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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,548 Budapest. 2 00:00:49,539 --> 00:00:51,873 The next stop's Budapest. 3 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:53,875 Budapest is the next stop. 4 00:00:54,212 --> 00:00:56,211 Budapest. 5 00:00:56,213 --> 00:00:57,914 Tickets, ladies. 6 00:00:57,916 --> 00:00:59,783 Oop, here you go. 7 00:00:59,785 --> 00:01:01,317 - Here's mine. - And mine. 8 00:01:01,319 --> 00:01:02,988 - Mine, too! - Here you go! 9 00:01:05,324 --> 00:01:08,625 Thank you, young man. 10 00:01:08,627 --> 00:01:10,360 Man, I hate wearing disguises. 11 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:12,995 These heels are killing me. 12 00:01:12,997 --> 00:01:14,331 Okay, take it down a notch. 13 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:15,965 We don't want to alarm the humans. 14 00:01:17,268 --> 00:01:19,703 Psst. Drac. 15 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:22,171 I'm about to und freak out! 16 00:01:22,173 --> 00:01:24,009 You're a nice kitty. 17 00:01:25,042 --> 00:01:26,643 I'm und kitty-cat. 18 00:01:26,645 --> 00:01:28,581 Meow. Meow! 19 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:37,820 Oh, no, not this clown again. 20 00:01:37,822 --> 00:01:40,223 Good evening, travelers. 21 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:43,792 I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. 22 00:01:43,794 --> 00:01:46,962 Yes. One of the Van Helsings. 23 00:01:46,964 --> 00:01:50,367 For centuries, my family has protected humanity 24 00:01:50,369 --> 00:01:52,935 from the evils of monsters. 25 00:01:52,937 --> 00:01:55,204 So you can believe me when I tell you, 26 00:01:55,206 --> 00:01:57,974 there are monsters hiding amongst you! 27 00:01:59,276 --> 00:02:01,010 But fear not, 28 00:02:01,012 --> 00:02:04,848 for I am a professional, and I know how to flush out 29 00:02:04,850 --> 00:02:08,852 these beasts and bring them into the light! 30 00:02:08,854 --> 00:02:10,353 Fire bad! 31 00:02:36,113 --> 00:02:37,315 Whoa! 32 00:02:43,087 --> 00:02:44,220 Sorry, guys. 33 00:02:55,766 --> 00:02:58,334 Finally! First I kill Dracula, 34 00:02:58,336 --> 00:03:01,336 and then the rest of the monsters! 35 00:03:01,338 --> 00:03:03,173 Why do you keep doing this? 36 00:03:03,175 --> 00:03:06,109 Your dad, your grandfather, your great-great-granny... 37 00:03:06,111 --> 00:03:08,078 I defeated them all. 38 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,747 When will you Van Helsings ever learn to let go of the hate? 39 00:03:11,749 --> 00:03:15,451 Never! Because you, monster, are a... 40 00:03:15,453 --> 00:03:17,287 Eh, squeak, squeak. 41 00:03:17,289 --> 00:03:18,822 What? A mouse? 42 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,123 Ahhh! 43 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:24,394 You can't run from me, Prince of Darkness! 44 00:03:24,396 --> 00:03:27,197 I will hunt you for all eternity! 45 00:03:29,367 --> 00:03:34,037 I swear I will never rest until I destroy you... 46 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,138 And... 47 00:03:35,140 --> 00:03:36,339 Every... 48 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,507 Other... 49 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:38,942 Monster... Ow! 50 00:03:38,944 --> 00:03:40,509 If it's the last thing... 51 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:41,845 I... 52 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:42,846 Ever... 53 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,149 Do! 54 00:03:47,986 --> 00:03:50,152 Boy, that guy is annoying. 55 00:03:50,154 --> 00:03:52,254 Maybe one day there will be a place 56 00:03:52,256 --> 00:03:55,057 where monsters can go to get away from it all, 57 00:03:55,059 --> 00:03:56,459 take a vacation. 58 00:03:56,461 --> 00:03:59,194 Who knows, maybe even get married. 59 00:03:59,196 --> 00:04:00,832 Wouldn't that be something? 60 00:04:37,269 --> 00:04:39,138 Hmm? 61 00:04:45,876 --> 00:04:47,376 It's okay. 62 00:04:47,378 --> 00:04:49,479 Oh, when is this thing starting? 63 00:04:49,481 --> 00:04:51,948 Aw, you made them cry, Wayne. 64 00:04:51,950 --> 00:04:54,517 All except this little one. Coochie-coochie... 65 00:04:54,519 --> 00:04:56,553 That's Sunny. She doesn't cry. 66 00:04:57,988 --> 00:04:59,823 She bites. 67 00:04:59,825 --> 00:05:02,392 This is a very special moment, Carl. 68 00:05:02,394 --> 00:05:07,800 Any second, your beautiful bride is going to walk right down the aisle. 69 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:11,600 Oh, no, Drac, she's not coming. 70 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:13,369 Oh, don't worry. 71 00:05:13,371 --> 00:05:18,041 Mavis is with her. I'm sure everything is under control. 72 00:05:18,043 --> 00:05:20,577 Mavey, is everything under control? 73 00:05:20,579 --> 00:05:23,345 Um, yep, just a slight case of pre-wedding jitters. 74 00:05:27,051 --> 00:05:28,052 Ahhh! 75 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:36,025 Yep, everything is fine here. 76 00:05:37,395 --> 00:05:39,229 Please try to relax, Lucy. 77 00:05:39,231 --> 00:05:41,130 I've taken care of everything. 78 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:44,066 The wedding is going to be perfect. 79 00:05:44,068 --> 00:05:45,467 It's not that. 80 00:05:45,469 --> 00:05:48,570 Just, how do I know I'm doing the right thing? 81 00:05:51,209 --> 00:05:53,409 I know just how you feel. 82 00:05:53,411 --> 00:05:56,612 The day I married Johnny was the best day of my life, 83 00:05:56,614 --> 00:05:58,414 but I was so nervous. 84 00:05:58,416 --> 00:06:00,316 Not as nervous as I was. 85 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:03,119 And you should have seen my dad. He was a mess. 86 00:06:03,121 --> 00:06:05,955 I wouldn't get out of my coffin that night. 87 00:06:05,957 --> 00:06:07,957 But he knew it was meant to be. 88 00:06:07,959 --> 00:06:10,092 It doesn't matter where you come from 89 00:06:10,094 --> 00:06:11,660 or how different you are. 90 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:14,296 A Zing only happens once in your life, 91 00:06:14,298 --> 00:06:15,931 and you have to cherish it. 92 00:06:17,568 --> 00:06:20,270 Aw. 93 00:06:20,272 --> 00:06:22,337 You're right! Thank you! 94 00:06:22,339 --> 00:06:24,474 Okay. All right. Okay. 95 00:06:24,476 --> 00:06:26,378 Oh. Uh... Okay. 96 00:06:29,647 --> 00:06:31,080 I do. 97 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:34,249 I do. 98 00:06:40,224 --> 00:06:41,691 Do you hear that? 99 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,159 Yes. I thought we locked him in his room. 100 00:06:43,161 --> 00:06:44,327 We did! 101 00:06:44,329 --> 00:06:46,496 Whoa! Whoa! 102 00:06:46,498 --> 00:06:48,097 Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa. 103 00:06:48,099 --> 00:06:49,398 - Dennis! - Dennis! 104 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,301 Tinkles was crying, so we let him out. 105 00:06:56,106 --> 00:06:57,176 Ahhh! 106 00:07:00,577 --> 00:07:02,447 Tinkles, sit! 107 00:07:09,688 --> 00:07:12,522 Ah. Whose idea was it to let Dennis have a puppy? 108 00:07:12,524 --> 00:07:15,424 Um... Yours? 109 00:07:16,661 --> 00:07:17,963 Right. 110 00:07:18,596 --> 00:07:20,362 Poor Tinkles. 111 00:07:20,364 --> 00:07:22,431 Dennis... 112 00:07:22,433 --> 00:07:25,068 Look, honey, I know you love Tinkles, 113 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,035 but we're not allowed to bring our dogs... 114 00:07:27,037 --> 00:07:30,138 Uh... I mean, our pets everywhere. 115 00:07:30,140 --> 00:07:31,140 Okay? 116 00:07:31,142 --> 00:07:32,508 Okay. 117 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:37,046 - ♪ I'm in love - ♪ I'm in love with a monster ♪ 118 00:07:37,048 --> 00:07:39,349 DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house. 119 00:07:39,351 --> 00:07:43,419 It's time to welcome the happy couple, Mr. and Mrs. Prickles! 120 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,392 Aw! 121 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:50,258 The bride and groom invite everyone 122 00:07:50,260 --> 00:07:52,494 to join them on the dance floor. 123 00:07:52,496 --> 00:07:56,164 ♪ Always and forever 124 00:07:56,166 --> 00:07:57,433 Care to dance? 125 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:00,539 ♪ Each moment with you ♪ 126 00:08:02,407 --> 00:08:03,638 Is that her? 127 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,241 Ooh! Watch out now. 128 00:08:05,243 --> 00:08:07,777 She got stitches in all the right places. 129 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:11,114 Okay, there's no way that is related to you, Frank. 130 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,782 No, she's my right arm's cousin. 131 00:08:14,219 --> 00:08:16,119 Ay! Oh! 132 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,621 - Oh! - Ah! I see it now. 133 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,690 Frank wanted me to meet you. 134 00:08:20,692 --> 00:08:24,229 We're arm cousins, twice removed. 135 00:08:25,697 --> 00:08:27,162 Of course. 136 00:08:27,164 --> 00:08:30,767 I'd recognize that bicep anywhere. 137 00:08:30,769 --> 00:08:33,468 He thought, since we're both single, we might hit it off, 138 00:08:33,470 --> 00:08:34,770 maybe go on a date? 139 00:08:34,772 --> 00:08:36,405 "Date"? Oh! 140 00:08:36,407 --> 00:08:38,743 Well, eh, it's just that, eh... 141 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:43,312 Whoa! 142 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:46,348 The DJ booth is a sacred space! 143 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:48,384 I love this song! 144 00:08:50,687 --> 00:08:51,821 Don't you? 145 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,222 Dracula? 146 00:08:53,224 --> 00:08:55,158 Oh, where'd he go? 147 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,092 Dracula? 148 00:09:00,397 --> 00:09:02,298 What's the matter, Drac, you didn't like her? 149 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:04,534 No offense, but you can't be too picky. 150 00:09:04,536 --> 00:09:06,568 You haven't had a date in 100 years. 151 00:09:06,570 --> 00:09:11,140 Look, guys, I appreciate your concern, but it's not up to me. 152 00:09:11,142 --> 00:09:14,409 You only Zing once, and I did. 153 00:09:14,411 --> 00:09:16,344 Times have changed, buddy. 154 00:09:16,346 --> 00:09:18,780 You can even find someone to Zing with on your phone now. 155 00:09:18,782 --> 00:09:20,583 What? Really? 156 00:09:20,585 --> 00:09:22,217 Oh. Oh, no, no, no. 157 00:09:22,219 --> 00:09:24,187 I'm far too busy. 158 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:28,091 I have Mavis and Dennis and the hotel, and bleh, bleh-bleh. 159 00:09:28,093 --> 00:09:30,358 Um, did you guys hear that? 160 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,361 He actually said, "Bleh, bleh-bleh." 161 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,433 I don't say, "Bleh, bleh-bleh"! 162 00:09:42,306 --> 00:09:45,674 Eh, uh, I'm looking for a Zing. 163 00:09:45,676 --> 00:09:48,578 Okay. Changing phone ring. 164 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:52,414 No, no. I'm looking for a date. 165 00:09:55,185 --> 00:09:56,184 No, no, no. 166 00:09:56,186 --> 00:09:58,254 I want to meet someone. 167 00:10:00,825 --> 00:10:03,159 Are you kidding me right now? 168 00:10:03,161 --> 00:10:06,294 Don't you get it? I want to go on a date! 169 00:10:06,296 --> 00:10:08,831 I'm lonely. 170 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,435 You want baloney. 171 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,177 What? Look at that hair. Come on. 172 00:10:21,179 --> 00:10:22,778 Ah. Too many eyes. 173 00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:24,514 Too few eyes. 174 00:10:24,516 --> 00:10:26,249 Not into tentacles. 175 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,482 "Match found"? 176 00:10:27,484 --> 00:10:29,318 No, no, no! 177 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,653 First things first. 178 00:10:30,655 --> 00:10:31,721 Whoa! 179 00:10:31,723 --> 00:10:33,655 I'm not into games. 180 00:10:33,657 --> 00:10:35,625 You'd better have a job, and my cats have to like you. 181 00:10:37,829 --> 00:10:39,361 Oh, no. 182 00:10:39,363 --> 00:10:41,230 Oh, whoa, no. 183 00:10:41,232 --> 00:10:42,231 Dad? 184 00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:43,565 Oh! Mavis! Oh. 185 00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:45,668 Uh, what are you doing here? 186 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:48,504 I was just checking on the honeymoon suite, and I heard something. 187 00:10:48,506 --> 00:10:50,606 Oh, I'm sorry, my little bedbug. 188 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,775 I was just cleaning the attic. 189 00:10:58,315 --> 00:11:00,415 It's so dirty, ah, yes... 190 00:11:00,417 --> 00:11:02,517 - Who is that? - Are you on the phone? 191 00:11:02,519 --> 00:11:07,557 What, this? I was just trying to find a maid 192 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:09,925 - to help me with the mess. - A maid? 193 00:11:09,927 --> 00:11:11,427 Who do you think... 194 00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:12,428 Thank you, I'll check your references 195 00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:14,199 and get back to you. Goodbye! 196 00:11:18,335 --> 00:11:19,434 Dad. 197 00:11:19,436 --> 00:11:21,236 Stop trying to hide it from me. 198 00:11:21,238 --> 00:11:23,573 Hide? Who? I mean, what? Me? 199 00:11:23,575 --> 00:11:24,707 Yes. 200 00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:26,675 And I know what it is. 201 00:11:26,677 --> 00:11:28,578 Uh... Really? 202 00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:31,313 You're stressed out from working too hard. 203 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:32,615 Oh! 204 00:11:32,617 --> 00:11:33,848 Okay, yes. 205 00:11:33,850 --> 00:11:35,384 You got me. 206 00:11:35,386 --> 00:11:37,520 It's a big hotel, you know? 207 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,255 Can't get to everything. 208 00:11:39,257 --> 00:11:40,389 But what about you? 209 00:11:40,391 --> 00:11:42,390 You're pretty busy yourself. 210 00:11:42,392 --> 00:11:45,694 I know. It seems like now that we're working together more, 211 00:11:45,696 --> 00:11:48,264 we're seeing each other less. 212 00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:50,565 Ah. Yeah. You're absolutely right. 213 00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:53,501 I am working too much, you're working too much. 214 00:11:53,503 --> 00:11:56,606 We should really take a break, starting right now. 215 00:11:56,608 --> 00:11:57,776 Night-night. 216 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,746 I'm still here! 217 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,528 Aw. 218 00:12:19,631 --> 00:12:21,631 Oh! Hey, honey. 219 00:12:21,633 --> 00:12:23,732 You ready for 220 00:12:23,734 --> 00:12:25,501 date night? 221 00:12:25,503 --> 00:12:26,769 Aw. 222 00:12:26,771 --> 00:12:27,969 That's okay, sweetheart. 223 00:12:27,971 --> 00:12:29,438 You rest. 224 00:12:32,777 --> 00:12:34,510 You know, Dad's right. 225 00:12:34,512 --> 00:12:36,312 We need a break. 226 00:12:36,314 --> 00:12:39,381 We need to all be together again, like a family. 227 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:40,652 Like we used to. 228 00:12:43,687 --> 00:12:46,422 Are you overworked and stressed out? 229 00:12:46,424 --> 00:12:48,624 Do you need some family time? 230 00:12:48,626 --> 00:12:50,726 Are you a monster? 231 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,029 Then you need a vacation, 232 00:12:53,031 --> 00:12:55,363 a monster vacation. 233 00:12:55,365 --> 00:12:58,369 ♪ Sail away, sail away, sail away ♪ 234 00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:02,804 Welcome aboard Gremlin Air. 235 00:13:08,378 --> 00:13:10,045 Ah! 236 00:13:19,824 --> 00:13:21,723 Ladies and gentlemen, 237 00:13:21,725 --> 00:13:24,092 please direct your attention to the front of the cabin. 238 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:26,562 For your safety, please unbuckle your seat belts. 239 00:13:26,564 --> 00:13:28,030 Ooh. 240 00:13:31,569 --> 00:13:33,602 In the likely event we experience a sudden drop in cabin pressure, 241 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,306 oxygen will be provided. 242 00:13:37,675 --> 00:13:39,607 Can I stow that for you, sir? 243 00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:40,811 All right. Thanks. 244 00:13:42,913 --> 00:13:45,347 Beverages. Snacks. Beverages. 245 00:13:45,349 --> 00:13:47,083 Beverages. Snacks. 246 00:13:47,085 --> 00:13:48,516 Beverages. 247 00:13:51,922 --> 00:13:53,956 Ahhh! 248 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,058 - Coffee? - That would be lovely. 249 00:14:02,499 --> 00:14:05,067 Mavis, please, you're torturing me. 250 00:14:05,069 --> 00:14:07,403 You know I hate surprises. 251 00:14:07,405 --> 00:14:09,738 This is a fun surprise. 252 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,807 There are no fun surprises. 253 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,641 Just tell me where we're going. 254 00:14:13,643 --> 00:14:15,111 Why are we on a plane? 255 00:14:15,113 --> 00:14:17,011 We can fly, you know. 256 00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:19,615 Back in my day, people took trains. 257 00:14:19,617 --> 00:14:21,049 Now, that's classy. 258 00:14:21,051 --> 00:14:24,086 Sure, Dad. Forty hours in a closet-sized room 259 00:14:24,088 --> 00:14:26,988 with you and Uncle Bernie and his smelly cigars, 260 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,958 arguing who was more attractive, 261 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,726 Cleopatra or Nefertiti. 262 00:14:30,728 --> 00:14:32,761 Nefertiti. 263 00:14:32,763 --> 00:14:34,496 Okay, Dad, thank you. 264 00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:37,665 Mavis, this is such an amazing surprise! 265 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:41,536 I can't wait to spend time with the people I love most. 266 00:14:41,538 --> 00:14:45,607 But I beg of you, tell me where we're going! 267 00:14:45,609 --> 00:14:49,444 Nope. I've taken care of everything, so you don't need to worry. 268 00:14:49,446 --> 00:14:51,012 You've been so stressed out lately. 269 00:14:51,014 --> 00:14:53,384 It's time for you to relax. 270 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,192 Now, isn't that better? 271 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,693 Oh, yes. 272 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,031 So relaxed. 273 00:15:08,865 --> 00:15:11,467 I'm gonna go check on you-know-who. 274 00:15:11,469 --> 00:15:13,068 I'll be right back. 275 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:15,438 I have to go to the bathroom. 276 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,672 Hey, did you see that? 277 00:15:16,674 --> 00:15:18,207 Dennis went to the bathroom! 278 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,045 Uh... Okay. 279 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,783 Psst. Hey, where are you? 280 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,688 There you are, Tinkles. 281 00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:36,058 Don't worry, we'd never leave you home alone. 282 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,193 Okay, folks, you're free to move 283 00:15:37,195 --> 00:15:38,593 about the cabin, as we have 284 00:15:38,595 --> 00:15:39,931 started our descent. 285 00:15:55,179 --> 00:15:57,813 So, any big plans for the weekend there, Bill? 286 00:15:57,815 --> 00:15:59,180 Oh, you know, the usual. 287 00:15:59,182 --> 00:16:00,982 Got to take the kids to soccer. 288 00:16:05,489 --> 00:16:06,655 Snacks. Beverages. 289 00:16:06,657 --> 00:16:08,993 Snacks. Beverages. Snacks. 290 00:16:21,538 --> 00:16:24,273 Ladies and gentlemen, we've arrived at our destination, 291 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,877 the Bermuda Triangle. 292 00:16:38,089 --> 00:16:39,991 Ooh! 293 00:17:16,093 --> 00:17:18,627 Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle, 294 00:17:18,629 --> 00:17:22,634 where you'll embark on a monster cruise of a lifetime. 295 00:17:26,804 --> 00:17:28,202 A cruise? 296 00:17:28,204 --> 00:17:30,072 Surprise! 297 00:17:30,074 --> 00:17:31,707 Oh, no, you... No. 298 00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:36,111 But it's just like a hotel on the water. 299 00:17:36,113 --> 00:17:38,279 I just figured you need a vacation 300 00:17:38,281 --> 00:17:40,783 from running everyone else's vacation. 301 00:17:40,785 --> 00:17:43,619 You've barely been out of the hotel since... 302 00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:46,688 Well, since Mom died. 303 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,823 But this is a chance to make new memories, 304 00:17:48,825 --> 00:17:50,124 with all of us. 305 00:17:50,126 --> 00:17:52,327 With Dennis. 306 00:17:52,329 --> 00:17:57,801 - Boat! - Boat! 307 00:18:01,238 --> 00:18:04,206 Who made you such an amazing daughter? 308 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,373 You. 309 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,874 That's right! 310 00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:08,843 What a father I am. 311 00:18:08,845 --> 00:18:11,313 Come on, Denisovich, let's get cruising! 312 00:18:11,315 --> 00:18:12,683 Yay! 313 00:18:33,203 --> 00:18:34,738 Wow! 314 00:18:59,229 --> 00:19:02,363 Okay. Smile. 315 00:19:02,365 --> 00:19:03,899 Thank you. 316 00:19:13,044 --> 00:19:14,345 Ow! 317 00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:17,182 "No pets allowed"? 318 00:19:18,149 --> 00:19:19,150 Uh-oh. 319 00:19:28,992 --> 00:19:29,994 Perfect. 320 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,932 Welcome aboard. How are you doing? 321 00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:39,333 - Dennis, come on. - Nice to see you. 322 00:19:39,335 --> 00:19:40,869 Oh, lovely shirt. Yes. 323 00:19:40,871 --> 00:19:43,675 Oh, hello. Welcome aboard. 324 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:53,415 Uh, this is Bob. 325 00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:55,016 Say hi, Bob. 326 00:19:55,018 --> 00:19:56,186 "Hi, Bob." 327 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,195 Oh, my gosh, Griffin. 328 00:20:06,197 --> 00:20:08,029 I'm, like, so excited. 329 00:20:08,031 --> 00:20:10,298 This is, like, the nicest hotel I've ever been to. 330 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,900 Yeah! 331 00:20:11,902 --> 00:20:13,502 Man, this is amazing! 332 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,103 There's so much to do! 333 00:20:15,105 --> 00:20:17,107 Olympic-size swimming pool... 334 00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:19,944 All-you-can-eat buffet... 335 00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,980 Full-service spa... 336 00:20:25,982 --> 00:20:28,816 Whoo! I'm gonna get me a seaweed rewrap! 337 00:20:28,818 --> 00:20:31,820 Wow, it sounds like everything we can do 338 00:20:31,822 --> 00:20:33,287 at our hotel! 339 00:20:33,289 --> 00:20:35,990 Except on the water! 340 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:50,072 Ooh! Ah! 341 00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:52,006 Wow! 342 00:20:52,008 --> 00:20:53,175 You nailed it, honey. 343 00:20:53,177 --> 00:20:55,409 Your dad is going to love this! 344 00:20:55,411 --> 00:20:57,345 Best summer vacation ever! 345 00:20:57,347 --> 00:20:59,247 Wait till you see the itinerary. 346 00:20:59,249 --> 00:21:00,815 Oh! 347 00:21:00,817 --> 00:21:02,184 That's nice. 348 00:21:02,186 --> 00:21:04,952 Frank, "fire bad." Remember? 349 00:21:04,954 --> 00:21:07,555 Oh, yeah, right, but, uh, maybe you'll find 350 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,124 your own fireworks on the cruise, huh? 351 00:21:10,126 --> 00:21:12,194 It's not the Love Boat, Frank. 352 00:21:12,196 --> 00:21:15,200 I'm just here to have fun with my family. 353 00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:20,070 Huh? 354 00:21:22,006 --> 00:21:23,205 Ha! 355 00:21:23,207 --> 00:21:24,305 Ahoy there! 356 00:21:24,307 --> 00:21:25,873 Welcome aboard! 357 00:21:34,184 --> 00:21:36,053 Whoa! Who is that? 358 00:21:40,825 --> 00:21:42,958 I am Captain Ericka. 359 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,827 And, yes, I'm human. But don't hold that against me. 360 00:21:45,829 --> 00:21:48,897 I could not be more excited to have all of you on board 361 00:21:48,899 --> 00:21:51,432 our first-ever monster cruise! 362 00:21:57,074 --> 00:21:59,076 Whoo-hoo! 363 00:22:00,544 --> 00:22:02,244 Dad? Are you okay? 364 00:22:02,246 --> 00:22:04,580 Eeny feeny fanny foonyah wah wah? 365 00:22:04,582 --> 00:22:06,614 Oh, no! He's having a heart attack! 366 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:08,583 Drac? Not likely. 367 00:22:08,585 --> 00:22:11,018 Yeah, the only heart attack that can hurt him is with a wooden stake. 368 00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:12,153 It must be a stroke! 369 00:22:12,155 --> 00:22:14,156 Actually, I think it might be her. 370 00:22:14,158 --> 00:22:17,124 Ow! Watch where you're pointing, mister, I'm right here. 371 00:22:17,126 --> 00:22:18,960 You always stand so close to me. 372 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,896 It's creepy. 373 00:22:20,898 --> 00:22:24,065 For so long, monsters were hiding, living in the shadows, 374 00:22:24,067 --> 00:22:26,034 but not anymore! 375 00:22:26,036 --> 00:22:30,037 You've stood up and waved your hand or claw or tentacle 376 00:22:30,039 --> 00:22:35,009 and said, "We're here, we're hairy, and it is our right to be scary!" 377 00:22:38,047 --> 00:22:40,448 Now it's time to celebrate! 378 00:22:40,450 --> 00:22:43,552 You'll enjoy gourmet dining, thrilling adventures, 379 00:22:43,554 --> 00:22:45,320 and nonstop entertainment, 380 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:48,422 all on the way to our final destination, 381 00:22:48,424 --> 00:22:51,525 the lost city that isn't lost anymore, 382 00:22:51,527 --> 00:22:54,196 Atlantis! 383 00:22:58,501 --> 00:23:00,002 Oh, yeah! 384 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:01,402 Whoo-hoo! 385 00:23:01,404 --> 00:23:03,639 Whoa! The fish are acrobats! 386 00:23:03,641 --> 00:23:05,474 They're fishcrobats! 387 00:23:08,578 --> 00:23:11,045 Hello. How y'all doing? 388 00:23:11,047 --> 00:23:13,247 So... 389 00:23:13,249 --> 00:23:16,621 You must be the one and only Dracula. 390 00:23:18,488 --> 00:23:22,056 I have waited so long to meet you. 391 00:23:22,058 --> 00:23:24,191 Wow, you really don't age, do you? 392 00:23:24,193 --> 00:23:25,627 I would kill for your skin. 393 00:23:25,629 --> 00:23:29,031 Eh doobeeday shoolah eh koobeeday? 394 00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,966 Oh. You're speaking Transylvanian. 395 00:23:30,968 --> 00:23:32,400 Oh. Always wanted to learn. 396 00:23:32,402 --> 00:23:35,269 Uh, eh doobeeday shoolah koobeeday? 397 00:23:35,271 --> 00:23:37,406 - Eh koobeeday. - Koobeeday. 398 00:23:37,408 --> 00:23:39,274 - Eh koobeeday. - Koobeeday. 399 00:23:39,276 --> 00:23:41,310 Eh doobeeday shoolah koobeeday. 400 00:23:41,312 --> 00:23:44,079 Doolah-day shoolah koobeeday. 401 00:23:44,081 --> 00:23:46,314 Oh, such a romantic language. 402 00:23:46,316 --> 00:23:48,249 You know, there's just something about an accent 403 00:23:48,251 --> 00:23:51,652 that makes a man sound so intelligent. 404 00:23:51,654 --> 00:23:53,220 Alibooboo. 405 00:23:53,222 --> 00:23:54,957 That's Transylvanian right there. 406 00:23:54,959 --> 00:23:57,059 He's saying it's nice to meet you. 407 00:23:57,061 --> 00:24:00,728 Well, then "alibooboo" to you as well. 408 00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:04,265 - Alibooboo. Alibooboo. - Drac! Drac, snap out of it. 409 00:24:04,267 --> 00:24:06,200 Wait. I've always wanted to do this. 410 00:24:06,202 --> 00:24:08,269 Wake up! Wake up, Drac! 411 00:24:08,271 --> 00:24:09,537 Snap out of it! 412 00:24:09,539 --> 00:24:11,038 Hey, cut it out! 413 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,341 Hey, buddy, you okay? 414 00:24:12,343 --> 00:24:15,009 No, not okay. 415 00:24:15,011 --> 00:24:16,378 Not okay! 416 00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:18,447 I... I... 417 00:24:18,449 --> 00:24:19,981 I... 418 00:24:19,983 --> 00:24:21,551 Zinged. 419 00:24:50,014 --> 00:24:52,147 ♪ I went to the moped store, I said, "Sell it" 420 00:24:52,149 --> 00:24:54,583 ♪ Salesman's like, "What up? What's your budget?" 421 00:24:54,585 --> 00:24:56,384 ♪ And I'm like, "Honestly, I don't know nothin' about mopeds" 422 00:24:56,386 --> 00:24:58,719 ♪ He said, "I got the one for you, follow me" 423 00:24:58,721 --> 00:25:00,688 ♪ Ooh, it's too real 424 00:25:00,690 --> 00:25:03,658 ♪ A chromed-out mirror, I don't need a windshield ♪ 425 00:25:09,665 --> 00:25:12,034 Mmm! 426 00:25:12,036 --> 00:25:13,802 ♪ It's a lovely day ♪ 427 00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:15,070 - Ooh! - Oh! 428 00:25:15,072 --> 00:25:16,107 Check that out! 429 00:25:17,173 --> 00:25:19,410 Ah! 430 00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:24,579 Here we go. 431 00:25:24,581 --> 00:25:26,084 Mmm, yummy. 432 00:25:37,527 --> 00:25:38,595 Ah! 433 00:25:40,197 --> 00:25:42,400 ♪ Auf Wiedersehen 434 00:25:43,534 --> 00:25:46,437 ♪ Danke schoen ♪ 435 00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:58,682 Papa. 436 00:26:12,261 --> 00:26:14,463 "Kids Club." 437 00:26:14,465 --> 00:26:16,167 What's a kids club? 438 00:26:21,638 --> 00:26:22,640 Whee! 439 00:26:23,539 --> 00:26:24,541 Whee! 440 00:26:27,143 --> 00:26:29,678 - Fish. - That's right, dear. 441 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,278 I'm still not sure I understand. 442 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,815 You take my kids, all day, on purpose? 443 00:26:34,817 --> 00:26:36,250 Fish. 444 00:26:36,252 --> 00:26:37,518 That's right. 445 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,688 What exactly don't you understand? 446 00:26:39,690 --> 00:26:41,555 - Why? Ow! - Shh. 447 00:26:41,557 --> 00:26:45,259 So they can have a great time, and you can have a great time. 448 00:26:45,261 --> 00:26:47,629 Fish. 449 00:26:47,631 --> 00:26:51,134 Oh, don't worry, you get them back at the end of the day. 450 00:26:52,169 --> 00:26:53,567 Fish. 451 00:26:53,569 --> 00:26:55,705 Oh, well. That's better than nothing. 452 00:26:57,508 --> 00:26:59,076 Oh. Oh! 453 00:27:05,481 --> 00:27:06,547 So... 454 00:27:06,549 --> 00:27:08,182 What do we do now? 455 00:27:08,184 --> 00:27:12,556 I think we do whatever we want. 456 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,756 "Whatever we want"? 457 00:27:15,758 --> 00:27:17,825 Whatever we want. 458 00:27:17,827 --> 00:27:19,227 Whatever we want. 459 00:27:19,229 --> 00:27:20,562 Whatever we want! 460 00:27:20,564 --> 00:27:24,466 Whatever we want. 461 00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:27,268 - Stop! Help me! - Whatever we want. 462 00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:29,306 - Whatever we want. - Whatever we want. 463 00:27:30,373 --> 00:27:31,840 Oh, hi. Hello. 464 00:27:31,842 --> 00:27:33,507 How y'all doin'? 465 00:27:33,509 --> 00:27:34,676 - Oh. - Good evening, Captain. 466 00:27:34,678 --> 00:27:36,678 Well, hello. Oh, my goodness. 467 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,546 Ah! 468 00:27:38,548 --> 00:27:42,217 Would you mind, uh, lifting your tail? You know... 469 00:27:42,219 --> 00:27:43,485 Oh! Certainly. 470 00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:45,790 Okay. Thank you so much. 471 00:27:48,191 --> 00:27:49,658 Oh, hello. 472 00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:50,728 Welcome aboard. 473 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:21,590 Ugh! You were so right, Great-Grandfather. 474 00:28:21,592 --> 00:28:24,492 Monsters are disgusting! 475 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,430 They're animals! 476 00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:45,412 I'll be right there. 477 00:28:53,289 --> 00:28:55,623 Dracula, is he on board? 478 00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:58,927 Yes. I saw him. Face-to-face. Ugh! 479 00:28:58,929 --> 00:29:00,562 I was so nice to him. 480 00:29:00,564 --> 00:29:02,863 That pale face of his and his goofy smile, 481 00:29:02,865 --> 00:29:04,565 showing off his fangs. 482 00:29:04,567 --> 00:29:06,368 Argh, it's just like you taught me! 483 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:08,937 It's even worse than I feared! 484 00:29:08,939 --> 00:29:12,040 It was that fateful night that I realized 485 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:15,643 a human could never defeat a monster. 486 00:29:19,783 --> 00:29:23,618 But I wouldn't let our family legacy die. 487 00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:28,590 And so, I began to search for an answer. 488 00:29:28,592 --> 00:29:33,861 And I saw it in an ancient text, an instrument of destruction 489 00:29:33,863 --> 00:29:36,398 so powerful it destroyed Atlantis, 490 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:40,302 a whole city of monsters. 491 00:29:40,304 --> 00:29:44,572 And there, deep within the rubble, it lay, waiting. 492 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:48,375 Endlessly, I searched for the lost city 493 00:29:48,377 --> 00:29:51,880 Time passed, and my body began to fail me. 494 00:29:51,882 --> 00:29:54,481 Oh, it was so sad, Ericka. 495 00:29:54,483 --> 00:29:56,985 First my liver, then my spleen, 496 00:29:56,987 --> 00:29:59,653 followed by a kidney or two. 497 00:29:59,655 --> 00:30:03,324 Then my golden locks. 498 00:30:03,326 --> 00:30:05,860 But I wouldn't let that stop me. 499 00:30:05,862 --> 00:30:10,832 I replaced my failing organs with technology! 500 00:30:10,834 --> 00:30:12,534 Ha-ha! 501 00:30:12,536 --> 00:30:14,436 And look at me now. 502 00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:16,036 Mmm-hmm! 503 00:30:16,038 --> 00:30:18,908 Oh, girl, it's an improvement, really. 504 00:30:20,009 --> 00:30:22,343 Um, sure. 505 00:30:22,345 --> 00:30:28,015 And now, after 120 years, I have finally found Atlantis. 506 00:30:28,017 --> 00:30:29,851 Oh, forget about all this! 507 00:30:29,853 --> 00:30:31,452 Let me get rid of Dracula right now. 508 00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:33,088 I was so close to him, I could've just... 509 00:30:34,990 --> 00:30:37,659 No, no, no! 510 00:30:37,661 --> 00:30:39,694 We have to stick to the plan. 511 00:30:39,696 --> 00:30:41,563 Lure the monsters to Atlantis, 512 00:30:41,565 --> 00:30:43,931 retrieve the instrument of destruction, 513 00:30:43,933 --> 00:30:46,801 trap them there, and then wipe them out. 514 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:48,636 It's simple, Ericka! 515 00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:51,706 Now, promise me you won't try and kill Dracula. 516 00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:53,108 Ugh, fine! 517 00:30:53,110 --> 00:30:55,543 - I promise. - Promise what? 518 00:30:55,545 --> 00:30:59,080 I promise I won't try and kill Dracula. Okay? 519 00:31:03,819 --> 00:31:05,620 Ugh. 520 00:31:05,622 --> 00:31:09,690 Don't worry, Great-Grandfather, I won't try and kill him... 521 00:31:09,692 --> 00:31:11,461 I will kill him. 522 00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:17,765 ♪ Tonight... 523 00:31:17,767 --> 00:31:22,736 ♪ I just want to take you higher 524 00:31:22,738 --> 00:31:27,041 ♪ Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon 525 00:31:27,043 --> 00:31:29,880 - ♪ Girls - ♪ What y'all tryin' to do? 526 00:31:31,614 --> 00:31:35,952 ♪ 24-karat magic in the air 527 00:31:37,019 --> 00:31:38,186 ♪ Head-to-toe 528 00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,653 Whew! 529 00:31:39,655 --> 00:31:40,654 ♪ Uh, look out 530 00:31:42,092 --> 00:31:43,557 - ♪ Pop, pop, it's showtime - ♪ Showtime 531 00:31:43,559 --> 00:31:44,625 - ♪ Showtime - ♪ Showtime 532 00:31:44,627 --> 00:31:46,127 ♪ Guess who's back again 533 00:31:46,129 --> 00:31:47,896 - ♪ Oh, they don't know? - ♪ Go on, tell 'em 534 00:31:47,898 --> 00:31:49,531 - ♪ Oh, they don't know? - ♪ Go on, tell 'em 535 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:51,565 ♪ I'll bet they know as soon as we walk in 536 00:31:51,567 --> 00:31:52,801 - ♪ Sho' 'nuff - ♪ I'm wearin' Cuban links ♪ 537 00:31:52,803 --> 00:31:54,468 - ♪ Designer'minks - ♪ Yeah 538 00:31:56,038 --> 00:31:58,139 ♪ Don't look too hard, might hurt yourself 539 00:31:58,141 --> 00:32:00,411 ♪ Known to give the color red The blues 540 00:32:02,813 --> 00:32:05,513 ♪ Tell me whatcha tryin' to do 541 00:32:05,515 --> 00:32:10,150 ♪ 24-karat magic in the air 542 00:32:14,123 --> 00:32:15,692 Ugh! 543 00:32:16,625 --> 00:32:18,927 ♪ Moon 544 00:32:18,929 --> 00:32:21,896 - ♪ Girls - ♪What y'all tryin' to do? 545 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,935 Oh! 546 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,650 - ♪ Girls - ♪ What y'all tryin' to do? 547 00:32:41,183 --> 00:32:42,617 ♪ 24-karat... ♪ 548 00:32:44,054 --> 00:32:47,024 ♪ Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon ♪ 549 00:32:53,229 --> 00:32:55,229 Work it, Dracula. 550 00:32:55,231 --> 00:32:56,933 You know it. 551 00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:00,767 Oh! Lookin' good, Drac! 552 00:33:00,769 --> 00:33:02,136 Feeling good, Frank. 553 00:33:02,138 --> 00:33:04,706 Look at you, so fancy! 554 00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:06,274 What? This? Please. 555 00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:08,275 Ooh! Dressed to impress, huh? 556 00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:09,910 "Impress"? Oh. 557 00:33:09,912 --> 00:33:11,813 Who do I need to impress? 558 00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,680 Hey, isn't that Captain Ericka? 559 00:33:13,682 --> 00:33:15,249 Oh, no! 560 00:33:15,251 --> 00:33:17,584 Uh, what? Eh, oh... 561 00:33:17,586 --> 00:33:18,986 Oops, no, not her. 562 00:33:20,556 --> 00:33:22,189 Ooh, that's good! 563 00:33:22,191 --> 00:33:23,291 Very amusing. 564 00:33:32,701 --> 00:33:35,602 Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just we've never seen you like this. 565 00:33:35,604 --> 00:33:36,838 I know. 566 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,238 It doesn't make any sense. 567 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,975 You can't Zing twice, it's impossible! 568 00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:43,277 But I did! So now what? 569 00:33:43,279 --> 00:33:45,947 And what about Mavis? 570 00:33:45,949 --> 00:33:48,082 She wants you to be happy, right? 571 00:33:48,084 --> 00:33:50,919 I'm sure she'll go with the flow. 572 00:33:50,921 --> 00:33:52,653 Oh, no, no, no! 573 00:33:52,655 --> 00:33:55,122 Mavis needs me. She depends on me. 574 00:33:55,124 --> 00:33:58,191 I need to be home with my family. 575 00:33:58,193 --> 00:34:02,296 Hey, Murray here may be from Egypt, but you're the one in 576 00:34:02,298 --> 00:34:03,831 "da Nile." 577 00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:07,000 You guys get that? 578 00:34:07,002 --> 00:34:08,268 Ow! You hit me right in the... 579 00:34:08,270 --> 00:34:09,273 Mavis! 580 00:34:13,008 --> 00:34:15,278 Don't say a word, or I'll haunt your dreams. 581 00:34:16,813 --> 00:34:18,613 Having fun? 582 00:34:18,615 --> 00:34:21,014 Oh, I'm having even more fun now that you're here. 583 00:34:21,016 --> 00:34:25,119 You know, Dad, I feel really lucky to have this time with you. 584 00:34:25,121 --> 00:34:28,021 All of us together, it's really special. 585 00:34:28,023 --> 00:34:30,925 Me, too, spider monkey. 586 00:34:30,927 --> 00:34:34,195 Now, are you ready for me to destroy you in monster ball? 587 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:36,965 Whoo-hoo! Monster ball! 588 00:34:36,967 --> 00:34:38,231 Come on, Papa Drac! 589 00:34:38,233 --> 00:34:39,934 Bring it on! 590 00:34:39,936 --> 00:34:42,539 For I am king of family fun! 591 00:34:45,175 --> 00:34:48,910 Ha-ha! All right! Who is ready to get pummeled? 592 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:52,613 I got to warn you, 593 00:34:52,615 --> 00:34:55,617 I played second-team coed intramural volleyball at Santa Cruz. 594 00:34:55,619 --> 00:34:58,318 Sure, pal. Whatever you say. 595 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,055 Everybody, just please watch the hair. 596 00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:02,889 Watch the hair! 597 00:35:02,891 --> 00:35:05,293 Oh-ho-ho! Let's go! Let's do this! 598 00:35:05,295 --> 00:35:07,762 Oh, my gosh, this is gonna be so much fun. 599 00:35:07,764 --> 00:35:09,130 Ha-ha! Get ready. 600 00:35:09,132 --> 00:35:10,733 Here comes the pain! 601 00:35:14,336 --> 00:35:17,171 - Spike! - Not the hair! 602 00:35:17,173 --> 00:35:18,976 Whoa! 603 00:35:20,876 --> 00:35:23,211 No, no, no! 604 00:35:24,347 --> 00:35:27,247 All right! 605 00:35:27,249 --> 00:35:30,418 Captain Ericka, you are needed on deck. 606 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:33,820 Next stop... Buh-bye, Dracula. 607 00:35:33,822 --> 00:35:35,358 Ha-ha! All right, baby! 608 00:35:57,681 --> 00:35:59,113 Oh, baby, I got this. 609 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,682 Hey there, monsters. 610 00:36:00,684 --> 00:36:01,619 Huh? 611 00:36:04,119 --> 00:36:06,222 Yeah! What'd I say! 612 00:36:09,124 --> 00:36:11,362 We're arriving at our first destination. 613 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:20,133 The underwater volcano! 614 00:36:20,135 --> 00:36:24,238 Everyone, grab your scuba gear and get ready to explore 615 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:26,644 the wonders of the sea. 616 00:36:27,277 --> 00:36:29,242 Especially you, 617 00:36:29,244 --> 00:36:30,813 Count Dracula. 618 00:36:35,050 --> 00:36:36,784 You see that, pal? She likes you. 619 00:36:36,786 --> 00:36:38,151 Oh, no, no, no. 620 00:36:38,153 --> 00:36:40,220 That sounds like a Zing in full effect. 621 00:36:40,222 --> 00:36:42,122 Oh, no, no, no. 622 00:36:42,124 --> 00:36:43,825 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 623 00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:46,461 I'm just here to have family fun. 624 00:36:46,463 --> 00:36:48,766 Family, family, fun, fun. 625 00:37:10,385 --> 00:37:12,822 Hmm, let's see. What about here? 626 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,379 Right this way, everyone. 627 00:37:47,456 --> 00:37:51,425 Welcome to one of the true wonders of the underwater kingdom. 628 00:37:51,427 --> 00:37:54,961 I give you Volcano del Fuego. 629 00:37:54,963 --> 00:37:57,264 Or, as the local sea life call it... 630 00:38:57,260 --> 00:38:59,126 Whee! 631 00:39:53,682 --> 00:39:55,215 Aw, what a cute family. 632 00:39:55,217 --> 00:39:56,284 What? No, it's not. 633 00:39:56,286 --> 00:39:58,121 Argh! Dracula bad! 634 00:41:13,028 --> 00:41:14,394 Frank, we just ate. 635 00:41:14,396 --> 00:41:16,564 I can't believe you're hungry already. 636 00:41:16,566 --> 00:41:18,298 I'm sorry. You know what it is? 637 00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:20,233 It's all... Just all that seafood just swimming around, 638 00:41:20,235 --> 00:41:22,202 and when I "see food..." 639 00:41:22,204 --> 00:41:25,305 Oh, man! I'm gone. 640 00:41:25,307 --> 00:41:28,242 Oh! Dracula, Dracula, Dracula! 641 00:41:28,244 --> 00:41:30,311 Dracula, Dracula! 642 00:41:30,313 --> 00:41:33,414 I get so close, but it's almost like he's teasing me. 643 00:41:33,416 --> 00:41:35,648 I just, I can't stand it anymore. 644 00:41:35,650 --> 00:41:36,953 I have to get him! 645 00:41:47,729 --> 00:41:51,164 Boy, that underwater volcano looked hot. 646 00:41:51,166 --> 00:41:53,036 Mmm-hmm. 647 00:41:56,738 --> 00:41:58,671 Oh... Hi, Bob. 648 00:41:58,673 --> 00:42:02,642 Right. We promised you we'd play, uh, ping-pong now. 649 00:42:02,644 --> 00:42:05,211 Um, Dennis? Who is this? 650 00:42:05,213 --> 00:42:07,280 Uh, it's our friend, Bob. 651 00:42:07,282 --> 00:42:09,118 - Say hi, Bob. - "Hi, Bob." 652 00:42:10,586 --> 00:42:13,586 Okay! Time to go play ping-pong. 653 00:42:13,588 --> 00:42:14,722 - Drac! - Drac! 654 00:42:14,724 --> 00:42:17,327 - Drac! - Drac! 655 00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:21,361 Hey, boys, where's the fire? 656 00:42:21,363 --> 00:42:22,729 Oh, well, Griffin here, he... 657 00:42:22,731 --> 00:42:25,099 - He has something to tell you. - Me? Uh... 658 00:42:25,101 --> 00:42:27,468 Oh. Yeah, I got this bite on my hand, and since, you know, 659 00:42:27,470 --> 00:42:29,769 you're a biting expert, I thought you could take a look. 660 00:42:29,771 --> 00:42:31,340 - Yeah. Come on over here. - The light is better. 661 00:42:32,574 --> 00:42:34,110 Okay... 662 00:42:35,811 --> 00:42:38,211 Okay, what is going on? 663 00:42:38,213 --> 00:42:41,247 You guys are acting weirder than normal, and your normal is pretty weird. 664 00:42:41,249 --> 00:42:43,249 You are not gonna believe what we heard, but... 665 00:42:45,854 --> 00:42:48,255 ♪ Ericka loves the Drac 666 00:42:48,257 --> 00:42:50,490 ♪ She can't get enough of that Drac 667 00:42:50,492 --> 00:42:52,459 ♪ Oh, yeah 668 00:42:52,461 --> 00:42:53,760 ♪ Drac is back 669 00:42:53,762 --> 00:42:55,463 ♪ He's got the Zing 670 00:42:55,465 --> 00:42:57,298 ♪ The Zinga-Zing ♪ 671 00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:59,733 Shh. I told you I don't want to upset Mavis. 672 00:42:59,735 --> 00:43:02,470 But what are you talking about? 673 00:43:02,472 --> 00:43:04,771 Okay, well, see, Frank got hungry, so no surprise there... 674 00:43:04,773 --> 00:43:08,642 But we swam back to the ship, and we found Ericka raving about you. 675 00:43:08,644 --> 00:43:10,477 She can't live without you, buddy. 676 00:43:10,479 --> 00:43:12,213 It's serious! 677 00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:16,249 ♪ You can't deny the Zing, baby ♪ 678 00:43:16,251 --> 00:43:19,653 So, Drac, this is great. Are you gonna make a move on the captain, or what? 679 00:43:19,655 --> 00:43:21,287 Uh, yes. 680 00:43:21,289 --> 00:43:23,791 - Maybe? No. - Ugh. 681 00:43:23,793 --> 00:43:27,128 It's been a while. I don't even know where to start. 682 00:43:27,130 --> 00:43:29,530 It's easy, Drac. Just make some small talk. 683 00:43:29,532 --> 00:43:31,365 - Remember to smile. - Look into her eyes. 684 00:43:31,367 --> 00:43:33,367 - Keep it casual. - Say something funny. 685 00:43:33,369 --> 00:43:34,635 Ask her where her parts are from. 686 00:43:34,637 --> 00:43:36,336 Oh, and say that her wrappings look nice. 687 00:43:36,338 --> 00:43:38,139 - "Do you like coffins?" - Compliment her. 688 00:43:38,141 --> 00:43:40,140 - "Your neck looks delicious." - Here she comes. 689 00:43:40,142 --> 00:43:42,543 Okay, Drac, hit it. 690 00:43:42,545 --> 00:43:44,744 Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin. 691 00:43:44,746 --> 00:43:47,648 Would you like to see my parts? 692 00:43:50,452 --> 00:43:52,552 Yes, I'd love to go out with you. 693 00:43:52,554 --> 00:43:53,787 Ay! What? 694 00:43:53,789 --> 00:43:54,921 What? 695 00:43:54,923 --> 00:43:56,322 Cantina. Midnight. 696 00:43:56,324 --> 00:43:57,393 Don't be late. 697 00:44:07,170 --> 00:44:08,369 Whew! 698 00:44:08,371 --> 00:44:09,738 That was a close one. 699 00:44:13,376 --> 00:44:16,113 - Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop! - Wait, Tinkles. Come back. 700 00:44:25,954 --> 00:44:27,454 - Tinkles, stop! - Wait! 701 00:44:27,456 --> 00:44:28,592 No, no, no! 702 00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:42,936 Tinkles, stop! 703 00:44:42,938 --> 00:44:45,405 I've been found! 704 00:44:45,407 --> 00:44:48,409 You'll never get me, monster! 705 00:44:48,411 --> 00:44:50,910 Shh! Tinkles, stop. Shh! Shh! 706 00:45:04,659 --> 00:45:06,162 Ew. 707 00:45:15,271 --> 00:45:20,740 Everybody, we are pulling up to our next stop, the Deserted Island. 708 00:45:20,742 --> 00:45:23,010 It's time to get lost on the beach, 709 00:45:23,012 --> 00:45:28,418 and we hope you'll find yourself some fun and relaxation. 710 00:45:29,751 --> 00:45:31,918 Whoo-hoo! Beach time! 711 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,753 Johnny, you go set everything up. 712 00:45:33,755 --> 00:45:35,689 And, Dad, you go get in line for the snow cones. 713 00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:38,459 You know, actually, I was thinking you and Johnny 714 00:45:38,461 --> 00:45:40,293 should spend some time together. 715 00:45:40,295 --> 00:45:42,729 What do you call it again? Eh, date night? 716 00:45:42,731 --> 00:45:44,264 Date night? 717 00:45:44,266 --> 00:45:46,032 - What are you gonna do? - Well, I thought 718 00:45:46,034 --> 00:45:48,401 me and the guys would take this opportunity 719 00:45:48,403 --> 00:45:51,505 to spend some quality time with Dennis. 720 00:45:51,507 --> 00:45:53,374 Oh. Okay. That's a great idea. 721 00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:55,041 Come on, Johnny. Date night. 722 00:45:55,043 --> 00:45:57,813 Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night! 723 00:46:12,695 --> 00:46:14,494 Okay, here you go! 724 00:46:19,635 --> 00:46:21,438 - Good girl! - I got this one. 725 00:46:30,478 --> 00:46:31,979 What was that? 726 00:46:31,981 --> 00:46:33,880 It sounds like our children. 727 00:46:33,882 --> 00:46:36,717 - It is our children! Run! - Run! 728 00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:38,785 Please! Help! Someone! 729 00:46:38,787 --> 00:46:40,753 Get the parents! 730 00:46:40,755 --> 00:46:43,691 Frank? Would you rub some moonscreen on my back 731 00:46:43,693 --> 00:46:45,325 before I get burned? 732 00:46:45,327 --> 00:46:46,526 Wait one second, honey. 733 00:46:46,528 --> 00:46:47,860 You know, the kids buried me in the sand. 734 00:46:54,369 --> 00:46:56,035 Mmm. Thanks, honey. 735 00:46:56,037 --> 00:46:58,539 - Shall we have another? - Sure. 736 00:46:58,541 --> 00:47:01,874 - Sounds good. - Straight up. 737 00:47:01,876 --> 00:47:04,010 Isn't this place amazing? 738 00:47:04,012 --> 00:47:07,014 Whoa! The menu is in a bottle! 739 00:47:07,016 --> 00:47:08,918 Genius! Isn't that awesome, honey? 740 00:47:11,420 --> 00:47:13,052 What? Oh, sorry. 741 00:47:13,054 --> 00:47:15,055 I was just thinking about my dad. 742 00:47:15,057 --> 00:47:17,958 Don't you think he's acting weird lately? 743 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:21,394 Not really. Besides having a huge crush on the captain. 744 00:47:21,396 --> 00:47:23,363 - What? - Oh, yeah. 745 00:47:23,365 --> 00:47:25,932 The Love Boat is definitely making another run. 746 00:47:25,934 --> 00:47:27,700 No way. He's... 747 00:47:27,702 --> 00:47:29,970 He's my dad. 748 00:47:29,972 --> 00:47:31,771 I know, right? It's weird. 749 00:47:31,773 --> 00:47:35,608 When my parents kiss, I still close my eyes. 750 00:47:35,610 --> 00:47:40,914 I guess I never thought about him with anyone besides my mom. 751 00:47:40,916 --> 00:47:43,416 You're cool with it, though, right? 752 00:47:43,418 --> 00:47:45,552 Of course. I want him to be happy. 753 00:47:45,554 --> 00:47:46,556 Totally. 754 00:47:48,624 --> 00:47:50,456 Totally. 755 00:47:56,699 --> 00:47:59,166 Buenas noches, mi amigo. 756 00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:05,171 Have you a beverage to quench me of my parchment? 757 00:48:05,173 --> 00:48:07,677 Yes, of course, Mr. Chupacabra. 758 00:48:11,579 --> 00:48:13,516 Muchas gracias. 759 00:48:29,465 --> 00:48:30,798 You look ravishing. 760 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:31,898 Oh. 761 00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:33,099 Uh, thank you. I just... 762 00:48:33,101 --> 00:48:34,603 Oh. 763 00:48:43,646 --> 00:48:45,512 So, um... 764 00:48:45,514 --> 00:48:48,581 Does Captain Ericka have a last name? 765 00:48:48,583 --> 00:48:50,050 Uh, oh, uh... 766 00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:52,186 Oh, guacamole! 767 00:48:52,188 --> 00:48:53,720 "Ericka Guacamole"? 768 00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:57,057 That's so international. 769 00:48:57,059 --> 00:49:00,860 No. Guacamole for us to share. 770 00:49:00,862 --> 00:49:03,229 Oh, how beautiful is that full moon tonight? 771 00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:04,666 Look. Right behind you. 772 00:49:09,070 --> 00:49:12,539 Mmm! The food here is to die for. 773 00:49:23,184 --> 00:49:27,119 Holy moly, that was a lot of guacamole. 774 00:49:27,121 --> 00:49:29,490 Are you feeling all right? 775 00:49:29,492 --> 00:49:32,159 - Totally fine. Why? - No reason. 776 00:49:34,028 --> 00:49:35,695 Oh... 777 00:49:35,697 --> 00:49:39,131 There must have been garlic in the guacamole. 778 00:49:39,133 --> 00:49:40,666 Oh, no. 779 00:49:40,668 --> 00:49:42,135 Isn't that deadly for you? 780 00:49:42,137 --> 00:49:44,106 No, no, no. It's just that I'm... 781 00:49:45,039 --> 00:49:46,708 Garlic intolerant. 782 00:49:55,016 --> 00:49:56,185 Was that you? 783 00:49:58,019 --> 00:50:00,787 Whoo! 784 00:50:00,789 --> 00:50:02,021 Oh, yeah! 785 00:50:02,023 --> 00:50:04,224 Dolphin surfing! 786 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:12,932 Whoa! 787 00:50:12,934 --> 00:50:14,867 Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa. 788 00:50:14,869 --> 00:50:16,003 Hey-hey. 789 00:50:16,005 --> 00:50:17,738 Oh! Hey there. 790 00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:19,740 - Papa. - Hidey-ho! 791 00:50:19,742 --> 00:50:20,941 Hi. 792 00:50:20,943 --> 00:50:23,309 Is my dad in there, too? 793 00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:27,914 Don't worry, I'm over here. Bleh, bleh-bleh. 794 00:50:27,916 --> 00:50:31,954 No, Papa Drac's not here. He's on his date. 795 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:33,822 Date? 796 00:50:36,724 --> 00:50:39,191 Please, forgive me, 797 00:50:39,193 --> 00:50:40,894 I'm just very nervous. 798 00:50:40,896 --> 00:50:42,863 You see, 799 00:50:42,865 --> 00:50:48,104 I haven't had a date since my wife died. 800 00:50:50,139 --> 00:50:52,072 How old was your daughter? 801 00:50:52,074 --> 00:50:54,041 She was just an infant. 802 00:50:54,043 --> 00:50:56,008 It was hard being a single dad, 803 00:50:56,010 --> 00:50:58,547 but I did my best. 804 00:51:01,215 --> 00:51:03,983 I never knew my mother, either. 805 00:51:03,985 --> 00:51:05,151 Or my father. 806 00:51:05,153 --> 00:51:07,354 Oh, I'm so sorry. 807 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:08,889 Who raised you? 808 00:51:08,891 --> 00:51:10,958 My great-grandfather. 809 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:13,660 I basically grew up on this ship. 810 00:51:13,662 --> 00:51:15,896 That's why you're a captain. 811 00:51:15,898 --> 00:51:19,166 Yeah. It's all I've ever known. 812 00:51:19,168 --> 00:51:21,671 It was just expected. 813 00:51:22,637 --> 00:51:24,137 You know, a family thing. 814 00:51:24,139 --> 00:51:28,075 I understand, family is everything. 815 00:51:28,077 --> 00:51:30,843 You have to honor the past. 816 00:51:30,845 --> 00:51:33,115 But we make our own future. 817 00:51:46,362 --> 00:51:48,361 - Dad? - Mavis! 818 00:51:48,363 --> 00:51:50,900 - Mmm. - Johnny! 819 00:51:53,267 --> 00:51:58,305 Captain Ericka and I were just discussing the hospitality industry. 820 00:51:58,307 --> 00:52:00,374 You know, just work stuff. 821 00:52:00,376 --> 00:52:01,941 You're working now? 822 00:52:01,943 --> 00:52:03,843 This is supposed to be a vacation. 823 00:52:03,845 --> 00:52:05,244 A family vacation. 824 00:52:05,246 --> 00:52:08,881 I should really go do captain-y things. 825 00:52:08,883 --> 00:52:11,918 Dad, you said you were gonna spend time with Dennis. 826 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:15,122 Dennis. Dennis? Dennis. 827 00:52:15,124 --> 00:52:17,890 Oh! Yeah, you're right. Where is that kid? 828 00:52:17,892 --> 00:52:20,427 Denisovich? You're supposed to be with me. 829 00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:22,695 Come on now, kid, it's family time. 830 00:52:22,697 --> 00:52:24,199 Quit hiding. Dennis? 831 00:52:25,767 --> 00:52:26,967 What was that about? 832 00:52:26,969 --> 00:52:28,267 You mean your dad's date? 833 00:52:28,269 --> 00:52:31,271 It wasn't a date. It was work stuff. 834 00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:32,439 Uh-huh. 835 00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:34,273 I'm telling you, Johnny, 836 00:52:34,275 --> 00:52:36,108 there is something about that woman I don't trust. 837 00:52:36,110 --> 00:52:39,211 But you want your dad to be happy, right? 838 00:52:39,213 --> 00:52:40,713 Yes. 839 00:52:40,715 --> 00:52:42,749 Just not with her. 840 00:52:42,751 --> 00:52:44,450 Mmm. Whoo-hoo-hoo! 841 00:52:44,452 --> 00:52:45,885 Heads up, honey. 842 00:52:45,887 --> 00:52:48,055 This guac is loaded with garlic. 843 00:52:48,057 --> 00:52:49,125 Garlic? 844 00:52:55,863 --> 00:52:58,166 Aw! That was a cute toot, honey. 845 00:53:15,450 --> 00:53:18,285 - We've been up all night! - Let's stay up all day, too! 846 00:53:18,287 --> 00:53:20,186 Let's get wild! 847 00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:34,901 - Ericka! - What? 848 00:53:34,903 --> 00:53:38,271 Just where have you been, young lady? 849 00:53:38,273 --> 00:53:40,740 Uh, doing work. 850 00:53:40,742 --> 00:53:42,742 Wearing that? 851 00:53:42,744 --> 00:53:45,278 You were with him! I know it! 852 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,247 Who? 853 00:53:47,249 --> 00:53:49,381 "Who?" You know who! 854 00:53:49,383 --> 00:53:51,952 You've been sneaking around my back 855 00:53:51,954 --> 00:53:55,287 trying to kill Dracula again, haven't you? 856 00:53:55,289 --> 00:53:58,090 So what if I have? I am a grown woman! 857 00:53:58,092 --> 00:53:59,392 I have the right to kill whoever I want. 858 00:53:59,394 --> 00:54:01,861 It's not just about you. 859 00:54:01,863 --> 00:54:05,164 You could have ruined the legacy. 860 00:54:05,166 --> 00:54:07,934 What if he discovered who you were? 861 00:54:07,936 --> 00:54:11,238 I know. I wasn't thinking. There's just something about him 862 00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:13,173 that just drives me crazy! 863 00:54:13,175 --> 00:54:15,307 I just, I see him, and I want to... 864 00:54:15,309 --> 00:54:16,443 Punch him? 865 00:54:16,445 --> 00:54:19,146 Uh... I guess. 866 00:54:19,148 --> 00:54:21,213 Just, I can't wait to get this over with. 867 00:54:21,215 --> 00:54:23,450 Don't worry, it won't be long now. 868 00:54:23,452 --> 00:54:26,887 Once you recover the instrument of destruction, 869 00:54:26,889 --> 00:54:28,889 no one can stop us. 870 00:54:28,891 --> 00:54:30,760 Not even Dracula! 871 00:54:31,827 --> 00:54:34,197 - Oh. Excuse me. - Spies! 872 00:54:38,867 --> 00:54:41,200 Now, quickly, before someone comes! 873 00:55:02,324 --> 00:55:04,958 Everyone assemble on the forward deck. 874 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:08,861 We are arriving at our final destination. 875 00:55:08,863 --> 00:55:10,430 From the depths of creation, 876 00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:14,166 the mighty city has risen once again. 877 00:55:14,168 --> 00:55:16,970 Home to the greatest monster civilization 878 00:55:16,972 --> 00:55:18,872 the world has ever known, 879 00:55:18,874 --> 00:55:23,577 far surpassing Athens and Rome in art, culture and sophistication. 880 00:55:23,579 --> 00:55:28,918 I give you the legendary lost city of Atlantis. 881 00:55:54,041 --> 00:55:57,209 It's a giant Kraken! 882 00:55:57,211 --> 00:56:00,079 ♪ There's a place you've gotta be 883 00:56:00,081 --> 00:56:03,416 ♪ A thousand leagues beneath the sea 884 00:56:03,418 --> 00:56:08,320 ♪ And it's waiting over here for you and me 885 00:56:09,624 --> 00:56:12,892 ♪ Gonna take you for a ride 886 00:56:12,894 --> 00:56:16,262 ♪ But first you've gotta come inside 887 00:56:16,264 --> 00:56:21,200 ♪ Get ready, for the party's on tonight 888 00:56:21,202 --> 00:56:25,405 ♪ So relax and just unwind 889 00:56:25,407 --> 00:56:28,909 ♪ Leave your worries all behind 890 00:56:28,911 --> 00:56:33,081 ♪ And get ready, for the party's on tonight 891 00:56:43,291 --> 00:56:46,258 Welcome to Atlantis! 892 00:56:46,260 --> 00:56:48,961 ♪ So get ready 893 00:56:48,963 --> 00:56:51,164 ♪ Ready 894 00:56:51,166 --> 00:56:52,168 Oh! 895 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:57,236 ♪ It's party time 896 00:57:02,311 --> 00:57:04,113 ♪ It's party time! ♪ 897 00:57:06,148 --> 00:57:08,280 Ooh. I am so excited! 898 00:57:08,282 --> 00:57:09,585 Come to Daddy! 899 00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:13,586 - Oh. - Twenty-eight black! 900 00:57:15,157 --> 00:57:16,092 Oh! 901 00:57:18,159 --> 00:57:20,660 - Ahhh! - Oh, no, you don't. 902 00:57:20,662 --> 00:57:23,662 Last time you gambled, you lost an arm and a leg. Literally! 903 00:57:23,664 --> 00:57:25,664 - Replacement limbs... - I'll raise you 40. 904 00:57:25,666 --> 00:57:28,133 ...aren't just lying around like they were in the old days. 905 00:57:28,135 --> 00:57:30,436 So, no gambling. 906 00:57:30,438 --> 00:57:31,570 Frank! 907 00:57:31,572 --> 00:57:33,508 Yes, dear! Got it! No gambling! 908 00:57:40,048 --> 00:57:41,715 - Tinkles, stop. - Wait. 909 00:57:41,717 --> 00:57:44,017 - Stop it, Tinkles, stop. - Ah! Wait! 910 00:57:47,521 --> 00:57:49,555 Have you guys seen Mavis? I have to find her. 911 00:57:49,557 --> 00:57:51,057 Why? What's going on? 912 00:57:51,059 --> 00:57:53,093 I'm going to tell her about Ericka. 913 00:57:53,095 --> 00:57:55,561 I can't lie to my own daughter anymore. 914 00:57:55,563 --> 00:57:58,465 She's the most important person in the world to me. 915 00:57:58,467 --> 00:58:00,469 I have to tell her the truth. 916 00:58:02,670 --> 00:58:04,506 Right after I talk to Ericka. 917 00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:07,977 Hey. 918 00:58:10,211 --> 00:58:11,543 All right, I'm all... 919 00:58:11,545 --> 00:58:13,613 Frank, are you sure you know what you're doing? 920 00:58:13,615 --> 00:58:16,319 I got this. I'm all in. 921 00:58:19,487 --> 00:58:21,421 Johnny, have you seen my dad? 922 00:58:21,423 --> 00:58:24,157 - Maybe he's with Bob. - Why would he be with Bob? 923 00:58:24,159 --> 00:58:26,159 Bob's a great guy. 924 00:58:26,161 --> 00:58:28,229 - Oh, there he is. - Who? Bob? 925 00:58:45,579 --> 00:58:48,481 There he is! Hi, Bob! 926 01:00:13,869 --> 01:00:15,071 Oh. 927 01:01:27,508 --> 01:01:28,711 There it is. 928 01:01:47,228 --> 01:01:48,695 You saved my life. 929 01:01:48,697 --> 01:01:50,630 Of course. Why wouldn't I? 930 01:01:50,632 --> 01:01:54,267 I just can't believe you would do that for a human. 931 01:01:54,269 --> 01:01:57,302 Humans, monsters, what's the difference? 932 01:01:57,304 --> 01:02:00,340 Yeah, right. Right. 933 01:02:00,342 --> 01:02:02,575 Wait. What are you doing here? 934 01:02:02,577 --> 01:02:06,412 Oh, uh... Well, you know, vampires can predict the future, 935 01:02:06,414 --> 01:02:09,448 so I knew you would need my help. 936 01:02:09,450 --> 01:02:11,684 Ha! Never heard that before. 937 01:02:11,686 --> 01:02:13,753 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a well-known fact. 938 01:02:14,956 --> 01:02:16,622 What are you doing here? 939 01:02:16,624 --> 01:02:17,756 Oh! Uh... 940 01:02:17,758 --> 01:02:19,858 Well, I'm here to get that. 941 01:02:19,860 --> 01:02:21,827 Yeah, it's a family heirloom. 942 01:02:21,829 --> 01:02:26,465 Yeah, it was lost at sea, and my great-grandfather is... Was! 943 01:02:26,467 --> 01:02:29,802 Uh, was totally obsessed with getting it back. 944 01:02:29,804 --> 01:02:34,242 So, anywho, thanks for saving my life, but I can take it from... 945 01:02:39,981 --> 01:02:41,514 Got to be a little more careful. 946 01:02:41,516 --> 01:02:43,416 How many times can you save my life, right? 947 01:02:43,418 --> 01:02:45,885 I don't know. Every time? 948 01:02:45,887 --> 01:02:48,457 Really? Well, then... 949 01:03:23,023 --> 01:03:24,359 Wow! 950 01:03:41,876 --> 01:03:44,847 Ah, that was incredible. 951 01:03:56,023 --> 01:03:57,657 Oh, uh... 952 01:03:57,659 --> 01:04:00,762 Don't you want to get your family heirloom thingy? 953 01:04:01,595 --> 01:04:03,398 Oh. Right. 954 01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:10,836 Got it. 955 01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:41,700 Mmm. 956 01:04:41,702 --> 01:04:43,568 Oh, here, let me get that for you. 957 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,008 Dad! 958 01:04:48,175 --> 01:04:49,941 Mavis! 959 01:04:49,943 --> 01:04:51,744 What are you doing to my father? 960 01:04:51,746 --> 01:04:53,713 Wait! Whoa. Whoa! 961 01:04:53,715 --> 01:04:55,981 Mavis, stop! Put her down! 962 01:04:55,983 --> 01:04:59,485 No! She's trying to hurt you. Why can't you see that? 963 01:05:00,889 --> 01:05:03,755 Because I... 964 01:05:03,757 --> 01:05:05,992 Because I Zinged. 965 01:05:05,994 --> 01:05:07,492 What? 966 01:05:07,494 --> 01:05:10,031 I Zinged with Ericka. 967 01:05:11,199 --> 01:05:13,499 No, that can't be true. 968 01:05:13,501 --> 01:05:15,034 You only Zing once. 969 01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:17,669 That's what I thought, too. 970 01:05:17,671 --> 01:05:19,972 "Zing"? What's a Zing? 971 01:05:19,974 --> 01:05:24,010 Uh, well, it's a thing for monsters. 972 01:05:24,012 --> 01:05:26,813 It's kind of like our "love at first sight." 973 01:05:26,815 --> 01:05:29,648 What? No. No, no, no. 974 01:05:29,650 --> 01:05:31,983 - You don't even know me. - Well, not yet. 975 01:05:31,985 --> 01:05:34,486 - But we're just... - No, you don't understand. 976 01:05:34,488 --> 01:05:36,021 I can't be with you. 977 01:05:36,023 --> 01:05:38,958 I could never be with someone like you. 978 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:40,095 I could never be with 979 01:05:41,028 --> 01:05:42,130 a monster. 980 01:05:52,874 --> 01:05:55,640 Dad, I'm so sorry. 981 01:05:55,642 --> 01:05:57,445 - I... - It doesn't matter. 982 01:05:59,746 --> 01:06:01,482 You heard what she said. 983 01:06:09,057 --> 01:06:10,892 But a Zing never lies. 984 01:06:25,173 --> 01:06:27,142 Ha! You got it! 985 01:06:28,242 --> 01:06:29,677 Yes. 986 01:06:33,914 --> 01:06:36,615 Now that we have the instrument of destruction, 987 01:06:36,617 --> 01:06:39,552 our family legacy will be fulfilled. 988 01:06:39,554 --> 01:06:44,055 But first, we'll draw them in with a dance party! 989 01:06:44,057 --> 01:06:46,758 I love to dance. 990 01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:02,275 Frank, could you zip me up? 991 01:07:02,277 --> 01:07:04,242 We're gonna be late. 992 01:07:04,244 --> 01:07:06,546 Where did you get those? 993 01:07:06,548 --> 01:07:08,747 Uh, see, here's the funny thing. 994 01:07:08,749 --> 01:07:11,651 I lost my hands gambling, but... It's no big deal! 995 01:07:11,653 --> 01:07:13,718 Look, I got these from the seafood buffet. 996 01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:16,088 Look at this. Clickety-click, click, clack, clack, click, click. 997 01:07:16,090 --> 01:07:18,494 I kind of like 'em. I like 'em. 998 01:07:24,331 --> 01:07:25,932 Mmm! Mmm! Mmm. 999 01:07:25,934 --> 01:07:27,733 Mmm. Mmm. 1000 01:07:27,735 --> 01:07:28,871 A-ha! 1001 01:07:52,327 --> 01:07:54,160 Ah, I guess the party's this way. 1002 01:07:54,162 --> 01:07:55,097 Whoo! 1003 01:07:56,229 --> 01:07:57,699 Whoa! 1004 01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:08,043 Wow. 1005 01:08:10,744 --> 01:08:13,311 Let's get this party started right! 1006 01:08:13,313 --> 01:08:14,780 - Whoo-hoo! - All right! 1007 01:08:14,782 --> 01:08:15,784 What? 1008 01:08:17,150 --> 01:08:18,750 Huh? 1009 01:08:18,752 --> 01:08:21,754 I thought they said the party was this way. 1010 01:08:48,082 --> 01:08:50,281 DJ in a clamshell? 1011 01:08:50,283 --> 01:08:52,785 I'm so jealous. 1012 01:09:39,434 --> 01:09:43,402 I can't believe my dad Zinged with someone who's trying to kill him. 1013 01:09:43,404 --> 01:09:45,804 Yeah, the Zing makes you do crazy things. 1014 01:09:45,806 --> 01:09:48,040 Really, Johnny? 1015 01:09:48,042 --> 01:09:52,812 What's most important to understand is that love is an infinite enigma 1016 01:09:52,814 --> 01:09:55,080 that is beyond our understanding. 1017 01:09:55,082 --> 01:09:58,451 You and I were two halves, a world apart. 1018 01:09:58,453 --> 01:10:01,487 But then we followed the strands of destiny 1019 01:10:01,489 --> 01:10:03,254 and were brought together. 1020 01:10:03,256 --> 01:10:06,224 And our halves made one whole. 1021 01:10:06,226 --> 01:10:08,427 But what if she and he... 1022 01:10:08,429 --> 01:10:11,996 You must release all the negativity and look within. 1023 01:10:11,998 --> 01:10:14,036 Your bond is unbreakable. 1024 01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:18,237 You're right, honey. Wow. 1025 01:10:18,239 --> 01:10:19,738 Thanks. 1026 01:10:19,740 --> 01:10:22,107 Whoa, you sounded pretty smart, Dad. 1027 01:10:22,109 --> 01:10:24,143 Oh, that? Yeah, it was just the philosophy 1028 01:10:24,145 --> 01:10:26,911 of Sifu Sing from my favorite TV show when I was a kid, 1029 01:10:26,913 --> 01:10:28,513 Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master. 1030 01:10:28,515 --> 01:10:30,182 Anyways, let's get back to dancing! 1031 01:10:30,184 --> 01:10:31,319 Cool. 1032 01:10:35,489 --> 01:10:38,057 Dad? You have to talk to Ericka. 1033 01:10:38,059 --> 01:10:39,157 - What? - I know. 1034 01:10:39,159 --> 01:10:40,992 I know what I said before, 1035 01:10:40,994 --> 01:10:43,862 but maybe I overreacted a teensy bit. 1036 01:10:43,864 --> 01:10:46,165 It's just the thought of losing you. 1037 01:10:46,167 --> 01:10:49,300 What? What are you talking about, losing me? 1038 01:10:49,302 --> 01:10:51,336 Well, obviously, after you get married, 1039 01:10:51,338 --> 01:10:53,304 you're gonna live on the ship and travel around the world... 1040 01:10:53,306 --> 01:10:55,907 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, Mavis. 1041 01:10:55,909 --> 01:10:58,143 There are two things I can promise you. 1042 01:10:58,145 --> 01:11:03,982 One, nothing can ever take me from you and all my family. 1043 01:11:03,984 --> 01:11:07,255 Two, I will never live on a boat. 1044 01:11:09,791 --> 01:11:12,258 You're my cute little tarantula. 1045 01:11:12,260 --> 01:11:14,393 How could I ever leave you? 1046 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:16,394 Now, seriously, go talk to her. 1047 01:11:16,396 --> 01:11:18,798 I can't. You heard what she said, 1048 01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:21,500 she could never be with someone like me. 1049 01:11:21,502 --> 01:11:23,835 No, Dad. You're just a half, 1050 01:11:23,837 --> 01:11:27,339 and you have to follow your destiny to find an infinite whole. 1051 01:11:27,341 --> 01:11:29,174 You sound like Johnny. 1052 01:11:29,176 --> 01:11:32,076 Point is, you can't deny a Zing. 1053 01:11:32,078 --> 01:11:34,847 Monster, human, unicorn... 1054 01:11:34,849 --> 01:11:35,917 It doesn't matter. 1055 01:11:36,583 --> 01:11:38,886 So go to her! Now! 1056 01:11:40,354 --> 01:11:41,987 Okay. I'm on it. 1057 01:11:43,490 --> 01:11:45,023 Hey, man, you're not allowed up here. 1058 01:11:45,025 --> 01:11:47,526 The DJ booth is a sacred space. 1059 01:11:54,534 --> 01:11:56,535 No. Tinkles, quiet. 1060 01:11:56,537 --> 01:11:58,070 Who is this? 1061 01:11:58,072 --> 01:12:02,473 Ha! I know you recognize me, your greatest rival. 1062 01:12:02,475 --> 01:12:05,376 Hmm. Oh, right. 1063 01:12:05,378 --> 01:12:08,479 You own that Holiday Inn down by the airport. 1064 01:12:08,481 --> 01:12:13,117 No! It is I, Abraham Van Helsing. 1065 01:12:13,119 --> 01:12:14,586 Van Helsing? 1066 01:12:14,588 --> 01:12:16,455 After all these years? 1067 01:12:16,457 --> 01:12:18,360 You look awful. 1068 01:12:19,594 --> 01:12:22,561 Always with the quick insults. 1069 01:12:22,563 --> 01:12:25,097 Well, this will shut you up. 1070 01:12:25,099 --> 01:12:26,999 And all monsters. 1071 01:12:27,001 --> 01:12:31,036 Eh, huh? That's just Ericka's family heirloom thingy. 1072 01:12:31,038 --> 01:12:33,539 Good one, Ericka. 1073 01:12:33,541 --> 01:12:35,073 Ericka? 1074 01:12:35,075 --> 01:12:36,442 You fool. 1075 01:12:36,444 --> 01:12:39,311 Not only is she the ship's captain, 1076 01:12:39,313 --> 01:12:41,213 but she also happens to be... 1077 01:12:43,551 --> 01:12:45,954 Wait. You tell him. 1078 01:12:47,587 --> 01:12:50,257 I'm his great-granddaughter. 1079 01:12:51,591 --> 01:12:54,326 I'm Ericka Van Helsing. 1080 01:12:54,328 --> 01:12:57,329 I knew there was something wrong with her. 1081 01:12:57,331 --> 01:12:58,597 But... 1082 01:12:58,599 --> 01:13:01,400 See, what happened... 1083 01:13:01,402 --> 01:13:03,434 Now that we're all caught up, 1084 01:13:03,436 --> 01:13:06,272 let's get back to the dying. 1085 01:13:06,274 --> 01:13:11,677 Behold, the key to the demise of all monsters. 1086 01:13:24,190 --> 01:13:25,491 Let's see. 1087 01:13:25,493 --> 01:13:28,126 Right... Okay. 1088 01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:33,365 Listen to the melody 1089 01:13:33,367 --> 01:13:35,237 of your destruction. 1090 01:13:38,338 --> 01:13:40,705 Ooh, what's this little doodad do? 1091 01:13:42,042 --> 01:13:43,577 Yeah! 1092 01:14:06,033 --> 01:14:08,303 Hey, look! It's the Kraken. 1093 01:14:23,016 --> 01:14:24,351 Everybody out! Now! 1094 01:14:36,630 --> 01:14:39,031 We're trapped! Everybody back! 1095 01:15:00,421 --> 01:15:02,356 Yay! 1096 01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:11,397 Baby! 1097 01:15:11,399 --> 01:15:13,064 Papa! 1098 01:15:23,277 --> 01:15:25,113 This has to stop now! 1099 01:15:26,279 --> 01:15:27,278 Drac, no! 1100 01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:28,248 Ah! 1101 01:15:41,261 --> 01:15:42,361 Dad! 1102 01:15:43,764 --> 01:15:45,263 Mavis! 1103 01:15:45,265 --> 01:15:48,202 Time for the immortal Dracula to die. 1104 01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:00,446 Dad! 1105 01:16:06,487 --> 01:16:07,521 No! 1106 01:16:09,122 --> 01:16:10,157 Ericka! 1107 01:16:14,295 --> 01:16:15,561 Bob! Help! 1108 01:16:15,563 --> 01:16:16,765 Huh? 1109 01:16:20,167 --> 01:16:21,299 Tinkles? 1110 01:16:21,301 --> 01:16:22,468 Dennis. 1111 01:16:22,470 --> 01:16:25,170 Oh, no. Bob is Tinkles? 1112 01:16:25,172 --> 01:16:26,571 How did he get here? 1113 01:16:26,573 --> 01:16:28,575 But thank goodness he did, 'cause look! 1114 01:17:09,516 --> 01:17:10,781 You can't do this! 1115 01:17:10,783 --> 01:17:12,619 You're wrong about monsters! 1116 01:17:13,787 --> 01:17:16,655 Dracula... He saved my life. 1117 01:17:16,657 --> 01:17:17,923 What? 1118 01:17:17,925 --> 01:17:19,790 I'm so sorry, Drac. 1119 01:17:19,792 --> 01:17:22,260 I was trying to kill you this whole time, 1120 01:17:22,262 --> 01:17:24,830 but then I realized how wrong I was. 1121 01:17:24,832 --> 01:17:26,868 How wrong all of this is. 1122 01:17:28,368 --> 01:17:30,235 And then I... 1123 01:17:30,237 --> 01:17:31,439 I Zinged. 1124 01:17:32,706 --> 01:17:34,639 "Zing"? What's a Zing? 1125 01:17:34,641 --> 01:17:35,907 It's a monster thing. 1126 01:17:35,909 --> 01:17:37,709 You wouldn't understand. 1127 01:17:37,711 --> 01:17:40,312 It's like true love. 1128 01:17:40,314 --> 01:17:41,379 Love? 1129 01:17:44,752 --> 01:17:47,518 Well, I guess the legacy ends with me. 1130 01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,454 Hmm, that's an awkward ending. 1131 01:17:49,456 --> 01:17:50,656 Nope! 1132 01:17:50,658 --> 01:17:53,294 It's time to start a new legacy. 1133 01:17:54,328 --> 01:17:56,798 A monster-human legacy. 1134 01:17:57,965 --> 01:17:59,397 No! 1135 01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:09,575 Drac! Van Helsing's beats are controlling the giant octopus thingy. 1136 01:18:09,577 --> 01:18:13,579 If there's one thing I hate, it's an evil DJ. 1137 01:18:13,581 --> 01:18:16,484 We need positive energy! 1138 01:18:22,689 --> 01:18:25,823 Get ready for a DJ battle! 1139 01:18:25,825 --> 01:18:28,759 You just carry all that stuff around with you? 1140 01:18:28,761 --> 01:18:31,964 Once a bar mitzvah DJ, always a bar mitzvah DJ. 1141 01:18:31,966 --> 01:18:35,834 We're gonna use good music to defeat his evil music. 1142 01:18:35,836 --> 01:18:38,469 - What? - Trust me, I know the tunes, 1143 01:18:38,471 --> 01:18:40,371 but you've got the power. 1144 01:18:40,373 --> 01:18:42,406 All right. Okay. 1145 01:18:42,408 --> 01:18:45,677 Opening song needs to be off the shizak. 1146 01:18:45,679 --> 01:18:47,782 Ooh, got it. Play this! 1147 01:18:51,484 --> 01:18:53,451 ♪ I'm picking up good vibrations 1148 01:18:54,587 --> 01:18:57,289 ♪ She's giving me excitations 1149 01:18:57,291 --> 01:18:59,590 - ♪ Good - ♪ I'm picking up 1150 01:18:59,592 --> 01:19:01,360 ♪ Good vibrations 1151 01:19:01,362 --> 01:19:02,861 ♪ She's giving me 1152 01:19:02,863 --> 01:19:04,428 ♪ Excitations 1153 01:19:04,430 --> 01:19:06,264 ♪ Good, good, good 1154 01:19:06,266 --> 01:19:07,633 ♪ Good vibrations 1155 01:19:07,635 --> 01:19:08,834 ♪ She's giving me... 1156 01:19:08,836 --> 01:19:10,701 What is that noise? 1157 01:19:10,703 --> 01:19:13,537 ♪ I'm picking up good vibrations 1158 01:19:13,539 --> 01:19:15,273 ♪ She's giving me excitations 1159 01:19:15,275 --> 01:19:16,674 Wow! I like this one. 1160 01:19:16,676 --> 01:19:18,509 This feels good. 1161 01:19:18,511 --> 01:19:20,579 ♪ Good vibrations ♪ 1162 01:19:20,581 --> 01:19:22,613 The fool. 1163 01:19:46,707 --> 01:19:49,640 Whoa! His music is too powerful! 1164 01:19:49,642 --> 01:19:51,977 We're gonna need something even more positive. 1165 01:19:51,979 --> 01:19:53,248 Now, Drac! 1166 01:20:01,689 --> 01:20:03,524 ♪ So don't worry 1167 01:20:04,992 --> 01:20:06,525 ♪ Be happy 1168 01:20:06,527 --> 01:20:07,692 ♪ Don't worry 1169 01:20:07,694 --> 01:20:10,362 - Really? - It has a nice message. 1170 01:20:10,364 --> 01:20:13,932 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 1171 01:20:13,934 --> 01:20:15,599 ♪ Don't worry 1172 01:20:15,601 --> 01:20:17,102 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 1173 01:20:17,104 --> 01:20:18,637 ♪ Be happy 1174 01:20:18,639 --> 01:20:20,104 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 1175 01:20:20,106 --> 01:20:22,874 I've had enough of this nonsense! 1176 01:20:45,565 --> 01:20:48,900 Johnny, we need the most brain-dominating, 1177 01:20:48,902 --> 01:20:52,670 toe-tappinating song in the history of all the universe. 1178 01:20:56,042 --> 01:20:58,712 Come on. Where is it? 1179 01:21:00,713 --> 01:21:02,848 I don't know! 1180 01:21:02,850 --> 01:21:04,549 There's too many choices. 1181 01:21:07,087 --> 01:21:09,086 No, wait! 1182 01:21:09,088 --> 01:21:11,926 This is it. 1183 01:21:24,704 --> 01:21:26,004 What the... 1184 01:21:40,621 --> 01:21:42,489 Boy, that stinks. 1185 01:21:48,662 --> 01:21:51,028 It's working! 1186 01:21:57,805 --> 01:22:02,808 Hey, Johnny's corny music is defeating the evil music. 1187 01:22:02,810 --> 01:22:04,142 I kind of like it. 1188 01:22:04,144 --> 01:22:05,880 Ooh! 1189 01:22:26,566 --> 01:22:28,767 No! 1190 01:22:48,588 --> 01:22:50,921 Argh! Ahhh! Whoo! 1191 01:22:50,923 --> 01:22:53,961 I'm a slave to the rhythm! 1192 01:23:00,167 --> 01:23:01,436 No! 1193 01:23:03,737 --> 01:23:05,670 Drac, what are you doing? 1194 01:23:05,672 --> 01:23:07,839 You got to be greater than the haters! 1195 01:23:11,712 --> 01:23:13,481 Huh? 1196 01:23:23,623 --> 01:23:24,656 Why? 1197 01:23:24,658 --> 01:23:27,558 Why, after everything, 1198 01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:29,693 would you save my life? 1199 01:23:29,695 --> 01:23:33,130 Because basically we are all the same. 1200 01:23:33,132 --> 01:23:36,735 Claws or hands, two eyes or three eyes. 1201 01:23:36,737 --> 01:23:38,769 - Green skin. - No skin. 1202 01:23:38,771 --> 01:23:40,170 - Prickly. - Brainy. 1203 01:23:45,846 --> 01:23:47,148 I'm sorry. 1204 01:23:54,020 --> 01:23:56,021 Ew. 1205 01:23:56,023 --> 01:23:58,159 You are amazing. 1206 01:24:08,835 --> 01:24:11,639 Look at me, Dennis. Look at me. 1207 01:24:12,872 --> 01:24:15,639 Come on, you can't deny it. 1208 01:24:15,641 --> 01:24:17,711 No! I'm too young to Zing! 1209 01:24:22,649 --> 01:24:24,848 Well, I feel kind of silly now. 1210 01:24:24,850 --> 01:24:28,687 Heh. For decades I have hunted your kind, 1211 01:24:28,689 --> 01:24:30,287 persecuted you. 1212 01:24:33,327 --> 01:24:36,530 The only thing I can do to make it up to you is 1213 01:24:37,764 --> 01:24:39,063 give you 1214 01:24:40,333 --> 01:24:42,334 a 30% refund. 1215 01:24:42,336 --> 01:24:44,838 Preposterous! 1216 01:24:46,206 --> 01:24:48,039 Oh, all right. 1217 01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:49,240 Full refund. 1218 01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:22,773 Wayne, Wanda, what happened to you guys? 1219 01:25:22,775 --> 01:25:25,376 Yeah, we, like, hardly saw you on the cruise. 1220 01:25:25,378 --> 01:25:27,678 Yeah, I know. 1221 01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:29,647 We got tranquilized and spent most of the trip locked in a closet. 1222 01:25:29,649 --> 01:25:32,353 We're gonna book it again for the holidays. 1223 01:25:38,358 --> 01:25:39,857 Hi. Checking in? 1224 01:25:39,859 --> 01:25:41,893 Yes. Thank you. 1225 01:25:41,895 --> 01:25:43,864 Great. I have a room all ready for you. 1226 01:25:45,698 --> 01:25:47,866 Hey, buddy, would you mind? 1227 01:25:47,868 --> 01:25:48,970 Sure thing, pal. 1228 01:26:04,818 --> 01:26:08,719 Okay, what's going on, sneaky pants? 1229 01:26:08,721 --> 01:26:10,754 Oh, nothing. 1230 01:26:10,756 --> 01:26:14,961 It's just, I wanted to make sure nobody would bother us. 1231 01:26:15,796 --> 01:26:17,394 Oh! Why? 1232 01:26:17,396 --> 01:26:20,064 Are you going to suck-a my blood? Bleh, bleh-bleh. 1233 01:26:21,967 --> 01:26:23,768 No. 1234 01:26:23,770 --> 01:26:26,437 I was going to ask you 1235 01:26:26,439 --> 01:26:28,141 if you would marry me. 1236 01:26:33,145 --> 01:26:35,280 Well? What do you say? 1237 01:26:35,282 --> 01:26:36,816 Will you marry me? 1238 01:26:40,420 --> 01:26:42,757 I... I... 1239 01:26:43,489 --> 01:26:45,191 Woobee deeba doobee? 1240 01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:48,128 Wha... 1241 01:26:50,329 --> 01:26:52,832 I mean, I... woobee doobeedee? 1242 01:26:56,737 --> 01:26:58,405 What did she say? 1243 01:26:59,805 --> 01:27:01,741 Uh... I'm not sure. 1244 01:27:04,944 --> 01:27:06,277 Yes! 1245 01:27:09,115 --> 01:27:10,850 Whee! 1246 01:27:16,323 --> 01:27:18,059 ♪ I see love 1247 01:27:20,392 --> 01:27:23,393 ♪ I see love around me 1248 01:27:23,395 --> 01:27:26,066 ♪ From a river to a flood 1249 01:27:28,068 --> 01:27:30,802 ♪ I see love around me 1250 01:27:30,804 --> 01:27:33,838 ♪ Love around me 1251 01:27:33,840 --> 01:27:37,842 ♪ All of you helped me find my heart 1252 01:27:37,844 --> 01:27:41,812 ♪ I didn't even know my name 1253 01:27:41,814 --> 01:27:45,383 ♪ Then I was blinded by the dark 1254 01:27:45,385 --> 01:27:48,519 ♪ My eyes will never look the same 1255 01:27:48,521 --> 01:27:52,122 ♪ Come on, let's run and get lost in the crowd 1256 01:27:52,124 --> 01:27:56,126 ♪ Into the light as the night's coming down 1257 01:27:56,128 --> 01:27:59,863 ♪ I'm double-tapping, I'm focusing now 1258 01:27:59,865 --> 01:28:01,935 ♪ We're focusing now 1259 01:28:03,002 --> 01:28:05,005 ♪ I see love 1260 01:28:07,239 --> 01:28:09,307 ♪ I see love around me 1261 01:28:10,409 --> 01:28:12,813 ♪ From a river to a flood 1262 01:28:21,020 --> 01:28:23,157 ♪ From a river to a flood 1263 01:28:25,358 --> 01:28:27,959 ♪ I see love around me 1264 01:28:27,961 --> 01:28:30,027 ♪ Love around me 1265 01:28:30,029 --> 01:28:33,997 ♪ Come on, let's run and get lost in the crowd 1266 01:28:33,999 --> 01:28:37,869 ♪ Into the light as the night's coming down 1267 01:28:37,871 --> 01:28:41,205 - ♪ I'm double-tapping, I'm focusing now - Ha-ha! 1268 01:28:41,207 --> 01:28:43,510 ♪ We're focusing now 1269 01:28:46,579 --> 01:28:48,580 ♪ I see love 1270 01:28:50,883 --> 01:28:53,951 ♪ I see love around me 1271 01:28:53,953 --> 01:28:56,256 ♪ From a river to a flood 1272 01:28:58,324 --> 01:29:01,192 ♪ I see love around me 1273 01:29:01,194 --> 01:29:02,492 ♪ Love around me 1274 01:29:02,494 --> 01:29:04,998 ♪ I see love 1275 01:29:06,065 --> 01:29:09,334 ♪ I see love 1276 01:29:09,336 --> 01:29:11,806 ♪ From a river to a flood 1277 01:29:13,907 --> 01:29:16,543 ♪ I see love around me 1278 01:29:17,476 --> 01:29:20,143 ♪ I see love ♪ 1279 01:29:28,387 --> 01:29:30,420 ♪ No, I can't be patient 1280 01:29:30,422 --> 01:29:32,423 ♪ Pullin' up in this spaceship 1281 01:29:32,425 --> 01:29:34,125 ♪ Don't need no destination 1282 01:29:34,127 --> 01:29:36,193 ♪ Baby, come on 1283 01:29:36,195 --> 01:29:38,495 ♪ Don't need to complicate this 1284 01:29:38,497 --> 01:29:40,631 ♪ We're lifting off of this pavement 1285 01:29:40,633 --> 01:29:44,369 ♪ I'll take you to that place where we can vibe on 1286 01:29:44,371 --> 01:29:48,305 ♪ There ain't nothin' but a slow ride 1287 01:29:48,307 --> 01:29:52,977 ♪ So, come on, let's catch some more vibes 1288 01:29:52,979 --> 01:29:56,182 ♪ Baby, let me get by your side 1289 01:29:57,182 --> 01:29:59,517 ♪ And hold on 1290 01:29:59,519 --> 01:30:02,222 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1291 01:30:03,622 --> 01:30:06,359 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1292 01:30:08,094 --> 01:30:10,364 ♪ Nothing else I'd rather do 1293 01:30:12,097 --> 01:30:17,067 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1294 01:30:17,069 --> 01:30:19,303 ♪ You, baby 1295 01:30:19,305 --> 01:30:21,272 ♪ Away, yeah 1296 01:30:21,274 --> 01:30:23,273 ♪ Away, yeah 1297 01:30:23,275 --> 01:30:25,144 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1298 01:30:26,546 --> 01:30:29,013 ♪ Sun over that ocean 1299 01:30:29,015 --> 01:30:31,115 ♪ Sippin' on that potion 1300 01:30:31,117 --> 01:30:33,988 ♪ Don't matter where we rollin', baby, come on 1301 01:30:35,255 --> 01:30:37,120 ♪ Your love prescription 1302 01:30:37,122 --> 01:30:39,089 ♪ Is gettin' me so lifted 1303 01:30:39,091 --> 01:30:43,061 ♪ 'Bout to take this trip where we can vibe on 1304 01:30:43,063 --> 01:30:45,562 ♪ There ain't nothin' but a slow ride 1305 01:30:45,564 --> 01:30:47,365 ♪ Slow ride 1306 01:30:47,367 --> 01:30:50,000 ♪ So, come on, let's catch some more vibes 1307 01:30:50,002 --> 01:30:51,436 ♪ More vibes 1308 01:30:51,438 --> 01:30:54,275 ♪ Baby, let me get by your side 1309 01:30:55,542 --> 01:30:58,142 ♪ And hold on 1310 01:30:58,144 --> 01:31:02,312 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1311 01:31:02,314 --> 01:31:06,584 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1312 01:31:06,586 --> 01:31:09,519 ♪ Nothing else I'd rather do 1313 01:31:10,657 --> 01:31:13,124 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1314 01:31:13,126 --> 01:31:14,525 ♪ Float 1315 01:31:14,527 --> 01:31:18,131 ♪ Wanna float away with you ♪ 84521

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