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* HEY, MOMMA, I'M SUCH
A SELFISH BASTARD *
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* I STARE THROUGH
DIRTY WINDOWPANES *
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* AT FUMBLED D.N.A.
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* THEY STUMBLE
UPRIGHT NOW *
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* WE'LL COME DOWN
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* TO MAN-MADE FOLIAGE
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* WHERE ALL
THE CRAZIES BE *
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* THEY'RE CRAZY
JUST LIKE ME *
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* EXCEPT I'M SHELTERED
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* FROM THE COLD
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* OH DARLING, HOLD ME TIGHTER
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* SO YOUR TEETH DON'T HAVE
TO CHATTER *
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* WE CAN SMILE
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* AT PUTRID, SENILE FACES
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* TAXING WHERE OUR SPACE IS
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* MAN, THAT'S LOVE
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* LOVE
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* LOVE LOVE LOVE
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* OH, BABY, GET ME ALL
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* FRESH BENT ON STIMULANTS
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* MY STEMS IS STOUT
FROM THE CAFFEINE *
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* DRENCHED PETALS,
FRAGRANCE, NICOTINE *
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* AND I'LL BE ASLEEP
BY 8:30 *
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* IN THE MORNING
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* WAKE ME GENTLY
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* LIKE A BIRD OF PARADISE
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* MY AGENDA IS MY VICE
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* AND I'M ALL DRESSED UP
WITH NOWHERE *
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* TO GO, MAN
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* GET OUT, MAN
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* FREAK OUT, MAN...
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Man:
living in there with you.
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I'll be by at 12:30
to collect my extra money.
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Your landlord.
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* FREAK OUT, MAN.
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- ( kicks )
- MM.
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( whispering )
JAKE, JAKE.
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GET UP. WAKE UP.
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I JUST GOT A MESSAGE
FROM STU. HE KNOWS YOU'VE
BEEN STAYING HERE.
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YOU GOTTA GO.
HE'S ON HIS WAY OVER.
COME ON, LET'S GO. GET UP.
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- GOOD MORNING.
- HI. GOOD MORNING.
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GOD DAMN IT.
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YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
YOU'RE TEARING MY LIFE
APART, JAKE.
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THERE'S SOMEONE
AT THE DOOR.
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DON'T MOVE.
STAY. STAY.
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HEY, STU.
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YOU WANT SOME BREAKFAST?
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
YOU HUNGRY?
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OH, I'D LOVE SOME LUNCH.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I WOULD LIKE
A SIDE ORDER OF GREEN.
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THAT WOULD BE
TWO BILLS EXTRA A MONTH.
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AND I NEED $1000 BACK RENT,
OR YOU TWO--
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- THERE'S ONLY ONE.
- BALONEY THERE'S ONLY ONE!
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I-- HE-- NO ONE--
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WHAT'S THIS?
HA, LOOK AT THAT.
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HI. HOW ARE YOU?
NICE NIPPLES.
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HEY, STU,
HOW ARE YOU?
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"HEY, STU,
WHAT'S HAPPENING," HUH?
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IS THAT COOL?
ARE YOU COOL?
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- HE JUST SPENT THE NIGHT, STU.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T.
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HE'S HANGING OUT
FOR A FEW DAYS.
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CRASHING FOR A COUPLE DAYS?
DON'T. DON'T. JUST DON'T
PLAY ME FOR AN IDIOT.
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- NO ONE'S CALLING YOU AN IDIOT.
- WE ALL KNOW HOW INTELLIGENT
YOU ARE.
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DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME,
'CAUSE MRS. KLEIN ALREADY
RATTED YOU OUT.
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SO I WANT THE TWO OF YOU--
PAY UP OR GET OUT!
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I'M SORRY, BOYS.
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HE-- HE ASKED ME QUESTIONS.
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I'M DISAPPOINTED, MRS. KLEIN,
VERY DISAPPOINTED.
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Stu:
IT'S OKAY, MRS. KLEIN.
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LISTEN, YOU JUST KEEP
THOSE SOCIAL SECURITY
CHECKS COMING
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AND I'LL BE IN
TO RUB YOUR CORNS.
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THAT'S DISGUSTING.
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THAT'S DISGUSTING?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S DISGUSTING.
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THE TWO OF YOU MEN
IN A ONE-BEDROOM HOUSE.
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THE TWO OF YOU MEN
DOING STUFF TO EACH OTHER.
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- THIS IS DISGUSTING.
- I DON'T THINK THAT'S--
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OH YEAH? THAT'S FUNNY,
'CAUSE YOU REEK LIKE HIS JIZZ.
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- ( laughs )
- IS THAT HOW IT WORKS?
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OH, YOU KNOW,
IT'S INNOCENT AT FIRST,
ISN'T IT?
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"OH, I GOTTA TAKE A SHOWER.
LET'S SAVE WATER.
IT'S TUESDAY.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUMP IN WITH ME?"
I WANT TWO EXTRA BILLS
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AND $1000 BACK RENT,
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OR FAG CITY IS GONNA BE
CLOSED DOWN
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BY MAYOR McCHEESE
OVER HERE.
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GOOD DAY!
PAY UP!
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JAKE, YOU GOTTA
COME UP WITH $1200
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BY TOMORROW MORNING!
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT, MAN.
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JAKE, YOU HAVEN'T GOT
A PAYCHECK IN SIX MONTHS.
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HOW ARE YOU GONNA COME UP
WITH $1200 TOMORROW
MORNING, JAKE?
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OKAY, I'M EXPECTING
A RESIDUAL CHECK ANY DAY NOW
FROM THE UNDERWEAR AD.
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JAKE, THE LAST TIME YOU GOT
A RESIDUAL CHECK FOR THAT,
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IT WAS $20.
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AND YOU SPENT IT ON THE
"MILF MONTHLY" SUBSCRIPTION.
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YES, THAT WASN'T A VERY
GOOD INVESTMENT, HUH?
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YES, JAKE,
THAT'S A BAD INVESTMENT.
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THAT IS A VERY VERY
BAD INVESTMENT.
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO SAY, RON?
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I'M TRYING TO SAY GET A JOB.
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OKAY? GET A JOB, JAKE.
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ALL YOU DO IS
BRING HOME HOT WOMEN
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AND SLEEP WITH THEM
IN MY BED.
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AND I HAVE TO SLEEP
ON THE COUCH IN MY OWN HOUSE.
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YOU DON'T PAY FOR RENT.
YOU DON'T PAY FOR GROCERIES.
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- YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING.
AND I'M SICK OF IT.
- OKAY.
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I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
I JUST CAN'T AFFORD IT ANYMORE.
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I REFUSE TO AFFORD IT.
I CAN'T AFFORD IT.
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I CAN'T SUPPORT YOU.
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RONALD, CALM DOWN.
THINGS AREN'T THAT EASY
FOR ME EITHER, OKAY?
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IT'S NOT LIKE I'M ON VACATION.
I'M OUT THERE EVERY DAY
TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING.
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THINGS ARE GONNA
CHANGE, OKAY?
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I'M TRYING REALLY HARD.
I'M GONNA MAKE THIS WORK.
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I'M GONNA GET THE CASH TO YOU,
I SWEAR TO GOD. I SWEAR.
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I'VE GOT A CASTING
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.
IT'S FOR THIS MODELING GIG.
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I THINK I'VE GOT
A GOOD SHOT AT IT, MAN.
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I'VE GOT ONE OF THOSE
REALLY GOOD FEELINGS
I USUALLY GET--
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A REALLY GOOD FEELING.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
'CAUSE EVERY TIME I GO OUT,
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I GET A REALLY GOOD FEELING
ABOUT THIS ONE,
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AND THAT SEEMS TO NEVER
WORK OUT FOR ME.
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OKAY, WELL, THAT'S WHERE
YOU AND I DIFFER, MY FRIEND,
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BECAUSE I HAVE
A SECRET WEAPON--
A VERY SECRET WEAPON
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WHICH WILL HELP
MY SUCCESS.
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I GOT MYSELF
A BRAND NEW STAGE NAME.
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- YOU WANT TO HEAR IT?
- YEAH.
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HI. I'M GERARD COLBECK.
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THAT'S IT.
IT'S SICK, RIGHT?
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IF YOU'RE DOING GAY PORN.
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LOOK, I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THIS, OKAY, MAN?
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I PROMISE. I'LL FIND
THE MONEY SOMEHOW.
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I WILL MAKE THIS RIGHT,
I SWEAR.
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OKAY?
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OKAY?
ALL RIGHT.
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- WISH ME LUCK.
I GOTTA GO.
- GOOD LUCK.
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WAIT, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
WITH THIS GIRL IN THE BED?
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I DON'T KNOW.
MAKE HER BREAKFAST.
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WELL, WHAT'S HER NAME?
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UH, DON'T KNOW.
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BUT SHE'S GOT A FETISH
FOR WHIPPED CREAM.
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IF WE'VE GOT SOME LEFT,
USE IT.
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REESE'S PIECES.
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UH UH, EXCUSE ME, MISS?
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HI.
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GERARD COBALT?
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- COBALT? COLBECK?
- COLBECK.
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WE ARE SHOOTING A CAMPAIGN
FOR BRIONI, ALL RIGHT?
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AND HONESTLY, I MEAN,
LOOKING AT YOU,
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THIS IS KIND OF
WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
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I MEAN, YOU-- THIS IS
OUR CLIENT MR. HARTLEY
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AND MISS BARBRA SKYPES.
SHE'S THE OWNER OF
THE P.R. FIRM
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LAUNCHING THE CAMPAIGN
FOR MR. HARTLEY.
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- HI.
- HOW DO YOU DO?
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FIRST OFF, WE'RE JUST GONNA
GET A FEW SHOTS, OKAY?
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WE'RE JUST GONNA SEE
HOW YOU LOOK ON CAMERA
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WITH OUR BEAUTIFUL
GIADA HERE.
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- YES YES?
- HELLO, GIADA. PLEASURE.
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Photographer:
MM-HMM.
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- JUST SORT OF GET INTO IT?
- JUST, YEAH, SNUGGLE RIGHT UP.
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SHE WON'T BITE.
( giggles )
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SNUGGLE RIGHT IN THERE.
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YES YES. UH...
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UH, I DON'T--
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UM...
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UM...
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BRIONI.
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R-R-R-R.
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SOPHISTICATED CHIC, YES?
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LET'S JUST TRY
SOME OF THOSE LOOKS--
LOTS OF EYES.
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YES YES YES?
OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT, YES.
ALIVE EYES.
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YOU'RE ALIVE.
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YES YES.
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LET'S--
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LET'S JUST TRY
DOING NOTHING
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WITH YOUR--
WITH YOURSELF.
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- LET'S JUST TRY EMPTINESS
AND EMOTIONLESS.
- RIGHT.
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JUST STOP DOING
EVERYTHING. OKAY.
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YES YES.
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GOT IT.
I THINK WE GOT THAT ONE.
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WE'VE REALLY GOT IT.
I THINK THAT'S FANTASTIC. OKAY.
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REALLY?
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VERY VERY EMPTY.
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I'M NOT SURE I BROUGHT
MY A-GAME TO THE LAST ONE.
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WE GOT IT.
THANK YOU.
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YEAH, IT WAS
ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD.
IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
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I ALSO BROUGHT A HEADSHOT
FOR YOU GUYS,
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IF YOU'LL PARDON THE PUN.
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GET IT? HEADSHOT?
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YEAH, A HEADSHOT.
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( laughs )
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- WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
- OR NOT.
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- JUST THAT WAY.
- OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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- Ronnie: OH JAKEY.
- HEY BUDDY.
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- DIDN'T GO VERY WELL, HUH?
- I'M SORRY.
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I'M SORRY, MAN.
DID NOT GO WELL AT ALL.
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I DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT
LOOK THEY WANTED.
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IT'S SO STUPID, MAN.
THEY WERE GOING FOR THAT
MIDDLE AMERICA THING.
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- I DON'T GET IT MYSELF.
- THAT IS KIND OF STUPID.
THANK YOU.
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- GRACIAS, JORGE.
- JORGE, CAN YOU PLEASE
GO IN THE BACK?
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I'VE ASKED YOU TO GO GET
SOME OLIVES FROM THE BACK.
CAN YOU DO THAT, PLEASE?
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JORGE.
GOD DAMN IT, JORGE.
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I'M SORRY.
GO. GO BACK THERE.
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HEY, GET IN
THE GODDAMN KITCHEN.
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- WHAT'S THAT GUY'S DEAL?
- I DON'T EVEN THINK
HE SPEAKS ENGLISH.
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I DON'T KNOW
IF HE UNDERSTANDS
WHAT I'M SAYING.
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ALL RIGHT, I HAVE TO
GO MAKE SURE HE'S NOT
CUTTING HIMSELF AGAIN.
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- WOULD YOU WATCH THE BAR?
- YEAH YEAH YEAH.
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- BABY, HAVE A SEAT.
- ALL RIGHT.
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( sighs )
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HEY YO.
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HEY YO.
CAN I HELP YOU?
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- YOU WORK HERE, BUDDY?
- I DO INDEED.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
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TWO VODKA TONICS, DOUBLES.
WE'RE GETTING CRAZY
TONIGHT, BABY.
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- YEAH.
- YES.
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- DOUBLES? GETTING CRAZY,
EH, BIG MAN?
- YEAH.
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- TWO VODKA TONICS
COMING RIGHT UP.
- WE'RE GETTING CRAZY.
217
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,259
( both laugh )
218
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,361
GETTING CRAZY.
SORRY, I FORGET YOUR NAME.
219
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:04,364
- I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
- OH, OKAY.
220
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,268
TWO VODKA TONICS.
221
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:13,340
- YOU'RE AN AIR SIGN, RIGHT?
- YES. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
222
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:17,144
I'M GONNA SAY
YOU ARE AN AQUARIUS.
223
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,346
YES. THAT IS CRAZY.
224
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,281
OH MY GOD, ARE YOU LIKE
PSYCHIC OR SOMETHING?
225
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,649
- HEY BUDDY, HEY BUDDY.
- HOLD ON, PAL.
226
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,118
- JUST MAKE
THE DRINKS, ALL RIGHT?
- ONE SEC, BUDDY, ONE SEC.
227
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:28,221
- MY NAME IS CINDI.
- CINDI? HMM.
228
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:32,192
CINDI, YOU DON'T STRIKE ME
AS A VODKA TONIC KIND OF GAL.
229
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,762
I'M GONNA GO AHEAD
AND SAY
230
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,464
YOUR FAVORITE DRINK IS
231
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,466
A STRAWBERRY MOJITO.
232
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:43,236
OH MY GOSH, THAT IS
MY FRIGGIN' FAVORITE.
233
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,740
( both laugh )
234
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:50,878
YEAH, I THINK
WHAT WE SHOULD DO IS
235
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,346
ONCE YOU'RE DONE
WITH VON DOUCHE HERE,
YOU AND I GET TOGETHER
236
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,482
- AND GRAB THAT
STRAWBERRY MOJITO.
- WHOA, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
237
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,385
- I SAID ONCE YOU'RE DONE--
- HEY, COME HERE.
238
00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,087
- COME HERE. COME HERE.
- WHAT?
239
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,756
- OH!
- I'LL CUT YOU.
240
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:05,325
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ENOUGH WITH THE 'ROID RAGE.
- GET YOURSELF A TAN, ALL RIGHT?
241
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,761
- SHE ALREADY HAS THIS.
- HEY, ENOUGH.
242
00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:11,231
- SHE DOESN'T NEED THAT.
- ENOUGH WITH THE 'ROID RAGE
ALREADY. TAKE YOUR DRINK.
243
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,532
- HAVE A SANDWICH, BUDDY.
- IT'S OKAY.
244
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,768
- WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
- Ronnie: I'M SORRY.
245
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,770
- Cindi: ENOUGH.
- HAVE A SEAT, BABY.
246
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,439
- YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL.
- WHY YOU GOTTA FLIRT
WITH EVERYONE, EH?
247
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,542
I LEAVE YOU FOR TWO MINUTES,
YOU'RE STARTING FIGHTS
IN MY BAR.
248
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,112
- I BUILT THIS FOR YOU.
IT'S YOURS. IT'S MY GIFT.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
249
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,447
WHY YOU GOTTA LOOK AT HIM--
PALE BOY OVER THERE?
250
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,884
DID YOU DO YOUR
ASTROLOGY MAGIC?
251
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,419
- I DID INDEED.
- YES, DID IT WORK?
252
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,421
APPARENTLY IT'S
ONE-IN-FOUR CHANCES,
253
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,424
AND THE REST IS JUST LUCK,
SO, I DON'T KNOW, THE BEST
ODDS I'LL EVER GET.
254
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,527
- HI JAKE.
- JESUS. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
255
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,429
I CAME TO SEE YOU.
HELLO.
256
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,097
YEAH, WE SHOULD PUT
A BELL AROUND YOUR NECK.
257
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,299
HOW DID YOUR AUDITION GO?
258
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,235
APPARENTLY HE'S NOT
MIDDLE AMERICA ENOUGH.
259
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,104
- HE'S BEEN WEEPING IN HIS BEER
FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES.
- OH, I'M SORRY.
260
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:54,041
MAYBE MOUSE CAN HELP
YOU FEEL BETTER.
( laughs )
261
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,944
MAYBE MOUSE CAN KEEP
HER HANDS TO HERSELF.
262
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,846
WAIT A SEC.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING HERE ANYWAYS?
263
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,413
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE AT WORK?
264
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,415
YEAH, WELL,
265
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,417
THINGS GOT A LITTLE FIRM
AT THE FIRM
266
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,819
AND I HAD SEX
WITH A CLIENT.
267
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,821
I'M SORRY.
YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR CLIENT?
268
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,256
- SO YOU GOT FIRED?
- SHOCKING.
269
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,458
- WOW.
- MY BOSS FOUND OUT
ABOUT IT,
270
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,927
- SO I HAD SEX WITH HIM TOO.
- NICE.
271
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,864
- AND SO THEN
WE BOTH GOT FIRED.
- THAT'S INTERESTING.
272
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,866
THAT'S GREAT.
THAT MAKES TWO OF US
273
00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:22,102
WHO DON'T HAVE JOBS
OR ANY MONEY.
274
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,872
( Italian accent )
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE
PLACES IN TOWN.
275
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,506
I'LL GET YOU
THE CREAM-FILLED SKIN ROLL.
276
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,508
- LET'S GO.
- OOH, NICE.
277
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,078
- WHAT A BOTTOM FEEDER.
- LET'S SIT DOWN, NO?
278
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,413
HE'S FOR HIRE.
279
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,781
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE'S FOR HIRE?
280
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,018
- YEAH, LIKE AN ESCORT.
- THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A MALE ESCORT.
281
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,854
- OH, YOU GUYS ARE SO NAIVE.
- THAT GUY'S A PROSTITUTE?
282
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,856
HE'S A PRETTY HOT ITEM
IN THE COUGAR WORLD.
283
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,893
FIVE YEARS YOUNGER,
I WOULD SUCK YOUR FACE OFF
RIGHT HERE.
284
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,260
- WAITER!
- YOU SHOULD GO
BUST IN ON THEM,
285
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,462
BECAUSE COMPARED TO
HIS LITTLE FAUCET,
286
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,398
YOURS IS A FREAKIN'
FIRE HOSE.
287
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,266
SHE WOULD FLIP.
288
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,870
- EVERYBODY KNOW
JAKE HAS A GIANT DICK.
- YEAH, I'M JUST SAYING--
289
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,505
WAITER, TWO MARTINIS,
PLEASE.
290
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,040
CHA-CHA-CHA.
291
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,342
WOMEN WOULD PAY FOR
THAT MUSCLE OF YOURS.
292
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,511
GUYS, ENOUGH.
293
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,645
I MEAN, COME ON.
294
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,647
YES, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT YOU NEED.
295
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,950
HEY, BARKEEP, CAN WE GET
A ROUND OF DRINKS?
296
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,952
LOOK, NOW JORGE'S
POURING DRINKS.
297
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,486
WHOO! ONE FOR YOU,
ONE FOR YOU...
298
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,123
- YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED.
- Jake: JORGE, CAN YOU
PASS ME A VODKA?
299
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,891
TWO FOR YOU AND FOR YOU.
LOOKING GOOD.
300
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,893
JORGE, GET ME ANOTHER
BEER TOO, WILL YOU?
301
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,930
* PARTY PARTY
302
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,065
* THAT GIRL'S
GOT IT REAL... *
303
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:28,368
- JORGE.
- AH.
304
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,971
HE JUST DOES THIS NOW.
305
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,305
MORE. COME ON.
306
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,374
( upbeat song continues )
307
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,228
WHOO!
308
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,635
I LOVE YOU.
309
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:19,252
OH GOD.
310
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,254
GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE.
311
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,256
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
312
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,525
I SLEPT OVER, SILLY.
313
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,927
OH GOD.
DID WE HAVE SEX?
314
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:35,668
FEELS LIKE WE HAD SEX.
315
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,670
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
JAKEY.
316
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:40,740
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
WE ALL HAD FUN.
317
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:45,412
WHAT-- WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN EXACTLY?
318
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,281
IT MEANS WHAT IT MEANS.
319
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,483
- DO YOU LIKE MY P.J.s?
- ( door opens )
320
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,286
DID YOU GUYS HAVE SEX?
321
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,123
I DON'T KNOW.
SHE WON'T TELL ME.
322
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:59,126
WELL, GUESS WHAT, JAKE.
IT'S TOMORROW MORNING ALREADY.
323
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,029
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
STU'S ON HIS WAY OVER HERE.
324
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,630
- DID YOU MAKE COFFEE?
- YEAH, THERE'S COFFEE
OUT THERE.
325
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,633
- THE LANDLORD'S COMING OVER.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
- ALL RIGHT.
326
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,701
- SHH.
- SHH-- IS MONEY COMING OUT
OF YOUR MOUTH?
327
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,070
WHERE'S THE MONEY, JAKE?
328
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,772
COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE.
329
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,275
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, GUYS?
330
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,578
- ABOUT WHAT?
- THE MONEY, MOUSE, THE MONEY.
331
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,547
- HE OWES ME MONEY.
- I'M THINKING, OKAY?
332
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,650
- MY LANDLORD IS COMING
IN, LIKE, 20 MINUTES.
- SERIOUSLY, CALM DOWN.
333
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,652
GOD.
334
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,454
OKAY, JAKE,
335
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,157
NO OFFENSE OR ANYTHING,
BUT THE ONLY MODELING
YOU'VE EVER DONE
336
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,792
IS ON THIS WALL
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT?
337
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,495
- IT'S A GOOD SHOT, RIGHT?
- YOU CAN'T REALLY SEE
YOUR FACE, CAN YOU?
338
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:39,499
I THINK THAT IT'S PROBABLY
TIME FOR YOU TO MOVE ON,
339
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,035
YOU KNOW, DO OTHER THINGS
WITH YOUR LIFE,
340
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,371
LEAVE THE MODELING THING
IN THE PAST.
341
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,373
WHAT, ARE YOU SAYING
I'M A BAD MODEL?
342
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,475
( laughs )
343
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,377
JAKE, YOU'RE A FREAKIN'
TERRIBLE MODEL.
344
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,611
OUCH, RONNIE.
345
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,681
I'M SORRY, YOU ARE.
SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT.
346
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,416
YOU'RE A BAD--
YOU'RE NOT A GOOD MODEL.
347
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,186
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE SO HARSH, MAN,
I MEAN, YOU KNOW?
348
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:02,389
OKAY, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE HARSH.
349
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,058
IT'S JUST I'M HAVING
A HARD TIME
350
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,060
PAYING MY STUDENT LOAN
FROM MY USELESS M.B.A.
351
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,728
AND SUPPORTING YOU
AT THE SAME TIME.
352
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,430
AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GO OUT IN THE WORLD,
353
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,765
GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER,
GET A JOB
354
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,068
AND DO SOMETHING
WITH YOUR LIFE.
355
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,170
MOUSE, YOU THINK
I'M A GOOD MODEL, RIGHT?
356
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,172
OH, YEAH YEAH.
357
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,342
THE DIP
IN BETWEEN YOUR BUTT CHEEKS
AND THE BACK OF YOUR THIGH,
358
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,811
ESPECIALLY THE RIGHT SIDE--
HELLO.
359
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,846
ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.
THE POINT IS
360
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,782
THIS IS A PRETTY SERIOUS
SITUATION, OKAY? WE'VE GOT
TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
361
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,851
YES, JAKE, YES.
362
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,255
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
REASSESS YOUR SKILL SET
363
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,524
AND GET A JOB
YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT.
364
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,726
THAT'S ACTUALLY
NOT A BAD IDEA.
365
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,195
ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE
SOME SKILLS THAT I HAVE,
366
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,830
- THINGS I'M GOOD AT?
- PICKING UP WOMEN.
367
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,865
DOING WOMEN,
368
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,835
NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW
FROM RECENT EXPERIENCE.
369
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,104
OKAY, WHAT ELSE?
370
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,106
I THINK THAT'S IT.
I THINK THAT MIGHT BE IT.
371
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,474
- JAKE.
- WHAT?
372
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,109
THAT COUGAR
FROM LAST NIGHT.
373
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,777
OH, MAN, I DIDN'T SLEEP
WITH HER, DID I?
374
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,746
NO NO, THE BOY TOY
THAT SHE WAS WITH.
375
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,748
I DEFINITELY DIDN'T
SLEEP WITH THAT GUY.
I'D REMEMBER THAT.
376
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,816
NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING,
ALTHOUGH THAT'D BE HOT.
377
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,219
NO, DO YOU REMEMBER HIM?
378
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,721
- YEAH, VAGUELY.
- WELL, I THINK
379
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,291
HE MAKES A PRETTY GOOD LIVING
TAKING OUT LONELY BABES.
380
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,760
I BET HE DOES.
381
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,196
AND YOU COULD PROBABLY
DO THE SAME.
382
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,232
OH, NO, THAT'S
A TERRIBLE IDEA.
383
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,869
I COULD BANG FOR BUCKS.
384
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,774
- EVERYONE'S GOT TO
MAKE A LIVING.
- THAT'S GROSS.
385
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,209
OH, NO, I THINK
I COULD DO THAT.
386
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,778
- I COULD BE YOUR MANAGER.
- OH MY GOD.
387
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,913
WAIT A SEC. YOU MEAN PIMP.
YOU WANT TO BE MY PIMP.
388
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,417
MANAGER. MANAGER SOUNDS
BETTER ON A BUSINESS CARD.
389
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,852
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
WITH MY P.R. SKILLS
390
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,155
AND MY OLD JOB ALONE--
I KNOW SO MANY COUGS
391
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,457
THAT WOULD LOVE TO TAKE OUT
LITTLE JAKEY HERE,
392
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,494
OR SHOULD I SAY BIG JAKEY?
393
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,729
OH. OKAY.
394
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,731
ALL RIGHT,
JUST SAY I DO THIS--
395
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:55,268
I WOULDN'T WANT TO SLEEP
WITH ALL THE WOMEN, BECAUSE
I'D FEEL SOMEWHAT DIRTY.
396
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,270
OH, COME ON,
YOU'VE BEEN DIRTIER.
397
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,306
- WOULD I HAVE TO SLEEP
WITH ALL THE WOMEN?
- NOT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
398
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,908
OH, DUDE, I CAN GO
BY GERARD-- MY STAGE NAME.
399
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,411
- GERARD.
- YEAH, I LIKE IT-- GERARD.
400
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:07,680
OKAY. WE COULD MAKE SOME
REAL MONEY OFF THIS,
COULDN'T WE?
401
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,949
OH, TOTALLY.
I MEAN, DEFINITELY.
402
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,253
IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS
WE'LL BE ROLLING IN IT.
403
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,255
OF COURSE
IN THE BEGINNING
404
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,956
THERE'LL BE SOME
START-UP COSTS.
405
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,858
HOW MUCH MONEY
DID YOU MAKE LAST NIGHT?
406
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,860
HUH-UH.
HUH-UH.
407
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:24,931
- RONNIE MONEY, WE NEED YOU.
- NO NO.
408
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:28,235
- WE NEED IT.
OH, COME ON, PLEASE.
- NO NO.
409
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,538
IN NO TIME HE'S GONNA HAVE
THE PAYBACK AND THE RENT--
IN A WEEK, I PROMISE.
410
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,973
AND I PROMISE,
IF YOU FRONT ME THIS CASH
411
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,377
PLUS TWO WEEKS' RENT,
I'LL TOTALLY PAY YOU BACK.
412
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:41,314
NOTHING TO LOSE
AND EVERYTHING TO GAIN.
413
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,716
COME ON. YOU MIGHT EVEN
GET A GIRLFRIEND.
414
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,885
- FINE FINE.
- ( squeals )
415
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,887
RONNIE MONEY HONEY,
416
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,889
HONEY, WE'RE GONNA
MAKE SOME MONEY.
417
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,559
I'M THE PIMP.
I'M THE PIMP.
WHO'S THE PIMP NOW?
418
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,961
LOOK, FIRST THINGS FIRST.
419
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:57,964
IF YOU'RE GONNA GO
FOR A COUGAR, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO STEP IT UP A NOTCH,
420
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,966
- GET YOU SOME STYLE.
- ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.
421
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,769
OH WAIT, I THINK THIS IS IT.
YEP, IT IS.
422
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,805
OKAY, HE'S DOING ME
A HUGE FAVOR, SO COME ON.
423
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,974
- HI.
- HI.
424
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,377
- DOMINIC HAS BEEN
WAITING FOR YOU.
- HEY, I'M JAKE.
425
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,379
- UM, YOU CAN STEP UP.
- OF COURSE, YEAH.
426
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,381
- DOMINIC.
- HI.
427
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,350
- THIS IS JAKE.
- YEAH, YOU'RE ALREADY
JUMPING UP THERE, ARE YOU?
428
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,352
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU DOING?
429
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,255
- GOOD, THANK YOU. GREAT.
- WELL WELL WELL.
430
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,957
OOH, SOMEONE MADE
THE RIGHT CAREER CHOICE.
431
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,926
( Mouse and Dominic laugh )
432
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,529
I DIDN'T HAVE
MY BREAKFAST TODAY,
SO YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT.
433
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,299
I MEAN, BOING!
HELLO.
434
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:35,368
- LET ME JUST CHECK
THIS INSEAM RIGHT HERE.
- DUDE.
435
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,505
WOULDN'T WANT YOU BURSTING
OUT OF THOSE BRITCHES NOW,
WOULD WE?
436
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:41,040
- WOW.
- THANKS SO MUCH
FOR DOING THIS.
437
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,876
- YOU'RE SUCH A SWEETHEART.
- Both: MWAH!
438
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,813
UH, MOUSY, WHAT IS
JORGE DOING HERE?
439
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,781
- HE'S MY INTERN.
- HE'S YOUR INTERN?
440
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,351
DOES RONNIE KNOW?
BECAUSE I'M SURE HE'D
BE VERY INTERESTED
441
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,353
TO FIND OUT YOU'RE
POACHING HIS EMPLOYEES.
442
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:56,055
UM, SWEETIE, YOU'VE GOT
A BIG OLD PACKAGE,
443
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,057
BUT YOU NEED A BODY.
444
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,461
LISTEN, I CAN TAILOR YOU ALL UP
AND MAKE YOU LOOK
ALL HOT AND SHIT.
445
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:05,432
HOWEVER, YOU NEED
SOME GYM ACTION.
446
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,935
LOOK AT THESE FLABBY ARMS HERE,
LITTLE CHICKEN ARMS.
447
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,571
- ( squawks )
- HE'S RIGHT, JAKE.
448
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,574
OKAY, SO DO YOU HAVE
ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR ME?
I LIVE OFF LAUREL CANYON.
449
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,576
DO I HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS?
450
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,078
I AM AN OVERLY OPINIONATED
HOMOSEXUAL
451
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,080
LIVING IN WEST HOLLYWOOD.
452
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,450
I AM THE PROUD FATHER
453
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:26,653
OF A PUREBRED COCKAPOO--
LITTLE LILY ALLEN.
454
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:29,656
- YOU WOULD DIE FOR HER.
- AWW.
455
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:30,923
DO I KNOW A GYM?
456
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:34,594
HONEY, A BUTCH GYM,
LIKE YOU.
457
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,964
AND COME ON BACK HERE
AND I'LL HAVE YOU WORK
ON SOME GLUTES.
458
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,766
SO WE'RE ALL
THROUGH HERE, RIGHT?
459
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,768
GOOD STUFF. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
460
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,436
- Dominic: KEEP IT COMING.
- I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE.
461
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,438
OH GOD.
462
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,440
OH MY GOD.
463
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,377
THIS IS YOUR GENIUS PLAN,
P.R. GURU--
464
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,111
PLACE AN AD
IN A NEWSPAPER?
465
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,547
WHO EVEN READS
A NEWSPAPER ANYMORE?
466
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:57,550
I KNOW WOMEN WHO READ
ARE A LITTLE BIT OUT OF YOUR
COMFORT ZONE,
467
00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:00,387
BUT I'M TELLING YOU
THIS IS OUR PERFECT
TARGET DEMO.
468
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,389
- PLEASE, I KNOW HOW TO READ.
- YEAH.
469
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:04,891
- WELL, IF YOU SAY SO.
- YEAH, I SAY SO.
470
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,893
- HEY LOOK,
JUST GO PLACE THIS AD.
- ALL RIGHT.
471
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,662
BECAUSE I HAVE TO MAKE
SOME PHONE CALLS TO GET YOU
SOME BUSINESS.
472
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,665
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
473
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:15,935
- HELLO THERE.
- GOOD MORNING.
I'M JEANIE.
474
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,870
- HELLO, JEANIE.
- WELCOME TO
"THE HOLLYWOOD BEAT,"
475
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,139
THE LARGEST AND LONGEST-RUNNING
INDUSTRY NEWSPAPER IN
ALL OF LOS ANGELES,
476
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:24,043
ESTABLISHED 1921, WINNER
OF THE 2009 REEL TIME AWARD
FOR ENTERTAINMENT JOURNALISM.
477
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:25,512
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
478
00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:27,547
THEY REALLY MAKE YOU
SAY A LOT, DON'T THEY?
479
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,516
YEAH, THEY DO.
480
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,551
MY NAME IS JAKE DYLAN.
481
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,454
AND I'M LOOKING
TO PUT AN AD IN THE NEXT
WEEK'S NEWSPAPER.
482
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,589
OH GREAT. I WILL CALL
OUR ADVERTISING MANAGER.
483
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:37,824
PERFECT.
THANK YOU.
484
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,826
ROBERT, I HAVE
A MR. DYLAN HERE
485
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,861
THAT WOULD LIKE
TO PLACE AN AD.
486
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,401
GREAT.
HE'LL BE RIGHT OUT.
487
00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:51,103
- PERFECT.
- CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
488
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,540
I WOULD LOVE
TO DO YOU A FAVOR.
489
00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:55,542
BE PATIENT WITH HIM.
490
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:58,511
HE'S VERY SENSITIVE
ABOUT HIS IMPAIRMENT.
491
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,413
HIS IMPAIRMENT?
492
00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:03,416
YOU'LL SEE.
JUST BE PATIENT.
493
00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:06,786
THANK YOU.
THANKS A LOT.
494
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:10,523
- ACTUALLY, YOU MIND
IF I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
- SURE.
495
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,460
YOU SEEM TO BE
IN OUTSTANDING SHAPE.
496
00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:15,528
I WAS WONDERING
IF THERE WAS, LIKE, A GYM
497
00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,464
OR SOMETHING LIKE A GYM
AROUND HERE
498
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,832
WHERE I COULD MAYBE,
YOU KNOW, BULK UP
A LITTLE BIT.
499
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:22,435
YEAH, ACTUALLY I GO
TO A GREAT YOGA STUDIO
DOWN THE STREET
500
00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:25,905
- CALLED BACK DOOR YOGA.
- BACK DOOR YOGA?
501
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,674
THEY HAVE GREAT
BERRY PROTEIN SHAKES
502
00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,176
AND MY FRIEND NORAH
IS THE INSTRUCTOR.
SHE'S REALLY GOOD.
503
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:32,044
HER MOM'S BEST FRIENDS
WITH MY MOM.
504
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,481
YEAH, BUT IT'S GREAT
FOR YOUR CORE.
505
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:38,117
CLEARLY-- CLEARLY GREAT
FOR YOUR CORE.
506
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,219
IT'S NOT LIKE A GREASY,
SWEATY, SMELLY--
507
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,989
OH, NO NO, JUST GOOD OLD
AMERICAN YOGA.
508
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:46,459
BUT THE CLASSES
ARE MOSTLY GIRLS.
509
00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:48,628
- WELL, THAT'S OKAY.
- EXCEPT FOR ROBERT-- MY BOSS.
510
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,630
I TOOK ROBERT ONCE
AND NOW HE GOES ALL THE TIME.
511
00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:52,632
YOU LOVE IT,
DON'T YOU, ROBERT?
512
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:53,733
HELLO.
513
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,535
ROBERT, THIS IS JAKE.
514
00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:57,537
( stuttering )
MM--
515
00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:01,574
MR. DYLAN.
516
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,242
- YO.
- JAKE.
517
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,177
HERE'S ALL THE INFORMATION
THAT YOU WILL NEED.
518
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:08,114
AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU
AT YOGA.
519
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,483
I HOPE TO SEE YOU
AT YOGA TOO.
THANK YOU.
520
00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:12,485
OH, DON'T WANT
TO FORGET THIS.
521
00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:15,454
CAN'T FORGET MY AD, CAN I?
THANK YOU.
522
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,932
Jake:
OKAY, IT'S JUST--
523
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,801
- ( stuttering )
- OH, SORRY.
524
00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:32,505
DO YOU MIND?
525
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:39,178
S-S-S-S-S-SO
526
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:44,116
YOU WANT TO PLACE AN AD?
527
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,552
YES, I WOULD INDEED.
528
00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:47,119
RIGHT HERE.
529
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,220
"BOY TOY FOR HIRE.
530
00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:50,256
ARE YOU BORED WITH
LONELY NIGHTS ALONE?
531
00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:52,258
ARE YOU TIRED OF
BEING A THIRD WHEEL?
532
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:54,260
DO YOU JUST WANT
TO HAVE SOME FUN?
533
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,262
WELL, IF SO,
CALL THE BOY TOY!
534
00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:59,666
555-0188. SATISFACTION
AND DISCRETION GUARANTEED."
535
00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:02,535
BLAH BLAH BLAH.
THERE YOU GO.
536
00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:05,605
THERE'S A PICTURE
THAT GOES WITH IT TOO.
537
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,243
NICE, EH?
538
00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:18,217
OKEY-DOKEY.
539
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:22,254
I GOTTA CALL IT
540
00:25:22,288 --> 00:25:25,224
TO MY DESIGNER.
541
00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:30,096
S-S-STAN,
542
00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:32,198
IT'S M-ME.
543
00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:34,233
I HAVE AN AD.
544
00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:38,270
"BOY TOY
545
00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:42,241
FOR HIRE.
546
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:45,678
BORED WITH
547
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,747
LONELY N-N-N--"
548
00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:49,749
WHAT?
549
00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:53,586
YEAH, I CAN START OVER.
550
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,788
HEY, LOOK, IF IT'S EASIER,
I CAN READ IT TO THE GUY.
551
00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:02,028
BLOW IT OUT YOUR BUTTHOLE.
552
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,896
FAIR ENOUGH.
553
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,933
LET ME DO MY JOB.
554
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:08,935
- OKAY.
- "BORED--
555
00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,937
BORED WITH
556
00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:16,375
L-L-L-LONELY NIGHTS
ALONE?
557
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:18,945
TIRED OF
558
00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:23,950
- BEING A THIRD WHEEL?
- WHEEL.
559
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:28,921
JUST WANT TO HAVE
560
00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:30,923
SOME F-F-F--
561
00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:32,925
JUST--
562
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:35,728
HI. YEAH.
563
00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:37,730
NO, IT SAYS,
"BOY TOY FOR HIRE.
564
00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:41,067
ARE YOU BORED WITH
LONELY NIGHTS ALONE?
JUST WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN?
565
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:44,070
CALL THE BOY TOY!
555-0188.
566
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,405
SATISFACTION AND
DISCRETION GUARANTEED."
567
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:49,075
ALL RIGHT.
B-B-BYE.
568
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,643
( chuckles )
ALL RIGHT.
569
00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:55,682
HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?
570
00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:57,650
$2100.
571
00:26:57,684 --> 00:27:00,820
WHOA, $2100?
FOR WHAT, MAN?
572
00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:05,291
WHAT DO YOU--
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
573
00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:08,394
THIS-- THIS ISN'T
574
00:27:08,427 --> 00:27:10,396
"THE SAVER."
575
00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:15,434
THIS IS
"THE HOLLYWOOD BEAT"--
576
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,704
OF COURSE NOT.
577
00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:19,839
- --THE NUMBER--
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
578
00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:22,842
200 RIGHT NOW.
THE REST I'LL GET TO YOUR
RECEPTIONIST OUT FRONT, OKAY?
579
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:26,445
- GREAT. THANK YOU.
- --ONE NEWSP--
580
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,281
- LOOK AT THAT.
- --THE NUMBER ONE
581
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:32,418
NEWS-- NEWSPAPER--
582
00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:34,420
- ALL RIGHT.
- --THE LONGEST--
583
00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:38,324
- --RUNNING NEWSPAPER.
- --RUNNING NEWSP--
584
00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:43,730
- ( game playing on TV )
- SHOOT SHOOT.
585
00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:46,799
- OH, YOU SON OF A BITCH.
- ( cell phone ringing )
586
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,367
- YOU BASTARD.
- THAT WAS CLOSE, MAN.
587
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,902
- Jake: IS YOUR PHONE RINGING?
- YEAH.
588
00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:51,904
- LET ME GRAB THAT FOR A SEC.
- NO, JAKE.
589
00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:53,139
- ONE SECOND.
- JAKE, JAKE.
590
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:55,141
LISTEN, RONNIE,
I THINK I USED
591
00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,143
YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER
IN THE AD.
592
00:27:57,176 --> 00:28:00,012
- YOU THINK YOU DID?
- HELLO, THIS IS BOY TOY.
593
00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:03,415
- OH HEY, MOUSE.
- SHOOT!
594
00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:06,485
YEAH, SOME CHICK
GAVE ME THE ADDRESS
TO THIS YOGA PLACE.
595
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,320
NO, I'M GONNA
HEAD THERE NOW.
596
00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:10,322
OKAY, BYE.
THERE YOU GO.
597
00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,324
SHE DIDN'T WANT
TO TALK TO ME?
598
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:16,863
ARE YOU BUSY RIGHT NOW?
599
00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:18,898
I'M WATCHING THE GAME.
600
00:28:18,931 --> 00:28:21,067
I'M GONNA NEED A RIDE
TO YOGA IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.
601
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,936
ALSO I'LL NEED TO BORROW
A PAIR OF SHORTS,
MAYBE A TOP.
602
00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:26,405
- ( buzzer sounds )
- GOAL! YES!
603
00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:29,041
OH, WHAT A GOAL!
604
00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:31,844
THIS IS THE SPOT RIGHT HERE.
605
00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:34,146
OKAY. GOOD?
606
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:35,314
YEAH.
607
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:37,316
- A HUG?
- NO.
608
00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:39,318
OKAY, GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, BE SAFE.
609
00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:40,486
CALL YOU LATER.
610
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,721
OKAY.
611
00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:47,093
MAKE ME PROUD.
612
00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:49,095
DO IT FOR ME.
613
00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:51,163
- LOVE YOU, BUDDY.
- LOVE YOU.
614
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,202
- HELLO.
- HELLO.
615
00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:01,841
WHAT'S UP?
616
00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:22,561
WHOA.
617
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,297
* I WANT A HUNK, A HUNK
618
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:29,401
* I WANT A HUNK,
A HUNK *
619
00:29:31,337 --> 00:29:34,006
* I WANT A HUNK, A HUNK
620
00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:37,944
* I WANT A HUNK,
A HUNK... *
621
00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:50,122
I LOVE YOGA.
622
00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:55,494
HI. NORAH.
623
00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,496
NICE. I'M JAKE.
624
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,498
LISTEN, THIS IS
MY FIRST TIME TO YOGA,
625
00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:01,934
SO I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW
WHAT TO WEAR, YOU KNOW,
626
00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:03,569
IF YOU COULD TELL
BY WHAT I'M WEARING.
627
00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:05,071
I CAN SEE THAT.
628
00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:08,507
LISTEN, I WAS WONDERING
MAYBE YOU AND I COULD
PARTNER UP OR SOMETHING
629
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,509
AND YOU COULD SHOW ME
A FEW MOVES.
630
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,912
THANK YOU.
ACTUALLY I'M GONNA SHOW YOU
PLENTY OF MOVES.
631
00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:15,614
- I'M THE INSTRUCTOR.
- OH, YOU'RE THE INSTRUCTOR.
632
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:18,851
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
I'VE GOT A REALLY
NATURALLY ATHLETIC BODY,
633
00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:20,386
SO DON'T HOLD BACK.
PUSH ME.
634
00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:21,620
OKAY, I'LL KEEP THAT
IN MIND.
635
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,123
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING THERE?
DON'T TELL ME. LET ME GUESS.
636
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:27,526
IT'S A PROTEIN STRAWBERRY
BLUEBERRY MOCHA-SHAKE?
637
00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:30,196
- WATER.
- GOD, WATER.
638
00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:31,864
- I WAS CLOSE, WASN'T I?
- CLOSE.
639
00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:34,433
LET ME GUESS,
YOU'RE TRYING TO GUESS
WHAT SHE LIKES TO DRINK
640
00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:37,469
SO SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY FALL
FOR ONE OF YOUR LITTLE
HIGH SCHOOL ONE-LINERS.
641
00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:40,039
ACTUALLY YEAH.
642
00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:42,341
OH, WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD,
BECAUSE MY FRIEND NORAH HERE
643
00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,643
HAS A VERY STRICT PERSONAL
AND PROFESSIONAL POLICY
644
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,913
WHERE SHE DOES NOT DATE
HER STUDENTS--
645
00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:49,481
- BUT I--
- --EVER.
646
00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:51,483
WHICH IS SUCH A SHAME.
647
00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,385
BUT IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL.
648
00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:56,622
I JUST DON'T DATE MY STUDENTS.
WHY DON'T YOU GO FIND A SPOT?
649
00:30:56,655 --> 00:30:58,958
I THINK YOU GUYS GOT
THE WRONG IMPRESSION
ABOUT ME, OKAY?
650
00:30:58,991 --> 00:31:00,960
I'M HERE FOR MY JOB
AND TO WORK OUT, MAYBE--
651
00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:03,395
JAKE, I'M SO GLAD
THAT YOU CAME.
652
00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:05,998
- ISN'T THIS THE CUTEST
YOGA STUDIO EVER?
- YEAH.
653
00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:08,968
AND YOU MET MY FRIEND NORAH.
NORAH'S THE BEST.
654
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:10,903
- I DID. SHE'S GREAT.
- THANKS, JEANIE.
655
00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:12,571
- HI KYLIE.
- BYE JEANIE.
656
00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:14,206
THERE'S ROOM NEXT TO ME
IN THE BACK.
657
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,507
- I-- NO--
- YEAH, COME ON.
658
00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,076
THANKS FOR BRINGING
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
659
00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:22,214
REMEMBER, A NATURALLY
ATHLETIC BODY. PUSH ME.
660
00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:24,216
- WHAT A LOSER.
- GO TO YOUR MAT.
661
00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:26,118
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WELCOME.
662
00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:28,020
LET'S JUST STAND HERE
FOR A SECOND
663
00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:30,422
BREATHING IN,
LETTING GO OF OUR WHOLE DAY,
664
00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:33,960
PUTTING IT OUT THE DOOR,
FOCUSING ON THE PRESENT MOMENT,
665
00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:36,695
INHALING,
666
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:40,132
EXHALING THROUGH OUR NOSE.
GREAT. WONDERFUL.
667
00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:41,700
THESE LOOK BEAUTIFUL,
YOU GUYS--
668
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,669
BEAUTIFUL.
669
00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:46,405
OKAY, LET'S INHALE.
670
00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:49,976
ON THE EXHALE,
LET'S BEND THAT FRONT LEG
A LITTLE BIT DEEPER.
671
00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:51,944
WONDERFUL.
LET'S STAY THERE,
672
00:31:51,978 --> 00:31:56,082
INHALING, EXHALING,
RELAXING OUR SHOULDERS.
673
00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:59,151
THAT FRONT KNEE IS BENT.
GREAT. WONDERFUL.
674
00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:02,221
THESE LOOK BEAUTIFUL,
YOU GUYS-- BEAUTIFUL.
675
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,490
OKAY, LET'S INHALE.
676
00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:07,393
ON THE EXHALE,
LET'S BEND THAT FRONT LEG.
677
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,228
GREAT. GOOD JOB, JAKE.
UH-HUH.
678
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:13,032
OKAY, LET'S KEEP
OUR FRONT LEG BENT,
BACK LEG STRAIGHT.
679
00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:17,136
- HIPS ARE GONNA BE FACING
THE FRONT OF THE ROOM.
- ( Robert farts )
680
00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:19,972
GREAT JOB, YOU GUYS.
681
00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:21,507
EVERYONE DID FANTASTIC.
682
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:23,475
YEAH.
683
00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:25,011
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
684
00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:27,179
OH, WASN'T THAT
SO RELAXING?
685
00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:29,648
RELAXING IS NOT REALLY
A WORD I'D USE
686
00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:31,650
- TO DESCRIBE WHAT WE JUST DID.
- OH, SORRY.
687
00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:36,088
I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING
TO THE PARK AND TAKING A RUN.
YOU WANT TO COME?
688
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,490
- THAT'S ACTUALLY A GREAT IDEA.
- YEAH?
689
00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:41,227
YEAH, BUT I'M GONNA STAY
HERE FOR A WHILE. BUT I'LL
MEET YOU UP LATER ON.
690
00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:43,595
YEAH? PINKIE PROMISE?
691
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:45,431
- OKAY, GREAT.
- OKAY.
692
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:46,999
- I'LL SEE YOU LATER ON.
- SURE.
693
00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:52,104
( sighs )
694
00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:55,374
GOOD JOB, ROBERT.
YOU'RE A NATURAL.
695
00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:56,708
REALLY?
696
00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:58,777
- SEE YOU NEXT CLASS?
- YEAH, FOR SURE, YEAH.
697
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:02,048
- OKAY. BYE, GUYS.
- ( cell phone ringing )
698
00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:09,088
BOY TOY.
699
00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:10,356
( gasps )
700
00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:16,628
( buzzing )
701
00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:30,809
IS THAT MY BEARD TRIMMER?
702
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:33,445
YEAH YEAH, MAN.
703
00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:35,514
I'VE GOT TO FREE THE COBRA
FROM THE JUNGLE, YOU KNOW?
704
00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:38,050
( buzzing continues )
705
00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:40,486
YOU MIND?
706
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,288
COME ON.
707
00:33:47,126 --> 00:33:49,128
THANKS, BUDDY.
708
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,809
QUESTION IS, WHO'S
THE FIRST LUCKY LADY
709
00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:06,678
TO JUMP
ON THE JAKE TRAIN?
710
00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:08,514
BITCH IS HOT.
711
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:12,851
YEAH, SHE'S GOT A HANDFUL.
712
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,122
( quiet music playing )
713
00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:20,092
I LIKE THIS PLACE.
714
00:34:20,126 --> 00:34:21,860
A GREAT PLACE.
715
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:25,531
CHEERS TO US.
716
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:29,468
SO, SANDRA DEAN,
717
00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:32,238
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
718
00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:36,842
WELL, I'M A SOUTHERN GAL,
PUMPKIN.
719
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:39,545
I'VE HAD FIVE
LOVING HUSBANDS.
720
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,180
- FIVE?
- BUT THEY ALL KEELED OVER
721
00:34:41,213 --> 00:34:44,216
BEFORE OUR FIVE-YEAR
ANNIVERSARY.
722
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,685
WELL, I GUESS I JUST
BURN THEM OUT.
723
00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:48,554
OOH OOH.
724
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:51,657
THEY CAN'T HANDLE TOO MUCH
SANDRA DEAN!
725
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,425
( upbeat song playing )
726
00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,694
OH, I LOVE THIS SONG.
727
00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:58,530
( snapping fingers )
728
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,475
HI JAKE.
REMEMBER ME?
729
00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:12,644
BECCA. BECCA.
730
00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:14,680
OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU.
HOW COULD I FORGET YOU,
731
00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:16,682
BECCA?
732
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:23,589
ALL RIGHT.
733
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:27,926
THAT'S MY-- MY AUNT SANDRA,
MY FATHER'S SISTER.
734
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:31,563
SO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU
AFTER THAT NIGHT.
735
00:35:31,597 --> 00:35:34,266
OH, I WAS--
I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW,
736
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,902
IN THE WITNESS
PROTECTION PROGRAM.
737
00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:39,771
- OH.
- GERARD, COME ON.
738
00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:43,209
- GERARD?
- UM, THAT'S MY COVER NAME.
739
00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:45,377
OH, ALL RIGHT.
740
00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:47,279
- YOU SHOULD CALL ME...
- I WILL.
741
00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:49,548
- ...WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS
WITNESS PROTECTION THING.
- YEAH.
742
00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:51,683
I'VE REALLY MISSED YOU.
743
00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:53,685
- SAME NUMBER?
- UH-HUH.
744
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,721
- ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
- BYE.
745
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,627
OH MY SWEET HEAVEN,
THAT'S YOUR DATE?
746
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:04,630
OH MY GOD,
SHE'S SMOKING HOT.
747
00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:08,500
I'LL GO OUT WITH HER
FOR MONEY.
748
00:36:08,534 --> 00:36:11,503
NO NO, THAT'S NOT MY DATE.
MY DATE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
749
00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:13,405
REALLY?
750
00:36:13,439 --> 00:36:15,307
WHO'S THIS?
751
00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:17,509
THIS GENTLEMAN IS A FRIEND
OF MINE NAMED RONNIE.
752
00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:19,211
- HI HI.
- YEAH, SAY HI.
753
00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:21,313
NICE TO MEET YOU.
YOU'RE GERARD'S--?
754
00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:24,316
- I LIKE.
- OH, SHE'S--
755
00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:26,318
HOW MUCH MORE
FOR A THREESOME?
756
00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:29,321
- FOR A THREESOME?
- WE-- I DON'T THINK--
757
00:36:29,355 --> 00:36:32,391
WOW, I DON'T KNOW.
HOW MUCH IS A THREESOME?
758
00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:34,993
( giggling )
759
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:39,931
* SO BE MY BABY GIGOLO
760
00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:42,768
* AND GO WHEREVER
I WILL GO... *
761
00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:44,770
HA HA! MM!
762
00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:47,439
TAKE THIS OFF.
763
00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:52,311
* IT WON'T TAKE
764
00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,780
* ANY TIME AT ALL...
765
00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:57,716
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
WHOA, ONE SEC, ONE SEC.
766
00:36:57,749 --> 00:37:01,353
SORRY, SANDRA, I DON'T--
I DON'T DO IT.
767
00:37:01,387 --> 00:37:03,722
YOU DON'T DO WHAT?
768
00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:06,592
I DON'T DO IT.
I DON'T GO ALL THE WAY.
769
00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,594
I'M SORRY.
IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL.
770
00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:10,996
IT'S MORE OF A PROFESSIONAL
THING I HAVE, YOU KNOW?
771
00:37:11,029 --> 00:37:14,300
WELL, HOW ABOUT A DRY HUMP?
772
00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:15,601
WHAT?
773
00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:17,603
- YOU JUST SIT THERE.
- NO, I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
774
00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:20,339
I'LL DO ALL THE WORK.
775
00:37:20,372 --> 00:37:22,741
( Sandra moaning )
776
00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:24,810
( laughing )
777
00:37:28,814 --> 00:37:31,550
* I HAD A FEELING
IT WAS LOVELY *
778
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,320
* AFTER I SAW
YOUR PHOTOGRAPH *
779
00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:37,756
* YOU LOOK SO GOOD
IN BLACK AND WHITE... *
780
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,758
( screams )
781
00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:41,760
* YOU KNOW THAT FEELING
782
00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:44,430
* WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING
YOU REALLY GOTTA HAVE *
783
00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:47,399
* EVEN IF ONLY
FOR A NIGHT? *
784
00:37:51,803 --> 00:37:56,375
* SO BE MY BABY GIGOLO...
785
00:37:56,408 --> 00:37:59,478
HEY, NORAH, I'VE GOT
A BIT OF A PROBLEM.
786
00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:02,080
YOU SEE, THERE'S THIS
REALLY GREAT BAND PLAYING
THIS FRIDAY
787
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,816
- AT A FRIEND OF MINE'S BAR.
- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
788
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:08,086
I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT
A WAY TO GET YOU TO COME
WITH ME YET.
789
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:12,424
LOOK, JAKE, I DON'T
REALLY DATE MY STUDENTS.
790
00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:15,093
OKAY OKAY, THAT'S FINE.
791
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,596
WELL, WE CAN GO AND CALL IT
A STUDENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE,
792
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:20,499
YOU KNOW?
IT'LL BE FUN.
793
00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:22,501
I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO SAY THIS POLITELY,
794
00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:24,770
BUT I REALLY DON'T DATE
GUYS IN YOUR LINE OF WORK.
795
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,838
MY LINE OF WORK?
796
00:38:26,872 --> 00:38:30,075
YEAH, LET ME GUESS, YOU ARE
A HOLLYWOOD SOMETHING.
797
00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:32,544
HOLLYWOOD SOME--?
NO, I'M MORE OF
798
00:38:32,578 --> 00:38:35,747
AN ENTERTAINMENT
ENTREPRENEUR, YOU KNOW?
799
00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:38,384
COME ON, WE'LL GO OUT
JUST FOR A FEW DRINKS.
800
00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:39,485
IT'LL BE GREAT.
801
00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:41,487
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
802
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,489
COME ON.
803
00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:47,426
OKAY, FINE FINE FINE,
AS A STUDENT-TEACHER, OKAY?
804
00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:48,827
- A STUDENT-TEACHER?
- YES.
805
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,829
SO HER NAME IS MARY
806
00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:52,831
AND YOU'RE PICKING HER UP
AT HER PLACE.
807
00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:55,434
AND SHE'S GOT THE DATE
ALL PLANNED.
808
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:58,136
OKAY, PLEASE TELL ME
SHE'S AN UPGRADE FROM
MY LAST CLIENT.
809
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,739
OH, FOR SURE.
SHE'S SO MUCH MORE MATURE.
810
00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:04,142
MATURE? REALLY?
I CAN DEAL WITH THAT.
811
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,677
READ 'EM AND WEEP, SUCKERS.
812
00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:08,380
OH, DID WE WIN?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS GAME.
813
00:39:08,414 --> 00:39:10,382
DAMN RIGHT.
I'VE BEEN TAKING MONEY
814
00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:12,884
FROM DIERDRA SINCE
THE EISENHOWER ADMINISTRATION.
815
00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:15,153
- SHE CHEATED.
- I HEARD YOU.
816
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,989
- GOOD.
- YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?
817
00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:20,526
OKAY, WHOA WHOA WHOA.
IT'S NOT WORTH IT,
818
00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:22,661
OKAY, MARY? SHE'S NOT
EVEN IN YOUR CLASS.
819
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,963
DID YOU CALL MY DIERDRA
AN ASS?
820
00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:26,998
WHAT?
821
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:29,401
NO NO NO, FRED.
NO, FRED.
822
00:39:29,435 --> 00:39:31,169
RELAX, BUDDY.
I DIDN'T CALL HER
AN ASS, ALL RIGHT?
823
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:34,440
YOU DON'T WANT TO BUST
YOUR HIP OR BUST A LUNG.
FRED, FRED.
824
00:39:34,473 --> 00:39:36,442
TONGUE? YOU CAN
SLIP HER SOME TONGUE?
825
00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:38,176
LISTEN, BOY,
YOU STAY OFF MY WOMAN.
826
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,879
WHAT? LOOK, I WASN'T
TALKING TO YOUR WIFE, FRED.
827
00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:42,781
- FREDDY, I THINK I WET MYSELF.
- I WAS TALKING TO MARY.
828
00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:45,016
OH GOD.
JESUS, FRED.
829
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,419
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW,
PERVERT?
830
00:39:47,453 --> 00:39:49,488
- DAMN IT. JEEZ.
- KICK HIS WRINKLED ASS, GERALD.
831
00:39:49,521 --> 00:39:52,758
- WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
- BRING IT ON, SONNY.
832
00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:54,793
- I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT YOU.
I'M NOT GONNA HIT YOU.
- COME ON.
833
00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:56,962
- I THINK I WET MYSELF, FREDDY.
- YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
834
00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:59,831
- BECAUSE FRED CAN'T GET
HIS DING-A-LING UP ANYMORE.
- I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT YOU.
835
00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:02,434
- Jake: THANK YOU
FOR EVERYTHING.
- ARGH!
836
00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:04,436
NOW YOU THREW YOUR BACK OUT.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
837
00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:06,438
- ( Fred moaning )
- SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS.
838
00:40:06,472 --> 00:40:08,440
LET'S GET YOUR STUFF HERE.
839
00:40:08,474 --> 00:40:10,709
OKAY, LET'S GO.
CALM DOWN.
840
00:40:12,611 --> 00:40:15,013
Jake:
THESE WOMEN REFLECT POORLY
841
00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:16,748
ON ME AS
A PROFESSIONAL, MOUSE.
842
00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:18,216
WE NEED TO STEP UP
OUR GAME.
843
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:20,218
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'RE COMPLAINING.
844
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,554
YOU JUST MADE $2000
THIS WEEK.
845
00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:25,123
THAT'S MORE MONEY THAN
YOU MADE IN THE LAST YEAR.
846
00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:27,125
- YOU MADE $2000 THIS WEEK?
- YEAH.
847
00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:29,761
- DO I GET TO SEE
ANY OF THAT?
- NO, NOT RIGHT NOW.
848
00:40:29,795 --> 00:40:33,064
DO YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE THAT GOT
DRY-HUMPED BY THE WHALEOPOLUS.
849
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:35,534
I WAS THE ONE
WHO HAD TO MAKE OUT
WITH A SENIOR CITIZEN
850
00:40:35,567 --> 00:40:37,469
ON THE SIDEWALK
IN BROAD DAYLIGHT,
NOT YOU TWO.
851
00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:39,471
OKAY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME.
852
00:40:39,505 --> 00:40:42,841
NO ONE SAID THIS JOB WOULD
BE FUN. RONNIE, DID YOU SAY
THIS JOB WOULD BE FUN?
853
00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:44,610
I DID NOT SAY THIS JOB
WOULD BE FUN.
854
00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:46,612
IT'S NOT ABOUT FUN,
YOU IDIOTS.
855
00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:48,980
IT'S ABOUT
PROFESSIONALISM, OKAY?
WE NEED TO UPGRADE
856
00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:51,850
IF WE'RE GONNA
ATTRACT NEW CLIENTS.
DON'T YOU GET THIS?
857
00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:53,819
I'M ALSO GOING TO NEED
A NEW CAR.
858
00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:56,522
HOW CAN YOU HAVE A NEW CAR
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR
TO BEGIN WITH?
859
00:40:56,555 --> 00:40:58,256
- YEAH.
- HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN
ABOUT MY CAR--
860
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,926
MY LIFE'S SAVINGS
FOR MY SMART CAR?
861
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,629
LISTEN TO ME, OKAY?
862
00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:05,631
THERE'S OVER $2000 HERE.
863
00:41:05,664 --> 00:41:08,066
BUT WE NEED TO REINVEST IT
BACK INTO THE COMPANY.
864
00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:10,736
DO YOU GET THAT?
SO, MOUSE, TAKE THIS,
865
00:41:10,769 --> 00:41:13,104
GO GET ME A CAR--
A SWEET CAR, A REALLY
SWEET CAR.
866
00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:14,740
I CAN'T DRIVE THAT
BEATER ANYMORE.
867
00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:16,875
FINE.
868
00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:20,546
ALSO I GET FINAL APPROVAL
ON ALL THE DATES.
869
00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:23,515
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
I ONLY WANT HOT COUGARS
FROM NOW ON.
870
00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:25,651
NO MORE B-TEAM
NONSENSE, OKAY?
871
00:41:25,684 --> 00:41:29,054
THEY HAVE TO BE HOT--
HOT WOMEN, HOT COUGARS,
HOT PEOPLE.
872
00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:30,288
- OKAY.
- DID YOU GET IT?
873
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,558
- I GOT IT.
- GOOD.
874
00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:37,195
ONE MORE THING--
I'M GOING ON A DATE
WITH NORAH THIS EVENING.
875
00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:39,598
I'M TAKING HER
TO THE HORNTOAD.
876
00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:41,600
I PROBABLY WON'T BE
PAYING FOR ANYTHING,
877
00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:44,035
NOR WILL I LEAVE A TIP,
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
878
00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:47,873
WHEN DO YOU EVER
PAY FOR ANYTHING?
879
00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:52,143
THAT'S MY ROOM,
DICKHEAD.
880
00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:54,145
- Norah: THANK YOU.
- Ronnie: YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
881
00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:56,147
- ( bottles jingle )
- OH.
882
00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:57,816
IS THAT YOUR BUDDY?
883
00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,751
YEAH YEAH, THAT'S MY
BEST FRIEND RONNIE.
884
00:41:59,785 --> 00:42:01,987
WE MOVED OUT HERE TOGETHER
WHEN WE GRADUATED COLLEGE.
885
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,789
- YOU WENT TO COLLEGE?
- I DID.
886
00:42:03,822 --> 00:42:06,792
YES, I GRADUATED WITH
A B.A. IN WOMEN'S STUDIES.
887
00:42:06,825 --> 00:42:09,828
- YOU'RE JOKING.
- IF YOU CAN'T GET IN TOUCH
WITH YOUR OWN FEMININE SIDE,
888
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:13,298
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE ABLE TO TOUCH
SOMEBODY ELSE'S FEMININE SIDE?
889
00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:15,300
( laughs )
890
00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:17,703
SO WHAT ABOUT
THIS NEW JOB?
891
00:42:19,805 --> 00:42:22,741
IT'S SORT OF COMPLICATED.
SEE, A FRIEND OF MINE--
892
00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:24,743
MOUSE-- SHE'S IN P.R.
893
00:42:24,776 --> 00:42:27,613
AND SHE SORT OF
HIRED ME ON
894
00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:30,015
AS A--
AS AN EVENT PLANNER--
895
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:33,184
HOSTING PARTIES
FOR RICH FOLK,
THAT KIND OF THING.
896
00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:35,186
- THAT'S COOL.
- YEAH YEAH.
897
00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:38,189
IT'S BASICALLY JUST
HIGH-CLASS PARTIES
FOR RICH PEOPLE.
898
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,191
I'M LIKE AN M.C.
BASICALLY.
899
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:42,828
I JUST SORT OF TAKE CARE
OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE'S NEEDS,
900
00:42:42,861 --> 00:42:45,130
DEPENDING ON THE PARTY.
901
00:42:46,131 --> 00:42:47,298
THAT'S INTERESTING.
902
00:42:47,332 --> 00:42:49,300
SO A PRETTY SOUTHERN GIRL
LIKE YOURSELF
903
00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:52,070
LIVING IN
LOS ANGELES IS SINGLE.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
904
00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:56,207
I DECIDED A WHILE AGO
I WASN'T GONNA DATE MODELS
905
00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:59,377
OR WANNABE PRODUCERS
OR ACTORS.
906
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:02,981
SO THAT PRETTY MUCH RULES OUT
EVERYBODY IN L.A.
907
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,250
YEAH, AND THE ONLY ONES
THAT ARE LEFT ARE THESE MACHO,
908
00:43:05,283 --> 00:43:08,386
LOOK-HOW-EXPENSIVE-MY-WATCH-IS
TYPES, YEAH.
909
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,722
- BALLERS.
- BALLERS.
910
00:43:10,756 --> 00:43:14,359
AND WITH THOSE GUYS--
THEIR EGO IS ALWAYS BIGGER
THAN THEIR MANHOOD.
911
00:43:14,392 --> 00:43:17,328
- OH.
- AND IT'S A LITTLE
DISAPPOINTING.
912
00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:20,866
WOW, FORTUNATELY FOR ME,
I POSSESS NONE OF THOSE TRAITS.
913
00:43:20,899 --> 00:43:23,935
I AM NOT MACHO.
I DON'T EVEN OWN A WATCH.
914
00:43:23,969 --> 00:43:28,406
HOWEVER, I AM
RATHER WELL ENDOWED.
915
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:31,409
REALLY? WOW.
916
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:34,079
- REALLY?
- NO, I'M NOT.
917
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:35,781
- ( applause )
- WE SHOULD HEAD
OVER THERE THOUGH.
918
00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,683
YES, SHOULD WE?
YEAH, OKAY.
919
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:44,756
* I AM STANDING
IN MY BARE FEET *
920
00:43:44,790 --> 00:43:48,059
* WATCHING YOU
921
00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:50,729
* DRIVE AWAY
922
00:43:52,764 --> 00:43:56,067
* LAST NIGHT KEEPS RUNNING
THROUGH MY HEAD... *
923
00:43:56,101 --> 00:43:59,137
WHY ARE MEN SO OBSESSED
WITH THEIR PENIS SIZES?
924
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:03,374
I THINK IT WAS YOU
WHO BROUGHT UP MEN'S
PENIS SIZES ACTUALLY.
925
00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:05,376
I THINK THAT YOU'RE RIGHT.
926
00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:08,379
* IT'S BEEN SO LONG...
927
00:44:08,413 --> 00:44:10,916
THIS IS A REALLY GOOD BAND.
I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM.
928
00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:13,852
WHAT?
YOU'RE GLAD I LIKE YOU?
929
00:44:13,885 --> 00:44:15,854
WHAT?
930
00:44:15,887 --> 00:44:17,756
YES.
931
00:44:17,789 --> 00:44:20,358
- I MEANT THE BAND.
- OH, THE BAND?
932
00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:23,695
- YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU SAID--
- YEAH, I LOVE THE BAND.
933
00:44:23,729 --> 00:44:25,697
DO YOU LIKE ME?
934
00:44:25,731 --> 00:44:27,232
OH MY GOD, YEAH.
THEY'RE GREAT.
935
00:44:27,265 --> 00:44:30,769
* THIS ADDICTION
936
00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:32,738
* IF I SEE YOU AGAIN
937
00:44:32,771 --> 00:44:35,774
* I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'D DO *
938
00:44:35,807 --> 00:44:38,744
* THE FEELING
STILL REMAINS *
939
00:44:38,777 --> 00:44:40,712
* I THINK I'VE GOT
940
00:44:40,746 --> 00:44:43,749
* A HANGOVER FROM YOU
941
00:44:48,987 --> 00:44:54,025
* LAST NIGHT I LOOKED
INTO YOUR EYES *
942
00:44:54,059 --> 00:44:58,496
* AND SAW A FIRE
BURNING BRIGHT... *
943
00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:00,832
HOLY SHIT.
CHECK IT OUT.
944
00:45:00,866 --> 00:45:03,935
THAT'S THE P.R. LADY
FROM THAT CASTING I
BOMBED, REMEMBER?
945
00:45:03,969 --> 00:45:06,504
SHE'S JUST A SEARING-HOT
LITTLE MILF.
946
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,841
OH, I TOTALLY KNOW HER.
THAT'S BARBRA SKYPES.
947
00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:12,377
SHE OWNS ONE OF THE BIGGEST
P.R. FIRMS HERE IN L.A.--
948
00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:16,815
TOTALLY LOADED
AND SUPER SINGLE.
949
00:45:16,848 --> 00:45:18,516
SHE'D BE A GREAT CLIENT.
950
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,952
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE
YOU TWO LOSERS LATER.
951
00:45:20,986 --> 00:45:24,022
- HAVE FUN AT SCHOOL, SWEETIE.
- THANKS, BABY.
952
00:45:26,391 --> 00:45:29,194
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING SITTING
HERE? GO SIGN HER UP.
- OH, RIGHT.
953
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:30,762
- GET PAID.
- I'M ON IT.
954
00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:32,998
MAKE MONEY.
DADDY NEEDS A NEW CAR.
955
00:45:33,999 --> 00:45:36,401
- GREAT.
- MISS SKYPES.
956
00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:40,138
- MAY I HELP YOU?
- HI. I'M MINDY LEE.
957
00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:44,175
HEY. I USED TO WORK
FOR MR. CAHILL
958
00:45:44,209 --> 00:45:46,912
AND I'M ALSO ACQUAINTANCES
WITH YOUR FRIEND CLIVE.
959
00:45:46,945 --> 00:45:48,546
- CLIVE?
- YEAH.
960
00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:50,949
OH, BUT DON'T WORRY.
EVERYTHING I KNOW AND DO
961
00:45:50,982 --> 00:45:52,951
IS ALWAYS IN COMPLETE
CONFIDENCE.
962
00:45:52,984 --> 00:45:55,453
AND HOW CAN I HELP
YOU THEN, MINDY?
963
00:45:55,486 --> 00:45:57,889
OH, PLEASE
CALL ME MOUSE.
964
00:45:57,923 --> 00:46:02,027
MOUSE-- THAT NAME DOES
RING A BELL ACTUALLY.
965
00:46:02,060 --> 00:46:04,429
AND YOU SAID YOU USED TO
WORK FOR MR. CAHILL?
966
00:46:04,462 --> 00:46:07,365
- I DID.
- AH, I KNOW EXACTLY
WHO YOU ARE.
967
00:46:07,398 --> 00:46:10,902
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SLEPT
WITH CAHILL AND GOT HIS
CHAUVINISTIC ASS FIRED.
968
00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:13,204
- THAT'S ME.
- OH, THANK YOU.
969
00:46:13,238 --> 00:46:15,073
I TELL YOU, I ALWAYS
THOUGHT HE WAS A JERK.
970
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:18,877
BUT SINCE YOU GOT HIM FIRED,
MY BUSINESS HAS GONE UP 20%.
971
00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:21,112
YEAH, WELL, HE WASN'T
MUCH OF A GOOD LAY EITHER.
972
00:46:21,146 --> 00:46:23,114
OH GEE, WHY AM I NOT
SURPRISED AT THAT?
973
00:46:23,148 --> 00:46:27,452
SO, MINDY-- MOUSE,
WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP YOU?
974
00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:29,454
I WAS THINKING
975
00:46:29,487 --> 00:46:31,823
THAT SINCE, YOU KNOW,
I HELPED YOU WITH
YOUR BUSINESS,
976
00:46:31,857 --> 00:46:33,424
YOU CAN HELP ME
WITH MINE.
977
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:35,994
I HAVE A REALLY INTERESTING
PROPOSAL FOR YOU.
978
00:46:36,027 --> 00:46:38,897
WELL, I'M ALWAYS OPEN
TO INTERESTING PROPOSALS,
979
00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:41,199
ESPECIALLY FROM ENTERPRISING
YOUNG WOMEN LIKE YOURSELF,
980
00:46:41,232 --> 00:46:43,902
SO GO RIGHT AHEAD.
981
00:46:45,904 --> 00:46:49,174
WELL, DO YOU REMEMBER
THAT UNDERWEAR CAMPAIGN
YOU WORKED ON?
982
00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:51,877
THERE WAS A MODEL
NAMED GERARD.
983
00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:55,346
GERARD?
984
00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:59,584
SO, MOUSETRAP, I'VE GOT
A QUESTION FOR YOU.
985
00:47:01,386 --> 00:47:03,521
HOW DID YOU MANAGE
TO LAND BARBRA?
986
00:47:03,554 --> 00:47:07,558
WHAT CAN I SAY?
I'M A SALESWOMAN.
987
00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:09,627
DON'T SCREW THIS UP, JAKE.
988
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:11,963
I MEAN, BARBRA IS HUGE.
989
00:47:11,997 --> 00:47:14,265
SHE COULD BE A REALLY
BIG CLIENT FOR US.
990
00:47:14,299 --> 00:47:16,434
YOU KNOW, IF SHE LIKES YOU,
SHE MIGHT DROP YOUR NAME
991
00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:17,903
TO ALL HER RICH
OLD FRIENDS.
992
00:47:17,936 --> 00:47:20,939
MOUSE, HAVE I EVER
LET YOU DOWN BEFORE?
993
00:47:22,573 --> 00:47:24,509
NOPE. ( laughs )
994
00:47:26,144 --> 00:47:28,379
JORGE.
995
00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:30,015
FASTER.
996
00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:32,350
LOOK WHAT SHE SENT OVER.
997
00:47:32,383 --> 00:47:35,320
SHE WANTS YOU TO WEAR THIS
TO THE CHAMPAGNE THINGY.
998
00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:37,355
- YEAH YEAH YEAH.
- SHE'S A DEMANDING WOMAN.
999
00:47:37,388 --> 00:47:39,357
OH YEAH, THAT'S SNAZZY
ALL RIGHT.
1000
00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:41,359
THAT IS A SHARP-LOOKING
SUIT, BOY-O.
1001
00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:43,194
WELCOME TO FIRST CLASS.
1002
00:47:43,228 --> 00:47:44,562
NO KIDDING.
1003
00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:46,564
ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA
GO THROW IT ON.
1004
00:47:46,597 --> 00:47:48,566
- DO YOU NEED HELP?
- NO, THAT'S OKAY.
1005
00:47:48,599 --> 00:47:50,168
- NO, I THINK YOU--
- IT'S OKAY.
1006
00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:51,502
COME ON, JAKE.
1007
00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:53,671
- DASHELLE.
- HELLO, BARBRA.
1008
00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:56,541
OH, WELCOME.
SO GLAD YOU CAME.
1009
00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:58,409
- THANKS.
- Jake: HEY.
1010
00:47:58,443 --> 00:48:01,512
THAT'S DASHELLE JONES.
HE'S IN BENJY BRATT'S
NEW FILM.
1011
00:48:01,546 --> 00:48:03,514
- RIGHT.
- SOFIA.
1012
00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,516
OH, THAT COVER LAST MONTH
WAS FABULOUS.
1013
00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:08,353
- THANK YOU, BARB.
- THANKS.
1014
00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:10,355
OH, THAT POOR GIRL.
I TELL YOU,
1015
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,490
SHE JUST LOOKED
TERRIBLE ON THAT COVER--
1016
00:48:12,523 --> 00:48:15,593
ALL THAT COKE SHE'S
SHOVELING UP HER NOSE.
1017
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,563
HELEN, WHAT A SURPRISE.
1018
00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:20,631
BARBRA, YOU SURE KNOW
HOW TO THROW A PARTY, LADY.
1019
00:48:20,665 --> 00:48:23,001
HELLO.
AND YOU ARE?
1020
00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:26,037
THIS IS GERARD, HELEN,
AND HE IS WITH ME TONIGHT.
1021
00:48:26,071 --> 00:48:30,208
OH, WOW,
WHAT A GORGEOUS SUIT.
1022
00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:32,543
PAWS OFF OR WE'LL HAVE TO
GET YOU DECLAWED.
1023
00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:34,545
PLEASURE TO MEET
YOU, HELEN.
1024
00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:36,547
IT'S GOOD
TO MEET YOU.
1025
00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:38,549
AND PLEASE
CALL ME PEACHES,
1026
00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:40,551
LIKE THE SWEET FRUIT.
1027
00:48:40,585 --> 00:48:42,587
AND ON THAT LINE,
1028
00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:44,455
I THINK WE WILL EXIT.
1029
00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:47,425
Woman:
PEACHES, DARLING,
1030
00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:49,494
COME LOOK AT
THE MAGNIFICENT WATERFALL.
1031
00:48:51,496 --> 00:48:53,664
- HAVE A SEAT.
- OKAY.
1032
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:57,635
GERARD, I LIKE YOU.
1033
00:48:57,668 --> 00:48:59,570
SO FAR YOU'VE BEEN
AN EXCELLENT DATE.
1034
00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:01,472
OH GREAT.
1035
00:49:01,506 --> 00:49:04,309
SO WHY DON'T WE GET A FEW
GROUND RULES SET, SHALL WE?
1036
00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:07,078
- SURE.
- YOU'RE TO NEVER FLIRT,
1037
00:49:07,112 --> 00:49:09,680
FONDLE OR FORNICATE
WITH ANY OF MY FAMILY
OR FRIENDS
1038
00:49:09,714 --> 00:49:12,250
UNLESS GIVEN SPECIFIC
CONSENT AHEAD OF TIME.
1039
00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:13,985
NO PROBLEM.
1040
00:49:14,019 --> 00:49:15,987
- YOU'RE A QUICK LEARNER.
- AH.
1041
00:49:16,021 --> 00:49:18,723
IF YOU'RE GOOD TO ME,
I'LL BE GOOD TO YOU.
1042
00:49:18,756 --> 00:49:20,725
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
1043
00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:23,694
WHICH BRINGS US
TO THE SEXUAL SIDE.
1044
00:49:23,728 --> 00:49:25,396
I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF,
1045
00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:27,698
I HAVE A PLETHORA OF TOYS
AT HOME THAT GIVE ME
1046
00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:30,335
A LOT MORE PLEASURE THAN
THE AVERAGE MAN CAN OFFER.
1047
00:49:30,368 --> 00:49:32,337
WELL, I'M NOT
THE AVERAGE MAN,
1048
00:49:32,370 --> 00:49:35,006
BUT I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND
WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM.
1049
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,008
AND I'D ALSO LIKE
TO POINT OUT
1050
00:49:37,042 --> 00:49:39,377
THAT YOU ARE
MY VERY BEST CLIENT.
1051
00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:42,080
WELL, AS LONG AS YOU
TREAT ME WITH RESPECT,
1052
00:49:42,113 --> 00:49:45,316
YOU WILL MAKE A PRETTY PENNY
BEING ON MY ARM.
1053
00:49:45,350 --> 00:49:48,786
AND I MIGHT
RECOMMEND YOUR SERVICES
TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS.
1054
00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:51,589
REALLY?
THAT'S GREAT.
1055
00:49:51,622 --> 00:49:54,092
AND IF I CAN SPEAK FRANKLY,
1056
00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,361
I MUST SAY
THAT YOU ARE BY FAR
1057
00:49:56,394 --> 00:50:00,531
THE MOST STUNNING 35-YEAR-OLD
WOMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN.
1058
00:50:00,565 --> 00:50:02,533
WHAT A CHARMING LIAR.
1059
00:50:02,567 --> 00:50:04,202
SHALL WE?
1060
00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:06,171
WE SHALL.
1061
00:50:06,204 --> 00:50:08,739
* SATURDAY...
1062
00:50:16,547 --> 00:50:20,185
* YOU WERE A CHRISTIAN MAN,
MR. MCCANN *
1063
00:50:20,218 --> 00:50:22,753
* WORKED YOU
SO HARD IN THE WEEK,
YOU COULDN'T STAND IT *
1064
00:50:22,787 --> 00:50:25,490
* WEAK AND REPRIMANDED,
WAS GETTING HANDED *
1065
00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:28,193
* SAID YOU'D
NEVER SMART THAT GIRL,
BUT SHE WAS CANDID *
1066
00:50:28,226 --> 00:50:30,828
* ANYTHING TO MOVE THOSE FEET
FROM WHERE THEY'RE PLANTED *
1067
00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:33,431
* OH, THE ANTICS
GOT SUPPLANTED *
1068
00:50:33,464 --> 00:50:35,800
* LITTLE WHITE DEVIL,
AND SHE SOUNDED ROMANTIC *
1069
00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:38,836
* SWEET SEMANTICS,
SMILE NOW, CRY LATER *
1070
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:41,372
* TAILORED TIGHT
TO THE CROTCH *
1071
00:50:41,406 --> 00:50:44,175
* STRIPED COLORED SHIRT,
MATCHING BELT, MATCHING
WATCH *
1072
00:50:44,209 --> 00:50:46,411
* CATCHY BLOND TINTS
ON THE FADE IN THE TIPS *
1073
00:50:46,444 --> 00:50:49,414
* TO THE TOP OF THE HAIR,
EVEN TRIMMING DOWN BARE *
1074
00:50:49,447 --> 00:50:51,849
* THE DEVIL-MAY-CARE ATTITUDE,
WASN'T YOU *
1075
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:54,652
* BUT TONIGHT THE COSTUME,
IT WAS BUSINESS ONLY *
1076
00:50:54,685 --> 00:50:57,388
* SWOOPING UP A VICTIM,
CHICKENS LEAVING YOU LONELY *
1077
00:50:57,422 --> 00:51:00,091
* SMOKING PACKS OF CIGARETTES
JUST LIKE YOUR HOMIES *
1078
00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:02,727
* THEM CHAIN-SMOKING PHONIES
IN LINE TO RIDE THE PONY *
1079
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,230
* ERRONEOUS TALK,
MOTORMOUTH HERE NEEDS A SOCK *
1080
00:51:05,263 --> 00:51:07,865
* YOU COULD HAVE CONTROLLED
YOUR COCK, SLOBBER PUSS
GOT YOU LOCKED IN *
1081
00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:10,701
* WALKED INTO A SITUATION
NOBODY WAS BLOCKING *
1082
00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:13,671
* IN THE MORNING IT WAS
SHOCKING, WORKING HARD,
PARTY HARDER *
1083
00:51:13,704 --> 00:51:15,673
* BARTERED WITH THE DEVIL
AND BECAME A MARTYR *
1084
00:51:15,706 --> 00:51:18,643
* AND FOUND YOURSELF A PARTNER
IN DRAG, HIS NAME IS EBONY *
1085
00:51:18,676 --> 00:51:21,546
* SOLD YOUR SOUL
TO THE NIGHT, THE MORNING
FEELS EMPTY *
1086
00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,281
* YOU WORK SO HARD
1087
00:51:23,314 --> 00:51:25,883
* WITH LITTLE SLEEP
TO KEEP THAT CARD *
1088
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:28,419
* YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL
ON A SATURDAY NIGHT *
1089
00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:32,323
* YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL ON
A SATURDAY NIGHT *
1090
00:51:32,357 --> 00:51:34,225
* YOU WORK SO HARD
1091
00:51:34,259 --> 00:51:36,461
* WITH LITTLE SLEEP
TO KEEP THAT CARD *
1092
00:51:36,494 --> 00:51:38,863
* YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL
ON A SATURDAY NIGHT *
1093
00:51:38,896 --> 00:51:41,899
* YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL ON
A SATURDAY NIGHT *
1094
00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:44,169
* SATURDAY...
1095
00:51:45,803 --> 00:51:48,173
OH YEAH.
1096
00:51:48,206 --> 00:51:51,242
YOU KNOW,
THAT'S QUITE A PHYSIQUE
YOU HAVE, GERARD.
1097
00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:53,211
THANK YOU, BARBRA.
1098
00:51:53,244 --> 00:51:55,913
I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT
IN SIX MONTHS,
1099
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:59,184
BUT I HAVE STARTED YOGA.
1100
00:51:59,217 --> 00:52:01,186
MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
1101
00:52:01,219 --> 00:52:02,820
ANYTHING.
1102
00:52:02,853 --> 00:52:04,655
ARE YOU HAPPY?
1103
00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:07,358
BARBRA, I COULDN'T
BE HAPPIER.
1104
00:52:07,392 --> 00:52:09,360
AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU
1105
00:52:09,394 --> 00:52:11,762
AND OF COURSE MOUSE
FOR HOOKING US UP.
1106
00:52:11,796 --> 00:52:13,764
YEAH, FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN MY LIFE
1107
00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:16,534
I HAVE EVERYTHING I EVER
WANTED-- MONEY, WOMEN,
1108
00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:19,337
A BED THAT DOESN'T SMELL
LIKE CHEETOS AND PISS.
1109
00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:21,172
IT'S GREAT.
1110
00:52:21,206 --> 00:52:24,342
WELL, THERE IS SOMETHING
TO BE SAID FOR THAT.
1111
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:27,445
SO THE LADIES ARE
TREATING YOU WELL?
1112
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,447
CLIENTS, YOU MEAN?
1113
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,283
OH YEAH, I FORGOT.
1114
00:52:32,317 --> 00:52:35,420
YEAH YEAH, MOSTLY
THEY'VE BEEN GREAT.
1115
00:52:35,453 --> 00:52:37,422
ALTHOUGH HELEN--
SHE GOT A LITTLE UPSET
1116
00:52:37,455 --> 00:52:39,424
WHEN I TOLD HER
I DON'T SCREW.
1117
00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:42,293
BUT SHE SEEMED
TO GET OFF JUST FINE
LICKING MY EARS,
1118
00:52:42,327 --> 00:52:44,295
WHICH IS KIND OF WEIRD,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
1119
00:52:44,329 --> 00:52:45,930
GOES WITH THE TERRITORY,
RIGHT?
1120
00:52:45,963 --> 00:52:47,632
HMM.
1121
00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:49,934
THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU,
BARBRA, YOU KNOW?
1122
00:52:49,967 --> 00:52:51,936
I DON'T FEEL DIRTY
WHEN I'M WITH YOU.
1123
00:52:51,969 --> 00:52:53,938
I FEEL LIKE
YOU ACTUALLY
1124
00:52:53,971 --> 00:52:57,942
YOU APPRECIATE ME
FOR ME, YOU KNOW?
1125
00:52:57,975 --> 00:53:00,278
ABOUT THAT-- GERARD,
THERE'S SOMETHING
1126
00:53:00,311 --> 00:53:02,247
- I'VE BEEN WANTING
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
- SURE.
1127
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,383
EXCUSE ME, MISS SKYPES,
THERE'S A MR. CLIVE
HERE TO SEE YOU.
1128
00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:07,685
CLIVE?
OH MY GOD.
1129
00:53:07,718 --> 00:53:09,987
DARLING, HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
1130
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,257
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1131
00:53:16,361 --> 00:53:18,396
( cell phone ringing )
1132
00:53:27,505 --> 00:53:28,973
HELLO.
1133
00:53:29,006 --> 00:53:31,342
HEY, BABY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1134
00:53:31,376 --> 00:53:34,745
UM, I'M WITH A CLIENT
RIGHT NOW ACTUALLY.
1135
00:53:34,779 --> 00:53:37,482
OH, OKAY, REAL QUICK--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
1136
00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:40,017
I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
1137
00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:42,887
Really?
A naked surprise?
1138
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,889
MAYBE.
1139
00:53:44,922 --> 00:53:47,325
HOW'S LIKE 7:00?
1140
00:53:47,358 --> 00:53:50,027
7:00? YEAH.
YEAH, I CAN DO THAT.
1141
00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,429
See you then.
1142
00:53:51,462 --> 00:53:53,464
ALL RIGHT.
1143
00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:58,035
( kissing )
1144
00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:00,505
- THANK YOU.
- HI.
1145
00:54:00,538 --> 00:54:02,006
YOU'RE FALLING FOR HIM,
AREN'T YOU?
1146
00:54:02,039 --> 00:54:04,008
- YOU'RE FALLING HARD.
- MAYBE.
1147
00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:06,377
HOW IS HE IN THE SACK?
1148
00:54:06,411 --> 00:54:07,478
I DON'T KNOW.
1149
00:54:07,512 --> 00:54:09,013
OH MY GOD, WHAT?
1150
00:54:09,046 --> 00:54:11,449
YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT
WITH HIM YET?
1151
00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:14,419
YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD GIRL.
1152
00:54:14,452 --> 00:54:17,355
WHEN IS THE BIG DATE, HUH?
1153
00:54:17,388 --> 00:54:20,325
I THINK TONIGHT MAYBE.
1154
00:54:20,358 --> 00:54:22,593
- OOH.
- I DON'T KNOW.
I MIGHT AS WELL, RIGHT?
1155
00:54:22,627 --> 00:54:25,696
- YEAH, I THINK SO.
- I'M PRETTY MUCH
A BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN.
1156
00:54:25,730 --> 00:54:27,698
I JUST WANT TO, I DON'T KNOW,
TEST THE WATERS,
1157
00:54:27,732 --> 00:54:30,935
SEE EXACTLY WHAT
I'M GETTING INTO.
1158
00:54:30,968 --> 00:54:32,937
HMM, INTERESTING.
1159
00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:35,440
YOU'RE GONNA NEED
TO MAYBE TAKE THOSE
GRANNY PANTIES OFF.
1160
00:54:35,473 --> 00:54:37,442
- STOP STOP.
- WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THERE?
1161
00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:39,777
- STOP IT. STOP IT.
- LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE.
1162
00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:42,580
I THOUGHT WE HAD
SOMETHING SPECIAL, BARBIE.
1163
00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:44,582
OH, DON'T CALL ME THAT.
NOW, CLIVE, LOOK,
1164
00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:46,984
I HAVE TOLD YOU.
I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO MAKE IT ANY CLEARER:
1165
00:54:47,017 --> 00:54:50,087
I'VE MET SOMEONE ELSE.
I'VE MOVED ON
1166
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,623
AND YOU GOTTA GO.
1167
00:54:52,657 --> 00:54:54,959
WHY? IS HE HERE?
1168
00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:57,428
WHERE IS HE?
I'LL FIND THAT
SON OF A BITCH.
1169
00:54:57,462 --> 00:54:58,996
CLIVE, NOW.
1170
00:55:00,665 --> 00:55:03,368
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
TO ME, MY QUEEN?
1171
00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:06,337
NONE OF THE OTHER LADIES--
THEY DON'T CALL ME BACK
IN, LIKE, A MONTH.
1172
00:55:06,371 --> 00:55:08,873
I CAN'T PAY MY RENT.
I-- I--
1173
00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:10,875
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
1174
00:55:10,908 --> 00:55:16,447
PLEASE PLEASE, I HAVEN'T
HAD SEX IN THREE DAYS.
1175
00:55:16,481 --> 00:55:18,883
PLEASE TAKE ME BACK.
I'M SO SORRY.
1176
00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:21,386
I'LL EVEN LET YOU DO
THE THING THAT YOU DO--
1177
00:55:21,419 --> 00:55:23,821
THE TICKLE IN MY
BOOM-BOOM, REMEMBER?
1178
00:55:23,854 --> 00:55:26,857
CLIVE, LOOK,
I'VE MET SOMEONE ELSE.
1179
00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:30,995
YEAH, WELL, DOES HE HAVE
A GREEK GODDESS BODY?
1180
00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:32,797
( grunts )
1181
00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,565
THAT IS A GODDESS.
1182
00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:39,470
MM, IS EVERYTHING OKAY
HERE, BARBRA?
1183
00:55:39,504 --> 00:55:41,906
EVERYTHING IS FINE, GERARD.
1184
00:55:43,741 --> 00:55:45,710
GERARD?
1185
00:55:45,743 --> 00:55:48,813
THIS IS THE FAMOUS GERARD?
1186
00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:51,382
HE LOOKS--
HE LOOKS LIKE A WET DOG.
1187
00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:54,385
LOOK, IS THERE SOMETHING
I CAN DO FOR YOU, MAN?
1188
00:55:54,419 --> 00:55:57,422
THERE'S SOMETHING.
YOU AMERICANS ARE THE SAME.
1189
00:55:57,455 --> 00:55:59,724
YOU THINK YOU CAN
JUST WALK IN HERE
1190
00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:01,826
AND TAKE WHATEVER
YOU WANT, YEAH?
1191
00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:04,395
I AM THE ONLY BOY TOY
IN THIS TOWN, OKAY?
1192
00:56:04,429 --> 00:56:07,164
I LAY THE SALAMI
AROUND THESE PARTS.
1193
00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:08,533
OKAY.
1194
00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:10,535
CLIVE, LOOK,
1195
00:56:10,568 --> 00:56:12,737
IF YOU DON'T LEAVE
I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE.
1196
00:56:12,770 --> 00:56:15,740
YOU PICKED THE WRONG CLIVE
TO MESS WITH, BUDDY.
1197
00:56:15,773 --> 00:56:18,409
YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE ONLY
CLIVE I KNOW, SO...
1198
00:56:18,443 --> 00:56:20,377
WELL, CLIVE THIS.
1199
00:56:24,582 --> 00:56:27,151
NO.
1200
00:56:27,184 --> 00:56:29,487
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- YEAH YEAH.
1201
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,721
DUDE.
1202
00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:33,190
OW, GOD.
1203
00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:36,126
I FIGHT FOR MY LOVE.
1204
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:40,465
BARBIE, I WILL ALWAYS
LOVE YOU.
1205
00:56:46,971 --> 00:56:50,475
OH, I USED TO LOVE IT
WHEN HE SLAPPED ME LIKE THAT.
1206
00:56:50,508 --> 00:56:52,477
COME ON,
HE'S JUST BITTER.
1207
00:56:52,510 --> 00:56:54,612
LET'S GET SOME ICE
ON THAT EYE.
1208
00:56:55,613 --> 00:56:57,582
Jake:
SO, BARBRA,
1209
00:56:57,615 --> 00:56:59,584
LISTEN, BARBRA,
I REALLY GOTTA GET GOING.
1210
00:56:59,617 --> 00:57:01,819
BARBRA?
1211
00:57:36,921 --> 00:57:38,889
YOU KNOW, I WAS
THINKING, GERARD,
1212
00:57:38,923 --> 00:57:41,058
WE MIGHT TAKE
THIS ARRANGEMENT
TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
1213
00:57:41,091 --> 00:57:44,929
LET'S CALL IT
A PROMOTION.
1214
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:46,931
OH, WOW.
1215
00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:48,933
OH SHIT.
1216
00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:50,935
YEAH, I THOUGHT
I WOULD CHANGE INTO
1217
00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:53,738
SOMETHING A LITTLE
MORE COMFORTABLE.
1218
00:57:53,771 --> 00:57:55,740
INDEED.
1219
00:57:55,773 --> 00:57:59,043
YOU KNOW, YOU ARE SUCH
A GOOD-LOOKING YOUNG MAN.
1220
00:57:59,076 --> 00:58:02,580
BARBRA, I COMPLETELY
AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT,
I REALLY DO,
1221
00:58:02,613 --> 00:58:05,716
BUT AS MUCH AS I HATE
TO DO THIS TO YOU,
1222
00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:07,084
I HAVE TO GO.
1223
00:58:07,117 --> 00:58:09,954
I HAVE
A PERSONAL ENGAGEMENT
I HAVE TO GET TO.
1224
00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:11,956
A PERSONAL ENGAGEMENT?
1225
00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:15,159
YOU KNOW, I'M THE BOSS
AND I DON'T RECALL
1226
00:58:15,192 --> 00:58:17,628
SCHEDULING
ANOTHER MEETING.
1227
00:58:17,662 --> 00:58:20,230
YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN
THAT I'M PRIORITY
NUMBER ONE, RIGHT?
1228
00:58:20,264 --> 00:58:22,232
NO, NOT AT ALL.
1229
00:58:22,266 --> 00:58:25,603
BUT IT'S A PERSONAL THING.
IT'S NOT A PROFESSIONAL THING.
1230
00:58:25,636 --> 00:58:27,605
SO YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
1231
00:58:27,638 --> 00:58:30,507
IS STARTING TO INTERFERE
WITH YOUR WORK LIFE.
1232
00:58:35,045 --> 00:58:37,281
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW MANY MEN
1233
00:58:37,314 --> 00:58:39,316
WOULD LOVE TO BE
WITH ME RIGHT NOW?
1234
00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:42,887
CLIVE, FOR INSTANCE.
1235
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:47,558
I FIRED HIM.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
1236
00:58:47,592 --> 00:58:49,827
HE WAS YOU
BEFORE YOU WERE YOU.
1237
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:51,629
LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY,
BUT IT'S PER--
1238
00:58:51,662 --> 00:58:55,833
I FIRED HIM
AND HIRED YOU.
1239
00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:58,669
MOUSE ASSURED ME
YOU WOULDN'T CREATE
ANY PROBLEMS.
1240
00:58:58,703 --> 00:59:00,638
LOOK, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
IT'S A PERSONAL THING.
1241
00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:03,841
I NEED TO GET TO IT.
I REALLY DO, OKAY?
1242
00:59:03,874 --> 00:59:06,343
- BUT I COULD COME BACK.
- WHAT TIME?
1243
00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:08,045
- 9:30.
- SHARP.
1244
00:59:08,078 --> 00:59:09,747
SHARP.
1245
00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:11,281
THANK YOU.
1246
00:59:21,626 --> 00:59:23,594
NOW SHE WANTS TO TAKE
THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL--
1247
00:59:23,628 --> 00:59:25,362
THE NEXT LEVEL.
1248
00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:27,798
I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE,
YOU GUYS. I CAN'T.
1249
00:59:27,832 --> 00:59:30,701
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU
DIDN'T JUST SLEEP WITH HER.
1250
00:59:30,735 --> 00:59:32,269
RIGHT, JORGE?
1251
00:59:32,302 --> 00:59:35,072
PLEASE DON'T BRING JORGE
INTO THIS. HE CAN'T
EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH.
1252
00:59:35,105 --> 00:59:37,374
LOOK, I CAN'T SLEEP
WITH BARBRA.
1253
00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:40,010
I REALLY WANT
TO SLEEP WITH NORAH.
1254
00:59:40,044 --> 00:59:42,312
AND YOU CAN'T DO BOTH
BECAUSE--?
1255
00:59:42,346 --> 00:59:45,616
I THINK I'M FALLING
IN LOVE WITH HER.
1256
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:48,352
WHAT?
1257
00:59:48,385 --> 00:59:50,855
JAKE, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1258
00:59:50,888 --> 00:59:53,824
OKAY, THIS IS
SO NOT GOOD.
1259
00:59:53,858 --> 00:59:57,728
I MEAN, THERE'S NO
ROOM FOR LOVE HERE,
OR WE'RE SCREWED.
1260
00:59:57,762 --> 00:59:59,730
I THINK IT'S REALLY
BEAUTIFUL, MAN.
1261
00:59:59,764 --> 01:00:01,932
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, MAN.
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
1262
01:00:01,966 --> 01:00:05,636
I'M SORRY, GUYS.
I HAVE TO TELL HER,
LIKE, TONIGHT.
1263
01:00:05,670 --> 01:00:08,072
I GOTTA TELL HER
THE ENTIRE BOY TOY STORY.
I GOTTA--
1264
01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:10,741
- I CAN'T DO THIS
TO HER ANYMORE.
- OKAY, JAKE, AS YOUR MANAGER
1265
01:00:10,775 --> 01:00:14,044
AND YOUR PIMP,
I STRONGLY ADVISE
AGAINST THIS.
1266
01:00:14,078 --> 01:00:17,381
WELL, I'M SORRY,
BUT I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU ADVISE ANYMORE.
1267
01:00:17,414 --> 01:00:21,719
SO WHAT, YOU'RE JUST
GONNA THROW THIS ALL AWAY?
1268
01:00:21,752 --> 01:00:23,721
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD
I'VE WORKED?
1269
01:00:23,754 --> 01:00:26,724
YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T
JUST ABOUT YOU, JAKE.
1270
01:00:26,757 --> 01:00:28,425
YOU GOT A COMMISSION
ON EVERY JOB, DIDN'T YOU?
1271
01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:31,261
RONNIE GOT HIS MONEY BACK.
HE GOT HIS SMART CAR.
1272
01:00:31,295 --> 01:00:33,731
LOOK, MAYBE BARBRA
WILL UNDERSTAND.
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
1273
01:00:33,764 --> 01:00:36,400
I WAS BEING NICE.
BARB WILL FLIP.
1274
01:00:36,433 --> 01:00:39,069
SHE WILL RUIN YOU.
YOU WILL NEVER WORK
IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.
1275
01:00:39,103 --> 01:00:42,172
YOU'LL BE LUCKY
IF YOU CAN NAIL
A 50-YEAR-OLD CRACK WHORE.
1276
01:00:42,206 --> 01:00:44,274
WELL, MAYBE I DON'T WANT
TO DO THIS ANYMORE, OKAY?
1277
01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:45,209
MAYBE WE DON'T NEED
ALL THIS STUFF.
1278
01:00:45,242 --> 01:00:47,712
I'LL FIND SOMETHING ELSE
TO DO WITH MY LIFE.
1279
01:00:47,745 --> 01:00:49,747
OH YEAH, WITH YOUR
WOMEN'S STUDIES DEGREE.
1280
01:00:49,780 --> 01:00:51,782
YEAH, YOU COULD WORK
AT A WOMEN'S HEALTH CLINIC
1281
01:00:51,816 --> 01:00:53,718
INSPECTING MOLDY VAGINAS.
1282
01:00:53,751 --> 01:00:56,020
- WHAT?
- VAGINAS GET MOLDY?
1283
01:00:56,053 --> 01:00:58,923
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
GOODBYE, MOUSE.
1284
01:00:58,956 --> 01:01:01,358
OH. I LOVE YOU.
1285
01:01:03,794 --> 01:01:05,295
LOVE YOU TOO.
1286
01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:08,799
( screams )
1287
01:01:12,737 --> 01:01:14,839
- THIS IS IT.
- YAY.
1288
01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:19,409
OH, MAMA MIA.
1289
01:01:19,443 --> 01:01:23,180
NOW I GOT YOU,
YOU SON OF A GUN.
1290
01:01:23,213 --> 01:01:24,782
( laughs )
YES.
1291
01:01:24,815 --> 01:01:26,784
YOU NEVER SAID WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE.
1292
01:01:26,817 --> 01:01:29,720
OH YEAH, I KIND OF FELL
OUT OF BED THIS MORNING,
HIT THE FLOOR.
1293
01:01:29,754 --> 01:01:31,722
- HI.
- HI.
1294
01:01:31,756 --> 01:01:33,991
HI. WE HAVE
A RESERVATION FOR TWO.
THE NAME'S JAKE DYLAN.
1295
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:36,827
- SURE, RIGHT THIS WAY.
- GREAT. THANK YOU.
1296
01:01:36,861 --> 01:01:38,829
WAIT, YOU FELL OUT?
WAIT, WHAT?
1297
01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:40,798
I JUST ROLLED OVER
TO THE SIDE.
1298
01:01:40,831 --> 01:01:42,800
OH, HONEY, THIS PLACE
IS SO ROMANTIC.
1299
01:01:42,833 --> 01:01:44,802
- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
1300
01:01:44,835 --> 01:01:47,471
Norah: WOW.
1301
01:01:47,504 --> 01:01:50,007
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1302
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,509
- A DRINK LIST?
- YES.
1303
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:54,378
WELL, WE WON'T BE
NEEDING THESE.
1304
01:01:54,411 --> 01:01:56,280
HELLO. WHAT CAN I
GET YOU TO DRINK?
1305
01:01:56,313 --> 01:01:58,849
WE'RE GONNA TAKE A BOTTLE
OF YOUR FINEST CHAMPAGNE,
PLEASE.
1306
01:01:58,883 --> 01:02:00,517
- OH, WOW.
- COMING RIGHT UP.
1307
01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:03,921
WATCH OUT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
HE IS TRYING TO GET ME DRUNK.
1308
01:02:03,954 --> 01:02:06,123
BIG TIME.
1309
01:02:08,492 --> 01:02:10,895
THANK YOU.
1310
01:02:13,430 --> 01:02:14,832
THANK YOU...
1311
01:02:14,865 --> 01:02:16,033
YEAH.
1312
01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:18,502
...FOR SUCH
A LOVELY EVENING.
1313
01:02:18,535 --> 01:02:21,338
YEAH, IT WAS GOOD.
IT WAS REALLY GOOD.
1314
01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:23,273
ARE YOU OKAY?
1315
01:02:23,307 --> 01:02:26,510
I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
AND IT'S PRETTY IMPORTANT.
1316
01:02:26,543 --> 01:02:29,413
I NEED TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING TOO.
1317
01:02:29,446 --> 01:02:31,782
OKAY, BUT LET ME GO FIRST,
BECAUSE I REALLY NEED
TO GET THIS ONE OUT.
1318
01:02:31,816 --> 01:02:34,251
LADIES FIRST.
1319
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,888
WHEN I MET YOU,
I ASSUMED
1320
01:02:37,922 --> 01:02:40,424
THAT YOU WERE LIKE
EVERY OTHER WANNABE
IN THIS TOWN.
1321
01:02:40,457 --> 01:02:43,060
I MEAN, ANYBODY
AS CUTE AS YOU
1322
01:02:43,093 --> 01:02:45,062
IS USUALLY A PLAYBOY.
1323
01:02:45,095 --> 01:02:46,463
YEAH.
1324
01:02:46,496 --> 01:02:48,799
WHAT I'M TRYING
TO SAY IS
1325
01:02:48,833 --> 01:02:51,836
THAT I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT I WOULD FEEL
1326
01:02:51,869 --> 01:02:54,104
THE WAY I DO
ABOUT YOU.
1327
01:02:54,138 --> 01:02:57,842
AND I'M SORRY
THAT I JUDGED YOU
1328
01:02:57,875 --> 01:02:59,910
BEFORE I GOT TO KNOW YOU.
1329
01:02:59,944 --> 01:03:02,813
YEAH, I NEVER THOUGHT
1330
01:03:02,847 --> 01:03:04,815
I'D FEEL THIS WAY
ABOUT YOU EITHER,
1331
01:03:04,849 --> 01:03:07,517
OR ANY OTHER GIRL
FOR THAT MATTER,
WHICH IS WHY I--
1332
01:03:07,551 --> 01:03:10,254
* MY HEART
1333
01:03:10,287 --> 01:03:12,823
* CAN BARELY START
1334
01:03:12,857 --> 01:03:15,492
* EVERY BEAT
1335
01:03:16,861 --> 01:03:18,829
* WHAT I FEEL
1336
01:03:18,863 --> 01:03:22,900
* IS THE HEAT
IN YOUR EYES *
1337
01:03:22,933 --> 01:03:26,503
* LET IT SHINE
DOWN ON ME... *
1338
01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:35,612
I'M NOT-- I'M NOT--
1339
01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:37,614
I'M NOT USED TO
THIS RELATIONSHIP--
1340
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,616
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY--
1341
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:42,619
ACTUALLY FEELING STUFF,
YOU KNOW?
1342
01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:46,356
BUT I LIKE IT.
1343
01:03:46,390 --> 01:03:48,458
IT'S NICE, HUH?
1344
01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:50,460
YEAH.
1345
01:03:50,494 --> 01:03:52,529
YEAH, IT IS.
1346
01:03:57,935 --> 01:04:00,971
- Norah: GREAT JOB, EVERYBODY.
- ( Jake sighs )
1347
01:04:01,005 --> 01:04:03,407
- ( Ronnie sighs )
- YEAH?
1348
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:05,475
THAT WAS GREAT.
1349
01:04:08,012 --> 01:04:10,347
- OH, THAT WAS GREAT.
- THANK YOU.
1350
01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:11,681
- I LOVED IT.
- YEAH, TRIPPY, MAN.
1351
01:04:11,715 --> 01:04:15,152
ALL THESE STRETCHES
ARE TOTALLY GONNA ADD
TO MY SEXUAL REPERTOIRE.
1352
01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:17,154
WHY DO YOU THINK
I STARTED YOGA?
1353
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:19,890
OH, WOW.
1354
01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:23,928
SWEETIE, ARE YOU OKAY?
YOU LOOK STRESSED.
1355
01:04:23,961 --> 01:04:26,330
ACTUALLY I REALLY NEED TO
TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
1356
01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,332
YEAH, OF COURSE.
I'LL JUST GRAB MY STUFF.
1357
01:04:28,365 --> 01:04:31,668
ALL RIGHT.
1358
01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:33,670
- Ronnie: WOW.
- Jake: SHE'S GREAT, ISN'T SHE?
1359
01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:37,207
- Mouse: SHE'S A CATCH.
- DUDE, DUDE, WE GOT TROUBLE.
1360
01:04:37,241 --> 01:04:39,910
Ronnie: SCHEISSE.
ISN'T THAT THAT--?
1361
01:04:39,944 --> 01:04:41,345
SERIOUS.
1362
01:04:47,985 --> 01:04:49,486
READY, SWEETIE.
1363
01:04:49,519 --> 01:04:52,022
- Mouse: HI.
- MOM?
1364
01:04:52,056 --> 01:04:54,191
- NORAH.
- BARBRA.
1365
01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:56,360
GERARD.
1366
01:04:57,727 --> 01:05:00,330
- NORAH.
- MOM, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
1367
01:05:00,364 --> 01:05:02,332
"MOM"?
1368
01:05:02,366 --> 01:05:04,668
OH MY GOD, MOM,
THIS IS JAKE.
1369
01:05:04,701 --> 01:05:08,205
THIS IS THE GUY I'VE BEEN
TELLING YOU ABOUT.
1370
01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:09,673
WAIT A SECOND,
WHO'S GERARD?
1371
01:05:09,706 --> 01:05:12,276
- I AM. I'M GERARD.
- NO NO NO NO.
1372
01:05:12,309 --> 01:05:15,579
GERARD IS JAKE, DARLING.
1373
01:05:15,612 --> 01:05:17,948
AND GERARD STOOD ME UP
LAST NIGHT.
1374
01:05:17,982 --> 01:05:19,950
JAKE, WHAT IS SHE
TALKING ABOUT?
1375
01:05:19,984 --> 01:05:21,685
MOM, WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1376
01:05:21,718 --> 01:05:24,554
JAKE, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO EXPLAIN?
NO NO, LET ME DO IT.
1377
01:05:24,588 --> 01:05:26,556
YOU KNOW, I JUST LOVE
A GOOD STORY.
1378
01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:28,558
DARLING, YOU SEE,
1379
01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:32,262
JAKE HAS RECENTLY
BEEN IN MY EMPLOY.
1380
01:05:32,296 --> 01:05:33,663
YOUR EMPLOY?
1381
01:05:33,697 --> 01:05:37,567
YES, SORT OF
A PERSONAL EMPLOYEE,
YOU MIGHT SAY.
1382
01:05:37,601 --> 01:05:41,171
H-HE'S A B-B-BOY T-T--
1383
01:05:41,205 --> 01:05:43,473
HE'S A BOY TOY
LIKE ME,
1384
01:05:43,507 --> 01:05:46,643
ONLY YOUNGER AND,
1385
01:05:46,676 --> 01:05:49,346
BY THE BULGE IN HIS SWEATS,
I THINK HE HAS BIGGER PENIS.
1386
01:05:49,379 --> 01:05:50,714
YOU'RE AN ESCORT?
1387
01:05:50,747 --> 01:05:53,083
- NO NO, LOOK--
- YES.
1388
01:05:53,117 --> 01:05:55,219
I CAN EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS.
1389
01:05:55,252 --> 01:05:57,421
- IN A WORD.
- MAYBE.
1390
01:05:57,454 --> 01:06:00,424
YES, I AND AN ASSORTMENT
OF OTHER LADIES
1391
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:02,759
PAY JAKE VERY HANDSOMELY
TO ACCOMPANY US
1392
01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:05,462
TO VARIOUS FUNCTIONS
AND EVENTS.
1393
01:06:05,495 --> 01:06:09,099
BUT WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW
UNTIL LAST NIGHT
1394
01:06:09,133 --> 01:06:11,601
IS THAT HE ALSO
KNEW YOU.
1395
01:06:11,635 --> 01:06:13,603
YOU SAID YOU WERE
AN EVENT HOST.
1396
01:06:13,637 --> 01:06:15,739
WELL, LOOK,
HOSTING THESE DATES
1397
01:06:15,772 --> 01:06:18,575
IS LIKE HOSTING
AN EVENT, SO...
1398
01:06:18,608 --> 01:06:21,011
- YEAH.
- TOO TRUE.
THAT'S REALLY--
1399
01:06:21,045 --> 01:06:24,614
SO WHEN GERARD FAILED
TO SHOW UP AS PROMISED
LAST NIGHT,
1400
01:06:24,648 --> 01:06:26,616
I WAS FORCED TO DOWNGRADE
TO CLIVE HERE
1401
01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:30,154
WHO HELPED ME
TRACK YOU DOWN.
1402
01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:34,091
I MUST SAY, JAKE,
STANDING ME UP
IS ONE THING,
1403
01:06:34,124 --> 01:06:37,027
BUT TO STAND ME UP
FOR MY OWN DAUGHTER--
1404
01:06:39,096 --> 01:06:41,231
I'M SORRY, OKAY?
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS
YOUR DAUGHTER. I HAD NO--
1405
01:06:41,265 --> 01:06:43,300
YOU'RE APOLOGIZING TO HER?
1406
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:46,136
NO NO, I'M NOT APOLOGIZING
TO HER, OKAY? I DIDN'T KNOW
SHE WAS YOUR MOTHER.
1407
01:06:46,170 --> 01:06:49,106
I WAS ON MY WAY TO TELL YOU,
ALL RIGHT? I ALMOST--
1408
01:06:49,139 --> 01:06:52,776
OH, LIKE I ALMOST HAD SEX
WITH YOU LAST NIGHT?
OH WAIT, I DID.
1409
01:06:52,809 --> 01:06:55,179
OH, DISGUSTING.
I LIKE IT.
1410
01:06:55,212 --> 01:06:57,181
GET THE--
1411
01:06:57,214 --> 01:07:00,517
LOOK, NORAH, I HAD NO IDEA
SHE WAS YOUR MOTHER, OKAY?
1412
01:07:00,550 --> 01:07:02,786
- YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.
- OH!
1413
01:07:02,819 --> 01:07:04,788
JESUS.
1414
01:07:04,821 --> 01:07:06,790
GOD DAMN IT.
1415
01:07:06,823 --> 01:07:08,792
- ( Mouse yelps )
- Ronnie: RIGHT IN THE--
1416
01:07:08,825 --> 01:07:11,161
FUCK.
1417
01:07:11,195 --> 01:07:14,564
JAKE BABY,
1418
01:07:14,598 --> 01:07:17,434
I GAVE YOU A FEW
SIMPLE RULES
1419
01:07:17,467 --> 01:07:19,836
AND YOU JUST
COULDN'T FOLLOW THEM.
1420
01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:21,838
NOT ONLY HAVE YOU
SCREWED ME OVER,
1421
01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:23,373
YOU HAVE EMBARRASSED
MY DAUGHTER.
1422
01:07:23,407 --> 01:07:26,410
AND NOBODY MESSES
WITH MY FAMILY.
1423
01:07:26,443 --> 01:07:27,611
GOT IT?
1424
01:07:27,644 --> 01:07:29,613
I KNOW. THIS WAS
A COMPLETE MISTAKE.
1425
01:07:29,646 --> 01:07:31,615
I NEVER MEANT TO HURT
YOU OR YOUR DAUGHTER.
1426
01:07:31,648 --> 01:07:34,318
OH, JAKE, YOU JUST SCREWED
THE WRONG LADY.
1427
01:07:34,351 --> 01:07:37,687
YOU STAY THE HELL
AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER
1428
01:07:37,721 --> 01:07:39,489
AND YOU STAY THE HELL
AWAY FROM ME.
1429
01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:42,192
WELL, BARBRA, THAT'S GONNA
BE A BIT OF A PROBLEM,
1430
01:07:42,226 --> 01:07:44,528
BECAUSE I'M KIND OF
IN LOVE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER
RIGHT NOW.
1431
01:07:44,561 --> 01:07:46,530
GEE, YOU SHOULD HAVE
THOUGHT OF THAT
1432
01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:50,167
BEFORE YOU STARTED
DATING HER MOTHER.
CLIVE.
1433
01:07:52,202 --> 01:07:55,739
( chuckles )
I'M BACK IN BUSINESS, BABY.
1434
01:07:55,772 --> 01:07:58,675
WHO'S THE MAN NOW, GERARD?
1435
01:07:58,708 --> 01:08:02,579
- CLIVE.
- COMING, MY QUEEN.
1436
01:08:02,612 --> 01:08:04,881
SHE'S GONNA FORGET
ABOUT THAT IN THE MORNING.
1437
01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:07,151
- CLIVE.
- LITTLE PENIS.
1438
01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:12,556
* YOU STOLE MY HEART
1439
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:16,126
* AND YOU PUT IT
IN A BOX *
1440
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:18,128
* THREW IT IN THE RIVER
1441
01:08:18,162 --> 01:08:20,130
* AND FILLED IT UP
WITH ROCKS *
1442
01:08:20,164 --> 01:08:22,499
* NOW I'M DOWN AND OUT
AND EMPTY *
1443
01:08:22,532 --> 01:08:25,535
* BUT THROWN OUT
UNDER THE BUS *
1444
01:08:25,569 --> 01:08:30,540
* AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO *
1445
01:08:30,574 --> 01:08:32,542
* GONNA BUY A GUN
1446
01:08:32,576 --> 01:08:34,911
* AND I'M GONNA
KILL CUPID *
1447
01:08:34,944 --> 01:08:37,314
* 'CAUSE HE MISSED ME
WITH THE LOVE SHOT *
1448
01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:39,783
* AND HIT ME WITH
THE STUPID *
1449
01:08:39,816 --> 01:08:41,785
* OH, GONNA GET A GUN
1450
01:08:41,818 --> 01:08:44,721
* AND I'M GONNA
KILL CUPID *
1451
01:08:44,754 --> 01:08:47,157
* 'CAUSE HE MISSED ME
WITH THE LOVE SHOT *
1452
01:08:47,191 --> 01:08:50,760
* AND HIT ME
WITH THE STUPID *
1453
01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:55,532
* AND I FEEL STUPID
1454
01:09:03,907 --> 01:09:06,576
* OH, I'VE BEEN DECEIVED
1455
01:09:06,610 --> 01:09:09,213
* THOUGHT YOU WERE
MEANT TO BE *
1456
01:09:09,246 --> 01:09:11,215
* BUT YOU'RE NOT
1457
01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,750
* OH, YOU'RE SUCH A...
1458
01:09:13,783 --> 01:09:16,220
* YOU'RE A LIAR
AND A THIEF *
1459
01:09:16,253 --> 01:09:18,222
* OH, YOU'RE A LIAR
1460
01:09:18,255 --> 01:09:20,757
* YOUR PANTS
ARE ON FIRE... *
1461
01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:22,759
Ronnie:
COME ON, JUMP OFF HIS DICK.
1462
01:09:22,792 --> 01:09:24,761
THE GUY'S IN PAIN.
LOOK AT HIM.
1463
01:09:24,794 --> 01:09:27,931
HE'S HURTING.
WE NEED THE OLD JAKE BACK.
1464
01:09:27,964 --> 01:09:31,201
THE OLD JAKE IS GONE.
I'M A ONE-WOMAN MAN
NOW, OKAY?
1465
01:09:31,235 --> 01:09:33,203
GOD DAMN IT, JAKE--
HE IS NOT GONE.
1466
01:09:33,237 --> 01:09:35,972
HE IS REPRESSED.
HE IS THERE.
1467
01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:38,542
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JAKE
THAT PIONEERED
1468
01:09:38,575 --> 01:09:41,678
THE DOUBLE-DECKER
THREEWAY, HUH?
1469
01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:43,680
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JAKE
THAT WAS BANNED
1470
01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:45,682
FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT
SORORITY HOUSES?
1471
01:09:45,715 --> 01:09:47,684
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JAKE
1472
01:09:47,717 --> 01:09:49,853
THAT NEEDED BI-WEEKLY
S.T.D. TESTS?
1473
01:09:49,886 --> 01:09:51,621
- EWW.
- I DON'T MISS TAKING THOSE.
1474
01:09:51,655 --> 01:09:53,690
- YES, BUT YOU MISS
THE REST OF IT, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
1475
01:09:53,723 --> 01:09:57,327
GOD DAMN IT, JAKE,
WE'RE GETTING YOU
LAID TONIGHT.
1476
01:09:57,361 --> 01:10:00,964
GUYS, IT'S A MONDAY.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ON A MONDAY?
1477
01:10:00,997 --> 01:10:02,966
GOD DAMN IT.
1478
01:10:02,999 --> 01:10:05,502
WE HAVE THIS HOUSE
FOR ANOTHER NIGHT, RIGHT?
1479
01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:08,004
- HOUSE PARTY!
- YEAH! I LIKE IT.
1480
01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:10,006
ALL RIGHT, SHIT, SHOWER
AND SHAVE, BIG GUY.
1481
01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:12,909
YOU TOO, JORGE.
EVERYBODY'S GONNA
GET LAID TONIGHT.
1482
01:10:12,942 --> 01:10:14,911
( dance music playing )
1483
01:10:14,944 --> 01:10:16,913
Ronnie:
MY HEART'S BEATING
SO FAST NOW.
1484
01:10:16,946 --> 01:10:18,915
SEE, THIS IS WHY I DON'T
WANT TO BE TOO CLOSE--
1485
01:10:18,948 --> 01:10:20,984
'CAUSE I THINK WE BOTH
MIGHT HAVE HEART ATTACKS.
1486
01:10:21,017 --> 01:10:22,986
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
1487
01:10:23,019 --> 01:10:25,655
OH MAN, I GOTTA GO
CHECK ON MY FRIEND.
1488
01:10:25,689 --> 01:10:27,657
- PLEASE DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
- OH, OKAY.
1489
01:10:27,691 --> 01:10:30,260
DON'T MOVE.
WAIT RIGHT HERE
FOR ME, OKAY?
1490
01:10:30,294 --> 01:10:32,262
DON'T MOVE.
1491
01:10:32,296 --> 01:10:35,365
MY GOD, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOU?
1492
01:10:35,399 --> 01:10:37,534
- WHAT?
- YOU CAN'T SWING YOUR DICK
IN THIS PLACE
1493
01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:39,035
WITHOUT HITTING SOME
HOT PIECE OF ASS.
1494
01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:43,039
NO NO, I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
I THINK WE DISTURBED THE CHI
IN THIS PLACE, BUDDY.
1495
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:44,841
WHAT THE HELL IS THE CHI?
1496
01:10:44,874 --> 01:10:47,477
CHI-- IT'S THIS YOGA STUFF
NORAH'S BEEN TEACHING ME,
YOU KNOW?
1497
01:10:47,511 --> 01:10:50,547
IT HAS TO DO WITH, LIKE,
GOOD VIBES AND GOOD ENERGY--
THAT KIND OF STUFF.
1498
01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:52,649
I'M PICKING UP SOME REALLY
BAD CHAKRAS HERE, MAN.
1499
01:10:52,682 --> 01:10:54,284
I'M NOT GONNA LAST.
1500
01:10:54,318 --> 01:10:56,286
CHAKRAS? I THOUGHT
THOSE GAVE YOU GAS.
1501
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:57,921
LOOK, MY BLONDE'S TALKING
TO SOMEBODY ELSE NOW.
1502
01:10:57,954 --> 01:11:01,391
- THAT SUCKS.
- THAT SUCKS BIG TIME.
YOU GO DO SOMETHING, OKAY?
1503
01:11:01,425 --> 01:11:03,293
I CAN'T HAVE YOU STANDING
OVER HERE LOOKING GLUM.
1504
01:11:03,327 --> 01:11:06,029
- GO LAY YOUR YOGA STUFF
ON THESE GIRLS, MAN.
- OKAY.
1505
01:11:06,062 --> 01:11:08,031
THEY LOVE YOGA STUFF.
1506
01:11:08,064 --> 01:11:10,033
OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU IN A SEC.
1507
01:11:10,066 --> 01:11:12,068
WAIT WAIT WAIT,
HAVE YOU LEARNED
1508
01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:14,538
- HOW TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK?
- OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
1509
01:11:14,571 --> 01:11:16,940
'CAUSE IF I COULD
SUCK MY OWN DICK, I JUST
WOULDN'T EVEN LEAVE.
1510
01:11:16,973 --> 01:11:18,942
- OH MY GOD, JAKE.
- OH MY GOD.
1511
01:11:18,975 --> 01:11:21,311
WHAT THE HEY,
THIS IS YOUR PARTY.
WHAT A COINKY-DINK.
1512
01:11:21,345 --> 01:11:23,313
I HAD NO IDEA
THAT YOU LIVED HERE.
1513
01:11:23,347 --> 01:11:25,782
- THIS IS MY FRIEND RONNIE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE.
- HI.
1514
01:11:25,815 --> 01:11:28,051
- THIS IS AMAZING.
- YEAH, MY FRIEND MANDY
HERE-- SHE WAS LIKE,
1515
01:11:28,084 --> 01:11:31,755
"OKAY, LET'S TOTALLY NOT GO
TO THAT PARTY 'CAUSE THERE'S
NOT GONNA BE CUTE GUYS THERE."
1516
01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:34,358
I WAS LIKE, "YEAH,
THERE'S TOTALLY GONNA BE
CUTE GUYS HERE."
1517
01:11:34,391 --> 01:11:36,760
AND THERE TOTALLY ARE
CUTE GUYS HERE.
AND THANK GOODNESS
1518
01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:38,762
I PAINTED MY NAILS
TO MATCH MY DRESS, RIGHT?
1519
01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:41,865
- YEAH, YOU DID.
- SO THIS IS YOUR PARTY.
THIS MUST BE YOUR PLACE.
1520
01:11:41,898 --> 01:11:43,867
YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A TOUR,
MAYBE SHOW ME YOUR BEDROOM?
1521
01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:45,969
- ACTUALLY I WAS JUST--
- YOU USED TO PLAY
BASEBALL, RIGHT?
1522
01:11:46,002 --> 01:11:48,004
YOU WANT
TO SHOW ME YOUR BALLS?
OKAY, LET'S GO.
1523
01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:55,412
REALLY? YOU WANT
TO SEE THESE THINGS?
1524
01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:58,415
MY BASEBALLS
OR THESE BALLS?
1525
01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:06,122
OH, WOW.
1526
01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:08,124
WHOO!
1527
01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:09,292
WHOO-HOO!
1528
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:14,431
THIS IS
SO MUCH FUN, ISN'T IT?
IT'S GOING SUPER WELL.
1529
01:12:14,464 --> 01:12:16,433
( inhales )
MM.
1530
01:12:16,466 --> 01:12:18,435
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
1531
01:12:18,468 --> 01:12:20,470
OKAY.
1532
01:12:20,504 --> 01:12:23,607
OKAY, THIS IS TOTALLY
NOT LIKE ME. I NEVER
HOOK UP WITH RANDOM GUYS
1533
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,843
BECAUSE I'M TOTALLY
PARANOID ABOUT S.T.D.s
AND TEEN PREGNANCY AND--
1534
01:12:26,876 --> 01:12:29,479
- NOT THAT I'M A TEEN.
- NO, THAT'S GOOD.
1535
01:12:29,513 --> 01:12:32,382
BUT YOU CAN
NEVER BE TOO SURE,
ESPECIALLY WITH GUYS.
1536
01:12:32,416 --> 01:12:34,684
WHOA. WHY DON'T I
PUT ON SOME MUSIC?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1537
01:12:34,718 --> 01:12:37,621
OH MY GOSH,
MUSIC WOULD BE GREAT.
THAT IS SO ROMANTIC.
1538
01:12:37,654 --> 01:12:39,623
- AND GUESS WHAT.
- WHAT?
1539
01:12:39,656 --> 01:12:41,891
I'VE BEEN BEEN PRACTICING
SOMETHING JUST FOR YOU.
1540
01:12:41,925 --> 01:12:44,127
YOU DON'T SAY.
WHAT IS IT?
1541
01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:46,029
IT'S CALLED
THE BELGIAN PRETZEL.
1542
01:12:46,062 --> 01:12:48,031
I LEARNED IT ON THIS
NAUGHTY YOGA WEBSITE.
1543
01:12:48,064 --> 01:12:51,067
YOU JUST TAKE
YOUR ARMS LIKE THIS,
PUT YOUR LEGS LIKE THIS.
1544
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:53,069
THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN PRACTICING?
OH WOW.
1545
01:12:53,102 --> 01:12:54,471
IS THIS TOO ADVANCED
FOR YOU?
1546
01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:57,607
I KNOW SOME
BEGINNER KAMA SUTRA STUFF
IF THAT WOULD WORK BETTER.
1547
01:12:57,641 --> 01:12:59,543
IT JUST REMINDS ME
OF NORAH.
1548
01:12:59,576 --> 01:13:00,777
YOU'RE THINKING
OF NORAH?
1549
01:13:00,810 --> 01:13:03,413
YEAH YEAH, I AM.
1550
01:13:03,447 --> 01:13:05,415
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU TOTALLY SHOULDN'T BE,
1551
01:13:05,449 --> 01:13:07,417
BECAUSE SHE IS, LIKE,
WAY OVER YOU
1552
01:13:07,451 --> 01:13:09,886
AND I'M HERE AND
I'M DOING THIS YOGA POSE
WHICH IS REALLY HARD.
1553
01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:12,422
SHE WOULDN'T EVEN
BE ABLE TO DO IT.
WE JUST GO BETTER TOGETHER.
1554
01:13:12,456 --> 01:13:14,157
YOU KNOW, WE CLICK.
( snaps fingers )
1555
01:13:14,190 --> 01:13:17,527
LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY.
I JUST-- I CAN'T DO THIS
WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
1556
01:13:17,561 --> 01:13:20,096
OKAY, WELL, IF
RIGHT NOW DOESN'T WORK,
HOW ABOUT TOMORROW?
1557
01:13:20,129 --> 01:13:21,731
I'M FREE
AFTER WORK ON MONDAY.
TUESDAY I'M--
1558
01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:23,467
- RIGHT.
- BUT I CAN SEE YOU
AFTER YOGA.
1559
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,635
WEDNESDAY I HAVE MY
MANICURE AND PEDICURE,
1560
01:13:25,669 --> 01:13:27,471
BUT WE CAN DO IT
RIGHT AFTER THAT.
AND THEN--
1561
01:13:27,504 --> 01:13:29,539
- ( door opens and closes )
- OKAY, BYE.
1562
01:13:37,714 --> 01:13:40,850
LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
YOU MADE HIM WORSE.
1563
01:13:40,884 --> 01:13:43,553
OKAY, I'M SORRY, OKAY?
I'M SORRY.
1564
01:13:43,587 --> 01:13:45,522
I THOUGHT A PARTY WOULD
MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.
1565
01:13:45,555 --> 01:13:47,824
I DIDN'T KNOW
HE GREW A CONSCIENCE.
DON'T YOU WORRY, JAKEY.
1566
01:13:47,857 --> 01:13:50,527
THESE EGGS I'M MAKING--
THEY'RE MAGIC EGGS.
1567
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:52,496
RONNIE'S FAMOUS EGGS--
THEY'LL CURE YOU.
1568
01:13:52,529 --> 01:13:54,498
I DON'T WANT
THE MAGICAL EGGS, RONNIE.
1569
01:13:54,531 --> 01:13:56,866
I JUST WANT
NORAH BACK, MAN.
1570
01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:59,869
- WELL, CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
- GOD, LIFE SUCKS WITHOUT HER.
1571
01:13:59,903 --> 01:14:02,238
WELL, WEEPING LIZARDS,
GO GET HER BACK IF YOU
WANT HER THEN.
1572
01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:04,073
DON'T JUST SIT HERE
AND WHINE.
1573
01:14:04,107 --> 01:14:05,975
Jake:
IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY--
SURE, NO PROBLEM.
1574
01:14:06,009 --> 01:14:08,545
I'LL JUST RUN ON OVER
TO HER PLACE AND KNOCK
ON THE DOOR,
1575
01:14:08,578 --> 01:14:09,979
TELL HER I'M SORRY
FOR BEING A MALE ESCORT
1576
01:14:10,013 --> 01:14:11,715
AND HOPEFULLY
SHE'LL TAKE ME BACK?
THAT'S STUPID.
1577
01:14:11,748 --> 01:14:14,551
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
SHOW HER THAT YOU'VE CHANGED.
1578
01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:16,553
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS,
1579
01:14:16,586 --> 01:14:19,255
SHE'S NEVER GONNA DATE
A MALE ESCORT EVER AGAIN.
1580
01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:22,559
I'M NOT EVEN
A MALE ESCORT ANYMORE.
I'M UNEMPLOYED.
1581
01:14:22,592 --> 01:14:24,828
AND I'M BACK LIVING
IN THIS DUMP.
1582
01:14:24,861 --> 01:14:27,063
HEY, MAN,
THIS IS MY HOUSE.
1583
01:14:27,096 --> 01:14:30,133
MAYBE YOU COULD BE THE PIMP
AND I'LL BE THE ESCORT.
1584
01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:31,635
DO YOU THINK
SHE'LL DATE A PIMP?
1585
01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:34,270
COME ON, MOUSE,
YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
1586
01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:37,941
I'M BEING SERIOUS.
JORGE COULD SHOW HIM
THE ROPES.
1587
01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:40,977
THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY
A TERRIBLY BAD IDEA.
1588
01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:43,079
WHAT, PIMPING MOUSE OUT?
1589
01:14:43,112 --> 01:14:45,715
CAN'T PIMP MOUSE OUT.
SHE'S ALREADY HAD SEX WITH
EVERYONE IN LOS ANGELES.
1590
01:14:45,749 --> 01:14:49,285
- HEY, I HAVEN'T SLEPT
WITH YOU.
- NOT YET.
1591
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:52,288
- MOUSE, BEAR WITH ME.
THIS COULD WORK.
- HUH?
1592
01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:54,624
OKAY, THINK ABOUT THIS.
1593
01:14:54,658 --> 01:14:56,793
BOY TOY ENTERPRISES,
RIGHT?
1594
01:14:56,826 --> 01:15:00,697
BOY TOY ENTERPRISES
NATIONWIDE.
1595
01:15:00,730 --> 01:15:02,699
YOU AND I COULD RUN
THE COMPANY, OKAY?
1596
01:15:02,732 --> 01:15:04,868
WE'LL HIRE A BUNCH OF GUYS.
THEY'LL BE OUR ESCORTS.
1597
01:15:04,901 --> 01:15:08,538
IT'LL BE A COMPLETELY
LEGITIMATE BUSINESS, RIGHT?
1598
01:15:08,572 --> 01:15:10,540
OKAY, LOOK, WE KEEP IT
1599
01:15:10,574 --> 01:15:12,542
ON THE UP AND UP
THE ENTIRE TIME--
1600
01:15:12,576 --> 01:15:14,578
NO SEXUAL CONTACT
OF ANY TYPE.
1601
01:15:14,611 --> 01:15:16,279
OUR ESCORTS WILL PROVIDE
THE KIND OF SERVICE
1602
01:15:16,312 --> 01:15:18,648
THAT LONELY WOMEN
ALL OVER THIS CITY
ARE LOOKING FOR.
1603
01:15:18,682 --> 01:15:20,717
WE'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD
AT DOING THIS, ARE WE NOT?
1604
01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:25,121
WELL, WE DID HAVE KIND OF
A SOLID REPUTATION UNTIL YOU
SCREWED IT UP WITH BARBRA.
1605
01:15:25,154 --> 01:15:27,290
BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?
1606
01:15:27,323 --> 01:15:30,193
- WE COULD BE
PARTNERS-- YOU AND I.
- LIKE SEX PARTNERS?
1607
01:15:30,226 --> 01:15:33,329
- NO, NOT SEX PARTNERS.
BUSINESS PARTNERS.
- WITH SEX?
1608
01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:35,599
NO, NOT WITH SEX.
1609
01:15:35,632 --> 01:15:37,601
OKAY, THANKS, MOUSE.
1610
01:15:37,634 --> 01:15:40,003
WELL, YOU MAY HAVE SOMETHING,
BUT THE QUESTION IS,
1611
01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:42,772
WHAT WILL NORAH THINK?
1612
01:15:42,806 --> 01:15:45,041
I DON'T KNOW.
1613
01:15:45,074 --> 01:15:48,111
I HAVE NO IDEA, MAN.
BUT IT'S WORTH A SHOT, RIGHT?
1614
01:15:48,144 --> 01:15:50,346
COME ON, RONNIE.
I NEED YOUR HELP
ON THIS, BUDDY.
1615
01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:52,315
WE GOT THE SECURITY
DEPOSIT FROM THE LOFT.
1616
01:15:52,348 --> 01:15:55,151
THAT COULD COVER OUR COSTS
INITIALLY, RIGHT?
1617
01:15:55,184 --> 01:15:57,153
YOU COULD BE
THE C.F.O., MAN.
1618
01:15:57,186 --> 01:15:59,656
AND AND AND AND
WE CAN FIND
1619
01:15:59,689 --> 01:16:02,125
A VERY VERY
ATTRACTIVE YOUNG LADY
TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT.
1620
01:16:03,993 --> 01:16:07,030
I DON'T KNOW, IF WE KEPT IT
LEGIT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE
GOT AN OFFICE SPACE...
1621
01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:10,299
COME ON, SAY YES.
PLEASE.
1622
01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:19,142
COME ON, BUD.
1623
01:16:22,378 --> 01:16:24,648
MAYBE?
1624
01:16:27,751 --> 01:16:29,619
ALL RIGHT, I'M DOWN.
LET'S PIMP SOME HOS.
1625
01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:33,623
AHH.
1626
01:17:49,332 --> 01:17:52,068
- BOY TOY ENTERPRISES.
- BOY TOY ENTERPRISES.
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
1627
01:17:52,101 --> 01:17:54,070
- ( phone ringing )
- ABSOLUTELY. CAN YOU HOLD,
PLEASE?
1628
01:17:54,103 --> 01:17:55,772
YES, BUT CAN YOU HOLD,
PLEASE? THANK YOU.
1629
01:17:55,805 --> 01:17:57,140
BOY TOY ENTERPRISES.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
1630
01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:59,142
OKAY, SO YOU SAID
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR
1631
01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:01,477
THE INTELLECTUAL TYPE?
1632
01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:03,479
WELL, HE DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE A GENIUS,
1633
01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:05,481
BUT HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO
MAINTAIN A CONVERSATION.
1634
01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:08,084
SURE SURE, YEAH.
OKAY, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
1635
01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:10,186
WE'LL GET
EVERYTHING SQUARED AWAY.
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
1636
01:18:10,219 --> 01:18:11,855
MUSCLES.
HE MUST HAVE MUSCLES.
1637
01:18:11,888 --> 01:18:13,022
MUSCLES?
1638
01:18:13,056 --> 01:18:15,725
MM, YOURS WILL WORK.
1639
01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:25,468
COME ON.
UM, OKAY.
1640
01:18:25,501 --> 01:18:28,437
YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
OKAY, WE'RE GONNA EMAIL YOU
SOME PICTURES
1641
01:18:28,471 --> 01:18:30,273
AND SOME STATS
WITHIN THE HOUR.
1642
01:18:30,306 --> 01:18:31,474
PERFECT.
1643
01:18:31,507 --> 01:18:34,110
NOW MOUSE HERE WILL GET ALL
THE NECESSARY INFORMATION--
1644
01:18:34,143 --> 01:18:37,513
A CREDIT CARD,
EVERYTHING ELSE YOU NEED.
1645
01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:40,483
- I WANT YOU TO RELAX.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1646
01:18:40,516 --> 01:18:43,086
THAT'S ENOUGH.
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR--
1647
01:18:43,119 --> 01:18:45,922
PROVIDING YOU
THE SERVICE YOU NEED, RIGHT?
1648
01:18:45,955 --> 01:18:48,191
THERE IS NO WAY
I WOULD SHOW UP ALONE
1649
01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:51,227
TO A RITZY DINNER PARTY
AT BARBRA SKYPES'S HOUSE.
1650
01:18:51,260 --> 01:18:55,264
IT WOULD BE
SOCIAL SUICIDE, DARLING,
ESPECIALLY FOR US PUMAS.
1651
01:18:55,298 --> 01:18:57,366
WHOA, HOLD ON.
DID YOU SAY BARBRA SKYPES?
1652
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,235
YES. DO YOU KNOW HER?
1653
01:18:59,268 --> 01:19:01,537
YEAH. NO NO NO, I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW HER.
I KNOW HER DAUGHTER
1654
01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:04,040
NORAH.
1655
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:07,376
- WELL--
- IS SHE GONNA BE THERE?
1656
01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:09,178
I SUPPOSE.
1657
01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:12,515
I WILL BE WAITING
FOR THAT EMAIL WITH
HIGH EXPECTATIONS.
1658
01:19:12,548 --> 01:19:15,318
- GOT IT?
- OF COURSE.
1659
01:19:15,351 --> 01:19:17,320
- SEE YOU.
- WITHIN THE HOUR.
THANK YOU.
1660
01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:19,322
- THANK YOU.
- TAKE CARE.
1661
01:19:19,355 --> 01:19:21,224
YOU GOTTA WATCH THE SHOP
FOR JUST AN HOUR, OKAY?
1662
01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:23,492
- ONE HOUR-- WATCH THE SHOP
JUST FOR ONE HOUR.
- NO NO.
1663
01:19:23,526 --> 01:19:26,229
NO NO NO, YOU CAN'T.
YOU CAN'T BUST IN ON THAT PARTY.
YOU'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED.
1664
01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:30,066
- WHY?
- I HATE TO SAY THIS, JAKE,
BUT I AGREE WITH RONNIE.
1665
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:32,869
- I'M NOT GONNA GET ARRESTED.
- YOU'RE GONNA CAUSE A SCENE
WITH THESE HIGH-CLASS PEEPS.
1666
01:19:32,902 --> 01:19:36,005
AND WE'VE WORKED WAY TOO HARD
TO EVEN JUST GET SOME
OF YOUR CLIENTS HERE.
1667
01:19:36,039 --> 01:19:38,274
- YOU'RE GONNA KILL BUSINESS.
- ALL RIGHT, IT'S COOL.
1668
01:19:38,307 --> 01:19:40,276
- STOP.
- YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1669
01:19:40,309 --> 01:19:42,278
I'M SORRY.
I WASN'T THINKING.
1670
01:19:42,311 --> 01:19:44,948
- GOD, YOU'RE GONNA
KILL THE BUSINESS.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
1671
01:19:46,349 --> 01:19:47,917
- GIVE ME YOUR KEYS.
GIVE ME YOUR KEYS.
- NO. OW.
1672
01:19:47,951 --> 01:19:50,119
- HEY, JAKE--
- ONE HOUR.
1673
01:19:50,153 --> 01:19:52,121
JAKE, OKAY, I'LL DRIVE.
I'LL DRIVE.
1674
01:19:52,155 --> 01:19:54,290
I'M GONNA TAKE YOU.
PLEASE.
1675
01:19:55,992 --> 01:19:57,827
WELL, THEN I'M GONNA GO TOO.
1676
01:20:00,029 --> 01:20:02,531
LISTEN, GUYS, I REALLY
APPRECIATE YOU COMING WITH ME,
1677
01:20:02,565 --> 01:20:04,934
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THIS, OKAY?
1678
01:20:04,968 --> 01:20:08,037
WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA
GO DOWN IN FLAMES,
1679
01:20:08,071 --> 01:20:09,939
I AT LEAST WANT
TO WATCH.
1680
01:20:09,973 --> 01:20:13,877
OKAY OKAY, LOOK,
THE TRICK IS TO ACT
LIKE YOU BELONG, OKAY?
1681
01:20:13,910 --> 01:20:15,879
ACT LIKE YOU BELONG.
YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.
1682
01:20:15,912 --> 01:20:17,881
- JAKE.
- THANKS. YOU LOOK
REALLY GOOD.
1683
01:20:17,914 --> 01:20:20,216
- THANKS, BUDDY.
- ARE YOU READY?
ARE YOU GONNA DO THIS?
1684
01:20:20,249 --> 01:20:22,418
- ARE YOU GONNA
BREAK SOME HEARTS?
- AS READY AS I'LL EVER BE.
1685
01:20:22,451 --> 01:20:25,388
- YOU EVER BEEN TO SWITZERLAND?
- NO NO, I HAVEN'T.
1686
01:20:25,421 --> 01:20:27,924
REALLY?
WHAT ABOUT OLDER MEN?
1687
01:20:27,957 --> 01:20:29,926
HAVE YOU EVER DATED
AN OLDER MAN, NORAH?
1688
01:20:29,959 --> 01:20:31,961
NOT AS OLD AS YOU.
1689
01:20:31,995 --> 01:20:34,363
OKAY, REMEMBER, JUST ACT
LIKE YOU BELONG, MAN.
1690
01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:37,934
HEY, CHRISTIE,
NICE DRESS. JEEZ.
1691
01:20:37,967 --> 01:20:41,437
HEY, MR. BELVEDERE.
HEY, BUDDY, LISTEN, I--
1692
01:20:41,470 --> 01:20:44,340
- JAKE, OH MY GOSH,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1693
01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:47,176
I'M ACTUALLY
LOOKING FOR NORAH.
HAVE YOU SEEN HER ANYWHERE?
1694
01:20:47,210 --> 01:20:48,577
- NORAH?
- YEAH.
1695
01:20:48,611 --> 01:20:50,479
- JAKE, YOU ARE NOTHING
BUT A DOOFUS.
- DOOFUS.
1696
01:20:50,513 --> 01:20:52,181
- A GUY HAS NEVER HURT ME
THE WAY YOU HAVE.
- EVER.
1697
01:20:52,215 --> 01:20:54,283
IT'S LIKE YOU TAKE MY HEART,
YOU STICK IT IN THE DRYER
1698
01:20:54,317 --> 01:20:56,886
- AND YOU DON'T EVEN USE
FABRIC SOFTENER.
- FABRIC SOFTENER.
1699
01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:59,155
HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
1700
01:20:59,188 --> 01:21:01,157
HEY, MAN.
1701
01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:03,159
- HEY, GERARD.
- HI, HELEN.
1702
01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:05,028
- WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1703
01:21:05,061 --> 01:21:07,931
YEAH, HEY, YOU MADE
AN EXCELLENT CHOICE
DITCHING BARBRA.
1704
01:21:07,964 --> 01:21:09,899
- SHE'S SO HIGH MAINTENANCE.
- THAT'S GREAT.
1705
01:21:09,933 --> 01:21:11,901
YEAH, NOW YOU'RE FREE
FOR A REAL WOMAN LIKE ME.
1706
01:21:11,935 --> 01:21:14,971
YOU LOOK GREAT, HELEN.
I'D LOVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS,
BUT SOME OTHER TIME.
1707
01:21:15,004 --> 01:21:17,473
ACTUALLY I'M LOOKING
FOR BARBRA'S DAUGHTER NORAH.
HAVE YOU SEEN HER ANYWHERE?
1708
01:21:17,506 --> 01:21:20,009
- SHE'S A LITTLE YOUNG FOR YOU,
DON'T YOU THINK?
- Kylie: MM-HM.
1709
01:21:20,043 --> 01:21:21,978
WHAT ABOUT YOU, KYLIE?
HAVE YOU SEEN HER ANYWHERE?
1710
01:21:22,011 --> 01:21:23,446
- SERIOUSLY?
- SERIOUSLY.
1711
01:21:23,479 --> 01:21:26,215
WHAT, ARE YOU PRINCE CHARMING
NOW? ARE YOU GONNA COME
WIN HER BACK?
1712
01:21:26,249 --> 01:21:28,017
- GOD.
- YOU'RE SO PATHETIC.
1713
01:21:28,051 --> 01:21:29,085
THANK YOU.
1714
01:21:31,687 --> 01:21:34,123
HEY, BIG GUY,
QUICK QUESTION--
1715
01:21:34,157 --> 01:21:36,125
OH, IT'S YOU.
1716
01:21:36,159 --> 01:21:38,962
( stuttering )
WHAT'S UP, POOP STICK?
1717
01:21:38,995 --> 01:21:40,930
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1718
01:21:40,964 --> 01:21:43,632
PARTYING.
1719
01:21:43,666 --> 01:21:46,102
GOD. HAVE YOU SEEN
NORAH ANYWHERE?
1720
01:21:47,103 --> 01:21:48,938
YEAH?
1721
01:21:48,972 --> 01:21:51,207
UP MY BUTT.
1722
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:54,410
- Woman: JAKE.
- HI.
1723
01:21:54,443 --> 01:21:58,614
HELLO, HEY.
GERARD DEPARDOUCHE
IN THE FLESH.
1724
01:21:58,647 --> 01:22:01,150
FANCY SEEING YOU HERE, EH?
1725
01:22:01,184 --> 01:22:04,220
WE JUST HAD A THREESOME
IN THE BATHROOM WITH
YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
1726
01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:07,356
NO, KIDDING.
LET BYGONES BE BYGONES, NO?
1727
01:22:07,390 --> 01:22:09,292
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
1728
01:22:09,325 --> 01:22:11,294
PSYCH.
1729
01:22:11,327 --> 01:22:13,396
I GOT HIM WITH THE PSYCH.
I TOLD YOU.
1730
01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:17,400
YOU'RE SO STUPID.
HE'S SO-- HE'S STUPID, MOUSY.
1731
01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:18,667
YOU DROPPED YOUR DICK
BACK THERE.
1732
01:22:18,701 --> 01:22:21,104
- YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO GET IT.
- THAT'S FUNNY. I LIKE THAT.
1733
01:22:21,137 --> 01:22:24,740
WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
IF I HAD A 100' YACHT
1734
01:22:24,773 --> 01:22:27,310
DOWN AT THE MARINA
WAITING FOR YOU AND ME
1735
01:22:27,343 --> 01:22:29,312
RIGHT NOW?
1736
01:22:29,345 --> 01:22:31,314
WHAT, IS THAT, LIKE,
1737
01:22:31,347 --> 01:22:34,450
99' 8" BIGGER
THAN YOUR PENIS?
1738
01:22:34,483 --> 01:22:37,086
RIGHT? GET IT?
1739
01:22:42,358 --> 01:22:46,062
NORAH DARLING, YOU CAN'T
JUST SIT HERE AND SULK.
1740
01:22:46,095 --> 01:22:48,731
YOU'RE BECOMING A DISTRACTION
FOR THE WHOLE PARTY.
1741
01:22:48,764 --> 01:22:51,000
MOM, I DON'T WANT TO MINGLE
WITH YOUR OLD MAN FRIENDS.
1742
01:22:51,034 --> 01:22:52,668
WELL, YOU CAN'T JUST
SIT HERE AND POUT.
1743
01:22:52,701 --> 01:22:54,737
- HELLO, LADIES.
- GERARD--
1744
01:22:54,770 --> 01:22:57,640
- JAKE.
- JAKE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
1745
01:22:57,673 --> 01:23:02,045
HI. LOOK, CAN I JUST
HAVE A WORD WITH YOU,
PLEASE, REALLY QUICKLY?
1746
01:23:02,078 --> 01:23:06,182
JAKE, LOOK, JUST GET OUT
OF HERE. DON'T MAKE ME
SICK CLIVE ON YOU.
1747
01:23:06,215 --> 01:23:08,384
LOOK, BARBRA, I KNOW
I BROKE YOUR RULES, OKAY?
1748
01:23:08,417 --> 01:23:10,753
BUT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
I HAD NO IDEA NORAH WAS
YOUR DAUGHTER.
1749
01:23:10,786 --> 01:23:12,755
I NEVER WOULD HAVE
BAILED ON YOU IF I DIDN'T
CARE ABOUT HER SO MUCH.
1750
01:23:12,788 --> 01:23:14,657
I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE.
1751
01:23:14,690 --> 01:23:17,426
JUST HEAR ME OUT
FOR ONE SECOND, PLEASE?
1752
01:23:17,460 --> 01:23:19,062
EXCUSE ME.
1753
01:23:20,629 --> 01:23:22,798
YOU JUST GOTTA HEAR ME OUT
FOR ONE SECOND, OKAY?
1754
01:23:22,831 --> 01:23:26,369
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY SAY
THAT COULD CHANGE ANYTHING?
1755
01:23:26,402 --> 01:23:27,570
I'VE CHANGED.
1756
01:23:27,603 --> 01:23:30,106
YOU KNOW WHAT?
ENOUGH. ENOUGH.
1757
01:23:30,139 --> 01:23:32,608
ALL RIGHT, I KNEW
YOU WERE A PLAYBOY,
1758
01:23:32,641 --> 01:23:35,378
BUT YOU ROPED ME IN
WITH YOUR STUPID CHARM.
1759
01:23:35,411 --> 01:23:37,513
YOU LIED TO MY FACE.
1760
01:23:37,546 --> 01:23:40,349
YOU HAD SEX
WITH MY MOM'S FRIENDS.
YOU HAD SEX WITH MY MOM.
1761
01:23:40,383 --> 01:23:42,418
AND NOW ALL THESE PEOPLE
ARE LOOKING AT ME LIKE,
1762
01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:44,553
"POOR GIRL,
SHE NEVER SAW IT COMING."
1763
01:23:44,587 --> 01:23:46,622
NORAH, I HATE TO
INTERJECT, DARLING,
1764
01:23:46,655 --> 01:23:48,624
BUT JAKE NEVER SLEPT
WITH ME.
1765
01:23:48,657 --> 01:23:50,693
JEEZ, HELEN, I REALLY
APPRECIATE IT,
1766
01:23:50,726 --> 01:23:53,162
- BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S
HELPING RIGHT NOW.
- WE JUST KISSED.
1767
01:23:53,196 --> 01:23:55,164
WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX,
1768
01:23:55,198 --> 01:23:57,566
BUT YOU DID DO
AN AMAZING PINKIE POOL.
1769
01:23:57,600 --> 01:24:01,370
WE DIDN'T EITHER.
HE WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME
TOUCH HIS PACKAGE.
1770
01:24:01,404 --> 01:24:04,840
I SWEAR, SWEETHEART,
I ONLY JUST LICKED
HIS FEET.
1771
01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:06,275
HE WAS A PERFECT
GENTLEMAN.
1772
01:24:06,309 --> 01:24:08,644
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
LOOK, NORAH,
1773
01:24:08,677 --> 01:24:10,179
WE DIDN'T
HAVE SEX EITHER.
1774
01:24:10,213 --> 01:24:12,381
I APPRECIATE IT,
1775
01:24:12,415 --> 01:24:14,383
YOU GUYS, REALLY I DO.
THAT'S SWEET.
1776
01:24:14,417 --> 01:24:16,385
BUT NONE OF THIS MATTERS,
1777
01:24:16,419 --> 01:24:20,223
BECAUSE YOU WERE STILL
SEEING DOZENS OF WOMEN
BEHIND MY BACK.
1778
01:24:20,256 --> 01:24:23,092
LOOK, I WAS JUST DOING
WHAT I NEEDED TO DO
TO GET BY, OKAY?
1779
01:24:23,126 --> 01:24:25,861
I WAS PROVIDING A SERVICE
FOR THESE LADIES, YOU KNOW?
1780
01:24:25,894 --> 01:24:27,863
LOOK, I WAS ALWAYS
A GENTLEMAN.
1781
01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:30,099
I ALWAYS TREATED THEM
WITH THE UTMOST RESPECT.
1782
01:24:30,133 --> 01:24:33,436
BUT I NEVER EVER
CARED FOR ANY OF THEM.
IT WAS JUST A JOB.
1783
01:24:33,469 --> 01:24:36,272
HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT
GONNA JUST TURN INTO GERARD?
1784
01:24:36,305 --> 01:24:39,775
YEAH, IS IT JAKE OR GERARD?
WHICH IS IT TODAY?
1785
01:24:39,808 --> 01:24:42,278
- CLIVE.
- SORRY.
1786
01:24:43,912 --> 01:24:47,516
HOW DO I KNOW THAT?
1787
01:24:47,550 --> 01:24:49,518
BECAUSE--
1788
01:24:49,552 --> 01:24:51,520
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
1789
01:24:51,554 --> 01:24:54,223
Crowd: AWW.
1790
01:24:54,257 --> 01:24:57,426
THIS IS COMING FROM A GUY
WHO'S NEVER SAID THAT TO
ANYONE IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE--
1791
01:24:57,460 --> 01:25:00,829
WELL, EXCEPT FOR RONNIE,
BUT HE'S MORE LIKE A BROTHER
KIND OF LOVE.
1792
01:25:00,863 --> 01:25:03,299
- I LOVE YOU, BRO.
- THANKS, BUDDY.
1793
01:25:03,332 --> 01:25:05,668
LOOK, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH,
1794
01:25:05,701 --> 01:25:07,670
THERE'S NOTHING
I WOULDN'T DO FOR YOU.
1795
01:25:07,703 --> 01:25:09,738
AND I'M JUST ASKING FOR
ONE MORE CHANCE, PLEASE--
1796
01:25:09,772 --> 01:25:11,907
ONE CHANCE
TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.
1797
01:25:11,940 --> 01:25:15,444
AND I'LL NEVER EVER
DISAPPOINT YOU AGAIN.
1798
01:25:19,182 --> 01:25:21,550
I CAN'T HELP IT.
1799
01:25:21,584 --> 01:25:23,719
I LOVE YOU TOO.
1800
01:25:23,752 --> 01:25:27,256
- Woman: YES!
- ( applause )
1801
01:25:27,290 --> 01:25:30,826
HOT-- THAT'S HOT.
WHOO!
1802
01:25:32,495 --> 01:25:35,831
RONNIE, COME HERE.
1803
01:25:35,864 --> 01:25:37,500
WHAT?
1804
01:25:37,533 --> 01:25:39,535
NO, COME CLOSER.
1805
01:25:40,536 --> 01:25:42,771
- WHAT?
- COME CLOSER.
1806
01:25:43,872 --> 01:25:45,474
WHAT?
1807
01:25:50,246 --> 01:25:52,848
DID I TELL YOU
I DRIVE A PORSCHE?
1808
01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:57,420
OH GOD, TELL ME IT'S RED.
1809
01:25:57,453 --> 01:25:59,855
DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
I LIKE PORSCHES.
THIS ONE TIME WHEN I WAS--
1810
01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:06,195
THEY CALL ME PEACHES,
LIKE FRUIT, BUT SWEETER.
1811
01:26:06,229 --> 01:26:07,563
AND YOU?
1812
01:26:07,596 --> 01:26:10,233
( British accent )
GEORGE-- GEORGE FROM LONDON.
1813
01:26:10,266 --> 01:26:11,667
OH.
1814
01:26:12,701 --> 01:26:14,403
OH, YEAH.
1815
01:26:15,771 --> 01:26:18,874
OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
1816
01:26:18,907 --> 01:26:21,244
- UH, WE'RE JUST CELEBRATING.
- YEAH.
1817
01:26:21,277 --> 01:26:23,246
WE'RE JUST OVERCOME
WITH HAPPINESS.
1818
01:26:23,279 --> 01:26:27,483
WE'LL MEET YOU THERE.
WE'LL JUST BE, LIKE,
TWO MINUTES OR SOMETHING.
1819
01:26:27,516 --> 01:26:29,485
OR MAYBE LONGER.
1820
01:26:29,518 --> 01:26:31,487
PROBABLY MORE LIKE
10 OR 15 MINUTES.
1821
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:34,790
OW. MAYBE
HALF AN HOUR, OKAY?
1822
01:26:34,823 --> 01:26:37,393
OKAY, WELL, CONTINUE.
1823
01:26:37,426 --> 01:26:39,762
YEAH, WE'RE
NIPPING AT YOUR HEELS.
WE'RE RIGHT THERE.
1824
01:26:39,795 --> 01:26:41,129
- OKAY.
- WE'RE WITH YOU.
1825
01:26:41,163 --> 01:26:43,299
- ALL RIGHT.
- YOU LOOK GREAT
IN A SUIT. NO, YOU DO.
1826
01:26:43,332 --> 01:26:45,368
- I'M NOT LYING.
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- BYE.
1827
01:26:45,401 --> 01:26:48,003
SO DO YOU, NORAH.
1828
01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:50,439
- SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
- OKAY, BYE.
1829
01:26:54,009 --> 01:26:57,380
* CAN'T YOU ADMIT
THAT THIS IS NICE? *
1830
01:26:58,647 --> 01:27:01,717
* OH, HONEY, I WOULD
KEEP YOU HERE WITH ME *
1831
01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:03,719
* FOREVER, IF I COULD
1832
01:27:03,752 --> 01:27:07,490
* BUT I DON'T THINK
I COULD HANDLE THE PRICE *
1833
01:27:10,959 --> 01:27:12,928
* SO BE MY BABY
1834
01:27:12,961 --> 01:27:15,864
* GIGOLO
1835
01:27:15,898 --> 01:27:20,869
* AND GO WHEREVER
I WILL GO *
1836
01:27:20,903 --> 01:27:24,239
* AND IF YOU COME
RIGHT WHEN I CALL *
1837
01:27:25,874 --> 01:27:27,843
* IT WON'T TAKE
1838
01:27:27,876 --> 01:27:31,246
* ANY TIME AT ALL
1839
01:27:35,318 --> 01:27:37,953
* I'M NOT ASKING YOU
TO MARRY ME *
1840
01:27:37,986 --> 01:27:40,756
* IT WOULD JUST BE
SO MUCH FUN *
1841
01:27:40,789 --> 01:27:44,727
* TO PLAY
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS *
1842
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:47,596
* WHEN I SAW YOU
IN THE MAGAZINE *
1843
01:27:47,630 --> 01:27:49,532
* COULDN'T BREATHE,
I BELIEVE... *
1844
01:27:49,565 --> 01:27:50,966
IS THAT MY BEARD TRIMMER?
1845
01:27:50,999 --> 01:27:53,802
( blows )
YEAH.
1846
01:27:56,672 --> 01:27:58,641
SORRY, MAN.
1847
01:27:58,674 --> 01:28:01,810
GET THE -- OUT!
YOU --!
1848
01:28:03,679 --> 01:28:05,881
--, YOU LITTLE BITCH.
1849
01:28:05,914 --> 01:28:07,950
WE CAN'T DO THIS
NINE TIMES.
1850
01:28:10,453 --> 01:28:14,089
* YOU LOOK SO GOOD
IN BLACK AND WHITE *
1851
01:28:14,122 --> 01:28:15,591
* YOU KNOW
THAT FEELING... *
1852
01:28:15,624 --> 01:28:18,026
I'M NOT WEARING
ANY UNDERWEAR, YOU KNOW.
1853
01:28:18,060 --> 01:28:20,363
( crew laughing )
1854
01:28:20,396 --> 01:28:23,432
SO THIS IS YOUR GENIUS
IDEA, EH, PEEREE GURU--
1855
01:28:23,466 --> 01:28:24,733
( expletive deleted )
1856
01:28:24,767 --> 01:28:27,803
( mocking mumble )
1857
01:28:27,836 --> 01:28:29,538
DEAD, ABORTION, DEAD.
1858
01:28:29,572 --> 01:28:31,574
THIS DATE'S NOT
GOING WELL AT ALL.
1859
01:28:33,476 --> 01:28:36,845
ALSO, I'M GOING ON A DATE
WITH NORAH THIS EVENING.
1860
01:28:36,879 --> 01:28:38,847
WE'RE GOING
TO THE HORSETOAD.
1861
01:28:38,881 --> 01:28:40,849
( laughter )
1862
01:28:40,883 --> 01:28:43,118
- WHAT KIND OF BAR
- Vivian: HORN-- HORNY.
1863
01:28:43,151 --> 01:28:46,021
- ( car horn honks )
- ( tires screech )
1864
01:28:48,991 --> 01:28:51,360
OH, COMING?
DIDN'T YOU SAY SIMULATE?
1865
01:28:51,394 --> 01:28:54,430
- Woman: SIMULATE, GUYS.
- OH.
1866
01:28:56,599 --> 01:28:59,034
( couch squeaking )
1867
01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:03,806
- Mouse: WHAT ABOUT BARB?
- WHAT ABOUT BARB?
1868
01:29:03,839 --> 01:29:05,508
THAT'S WHAT I WAS
THINKING TOO.
1869
01:29:05,541 --> 01:29:07,476
YEAH, YOU'LL BE WORKING
AT A WOMEN'S HEALTH CLINIC
1870
01:29:07,510 --> 01:29:09,978
- INSPECTING MOLDY VAGINAS.
- MOLDY VAGINAS?
1871
01:29:10,012 --> 01:29:11,980
WELCOME TO FIRST CLASS.
1872
01:29:12,014 --> 01:29:14,550
( laughs )
DAMN IT.
1873
01:29:14,583 --> 01:29:17,119
- WHY?
- ( both laugh )
1874
01:29:17,152 --> 01:29:19,955
STANISLAVSKY.
1875
01:29:19,988 --> 01:29:21,957
- I TOOK HIM ONCE
- ( loud pop ) D IT.
1876
01:29:21,990 --> 01:29:24,760
RIGHT,
ROBERT?
1877
01:29:24,793 --> 01:29:26,762
( both laughing )
1878
01:29:26,795 --> 01:29:28,464
HIS-S-S-STORY.
1879
01:29:28,497 --> 01:29:30,132
( laughing )
1880
01:29:30,165 --> 01:29:33,602
* WE WILL SEE HOW IT GOES
1881
01:29:35,471 --> 01:29:39,442
* SO BE MY BABY GIGOLO
1882
01:29:40,809 --> 01:29:43,979
* AND GO WHEREVER I WILL GO
1883
01:29:45,948 --> 01:29:47,916
* WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OFF
1884
01:29:47,950 --> 01:29:51,019
* ALL YOUR CLOTHES?
1885
01:29:51,053 --> 01:29:53,422
* AND WE WILL SEE
1886
01:29:53,456 --> 01:29:56,391
* HOW IT GOES
1887
01:29:58,093 --> 01:30:01,497
WHAT KIND OF APARTMENT--
IN THERE, FOR GOD'S SAKE?
1888
01:30:01,530 --> 01:30:03,198
* OOH OOH OOH OOH
1889
01:30:03,231 --> 01:30:06,034
* AND GO WHEREVER I WILL GO
1890
01:30:08,136 --> 01:30:11,607
* AND IF YOU COME
RIGHT WHEN I CALL *
1891
01:30:13,241 --> 01:30:15,511
* IT WON'T TAKE
1892
01:30:15,544 --> 01:30:20,616
* ANY TIME
1893
01:30:24,553 --> 01:30:29,758
* AT ALL.
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