236 Joanie's an incredible woman. You'll deal. 147 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:42,240 I don't want to just deal. I'm supposed to be excited about this. 148 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,242 You know I love her to death. 149 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,608 I'm not sure if I'm ready for this. I'm stressed out. 150 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,579 I'm sick. Look at my gums. 151 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,240 - Look at that. - Oh, yuck! 152 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:53,149 See that? I gotta go to the dentist now. 153 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,710 Excuse me. You're Mickey, right? 154 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,881 - From "The Mickey Chronicles"? - Yeah. 155 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,084 - I think you're terrific. - Thanks. 156 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,524 Would you autograph this? 157 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:02,993 Yeah. 158 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,560 - There you go. - Thanks. 159 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:13,696 - See you. - I... 160 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:17,065 What's the matter with you? What are you doing? 161 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,077 They're waiting for you to go talk to 'em. 162 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:21,079 No, they just like the comic strip. 163 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,479 I don't stand a chance with women like that. 164 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:25,141 Are you out of your mind? 165 00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:28,380 There's a legion of these little freshmen cho-cha who worship you. 166 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,388 - You're like the black Ziggy. - Great. 167 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,516 I'm the little, lovable potato guy with no neck. 168 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:11,662 Oh, man, you shouldn't be stealin' beers from your gracious employer. 169 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,596 - How come? - It's unethical. 170 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,657 You should let me steal 'em. 171 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:20,969 Shit. 'Sides, you think there's a cornucopia... 172 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:24,908 of shitty, menial jobs in this town for a college dropout like yourself? 173 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,968 Hey, they're already open. 174 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,375 Slosh is the man. 175 00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:34,149 Slosh! 176 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,849 - Hey, Doc. - What are you doin' back there, man? 177 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:42,018 I'm gettin' cheese, Doc. You know, groovin' to the tunes. 178 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:45,996 Okay, that's gonna cost you three bucks, same as a customer. 179 00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:49,398 You know I don't like to get all heavy and uncool... 180 00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:51,402 but you think I'm running a soup kitchen? 181 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,738 Hey, it's just a job, man. I'll get another. 182 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:57,401 A couple years ago you were Mr. Straight Apple... 183 00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,467 Computer Science, Goody Two-shoes Guy. 184 00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,706 Now look at you. You're an embarrassment. 185 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,942 You could've had one of these, you know. 186 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:09,653 We got free pizza and beer. 187 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:12,922 Why don't you get off my nuts? 188 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:16,118 - They wavin' at you? - Yeah. 189 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:23,528 Fucker! Get out! 190 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:28,068 Watch it, man! Jesus Christ! 191 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,198 Fuck you! 192 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,076 Do you know those fags? 193 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,612 Yeah, a bunch of freshmen. They just moved in. 194 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,180 Sorry about that. 195 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,288 It's an oldie but a goodie. 196 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:46,916 - The young Slosh. - Our little boy. He's grown up. 197 00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,284 Honey, I'm home. 198 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,590 Scumbags! Where'd you get the pizza? 199 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,101 - From that place Slosh used to work at. - What, again? 200 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,500 Howdy, sir. 201 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:03,005 Oh, man. Slosh, you quit every two weeks. 202 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:05,270 Hey, this time I'm getting fired. 203 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,142 But if you guys don't want to share the windfall... 204 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,705 Slosh is the man! Come on. Brew me. 205 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,546 - Here we go. - All right. 206 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,848 - To Slosh. - Hey, Rob, where you goin'? 207 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,650 I gotta pick up my paycheck. I'll meet you at the boardwalk. 208 00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:20,248 He's gotta check in with the warden first. 209 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:22,123 That's what's happening here. 210 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,095 Don't run off with Joanie. Ride down with us. 211 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:27,291 It's a boys' night. Don't be a whipped dog. 212 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,802 Oh, Jack. Do we really want to talk about being pussy-whipped? 213 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,804 Need I remind you of a certain woman... 214 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,136 whose first name starts with the letter Dina? 215 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:37,340 All right, fuck you. 216 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:40,469 I'm not going to bring her along, if that's what you're worried about. 217 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,480 Anymore smart-ass comments before I go? 218 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,981 Yeah, just one. 219 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,040 Who's been using my coffee mug? 220 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,143 I don't know. Does anybody give a rip? 221 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,586 I found it out on the front stoop. 222 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,090 Now, I thought I made this abundantly clear... 223 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:56,025 that there are two things that nobody touches. 224 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:58,620 My Vespa and my mug. That's right. 225 00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:01,029 Now, come to find that one of you syphilitic swine... 226 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,034 had his diseased lips on the thing? 227 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:06,503 - All right. Have a stroke, Pappy. - Ah! See? The guilty party. 228 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,039 It's outrageous! 229 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,871 You know, Chelsea said she'd be there tonight. 230 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,969 You like Chelsea now? Good for you. You should go for her. 231 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:17,277 I didn't know you were planning another one of your Waterloos of love. 232 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:20,182 Me either. Let's get going. I don't want to miss this. 233 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:27,954 Oh, Christ. Here they come. 234 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,621 Sorry we're late. Joanie wanted to come. 235 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,868 I hope you guys don't mind me tagging along. 236 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,405 It's my last chance to go on the log ride. 237 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,736 No, by all means. 238 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,367 This collar looks a little tight. 239 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,003 Just brace yourself, Joanie. 240 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,072 The lads may get a tad immature for your tastes. 241 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,913 Just pretend I'm not here. 242 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:55,715 No, it's going to be a lot of fun. 243 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,483 Getting geared up for the move to L.A.? 244 00:15:57,556 --> 00:16:01,083 Yes. I have so much to do. I haven't even started packing... 245 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,628 Yeah, right. Let's get going before the lines get too long. 246 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,687 Hustle along. Let's go. 247 00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:07,996 Let's go. 248 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:24,507 - Nobody beats the big log! - You should've paddled faster. 249 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,983 - Right! - Sorry about that. They started it. 250 00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:30,419 - She's all right. Right, baby? - Yeah, I'm fine. 251 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,217 - Mickey! Guess who! - What's up? 252 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,523 - Hey, Chelsea. - Hi, guys. 253 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:39,723 - Ride the roller coaster with me. - I'm actually kind of hungry. 254 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:43,097 - Ride the roller coaster. - I was about to get a chimichanga! 255 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,534 You just had an ice-cream sandwich. 256 00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:48,266 - I sat on that! - Go! 257 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,438 Faster! 258 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,705 - What is wrong with him? - You think she likes him? 259 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,093 So we're leaving the chancellor's party. 260 00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:19,296 We've got a case of wine and several trays of sushi... 261 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,532 that we've purloined from the catering truck... 262 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,735 and our good buddy Flailin' Ed sneaks upstairs. 263 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,971 - That guy was a genius. - Who's Flailin' Ed? 264 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,037 - You don't wanna know. - Shut the fuck up. 265 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,105 Let him tell the story. 266 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:37,044 He was this Hunter S. Thompson-style drunk that... 267 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:40,114 - He used to live at El Rancho. - Right. So we're thinkin'... 268 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,160 what the hell is this guy gonna do? 269 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,594 By now, he's out of his mind on amyl nitrate. 270 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:49,532 He's drooling, and he's got this... 271 00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:53,970 So, anyway, Ed moseys on up into the master bedroom... 272 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:56,030 and drops a Lincoln log in the tub. 273 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:06,643 We had a great run, Slosh. If you and Mickey get a nice apartment... 274 00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,948 You ever stop and wonder... 275 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,489 what if what I got goin' is the best I'm ever gonna get? 276 00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:14,287 You'd be stupid not to make it last. 277 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:17,021 I was beginning to think, hey, fuck it. 278 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,758 One more spin on the merry-go-round, slick. 279 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,823 I'll pay you Tuesday. 280 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,840 Gimme some lovin'! 281 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,936 What's the matter with you? 282 00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:38,608 - Man, I'm starvin'. - You just ate! 283 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,618 I didn't eat a damn thing all day. 284 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,246 Why do you give me shit every time I put something in my mouth? 285 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:46,758 - Because you got a fat ass. - You three can lick my crack. 286 00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:48,816 - Okay? - Jack. Phone. 287 00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:58,934 Got it! 288 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,399 Slosh, hang up the phone! 289 00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:07,342 Hello. 290 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:10,381 Oh, hey, Mom. 291 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:12,914 Do what? 292 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,951 Do I have another girlfriend yet? 293 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:19,013 That's funny, Mom. No. Gimme a break. 294 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,756 No, Mom, I haven't seen Dina in a while. 295 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,327 What? 296 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,170 Graduation? 297 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:36,469 It's... on Saturday. 298 00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:40,711 No, I just figured you guys didn't want to. 299 00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,940 It's basically the same as high school grad... 300 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,506 the robes and the stupid square hats, so... 301 00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:50,786 Right. 302 00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:00,621 Is Dad comin' too? 303 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:08,062 Oh, great. That's great. It'll be a lot of fun. 304 00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:11,164 Right. 305 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,422 Mom, I gotta go, all right? 306 00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:33,623 Yeah, okay. I'll talk to you soon. Me too, Mom. 307 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,758 Yeah. See you Saturday. Bye. 308 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,671 You're not gonna show this to anyone? You promise? 309 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,070 I promise. 310 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,476 Ah, yes. Very beautiful. 311 00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:49,537 - Okay, promise one more time. - Yes, I promise. I promise. 312 00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:52,641 Ooh, wow! Oh, my God! 313 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,652 Okay. No, come on! 314 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,522 Okay, hold on. Let me put this down. I'm coming. 315 00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:03,225 Don't you worry. Just a second. Just let me put this down. 316 00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:04,819 Yes. Hello. Hi, Mom. 317 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,592 - Oh, God, don't say Mom. - Wave. 318 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,266 You still have your shoes on. 319 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,117 It's still a little rough. 320 00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:41,188 You try to get your guy to kill all the evil bunnies. 321 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:46,767 You know, Slosh, I bet if you change the bunny rabbits to... 322 00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:50,831 oh, say, Nazis or something, I bet you could sell that thing. 323 00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:52,501 Nah, it's just for fun. 324 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,680 You know what? Guys, I'm not moving out. 325 00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:02,714 - What? - You heard me. I'm not movin' out. 326 00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:05,052 I'm stayin' here for another year at El Rancho. 327 00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:07,421 - Oh, bullshit! - Yeah, think about it. 328 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,756 Landlord ain't rented the place yet. 329 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:13,059 He'd be tickled three shades of pink to keep gettin' checks from us. 330 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:15,691 Right? Think about it. 331 00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:18,726 You guys really wanna give this place up? 332 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:23,338 What about the bar? This is a fuckin' great bar. 333 00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:27,700 We're just gonna leave it here for the next asshole who moves in? 334 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:29,610 We couldn't do that to the bar. 335 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:32,707 Mickey and I were gonna take it to the new apartment. 336 00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:36,043 Had some good times at this bar, man. 337 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:41,258 Rob. Remember when we got the glass cut and beveled to fit the top... 338 00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:42,987 what a pain in the ass that was? 339 00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:46,421 Wasn't cheap, that's for sure. 340 00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:50,390 I don't know. I just figured now that school's over... 341 00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:52,630 I think we owe it to ourselves. 342 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:55,138 Relax a little bit. Take it easy. 343 00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:58,304 A few grins. 344 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:02,143 If you guys stayed, that'd be fuckin' awesome, man. 345 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,774 Fuck, yeah, man! Yeah, it would! 346 00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:08,342 We could put the band back together. Be like it was in the old days. 347 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,615 We'd have a fuckin' great time, man. 348 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:13,055 These punks are easy. It's just you two guys. 349 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,492 Oh, no. Don't start with me, man. 350 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:18,495 Rob. Come on. 351 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:21,691 Where's our band gonna be without our suave, sexy, front man guy? 352 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,926 After you quit on us, the band fell apart. 353 00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:27,028 - We're nothing without you. - Yeah! 354 00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:29,864 It's not gonna work. 355 00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:33,674 Dennis. Business school in Michigan? Who are you kidding? 356 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:37,044 You got three degrees already. The whole thing's a joke. 357 00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:39,083 You gonna walk away from your photography... 358 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,914 after you spent a year on it? 359 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,853 You're finally gettin' your eye. It's startin' to look good. 360 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,719 Okay, okay. 361 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:49,352 Actually, it's sort of funny that you bring this up... 362 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:54,798 because Luther sort of offered me an apprenticeship. 363 00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:58,165 - What? - He asked me to stay on next year. 364 00:23:58,236 --> 00:24:00,261 - Are you serious? - Yes, I am. 365 00:24:00,338 --> 00:24:04,775 He is offering me a salary and credit towards my MFA. 366 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:09,675 Dennis, you've been dying to transfer to Michigan since I met you. 367 00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:14,378 Yes, I know. So, I will defer my enrollment. 368 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,217 I mean, come on! What's another year? 369 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,452 Right? I mean, we're young and stupid and unattached. 370 00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,425 - Yes! - Yes. 371 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,223 I was going to live with my brother. That can wait. 372 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,924 Joanie's not gonna wait. She'll flip out. 373 00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:29,057 You gotta be kiddin' me! 374 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,932 Rob, you can't fight this, man. 375 00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:36,269 Come on! I need this. We all need this. 376 00:24:36,341 --> 00:24:39,606 Jesus Christ, let's rage against the dying of the light a little bit. 377 00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:41,077 Yeah! Come on! 378 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,137 You don't want to end up like the rental truck guy. 379 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:46,184 Forget about the skirt. There are more where she came from. 380 00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:47,479 Throw off the shackles! 381 00:24:47,552 --> 00:24:51,079 It'll be like the fuckin' old days. Please, Rob! I'm begging you! 382 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,624 I'm on my hands and knees, kissing your smelly ass! 383 00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:55,319 All right! Let's do it! 384 00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:57,384 Just stay away from my ass! 385 00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:04,000 Hey, bring your friends to El Rancho tomorrow night. 386 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:05,400 Free beer. 387 00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:10,169 Oh, yeah! 388 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:13,336 You know how long it's been since I've been with anybody besides Joanie? 389 00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:15,709 - No, but I bet you do. - Eighteen months. 390 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:18,578 Ouch! That's a long time for the king of swing. 391 00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:22,645 - I think she likes you. - Yeah. 392 00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:25,019 There you go. That's a Mickey original. 393 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,353 Mick, you're a mindblower. 394 00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:33,831 Hey, is that that nut beer? 395 00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:36,663 - Why don't you give me some? - Get out of here, you cheap screw. 396 00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:38,794 - Buy your own. - Come on. 397 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,895 Why are you coming at me with the "cheap screw" thing? 398 00:25:40,972 --> 00:25:42,234 I just want a taste. 399 00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:44,468 Every time we go out, you buy that piss water... 400 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,477 and then you want my import. 401 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,672 - You think I'm not onto this routine? - Thanks a lot! 402 00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:52,581 Watch out for that stuff. There's stuff in there that'll give you butt cancer. 403 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:55,245 What are you talkin' about? This is good beer. 404 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,379 No, delicious, no doubt... 405 00:25:57,455 --> 00:25:59,389 but the darker-yielding hops... 406 00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:01,823 tend to get trapped in your colon and fester... 407 00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,884 until that magical moment... 408 00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:07,159 when your prostate drops out like a peach pit. 409 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,096 Wait! Oh, Edgar. 410 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:14,034 There's been a terrible mistake here. 411 00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:16,300 This party was last weekend, Edgar. 412 00:26:16,374 --> 00:26:19,537 The party is over. They've already cleaned up all the cups. Sorry. 413 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,437 - Who invited that dork? - Treacherous little bastard. 414 00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:24,914 Who's responsible? Slosh! 415 00:26:24,983 --> 00:26:27,076 Come here, Slosh. 416 00:26:27,152 --> 00:26:29,211 - Come here a second. - Hey, what's up, bros? 417 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,451 - Did you invite the pud-whacker? - Who? 418 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:35,891 The pud-whacker! The fuckin' action man over there. 419 00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:38,862 - Who told you to invite him? - Come here. 420 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,626 You see, Edgar used to live in your room, okay? 421 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:44,100 He's a compulsive little jerk-off artist. 422 00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:46,433 He's an idiot. He owes us 200 bucks for the phone bill. 423 00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:49,530 - Always starin' at Joanie. - I'm sorry. No more pud-whackers. 424 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:53,009 - We have a reputation to hold up here. - That's right. Women. 425 00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:56,175 - Mr. Mick. - Mickey. 426 00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:58,681 You wanna put some diapers on that thing? 427 00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:01,116 Jay, can we get a nipple for Mickey's beer? 428 00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:02,278 Just a minute. 429 00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:05,118 My number one big spender is buying shots for everybody. 430 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:07,181 - Welcome back! - Yeah! 431 00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:13,564 People say nothing is forever. 432 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,760 If that's true, how do you explain herpes or the Grateful Dead? 433 00:27:16,835 --> 00:27:19,861 I say forever's for people who got the balls to make it last. 434 00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:23,203 We were back, all right. I was gonna prove all these pricks wrong. 435 00:27:23,274 --> 00:27:26,641 Tomorrow, after the graduation ceremony, the studio will be open. 436 00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:30,374 Please feel free to bring along your friends and relatives. 437 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:32,279 Show off your excellent work. 438 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:35,342 Once again, thank you. See you tomorrow. 439 00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:41,251 - Luther. - Yes, Jack. 440 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:44,489 I just wanted to know what you thought of my final piece. 441 00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:47,827 You'll receive my written assessment in the mail in a couple days. 442 00:27:47,899 --> 00:27:50,868 I know. I just wanted to hear it from you. 443 00:27:50,935 --> 00:27:52,266 All right. 444 00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:02,202 To be perfectly honest with you, I find it muddled. 445 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:06,746 It seems to me you get lost in abstractionism... 446 00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:09,548 and you lose sight of your real feelings. 447 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,284 My real feelings? 448 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,349 It's the old argument, Jack. 449 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:20,855 Art isn't just the vomiting up of adolescent angst. 450 00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:25,869 Real art is subject to a complex filtration system... 451 00:28:25,937 --> 00:28:29,031 allied to tried and true structures. 452 00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:31,769 I look at your stuff, and what do I see? 453 00:28:33,244 --> 00:28:37,840 I see 20th-century American suburbia. 454 00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:39,508 It doesn't resonate. 455 00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:41,916 That was why I was so keen to have you participate... 456 00:28:41,986 --> 00:28:43,749 in the Corpus Christi totem. 457 00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:46,222 Yeah, but, Luther, I told you... 458 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:50,557 I've never even been to Tijuana, much less 15th-century South America. 459 00:28:50,628 --> 00:28:53,597 You know? What does a Corpus Christi totem mean to me? 460 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:56,998 All the other students were prepared to open themselves... 461 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:59,059 to a multicultural experience. 462 00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:02,364 That is why they have gone full circle and why they... 463 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,273 They are full of shit and have no personality! 464 00:29:05,343 --> 00:29:09,575 I mean, this multiculturalism thing is completely bullshit! 465 00:29:09,647 --> 00:29:12,980 I was raised in the suburbs. That's what I'm trying to express. 466 00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:14,780 That's what I know. 467 00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:17,253 So you intend to captivate people... 468 00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:20,519 with the plight of the affluent, white American male. 469 00:29:21,359 --> 00:29:24,624 Well, I have some shocking news for you. Nobody cares. 470 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:31,498 He's givin' me his song and dance about the tried and true structures... 471 00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:32,866 and all that bullshit. 472 00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:34,336 Hold on. I'm sorry. 473 00:29:34,405 --> 00:29:37,568 Oh, Mickey? How much longer? 474 00:29:37,642 --> 00:29:39,166 Five minutes. 475 00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:46,043 So then he said my stuff was muddled vomit. 476 00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:48,585 - Ouch! - Yeah. Can you believe that wanker? 477 00:29:48,653 --> 00:29:50,678 - You're kidding me. - No. 478 00:29:50,755 --> 00:29:52,985 Oh. Well... 479 00:29:54,092 --> 00:29:56,686 I hate to be the fart in your soup bowl, but... 480 00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:00,161 he loved mine. 481 00:30:00,231 --> 00:30:02,256 - What? - Yeah. 482 00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:05,268 I threw in my "Working Boy" photo essay. 483 00:30:06,271 --> 00:30:08,398 Oh, my God! You just finished that yesterday! 484 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,667 He loved it. 485 00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:13,233 I'm telling you, man, Luther went crazy for it. 486 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:15,779 What? Slosh doing vodka shots in his johnson holders? 487 00:30:19,717 --> 00:30:22,242 Yeah, Rancho. Yeah, party here tonight. 488 00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:25,822 What can I tell you? We're back. All right, bring everybody. 489 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,259 Check it out, Jack. 490 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:34,822 Luther said that I brought a compelling, socio-scatological edge to my work. 491 00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:38,431 - You're pullin' my rip cord, right? - No. Not even a little bit. 492 00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:41,431 You know he wants to shuck your corncob, don't you? 493 00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:48,512 You know, when you get like this, it's just sad. 494 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,514 You slap this shit together, he loves it. 495 00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:52,516 He gives me a speech on the filtration process. 496 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:55,485 - What does that tell you? - That you're a dolt and a homophobe. 497 00:30:55,553 --> 00:30:59,785 What? It's just beyond the realm of possibility that he likes my work? 498 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,792 I got it! Let's go! 499 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,385 You think I like having incredible powers of perception? 500 00:31:04,462 --> 00:31:07,056 - Slosh, we're gonna go get the kegs. - Consider the ulterior motives. 501 00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:08,621 Drop it, will ya. 502 00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:17,939 I can do this, right? I'm just nervous, you know? 503 00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:21,274 Don't worry about it. We're back. Dudes of steel, right? 504 00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:22,335 Yeah! 505 00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:24,176 There you go. You look good. 506 00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:27,218 Yeah? Oh, man. You're not gonna wear that, are you? 507 00:31:27,285 --> 00:31:30,049 That "Too Drunk To Fuck" button. You're not gonna wear that. 508 00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:32,885 Hey, this thing works like fuckin' magic. 509 00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:35,152 You put this fuckin' button on, and immediately... 510 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:38,320 drunk chicks come up and say, "Is that really true?" 511 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:41,490 Please, don't be offended if I laugh in your face. 512 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:42,863 That is ridiculous. 513 00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:45,300 Four simple words pack a lot of punch. 514 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:48,931 For one thing, it shows good taste in music, which you obviously lack. 515 00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:51,066 Two, a self-deprecating sense of humor... 516 00:31:51,142 --> 00:31:53,235 which women fuckin' love. 517 00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:56,246 Three, this sort of angst-ridden... 518 00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:59,249 sexual mysteriousness thing that I got goin' on. 519 00:31:59,317 --> 00:32:01,012 Oh, man! 520 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,019 Well, so much for sexual mysteriousness. 521 00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:05,385 I don't recall you gettin' anywhere at the last party. 522 00:32:05,456 --> 00:32:07,924 No, that's right, but I could have. 523 00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:09,516 Okay? Easily. 524 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,789 These are monastic times, my friend. 525 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:13,956 All portent and no payoff is a win. 526 00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:15,897 And I won big! 527 00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:18,435 So, I'm a photographer. 528 00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:22,200 Actually, I teach university... 529 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:25,640 and I'm looking for somebody to do some modeling for me. 530 00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:28,372 There may be some nudity required. I don't know. 531 00:32:29,914 --> 00:32:32,280 Oh, hey, Mickey. Where are you goin'? 532 00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:34,409 - Piss. - All right. Wait up. 533 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,900 - Hey! - Hey, who's that? 534 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,702 You guys almost got me, man. 535 00:32:56,774 --> 00:32:58,867 Oh. Hey, Crazy. 536 00:32:58,943 --> 00:33:00,968 Didn't you see the band of Orks go by? 537 00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:04,412 - Orks? - Well, we kind of live here. 538 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:07,076 Aren't we by the castle in the woods? 539 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:09,381 - No. - No. 540 00:33:11,055 --> 00:33:14,081 Hey, why don't you go back to Ye Olde Pub... 541 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:15,785 and have yourself a pint of ale? 542 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,384 I was just tyin' my shoes. 543 00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:20,488 I know. It's cool. You gonna be ready to play later? 544 00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:23,830 - I wasn't in the bushes, man. - Okay. That's fine. 545 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,067 Some guitar player you got there. 546 00:33:32,243 --> 00:33:35,007 Well, by now you should be knee-deep... 547 00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:37,741 in a certain young lady's underpants, huh? 548 00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:39,749 I see how well you're doin'. 549 00:33:39,817 --> 00:33:43,810 Listen. Always do as I say, not as I do. 550 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,694 If you get thirsty, come on back over here. 551 00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:53,128 Or if you wanna rap or need another drink... 552 00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:55,188 just come on back and let me know, all right? 553 00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:57,461 Ya hot-blooded little monkey. 554 00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:00,197 - She's cute, Jack. - So what? 555 00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:02,205 One more line, you would've bagged her. 556 00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:03,501 You think so? 557 00:34:06,144 --> 00:34:08,135 What's up with you and Mickey? 558 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:11,272 Nothing. No sir. 559 00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:13,715 He treats me like I'm his sister. 560 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:17,619 I'm condemned to wallflower status. I'm gonna die a lonely old maid. 561 00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:21,522 Are you fishing for a compliment? You can forget about it. 562 00:34:21,592 --> 00:34:24,584 Beat it, would ya? I'm tryin' to get laid over here, all right? 563 00:34:27,698 --> 00:34:29,165 Beer? 564 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:35,831 You're the rapscallions puttin' up the basketball hoop, right? 565 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,933 That's us. We just moved into the house down the block. 566 00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:42,305 So you get to live with Slosh, huh? 567 00:34:43,347 --> 00:34:45,645 Was he always this psycho? 568 00:34:45,716 --> 00:34:48,344 - Was Slosh always psycho? - Yeah. 569 00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:53,685 Okay. I'm not going to candy coat this for you. 570 00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:59,394 He is a psychotic, maniac drunk. 571 00:34:59,464 --> 00:35:02,558 Okay? Been that way since I met him. 572 00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:05,727 6:00 a. m? Kid's shot out of a cannon. 573 00:35:05,803 --> 00:35:10,297 All right? Doesn't stop... until the beer is gone. 574 00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:14,835 Is Slosh a psycho? 575 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:18,407 Yeah! He's a psycho! 576 00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:20,610 All right, now beat it. You guys bug me. 577 00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:22,778 Get the hell out. I'm finished. Go on! 578 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:25,755 Don't give me big, Bambi-doe eyes. Beat it! 579 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:04,621 Are you gonna get that? 580 00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:06,890 No. Fuck 'em. They're just gonna complain. 581 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:11,960 All right. Op Ivy, Screeching Weasel... 582 00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:14,470 How come you have... 583 00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:16,905 all those pictures of Jim Belushi on your wall? 584 00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:21,206 John Belushi. He was a genius. 585 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,781 He had the class to die in his prime. 586 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,976 Here we go, NOFX. 587 00:36:31,422 --> 00:36:34,152 Can I tell you something? 588 00:36:35,459 --> 00:36:36,790 Sure. 589 00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:44,031 I always thought you were cute. 590 00:36:44,101 --> 00:36:46,399 When we would play spring softball together... 591 00:36:47,471 --> 00:36:49,462 I'd always look at your butt. 592 00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:54,711 Chelsea. Did you really? 593 00:36:54,779 --> 00:36:56,212 Yeah! 594 00:36:57,348 --> 00:37:00,909 What... about Mickey? 595 00:37:00,985 --> 00:37:05,388 I thought you guys... I don't know. 596 00:37:05,456 --> 00:37:08,584 Mickey doesn't like me, and I like you. 597 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,886 Mickey! What's wrong, man? 598 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,832 Man, the same old story. 599 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,528 What happened? You look like a dog's ass. 600 00:37:18,603 --> 00:37:20,127 We got any vodka? 601 00:37:27,712 --> 00:37:29,771 God, I hope that isn't true. 602 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,381 Wait a minute. 603 00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:35,942 Chels, I'm... 604 00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:41,590 - I'm not into this. - Why? Is it about Mickey? 605 00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:44,287 - Mickey doesn't like me. - No, it's not about Mickey. 606 00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:47,627 It's about you. I'm not into it. 607 00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:49,962 - Okay? - What did I do? 608 00:37:51,235 --> 00:37:53,465 Nothing. You didn't do anything. 609 00:37:53,537 --> 00:37:56,097 It's me. You're not my type. 610 00:37:56,173 --> 00:37:59,665 All right. Look, we're not gonna talk about this, okay? 611 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:02,713 I'm really sorry. God, I'm such an idiot! 612 00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:06,539 Wait a second. What I'm trying to say is... Chelsea! 613 00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:17,286 - Hey! Psycho bro! - Hey, dude! 614 00:38:17,361 --> 00:38:19,761 You shredded our lawn! 615 00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:22,230 - You got that beer bong back here? - Yeah. 616 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,063 - Right here. - There it is! 617 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:27,263 - Enjoy it! - Oh, yeah! 618 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:32,032 Hello? Dina! 619 00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:36,512 Hi, Dina. Yeah, it's me, Jack. 620 00:38:37,448 --> 00:38:38,779 Listen... 621 00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:41,107 I just... 622 00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:44,918 I'm sorry. Did I wake you up? 623 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:48,652 I didn't mean to call so late. I just called up because... 624 00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:51,718 I have something I want to ask you, if that's all right. 625 00:38:53,964 --> 00:38:55,431 Listen, Dina. 626 00:38:56,767 --> 00:38:58,894 I just wanna say... 627 00:38:58,969 --> 00:39:01,563 I just wanna say... 628 00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:08,142 Fuck you! 629 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,404 Fuck you! 630 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:15,075 Thank you... 631 00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:18,246 and welcome to Rancho, where the stars shine bright... 632 00:39:18,322 --> 00:39:21,120 and the moon goes down so it won't be hit by the stars. 633 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,989 Hey! 634 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,620 If my singer and drummer would get the hell down here! 635 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:29,132 We're supposed to be on stage! What up? 636 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,135 Slosh puke again? What's the problem? 637 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,265 What? 638 00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:40,833 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 639 00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:45,041 Will you look at me? I look like Jam Master Shecky! 640 00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:49,244 God! What are you, fucking insane, man? 641 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,289 The pimp jacket is tits! What's the stress factor? 642 00:39:52,356 --> 00:39:55,689 What's the stress factor? I look like an asshole. 643 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,025 I haven't sung in a year. Let's have Mickey DJ the party. 644 00:39:59,096 --> 00:40:01,030 I don't want to make a fool out of myself. 645 00:40:01,098 --> 00:40:03,225 Did you smell this thing? Smell that. 646 00:40:04,635 --> 00:40:08,298 Pardon me, Mr. Fuckin' Highfalutin Econ Guy... 647 00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:12,775 but this bitch-slappin', pimp-ass fuckin' coat is your trademark. 648 00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:16,745 - You wore it at every gig. - We only had five gigs. 649 00:40:16,814 --> 00:40:19,874 You gonna be a baby? You gonna be a pussy about it? 650 00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:22,919 Forget it. That's fine, 'cause Slosh was gonna do a song. 651 00:40:22,987 --> 00:40:24,352 He'll wear the coat. 652 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,391 We could have him do your whole set. You don't need to worry. 653 00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:29,551 Whoa, wait! 654 00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:31,822 Don't beg me. I'll do it. 655 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:35,694 Is everybody happy? 656 00:40:41,305 --> 00:40:43,535 Look at that girl Juliet-cious 657 00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:47,338 And me, I'm so cool I'm Romeo Sid Vicious 658 00:40:47,411 --> 00:40:50,312 Bring on the ball and the cruisers 659 00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:53,873 Santa Claus and Santa Cruz is where the bruisers can be losers 660 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:56,511 Hey, lookit there It's a dude 661 00:40:56,587 --> 00:40:59,385 Well, the dude is crude The dude is rude, the dude is lewd 662 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:02,858 The dude is crude The dude is stewed, the dude is nude 663 00:41:02,927 --> 00:41:04,792 Oh, can't you tell 664 00:41:06,163 --> 00:41:07,687 That dude is steel 665 00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:34,755 Hey! We have to wrap this up. 666 00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:39,285 But before we do, Slosh would like to do a song. 667 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,155 Slosh! Where are you, man? 668 00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:45,358 No way, chief! You're gonna sing one? 669 00:41:45,436 --> 00:41:47,529 All right! I didn't know this was your band! 670 00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:48,936 It's my band. 671 00:41:51,575 --> 00:41:53,975 Come on, baby! Do it, man! 672 00:41:54,044 --> 00:41:57,172 Do it! You're the man! You're the man! 673 00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:06,619 Oh, yes! Very nice! 674 00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:08,681 - Whee-ee-ee. - Hey, baby. Hey, woman. 675 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:12,184 Neat threads. Where are all your hos? 676 00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:16,893 Yeah. I figured, why not? It's all a part of the show. 677 00:42:18,135 --> 00:42:20,695 You know what I mean? Why don't you give me... 678 00:42:20,771 --> 00:42:24,263 Rob! You're all sweaty and gross! Don't! 679 00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:26,932 I was thinking. 680 00:42:27,011 --> 00:42:30,344 We should start our own little Josie and the Pussycats band. 681 00:42:30,414 --> 00:42:32,348 - What do you think? - Yeah! 682 00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:35,544 Get a song and sing it over and over and scream it into the microphone. 683 00:42:35,619 --> 00:42:38,611 It'll be great. Oh, Rob. 684 00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:41,749 You're not going to go get your scrotum pierced or anything, are you? 685 00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:48,298 Well. Whoa! 686 00:42:48,365 --> 00:42:50,731 Joanie, come here. Can I talk to you for a second? 687 00:42:50,801 --> 00:42:55,101 Uh-oh! I think I'm going to get a talking to. 688 00:42:55,973 --> 00:42:58,635 - I'll be right over there, girls, okay? - Stand strong. 689 00:42:58,709 --> 00:43:02,008 - All right. Over here? - Yeah. Over here. 690 00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:03,137 One, two, three, four! 691 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,455 What are you doing? 692 00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:14,252 What are you doing? 693 00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,316 You think I was trying to be funny out there? 694 00:43:16,393 --> 00:43:17,758 What? 695 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,795 You were kooky. You know, wacky. 696 00:43:20,864 --> 00:43:23,389 Hey, don't do that. 697 00:43:24,134 --> 00:43:27,467 Don't do that. Don't you come over here to my house... 698 00:43:27,538 --> 00:43:29,733 and belittle me and my housemates... 699 00:43:29,807 --> 00:43:31,798 in front of these little fuckin' teenyboppers. 700 00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:33,365 This means something to me. 701 00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:37,377 You know what? 702 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:41,179 When me and my friends get together and we get all cuckoo-wacky... 703 00:43:41,251 --> 00:43:42,741 that's the real me. 704 00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:44,788 I'm a cuckoo-wacky bastard. 705 00:43:44,855 --> 00:43:48,484 Oh! So... this is the real you. 706 00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:50,527 Yeah, that's right. 707 00:43:50,594 --> 00:43:52,687 And which one of you... 708 00:43:52,763 --> 00:43:55,789 was the guy who told me to shut up in front of his friends? 709 00:43:55,866 --> 00:43:58,960 - Is that the real you? - I guess that is the real me. 710 00:43:59,036 --> 00:44:01,470 I'm an asshole. You didn't know that? 711 00:44:01,538 --> 00:44:03,665 No, I didn't know that. 712 00:44:05,075 --> 00:44:07,441 But thanks. I'm glad we got this straightened out. 713 00:44:07,511 --> 00:44:09,536 Yeah. Me too. 714 00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:13,180 - I think I should be going. - Yeah, why don't you? 715 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:15,241 Have fun at breakfast with Mommy. 716 00:44:17,454 --> 00:44:19,319 Drive fucking careful! 717 00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:23,190 Now we are 21 Now we have to get things done 718 00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:31,192 We can't watch Brady Bunch We can't eat Cap'n Crunch 719 00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:33,031 No! 720 00:44:33,103 --> 00:44:36,004 When I was 17 I used to watch TV 721 00:44:36,073 --> 00:44:39,440 But now I'm 21 and I drink way too much 722 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:42,445 Twenty-one Now we are 21 723 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,447 Now we are 21 724 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:50,010 Now we are 21 725 00:44:58,796 --> 00:45:01,321 Hey! Who the fuck let the bacon in here? 726 00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:04,996 Freebird! 727 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:10,307 Free-fucking-bird! 728 00:45:10,342 --> 00:45:11,740 Free-fucking-bird! 729 00:45:24,621 --> 00:45:26,282 Up the academy. 730 00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,548 Oh, God! 731 00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:33,894 Hey, Mickey. What happened with Chelsea? Did you make it happen? 732 00:45:33,964 --> 00:45:36,159 - I don't want to talk about it. - Oh, come on. 733 00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:38,258 Spill yon beans, sonny boy. 734 00:45:38,335 --> 00:45:40,394 You didn't say anything stupid, did ya? 735 00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:42,735 All I know is that she left early. 736 00:45:42,806 --> 00:45:44,899 Stop breakin' his nads. 737 00:45:44,975 --> 00:45:48,172 I saw that female freak-out Joanie pulled on you. 738 00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:49,940 Oh, yeah, man. That was ugly. 739 00:45:50,013 --> 00:45:52,982 Fuck! I'm supposed to be having breakfast with her mother. 740 00:45:53,050 --> 00:45:55,143 Oh, yikes! Meetin' the mom. 741 00:45:55,219 --> 00:45:58,017 Dennis, what happened to that chick you were dancin' with? 742 00:45:58,088 --> 00:46:02,286 Oh, her. Well... I talked to her at some length... 743 00:46:02,359 --> 00:46:05,556 and, quite frankly, found her substandard. 744 00:46:05,629 --> 00:46:08,154 - Oh, God! Fuck you! - No, it's true. 745 00:46:08,232 --> 00:46:11,133 We spoke in detail, and I decided that... 746 00:46:11,201 --> 00:46:14,659 there was something genetically impolite about her. 747 00:46:14,738 --> 00:46:16,035 Come on! Drink! 748 00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:18,097 What's wrong with you people? 749 00:46:21,745 --> 00:46:24,976 This sucks. I swear, it's the same after every party. 750 00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:28,848 Everybody goes home, and I end up sittin' here with you dickheads. 751 00:46:28,919 --> 00:46:31,114 Mick, you're better off this way, believe me. 752 00:46:31,188 --> 00:46:33,247 This is what freedom's all about. 753 00:46:33,323 --> 00:46:36,690 With a girlfriend, you get a constant supply. 754 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,661 It's the same meal every day, but you never go hungry. 755 00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:41,721 Now, single guys like us... 756 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,199 obviously, there are no regular meals... 757 00:46:44,268 --> 00:46:47,101 but when it's finally chow time... 758 00:46:48,105 --> 00:46:49,538 it's a smorgasbord. 759 00:46:49,606 --> 00:46:52,006 A little bit of this, a little bit of that. 760 00:46:52,075 --> 00:46:54,373 Some smorgasbord. I'm stuffed. 761 00:46:54,444 --> 00:46:57,311 Sometimes it rains, sometimes it doesn't, but ask yourself: 762 00:46:57,381 --> 00:46:59,508 Do you really want a girlfriend... 763 00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:02,051 or just some comforting, disease-free harbor... 764 00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:04,053 where you can park your genitals? 765 00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:06,112 I want to be in love. 766 00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:11,358 He wants to be in love! Sure, see how long that lasts. 767 00:47:11,428 --> 00:47:14,727 I'll tell ya, it's like Camus was right. 768 00:47:14,798 --> 00:47:16,789 The greatest love affair in the world... 769 00:47:16,867 --> 00:47:20,496 is where you get a woman, she fuckin' loves you, you know? 770 00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:22,505 And right in the middle of the salad days... 771 00:47:22,573 --> 00:47:25,337 when you're still stupid in love with each other, she dies. 772 00:47:26,143 --> 00:47:28,134 She never gets a chance to dump you. 773 00:47:28,212 --> 00:47:30,203 She never gets to drag her family into it. 774 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,372 That's right. 775 00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:33,882 You never get sick of her. Love never fades. 776 00:47:33,951 --> 00:47:35,316 To Camus! 777 00:47:36,253 --> 00:47:38,619 - Camus! - Camus! To Al! 778 00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:07,140 Me and Dina were supposed to go to Bali after graduation. 779 00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:11,115 That clown will probably take her to Six Flags. 780 00:48:11,188 --> 00:48:13,213 Hope he falls off the loop-de-loop. 781 00:48:13,290 --> 00:48:16,748 To make matters worse, I had the parental units for the day. 782 00:48:16,827 --> 00:48:18,795 Hey, Mom. 783 00:48:18,862 --> 00:48:22,127 - Well, "con-graduations." - In Catcher In the Rye... 784 00:48:22,199 --> 00:48:24,667 Holden Caulfield said something to the effect of... 785 00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:26,726 whenever you get someplace new and exciting... 786 00:48:26,803 --> 00:48:30,432 somebody else has been there first and scribbled "fuck you" on it. 787 00:48:30,507 --> 00:48:32,441 For me, that person was my father. 788 00:48:32,509 --> 00:48:35,239 - Dad. Good to see you. - Jack. 789 00:48:35,312 --> 00:48:38,076 So... you find the hotel all right? 790 00:48:38,148 --> 00:48:40,844 Oh, yes. Right next to the methadone clinic. 791 00:48:41,952 --> 00:48:44,079 By the way, what was all that hooting and hollering... 792 00:48:44,154 --> 00:48:46,088 during the commencement speech? 793 00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:48,420 I remember my graduation as being much more solemn. 794 00:48:48,492 --> 00:48:52,826 It's just Santa Cruz. We're a lot more casual up here. 795 00:48:52,896 --> 00:48:54,921 What do you plan to do now that you've graduated? 796 00:48:55,966 --> 00:48:59,094 Well, I've only been a college graduate for 17 minutes... 797 00:48:59,169 --> 00:49:00,796 so I don't know yet. 798 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,873 Well, according to my calculations... 799 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:07,809 that's 17 minutes behind anyone who's planned ahead. 800 00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:16,082 Hey, guys! We finally made it! 801 00:49:17,287 --> 00:49:19,278 Yeah, we did. 802 00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:23,725 This whole thing's a travesty. 803 00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:25,659 Are your folks not coming up to celebrate? 804 00:49:25,729 --> 00:49:27,458 Yeah, right! 805 00:49:27,531 --> 00:49:29,795 This is my third degree. They don't bother anymore. 806 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,431 Ooh! I'll tell you one thing. 807 00:49:32,502 --> 00:49:34,868 That Felicia's got a neat little turd cutter on her. 808 00:49:38,442 --> 00:49:41,036 Jesus. You gotta help me out here, Dennis. 809 00:49:41,111 --> 00:49:44,410 Joanie and her mom are lurking out there somewhere. 810 00:49:45,615 --> 00:49:48,277 I don't want to get shackled down like some mutt, right? 811 00:49:48,352 --> 00:49:50,377 No, you don't. 812 00:49:50,454 --> 00:49:54,254 You tell that hag and her skunk of a mother to drop dead. 813 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,817 Yeah, I better find her, huh? 814 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:03,057 All my relatives were gonna come up for my graduation next year. 815 00:50:04,067 --> 00:50:06,558 And instead you slapped them in the face, huh? 816 00:50:06,636 --> 00:50:08,001 Pretty much. 817 00:50:09,106 --> 00:50:13,202 My mom says my granddad cries every time they mention my name. 818 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,813 He's from the old country. 819 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,973 What, is he Sicilian? 820 00:50:19,049 --> 00:50:23,918 Come on! Don't give me the family disgrace crap. 821 00:50:23,987 --> 00:50:26,353 - You don't understand Asian culture. - I know. 822 00:50:26,423 --> 00:50:28,391 I'm just a big ol' white dummy. 823 00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:31,256 Look, despite your obvious racial handicap... 824 00:50:31,328 --> 00:50:35,264 you are an American citizen now, so act like one. 825 00:50:35,332 --> 00:50:39,132 We shit all over our families, and then we have kids... 826 00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:42,194 who grow up to be as big a fuck-ups as we are. 827 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,807 I guess I have that to look forward to. 828 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:45,807 That's right. 829 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:47,810 Which one is it? 830 00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:50,210 It's here. It's this one. 831 00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:56,375 It's so shiny! 832 00:50:57,921 --> 00:51:00,719 This is wild. Is this yours too? 833 00:51:00,791 --> 00:51:02,418 No, Mom. 834 00:51:02,492 --> 00:51:04,551 - Aha. - Good. Okay. 835 00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:10,996 I really like it, Jack. It's really cute. 836 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:14,401 Dad? 837 00:51:15,572 --> 00:51:17,563 Well, what are you gonna do with it? 838 00:51:19,142 --> 00:51:21,076 I'm not gonna do anything with it. 839 00:51:21,144 --> 00:51:24,739 I just... was wondering what you thought. 840 00:51:28,285 --> 00:51:31,812 Oh, look at... the hand, and... 841 00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:36,416 It's cast metal, isn't it? 842 00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:39,853 How much would you say it weighs? 843 00:51:44,568 --> 00:51:46,559 Hey. What's goin' on? 844 00:51:47,571 --> 00:51:49,562 - Congratulations. - Huh? 845 00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:51,767 Oh, yeah. 846 00:51:54,077 --> 00:51:56,011 Listen, Joanie... 847 00:51:56,079 --> 00:51:58,309 I'm sorry about what I said at the boardwalk. 848 00:51:58,381 --> 00:52:00,315 - No, I'm sorry. - I was really... 849 00:52:00,383 --> 00:52:01,782 It'll never happen again. 850 00:52:01,852 --> 00:52:03,786 I blew the prime directive of girlfriending. 851 00:52:03,854 --> 00:52:05,845 I got between a guy and his friends. 852 00:52:08,825 --> 00:52:11,350 So, Monday... it's right around the corner. 853 00:52:12,362 --> 00:52:14,887 Yeah, I been thinkin' about it. 854 00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:17,365 - Maybe we could talk... - Oh. Here she is. 855 00:52:17,434 --> 00:52:20,562 - Oh... shit. - This is no big deal, okay? 856 00:52:20,637 --> 00:52:22,571 Okay. All right. 857 00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:23,970 Hi, Mom. 858 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:28,376 Mom, this is Rob. Rob, this is my mother. 859 00:52:28,445 --> 00:52:29,912 Why, hi there. 860 00:52:32,182 --> 00:52:33,376 You okay? 861 00:52:33,450 --> 00:52:35,441 Here, babe. Drink some. 862 00:52:39,289 --> 00:52:41,086 Oh! He's choking! 863 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:43,092 I just need to catch my breath. 864 00:52:44,628 --> 00:52:45,925 Push! 865 00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:48,692 It's okay, Mrs. Crump! I'm okay. It's fine. 866 00:52:51,501 --> 00:52:52,490 I'm fine. 867 00:52:52,569 --> 00:52:54,764 You still have something coming out of your nose. 868 00:52:55,939 --> 00:52:59,375 Let's start all over. I'm Joanie's mom. 869 00:52:59,442 --> 00:53:01,842 - You can just call me Vicki. - Hi. 870 00:53:01,912 --> 00:53:03,903 It's a pleasure to finally meet you. 871 00:53:05,415 --> 00:53:07,349 I don't know, Mickey. 872 00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:10,580 I'm beginning to think I need to find myself a nice mute woman. 873 00:53:10,654 --> 00:53:13,555 - Like the one in that movie. - Like the one at the ticket office. 874 00:53:13,623 --> 00:53:15,591 - No. Christ, not her. - What's wrong with her? 875 00:53:15,659 --> 00:53:19,459 Randy's having a beach bonfire at Seabright. Are you gonna go? 876 00:53:19,529 --> 00:53:21,292 - I don't know. - Come on. 877 00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:24,390 If the grunion run up on the beach, we can hit 'em with sticks. 878 00:53:24,467 --> 00:53:26,833 Dennis and I were gonna hang out... 879 00:53:26,903 --> 00:53:30,236 and do some graduation celebratin' and stuff. 880 00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:33,071 - We might come after. - Okay. 881 00:53:34,244 --> 00:53:36,439 - Maybe I'll see you later. - Yeah. 882 00:53:40,116 --> 00:53:44,678 - Oh, fuck! I don't believe her, man. - You're an idiot. 883 00:53:44,754 --> 00:53:46,779 Oh, Dennis. Excuse me, please. 884 00:53:49,926 --> 00:53:51,860 Really, I think there's something wrong with you. 885 00:53:51,928 --> 00:53:53,759 Something very, very wrong. 886 00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:56,924 I want you to stop by the faculty luncheon this afternoon. 887 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,992 Meet some of the people you'll be working with. 888 00:54:01,438 --> 00:54:03,372 To tell you the truth, I just made plans. 889 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,170 Well, piss on your plans. Stop by for a few minutes. 890 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:09,178 Hobnob with the good and the great, hmm? 891 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,679 There'll be free drink. 892 00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:13,341 Perhaps that will provide you with sufficient motivation. 893 00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:15,174 Well... 894 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,186 okay, I'll see you there. 895 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,916 Impress everyone. Make me look good. 896 00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:21,252 I will. 897 00:54:30,734 --> 00:54:32,668 Ahh. Excellent. 898 00:54:34,638 --> 00:54:37,368 Now, Jack, tell me. That girl you've been going around with. 899 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,738 What about her? 900 00:54:39,809 --> 00:54:43,745 Dina? We don't talk much anymore. 901 00:54:43,813 --> 00:54:47,271 I never did get the story straight. Who dumped who, dear? 902 00:54:49,552 --> 00:54:52,453 Well, I guess she dumped me, Mom. 903 00:54:52,522 --> 00:54:55,150 You guess? Why would she do that? 904 00:54:57,494 --> 00:55:01,225 She just... fell out of love with me. 905 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:04,096 People just don't fall out of love, dear. 906 00:55:04,167 --> 00:55:06,465 They need a little shove. 907 00:55:06,536 --> 00:55:08,561 Was she sleeping with both of you at once? 908 00:55:08,638 --> 00:55:10,606 - Christ, Mom! - Look, Jack. 909 00:55:10,674 --> 00:55:12,938 You're a college graduate. Don't be so milquetoast. 910 00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:22,643 You loved her, didn't you? 911 00:55:23,653 --> 00:55:25,848 Are we still on this? Yeah, I did. 912 00:55:25,922 --> 00:55:27,981 She was the best. 913 00:55:28,058 --> 00:55:29,719 It's been a while though. 914 00:55:29,793 --> 00:55:31,988 Don't you think you should be over her by now? 915 00:55:32,062 --> 00:55:35,998 I don't know, Mom. Is there a time limit? 916 00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:39,866 What do you guys want me to say? I'm sorry. Yes, I still love her. 917 00:55:42,572 --> 00:55:46,167 All right. If that's the case, fine. Go get her. 918 00:55:47,110 --> 00:55:49,977 Tell her you love her. Sweep her off her feet. 919 00:55:50,046 --> 00:55:53,209 You guys are missing something. She dumped me. 920 00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:56,150 Oh, Jack. Don't be a horse's ass. 921 00:55:56,219 --> 00:55:58,312 Either fish or cut the bait, hmm? 922 00:55:58,388 --> 00:56:01,482 Don't be pining away over a girl like some chump. 923 00:56:01,558 --> 00:56:03,492 You know? Go get her! 924 00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,028 We still have your bedroom at the house. 925 00:56:06,096 --> 00:56:07,654 You two can live there! 926 00:56:07,731 --> 00:56:10,165 That's it. I'll pull some strings and get you into work. 927 00:56:10,233 --> 00:56:11,825 We'll start you in shipping. 928 00:56:11,901 --> 00:56:14,165 You're getting a late start, but in a couple of years... 929 00:56:14,237 --> 00:56:16,171 I'm sure you can make something of yourself. 930 00:56:17,407 --> 00:56:19,967 You guys are flippin' out, man. 931 00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:24,309 Jesus, Mary and the Apostles, boy! When are you going to get serious? 932 00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:26,144 You think this is, a damn game? 933 00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:29,344 I just made you a goddamned sensible offer! 934 00:56:31,921 --> 00:56:34,185 Darryl, please. You're gonna make a scene. 935 00:56:34,257 --> 00:56:35,724 Listen to me! 936 00:56:35,792 --> 00:56:39,751 I don't care if the girl is in or out. Make a goddamn decision! 937 00:56:42,766 --> 00:56:45,030 What's with you guys? What did I do? 938 00:56:45,101 --> 00:56:47,262 What's with all the pressure? 939 00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:50,329 We love you, Jack. You know that. 940 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,705 We're proud you went away to college. 941 00:56:52,776 --> 00:56:56,075 We're not so happy you got a degree in art. 942 00:56:57,347 --> 00:56:58,439 Why not? 943 00:56:58,515 --> 00:57:01,507 It's not worth anything. It has no cash value. 944 00:57:01,584 --> 00:57:03,518 It's time to give up. 945 00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:07,716 You've had four years to be happy and do what you want. 946 00:57:07,791 --> 00:57:09,122 But... 947 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:13,187 I want to do what I want my whole life. 948 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:15,788 - Oh, Jack! - What? 949 00:57:15,865 --> 00:57:18,265 Life is not a fairy tale. 950 00:57:18,334 --> 00:57:19,858 But, Dad... 951 00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:23,963 I don't want to be some zombie climbing the corporate ladder. 952 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,235 You'll learn to like it! 953 00:57:26,309 --> 00:57:28,300 It's the American way! 954 00:57:28,378 --> 00:57:31,211 Don't even bother. Stop trying to talk sense into him. 955 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:35,149 Go out there and see how many people are going to pay you... 956 00:57:35,218 --> 00:57:38,654 to arrange garbage into neat little piles. 957 00:57:39,756 --> 00:57:42,884 Oh, waiter? Check, please, when you have a chance. 958 00:57:44,861 --> 00:57:47,352 I need to go to the bathroom. May I be excused? 959 00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,374 Hey! Whoa! 960 00:57:59,442 --> 00:58:01,910 Where you going with that video game, young man? 961 00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:04,446 What do you care? You guys never play it. 962 00:58:06,583 --> 00:58:09,245 I would've gotten around to it eventually. 963 00:58:24,100 --> 00:58:25,533 All right. 964 00:58:25,602 --> 00:58:28,070 Mom, Dad... 965 00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:31,129 No! Just shut up and listen to me for a second! 966 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,943 I appreciate everything you've done for me... 967 00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:37,002 but I'm my own man now. 968 00:58:56,633 --> 00:58:58,965 But I'm my own man now. 969 00:58:59,035 --> 00:59:01,731 You both had a chance to screw up your lives... 970 00:59:01,804 --> 00:59:04,466 so just... back off. 971 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:07,669 Give me a chance to screw up mine. 972 00:59:11,147 --> 00:59:13,012 Mom. 973 00:59:13,082 --> 00:59:16,017 All right. Don't cry. It's okay. It's fine. 974 00:59:17,487 --> 00:59:19,785 Dad. 975 00:59:19,856 --> 00:59:22,017 Thank you. I appreciate that. 976 00:59:23,426 --> 00:59:27,487 It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong like that. 977 00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:32,593 I love you too. 978 00:59:48,151 --> 00:59:49,914 What are you doing? 979 00:59:51,487 --> 00:59:53,819 You're ditching me here? 980 00:59:53,890 --> 00:59:55,949 He's a man of the world. He'll find his way. 981 00:59:56,025 --> 00:59:58,858 Send us a postcard from Skid Row! 982 00:59:58,928 --> 01:00:01,726 What? Wait! I got something to say! 983 01:00:05,068 --> 01:00:06,763 Thanks a lot. 984 01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:14,538 Whoa! Man, this is phat! 985 01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:16,374 - You made this? - Yep. 986 01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:18,414 Thanks for bringing this over. 987 01:00:18,481 --> 01:00:21,678 - Somebody fuckin' brew me. - Andy, beer! Come on! Brew! 988 01:00:21,751 --> 01:00:24,379 Here you go, man. 989 01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:26,388 All right. Stew's the man. 990 01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:38,798 I felt like it didn't matter if I was there or not. 991 01:00:38,868 --> 01:00:42,133 You looked at me and you were all, "Hi, Theresa." 992 01:00:42,205 --> 01:00:45,140 Like you weren't even glad to see me. 993 01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:47,142 And Danielle's all, "What's with you and Doug?" 994 01:00:47,210 --> 01:00:50,805 I'm like, "Why?" She's all, "It doesn't seem like you guys are talking." 995 01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,144 This always happens when we're at parties. 996 01:00:53,216 --> 01:00:55,980 Does not. I don't do the hugging, kissing... 997 01:00:56,052 --> 01:00:58,486 public-display-of-affection thing. 998 01:00:58,554 --> 01:01:01,580 It's something that should be better kept in private. 999 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:04,456 It makes me feel like you don't even care. 1000 01:01:04,527 --> 01:01:08,759 What? Because I'm not actively showing you my adoration? 1001 01:01:08,831 --> 01:01:10,264 Yeah! 1002 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,960 - Excuse me. - What? 1003 01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:14,970 Would you guys mind just shutting up? 1004 01:01:15,038 --> 01:01:17,632 Keep your pathetic little relationship to yourselves. 1005 01:01:20,176 --> 01:01:21,609 Hello. 1006 01:01:23,212 --> 01:01:24,577 Me? Why? 1007 01:01:24,647 --> 01:01:28,344 Good, because I'm not going to forget about this, okay? 1008 01:01:28,418 --> 01:01:31,216 Hey! Why don't you mind your own business? 1009 01:01:32,288 --> 01:01:35,121 Chick, you're making it my business. 1010 01:01:35,191 --> 01:01:37,125 "Chick"? 1011 01:01:37,193 --> 01:01:39,127 So I'm a chick now. 1012 01:01:40,663 --> 01:01:44,565 Who do you think you are, telling people what to do? 1013 01:01:44,634 --> 01:01:46,932 I don't want to hear your dirty laundry. 1014 01:01:47,003 --> 01:01:50,336 I think I speak for everyone here. Keep it to yourself. 1015 01:01:50,406 --> 01:01:54,240 You don't speak for me, and you don't tell me what to do! 1016 01:01:54,310 --> 01:01:57,370 Just shut the fuck up! Okay? Ride the fucking bus! 1017 01:01:57,447 --> 01:02:01,440 How hard is that? Keep to yourself. Just shut up! 1018 01:02:01,517 --> 01:02:05,385 - What the hell is going on? - You're lucky I don't know karate. 1019 01:02:05,455 --> 01:02:08,117 - So lucky. - All right. Settle down, Doug. 1020 01:02:09,292 --> 01:02:12,819 This had better be good. What seems to be the problem? 1021 01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:15,125 He called me "chick." 1022 01:02:15,198 --> 01:02:16,756 A "chick"? 1023 01:02:19,936 --> 01:02:21,597 Not on my bus. 1024 01:02:21,671 --> 01:02:23,536 You're out of here. 1025 01:02:23,606 --> 01:02:24,971 What? 1026 01:02:25,041 --> 01:02:29,307 You may get away with that language on the 2 or the 7, but not on the 3! 1027 01:02:29,378 --> 01:02:32,506 - That kind of language doesn't... - Fuck you, man! 1028 01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:34,516 Fuck me? Fuck you, buddy! 1029 01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:36,381 Hey, buddy! 1030 01:02:37,820 --> 01:02:39,617 Let go! 1031 01:02:39,689 --> 01:02:41,953 Give me my fuckin' shirt back! 1032 01:02:42,024 --> 01:02:45,516 You want your shirt back? Learn to treat a woman with some respect. 1033 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:48,393 - Then you'll get your shirt back. - Spaz-o. 1034 01:02:48,464 --> 01:02:52,628 - You're not so tough now, are you? - Fuck you! Fuck off! 1035 01:02:52,702 --> 01:02:55,034 Don't hit my bus! 1036 01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:56,594 Jerk-off! 1037 01:02:56,672 --> 01:02:58,936 You jerk... off. 1038 01:04:19,222 --> 01:04:21,656 You wouldn't believe my fuckin' day. 1039 01:04:24,961 --> 01:04:26,451 Keg tapped out? 1040 01:04:31,234 --> 01:04:34,328 You want to get a twelver and shred? 1041 01:05:02,431 --> 01:05:04,092 You all right? 1042 01:05:22,018 --> 01:05:25,112 I tell you, man, I don't get it. 1043 01:05:27,456 --> 01:05:30,220 You know who she's going out with now? 1044 01:05:30,293 --> 01:05:32,523 Who who's going out with? 1045 01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:36,326 Dina. You know who's the new me? 1046 01:05:36,399 --> 01:05:39,061 What do you care? I thought you were over her. 1047 01:05:39,135 --> 01:05:41,695 She's got some new fucking boyfriend now. 1048 01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:46,765 You know him. That fuckin' guy with the bug with Bob Marley on the door. 1049 01:05:46,842 --> 01:05:49,276 - That greasy guy? - Yeah. 1050 01:05:49,345 --> 01:05:52,940 Dumped me for some white trash Rastafarian. 1051 01:05:54,317 --> 01:05:57,445 Bullshit. I envy you. 1052 01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:00,011 You got the good life now with Chelsea. 1053 01:06:00,089 --> 01:06:02,057 I got no kind of life with Chelsea. 1054 01:06:02,124 --> 01:06:05,116 You could have, if you put in any effort. 1055 01:06:05,194 --> 01:06:07,788 - She likes you. - What? 1056 01:06:07,863 --> 01:06:09,558 That's fine. 1057 01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:12,567 I want you two to be happy together. 1058 01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:16,867 Are you talking about the party when she came up to my room? 1059 01:06:16,939 --> 01:06:20,705 Has this been an issue for you? You've been stewing on this. 1060 01:06:20,776 --> 01:06:23,210 She did that to make you jealous. 1061 01:06:23,279 --> 01:06:25,144 Yeah. Yeah, I'll bet. 1062 01:06:25,214 --> 01:06:28,308 She only came up there to provoke a response. 1063 01:06:28,384 --> 01:06:32,150 What does it take to light a fire under your ass anyway? 1064 01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:40,294 You're unbelievable, man. You know that? 1065 01:06:40,363 --> 01:06:44,800 You get off on being a poor little guy who can't get a girlfriend? 1066 01:06:44,867 --> 01:06:48,462 I'll tell you what else she did. She put my balls in her mouth. 1067 01:06:48,537 --> 01:06:51,802 She put my nuts in her mouth and hummed "The Star-Spangled Banner." 1068 01:06:54,744 --> 01:06:57,679 All right. See? There you go. 1069 01:06:57,747 --> 01:07:01,183 What the fuck's the matter... All right. Take it easy! 1070 01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:03,912 Jesus Christ! All right! 1071 01:07:03,986 --> 01:07:08,116 I made all that shit up. I was trying to piss you off. 1072 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:10,556 She's a fine young lady... 1073 01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:14,118 fine, upstanding young citizen. 1074 01:07:15,798 --> 01:07:18,528 Nice little titties too. 1075 01:07:18,601 --> 01:07:21,468 I'm sorry, man. I was just kidding. 1076 01:07:22,605 --> 01:07:25,301 I'm a bigger dumb shit than you are. 1077 01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:29,037 I'm getting advice from you, and you're carrying a torch for Dina. 1078 01:07:31,247 --> 01:07:35,206 That's right. See how great having a girlfriend is? 1079 01:07:35,284 --> 01:07:38,253 Aren't you just dying for a steady gal pal... 1080 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:40,880 who'll love, cherish and betray you? 1081 01:07:40,956 --> 01:07:44,221 You should try it. It's a lot of fun. 1082 01:07:57,373 --> 01:07:59,068 All right, you guys. 1083 01:08:01,177 --> 01:08:02,610 Tremendous. 1084 01:08:02,678 --> 01:08:05,169 - Nice meeting you, Rob. - Nice meeting you. 1085 01:08:05,247 --> 01:08:07,909 See you. I'll see you later. 1086 01:08:07,983 --> 01:08:09,917 All right. I'll call you. 1087 01:08:11,153 --> 01:08:12,984 - Bye. - We'll talk. 1088 01:08:13,055 --> 01:08:15,615 So, you met the mom, huh? 1089 01:08:15,691 --> 01:08:19,388 Yeah. We went for chowder and went up to the Mystery Spot. 1090 01:08:19,462 --> 01:08:22,295 It was boring. 1091 01:08:22,364 --> 01:08:25,629 Looked like you were hitting it off. What's up with that? 1092 01:08:26,969 --> 01:08:30,029 If you want to call it that. 1093 01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:32,506 - You got lipstick on you. - What? 1094 01:08:32,575 --> 01:08:36,443 Stop playing house darts! You're wrecking the furniture. 1095 01:08:36,512 --> 01:08:38,377 All right! House darts! 1096 01:08:38,447 --> 01:08:40,005 Forget it, Rob! 1097 01:08:40,082 --> 01:08:41,777 Stop with the darts! 1098 01:08:44,153 --> 01:08:45,745 You're so cool. 1099 01:08:45,821 --> 01:08:48,312 Guys, we've got some beers here. 1100 01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:54,118 The fine brew. The elixir of the gods. 1101 01:08:54,196 --> 01:08:56,721 I realize now that my only salvation... 1102 01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:59,427 lies at the bottom of this bottle. 1103 01:08:59,502 --> 01:09:02,403 Uh, guys? Are you guys really staying? 1104 01:09:04,073 --> 01:09:05,631 What does that mean? 1105 01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:09,166 It's just that Stew and those guys down the street... 1106 01:09:09,245 --> 01:09:11,304 just asked me to move in. 1107 01:09:11,380 --> 01:09:14,543 Unless you guys are staying, then I'll be moving there. 1108 01:09:14,617 --> 01:09:16,414 So you'd sell us out? 1109 01:09:16,485 --> 01:09:20,114 No. I just wanted to be sure before I said no. 1110 01:09:20,189 --> 01:09:22,157 Is everyone for sure staying? 1111 01:09:23,225 --> 01:09:25,557 Yeah, we're fuckin' staying, man! 1112 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:29,525 I can't leave this place yet. 1113 01:09:29,598 --> 01:09:32,999 Slosh, what's the matter with you? We got a beach party to go to. 1114 01:09:33,068 --> 01:09:36,834 Brew these fuckin' guys before we all die of thirst here. 1115 01:09:41,477 --> 01:09:44,708 Fine. Forget it. Fuck you, then. Mickey, come on. 1116 01:09:46,215 --> 01:09:49,742 Dennis, come on. Pound these down. The fun's just beginning. 1117 01:09:49,818 --> 01:09:52,116 Up the academy, right? 1118 01:09:53,489 --> 01:09:55,184 This is the fun. 1119 01:10:13,275 --> 01:10:14,902 - Jack. - What? 1120 01:10:14,977 --> 01:10:18,174 Would you mind maybe staying outside? 1121 01:10:19,715 --> 01:10:22,081 What for? They got free cocktails. 1122 01:10:22,151 --> 01:10:26,315 I know. But you're all amped up, and you hate Luther anyway. 1123 01:10:26,388 --> 01:10:30,017 Just let me get in, get the job. I'll be out in two seconds. 1124 01:10:30,092 --> 01:10:32,959 You better fucking bring me something. 1125 01:10:33,028 --> 01:10:36,054 You want me to stay out here with you? 1126 01:10:43,939 --> 01:10:47,272 This is spiffy. This is where our tuition goes. 1127 01:10:47,343 --> 01:10:49,072 Little taco things! 1128 01:10:54,216 --> 01:10:58,516 There you are, Dennis. You brought the entire motley crew with you. 1129 01:10:58,587 --> 01:11:02,614 Luther, good to see you. I'll see you guys later. 1130 01:11:06,195 --> 01:11:09,358 I was going to introduce you to the rest of the faculty... 1131 01:11:09,431 --> 01:11:12,491 but you know most of them, and those you don't are so boring... 1132 01:11:12,568 --> 01:11:14,502 I think we'll skip that. 1133 01:11:14,570 --> 01:11:16,231 Really? 1134 01:11:16,305 --> 01:11:18,739 Dennis, I would so much prefer... 1135 01:11:18,807 --> 01:11:21,742 to be naked and drunk on a beach in Thailand... 1136 01:11:21,810 --> 01:11:24,278 than here wrestling for tenure. 1137 01:11:25,447 --> 01:11:27,381 I know what you mean. 1138 01:11:27,449 --> 01:11:30,612 Sometimes you get sick of playing the game. 1139 01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:35,014 I am old and cynical. I'm allowed to be bitter. 1140 01:11:35,090 --> 01:11:38,890 You're still young. You should be filled with ideals. 1141 01:11:40,162 --> 01:11:42,722 If I was a Peruvian Indian, the last place I'd want... 1142 01:11:42,798 --> 01:11:46,734 my harvest totem planted would be in this pseudo-intellectual shit-house. 1143 01:11:46,802 --> 01:11:49,168 There goes Rossi... 1144 01:11:49,238 --> 01:11:53,868 the man who almost single-handedly sunk the theater department. 1145 01:11:53,942 --> 01:11:56,706 Did you see their production of The Crucible? 1146 01:11:56,779 --> 01:11:59,873 With the surfer guy playing the lead pilgrim? 1147 01:12:03,185 --> 01:12:06,746 Oh, dear. It's all going down so fast. 1148 01:12:06,822 --> 01:12:10,314 But, if we're smart, we can winnow out a little place... 1149 01:12:10,392 --> 01:12:11,984 and sit and fiddle... 1150 01:12:12,061 --> 01:12:15,656 and watch the whole damn civilization burn down. 1151 01:12:15,731 --> 01:12:18,928 It'd beat a jab in the eye with a sharp stick any day. 1152 01:12:20,936 --> 01:12:23,666 We're going to have a lot of laughs together. 1153 01:12:23,739 --> 01:12:26,003 You know... 1154 01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:29,476 my life really needs a good kick in the backside. 1155 01:12:29,545 --> 01:12:33,413 I'm 48 years of age. My friends are turning into fossils. 1156 01:12:33,482 --> 01:12:36,076 I so desperately need... 1157 01:12:36,151 --> 01:12:40,178 a young person to give my life a little jump start. 1158 01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:48,963 Let's make sure that we're both turned to the same page here. 1159 01:12:50,065 --> 01:12:52,693 I thought this was about my work... 1160 01:12:52,768 --> 01:12:56,568 not extracurricular fun and games together. 1161 01:12:56,638 --> 01:12:58,868 It is about your work. 1162 01:12:58,941 --> 01:13:01,967 Don't forget, art comes from the soul. 1163 01:13:02,044 --> 01:13:05,207 Love of one leads naturally to an appreciation of the other. 1164 01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:08,681 Okay, I can see I've overstepped the bounds of your interest. 1165 01:13:08,751 --> 01:13:11,276 Fine. Forget it. 1166 01:13:11,353 --> 01:13:14,811 After all, it really is your painting I'm interested in. 1167 01:13:20,496 --> 01:13:23,659 You've got a pretty good scam going on here, man. 1168 01:13:24,733 --> 01:13:26,496 I'll see you around. 1169 01:13:29,872 --> 01:13:33,137 I want you to know that I am sincere. 1170 01:13:33,208 --> 01:13:34,937 Photography. 1171 01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:37,570 I am a photographer, not a painter. 1172 01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:51,359 I can't believe I'm hanging out with all these fucking art wankers. 1173 01:13:52,661 --> 01:13:55,926 Wait a minute. What happened to your job interview? 1174 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:00,368 Well... 1175 01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:04,429 I never thought I would say this, but... 1176 01:14:04,506 --> 01:14:07,566 all I am is a pretty face. 1177 01:14:10,913 --> 01:14:12,346 Ouch. 1178 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:16,714 I hate it when I'm right all the time. 1179 01:14:17,953 --> 01:14:20,012 Luther's a bozo deluxe. 1180 01:14:20,088 --> 01:14:23,353 I mean, my degree, it's just a fucking joke. 1181 01:14:26,795 --> 01:14:29,593 It's getting stale real fast, man. 1182 01:14:29,665 --> 01:14:32,634 Dudes, I saw Dennis out back with Jack. 1183 01:14:32,701 --> 01:14:35,499 Didn't seem like things worked out with Luther. 1184 01:14:35,571 --> 01:14:37,300 - There they are. - Where? 1185 01:14:37,372 --> 01:14:40,569 They just took off down the hill with the chain saw. 1186 01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:49,980 Shall we? 1187 01:15:06,268 --> 01:15:07,667 Go! 1188 01:15:10,606 --> 01:15:12,938 - Dear bloody Jesus Christ. - Call Security. 1189 01:15:22,651 --> 01:15:24,619 Let's get out of here! 1190 01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:42,329 - What's the time, man? - It's time for love. 1191 01:15:42,404 --> 01:15:45,237 We're through with the monkey business, kids. 1192 01:15:47,309 --> 01:15:49,743 Very nice. 1193 01:15:49,811 --> 01:15:51,301 Fuck me. 1194 01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:52,972 What's wrong? 1195 01:15:54,716 --> 01:15:56,343 Oh, Dina. 1196 01:15:59,488 --> 01:16:01,422 Can you believe that shit? 1197 01:16:02,791 --> 01:16:04,782 Fucking bitch. 1198 01:16:04,860 --> 01:16:06,794 She has to come here. 1199 01:16:14,102 --> 01:16:16,696 Fuck it. I don't give a shit. 1200 01:16:25,013 --> 01:16:29,347 Fuck it. I'm just going to sit here in the dunes and drink myself stupid. 1201 01:16:36,358 --> 01:16:37,950 So... 1202 01:16:38,026 --> 01:16:39,357 Josh... 1203 01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:42,124 what's it like not being in school? 1204 01:16:42,197 --> 01:16:44,358 It's a lot less strife. 1205 01:16:44,433 --> 01:16:47,027 You get a job, pay for the rent. 1206 01:16:47,102 --> 01:16:50,868 You get bored, you quit and move on to the next one. 1207 01:16:50,939 --> 01:16:54,534 Yeah? You enjoy yourself at least? 1208 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:57,704 Yeah, I am. Mainly thanks to you, bro. 1209 01:16:59,748 --> 01:17:01,579 How's that? 1210 01:17:01,650 --> 01:17:05,347 I always admire the way you always do what you want. 1211 01:17:05,420 --> 01:17:07,479 Some of it rubbed off on me. 1212 01:17:09,191 --> 01:17:11,318 Yeah, but you got kicked out of school. 1213 01:17:11,393 --> 01:17:14,624 Yeah. That wasn't me then. 1214 01:17:14,696 --> 01:17:17,290 I was still that other guy. 1215 01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:21,369 Great. Give me credit for ruining your life. 1216 01:17:21,436 --> 01:17:25,065 I showed you how to be a fucking drunk slob. 1217 01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:27,700 Is that what you guys all think? 1218 01:17:27,776 --> 01:17:30,711 That I'm some fucking out-of-control idiot? 1219 01:17:32,681 --> 01:17:34,706 I'm not, man. 1220 01:17:34,783 --> 01:17:38,617 I looked at all my options, made a choice and went with it. 1221 01:17:38,687 --> 01:17:41,713 You went with what? What do you got? 1222 01:17:41,790 --> 01:17:43,382 No more fear. 1223 01:17:44,793 --> 01:17:47,728 I never really wanted to be in college... 1224 01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:50,663 so I started fucking around and flunked out. 1225 01:17:50,732 --> 01:17:54,031 I thought the world would end. It didn't. 1226 01:17:55,237 --> 01:17:56,704 That's when I realized... 1227 01:17:56,772 --> 01:17:58,763 you just got to throw caution out the door... 1228 01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:01,308 and let life hit you full in the face... 1229 01:18:01,376 --> 01:18:05,107 live life like a fucking dog that rides in a car... 1230 01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:07,876 head out the window, ears flapping in the breeze. 1231 01:18:07,949 --> 01:18:10,543 Of all people, I thought you'd understand that. 1232 01:18:10,619 --> 01:18:13,315 Changed my life, man. 1233 01:18:14,823 --> 01:18:18,122 Shit, I don't know what the fuck's going to happen next week... 1234 01:18:19,594 --> 01:18:21,255 but I'm not afraid. 1235 01:18:23,031 --> 01:18:25,124 No more fear, huh? 1236 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:28,601 You figured that out by watching me flail around like a dummy? 1237 01:18:28,670 --> 01:18:30,160 I guess so. 1238 01:18:30,238 --> 01:18:32,297 Goody for you. 1239 01:18:32,374 --> 01:18:34,638 Meanwhile, the answer to my every hope and prayer... 1240 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,837 is down there with her new boyfriend's dick in her mouth. 1241 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:42,582 Man, you got to figure this out and move on. 1242 01:18:42,651 --> 01:18:44,744 Why don't you go talk to her? 1243 01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:47,118 Whatever goes down goes down, and that's cool. 1244 01:18:47,189 --> 01:18:49,953 What the fuck do you know? 1245 01:18:50,025 --> 01:18:52,550 Dog's head flapping in the wind. 1246 01:18:52,627 --> 01:18:54,686 Fucking idiot. 1247 01:18:54,763 --> 01:18:56,526 - You have. - Yeah. 1248 01:19:01,470 --> 01:19:04,871 Hey, Dina. Can I talk to you for a second? 1249 01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:25,127 So what? Is that what you needed your freedom for? 1250 01:19:25,162 --> 01:19:28,221 So what? Is that what you needed your freedom for? 1251 01:19:28,296 --> 01:19:30,560 To go out with that guy? 1252 01:19:30,632 --> 01:19:32,395 He's a little defensive. 1253 01:19:32,467 --> 01:19:34,458 And how would you feel? 1254 01:19:34,536 --> 01:19:38,370 I've got some deranged ex-boyfriend calling me at night, harassing me. 1255 01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:42,001 I wasn't harassing you. I said "fuck you" once. 1256 01:19:42,077 --> 01:19:45,012 I was drunk. Jesus Christ, give me a break. 1257 01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,844 Once is plenty. Do you have to be such a dick? 1258 01:19:47,916 --> 01:19:50,476 You don't even know him. 1259 01:19:50,552 --> 01:19:52,986 All right. Hold on one second. 1260 01:19:53,054 --> 01:19:55,989 This is not how I imagined this conversation happening. 1261 01:19:56,057 --> 01:19:59,083 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell at you. 1262 01:19:59,161 --> 01:20:01,095 Let's just start over, okay? 1263 01:20:02,330 --> 01:20:06,266 I'd like to try the whole thing over again... 1264 01:20:07,636 --> 01:20:09,001 our relationship. 1265 01:20:11,006 --> 01:20:12,405 Wait a minute. 1266 01:20:12,474 --> 01:20:14,032 Listen to me. 1267 01:20:14,109 --> 01:20:17,510 Whatever's wrong with it, I can fix it. 1268 01:20:19,047 --> 01:20:22,778 I'm more in love with you now than I ever have been. 1269 01:20:22,851 --> 01:20:25,786 I realized it the other day when I saw you... 1270 01:20:25,854 --> 01:20:29,221 kissing him while he was waiting for the light to change. 1271 01:20:30,926 --> 01:20:33,360 You used to do that to me. 1272 01:20:33,428 --> 01:20:36,693 What is so special about me? Why do you even care? 1273 01:20:37,933 --> 01:20:42,029 I don't know. I don't know what's going on anymore. 1274 01:20:42,103 --> 01:20:46,062 When I was fucking 18, 19, I was great. 1275 01:20:46,141 --> 01:20:49,338 I had a fucking blast. I had a great time. 1276 01:20:49,411 --> 01:20:53,871 And now it's like nothing's funny anymore, nothing makes me laugh. 1277 01:20:53,949 --> 01:20:55,712 I mean, not really. 1278 01:20:55,784 --> 01:20:57,752 I'm 22 years old. 1279 01:20:57,819 --> 01:20:59,810 Three lousy years went by. 1280 01:20:59,888 --> 01:21:01,822 Where's all the funny shit? 1281 01:21:01,890 --> 01:21:04,381 What the fuck happened? 1282 01:21:04,459 --> 01:21:06,893 'Cause I'm totally fucking miserable now... 1283 01:21:06,962 --> 01:21:09,362 and it's like I'm asking myself... 1284 01:21:09,431 --> 01:21:11,592 "Is this all I got?" 1285 01:21:11,666 --> 01:21:14,328 I mean, isn't there a third option... 1286 01:21:14,402 --> 01:21:17,530 between burning out and then fading away? 1287 01:21:18,673 --> 01:21:20,607 Is that all I get? 1288 01:21:22,477 --> 01:21:24,741 You know, and I realized... 1289 01:21:25,847 --> 01:21:27,474 I figured it out. 1290 01:21:31,052 --> 01:21:32,952 It's you. 1291 01:21:33,021 --> 01:21:34,955 I mean... 1292 01:21:35,023 --> 01:21:37,457 you're what's going to keep me sane. 1293 01:21:39,294 --> 01:21:42,024 You're not in love with me, Jack. 1294 01:21:42,097 --> 01:21:43,792 Okay? Listen to me. 1295 01:21:43,865 --> 01:21:46,299 I'll tell you what you're doing. 1296 01:21:46,368 --> 01:21:47,926 You're obsessing... 1297 01:21:48,003 --> 01:21:49,937 and you have to stop... 1298 01:21:50,005 --> 01:21:52,530 because you are starting to scare me. 1299 01:21:52,607 --> 01:21:54,905 No. Dina, listen to me. 1300 01:21:54,976 --> 01:21:57,911 I'm telling you, this is love. This is real love. 1301 01:21:57,979 --> 01:22:00,345 This is like fucking poet love. 1302 01:22:00,415 --> 01:22:03,714 I feel it in my marrow. I love you. 1303 01:22:03,785 --> 01:22:06,618 I don't care. I don't know how else to say it. 1304 01:22:06,688 --> 01:22:09,156 I'm not going to be your security blanket. 1305 01:22:14,562 --> 01:22:18,328 Dina, wait a second. Dina, please! Okay? 1306 01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:20,334 Don't do this to me. 1307 01:22:21,803 --> 01:22:24,294 Please, Dina. I'm begging you. 1308 01:22:25,607 --> 01:22:28,167 "This is poet love"! 1309 01:22:28,243 --> 01:22:29,870 What a fucking loser! 1310 01:22:33,281 --> 01:22:35,749 So much for sweeping her off her feet. 1311 01:22:35,817 --> 01:22:37,250 Thanks, Ma. 1312 01:22:37,319 --> 01:22:39,753 I had the boys strap my dignity to the hood of the car... 1313 01:22:39,821 --> 01:22:41,584 and we headed home. 1314 01:22:44,326 --> 01:22:45,759 All right. 1315 01:22:46,761 --> 01:22:48,820 House darts, anyone? Anyone? 1316 01:22:48,897 --> 01:22:50,831 Oh, yeah. Hey, house darts! 1317 01:22:50,899 --> 01:22:53,231 I got to talk to you. 1318 01:22:53,301 --> 01:22:57,237 If you don't want to talk, that's fine. I'll be upstairs. 1319 01:23:00,575 --> 01:23:02,873 Sideburn. 1320 01:23:02,944 --> 01:23:05,469 - Little Hawaiian thing. - Pelvis. 1321 01:23:06,748 --> 01:23:10,616 What's the deal with this painting? I've always hated this painting. 1322 01:23:10,685 --> 01:23:12,118 Who's is it? 1323 01:23:12,187 --> 01:23:14,212 It's, uh, what's his name. Fishfucker. 1324 01:23:14,289 --> 01:23:17,554 - The guy who used to be in my room. - Yeah. Cocksucker. 1325 01:23:20,795 --> 01:23:22,660 All right! 1326 01:23:23,732 --> 01:23:26,530 Elvis has left the building. 1327 01:23:31,306 --> 01:23:33,467 Can I come in? 1328 01:23:42,117 --> 01:23:43,550 So... 1329 01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:47,413 what are you so grumpy about? 1330 01:24:04,005 --> 01:24:05,472 I like you. 1331 01:24:07,709 --> 01:24:09,142 I like you too. 1332 01:24:09,210 --> 01:24:11,644 No. I'm not talking about that. 1333 01:24:12,947 --> 01:24:17,577 I like you, too, but I'm talking about something totally different. 1334 01:24:17,652 --> 01:24:19,244 See... 1335 01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:22,346 I like you, the kind of "like you"... 1336 01:24:22,424 --> 01:24:24,483 where I... 1337 01:24:24,559 --> 01:24:27,187 I get to see you naked. 1338 01:24:27,262 --> 01:24:29,230 Just hold on a minute. 1339 01:24:30,565 --> 01:24:33,898 See, I can't do this anymore. I can't. 1340 01:24:33,968 --> 01:24:37,267 This palsy-walsy thing is... You know... 1341 01:24:37,338 --> 01:24:41,798 Before you say anything, I just want you to know what to expect. 1342 01:24:43,311 --> 01:24:46,109 People are going to know that we're together. 1343 01:24:46,181 --> 01:24:49,639 - Is there anything else? - Just this. 1344 01:24:53,388 --> 01:24:55,879 I'll... be right back. 1345 01:25:03,465 --> 01:25:05,262 Time for another one. 1346 01:25:05,333 --> 01:25:06,766 Ready? 1347 01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:10,234 What do you think you're doing? 1348 01:25:10,305 --> 01:25:13,001 Some drunk asshole broke a lamp. 1349 01:25:13,074 --> 01:25:15,565 Now he's about to smash this toaster. 1350 01:25:18,012 --> 01:25:20,572 - Put it back. - Can't do it. Sorry. 1351 01:25:20,648 --> 01:25:21,910 No go. 1352 01:25:21,983 --> 01:25:23,610 Come on, dude! 1353 01:25:25,153 --> 01:25:26,814 Don't break that. 1354 01:25:31,693 --> 01:25:34,093 - Thank you. - Why'd you do that? 1355 01:25:34,162 --> 01:25:37,188 'Cause it's mine, I don't want it anymore... 1356 01:25:37,265 --> 01:25:40,098 and I'm not leaving it here for the next clown who moves in. 1357 01:25:40,168 --> 01:25:43,831 - But we're staying. - Right, sure we are, Mick. 1358 01:25:43,905 --> 01:25:46,237 Not happening. Gots to go. 1359 01:25:46,307 --> 01:25:50,641 When did you decide this? I was only upstairs for five seconds. 1360 01:25:51,713 --> 01:25:53,772 It's time to move on. 1361 01:25:53,848 --> 01:25:57,443 Whatever goes down goes down, and that's cool. 1362 01:25:57,519 --> 01:25:59,043 Am I right, Slosh? 1363 01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:01,782 - You got it, Grasshopper. - There we go. 1364 01:26:01,856 --> 01:26:05,451 - Why all of a sudden is it time? - It just is. 1365 01:26:05,527 --> 01:26:08,189 That's right. And this is how we say good-bye. 1366 01:26:09,697 --> 01:26:14,225 You have to smash the toaster? That makes no sense at all! 1367 01:26:14,302 --> 01:26:15,894 Sure, it does. 1368 01:26:15,970 --> 01:26:19,736 It's sort of like a Viking funeral. 1369 01:26:19,807 --> 01:26:22,571 Well, see, when a Viking chief kicked off... 1370 01:26:22,644 --> 01:26:24,805 they buried the ship with him. 1371 01:26:24,879 --> 01:26:27,347 That way, it was always special. 1372 01:26:27,415 --> 01:26:30,407 No one could despoil the memory. 1373 01:26:30,485 --> 01:26:32,419 Take this mug, for example. 1374 01:26:34,389 --> 01:26:36,550 It belonged to my grandmother. 1375 01:26:39,394 --> 01:26:41,487 I loved my nonna. 1376 01:26:41,563 --> 01:26:43,997 I mean, she practically raised me. 1377 01:26:45,567 --> 01:26:48,035 So, every time I see one of you troglodytes... 1378 01:26:48,102 --> 01:26:50,935 put your lips on the thing, it's just... 1379 01:26:52,240 --> 01:26:54,708 It's like you're kissing my grandmother. 1380 01:27:01,182 --> 01:27:03,707 Now I never have to worry about that again. 1381 01:27:03,785 --> 01:27:05,548 You love that mug. 1382 01:27:05,620 --> 01:27:08,111 Call it preservation through destruction. 1383 01:27:14,429 --> 01:27:17,364 Hey, Mickey, don't be that way. You have to be part of this too. 1384 01:27:17,432 --> 01:27:19,297 Let him go. 1385 01:27:19,367 --> 01:27:20,891 He'll be okay. 1386 01:27:24,739 --> 01:27:26,172 He's a madman! 1387 01:27:26,241 --> 01:27:27,765 He's berserk! 1388 01:27:46,527 --> 01:27:48,995 If the band's breaking up anyway... 1389 01:27:53,868 --> 01:27:55,563 - Whoa! - Shit! 1390 01:28:00,775 --> 01:28:02,709 Now you fucked up, Mickey. 1391 01:28:23,498 --> 01:28:24,863 Motherfucker! 1392 01:29:49,250 --> 01:29:51,184 It's got to go too, huh? 1393 01:29:51,252 --> 01:29:53,743 Got to destroy it to save it. 1394 01:29:56,924 --> 01:29:58,323 Man. 1395 01:30:00,728 --> 01:30:02,662 You know, Dennis... 1396 01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:05,164 I remember when I moved in here... 1397 01:30:05,233 --> 01:30:07,167 you hated my fucking guts. 1398 01:30:08,903 --> 01:30:11,463 Remember we shotgunned all those beers... 1399 01:30:11,539 --> 01:30:15,566 and you came downstairs and your slippers stuck to the floor? 1400 01:30:15,643 --> 01:30:17,577 You guys were such idiots. 1401 01:30:21,282 --> 01:30:24,683 I remember giving Slosh a ride home on my scooter... 1402 01:30:24,752 --> 01:30:27,016 and he threw up all over my back. 1403 01:30:28,923 --> 01:30:31,289 I'm never going to forget this place. 1404 01:30:52,046 --> 01:30:53,343 All right. 1405 01:31:15,903 --> 01:31:17,336 Oh, well. 1406 01:31:20,541 --> 01:31:22,236 Can I have that? 1407 01:31:38,826 --> 01:31:40,123 Well. 1408 01:32:06,654 --> 01:32:09,020 Think they'll track us down for the damages? 1409 01:32:09,090 --> 01:32:11,058 Not me. I'll be in Michigan. 1410 01:32:13,461 --> 01:32:16,396 Listen, as you segue... 1411 01:32:16,464 --> 01:32:19,490 into legendary status around here... 1412 01:32:19,567 --> 01:32:22,161 I just want you to know... 1413 01:32:22,236 --> 01:32:25,364 that the secret of your humble beginnings dies with me. 1414 01:32:27,608 --> 01:32:29,906 Thank you, Dennis, you know... 1415 01:32:29,977 --> 01:32:32,537 for, uh, everything. 1416 01:32:35,249 --> 01:32:36,682 So. 1417 01:32:37,752 --> 01:32:40,118 You ready to go? 1418 01:32:40,187 --> 01:32:43,281 You're going to start hassling me already, woman? 1419 01:32:43,357 --> 01:32:45,450 Maybe not just yet. 1420 01:32:45,526 --> 01:32:46,959 Come here. 1421 01:32:48,429 --> 01:32:50,522 Where are you headed? 1422 01:32:50,598 --> 01:32:54,796 I'll stay with my brother for a little while, I guess. 1423 01:32:54,869 --> 01:32:57,497 Never going to be the same without you. 1424 01:32:57,572 --> 01:32:59,506 Is that right? 1425 01:33:09,584 --> 01:33:11,575 - All right, brother. - Yeah, man. 1426 01:33:11,652 --> 01:33:14,450 - Take care of yourself. - Yeah. 1427 01:33:17,725 --> 01:33:19,659 I'll give you a call. 1428 01:33:19,727 --> 01:33:21,160 Bye. 1429 01:34:05,506 --> 01:34:07,872 I stay in touch with the Rancho boys. 1430 01:34:07,942 --> 01:34:10,206 They're still the best friends I ever had. 1431 01:34:10,277 --> 01:34:12,541 It's the bitch about getting older. You don't fling yourself... 1432 01:34:12,613 --> 01:34:15,275 into love and friendships the way you did before you got hurt. 1433 01:34:15,349 --> 01:34:16,782 That's a damn shame. 112027

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