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♪♪
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-Can't blame this one on the
wind-chill factor, Hammersmith.
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I'm calling this in.
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♪♪
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-[ Sniffs ]
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Chick-O-Stick.
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No me digas.
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-We got another Jamal Sanchez.
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Looks like Dino's playing a game
of, uh, cat-and-mouse.
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-Only question is,
are we the gato,
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or are we the...
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uh...
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Shit. I'm sorry.
Can we cut?
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I just --
I can see this guy's sweating.
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-I'm sorry.
Is it me?
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-No. No, no, no, no, no.
No, you're fine, man.
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You guys are great.
You guys are --
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I'm vibing off everything
you guys are giving me.
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-Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
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-No. It's makeup's fault,
you know?
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It's wardrobe.
It's scheduling.
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It's fucking locations.
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It's fucking this fucking guy.
Would you mind?!
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-It's a single on you, Pat.
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They can't see the sweat.
-Okay.
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-Your brains look awesome,
by the way.
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-But I can see it.
-Really?
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I thought they were
a little more ooze-tastic
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in the first take.
-My character can see it.
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-Your character.
Yeah.
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-And Detective Hammersmith
cannot solve crime in a world
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that does not depend on logic!
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-Cut! Cut!
-Great, it's fuckin' me again.
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Okay.
-Fucking guy.
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-Okay, so, my girl Bren-Bren
up here shooting.
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-Right, right, right.
-I'mma just run in real quick
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and say hey.
-Nah, it's fine.
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Let's definitely take time
away from duty
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so you can visit
your celebrity friend at work.
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[British accent] You know, just
pop on over for a chat, innit?
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Have some tea
and stromp-- crompets.
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-Stop.
-Strumpets?
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-Look. They got free food.
-[ Normal voice ] Oh, yeah?
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-Good-ass food.
-Yeah?
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-Yeah.
You ever tried hamantaschen?
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-Never even heard
of hamantaschen.
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-Exactly. Yes.
-Sounds good.
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Hey, 10 minutes, right?
-Yeah, yeah.
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-Hey. So, I'm not doing
another interview,
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so you might
as well just hang up.
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Hang up. Mm-hmm.
-Sides.
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-You fired, skank!
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-What?
-I'm just playin'.
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She always cryin',
but I always just be playin'.
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-Mm-hmm.
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-Oh, wait, is that that new
Off-White?
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-Um, I don't know.
Probably.
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-Do you mind if I just take --
Okay.
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-Yeah, there's a bunch
of stuff over there.
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Help yourself.
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-Yo. Yes.
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This is that Virgil.
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Damn, Brenda, you living living.
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No, no, no.
Fuck living.
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You out here thriving.
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-Uh-huh.
Hey, Amy.
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Can you go make her
some of that caramelized bacon?
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And sprinkle some of that
protein powder on that for her.
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For the glutes.
Yeah.
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Actually, everybody,
can we have the room, please?
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Thank you!
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-Okay.
-Yeah.
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-Except Rukey.
You can stay.
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-Stunt bae.
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Are my dogs good?
Is there a problem?
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-Oh, no, no, no.
I'm sorry.
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I was just, nah --
I'm here for you.
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And your dogs.
They're good.
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-Great. Great.
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So, after you get them...
-Mm-hmm?
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-...um, can you stop by my place
and screw in my new shower head?
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Um, but can you first go buy me
a new shower head?
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'Cause I'm not gonna do it.
-Of course.
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-Yeah. Thank you.
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[ Knock on door ]
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-Hey, girl, it's Olivia again.
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-They always send her
to deal with me.
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They're smart.
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She was actually too old
to even get this job.
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But they needed somebody
I wouldn't cuss out.
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So they hired a Black lady.
Assholes.
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[ Knock on door ]
-You gon' get that?
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-Hey.
I got an idea.
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-What?
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-Hey, Rukey, can you put
your earbuds in, please?
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Thank you.
-Is she -- she really doing it?
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That's crazy.
-Yeah. She cool.
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You good? Okay.
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Um, let's ditch set.
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I'm trying to be out
in the world today.
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-Why?
Why would you want to leave?
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Everything is so much better
and richer in here.
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-Oh!
-Moshi moshi!
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-Japanese toilet?
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Now, if a man used one of those,
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yeah, I could see
eating his booty hole.
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-Girl, I feel like the walls
are closing in on me today
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and I'm going
a little stir crazy.
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And I'm suffocating, okay?
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Can't you ditch work
for a few hours?
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Like, we never get to hang out.
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I know you want to.
We gonna go have a good time.
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We gon' kick it.
We gon' hang out.
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Who you textin'?
-My partner.
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"Gotta bounce.
My eye is loose."
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Alright, bitch.
Let's mount up.
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-Yeah!
Hey.
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You can take 'em out.
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So, you probably think that
I'm really spoiled, right?
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But I worked my ass off to get
to where I am, and I need this.
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I need a break.
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And plus?
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It's been like a whole week
since I pushed any boundaries.
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Okay, cute bob.
I see you.
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Girl, you can borrow
my wigs any day.
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You look good.
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-Thank you!
Let's get it.
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Operation: Bad Bitches
Take the Streets.
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-They won't even know we gone.
-Ha!
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♪♪
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[ Engine starts ]
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-♪ I was born
on the South Side ♪
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♪ I was raised
on the South Side ♪
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♪ Everybody stick together
like we in a line ♪
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♪ 'Cause it ain't no side
like the South Side ♪
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♪ On the South Side ♪
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♪ South Side! ♪
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-What is that, Devo?
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-No, I think it's Art Of Noise.
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-It was Yello.
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-Ohh, yeah!
-Ohh, yeah!
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-You know,
I started as an extra.
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I got nothin' but respect
for you guys.
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-Really?
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-You guys doin'
all the Chicago shows?
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You doin' "EMT"?
You doin' "Urgent Care"?
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You doin' "Irish and Angry"?
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-I gotta be honest
with you, Pat.
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We don't know
any of those shows.
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-Yeah, we work shitty day jobs,
but we got big dreams.
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-Plus, the acting industry
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is the only one
that can't be automated.
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So we're doin' a little bit
of recon.
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-Whoa, buddy.
You have no idea.
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Computers nowadays, man?
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No, next season,
I could be replaced by some dude
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in a black Lycra suit
covered in Ping-Pong balls.
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I've seen it.
-Are we gonna shoot soon?
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I don't wanna fall out
of character.
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-Oh, I have no idea.
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We're still on a "Brenda Break."
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After she locks
that trailer door,
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it could be anywhere
from 10 minutes to 2 hours.
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So I-I'd say smoke 'em
if you got 'em, you know?
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-He said smoke 'em.
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Hey, you think he's cool?
-He -- He seems like it.
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-I hope we do this soon.
-You know, you're good, man.
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You know, I think you know
this character.
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It's like it's --
It's like it's in you.
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-It's not just that.
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My novel is being read
at a book club today.
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-You're an actor and a writer?
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Ooh, we got ourselves a regular
Eric Bogosian, here.
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-Love that guy.
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He played Travis Dane
in "Under Siege 2."
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-I just read the book.
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-You guys are "Siege" heads?
-Yeah.
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-Yeah.
-Oh, that's fuckin' it.
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Okay, you know what your friend
Pat's gonna do.
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Pat's gonna make book club
happen here.
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-For real?
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-Awesome.
-Fozzie?
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-That's love.
-Yeah.
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I have one right here.
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-♪ On the beat ♪
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♪ I'm lovin' it ♪
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♪♪
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-I feel like I just
don't really, like, look up.
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Oh, my God, that's so cute!
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♪♪
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-Hey, man.
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Hey, do you guys have any
Parmesan cheese back there?
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I'll take the -- the big flake
version if you have it.
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It's kind of more classic.
Oh!
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Ooh, hey, hey, let me get
some of that Reynolds Wrap.
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Yeah, that's right --
One sec. One sec.
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-Put that slice down.
Where is your partner?
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I know they're together.
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They gon' fire me
if I don't find her.
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Put the slice down!
-Oh, sorry.
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Uh, hi? Alessandro Goodnight.
Can I help you?
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-Olivia. I'm a P.A.
-You're a P.A.?
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-Yeah.
-Oh.
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I thought P.A.s were usually
kind of on the --
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you know, fresh out of college,
kind of a younger-y kind of --
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I mean, you seem like
you've lived. That's all.
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-Okay, well, I'm a late bloomer.
Get off my dick!
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-Oh, sorry.
Getting off your dick.
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And I'm off of it.
Can I help you?
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-Where's your
motherfucking partner?
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-Right, yeah.
Let me -- Just one second here.
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Let's see what
we got going here.
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I'mma check the old Samsung
Galaxy 8, see if she's, uh...
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Oh, you know what?
She texted me.
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We got our first clue.
Let's see what it says.
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Uh, "Had to bounce.
My eye is loose."
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Wow.
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She has no respect
for my intelligence.
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Like, none. You know, every time
I think to myself,
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"Can I still be offended
by that...monster?"
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She's a -- She's a monster.
-So's Brenda.
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Everybody on the show
is her personal assistant.
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Man.
I think they ditched set.
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-Yup, yup, just Googled it.
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Loose eyeball.
Zero entries.
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Okay, you know what?
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Let's find them.
Can you leave?
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-Yeah, but can you drive?
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-Yeah, I got my driver's
license when I was like 15.
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Come on.
-Okay, cool.
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Look, I know about five places
she could go.
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-Let's go.
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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-Beulah?
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Beulah?
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Somebody named Beulah order
a sock full of fries?
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I know.
It ain't right.
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They don't fill 'em up
like they used to.
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Used to be you could get fries
all the way down into the toes.
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Mm.
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-See you later, girl.
-Turner!
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Sergeant Turner!
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You out here serving the people,
girl?!
244
00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:20,685
-Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
Shh!
245
00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:23,771
-Hey, Turner!
-Hey.
246
00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,815
Oh, uh, Keisha,
this my girl, Brenda.
247
00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,108
-What up, Keisha?
248
00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:30,236
-You Brenda Cole?!
249
00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:31,279
"Chicago Shields"!
250
00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,697
Hey, Nene!
Hey, Nene!
251
00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,323
-Keisha, shut the fuck up.
-Okay. Never mind, Nene.
252
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,826
-No. No, thank you, Nene.
Damn, Keisha.
253
00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:37,827
-Hey.
-Hey.
254
00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,162
-Hi.
My name is Keisha.
255
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,872
Keisha Cole.
256
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,874
I'm just kiddin'.
-Calm down, Thirsty.
257
00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,543
-I understand. You right.
My bad.
258
00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,003
-Thank you.
259
00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,505
-What y'all doing up here?
-Oh, um, well, you know...
260
00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:50,840
-Chillin'.
261
00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,216
-...me and Brenda,
we just taking the day off.
262
00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,676
Doing hoodrat things
with our friends.
263
00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,094
Gang gang.
-Gang gang.
264
00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:56,679
-Dang.
I am so jealous.
265
00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:59,265
-Keisha, we're gettin'
backed up on Sox fries.
266
00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:05,021
-And, um --
And that's why we, um --
267
00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,732
-She and I --
-That's why we came here,
268
00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:10,526
to tell you -- you,
269
00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:12,069
Big Momma died, girl.
270
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,362
It was so sudden.
271
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,697
So, unfortunately,
you gotta come with us
272
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,449
right now to identify this body.
273
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,117
-They had shot her up real bad.
274
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,493
-Real bad. Arms.
275
00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:23,164
-Swiss cheese.
-Man, this city is savage.
276
00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:26,042
If it's a choice between grief
and nothingness,
277
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,293
then I choose grief.
-Mm.
278
00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,003
-Mm.
-You're a beautiful man, boss.
279
00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:31,380
Thank you for your warmth
and compassion.
280
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,345
-K-Keisha?
281
00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:38,637
Y'all got it?
-Yeah, we got it.
282
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,181
We gon' take care of her, okay?
283
00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:42,558
We gon' take care of her.
-Oh, Brenda, you so pretty.
284
00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:45,686
-Fuck it up, fuck it up,
fuck it up.
285
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,397
-So, that's how
that family does it?
286
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,524
Respect. Next!
287
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,570
-Thank y'all for coming
to book club.
288
00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:59,325
Today's book -- "Web of Stars,
Saga One, Quantum Tunnel."
289
00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:02,078
A story about Shaheer,
a lonely space miner
290
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,788
stuck on a dead-end rock
291
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:06,248
with dreams of being
a hero one day.
292
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,087
-Thank you, Bluto.
293
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:14,298
This is from Chapter 2,
"The Quickening."
294
00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,133
"You've got to shut down
those vents!"
295
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,803
Karin shouted from
her vox implants.
296
00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,889
Shaheer stared at the
neophosphorescent plasma
297
00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:24,016
leaking all over the concourse.
298
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,476
And then he froze.
299
00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:29,230
Froze like a goddamn megalovore
in a hydro-glacier.
300
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,273
But then he got unfrozen.
301
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,608
He got to work.
302
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,444
-Bars!
303
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,947
-Hearing your voice do it
brought the whole thing to life.
304
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,282
I could actually see
the space leeches.
305
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,327
I could feel them
sucking on my back.
306
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,537
Their tendrils tickle.
307
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:45,996
-Let me just go ahead
and dive in.
308
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,748
I didn't like Shaheer's
"sub-human"
309
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,291
identical doppelganger.
310
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,460
I mean, he's evil, he's ugly,
his girlfriend
311
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,462
is deeply unhappy
with his penis.
312
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,340
Every fight he gets in to,
he gets the "green shit"
313
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,842
beat out of him.
314
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,385
A good villain is supposed to be
the hero of his own story,
315
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:01,637
but this guy is
a disappointment to himself.
316
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:05,558
I mean, his catchphrase is,
"Why am I so wack?"
317
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,017
-Yeah.
It's like -- It's like the book
318
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,978
was really trying
for something cool,
319
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,646
and I-I was rooting for it.
320
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:12,982
I was rooting for it to get
there, to get there, like...
321
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,651
It just -- It just never
got there for me.
322
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,404
-It's okay.
This is my first major novel,
323
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,698
and I'm open
to constructive criticism.
324
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,992
Steel sharpens steel.
-This is my third read.
325
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,827
I'm -- I'm still seeing
new colors.
326
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,620
Like, I didn't realize
till just now
327
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,873
that it's the Dyson Sphere
on Blake's World
328
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,916
that's powering
the tremor grenades.
329
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,210
-Dude!
-Dude, those tremor grenades?
330
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,587
So good.
331
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:35,838
-Hey, babies, you look amazing.
332
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,298
Get on in there, okay?
333
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:40,134
-That's cute, though.
334
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:41,469
-Hi.
335
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,220
We'd like a table
for three, please.
336
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,597
-Oh, we're a members-only club.
337
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,848
-Oh, you must not know
who this is.
338
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,183
-He must not.
He must not.
339
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,225
-At all.
-Mnh-mnh.
340
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,644
-Mnh-mnh.
-'Cause this is Sia.
341
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,022
-Ha!
-Mm-hmm. Yep.
342
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,816
-Um, so, no disrespect,
Miss Sox Sausages,
343
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,693
but I'm afraid it is not.
344
00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:00,154
-Who is your manager?
-Well, Lisa is on break.
345
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,364
I can help you.
But I don't have to help you
346
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,158
because that is
obviously not Sia.
347
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,242
-What?
-This ain't Sia?
348
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,577
-No.
-Who is it then?
349
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,537
-Well, Sia is Caucasian,
first of all.
350
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,623
-Mm. They still spreading
those white lies?
351
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,166
-White lies.
-You know what?
352
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:15,711
-Here you go, ma'am.
-I can't -- I can't see that.
353
00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:17,046
-What?!
-Oh, hey, Tiffany.
354
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,380
New hair, don't care.
Yes, gawd.
355
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,840
-Bring it down.
Listen.
356
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,217
You just one of them people
that believe
357
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,551
anything you see
on the Internet, huh?
358
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,719
-Absolutely, yes.
359
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,513
-Well, it's all part
of our ruse, sir.
360
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,889
-Mm-hmm.
361
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,183
-It took us six years to find
the most perfect, basic,
362
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,768
average-looking white lady.
363
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,937
Her real name's actually Sarah,
and she's a nice chick,
364
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,397
but Sia is not white, okay?
-Mnh-mnh.
365
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,982
-Do you listen to her music?
366
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,109
That is the voice of a powerful
367
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,737
and strong, soulful
Black woman.
368
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,155
[ Telephone rings ]
-I need a sec. Thank you. [ Telephone rings ]
369
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,448
-Take two, take two.
370
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,950
-Sosi House.
How can I help you?
371
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,535
-Hello.
This is Russell.
372
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,245
I need to speak
to Lisa immediately.
373
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,121
It's urgent.
-Oh, well, Lisa's on break.
374
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,665
I can help you, though.
-You don't get it.
375
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:55,543
Fuck! Okay?
Just listen.
376
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:58,504
I am the assistant
to Kate Furler.
377
00:13:58,587 --> 00:13:59,880
You may know her
by her stage name.
378
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,298
It's Sia.
She's on her way
379
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,759
to you right now,
and she's very temperamental.
380
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,010
-Okay, well, in that case,
381
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,595
we'll be happy
to accommodate her.
382
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,098
Um, just so that I can
locate her immediately,
383
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,100
could please you
describe her for me?
384
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:14,853
-Sure, but keep it on the low,
but she Black.
385
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,772
Light-skinned
but definitely Black.
386
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:19,942
Blonde bob, see-through
booty-out jumpsuit.
387
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,777
-Uh, thank you so much,
Russell.
388
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,949
-This here is one
of Brenda's spots.
389
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,200
-Yeah?
-Sia!
390
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,577
I am so sorry for the mix-up.
-Are you?
391
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,245
-We're gonna give you
our best table.
392
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,163
Uh, Marcus?
-Marcus? Unh-unh.
393
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,456
-Uh, what name would you
like him to have?
394
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,874
-Matthew.
395
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,459
-Marcus, your name is Matthew
now. Get them a table.
396
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,627
-Yeah.
-I'm so sorry.
397
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,254
-And we order
two sets of wings.
398
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,548
-Absolutely, yes.
-Lemon pepper side.
399
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,091
-"Cheap Thrills"
was my shit, girl!
400
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,884
-Thank God I paid the meter
just in time, I think!
401
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,886
$12 for 8 minutes?
-Shit.
402
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,138
-This is one of Brenda's spots.
403
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,307
-Great.
-Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.
404
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,309
It's members only,
and I'm not a member.
405
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,478
-I'm a cop.
I'm a member of everything.
406
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,481
Hey, hey!
407
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,442
Uh, I need to get in here
right now.
408
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,736
-Okay, do you have a --
a warrant?
409
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:06,238
-Ha, warrant.
That's funny.
410
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,489
Good band.
411
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,657
"Cherry Pie," right?
412
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,409
No, I don't have that, uh,
413
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,870
but there are two women in here
who are fugitives from the law.
414
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,039
So go ahead and let me in so
I can get that going, and --
415
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,707
and everybody can be safer.
416
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:19,043
Safer at the Sosi House.
417
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,974
-Burgers?
418
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,395
-Thank you, no, I'm straight.
419
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,230
-I meant, are you in here
for the burgers?
420
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,609
They have the
Au Cheval burger here.
421
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:46,528
-Why are you here?
-Burgers.
422
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,198
You'd think they'd let me in.
I am an alderman.
423
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:52,785
But I guess that titles
don't matter here at Sosi House!
424
00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,793
-Listen, I am so sick of you
"Chicago Shields" extras
425
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,336
sliding your greasy,
no-count asses in here
426
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,463
pretending like you're CPD,
okay?
427
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:05,881
-You consider me greasy?
-Yes, a little bit.
428
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,132
-I just walked up
a lot of stairs, sir, okay?
429
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,342
-Okay, I understand that.
430
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,551
I didn't design
the building, sir.
431
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,761
-I didn't love that word.
432
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:11,845
And I don't think
an African-American,
433
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,389
which I assume you are --
434
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,890
or you could be Cuban,
perhaps Dominican, from Panama.
435
00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:16,558
-I'm African-American.
-African-American?
436
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,976
-Yes.
-People from the South?
437
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,186
-Yes.
-Guess what.
438
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,646
My people are also
from the South.
439
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:23,399
-I guess they don't care
about brothers
440
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,900
being on the wall, either.
441
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,903
Sad there ain't no brothers
on the wall.
442
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:31,365
-I don't get it.
443
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:34,326
-Uh, "Do The Right Thing"?
444
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,329
-I'm sorry.
Is that a TV show?
445
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,082
-No, it's -- it's a movie.
446
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:43,043
-Who directed it?
447
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:46,255
-Spike Lee.
-Oh.
448
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,090
Yeah, uh, I thought...
449
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,591
I like Spike Lee.
450
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,802
I'm more of a "Clockers" guy.
451
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:52,928
-This is a very
important situation.
452
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,388
What about -- Uh-oh.
-No.
453
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:57,015
-What if I did this?
-Sir, no. No.
454
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,350
Sir, sir, please, sir.
-What about this right here?
455
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,018
All of a sudden,
I can just move this way.
456
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,270
-I can't handle this today.
-I can't handle it, either.
457
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,646
I -- Jessica!
That's my friend.
458
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,232
Jessie, yo!
Can I be your plus, uh, one?
459
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:06,483
Girl, you crazy.
She so crazy.
460
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,984
-Please stop harassing
our guests.
461
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,069
-She has a hearing thing, okay?
Are you happy?
462
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,990
-Brenda just posted a pic on IG
with the caption
463
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,075
"Super sick,
just resting up in my trailer."
464
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,954
And now the hashtag
savebrenda is trending.
465
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,204
-Ohh!
-Aw!
466
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,332
-That woman is not sick.
-Oh.
467
00:17:22,415 --> 00:17:25,461
-But you just liked the photo.
468
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,627
-Well, the last time
I didn't like a photo,
469
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,963
I lost an entire
page of dialogue.
470
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,548
And then she said --
she said some shit
471
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:30,966
about, like, how I was acting
472
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:33,510
"too tall and like being
imperious over her,"
473
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,471
and now I'm in a wheelchair
for the next three episodes.
474
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,015
-That's crazy.
You know what else is crazy?
475
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,641
How good K's book is.
476
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,561
-Okay, this is something that's
not necessarily in the book,
477
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,897
but as I was reading it,
I was wondering, like,
478
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,315
is Shaheer blind?
479
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,775
'Cause there were some parts
where I was reading
480
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,651
and I'm like like,
"Oh, he can't see."
481
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,695
-Shit, I wish I was
blind reading this book.
482
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,322
-Fuck you, Jay-Mal!
-Hey, hey, hey.
483
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,115
-Face it.
We're dancing around the truth.
484
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,326
The book fucking sucks.
485
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,911
-This is literature.
486
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:01,163
And I still can't get over
those tremor grenades.
487
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,332
They are fantastic.
Am I right?
488
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,875
-They're pretty cool.
489
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,753
-You sure are harping a lot
on those tremor grenades.
490
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,254
What else did you like, Simon?
491
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,548
-Well, I'm glad
you asked that question.
492
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,343
I...
-Did you even read the book?
493
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,678
-Yeah.
Yeah, I read it.
494
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,806
I meant to read it, you know?
495
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,016
Here, fuck it.
496
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:23,894
I owe you one.
I owe you one full book read.
497
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:25,687
We good?
498
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,189
-Ooh, shit,
they finna break up.
499
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,774
-Don't ever touch me.
500
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:31,026
-They finna break up.
501
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,820
-We good?
502
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,579
-Tandem bike riding
never really works out.
503
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,206
-Why?
-It broke my grandparents up.
504
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,000
They divorced, like,
mid-tandem, like...
505
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,044
-Wow.
-Oh, shit, that's crazy.
506
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,546
-That's --
That's wild as hell, man.
507
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,922
-I know.
My family's wild.
508
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,382
-Is that motherfuckin' Stacy?
509
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,800
Who she with?
510
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,552
Stacy!
511
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,563
Bitch, why we ducking?
512
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,356
-That's my C.O.
-What the --
513
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,191
-My boss.
I'm supposed to be working.
514
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,235
-Bitch, why we ducking?
515
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,903
-You think they saw us?
516
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,238
-I don't think so.
517
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,241
Um, I forgot to mention
this at breakfast.
518
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,828
I think I need help
with my August rent, too.
519
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,288
-That's what I'm here for.
520
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:27,416
-And September and October.
And, like, all next year.
521
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,919
Actually, yeah, all next year.
-God, that's hot.
522
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,338
-Maybe I've been going
at this wrong the whole time.
523
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,424
You know, I'm --
I'm too uptight.
524
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,093
I should have a more
of a devil-may-care attitude
525
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:40,095
like Brenda.
You know, just get lost.
526
00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:42,598
And dive right into
that stranger's biz.
527
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,391
-Meanwhile...
528
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,685
-"Save Brenda"?
529
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:47,936
-Yeah.
-That bitch ain't sick!
530
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,771
-Let me tell you something,
Liv.
531
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,942
Brenda thinks you're a stupid,
stupid bitch.
532
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,444
-Yes, she does.
-Yes, she does.
533
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,613
Come on, man.
We can't give up right now.
534
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,281
Ain't no reason in hell
we should still be here pounding
535
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,408
the pavement and working
while they out there having fun.
536
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:03,452
That shit ain't fair.
537
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:09,833
♪♪
538
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,127
-♪ I can't sleep at night ♪
539
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,297
♪ 'Cause they won't see me ♪
540
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,633
♪ Running from the daylight ♪
541
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,301
♪ To where she keeps me ♪
542
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:23,013
♪ And when the sun rises ♪
543
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:26,516
♪ She watches over me ♪
544
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:36,860
♪♪
545
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,737
♪ Waiting for the daylight ♪
546
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,907
♪ 'Cause then she'll keep me ♪
547
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:44,660
♪ In the safety of her arms ♪
548
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,912
♪ She never leaves me ♪
549
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:50,165
♪ And when the sun rises ♪
550
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,084
♪ She watches over me ♪
551
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,795
-♪ He tells me all his secrets ♪
552
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,005
♪ He thinks nobody knows ♪
553
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:01,093
♪ We lay together in daylight ♪
554
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,720
♪ I love him so ♪
555
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,515
♪ And when the sun rises ♪
556
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,350
♪ He watches over me ♪
557
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,435
-♪ I'm Keisha, I'm Keisha ♪
558
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,521
♪ It's really,
really nice to meet ya ♪
559
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,439
♪ I'm 5'6", got a 5-6 shoes ♪
560
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,692
♪ When it comes to baby daddies,
I like to choose ♪
561
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,194
♪ My home girl,
she's muy linda ♪
562
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,279
♪ I'mma pass the mic
to Brenda! ♪
563
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,698
-Okay.
B-Brenda.
564
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,158
That's my name.
Hey, hey.
565
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,160
♪ My name is Brenda,
I'm filthy rich ♪
566
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,038
♪ I don't want no kids
'cause I'm that...bitch ♪
567
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,415
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
568
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:32,749
-But don't say that word,
don't say that word.
569
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,042
Okay, I'm gonna pass it
to Turner.
570
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,502
Don't say that word.
571
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:37,421
-Okay, okay, okay.
572
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:39,631
♪ My name is Turner,
and I keep a burner ♪
573
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,883
♪ Gotta keep it on me
'cause I'm a top earner ♪
574
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,052
♪ And now I'm rappin',
I'm never cappin' ♪
575
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,846
♪ I'm knee slappin' ♪
576
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:48,223
♪ And if I test you, then I will
best you and then arrest you ♪
577
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,307
♪ No, that's not true ♪
578
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,352
-Ohh!
-Ohh!
579
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,729
-They're not respecting...
580
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,897
-You sure had enough time
to need enough big-ass...
581
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,691
-You got a lot of free time
on your hands.
582
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:59,443
-Nobody got time for that!
-There's a lot of shit
583
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,028
I haven't read
that I still love.
584
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,196
Like "Under Siege 2."
-You haven't even read that?
585
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,074
If Steven Seagal was here, he
would karate-chop you so slow.
586
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,784
-Enter!
587
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:16,209
Sushi two days in a row, huh?
588
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,336
No, that's great.
Leave it.
589
00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:27,220
[ Sighs ]
590
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:30,223
-Okay, if I may.
591
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:31,683
It's a great first effort.
592
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,435
I enjoyed it.
-Thank you.
593
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,730
-But there are few
small logical inconsistencies.
594
00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:39,274
-Yeah? Name one.
595
00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:41,109
I mean, name one
if you got time.
596
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:44,154
-Okay. The single-person
aircraft that Shaheer pilots
597
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:46,406
in the climatic battle
at Vaharanda.
598
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,784
Your character has his dominant
arm chewed off
599
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:51,953
by the space leeches,
he hadn't slept in 32 hours
600
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,498
and was high as a mug
on OG space kush.
601
00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:57,834
There's no way he could maneuver
an asteroid field in battle.
602
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,504
-Well, then I'm fucked
'cause if you don't buy that,
603
00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:03,006
then you don't buy
the whole second half.
604
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,341
-I don't buy any of it.
605
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,134
Give up, K.
Let this dream go.
606
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,054
-Never that, biscuits!
-Like you care.
607
00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:11,223
-Yo, I care.
-I believe you.
608
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:14,684
-"And those three planets
were never even there."
609
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,730
-Hmm.
610
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,108
-Okay, here's my take.
611
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:25,320
K, this is a great book...
because of its flaws.
612
00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:27,405
Every great work of literary
fiction has got something,
613
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:30,242
has got some component
that doesn't really make sense.
614
00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:33,912
Like, for example, uh,
"Ferris Bueller's Day Off" --
615
00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:35,413
greatest movie ever made.
616
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,040
-Clearly you haven't seen
"Spy Kids."
617
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:38,208
-Shut up, Jay-Mal.
618
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:39,751
-When Ferris goes
to pick up Sloane,
619
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,379
he's standing there
in a trench coat and a hat,
620
00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:44,131
and Rooney
doesn't recognize him.
621
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,508
-Hmm.
-Rooney, who is obsessed
622
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:49,094
with Ferris,
does not recognize him.
623
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:51,096
It's a massive plot hole.
624
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:56,518
But without Ferris pretending
to be Sloane's father,
625
00:23:56,601 --> 00:24:01,356
without that flawed scene,
you don't get the Ferrari.
626
00:24:01,439 --> 00:24:04,651
And without the Ferrari,
you don't get that --
627
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,486
that great last scene.
628
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:13,368
-Damn!
That is so true. Whew!
629
00:24:13,451 --> 00:24:15,078
-Have you seen
"Ferris Bueller's Day Off"?
630
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,329
-Uhh...
631
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,874
-She has a nice place.
-Yeah. It's nice.
632
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,417
-Really nice.
633
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,878
[ Doorbell rings ]
Wow, it's open.
634
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:24,546
-Some security.
635
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,548
[ Doorbell rings ]
636
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:27,841
-Hello?
-Oh.
637
00:24:27,924 --> 00:24:30,719
Hey, Brenda!
Can you open this door?
638
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,888
-Uh, I can't come to the door
right now.
639
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:36,016
I'm not in my trailer,
in case you were wondering.
640
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:39,519
I'm upstairs in my bed,
super sick.
641
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:40,896
Thank you for your concern,
642
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:42,898
and hopefully I can make it
to work tomorrow.
643
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,900
-What are you doing?
Um, okay.
644
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:47,277
-Brenda?
645
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,154
Brenda, you stupid slut!
646
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:50,572
Yeah, no, she ain't here.
-Oh.
647
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,115
You have her door code?
-Yeah.
648
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,950
Half the people on set
have her door code.
649
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:55,368
-That's not really safe.
-Half the people
650
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:56,786
on the Chicago Bears
have her door code.
651
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,830
The bottom half,
if know what I mean.
652
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,582
-Oh, like the worst 26 players?
653
00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,585
-Uh, yeah. Sure.
-Okay.
654
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:07,088
Hey, uh, that pineapple
is not really sitting right.
655
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,840
You know where I could just, uh,
go drop off the Browns
656
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,842
at the Super Bowl?
-Oh, uh, yeah.
657
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,594
Why don't you, uh,
use the master bath?
658
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,095
It's gorgeous.
-Are you sure?
659
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,597
Is it, like, nice up there?
'Cause the thing is,
660
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,224
I got to take the vest off,
the pants off.
661
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:18,892
The -- The -- The tactical boots
gotta come off.
662
00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:20,477
I got the socks on.
663
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,103
The socks actually have grip
on 'em, so that kinda helps me
664
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,605
when I wanna, like, you know,
get some traction.
665
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:25,649
-Well, the bitch
is at my house.
666
00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:28,193
Guess we gotta head back soon.
667
00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:31,404
Hey, can we do one more thing?
668
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:34,115
-Like what?
I mean, I'm in.
669
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,784
Just tell us.
670
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:39,621
-Turner, I wanna
arrest somebody.
671
00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:41,581
-What? Why?
672
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,458
-'Cause I pretend
to be a cop every day.
673
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:45,627
I want to know what the shit
actually feels like.
674
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:46,836
-It's terrible.
675
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,964
Ugh, girl,
it's a lot of paperwork.
676
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,132
Nobody likes you.
I don't even like my job, okay?
677
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,801
This is supposed to be
my day off, too.
678
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,136
Shoot.
-Ooh!
679
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,931
I know somebody breaking
the law right now.
680
00:25:58,014 --> 00:25:59,891
-There you go, sweetie.
681
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,977
There you go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
682
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,922
Brenda?
683
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:32,841
-Cole.
684
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:34,884
-[ Grunts ]
-Hey, there's doughnuts!
685
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,303
Oh, hi.
-[ Gasps ]
686
00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:38,930
[ Grunting ]
687
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:42,350
-Did you...
688
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,810
-He's with me.
689
00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:45,729
-♪ Yuh, left hand whip,
right hand whip ♪
690
00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,522
♪ Left hand whip,
right hand whip ♪
691
00:26:47,605 --> 00:26:48,857
♪ Left hand whip, right hand ♪
692
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:52,694
-You know you up
on the curb, right?
693
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:53,903
-Boom boom, baby.
694
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,530
-Oh, shit!
695
00:26:55,613 --> 00:26:57,449
She's doing the catchphrase!
696
00:26:57,532 --> 00:26:58,700
-Brenda Cole!
697
00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,493
-Dang, why are you so loud?
Stop!
698
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,038
-I'm getting arrested
by Brenda Cole!
699
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:04,789
-Ma'am, ma'am,
I'm arresting you today
700
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,750
because you pretending
to be a travel nurse
701
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,835
when we all know
you the Cat Burglar of Beverly.
702
00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,462
-Yeah.
-Why you even wearing that?
703
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:12,005
-Oh, my God!
-Hey, why are you so loud?
704
00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:14,132
-I'm getting arrested by a star!
705
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:17,052
Niggas, we don' made it!
-Hey. Hey!
706
00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:19,179
Hey, okay, I'mma let you go
with a warning, okay?
707
00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:20,388
-You sure you wanna do that?
708
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,890
-I don't, but you --
you so loud.
709
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,850
-Can we take a selfie?
-Oh, my God. Get out of --
710
00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:26,853
-I want to take a selfie or s--
-No, no. Go. Ugh.
711
00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:28,897
-I been arrested
by Brenda Cole!
712
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:32,233
Man, I'm telling you, cat
burgling done finally paid off!
713
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:35,070
-Wasn't as fun as you thought
it was gonna be, huh?
714
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:43,161
-Am I fake?
715
00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:46,831
-Well, I just met you, but, no.
716
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:47,999
-Well, my brother
called me fake
717
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,793
when we was arguing yesterday.
718
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:51,294
Talking 'bout I've changed
or something.
719
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:54,089
I don't know.
-You probably did change.
720
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:55,965
You was a little poor girl
from East Side Detroit,
721
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:58,510
and now you rich.
But ain't that the point?
722
00:27:58,593 --> 00:28:01,012
Ain't nobody working this hard
to stay the same.
723
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:03,640
Besides, you gonna let somebody
tell you who the fuck you are?
724
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:04,933
'Cause I thought
you was that bitch.
725
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:06,101
-That bitch.
-Is you that bitch?
726
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:07,435
-That bitch!
-Is you that bitch?
727
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,853
-That bitch!
-I'm that bitch.
728
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,147
I'm that bitch.
-Brenda Cole is that bitch!
729
00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,440
-He's just trying
to tear me down.
730
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:14,317
'Cause I can afford shit.
-Mm-hmm.
731
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:15,652
-I don't even need
any of this shit.
732
00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:18,071
-Nope.
-I don't give a fuck about it.
733
00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:19,239
-Nope.
-Fuck it up!
734
00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:20,323
-Not these parties.
-Fuck, no.
735
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,325
-Not this free shit.
-Well...
736
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:24,828
-People kissin' my ass
all day long.
737
00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:27,080
Can I get some
real people around me?
738
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:29,290
-Fuck them blood-sucking
ass hoes.
739
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:30,959
-The fender, all that shit.
740
00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:33,795
Kick all that, okay.
Alright, now.
741
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:36,756
-I got family coming at me
all day for no reason at all.
742
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,801
And this car?
743
00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:41,553
Don't even care about it.
744
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:46,015
-Shit.
-Unh!
745
00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:49,185
[ Glass shatters ]
746
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:50,478
-Whoa.
-Ohh, Brenda.
747
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,938
Brenda, Brenda, Brenda!
Keisha!
748
00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:56,317
-Turner!
Ahhhh!
749
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:57,819
Aah, no, don't!
750
00:28:57,902 --> 00:29:00,238
Look out, Jesus!
[ Car crashes ]
751
00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:03,116
♪ I got you stuck in my mind ♪
752
00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:07,829
♪ Poster girl, I want you
to be mine ♪
753
00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:11,374
♪ Figment of my imagination ♪
754
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:14,335
♪ You're no less of a creation ♪
755
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:15,837
-Warm gummy bear?
756
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,672
-♪ I got you stuck in my mind ♪
757
00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:19,048
-Ughhhhhh.
-Ohh. Seriously, seriously.
758
00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:20,341
Hey, hey, you okay?
759
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:22,343
My bad, my bad.
760
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,928
-Well, I feel like maybe
761
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:26,347
I might feel some pain
a little later.
762
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:30,101
But I also feel like maybe,
just give me this car.
763
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,353
-Okay.
Um, I don't need it.
764
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:33,730
It's yours.
765
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:35,690
You got it.
It's -- Yep.
766
00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:38,526
It's all you.
-Ohh.
767
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,695
-Girl, look, you definitely
768
00:29:40,778 --> 00:29:42,572
don't have to worry
about being fake
769
00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:45,909
'cause this was
some real-ass shit.
770
00:29:45,992 --> 00:29:47,869
-I'm the realest bitch I know.
771
00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:50,872
-Well, actually, that's me,
but you is a close second.
772
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:52,165
-Okay.
-Okay.
773
00:29:52,248 --> 00:29:53,249
-Alright.
-Absolutely.
774
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:54,459
-Okay.
775
00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:56,211
-The rear linkage
is still intact.
776
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:58,379
Mm-hmm.
It still drives.
777
00:29:58,463 --> 00:29:59,756
I'm definitely gonna
take this car.
778
00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:01,633
-Okay.
-O-Okay.
779
00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:07,263
-I'm sick of looking for her
all over the goddamn pla--
780
00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:09,807
Hey!
-Are they ready for me?
781
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:12,977
-Uh...
782
00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:15,355
I...
-Uh, can you go find out?
783
00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:21,736
[ Door closes ]
784
00:30:21,819 --> 00:30:22,987
-"The countries of East Africa
785
00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:26,574
divide into two distinct
cultural regions.
786
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,661
The Sudan and the Horn nations
have been influenced
787
00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:31,913
by the Middle East."
I knew that.
788
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,289
-♪ They said burn ♪
789
00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:46,261
♪♪
790
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:48,638
♪ They said ♪
791
00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:53,142
♪♪
792
00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,936
♪ They said ♪
793
00:30:55,019 --> 00:31:00,858
♪♪
794
00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:03,152
♪ They said ♪
-♪ Burn ♪
795
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,946
♪ Burn, burn ♪
796
00:31:04,996 --> 00:31:09,546
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