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This film was made possible

through the generosity
of the Clayton Townsend
Endowment for the Arts,

Bigsby Oil Company,

a grant from
the Bucherer-Wassell
Tobacco Company,

and viewers like you.

Mr. Kurtainbaum,
why did you decide

to continue production
on The Game of Death?

I feel like I personally
owe it to Bruce to finish
this picture.

This was his passion project,
a statement to the world...

This was his
Gone with the Wind.

Ronney,
how do you plan on completing
the movie

without its famous star?

You see, we are going to do
a worldwide search

for the man
who will literally be stepping
into Bruce Lee's shoes

to complete his performance.

But, Ronney,
won't it be obvious that it's
someone else

playing the same part
as Bruce Lee?

Film reality, my man,
it's made in the editing room,
you know?

Yeah, Eisenstein, you know,
he taught us that with
associative editing,

and that was 50 years ago.

We're only limited by our own
imaginations.

We meet again, Bob.

Yeah...

I knew you were a snake,
Leroy Jackson.

Yeah...

Well, it doesn't matter

because I will destroy
both of you.

Have you met my sirens
of fury?

Oh, you've joined
the Nazi party.

Poor birds.

I feel sorry for all of you
in the afterlife.

Ninjas!

Aah!

You know, I really
don't know why people keep
confusing me and Bruce.

I mean, seriously, we are two
totally different actors.

Yes,
but don't you see the obvious
similarities?

Look, the cat wears a yellow
jumpsuit on the big screen.

I'm always wearing a blue one.

- He's Bruce Lee, I'm Breeze Loo.

It's kind of like Pepsi
and Coke.

I can guarantee you one thing.

Anyone who's ever taken
that Pepsi challenge,

they can
definitely taste the difference.

Is it true that
you don't do any of your
own fighting?

That's correct.

I mean, why should I, right?
I'm an actor.

There's a name for actors that
actually do their own fighting--

called stunt men.

To me, acting's all right here
in the eyes.

Then what do you
think of Bruce Lee's acting?

You know, I wouldn't
really know.

- I've never seen
any of his films.
Really?

Come on, I've done
14 films in the last two years.

I've been a little busy.

Why are you
entertaining the idea
of finishing his film?

The cat and I are peers.

I figure if I was the one
who passed early,

I hope he'd done
the same for me.

- Yes, master.

Would you like another?
What do you think?

Oh, I think that was
pretty good.

- I like that one.
You sure?
- Yeah.

Well, I asked Saraghina
to be my manager.

- Yeah, but I'm still his lady.
- You know, it's the ultimate

when you get to work with
someone you really love.

Yeah, yeah, I'd do anything
for Cole.

And what is it
you two are doing here
at these studios?

Well...

You go first, honey.

Well, I'm here to be in
my first Hollywood movie.

I feel really blessed.

Yeah, yeah,
I was at the swap meet

and I found this flyer
that said that The Trombone
Thief Part 3

was needing someone
to play the butler.

Yeah, and I only have
one line, but, you know,

I think it's a big deal because
they're already on part three.

Yeah, plus this gives us
momentum to go right into
The G ame of Death.

It's a perfect career move.

Cole Kim, we need you
on the set now, man.

You look great,
you look great.

Okay.

Best butler ever.

I'm so excited!

I think it's one of those
European films.

Yeah, maybe.

- You do golden showers?
- Um...

I'm Cole kim.
I'm-- I'm playing the butler.

Oh, well, go change
into your butler outfit
and sit outside the door.

As I'm humping the blonde and
I'm chomping on the Oriental's
furburger,

look through the peephole
and I want you to whack off,
okay?

Go. Wardrobe.

- Whack off?
- Yes, whack off.

The fucky-sucky is reserved
for me.

- Daylight, come on. Change.
- Forget you.

Amateurs.

Get me another butler, okay,
quickly, quickly.

Aim low, okay, I want to see
the hardcore.

If you don't see the hardcore,
don't shoot it at all,

you got that? Okay, guys.
And... action.

- Beautiful.

Now stick it
right in her ass.

That's it. A little deeper.

Bend over.
Please.

All right.

That's great.

Today's my first day
as a doctor.

Seven years of schooling,

three years as a resident.

Today's my last day as a doctor.

I'm quitting to become an actor.

I'm a little confused.

Well, for as long
as I can remember,

I've always wanted to be a ninja
or an actor.

So then why
did you choose to go into
the medical field?

Um...

When I was 15 my mom got ill.

Before she died, she asked me
for one thing.

To become a doctor.

Today I've fulfilled
that promise to her.

And tomorrow I try to fulfill
my promise to myself.

But do you think
that's what she intended

when she asked you to become
a doctor?

I kept a promise.

That's all I can say.

So how do you
intend to jump into the
entertainment industry

after all these years
of medical school?

You know, I've-- I've done
my best to incorporate

my theater training
into my medical career.

Very good, Victor.
But it's more like a groan,
from below.

Right, and you're having
a kidney stone,

so the pain is in your lower
abdomen or groin.

Try again.

As an intern,
I came up with

the idea to work with actors
as patients,

so that med school students
could have real people
to diagnose.

Sort of like community theater,

except everyone's sick.

- All the time.

How about film
experience?

I've done some
film work here and there, um...

I got to work as a stunt double.

I've even, uh, worked as
Breeze Loo's stunt double

a couple of times.

It's not exactly
what I want to do,

but... I get to combine

acting and martial arts.

Addey, Addey,
Addey, Addey...

Hi, kids!

Hi, Addey!

Do you know
what my name is?

Addey Astro-Duck!

Say it again!

I was hired by NASA's
outreach division

to raise awareness
about the new Skylab project

and the space race
against the Russians.

I make public appearances
as Addey the Astro-Duck,

and they treat me like a king.

Especially the moms.

Now, is space exploration
an important issue for you?

Uh, actually, no.
I think there are far bigger
problems here on earth

and here in this country.

Can you
elaborate on that?

Well, racism for one.

Our people have been oppressed
for far too long.

Really?
- Yeah, it's shocking.

There have been no reparations
for the abuse our people
suffered,

building the railroads
in the 1860s.

That's just the tip
of the proverbial iceberg.

But Tarrick, um,
aren't you Caucasian?

I'm half Chinese.

So, um-- so,
Tarrick, um, why do you want to
audition for The Game of Death?

I admire Bruce Lee as a role
model for the Asiatic community.
I try to be the same.

I mean, I... Maybe my work is on
a smaller, more humble
grass-roots level,

but I think that reaching out
to promote the yellow
brotherhood

certainly has its place.

Do you really
feel like you have a shot
at getting the part?

Nothing has ever been given
to me.

My life has been...

a continual struggle.

It's that very struggle
that fuels my art.

You call me slanty-eyes.

I stay silent.

But my eyes can see the damage
being done to me.

♪ Railroad worker

Emasculated half-man.

I don't deny there's a piece
of me long-dead on the tracks.

But I am railroaded every day,
tracked and trapped.

But never defeated.

Never defeated.

But also...

never free!

Let's face it,
leading men and ladies
are white.

You can't deny it.

But what about the people
they visit,

the ones they encounter,
the noble savages,

the angry pygmies,
the exotic geishas,
and the street thugs?

All of them? Colored folks.

And when I say "colored,"
I mean all colors.

Hollywood needs these colors
to paint their pictures.

And the one who delivers
the variety.

I represent Latinos, Orientals,

and Afro-Americans.

Hell, I even got clients
who are Afro-Latinos
and Latin-Orientals.

You want 'em, I got 'em.

Some of my clients have even
stepped into the spotlight

and made a real name
for themselves,

courtesy of Roy Thunder.

Clear, go.

- Just relax.

Troy Poon was
the co-star of a hit prime time
TV show.

Chang...

Bring this clown down
to the squad car.

Hey, man.

I ain't gonna do your laundry.

"Hey, man, I ain't
gonna do your laundry."

Troy's tagline
swept the nation.

JJ Walker had nothing on him.

Wow.

It's Rob Force.

You know, the last time we met,

you had the gun to my head.

I should have shot you
when I had the chance.

- Woulda, coulda,
shoulda, Robbie.

- Any last requests?

Hey, Chang, why don't you
send for someone to pick up
this rotting corpse?

Hey.

I ain't gonna do your laundry.

You know what I like
about you, Chang?

What?

Absolutely nothing.

It was
the highest-rated show in
the country on Friday nights.

But after only nine episodes,
something horrible happened.

Actor Dean Silo,
best known for his role

as tough-talking Detective
Rob Force in Golden Gate Guns

was found dead
early this morning in his
Beverly Hills home.

I'm here on the scene
with Officer Williams.

Officer Williams, when did
Dean Silo pass away?

Well, the preliminary report
put the time of death at
approximately 3:37 a.m.

And the circumstances
surrounding his demise?

Well, based on the position
of the body of the deceased

and several pieces of evidence,
it appears that Mr. Silo

was in the midst
of self-asphyxiation

and attempted auto-fellatio
at the time of death.

Thank-- thank you,
Officer Williams.

Traces of several substances
were found in, on, or around
the body,

including amphetamine,
morphine, dramamine, codeine,

sizzlean, quinine, quad-ludes,
pre-ludes, mescaline, methadone,

metha-dust, angel dust,
mercocet, percocet, darvocet,

roxicet, vicodin, oxycontin,
tin, LSD, CPC, PYT,

amphetamines, barbiturates
and Elmer's glue.

Also, several male juvenile
pornographic magazines

and a giant Nazi flag were
strewn around the body,

and the deceased
was wearing a Ku Klux Klan
grand wizard's outfit.

Needless to say,
Troy's show got canceled,

and all the networks refused
to air the reruns.

For me, a job in sales
is the same as an acting gig.

You know, I mean, it really is.

The only difference is
you, um...

You're performing in front of
a smaller crowd.

Hello, how are you?

My name is Troy Poon.
Do you have a moment?

I'd like to show you
a great product.

Aren't you...?

- A-a-aren't you...?
- Aren't you that guy?

- Th-the one on the television?
- Yes, yes, that's me.

- Oh!
- Do you have a moment?

- I'd like to show you
the magical powers...
- Why not?

...of the new megavac
cleaning machine.

Don't mind the mess.
- More mess, the better.

- That's what this thing is for.

And, as you can see, the megavac
cleaning machine

is extremely simple
to put together.

See? I mean, it doesn't get
any better than this.

Beautiful.

Its sucking power is unrivalled.

Oopsie!

Let's see how the new
megavac cleaning machine
handles the job.

- Sorry to interrupt,
but could you say it?

- Excuse me?
- That little thing you say
about the laundry.

Please say it for us.

Oh, yes.
- Just once?

Cheese!
Me, me, me!

Go, go, go, ready?

Okay, here we go.

- Ready?
- Everybody, "cheese!"

Well, hello!
There are quite a lot
of people here.

Form a single-file line...

So today is
the first day of your auditions.

Um, what are you experiencing
right now?

I imagine this is how
Godard felt when he was casting
Breathless.

- Yeah, yeah, but on to
the new Bruce Lee.
- Yeah.

All right, so I'm thinking--
here's what I'm thinking...

A loud, intimidating type,
like a-- like a-- like a hip
Genghis Khan, you know?

Well, he needs to be
the silent, calm type.

With an inner strength.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah,
of course.

Well, that's what I meant.
You know, I don't, I don't mean

"loud" in like a volume
sort of way, you know, like,
"I'm Bruce Lee," screaming.

I-- I meant that he has
an intense internal power. Yeah.

Ronney, when you work with these
young directors,

you very often have to give them
what they need,

even though they're
not yet aware they need it.

You know, 90% of filmmaking,

it's the casting.

So, this is the time
to lend my support

to a young director,
you know,

give him my years
of experience right now.

Well, I love
open auditions,

all bets are off and anything
is possible.

You'll never know
when you might discover

the next Pat Morita
or the new Esther Rolle.

You got a great look.

Great look.

Roy Thunder, talent manager.

"Colored people"?

Last time I checked,

yellow was a color, my man.

The casting process
isn't about which of us

is better than the other,
who's more right for the part.

Honestly, it all comes down to
covering your bases.

For example, I happen to know

Cassie thinks I'm a great lay.

She rode me for six days
last summer,

I wound up with a guest spot
onSanford and Son.

Now, that may be a coincidence,

but I'm not willing to take
the chance that it was.

You are the best
in the room.

You are filled with strength
and power.

But all around you is--
is weakness and insecurity.

They are afraid of you because
they all know that the part
is yours.

Open your eyes...

and look at them.

Really look at them.

They're weak.

Weak.

Hey, is...?

Yeah, I think that's Breeze Loo.

Uh, Cole, Cole,
you're disrupting my exercise.

- But it's Breeze Loo!
- Who cares?

- You're Cole Kim.
- I gotta go meet him.

Well, he's the competition.

He's Breeze Loo!

Solid, baby, solid.

Peace.
- Peace.

- Hey, Mr. Loo.
- Hey, brother.

My name is Cole Kim
and I'm a big fan of yours.

- Very cool, very cool.
- Yeah, I love Fist of Fuhrer

and I've seen Exit the Serpent,
like, 17 times.

Oh, that's a lot
of times, brother.

- And your moves, you know,
they're, like, flawless.

Yeah, how, how do you kick
three guys at the same time?

Oh. Saraghina, Mr. Breeze Loo.

It was like he was
sleeping with the enemy.

I couldn't believe he was
talking with him.

Oh, I don't think
it was a big deal.

I mean, he was a nice guy.

It made you soft, it...

- It made you lose your edge.
- Edge?

Yeah, you asked him to
autograph your shirt.

Well, what else was he
supposed to sign?

Cole, come on.

Hey, look, imagine you saw
Warren Beatty,

I mean, what would you do?

- Okay, Breeze Loo is no
Warren Beatty.

He can't beat up
three guys at the same time.

Oh, Reggie...

How you doin', baby?

This cat makes me look real good
on the big screen.

Don't you, Reg?

Hey, baby, I'm here to see
the director.

Oh, great, um, your name is?

It's Loo, Breeze Loo.

Okay, all right.

Oh, okay, Mr. Loo.

You are in group "C,"

so it's gonna be about an hour

before we send you guys in.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, kitty cat.

I ain't here to audition.

- I'm here to meet the director.
- Oh!

You know, the director is
unavailable right now, so...

What I can do is I can put you
into group "A."

Do you mind if I use
your phone?

Of course, we have
a pay phone right outside.

Now,
I understand one of your current
clients will be auditioning.

Oh, Troy, I got him this
amazing opportunity.

Not the usual Oriental bit part.

I'm talking leading yellow role
in a film with serious
distribution.

That's like Nixon visiting me
in Watts.

It just don't happen, baby.

Thunder, I need to talk
to you...

Troy, look, we're right
in the middle of...

- Sit down, baby.
- Now.

We got this
dynamite interview going.

Troy, look...

- Babe, we're-- Look, Troy.
- Thunder, listen to me.

Why, huh?

Why did you send me here?

- It's a big part.
- This is not a part.

It's a body-double gig, man.

But it's an opportunity.

I... I can't believe you're
actually trying to sell me
on this.

Look, Troy, come on, man.

Look what's out there.

I know you don't wanna go back

to playing delivery boys.

No, of course not.

But this?

This is even more insulting.

Troy, what have you got
to lose?

You know what?

You ain't doing shit
for colored people, Thunder.

Troy, hold it, man.

Look, you're making
a big mistake.

Yeah.

Big mistake.

Okay!

Okay, hello, everyone! Hi!

Hello-- don't stand behind me.

Thanks so much, over there.

Hi, everyone,
I wanted to welcome you

to the auditions for
The Game of Death.

My name is Eloise,
I am the casting director,

and this is Ronney,
and he's the director
of the film.

I wanted to tell you
how much I appreciate you
being here today.

I'm very grateful
and I appreciate your time
and patience, absolutely.

All right, so now, look, to find
the best man for the role, guys,

we are going to have
three rounds of auditions.

Not six, three.

It's just so you can all
see this.

Okay, and it's gonna be
a really, really fun process.

So how about
just to kick it off,

raise your hand if you have
formal conservatory training

with an emphasis on Shakespeare.

- Wow, that is...
Good for you.

Yes, very good for you.
I love the classics.

Excellent, so you know what?

How about all of you
eager people

with your hands
up in the air,

can follow Cassie here,

right out that door.

Thank you so much.

It's pretty simple,
you know.

I have found
over the years that

the actors
with all of that training,

you know, they spend
so much time connecting
to their inner truth,

you know, they don't connect to
the average moviegoer, you know
what I mean?

And our Bruce Lee needs to be
the kind of guy middle America

can really relate to, you know?

Someone-- someone like Larry
in Omaha would drink
a Bud with.

You know what I mean?

I mean, the last thing we need

is some educated,
snooty Bruce Lee

to alienate America.

Right, Ronney?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

So what's gonna
be happening during
today's audition?

Well, today in this round,
we give the actors sides,

these pages right here
with basically their lines
on them,

and, um, it's a cold reading
today,

meaning the actors have
never seen the lines.

Specifically,
what kind of qualities

are you looking for
from these gentlemen today?

Well, you know, it depends on
the person.

Everyone brings something
different,

but I really would
like to see the relationship

between the text
and the subtext.

It's very important
what an actor brings in,
you know, on his own,

which is in between
the lines, but what he also does
with the text, you know?

You offended me.

You offended my family.

Great, wonderful, thank you.

My name Remi Nguyen.

I would like very much to be
part of your movie.

In my village in Vietnam,
I dreamed of being on the big
Hollywood movie screen.

My parents, they would be proud
to see me that way.

But they didn't make it
out of Saigon.

I dedicate this to them.

Okay, let's get started.

You offended me.

You offend my family.

That was nice.

Can I give him a note?

Can you try it one more time?

But I want you to think about
your family stuck in Saigon.

You offended me.

You offended my family.

You have
offended me!

You have offended my family!

You offended me.

You offended my family!

You offended me and you
offended my family.
Whoo!

Can we lose the glasses,
can you take your...

- I would really like to see...
- I wouldn't bother.

I think he's just bad.
I think he's just, I think...

I think you're not ready
for this.

I don't-- let's not--
let's move on.

You offended me.

You offended my family.

Mm-hmm.

Can you hold on one second?

I think we should
ask him to do a move,

see if we can inspire
some more aggression.

- Do you know what I mean?
Is that all right? Okay.
Oh, yeah.

Maybe just to get a little bit
more voice out of you...

Did you-- I see the outfit.
Do you know a little karate,
a little jujitsu or something?

I do.

Would you mind,
uh, maybe you can say
the line this time

doing some type of a move.

You offended me.

You offended my family.

- Better.
- It was way better.

- A lot better.
- Way better.

There he is.
- Here I am.

- The man.

- You look great, Breeze.
- Do I?

Yeah, you look
fantastic, Breeze, fantastic.

Thank you, brother,
thank you.

- I have a question, though.
Shoot.

- Well, you guys are
a powerful agency, right?
- That's the word in the street.

I mean, you cats are in
the Hollywood big three,
am I not right?

- Number one in the big three.
- Wow.

So that must mean you guys have
a lot of muscle.

Might makes right.

How many feature films
have I starred in in let's say
past two years?

- Fourteen.
- Wow, you cats remembered.

Of course.
You're a star, Breezy.

- Oh, stop that, stop.
- Just the truth, man.

Thank you.
But I'm a bit confused.

Why is that?

If you cats are such
a powerful agency,

and I'm such a big star,
then why the fuck

am I standing here
like a motherfucking idiot

at this goddamn motherfucking
cattle call?

Breezy, there must've been
some sort of mix-up.

A-- a little confusion,
that's all.

"Confusion"?
What is so fucking confusing
about offer-only?

- Offer-only?
We'll straighten it
right up, Breezy.

Do you have any idea
how humiliating this is for me?

I can only imagine.
It's awful, it's awful.

Breezy...

I know this place, it's like
a concentration camp,
it's beneath you.

It's offer-only, you dig?

You got it.

Trust me, I'll take care
of this.

Let's take care of this, fellas.

- It's done.
- Good.

I thought he was
completely contrived.

He had no subtext, you know?

There were--
there were no layers.

Yeah, yeah, I know, I mean,
I don't disagree.

I completely hear
what you're saying,

he's not a very strong "actor,"
you know,

but as I understand it,
we're looking for a star,
not an "actor," you know?

And I mean,
they're very different,
completely different animals,

and for star searching,
I think it comes down

to something much more immediate
and-- and visceral.

- Like what?
-"Fuckability."

I simply ask myself, "Do I want
to fuck that guy?"

And since we're looking for
the new Bruce Lee,

the question should really be,
"Do I need to fuck this guy?"

- You know?
- Give me an example of someone
you need to fuck.

- Charlton Heston.
- Are you serious?

Oh, yeah. How do you think
he got to be Moses, Ben Hur,
the guy with the apes?

The world wants to fuck
Charlton Heston.

This guy here,
he's no Charlton Heston,
but I'd fuck him.

After a few gin and tonics,
I would fuck him silly.

I mean, he deserves a callback
for sure.

All right, well, who--
who in this group would you
fuck sober?

Hmm... sober.

Yeah.

Ooh, him.

Him? A star?

Oh, yeah,
are you kidding?

Charisma, sensitivity,
a presence.

He's got that, you know,
refugee survivor grit, yeah.

Oh, and I would...
I'd fuck him good.

I mean, look, I'm not saying
he'd be like a Steve McQueen
kind of movie star,

but you know,
he's got Gene Hackman
potential, for sure.

Oh, yeah... I'd fuck him.
Right?

- All right.
- Yeah, so who would you fuck
unconditionally?

Unconditionally...

So, is someone gonna say,
like, "action" or something
like that?

Would you like that? Okay.
- If you like it.

- Sure, would you like that?
- I will.

This is Ronney, the director.

So he's gonna call "action."

Thank you.
- Okay.

Right.

Action.

You've offended me
and you've offended my family.

Cole, can I ask you
to do it again?

Of course, sure.
If you want me
to, like, change it around

- or something like that, I can--
- Could you wait one second?

Okay, I think
he needs just a little bit
more intensity.

- Yeah. Um, just...
- Maybe not be so happy. Maybe--

Yeah, go ahead.

Just maybe a little
more intensity.

You seem happy about it,
happy that they offended you.

- You shouldn't...
- I'm happy to be here.

No, I know,
and that's really nice,

and we're thrilled to have you,
but Cole,

maybe a little, you know, anger.

Anger is hurt turned out.

I think-- I think maybe
a little anger.

You've offended me
and you've offended my family.

- Oh. Oh, come on.
- What?

I mean, maybe if he had, like,
the teensiest bit of confidence,
but this guy?

Oh... No, wait a minute.

Wait a minute, no, I-- I-- yeah,

I would still fuck him,
even without the confidence.

No, no, you think so,
but you wouldn't.

Oh, yes, I would.

I would... and... he...

wouldn't have to buy me
dinner beforehand.

I would just... fuck him.

All right, Ronney, are you
listening to yourself?

'Cause now you just sound silly.

Wh-what? Who are you to tell me
who I wanna fuck?

No, you're totally right.
You're right.

You-- You can want to fuck
whoever you please 'cause
you're the director.

Absolutely, I'm sorry.
You're right.

- It's okay.
- Mm-hmm.

Hi!

I am so sorry, everyone.

I know you've been so patient.

Thank you for waiting.

We are finally ready,
and before I put the list up

I just want to
congratulate all of you.

We saw some really wonderful
auditions today.

Congratulations,
have a good night.

Excuse me.

Yeah! Yes!

- All right!

I told you, I told you...

- Look, look.
- We made it?

So, Raja,
how do you feel right now?

All I can say is I did my best.

Do you think
that you'll return

to your career
in the medical field?

Probably not.

I heard Warner's is doing
a musical about Geronimo.

Maybe I could pass for
an Indian.

So, Breeze,
how often do you get to relax
like this near the pool?

You know what most
people don't realize?

Being an actor
is a 24-hour job, man.

Like, right now, I'm working.

I'm taking the time to fine-tune
my appearance

in order to be
that image that's on the screen

that's bigger than life, baby.

See, Breeze Loo isn't just a cat

that you see sitting in front
of you right now. No.

Breeze Loo is an idea.

He's a force of nature
that includes

each and every individual
out there that keeps

that Breeze Loo
juggernaut alive and pumping.

I work very hard at what it is
that I do.

All I ask is for those
individuals out there to do
the exact same thing--

pull their weight.

That's why I fired my agents.

So then what's
your next career move?

I got the Bruce Lee
audition tomorrow.

Wait, but, what
about your refusal to audition
and your "offer-only" policy?

Oh, I realize that it's a bit
premature for me

to be considering any offers
at this point in time,

mainly because
the producer and the director

really don't know how much it is
that they need me.

So, I'm gonna go through
this audition process

and they're gonna see firsthand
how much better I am than
the competition,

and then they're gonna have to
pay the full price

of what the Breezy Breeze
is worth.

Five hundred dollars,
that's what we paid for Breezy.

- We couldn't have children
of our own.

Oh, we certainly tried,
but, uh...

Well, we got Breezy
when we lost Penny,
and that was horrible.

Yeah. Yeah,
Penny was our Cocker Spaniel
and she died and...

My wife was, uh, so upset.

So, uh, to make her
feel better, we got Clarence.

- Breeze.
- Breeze.

Five hundred dollars,
that's what it cost me.

- Tom, don't talk prices.
- Why not?

That was a lot of money then.

- Well, Breezy certainly is
generous with us.
- Oh.

He gave us this house
and a big Cadillac
and all this art.

Oh, well, we sure
as hell won't forget what he
looks like, that's for sure.

My dad fought
in the Korean War,

that's where he met
my mom and me.

Yeah, most guys,

they would have made the women

leave the babies,

but not Cole's dad.

Yeah, if not for him,
I never would've met Cole.

Yeah, we grew up in Alabama
where I was the only Asiatic

and Saraghina was the only
Colombian in town.

Hmm... We weren't
very popular.

Yeah, if I got hit
in the head with a bottle,
I knew it was the white kids.

If it was a rock,
it was the Black kids.

It all hurt the same.

We dreamed of leaving
the South.

We even tried getting rid of our
Southern accents.

Yeah, we'd sit around
for hours, you know, talking
like our favorite movie stars.

Mm-hmm, mine was Grace Kelly.

Mr. Rogers.

Buddha never bowled!

He won't be bought and sold!

Buddha never bowled!

He won't be bought and sold!

Buddha never bowled!

He won't be bought and sold!

Buddha never bowled!

He won't be bought and sold!

Buddha never bowled!

He won't be bought and sold!

Buddha never bowled!

He won't be bought and sold!
Buddha never bowled...

Tarrick's
always been very active.

Just like his dad.

Many men abandoned
their families with all sorts
of pathetic excuses.

But Derrick, Tarrick's dad,
was in his own league.

First of all, he was
a real narcissist.

He named his sons Garrick,
Tarrick, and Erick.

If we had girls, what the hell
would he have named them?

Anyway, the marriage didn't
work out, mainly because Derrick
was a-- an abusive drunk.

I can't believe I put up
with that shit.

He moved to Cincinnati
after the divorce.

I was relieved,
to tell you the truth.

But completely cut off
all contact with the kids,
his own sons.

I mean, who does that?

He wanted to start
a new family, fine.

And guess what he had the balls
to name the new kids?

Garrick, Tarrick and Erick,
same goddamn names in the same
goddamn order.

- Who does that?

I used to have
meaty roles that any actor
would kill for.

I was entrusted
to play characters
well beyond my age range

and from various walks
of life.

But that was college.

Hey, man, have you seen
my brownies?

I saw them...

And then I ate them.

You what?

That's my evidence!

I don't know
what to tell you, man.

The more I ate,
the hungrier I got.

That will be $14.39.

- Yeah...

Do you know what you are?
You're nothing but a big, old...

- Now that's what I call
saved by the bell.

Hi.

That'll be $11.76.

Well, the good news is

I've been in 12 feature films

and 23 TV shows.

Okay, that will be...

-...$9.69.

And the bad news is
every role except for one

was a Chinese food
delivery boy.

Last week, I got a call
from this agency.

They said they wanna
represent me.

I mean, this could be huge
for my career.

Gentlemen,
this is Troy Poon.

There he is.
What's up, Troy?

They're one of the biggies.
Troy Poon.

Finally, representation
with power.

They can fight for
my artistic integrity.

Troy, thank you for
coming in.

- Really appreciate it.
- It's good to be here.

- We think you're a movie star.
- So no more TV.

We are gonna
reintroduce you to the world
in a big way.

I just got you a meeting with
this hip, young director

who is starting
a major motion picture,

and he's looking for
a yellow lead.

And this flick has
a built-in audience already.

There'll be a lot of action.

Some cool camera work.
Groovy soundtrack.

Troy, we're talking
major opportunity here.

You ever hear
of Bruce Lee?

Anyway, he's hotter now
than when he was alive.

Imagine getting to be
Bruce Lee...

Right when it matters
most.

What in the hell was that?

Huh?

Cole,
why did you choose Saraghina
to be your manager?

Well, when I told her
I was going to be an actor,

I think the idea of me kissing
other women upset her.

Well, I mean, when you feel
so strongly for someone,

it's-- it's hard to see them
do something like that
with someone else.

But what if
there's a kissing scene in
The Game of Death?

Well, Saraghina's gonna be
right there with me,

and she's gonna realize it's not
a big deal, right, hon?

How has your relationship
been affected

by your new professional
partnership?

It's been, um,
a bit challenging,
uh, because as his girlfriend,

I try not to tell him
what to do.

But as his manager,
I have to tell him what to do.

No, you don't.
We can figure it out together.

But I'm your manager.
You asked me to be your manager.

- I know.
- That's my job.

I'm doing my job.
What do you expect me to do?

You're doing a great job,
honey, you're doing a great job.

No, I'm not.
You know, you don't even
listen to me.

I'm trying to help you,
but you're running around,
getting autographs,

you're eating chili fries
when you're supposed to
be fit and-- and...

I don't know.

- What, see?
- I wind up feeling like
your mother.

- See, see, I'm listening, okay?
- Oh, baby.

I-I'm serious. I mean,
you're doing a great job, okay?

You're doing a great job.

Can you pass me a napkin?

So round two,
I thought, you know, they all
take karate classes and things,

so I needed something that was
going to separate the boys
from the men.

Ten-hut!

Attention!

Give us one line
facing front. Now!

So I thought Mack and TJ.

Having had all that Vietnam
experience, you know,

killing, you know, babies
and running around,
hurting civilian people,

I kinda feel like they have
a life experience that is gonna
lend a little, uh...

A little "gutso"
to this process.

I understand we're here
to help you pretend to be
real men, is that right?

That's kinda funny to me.

See, 'cause on the battlefield,
you're either a shit bag
or the real deal.

There's no mistaking the two.

See, the real men,
they march towards the danger

and the shit bags,
they stay back 'cause they
never grew the balls to battle.

Tell you the truth, you all look
like shit bags to me.

But you're gonna get a chance
to prove me wrong.

You will be called upon to
engage in one-on-one combat.

See if any of you have
any fight in you.

- Do you understand?
- Yes, sir, sir!

Oh.

A military boy.

Hmm, you serve for Uncle Sam?

N-no.

Fuckin' pussy.

Whoa.
Who do we have here?

What's your name, boy?

Remi Nguyen.

Nguyen. Isn't that
a commie name?

No, I fight the Viet Cong!

Sneaky bastards, aren't they?

what's so funny, douche face?

Nothing.

Oh. You think you're
something special, don't you?

I'm gonna keep my eye on you.

We think it's sad
what America has come to.

All you pinko fuckin' hippies

taking our freedom for granted.

Mack here, he gave up his eye
for your freedom.

And you wanna know how you
showed your gratitude?

I said do you wanna know how
you showed your gratitude?

Y-yeah.
- You spit on us
and burned our flag

after we went
through hell for you.

Never knowing where the next
bullet was gonna come from.

- Tell 'em, Mack!
- Going into a village,

- not knowing who to shoot,
who to kill, who to save.
- Tell 'em how it was, Mack.

Hearing and--
and smelling them--
them goddamn commies everywhere.

Right, talk about the hell,
Mack.

Crawling on our bellies
through the jungle

while those bastards
were tunneling right under us,

- ready to slice and dice us...
- Talk about the hell, Mack.

...and eat us for dinner.
That's hell! Hell was--

- Tell 'em!
- Hell was getting called
a "gook" by your own platoon!

While they step
on your injured body
and leave you for dead

in the middle of My Lai village,
that's hell!

Thinking you're the enemy!

Spitting up blood,
gasping for air,

choking on your own vomit...

But let me make this clear.

I would have gone through
that hell 14 times over

to serve my country.

- Hoo!

He has better legs,
much better legs, I mean...

...for Marcus.

- Oh, that was good,
that was good.

- Yeah, kill him.

No, no. Cross him off.

He did not take that hit.

So Breeze Loo,
what do you think about today's
part of the audition process?

You know, I'm not exactly sure
what this round is for, man.

I mean, aren't we auditioning
for an acting role?

It's a little overwhelming
at times, you know,

I mean, you're--
you're in front of Mr. Loo
like that

and he's your idol, you know?

I mean, I've seen him
in tons of movies.

You know, that's the reason
I became an actor.

Come on!

Fight! Hoo!

Stop dancing!

It was the last
straw really. Um...

And I just couldn't take it
anymore, you know? Um...

It was bad enough that
my client, Cole, choked,

but I just couldn't handle
the disappointment I felt

towards my boyfriend Cole.

You know, it was just--
It was... too much... so...

So that's why I broke up
with him.

Uh...

But I'm still his manager,
though, and, um...

So now I can guide his career
without any of the guilt
or the...

-...conflict or the drama.

I need to talk to you.
Turn off the camera.

- I'm in the middle
of an interview.
- Said shut it off!

We're in the
middle of something here...
- Get out!

- You shut your face! Get out!

You need
to calm down right now!

I-- I want you back!
We agreed that
this is how it needs to be.

You stupid face!

Finally,
it was my chance
to prove my value.

-Show 'em who I really am,
you know?

That the color of
my skin, my economic class,
none of that mattered.

-I was expressing myself.

The room was captivated.
I could feel it.

And then he showed up.

Eli, hi! Ronney.

- Hey, how are ya?
When my step-cousin
was traveling abroad,

he caught Eli in a movie
and tipped me off immediately.

I mean, he may be unknown here,
but he just won the New Zealand
Oscar for best actor.

And I think it's just
a matter of time before he is
the next David Carradine.

- You know what I'm saying?
G'day, guys!

That Eli
waltzed in late like he owned
the fucking place.

He didn't even show at
the first round of auditions,
I mean, how fair is that?

Some of us know
what struggle Is.

Some of us had to fight to get
where we are.

Eli is not "some of us."

So, how's it all going,
everyone?

- It's good.
- Great.

Yeah, it's good fun.

Eli...

Yeah, he's pretty good.
- It's so obvious. It is!

I mean, he is Bruce Lee!
You know?

Well, hold on.

I mean, let's not get carried
away with ourselves.

We have-- We have a few very,
very solid options.

It'll close the deal
and cancel the next round.

- There's no need
to keep looking.
What?

What are you talking about?

It would be a waste of
everyone's time to keep looking.

Okay, Ronney,
you oughta know that's just
not how it's done.

I'm the director.

Cast him now.

So Eli,
what's it like to be offered
this role?

Well, there's a certain amount
of satisfaction that I feel

when my work is acknowledged,
you know?

What challenges
do you expect to encounter

when you take over
for Bruce Lee?

Well, you mean if I choose to
take the role?

Are you
suggesting that you're not gonna
accept the part?

Well, there's a--
There are some questions
that I need answered first

- before I agree to anything.
Like what?

Well, firstly... am I working
with the right people?

You know, it's important to me.

Secondly, is this really a safe
and nurturing environment
for me?

And third...

How is this for my career,
you know?

Uh, I'm trying to build one,
so it's important right now.

You know this cat, Eli,

does he have anything going on
in his eyes? No.

Does he even indicate
for one second what's going on
up here?

Why he fights? No.

I see,
but do you think that
his presence in the competition

will affect your chances?

Absolutely not.

The cat's parlor tricks are just
an act of desperation

because he knows he doesn't
have what it is

that I was innately born with.

True power and the ability to
destroy with my very presence.

This is just unacceptable.

All I asked for was
a fair fight.

Instead, I'm stuck here.

We're stuck here in limbo.

Waiting.

The studio just doesn't get it.
Eli's not even American.

He's not even
close to American,
and they're allowing him

to come in here and...

hijack this whole process.

Typical.

Foreigners coming in here
and taking our jobs.

We Asian-Americans
have it bad enough.

This is just insult to injury.

So what's about
to happen next?

Well, Eli called a meeting.

- Of course he did.
- Well, what do I do?

It's... Ronney,
it's an actor thing, okay?

You just stroke his dick a bit
and, you know, he'll feel
better.

- It's standard procedure, okay?

- G'day, fellas!
Hi.

- Hey, I got you some coffee.
Thank you.

Hey, Eloise.

I just need to speak
to the director alone.

- Oh!

- Alone.
You mean us?

No, just the boom guy.
Of course I mean you.

All right.

What's on your mind?

- Ronney? What happened?

Are you okay?

Do you wanna talk?
I'm here for you.

Ronney?

Is this his home?

Eight.

Here he is.
Number nine.

You couldn't pay me
enough to live here.
Ronney!

Ronney, can we talk, honey?
He's in there.

All right, come on, Ronney.
Look, it's not like he's Jesus
or something,

I mean, we can do
a lot better than, you know,
Eli from New Zealand!

Ronney? All right, Ronney,

not to state the obvious
or anything, but Eli?
Not a team player.

You know, Eli cares only
about Eli.

He would have been a nightmare
to work with, trust me.

Ronney, Ronney,
what's your next move?

- Shh, I'm talking.
You don't have to touch me.

Ronney.

Ronney, sweetheart?

Goddamn fucking pussy.

Hey, Ronney.

Ronney, we haven't even seen
the other actors onscreen yet!

You know,
and that's where it counts!

Do you know how many amazing
stars seem just... pathetic?

They were shit until they were
projected on the silver screen.

That is how it goes, Ronney.

I mean, our best is probably
still with us!

Ronney. All right.

Ronney, here's what I'm
gonna do for you, okay?

I am going to handle everything
from here on, all right?

I'm gonna-- I'm gonna
run the screen tests myself

and I will make
the final choices for
the studio, okay?

So don't you worry about it.

Okay, let's go!
Come on, come on, come on!

Oh. Hi.

Well, well, you made it.

- Surprised?
- I'm only surprised that it
took you so long.

it takes time to track down
cowards like you.

I wasn't the one who ran away
last time.

It's because you were hiding
behind the army of venom.

Excuses, excuses.

I'm shocked to see you're
fighting your own battles.

You will pay for your audacity.

Run, baby, it's a trap!

Kimberly, I'm not going
anywhere without you!

I've got to hand it
to you, brother.

You always did have good taste
in women.

- Brother.
- In school, you always got
the pretty ones, unlike me.

You can't let the past
be your master.

And you can never
master the past,

but, my dear brother,
I can seize the present!

Oh!

You keep her
out of this, brother.

This is between you and me.

We're not kids anymore.

You can't tell me what to do.

And besides,
you're in no position
to call the shots now.

Well, I can't let you
get away with this.

Move another inch closer

and you will have a very
dead girlfriend.

Do you really think I'm gonna
let stand here...

Do you really think I'm gonna
stand here and let...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Um, could we just cut that and
we'll just start from the top?

No, we're fine, Breeze.
- Oh, then why don't we just,

uh, we'll go six lines back
when I entered the forest.

- It's not necessary...
- He's good, I'm good.

He's seen all he needs to see.
I'm good.

Yeah, but we, we don't have
a clean take.

- We've seen it, we've seen it.
- You're fine.

It's enough?
- Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you, Breeze.
Thanks, Breeze.

That's ridiculous, Breeze.
They cut you off early and you
were just getting started.

I know, I thought we were
working with professionals!

I agree, and that's why
you need someone who will fight
for you, someone like me.

Cole, are you ready?

You call me.

- Thanks.
Cole, are you ready?

Cole?

Okay, let's go.

Roll camera, mark it.

Set.
Action.

Look at you.

You're powerless.

Tongue-tied, brother?

You may be holding the cards...

But you have nothing.

That's why you're trying to take
everything away from me.

But it won't work
because you have to live
with yourself.

Who are you, really?

You're the worst kind of villain
that pretends to be something
that they're not.

A monster who acts like
they care about people,

but then will betray them
when they least expect it.

Yeah, I may have been a fool
for trusting you, but that was
my biggest crime.

But you...

Oh, you'll get what you deserve.

Maybe not now, but all your lies
will catch up to you.

And you will be left alone
to see yourself...

and suffer.

Wow. Wow, incredible.

Where's he going?
Cole, that was...
Cole?

Oh, my G--

Where's Breeze?

- Where the fuck is Breeze?

...screen test to me is like,
uh, going to the bathroom
for anyone else.

It's not exactly fair because
I have so much more camera time

than pretty much any
of the other candidates.

You know, for me,
it's the difference between
preparation and actually acting.

It's pretty seamless,
it's not really there,
you know what I'm saying?

Cole?

Cole, Cole, Cole,
what are you doing?

- Col! Cole!
- You asshole.

Stop that!

Stop! You're gonna hurt him.

Cole?
Breeze, Breeze,
are you okay?

Breeze, Breeze,
can you hear me?
Oh, my God!

Breeze, Breeze, can you hear
my voice?

- Guys, guys, Breeze...
What's happened?

- Breeze, Breeze...
Is everyone okay
up there?

Cole,
what was it like to see
Saraghina talking to Breeze?

She has betrayed me in front
of my face.

That's all I have to say.

Breeze,
what do you think
of Cole Kim now?

He's a coward.
I mean, only a true coward will
Pearl Harbor someone like this.

Why do you think
he attacked you?

It's the price of fame, baby.

What do you think the chances
are of you getting this part?

Well, there wasn't even
a question from the start.

I mean, seriously, take a look.

I'm the real deal, baby.

I mean, this is a big-time
Hollywood studio film.

I mean, do you even think
the studio for one second

was even considering giving it
to one of those other cats?

Come on.

Hey, doc.

Reggie, when did you become
a doctor?

What the hell is going on here?

My name is Raja.

Really?

Cole.

Cole is intense.

He did some really good work.

He did, but, uh...

I'm sorry, I gotta go with
my gut and the gut never lies.

Okay, well, uh, I don't know.

He's kind of...

I don't feel comfortable
around him at all.

Really?
- No, he's really creepy.

Well, Ronney, Jack Nicholson
is kind of creepy.

I mean, creepy is...
creepy's in.

No.

All right.

Okay, got it.

Well, you know what?

We've got Breeze.

I mean, Breeze is a pretty
safe bet.

Makes sense.

Okay.

All right, so Breeze.

- Yes.
- Okay.

- Cole and Breeze.
- Okay.

- Anyone else?
No.

No, no one else is
really gonna cut it,
I don't think.

Well, we need to find
one or two more for the studio
to cover our ass.

Yeah, fine, fine.

I have my pick, so you can
choose the back-ups.

Okay, well, Cassie, uh,
why don't you choose
the back-ups, okay?

Okay. Sure, yeah.
- Great.

They will tell you you are not,
you are not unique,

you are not one-of-a-kind.

You are, you are,
and in your poetry,

- when you speak,
you express, this is my...
Oh, my God, Breeze.

My God, what happened?

Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse us.

Uh, what in the hell is
going on here?

Okay, no, first of all,
where in the hell is Cole?

- He's our best bet.
- I've been calling him
all day,

- he's not picking up his phone.
Fuck.

Okay, can someone tell me
why the fuck the white guy
showed up, please?

He's like a fucking fungus.

I asked you to do it--

Backups were my call!
- Hey, Dad. Hey!

Mr. Kurtainbaum, I would like
to introduce you to the
finalists for the film.

Would you get 'em
out of here, please?

What?
- Would you please go?

- Get them out. Now, now.
- Out of the office?

You too, please. Please.

Look, I'm gonna ask you once,
would you please go? Go.

Can I stay for just
a few minutes?

No, this will just
take a few minutes.

I told you once,
I told you twice, now go!

Are you guys
fucking retards or what?

We just spent a week
of good money on this bullshit!

Do you have any idea-- any idea
what's going on here?

You give me some crippled chink,
a white guy, and some guy
who's obviously what?

Two feet taller than the real
Bruce Lee!

God!

You, you're fired.

- And you're fired!
Dad...

- Fired, fired, fired! Go!
- Dad! Dad, please!

Ronney had a vision
of-- of a man who-- who...

- Ah, vision my ass. Go, go!
-...who we can't find and...

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Please, would you go...

- Go!
Dad, Dad, please...

- Dad, please.
- Son, go!

Oh, you.
Who said you could stay?

Take your fucking fishing pole
and go fish somewhere else,
but not in my pond!

So, how do you
plan on completing the film now?

We're in the business
of making money.

It's very simple.

We own some footage of someone
who's very famous,

but he's dead.

We need to find someone
who looks like him

so we can walk around
for an hour or so or whatever

so we can package the picture
and sell it as a whole movie.
Eh?

What's so hard about that?

Well, are you
gonna conduct another search

to find the replacement
for Bruce Lee?

Search? What search
you talking about?

I can go down to fucking
Chinatown

and find someone
who looks just like him
in five minutes.

Yeah, but do you
think that would be the--
the right person for the part?

Faster than you could say
egg foo yung.

Egg foo yung.
- I found him.

- And his brother.

♪ Hey

♪ I ain't got no satisfaction

♪ No satisfac, it's satisfac

♪ No satisfaction

♪ Keep on dancin'...

Howdy, "pardners,"
it's Deezy Breezy once again
bringing you

the best deals in the wild,
wild west.

Now this '74 Gremlin's a peppy
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that'll easily outrun
any rapscallion the day
that you race it.

That's right, ladies and
gentlemen, it's got 63,000 miles
and it's listed at $470.00.

Four hundred seventy dollars?
I think that's hogwash!

- I'll give it to you
for 440 dollars,

That's right, I said 440 dollars
and I'm not bluffing,

but you gotta mosey
on down here mighty quick

'cause this here Gremlin's goin'
fast, fast, fast!

♪ Hey, I ain't got
No satisfaction ♪

♪ No satisfac, it's satisfac ♪

♪ No satisfaction

♪ Hey

♪ Keep on dancin'

♪ Hey...

Frankly, that whole audition
process was eye-opening for me.

It made me realize that
the only way to effect change
is from a position of power.

No longer will I be at the mercy
of someone else's whims,
you know?

And what is it
you're doing now?

I'm directing and starring
in my first film.

It's not just a movie
I'm creating, it's a...

It's a watershed event.

Till now,
the Asian-American male

has been neutered
and castrated

by being systematically
excluded from

the sexual landscape of America.

Is that why you
went into pornography?

- It's a revolution.
-♪ Hey, keep on dancin'

♪ Hey, keep on dancin'

♪ Hey, keep on, keep on

♪ Keep on dancin'

♪ Hey, keep on dancin'

♪ Hey, keep on
Keep on dancin' ♪

So Cole and Saraghina,

what's been happening
with you two?

Well, we were having
a few problems, but, well,
we worked them out.

Mm-hmm, and we're
getting married.

I just can't imagine my life
without her.

♪ Hey

♪ I ain't got no satisfaction

♪ No satisfac, it's satisfac

♪ No satisfaction

♪ Hey

♪ I ain't got no satisfaction

-♪ Hey
-♪ So I keep on dancin'

♪ I got no car

♪ Got no clothes
Got no dough ♪

♪ Live at home with my ma

♪ She tells me get a job

♪ Go to school, go to church

♪ Get my hand out her purse

♪ Or at least do some dirt

♪ Maybe then I'll have work

♪ With my family

♪ I can't be
A doctor, lawyer, or athlete ♪

♪ I'm the black sheep
Girls think I'm nasty ♪

♪ They don't stop
They just walk past me ♪

♪ Hey

♪ I ain't got no satisfaction

♪ No satisfac, it's satisfac

♪ No satisfaction

♪ Hey

♪ I ain't got no satisfaction

♪ So I keep on dancin'

♪ It's the way I look
Or the way I flow ♪

♪ And I understand
I ain't your typical Joe ♪

♪ I do with the dudes
And they spend some clothes ♪

♪ But I'm down to pay dues
For my crew to close ♪

♪ You make action happen
No relaxin' ♪

♪ Blood, sweat and tears
You can feel the passion ♪

♪ Twenty-one songs, 12 months
But it crackless ♪

♪ Why's it getting slept on
Like a mattress? ♪

♪ Stop this losing
And stay away ♪

♪ The rhyme's cocaine
Straight to your brain ♪

♪ And it's A-OK
Go and have a taste ♪

♪ Or the dope is cut
From around the way ♪

♪ Hey

♪ I ain't got no satisfaction

- And... action!
Action! Ow, ooh!

Oh, that was terrible.
Yeah, that's really bad.

♪ I ain't got no satisfaction

-♪ So I keep on dancin'

-♪ No satisfaction, come here
Girl, I don't get no action ♪

Oh, baby, that was
so sexy. Do it again.

- Oh, I like it!

I'm gonna gash your
head open with my cell phone!

- Do it!
Oh!

It's like Crash.

Look at his face, dude!

Plastic shuffle!
Meaning...

Sphincter?

Action!
-♪ No satisfact, no satisfac

♪ No satisfaction

-♪ Hey
- Whah!

-♪ I ain't got
No satisfaction ♪

You know, people say I have
a hairy problem.

I don't quite understand.

-♪ No satisfaction
-♪ Hey

-♪ No satisfaction

♪ Check the gate
So we won't be late ♪

♪ There's a party goin' on
After the gate ♪