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[pages riffling]
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♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
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♪
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[muffled shouting]
[raspy breathing]
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[muffled shouting continues]
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[monitor beeping]
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Where are the rest?
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There was no one else, sir.
He was the only one who survived.
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There were two dozen
elite soldiers on that mountain!
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This wounded lump of shit
is all that's left?
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[groaning]
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Monkey!
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[beeping quickens]
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[flatline]
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What the hell does that mean?
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MEDIC: I don't know.
He's been saying it since we found him.
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We think that's who attacked him.
A monkey.
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Monkeys don't shoot guns!
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Monkeys don't even use tools!
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Actually, sir, I saw a documentary
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Shut up! Monkey is
a codename, you idiot!
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Find this Monkey.
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And when you do,
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I want him erased
from the face of the goddamn Earth!
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Yes, sir!
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♪ dramatic theme continues ♪
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♪
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BRYCE:
I know, it's weird, right?
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So I'm heading towards this light,
and I'm psyched for my life
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to flash before my eyes because,
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well, there's a lot of baller shit
in there that I'd love to see, you know.
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Especially the adult content. And some
of the bloopers, if I'm being honest.
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But I didn't see any of that. Nothing. No.
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All I saw was you.
[Monkey grunts]
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Which is ironic because,
well, I just met you
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and I'm pretty sure you hate my guts.
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But hey, man, we are linked. You know?
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Linked, but in two different realms.
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You know what? I'm like Swayze
and you're Demi Moore.
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Hello. Ghost?
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Okay, not a big romcom guy, all right.
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Oh, oh, I know,
I'm Slimer, and you're Venkman.
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Nothing, huh? Seriously? Wow.
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Uh, I'm Beetlejuice
and you're Winona Ryder?
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Uh, I'm the rotting chick in the bathtub
and you're Jack Nicholson!
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[screeches]
I mean, beats me, man, you know,
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some ghosts haunt a place.
Some haunt people.
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Maybe I'm just forced
to haunt a dumb animal.
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[whooshing]
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[Monkey screeches]
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I'm just trying to wrap my head around
what the heck's going on with me.
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Like, is this Purgatory?
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Sitting on top of a train with a monkey
that yells at you the whole time?
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[screeches]
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That's what I'm trying
to tell you: I can't.
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See? This is what I'm talking about.
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It's like a ghostleash.
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Regarding you and me, though,
I know I could be very helpful to you.
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You know, I know where all
the bodies are buried,
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and you, well, um,
I mean, you can learn, right?
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[growls]
Okay, so what's your plan?
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You just gonna kill everyone you meet?
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[huffing]
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Okay!
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Yeah, no, suit yourself.
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Oh, dude, you are gonna love Tokyo.
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♪
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[horn honks]
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[tires squealing]
[siren wailing]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[hoots]
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[horn honks]
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[horn blares]
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[indiscernible conversations]
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[whimpers]
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Ho ho ho. Hey,
I told you you'd love it here!
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[grumbles]
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Come on, follow me.
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If you're into scummy dark places,
I got the perfect spot for you.
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[crowd screaming]
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ITO:
No! No, no. Wait, Hiroshi!
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[gunshots]
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Hiroshi...
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POLICE CAPTAIN: [muffled] Clock in
over there if you want to get paid.
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That's the vending machine.
Never works.
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[chuckles]
And here is the famous Lieutenant Ito.
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The pride of the department.
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Hmm.
POLICE CAPTAIN: Lieutenant,
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I'd like to introduce you
to your new partner,
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Haruka.
Hi. Hello.
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POLICE CAPTAIN:
She comes very highly recommended.
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I trust you'll make her feel
right at home.
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I'm off duty.
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Unless you want to watch me eat.
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Oh.
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Good luck.
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HARUKA: I am very honored
to be working with you, Itosan.
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You talk funny,
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where are you from?
Oh, Hokkaido.
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Actually from an island called Rishiri.
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Never heard of it.
Not a lot of people know about it.
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You can see Russia
from our police station.
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I was the number one
police officer in my island.
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How many officers in total?
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Two. Including me.
Hmm.
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Orimasta. I'll take a double brandy
and a fish cake.
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Just water.
Okay, confession time.
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What did they tell you about me?
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That you're a 20year
veteran of the force
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and that I should listen
and learn from you.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
and then there was a "but."
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What came after the "but"?
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You could have made captain,
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but you took a bribe
and it damaged your career.
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That you don't follow protocol
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and... that you may have
a slight drinking problem.
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Yep, that's pretty accurate.
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And you're obsessed with trying
to find your partner's killer.
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There's no try.
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I am going to find the person responsible.
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And when I do, I promise you,
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I'm not going to arrest them.
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What? You want me to arrest them?
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No, I'm going to kill them.
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Oh.
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Got it.
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BRYCE: Okay, so this lady was
my only real point of contact.
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I say we just play it
old school, you know.
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Walk in there, hold a gun to her face,
demand the info.
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And remember, the whole goal
is maximum intimidation,
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so act like you're a little nuts.
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Which, you know, shouldn't be
a problem for you.
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[hoots]
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Of course it's safe.
No, she's an oldass lady.
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♪
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[bubbling]
[whimpers]
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BRYCE:
Hey, dude.
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They're already sashimi. Let's go.
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Ah. Maybe it's her night off.
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Or maybe she's dead.
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This lady had, like, fullblown
Tuberculosis the last time I saw her.
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Just coughing every
Oh, my God.
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Will you look at this?
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She's running, like,
15 different Keno games at once.
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This chick's like
the Bobby Fischer of Keno.
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And evidently supplies
half the guns in Japan.
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Oh, shit.
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[gas hisses]
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[Monkey hoots]
BRYCE: Goddammit!
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[coughs]
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[menacing laughter]
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[hoots]
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Hey, there he is!
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Okay, clearly I misjudged this chick.
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[hooting, screeching]
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Okay, look, I understand you're having
a very hard time right now.
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Can you, uh, maybe work
on some hand signals, you know.
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Like sign language? 'Cause the screeching
here is super annoying.
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[screeching]
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Okay, dude, there's a piece of metal,
like a hook or something for another belt.
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If you reach under it,
you might be able to bend it.
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Will you look at that!
Opposable thumbs for the win!
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Woo! There you go! Jane Goodall would
have shit her khakis if she saw that!
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Whoohoo!
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[whooshes]
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[menacing laughter]
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Oh, you're dead now, rat!
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[Monkey screeches]
BRYCE: Run!
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[laughter continues]
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[coughing]
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Here, monkey, monkey, monkey.
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You want to play a little hide and seek?
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Keep going, buddy! Keep going!
You got it. Don't look back!
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[screeches]
Holy shit! This lady is mean!
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There's nowhere to run, little monkey.
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I'm gonna set a pick on her ass!
Keep going, I got ya!
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Oh, that's right, I'm a ghost.
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[hooting]
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[groans]
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[bones crunching]
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[screaming]
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I don't need two arms to kill you!
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BRYCE: Oh, my God,
she's just gonna play through it.
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This woman's nuts!
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You're gonna die!
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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BRYCE: Hey, hey!
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Wow!
OLD WOMAN: You dickhead!
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[grunts]
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No!
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Help me!
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Help me!
All right, lady, who do you work for?
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Who do you work for?
Oh, shit. She can't hear me.
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Hey! Ask her who she works for!
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[hooting]
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Pull the plug!
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Do you really not know
any sign language?
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[screeching]
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You cocksucker!
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BRYCE:
Ewwwwwhewhewhew.
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Okay. Okay. Good effort.
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All right, so which half
do you want to interrogate?
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[grunting]
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Hey! Hey!
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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[hooting]
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It's money. You know, cash.
Moolah. Ducats.
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How do I explain this?
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Okay, look, you know how sometimes
another monkey has something you want,
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like, I don't know, a banana
or a bunch of cocaine?
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Well, this is how you get them
to give you that.
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[grunts]
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[zips up]
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[siren wailing]
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[man grunting]
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♪
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Ugh, will you stop
beating yourself up.
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I mean, you heard that lady's cough.
She was going to die anyway.
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She probably had, like,
an hour to live. Tops.
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[hooting]
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No, no, it's not blood money.
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I mean, yes.
No, it's literally splattered with blood,
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yeah, but you earned it, you know.
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And now we can use it to find
some place out of the way.
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Someplace like, um
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Yeah. Dududududu. Hmm.
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This one has free wifi.
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♪ instrumental music
playing on speakers ♪
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♪
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Huh?
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♪
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♪ music continues ♪
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[clicking]
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Well, okay. Oh, here we go.
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Oh, yup. Yup.
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This is a goddamn nightmare.
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[car alarms blaring]
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[sighs]
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Hey, can I get a little help here?
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Lame. Why don't you see
what else is on.
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Oh. Great.
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Hey, this means "thanks a lot."
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First signlanguage lesson for you.
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[grunts]
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Hey, I'd be careful
using that hot tub if I were you,
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or the next person you'll have
to hunt down is a dermatologist.
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[Monkey groans sadly]
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♪
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Everyone is just devastated
by Ken's untimely passing,
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most of all me.
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I was looking forward
to beating him at the polls.
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This just feels like such a letdown.
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I'm sure.
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So I'm here to graciously say that
I'm going to stop running ads,
256
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,458
cancel my rallies.
257
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,878
You know, out of respect
for Ken's memory.
258
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:55,825
Since it's pretty obvious... I've won.
259
00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:58,705
Better luck next time.
260
00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:03,210
What a scumbag!
261
00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:06,128
He wasn't here to give his condolences,
he was here to gloat!
262
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,825
Like the pig he is.
Akiko, not now.
263
00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:11,333
And look at us!
What a bunch of wimps.
264
00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:12,793
Why did we give up?
265
00:12:12,792 --> 00:12:15,292
We were only a few points behind
and gaining before
266
00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:17,752
Before what? Ken got shot?
267
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,880
Before our candidate got killed?
268
00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,575
I've got news for you:
269
00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:24,883
you can't have a campaign
without a candidate.
270
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,785
We do have a candidate.
You!
271
00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:29,082
What are you talking about?
272
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,883
You know Ken's whole strategy.
273
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,455
You've been helping him get elected
his entire career.
274
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,208
I'm a total unknown.
275
00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:37,878
It's less than six weeks
before the election,
276
00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:39,955
and I'm not Ken.
277
00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:42,208
I can't speak like him.
278
00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:44,288
Yes, you can. I could help you.
279
00:12:44,292 --> 00:12:45,582
There would be so much good will.
280
00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:47,753
The people are crying out
for someone to pick up the baton.
281
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,710
It's waiting for you, uncle.
282
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,213
It's what Ken would have wanted.
283
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,580
[grunting]
284
00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:00,503
[hooting]
285
00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:04,462
[screeching]
286
00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:11,247
Buddy, you up? Buddy?
287
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,128
Hey!
[hoots]
288
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,415
Oh, what a nightmare.
Apparently, I don't sleep.
289
00:13:15,417 --> 00:13:16,457
You know. Like, at all.
290
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:18,878
Just thinking about shit, you know.
Waiting for you to get up.
291
00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:20,995
By the way, I don't know
if you've been told this before,
292
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,080
but you talk in your sleep.
293
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:24,003
Uh, screech. It's loud as shit, too.
294
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:28,423
Scary. Hey, look, I don't mind being alone
with my thoughts, but only, like,
295
00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:31,747
for that couple of minutes on a plane
where you have to put your phone away.
296
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,130
A whole night of that stuff. No, thanks.
[door opens]
297
00:13:36,042 --> 00:13:38,002
Dude, where you going?
298
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,128
[indiscernible police radio chatter]
[siren wailing]
299
00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:41,285
[camera shutter clicks]
300
00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:44,205
Back in my day,
a crime scene just meant a shooting.
301
00:13:46,417 --> 00:13:48,327
Huh. Strange.
302
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:51,583
She chased whoever killed her
high up into that machine.
303
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,753
Must've been an excellent climber.
And small.
304
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,583
Maybe a circus person?
305
00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:59,633
Go and get the serial numbers
off those guns.
306
00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:03,165
I bet you'll find they have something
to do with the Takahara assassination.
307
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,670
♪
308
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:13,383
Man, I don't think I've been sober
this long for, like, 20 years.
309
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:14,915
This is a terrible idea, by the way.
310
00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:16,747
Only a complete idiot goes back
to the scene of the
311
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,130
Oh, my God, who is this?
312
00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:25,167
Why is a General stopping by
to check outHoly shit! 128th!
313
00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:28,287
Those are the dickheads
that met me at the airport.
314
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:31,883
This must be the asshole
who ordered them to kill me.
315
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:32,705
[growls]
316
00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:34,288
Right. Rightrightright. Sorry.
317
00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:37,042
And your whole monkey tribe. Or village.
318
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,882
Or pod. Or whatever, you know
319
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,080
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
320
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,673
♪
321
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:49,247
Woo! Yes, sir!
Brycie's still got it, baby!
322
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:52,330
See, this is why you always return
to the scene of a crime.
323
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,250
Come on, come on, come on,
let's go, you're losing him!
324
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,080
[Monkey screeches]
Hey, pal,
325
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:59,213
I'm working just as hard
as you are, okay.
326
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:01,328
[chuckles] Woo!
327
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:09,495
[wind gusting]
328
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,670
♪ tense music playing ♪
329
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:15,577
♪
330
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:17,457
[door opens]
331
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:22,575
Off, monkey!
332
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:23,923
[hoots]
333
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,285
Oh. Wait, hold up.
Uhuh. Time out.
334
00:15:29,292 --> 00:15:30,502
No, no, no, no, no.
335
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,540
No way. Nope. I've never been
to the funeral of someone I've killed,
336
00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:34,962
and I'm not about to start now.
337
00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:36,828
It's like getting brunch
with a onenight stand.
338
00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:39,543
Your time together is over. I don't need
to eat French Toast with you.
339
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,963
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
340
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,578
Wait a minute! Stop! Halt!
341
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:45,883
Jesus, if you're so hellbent on going in,
342
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:48,575
at least use the back door
like a professional.
343
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,330
I gotta say, being dead sucks.
344
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:57,043
But some shit?
Lot easier than when I was alive.
345
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,043
Like this stuff.
346
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:02,292
Whoahoho! You look like
you're rocking a butthawk, dude.
347
00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:04,422
Not a good look.
We gotta get you a disguise.
348
00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:08,127
I can literally see your sphincter
clenching with effort right now.
349
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,375
[hoots]
350
00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:13,042
♪ tense music playing ♪
351
00:16:13,042 --> 00:16:15,292
♪
352
00:16:15,292 --> 00:16:17,712
Okay, buddy, eyes on the prize.
353
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:20,788
[sniffs]
This here is a real hornet's nest,
354
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:22,582
so the quicker we can get in
and get out, the better.
355
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:24,383
[stomach rumbles]
[groans]
356
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,075
WhatOh! Or that...
357
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:29,538
♪
358
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,497
[laughter]
359
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:34,288
[grunts]
360
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:36,463
[laughter]
361
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,958
Pay up, bitches!
Dammit!
362
00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:45,833
MRS. TAKAHARA: Because a coward took
my husband from us.
363
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,537
A coward with a gun.
364
00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:51,382
Small minded and weak.
365
00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:54,245
Who felt that the only way
he could matter in this world
366
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,960
was to take someone
who did matter from all of us.
367
00:16:57,958 --> 00:17:00,378
Yeesh, that's a little harsh.
368
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:04,035
The world won't remember
this small inconsequential man,
369
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:08,325
but they will remember my husband.
370
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,583
[applause]
371
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:19,998
[laughter]
372
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:25,127
♪
373
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:28,458
[squawks]
374
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:31,497
Monkey!
[hoots]
375
00:17:32,042 --> 00:17:33,882
Monkey, you're my friend!
376
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,210
No, you're mine!
377
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:42,462
KATO:
I was promised money.
378
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,998
I was promised I'd be a hero!
379
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,790
But now I lost two squads of men.
380
00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:51,382
I've got no money.
And people are dying everywhere!
381
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:55,498
Please. I know
this is highly inappropriate
382
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,670
for me to be speaking with you.
383
00:17:57,667 --> 00:18:01,207
I understand none of us are supposed
to know who was involved.
384
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:04,128
But I'm facing real pressure to explain
385
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,535
what happened up there.
386
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,962
[man sighs]
387
00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:10,208
MAN:
It's a very fluid situation.
388
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,038
But it's being contained.
389
00:18:12,042 --> 00:18:14,082
KATO:
The hell does that mean?
390
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,793
Just tell me, am I next?
391
00:18:16,292 --> 00:18:18,672
Are you cleaning house?
392
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:20,957
Am I getting thrown
under the goddamn bus?
393
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,580
[grunts]
394
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:30,828
MAN: I'm sorry. You must have me
confused with someone else.
395
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,958
Wait a minute, why am I hiding?
I'm invisible.
396
00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:37,172
What? What the hell?
What? No.
397
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,077
No, no, no. No! No!
398
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,253
Shit!
399
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:43,253
Argh! Dammit!
400
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,250
[Monkey screeching]
[kid yelling]
401
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,577
[kid grunts]
Hey!
402
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:50,710
No, monkey. No!
403
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:52,328
[whimpers, sighs]
404
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,750
♪
405
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,963
♪ Deerhoof's Believe E. S. P. playing ♪
406
00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:09,248
♪
407
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,538
♪ Obsession ♪
408
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,170
♪ You're reading my mind ♪
409
00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:19,377
♪ How sad ♪
410
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:22,455
There you are. WhereHoly shit.
411
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:25,538
Wow, I never thought a sixinch inseam
would turn me on.
412
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,502
Seriously, you look like a badass.
413
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,130
I mean, you could use
a good tailor though.
414
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,325
And you're missing the tie.
415
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,955
Dude, you have to wear the tie.
416
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:35,328
The suit's too formal.
It just looks sloppy without it.
417
00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:37,132
Oh, oh, oh, I get it.
418
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:38,745
You don't know how to tie a tie, do you?
419
00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:40,827
Don't worry, I'll teach you.
420
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:44,667
Cool!
421
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:47,287
[applause]
422
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:57,293
Ken would have hated this.
423
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:01,000
Because for Ken,
it wasn't about him.
424
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:04,292
It was about the cause.
425
00:20:04,292 --> 00:20:06,752
It was about the fight for justice
426
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,630
and equality.
427
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,035
About rooting out the corruption
428
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:13,632
that is a cancer of our country.
429
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:17,745
This was the great unfinished business
of his life.
430
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:21,210
And it's up to us to finish it.
[mouthing words]
431
00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:22,918
[applause]
432
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,327
Come on, we have to move together.
Follow the weird Bonsai shoes.
433
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:26,463
[hoots]
434
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:29,538
No, dumbass, if I could see his face,
I wouldn't need you.
435
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:30,882
SHINJI:
...you and I.
436
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:33,745
Let us pick up the baton
437
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,710
that lies in the mud,
438
00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:37,748
bloodied and forgotten.
439
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,170
Let us carry it on.
440
00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:42,997
To finish the race he started,
441
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,290
and to win.
442
00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:48,542
[cheering and applause]
Bravo.
443
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,827
That wasn't a eulogy,
444
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:56,003
that was a goddamn campaign speech.
445
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,210
Out of my way!
446
00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:02,213
[indiscernible conversations]
447
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:05,423
[man gasping]
448
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,333
Someone tore the faces
off the Yakuza men!
449
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,000
Everybody out!
450
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:11,960
[people screaming]
451
00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:15,498
What part of sneaking in undetected
do you not understand?
452
00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:19,377
You little punks.
Always stirring shit!
453
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:22,625
This is war!
Pff. Shut up and die.
454
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:24,995
[gunfire]
455
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,880
[screeching]
456
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:37,288
BRYCE: [muffled]
See? See? This is what happens
457
00:21:37,292 --> 00:21:38,922
when you don't stick to the plan!
458
00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:40,827
You gotta listen more, man!
[growls]
459
00:21:41,292 --> 00:21:43,002
Now where you going? Dude!
460
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,710
[hooting]
[men screaming]
461
00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,213
[screeching]
462
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,580
We can't stay here.
463
00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:02,923
[grunts]
[clang]
464
00:22:02,917 --> 00:22:04,207
GOON: Goddammit!
465
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:05,880
AKIKO: Oh, shit.
466
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:07,578
[grunts]
467
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:09,375
Wait.
468
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:10,285
[hoots]
469
00:22:10,292 --> 00:22:12,292
[gunshots]
[man screams]
470
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:14,787
What the hell?
471
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,667
[gun clatters]
472
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,213
[gasps]
473
00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:26,917
Hey, bud. Sorry to barge in
on your little moment here,
474
00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:28,207
but, uh, the General!
475
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:30,668
[muffled shouting]
476
00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:33,827
♪
477
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,080
[panting]
478
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:39,672
[gasps]
479
00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:42,880
Monkey?
480
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:48,040
[growls]
481
00:22:48,042 --> 00:22:49,752
No! Monkey, no!
[screeches]
482
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:51,210
[screams]
483
00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:55,245
[screams]
484
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,380
[blood splatters]
[tires squealing]
485
00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:01,495
No! No! Oh, you are the worst, bud!
You know that?
486
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:04,540
You are literally killing everyone
we're supposed to get info from!
487
00:23:04,542 --> 00:23:07,042
[sighs]
Well, just grab his wallet then.
488
00:23:07,042 --> 00:23:10,132
Grab the wallet please, for the love
Thank you.
489
00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:12,825
Now how the hell are we supposed
to get out of this shit show?
490
00:23:13,417 --> 00:23:14,577
[gasps]
491
00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:19,577
♪
492
00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:24,000
[sirens wailing]
493
00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:29,793
You know there's going to be
a lot more violence.
494
00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:31,915
Are you ready for it?
495
00:23:31,917 --> 00:23:33,997
Does that mean you're running?
No...
496
00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:36,133
we're running.
497
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,003
Woohoohoohoohoo! Yeah!
498
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,250
Aw, dude, look at you!
"Cape Fear"ing it.
499
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:43,580
That's so awesome!
500
00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:46,583
Downside is, you're gonna have to pull
a lot of gravel outta your buttcrack.
501
00:23:46,583 --> 00:23:49,083
[sirens continue]
502
00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:57,455
Guard this house 24 hours a day!
503
00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,038
You understand?
Yes, sir!
504
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:01,630
Oh!
505
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,170
[hoots]
Wow, who is this?
506
00:24:05,167 --> 00:24:07,077
♪
507
00:24:10,417 --> 00:24:12,247
[hoots]
508
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:14,080
[whimpers]
509
00:24:17,042 --> 00:24:18,542
[chuckles]
It's funny,
510
00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:21,332
I had a crush on my second grade teacher
Mrs. Schwartz.
511
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:25,080
Then one day I realized
I was in the second grade,
512
00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:27,293
and I literally didn't have
a chance in hell.
513
00:24:27,292 --> 00:24:29,082
[grunts]
514
00:24:30,125 --> 00:24:31,825
Hey, a little signlanguage there.
515
00:24:32,583 --> 00:24:34,383
Looks like we're starting
to make progress, huh?
516
00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:38,575
♪ funky music playing ♪
517
00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:41,883
♪
518
00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:44,915
[distant sirens wailing]
519
00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:47,417
Hmm. Huh.
520
00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:52,125
Hmm.
521
00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:53,535
HARUKA: Itosan.
Hmm.
522
00:24:53,542 --> 00:24:55,542
I don't mean to be disrespectful,
523
00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:59,078
but when I came to the city,
I vowed not to change who I am.
524
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:04,043
I cannot stand by and watch
my partner steal drugs or money or
525
00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:08,673
Sit.
526
00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:11,707
♪ tense music playing ♪
527
00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:15,788
♪
528
00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:24,792
♪
529
00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:35,542
♪ Kikagaku Moyo's
Dripping Sun playing ♪
530
00:25:35,542 --> 00:25:37,542
♪
531
00:25:37,592 --> 00:25:42,142
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