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? I'll come when you call ?
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? When you give me the word ?
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? With the speed of a bird ?
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? I will fly... ?
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[woman] Sue! Sue!
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There's a pervert outside
staring at the house.
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Another one?
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I am so sick and tired
of these peeping Toms
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coming by to bend me over the davenport
with their filthy eyes.
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Boil some water, Gert.
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I'm gonna burn the first two layers
of skin off that creep's...
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Oh, that's Frank!
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[blows kiss]
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Oh, isn't he handsome?
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And he's so fun and charming.
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He's gonna be a pilot, you know.
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Oh, sounds like he's the one.
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I don't know. Could be.
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I just... have this feeling,
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like if I'm with him,
we could have everything.
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Looking good, my working man.
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- Did you ever doubt me?
- Not for a second.
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- Mm, your cologne smells sweet.
- It's vanilla extract.
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Bob Pogo likes the smell of cake.
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Mm, me too.
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[dog whimpers]
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Oh, shit. Major.
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It's okay. He missed the rug.
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Agh, that smell
of dog puke and vanilla. It's...
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Oh, it's not doing it for me.
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You go get your job back.
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And we will pick this up tonight.
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You're damn right.
You better start stretching!
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You good-looking son of a bitch!
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[TV announcer] Tonight at nine,
it's an all-new Colt Luger.
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Well, Chavez, your trip to Cuba
is gonna have a long layover...
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in The San Cortez Regional
Correctional Institute for Men!
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[TV Announcer]
And then, it's the ABS Variety Hour!
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Starring the ring-a-ding king
of modern romance, Mr. Tommy Tahoe!
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? Hey, pretty gal ?
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? He's your man
You're his lady ?
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? He wants to be faithful to you ?
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? But if you don't lose
That weight from the baby ?
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? He might just say toodle-oo ?
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? Hey, little sis ?
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? You've got one eye
You're a monster ?
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Ow! Quit it!
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What was my record
doing in your book bag?
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You never listen to it. And anyway,
you stole it from the record store.
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- Don't touch my shit!
- [grunting] Mom!
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Bill, get your head out of there.
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You're melting the
orange juice. [grunts]
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Maureen, honey, I have to do
some Plast-A-Ware runs today,
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but I'll be back in time
for our Honeybee Scouts meeting,
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so buzz right on home after school.
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I don't want to be a Honeybee!
I want to do this!
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Princess, you'll do
lots of coloring in Honeybees.
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That's all you'll do!
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Why does the meeting have to be here?
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If I'm the Queen Bee,
we save the $5 for dues.
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Five bucks? Ah, that's chump change.
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Sue, now that I'm getting my job back,
our money worries are over.
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- Hell, you could even quit Plast-A-Ware.
- I... What?
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Bill, what do you say we get you
some hockey stuff for tryouts?
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- Really? Thanks, Dad!
- Dad, can you buy me a new guitar?
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Fuck no.
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[Redbone's
"Come and Get Your Love" playing]
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? Come and get your love ?
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? Come and get your love ?
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? Come and get your love ?
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? Come and get your love ?
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? Come and get your love
Come and get your love ?
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? Come and get your love now ?
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? Come and get your love
Come and get your love ?
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? Come and get your love now ?
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[grunts] Ah!
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? Come and get your love
Come and get your love ?
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? Come and get your love now ?
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? Come and get your love
Come and get your love ?
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? Come and get your love now ?
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So anyway, the airline called,
they want me back.
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Left a message on the answering machine.
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Yeah, I got one of those.
I might even get a raise.
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I'm so happy for you, Frank.
You're rolling in it!
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You should get in touch
with my boat broker.
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You should get a tiger too.
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I know a guy who gets the best tigers
you've ever seen.
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He'll even file the teeth down for you.
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It's like getting bit by a 500-pound duck.
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I packed you a lunch, working man.
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Egg salad.
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- It's Frank's lucky sandwich spread.
- A lady bringing her man his daily bread.
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Now that's love, man.
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- Don't forget your Colombian Mind Freak!
- My leftovers!
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Aw, Cutie Pie, you always remember
what I forget.
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Today's our three-week anniversary, Frank.
We haven't spent a second apart
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since I met her down
at the reindeer rental return desk.
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That fucking reindeer put a dent
in my garage.
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Goodbye, my love.
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Parting is such sweet sorrow.
I just made that up!
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[music]
[snorting]
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[Vic] I can quit any time I want!
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- Aw, he's so in love.
- He's gonna kill someone, Sue.
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Wait, wait.
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Were you serious about me
quitting my Plast-A-Ware job?
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Oh, now, don't get upset.
I know how much working
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means to you
and I was wrong to fight you on it.
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- But...
- No. No, no.
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- You really think I could quit it?
- Wait, you want to quit?
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I know I wanted a job,
but, Frank, it's horrible.
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I don't feel valued or respected.
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Vivian has me on-call around the clock,
running me all over the county
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to get chewed out by awful people
with hammertoes.
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Then quit!
I'll be working full-time.
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You can do whatever you want.
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Oh, like take care of me
and the kids again. That'll be fun.
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Be vice president of the house!
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Maybe I could go back to college
and finish my degree.
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You could do whatever your heart desires,
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as long as you're home by three.
I'll see you tonight.
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[laughs uncomfortably]
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I'm gonna go back inside now.
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Okay.
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I'm locked out of the house.
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He forgot to leave me the key again.
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Hey, that back bedroom window
is always open.
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Just got to stand on a bucket to reach it.
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[laughs nervously]
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Sue, it's Vivian.
Pick up, superstar.
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Where the fuck are you?
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Hi, Vivian.
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Oh, thank God.
I'm having a Code Red here.
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Tracy's secretary quit,
and I have to cover for her,
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so I'm stuck in the bullpen
with the rest of the cattle.
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Things are a little crazy here, too.
It looks like Frank got his...
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This isn't about you!
So listen, your biggest customer,
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Julie, just called screaming
about her latest order.
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So drop everything,
and get to Ryetown, PDQ.
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Oh, and tie your hair back.
Chances are good you'll be eating shit.
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I love the part
in the Bong Water and Spliff record
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where they get arrested by Officer Doobie.
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[laughing]
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I think "doobie" means sex.
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[laughing]
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Step aside, little dicks!
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Greetings, denizens of Rivendell.
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- Hey, Murph.
- Man.
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Oh, hey, Claire.
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If your mom's still in jail,
maybe we can go back to your house and...
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I don't know,
have a crotch fight or something.
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I don't think you'd like it at my house.
There's water in the sink.
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- You might drown in it.
- [laughing]
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- Napalmed!
- Daddy wa-wa! Daddy wa-wa!
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Hey, I don't like water, so what?
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Water's stupid.
You can't even breathe in it.
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Smart one, Kevin.
Did you learn that in fuckhead class?
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Oh, man! Billy just torched you!
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Your brother is funny!
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[laughing]
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Protect the vitals!
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I'll teach you about fuckhead class!
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[Billy groaning]
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My stick!
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Whoa! Mellow out, Murph.
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Yeah, man. You need to toke a doobie.
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- [chuckles] "Doobie."
- Blow my dick!
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I'm out of here!
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[crying]
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He shouldn't have done that to you.
Are you okay?
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Leave me alone!
[sobs]
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God, is every Murphy boy a pussy?
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- [Bolo] Good one, Claire!
- [laughing]
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[woman] Aw, these butter tubs
are all substandard!
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This doesn't burp. This is warped.
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And I don't like the way
this one's looking at me.
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I'm terribly sorry, Julie.
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I promise I will strive
to do better in the future.
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Well, that doesn't help me today.
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Sue, we have standards here in Ryetown.
And a shit load of Arabs.
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Julie, I certainly don't mean to rush you,
but I have to get home to my daughter.
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Oh, look who's not barren.
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- Can we please pick this up tomorrow?
- That's a hell of a way
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to treat a charter member
of the Platinum Lid Club!
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I'm entitled
to signature, white-glove service!
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You, missy, have a lot to learn
about customer satisfaction!
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[voice fading] You think
you're so high and mighty,
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with your combed hair
and your lined-up tits.
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I have half a mind to complain
to your superiors about your ungrateful,
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unprofessional, slipshod manners!
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Oh, ridiculous!
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[TV announcer]
It's Sue Murphy, starring in
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The Woman Who Gave Up Working
and Went Back To Being Just a Mom
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and There's Nothing Wrong With That Show!
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With Maureen, Kevin, and Bill!
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And James Garner as "Frank."
[smooching]
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[Julie] Wake up!
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Did you have
a couple gin and tonics for breakfast?
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Sorry, I was just...
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No. You know what, Julie?
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I already have three kids,
I don't need a fourth.
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And I certainly don't need to be talked to
like this by someone like you.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
my daughter needs me.
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You will never get another bowl from me!
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[door opens]
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- But what will I save my cat shit in?
- How about your fat ass?
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Shoo! Shoo!
Get out of here!
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- I will have you fired!
- [Sue] Please do!
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[radio announcer]
And that neglected, sickly boy
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whose father told him
the world would never know his name,
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Lee Harvey Oswald.
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Ha! My father was a fucker too.
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And now you know there
was more to the story
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than you thought you knew.
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The sounds of swing
continue on W-E-E-Z-E. [music]
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[horns honking]
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- [man] Come on!
- [woman] Jesus Christ, I gotta get to work!
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- [man] Today, man!
- [man 2] Hey, come on, asshole!
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[woman 2] Oh, my God, you still got
two inches in front of you! Move up!
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[woman 3] I'm having a baby!
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[humming]
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- Heya, Rosie!
- Frank Murphy!
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If you're here to shoot up
the place, let me go on break first.
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[chuckles]
I'm not killing anybody today.
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- Look out, old Frankie is back! Pow!
- Ah!
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Fucking Frank Murphy.
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Hey, Bob!
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[clock ticking]
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I'll just sit right here.
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Frank, have you ever been stuck
in a freezing Cadillac for 17 hours?
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Ever shit yourself on Christmas Day
just to stay warm?
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Ever had the fire department cut you out
of a car that wasn't in an accident?
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No, can't say I have.
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It was humiliating, Frank.
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When they found me,
I was trying to lactate myself.
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Emotions were running high that night.
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But I want to thank you.
Being cooped up like veal
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00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:35,744
made me realize
I bore some responsibility
239
00:12:35,827 --> 00:12:39,497
for being 300 pounds
above my fighting weight.
240
00:12:40,415 --> 00:12:44,836
So, in a way,
you saved my life that night.
241
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:50,884
The jury's still out on my fingers.
Based on the smell, I'm not hopeful,
242
00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:56,890
but with the help of my wife,
I'm dieting, I'm exercising,
243
00:12:56,973 --> 00:13:00,977
and I am on my way to a healthier me.
244
00:13:07,901 --> 00:13:09,486
Oh, this is terrible.
245
00:13:10,278 --> 00:13:13,782
Anyway, I'm glad you came, Frank.
246
00:13:13,865 --> 00:13:19,287
To tell you the truth, this place is a
fucking nightmare since you've been gone.
247
00:13:19,371 --> 00:13:23,667
Dunbarton gave your job
to his shit-for-brains nephew, Scoop.
248
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,502
Scoop Dunbarton?
249
00:13:25,585 --> 00:13:27,796
I remember him.
Wasn't he in the minor leagues?
250
00:13:27,879 --> 00:13:30,715
Yeah, and a major league prick.
251
00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:33,635
Just a miserable human being.
252
00:13:34,594 --> 00:13:39,224
He launched a one-man crusade
to re-segregate baseball.
253
00:13:39,307 --> 00:13:44,604
An injury ends his career,
so Dunbarton sticks me with him.
254
00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:48,733
God, this tastes like shit.
255
00:13:48,817 --> 00:13:51,236
If I could pull a trigger,
I'd kill myself.
256
00:13:51,319 --> 00:13:53,947
Well, Bob, I know it wasn't easy
for you to bring me back,
257
00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:56,992
but it would be my honor
to help make Mohican great again.
258
00:13:57,075 --> 00:13:58,702
Very good.
259
00:13:58,785 --> 00:14:02,956
About that, here's the job
I had in mind for you.
260
00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:04,833
Three days.
261
00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:09,713
- Excuse me?
- I'm stuck with Scoop,
262
00:14:09,796 --> 00:14:12,424
so I need you to come back
for three days and train him.
263
00:14:12,507 --> 00:14:15,010
Train him? I thought you were
giving me my old job back.
264
00:14:15,093 --> 00:14:20,140
Oh, no! Dunbarton wouldn't hire you
back in 100 years.
265
00:14:20,223 --> 00:14:22,350
You're toast around here.
266
00:14:23,518 --> 00:14:25,562
God, I miss toast.
267
00:14:25,645 --> 00:14:26,896
Are you out of your mind?
268
00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:29,065
You called me here
to train my replacement?
269
00:14:29,149 --> 00:14:31,651
- Yes, but...
- How could you be so heartless?
270
00:14:31,735 --> 00:14:33,653
It's not enough you screwed me over once?
271
00:14:33,737 --> 00:14:35,822
Now you want to put
my family through it again?
272
00:14:35,905 --> 00:14:38,825
What about what you put
my family through?!
273
00:14:38,908 --> 00:14:41,119
My boys spent Christmas Day
274
00:14:41,202 --> 00:14:45,749
watching Daddy get cut out
of a shit-crusted Cadillac!
275
00:14:45,832 --> 00:14:49,252
I still have to drive
with the windows down!
276
00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:52,672
You got what you deserved!
I saved this airline!
277
00:14:52,756 --> 00:14:55,967
- You owe me, you pig-faced fuck!
- I know that!
278
00:14:56,051 --> 00:14:58,136
And if you had helped me with this,
279
00:14:58,219 --> 00:15:02,182
I would've helped you
land a job at another airline!
280
00:15:02,265 --> 00:15:05,852
One of the big ones,
like Missitucky Central!
281
00:15:05,935 --> 00:15:08,980
Well, why wouldn't you tell me that
when I first came in here?
282
00:15:09,064 --> 00:15:13,693
It's called storytelling!
I was building to it!
283
00:15:13,777 --> 00:15:15,779
But no!
284
00:15:15,862 --> 00:15:18,573
You waltzed in here with your ego,
285
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:23,328
expecting a red carpet
from the man you left for dead!
286
00:15:23,411 --> 00:15:25,538
You're done, Frank!
287
00:15:25,622 --> 00:15:29,417
I'll make sure you never work
in air travel again!
288
00:15:29,501 --> 00:15:35,173
You won't be able to get a job
as an engine de-gooser!
289
00:15:35,256 --> 00:15:38,385
Now get the fuck out of here!
290
00:15:40,303 --> 00:15:43,056
Look at me, I'm standing!
291
00:15:49,062 --> 00:15:50,480
I can't reach it!
292
00:15:50,563 --> 00:15:53,566
Hey, Ben, try this here electric lasso.
293
00:15:56,945 --> 00:15:58,780
- [Ben] Oh, shit!
- I got it!
294
00:16:00,407 --> 00:16:02,492
[grunts]
295
00:16:02,575 --> 00:16:03,451
Here he comes.
296
00:16:03,535 --> 00:16:05,620
[grunts, groans]
297
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,664
[wheezing]
298
00:16:08,957 --> 00:16:12,168
If you die, can we eat you?
299
00:16:16,339 --> 00:16:18,675
"Cut to a close-up of Professor Bonewell.
300
00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:22,846
He says to the chick, 'Guess what?
Blowing all of us just now?
301
00:16:22,929 --> 00:16:25,723
That was your final exam.'"
302
00:16:25,807 --> 00:16:28,476
"You just graduated Fuck School."
303
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,812
Fade out.
What do you think, Frank?
304
00:16:30,895 --> 00:16:33,189
Would you whack-off to that?
Be honest.
305
00:16:33,273 --> 00:16:35,817
Oh, don't bother Frank
with your dumb-ass porno.
306
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:37,652
He's been fucked enough for one day.
307
00:16:39,362 --> 00:16:41,990
- Thanks.
- Frank, it sucks what they did to you,
308
00:16:42,073 --> 00:16:43,616
but you're lucky you're out of here.
309
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:46,744
This new boss Scoop
is a walking clusterfuck!
310
00:16:46,828 --> 00:16:50,206
Yeah, dude just ain't
a half-brained asshole, he's dangerous.
311
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:54,294
Guys, you don't have to badmouth
the new boss just to make me feel better.
312
00:16:54,377 --> 00:16:55,670
- I'm sure he's...
- Hey!
313
00:16:56,212 --> 00:17:00,967
What are you fuckers doing sitting around?
Get back to work!
314
00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:03,595
Ah! Oh, God!
315
00:17:03,678 --> 00:17:05,138
[grunts]
316
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,725
One of you frog parties fix this!
317
00:17:09,434 --> 00:17:11,102
Take some fucking initiative!
318
00:17:13,229 --> 00:17:15,482
That was Scoop? He...
319
00:17:16,316 --> 00:17:17,650
His... dent.
320
00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:21,404
One night in St. Louis,
he got drunk after throwing a no-hitter
321
00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:25,658
and got kicked in the head trying to carve
his name into the back of a Clydesdale.
322
00:17:25,742 --> 00:17:28,786
- You keep a clipping of it?
- [Rosie] We don't.
323
00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:31,956
Get your mitts off my me-paper!
Frog fucker!
324
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,249
[slams door]
[groans]
325
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:37,670
- Oh, for the love of Christ.
- I'm gonna go help Frank drown his sorrows.
326
00:17:37,754 --> 00:17:39,714
- You cover for me.
- What do I do?
327
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:42,467
Just smile and act like Syracuse
ain't a fucking shithole.
328
00:17:46,846 --> 00:17:52,644
And that, girls, is how a Honeybee fixes
finger sandwiches for a Sweet 16 Party.
329
00:17:52,727 --> 00:17:54,521
Who'd want a finger sandwich?
330
00:17:54,604 --> 00:17:56,439
I've got one for you.
331
00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:58,733
You're ugly and nobody likes you.
332
00:18:00,235 --> 00:18:01,194
[gasps]
333
00:18:01,277 --> 00:18:04,322
Now, girls, that's not
the Honeybee way. Let's move on.
334
00:18:05,615 --> 00:18:07,200
Hi, Bill. Don't mind us.
335
00:18:07,283 --> 00:18:08,701
Impossible.
336
00:18:10,036 --> 00:18:12,455
Okay, fun with plaster!
337
00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:15,458
[announcer]
And now, the University of Miami...
338
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,418
[crowd cheers]
339
00:18:17,502 --> 00:18:20,171
- ...of Ohio...
- [crowd] Aww...
340
00:18:20,255 --> 00:18:25,046
...presents Bong Water & Spliff!
341
00:18:26,719 --> 00:18:28,972
[Bong Water] Hey, Spliff.
The more I smoke,
342
00:18:29,055 --> 00:18:30,932
the more you look like a hot dog.
[laughter]
343
00:18:31,015 --> 00:18:34,607
[Spliff] Well, that's a fucked up thing
for a hamburger to say.
344
00:18:34,608 --> 00:18:36,288
[laughs]
345
00:18:39,524 --> 00:18:40,984
Genius. Ow!
346
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:45,655
- Mom!
- Stay away from my records!
347
00:18:46,739 --> 00:18:50,535
- ...of Ohio, of Ohio, of Ohio...
- Kevin! Leave your brother alone!
348
00:18:50,618 --> 00:18:54,497
Mom, that doesn't do anything!
Ow!
349
00:18:54,581 --> 00:18:57,959
Okay. Sorry about that.
Let's mix it up.
350
00:18:58,042 --> 00:19:00,044
Squirt your dye.
351
00:19:00,128 --> 00:19:01,879
We'll make it a... beautiful blue.
352
00:19:01,963 --> 00:19:04,007
[phone rings]
353
00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:06,655
- Mom, the phone.
- I can't get it right now, honey.
354
00:19:06,656 --> 00:19:08,136
That's what the machine's for.
355
00:19:09,554 --> 00:19:12,932
[robotic voice]
Leave a message at the tone.
356
00:19:13,016 --> 00:19:14,017
[beeps]
357
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:18,826
[Frank] Hi, Sue, it's me.
I'm at this bar with Rosie because...
358
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,733
- Oh, shit, I got bad news.
- Oh, no.
359
00:19:21,816 --> 00:19:23,234
He sounds sleepy.
360
00:19:23,318 --> 00:19:27,172
Things kind of went south
at the airport, and...
361
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:30,309
- I kind of shot my mouth off.
- [woman] Get off the phone, white boy!
362
00:19:30,344 --> 00:19:31,826
[Billy] Cut it out, you dick!
363
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:32,994
- [Kevin] You're dead!
- [Frank] Pogo got mad.
364
00:19:33,077 --> 00:19:36,456
He had to take a survival shit.
A guy got kicked by a horse.
365
00:19:36,539 --> 00:19:39,542
- Fuck School. Christ, I don't know!
- Stop touching my stuff!
366
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:42,378
- Stop touching yourself!
- Ow!
367
00:19:42,462 --> 00:19:44,505
What the hell is wrong with you animals?!
368
00:19:44,589 --> 00:19:46,632
I've got a house full
of little girls out there
369
00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:48,676
and your yelling is upsetting them!
370
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,428
- He started it.
- He touched my records.
371
00:19:50,511 --> 00:19:53,348
I don't care!
I am done with you two!
372
00:19:53,431 --> 00:19:56,601
You're gonna keep your mouths shut
and stay in your beds until I say so!
373
00:19:56,684 --> 00:19:58,394
Do you understand?
374
00:19:59,354 --> 00:20:00,730
- Nice job.
- Eat me.
375
00:20:00,813 --> 00:20:02,940
Shut the fuck up!
376
00:20:05,109 --> 00:20:06,069
[sighs]
377
00:20:06,152 --> 00:20:08,446
Okay, that's enough for today.
378
00:20:08,529 --> 00:20:10,323
We all had fun, right?
379
00:20:10,406 --> 00:20:12,408
[sobbing]
380
00:20:16,371 --> 00:20:17,872
I blew it, Rosie.
381
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,958
I should've sat there
and kept my fucking mouth shut,
382
00:20:21,042 --> 00:20:22,960
I'd have a new job all lined up.
383
00:20:23,044 --> 00:20:25,546
But no. Not Frank Murphy.
384
00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:28,257
Had to call the old pig fucker
a pig fucker.
385
00:20:28,341 --> 00:20:29,842
Because that's what I do.
386
00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:31,886
I can't face Sue.
387
00:20:32,762 --> 00:20:33,763
This is gonna kill her.
388
00:20:33,846 --> 00:20:35,932
I bet she's worried about you.
389
00:20:36,015 --> 00:20:37,100
Go on home.
390
00:20:37,183 --> 00:20:38,559
You go home to your wife!
391
00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:41,187
Don't have to. She's right over there.
392
00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:42,814
Hey, Chauncey, baby.
393
00:20:42,897 --> 00:20:44,607
Your real name is Chauncey?
394
00:20:44,691 --> 00:20:46,651
You tell anybody that, I'll cut you deep.
395
00:20:47,402 --> 00:20:49,904
- Frank, you got to get past this.
- How?
396
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,698
How am I supposed to get past this?
397
00:20:51,781 --> 00:20:55,410
What am I gonna do? I'm broke!
No savings, no credit.
398
00:20:55,493 --> 00:20:57,537
My family's got nothing now.
399
00:20:58,454 --> 00:21:00,623
Why did Sue buy that fucking TV?
400
00:21:00,707 --> 00:21:02,291
God will provide.
401
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,669
No, I'm supposed to provide. I'm a man.
402
00:21:05,336 --> 00:21:08,005
The only thing God's ever given me
is a foot up my ass.
403
00:21:08,089 --> 00:21:12,176
I'm trying to sympathize, Frank,
but you're in a black man's bar.
404
00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:14,929
Your bottom is six floors
above our ceiling.
405
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,556
- Right on.
- Yeah, you tell him.
406
00:21:16,639 --> 00:21:18,182
Right on.
407
00:21:19,183 --> 00:21:20,852
These people really like to participate.
408
00:21:20,935 --> 00:21:24,480
Look, if you're hurting that bad,
call my man Smokey.
409
00:21:24,564 --> 00:21:28,025
- He can always use some help.
- Rosie, I'm not selling drugs.
410
00:21:28,109 --> 00:21:30,820
Man, what kind of drug dealer
has a business card?
411
00:21:30,903 --> 00:21:32,613
We don't all sell dope!
412
00:21:32,697 --> 00:21:35,241
Ah, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry.
413
00:21:35,324 --> 00:21:36,367
That's okay.
414
00:21:36,451 --> 00:21:39,912
Drinks for everybody!
This peckerwood's buying!
415
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:44,650
- Just fucking with you.
- [laughs] I know! I'm poor!
416
00:21:47,003 --> 00:21:50,590
Shit... I'm poor.
417
00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:56,429
? If your husband strays ?
418
00:21:56,512 --> 00:21:59,640
? Suck it up
and quit complaining ?
419
00:21:59,724 --> 00:22:03,734
? He makes more money
than you ?
420
00:22:03,735 --> 00:22:07,003
[laughter]
421
00:22:08,232 --> 00:22:11,110
- [sighs] I'm starving.
- Me too.
422
00:22:11,194 --> 00:22:12,695
I'm not getting up, though.
423
00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:15,406
Hell no. She's scary tonight.
424
00:22:15,490 --> 00:22:18,075
I think Dad didn't get his job back.
425
00:22:18,159 --> 00:22:21,829
Yeah, no shit.
This is bad.
426
00:22:21,913 --> 00:22:24,999
I saw a thing in the paper
where they need delivery boys.
427
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:28,252
I'm gonna call and get a route.
Maybe that could help.
428
00:22:28,336 --> 00:22:29,754
Get real, man.
429
00:22:29,837 --> 00:22:32,757
Everyone knows it,
but nobody wants to say it.
430
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:37,720
The only hope this family has is for me
to fulfill my destiny as a rock star.
431
00:22:39,222 --> 00:22:41,307
? If he's out late ?
432
00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:44,727
? Sit and wait
Be a doormat ?
433
00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:48,898
? There's nothing else
you can do ?
434
00:22:48,981 --> 00:22:50,149
The hell there isn't.
435
00:22:51,275 --> 00:22:55,946
Vivian? It's Sue.
I want to sincerely apologize
436
00:22:55,981 --> 00:22:58,866
for my unprofessional
behavior in Ryetown today.
437
00:22:58,950 --> 00:23:02,870
I'm fully committed to Plast-A-Ware
and its family of fine products,
438
00:23:02,954 --> 00:23:06,249
and I'll never do anything to embarrass
you or the company ever again.
439
00:23:06,916 --> 00:23:11,003
Since Tracy's secretary quit, does that
mean there's an opening at corporate?
440
00:23:11,087 --> 00:23:13,714
If so, I wonder if
you could talk to Tracy
441
00:23:13,715 --> 00:23:17,376
and ask her to consider me for that job.
For any job.
442
00:23:17,411 --> 00:23:21,055
I'm highly qualified.
I'm two semesters shy of a college degree.
443
00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:23,307
Some people might call that a year.
444
00:23:23,391 --> 00:23:26,727
And I need a full-time position.
I have to provide for my family.
445
00:23:31,524 --> 00:23:32,358
Oh, no.
446
00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:36,779
? Lick that pickle, baby ?
447
00:23:36,862 --> 00:23:38,406
? Pull it from a jar ?
448
00:23:39,657 --> 00:23:41,993
[chuckles]
Hey. Well, lookee here.
449
00:23:42,076 --> 00:23:44,203
Always a party with Frank.
450
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,672
[window creaking]
451
00:23:59,802 --> 00:24:01,178
How much shit am I in?
452
00:24:01,262 --> 00:24:04,974
Frank, I'm too tired to talk.
I have to go.
453
00:24:05,057 --> 00:24:09,478
Someone needs to take care of this family
and right now, that's me.
454
00:24:09,562 --> 00:24:12,440
If you're hungry,
there's leftover egg salad in the fridge.
455
00:24:12,523 --> 00:24:14,233
[groans]
456
00:24:14,317 --> 00:24:19,746
If you don't keep it down, I'm never
staying in this here hotel again! Huh!
457
00:24:19,822 --> 00:24:22,825
[Helen Reddy's "I Am Woman" playing]
458
00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:33,044
? I am woman
Hear me roar ?
459
00:24:33,127 --> 00:24:36,005
? In numbers too big to ignore ?
460
00:24:36,088 --> 00:24:41,594
? And I know too much
To go back and pretend ?
461
00:24:41,677 --> 00:24:45,056
Sue, I'd like you to meet
our Vice President of Marketing,
462
00:24:45,139 --> 00:24:48,434
- Tracy McGrath.
- It's so nice to meet you, ma'am...
463
00:24:48,517 --> 00:24:51,145
Heya, Sue, how fast can you type?
464
00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:54,190
I don't care,
I can stare at that rack all day.
465
00:24:54,273 --> 00:24:57,234
You're hired! [laughs]
466
00:24:57,693 --> 00:25:00,404
So, ready to join the team?
467
00:25:01,989 --> 00:25:04,033
Can't wait.
468
00:25:04,116 --> 00:25:09,121
? If I have to
I can do anything ?
469
00:25:10,081 --> 00:25:12,333
- # I am strong #
- # Strong #
470
00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:15,419
- # I am invincible #
- # Invincible #
471
00:25:15,503 --> 00:25:18,506
? I am woman ?
472
00:25:19,343 --> 00:25:22,867
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473
00:25:24,095 --> 00:25:27,264
? You can bend
But never break me ?
474
00:25:27,348 --> 00:25:29,725
? 'Cause it only serves to make me ?
475
00:25:29,809 --> 00:25:35,189
? More determined
To achieve my final goal ?
476
00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:38,526
? And I come back even stronger ?
477
00:25:38,609 --> 00:25:41,070
? Not a novice any longer ?
478
00:25:41,153 --> 00:25:45,408
? 'Cause you deepened
The conviction in my soul ?
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