All language subtitles for Cash (2021) whatsapp@+6285640341014 youtube@THE END DAYS THE FINAL WAR

We have breaking news that the Prime Minister
will be addressing the nation at 8 PM tonight.

It is unclear at the moment...

Yo, dude!

What's this on the news?

Didn't I tell you that a storm is coming?

It's going to shake up the country.

I heard they are
going to impose a ban of some kind.

It's something big.

What are they going to ban?

Does anyone know?

Do you have any clue?

There are a 1000 things

...that could be banned.

But only I know
what they intend to ban.

What are they going to ban?

Note...

Note my words...

Porn Ban!

Porn will be banned across the nation.

‐Good morning.
‐Morning.

Hello. Hi.

'Meet Armaan Gulati.'

'A born CEO.'

'Constantly dreaming up new
business ideas.'

'He already has two failed
start‐ups to his name.'

'But today, he is about
to launch his third start‐up.'

So Local Ramu...?

‐Yes?
‐What does your firm do?

If you don't mind?

Pundit‐ji, if you need a
housemaid, cleaner, servant‐‐

We are called 'domestic help', sir.

We supply them.

Oh, I see.
Nice.

That's enough.

That's wonderful.

Can you please turn
off the smoke detectors.

Yes, I've already instructed them
to do so for the inaugural fire ritual.

No, no. It's for this...

Want one?

'Vivek Sodhani aka 'Soda'.'

'An ardent devotee of all
Gods and Goddesses.'

'He's allergic to taking risks.'

'Astrology, numerology, gemology,
vastu shastra and feng shui.'

'Seem like he has a lifetime
subscription for all of these'

I told you I wanted
a north‐facing cabin.

You can take my cabin, dude!

But these things don't matter, Soda.

What matters is that we're
finally launching our new start‐up.

Exactly.

We've only just launching.

What made you promise such
big targets to the investors?

I believe in thinking big!

These targets are a cakewalk.

Remember Soda, our real target
is to eradicate manual labour

and replace it with automated
labour in the next five years.

Robots.

Gardening robots.

Cooking robots.
Celebrity‐faced robots!

Imagine Shah Rukh Khan
watering your plants,

and Sunny Leone cooking
a breakfast for you.

RoboRamu.com

'Love your Robot!
Trust your Robot!'

Oi!

'Vijay Gulati.'
'Armaan's dad.'

'He opted for voluntary
retirement at the age of 36.'

'He is now a guest
lecturer at IIT.'

'He believes in living
a stress‐free life.'

Did you have to get
such a big office?

It's been filming the
premises for half an hour!

Don't you know, the bigger the
office the bigger the stress?

The bigger the office,
the bigger the sale!

Next, our houses
will be on sale.

Uncle, why don't you try
to put some sense into him?

He so stubborn!

You're still wearing shoes?
We are offering prayers here, dude!

Go, take them off.

Pundit‐ji,
everything okay?

Would you like some mint after your smoke?

Neha madam!
How are you?

We're waiting for you.

No, no, no.
We cannot do this without you.

What?!

[PRAYERS]

[PRAYERS]

Soda?

Soda, we'll have to shut shop.

What?

Neha just called.

Our investors are backing out.

Told you, I should have got
a north‐facing cabin!

Shut up, dude.
They want to shut our business down.

What did they say?

What is the problem?

Let's have a meeting with them.

We'll present revised targets.

We'll convince them.

‐We'll even beg if needed.
‐I don't bow down to anyone

Don't make this about your pride.

Bown down if you need to.

Papa, I don't bow down to anyone.

Bow down to the Lord, son.

[Prayers]

"Your luck is screwed."

"These words are true."

"Even if you say 'I love you',"

"she's going to dump you."

"I wonder what the
future holds for you."

"Your luck is screwed."

"This fact is true."

" Even if you say 'I love you',"
"she's going to dump you."

"I wonder what the
future holds for you."

"What lies ahead for you?"

"Hey dude,
what's got you so confused?"

"It's time to put
your brain to some use."

"It's a straight path,
but full of mantraps,"

"So think before you act."

"Your luck is screwed."

"Remember life is a bitch, dude."

"Happiness always tends to elude."

"I wonder what the
future holds for you."

It always starts with the problem.

And the biggest
problem in our country?

Ladies, women, females...

Well, the atrocities
they have to face.

We have designed this 'Save
Me' Shock Gun for their safety.

This gun will give the attacker...

... a strong electric shock.

And it will be game over for them.

We'll call you.

Sir, our market research
team has done surveys.

I'll show you.

"Your luck is screwed."

"Your heart is racing, dude."

"Dark times have ensued."

"I wonder what future
holds for you."

"What lies ahead for you?"

"Win the toss."

"You are the boss."

"It's time to get
the message across."

"Open your eyes,"

"Chaos is in sight,"

"It's time to strike."

"It's time to make wrongs right."

"Your luck is screwed."

"Nothing's going your way, dude."

"Life is a mess, I conclude."

"I wonder what future
holds for you."

"What lies ahead for you?"

Armaan.

Your Local Ramu business failed,
right?

What went wrong?

And the Shock Gun business
didn't work either.

Shut up.

'Sanjay Gulati.'

'Armaan's favourite uncle'

'He's a clean‐hearted man'

'sporting a disturbingly
ill‐fitting toupee.'

'He's a customs agent.'

'He seizes imported
goods and brings them home.'

Hello.

Welcome.

What's her age?

She's close to my age.

‐Viviana.
‐Hmm?

What is the Indian name I gave you?

Er... Vidhwa [widow]

Vidya.

Vidya.

I keep telling Armaan
to join the Merchant Navy.

Uncle, have you thought
about investing in a start‐up?

Armaan, keep him out of it.

He likes to flirt with the law.

You have to flirt with
the law to make money, Papa.

There are simpler ways
to money...

Join Merchant Navy.

Lead a relaxed life
on a ship for 5‐6 years,

...then you can lead
a retired life at home.

Keep calm and do no work!

Just chill!

I only insist that
he joins Merchant Navy

because I want him to
live a stress‐free life.

Merchant Navy pays well.

And they teach you swimming,
that too for free!

I don't want to join
the Merchant Navy, Papa.

Stop nagging me.

I might be going through a rough patch
right now

but things will change. I will get
an opportunity to prove myself.

And whatever I do, I will do myself.

Alone, solo, independently,
on my own! Just you wait.

Who keeps changes for 1000 rupees?

If it was a 100, I could've helped

Please. You people always
have loose change.

I have a cab waiting.

I beg you.

‐Please give me some change.
‐Dude!

Never bow down to anyone.

You want change?
I'll give it to you.

Give me a cigarette.

'...the 500‐rupee and
1000‐rupee currency notes

will no longer be legal
tender from midnight tonight.'

'Persons holding old notes
of 500 and 1000 rupees...'

‐Pingle sir?
‐Hmm?

What should I do if I am given...

500 and 1000 rupee
currency notes for bail bonds?

Should I accept them?

All these matters will be discussed
in the department meeting now.

I see.

Sir, can we be late for the meeting?

My wife wanted to go to a mall.

All the malls are open
till midnight tonight.

Late, huh?

Do you know what I did
before I joined the police force?

Sorry, sir.

You were a Dabbawala
[Lunch delivery boy].

What's the one thing Indian
Dabbawalas are famous for?

For their balancing skills?

You idiot,
Dabbawalas are always on time.

Got it?

Sorry, sir.

Don't be upset, sir.

If you want,
I'll block my wife's number.

I don't want him in my unit.

Sir. PM Modi just
announced demonetization.

Can we have your
comments on the same?

Sir?

'Inspector Tukaram Pingle.'

'He detests Black Money'

'He intends to carry out raids

and ruin lives of
Black Money hoarders'

'...if persons holding old notes are
not able to deposit them...'

What a slap by the PM!

Black Money hoarders are screwed.

'...December 2016.'

What's this, Papa?

Who sent it?

Your uncle.

He begged me to deposit
2 million into my account.

I asked him to take a hike.

I don't want to be part of this mess.

Armaan?

You think we should call the cops?

What are you doing, Papa?
He's your brother.

Let's help him out.

Have I ever refused to help someone?

My blood type is O Positive.

I am a universal donor, ain't I?

I had told him to be careful.

I had told him not to accept bribes.

He's in big trouble now.

I am a pensioner.

Don't you think I'll get
questioned...

...if I deposit such
a huge amount in my account?

What will I tell them, huh?

Fine, don't help him.
I will help him.

Hold your horses, son.

Please stay out of this.

The government will
check everyone's accounts.

There will be inspections.

I don't have time right now.

I'm busy

"Say aloud ‐'Hail Goddess!'"

"Say together ‐'Hail Goddess!'"

Let's talk in the morning.

Hello, Uncle?

You dog! You filthy...

...son of a bitch!

You good‐for‐nothing
Chattered Accountant!

Uncle, I know you are
Armaan's father,

...but please talk with respect.

It's Armaan, you idiot.

Why have you stopped
taking my calls, huh?

I have no choice.

You always call and say,
"Soda, listen..."

Then you pitch me a new idea.

Before I know it, I've been made CFO.
Then the business fails,

and we end up with a crazy
amount of debt.

That's why I have decided
to not talk to you

till I don't get a confirmation
letter at my new workplace.

And listen, uncle really
needs to mind his language.

I've called to seek help for Uncle
Sanjay, man...

He has some cash that he wants‐‐

I have received 50 calls
since the PM's speech.

People with Black Money are literally
hounding us.

"Please save our money"

They are ready to offer anywhere from
10% to 25% commission.

Mr. Mehta just offered
a 40% commission.

Someone just offered
a 40% commission.

Come again?

They are ready to pay a
commission to launder their money.

Anywhere from 10 to 40%.

Soda, listen...

Have you lost it?

Do you even know enough people

who'd deposit Black
Money into their accounts?

And let's say you do...

You think you'll
be able to convince them?

And let's say you do convince them,

what is the guarantee that
they'll give you your money back?

Tell your uncle we can't help him.

You gotta help me out, dude.

We'll earn a good commission.

It will help me tide over
he next few months.

Please keep me out of this, dude.

Ma'am, I want 20 more
packets of apricots.

You are accepting old
notes of 500 and 1000 rupees, right?

Yes, but only for
the next 15 minutes.

Huh?

This is what happens!

Things never work
out when we two are together.

We started winsdowshopping.com...

but couldn't sell a single window.

We started LocalRamu.com...

I'm still dodging
the calls of the lendors.

LocalRamu.com!

Yes, LocalRamu.com.

We started a company that had to,
unfortunately, shut down.

We weren't able to get
any of you jobs.

We didn't even give
travel allowance some of you.

But as you know,
we did open banks for all of you.

So, here's what we are going to do.

We will be giving each of you 50,000‐60,000
rupees in demonetized currency notes

which you will
deposit in your bank accounts.

Then, over time, you will withdraw this money
in new currency notes and return it to us.

And for this,
you shall receive a commission of...

5%.

‐Do we have a deal?
‐Deal, sir!!!

We'll try our best, sir.

‐Oh hello!
‐Hi!

Come in.

Uncle?

It happened so suddenly

Everything was fine
till 8:00 pm yesterday.

But by 8:30 pm...

I had taken such good care of them

I was confident that nothing bad would
ever happen to them

I wanted to make so
many memories with them...

It's okay, Uncle.
Have a seat.

Please sit.

We have managed to launder the
2 million you had given to Papa.

This file contains their names,
account numbers

and even the date when the money will be
withdrawn and returned to you.

You managed to do
all this in just one day?

In 7 ½ working hours,
to be exact.

I am such an idiot.

I forgot that we haveour family has
such able chattered accountant.

Well done, Soda.

Thank you.
Thank you, Uncle.

Listen, can you manage
to deposit some more money?

Of course, Uncle.

Our talented CA will find a way.

I am talking about big bucks here.

Some of it belongs to me
And some belongs to my partner.

The figure will be tens of millions.

Will be done, Uncle.

It's quite risky, Uncle.

And we are ready to take the risk.

The tax authorities could get suspicious.

Hence, we will be extra cautious.

We will leave no clues whatsover.

I am leaving.

Don't be in such a hurry...

...to get the job started.

It will be handled, Uncle.
Done.

I'll go make a phone call.

Excuse me.

This 10 million belongs to me.

And my partner will be
sending 40 million over.

So, 50 million in total.

This way, sir.

This is the building?

No, we are going to
the adjoining building.

You want to keep the cash here,
Armaan?

‐It's perfect.
‐It is the perfect place for it, sir.

This way, sir.

It's exactly what you wanted, sir.

It's isolated.

It has no views.

Hey, that tap is leaking.

Yes, sir.

This place has
around‐the‐clock water supply.

Neha madam said she'll accept
rent in old currency notes.

But you'll have to pay
a year's rent in advance.

Hang on a second.

Who is this "Neha"
you are talking about?

Neha madam.

She is the one who
helped us find this place.

Prathamesh!!

This one time, I'm letting it slide...

but henceforth we will never work
with anyone whose name is Neha.

‐Got it?
‐Okay, sir.

Done, sir.

Sir?

We had an investor named Neha,
who ditched him at the last minute.

In college too, a girl named Neha
had ditched him at the last minute.

Even in school,
there was a girl‐‐

I got the point, sir.

I'll be right back, sir.

Soda!

There is a 52,500 rupee surplus.
Let's go splurge!

It belongs to Uncle Sanjay.

But he doesn't even know about it.

Our loyal Prathamesh has said that Club
Infinity is accepting old currency notes.

Shit, I can't go tonight.

It's a full moon night,
I am fasting.

Just kidding.

That fast is next week.

Sorry sir, stags are not allowed.

Oh.

Bro, we have cash.

Sorry sir, stags are not allowed.

Vikas.

It's the weekend.

Let them in.

Vikas.

Okay, you can come.

Oh, Vikas.

Thank you.

"I wonder why you keep
stealing glances at me."

"Perhaps you're trying to
read my thoughts."

"Maybe I should just tell you:"

"Come away with me, just me and you."

"Such nights are rare and few."

"Let's make a few mistakes too."

"Come tomorrow morning,
we'll forget everything."

"Coz' baby,
I know what you wanna do."

"You and me, just me and you."

"Baby, anything for you."

"You and me, just me and you."

"Baby, anything for you."

"Come closer to me on the floor."

"I want this night to go slow."

"As we gradually get high,"

"I want you to belong to me too."

"Such nights are rare and few."

"Rare and few."

"Let's make a few mistakes too."

"A few mistakes too."

"Come tomorrow morning,
we'll forget everything, dude."

"Coz' baby,
I know what you wanna do."

"You and me, just me and you."

"Baby, anything for you."

"We're shooting stars tonight."

"Make a wish and we'll fly so high."

"Nothing to lose, alright."

"It's me and you
on this crazy ride."

"You and me, just me and you."

"Baby, anything for you."

"You and me, just me and you."

"Baby, anything for you."

Sorry sir, stags are not allowed.

‐Come on!
‐Hear me out, sir.

We have received a tip.

‐Hey DJ, stop the music.
‐DJ!

Party over, guys.
More, go there. Up there.

‐Kotak, you go over there.
‐DJ!

What's going on, huh?

It's way past the
deadline of 01:30 am!

You guys don't understand
rules, huh?

Sir!
They have a lot of old notes here.

Sir, Sir...

What is this?

‐Sir...
‐What is this, huh?

Don't you know these
are banned?

What?

Sir, please tell him
to give me one shot.

‐Please leave.
‐Just one shot.

‐Take her away.
‐I want a shot.

Come.

You always create a scene.

This is why I ask you to always
bring a lady constable along.

Sir, next time for sure.

‐What are you doing?
‐Zip it.

What are you waiting for, huh?

Leave!

When the cops throw you out of a party,
you should do an after party.

You want a drink?

We can...

Hmm?

You know how to roll a joint?

A joint?

No one in India can
roll a better joint than me.

But you'll never know,

because I don't
have any stuff on me.

But I do.

Get on with it

Because I need to use the washroom.

Yeah.

Straight. Then right.

Shit.

Excuse me?

Hey?

Ta‐da!

You know, I have to rush home.

Today is a full moon
night. I am fasting.

No, No, that's next week.

I really need to go home.

Thank you.
Bye.

Hi.

Taking so little?

Let me give you a few more wads.
Let's make it a round figure.

Let me guess ‐
Real Estate Agent ‐Neha.

That's why I always say...
Never trust a Neha.

Armaan sir!

Hello, sir.

What is this?

I work part‐time
for a food delivery app.

Huh?

It puts food on the table, sir.

Hello, Neha madam.

Don't call her madam.

She is a thief.

What you did was very wrong, madam.

Don't act so innocent.

You told her about this place,
didn't you?

‐You told her about the cash, didn't you?
‐No, I didn't.

Tell me the truth.

Hey! He is innocent.

‐Let him go.
‐I swear.

Your dealings for this flat were
very suspicious and

I knew you were up to
something shady here.

And you have no right
to call me a thief.

You have rented this
flat with illegal money.

You have kept illegal money
in this illegally rented flat.

So who decide that it
is not legal to steal illegal money?

Don't confuse us with
this tongue twister.

If you want, I go a repeat this
'tongue twister' to the cops.

Hello!

We can go the cops too.

Armaan, we cannot.

It's obvious that the money that
you have needs to be laundered.

How do you plan to go about it?

We don't share our
plans with anyone.

I have contacts. And I have ideas too.

Which we have no need for...

Your call.

Armaan?

What?

We met her through Prathmesh.

Prathmesh is a fixer.

Prathmesh addresses her as "madam".

She can help us.

Her name is Neha!

We need to convert
50 million rupees.

What's the harm in
giving it a try?

Okay, I'll charge a 20%
commission the money I help convert.

We'll let you know.

Okay.

I'm returning this... out of respect
for our new friendship.

Sir, everyone in my chawl, all my friends

all my neighbours are depositing
cash locality for someone or the other.

I only have a handful
of people left.

How much can you handle?

1 million rupees tops.
Fine.

Sir, should I involve
Neha madam in this?

She will surely have a
contact that can help us.

Yes.

Keep Neha out of it.

We'll show everyone how
money is laundered.

Armaan, everyone's buying gold.

I have an uncle who
owns a jewellery shop.

We'll have to pay a premium as we'll
be paying in old currency notes.

But I'll ask for a family
discount and balance it out.

Armaan, no temples!

It's a sin.

We could launder your money trust our trust
but you will have to pay a commission.

Pundit‐ji! Smile.

Damn it, someone stole my shoes.

Told you we should avoid temples.

We've been cursed

Now we'll come back as frogs
in our next life.

They are taking so long.

It's gets so tiring.

Right.

What's your problem, huh?

Our soldiers are dying
guarding our borders,

and you cannot stand in
a queue for a couple of hours?

Oh no!
Shit!

How can you take a lunch break!

We have been waiting
here for three hours!

We are drenched in sweat.

It's gets so tiring.

So, I heard that you need my help?

Soda needs your help.

You guys want to buy foreign exchange?

My cut?

Thank you.

Carry on,
I'll join you guys.

Right on time.

Search the whole shed.

Don't let anyone leave.

Check the place thoroughly.

Sir!

Found them?

‐Yes, sir.
‐Sir!

The stethoscope suggests
that there's something inside her

Cut her open. Tear her apart.

Why not try a laxative first?

Counting this raid, we seized a
total of 480 million rupees.

I have a target
of 1000 million, sir.

My team and I will continue

to carry out raids till I
don't achieve my target.

No one will go
home till then, sir.

Yes, sir.

That's Inspector Tukaram Pingle.

They are calling him 'Raid King'.

Superb!

Some small malls are accepting...

... old currency notes in
exchange for gift cards.

I have made a deal
with a dance bar.

'...from midnight.'

Look, this is the new 2000‐rupee note.

They say it's embedded with a chip.

Just imagine! The RBI governor would
the location of every note.

‐it's just a rumour, Papa.
‐Shush!

This is 200,000 rupees.

In 2‐rupee and 5‐rupee
coins.

Are you crazy?

What'll we do with so many coins?

Sorry.

What the hell?

Sir, I want 15 tickets
for Vishakhapatnam,

25 tickets for Calcutta,

40 tickets for Kotta, Tamil Nadu,

20 tickets for Betiya,
Bihar and 4 tickets for Hampi.

We are not allowed to issue
so many tickets to one person.

No, sir. We are a group.

He and the others are with me, sir.

Yes, sir. We are a group.

‐Cancel them.
‐Sir?

Why cancel them?

Prathmesh, the railways are
still accepting old currency notes.

We booked the tickets
using old currency notes.

Now when we'll cancel them online,

the refund will go
straight to our accounts.

That's how you convert money from

Black to White.

Wow, sir.

Whose idea was this?

'Gautam Acharya.'

'Former MLA and currently
an independent candidate.'

'No party has given him
a ticket for four years now.'

'His sole mission in life
is to come back to power.'

Applause!

I know that my fellow
citizens have...

...faced a lot of inconvenience
in the past few days.

That's why when my friend
Madanlal Khurana...

...told me that he is about
to open a new ATM.

I told him that he
is doing a noble deed.

You can withdraw yours as well as
your employers' money very soon.

A huge round of applause, please.

Please stand in a queue.

Form a straight line, please.

Hello?
Gulati!

‐You finally got the time to return my call, huh?
‐Baby!

I've called you four times.

I'm on a call!

You are yet to give
me an update about my cash.

Is this the new ATM, sir?

Buzz off!

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

You know that I need
this cash for campaigning.

Work is in progress, sir.

Don't worry, your job will be done.

I'm not worried. But you definitely
should be.

Sir, I got a call from the bank.

They won't be depositing
any money in the ATM today.

When do you plan
to start the ATM, huh?

‐We have been waiting for so long.
‐Where's the car?

Hurry up, get the car!

Soda, uncle is quite upset.

We have only managed
to launder half the money.

I cannot work faster than this.

I don't care,
you will have to.

Soda, I think we should invest the
remaining money in one of our start‐up ideas.

No!
Please.

Let me call Neha.

Look down.

It's Neha madam.

What's taking so long, idiot?

Pull it already.

'Expert money launderer, Qazi.'

'He is about to cause a
lot of trouble for our friends.'

'There is one thing
you should know about him.'

'Qazi loves pain.'

Wisdom tooth?

Na, premolar.

It was a cavity.

Doctors use Aunty‐Theresa
[anaesthesia].

It numbs the pain.

It takes away the kick.

It's pointless.

No pain no gain!

Have some piping hot tea.

‐Qazi?
‐Hmm?

So hot!

‐The two guys I told you about.
‐Oh.

Neha madam has asked me to help you.

How much can you handle?

How much do you want handled?

We'll go with 10 million.

Neha madam, you said
they were biggies.

We are.

‐But trust is an issue.
‐Right.

I trust you completely.

‐We...
‐See,

I think Qazi can
handle all your money.

You already know that
he is offering the best rate.

One second... Board meeting.

He's offering us a good rate.

So there's 'cost‐effectiveness'.

But 'risk diversification'?

Yeah.

But best man for the job.

'Strategic hiring'!

'Outsourcing' without 'due diligence'?

But 'time crunch'?

But 'low liquidity'.

I've only brought 10 million right now.

We'll give him the
rest of the money tomorrow.

But you've had it if he
doesn't turn out to be reliable.

I'll catch hold of you
if he makes a run for it.

Please do.

What the... flood!

The money!
The money!

Hurry up!

Oh shit!

I told you this tap leaks.

Then you should
have had it repaired!

Check the notes.

‐Have we lost all of them?
‐Give me a second.

No, we haven't lost all of them.

We haven't lost all of them.

Take them out, quickly.

Uncle is going to kill us.

Why will he?

The money got washed, it's clean now.

What?
'Clean money', get it?

‐Not funny?
‐Not funny.

They were already demonetized.
Now they are wet too.

So what?

Have you never taken change
from a female vegetable vendor?

She takes it out from here,
drenched in her sweat.

They will dry off eventually.

The previous joke was better.

I'll get going.
I have a meeting with Mom.

Oh yeah.

I thought his mom...

Yeah, yeah.

He goes to a shaman who helps people
communicate...

...with ghosts

Armaan!

‐My mom is not a ghost.
‐Sorry.

Bye.

‐Hmm?
‐Thank you.

What will you do with your share
once all this money is laundered?

If you don't steal it,
I'll invest it in my start‐up.

Start‐up life!

Run after venture capitalists.

Run after investors.

I wear a freaking suit
in the bloody heat.

And those corporate slaves recite
some cliché 16th century...

...motivational
quotes and kick me out.

So I'd rather invest my
own money in my own start‐up.

Hmm.

I cannot do this forever.

Ever heard of Elon Musk?

He's going to be the
richest man in the world.

I want to be the
Elon Musk of India.

What will you do with your "cut"?

I won't invest in your business,
that's for sure.

There is a plot of
land close to Satara.

It's beautiful.

There is lush greenery on one
side and a lake on the other.

Jungle.

It's frequented by Flamingos.

Last I checked, it was available
for 1.7 million rupees.

You are just like my father.

He too talks about
leading a relaxed life.

Away from the rat race,
in the lap of mother nature.

No, I don't intend to stay there.

The government is going to
build a highway through that plot.

I'll buy it for 1.7 million and get
three times that amount as compensation.

I'll use that money as a
down payment for a place in Mumbai.

Wait, you are nothing like my father.

Armaan, I wanted to say something.

I know that you don't like
Neha. But it has happened.

Your friend is in love.

Neha is 'the one'.

But wasn't Radhika from
college 'the one'?

Radhika was 'the zero'.

Neha is 'the one'.

Soda, I am really happy for you but ‐‐

Firstly, her name is Neha.

Secondly...

She told me there is a serious issue...

Issue?

She's a 'Manglik'
(Considered Inauspicious).

‐What?
‐Yes.

And that too 'stage three'.

It's like she's 'terminal'.

Shall we?

'Get 5% cashback on every
transaction done using Digi‐cash.'

'Digicash.'

‐'Go digital
‐Save Big.'

Move your vehicle.

Go back. Go back.
Buzz off...

I just saw cops
entering that building.

'Welcome back to Bollywood Blast.'

Sir!

‐What's going on?
‐You'll have to wait.

We're conducting a raid.

A raid?

Oh.

Wow!

‐Sir.
‐More.

Vishwanath has found fake 2000‐rupee notes
in a flat next to that roundabout.

2000‐rupee fake notes
have already hit the market?

Get the car, moron!

Sir, we have parked the
car in the adjourning lane.

But the money we seized
at the raid is on the backseat.

So, there is no place to sit.

I have asked for
another vehicle, sir.

You guys are totally useless.

Hey Kids,
can you drop us at the next signal?

‐Please.
‐No...

Wait. Kamble!

‐Let the cars go, quickly.
‐But sir, we're...

Let me help you with that. Chill.

Come on, let me hold it.

Thank you.

You saved a lot of my time.

Well...

I have seen you guys somewhere.

Do you stay close to
Shanti Nagar police station?

Got nothing to say?

You can pull over there.

Stop, stop.

Sir.

You are young.

You are the future of this country.

I raided Club Infinity last week.

Kids of your age were
spending hundreds...

...and thousands in
old currency notes.

We need to take Black
Money out of our system.

If you ever learn that someone
is hoarding Black Money,

or that someone is trying
to launder Black Money,

you should inform
the police immediately.

We will bankrupt them.

We will ruin their lives.

We will make their lives miserable.

Sir has a target
of seizing 1000 million!

See you around.

Chillam.
We took 10 million yesterday, right?

Yes, boss.

But don't take
any more money. It's very risky.

Let's take another 10.

Come on, Qazi.

If you are accepting 10 more, may as
well accept the remaining 5 too.

You were making
tall claims yesterday.

Yes, it should hurt just like that.

Neha madam, I just got a call saying that
the police has conducted 15 raids today.

I am doing you a
favour by accepting 10.

It's become quite risky.

‐Chillam.
‐Yes, boss.

Count the money.

Once you are done with this tattoo.

We'll laser the other tattoo
and make a fresh one over it.

Hmm.

Soda, the idea of this laundering
Operation is to fund our start‐up.

So instead of earning measley
Commission on the money...

...let's invest the remaining money
in a product.

We'll make the product using
old currency notes,

and when we sell it,
we'll receive new currency notes.

I think you should talk
to Uncle Sanjay about it.

I'll handle him.

Now, we'll meet Neha's product designer.

He'll make a prototype.

With that prototype, we'll be able to
give our investors proof of execution.

Then investment will pour in.

With the investment,
we'll get a Series A valuation.

Are we there yet?

We just need to take a
left and we'll reach IIT.

‐IIT?
‐Yeah.

No, we cannot go there.

My father is a guest lecturer there.

You better give us
such details beforehand.

Oh.

IIT.

Shock gun. Great potential!

I think it should also
have a GPS tracker in it.

Maybe it gets activated based
on one's pulse‐rate and ‐‐

Do you think you can do this?

Hold this.

Last summer vacation, we made
500 solar‐powered roti‐makers,

with a voice‐activation feature.

Say something about this too.

Ah.

You like my product, huh?
That's why you keep it with you.

So this is excellent
for memorising notes.

Voice‐operated voice recorder.

I will show you.

Start recording.

Hello?

Stop recording.

"Hello?"

"Stop recording."

Voice activation.

‐Right.
‐Great idea.

Muthu, the charging point has a problem.

Can you check?

Buy a new phone.

‐What?
‐Yes.

What will it cost me to make 1000 pieces?

1000?

What is 1000 into 20,000?

20 million?

There's no way I'm giving
this newbie second‐year...

...engineering student
20 million rupees.

Hello, you are paying
me in old notes.

I will have to pay
other people in old notes.

They will have to pay
other people in old notes.

Muthu, we have only 5 million
and that's all you will get.

‐5 million?
‐Yes.

Then, I'll have to make compromises
with many features.

Shit.
Papa!

What your dad doing here?

Isn't he a guest
lecturer at IIT?

Yes, he is.

Oh!!!

Why are you guys hiding?

He'll bombard us with questions and
we'll be forced to tell him the truth.

Please.

Hi, sir.

What is this?

What lecture do you have next?

Doing project work, sir.

Hmm.

‐My pen, please.
‐Huh?

No, do it yourself.

Madam, it will take one month,
minimum.

No.

Because one ‐‐

Excuse me, where's the toilet?

‐Hello, sir.
‐Hi, sir

Hi.

What are you doing here?

Who me?

I am here to meet my girlfriend.

‐I see.
‐My girlfriend.

Sweetheart?

Darling!

Neha!
Come here, please.

Ah.

Uncle, meet my girlfriend, Neha.

We've only just started dating.

She is so beautiful, isn't she?

Nice hair.

So silky!

I have never seen
you in this college.

Well, I skip a lot of classes.

Oh.

I too have never seen you here.

Anyway, I'll get going.

Have fun.

Listen, this needs to stop.

We are losing focus.

Okay.

Just to remind you,
you had initiated it.

‐Hey Soda!
‐Where are you?

Why is it so dark out there?

Soda?
Why are you video calling me?

‐Listen Armaan...
‐What is it?

I needed to discuss
something with you.

What is it?

Uncle Sanjay keeps calling
me and asking me him an account.

I had to tell him that you've
invested in this Shock Gun.

Have you lost your mind, you idiot?

Why did you have to tell him?

Didn't I tell you
that I'll handle it?

But you've handled nothing.

I'm the one he keeps calling.

You... Where are you?

I am...

Hello?

Hello?

Armaan?

Hello?

The video has hung.

Muthu has messaged.

Your Shock Guns are ready.

They will be delivered tomorrow.

'Get yourself a Digicash
wallet right away,'

'and earn a 5% cashback
on every transaction.'

'Digicash.'

'Go Digital ‐Save Big'

The one at the back.
Be careful.

‐Armaan?
‐Yeah?

‐One second?
‐Be careful.

That one as well.

What is it?

Neha is a 'Manglik', right?
There is a solution.

She'll have to marry a tree.

I have shortlisted
a couple of trees.

Look, we can go for this
One... how about this one,

but its leaves have dried out.

This one is right here,
in the neighbourhood.

Guys, some chivalry?

Oh yes, of course.

Soda, step aside.

Come, come.

Careful, don't drop it.

Oh wow! Nice!

Does it have the voice
activation feature?

Muthu said it will work when you
hold it and say 'Save'.

Very nice, Neha.

This is bullshit.

Excuse me?

I had imagined it to have German
technology and Korean design.

He has given me a
Made‐in‐Karachi water‐gun!

It's nice. I like it.

‐Armaan?
‐Uncle!

What are you guys doing here?

‐Nothing, Uncle.
‐Do you have another chair?

My partner is on his way.

Why did you ask him come here?

I wanted to meet you guys urgently.

He wanted to meet me urgently.

So, I thought we all
should have an urgent meeting.

We need to give him a
detailed report of...

...how we have
handled all the money.

He is very upset.

‐He had another fixer called Pinky.
‐Pinky?

He had given him
some money to launder.

But Pinky has disappeared
with the money.

Oh, boss.

What? You want another handbag?

My wife wants another handbag
worth 1.8 million rupees.

Demonetisation had already
Screwed my happiness.

Here, I'm trying to gather
funds for campaigning and she ‐‐

Talk some sense into her.

She has more handbags
than I have underwear.

She still wants more handbags.

This is Mr. Archarya.

And this is the team that is
handling your money.

‐Hi, sir.
‐Hello, sir.

Ah! They are the kids whose
pictures you had sent me.

You looked quite
handsome in the picture.

But the reality is quite different

Anyway, so, how much cash
will you give me now?

Now?

Sir, we are still
withdrawing the money.

Hmm.

The government has
set a limit on withdrawals.

We are waiting till we can
give you a more sizeable amount.

Tell me how much you
have managed to lauder so far.

We have all the details, sir.
Soda.

‐What is this?
‐An excel sheet, sir.

It has the account number,
the amount, the commission,

date of return, everything.

Good. Nice.

‐It has photos of the depositors too.
‐My idea, sir.

Six months?

You want me to wait for
six months for my money?!

I have lost my trust in you.

Sit.

On the floor!

Gulati,

you know what
you have given me so far?

You have given me some
gold and some loose change.

I want cash here,

and you have been giving me
gift cards from shopping malls!

Are you trying to swindle me?
The way Pinky did?

No, sir.

I won't wait for six months!

And there are accounts
for only 45 million rupees.

What about the balance
5 million rupees?

Where is the balance
amount of 5 million?

Where is my money?

Hi, sir.
Armaan Gulati.

‐CEO.
‐Go!

We have invested your 5
million in a very unique...

...and innovative start‐up, sir.

Business.

Business.

What is this business?

Let me show you.

It's still a work in progress, sir.

‐That's WIP.
‐WIP, sir.

Show it to me.

‐Now!
‐Sure.

Sure.

"Say aloud ‐'Hail Goddess!'"

Sorry.
Sorry.

What is this?

As an Indian male,
I am sure you are aware

how unsafe we
make our women feel.

This is the solution to that.

I present to you,
the 'Save Me' gun.'

What does it do?

It shocks people, sir.

It is voice integrated, sir.
Yes.

Point it at the attacker and say 'Save'
and it will give him an electric shock.

Sir, you'll have to pay a commission
to launder the other 45 million.

This investment will make your money grow.

Exponentially...
We have graphs.

Graphs.

Bablu, step forward and
receive an electric shock.

Okay, boss.

What?

I need a demonstration.

Sir, this emits a very high voltage shock.

Bablu doesn't mind.
Go ahead.

Okay.

I am sorry, Bablu.

Save!

Save!

I think this is a faulty piece, sir.

‐We'll try another one.
‐Yeah.

WIP.

Here.

Please work.
Please work. Please work.

Save!

Neha, I think we should
try this in your voice.

Yeah.

It's designed for ladies' voice,
sir. So...

Come.

Save!

Add some emotions this time.

Like a cry for help.

Save!

‐Let's try it on me.
‐Good idea.

Come.

"Say aloud ‐'Hail Goddess!'"
"Say together ‐'Hail Goddess!'"

Hmm?

Come.

Save!

‐It hurts.
‐It's working, sir.

‐Are you okay?
‐Yes.

See, you felt it as well, right?

Yes, I felt it as well.

‐Let it go.
‐Stop it.

Stop this bloody demonstration.

Thank you, sir.

Gulati, this is what you've done
with my money, huh?

They are talented boys, sir.

They will repair it.
Don't worry.

‐What is this?
‐They are working on it.

What is this garbage
Your guy has given us?

What do you mean by "your guy"?

You sussed him out.

But you said he was good.

He's given us garbage.

How is it my fault?

Hmm, so you helped manufacture
this Shock Gun?

‐Bablu.
‐Yes, boss?

Help his dude's girlfriend onto a chair.

‐Okay, boss.
‐No, sir.

They are not a couple.

They are just business partners.
Neha is single, sir.

Just answer your damn phone!

‐Excuse me, sir.
‐Down.

Excuse me sir, what are you doing?

Why are you making
her sit on that chair?

Hello?
What do you want?

You've been calling incessantly.

‐Gulati?
‐Hmm?

You didn't tell them...

...what happens to people who cause
Gautam Acharya a loss?

What happens, Uncle?

Where's your ear, Uncle?

I took it.

And now,
I'll be taking your girlfriend's ear.

What's going on?

They are about to cut her ear.

Sir, please don't do that.

She is already a 'Manglik'.

If she loses an ear as well,
who will marry her?

Cut it off.

I beg you, sir.
Please don't do this, sir.

Sir. One second, sir.

‐Hey!
‐Sir, technical time out.

Soda, we don't bow down to anyone.

Please hear me out, sir.

If you don't like what I say, I'll
put the plug back in the socket myself.

And you can...

Sir, I can get all the money...

...mentioned in that file back to
you in half the time.

Huh?

Bablu, put the plug back.

And this gun business in which
you are a majority stakeholder,

and we are minority stakeholders...

They will get repaired
and be fully functional, sir.

And this is just a
generation one product.

I'll going to load it up with features.

‐Bablu.
‐Yes, boss.

Put the plug back in the socket.

No, sir. One second. No, Bablu.

Bablu, my man,
give him a minute to have his say.

‐Let me finish.
‐Let him talk, sir.

I heard you talking on the phone.

You wife wants a handbag worth
1.8 million, right?

Sir, I can quickly arrange
that 1.8 million for you.

‐How quickly?
‐10 days...

...or less.

7 days.

What about the rest of the money?

Like I promised, sir.

All of it.

Gulati, I want 1.8
million rupees in 7 days.

And I want the rest of the
money back in the committed time.

And this gun business... Sell it.

‐I want cash.
‐Okay, sir.

Okay.

And if you mess this up,

you won't be losing just
your ear the next time.

Let's go.

Hey.

Oh, sorry.

What the fu...!

Guys.

Uncle, why do you have
such anti‐social partners?

Neha. Soda.

Call Qazi and ask him to
launder 1.8 million right away.

‐Not possible.
‐What?

Remember someone
kept calling me nonstop?

Tukaram Pingle raided Qazi's place.

Qazi is behind bars.

Okay Soda, but at least find out...

...which police station are
they holding Qazi in.

Your papa.

He is slow with everything!

You should read bars,
curves and columns.

‐You like cheesecake?
‐Mark your doubts. (avoid)

We can go to that café
later.

We'll discuss it in the next class.

Hey yo! Hey!

Not now.

Class.

After the class.

They are available on Page No. 7.

And students, I want
you to attempt every question.

Run! (avoid)

Excuse me, please move.

Muthu!

Hey you! No standing on the bench.

Sorry.

Which year are you from?

Why are you bouncing?

Muthu!

Muthu!

Muthu! Muthu!

Muthu!

Pee in the urinal.

These cabins are for pooping.

Muthu!

Oh!

I will shoot.

We know it doesn't work.
That's why we're here.

I wanted Amitabh Bachchan from you but
you gave me Abhishek Bachchan instead.

Hey, Abhishek Bachchan is the best.

Yuva, Guru, Refugee.

Stop it.

Not even a single gun is working.

I did find a problem in its circuitry.

Then repair it.

Or take this bogus product back
and return my money.

I will repair the product
but after two months.

No, no, no ‐Now!

Neha madam, please tell.

I have a retest for
my first‐year exams.

Retest?

You asked a failure
to make my product?

The deal is over.

Pay me back or you're
getting a beating.

You go to Lalitha!

Unrelated matter.

Give me back the money.

The money is all spent.

You want to hit me.

Hit me.
Hit hard.

When your father will
come for his lectures.

I'll tell him what his
son is doing these days.

Hey Muthu, this is not fair.
Neha, please tell.

Fix it.

I will.

But only after my exams are over.

Sir, I own a packing
business and a laundry business.

Not a laundering
business, sir.

‐Qazi.
‐Hmm?

It's 03:53 PM.

If by 04:00 PM, you don't tell
me how much money you have,

who that money belongs to
and where you are hiding it,

then you should know that I have done
Masters Degree in Third Degree Torture.

While you read comic books as a kid,

I read books on Chinese Torture.

Got it?

So now is the right time
for you to start talking.

I'm absolutely innocent, sir.

Huh?

But who knows,

perhaps if you peel my nails
off ... or break a knee,

I might just
recall something.

Pulling my leg, huh?

I think we'll have
to get down to business,

and give him a Nipple‐Triple.

Should I turn it on?

Please.

Dumbass, it will char your nipples.

You'll look like a fried fish.

I don't know anything, sir.

Turn the knob.

Let's do it.
Should I?

One...

‐I'm telling you I'll do it.
‐Sir?

‐Yes?
‐Qazi's lawyer is here.

‐Goddamit
‐Goddamit

Goddamit!

What are you wearing?

Don't you think that
you're overdoing this?

I rented it using demonetized notes.

You are a Chartered Accountant
And a Lawyer too?

My mother says you should
always focus on one thing.

We are just pretending
to be lawyers.

As your lawyer, we want to know,
are they treating you well?

They were about to treat
Me very well ‐but then you showed up.

So tell me,

you haven't us ratted us out, right?

Habeaous Corpus,
Indian Penal Code, Prima Facie.

Do I look like a snitch?

I'll eat my own tongue if
they'll ask too many questions.

Good, good.

So have they seized all the money?

Under attorney‐client privilege,
you can tell us,

‐where have you kept the money?
‐Where have you kept it?

If I tell you where
I have kept the money,

you guys will take your
money and run off.

I need some insurance to make
sure that you won't forget about me.

Make arrangements
to get me out of here.

Qazi will handle the rest.

And don't worry.

Qazi never betrays anybody.

That's exactly what he said.

So he didn't tell you
the location of the money.

Who told you to make
such a big commitment.

They would have chopped
Neha's ear off, Uncle.

Right.

Fixing her ear with surgery
would have been cheaper.

Don't you have 1.8 million rupees
in your bank account?

I do, but I cannot withdraw it.

Because the government won't let me.

I cannot even transfer the money to
his account because he wants cash.

Cold hard cash.

‐What's that?
‐Sir!

Here's what I have been
able to withdraw today.

Here it is.

One, two...

18 million ‐‐and we are set.

Please don't throw the
money like that, sir.

I am trying my best.

I have spent so much time under the
scorching sun that I look like a Zebra.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I know 'Zebra'.

Yes, Zebra.

And you know what's worse?

Today, I saw a man enter the bank
and withdraw 250,000 rupees.

How?

The government has
issued a new rule.

If you have a wedding in the family,

you can withdraw 250,000
from your account.

And here, after standing
in a queue for hours,

we've only managed to
withdraw this measly sum.

Uncle, I think you
should marry Vidwa.

I'm mean ‐a cheap, fake wedding.

Hi.

So sweet.

You know, whenever my mother learns
that someone is getting married,

she begins to pressurize me
to get hitched.

"Get married! Get married!"

But sir, as you know, there
is a severe shortage of cash.

So if you could
postpone your wedding...

No, no, no.

We will have to get
married right away.

It will expire... what is it called?

Biological clock?

Visa.
Her visa.

Well, there are other options, sir.

You can use internet banking,
credit cards, debit cards.

And the new app, Digi‐cash?

Go Digital ‐Save Money.

I am very scared of going digital.

And you tell me ‐Should I be dancing at
my wedding or waiting for an OTP?

Since you're insisting, we'll
increase your withdrawal limit a little.

‐Okay?
‐Thank you.

This is for you.

A wedding invite.

I'll definitely attend.

No.

No, I mean you don't
have to attend.

I gave you this invite as proof.

See, someone from the bank will
have come for an inspection anyway.

Who knows, I might just
find my match at your wedding.

I mean, I wouldn't
even mind a divorcee.

What are you doing?

It's not my marriage!

Sir! Sir! Sir!

Viviana's parents.

I found them in Colaba.

You just need to feed them and...

Sir, come.

I'll make you meet your daughter.

Madam.

Their union can result
in Viviana, right?

Scientifically?

‐Hmm.
‐Okay.

Congratulations, Bride and Groom!!

Marriage is a very special bond.

You know it's really difficult
to get married, right?

Sir, if I may ask ‐
You had withdrawn a lot of money,

but why have you invited only
a handful of people to the wedding.

Errr... half of them have already left.

Moreover, because of demonetization,
people don't have any cash

to gift to the married couple

so they make some excuse
and don't show up.

I can totally understand.

Uncle Sanjay's wedding has made
me want to get married as well.

Mom has already given her approval.

Do you think Neha will
give up meat after our wedding?

She is asking too
many questions, Armaan.

I told you I don't
want to get married.

I never want to
lose my bachelorhood.

We have a nice, cheap set‐up here.

Don't look so worried or she will
get suspicious and freeze your account.

Then you handle her.

Handle her.

Fine, I'll handle her.

Soda, let's do what
we did at Dimple's wedding.

‐Remember?
‐I was not invited.

"Hide your heartaches
with some decoration."

"Free the birds of your
heart to mark this celebration."

"Free the birds to
mark this celebration."

"Hide your heartaches
with some decoration."

"Free the birds of your
heart to mark this celebration."

"You used to have a
variety to choose from."

"But this society
wanted you to succumb."

"It wanted you under its thumb."

"The ones getting
married are done for,"

"Others can hit the dance floor."

"Hit the dance floor."

"Others can hit the dance floor."

"Hit the dance floor."

"Others can hit the dance floor."

"It's time to throw
all your inhibitions away."

"It's time to let
your heart have its say."

"Dance till your feet ignite."

"This party will go on all night."

"So move your body and celebrate."

"The ones getting
married will lose their glow,"

"Others can hit the dance floor."

"Hit the dance floor."

"Others can hit the dance floor."

"Hit the dance floor."

"Others can hit the dance floor."

"Hit the dance floor."

"Others can hit the dance floor."

"Hit the dance floor."

"Others can hit the dance floor."

"Hit the dance floor."

"Others can hit the dance floor."

"Hit the dance floor."

"Others can hit the dance floor."

"The ones getting
married are done for,"

"Others can hit the dance floor."

"Hit the dance floor."

"Others can hit the dance floor."

"Hit the dance floor."

"Others can hit the dance floor."

"Hit the dance floor."

Do you think Demonetisation
has been success?

Gulati, your nephew fulfilled
his promise and that too on time.

Not bad.

Sit.

No, we are fine, sir.

It's just blood.

My wife had nicked her finger
while cutting fruit

It must have dried by now.
Sit.

What will you have?

I have a lot to offer.
Tell me.

How about some cl‐EAR soup?

Or some cold‐CUTS, perhaps?

Count them carefully, you idiot.

We'll take your leave, sir.

Listen!

I told my wife about
your 'Save Me' Gun.

She really liked the idea.

I think I should make
that gun a part of my campaign.

I am going on a
5‐city comeback tour.

Media‐persons will be accompanying me.

So I'm thinking I'll gift a 'Save Me' gun
to all the women I come across.

We are repairing them, sir.
They will be ready in no time.

‐Sure.
‐We'll take your leave, sir.

‐Boss.
‐What?

Boss, isn't he the guy who
disappeared with your money?

'The police raided the place and
seized 20 million rupees Black...

...Money from a money
laundering agent.'

That's Pinky.

'As you can see, the
Forensic Team is already here.'

Pinky is dead.

‐'They are collecting evidence...'
‐That means my money is gone.

‐We'll take your leave, sir.
‐I want my money back.

Launder my money and
get it back to me in 10 days!

We just gave you 1.8 million rupees.

10 days!

You have to do it, Prathamesh.

Yes sir, I know it's an emergency.

Sir, all my men are working non‐stop

to ensure that we get all
your money back at the earliest.

‐Very good, Prathamesh.
‐Thank you.

‐Proud of you.
‐Thank you, sir.

Oh damn!

Armaan, Neha has managed to get us
a blueprint of the police station.

This is where they are holding Qazi.

We have no choice but to
break him out of there.

So let's all study this in detail.

‐Brilliant.
‐Isn't it?

Is this your idea?

Don't give her all the credit.

We brainstormed over it.

Take a break, Uncle.

Soda and I will handle Qazi.

Can you please get the
Shock Gun repaired?

This guy cannot seem think
beyond these Shock Gun.

I know what your agenda is.
I know everything.

‐What agenda do I have, Uncle?
‐You have an agenda.

One second,
I want to talk about this.

Hey Prathamesh.

Wake up, brother.

His name is Prathamesh.

Prathamesh!

Are you Prathamesh's boss?

Sorry?

His call list showed several
calls to 'Boss', so I called you.

Has he lost his cell phone?

No, he fainted while standing
in queue outside the bank.

Oh shit.

I'll come and get him. Where is he?

No, I can drop him.

I am a semi‐retired person.
I have nothing better to do.

‐Are you sure?
‐Yes, absolutely.

Fine, I'll send you my location.

(Indistinct)

Poor chap, he's saying money.

‐He asked for water, sir.
‐No, he said money.

‐He asked for water, sir.
‐Money

(Indistinct).

He's asking for water, sir.

‐He is asking for water.
‐He is saying money.

He wants water, sir.

Close it.

Prathamesh.
Dude, you can't go hungry all day!

I knew it!

I knew from the beginning that Soda
and you were doing something illegal

using your start‐up as a disguise.

What just doing business, Papa.

With his illegal money?

Why are getting these kids mixed
In your shady dealings, huh?

What will you do
with so much money, huh?

You want to take it into the after‐life?

Have you considered the
consequences of your actions?

Why are you giving me all the credit?

We brainstormed over it.

Armaan, you should stay with your uncle.

There are no mosquitoes
where he lives.

His building has a liftman
to operate the elevator.

They have a marbled lobby.

Every flat gets two parking spaces.

‐Three.
‐Sir...

I need to use the washroom.

Armaan, I don't want your gift.

I have cancelled the
railway tickets for Hampi.

Wow, Indian railways just refunded 3800.

Child, why are you wasting
time with your boyfriend here?

Retests are around the corner.

I am the one setting the
retest question paper for this term.

It is going to be very tough.

Go home,
study or you will flunk the test.

Go.

I guess, I'll get going instead.

I am warning you, I'll
call the police if you come home.

Take my warning seriously.

The retest question paper!

If you can get your hands on the
retest question paper for Mutthu...

he might agree to repair your
Shock Guns immediately

Please pull over.

90 rupees, sir.

Not a 2000 rupees note, sir.
Please tender exact change.

This is what I got from the ATM.

Sir, this is all I
got from the ATM as well.

Then wait, I have to go back.

I'll arrange for
change on the way back.

I stay here.

I'll be back in five minutes.

Okay, sir.

But please hurry back.

Prakash, is my dad at home?

He has Zumba classes today.

You owe me 90 rupees.

What?

A guy got down from
my rickshaw and came here.

He said that he'll
be back in five minutes.

No, I am all alone.

No one has come here.

He scammed me.

Sorry, sir.

Wait.

You shouldn't suffer a loss.

He owed you 90 rupees, right?

Wait here.

You...

Show some respect, mister.

Do you use the Digi‐cash app?

WHERE have you kept the money?

WHO gave you the money?

WHEN did you get the money?

HOW do I get him to talk, sir?

Bloody hell!

At this rate I'll never achieve my
target of 1 billion rupees

What's that sound you're making?

Do you want a lollipop?

You come here.

Wait.

I am coming there.

What is it?

‐He isn't talking, right?
‐Hmm.

‐You should hit me in front of him.
‐Huh?

Hit me as long as you want.
Use any method you want.

Make me lie naked on a
brick of ice and hit me with a whip.

Be so violent with me that he
blurts out everything out of fear.

Forget about human rights, sir.

You have my consent.

Good idea, sir.

‐More.
‐Yes, sir?

‐Unbuckle your belt.
‐What?

Pingle sir, Qazi's lawyer is here.

‐Goddamit!
‐Goddamit!

Goddamit!!!

Next time, you better give me
some notice before landing up!

‐Notice?
‐Hmm.

We are in hot water, Qazi.

Please tell us where
you have kept the money.

I can tell you, sir.

But I have a condition.

‐Another condition?
‐Hmm.

What is it?

My mother's alone at home.

She is suffering from a mix of
Alzheimer's, Dementia and Schizophrenia.

You need to take care
of her for a couple of days.

Who me?

Just until my aunt shows up.

After that, I'll tell you
the location of the money.

What does your mother look like?

Wait, I'll show you.

‐Lift my shirt.
‐Huh?

Lift my shirt.

I'll come there once I am done here.

He's my brother.

Madam?

Lady?

Aunty?

Oh Qazi, you are back!

Wait, let me decrease the volume.

Come, have a seat.

Got it?

Yes.

I can't believe I have
the Retest question paper!!!

Listen.

Can you also work on the
product's look while repairing it?

Make it look like
an Apple perhaps?

Fine, just get it working.

So I'm going to need another
a million rupees

‐Another million?
‐Yes.

‐Have you lost your mind?
‐Have he lost his mind?

I have to replace
a lot of its parts.

And the part supplier
won't accept old notes now.

We will have to pay in
New currency notes now.

Hello!
We have already paid you.

Don't make me hurt you, Mutthu.

Please try to understand.
Those parts have to be replaced.

So you'll have to arrange the money.

‐Please.
‐Mutthu.

‐Mutthu...
‐The bell is ringing.

I have to go to class.

‐Please arrange the money.
‐Mutthu!

‐Please try to understand.
‐Give me that question paper back.

‐Please, I'll have to go now.
‐Give me that question paper back.

Do you know any contract killer?

Call him, because I want to kill this...

Armaan?

I am not crying.

I've got dust in one eye. And
there's conjunctivitis in the other.

Armaan?

It's contagious.

It spreads through touching.

Why did I even come up
with this Shock Gun idea?

We will never get them working.

We are all going to lose our ears.

Armaan, I have new currency notes.

Huh?

No, I don't.

I was just bluffing.
I wasn't thinking.

Neha?

I do actually.

See, the money we gave to Mutthu...

I had kept some of
it for myself.

But Mutthu and I had an understanding.

We had made a deal
and that was my share.

So, I took that money
and got it laundered.

So, I now have new currency notes ‐‐
which technically belong to you.

I know this is unethical.

And that's why I am thinking that I...

I want to give you these
new notes for your product.

Because it is the right thing to do.

This product is
so important to you.

And for some strange reason,

Something that's important for you
is important for me as well.

I just don't understand why.
It was my cut and I just...

Muthhu!

''Don't know what day
it was but it felt like''...

...''it was the start of summer''

''I looked into your
eyes for the first time''...

...''and realised that I'm all yours''

''I'm the river you course through''

''You're the moon and
I embrace you like a cloud''

''I'm music and you're the chords''

''You're the ground
that holds me steady''

''I am yours''

''I am yours''

''I am yours''

''You're the rhythm
that keeps my heart alive''

''I am the sky and you're an eager bird''

''You like a serai in the midst
of an arduous journey''...

...''It's like a night traveller
found a new dawn''

''I am yours''

''I am yours''

''I am yours''

''Like a fragrant morn''...

...''your smile brightens things up''

''If I could,
I'd add all my days to your life''

''You're the rain, I'm the winds.
I'm stubborn and you're fluid''

''I am a house and
you're the way to it''

''You're the worship, I'm the light.
You're god and I'm the prayer''

''I'm the lips and
you're the words I speak''

''I'll be there through
the change of the seasons''

''Starting the fire in my embers''

''Take my hand and we'll
dance through the rain''...

...''and I'll keep you warm in December''

''Wherever I find you beside me''...

...''is the place where I belong''

''It's like the day dawns
only after I see your face''

''I love you more than I love myself''

''You're held in highest esteem''

''I can't live without
you even for a moment''

''You're also the one I could die for''

''I am yours''

''I am yours''

''I am yours''

''I am yours''

Nice.

We got the money.

Worst case, we can return these
old currency notes to Gautam Acharya.

Yes.

Even the guns are repaired.

You just think about your guns.

This is why I say you have an agenda.
Guns! Guns! Guns!

Uncle, I'll call you back.

''Say aloud ‐'Hail Goddess'''

"Say together ‐'Hail Goddess!'"

Qazi.

Qazi.

Hello, brother.

Hello to you too. Peace be upon you.

I wanted to thank you on my mom's behalf.

You don't need. She's my mother too.

So, where are you calling from?

What did I tell you?

These people have nothing on me.

They had no proof.

They had to let me go.

By the way ‐we got the money.

By the way ‐return it.

As promised...

...I shall convert those
old currency notes into new ones for you.

Okay, I'll bring the money to you.

No, he'll come here.
I'll send him the location.

Yes, the delay is from his end.

He owes us door‐step service.

Heard that?

Yes, I got the address.

I'm close by.

I'll see you soon.

See you.

Ask Qazi to convert
the money within 2 days.

We'll throw it in Gautam Acharya's face!

We'll through it on his ears!

No, that's my 'Sai Baba' ring.

Can't punch 'Sai Baba'.

The gun is working fine?

The gun is of export quality now.

Wait, I'll give a demo.

It's a ladies product.

So, a lady should give the demo.

She's right.

What's this?

What?

On your neck.

What?

On your neck.

It's not what you're thinking.

‐Soda...
‐Armaan...

...I shared my emotions with you.

You knew my feelings.

You knew my plans for future.

Despite that...

What is he talking about?

You keep quiet.

You're right.

Never trust a Neha!

Soda, calm down.

We'll talk it out.

I want to go home.

No! No going anywhere.

We'll talk, Soda.

‐Soda...
‐Move aside.

‐Nothing has happened.
‐Move back.

And it didn't even mean anything.

Move back.

Or I'll shoot.

That's on.

‐No...
‐I'll pull it...

‐Listen to me.
‐I'll say it.

‐What?
‐I'll say 'Save'

What a welcome!

I love this electric guitar!

Qazi!! The police has
the surrounded this place.

You got the police!

Qazi betrayed us!

In the police station, you said...

...you're innocent.

Now, we followed you here.

Let's see how innocent you are.

‐Saw that?
‐Whoever is inside...

Qazi doesn't betray anyone.

Listen carefully.

It's three minutes to four.

By 4 o'clock, if you people...

...don't come out,...

... I'll raid this place...

... so ruthlessly...

... so mercilessly that...

Stop pointing you idiot.

‐Yes, sir. (Avoid)
‐Nab them.

Stop!

Armaan!

No! Soda will see us.

Stop!

‐Nab them.
‐Yes, sir.

Stop!

Uncle, give that ball.

‐Uncle, please give the ball.
‐Run.

Chauhan, this is why I say you
should come for fitness training.

Ball, Uncle...

‐Qazi?
‐Yes.

Soda...

I'm not coming.

Soda!

Where did they go?

Run, get them.

Hey!

Get them.

Get him.

‐Doing that, sir.
‐Go!

Where did he go?

Vivek P. Sodhani.

You ratted us out?

Traitor.

Coward.

What do I tell you now?

You betrayed your friend for a girl...

Yes...

...she's no ordinary girl.
She's Neha.

But still!

This isn't about you and Neha.

You don't know what they did to me.

Should I turn off the waterfall?

Please don't turn off the waterfall.

Sir, doing that causes health
and respiratory and complications.

Sir...

What are you hiding?

Give it.

A glass tortoise!

This dispels negative energy.

And attracts wealth.

Sir!

Sir, the dining table... Please
don't lean on it while asking questions.

Move this.

‐Sir...
‐Move it.

The table should always
stay in the north‐east...

I'll tell you.

‐Stop.
‐Speak.

There!

What's our total so far?

We have 98 crore 20 lakhs, sir.

98 crore 20...

I recognise you guys.

You kids gave me a lift that day.

I thought you were virtuous...

...but you turned out to be dubious!

Do you know what I was earlier?

Tell them.

A lunch delivery boy.

So now, for as long as possible...

...I'll make sure
you eat food in the jail.

Watery dal.

Rotis as hard as papads.

And papads softer than rotis.

It'll all be vegetarian, right?

Pure vegetarian.

But sometimes you may mosquitoes, flies...

...dead lizards or cockroaches in there.

You see...

...you'll need to be flexible, okay?

Flexible.

Let's go.

Look, can't reach it.

The phone.

They didn't confiscate your phone?

There are 7 missed
calls from Gautam Acharya.

He has sent a video too.

A video of someone's ear?

Is that Papa?

Sure looks like him.

Brother, why are you making a video?

‐It's ringing.
‐He's calling.

It's ringing. Hurry up.

I can't.

Move your hand this way.

‐Gulati?
‐Acharya sir!

I'm at the airport doing customs duty.

Zoooooom!

Did you see the video?

Yes, I did.

The 10‐day deadline
comes to an end in 2 days.

I want the cash day after.

All of it.

Next week...

... my 5‐city comeback tour begins.

Nothing can go wrong.

Hello! Gulati?

Hey, Gulati?

‐Hello?
‐What's this?

‐Gulati?
‐Mr. Acharya...

...could you give us some more time...

Gulati! I want the whole amount...

...or you and those kids meet your maker.

Same goes for your
imported girlfriend too.

And also your for your...

...brother ‐the college professor.

You only have 2 days.

Why is he dragging Papa into this?

Good I sent Viviana to her parents.

Or she'd have to eat
this the hard rotis here.

Give the phone.

Hello, Prathamesh.

Yes, sir.

‐Go to Papa and be with him.
‐Why, sir?

You're in charge of his security, okay?

‐Hand over the phone.
‐He's the body and you're the bodyguard.

He's Salman and you're Shera. (Avoid)

I'm telling you, if we don't
get back to Gautam Acharya in 2 days...

...he'll know we're in jail.

And then ‐Goodbye ears! Goodbye life.

What happened?

It was a spider.

You should've let it bite me.

He must be hungry.

Goodbye ears! Goodbye life!

The main point is that...

...Papa mustn't pay for our mistakes.

Our mistakes?

'Our' mistakes have happened...

...because of 'your' mistakes.

Agreed that we too made mistakes...

...but you're the main culprit.

You're the president of all mistakes.

I'd told you...

...this is illegal.

This is risky.

But did you listen? No!

All you do in life is over‐commit!

Oh hello! I did this for all of us, okay?

Oh hello!
You did this only for yourself...

...and for your pride.

What do you want to become?

Elon Musk.

Thank you.

Elon Musk, my foot!

You just want to be a hero.

You knew full well that we
can't handle 50 million.

Despite that,
you took 50 million from Uncle. Why?

Because you can do everything.

And you insist on you dragging me along.

I get dragged into your business plans...

...I get dragged into your love story too!

I'm not interested anymore.
I'm done.

You wanted to be a hero!

Now see where that has landed us all!

Soda!

Are you done with the blame game?

Armaan, you're stubborn,...

...you never say please,...

...you're arrogant... Your "I never bow
down to anyone" crap...

It's very annoying!

I'm done now.

If we don't reach his place in 2 days,...

Goodbye ears! Goodbye life!

Constable!

Hi. Is Mr. Pingle in?

‐I don't have time for this.
‐Take him.

Sir, one second. I'm telling the truth.

It was all 'his' money.

He's a bad man.
He's dangerous and corrupt.

He cuts off people's ears, sir.

Listen.

We can't do anything
to Gautam Acharya, okay?

Let me know if you have
information about someone else.

Sir, had met his target of 1 billion.

Then Gautam Acharya used his
influence and took back 20 million.

Kotak!

The police takes information,
doesn't provide it.

Sir, ...

... let's take back
the 20 million from him.

It's yours not his.

"Let's" take it back?

Are you a team member?

Take him away.

‐Let's go.
‐Sir...

I have an idea.

I have an idea, sir.

I'll help you get that money back.

We can catch Gautam
Acharya red‐handed...

... with evidence.

Yeah sure!

Let's go.

No, wait a second.

I'm talking of sir's benefit
here and you're dragging me away.

This is tied so tightly!
What am I, a bull?

My idea will help sir
meet his target of 1 billion.

He'll complete his century.

He'll be on television.

He might get the President's Award too.

As a return gift, book us under
some petty crime and let us out...

...on bail.

What's the idea?

Using my CEO charm...

...I have won Inspector
Tukaram Pingle's trust.

Here's the plan.

We have to enter the lion's den...

...and extract his teeth.

From his side,...

...Inspector Tukaram Pingle has
pressurized the department...

...and arranged new notes for us.

After authorisation from 7 superiors...

...new currency nots have been
arranged for us from the budget of...

the Ministry of Garbage & Sewage Disposal

We have to give these
notes to Gautam Acharya...

...and assure him...

...that his money is
being laundered efficiently.

And now for the tricky part.

Using all our skills, we have to...

...extract more black money
from Gautam Acharya...

...so that Tukaram Pingle and his team...

...can raid the place...

...and arrest Gautam Acharya...

...with old notes.

Red‐handed.

Just 10 million?

Mr. Acharya, please trust us.

We'll return all your money very soon.

Besides, the government is about to
increase people's withdrawal limit.

Why have 5 people come to deliver one bag?

All 5 of us will come
to deliver the remaining amount too, sir.

We've made a Whatsapp group.

By the way, I'm Qazi.

Their partner.

Ear cutting is a great idea, sir.

Bablu.

Looks like we've trusted the wrong people.

Where are our other men?

Boss, they are outside
his father's institute.

...having snacks .

Having snacks?

With their own money.

You're worrying for no reason, sir.

We'll keep our promise.

See this...

As promised...

...for your campaign...

...fully functioning.

Full functioning?

Love the name you've given this product.

The 'Save me' Gun.

It works, boss.

This is just one piece.

Where are the rest?

Sir, your name is being printed on them.

All pieces will be delivered by evening.

You know...

...my wife says...

...these Shock Guns are a great addition
to my campaign.

She's right, sir.

There's nothing bigger
than Women's safety.

Women constitute 50% of the vote bank.

And your election symbol
is also a ladies handbag.

Sir, here's what I believe...

...your tour...

your 5‐city tour...

It's a great idea!

But for 5 cities...

...1,000 pieces will be too less.

So, you should place
an order of 5,000, 10,000...

...even 20,000 pieces.

Give us more money, sir.

Am I running a welfare trust here?

You haven't even returned my money yet...

...and you want more money!

No sir, that's not what I meant.

I said that because...

...our gun manufacturer...

...is still accepting
old currency notes.

‐Yes.
‐If you have...

‐...more.
‐I don't.

Boss, the 20 million we got back...

‐Instead of sending it to Nepal...
‐You have money!

Sir has more money!

Sir, bring that money
out and hand it to us.

Then we'll show you...

‐...our magic.
‐Magic.

I'll be right back.

I've given Pingle a missed call.

Hope he'll be here on time.

Yes, Dabbawalas are always on time.

This is my last 20 million.

I'm trusting you again, Gulati.

Take this and leave.

Let's count these.

Yes.

Why count?

It's around 20 million.

Accounts should always be in order, sir.

You people are causing traffic jam here.

Hey...

We're late.

Sir! Guess this ATM
has received cash after a long time.

People are refusing to make way!

Reverse the car.

46, 47...

...68, 69, 70...

See, now you've confused me.

Now I'll have to count again.
1...

Oh c'mon! It's 20 million.

Get going now.

What's the problem now?

There's some protest, sir.

An anti‐demonetisation rally.

Reverse the car.

Down with demonetization!!

End this oppression!!

I'm done too.

Good. They counting's done.

Put that in the bag...

...and leave.

Let's do one thing.

We'll segregate these notes
based on their serial numbers.

I mean, odd numbers here...

‐...and even numbers there.
‐Good idea.

Why?

All hail demonetization!

What the...

Sir...

...this time,
it's a pro‐demonetisation rally.

Hey, stop that!

What happened, sit?

‐What are you hiding?
‐Nothing.

Who are you calling?

What is it? Show me.

Sir...

Who are you calling?

Sub Inspector Tukaram Pingle.

‐Raid officer.
‐Boss, they've called the police.

You called the police?

‐Sir...
‐Leave him.

I'm trying to talk to sir.

Make them all sit.

He saves people under
wrong names as a joke.

‐Bablu.
‐Sit down.

I'll go hide the money.

Listen...

... tell our men to
cut off his dad's ear.

‐Yes, boss.
‐No!

I'll deal with them later.

Hey...

Bablu, will you cut off our ears too?

Rickshaw!

Hello!

Move.

Check the whole bungalow.

‐Check every corner.
‐Pawar...

‐...go upstairs.
‐Yes, sir.

Sorry, Uncle.

Message the boss. Say 'All okay'.

Papa is fine.

You sure he teaches at IIT, right?

That's what they said.

What's going on?

Get out.

‐Where are you going?
‐Inside.

What's happening?

We received a tip that you
have Black Money in your house.

What are you saying?
There's no Black Money here.

Get going now.

What's this?

What's in the bag?

This is the bag you
gave us, the one with the police markings.

Chavhan!

Seize this.

Be careful of the glass wares.

You know...

...I'm MLA Gautam Acharya.

One call to the commissioner...

...and you'll be
transferred to Gadchiroli.

That's near Nagpur.

One at a time...

Have you heard of Mr. Ranade?

Home Secretary Ranade.

I don't want to disturb him.

Now I guess I'll have to call him...

...then you'll know.

He's a busy man.

He didn't answer.
Told you he's a busy man.

‐Sir!
‐Yes.

There's nothing upstairs.

But we found about 150 ladies handbags.

Of course there's nothing. Ask them.

They're your stooges.

Your agents.

Black Money in my house!

Sir, your wife is on the line...

Later. Does she want new bag?

Bablu,
the police will take time.

Arrange for refreshments for everything.

Its time for my gym.

If you find anything,...

...come to the gymkhana with a warrant.

Gymkhana? We should come to the Gymkhana?

What's this Gymkhana nonsense?

Bablu, handle everything.

‐Call me if there's a problem.
‐Okay, boss.

Why are you letting him go?

How do I stop him when we
haven't found any money?

The money was right here, sir.

20 million cash.

It was in our hands.

Then where did it go?

We made him bring it out.
Now he's hidden it.

Had you come on time, you would have
caught it on camera. But you were late!

Don't you dare take that tone with me.

I'll lock you up again.

Yes, scold us,
while the real culprit...

What?

In the car.

"In the car" what?

The money is in the car.

‐In the car...
‐Hurry up.

"Reliable Mall has all brands"

"Reliable Mall makes life grand"

Stop him!

Stop the car.

Stop!

Let's go!

Stop.

How will you stop the car with a baton?

Move.

Stop.

Move.

I'll run you over.

Come on.

Move aside.

I'll run you over.

‐'special double‐layered foam'
‐Goddamit!

(Radio advertisement plays)

I won't let you flee.

(Radio advertisement plays)

Stop.

Move.

Get the car.

The car is on the other side.

'Gundecha Farms Demonetisation Offer!'

'No down payment required.'

'Advance booking only.'

'Conditions apply.'

'Gundecha! Gundecha!'

Sir, why didn't you shoot?

We're carrying out a raid...

...not a custodial killing.

I meant the tire!

Use the Digi‐cash app and get 5%
cash back on every transaction.

Digi‐cash.

Go digital, Save money.

Hey!

Hey!

Oh my!

Guess your gun worked.

Sir, these are the bags.

These are the bags.

‐May I?
‐No.

Did you making a recording?

No, sir. Should I?

Now he can claim we planted the money.

Sir,...

Sir, I have the full recording.

Very good.

Seize his phone.

Sir,...

...your century isn't complete yet.

Why?

Your total is still 99,99,...

...70,000.

You're 30,000 away
from the 1 billion target.

You got out on 99.

30,000?

You can raid any place and get 30,000.

Hey! Delete those photos.

Photos...

Put these boxes in the storeroom.

Sir, one second.
Why are you sending the boxes away.

Listen...

‐...wait outside.
‐More...

‐Go out.
‐Sir...

Look, sir...

It's just 30,000.

‐Let me think.
‐What's there to think about?

One second, sir. What's going on?

What's with the obsession with 1 billion?

You want to nab Black Money hoarders.
But instead...

You're the one hoarding Black Money.

Currently in India,
the person with the most Black Money...

...is you!

What did you say?

Nothing, sir.

Please return my guns and let us go.

I'm bowing down to you, sir.

Armaan...

...we don't bow down to anyone.

I never get to keep my cut!

Congratulations, sir.

Congrats.

Let's go...

‐Take a photo.
‐He has met his target.

Smile please.

Sir, smile some more.

Our investors have emailed.

A company in China...

wants to order 100,000 pieces.

They're asking if we
can deliver them in a month.

No.

I want to make some
improvements to the product.

Soda...

...our idea was great...

... but we couldn't execute it right.

Nothing like that.

Everyone liked our idea.

We have investors.

One mustn't delay with a good idea.

But one mustn't rush it either.

We made that mistake the last time.

We were confident of our idea.

So we executed it overnight.

Then what happened? We messed up.

Look...

...intention is more important
than execution.

Our intention was always good.

We made this product for the country.

Yes but intention isn't enough.

People don't care about intention...

... but implementation.

So, next time...

...there will be good intentions...

...as well as planning
and mind‐blowing execution too.

You're both at it again?

Debating demonetisation!

‐Demonetisation?
‐Oh no, we were...

Oh!

Oh!