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Who are you?
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We are ghosts.
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While most spirits pass on
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to the afterlife, we are cursed
to spend eternity...
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[gasps]Oh, and she's gone.
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Now what's gonna
happen to the house?
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This is huge.
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And it's all ours!
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This must be them,
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the new folks
that own the house.
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W-Watch out!
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[gasps]
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Oh.Oh!
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[groans, exhales]
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Oh, my God. Sam. Sam!
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Seems as if your accident
left you so close to death
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that you somehow
gained the ability
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to actually see dead people.
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They're here.
They're all behind you.
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Hello!
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[chuckles] I don't see anybody.
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There's a bunch of zombies
down here!
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Zombies? [Chuckles]:
Zombies aren't real.
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We're ghosts.
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Okay, fine.
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I see all of you.
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I admit your existence. Happy?
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What?
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JAY:
You're not even listening to me.
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SAMANTHA: Babe,
you're not listening tome.
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The Livings, they are fighting.
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Ooh, nothing better
than watching
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a good husband-wife argument.
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What's the beef?
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He wants to fix the roof,
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and she wants to fix
the fountain. ISAAC: Ah.
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Home renovation...
A classic of the genre.
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Shall we go
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spectate?
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I mean, we're
literally watching paint dry.
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These new glosses are fantastic.
But, yeah,
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fight's probably
more interesting.
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[chuckling]
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So, imagine... you're a guest
driving up to our B&B
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and the first thing you see is
this giant gleaming fountain.
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Look, babe, nobody loves a fancy
fountain more than I do, but...
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He's gonna pivot
back to the roof.
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I think we need to focus
on the bigger picture.
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Which is the roof.
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Ha-ha! Ding, ding! Oh! You nailed that!
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Please be quiet!
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Excuse me, am I not allowed
to have an opinion?
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I was talking to the ghosts.
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Right. Because ghosts
are a real thing
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and my wife talks to them now.
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[scoffs] Wait, are they in here?
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Yes, they are.
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And they are very annoying.
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Well, that's uncalled for.
SASAPPIS: She's not wrong.
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TREVOR:
That's a little harsh. Look,
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I didn't want to bring this up,
but...
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I did give in
on moving here for you.
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Somebody's playing
card of guilt.
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Mm.I gave up my job.
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I gave up my friends.
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I know, and I appreciate you.
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But... we're gonna have to fix
the fountain eventually.
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And, just so you know,
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the ghosts agree with me.
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[gasping, chuckling]She making things up!
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Ruthless. So hot.
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So, shall I talk
to the contractor?
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Sure. Why not?
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Ooh! Mwah! Mwah! Ooh. Well. Bravo.
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Bravo. Well done.
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All right. [Exhales]
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Love you!
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So, back to the paint?
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Ooh! I wonder
if it dried lighter.Hmm.
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Let's go see.[groaning, sighing]
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♪
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PETE: Sam! Quick favor.
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Could you look up all
the Mets scores for me
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for the last 37 years?
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And I'd like to know how all my
stocks performed after I died.
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My big three were Circuit City,
Enron and Blockbuster.
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This Spotify thing,
am I on there?
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Ooh, I'd love to hear
some of my old recordings,
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instead of that racket
Jay's been listening to.
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Guys, could you
just give me a minute?
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I really have
to finish this article. Sam, would love
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to smell some pizza. Any chance
of you throwing one in the oven?
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I actually already ate. Yeah, a salad.
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What am I supposed
to do with that?
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So, again, the Mets?
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Uh-uh, Pete,
you got to take a number.
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You're in line behind us.
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SAMANTHA: Guys... Just tell me
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how many RBIs
Keith Hernandez had in '87.
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Give me something. Just go to the...
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At the very least, just,
like, a piece of toast.
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♪ Do not ignore a woman.
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It takes two seconds... Guys!
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Guys, I get that it's cool
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that you have access
to a Living now,
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but you cannot just bombard me
with questions all day.
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So, why don't you choose
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a representative and that
person... and that person only...
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Can come to me with requests?
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Well, how are we supposed
to pick who does that?
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I don't know. Have an election!
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You okay, ma'am?
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Y-Yeah. Just-just
on-on Bluetooth.
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And, in summary,
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do the election.
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I don't even know what she pretending
to be doing. There's something
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with the fountain I need
to show you and Jay.
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Oh, uh, okay. Yeah.
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That's not gonna be good news.
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Yeah, probably should've
done the roof.
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Shut up, Pete!
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My name is Mark.
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[chuckles] Yeah. Course it is.
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Bye, Pete. [Mimics beeping]
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We were trying to figure
out how this thing's fed.
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We came across some
cast iron piping.
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That'll have to
be swapped out. That sounds cheap.
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But that's not what
I needed to show you.
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While we were digging,
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we found this.
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Oh, my God!
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Is that...?
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That's right.
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Human remains.
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[ghosts gasping]
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Oh, my God.
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What? Who is that?
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FLOWER: Whoa.Oh.
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Hey. That's me!
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SASAPPIS: Are you sure that's you,
Thor? Yeah, I died right here.
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I watched my flesh rot and
my bones swallowed by the earth
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over hundreds of years.
[chuckles softly]
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Was pretty cool. Thing is,
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I got to report it
to the county.
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No! They'll investigate,
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and if they declare
it a crime scene,
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the whole site gets shut down.
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Project could get
delayed for months.
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[ghosts groaning]Months?
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Months?
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What if the bones
were really old?
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Like, uh... like Viking bones?
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Just to randomly name some type
of really old... bones.
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Pretty sure there weren't
any Vikings around here.
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He lies!
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Well, actually... Here we go.
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We sailed down the coast from lands
north... Vikings sailed down the coast
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from lands north... sent sorties...
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Uh, from Canada.
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Sent sorties inland
to search for furs.
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Beavers, otters,
moose. Beavers, otters, moose.
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And when you find moose, much plenty
you shall have. And when you find moose,
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much plenty you shall have.
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Okay.
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She really loves the show
Vikings.
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Well, if it is Viking,
they'll reach out
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to the state
archeology department,
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they call in the nerds
with the toothbrushes...
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The whole thing takes longer.
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Sorry, guys. But first thing
tomorrow, I got to call this in.
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This is so bad. We cannot
afford a months-long delay.
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We have loans to repay.
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I'll give you a piece of advice
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my bootlegger boyfriend
used to live by:
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Get rid of the damn body.
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What if the bones
just disappeared?[chuckles]
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What are you
talking about? Well,
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what if he came back tomorrow
and the bones were just gone?
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And then there's no reason
to call the county.
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No bones, no problem.
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[chuckles]Who are you?
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FLOWER: While I'm
having a moment of lucidity,
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can we just go over this
one more time? PETE: Sure.
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Sam wants us to select
a ghost representative
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to funnel all
of our requests through.
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Right on.
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So, now, who is Sam? Am I Sam?
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And the moment's passed. So now we can't
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even approach Samantha?
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That's no way
to treat a human being.
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Who are we, my butler?
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Okay. So I guess we just vote?
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Fine. Let's do it. Yeah. Great.
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[laughing]
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Oh, if only it were that simple.
[inhales]
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No, my friends, democracy,
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though the best form
of government,
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is a tedious and flawed process.
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There will be hours of debate.
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Long, boring speeches
we'll have to sit through.
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Or we could dispense
with all of that,
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pick me and be done with it. Mm.
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[others assenting]Great. Mazel tov.
You win. Done.
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Wonderful. You've chosen
wisely, my friends.
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Now it is tradition for
the victor to give some remarks.
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Don't worry.
I'll keep it to a brisk hour.
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I knew from an early age...
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Aw, screw it.
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I'm running against
this windbag.
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[gasping]What? Ooh...
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Not 'cause I want the gig.
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I just don't want him
to have it.
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[chuckling]: What?
This is ridiculous.
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You were a singer.
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I was at the signing of
the Declaration of Independence.
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No, you weren't.
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I was outside.
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They started early.
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Point is, I practically invented
democracy.
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Actually, indigenous governments
were the model
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for American federalism, so...
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But... the electoral college
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and the powdered wig!
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Oh, my! Come on!
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Oh, pop some popcorn, 'cause
this is about to get good.
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We also invented popcorn.
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You're welcome.
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[shovel scrapes][Jay shouts]
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Oh, this can't be legal.
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This is a crime.
We're committing a crime.
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It's victimless. The victim is
literally here saying it's okay.
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Yeah. It's cool.
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So, how did you end up here? Well,
I fell in love with a white girl
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with a cute, cute butt and then
she inherited a haunted house
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and then... Babe, I'm talking to Thorfinn.
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Well, it was a long time ago.
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Seven winters
after the Battle of Svolder.
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[thunder rumbling] I was tracking beasts
across the land
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when a great storm gathered.
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But before I could find
shelter...
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[shouts]
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In retrospect, a metal helmet
was probably not great idea.
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Oh, my God. He was
struck by lightning.
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What are we gonna do with these?
I mean, him.
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I mean, you. Sorry to point
at you with your own bone.
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[Samantha chuckles softly]
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Viking funeral! [Laughs]
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What? What'd he say?
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Every Viking boy,
from very little,
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dreams of dying horrifically
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and having a most triumphant
Viking funeral.
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It is a very special day.
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But Thor... never have one.
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He wants a Viking funeral.
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[laughs] What,
like we shoot a flaming arrow
256
00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:27,985
and burn the bones in a boat?
257
00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:30,858
Yes! Yes! Small man knows.
258
00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:32,901
Yep.
259
00:08:32,901 --> 00:08:33,991
That does sound kind of cool.
260
00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:36,013
And it would be a great way
to get rid of the evidence.
261
00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,212
THORFINN: I beg of you.
262
00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:39,519
I will forever be in your debt.
263
00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:41,651
It seems really important
to him.
264
00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:44,698
Okay, big guy,
then I just have one ask.Jay.
265
00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:46,526
Can I shoot the flaming arrow?
266
00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,569
I married a nine-year-old.
267
00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:48,658
I like small man.
268
00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:50,704
He is fun. [Chuckles]
269
00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:53,576
JAY: Yeah,
it was crazy. We came downstairs
270
00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,273
and we were like, "Whoa!"
And the,
271
00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:56,666
and the bones, they were just
272
00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,625
[blows] gone.
273
00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:01,628
Hmm. Ah.So you don't have
to call the county anymore, huh?
274
00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:04,282
Which is good. All right.
275
00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:05,588
So they're just gone?
276
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,590
Yeah. Must've been an animal?
277
00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:10,201
Wild dog?[chuckles]
278
00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,005
Y'all got wild dogs out here? Hey,
man, I don't really care.
279
00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,640
I didn't want this site
shut down either.
280
00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,729
That being said, I was
talking to a buddy of mine.
281
00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:18,253
He said that if the bones
were actually Viking,
282
00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:19,907
could be worth a pretty penny.
283
00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:22,083
Really? Yeah.
284
00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,737
A museum would
definitely buy them.
285
00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,216
But you don't have them, right?
286
00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,391
Nah.
287
00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:27,610
Huh.
288
00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,220
Sucks about those wild dogs.
289
00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:30,918
♪
290
00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:37,359
Sam?!
291
00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,840
So, can I count on
your support, Hetty?
292
00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:42,538
[exhales] Well, I do believe
293
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,627
that women should have
each other's backs.
294
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,194
Yes.No.
295
00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:48,389
But I don't believe that women
should be allowed to vote.
296
00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:50,111
Hmm. I won't get into
the whos and whys,
297
00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:52,679
but it has something to do with
overtaxing the female brain.
298
00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:54,376
[stammers] What the hell?
299
00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:55,595
Come on, Hetty!
300
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,118
I fully endorse your position,
301
00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:58,815
which is why you
should vote for me!
302
00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:01,513
Illegitimate though
that vote may be!
303
00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:03,080
[chuckling]
304
00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:04,647
[groans]
305
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,518
Okay, so that
should be everything.
306
00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:09,086
I found an old canoe out
in the boathouse by the pond,
307
00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,436
and Jay has been practicing
with his arrow.
308
00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,830
And mead. Oh, need mead.
Watch you
309
00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:15,615
and small man drink. Yes.
310
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,442
We don't have any mead.
311
00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:20,532
No mead? So what
do you drink at your orgies?
312
00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:21,664
TREVOR: Bro,
313
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,274
Viking life sounds awesome.
314
00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,450
[Thorfinn chuckles]You know,
I was wondering...
315
00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,452
If funerals are so important
in your culture,
316
00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:28,976
how come you never had one?
317
00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:31,108
Told you. Was
318
00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:32,936
alone on a mission. Yeah, I know.
319
00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,635
But-but when you didn't,
you know, return,
320
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,680
could they not find you or...
321
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,160
Don't interrogate Thor!
322
00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:41,205
Less talk, more brew mead!
323
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,686
What was that all about?
324
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,253
SASAPPIS: Well,
it's a complicated time.
325
00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,404
There's obviously
a lot of emotion
326
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:47,864
wrapped up with
this whole funeral.
327
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:50,388
Plus, it's been a thousand
years since his last orgy.
328
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,956
Big guy's a little pent-up.
329
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,568
You got a sec?
330
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:57,961
It's about your vote.
331
00:10:58,005 --> 00:10:59,484
Please not this again.Just
332
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,965
let me say my piece.[sighs]
333
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:05,099
When you were alive,
women couldn't vote.
334
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,927
And when I was alive,
we got the vote
335
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,189
but they ain't make it easy.
336
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,973
And for people like me,
337
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:12,236
it was still almost impossible,
338
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,325
because the Man didn't want
to give up that power.
339
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:18,721
Yeah, and the Man tried to make
us wear bras and shave our pits.
340
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:21,158
Drop acid, not bombs!
341
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:22,464
[whoops]
342
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:23,639
[departing footsteps]
343
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,988
Okay. [Exhales]
344
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,555
The point is
345
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,254
too many people
worked too hard
346
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:33,693
and sacrificed too much for
you to just throw this away.
347
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,131
Alberta [inhales]
348
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,829
you have my vote.
349
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,135
Oh! Yes!
350
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,702
[laughs]Oh, look at that.
351
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:45,008
I used my female brain
to exercise my rights
352
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,836
and I don't feel the vapors
coming on at all.
353
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,533
Wait, hold on.
354
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,013
No, I'm good.
355
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,188
Hey.Hey.
356
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,712
Are we alone right now?
357
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,539
Yes.Okay. Check this out.
358
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,846
Turns out Viking bones
are actually really rare
359
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,587
and very valuable.
360
00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,893
Really? Yeah.
361
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,764
I called the Natural
History Museum in Albany,
362
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:04,636
and they say that if the bones
are genuine, they'll buy them.
363
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,310
Well, for how much? Enough to pay
for the fountain
364
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,118
and the roof.
365
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,947
And extra money to put
a booth in the kitchen
366
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:13,558
like Chip and Joanna did
in the last season.
367
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:16,387
The Christmas episode? Empty
nesters looking to downsize?
368
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:17,887
That's what I'm talking about,
baby.Oh.
369
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:20,130
But I already told Thorfinn.
370
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,785
I know. And I wish
there was another way, but
371
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,744
we need the money.
372
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,441
And as much
as it pains me to say,
373
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:29,052
I think we got to sell
that big Viking's bones.[sighs]
374
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,401
Ugh.
375
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:31,751
Okay, you're right.
376
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,274
[yells]
377
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,232
How you gonna
break it to him?[yells]
378
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,234
Um, I will figure something out.
379
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,280
This is gonna
be great for us.[grunting]
380
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,629
Ooh, I'm excited.
381
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,674
[yells]
Die, little man! Please stop.
382
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:48,656
So you're saying we get
to vote for this
383
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,204
ghost representative thing? Mm-hmm.
384
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,683
Oh, absolutely.
385
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:54,121
You're no different than
those of us who live upstairs.
386
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:56,558
Not too close,
my dear friend.Wow.
387
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,603
No one ever thinks of us. Oh, but I do.
388
00:12:58,647 --> 00:12:59,648
I think of you.
389
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,781
In fact, I will have
vivid memories
390
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:05,349
of this conversation
for a long, long time.
391
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,786
So, can I count on
your vote? Hmm?
392
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,745
I promise, if elected,
your voice will be heard.
393
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,809
[sniffing][chuckles]: So...
394
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,095
Um, okay! You know what?
395
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,618
Thank you so much
for your support!
396
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,751
I am a man of the
people! Good day!
397
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,535
[shudders]: Oh, my God.
398
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,451
HETTY:
Hmm, look at the poor brute.
399
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,105
This is all my fault.
400
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,387
Don't worry. He'll get over it
in, like, 50 years.
401
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:24,847
He might mention a Norse curse,
402
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,806
but we don't think that's real.
403
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,131
I mean,
you know why we did it, right?
404
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,896
It's not like Jay and I had
a choice, right?
405
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,333
Sure, sure. Although part
of me did wonder if,
406
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,180
in finally getting his funeral,
we might see the big oaf
407
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,204
get sucked off.
408
00:13:36,204 --> 00:13:37,077
Excuse me? Sometimes...
409
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,949
Very rare occasions...
When a ghost is able to resolve
410
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:43,170
a long-standing issue,
the heavens open up and
411
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,345
whoosh,
412
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,999
they get sucked off.[laughs]
413
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,672
Yeah, we all dream
of getting sucked off.Mm-hmm.
414
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,045
A-And that's the term
415
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,675
that you guys decided...[Trevor stammers]
416
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,048
Don't tell them. Please?
417
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:53,484
This is all I have.
418
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,095
Let me get this straight.
419
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,487
So, if we had the funeral,
420
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,315
there's a chance
that Thor might
421
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,359
go up?
422
00:14:00,359 --> 00:14:00,511
Get sucked off? Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm.
423
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,493
But, again, rarely happens.
424
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,408
I've seen it maybe once. FLOWER:
But if it did,
425
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:05,714
we'd never see him again.
426
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,368
Like... ever.
427
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,717
SASAPPIS: He deserves it though.
428
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:09,912
Would love to see the
big guy get sucked off.
429
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,633
It would be lovely.
430
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,854
SAMANTHA: Hey, Thor.
431
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,768
We just came in to see
how you're doing.
432
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,248
[grunts]He grunted.
433
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,207
Thor, I'm really sorry
about the funeral,
434
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,992
but, listen, uh, we're kind of
stretched financially right now.
435
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,689
We literally owe
436
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:27,692
thousands of penningars.
437
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,346
[whispers]:
I looked up Viking money.
438
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,000
Aw.Do what you must.
439
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,872
But know this:
440
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,396
Jormungandr the Midgard Serpent
441
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,528
will be visiting you
in your night sleeps,
442
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:40,880
and your firstborn child
will have head of cabbage.
443
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,533
Okay, are we good?
What's he saying?
444
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:43,883
It's not great.
445
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,362
Do you want to know
the real reason
446
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,582
why I did not get
Viking funeral?
447
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:50,193
Why shipmates
did not find Thorfinn?
448
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:53,370
Thor never tell anyone this.
449
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,895
The reason why
I was wandering here alone
450
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,985
was because...
451
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,117
I was left behind.
452
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:03,163
♪
453
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,352
[roaring]
454
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,006
They
455
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,659
abandoned me.
456
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,313
For reasons unknown.
457
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,575
Oh, Thor.
458
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,360
[whispers]: Sam,
you stay strong, woman.
459
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,016
And now you
460
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,018
have abandoned me, too.
461
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,022
[sighs]
462
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,980
His shipmates abandoned him.
463
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:41,027
Jay, the ghosts told me
that if we help him,
464
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,116
there's a small chance
he could get s...
465
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,813
He could move on
to the afterlife.
466
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:45,988
Oh.
467
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,948
[groans] Sam,
we really need the money.
468
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,391
Yes, we could use the money,
but we would survive without it.
469
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,995
He's been here a thousand years.
470
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:56,172
Look, I know he's a ghost.
But if we don't help him,
471
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,653
aren't we the real monsters?
472
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,394
Babe, that was so poetic.
473
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,831
I know, right?
[chuckles]Oh, my... Mmm.
474
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,920
Oh... All right.
475
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,922
Fine. Fine. Funeral's back on.
476
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,445
Hey, Thor, buddy.
477
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:09,620
Funeral's back on.
478
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,057
Oh, no, he left the room.
479
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,623
Okay. This is getting
really confusing.
480
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,973
We got to work on this. Thor!
481
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,018
Thor! Thor! The funeral's on!
482
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,062
THORFINN: Yes!
483
00:16:18,062 --> 00:16:18,978
By the fangs of Fenrir,
484
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,066
I thank you.
485
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,981
[laughs, grunts]Is he happy?
486
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,939
Yay! [Laughs]
487
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,288
Oh, so about that curse...
488
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:26,898
Can't be undone. [Chuckles]
489
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,204
Sorry.
490
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,597
What curse?
491
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,600
HETTY:
It gives me great pleasure
492
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:35,298
to cast the deciding vote for...
493
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,343
Alberta!
494
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,607
Who made me realize
that women should vote.
495
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,826
Although I'm still against
them going to college.
496
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,220
Baby steps. Isaac,
497
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,656
you ran a good campaign.
498
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,136
Just not as good as mine.
499
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,399
Point of order: I believe
500
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:52,663
not all the votes
have been counted.
501
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,839
Oh, God. You may have thought
502
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,798
your upstairs votes
were all that mattered.
503
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,278
But true democracy
504
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,367
leaves no one behind.[gagging]
505
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,151
And they stand with me.
506
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,805
But not too close.
Not too close.
507
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,894
Well, this seems
a little underhanded.
508
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,983
Let the coronation proceed.
509
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,637
Ooh. Yeah.
510
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,074
We're all voting
for Creepy Dirk.
511
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,206
[gasps]
512
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,859
[stammers]
513
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,557
But that would make him
the winner.
514
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,298
DIRK: So, uh,
515
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:21,910
when do I get to talk
to the lady that smells good?
516
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,434
Yeah, democracy is broken.
517
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,915
It's a flawed system, everyone.
518
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,222
All right. Now, remember,
just like we talked about. Ooh!
519
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:30,590
Keep your
back straight. Keep your back straight.
520
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,355
Mm-hmm. Now pull back
slowly but evenly
521
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,419
with the first... Now pull back...
522
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:34,879
I would take
Pete's advice on this
523
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,446
with a grain of salt.
524
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,405
of your index
and middle fingers.
525
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,626
[cheering]
526
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,803
[Thorfinn laughs]Bravo, bravo.
527
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:47,979
Thor wants to thank
Samantha and small man
528
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,373
for making special day possible.
529
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,419
Though I wish
you would have secured mead.
530
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,203
But we'll let that go.
531
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,857
You're welcome, Thor.Mm-hmm.
532
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,207
[chuckles]
533
00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,904
Sometimes you meet a bro
534
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,732
and you're like,
"This is a bro..."
535
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,212
I just wanted to say that,
536
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,388
even though neither of us
won the election,
537
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,694
you have won my respect.
538
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,217
Where is this going?
539
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:09,740
I resorted to dirty tricks,
540
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,916
and you, you inspired people.
541
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,918
That's the mark of a
truly talented politician.
542
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,878
Well, you know, I do have
that star quality. [Chuckles]
543
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,923
Oh, I didn't mean to imply
that you don't.
544
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,838
No, it's a fair
critique. [Sighs]
545
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,425
I was never the type
the commoners liked
546
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,103
to have an ale with. [Scoffs]
547
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,235
Those dirty, filthy,
ignorant commoners.
548
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,932
Hard to see why
they didn't like you.
549
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:30,848
Agreed. It's a
mystery. [Inhales]
550
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:33,329
Now is typically time
when we have orgy. But
551
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,462
orgy without mead is
552
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:36,724
very awkward.
553
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,901
♪
554
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,555
Oh! It's happening!
555
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,992
He is getting sucked off![gasps]
556
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:46,864
By the eye of the All-father!
557
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,301
Valhalla!
558
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,344
Wait!
559
00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:51,217
[exhales]
560
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,479
Thorfinn, I love you.
561
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:53,958
Oh.
562
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,308
I've always loved you.
563
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,266
Why you wait till now
to say this?
564
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,833
So many years wasted!
565
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,226
[bullhorn tone sounds]
566
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,967
Please extinguish the fire
in the middle of the pond!
567
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,665
You do not have a permit.
568
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:08,147
Sorry! Yeah, I'll take care of it
right now! Thank you!
569
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,887
Uh...
570
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:15,502
So, now seems like
we have second chance.
571
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:18,635
You know, I think I kind of
got caught up in the moment.
572
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,376
Yeah. Just... [chuckles]
573
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,204
And I-I don't really
want to be tied down.
574
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,467
Moving on! [Laughs][chuckles]: Yeah.
575
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,121
Not in love. Cool, cool.
576
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,037
Thank you for doing all this.
It really meant a lot to him.
577
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,345
I'm glad. And, um, don't worry
about the house and everything.
578
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:36,044
We got a lot to fix up,
but we'll figure it out.
579
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,480
Custom booth would've been nice.
580
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,482
It would've been a game changer.
581
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:42,311
But I got to say,
watching my man fire that arrow,
582
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,660
pretty hot.
583
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:45,358
[chuckles]Indeed.
584
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:46,402
The fire.
585
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,012
The fire is what's hot.
[inhales]
586
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,798
As fire is.
And no one can argue with that.
587
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,452
So...
588
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,280
How are you, big guy?
589
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,151
I am happy.
590
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,762
It was not time for Thor
to be sucked off.
591
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:02,505
Shipmates may have abandoned
Thor, but
592
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,507
you did not.
593
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,379
And that goes for all of you!
594
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:09,033
You have never abandoned me.
595
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:10,339
And for that,
596
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,254
I am thankful!
597
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,430
Thank you. How could we abandon him?
598
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:15,692
We literally can't leave.
599
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,738
Shh. Just let him have this.
600
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,130
Okay.
601
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:20,456
We would never leave you. Rejoice!
602
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,482
[excited chatter] ♪
603
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,292
So we'll meet down here
once a week to
604
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:33,275
go over the ghost requests.
605
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,581
Uh-huh. First request...
606
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,017
This comes from Stuart...
607
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,933
Do you mind if he smells you?
608
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:40,563
[sniffing]Nope, not doing
this. Sorry, guys.
609
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:42,241
ALL: Aw...
610
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,247
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