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♪♪
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♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪
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♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪
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♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪
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♪ (Go! Go! Gadget! Go!) ♪
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♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪
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♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪
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♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪
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♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪
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♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪
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♪ Ahhhhh! ♪
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DR. CLAW: YOUR FAILURE IS
UNACCEPTABLE!!!
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[ANGRY ROAR]
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NOT my fault.
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Gadget was all like
Go Go Gadget thingys!
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Then Penny was like, "Aaaagh!
You're so handsome!"
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And I was like,
"Aaaagh! I know!"
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I FORBID EXCUSES!
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Your failure is bad enough,
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but now Baron Von Steeletoe
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has called my henchmen
FUNKY on MySpyPlace!
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And not good funky,
but BAD FUNKY!
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Yeah, they totally smell.
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And no wonder, they've been
using the same uniforms
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since you created MAD!
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They just need a
good steam cleaning!
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And YOU will be cleaning them!!!
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What?!
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And I have the largest
steam cleaner
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in the world to do it!
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All you need to do is add water!
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So, you're going to
make me go get
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a ludicrous amount
of water to dump
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into a volcano,
just so you can clean
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your henchmen's uniforms because
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you're too cheap
to buy new ones?
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That's about right.
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Is is just me or do
the MAD Henchmen
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smell REALLY funky lately?
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My smell receptors are set to
burnt toast
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at all times, so I haven't
noticed!
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Gadget! A job well done! I
have a new mission for you.
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That's perfect, Chief!
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MAD plans to steal 100
mega-litres of water
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from SIBERIA and
drop it into a volcano
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which could create enough
steam to cloud
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the atmosphere and
trigger an ice age!
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We're on it, Chief!
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Also, because you will
be working through
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HQ's Russian office,
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you will be teaming up with
their top agent,
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Comrade Multi Use Tool.
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This message will
self-destruct.
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We're still on it, Chief!
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[BALL BEEPING]
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I wonder how MAD
is going to move
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100 mega-litres of water?
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[BOOM!]
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[GROANS]
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BUT IT'S SO COLD!
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Of course it's cold!
It's a giant ice cube!
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NOW GET MOVING!!
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[Sighs].
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Great. Gadget.
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Can't a guy slide
a giant ice cube
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through Russia
without being hassled
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by a goody goody cyborg?!
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You're getting
pretty sneaky Penny.
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Pretty? Yes!
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Penny? No!
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But I have heard of her.
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She kicks your butt a lot, yes?
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[FIGHTING GRUNTS]
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[BANG!]
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[FIGHTING GRUNTS]
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I don't know if you're
clones or evil twins,
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but this is just weird!
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Wowsers!
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[CRASH!]
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Ugh. Weird and dangerous.
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I'm outta here!
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Hello world famous HQ
agent Inspector Gadget
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and daughter of
sibling to Gadget!
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You must be Comrade
Multi Use Tool.
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And I am his niece, Pasha.
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Hey! I'm Penny.
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Wowzers!
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If you don't mind me saying,
Comrade,
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you are a very striking man!
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I am not minding at all!
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Uncle, it seems handsome
annoying boy has escaped.
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Talon does that all the time!
Drives me crazy!
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My comrade, Comrade, and I
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will start an aerial search.
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GO GO MULTI USE TOOL
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WITH SPINNING BLADES OF A
HELICOPTER FOR FLYING!
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Go Go Gadget Copter! Whoa!
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[CRACK!]
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You destroy cube? Ah, I see!
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If cube is gone, MAD agent
must get another!
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Where we will stop him!
Brilliant!
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There is much I can learn from
most famous HQ agent!
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And I can't wait to teach you!
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Ack!
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I see your flying car
can no longer fly,
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you ride with me, yes?
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Oooh, yes, yes I will.
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Brain, you stay here and fix
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the Gadget-mobile, and we'll
track down Talon.
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[WHOOSH]
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[POWER TOOL GRINDS]
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[WIND BLOWS]
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[GRUNTS]
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"Run a hose from
the ocean" I said.
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"Maybe raid a bottled water
warehouse" I said,
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but noooooo, he just has to have
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a giant ice cube to steam
those uniforms!
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So, who is handsome young MAD
agent?
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Handsome? Maybe, but
he's soooo annoying!
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Always escaping,
totally lame plans,
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the witless banter, that
smarmy smile,
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his perfect hair, and that
totally charming laugh...
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Pfft, so annoying.
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Yes it is very clear
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you do not like him at all.
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I am not seeing young MAD agent
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who is being escaping, you?
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Let me see. GO GO GADGET
BINOCULARS!
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[ZAP]
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I'll yell out for him to
surrender!
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GO GO GADGET MEGAPHONE!
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[WHIRRRR]
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I see now what you do.
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You keep MAD agents guessing
with doing weird things.
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You are magnificent!
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No, no. I am, In-spec-tor
Gad-get.
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I am thinking that is your
transportation vehicle, yes?
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That MAD agent is stealing
my Gadget-mobile!
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Ah, I believe he's
indicating that
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he has no intention of
surrendering,
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and also he would
like an order of fries.
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No problem! I will
stop him now!
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[YELP]
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[ROCKETS FIRE]
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ON
YOUR SECOND CUBE?!
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Well, first Gadget showed up,
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and then a second Gadget
showed up,
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then they broke my first one.
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Two Gadgets? Now you're
just making stuff up!
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Okay, all I need
now is a little luck
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and I can get this
cube to the volcano
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without any more interrupt...
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[VROOOM!]
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...tions. [SIGH]
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Hey ladies!
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You wouldn't want to give a
guy a break would you?
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Maybe help push?
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Oh, I'll give you a push,
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all the way to an
HQ holding cell!
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[FIGHTING GRUNTS]
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How about Pasha?
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Very pretty name by the way.
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[CRUNCH!]
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Like she's going to fall for
your bogus flattery routine.
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It's not bogus if it's true.
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Um, yeah it still is.
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Um, no it still isn't.
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Ah, now I see why this Talon
has never been caught.
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You two are liking each other.
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We are not!
We are not!
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Sure.
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Now that I think about it,
she's right.
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I think you do like me.
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WHAT?!!
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[CODEX RINGS]
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Brain! You got the
Gadget-mobile going!
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That's great!
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[BRAIN GROWLS]
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...They're chasing you?
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Perfect, lead them to my signal.
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We've found Talon.
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TALON:
Your accent is so cool.
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I've always wanted
to learn Russian.
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Hey, maybe you can teach me!
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And get here fast
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or there won't be anything
left of him to capture.
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[BRAIN YOWLING IN FEAR]
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This MAD agent is very good.
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But no matter, soon he will be
destroyed.
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In my HQ, we like to
capture our bad guys.
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Observe.
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GO GO GADGET EXTENDO-ARMS!
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[WHACK!]
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In my HQ, we like to
capture our bad guys.
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Observe. Go Go Gadget
Extendo-Arms.
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[WHACK!]
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In my HQ, we like to
capture our bad guys.
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Observe. Go Go Gadget
Extendo-Arms
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WOWZERS!
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GO GO MULTI USE TOOL ARMS
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THAT ARE FOR EXTENDING
OUTWARD AND GRABBING!
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MORE THAN ONE OF THIS WOWZER!
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[FIGHTING GRUNTS]
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[SPLAT! SPLAT!]
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Don't worry Pasha,
I've got this.
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[SPLAT! SPLAT!]
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[GRUNTS]
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[SPLAT!]
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Awww, look at that!
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A book! It's so cute!
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I love that you go old school.
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The Falcon Mark Four
Communicator Book!
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Wow, I used one of
those for years!
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I know, totally agree, so lame.
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But I didn't say...
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Lame?
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Well, it is no fancy
pair of dainty gloves
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for drinking tea and milking
cows like yours,
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but it does job fine.
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[UGH!]
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Dainty? Can dainty
gloves do this?
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[SLICE!]
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Woahhh!
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Girls, girls.
You're both amazing...
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in a one is clearly
WAY more amazing
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than the other sort of way.
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Hmph...
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[VROOOOM!]
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[BRAIN GROWLS]
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Whoa!
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[CRACKING]
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[PHEW]
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Brain!
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Why didn't you try to
stop the MAD agent
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from stealing my
Gadget-mobile?
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Bad dog!
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In Russia,
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we know how to be treating
dogs making mistakes.
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GO GO MULTI USE TOOL GLOVE
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FOR SPRINGING
OUT AND BOXING...
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[WHIMPER]
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...AND FOR POSITIVE
REINFORCEMENT!
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You guard transportation
vehicle next time, yes?
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IS GOOD DOG!
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Look, you're new
to fighting Talon,
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so I'll cut you some slack.
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Always with the talky talky.
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You should spend more time
with the capture capture!
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Well, Uncle Claw is
going to lose it when
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I don't bring him
his ice cube, but...
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this is kinda fun.
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Hm, let's give this positive
reinforcement thing a try.
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Go Go Gadget Petting Mitt.
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[BRAIN WHIMPERS]
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[CRUNCH!]
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[SCREAMING]
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00:10:13,466 --> 00:10:15,066
[CRASH!]
262
00:10:15,676 --> 00:10:17,346
Whoa! [GRUNT]
263
00:10:17,929 --> 00:10:20,429
Um, I thought you guys were
arguing.
264
00:10:20,473 --> 00:10:22,563
Pfft, pitting us against each
other?
265
00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,520
Like we'd fall for your lame
manipulation trick.
266
00:10:26,354 --> 00:10:27,654
We pretend to argue
267
00:10:27,688 --> 00:10:30,608
then hack into your shoes
using computers!
268
00:10:30,650 --> 00:10:34,030
You are not smart, very
handsome MAD agent.
269
00:10:34,446 --> 00:10:36,236
She said I'm handsome.
270
00:10:36,281 --> 00:10:37,881
Stop that.
271
00:10:38,491 --> 00:10:40,091
Stop that.
272
00:10:40,201 --> 00:10:42,121
Gadget technique is fun, yes?
273
00:10:42,162 --> 00:10:44,122
Who knows what happen next?!
274
00:10:44,164 --> 00:10:45,764
[HUGE BELLY LAUGH!]
275
00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,168
GO GO MULTI USE TOOL ARMS
276
00:10:48,209 --> 00:10:50,879
THAT ARE FOR EXTENDING OUTWARD
277
00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,520
...AND HUGGING!
278
00:10:54,466 --> 00:10:57,386
Gadget, Comrade, good work on
the mission!...
279
00:10:59,095 --> 00:11:00,635
Aaaand it looks like Talon
280
00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,560
just laser tunneled himself
away.
281
00:11:03,599 --> 00:11:05,019
This is being very annoying.
282
00:11:05,059 --> 00:11:06,659
I know, right?!
283
00:11:10,522 --> 00:11:13,442
You know I said I'd pay for
new uniforms myself!!
284
00:11:13,485 --> 00:11:14,985
Uncle Claw?
285
00:11:15,028 --> 00:11:16,358
OH, COME ON?!!
286
00:11:16,404 --> 00:11:19,494
I'll get you next time Gadget!
287
00:11:19,531 --> 00:11:21,741
And Comrade Multi Use Tool!
288
00:11:21,784 --> 00:11:24,454
NEXT TIME!!
289
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,050
Really... not...
liking... this.
290
00:11:32,504 --> 00:11:33,844
Less talking, more pedalling.
291
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,670
Stop and you'll be
frozen in MADtanium!
292
00:11:35,715 --> 00:11:39,545
Part of my new line of
MADsport Doomsday Devices!
293
00:11:39,593 --> 00:11:41,643
Able to freeze all your arch
enemy's vehicles...
294
00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:43,599
with very little post cleanup!
295
00:11:43,639 --> 00:11:45,519
You know you could
have told me all this
296
00:11:45,557 --> 00:11:47,437
rather than having me ride a
tricycle.
297
00:11:47,477 --> 00:11:49,557
Also, why a tricycle?
298
00:11:49,603 --> 00:11:51,693
I enjoy humiliating you.
299
00:11:53,441 --> 00:11:55,041
Whaa!
300
00:11:55,402 --> 00:11:57,002
[BEEPING LOUDLY]
301
00:11:57,111 --> 00:11:58,321
[ZZAP!]
302
00:11:58,363 --> 00:12:00,453
Excellent!
303
00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:02,240
Soon the MADsport will be ready
304
00:12:02,283 --> 00:12:04,413
for use on all my Arch Enemies!
305
00:12:04,452 --> 00:12:08,832
First, there's a couple more
tests I wanna run. MADcat?
306
00:12:13,294 --> 00:12:16,264
I look forward to the
HQ retreat every year.
307
00:12:16,297 --> 00:12:17,967
It's the only time
I can go outside
308
00:12:18,007 --> 00:12:20,087
without fear of being blown up!
309
00:12:20,134 --> 00:12:21,514
AND I love the meat balls!
310
00:12:21,553 --> 00:12:23,153
[TIRE SCREECH]
311
00:12:23,513 --> 00:12:25,723
Welcome to the Inspector
Gadget HQ Retreat
312
00:12:25,765 --> 00:12:28,135
Tour Company Travel
Operator, Incorporated
313
00:12:28,184 --> 00:12:29,564
Limited Partnership.
314
00:12:29,601 --> 00:12:30,691
Hop aboard!
315
00:12:30,728 --> 00:12:32,328
BOTH: Hmmm...
316
00:12:35,233 --> 00:12:38,073
Uncle Gadget, I ran hundreds
of scenarios
317
00:12:38,111 --> 00:12:41,031
and found that this was by far
the quickest way to go!
318
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:43,488
Quickest! No thanks!
319
00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:46,043
Getting there is 75% of five
eighths of the fun!
320
00:12:46,077 --> 00:12:47,197
[BRAIN GRUMBLES]
321
00:12:47,245 --> 00:12:49,865
We'll arrive in time, but also
in style!
322
00:12:49,914 --> 00:12:51,514
Go Go Gadget Route Reminder!
323
00:12:52,584 --> 00:12:54,004
This is a route!
324
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:56,503
It has twists, turns, and
twisty turns!
325
00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:58,730
Now strap in!
326
00:13:00,632 --> 00:13:02,232
[TIRES SCREECH]
327
00:13:03,052 --> 00:13:05,762
This bridge was built in
prehistoric times by a T-Rex.
328
00:13:05,805 --> 00:13:08,595
Its tiny hands really helped
with the masonry work!
329
00:13:09,476 --> 00:13:12,306
I really don't know where he
gets his information.
330
00:13:12,353 --> 00:13:14,863
Can we please hurry, Gadget?
I'm famished!
331
00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:15,937
[STOMACH GROWL]
332
00:13:15,982 --> 00:13:17,582
I can hear the meatballs
calling my name!
333
00:13:17,606 --> 00:13:19,206
Uncle Gadget?
334
00:13:19,944 --> 00:13:21,074
Maybe it would be a good idea
if we possibly, um...
335
00:13:21,112 --> 00:13:22,712
headed towards the retreat a
bit faster?
336
00:13:23,114 --> 00:13:25,454
You know how I hate
cold meatballs.
337
00:13:25,492 --> 00:13:27,492
Everyone loves warm meatballs.
338
00:13:27,535 --> 00:13:29,405
But, you know what everyone
loves even more?
339
00:13:29,454 --> 00:13:31,374
Obscure Roadside attractions!
340
00:13:31,414 --> 00:13:33,014
[HORNS HONK & TIRES SCREECH]
341
00:13:39,964 --> 00:13:41,974
TALON:
Wind... North by Northwest.
342
00:13:42,008 --> 00:13:44,838
Height... 12000 feet.
Velocity:...
343
00:13:45,345 --> 00:13:46,545
DR. CLAW: You still here?
344
00:13:46,596 --> 00:13:48,556
You can't just jump out
of a super sonic Jet.
345
00:13:48,598 --> 00:13:50,638
You have to take all
the variables into...
346
00:13:50,682 --> 00:13:52,282
[Waaaaaa....!]
347
00:13:53,227 --> 00:13:54,907
DR. CLAW: Now... what's for
dinner tonight?
348
00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:57,205
Woah woah woah!!
349
00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:00,863
Perfect landing...
Coming up!
350
00:14:01,611 --> 00:14:03,211
[BEEP]
351
00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:06,570
[SCREAMING]
352
00:14:06,616 --> 00:14:08,216
The key to enjoying
any road trip
353
00:14:08,242 --> 00:14:11,412
is proper hydration followed
by frequent rest room stops!
354
00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:12,753
[CRASH]
355
00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:14,806
[ARF??]
356
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:27,470
While I'm here, could really
"use the facilities"...
357
00:14:30,973 --> 00:14:32,773
C'mon, c'mon!
358
00:14:33,518 --> 00:14:34,978
Are you following us?
359
00:14:35,019 --> 00:14:37,019
Uh, are you following me?
360
00:14:37,063 --> 00:14:38,663
You're totally planning
something.
361
00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:40,020
And I'm gonna figure it out.
362
00:14:40,066 --> 00:14:41,106
No...
363
00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:42,690
Can't a guy just go to the
bathroom.
364
00:14:42,735 --> 00:14:45,235
At a rest stop. In the middle
of nowhere?
365
00:14:46,322 --> 00:14:48,072
Here's your key, Bathroom
Attendant.
366
00:14:48,115 --> 00:14:49,715
Now, back to the Road!
367
00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:51,622
Gotta go. Have a great trip...
368
00:14:51,661 --> 00:14:55,001
I'm sure your memory of it
will be frozen in time!
369
00:14:55,039 --> 00:14:56,119
[SNICKERS]
370
00:14:56,165 --> 00:14:57,765
Whoa!
371
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,840
I wonder what Talon is up to...
372
00:15:05,132 --> 00:15:06,592
Maybe he did just have to go.
373
00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:08,144
Evil people have bladders too.
374
00:15:08,177 --> 00:15:10,637
I don't buy it. He was up to
something.
375
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,600
I'm gonna look around.
376
00:15:13,558 --> 00:15:15,158
[BEEEEP]
377
00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:20,693
Ha! I knew it! See?
378
00:15:20,732 --> 00:15:22,332
He totally did something evil!
379
00:15:22,358 --> 00:15:24,108
And I found it!!!
380
00:15:26,738 --> 00:15:28,778
Right... that's bad...
sorry...
381
00:15:28,822 --> 00:15:30,452
Yep.
382
00:15:30,491 --> 00:15:31,831
Brain, Talon has planted
something
383
00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:33,327
on the side of the bus.
384
00:15:33,369 --> 00:15:35,579
We need you to go out there
and find out what he's done.
385
00:15:35,871 --> 00:15:37,471
[GRUMBLE]
386
00:15:40,585 --> 00:15:42,185
[YELP! YELP!]
387
00:15:42,836 --> 00:15:45,416
Nothing like a quiet drive
through a garbage dump!
388
00:15:45,465 --> 00:15:46,505
Am I right?
389
00:15:46,549 --> 00:15:47,759
Ahhh! Uncle Gadget!
390
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,050
You need to keep the bus on
the road!
391
00:15:52,096 --> 00:15:53,696
[ZAP!]
392
00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:55,103
It looks like it has triggered
393
00:15:55,141 --> 00:15:56,561
some kind of force field on
the bus!
394
00:15:56,601 --> 00:15:58,201
We're trapped inside!
395
00:15:59,353 --> 00:16:00,853
Very fancy design!
396
00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:02,436
You can admire it
later, Professor.
397
00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:04,482
Once we shut down
whatever it is.
398
00:16:04,525 --> 00:16:06,275
Always after we
shut things down.
399
00:16:06,319 --> 00:16:07,919
Where's the fun in that?
400
00:16:15,578 --> 00:16:16,948
If you're hearing this,
401
00:16:16,996 --> 00:16:19,576
then you're probably sealed
inside the bus.
402
00:16:19,624 --> 00:16:21,674
And obviously, you've found
the MADsport.
403
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:23,589
A state of the art mobile
doomsday device
404
00:16:23,628 --> 00:16:26,338
set to freeze you and the
entire bus in MADtanium.
405
00:16:27,632 --> 00:16:29,592
Oooh. Sounds unstable.
406
00:16:29,634 --> 00:16:30,934
It's very unstable.
407
00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:32,598
It will go off if you stop the
bus,
408
00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:35,007
try to remove it, take your
hands off the wheel,
409
00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:37,425
try to escape, use one of your
portal thingies,
410
00:16:37,475 --> 00:16:40,435
or if you go go gadget the bus
into something else.
411
00:16:40,478 --> 00:16:42,518
So, pretty much if we do
anything.
412
00:16:42,563 --> 00:16:44,023
So, pretty much if you do
anything.
413
00:16:44,064 --> 00:16:45,484
This message will
self-destruct...
414
00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:46,645
when the bus does!
415
00:16:46,693 --> 00:16:49,823
[LAUGHS] Talon out!
416
00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:51,412
That went well. Right?
417
00:16:51,447 --> 00:16:52,567
DR. CLAW: You were pitchy.
418
00:16:52,615 --> 00:16:53,865
Pitchy?
419
00:16:53,907 --> 00:16:55,157
What do you -
420
00:16:55,201 --> 00:16:56,681
wait, I think it's still
recording...
421
00:16:56,705 --> 00:16:57,412
forget all that.
422
00:16:57,453 --> 00:16:58,583
Ah, it doesn't matter.
423
00:16:58,621 --> 00:17:00,501
You'll be frozen soon anyway.
424
00:17:01,248 --> 00:17:02,648
I knew I should have
taken that ride
425
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:04,457
with the lunch lady.
426
00:17:04,502 --> 00:17:06,102
Huh?
427
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:08,090
Is that a MAD agent?
428
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,300
I'll take care of him!
429
00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:10,550
No, Uncle Gadget!
430
00:17:10,591 --> 00:17:12,011
That's... um... Gary...
431
00:17:12,051 --> 00:17:13,301
from accounting!
432
00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:14,704
He wanted to enjoy your scenic
tour
433
00:17:14,728 --> 00:17:16,728
from the outside of the bus.
434
00:17:17,348 --> 00:17:19,768
Gadget! Why don't you giv,
um...
435
00:17:19,809 --> 00:17:21,979
"Gary" the bus ride of his life!
436
00:17:22,019 --> 00:17:24,479
Excellent idea, Chief! Hang
on, Gary!
437
00:17:24,522 --> 00:17:25,732
This bus ride is about to get
438
00:17:25,773 --> 00:17:27,653
even more scenic-y-er.
439
00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:29,779
Next on the Gadget scenic tour
440
00:17:29,819 --> 00:17:32,109
is the world's greatest
parking spot!
441
00:17:37,076 --> 00:17:39,576
There it is. The world's
greatest parking spot...
442
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:40,870
isn't it beautiful?
443
00:17:40,913 --> 00:17:42,433
I think it's better to
admire the spot,
444
00:17:42,456 --> 00:17:43,826
while driving away from it...
445
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,035
I beg to differ, Chief.
446
00:17:45,084 --> 00:17:47,174
If we can hack into one
of these other cars,
447
00:17:47,211 --> 00:17:49,881
maybe we can park it in
the spot before we freeze!
448
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,471
Huh, I guess you can't expect
a spot like that
449
00:17:55,511 --> 00:17:57,111
to stay empty forever.
450
00:17:57,597 --> 00:18:00,557
Good thing there's the world's
second greatest parking spot!
451
00:18:02,017 --> 00:18:06,767
Oops! People are really eager
to park today.
452
00:18:07,523 --> 00:18:09,023
Did anyone hear a crunch?
453
00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:13,526
This is not as relaxing as the
retreat invitation promised.
454
00:18:13,571 --> 00:18:15,201
[CAR ALARM BLARES]
455
00:18:15,239 --> 00:18:16,839
Hmm..
456
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:18,580
[TIRES SCREECH]
457
00:18:18,785 --> 00:18:19,905
That might leave a mark.
458
00:18:20,369 --> 00:18:21,699
Ah, nothing like seeing
459
00:18:21,746 --> 00:18:24,456
the world's greatest parking
spots put to good use.
460
00:18:24,832 --> 00:18:26,082
Let's get back on the tour!
461
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:27,245
[PHEW!]
462
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:29,060
To the world's biggest
speed bumps!
463
00:18:29,086 --> 00:18:30,686
[BARKS IN PANIC!]
464
00:18:31,297 --> 00:18:33,467
[SNORING]
465
00:18:33,883 --> 00:18:35,643
What is it? I'm very busy!
466
00:18:36,552 --> 00:18:38,892
Uncle Claw, I really gotta go.
467
00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:41,430
But the MADsport's in place
and has just been activated.
468
00:18:41,474 --> 00:18:42,524
[GRIMACES]
469
00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:44,388
Talon! I want this
done by dinner.
470
00:18:44,435 --> 00:18:45,845
Chicken Fingers tonight!
471
00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:47,495
Ooh, with plum sauce?
472
00:18:48,147 --> 00:18:49,477
[THUMP!]
473
00:18:49,523 --> 00:18:51,523
Those speed bumps were even
bigger than I imagined!
474
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,547
Hands on the wheel!
475
00:18:52,568 --> 00:18:54,168
[BRAIN GRUNTS]
476
00:18:55,404 --> 00:18:57,874
I've never seen anything this
complex before.
477
00:18:57,907 --> 00:18:58,947
You must be careful.
478
00:18:58,991 --> 00:19:01,291
Very, very careful.
479
00:19:01,327 --> 00:19:03,367
Every little movement
has to be measured.
480
00:19:03,412 --> 00:19:05,012
[YELP! YELP!]
481
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:07,535
If they aren't going to stop
themselves,
482
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,183
I'll have to help them.
483
00:19:09,585 --> 00:19:11,185
[ZAAAP!]
484
00:19:13,422 --> 00:19:15,682
Hm. That's a weird
place to put a hole.
485
00:19:16,175 --> 00:19:17,775
Go Go Gadget Emergency Brake!
486
00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:20,510
No, Uncle Gadget!
487
00:19:20,554 --> 00:19:22,434
[YELPS]
488
00:19:23,474 --> 00:19:25,074
[BEEPING]
489
00:19:25,309 --> 00:19:26,389
ALL: Huh?
490
00:19:26,435 --> 00:19:27,475
[ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!]
491
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,120
[EXPLOSIONS
& TIRES SCREECHING]
492
00:19:29,647 --> 00:19:31,477
This road is in terrible
condition.
493
00:19:31,774 --> 00:19:33,534
Uncle Gadget, eyes on the road.
494
00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:34,567
Eyes on the road!!
495
00:19:34,610 --> 00:19:35,950
No need to yell, Penny.
496
00:19:35,987 --> 00:19:38,197
It's very distracting
to a driver.
497
00:19:38,238 --> 00:19:39,838
[BEEPING]
498
00:19:41,116 --> 00:19:42,116
Whoa!
499
00:19:42,618 --> 00:19:44,218
[SPLAT]
500
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:49,290
I know everyone is disappointed
we had to cancel our trip
501
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,463
to the world's fourth
largest hay stack,
502
00:19:51,502 --> 00:19:53,102
but we are running low on gas.
503
00:19:53,504 --> 00:19:56,384
Wowsers, really low.
And getting lower!
504
00:19:56,632 --> 00:19:58,722
And lower! And lower!
505
00:19:59,719 --> 00:20:00,969
What if we got a crane
506
00:20:01,012 --> 00:20:02,372
that lifted the
top of the bus off,
507
00:20:02,388 --> 00:20:04,138
and we held on,
swinging to safety
508
00:20:04,181 --> 00:20:05,811
before we all get MADtaniumed?
509
00:20:06,225 --> 00:20:07,425
It would take way too long.
510
00:20:07,476 --> 00:20:08,936
What if we cut a hole in the
side of the bus
511
00:20:08,978 --> 00:20:10,098
where the MADsport is,
512
00:20:10,145 --> 00:20:11,475
and fling it into the distance?
513
00:20:11,522 --> 00:20:13,272
My readings indicate...
514
00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:14,475
[EXPLODING NOISE]
515
00:20:14,525 --> 00:20:16,395
Man, that thing is thorough.
516
00:20:16,443 --> 00:20:19,573
It might actually work.
So Un-MAD like.
517
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,660
[SIGH]
518
00:20:21,699 --> 00:20:23,409
If we all become
MADtanium-cicles,
519
00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:24,870
I just want you to know...
520
00:20:24,911 --> 00:20:26,661
I may have left a highly
unstable black hole
521
00:20:26,704 --> 00:20:28,214
back at HQ...
522
00:20:28,247 --> 00:20:30,497
We've all done
things like that...
523
00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:32,461
Maybe not exactly, but close.
524
00:20:32,877 --> 00:20:35,047
Since we'll soon be
frozen forever,
525
00:20:35,087 --> 00:20:36,417
you should all know,
526
00:20:36,463 --> 00:20:39,843
I've always wanted to dance
ballet.
527
00:20:39,884 --> 00:20:41,224
[THEY GIGGLE]
528
00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:43,510
I don't remember filling up
with disappearing fuel.
529
00:20:44,638 --> 00:20:46,268
[BEEPING]
530
00:20:46,306 --> 00:20:47,426
Something is suspicious.
531
00:20:47,725 --> 00:20:49,325
- Ahh...
- Ahhh!
532
00:20:49,602 --> 00:20:51,812
Hm. Go Go Gadget X Ray Vision.
533
00:20:52,688 --> 00:20:54,398
[ZZZZAP!]
534
00:20:55,024 --> 00:20:56,624
[BRAIN WHIMPERS]
535
00:20:56,859 --> 00:20:58,239
Hang on, Gary.
536
00:20:58,277 --> 00:21:00,567
Professor, we might
have a rust problem.
537
00:21:00,613 --> 00:21:03,493
Better get it back to HQ.
Go Go Gadget G-Portal.
538
00:21:03,532 --> 00:21:05,582
[ZAPP-WHOOOSH!]
539
00:21:08,579 --> 00:21:10,709
This is the work of MAD.
540
00:21:11,624 --> 00:21:14,464
They were uncharacteristically
inactive today,
541
00:21:14,501 --> 00:21:17,801
so they must have been
here eating our meatballs!
542
00:21:17,838 --> 00:21:19,758
Or maybe it was Gary
from accounting!
543
00:21:19,799 --> 00:21:20,879
[GRUMBLES]
544
00:21:20,925 --> 00:21:23,675
I wonder where the
Gadget-Bus ended up?
545
00:21:23,719 --> 00:21:25,849
[FLUSH]
546
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:28,060
Ahh, that's better.
547
00:21:28,099 --> 00:21:29,389
DR. CLAW: Talon!
548
00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:31,483
What's the status of Gadget
and the MADSport?
549
00:21:31,518 --> 00:21:33,598
They should be
freezing up anytime.
550
00:21:33,646 --> 00:21:35,556
Adequate...
Hurry back to the lair.
551
00:21:35,606 --> 00:21:37,476
And pick up plum
sauce on the way.
552
00:21:37,524 --> 00:21:39,324
Okay, but I might
be a little late.
553
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:42,449
I'm out of Rocket Juice. Oh
hey, here comes a bus!
554
00:21:42,989 --> 00:21:44,589
[BEEPING]
555
00:21:44,615 --> 00:21:46,215
[GASP]
556
00:21:47,451 --> 00:21:49,451
Next time, Gadget. NEXT TI...
557
00:21:49,495 --> 00:21:50,695
[PFFFT!]
558
00:21:50,746 --> 00:21:53,286
Finally getting into the
spirit...
559
00:21:53,332 --> 00:21:55,132
so, where's that plum sauce?
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