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Clear!
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Okay, that never happens.
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That never happens.
That never happens.
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- Your helmet's too big.
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- What's this?
- Oh, it's the new
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smoldering firefighter drama,
"Pamona FD."
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- What do you guys
watch the shows?
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All you do sit around
and complain.
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That air packs from the '90s.
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- Yeah, right.
- Don't they have
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a technical
consultant on this show?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Retired firefighter,
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rents, like,
a Mustang Convertible.
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Thinks he's hot shit.
Probably related
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to one of the creators
of the show.
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- Probs.
- Yeah, probably.
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It's not even a real fire.
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- Look how much makeup
that girl's wearing.
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How come I can't get the suit
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to highlight my cheekbones
like that?
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- There he is taking
the shirt off again.
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And now they're making out
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in the middle of a fire.
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- Why do they think that life
in a fire station
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- is like a soap opera?
- It's so unrealistic.
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Guys...she's here.
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- Who is?
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You're gonna wanna come
see for yourself.
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Trust me.
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- There she is, boys,
the Pedalton 3.0.
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- Finally, cardio
that doesn't suck.
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- That's their tagline.
It's on the box.
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- Wait, 1500 bucks
from Bulkshop?
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- Why would you get anything
from Bulkshop?
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- Because they have
great prices.
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No. Bulkshop sucks.
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- Yeesh.
- Whoa, damn.
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- Why does he
hate Bulkshop so much?
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- I know, right?
- Ooh, the Pedalton 3.0
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has everything, man.
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Prerecorded classes, live
classes, and special events.
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- Ooh, I feel bad
for the suckers
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who bought the Pedalton 2.0.
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- Suckers.
- Suckers.
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- Oh, wait,
when does the 4.0 come out?
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- Next month. But until then,
this is top of the line.
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- Ooh!
- Awesome!
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Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta.
Step aside, Bozo.
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I'm taking her
on her maiden voyage.
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- I call next.
- All right.
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Yes.
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I'll bet you wish
you got next.
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Not really.
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- Hi, I'm Anita Worthy,
and I'm gonna get you going
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on your new Pedalton.
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Hello, Anita.
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- You might be tempted
to talk to me,
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but this is a pre
recorded workout
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so I cannot hear you
or respond.
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Oh, okay. Sorry.
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I won't--
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Oh, you can't hear that,
either.
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What am I doing?
Stop it, Ike.
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Sorry, Anita. Shit!
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You can't hear that.
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All right, gang. Let's go!
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all: Whoo!
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- Hey, I got awesome news.
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You know how the city's been
trying to buy my house
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so they can build
a new hospital?
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Well, I've been holding it up
for a year,
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and they finally made an offer.
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A million bucks.
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Hey, did you hear what I said?
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The city wants to give me
a million bucks for my house.
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- Okay.
What are you talking about?
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- What's going on with you?
- Vicky's pissed at me.
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We were binge watching a show
together on Hulu.
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- Mm.
- I watched the last
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- five episodes without her.
- Big mistake. What show?
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- It's a show about the Irish
couple, Jenny and John O'Cake.
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They join the Peace Corps
and solve crimes.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Peace O'Cake."
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- Great show.
- So good.
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- Great show.
- They planted a potato farm
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- in an African village.
- That's the best part
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- of the season right there.
- Then someone stole
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- the potatoes.
- And that's all
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- in the first episode.
- They solved it, though.
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- Yeah, of course.
- You wanna know why?
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- Why?
- It was a Piece O'Cake.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's so good.
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- Oh, it was so good.
- Yeah. Well, I don't
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blame her, you know,
when you exchanged
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those marital vows
with my sister,
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you swore an oath of fidelity.
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- They didn't have binge
cheating back then.
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- Eh.
- All right, so what's
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- this thing with the city?
- They're offering me
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a million bucks for my house.
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- That should curb
your reckless
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- and irresponsible ways.
- Probably not.
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- Ahh!
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Now as punishment,
she's gonna binge watch
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- "Mental Dental" without me.
- Ohh, boy.
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- That's that show about the
dentists in the insane asylum.
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- Good show.
- Jake G-g-gyllenhaal.
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- Oh, Gyllellenhaal is great
in that show.
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- He plays the dentist,
Dr. Frederick Mental, DDS.
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- Tell you what, thought,
that's not the best
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of the dentist shows.
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The best show is the one
about the girl in 1904 Poland,
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who becomes a boy so she could
be a dentist--
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- "Yentl Dentle."
- Ohh.
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Ronda Rousey's
excellent in that.
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- She's so good.
- She's so good.
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- That second number she sings.
- Ah.
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- That one's great.
- I watched that one
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without Vicky,
she got mad about that too.
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- Well, that's married life
for you,
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and I miss it
exactly zero much.
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- Well, that's twice as much as
I miss being married to you.
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- Oh, my God, Felicity,
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Long time, no see.
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- Wow, Felicity,
you look...different.
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After we got divorced,
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I became an ordained
Wiccan minister.
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- So you split with your wife,
and you drove her
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- to the dark arts.
- Oh, stick a sock in, Terry.
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I can put a hex on you so fast
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it'll make your
head spin--literally.
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Eddie, Sal Green is dead.
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- Sal Green,
our divorce lawyer?
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Yes and no.
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On his deathbed he confessed
he was never
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a licensed attorney.
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- He was a fraud.
- So what does that mean?
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- It means that every paper
we signed back then
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is null and void.
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You and I are still married.
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- All right, Lance Armschlong,
time's up, buddy.
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- I'll have you know,
Lance Armschlong
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is a highly respected
exotic dancer,
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and a close personal friend
of mine.
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- How was it?
- Incredible.
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- Really?
- My trainer was awesome.
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- Ohh!
- I mean, seriously.
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- Enjoy, my butt sweat.
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Eww.
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All right, here we go.
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Ooh.
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Pick a name, and--
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Wow, okay.
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..man3.
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Really?
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...man5.
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Are you kidding me?
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All right, you know what?
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ShoveItUpYourAss.
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Aw, man, no!
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Hi, and welcome to Pedalton.
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I'm Anita Worthy.
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Hi, Anita.
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- You might be tempted
to speak to me.
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But this is
a prerecorded workout,
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so I can't hear you
or respond.
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- Oh, that's okay.
I'm just gonna stare at you.
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- You're incredible.
- Okay, let's start pedaling.
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Let's go!
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This is a 10-mile circuit,
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so we've got
some time together.
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I'm gonna start by telling you
a little bit about myself.
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Please do.
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- When I was a medic
in the military,
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I used to get
through tough days
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by singing acapella.
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That's me!
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And I played the ukulele.
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- Girl, you better stop.
I'll come marry you right now.
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- So what are you going to do
about it, Eddie?
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- I'm gonna find
a living divorce lawyer
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and we'll get divorced
for real.
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It's not that simple, dummy.
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- Hey, Chief,
I was gonna ask you
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about the, um--
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Aunt Felicity, is that you?
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- Lucy?
- Oh, my God.
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I mean, you look so different
than the pictures.
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You're so mystical.
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- Well, I went in a different
direction
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after Eddie cheated on me.
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- She became a witch.
- Yes.
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Primarily so I could
lay curses on Eddie.
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- Yeah, right. What curses
have you ever laid on me?
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- Did you
pop a nut two years ago?
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Maybe.
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- I put a photo of you
in the freezer along
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with a broken walnut
and a nasty tarot card.
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It's called a freezer spell.
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That's bullshit.
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I popped your nut in '97.
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And did you have teeth
pulled this year?
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Yes, I took pig's teeth
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and put it in a bucket of sugar
for that one.
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Has your back gone out lately?
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- Yes.
- I made a doll of you
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and broke it in half.
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Why put all the curses on me?
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For giving Eddie an alibi
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when he cheated.
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I will always hate you.
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But he's the one who cheated!
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- Ah!
At least now you admit it.
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- Ohh, she got me.
- Okay, okay.
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Let's just get back
to the situation at hand.
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What are we gonna do
about this divorce?
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- I want a proper settlement
this time.
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I want the house, Eddie.
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- Anyways, I've always hated
being a leap year baby.
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Not very many people
can relate.
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If you do, give me a call.
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I relate! I relate!
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All right!
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Great job, everyone.
Let's cool down.
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- What do you think?
- Oh, Anita Worthy is
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the greatest thing that ever
happened to me.
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- Me too.
- She's so supportive
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- without being condescending.
- Yeah.
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She's just so inspiring
without being annoying.
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And we--
both: Have so much in common.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys, guys.
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Anita is my trainer.
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I rode with her first,
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so that's my trainer, okay?
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- Ike, the workouts
are prerecorded.
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- We can all ride with Anita.
- Mm.
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- Yeah, I guess, right? I mean,
if they're pre-recorded,
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then why would we be
jealous of each other?
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- both: Totally.
- Sorry, guys.
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Okay, gang.
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Now, just a reminder,
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for the rest of the day
during my live workouts,
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Whoever gets
the highest workout score
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will win a private cycle
with me tonight at 6:00 pm.
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It'll be a one-on-one session
where I'll be able to see you,
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hear you, and interact
with you and only you.
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Great job, everyone.
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- I will murder you
both viciously.
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00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:50,181
- You owe it to me to give me
that house, Eddie.
250
00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:51,879
Why are you so opposed to it?
251
00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:53,315
It's my house. I paid for it.
252
00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:55,012
Then you cheated on me.
253
00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,362
- Only because you became
very distant.
254
00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:59,843
- Because you were obsessed
with Matthew Broderick.
255
00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:01,410
- That's not true.
- It's true.
256
00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:04,369
- You wanted to be him
in sexual roleplay.
257
00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:05,370
- All right, I think
we should go.
258
00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:07,111
No, stay.
259
00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:09,505
Eddie wanted to roleplay in bed
as Matthew Broderick
260
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,986
and not the fun stuff
like "Inspector Gadget."
261
00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:14,118
No, he wanted to be
"Ladyhawke."
262
00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,598
- Hey, "Ladyhawke"
is a great movie.
263
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:16,904
- It is a good movie.
Michelle Pfeiffer.
264
00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:18,383
Shut up, Terry.
265
00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:20,342
- Okay, okay, just give me
a moment
266
00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:21,648
to process all of this.
267
00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:22,779
It's not every day
that your ex-wife
268
00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:24,172
shows up with news like this.
269
00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:28,089
Hello, Eddie.
270
00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,090
- Make that two ex-wives.
271
00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:31,962
Oh, my God! Aunt Ulsa!
272
00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:33,921
Hi, Lucy.
273
00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:36,097
Sal Green is dead.
274
00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:38,360
He was never a lawyer.
275
00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:40,014
We are still married.
276
00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:43,321
When it rains, it pours.
277
00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:44,409
Shut your mouth!
278
00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,283
- Okay, gang, we're riding
to the top
279
00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:49,980
of Gut Check Hill,
who's with me?
280
00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,242
- Whoo, baby.
281
00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,896
- I am, Anita.
- Right on!
282
00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:55,638
Remember, I can't hear you
guys.
283
00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,380
- Why does she ask us questions
if she can't hear our answers?
284
00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:04,647
Good start, Flyfisher21.
285
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:07,128
You got this, GnarlyCat007.
286
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,658
Gut Check Hill is right.
Come on!
287
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:19,401
- Oh, don't slow down on me,
IkeOnABike.
288
00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:21,751
I know you can do this.
Let's go!
289
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:22,752
- IkeOnABike,
she said my name.
290
00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,014
She said my name!
291
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:26,277
Oh, my God.
292
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:29,193
What kind of hill is this,
Anita?
293
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:31,108
Climbing up a wall.
294
00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:32,849
- Who's pumped?
295
00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:35,330
- Yes!
296
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:39,464
Damn, this is hard!
297
00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,858
Shit!
298
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:44,861
- So, Eddie,
what are we going to do?
299
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,733
- Get divorced?
- You don't have to.
300
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,691
We're still married.
301
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,127
Your marriage never happened.
302
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,476
- She makes a good point.
- She's right.
303
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,043
Ulsa needed a green card.
304
00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,915
So my mom set her up
with Eddie as a prank.
305
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:57,961
- The Penisi's prank so hard.
- Yes, they do.
306
00:10:58,005 --> 00:10:59,441
So Eddie married Ulsa.
307
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,225
After two years,
she got her green card.
308
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:03,706
One week later, she
divorced him and fleeced him.
309
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,013
Oof, that's pure evil.
310
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,492
Wait, there's more.
311
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,103
He cheated on me.
312
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:12,584
- Oh, you ki--
He cheated on me, too.
313
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,891
Ohh, now it makes sense.
314
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,414
Okay, hold on a second.
315
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,634
I paid both of you
ladies alimony for years.
316
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,158
Now if our divorce
wasn't valid, and you and I
317
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,900
were never legally married,
then I demand restitution.
318
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:24,945
He's right.
319
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,686
both: Shut up, Terry!
320
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,906
- Okay.
- I am not paying you anything,
321
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,647
Edward Caesar Penisi.
322
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,694
This is what you are
going to do for me.
323
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,652
If our marriage is null
and void
324
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,916
that means my citizenship
is null and void.
325
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,309
I want you to marry me.
326
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,967
No, freakin' way.
327
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:51,928
- Well, if you don't, I will
have you charged with bigamy!
328
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,106
Why are you spit taking?
329
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,107
She said bigamy.
330
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:01,198
- I thought she said big Amy.
- Who's big Amy?
331
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,505
- I don't know that's why
I didn't spit take.
332
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:04,811
Andy, clean this up!
333
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,464
- You want me to
clean up your spit?
334
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,256
Where did you get
the lameo clothes?
335
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,779
Amazon Drone, bitch.
336
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,563
It's gonna help me
with my speed.
337
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:22,480
- Yeah, I like the helmet.
Don't fall off.
338
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,439
You know what else I got?
339
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:30,140
State-of-the-art shoes with
click-in capabilities.
340
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,402
Here we go.
341
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:45,852
Paid 200 bucks for these, man.
342
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,464
Ahh!
343
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,340
Ahh!
344
00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:00,649
Ah! Cramp!
Bad cramp!
345
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:07,830
I did it. I did it.
346
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,136
There we go. Ha.
347
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,356
Ohh, my water.
348
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:21,061
- - RCW9864
- O10--
349
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,324
"A person is guilty of bigamy
350
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:26,457
"if he or she intentionally
marries another person
351
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:29,678
"when either person
has a living spouse.
352
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:32,463
"Punishable by five years
in jail.
353
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,465
A Class C felony."
354
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,989
- Doesn't sound like
a classy felony.
355
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,992
Eddie, you're a bigamist
356
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:41,864
and I will report you
if you don't comply.
357
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:47,174
But I will look the other way
if you marry me.
358
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:50,220
- Still no.
359
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,282
- When did Cap learn
to speak Chinese?
360
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:09,718
It's Swedish, Ike.
361
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,067
- No, I know.
That's what I said.
362
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,113
Like, when did you learn
to speak Swedish?
363
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,114
She taught him.
364
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:25,516
Oof.
365
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,170
Ah, tingle button.
366
00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:28,693
It just means the same.
367
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:29,999
Like, tingle button, I guess.
368
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,827
- Yeah, she taught him that,
too.
369
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,917
- Chief, why is there a picture
of you in the freezer?
370
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,659
And why is it attached
to a pig's foot?
371
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,313
- That's why my feet
are so cold.
372
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:40,792
Stop it with
the freezer spells.
373
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:41,837
Never!
374
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,585
- Was that real?
- I don't know.
375
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:57,722
Hoo. Hello, hello.
376
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,550
Who stole the seat?
377
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:02,814
I don't need a seat.
378
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:05,078
Here we go.
379
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,559
They took the pedals?
380
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,957
I don't--
381
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,437
Buh-bye.
382
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,442
I guess I'll ride later.
383
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,487
- Why are they being so mean
to your dad?
384
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,794
- Because Uncle Eddie
made Chief lie for him.
385
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,578
When his wives thought
he was cheating,
386
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,494
he told Felicity that he
and Eddie were at hot yoga
387
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,322
and that Eddie passed out
from dehydration.
388
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:35,456
And then he told Ulsa that he
and Eddie were skydiving,
389
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,458
and that Eddie passed out
for mental exhaustion.
390
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,329
Wait, wait, wait.
391
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:42,202
Chief is into yoga
and skydiving?
392
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:45,031
That's amazing.
393
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,815
- By the way, Terry,
your best man speech
394
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,208
was an embarrassment.
395
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,297
That Penisi joke.
So stupid.
396
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,647
- He told that dumb joke
at your wedding too?
397
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,127
Oh, yes.
398
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,606
- It's a great joke.
- I like that joke.
399
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,260
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah.
400
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:58,914
- That joke killed.
- Yeah, it was a good joke.
401
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,872
- Chief was the best man
at both of their weddings?
402
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,745
- Yeah. By the third wedding,
he really had things dialed in.
403
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,660
There's a third wedding?
404
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:08,619
- Eddie...
405
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,230
we need to talk.
406
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,710
I should have expected this.
407
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,886
Everybody, this
is my third wife Cece.
408
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,976
- Hi, Aunt Cece!
- Hey, Lucy.
409
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,586
- Have a seat. We are
just figuring out
410
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,675
- the Sal Green of it all.
- Good.
411
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,416
Because I just found out
412
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:26,289
the city is buying your house
for a million dollars.
413
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,335
You lying bastard.
414
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,868
Cece, how did you know that
415
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,739
I was getting a million dollars
from my house?
416
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,350
- My family is connected,
Eddie.
417
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:44,612
We know everything.
418
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:45,961
You might recognize Aunt Cece
419
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,050
by her maiden name--
Bulkshop.
420
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,792
- As in Bulkshop
Wholesale Store?
421
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,272
- Mm-hmm.
- Ooh, she got money.
422
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,274
- That's why Cap
doesn't like Bulkshop.
423
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,145
- Her dad tried to get him
to change his name
424
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,712
to Eddie Bulkshop.
425
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,279
But in the end,
she took his last name.
426
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,933
- Oh, Cece Penisi.
427
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,848
That's--that's pretty dope,
actually.
428
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:06,286
- By then, Dad's best man
toast was off the chain.
429
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,070
He had it down to a tight 10.
430
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,159
- Did Terry give the best
man speech for you too?
431
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,291
both: Yes.
432
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,509
Did he do that stupid joke?
433
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,902
both: Yes.
434
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,947
- "Congratulations.
Maybe one day--"
435
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:19,081
all: "Eddie will put
a little Penisi in you."
436
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,127
- I don't sound like that.
437
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,867
Shut up, Terry.
438
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:24,478
Wait, Luce, what time is it?
439
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,001
It's almost five.
440
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,829
- Ooh, Anita Worthy is about
to announce
441
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,352
who won
the one-on-one cycle contest.
442
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:30,527
Oh!
443
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,795
- So, Eddie, since you and I
were never married,
444
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,755
just write me a check for the
$1 million of alimony
445
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,540
I have paid you
over the past 15 years.
446
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,499
Or just give me the house.
447
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:46,978
That house is mine, sister.
448
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,371
Watch yourself, Stevie Nix.
449
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:49,981
- Watch yourself,
Shamrock Shake.
450
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,070
Catfight.
451
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,158
both: Shut up!
452
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,253
- Dude, you got an outfit
and a ring light?
453
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,993
- Hell yeah.
I've gotta look sweet
454
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:04,474
when I get my one-on-one ride
with Anita Worthy.
455
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,606
Oh, man.
456
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,260
Except I'm gonna be the one
457
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:10,567
who does the one-on-one ride
with Anita, sucker.
458
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,569
- Hey, Tex, are you spraying
cologne right now?
459
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,484
- Yeah, jealous much?
460
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,182
You guys
didn't think of that, did you?
461
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,184
- You know she can't smell you
through the screen.
462
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,666
Yeah, I know.
463
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,233
It's fo--it's for
atmosphere, guys.
464
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,756
- Okay, well, both of you guys
just shut up
465
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,671
because my girlfriend's
about to talk.
466
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:30,326
- Okay everyone,
drumroll, please.
467
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,894
- "Drumroll please."
Anita you're so funny.
468
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,461
- She can't hear you, Ike.
- I know.
469
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,984
Honestly, I keep forgetting.
470
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,551
- There can only be
one winner.
471
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,248
So without further ado,
472
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,163
the winner of the one-on-one
473
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,470
personal cycle is...
474
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,993
- Whatever happens, guys,
I love both of you.
475
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,168
Aw, thank you.
476
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,736
TacomaFDStation24.
477
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:53,697
- Okay!
478
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:56,613
- That's weird because
I sabotaged both of you guys.
479
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:57,875
- I know.
I did it to you guys, too.
480
00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,486
And I, you.
481
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,401
- They must have thought
that the TacomaFDStation24
482
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,054
account was one person
483
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,882
and then they added
all of our rides together.
484
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,928
- Oh yeah, that's why
it's so awesome.
485
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,844
- Congrats,
TacomaFDStation24.
486
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:12,281
- You rode for three hours.- Ooh!
487
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,327
- See you soon
for our one-on-one.
488
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:15,676
How are we gonna decide
489
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,852
who gets
the private ride with Anita?
490
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,072
- Oh, rock, paper, scissors.
- Nice.
491
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:24,772
- Is that--
- No, I'm gonna punch you.
492
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,513
Paper.
493
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:29,646
- Okay, I was only ever
legally married to Felicity
494
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,909
but there's potential bigamy
on the table
495
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,129
and some common law
marriage statutes
496
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,437
which have yet to be determined
that may be complicated
497
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:41,092
by three cases
of marital infidelity.
498
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,572
Quit stalling, Eddie,
499
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,704
you owe me
a million dollars of alimony.
500
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,140
And I want the house.
501
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,707
- I only want your hand
in marriage.
502
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,317
I don't have a million bucks.
503
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,754
- Yes, you do, your house.
- I used the alimony
504
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,887
you paid me to pay
the alimony to these two.
505
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,280
So if you make me pay you back
506
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,369
then I'm making them
pay me back.
507
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,153
Not my problem, Eddie.
508
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,330
My lawyers are already drawing
up a lawsuit as we speak.
509
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,811
It's the end of the line
for you, buddy.
510
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:04,942
Goo.
511
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:07,641
Oh, no, it's not.
512
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,210
I called my friend
at the Hall of Records.
513
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,951
Interestingly, there are
no marriage licenses filed
514
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,171
for any of your marriages.
515
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,782
Now, as you ladies may recall,
516
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:21,611
not only was I the best man
at all of your weddings,
517
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,874
but I was also
the justice of the peace.
518
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:26,921
So I officiated over
all of your weddings.
519
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,357
I forgot that.
520
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,359
- And as the officiant,
it was my duty
521
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,883
to file the marriage licenses
with the county.
522
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:35,364
Unfortunately, I had
a few too many cocktails
523
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:38,976
at my dear friend's
various wedding ceremonies,
524
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,500
and I failed to do so.
525
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:43,024
However, I checked
my file cabinet,
526
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,853
and I found these
unfiled documents
527
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:48,203
in a file marked
"things to do."
528
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,639
Okay, wait a second.
529
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:52,294
So even my first marriage
was unofficial?
530
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,078
Yes. And I'm sorry.
531
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,906
No, no, no, no, not at all.
532
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:59,083
I mean, I suppose I should
thank you for your negligence.
533
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:01,303
- Shut up, Terry.
And what does that mean?
534
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,958
- It means that Eddie
was never married.
535
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,613
And he is as much of a victim
as any of you.
536
00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,702
- Yes!
- Ugh!
537
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:09,964
This is incredible.
538
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,531
- I'm still taking him
to court.
539
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:13,315
- Then I'm taking these
two ladies to court.
540
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,577
I will be deported.
541
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,666
And I'll be broke. Okay.
542
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:19,843
That's it.
I'm casting spell on you.
543
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,367
Sweet.
544
00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:28,374
Okay, okay, okay.
545
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,724
Just--let's just--
546
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:33,509
This is all getting
very complicated, and I'm rich.
547
00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:37,121
So let's just split the sale
of the house four ways
548
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,732
and call it a day.
549
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:40,124
250,000 each, mmm?
550
00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:41,430
Boom.
551
00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,432
- But I bought the house
for 250,000.
552
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:45,129
- Great. Well, then
you'll come out even.
553
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:47,175
- Wait, who is going to
marry me
554
00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:50,918
- so I can keep my green card?
- I'll do it. You're hot.
555
00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:52,702
But I'm going to need a prenup.
556
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:54,748
- You got it.
- Too bad Sal Green died.
557
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:57,185
He gave Eddie a punch card
so his fifth divorce is free.
558
00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:58,578
- Oh, yeah.
- Fifth.
559
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:01,015
He's only been
divorced three times.
560
00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:03,583
- Eddie, did you hear
about Sal Green?
561
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,498
all: Yeah. We know.
He's dead.
562
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,282
- Hi, Aunt Olive.
- Hi, Lucy.
563
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,285
- Don't waste your time,
sweetheart. You get nothing.
564
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,243
Okay. This was fun.
565
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:14,637
- Great to see you, Cece.
- Good to see you, Eddie
566
00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:16,422
- and you.
- Oh, yeah.
567
00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:18,293
- Great to see you, Felicity.
568
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,643
- Bye.
- Bye, Felicity.
569
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:25,953
- Mm.
Look at this!
570
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,476
She left 20 bucks
on the chair.
571
00:22:31,306 --> 00:22:32,873
Bye, Olive.
572
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:35,354
- Heh. I actually think
that was my 20 bucks.
573
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,833
Ah, well, now it's hers.
574
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:39,314
- Guys, just give up.
I'm gonna win.
575
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,011
both: No way!
576
00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:42,926
Ah, ah!
577
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:46,234
- Listen, class starts
in 15 minutes, okay?
578
00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:48,410
We're all gonna be exhausted.
We gotta figure something out.
579
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,760
- Station 24, drunk man
580
00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:52,327
stuck in the shopping cart
581
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,676
- in the Tacomart parking lot.
582
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,809
28 Oak Street.
583
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:58,202
Guys, let's go!
584
00:22:58,246 --> 00:22:59,639
- Okay.
- Come on, we do it fast,
585
00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:00,814
we'll be back
before the hour's up.
586
00:23:00,857 --> 00:23:02,598
Bingo. Bango. Bongo.
587
00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,210
Ohh!
588
00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:19,485
TacomaFDStation24?
589
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:21,574
- Uh, yeah.
- I'm Anita Worthy.
590
00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:24,054
- You won the contest.- Uh--
591
00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:26,100
- You didn't know?- No.
592
00:23:26,143 --> 00:23:28,319
But I was probably out
rescuing somebody.
593
00:23:28,363 --> 00:23:30,409
I like your mustache.
594
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,236
What a coincidence.
595
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,064
- It likes you too.
596
00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:37,938
Oh, my God.
What is your name?
597
00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:39,418
I'm Eddie Penisi.
598
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,290
Mm. Anita Worthy Penisi.
599
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:43,596
Has a nice ring to it.
600
00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:45,728
- So we're getting
married then?
601
00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:47,426
I guess so.
602
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:50,559
- I don't suppose you live
near Washington, do you?
603
00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:53,997
- Does Seattle count?- Really? Okay.
604
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:56,435
- Hey, I am not going
through this again.
605
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:58,001
- What?
- Number five.
606
00:23:58,045 --> 00:23:59,350
- Now technically,
it's the first.
607
00:23:59,394 --> 00:24:01,091
- Oh, come on, Terry.
608
00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:02,310
No more!
609
00:24:02,353 --> 00:24:03,703
You get to do the joke again.
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