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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,867 [Shrek] "Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. 3 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:21,123 But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, 4 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:24,459 which could only be broken by love's first kiss. 5 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,547 She was locked away in a castle, 6 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,050 guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. 7 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:37,097 Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, 8 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,349 but none prevailed. 9 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,561 She waited in the dragon's keep, 10 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:45,147 in the highest room of the tallest tower, 11 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:49,359 for her true love and true love's first kiss." 12 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:53,488 [laughing] Like that's ever gonna happen. 13 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:56,992 -[paper rustling and toilet flushes] -what a load of-- 14 00:01:57,075 --> 00:02:01,663 ♪ Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me ♪ 15 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:05,751 ♪ I ain't the sharpest tool In the shed ♪ 16 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:10,672 ♪ She was lookin' kind of dumb With her finger and her thumb ♪ 17 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:14,676 ♪ In the shape of an "L" On her forehead ♪ 18 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:18,013 ♪ The years start comin' And they don't stop comin' ♪ 19 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,557 ♪ Fed to the rules And I hit the ground runnin' ♪ 20 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,851 ♪ Didn't make sense Not to live for fun ♪ 21 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,145 ♪ Your brain gets smart But your head gets dumb ♪ 22 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:27,147 ♪ So much to do So much to see ♪ 23 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,524 ♪ So what's wrong with Takin' the backstreets ♪ 24 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,902 ♪ You'll never know If you don't go ♪ 25 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,987 ♪ You'll never shine If you don't glow ♪ 26 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:36,448 ♪ Hey, now You're an all-star ♪ 27 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,867 ♪ Get your game on, go play ♪ 28 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:43,497 ♪ Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid ♪ 29 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:47,209 ♪ And all that Glitters is gold ♪ 30 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:52,589 ♪ Only shootin' stars Break the mould ♪ 31 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,966 ♪ It's a cool place And they say it gets colder ♪ 32 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,302 ♪ You're bundled up now But wait till you get older ♪ 33 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:59,304 ♪ But the meteor men Beg to differ ♪ 34 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,556 ♪ Judging by the hole In the satellite picture ♪ 35 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,934 ♪ The ice we skate Is gettin' pretty thin ♪ 36 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,936 ♪ The water's getting warm So you might as well swim ♪ 37 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,480 ♪ My world's on fire How 'bout yours ♪ 38 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,857 {\an8}♪ That's the way I like it And I'll never get bored ♪ 39 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,443 ♪ Hey, now You're an all-star ♪ 40 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:16,113 ♪ Get your game on, go play ♪ 41 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:20,325 ♪ Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid ♪ 42 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:24,079 ♪ And all that Glitters is gold ♪ 43 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:29,626 ♪ Only shootin' stars Break the mould ♪ 44 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,837 [belches] 45 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,006 -Go! -Go! 46 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,846 ♪ Hey, now You're an all-star ♪ 47 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:43,473 ♪ Get your game on, go play ♪ 48 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:47,936 ♪ Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid ♪ 49 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:51,773 ♪ And all that Glitters is gold ♪ 50 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:57,696 ♪ Only shootin' stars Break the mould ♪ 51 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:05,787 -Think it's in there? -All right. Let's get it! 52 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,290 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? 53 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:11,460 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. 54 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:15,547 [laughs] Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. 55 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:19,301 [gasps] Now, ogres, they're much worse. 56 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:22,721 They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. 57 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,056 -No! -They'll shave your liver. 58 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,809 Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! 59 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,854 -Actually, it's quite good on toast. -Back! Back, beast! 60 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,981 Back! I warn ya! 61 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,612 [gasping] Right. 62 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,365 [roaring] 63 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:46,119 -[shouting] -[roaring] 64 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,289 [roaring continues] 65 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:53,084 [shouting continues] 66 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:58,089 [whispers] This is the part where you run away. 67 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:02,260 -[gasping] -[laughs] 68 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,265 And stay out! 69 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,313 "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures." 70 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,274 [sighs] 71 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,613 [man's voice] All right. This one's full. 72 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,657 -Take it away! -[gasps] 73 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,993 -Move it along. Come on! Get up! -Next! 74 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:31,248 Give me that! Your flying days are over. 75 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:34,042 That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! 76 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,711 -Get up! Come on! -Twenty pieces. 77 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,256 [thudding] Sit down there! 78 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,841 -Keep quiet! -[crying] 79 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,719 This cage is too small. 80 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,638 Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. 81 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,640 I can change. Please! Give me another chance! 82 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:51,268 -Oh, shut up. Oh! -[man] Next! 83 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,479 -What have you got? -This little wooden puppet. 84 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:57,190 I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. 85 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,611 Five shillings for the possessed toy. 86 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,989 -Take it away. Father, please! -Don't let them do this! 87 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,657 -Help me! -Next. What have you got? 88 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:08,618 -Well, I've got a talking donkey. -[grunts] 89 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:12,998 Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. 90 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:15,375 Oh, go ahead, little fella. 91 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,462 Well? 92 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:22,132 Oh, oh, he's just-- He's just a little nervous. 93 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:25,594 He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt-- 94 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:28,722 -That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! -[lady] No, no, he talks! 95 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:32,892 He does. I can talk. I love to talk. 96 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,437 I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. 97 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,773 -Get her out of my sight. -No, no! 98 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:41,943 I swear! Oh! He can talk! 99 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:44,779 [gasps] 100 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,074 Hey! I can fly! 101 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,743 He can fly! He can fly! 102 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,704 -He can talk! -Ha, ha! That's right, fool! 103 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,831 Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. 104 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,667 You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super fly, 105 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,795 but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. 106 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,172 Ha, ha! 107 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,591 Uh-oh. 108 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:06,509 [grunts] 109 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:08,136 Seize him! 110 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,431 [gasps] 111 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,975 [man] After him! He's getting away! 112 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,145 [panting] 113 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,816 [grunts] gasps] 114 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,861 [man] Get him! This way! Turn! 115 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:32,535 You there. Ogre! 116 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,037 Aye? 117 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:39,042 By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest, 118 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:44,756 and transport you to a designated... resettlement facility. 119 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:48,301 Oh, really? You and what army? 120 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:54,182 [gasps] [whimpering] 121 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,351 [chuckles] 122 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,269 [birds screeching] 123 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,064 Can I say something to you? 124 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:05,068 Listen, you was really, really somethin' back there. Incredible! 125 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:11,491 Are you talkin' to-- me? Whoa! 126 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:14,119 Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you was great back there? 127 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,036 Those guards! 128 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,580 They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! 129 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,833 They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. 130 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,002 That really made me feel good to see that. 131 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,838 -Oh, that's great. Really. -Man, it's good to be free. 132 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:29,551 Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? 133 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:33,430 But, uh, I don't have any friends. 134 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,141 And I'm not goin' out there by myself. 135 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,269 Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. 136 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,312 You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. 137 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,857 Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. 138 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:47,485 [roaring] 139 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,530 Oh, wow! That was really scary. 140 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,657 [Donkey] If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, 141 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,492 your breath certainly will get the job done, 142 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:57,454 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! 143 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:01,166 You almost burned the hair outta my nose, 144 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:04,044 just like the time-- [mumbling] 145 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,378 Then I ate some rotten berries. 146 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,756 I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day. 147 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:10,425 Why are you following me? 148 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:12,635 I'll tell you why. 149 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,890 ♪ 'Cause I'm all alone ♪ 150 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:20,727 ♪ There's no one here beside me ♪ 151 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,021 ♪ My problems have all gone ♪ 152 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:27,901 ♪ There's no one to deride me ♪ 153 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,487 ♪ But you gotta have friends ♪ 154 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,363 Stop singing! 155 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,658 Well, It's no wonder you don't have any friends. 156 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,079 Wow. Only a true friend would be that truly honest. 157 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:43,333 Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? 158 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,336 [Donkey] Uh... 159 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:51,257 -Really tall? -No! I'm an ogre. 160 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,511 You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." 161 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,596 Doesn't that bother you? 162 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,598 -[birds chirping] -Nope. 163 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,768 -Really? -Really, really. 164 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,146 -Oh. -Man, I like you. What's your name? 165 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,108 Uh, Shrek. 166 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,986 Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? 167 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,406 You got that kind of I-don't-care-what- nobody-thinks-of-me thing. 168 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:18,326 I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. 169 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:24,499 Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to live in a place like that? 170 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,127 That would be my home. 171 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,672 Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. 172 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:31,923 You know, you are quite a decorator. 173 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,092 It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. 174 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,846 I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. 175 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,895 {\an8}I guess you don't entertain much, do you? 176 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,856 I like my privacy. 177 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,358 You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. 178 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,193 Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face. 179 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,945 You're trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. 180 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,114 There's that awkward silence, you know. 181 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,203 -Can I stay with you? -Uh, what? 182 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,956 Can I stay with you, please? 183 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,542 -Of course! -Really? 184 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,295 -No. -Please! I don't wanna go back there! 185 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:14,173 You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. 186 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,801 But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! 187 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,971 Please! Please! Okay! Okay! 188 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,807 -But one night only. -Ah! Thank you! 189 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,976 -What are you-- No! No! -This is gonna be fun! 190 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,020 We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, 191 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,397 and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles. 192 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:33,192 -Oh! -Where do, uh, I sleep? 193 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,153 Outside! 194 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,489 Oh, well, I guess that's cool. 195 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,450 I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, 196 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,869 so I guess outside is best, you know. 197 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,954 [sniffles] Here I go. 198 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:52,003 Good night. [sighs] 199 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,256 [Donkey] I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside. 200 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,424 [sighs] 201 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,302 I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. 202 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,595 By myself, outside. 203 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:06,100 ♪ I'm all alone There's no one here beside me ♪ 204 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,312 [bubbling] 205 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,732 [instrumental music] 206 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:20,740 [sighs] 207 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:26,829 [sighs] 208 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,748 [creaking] 209 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,167 [sighs] I thought I told you to stay outside. 210 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,670 -[Donkey] i am outside. -[clattering] 211 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:19,298 -[footsteps] -[clattering] 212 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:26,431 Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? 213 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,017 It's not home, but it'll do just fine. 214 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,977 What a lovely bed. 215 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,104 -Got ya. [sniffs] -I found some cheese. 216 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,149 -Ow! [grunts] -Blah! Awful stuff. 217 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,817 [grunts] 218 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,986 -Is that you, Gorder? -How did you know? 219 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:43,489 Enough! What are you doing in my house? 220 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,241 [grunts] Hey! 221 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,618 -[snickers] -Oh, no, no, no. 222 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,620 Dead broad off the table. 223 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,873 Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken. 224 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,084 Huh? [gasps] 225 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,086 What? 226 00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:02,633 I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre! 227 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,845 What do I have to do to get a little privacy? 228 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,889 -Aah! -Oh, no. 229 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,391 Oh, no. 230 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,894 -No! No! -[cackling] 231 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:17,273 -[cackling continues] -What? 232 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,317 -Quit it. -Don't push. 233 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,736 [squeaking] 234 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:26,449 What are you doing in my swamp? 235 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,160 [echoing] Swamp! Swamp! Swamp! 236 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:32,372 -[gasping] -Oh, dear! 237 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:33,706 Whoa! 238 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,960 All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! 239 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,922 Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey! 240 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,256 -Quickly. Come on! -No, no! 241 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,258 No, no. Not there. Not there. 242 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:47,428 -Oh! -[sighs] 243 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,848 Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them. 244 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,892 Oh, gosh, no one invited us. 245 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,728 -What? -We were forced to come here. 246 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,147 -By who? -Lord Farquaad. 247 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:02,735 He huffed und he puffed und he... signed an eviction notice. 248 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,987 [sighs] All right. 249 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:09,826 Who knows where this Farquaad guy is? 250 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,829 -[murmuring] Oh, I do. -I know where he is. 251 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,582 Does anyone else know where to find him? 252 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,420 -Anyone at all? -Me! Me! 253 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,255 -Anyone? -Oh! Oh, pick me! 254 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,424 Oh, I know! I know! Me, me! 255 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,510 [sighs] Okay, fine. 256 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:32,390 Attention, all fairy tale things. 257 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,978 Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out. 258 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:41,232 In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now 259 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,402 and get you all off my land and back where you came from! 260 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:49,073 [cheering] 261 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:52,076 -[birds chirping] -[cheering continues] 262 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,328 Oh! You! 263 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,622 You're comin' with me. 264 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,500 All right, that's what I like to hear, man. 265 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:03,463 Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. 266 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:04,714 I love it! 267 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:06,799 ♪ On the road again ♪ 268 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,301 Sing it with me Shrek. 269 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,803 ♪ I can't wait to get On the road again ♪ 270 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,222 What did I say about singing? 271 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,557 -Can I whistle? -No. 272 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,310 -Can I hum it? -All right, hum it. 273 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,104 [humming] 274 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,193 [grunts] 275 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,487 [intense music playing] 276 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,298 [whimpering] 277 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,884 That's enough. He's ready to talk. 278 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,386 [coughing] 279 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:58,976 [laughing] 280 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,687 [clears throat] 281 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,900 Run, run, run, as fast as you can. 282 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:09,320 You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man! 283 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:12,907 -You're a monster. -I'm not the monster here. You are. 284 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:17,245 You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. 285 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,372 Now, tell me! Where are the others? 286 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,082 -Eat me! -[grunts] 287 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,002 I've tried to be fair to you creatures. 288 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:28,589 Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll-- 289 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,467 No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons. 290 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,511 All right then. Who's hiding them? 291 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:39,016 Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man? 292 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,352 -The muffin man? -The muffin man. 293 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:44,897 Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane? 294 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:48,401 Well, she's married to the muffin man. 295 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,653 -The muffin man? -The muffin man! 296 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,656 -She's married to the muffin man. -[door opens] 297 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,324 My lord! We found it. 298 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,119 Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in. 299 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,663 [man grunting] 300 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,550 -[gasping] -Oh! 301 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:17,054 -Magic mirror-- -Don't tell him anything! 302 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,848 No! 303 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,476 -[gingerbread man whimpers] -Evening. 304 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,313 Mirror, mirror, on the wall. 305 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:28,733 Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? 306 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,527 Well, technically you're not a king. 307 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,279 Uh, Thelonius. 308 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:38,367 -You were saying? -What I mean is, you're not a king yet. 309 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:42,288 But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess. 310 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,249 -Go on. -[chuckles] 311 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:49,003 So, just sit back and relax, my lord, 312 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:53,215 because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. 313 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,719 And here they are! 314 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,847 [mirror] Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in 315 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,724 from a kingdom far, far away. 316 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,310 She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. 317 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:07,897 Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. 318 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,067 -Please welcome Cinderella. -[applauds] 319 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,612 Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. 320 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,448 Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. 321 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:21,035 Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is. 322 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:24,580 Come on. Give it up for Snow White! 323 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,416 And last, but certainly not least, 324 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,627 bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead... 325 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,254 from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! 326 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,881 But don't let that cool you off. 327 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,175 She's a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas 328 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,718 and getting caught in the rain. 329 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:41,472 Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona! 330 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,266 So will it be bachelorette number one, 331 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,853 bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three? 332 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,398 -Two! Two! -Three! Three! 333 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,774 -Two! Two! -Three! 334 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,026 Three? One? [shudders] Three? 335 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,195 Three! Pick number three, my lord! 336 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:59,532 Okay, okay, uh, number three! 337 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:04,453 Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona. 338 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,832 ♪ If you love pina coladas ♪ 339 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,625 ♪ And getting caught in the rain ♪ 340 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,794 Princess Fiona. 341 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,045 ♪ If you're not into yoga ♪ 342 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,046 She's perfect. 343 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,133 All I have to do is just find someone who can go-- 344 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,552 But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night. 345 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,178 -I'll do it. -Yes, but after sunset-- 346 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:25,307 Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, 347 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:29,270 and DuLoc will finally have the perfect king! 348 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,856 Captain, assemble your finest men. 349 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,525 We're going to have a tournament. 350 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,740 {\an8}But that's it. That's it right there. That's DuLoc. 351 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,408 I told ya I'd find it. 352 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:46,662 So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle. 353 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,873 [Donkey] Uh-huh. That's the place. 354 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,084 Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? 355 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,253 [laughs] 356 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,005 [groans] 357 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,758 Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek. 358 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,844 Hurry, darling. We're late. Hurry. 359 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,140 -Hey, you! -[screams] 360 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,810 Wait a second. Look, I'm not gonna eat ya. 361 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:13,439 -I just-- I just-- -[whimpering] 362 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:14,815 [sighs] 363 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:19,779 [whimpering and groans] 364 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,455 [turnstile clatters] 365 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,584 [chuckles] 366 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,586 [sighs] 367 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:40,508 [instrumental music] 368 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:45,971 It's quiet. 369 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,226 Too quiet. 370 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,645 [creaking] 371 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:57,399 Where is everybody? Hey, look at this! 372 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:03,531 [clattering, whirring] 373 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,492 [clicking] 374 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,245 [clicking quickens] 375 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:14,291 ♪ Welcome to DuLoc Such a perfect town ♪ 376 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,628 {\an8}♪ Here we have some rules Let us lay them down ♪ 377 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:21,757 {\an8}♪ Don't make waves Stay in line and we'll get along fine ♪ 378 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:25,469 ♪ DuLoc is a perfect place ♪ 379 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:29,848 ♪ Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes Wipe your... face ♪ 380 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:33,561 ♪ DuLoc is DuLoc is ♪ 381 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:37,064 ♪ DuLoc is a perfect ♪ 382 00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:38,774 ♪ Place ♪ 383 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,401 [camera shutter clicks] 384 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,028 {\an8}[whirring] 385 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:48,909 Wow! Let's do that again! 386 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,412 No. No. No, no, no! No. 387 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,872 [trumpet fanfare] 388 00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:56,375 -[crowd cheering] -[Farquaad] Brave knights. 389 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,586 You are the best and brightest in all the land. 390 00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:00,212 [Donkey humming] 391 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:03,090 Today one of you shall prove himself-- 392 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,426 All right. You're going the right way for a smacked bottom. 393 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,636 -Sorry about that. -[cheering] 394 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:12,808 That champion shall have the honour-- No, no, the privilege, 395 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:17,021 to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona, 396 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:20,608 from the fiery keep of the dragon. 397 00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:25,112 If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, 398 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:28,032 the first runner-up will take his place, 399 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:30,451 and so on and so forth. 400 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:36,624 Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. 401 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,835 [cheering] 402 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,048 Let the tournament begin! 403 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,595 [gasps] Oh! 404 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,890 -What is that? -[gasping] 405 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:56,727 -It's hideous! -Ah, that's not very nice. 406 00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:00,147 -It's just a donkey. -Huh? 407 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:03,192 Indeed. Knights, new plan! 408 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:08,030 The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Have at him! 409 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:09,031 [man] Get him! 410 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:12,785 Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now. 411 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,912 [woman] Go ahead! Get him! 412 00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:17,706 Can't we just settle this over a pint? 413 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,458 [man] Kill the beast! 414 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:22,294 No? All right then. 415 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,506 Come on! 416 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:37,226 ♪ I don't give a damn About my reputation ♪ 417 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,313 ♪ You're living in the past It's a new generation ♪ 418 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:45,401 ♪ A girl can do what she wants to do ♪ 419 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,736 ♪ And that's what I'm gonna do ♪ 420 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,948 ♪ And I don't give a damn About my bad reputation ♪ 421 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,577 ♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, no Not me ♪ 422 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,246 ♪ Me, me, me ♪ 423 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,039 Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me! 424 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,708 ♪ And I don't give a damn About my reputation ♪ 425 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,461 ♪ Never said I wanted to improve my station ♪ 426 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:06,255 Ah! [laughs] 427 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,965 ♪ And I'm always feelin' good When I'm having fun ♪ 428 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:08,882 Yeah! 429 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,301 ♪ And I don't have to please no one ♪ 430 00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:13,095 The chair! Give him the chair! 431 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,763 ♪ And I don't give a damn About my bad reputation ♪ 432 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:19,143 ♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, no Not me ♪ 433 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:20,644 ♪ Me, me, me ♪ 434 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:23,397 ♪ Oh, no, no, no, no ♪ 435 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,984 ♪ Not me, not me ♪ 436 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,235 ♪ Not me ♪ 437 00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:29,319 [bell dings] 438 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:32,406 -[cheering] -[laughs] 439 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:38,078 Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! 440 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,664 Thank you! Thank you very much! 441 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,125 I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha! 442 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:47,963 -[Shrek laughs] -[crowd gasping, murmuring] 443 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:51,383 Shall I give the order, sir? 444 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:54,928 No, I have a better idea. 445 00:25:55,596 --> 00:26:00,225 People of DuLoc, I give you our champion! 446 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:01,727 -[crowd cheering] -What? 447 00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:04,563 [Farquaad] Congratulations, ogre. 448 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:08,650 You've won the honour of embarking on a great and noble quest. 449 00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:13,447 Quest? I'm already on a quest, a quest to get my swamp back. 450 00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:16,533 -Your swamp? -Yeah, my swamp! 451 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:19,411 Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures! 452 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,538 [crowd murmuring] Indeed. 453 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,208 All right, ogre, I'll make you a deal. 454 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:28,128 Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back. 455 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,923 Exactly the way it was? 456 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:33,759 Down to the last slime-covered toadstool. 457 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:37,054 -And the squatters? -As good as gone. 458 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,518 What kind of quest? 459 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,730 [Donkey] Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon 460 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:49,483 and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp, 461 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:50,776 which you only don't have 462 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:52,444 because he filled it full of freaks in the first place. 463 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:53,570 Is that about right? 464 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,990 Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk. 465 00:26:57,157 --> 00:27:00,786 I don't get it. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? 466 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,371 Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, 467 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:05,624 grind his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip. 468 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,584 Oh, I know what. 469 00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:10,128 Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village 470 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:11,797 and put their heads on a pike, 471 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:15,717 gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. 472 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:17,761 Does that sound good to you? 473 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:20,514 Uh, no, not really, no. 474 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:24,726 For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think. 475 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:27,020 Example? Example? 476 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:33,861 -Okay, um, ogres are like onions. -[sniffs] They stink? 477 00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,279 -Yes-- No! -They make you cry? 478 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,489 -No. -Oh,You leave them out in the sun, 479 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:39,449 they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs. 480 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:41,577 No! Layers! 481 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,288 Onions have layers. 482 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,999 Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. 483 00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:50,252 You get it? We both have layers. [sighs] 484 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,090 Oh, you both have layers. Oh. 485 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:58,051 [sniffs] You know, not everybody likes onions. 486 00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:01,847 Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers. 487 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:05,142 I don't care... what everyone likes. 488 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,979 Ogres are not like cakes. 489 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,817 You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. 490 00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:16,445 Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," 491 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,071 they say, "No, I don't like no parfait"? 492 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:20,032 -Parfaits are delicious. -No! 493 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:23,285 You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! 494 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:26,121 Ogres are like onions! End of story. 495 00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:28,624 Bye-bye. See ya later. 496 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:36,715 Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. 497 00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:39,384 [Shrek] You know, I think I preferred your humming. 498 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:42,512 [Donkey] Do you have a tissue or something? I'm making a mess. 499 00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:45,349 Just the word parfait make me start slobbering. 500 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:55,901 ♪ I'm on my way from misery To happiness today ♪ 501 00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:58,487 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 502 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:04,034 ♪ I'm on my way from misery To happiness today ♪ 503 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,620 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 504 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:10,624 ♪ And everything That you receive up yonder ♪ 505 00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:14,544 ♪ Is what you give to me The day I wander ♪ 506 00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:16,588 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 507 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,884 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 508 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:24,554 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 509 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,224 Ooh! Shrek! Did you do that? 510 00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:30,394 You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. 511 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:31,561 My mouth was open and everything. 512 00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:34,815 Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. 513 00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:37,401 [sniffs] It's brimstone. 514 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:40,821 -We must be getting close. -Yeah, right, brimstone. 515 00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:42,990 Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. 516 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:45,284 I know what I smell. It wasn't no brimstone. 517 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,536 It didn't come off no stone neither. 518 00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:52,958 [rumbling] 519 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:08,640 Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. 520 00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:11,643 [laughing] 521 00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:17,441 Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when you said ogres have layers? 522 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:18,817 Oh, aye. 523 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,945 Well, I have a bit of a confession to make. 524 00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:25,741 Donkeys don't have layers. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves. 525 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:29,911 -Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sleeves -You know what I mean. 526 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,622 You can't tell me you're afraid of heights. 527 00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:35,584 No, I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge 528 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,294 over a boiling lake of lava! 529 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:41,506 Come on, Donkey. I'm right here beside ya, okay? 530 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,717 For emotional support, 531 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:48,347 we'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time. 532 00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:50,432 -Really? -Really, really. 533 00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:54,144 -Okay, that makes me feel so much better. -Just keep moving. 534 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,854 And don't look down. 535 00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:58,857 Don't look down. Okay, don't look down. 536 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:02,486 Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down. 537 00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:06,239 [gasps] Shrek! I'm lookin' down! 538 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:09,159 Oh, God, I can't do this! Just let me off, please! 539 00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:12,662 -But you're already halfway. -But I know that half is safe! 540 00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:15,874 Okay, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back. 541 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:18,293 -Shrek, no! Wait! -Just, Donkey-- 542 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:21,546 -Let's have a dance then, shall we? -Don't do that! 543 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:24,466 Oh, I'm sorry. Do what? 544 00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:28,387 -Oh, this? -Yes, that! 545 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:31,848 Yes? Yes, do it. Okay. 546 00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:34,476 [screams] No, Shrek! 547 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:37,687 -No! Stop it! You said do it! -I'm doin' it. 548 00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:40,899 I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek, I'm gonna die. 549 00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:42,901 Oh! 550 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:46,947 That'll do, Donkey. That'll do. 551 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:53,161 Cool. 552 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:57,249 [Donkey] So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway? 553 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,876 Inside, waiting for us to rescue her. 554 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:03,171 [chuckles] I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek. 555 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:07,175 [water dripping] 556 00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:11,179 [wind howling] 557 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:21,398 [Donkey whispering] You afraid? 558 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:24,776 No, but-- Shh. 559 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:27,904 Oh, good. Me neither. [gasps] 560 00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:31,658 'Cause there's nothin' wrong with bein' afraid. 561 00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:34,911 Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. 562 00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:37,038 Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add. 563 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:39,708 With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire, 564 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,376 it sure doesn't mean you're a coward 565 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:43,086 if you're a little scared you know what I mean. 566 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:47,466 I sure as heck ain't no coward. I know that. [gasps] 567 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:51,011 Donkey, two things, okay? 568 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,388 Shut... up. 569 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:56,433 Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs. 570 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:59,102 Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the princess. 571 00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:04,065 The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. 572 00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:07,235 -What makes you think she'll be there? -I read it in a book once. 573 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:11,698 Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs. 574 00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:14,618 I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too. 575 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:16,912 That's right. Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'. 576 00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:20,957 [creaking] 577 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,293 I'm gonna take drastic steps. 578 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:26,171 Kick it to the kerb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master. 579 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:28,965 I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right here. 580 00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:30,383 I'd step all over it. 581 00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:33,678 [growling] 582 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:37,682 Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the-- 583 00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:41,978 Dragon! [screams] 584 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:44,189 [gasps] 585 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:52,280 [roars] 586 00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:58,119 Donkey, look out! [screams] 587 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,914 [screams] 588 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,420 [whimpering] 589 00:34:09,506 --> 00:34:11,550 -Got ya! -[roars] 590 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:12,842 [gasps] 591 00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:18,723 [shouts] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 592 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:22,018 [screaming] 593 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,154 [gasps] 594 00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:37,867 Oh! Aah! Aah! 595 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,745 [gasping] 596 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:46,084 [growls] 597 00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:49,838 No. Oh, no. No! [screams] 598 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:53,758 -Oh, what large teeth you have. -[growls] 599 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:57,679 I mean, white, sparkling teeth. I know you probably hear this all the time 600 00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,347 from your food, but you must bleach, or something, 601 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,100 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. 602 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:04,060 Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? 603 00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:09,357 And you know what else? You're-- You're a girl dragon! 604 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:14,237 Oh, sure! I mean, of course you're a girl dragon. 605 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:17,866 'Cause, you're just reeking of feminine beauty. 606 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,327 Uh, what's the matter with you? You got something in your eye? 607 00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:23,747 Ooh. Oh. Oh. 608 00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:26,207 Man, I'd really love to stay, but, you know, I'm, uh-- [coughs] 609 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:27,959 I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out 610 00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:29,836 if you're gonna blow smoke rings and stuff. 611 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:31,796 Shrek! [gasps] 612 00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:35,717 [whimpering] No! Shrek! Shrek! 613 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,344 Shrek! 614 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:41,097 [groans, sighs] 615 00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:45,560 [chorus vocalizing] 616 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:52,859 [vocalizing continues] 617 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:09,000 [vocalizing continues] 618 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:10,835 Oh! Oh! 619 00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:12,253 -Wake up! -What? 620 00:36:12,629 --> 00:36:14,297 Are you Princess Fiona? 621 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:19,636 I am, awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me. 622 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,888 Oh, that's nice. Now let's go! 623 00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:23,765 But wait, Sir Knight. 624 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,809 This be-ith our first meeting. 625 00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:30,021 Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment? 626 00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:34,484 -Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time. -Hey, wait. What are you doing? 627 00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:36,820 You should sweep me off my feet, 628 00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:40,031 out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed. 629 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:43,243 You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you? 630 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:45,704 -Mmm-hmm. -[screams, grunts] 631 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,749 But we have to savour this moment! 632 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,961 You could recite an epic poem for me. 633 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:55,463 A ballad? A sonnet! 634 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:59,050 -A limerick? Or something! -I don't think so. 635 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:03,555 Well, can I at least know the name of my champion? 636 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,598 Um, Shrek. 637 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:08,685 Sir Shrek. [clears throat] 638 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:14,065 I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude. 639 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:16,484 Thanks! 640 00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:20,613 [roaring] 641 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:23,283 You didn't slay the dragon? 642 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,493 -It's on my to-do list. Now come on! -[screams] 643 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,537 [Fiona] But this isn't right! 644 00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:30,582 You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. 645 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,917 That's what all the other knights did. 646 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:35,503 [Shrek] Yeah, right before they burst into flame. 647 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,964 That's not the point. Oh! 648 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:41,342 Wait. Where are you going? The exit's over there. 649 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:43,511 Well, I have to save my ass. 650 00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:46,598 What kind of knight are you? 651 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,433 One of a kind. 652 00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:51,853 [Donkey] Slow down. Slow down, baby, please. 653 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:55,607 I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time. 654 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:58,902 Just call me old-fashioned, you know. [laughs] 655 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:02,071 I don't want to rush into a physical relationship. 656 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:06,075 I'm not emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this, uh-- 657 00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:08,286 Magnitude really is the word I'm looking for. 658 00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:11,915 Magnitude--Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. 659 00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,500 Hey, what are you doing? 660 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:17,796 Okay, okay. Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time. 661 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:22,091 We really should get to know each other first as friends or pen pals. 662 00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:25,678 'Cause I'm on the road a lot, but I just love receiving cards-- 663 00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:28,932 Hey, you know I'd really love to stay, but-- 664 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:31,017 Hey, hey! Don't do that! That's my tail! That's my personal tail. 665 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,603 You're gonna tear it off. I don't give permission-- 666 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,063 What are you gonna do with that? 667 00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:38,942 Hey, now. No way. No! No! 668 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:42,070 No, no! No. No, no, no! No! Oh! 669 00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:48,910 [growls] 670 00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:53,748 [roars] 671 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,638 -[roaring] -[gasps] 672 00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:10,181 -Hi, Princess! -It talks! 673 00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:12,642 Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick. 674 00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:16,062 [screams] 675 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,565 [screaming] 676 00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:21,025 Oh! 677 00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:22,610 [thuds] [groans] 678 00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:25,446 [Shrek groans] 679 00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:28,157 [roars] 680 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:33,037 [roars] 681 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:37,625 [roaring] 682 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:41,045 [roars] 683 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,265 Okay, you two, head for the exit! 684 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:55,685 I'll take care of the dragon. 685 00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:08,907 [echoing] Run! 686 00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:18,791 [gasping] 687 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:22,253 [screaming] 688 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:25,089 [roaring] 689 00:40:28,509 --> 00:40:31,679 -[screams] -[roars] 690 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:37,435 [panting, sighs] 691 00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:40,355 [whimpers] 692 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:42,607 [roars] 693 00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:47,612 [roars, whimpers] 694 00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:53,826 -[dragon growling in the distance] -You did it! 695 00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:56,955 You rescued me! You're amazing. You're-- 696 00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:59,582 You're wonderful. You're... 697 00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:02,877 a little unorthodox I'll admit. 698 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:07,632 But thy deed is great, and thine heart is pure. 699 00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:11,427 -I am eternally in your debt. -[clears throat] 700 00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:16,099 And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed? 701 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,060 I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. 702 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,728 She thinks I'm a steed. 703 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:24,065 [Fiona laughs] The battle is won. 704 00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:26,693 You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight. 705 00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:29,487 -Uh, no. -Why not? 706 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:31,698 I have helmet hair. 707 00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:35,159 Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer. 708 00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:37,662 No, no, you wouldn't-- 'st. 709 00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:40,415 But how will you kiss me? 710 00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:44,210 What? That wasn't in the job description. 711 00:41:45,086 --> 00:41:46,045 Maybe it's a perk. 712 00:41:46,295 --> 00:41:50,758 No, it's destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes. 713 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:54,846 A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon... 714 00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:57,140 is rescued by a brave knight, 715 00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:00,977 and then they share true love's first kiss. 716 00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:03,730 Hmm? With Shrek? You think-- Wait. 717 00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:06,566 Wait. You think that Shrek is your true love? 718 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:09,110 Well, yes. 719 00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:12,697 [both laughing] 720 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,365 You think Shrek is your true love! 721 00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:17,326 What is so funny? 722 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:20,621 Let's just say I'm not your type, okay? 723 00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:23,624 Of course, you are. You're my rescuer. 724 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,294 Now-- Now remove your helmet. 725 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:29,172 Look. I really don't think this is a good idea. 726 00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:31,257 -Just take off the helmet. -I'm not going to. 727 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:32,508 -Take it off. -No! 728 00:42:32,592 --> 00:42:34,135 -Now! -Okay! 729 00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:38,389 Easy. As you command, Your Highness. 730 00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:52,445 You-- You're a-- an ogre. 731 00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:56,574 Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming. 732 00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:58,993 Well, yes, actually. 733 00:42:59,368 --> 00:43:00,244 [panting] 734 00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:03,998 Oh, no. This is all wrong. 735 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:06,042 You're not supposed to be an ogre. 736 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:11,881 [sighs] Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? 737 00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:14,050 He's the one who wants to marry you. 738 00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:16,135 Then why didn't he come rescue me? 739 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:19,388 Good question. You should ask him that when we get there. 740 00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:22,725 But I have to be rescued by my true love, 741 00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:26,020 not by some ogre and his-- his pet. 742 00:43:26,646 --> 00:43:28,481 Well, so much for noble steed. 743 00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:31,067 Look princess, you're not making my job any easier. 744 00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:33,861 I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. 745 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:39,867 You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, 746 00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:42,453 I'll be waiting for him right here. 747 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:47,667 Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy. 748 00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:49,252 You wouldn't dare. 749 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:52,296 -[shrieks] Put me down! -Ya comin', Donkey? 750 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:53,589 I'm right behind ya. 751 00:43:53,923 --> 00:43:57,468 Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! 752 00:43:57,552 --> 00:44:02,014 This is not dignified! Put me down! [screams] 753 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:05,351 [Donkey] Okay, so here's another question. 754 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,479 Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. 755 00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:10,815 How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, 756 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:13,359 but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? How you do that? 757 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:15,945 You just tell her she's not your true love. 758 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:18,948 Everyone knowest what happens when you find your-- 759 00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:21,701 Hey! [sighs] 760 00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:23,995 The sooner we get to DuLoc the better. 761 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:27,039 Oh, you're gonna love it there, Princess. It's beautiful! 762 00:44:27,248 --> 00:44:30,459 And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? What's he like? 763 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:32,587 Well, Let me put it this way, Princess. 764 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:33,671 [shrieks] 765 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,967 Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply. 766 00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:39,051 [laughs] 767 00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:42,638 I don't know. There are those who think little of him. 768 00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:45,391 [both laughing] 769 00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:47,977 Stop it. Stop it, both of you. 770 00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:53,399 You're just jealous you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. 771 00:44:53,482 --> 00:44:56,068 Yeah, well, maybe you're right, Princess. 772 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:59,947 But I'll let you do the "measuring" when you see him tomorrow. 773 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:03,951 Tomorrow? It'll take that long? 774 00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:08,372 -Shouldn't we stop to make camp? -No, that'll take longer. 775 00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:13,336 -We can keep going. -But there's robbers in the woods. 776 00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:16,881 Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Camping's starting to sound good. 777 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:20,885 Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest. 778 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:23,346 I need to find somewhere to camp now! 779 00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:25,598 [bird wings fluttering] 780 00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:30,061 [grunting] 781 00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:34,440 -Hey! Over here. -Shrek, we can do better than that. 782 00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:36,651 I don't think this is fit for a princess. 783 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:40,154 No, no, it's perfect. It just needs a few homey touches. 784 00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:44,825 -Homey touches? Like what? -[crashing] 785 00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:49,455 A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night. 786 00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:52,041 You want me to read you a bedtime story? I will. 787 00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:53,292 [Fiona] I said good night! 788 00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,255 Shrek, what are you doing? 789 00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:02,051 [laughs] I just-- You know-- Oh, come on. 790 00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:03,469 I was just kidding. 791 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,767 [fire crackling] 792 00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:13,229 [Shrek] And, uh, that one, that's Throwback, 793 00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:16,732 the only ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields. 794 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:18,859 Right. Yeah. 795 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:22,989 Hey, can you tell my future from these stars? 796 00:46:23,072 --> 00:46:26,659 The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. 797 00:46:26,993 --> 00:46:30,037 Look, there's Bloodnut, the Flatulent. 798 00:46:30,371 --> 00:46:34,083 -You can guess what he's famous for. -I know you're making this up. 799 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,919 No, look. There he is, 800 00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:40,089 and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench. 801 00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:42,299 That ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots. 802 00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:46,053 You know Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. 803 00:46:47,096 --> 00:46:48,139 Hmm? 804 00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:50,099 Forget it. 805 00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:53,894 [sighs] 806 00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:57,565 Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway? 807 00:46:58,232 --> 00:46:59,233 Our swamp? 808 00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:01,944 You know, when we're through rescuing the princess and all that stuff. 809 00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:05,948 We? Donkey, there's no "we." There's no "our." 810 00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:08,367 There's just me and my swamp. 811 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:12,329 The first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land. 812 00:47:14,415 --> 00:47:15,833 You cut me deep, Shrek. 813 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,501 You cut me real deep just now. 814 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:20,713 You know what I think? 815 00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:24,383 I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. 816 00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:28,721 -No, do ya think? -Are you hidin' something? 817 00:47:29,055 --> 00:47:30,514 Never mind, Donkey. 818 00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:34,393 Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? 819 00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:38,105 No, this is one of those drop-it and leave-it-alone things. 820 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:41,650 -Why don't you want to talk about it? -Why do you want to talk about it? 821 00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:43,527 Why are you blocking? I'm not blocking. 822 00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:45,863 Oh, yes, you are. Donkey, I'm warning you. 823 00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:49,658 -Who you trying to keep out? -Everyone! Okay? 824 00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:52,995 Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere. 825 00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:55,414 Oh! For the love of Pete! 826 00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:59,085 What's your problem? What you got against the whole world anyway, huh? 827 00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:01,670 Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? 828 00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:04,256 It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. 829 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:08,594 People take one look at me and go, "Aah! Help! Run! 830 00:48:08,677 --> 00:48:10,888 A big, stupid, ugly ogre!" 831 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:15,559 [sighs] They judge me before they even know me. 832 00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:18,771 That's why I'm better off alone. 833 00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:28,864 You know what? 834 00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:32,868 When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. 835 00:48:34,787 --> 00:48:35,871 Yeah, I know. 836 00:48:37,790 --> 00:48:40,709 So, uh, are there any donkeys up there? 837 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:44,004 Well, there's, um, Gabby, 838 00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:46,298 the Small and Annoying. 839 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:50,928 Okay, okay, I see it now, yeah. The big shiny one, right there. That one there? 840 00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:54,515 -That's the moon. -Oh, okay. 841 00:49:13,909 --> 00:49:15,870 [dulcimer playing on mirror] 842 00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:19,081 [Farquaad] Again. Show me again. 843 00:49:19,165 --> 00:49:22,042 [music stops and rewinds] 844 00:49:23,252 --> 00:49:26,922 Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess. 845 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:30,384 -Hmph. -[rewinds, resumes] 846 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:36,515 Ah. Perfect. [inhales] 847 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:45,774 [snoring] 848 00:49:53,949 --> 00:49:56,744 [vocalizing] 849 00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:59,872 [vocalizing continues] 850 00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,833 [whistling] 851 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,586 [whistling continues] 852 00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:09,298 -[vocalizes] -[whistles] 853 00:50:09,381 --> 00:50:12,426 -[vocalizes] -[whistles] 854 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:15,763 -[vocalizing] -[whistling] 855 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:17,556 [vocalizing, high-pitched] 856 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,225 [whistling, high-pitched] 857 00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:21,477 [bursts] 858 00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:25,397 [sizzling] 859 00:50:32,613 --> 00:50:36,909 [sniffs] [yawns] 860 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:42,164 [Donkey] Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that. 861 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:47,086 -Come on, baby. I said I like it. -Donkey, wake up. 862 00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:49,713 -Huh? What? -Wake up. 863 00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:51,632 -What? -[Fiona] Good morning. 864 00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:54,677 Um, how do you like your eggs? 865 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:58,764 -Good morning, Princess! -What's all this about? 866 00:50:58,847 --> 00:51:02,851 You know, we kind of got off to a bad start yesterday and... 867 00:51:03,185 --> 00:51:04,770 I wanted to make it up to you. 868 00:51:04,853 --> 00:51:08,857 I mean, after all, you did rescue me. 869 00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:13,028 -Uh, thanks. -[sniffs] 870 00:51:13,112 --> 00:51:16,240 Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us. 871 00:51:21,537 --> 00:51:23,163 -[belches] -Shrek! 872 00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:24,957 What? It's a compliment. 873 00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:28,127 Better out than in, I always say. [laughs] 874 00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:29,837 Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess. 875 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:30,879 [belches] 876 00:51:32,047 --> 00:51:34,508 -Thanks. -She's as nasty as you are. 877 00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:35,801 [laughs] 878 00:51:35,884 --> 00:51:39,388 You know, you're not exactly what I expected. 879 00:51:39,471 --> 00:51:43,475 Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. 880 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:47,313 [vocalizing] 881 00:51:47,396 --> 00:51:50,149 [man] La liberte! Hey! 882 00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:51,066 Princess! 883 00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:54,403 -[laughs] -What are you doing? 884 00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:57,823 Be still, mon cherie, for I am your saviour! 885 00:51:57,906 --> 00:52:01,785 And I am rescuing you from this green-- [kissing sounds] 886 00:52:02,619 --> 00:52:04,872 -beast. -[Shrek] Hey! 887 00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:07,750 That's my princess! Go find your own! 888 00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:12,838 Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy here? 889 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:16,258 Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are! 890 00:52:16,342 --> 00:52:18,719 Oh! Of course! Oh, how rude. 891 00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:20,888 Please let me introduce myself. 892 00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:23,849 Oh, Merry Men! [laughs] 893 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:27,853 [accordion playing] 894 00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:30,022 ♪ Ta dah dah dah whoo ♪ 895 00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:32,316 ♪ I steal from the rich And give to the needy ♪ 896 00:52:32,399 --> 00:52:34,234 -♪ He takes a wee percentage ♪ -♪ But I'm not greedy ♪ 897 00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:36,028 ♪ I rescue pretty damsels Man I'm good ♪ 898 00:52:36,111 --> 00:52:39,073 -♪ What a guy Monsieur Hood -♪ Break it down ♪ 899 00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:45,371 ♪ I like an honest fight And a saucy little maid ♪ 900 00:52:45,454 --> 00:52:46,830 ♪ What he's basically saying is He likes to get-- ♪ 901 00:52:46,914 --> 00:52:47,915 ♪ Paid ♪ 902 00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:50,501 ♪ So when an ogre in the bush Grabs a lady by the tush ♪ 903 00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:52,795 -♪ That's bad ♪ -♪ That's bad, that's bad, that's bad ♪ 904 00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:55,756 ♪ When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad ♪ 905 00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:57,174 ♪ He's mad He's really really mad ♪ 906 00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:59,301 ♪ I'll take my blade and Ram it through your heart ♪ 907 00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:04,223 ♪ Keep your eyes on me boys 'cause I'm about to start ♪ 908 00:53:04,306 --> 00:53:06,266 -[grunts] -[groans] 909 00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:09,019 -[karate yell] -[merry men gasping] 910 00:53:09,478 --> 00:53:12,022 [panting] Man, that was annoying! 911 00:53:12,106 --> 00:53:13,607 Oh, you little-- 912 00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:26,245 [karate yell] 913 00:53:29,248 --> 00:53:32,876 [accordion playing] 914 00:53:35,712 --> 00:53:37,589 -[shouting] -[groaning] 915 00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:40,467 [groaning] 916 00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:43,595 [chuckles] Um, shall we? 917 00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:47,975 -Hold the phone. -[grunts] 918 00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:52,062 Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now. 919 00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:54,022 -Where did that come from? -What? 920 00:53:54,106 --> 00:53:56,984 That! Back there. That was amazing! 921 00:53:57,317 --> 00:53:58,527 [Shrek] Where did you learn that? 922 00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:02,072 Well-- [chuckles] When one lives alone, 923 00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:05,033 uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a-- 924 00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:07,202 -There's an arrow in your butt! -What? 925 00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:11,748 -Oh, would you look at that? -Oh, no. This is all my fault. 926 00:54:11,832 --> 00:54:13,500 I'm so sorry. Why? What's wrong? 927 00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,544 -Shrek's hurt. -Shrek's hurt. Shrek's hurt? 928 00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:17,087 Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die. 929 00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:19,715 -Donkey, I'm okay. -You can't do this to me, Shrek. 930 00:54:19,798 --> 00:54:21,049 I'm too young for you to die. 931 00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:22,926 Keep your legs elevated. Turn your head and cough. 932 00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:26,221 -Does anyone know the Heimlich? -Donkey! Calm down. 933 00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:27,723 If you want to help Shrek, 934 00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:31,059 run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns. 935 00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:33,812 Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns. 936 00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:34,938 Blue flower, red thorns. 937 00:54:35,022 --> 00:54:37,983 Don't die, Shrek. If you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! 938 00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:41,320 -[both] Donkey! -Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns. 939 00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:43,363 -Blue flower, red thorns. -What are the flowers for? 940 00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:46,158 -For getting rid of Donkey. -Ah. 941 00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:48,535 Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out. 942 00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:50,537 Ow! Hey! Easy with the yankin'. 943 00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:53,749 -I'm sorry, but it has to come out. -No, it's tender. 944 00:54:53,832 --> 00:54:55,501 Now, hold on. 945 00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:57,252 -What you're doing is the opposite of help -Don't move. 946 00:54:57,336 --> 00:54:59,755 -Okay, look, look, time out. -Would you-- 947 00:55:00,506 --> 00:55:04,718 [grunts] Okay. What do you propose we do? 948 00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:07,804 Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. 949 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:09,848 This would be so much easier if I wasn't colour-blind! 950 00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:12,226 -Blue flower, red thorns. -[Shrek] Ow! 951 00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:13,936 Hold on, Shrek! I'm comin'! 952 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,315 Ow! Not good. 953 00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:21,360 -Okay. Okay, I can nearly see the head. -[grunts] 954 00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:23,362 -It's just about-- -Ow! Ohh! 955 00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:26,907 [Donkey] Ahem. 956 00:55:27,950 --> 00:55:30,702 Nothing happened. We were just, uh-- 957 00:55:31,078 --> 00:55:34,331 Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask, okay. 958 00:55:34,414 --> 00:55:37,709 Oh, come on! That's the last thing on my mind. 959 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:41,380 The princess here was just-- Ugh! 960 00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:47,386 -Ow! -Hey, what's that? 961 00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:50,013 [nervous chuckle] That's-- Is that blood? 962 00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:51,640 [sighs] 963 00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:54,726 [bird chirping] 964 00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:00,315 [grunts] 965 00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:10,450 ♪ My beloved monster and me ♪ 966 00:56:11,785 --> 00:56:14,788 ♪ We go everywhere together ♪ 967 00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:19,918 ♪ Wearin' a raincoat That has four sleeves ♪ 968 00:56:20,836 --> 00:56:24,715 ♪ Gets us through all kinds of weather ♪ 969 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:29,970 ♪ She will always be the only thing ♪ 970 00:56:31,263 --> 00:56:34,850 ♪ That comes between me And the awful sting ♪ 971 00:56:35,434 --> 00:56:41,064 ♪ That comes from living In a world that's so damn mean ♪ 972 00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:48,238 [croaks] 973 00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:54,453 ♪ Oh oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 974 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:09,843 Hey! 975 00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:13,972 ♪ La-la, la-la la-la-la-la ♪ 976 00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:19,311 ♪ La-la, la-la, la-la ♪ 977 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:22,272 There it is, Princess. 978 00:57:23,649 --> 00:57:24,900 Your future awaits you. 979 00:57:25,484 --> 00:57:27,569 -That's DuLoc? -Yeah, I know. 980 00:57:27,653 --> 00:57:30,155 You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something, 981 00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:32,991 which I think means he has a really-- Ow! 982 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,201 Um, I, uh-- 983 00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:37,287 -I guess we better move on. -Sure. 984 00:57:37,704 --> 00:57:38,789 But, Shrek? 985 00:57:39,748 --> 00:57:42,542 -I'm-- I'm worried about Donkey. -[blubbering] 986 00:57:42,709 --> 00:57:44,795 -What? -I mean, look at him. 987 00:57:45,128 --> 00:57:48,173 -He doesn't look so good. -What are you talking about? I'm fine. 988 00:57:48,256 --> 00:57:51,969 That's what they always say, and then next thing you know, you're on your back. 989 00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:55,681 -Dead. -You know, she's right. 990 00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:58,558 You look awful. Do you want to sit down? 991 00:57:58,642 --> 00:58:01,520 -You know, I'll make you some tea. -I didn't want to say nothin' but, 992 00:58:02,062 --> 00:58:04,398 I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look. 993 00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:05,524 -[bones crunch] -Ow! See? 994 00:58:05,607 --> 00:58:08,652 -Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner. -I'll get the firewood. 995 00:58:08,735 --> 00:58:12,823 Hey, where you goin'? Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! 996 00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:15,117 I don't have any toes! 997 00:58:16,118 --> 00:58:17,661 I think I need a hug. 998 00:58:22,290 --> 00:58:23,875 Mmm. 999 00:58:24,418 --> 00:58:28,672 Mmm. This is good. This is really good. 1000 00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:32,759 -What is this? -Uh, weedrat. 1001 00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:35,053 Rotisserie style. 1002 00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:36,513 No kidding. 1003 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:39,474 Well, this is delicious. 1004 00:58:39,558 --> 00:58:41,560 Well, they're also great in stews. 1005 00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:46,314 Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weedrat stew. 1006 00:58:46,398 --> 00:58:47,607 [chuckling] 1007 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:53,280 [sighs] I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night. 1008 00:58:54,156 --> 00:58:58,326 [gulps] Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. 1009 00:58:59,244 --> 00:59:01,371 I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you. 1010 00:59:01,496 --> 00:59:04,541 Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare, you name it. 1011 00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:08,378 [chuckles] I'd like that. 1012 00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:12,132 -[slurps] -[laughs] 1013 00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:18,889 ♪ See the pyramids along the Nile ♪ 1014 00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:21,600 Um, Princess? 1015 00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:25,145 Yes, Shrek? 1016 00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:28,648 I, um, I was wondering. 1017 00:59:29,608 --> 00:59:30,901 Are you... 1018 00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:32,736 Ah, ah... 1019 00:59:34,446 --> 00:59:36,782 [sighs] Are you gonna eat that? 1020 00:59:42,537 --> 00:59:44,122 [chuckles] 1021 00:59:44,206 --> 00:59:47,334 Man, isn't this romantic? Just look at that sunset. 1022 00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:48,627 Sunset? 1023 00:59:48,710 --> 00:59:51,213 Oh, no! I mean, it's late. 1024 00:59:51,296 --> 00:59:52,923 -I-- It's very late. -What? 1025 00:59:53,006 --> 00:59:55,801 Wait a minute. I see what's goin' on here. 1026 00:59:56,468 --> 00:59:59,054 -You're afraid of the dark, aren't you? -Yes! 1027 00:59:59,304 --> 01:00:02,849 Yes, that's it. I'm terrified. You know, I'd better go inside. 1028 01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:06,228 Don't feel bad, Princess. I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until-- 1029 01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:08,980 Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark. 1030 01:00:09,064 --> 01:00:11,650 -[Shrek sighs] -Good night. 1031 01:00:12,984 --> 01:00:14,027 Good night. 1032 01:00:15,904 --> 01:00:19,074 -[door creaks] -[Donkey] Oh! 1033 01:00:19,157 --> 01:00:21,576 Now I really see what's goin' on here. 1034 01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:23,537 Oh, what are you talkin' about? 1035 01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:26,039 Hey, I don't even wanna hear it. Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts. 1036 01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:28,416 And I know you two were diggin' on each other. I could feel it. 1037 01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:31,670 Oh, you're crazy. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. 1038 01:00:32,212 --> 01:00:35,173 Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones. 1039 01:00:35,423 --> 01:00:37,342 -Just go on in and tell her how you feel. -I-- 1040 01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:41,972 There's nothing to tell. Besides, even if I did tell her that, 1041 01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:43,723 well, you know-- 1042 01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:47,269 and I'm not sayin' I do 'cause I don't-- 1043 01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:50,313 she's a princess, and I'm-- 1044 01:00:50,689 --> 01:00:51,648 An ogre? 1045 01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:55,443 Yeah. An ogre. 1046 01:00:56,153 --> 01:00:59,990 -Hey, where you goin'? -To get... more firewood. 1047 01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:11,835 [sighs] 1048 01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:20,135 Princess? 1049 01:01:21,219 --> 01:01:22,762 Princess Fiona? 1050 01:01:28,226 --> 01:01:29,895 Princess, where are you? 1051 01:01:31,104 --> 01:01:33,356 [wings fluttering] 1052 01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:36,860 Princess? 1053 01:01:38,653 --> 01:01:41,615 -[creaking] -[gasps] 1054 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:44,618 It's very spooky in here. I ain't playing no games. 1055 01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:50,832 [screams] 1056 01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:57,088 -Aah! No, help! -Oh, no! 1057 01:01:57,172 --> 01:01:58,798 -Shh! -Shrek! Shrek! 1058 01:01:58,882 --> 01:02:00,342 -Shrek! -No, it's okay. It's okay. 1059 01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:02,969 -What did you do with the princess? -Donkey, I'm the princess. 1060 01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:05,889 -Aah! -It's me, in this body. 1061 01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:08,516 Oh, my God! You ate the princess! 1062 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,435 -Can you hear me? -Donkey! 1063 01:02:10,518 --> 01:02:12,270 -Listen, keep breathing! -No! 1064 01:02:12,354 --> 01:02:13,188 I'll get you out of there! 1065 01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:15,815 -Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! -Shh. 1066 01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:17,692 -Shrek! -This is me. 1067 01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:19,903 [muffled mumbling] 1068 01:02:23,198 --> 01:02:24,366 Princess? 1069 01:02:25,825 --> 01:02:28,954 What happened to you? You're, uh, uh, 1070 01:02:29,454 --> 01:02:31,039 uh, different. 1071 01:02:31,122 --> 01:02:33,583 -I'm ugly, okay? -Well, yeah! 1072 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:36,753 Was it something you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. 1073 01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:38,797 -You are what you eat, I said. Now-- -No. 1074 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:42,509 I-- I've been this way as long as I can remember. 1075 01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:45,303 What do you mean? Look, I ain't never seen you like this before. 1076 01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:48,265 It only happens when the sun goes down. 1077 01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:53,186 By night one way, by day another. 1078 01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:55,480 This shall be the norm... 1079 01:02:55,897 --> 01:02:58,316 until you find true love's first kiss... 1080 01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:01,987 and then take love's true form." 1081 01:03:04,155 --> 01:03:07,033 Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry. 1082 01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:08,493 It's a spell. 1083 01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:11,538 [sighs] When I was a little girl, 1084 01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:13,790 a witch cast a spell on me. 1085 01:03:14,749 --> 01:03:16,668 Every night I become this. 1086 01:03:17,877 --> 01:03:20,588 This horrible, ugly beast! 1087 01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:27,512 I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me. 1088 01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:31,224 That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow, 1089 01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:33,351 before the sun sets and he sees me... 1090 01:03:35,979 --> 01:03:38,356 like this. [sobs] 1091 01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:41,901 All right, all right. Calm down. Look, it's not that bad. 1092 01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:45,739 You're not that ugly. Well, I ain't gonna lie. You are ugly. 1093 01:03:46,614 --> 01:03:49,367 But you only look like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24-7. 1094 01:03:49,576 --> 01:03:52,746 But, Donkey, I'm a princess, 1095 01:03:53,121 --> 01:03:55,582 and this is not how a princess is meant to look. 1096 01:03:55,665 --> 01:03:56,750 [sobbing] 1097 01:03:56,833 --> 01:04:00,462 Princess, how 'bout if you don't marry Farquaad? 1098 01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:02,005 I have to. 1099 01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:05,175 Only my true love's kiss can break the spell. 1100 01:04:05,592 --> 01:04:08,762 But, you know, um, you're kind of an ogre, 1101 01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:12,098 and Shrek-- well, you got a lot in common. 1102 01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:14,059 Shrek? 1103 01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:17,645 Princess, I-- Uh, how's it going, first of all? 1104 01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:20,940 Good? Um, good for me too. 1105 01:04:21,149 --> 01:04:22,192 I'm okay. 1106 01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:27,280 I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty and-- 1107 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:30,075 well, I don't really like it, 1108 01:04:30,158 --> 01:04:32,452 but I thought you might like it 'cause you're pretty. 1109 01:04:32,577 --> 01:04:35,497 But I like you anyway. I'd-- uh, uh-- 1110 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:36,748 [sighs] 1111 01:04:37,832 --> 01:04:41,294 I'm in trouble. Okay, here we go. 1112 01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:43,254 [Fiona] I can't just marry whoever I want. 1113 01:04:43,922 --> 01:04:45,507 Take a good look at me, Donkey. 1114 01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:47,759 I mean, really, 1115 01:04:48,301 --> 01:04:50,804 who could ever love a beast so hideous and ugly? 1116 01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:53,306 "Princess" and "ugly" don't go together. 1117 01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:55,683 -That's why I can't stay here with Shrek. -[gasps] 1118 01:04:55,767 --> 01:05:00,146 My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. 1119 01:05:00,647 --> 01:05:03,525 -[deep sigh] -Don't you see, Donkey? 1120 01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:05,944 That's just how it has to be. 1121 01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:10,031 It's the only way to break the spell. 1122 01:05:10,615 --> 01:05:12,992 -You at least gotta tell Shrek the truth. -No! 1123 01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:16,079 You can't breathe a word. No one must ever know. 1124 01:05:16,204 --> 01:05:18,665 What's the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep secrets? 1125 01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:21,084 Promise you won't tell. Promise! 1126 01:05:21,167 --> 01:05:23,878 All right, all right. I won't tell him. But you should. 1127 01:05:25,046 --> 01:05:27,799 I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. 1128 01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:30,510 -Look at my eye twitchin'. -[door opens] 1129 01:05:50,905 --> 01:05:52,532 [snoring] 1130 01:05:53,992 --> 01:05:57,287 [Fiona] I tell him, I tell him not. 1131 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:02,167 I tell him, I tell him not. 1132 01:06:03,168 --> 01:06:04,252 I tell him. 1133 01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:06,087 Shrek! 1134 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,424 Shrek, there's something I want-- 1135 01:06:09,549 --> 01:06:12,510 [snoring] 1136 01:06:30,778 --> 01:06:31,863 Shrek. 1137 01:06:33,865 --> 01:06:35,700 -Are you all right? -Perfect! 1138 01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:36,951 Never been better. 1139 01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:41,372 I-- I don't-- There's something I have to tell you. 1140 01:06:41,456 --> 01:06:43,750 You don't have to tell me anything, Princess. 1141 01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:46,586 -I heard enough last night. -You heard what I said? 1142 01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:47,795 Every word. 1143 01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:51,508 -I thought you'd understand. -Oh, I understand. 1144 01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:55,720 Like you said, "Who could love a hideous, ugly beast?" 1145 01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:58,765 But I thought that wouldn't matter to you. 1146 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:00,600 Yeah? Well, it does. 1147 01:07:00,767 --> 01:07:02,393 -[gasps] -[sighs] 1148 01:07:02,727 --> 01:07:04,938 -Ah, right on time. -[horse whinnies] 1149 01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:08,149 Princess, I've brought you a little something. 1150 01:07:08,233 --> 01:07:12,403 [fanfare] 1151 01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:15,782 [yawns] What'd I miss? What'd I miss? 1152 01:07:16,574 --> 01:07:19,160 [muffled] Who said that? Couldn't have been a donkey. 1153 01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:22,455 Princess Fiona. 1154 01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:25,375 As promised. Now hand it over. 1155 01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:29,921 Very well, ogre. The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed. 1156 01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:33,883 Take it and go before I change my mind. 1157 01:07:34,801 --> 01:07:37,011 [Farquaad] Forgive me, Princess, for startling you, 1158 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,930 but you startled me, 1159 01:07:39,514 --> 01:07:42,892 for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. 1160 01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:46,229 I am Lord Farquaad. 1161 01:07:46,688 --> 01:07:50,525 Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no. 1162 01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:53,570 [snaps fingers] Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying... 1163 01:07:53,695 --> 01:07:58,533 a short... farewell. 1164 01:07:59,033 --> 01:08:03,162 Ah, that is so sweet. You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre. 1165 01:08:03,246 --> 01:08:05,832 [chuckles] It's not like it has feelings. 1166 01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:09,419 No, you're right. It doesn't. 1167 01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:13,840 Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona. 1168 01:08:14,048 --> 01:08:17,051 -I ask your hand in marriage. -[gasps] 1169 01:08:17,135 --> 01:08:21,097 Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom? 1170 01:08:26,019 --> 01:08:30,607 Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make-- 1171 01:08:30,690 --> 01:08:33,735 Excellent! I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed! 1172 01:08:33,818 --> 01:08:35,945 No! I mean, uh, 1173 01:08:36,738 --> 01:08:37,739 why wait? 1174 01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:41,618 Let's get married today before the sun sets. 1175 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:44,912 Oh, anxious, are we? You're right. 1176 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:47,707 The sooner, the better. There's so much to do! 1177 01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:51,169 There's the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list. 1178 01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:53,379 Captain, round up some guests! 1179 01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:56,633 [Fiona] Fare-thee-well, ogre. 1180 01:08:57,467 --> 01:08:59,552 Shrek, what are you doing? You're letting her get away. 1181 01:08:59,719 --> 01:09:01,054 Yeah? So what? 1182 01:09:01,220 --> 01:09:02,805 Shrek, there's something about her you don't know. 1183 01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:05,433 Look, I talked to her last night. She's-- 1184 01:09:05,516 --> 01:09:09,395 I know you talked to her last night. You're great pals, aren't ya? 1185 01:09:09,729 --> 01:09:13,316 Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home? 1186 01:09:13,399 --> 01:09:15,276 Shrek, I-- I wanna go with you. 1187 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:18,071 I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me. 1188 01:09:18,196 --> 01:09:22,408 I live alone! My swamp! Me! Nobody else! 1189 01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:24,369 Understand? Nobody! 1190 01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:29,165 Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! 1191 01:09:29,457 --> 01:09:32,418 -But I thought-- -Yeah. You know what? 1192 01:09:32,752 --> 01:09:34,295 You thought wrong! 1193 01:09:36,631 --> 01:09:37,674 Shrek. 1194 01:09:44,347 --> 01:09:48,184 ♪ I heard there was A secret chord ♪ 1195 01:09:48,267 --> 01:09:51,396 ♪ That David played And it pleased the Lord ♪ 1196 01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:56,150 ♪ But you don't really Care for music do ya ♪ 1197 01:09:58,486 --> 01:10:01,489 ♪ It goes like this The fourth the fifth ♪ 1198 01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:04,617 ♪ The minor fall The major lift ♪ 1199 01:10:05,159 --> 01:10:10,331 ♪ The baffled king Composing hallelujah ♪ 1200 01:10:10,998 --> 01:10:13,793 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 1201 01:10:14,293 --> 01:10:17,004 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 1202 01:10:17,839 --> 01:10:20,883 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 1203 01:10:21,134 --> 01:10:26,264 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 1204 01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:31,894 ♪ Baby, I've been here before ♪ 1205 01:10:31,978 --> 01:10:35,106 ♪ I know this room I've walked this floor ♪ 1206 01:10:35,189 --> 01:10:40,611 ♪ I used to live alone Before I knew you ♪ 1207 01:10:42,155 --> 01:10:45,491 ♪ I've seen your flag On the marble arch ♪ 1208 01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:48,536 ♪ But love is not A victory march ♪ 1209 01:10:48,619 --> 01:10:53,458 ♪ It's a cold And it's a broken hallelujah ♪ 1210 01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:57,545 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 1211 01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,798 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 1212 01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:04,010 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 1213 01:11:04,677 --> 01:11:09,557 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 1214 01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:15,188 ♪ And all I ever Learned from love ♪ 1215 01:11:15,313 --> 01:11:17,607 ♪ Is how to shoot at someone ♪ 1216 01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:20,276 ♪ Who outdrew you ♪ 1217 01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:24,739 ♪ And it's not a cry You can hear at night ♪ 1218 01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:28,242 ♪ It's not somebody Who's seen the light ♪ 1219 01:11:28,326 --> 01:11:33,956 ♪ It's a cold and it's A broken hallelujah ♪ 1220 01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:36,959 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 1221 01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:40,505 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 1222 01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:43,966 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 1223 01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:50,973 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 1224 01:11:54,519 --> 01:11:57,063 [thumping sound] 1225 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:00,274 Donkey? 1226 01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:03,277 -[grunts] -What are you doing? 1227 01:12:03,361 --> 01:12:06,364 I would think, of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one. 1228 01:12:06,697 --> 01:12:08,115 Well, yeah. 1229 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:11,744 But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it. 1230 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:14,789 It is around your half. See, that's your half, and this is my half. 1231 01:12:14,872 --> 01:12:17,500 Oh! Your half. Hmm. 1232 01:12:17,583 --> 01:12:20,127 Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess. 1233 01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:22,421 I did half the work, I get half the booty. 1234 01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:24,966 Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head. 1235 01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:28,344 -Back off! -No, you back off. 1236 01:12:28,427 --> 01:12:30,638 -This is my swamp! -Our swamp. 1237 01:12:30,721 --> 01:12:32,056 -Let go, Donkey! -You let go. 1238 01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:34,100 -Stubborn jackass! -Smelly ogre. 1239 01:12:34,183 --> 01:12:35,518 Fine! 1240 01:12:36,644 --> 01:12:38,479 Hey, come back here. I'm not through with you yet. 1241 01:12:38,563 --> 01:12:39,939 Well, I'm through with you. 1242 01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:43,150 Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always, "Me, me, me!" 1243 01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:46,028 Well, guess what! Now it's my turn! 1244 01:12:46,112 --> 01:12:48,239 So you just shut up and pay attention! 1245 01:12:48,614 --> 01:12:50,032 You are mean to me. 1246 01:12:50,241 --> 01:12:52,869 You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! 1247 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:55,830 You're always pushing me around or pushing me away. 1248 01:12:55,913 --> 01:12:59,750 Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back? 1249 01:13:00,251 --> 01:13:03,462 Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other! 1250 01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:06,507 Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. 1251 01:13:06,757 --> 01:13:09,844 I forgive you... for stabbin' me in the back! 1252 01:13:11,345 --> 01:13:14,891 Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, 1253 01:13:14,974 --> 01:13:16,392 you're afraid of your own feelings. 1254 01:13:16,475 --> 01:13:19,020 -Go away! -See! There you are, doing it again, 1255 01:13:19,103 --> 01:13:20,104 just like you did to Fiona. 1256 01:13:20,229 --> 01:13:22,356 All she ever do was like you, maybe even love you. 1257 01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:26,861 [Shrek] Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature. 1258 01:13:26,986 --> 01:13:28,988 I heard the two of you talking. 1259 01:13:29,113 --> 01:13:30,114 She wasn't talkin' about you. 1260 01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:32,742 She was talkin' about, uh, somebody else. 1261 01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:38,331 She wasn't talking about me? 1262 01:13:38,998 --> 01:13:40,750 Well, then who was she talking about? 1263 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:43,544 Uh-uh, no way. I ain't saying anything. You don't wanna listen to me. 1264 01:13:43,628 --> 01:13:45,671 -Right? Right? -Donkey! 1265 01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:48,299 -No! -Okay, look. 1266 01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:50,384 I'm sorry, all right? 1267 01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:53,387 Hmph. 1268 01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:57,850 [sighs] I'm sorry. 1269 01:13:59,143 --> 01:14:02,939 I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. 1270 01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:05,733 Can you forgive me? 1271 01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:10,279 Hey, that's what friends are for, right? 1272 01:14:10,821 --> 01:14:12,990 Right. Friends? 1273 01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:14,575 Friends. 1274 01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:17,078 So, um, 1275 01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:20,831 what did Fiona say about me? 1276 01:14:21,207 --> 01:14:23,793 What are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her? 1277 01:14:24,543 --> 01:14:27,004 The wedding! We'll never make it in time. 1278 01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:30,341 Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where there's a will, there's a way, 1279 01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:32,343 and I have a way. [whistles] 1280 01:14:33,427 --> 01:14:35,221 [roaring] 1281 01:14:37,056 --> 01:14:39,141 -Donkey? -[Donkey laughing] 1282 01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:41,769 I guess it's just my animal magnetism. 1283 01:14:41,852 --> 01:14:45,189 [laughing] Aw, come here, you. 1284 01:14:45,272 --> 01:14:47,775 All right, all right. Don't get all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass. 1285 01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:50,403 All right, hop on and hold on tight. 1286 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,822 I haven't had a chance to install the seat belts yet. 1287 01:14:52,905 --> 01:14:54,573 [laughing] 1288 01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:02,957 [Donkey laughing] Whoo! 1289 01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:20,850 [bells tolling] 1290 01:15:23,894 --> 01:15:25,062 [all gasping] 1291 01:15:25,146 --> 01:15:27,690 {\an8}People of DuLoc, 1292 01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:31,110 {\an8}we gather here today, 1293 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:32,820 to bear witness, 1294 01:15:33,195 --> 01:15:35,031 -to the union... -Um-- 1295 01:15:35,114 --> 01:15:37,575 -...of our new king-- -Excuse me. 1296 01:15:37,825 --> 01:15:40,202 -Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"? -[chuckling] 1297 01:15:41,078 --> 01:15:41,996 Go on. 1298 01:15:43,414 --> 01:15:46,167 [screaming] 1299 01:15:47,668 --> 01:15:50,713 Go ahead, have some fun. If we need you, I'll whistle. How about that? 1300 01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:55,760 Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute! 1301 01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:58,387 -You wanna do this right, don't you? -What are you talking about? 1302 01:15:58,471 --> 01:16:00,306 There's a line, there's a line you gotta wait for. 1303 01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:02,516 The preacher's gonna say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace." 1304 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:06,771 -That's when you say, "I object!" -I don't have time for this! 1305 01:16:06,854 --> 01:16:08,522 Wait. What are you doing? Listen to me! 1306 01:16:08,606 --> 01:16:10,274 -Look, you love this woman, don't you? -Yes. 1307 01:16:10,441 --> 01:16:11,901 -You wanna hold her? -Yes. 1308 01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:13,319 -Please her? -Yes! 1309 01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:17,073 ♪ Then you got to got to Try a little tenderness ♪ 1310 01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:19,617 -The chicks love that romantic crap! -All right! Cut it out. 1311 01:16:19,825 --> 01:16:23,496 -When does this guy say the line? -We gotta check it out. 1312 01:16:23,871 --> 01:16:26,957 -[Donkey grunting] -And so, by the power vested in me, 1313 01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:29,335 -[Shrek] What do you see? -The whole town's in there. 1314 01:16:29,752 --> 01:16:32,922 -I now pronounce you husband and wife-- -They're at the altar. 1315 01:16:33,422 --> 01:16:36,008 -King and queen... -Mother Fletcher! He already said it. 1316 01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:38,344 -Oh, for the love of Pete! -[grunts] 1317 01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:41,931 I object! 1318 01:16:42,014 --> 01:16:43,724 -Shrek? -[gasps] 1319 01:16:44,475 --> 01:16:46,185 Oh, now what does he want? 1320 01:16:46,268 --> 01:16:49,021 [crowd clamouring] 1321 01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:52,775 Hi, everyone. Havin' a good time, are ya? 1322 01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:55,319 [laughs] I love DuLoc, first of all. 1323 01:16:55,402 --> 01:16:57,488 -Very clean. -What are you doing here? 1324 01:16:57,571 --> 01:17:00,741 Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, 1325 01:17:00,825 --> 01:17:03,661 -but showing up uninvited to a wedding-- -Fiona! 1326 01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:06,789 -I need to talk to you. -Oh, now you wanna talk? 1327 01:17:07,289 --> 01:17:09,959 Well, It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me-- 1328 01:17:10,126 --> 01:17:12,711 -But you can't marry him. -And why not? 1329 01:17:12,962 --> 01:17:16,715 Because-- Because he's just marrying you so he can be king. 1330 01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:19,343 Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him. 1331 01:17:19,426 --> 01:17:22,680 -He's not your true love. -And what do you know about true love? 1332 01:17:22,763 --> 01:17:25,266 Well, I-- Uh-- 1333 01:17:25,850 --> 01:17:28,769 -I mean-- -Oh, this is precious. 1334 01:17:28,853 --> 01:17:33,566 [chuckling] The ogre has fallen in love with the princess! 1335 01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:35,985 -Oh, good Lord. -[crowd laughing] 1336 01:17:36,068 --> 01:17:37,945 An ogre and a princess! 1337 01:17:38,028 --> 01:17:42,908 [laughing continues] 1338 01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:46,203 Shrek, is this true? 1339 01:17:47,371 --> 01:17:49,957 Who cares? It's preposterous! 1340 01:17:50,124 --> 01:17:53,711 Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our "happily ever after." 1341 01:17:53,794 --> 01:17:56,589 Now kiss me! Mmmm! 1342 01:18:00,509 --> 01:18:03,429 "By night one way, by day another." 1343 01:18:06,182 --> 01:18:07,725 I wanted to show you before. 1344 01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:30,915 -[whimpers] -[crowd gasping] 1345 01:18:31,749 --> 01:18:33,500 Well, uh, 1346 01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:35,586 that explains a lot. 1347 01:18:36,212 --> 01:18:39,298 [Farquaad] Ugh! It's disgusting! 1348 01:18:39,757 --> 01:18:41,342 Guards! Guards! 1349 01:18:41,425 --> 01:18:44,970 I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them! 1350 01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:47,014 -Get them both! -No, no! 1351 01:18:47,097 --> 01:18:48,933 This hocus-pocus alters nothing. 1352 01:18:49,016 --> 01:18:51,435 This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! 1353 01:18:51,518 --> 01:18:53,771 -See? See? -No, let go of me! Shrek! 1354 01:18:53,854 --> 01:18:54,688 No! 1355 01:18:54,772 --> 01:18:56,148 [Farquaad] Don't just-stand there, you morons. 1356 01:18:56,232 --> 01:18:57,733 Get out of my way! Fiona! 1357 01:18:57,900 --> 01:18:59,652 [grunts] 1358 01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:02,571 Arrgh! 1359 01:19:03,489 --> 01:19:05,074 [Farquaad] I'll make you regret the day we met. 1360 01:19:05,157 --> 01:19:06,659 I'll see you drawn and quartered! 1361 01:19:06,825 --> 01:19:09,787 -You'll beg for death to save you! -No! Shrek! 1362 01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:12,748 -And as for you, my wife, -Fiona! 1363 01:19:12,831 --> 01:19:16,043 I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! 1364 01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:18,003 -I am king! -[whistles] 1365 01:19:18,087 --> 01:19:22,132 I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have-- 1366 01:19:22,216 --> 01:19:23,175 [growling] 1367 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:25,302 Aaah! 1368 01:19:26,303 --> 01:19:28,973 -Aah! All right. -Nobody move. 1369 01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:30,933 I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it. 1370 01:19:31,016 --> 01:19:33,852 -[dragon roars] -I'm a donkey on the edge! 1371 01:19:35,354 --> 01:19:38,065 -[belches] -[Donkey laughs] 1372 01:19:38,148 --> 01:19:40,609 Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they? 1373 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:43,904 [cheering] 1374 01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:45,239 Go ahead, Shrek. 1375 01:19:46,198 --> 01:19:48,117 Uh, Fiona? 1376 01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:50,953 Yes, Shrek? 1377 01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:55,582 I-- I love you. 1378 01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:57,501 Really? 1379 01:19:59,670 --> 01:20:00,671 Really, really. 1380 01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:04,341 I love you too. 1381 01:20:09,763 --> 01:20:11,682 [all] Aawww! 1382 01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:16,729 [Fiona's voice] "Until you find true love's first kiss... 1383 01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:20,524 [echoing] ...and then take love's true form." 1384 01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:47,009 [echoing] "Take love's true form. Take love's true form." 1385 01:20:53,223 --> 01:20:54,350 Fiona? 1386 01:20:57,978 --> 01:20:58,896 Fiona. 1387 01:21:00,314 --> 01:21:01,774 Are you all right? 1388 01:21:03,567 --> 01:21:04,693 Well, yes. 1389 01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:07,404 But I don't understand. 1390 01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:10,282 I'm supposed to be beautiful. 1391 01:21:13,452 --> 01:21:14,661 But you are beautiful. 1392 01:21:15,788 --> 01:21:17,414 [chuckles] 1393 01:21:17,664 --> 01:21:19,708 I was hoping this would be a happy ending. 1394 01:21:24,254 --> 01:21:28,884 ♪ I thought love was only true In fairy tales ♪ 1395 01:21:28,967 --> 01:21:30,469 [all] Oy! 1396 01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:34,431 ♪ Meant for someone else But not for me ♪ 1397 01:21:36,517 --> 01:21:38,894 ♪ Love was out to get me ♪ 1398 01:21:39,561 --> 01:21:41,355 ♪ That's the way it seemed ♪ 1399 01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:46,902 ♪ Disappointment haunted all my dreams ♪ 1400 01:21:46,985 --> 01:21:49,029 ♪ And then I saw her face ♪ 1401 01:21:50,364 --> 01:21:52,408 ♪ Now I'm a believer ♪ 1402 01:21:53,242 --> 01:21:54,993 ♪ And not a trace ♪ 1403 01:21:55,869 --> 01:21:57,996 ♪ Of doubt in my mind ♪ 1404 01:21:59,456 --> 01:22:02,584 ♪ I'm in love Ooh-ahh ♪ 1405 01:22:02,709 --> 01:22:05,295 ♪ I'm a believer I couldn't leave her ♪ 1406 01:22:05,379 --> 01:22:07,756 ♪ If I tried ♪ 1407 01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:10,551 God bless us, every one. 1408 01:22:11,343 --> 01:22:15,347 ♪ Come on, y'all! Then I saw her face, ha-ha! ♪ 1409 01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:18,559 ♪ Now I'm a believer Listen ♪ 1410 01:22:18,642 --> 01:22:21,395 ♪ Not a trace ♪ 1411 01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:23,522 ♪ Of doubt in my mind ♪ 1412 01:22:24,398 --> 01:22:27,484 ♪ I'm in love Ooh-ahh ♪ 1413 01:22:27,568 --> 01:22:32,156 ♪ I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried ♪ 1414 01:22:32,239 --> 01:22:34,950 -Ooh! -Uh! 1415 01:22:35,075 --> 01:22:37,619 ♪ Then I saw her face ♪ 1416 01:22:37,703 --> 01:22:40,581 ♪ Now I'm a believer Hey ♪ 1417 01:22:40,664 --> 01:22:43,417 ♪ Not a trace Uh, yeah ♪ 1418 01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:46,628 ♪ Of doubt in my mind One more time ♪ 1419 01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:51,675 ♪ I'm in love I'm a believer ♪ 1420 01:22:51,758 --> 01:22:53,385 [Donkey] Come on! 1421 01:22:53,469 --> 01:22:55,471 ♪ I believe, I believe I believe, I believe ♪ 1422 01:22:55,554 --> 01:22:58,098 ♪ I believe, I believe I believe, I believe I believe, hey ♪ 1423 01:22:58,182 --> 01:23:00,809 ♪ Y'all sing it with me ♪ 1424 01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:02,186 ♪ I believe ♪ 1425 01:23:02,686 --> 01:23:05,397 ♪ I believe People in the back ♪ 1426 01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:08,650 ♪ I believe I'm a believer ♪ 1427 01:23:08,734 --> 01:23:11,236 ♪ I believe ♪ 1428 01:23:11,737 --> 01:23:14,281 {\an8}♪ I believe ♪ 1429 01:23:14,615 --> 01:23:19,369 {\an8}♪ I believe ♪ 1430 01:23:19,453 --> 01:23:21,663 [hysterical laughing] 1431 01:23:21,747 --> 01:23:23,916 Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. 1432 01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:25,918 [Donkey] I can't breathe. I can't breathe. 1433 01:23:27,461 --> 01:23:29,671 ♪ I believe in self-assertion ♪ 1434 01:23:29,755 --> 01:23:31,965 ♪ Destiny or a slight diversion ♪ 1435 01:23:32,049 --> 01:23:36,303 ♪ Now it seems I've got my head on straight ♪ 1436 01:23:36,386 --> 01:23:38,514 ♪ I'm a freak an apparition ♪ 1437 01:23:38,597 --> 01:23:40,724 ♪ Seems I've made the right decision ♪ 1438 01:23:40,807 --> 01:23:44,228 ♪ To try to turn back now It might be too late ♪ 1439 01:23:44,311 --> 01:23:48,690 ♪ I want to stay home today Don't wanna go out ♪ 1440 01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:53,111 ♪ If anyone comes to play Gonna get thrown out ♪ 1441 01:23:53,195 --> 01:23:57,783 {\an8}♪ I wanna stay home today Don't want no company ♪ 1442 01:23:57,866 --> 01:24:00,327 {\an8}♪ No way ♪ 1443 01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:02,996 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1444 01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:05,290 ♪ I wanna be a millionaire someday ♪ 1445 01:24:05,374 --> 01:24:07,543 ♪ But know what it feels Like to give it away ♪ 1446 01:24:07,626 --> 01:24:11,046 ♪ Watch me march to the beat of my own drum ♪ 1447 01:24:11,129 --> 01:24:13,715 ♪ And it's off to the moon And then back again ♪ 1448 01:24:13,799 --> 01:24:15,842 ♪ Same old day Same situation ♪ 1449 01:24:15,968 --> 01:24:19,972 ♪ My happiness rears back as if to say ♪ 1450 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:24,351 ♪ I wanna stay home today Don't wanna go out ♪ 1451 01:24:24,434 --> 01:24:28,814 ♪ If anyone comes my way Gonna get thrown out ♪ 1452 01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:33,527 ♪ I wanna stay home today Don't want no company ♪ 1453 01:24:33,610 --> 01:24:36,071 ♪ No way ♪ 1454 01:24:36,154 --> 01:24:39,199 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1455 01:24:42,536 --> 01:24:47,249 ♪ I wanna stay home stay home stay home ♪ 1456 01:24:47,332 --> 01:24:52,379 ♪ I wanna stay home today Don't wanna go out ♪ 1457 01:24:52,462 --> 01:24:57,009 ♪ If anyone comes to play Gonna get thrown out ♪ 1458 01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:59,845 ♪ I wanna stay home today ♪ 1459 01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:03,932 ♪ Don't want no company No way ♪ 1460 01:25:04,016 --> 01:25:07,311 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1461 01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:24,620 ♪ I get such a thrill When you look in my eyes ♪ 1462 01:25:24,703 --> 01:25:28,832 ♪ My heart skips a beat Girl I feel so alive ♪ 1463 01:25:28,915 --> 01:25:32,711 ♪ Please tell me baby if all this is true ♪ 1464 01:25:32,794 --> 01:25:36,840 ♪ 'Cause deep down inside All I wanted was you ♪ 1465 01:25:36,923 --> 01:25:40,886 ♪ Oh-oh-oh Makes me wanna dance ♪ 1466 01:25:40,969 --> 01:25:44,806 ♪ Oh-oh-oh It's a new romance ♪ 1467 01:25:44,890 --> 01:25:48,935 ♪ Oh-oh-oh I look into your eyes ♪ 1468 01:25:49,019 --> 01:25:52,856 ♪ Oh-oh-oh The best years of our lives ♪ 1469 01:25:52,939 --> 01:25:56,735 ♪ When we first met I could hardly believe ♪ 1470 01:25:56,818 --> 01:26:00,739 ♪ The things that would happen And we could achieve ♪ 1471 01:26:00,822 --> 01:26:04,534 ♪ So let's be together For all of our time ♪ 1472 01:26:04,618 --> 01:26:08,497 ♪ Oh, girl, I'm so thankful That you are still mine ♪ 1473 01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:10,957 ♪ You always consider me Like an ugly duckling ♪ 1474 01:26:11,041 --> 01:26:13,251 ♪ And treat me like a Nostradamus, Was why I had to get my shine on ♪ 1475 01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:15,337 ♪ I break a little something To keep my mind on ♪ 1476 01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:17,756 ♪ 'Cause you had my mind gone Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh ♪ 1477 01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:20,676 ♪ Turn the lights on Come on baby Let's just rewind the song ♪ 1478 01:26:20,801 --> 01:26:23,095 ♪ 'Cause all I want to do Is make the rest years the best years ♪ 1479 01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:25,347 ♪ All night long ♪ 1480 01:26:25,472 --> 01:26:28,600 ♪ Oh-oh-oh makes me wanna dance Makes me wanna dance ♪ 1481 01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:32,604 ♪ Oh-oh-oh it's a new romance It's a new romance ♪ 1482 01:26:32,688 --> 01:26:35,982 ♪ Oh-oh-oh I look into your eyes Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 1483 01:26:36,066 --> 01:26:38,694 ♪ Look into your eyes Oh-oh-oh ♪ 1484 01:26:38,777 --> 01:26:41,613 ♪ The best years of our lives Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1485 01:26:41,697 --> 01:26:44,908 ♪ Oh-oh-oh makes me wanna dance Whoa-oh-oh, dance, yeah ♪ 1486 01:26:44,991 --> 01:26:48,662 ♪ Oh-oh-oh It's a new romance ♪ 1487 01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:52,916 ♪ Oh-oh-oh I look into your eyes Look into your eyes, yeah ♪ 1488 01:26:52,999 --> 01:26:57,754 ♪ Oh-oh-oh The best years of our lives ♪ 1489 01:26:57,838 --> 01:27:00,632 ♪ Everything looks bright ♪ 1490 01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:03,009 ♪ Standing in your light ♪ 1491 01:27:03,093 --> 01:27:05,429 ♪ Everything feels right ♪ 1492 01:27:05,512 --> 01:27:08,432 ♪ What's left is out of sight ♪ 1493 01:27:08,515 --> 01:27:13,228 ♪ What's a girl to do I'm telling you, you're on my mind ♪ 1494 01:27:13,311 --> 01:27:15,856 ♪ I wanna be with you ♪ 1495 01:27:15,939 --> 01:27:18,316 ♪ 'Cause when you're Standin' next to me ♪ 1496 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:20,235 ♪ It's like wow ♪ 1497 01:27:20,318 --> 01:27:23,280 ♪ And all your kisses Seem to set me free ♪ 1498 01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:25,407 ♪ It's like wow ♪ 1499 01:27:25,490 --> 01:27:28,785 ♪ And when we touch It's such a rush I can't get enough ♪ 1500 01:27:28,869 --> 01:27:31,621 ♪ It's like-- It's like Ooh-ooh ♪ 1501 01:27:31,705 --> 01:27:34,124 ♪ Hey, what ♪ 1502 01:27:34,207 --> 01:27:37,544 ♪ It's like wow Ooh-ooh, hey ♪ 1503 01:27:37,627 --> 01:27:40,881 ♪ Hey, yeah It's like wow ♪ 1504 01:27:40,964 --> 01:27:44,426 ♪ Everything is looking Right now, right now ♪ 1505 01:27:44,509 --> 01:27:47,888 ♪ It's like wow And I got this feeling ♪ 1506 01:27:47,971 --> 01:27:50,891 ♪ This feeling It's just like wow ♪ 1507 01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:53,143 ♪ It's just like wow ♪ 1508 01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:55,228 ♪ You are all I'm thinking of Like wow ♪ 1509 01:27:55,312 --> 01:27:59,524 ♪ Everything feels right Everything feels right ♪ 1510 01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:02,444 ♪ Like wow Everything looks bright ♪ 1511 01:28:02,527 --> 01:28:04,696 ♪ All my senses are right ♪ 1512 01:28:04,780 --> 01:28:07,324 ♪ Like wow Everything feels right ♪ 1513 01:28:07,407 --> 01:28:10,744 ♪ Baby, baby, baby The way I'm feeling you ♪ 1514 01:28:10,827 --> 01:28:12,829 ♪ Is like wow ♪ 1515 01:28:12,913 --> 01:28:16,166 [instrumental] 1516 01:28:33,350 --> 01:28:36,853 ♪ There is something That I see ♪ 1517 01:28:36,937 --> 01:28:40,398 ♪ In the way You look at me ♪ 1518 01:28:40,482 --> 01:28:43,985 ♪ There's a smile There's a truth ♪ 1519 01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:47,489 ♪ In your eyes ♪ 1520 01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:50,909 ♪ What an unexpected way ♪ 1521 01:28:50,992 --> 01:28:54,371 ♪ On this unexpected day ♪ 1522 01:28:54,454 --> 01:28:56,373 ♪ Could it be ♪ 1523 01:28:56,456 --> 01:29:01,378 ♪ This is where I belong ♪ 1524 01:29:01,461 --> 01:29:04,798 ♪ It is you I have loved ♪ 1525 01:29:04,881 --> 01:29:07,926 ♪ All along ♪ 1526 01:29:08,009 --> 01:29:11,721 ♪ There's no more mystery ♪ 1527 01:29:11,805 --> 01:29:15,183 ♪ It is finally clear to me ♪ 1528 01:29:15,267 --> 01:29:19,020 ♪ You're the home My heart's searched for ♪ 1529 01:29:19,104 --> 01:29:22,107 ♪ So long ♪ 1530 01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:25,777 ♪ It is you I have loved ♪ 1531 01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:30,156 ♪ All along ♪ 1532 01:29:56,933 --> 01:30:00,812 ♪ Whoa, over and over ♪ 1533 01:30:00,895 --> 01:30:05,984 ♪ I'm filled with emotion ♪ 1534 01:30:06,067 --> 01:30:08,903 ♪ As I look ♪ 1535 01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:14,117 ♪ Into your perfect face ♪ 1535 01:30:15,305 --> 01:31:15,273 120840