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And that is why
the Industrial Revolution
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is incredibly significant to
American and global history.
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So, I've decided to make your
big end of the year project...
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(whispers): I'm so bored.
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‐...which will be worth
sixty percent of your grade... ‐Oh my gosh. Me too.
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a slide show on
the Industrial Revolution.
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‐Everyone will have
one month to turn it in. ‐Are you picking up any of this?
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Gabby:
His voice is so boring,
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it goes in one ear
and right out the other.
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I think he's saying we
have some big project due in a month or something?
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I don't know.
I am very checked out.
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(clears throat)
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And since
the Industrial Revolution
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was a period
of great collaboration,
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this will be a partner project.
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And before anyone asks:
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No, you cannot choose
your own partners.
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I will be using this raffle drum
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to make sure that your
partnerships are totally random.
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(raffle drum cranking)
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‐Yes?
‐Whoa, raffle drum? Is this a partner project?
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I just said that.
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Ooh!
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Yes?
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Can we choose our own partners?
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No. I just said that, too.
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Aw.
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(sighs)
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Hannah and Danya...
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Oh man.
We gotta get paired up.
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It's highly doubtful, Gabby.
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‐The raffle drum
is a cruel mistress. ‐Mr. Boyle: Hunter and Adam...
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Gabby and...
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‐Wesley.
‐(squealing)
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Together: (singing)
We're partners on a project!
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We're partners on a project!
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(clears throat)
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Sorry. We just
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really love
the Industrial Revolution.
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ I roller skate
outside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind
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♪ So anytime I feel
some type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understand
the human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in
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♪ We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mm‐hmm, I do my thing
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The Industrial Revolution
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isn't gonna know what hit it.
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We're, like,
the best duo of all time.
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Move over, ketchup and mustard!
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'Cause when
we get together, Wes,
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it's beautiful. Magic happens.
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No, Gabby. Magic doesn't happen.
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We are magic.
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We're magic. We are magic!
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I've got a little
magic trick for you.
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‐How long have you been there?
‐Why you lurking on us?
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The trick starts
with you both having a C
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in Mr. Boyle's history class.
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Then, abra‐cadabra!
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You turn in your obviously
crummy slide show,
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dropping your grade to a fail,
and making your summer
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disappear.
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Um, I'm not sure
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I understand the trick?
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And who's the magician
in this analogy?
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(gasps) Ooh!
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And do I get to wear a top hat?
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What I'm saying is,
as Mr. Boyle's TA,
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it's my duty to inform you
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that you both have
to get a B or higher
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in the slide show or you'll
both be going to summer school.
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I should probably
also inform you that
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the school doesn't pay for
air conditioning off‐season,
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so it's a little more
summer than school.
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Gabby:
You know what, Susie?
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You're just jealous
that Wes and I are gonna totally crush this project
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like professional
project crushers...
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crush projects.
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Yeah, what she said!
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There is literally zero
chance we mess this up.
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(whispers): Zero.
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Phew... that was fun!
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Yeah, those Volpies
sure can slime.
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It feels like
every day this month
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has been some sort of
crazy alien adventure.
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But for whatever reason,
all day I've been thinking
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there was something
we were forgetting to do?
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Did you forget to
turn the stove off?
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I do that
all the time.
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My stove is
literally on all day.
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No. Something...
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more important?
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Hm.
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Together:
Mr. Boyle's project!
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‐How could we forget?
‐I don't know!
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I forget lots of things!
I forgot to wear shoes today!
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Okay, okay, okay!
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We can figure this out.
When is it due?
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(retching)
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Oh my gosh, Wes.
Are you okay?
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It's due tomorrow at 8 A. M.
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(retching)
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(light music playing)
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(sound machine white noise)
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(soft knock on door)
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Hey sweetheart, I just wanted
to say goodnight and I love you.
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Goodnight, Mom. I love you, too.
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But just to be sure,
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you don't plan on staying
up all night worrying about
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that ferret that's been eating
your zucchini garden, right?
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No, Mom. Like I said, there's
not much we can do about it.
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I bet soon, he'll get sick
of the taste of zucchini and move on.
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I bet you're right.
Okay, sleep well.
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Goodnight, Mom.
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(funky music playing)
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♪
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Six days of waking up
to my zucchini garden looking like this.
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At first I thought it was
the friendly neighborhood raccoon, Cosmo,
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and then I set up
a night‐vision camera
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and caught some pretty
incriminating photos.
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(yelps) Oh!
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Sweet brisket! He's hideous!
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I know.
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That's why tonight,
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we're catching that
squash‐noshing creep.
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Okay, so we spent the entire
month doing awesome alien stuff
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instead of our big
end‐of‐the‐year project.
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It's all good!
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Totally all good!
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We'll just buckle down,
put any alien stuff on pause,
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and crank out an epic slide show
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that sums up the entirety
of the Industrial Revolution in one night!
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Exactly. Because when
you and I are together, we're magic, baby.
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Uh, yeah, we are.
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So we gathered
everything necessary
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to get in the zone
for the project.
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Goji berries for energy.
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Essential oils
for concentration.
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And a custom‐made Gabby D
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"Get in the Zone"
playlist on compact disc.
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And I'm not worried either,
'cause I've got my special
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little magic‐maker to
help make magic happen!
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Uh, what is that?
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This is Big Bertha.
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And I know what you're thinkin'.
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She's past her prime. Washed up.
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But let me tell you,
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I have done
every school project
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on Big Bertha here
since 2nd grade,
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so if you're gonna
tell me that we can't‐‐
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It's fine. If you wanna use
your old computer, we'll use it.
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Let's just get started.
We're wasting time!
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Time to get in the zone
and make some magic happen.
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(energetic music playing)
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We did it, Wes.
The perfect project.
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The font.
The transitions.
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The fact that we crammed
80 years into 15 minutes
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of a killer slide show.
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It's perfect!
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(sniffs)
Oof!
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But my gosh, it stinks
like Goji sweats in here!
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Ooh! Good idea.
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Bertha could use
a little cool down after that spicy work sesh.
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You know what, Gabby?
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It was inevitable we would
crank out a perfect project.
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And you know why?
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Together: (singing)
We're magic! We're magic!
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‐Bertha!
‐Oh!
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Hands‐‐ too oily!
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(crashes)
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She... looks alright?
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(chuckles)
Yeah. She actually does.
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(sprinklers spraying)
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(zaps)
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Both: Noooooo!
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Okay, so we only
have eight hours
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to turn in Boyle's
big end‐of‐the‐year project
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or we're going to summer school,
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and the computer we did
it on was soaked to death.
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Come on, baby.
Pull through.
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She's not dead, Gabby!
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She's just resting her eyes!
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Well, unless you have some
genius plan to un‐rest her eyes,
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we're dead!
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I have a plan.
But it is not a genius one.
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It's a desperate one.
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‐I have a guy.
‐A guy?
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Gilbert Finklestonsky.
Best computer guy in town.
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He's fixed Bertha before.
But I have to warn you,
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Gilbert is by far
the most annoying human being you will ever meet.
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♪
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Yeah, I can't fix her, my dude.
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She's got water damage
up the wazoo! What'd you guys do?
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Chuck her in a wood barrel,
and then toss said wood barrel
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over Niagara Falls?
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Just‐‐ you're not supposed
to do that, ya know?
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Not with PCs, MP3 players,
really anything powered by electronics.
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We know you're not
supposed to toss a computer
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over a waterfall, Gil.
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So you really don't have any
advice on how to fix Bertha?
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You want my advice?
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Put her down.
She's dunzo.
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‐Dead!
‐That's enough, Gilbert.
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You've been... helpful.
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Wow, you weren't kidding.
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That guy is almost
as annoying as‐‐
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Susie?
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Well, if it isn't
the magic morons of Havensburg.
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What are you guys
doing out so late?
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You screw up your
project in some larky way
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and have to come
here to fix it?
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How did you know‐‐
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Absolutely not! What?!
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Are you some kind of
project police now?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm here because
of a legitimate crisis.
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Pesto, my pet ferret,
has been missing for over a week.
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I'm pinning up
lost flyers around town.
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Ummm, hello? My dudes?
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If you're not
using my services,
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I'm gonna bounce.
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Sorry again I couldn't
fix your computer with your
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very important project about
the Industrial Revolution on it.
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Well then. I don't
wanna hold you guys up.
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Hope you can work out some
magic to save your big project,
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or it's piping hot
summer school for the both of you.
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Abra‐ca‐bye‐bye.
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Get ready for
snack time, varmint.
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Principal, can I
get real with you?
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I know you and Gabby
usually bond over these sorts of "adventures,"
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but tonight is about
one thing and one thing only:
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catching that pesky
veggie‐eating creep.
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‐Of course. I‐‐
‐Let me finish.
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So, I don't want any
"cutesy connections" between us.
250
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:14,317
No big moral takeaways.
None of it.
251
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,071
Olivia.
Would you do me a favor
252
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,198
and a look inside
of that duffel bag?
253
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,410
♪
254
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,289
‐Whoa!
‐Now, do those look like
255
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,124
the types of things
one would bring with them
256
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,751
if they were looking
to engage in some sort of
257
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,127
"cutesy connection"?
258
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,130
Didn't think so.
259
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,259
So, let me be clear.
260
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:44,097
I am here for one reason
and one reason only:
261
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,641
Zoodles. That's it.
262
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:51,813
Delightful, curly, fat‐free
noodles made from zucchini.
263
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,940
Zoodles. It's guilt‐free pasta.
264
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,526
Guilt. Free. Pasta.
I love it.
265
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:59,237
And you and I have had
a good thing going lately.
266
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:02,490
You make the zucchini.
I eat the zucchini.
267
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,575
It's a nice arrangement.
268
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,286
But something's
gotten in the way
269
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,037
of that arrangement
as of late.
270
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,039
♪
271
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,001
‐There he is!
‐Not on my watch!
272
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,253
For Zoodles!
273
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,087
(blows)
274
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,464
Ow! Owie! My foot!
275
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,340
I'll get him!
276
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:20,842
Ahh!
277
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,429
(dramatic music playing)
278
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,639
My glasses!
279
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,142
Oh, I won't miss you twice,
280
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,769
you summer squash
ruining rapscallion!
281
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:33,855
(blows)
282
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,316
And I'm falling.
283
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,944
Did you just break my glasses?!
284
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:43,573
Yes, I broke your glasses!
I'll buy you new glasses.
285
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,324
Now grab that
stick of dynamite
286
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,577
and chuck it at
that rodent terrorist!
287
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:49,537
(sprays)
288
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,123
Ahhh! Alien pepper spray!
289
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,833
‐(chitters)
‐No!
290
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,917
No!
291
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,920
♪
292
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,132
I can't see!
What's happening?!
293
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:05,595
The enemy has entered your home.
294
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,809
Yup. I can definitely fix
this ancient hunk of tech.
295
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,104
Just gotta pop her open
and extract the hard drive.
296
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,774
Yes! Blurt,
you beautiful Blorg!
297
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:21,110
‐It is getting very late
and we really need it‐‐ ‐But I won't.
298
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,321
Wait. What?
299
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,240
Why? Why?!
300
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,242
For personal reasons
that are personal to me.
301
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,244
Anywho, let me know
if you need any help.
302
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,080
Not with the computer,
of course,
303
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,123
because I've already
made it abundantly clear
304
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,626
that's a no‐go
for 'ole Dirty Blurty.
305
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,253
What?
306
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,881
I guess it's the end
of road for you and I.
307
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,718
I know people always called
you an ancient hunk of tech, but...
308
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,388
I could always see
the youthful light in your eyes.
309
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,683
I'll always love you, BB.
310
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:54,977
What did you just say?
311
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,480
I'll always love you, BB.
312
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,650
"BB"? What is that?
313
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,318
Why did you just call
your computer that?
314
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,446
BB. That's her name.
Big Bertha, BB.
315
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,034
I loved a BB once...
316
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,038
Its name was Breakfast Bot.
317
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,249
We did everything together.
318
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,752
And by everything, I mean
it made me breakfast.
319
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,045
(robot beeping)
320
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,507
But my morning meals
weren't the only thing it made.
321
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,928
It also made its way
into my cold Blorgian heart.
322
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,180
Then one day,
323
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,558
the worst day of
my entire stupid life,
324
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,645
a Belgian Crepe got jammed
in BB's waffle carriage.
325
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,856
I did everything I could.
326
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,525
But I was too late.
327
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,988
(shouting):
BB!
328
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:49,240
(wailing)
329
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:56,873
From that day on,
I promised I'd never do open‐bot surgery again.
330
00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:00,001
Just makes me
think of breakfast.
331
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:05,089
Wow. I'm so sorry
for your loss.
332
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:10,178
So yeah, that's why
I can't operate on your
333
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,805
old hunk‐a‐junk computer.
334
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,727
This, this is
your opportunity
335
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,395
to make it right.
336
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:22,565
For BB. Your BB.
337
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,026
♪
338
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,405
Blurt: I'll do it.
339
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,033
We need to be quiet.
340
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,619
My mom cannot catch us
down here like this!
341
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:38,664
Yes, I am very aware
of that, Olivia.
342
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,041
(clattering)
343
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,086
Now, just follow my directions
344
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,381
and this
Zoodle‐ruining wiener‐rat
345
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,926
will be netted in no time.
346
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:54,555
Ooh. Whoa.
Now, step forward.
347
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,850
That's good.
A little more forward.
348
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,061
Yes. Yes.
349
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,605
‐Stop!
‐(chitters)
350
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:08,277
Shhh! You're perfect.
351
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,280
Now, lift the net
352
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:15,952
and when I say, "Zoodles,"
you bring the hammer down.
353
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,245
(chitters)
354
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,454
One...
355
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,040
two...
356
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:22,792
Zoodles!
357
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,585
‐(squeaking)
‐I did it!
358
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,924
Huzzah!
Fresh Zoodles, here we come!
359
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,634
Dina: Olivia?
360
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,094
My mom's awake.
361
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,889
(clattering)
362
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:41,018
What is going on down here?
It is 3:00 in the morning.
363
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,645
Uhh, we‐‐
364
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,482
I mean,
365
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,193
I was just having
a midnight snack...
366
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,073
which I put on the floor
for some reason.
367
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,159
But, wouldn't you know it,
368
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,036
I'm actually not hungry anymore
369
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,831
so I guess I'll put
these back in the fridge.
370
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,458
Well if you're not gonna
eat these Zoodles, then I am.
371
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:08,296
I mean, it's guilt‐free
pasta, after all.
372
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,257
Now why don't you
go get some sleep, honey?
373
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,800
Your eyes are crazy red.
374
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,805
♪
375
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,724
My Mom is eating
Swift as Zoodles.
376
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,562
My Mom is eating
Swift as Zoodles!
377
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,565
(thuds)
378
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,738
(grunts)
Kalaxian Scalpel.
379
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,323
♪
380
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,035
Rectranial Tongs.
381
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,703
Yes. Yes. Yes.
382
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,413
(grunts)
383
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,168
Blorgian Shvitz!
384
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,837
I don't know what that is.
385
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,339
I'm sweating,
can you help me out?
386
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,925
Yeah, there you go.
387
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,513
What's going on?
This is taking too long!
388
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:00,848
I need your friend to calm down.
389
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,224
Wes, I got this.
390
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:07,438
‐And I got it!
‐(all cheering)
391
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,231
Blurt, you're a miracle worker!
392
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,734
Our project is saved!
393
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,862
Yeah, boy! And we are not
going to summer school.
394
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,280
Magic, baby!
395
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,575
Together: (singing)
We're magic. We're magic.
396
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,077
(booms)
397
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,912
(both screaming)
398
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,753
‐(yelling)
‐(grunting)
399
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,339
We're here for Blurt!
400
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,091
Couldn't you have just
come through the front door?!
401
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,717
You owe us
a lot of money.
402
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,428
You and that weird
disc in your hand
403
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,554
are coming with us!
404
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:41,764
No, no, no!
405
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,307
(muffled grunts)
406
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:46,060
(muffled shouting)
407
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,022
Are you serious?!
408
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,857
♪
409
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,111
Alright, Wes. You ready?
410
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:56,946
I think I am.
411
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,906
Can we just run
through the plan again?
412
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,741
We use these Blorgian
jet packs we found in
413
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,285
Blurt's storage closet
to shoot ourselves into outer space,
414
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,496
find the space marauders who
stole Big Bertha's hard drive,
415
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:08,624
and get our project back
within the next hour before we have to turn it in.
416
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,212
And we should probably
get Blurt back, too, since he was kidnapped, right?
417
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,922
Yeah, yeah. Of course.
We'll get Blurt.
418
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,590
But mostly, we're going
to get our project
419
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,676
because I am not
going to summer school.
420
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,261
I can't learn without AC.
421
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,472
(shouts):
We're comin' for ya, Bertha!
422
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,641
Okay. Let's do this.
423
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,854
♪
424
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,317
Both:
Magic!
425
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,364
(rumbling)
426
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,035
Whoa! Ahhh!
427
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:49,039
(rock music playing)
428
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:53,294
(Gabby yelling)
429
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,882
(both coughing)
430
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:08,142
Wes, I don't think we're
getting our project back.
431
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:14,815
Maybe it's time we
admit we're not magic...
432
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:17,693
we're tragic.
433
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,237
(grunts)
434
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,490
(toilet flushes)
435
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,871
Ugh. You're still up?
436
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,749
Did the Zoodles not
sit right with you either?
437
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,627
I'm going back to bed.
438
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,212
You should get some rest, too.
439
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,592
(water sloshing)
440
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,472
(spits)
441
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,017
Ah.
442
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,895
(heavy breathing)
443
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,983
I am never
444
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:01,237
eating Zoodles again.
445
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:04,532
The ferret can have my garden.
I don't care anymore.
446
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:08,285
Well then, Olivia. Goodnight.
447
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:11,455
Or good morning.
Or whatever time it is.
448
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,749
Hey, Principal Swift?
449
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,628
Thank you for
your help tonight.
450
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:24,176
Well, I know we said no
"cutesy connections" tonight, but can I‐‐
451
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,178
‐(hissing)
‐(screams)
452
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,430
Ahhh!
453
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,432
Oh, Georgie, Georgie‐‐ Oop.
454
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,144
Okay, Mr. Boyle,
first and foremost, we wanted to apologize.
455
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,479
Sincerest apologies.
456
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,064
We literally made the best
457
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:40,025
Industrial Revolution
slide show of all time!
458
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,944
The font choice alone
would have impressed you!
459
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,572
But in a completely
wild turn of events,
460
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:45,990
that project
was taken from us,
461
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,449
like, two hours ago, and‐‐
462
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,118
Mr. Boyle:
Stop, stop, stop.
463
00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:52,955
Look, if this is about you two
turning in a different project
464
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:55,833
than the one I received
in my inbox this morning,
465
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,543
the answer is no.
466
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,714
I will be grading you
on the file I received ten minutes ago.
467
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:04,758
♪
468
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:08,387
Now, if you
don't mind giving me the last few minutes
469
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:12,308
of personal freedom I have
before I am forced to teach
470
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,643
unappreciative "tweeny‐boppers"
471
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:17,271
for the next
eight hours of my day.
472
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:20,983
Go on now.
473
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:23,777
Go!
474
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,074
We didn't turn in any file.
475
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,701
What is Mr. Boyle
talking about?
476
00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:32,578
I have no idea.
477
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,914
Maybe this is all some
sort of crazy hallucination
478
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,624
because we haven't slept?
479
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,334
What is even happening?
480
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,836
Guess you'll never
really know, huh?
481
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,630
Blurt, what are
you doing here?
482
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,674
Or maybe you two crazy kids
gave this cold‐hearted Blorg
483
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,802
the courage to escape
violent intergalactic debtor's prison
484
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,472
because you reminded him
of a long‐forgotten love with a robot
485
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:52,890
capable of making frittatas.
486
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,683
Wait, what?
487
00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:56,936
It inspired me.
488
00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:58,312
You...
489
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,105
inspire me.
490
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:03,359
♪
491
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,527
(whimpering)
492
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:10,240
Never stop being you, okay?
493
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:12,493
The both of ya.
494
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,997
♪
495
00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:27,800
Wait. So Blurt got kidnapped,
496
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,844
escaped, flew back
from outer space,
497
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:33,514
fixed Bertha, and turned
our project in to Mr. Boyle
498
00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:34,848
moments before it was due?
499
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,309
How is that possible?
500
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:41,605
Magic, baby. Magic.
501
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:49,363
♪
502
00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:52,658
Next time on "Gabby Duran
and The Unsittables"...
503
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,493
I want to go to human school.
504
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,286
My answer is no.
505
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,705
We've been dating
for a while now
506
00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,373
and I think
it's time we kissed.
507
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:00,416
Each other?
508
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,292
There's a new
student starting today
509
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,586
and I would like for
you to show him around.
510
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:06,588
‐Leo.
‐I'm Gabby.
511
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:07,881
Will you go to
Star Night with me?
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Yes!
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That sounds great.
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00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:11,844
Gabby Duran,
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00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,555
you cannot go to
Star Night with that boy.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Gorgeous.
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00:25:46,470 --> 00:25:51,020
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