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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,726 --> 00:00:06,719 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:08,377 --> 00:00:11,297 Mail your confession along with five dollars to me, 3 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:14,757 Jesus, P.O. Box 38, FDR Station, New York. 4 00:00:14,841 --> 00:00:17,760 Tell Jesus your secret. 5 00:00:17,844 --> 00:00:19,304 Uh-huh. 6 00:00:19,388 --> 00:00:21,181 Yes, that's very troubling. 7 00:00:22,140 --> 00:00:23,559 Thanks for calling me on a Sunday. 8 00:00:23,642 --> 00:00:27,101 I promise you, we will handle this with Kevin immediately. 9 00:00:30,815 --> 00:00:33,610 - Kevin, you lying sack of shit! - What? 10 00:00:33,694 --> 00:00:36,655 We'll return to Jesus and the Bible Buddies after these messages. 11 00:00:36,738 --> 00:00:39,065 This Friday, Colt gets it on with death 12 00:00:39,066 --> 00:00:40,617 on an all new Colt Luger. 13 00:00:40,701 --> 00:00:43,537 Colt's investigation leads him to a cathouse. 14 00:00:43,620 --> 00:00:46,456 Beat it, gumshoe. I'm trying to earn a living. 15 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:50,210 - The world's oldest profession. - Prostitution? 16 00:00:50,293 --> 00:00:52,295 - Smacking broads. - Oh! 17 00:00:54,089 --> 00:00:56,425 Danger wears a D-cup. 18 00:00:56,508 --> 00:00:59,394 This week, on an all new Colt Luger. 19 00:00:59,595 --> 00:01:00,887 I was watching that. 20 00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:02,681 No, you weren't. And now you're not. 21 00:01:02,764 --> 00:01:05,141 OK, little man, come on outside. 22 00:01:06,935 --> 00:01:09,145 - Yeah, Dad? - How would you like to go 23 00:01:09,146 --> 00:01:11,356 to a football game in the city with your old man? 24 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:13,107 Wow, yeah! 25 00:01:13,733 --> 00:01:18,029 - I thought you were taking Kevin. - Yeah, he's not going now. 26 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:20,699 - When did he decide that? - Just now when I told him. 27 00:01:20,782 --> 00:01:22,221 This shit took me all morning! 28 00:01:22,222 --> 00:01:23,660 You promised you were gonna take me! 29 00:01:23,743 --> 00:01:26,508 Well, you lied to me! You gave me your word 30 00:01:26,543 --> 00:01:28,456 saying you were working on those history assignments, 31 00:01:28,540 --> 00:01:30,249 and all of a sudden, I get a call from your teacher 32 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:31,710 saying you haven't done a single one! 33 00:01:31,793 --> 00:01:33,879 It's history! It's not going anywhere! 34 00:01:33,962 --> 00:01:35,985 When I get home tonight, I want to see 35 00:01:35,986 --> 00:01:38,853 half of those assignments completed, or as God is 36 00:01:38,854 --> 00:01:41,720 my witness, I will put you through that fuckin' wall! 37 00:01:41,803 --> 00:01:44,723 We're outside, genius! There is no wall! 38 00:01:44,806 --> 00:01:48,643 Then I will build one and I will fucking put you through it! 39 00:01:48,727 --> 00:01:51,145 Would you please stop screaming 40 00:01:51,229 --> 00:01:53,313 in front of the entire neighborhood?! 41 00:01:54,190 --> 00:01:56,067 Don't worry, I didn't hear anything. 42 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:59,029 I heard, but I didn't understand it. 43 00:01:59,111 --> 00:02:03,452 Sorry, Susan, but your son is no good. You're not man enough 44 00:02:03,487 --> 00:02:05,911 to live up to your agreement, so Bill gets to go to the game. 45 00:02:05,994 --> 00:02:09,247 That's final! He's a man. He finished all his homework! 46 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,666 - I didn't have any. - Shut up and get in the car. 47 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:14,168 And you get in the house! 48 00:02:18,423 --> 00:02:21,175 Hey, Frank. You taking a Sunday drive? 49 00:02:21,259 --> 00:02:25,137 - Going to a game in the city, Vic. - Oh, sweet, man. 50 00:02:25,221 --> 00:02:27,139 A boy and his dad spending the day together, 51 00:02:27,223 --> 00:02:30,727 - that is some salt of the Earth stuff. - Oh, I got tickets too! 52 00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:33,813 But I can't go, 'cause I got one sick Izzie here. 53 00:02:33,897 --> 00:02:37,692 He got into by booger sugar, and now he thinks he's a dinosaur. 54 00:02:37,776 --> 00:02:40,946 - Can you dig it? Crazy, man. - Yeah, watch your toes. 55 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:46,993 Rock on, my brother! 56 00:02:47,077 --> 00:02:50,496 That's it, Dad. Drive away like a chickenshit dildo! 57 00:02:54,292 --> 00:02:57,045 - What did you say? - Nothing. 58 00:02:57,127 --> 00:02:59,839 - That's what I thought. - So unfair! 59 00:02:59,923 --> 00:03:03,885 - Well, Kevin, you made your bed. - Not yet, but I will! 60 00:03:03,969 --> 00:03:07,430 - God, get off my back! - Don't you talk to me that way! 61 00:03:07,513 --> 00:03:10,558 Now look who's screaming in front of the whole neighborhood! 62 00:03:11,977 --> 00:03:13,519 Still didn't hear anything. 63 00:03:58,423 --> 00:04:01,255 1x03 - "The Trough" 64 00:04:01,651 --> 00:04:03,277 I hate my goddamn life! 65 00:04:04,154 --> 00:04:06,739 Stupid lipstick. 66 00:04:09,159 --> 00:04:11,870 Look, honey, I know you're upset at your dad. 67 00:04:11,953 --> 00:04:13,287 He's such a jerk. 68 00:04:13,371 --> 00:04:15,790 He's a bigger Hitler than Mr. Hitler's brother, Hitler! 69 00:04:15,874 --> 00:04:18,126 - Wait, who? - It's not fair! 70 00:04:18,209 --> 00:04:21,004 Kevin, you lied to us, and you need to grow up. 71 00:04:21,087 --> 00:04:24,007 Look, Maureen and I are going shopping, and while we're gone, 72 00:04:24,090 --> 00:04:26,425 I fully expect you to get your assignments done. 73 00:04:26,509 --> 00:04:27,969 I'll see you in a few hours. 74 00:04:29,095 --> 00:04:29,971 Humph. 75 00:04:36,686 --> 00:04:38,938 I need to get toasted, now. 76 00:04:40,231 --> 00:04:42,108 Billy, you are gonna love this. 77 00:04:42,192 --> 00:04:44,318 You and me, the Murphy men. You're excited, right? 78 00:04:44,402 --> 00:04:47,363 - Uh, sure, Dad. - 'Course you are. This is incredible. 79 00:04:47,446 --> 00:04:50,449 Your first game and you're sitting on the 50-yard line in corporate seats. 80 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:52,472 Are you kidding me? At your age? 81 00:04:52,473 --> 00:04:54,412 Do you realize how lucky you are? 82 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:57,123 - Yeah. - Jesus, I wish I had me for a dad. 83 00:04:57,207 --> 00:05:00,292 Hey, grab me a cold one out of the cooler. There you go. 84 00:05:00,376 --> 00:05:02,926 You're up, little man. Hold the wheel. 85 00:05:06,007 --> 00:05:09,301 You're gonna love the stadium. The field is so green! 86 00:05:09,385 --> 00:05:12,138 And I got a great shortcut to get us there. 87 00:05:12,222 --> 00:05:15,810 Put the lock down. I'll tell you, this is gonna be great. 88 00:05:18,561 --> 00:05:21,814 - Shouldn't we help that guy? - No. Do not make eye contact. 89 00:05:21,898 --> 00:05:24,150 Hey, my main man. I ran outta gas. 90 00:05:24,234 --> 00:05:25,818 Don't make eye contact. 91 00:05:27,112 --> 00:05:30,656 - Can you help a brother out? - Shit, I made eye contact. 92 00:05:30,740 --> 00:05:32,242 Don't kill me! I have a family! 93 00:05:32,324 --> 00:05:34,786 Fucking asshole! 94 00:05:34,869 --> 00:05:37,622 Oh, what a day. I told you it was gonna be great, huh? 95 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:41,167 Just you and me, buddy. This'll be a day you will remember forever. 96 00:05:53,345 --> 00:05:57,475 Oh, that looks so fun! Why do I have to go with you? 97 00:05:57,558 --> 00:06:01,146 Stop pouting. You and I are gonna have lots of fun today. 98 00:06:01,229 --> 00:06:02,772 We get to see the new mall, 99 00:06:02,855 --> 00:06:06,276 and buy supplies for my Plast-A-Ware party. 100 00:06:06,358 --> 00:06:09,070 - Why? - Because it's Mommy's job. 101 00:06:09,154 --> 00:06:12,031 Daddy says moms only work when the husband's in jail. 102 00:06:12,115 --> 00:06:15,910 Daddy... sometimes says things he doesn't mean. 103 00:06:15,994 --> 00:06:19,413 - And I love my job. - How much money do you make? 104 00:06:19,497 --> 00:06:24,376 Well, they pay me in free Plast-A-Ware bowls. 105 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:29,548 - Is there money in the bowls? - I better watch the road. 106 00:06:29,632 --> 00:06:32,093 Wait till you see this. You ready? 107 00:06:32,177 --> 00:06:33,719 - You ready? - I'm ready. 108 00:06:33,803 --> 00:06:36,597 - Here we go. - Wow! 109 00:06:36,681 --> 00:06:39,391 Didn't I tell ya? It's a cathedral. 110 00:06:40,559 --> 00:06:44,135 - Oh! Aren't these seats great? - We're so close. 111 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:46,440 I can see the ash on the quarterback's cigarette. 112 00:06:48,734 --> 00:06:50,987 Hey, you gonna tell your friends about this tomorrow, 113 00:06:51,070 --> 00:06:52,738 about what a great old man you got? 114 00:06:52,822 --> 00:06:54,866 - Sure, Dad. - Of course you will. 115 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,285 - All right, Rustys! - Whoo-hoo! 116 00:06:57,367 --> 00:06:59,912 Excuse me, but I believe you're in my seats. 117 00:06:59,996 --> 00:07:02,874 Huh? No, no, no. These are ours, pal. Keep it moving. 118 00:07:02,957 --> 00:07:04,834 Here, I'll show you the tickets. 119 00:07:04,917 --> 00:07:07,753 Get those outta my face. These are company seats, pal. 120 00:07:07,837 --> 00:07:11,799 They belong to Mohican Airways. Do you see that? Mohican Airways. 121 00:07:11,883 --> 00:07:13,926 Do you belong to Mohican Airways? 122 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:18,764 I am Mohican Airways! I'm Roger Dunbarton, the CEO. 123 00:07:18,848 --> 00:07:20,892 Oh, oh, oh! Oh, Mr. Dunbarton! 124 00:07:20,975 --> 00:07:24,354 Mr. Dunbarton, I'm so sorry. Frank Murphy, baggage department. 125 00:07:24,436 --> 00:07:25,855 Take your hat off, Bill. 126 00:07:25,938 --> 00:07:28,233 Murphy, yes. You recently got promoted. 127 00:07:28,316 --> 00:07:30,151 Bob Pogo's been singing your praises. 128 00:07:30,235 --> 00:07:34,030 That is when that whale isn't singing the "Oscar Meyer Weiner Song." 129 00:07:36,615 --> 00:07:38,868 - Get out of my seats. - Oh, yes. Yes, I'm sorry. 130 00:07:38,951 --> 00:07:41,412 I'm sorry. Bill, you're in the man's seat. 131 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:43,915 Stopped on the Piledriver 31-yard line. 132 00:07:43,998 --> 00:07:47,960 Mr. Dunbarton, uh... may I say it is an honor... 133 00:07:48,044 --> 00:07:50,462 - Dad, can I get a pennant? - Yeah, yeah. Here you go. Get two. 134 00:07:50,546 --> 00:07:52,215 Mr. Dunbarton, can I buy you a beer? 135 00:07:52,298 --> 00:07:54,259 That horse piss is for peasants. 136 00:07:54,342 --> 00:07:57,136 On this side of the tracks, we drink private stock. 137 00:07:57,220 --> 00:08:01,099 We're drinking brandy, and my name is Brandy! 138 00:08:01,182 --> 00:08:05,186 - Isn't that funny? - It's very funny, Brandy. 139 00:08:05,270 --> 00:08:08,439 - Yeah. - It's hilarious. 140 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:09,523 Right? 141 00:08:09,607 --> 00:08:14,862 Yes. Yes! Everyone laugh at my wife's funny joke. 142 00:08:14,946 --> 00:08:16,655 Laugh, damn you! 143 00:08:16,739 --> 00:08:18,824 Sit down! 144 00:08:24,289 --> 00:08:25,748 Splifter time! 145 00:08:25,831 --> 00:08:29,335 Yah, mon, let's clean them ganja seeds 146 00:08:29,419 --> 00:08:32,338 before daylight comes and me wanna go home. 147 00:08:32,422 --> 00:08:36,384 Where'd you get that queer album from, your Dad's asshole? 148 00:08:36,467 --> 00:08:39,220 It's the first double album I grabbed. Leave me alone. 149 00:08:39,304 --> 00:08:41,818 - Just busting you. - When I was little, 150 00:08:41,853 --> 00:08:43,891 my parents put this on every Sunday after dinner. 151 00:08:43,975 --> 00:08:46,477 Like they were Mr. and Mrs. Liberace or some shit. 152 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,772 Oh, you're bumming me out! Let's blaze. 153 00:08:52,317 --> 00:08:54,610 My dad is such a hard-ass. 154 00:08:55,445 --> 00:08:58,072 He's breaking my balls 'cause I'm flunking history. 155 00:08:58,156 --> 00:09:01,700 Who needs to learn about shit that already happened? 156 00:09:01,784 --> 00:09:04,912 If they had a class called "future," I'd be all over it. 157 00:09:04,996 --> 00:09:08,333 Yeah, man. In the future, you won't even have to study. 158 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:09,750 You just take a smart pill. 159 00:09:11,002 --> 00:09:13,712 I would totally overdose on those. 160 00:09:20,136 --> 00:09:22,596 Can you point me to the bargain basement? 161 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:25,641 I'm recently separated. I don't think he ever loved me. 162 00:09:25,724 --> 00:09:27,185 Oh, God, not her. 163 00:09:27,268 --> 00:09:29,687 Uh, Maureen, honey, let's go play with the pots and pans. 164 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:32,148 - Mommy, why are you pulling me? - Sue? 165 00:09:32,231 --> 00:09:34,984 - Sue Murphy? - Ah, fuck me. 166 00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:38,216 Ginny, hi! It's so good to see you. 167 00:09:38,217 --> 00:09:40,696 - I'd love to talk, but... - Oh, thank you. 168 00:09:40,731 --> 00:09:42,574 My own mother won't even listen to me. 169 00:09:42,658 --> 00:09:45,244 Um... honey, here's some pennies. 170 00:09:45,328 --> 00:09:47,497 Go make a wish in the fountain in front of the organ store. 171 00:09:47,579 --> 00:09:49,290 All right! 172 00:09:49,374 --> 00:09:51,876 Thank you, Sue. You're such a good friend. 173 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:56,172 - Yes, well, I don't have a whole... - It all began on the honeymoon. 174 00:09:56,365 --> 00:09:58,784 And that's the end of the first half! 175 00:09:58,867 --> 00:10:02,497 The Piledrivers: 39, your Rustys: two. 176 00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:04,978 I don't want to brag, sir, but since I took over 177 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,376 the department, I already found that stair car 178 00:10:07,377 --> 00:10:10,080 - that was missing since last fall. - Good for you. 179 00:10:10,115 --> 00:10:12,298 You know, I once did a shift in the baggage department 180 00:10:12,381 --> 00:10:14,842 just to see what it was like, mix in with the fellas. 181 00:10:14,925 --> 00:10:18,095 - Really? - Good God, no! 182 00:10:18,179 --> 00:10:20,433 Ah, it's a hell of a thing that happened to Ed, 183 00:10:20,459 --> 00:10:22,475 - wasn't it, Frank? - Oh, yeah. Terrible, terrible. 184 00:10:22,558 --> 00:10:26,103 Do you know how much it costs to replace one of those propellers? 185 00:10:26,187 --> 00:10:28,564 - No. - Neither did I, until Ed walked into one. 186 00:10:29,565 --> 00:10:31,859 You see, Frank, in business, it's the 187 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:34,153 unforeseen expenses that can cripple a company. 188 00:10:34,236 --> 00:10:37,739 Get that goddamn finger out of my face! 189 00:10:38,949 --> 00:10:41,243 - Dad, my soda! - Nice throw, sir! 190 00:10:41,327 --> 00:10:44,372 Frank, the last thing this company needs is a strike. 191 00:10:44,455 --> 00:10:46,686 When will these employees learn that we're 192 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,917 - all pulling together? - Uh, there's a lot of factors, sir, 193 00:10:49,001 --> 00:10:51,128 and these guys, you know, they work really hard. 194 00:10:51,212 --> 00:10:53,505 Now listen to me. You're not their friend anymore, 195 00:10:53,506 --> 00:10:55,799 you're their boss! They need to fear you. 196 00:10:55,883 --> 00:10:59,338 They need to know that you can fuck their wife better than they can. 197 00:10:59,512 --> 00:11:01,597 - OK. - I like you, Frank. 198 00:11:01,681 --> 00:11:04,183 - Just don't ever cross me. - I would never do that, sir. 199 00:11:04,266 --> 00:11:06,810 Good. I think that God, in His infinite wisdom, 200 00:11:06,894 --> 00:11:09,793 fed Ed's face into that propeller so that you would 201 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,692 be in this football stadium on this day with me. 202 00:11:12,774 --> 00:11:14,860 You have been anointed, Frank. 203 00:11:14,943 --> 00:11:18,155 Don't let me, or God, down. Same thing. 204 00:11:18,239 --> 00:11:21,617 - Dad, will you take me to the bathroom? - Not now, I'm being anointed. 205 00:11:21,701 --> 00:11:25,580 - I really have to go. - I'll take him. Follow me. 206 00:11:25,663 --> 00:11:28,832 Don't buy a hot dog, Brandy. You're gettin' fat. 207 00:11:30,543 --> 00:11:33,962 - Oh, you. - I mean it. I'll cut you off! 208 00:11:38,342 --> 00:11:41,429 Fuck him, I'll eat what I want! 209 00:11:50,854 --> 00:11:52,856 What a dick! 210 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:54,816 Shit-cock! 211 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:55,817 Ugh. 212 00:11:55,901 --> 00:11:58,153 Fuck that guy! 213 00:11:58,237 --> 00:11:59,779 Bullshit. 214 00:11:59,863 --> 00:12:02,324 - Hey, move it. - ...my fuckin' dick... 215 00:12:02,408 --> 00:12:03,451 Goddamn stall! 216 00:12:03,534 --> 00:12:06,078 - Hey, man, you're taking too long. - I'm taking a shit! 217 00:12:06,161 --> 00:12:08,205 - Who pissed on this?! - Should've gone for it. 218 00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:57,379 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 219 00:13:02,677 --> 00:13:07,931 I have a question. If you had to screw a First Lady, who would it be? 220 00:13:08,015 --> 00:13:11,393 - I know. - And you can't say "Jackie Kennedy." 221 00:13:11,477 --> 00:13:13,813 If I can't say "Jackie Kennedy," I quit. 222 00:13:13,895 --> 00:13:17,941 - She's so sad. - Stupid record. 223 00:13:27,785 --> 00:13:30,454 - Let's play catch, Daddy. - You betcha, Kevin. 224 00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:43,925 Remember this wonderful day, 225 00:13:44,009 --> 00:13:45,990 because there might be a time when you're older 226 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,971 and we're not getting along so good, 227 00:13:48,055 --> 00:13:50,516 and you'll remember that the most important thing in life 228 00:13:50,599 --> 00:13:52,476 is that I'll always be your father. 229 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,187 And I'll always love you, no matter what. 230 00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:57,565 Oh, and you don't want to be with Jackie Kennedy 231 00:13:57,648 --> 00:13:59,692 because she was married to President Kennedy, 232 00:13:59,775 --> 00:14:01,557 and he fucked everybody. 233 00:14:02,444 --> 00:14:06,407 I love you, Daddy. I'm sorry things got so messed up. 234 00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:08,826 Kevin's tripping! 235 00:14:10,202 --> 00:14:12,162 I gotta get my act together. 236 00:14:12,246 --> 00:14:13,748 Starting right... 237 00:14:13,831 --> 00:14:16,625 - The cops! - Oh, let's get outta here! 238 00:14:18,377 --> 00:14:21,547 No woman should spend Valentine's Day night driving 239 00:14:21,548 --> 00:14:24,717 all over the city, searching for her husband. 240 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,968 Wow, it's five o'clock and... 241 00:14:27,052 --> 00:14:30,999 We hadn't had sex facing each other for seven years. 242 00:14:31,752 --> 00:14:32,878 Dad, I'm cold. 243 00:14:32,961 --> 00:14:35,338 I need the window down. It helps me think. 244 00:14:35,422 --> 00:14:38,800 Ah! Wasn't this a great day? We had fun together, right? 245 00:14:38,884 --> 00:14:41,011 Yeah. You spent a lot of time with the grown-ups. 246 00:14:41,095 --> 00:14:43,680 No, no, no, those weren't just any grown-ups, son. 247 00:14:43,764 --> 00:14:47,351 I made a powerful friend today. Do you know who that... 248 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,393 Do you know who that Mr. Dunbarton is? 249 00:14:48,476 --> 00:14:52,147 That is the owner of Mohican Airways. The big chief. 250 00:14:52,231 --> 00:14:53,857 A man to be reckoned with. 251 00:14:53,941 --> 00:14:56,151 He spent the last quarter sleeping in his wife's lap. 252 00:14:56,235 --> 00:14:59,258 And now he knows who I am, and he's trusting your 253 00:14:59,259 --> 00:15:02,282 father to smooth over this whole strike situation. 254 00:15:02,365 --> 00:15:06,349 I'm important. I have been anointed... 255 00:15:06,411 --> 00:15:09,664 ...a titan of transportation! 256 00:15:17,422 --> 00:15:20,300 Ah, shit. Did your mother drive this? 257 00:15:24,679 --> 00:15:27,348 - Oh! Roll the windows up, Bill. - I thought you needed to think. 258 00:15:27,432 --> 00:15:29,601 I'm done thinking! Roll them up! 259 00:15:29,684 --> 00:15:31,770 Oh, man! I don't want to go to juvie! 260 00:15:31,853 --> 00:15:33,438 My mom is gonna kill me! 261 00:15:33,521 --> 00:15:35,816 It's hard to run! I can't feel my feet! 262 00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:38,293 Come on, let's go! 263 00:15:39,611 --> 00:15:41,529 Uh, hey. I gotta go back. 264 00:15:41,613 --> 00:15:43,865 - You what? - I left my wallet there. 265 00:15:43,949 --> 00:15:46,618 So I gotta go back for it. Wait for me here. 266 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:52,124 Oh, shit! Son of a bitch! 267 00:15:56,503 --> 00:15:58,713 Oh, where is it? 268 00:16:02,092 --> 00:16:03,760 - Hey! Come over here! - Shit! 269 00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:09,516 Oh, come on! I just need gas, have a heart! 270 00:16:09,599 --> 00:16:11,601 I fought in Korea! 271 00:16:11,685 --> 00:16:14,771 - Get outta the road! - Ah, fuck you, lady! 272 00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:16,982 Dad, maybe we should walk to a gas station. 273 00:16:17,065 --> 00:16:18,650 I saw one a few blocks back. 274 00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:20,568 Bill, this isn't a good neighborhood, OK? 275 00:16:20,652 --> 00:16:23,780 Five blocks here is like a thousand in our neighborhood. 276 00:16:23,864 --> 00:16:26,241 Christ, we'd be better off drilling into the ground. 277 00:16:26,325 --> 00:16:29,397 - Yo, Frank. Frank Murphy! - Rosie? 278 00:16:29,432 --> 00:16:30,871 What the hell are you doing down here? 279 00:16:30,954 --> 00:16:33,790 Oh, you know, we were just coming from the game and... 280 00:16:33,874 --> 00:16:36,877 Man, get your Irish ass inside before you freeze. 281 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:40,547 Hey, go to Texaco and get my friend some gas, all right? 282 00:16:40,630 --> 00:16:42,841 You guys come on in. 283 00:16:42,924 --> 00:16:45,510 When the fuck did I become the gas guy? 284 00:16:45,593 --> 00:16:47,512 Hey, get this man some coffee. 285 00:16:47,595 --> 00:16:50,401 Yo, kid, the bathroom's over there if you need it. 286 00:16:51,474 --> 00:16:52,600 I'm OK. 287 00:16:52,684 --> 00:16:55,770 Hey, Rosie, why'd you bring that cracker in here? 288 00:16:55,854 --> 00:16:57,689 Relax, he's cool man, he's cool. 289 00:16:57,772 --> 00:17:01,609 - Shit, man, dude look like a cop! - They all look like cops! 290 00:17:04,029 --> 00:17:06,698 Yeah, I guess we do. Everybody put your hands up! 291 00:17:12,954 --> 00:17:14,581 Not in here, Frank. 292 00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:18,001 Waterbridge Mall is now closing. Thank you. 293 00:17:18,835 --> 00:17:22,130 I tried so hard to please him. I did everything he asked. 294 00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:24,791 I cut my hair short, I put on aftershave, 295 00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:28,220 - but he wouldn't touch me. - I... I don't know, Ginny. 296 00:17:28,303 --> 00:17:33,267 - I even put a hot quarter up his ass. - Ginny, stop! The mall is closing. 297 00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:35,560 I've got to find Maureen and go home and make dinner. 298 00:17:35,643 --> 00:17:39,126 Oh. Well, excuse me. I am so sorry that my 299 00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:42,609 life falling apart has inconvenienced you. 300 00:17:42,692 --> 00:17:43,818 Ginny... 301 00:17:43,902 --> 00:17:45,862 Why'd I even bother talking to you at all? 302 00:17:45,946 --> 00:17:49,408 You can't understand how I feel, with your perfect life. 303 00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:53,912 - And your beautiful kids. - My life isn't perfect, okay?! 304 00:17:53,995 --> 00:17:56,915 Outside of being a wife and a mother, I've got nothing! 305 00:17:56,998 --> 00:17:59,709 I sell plastic that I cry into! 306 00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,962 We've all got our shit to carry, Ginny! 307 00:18:02,045 --> 00:18:05,465 Sometimes I wish I'd never got married! 308 00:18:07,426 --> 00:18:10,220 Do you ever stop thinking of yourself? 309 00:18:13,807 --> 00:18:15,542 Is that true, Mommy? 310 00:18:16,017 --> 00:18:18,979 Put those coins back in the fountain. 311 00:18:23,566 --> 00:18:26,027 Dad, I don't see any John Denver records. 312 00:18:26,111 --> 00:18:29,697 Just keep looking, kid... about 100 blocks North of here! 313 00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:34,286 This is an all-black neighborhood. 314 00:18:34,369 --> 00:18:37,998 So anyway, I had no sick days left. No personal time, right? 315 00:18:38,081 --> 00:18:40,896 Frank Murphy covered my whole shift so I could 316 00:18:40,897 --> 00:18:43,711 go to the hospital to see my daughter be born. 317 00:18:43,795 --> 00:18:47,715 It was an honor, and I asked nothing in return. 318 00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:50,260 So how's my little goddaughter, Frankalina? 319 00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:55,807 - This guy! - Ah, this guy! 320 00:18:55,890 --> 00:18:58,852 - I fucking love this guy! - To Frank Murphy. 321 00:18:58,935 --> 00:19:01,562 Best friend a luggage jockey ever had. 322 00:19:01,646 --> 00:19:04,774 With you on our side, man, Bob Pogo can take his 323 00:19:04,775 --> 00:19:07,902 cutbacks and shove 'em up his fat, bacon-eatin' ass. 324 00:19:07,986 --> 00:19:10,300 - That's right, that's right! - Yeah, and the football 325 00:19:10,301 --> 00:19:12,615 tickets he gave us weren't that good anyway. 326 00:19:12,699 --> 00:19:15,285 - What, say what? - Uh, nothing, nothing. 327 00:19:15,369 --> 00:19:17,662 Bob Pogo gave my dad the corporate seats today, 328 00:19:17,745 --> 00:19:19,373 but we had to share 'em with Mr. Dunbarton. 329 00:19:19,456 --> 00:19:21,624 He likes my dad a lot. Kept talking to him 330 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,793 the whole time about how to scare employees. 331 00:19:23,877 --> 00:19:26,867 - Dunbarton, huh? - OK, yeah, yeah. 332 00:19:26,902 --> 00:19:30,675 Bob... Bob gave me the corporate seats, but I had to take 'em. 333 00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:33,220 But I'm still with you. Meeting Dunbarton gave me the chance 334 00:19:33,303 --> 00:19:35,722 to put a human face on the baggage handlers' union. 335 00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:38,141 Which face am I talking to now? 336 00:19:39,476 --> 00:19:41,319 Your gas is here, man. 337 00:19:42,312 --> 00:19:43,813 You're welcome. 338 00:19:47,234 --> 00:19:48,651 Hey! 339 00:19:48,735 --> 00:19:52,447 It's your neighbor, Mr. Holtenwasser. 340 00:19:52,531 --> 00:19:55,367 Kevin, it is cold. Let me take you home. 341 00:19:55,450 --> 00:20:00,872 - Thanks, but... - Oh, please, I insist. Hop in. 342 00:20:06,044 --> 00:20:07,045 Whoa. 343 00:20:17,305 --> 00:20:20,350 Dad, are you mad at me for telling your friend 344 00:20:20,351 --> 00:20:23,695 - about the tickets? - Nah. It's my fault anyway. 345 00:20:24,145 --> 00:20:26,523 I'm sorry today didn't turn out the way you'd hoped. 346 00:20:26,606 --> 00:20:29,650 It's OK. Can I ask you something else? 347 00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:32,112 - 'Course you can. - This strike thing at work, 348 00:20:32,195 --> 00:20:34,614 how can you be on the boss' side and your friend's side? 349 00:20:36,199 --> 00:20:37,651 You can't. 350 00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:40,370 Hang on, I'm not done yet. 351 00:20:40,454 --> 00:20:43,123 - Well, didn't you go at the game? - Hell, no! 352 00:20:46,126 --> 00:20:50,004 - Why'd you make me put the coins back? - Because it was stealing. 353 00:20:50,088 --> 00:20:53,383 - But it was my wish. - Well, not all wishes come true. 354 00:20:53,467 --> 00:20:56,261 Like your wish that you never got married? 355 00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:59,139 No. I didn't... No. 356 00:20:59,222 --> 00:21:02,934 That's not... I said that, but I didn't really mean it. 357 00:21:03,017 --> 00:21:07,730 I was, you know, just trying to make Ginny feel better. 358 00:21:07,814 --> 00:21:11,838 Oh. So when I heard Daddy say he wished he never 359 00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:15,863 got married, who was he trying to make feel better? 360 00:21:15,947 --> 00:21:18,492 I will be sure to ask him that. 361 00:21:18,575 --> 00:21:21,869 It's nice to finally speak to you, Kevin. 362 00:21:21,953 --> 00:21:24,122 I've watched you grow for years. 363 00:21:24,205 --> 00:21:28,918 - What? Like, through the curtains or... - On the street, at play. 364 00:21:29,002 --> 00:21:33,465 Did you know I was the first homeowner in the subdivision? 365 00:21:33,548 --> 00:21:38,678 Well, me and my wife. Her name was Mary. 366 00:21:38,761 --> 00:21:41,806 Was a nurse in the U.S. Army hospital at... 367 00:21:42,432 --> 00:21:44,058 Holy shit, it's my dad! 368 00:21:44,142 --> 00:21:45,226 Shit! 369 00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:47,562 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 370 00:21:47,646 --> 00:21:50,315 Have a wonderful evening! 371 00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:11,169 There is something I really need to ask you. 372 00:22:11,252 --> 00:22:14,214 Ah, Sue, for Christ sake. I've had a hell of a day. 373 00:22:14,297 --> 00:22:16,757 Have you been drinking? Has he been drinking? 374 00:22:16,841 --> 00:22:18,092 Don't make me snitch on him! 375 00:22:18,176 --> 00:22:20,428 - That means yes. - Oh, give me a break. 376 00:22:20,512 --> 00:22:22,222 I was at a football game. What do you want from me? 377 00:22:31,189 --> 00:22:34,775 Oh! You back already? 378 00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:39,906 - Wow, you're really studying. - Oh, yeah, sure am. Like crazy. 379 00:22:39,989 --> 00:22:41,991 Did you know there were two World Wars? 380 00:22:42,075 --> 00:22:46,705 - Huh. I haven't heard this music in... - A very long time. 381 00:22:46,787 --> 00:22:50,791 - I always liked it, too. - Why'd you play this now? 382 00:22:53,587 --> 00:22:55,004 Just wanted to hear something sucky. 383 00:22:55,088 --> 00:22:56,881 It's better than your "Elfin King" bullshit! 384 00:22:56,964 --> 00:22:59,467 That is enough! We love each other! 385 00:22:59,551 --> 00:23:02,637 We've been apart all day and now we are 386 00:23:02,638 --> 00:23:05,724 gonna spend the evening together, as a family. 387 00:23:05,806 --> 00:23:07,808 Bobby, I asked you to mow the lawn. 388 00:23:07,892 --> 00:23:09,436 I did mow the lawn, Dad. 389 00:23:09,519 --> 00:23:12,230 But the grass is just as high as it was, Bobby. 390 00:23:12,313 --> 00:23:15,734 Oh, golly! You meant mow our lawn! 391 00:23:15,816 --> 00:23:17,110 Bobby! 392 00:23:17,944 --> 00:23:19,696 Hey, guess what I found out today? 393 00:23:19,778 --> 00:23:22,823 We were all wrong about our neighbor, you know, Mr. Hitler? 394 00:23:22,907 --> 00:23:23,866 - Yeah? - Yeah. 395 00:23:23,950 --> 00:23:26,119 He's not a Nazi. He's got one of those 396 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,288 weird stars hanging from his rearview mirror. 397 00:23:28,371 --> 00:23:31,207 - He's a Satan worshiper! - Holy crap! 398 00:23:31,291 --> 00:23:34,294 - Pretty great, huh? - Hey! I spent 700 bucks on a TV 399 00:23:34,377 --> 00:23:37,130 so I could watch a family being happy. So zip it. 400 00:23:44,679 --> 00:23:46,640 Tonight, I unveil the first 401 00:23:46,723 --> 00:23:51,060 of my six-part series: To Be Black In Today's America. 402 00:23:51,144 --> 00:23:54,522 I witnessed firsthand the silent scourge of racism as, 403 00:23:54,606 --> 00:23:56,691 disguised as a typical inner-city Negro, 404 00:23:56,775 --> 00:24:00,361 I tried in vain to find help for my disabled vehicle. 405 00:24:00,445 --> 00:24:04,532 Not a single Caucasian driver stopped to assist me, a black man. 406 00:24:04,616 --> 00:24:08,035 Hey, my main man, I ran outta gas. Can you help a brother out? 407 00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:09,912 Don't kill me, I have a family! 408 00:24:09,996 --> 00:24:14,709 There you have it: the face of racism in America today. 409 00:24:14,793 --> 00:24:17,003 Man, you think you know a guy. 410 00:24:17,086 --> 00:24:20,839 Oh, this day gets curiouser and curiouser. 411 00:24:21,633 --> 00:24:25,052 Hey, it's me. We can't trust Frank Murphy to help us out. 412 00:24:25,136 --> 00:24:27,930 It's time for the union to set a strike date. 413 00:24:28,598 --> 00:24:32,059 No, obviously, I don't know what time it is! 414 00:24:32,543 --> 00:24:35,803 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 415 00:24:35,853 --> 00:24:40,403 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34457

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