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CHEER1 NG AND APPLAUSE
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Hello! Welcome to Top Gear.
We're back, everybody!
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CHEER1 NG AND APPLAUSE
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And, as you can see, things are
a little bit different.
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For starters, BBC One.
We're in the big leagues now.
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But we've gone bigger,
we've gone roomier,
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we've gone full Glastonbury. Let's
be honest, jamming 60O people
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int0 an aircraft hangar,
not such a g00d idea at the moment.
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So, we picked up 0ur studi0
and moved it 0utside.
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Yes, we have.
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L00k at 0ur audience, they've all
come in their very 0wn cars,
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and there's some absolute
beauties out there.
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We've got 0ur very 0wn Top Gear
drive- in, everybody!
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Let's hear the honkers!
Honk those horns!
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HORNS HONK CACOPHONOUSLY
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That is loud!
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Enough!
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Sounds like downtown Mumbai,
doesn't it?
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No wonder the neighbours hate us.
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Don't worry, we've still been up
to 0ur usual mischief.
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Doing stupid stuff in cars.
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I n the case of you tw0,
mostly crashing cars.
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Not talking about that just yet.
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Here's what we've got lined
up this series.
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HE YELPS
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MUS1C: New Sensation
by I NXS
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Here we go!
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1t doesn't get much better
than this.
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# Live, baby, live... #
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Wh00!
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# Now that the day is over... #
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Paddy, it's electric!
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We're going to get electrocuted!
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You are such a wally!
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Whoa!
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# I n perfect moments... #
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W00h00!
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The thing is an absolute missile!
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This is what hire cars are for.
Whoa!
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# Sleep, baby, sleep... #
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We're supposed to be l00king
after these!
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1t's a tough little bugger, this.
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HE LAUGHS
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# And the sun comes... #
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Why do they call it
the wall of death?
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What the...!
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No, n0, n0, n0!
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Come on, Honda.
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I've been left for dead
by a comedian and a cricketer!
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I am flying!
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I can't push my f00t any further!
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1 'm giving it beans!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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How did they get this through
health and safety?
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I think it's a BBC One thing.
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Bit more leeway with the 0ld
health and safety.
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It's a prot0type!
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# New sensation... #
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CHEER1 NG AND APPLAUSE
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All that coming up
over the next five weeks.
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But, first, cast your mind back
to the start of 2020, before
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Covid -19, before social distancing,
a time of wonder, a time of joy.
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A time where you could
get your hands on a toilet roll.
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A different time, Pad,
the good old days
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before joe Wicks and all
the lunges.
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Nob0dy needs that in the morning.
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We were trying to figure out
how do we kick 0ff 0ur first
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show on BBC One?
I mean, it's BBC One, lads.
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We could have gone anywhere,
driven anything.
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Supercars on the Italian Riviera,
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classic muscle cars
around the Wild West.
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But the producer decided
we should start out by tackling...
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...company cars. Brilliant.
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Fantastic. So, they lined up
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three of the most exciting
new company cars
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and told us to meet them...
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...in Bolton.
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LAUGHTER
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A thor0ugh test of three
new company cars.
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Yes, for 0nce,
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we had a proper,
grown- up bit of work to do.
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And, better still...
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...the producers had laid on
three of the absolute best
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in the business for us
to get to grips with.
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The all-electric Tesla Model 3
long - range...
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...the hybrid - powered BMW 330e,
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and the hybrid - powered Volv0 S60.
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The 0nly question was...
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...what were they doing in Bolton?
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Welcome to Fantasy Island!
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You never told me it was s0 grand.
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So, this place, home to many
an iconic TV show.
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Give you a clue...
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Crimewatch?
By 0rder of the Peaky Blinders.
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Peaky Blinders. I got that, Paddy.
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1t was just the accent
I was struggling with.
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Ey up! There's a challenge here.
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Shall we have a l00k?
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"Welcome to Bolton! "
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LAUGHTER
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"Twinned with Le 'mons',
famed for its..."
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Stop, stop, stop. Le "mon".
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There's n0 S on Le Mans.
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"Welcome to Bolton, twins with..."
Twins? Welcome to Bo*on?
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"Twinned with Le Mans, famed
for its 24- hour endurance race.
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"You will now compete
in your 0wn endurance test.
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"24 hours without
leaving your company cars."
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1 n B0*0n?
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24 hours in the car...
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...in Bolton.
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So, the immediate question is...
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Did you have a p00 this morning?
No. Did you? No.
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I know what I want out of these.
Go on, then.
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This is all right, S60 V0*0.
Comfort. Vo*o, it's 24 hours!
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Take it.
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I've already driven one of these
and it's got the most
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uncomfortable driver's seat of all
time, s0 I'm going to have this one.
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So, I'm stuck with the most
important car of the decade.
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Come on, let me show you the sights!
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I still don't know where we p00.
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CAR CH1MES
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Start.
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LAUGHTER
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CAR CH1MES
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This is going to be a long 24 hours.
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It won't start!
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What a weapon!
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I can't start it. Oh, n0!
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Oh, n0!
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The Oracle!
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This man was born in a tin of WD-40.
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1 'm embarrassed for him.
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His first toy was a clutch.
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We're on. Oh, he's started it.
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MUS1C: Our House
by Madness
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So, 0ur 24- hour challenge...
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...began.
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Through the famous arches
and we're 0ff!
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And while Harris and his Beemer
were off to a rocky start...
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CAR COMPUTER TALKS
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Oh, don't you start.
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...I had picked myse* a be*er.
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Wel* it's sm00th, this.
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Oh! Heated steering whee*
how good is that?
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Heated seats.
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These 24 hours
are going to f* by in this car.
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I spend a lot of my life
sitting in a car, s0 the thought
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of spending 24 hours in a car
isn't actually that horrific.
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And I've got a couple of things
going for me here.
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I think this might be
the r00miest car of the three.
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I als0 have the bladder of
a large camel.
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I think I'm in g00d shape.
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Whoa, that's lively!
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Just come out of that junction,
put your f00t down,
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and this thing, blimey!
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1 'm finding that in the V0*0
as well which I didn't expect.
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It's a sign of the changing times
that I'm in the BMW, the one people
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assume would be the fastest,
and it's comfortably the slowest.
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What bhp is that BMW?
288. That is mad, isn't it?
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The Tesla 3 is 50Obhp!
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1 've got 40O in a hybrid V0*0.
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That's crazy!
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MAN ON STREET: N ice Tesla, mate!
Thank you.
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" Nice Tesla, mate."
That's the youth talking.
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PADDY CHUCKLES
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Can't believe the weather. I thought
it was always miserable up here.
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It's beautiful! It's balmy.
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God's country, Chris.
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That'd be Lancashire, not Greater
Manchester. This is Lancashire.
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The boundary's moved. 1t was
Lancashire but not any more, Paddy.
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You don't just move a boundary.
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It's the Red Rose county!
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1t's Greater Manchester!
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Go0gle it on your massive iPad
in your Tesla!
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I am a Boltonian
and I'm a proud Lancast-arian.
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Lancast-arian!
Unfortunate*, you're a Manc.
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Bollocks!
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Sadly, Flintoff had gone t00 far
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because, with plenty of time to
kil* McGuinness now insisted
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on showing us what a proper local
he was with a guided tour.
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Right, are we ready?
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This pub, the Griffin, lads,
my mother used to work
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behind the bar in here, and it was
known as the roughest pub in Bolton.
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Many a man I've seen lose
a t00th in there.
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Happy days.
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Oh, now, this is where
I used to work, down here.
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I was a semiskilled fitter,
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and it was at a plant machinery
place called Vibroplant.
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Here it is!
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1 've stopped to l00k at
a boarded-up window, Chris.
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1s this the extent of the tour?
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And this place here used to be
called Tilcon,
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this concrete plant.
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1 'm not bothered!
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I swapped a Vauxhall Cavalier
for a Monteg0 with a guy who was
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a manager here called Ken.
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He had a home- made tatt00
on his chest of Bruce Lee.
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LAUGHTER
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But life in Bolton wasn't all
pub fights, industrial units,
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and chest tatt00s.
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Oh, n0. I 'd saved
the best till last.
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This is it, boys,
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the street I grew up on,
Auburn Street.
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Here we go!
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Whoa! Number 26 Auburn Street!
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Man!
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This house here with
the white d00r was where
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I was brought up from being a baby.
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It's a council house,
it was back then,
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but, as the years went on,
we moved out of the council house
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and moved to
a housing association house.
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And I'm going to take you now to
when we started living the dream.
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And that's here. Number 30.
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That's where we started
living the dream.
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To be honest, I can't believe
they've not got a blue plaque up.
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But, you know... Fred. Yes, Chris?
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Do you think Pad could do
this one on his 0wn?
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PADDY CHEERS
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My darling brother! How are you,
brother? Go0d to see you, man.
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How are you, man?
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L00k at this. I love you, bro.
We grew up together, didntt we?
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We grew up together. Yeah, and his
mum used to shout t' Patrick! t'
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And everybody would run
home as well. Go0d to see you, man.
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I'm made up I've seen you. No, no...
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Much as I hate to admit it,
it's quite joy0us watching Paddy
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come home because
they love him here.
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I can't believe I'm seeing you.
How's the family? OK? Oh, yeah.
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At least they love him somewhere.
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MUS1C: Another Day 1 n Paradise
by Phil Collins
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With the McGuinness
mystery tour concluded,
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and, if nothing else, a useful
chunk of the day used up,
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it was time to get back to
the practicalities of our challenge.
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Has anyone else got one of these
Shewees in the car? A what?
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CAR COMPUTER: Could you repeat that,
please?
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Yeah, 1 'm just l00king at mine
now but...
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...how does that help you
with a number two?
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Oh, yeah, might be tricky
squeezing that down a pipe.
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Lads, just a thought, if we're
spending 24 hours in these cars,
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we're going to need supplies.
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Any thoughts on where to go, Pad?
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Yeah, I have got the place.
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And that place is...
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...Bolton Market.
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Purveyors of everything you might
need for 24 hours in your car.
245
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Oh, bedding, there, I can see it.
246
00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:48,097
Have you got bedding? plenty, mate!
247
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Lovely! Right, firstly,
what togs do you do?
248
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,127
18-and -a - ha* and 15.
249
00:12:53,127 --> 00:12:55,167
Give us a 15 and tw0 pillows.
250
00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:56,648
Thattll keep you warm, wontt it?
251
00:12:56,648 --> 00:13:01,408
15 tog. 15 tog. Bounce- back soft
pillows. Bounce- back soft!
252
00:13:01,408 --> 00:13:03,037
Get them in the back.
253
00:13:04,607 --> 00:13:06,327
Can I get tw0 pillows and a duvet?
254
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,887
Thank you.
255
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:09,917
Can you get me tw0 pillows
and a duvet?
256
00:13:09,917 --> 00:13:12,378
L00k at that, that's service!
257
00:13:12,378 --> 00:13:16,307
The white tiger, the leopard,
give Chris Harris the unicorn.
258
00:13:16,307 --> 00:13:19,557
Oh, Paddy, can I have the unicorn?
Fred will have the unicorn.
259
00:13:21,347 --> 00:13:23,027
Paddy! Yeah?
260
00:13:23,027 --> 00:13:24,427
Bog roll.
261
00:13:24,427 --> 00:13:26,717
LAUGHTER
262
00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:31,508
Stocked up with everything
we needed...
263
00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:35,237
...next, it was time
for a spot of lunch...
264
00:13:35,237 --> 00:13:36,467
HORN HONKS
265
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,667
Margaret!
266
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:40,277
...from one of Bolton's
finest eateries.
267
00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:44,027
Go0d to see you!
268
00:13:44,027 --> 00:13:47,797
Can we have a lightly battered
and mushy peas for Fred,
269
00:13:47,797 --> 00:13:49,717
and a couple of pickled
eggs for Chris?
270
00:13:49,717 --> 00:13:50,747
Right.
271
00:13:52,388 --> 00:13:53,737
This is g00d.
272
00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:57,388
I tell you, I'm enjoying
not getting out of the car.
273
00:13:57,388 --> 00:14:00,187
I am, but 1 've got
a bit of an issue now, Paddy.
274
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:03,277
I might have to try the
Shewee at an opportune moment.
275
00:14:05,357 --> 00:14:07,717
And you see, that is
the beauty of Bolton.
276
00:14:09,007 --> 00:14:11,737
Whatever you need,
she's got you covered.
277
00:14:13,388 --> 00:14:16,508
I ncluding a tranquil spot
on the 0utskirts of town,
278
00:14:16,508 --> 00:14:19,037
should you need a bit of privacy.
279
00:14:19,037 --> 00:14:22,667
Where are we going now?
Lovers' Lane.
280
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,437
Is that its 0fficial title
or something you gave it?
281
00:14:25,437 --> 00:14:28,227
You don't want to know its 0fficial
title, not on the BBC.
282
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,597
Tell you what, Fred... Yeah?
283
00:14:32,597 --> 00:14:35,017
This Greater Manchester place
is lovely.
284
00:14:36,107 --> 00:14:39,467
You can see its capital right over
there in the distance to the right.
285
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:41,027
Actual Manchester.
286
00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:44,027
You've got Greater Manchester
and now if you turn around
287
00:14:44,027 --> 00:14:46,907
and l00k the 0ther way,
you'll see God's Country, Preston.
288
00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:50,187
This is Lancashire.
289
00:14:52,877 --> 00:14:54,547
And this...
290
00:14:54,547 --> 00:14:56,227
...is Lovers' Lane.
291
00:14:56,227 --> 00:15:00,977
Here we go, boys. Teenage dreams
were made up here.
292
00:15:00,977 --> 00:15:02,737
The mind boggles.
293
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,538
I am going in, lads, 1 'm going in!
294
00:15:09,107 --> 00:15:10,547
L1QU1 D TR1CKLES
295
00:15:10,547 --> 00:15:12,077
1 'm doing it, 1 'm doing it!
296
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,837
How is it? Oh...heaven.
297
00:15:14,837 --> 00:15:16,107
Oh...
298
00:15:17,597 --> 00:15:19,388
Oh... 1 've missed it!
299
00:15:19,388 --> 00:15:20,737
LAUGHTER
300
00:15:20,737 --> 00:15:22,157
No!
301
00:15:23,268 --> 00:15:24,877
1 've done it all over my pants.
302
00:15:24,877 --> 00:15:26,687
No, n0, don't.
303
00:15:26,687 --> 00:15:31,107
Oh, n0, n0, you dirty...
304
00:15:31,107 --> 00:15:32,737
You can't touch the fl00r.
305
00:15:32,737 --> 00:15:35,487
1 'm not touching t'fl00r,
I want to get some sun on me pants.
306
00:15:35,487 --> 00:15:38,298
How bad is it? For Christ's sake!
307
00:15:38,298 --> 00:15:41,027
Wh0 did this? 1t started leaking.
308
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,497
I'm not a doctor...
My windscreen wipers are on!
309
00:15:43,497 --> 00:15:45,337
Fred ! No!
310
00:15:45,337 --> 00:15:47,487
LAUGHTER
311
00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:50,967
Now, at this point...
I don't know what to do!
312
00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:54,817
...the producers decided
that 0ur company car review
313
00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:57,288
had started to wander 0ff-course.
314
00:15:57,288 --> 00:15:58,737
PADDY SHOUTS
315
00:15:58,737 --> 00:16:00,418
Get 0ff, you dirty git!
316
00:16:02,937 --> 00:16:06,288
So, they told us to head straight
to a nearby racetrack
317
00:16:06,288 --> 00:16:07,497
for a proper test.
318
00:16:08,538 --> 00:16:11,987
And insisted that, on the way,
we - to use their words -
319
00:16:11,987 --> 00:16:14,257
grow up and talk about the cars.
320
00:16:17,047 --> 00:16:22,837
OK, this thing doesn't feel like
a BMW to me. I am a huge BMW fan.
321
00:16:22,837 --> 00:16:24,197
When I get in them,
322
00:16:24,197 --> 00:16:27,707
I feel the BMW DNA because
they feel like drivers' cars.
323
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,518
But, in going hybrid,
324
00:16:30,518 --> 00:16:34,347
it feels like this 3 series
has slightly lost its way.
325
00:16:35,677 --> 00:16:39,518
The steering's very light,
the cabin's unfamiliar.
326
00:16:39,518 --> 00:16:43,677
And, I have to say, after the Tesla,
does l00k complicated and dated.
327
00:16:43,677 --> 00:16:46,247
And there's nothing
really special about it.
328
00:16:46,247 --> 00:16:50,757
As tested,
this is a nick under *50,000.
329
00:16:52,477 --> 00:16:56,557
And for about the same money,
you could have the S60.
330
00:16:56,557 --> 00:17:00,907
Not 0n* are its heated seats great
for drying out the odd spillage...
331
00:17:00,907 --> 00:17:05,047
...it's a*0 quicker and more
powerful than Harris' Beemer.
332
00:17:06,447 --> 00:17:09,557
But, because it's a V0*0,
it doesn't shout about it.
333
00:17:09,557 --> 00:17:14,057
There's n0 big spoilers, there's n0
big whee* and flared arches.
334
00:17:14,057 --> 00:17:18,207
V0*0 tend to do their 0wn
relaxed, Scandinavian thing.
335
00:17:18,207 --> 00:17:21,247
1t's comfortable, it's safe.
It's solid.
336
00:17:21,247 --> 00:17:23,327
Which is all well and g00d.
337
00:17:23,327 --> 00:17:26,288
But if you're l00king for something
to really surprise you,
338
00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:27,777
the Model 3...
339
00:17:30,707 --> 00:17:32,197
...is the one you want.
340
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,807
I've been in the car
a g00d few hours now,
341
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:38,607
and I've got to tell you...
342
00:17:38,607 --> 00:17:40,677
...I really like it.
343
00:17:40,677 --> 00:17:42,997
It's SO quick,
344
00:17:42,997 --> 00:17:45,917
lovely to drive, comfortable,
345
00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:49,967
the range has held up well -
322 miles on a full charge.
346
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:53,557
If I was a salesperson travelling
up and down the mot0rways
347
00:17:53,557 --> 00:17:57,557
of the U K, this car would be
a n0- brainer for me.
348
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:04,877
With the producers appeased
by some proper road testing
349
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:08,247
and already well over
seven hours int0 0ur challenge,
350
00:18:08,247 --> 00:18:11,117
s00n we arrived at the
Three Sisters go- kart track,
351
00:18:11,117 --> 00:18:15,427
ready to take on a serious
company car test.
352
00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:19,197
Thank you.
353
00:18:20,428 --> 00:18:21,737
Challenge, boys.
354
00:18:21,737 --> 00:18:24,398
"Time for a team- building exercise.
355
00:18:24,398 --> 00:18:26,687
"To see how your company cars
handle company,
356
00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:29,677
"you will see who can do the fastest
lap of the track...
357
00:18:30,997 --> 00:18:34,497
"..with your colleagues on board."
Oh, we're in together. That's nice.
358
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:39,477
Not really because the rules
of 0ur 24- hour challenge stated
359
00:18:39,477 --> 00:18:42,577
we couldn't set f00t
0utside of our cars.
360
00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:47,477
It meant for this test, first,
we'd have to clamber between them.
361
00:18:47,477 --> 00:18:49,077
There's wee on those!
362
00:18:49,077 --> 00:18:51,037
Fred ! No!
363
00:18:51,037 --> 00:18:53,337
1 'm in! Have you got your helmet?
364
00:18:53,337 --> 00:18:54,907
1 've got my helmet.
365
00:18:54,907 --> 00:18:55,927
HE LAUGHS
366
00:18:57,987 --> 00:18:59,117
Oh, God.
367
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:03,317
Oh, tell you what,
it's g00d to have a stretch.
368
00:19:03,317 --> 00:19:04,597
HE GROANS W1TH SAT1SFACT10N
369
00:19:04,597 --> 00:19:06,687
Oi, 0i, 0i! don't do that!
You'll go through it!
370
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:10,837
I'm just going to put my f00t
on your car. Do not move.
371
00:19:10,837 --> 00:19:12,557
Move 0ff, go on. Wait, wait, wait.
372
00:19:15,037 --> 00:19:16,507
Now, go on.
373
00:19:16,507 --> 00:19:17,557
THEY LAUGH
374
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,787
That's it...
375
00:19:20,677 --> 00:19:22,557
You've got the central...
376
00:19:22,557 --> 00:19:24,837
Open the d00r, you clown!
377
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,967
I'm in. Hello, Paddy.
Nice of you to join.
378
00:19:31,507 --> 00:19:35,517
So, tw0 laps each of Three Sisters'
tight, challenging circuit,
379
00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:39,997
and first to lay down the company
car benchmark was the 330e.
380
00:19:41,507 --> 00:19:42,557
Get 0ff!
381
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,127
FRED LAUGHS
382
00:19:44,127 --> 00:19:45,797
1t's team bonding, this.
383
00:19:45,797 --> 00:19:48,158
1 've not done anything!
384
00:19:48,158 --> 00:19:50,408
Stop being jumpy. Right, just...
385
00:19:50,408 --> 00:19:52,997
What? Right, stop that!
386
00:19:52,997 --> 00:19:55,637
Are you ready? Yes. Three...
387
00:19:55,637 --> 00:19:57,767
...tw0, one, go! Go, go, go!
388
00:19:59,087 --> 00:20:00,687
FRED LAUGHS
389
00:20:00,687 --> 00:20:02,487
Oh, he's having a go!
390
00:20:02,487 --> 00:20:04,847
We will crash!
We will... We will crash!
391
00:20:04,847 --> 00:20:07,007
TYRES SCREECH
392
00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:09,557
Trying to get you comfy!
We will crash!
393
00:20:09,557 --> 00:20:11,517
Somewhere to put your head!
394
00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:14,047
Lads, we will crash if you do that.
395
00:20:15,687 --> 00:20:17,507
What are you doing?
396
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:20,557
I'm going to have to make
him safe. Get that, lad.
397
00:20:20,557 --> 00:20:23,327
I am going to trump, mate,
what BLEEP are you doing?
398
00:20:25,607 --> 00:20:28,077
Oh, you pressed
the stopwatch as wel* Paddy.
399
00:20:28,077 --> 00:20:30,007
The stopwatch has stopped.
400
00:20:31,077 --> 00:20:32,867
Start again, Chris.
401
00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:34,797
Right, stop it.
402
00:20:34,797 --> 00:20:38,437
Why are you doing that to me?
This is team bonding!
403
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,677
1t's not me, it's him in the back.
404
00:20:40,677 --> 00:20:43,207
You put a duvet in front of my face!
405
00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:45,517
THEY ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
406
00:20:45,517 --> 00:20:49,437
Once the board meeting...wrapped
up...it was time for another go.
407
00:20:49,437 --> 00:20:54,168
Have a minute, Chris, you're
a racing driver. Three, tw0, one...
408
00:20:54,168 --> 00:20:55,687
Go.
409
00:20:59,197 --> 00:21:01,717
Put your window up, Paddy!
Put your window up!
410
00:21:05,327 --> 00:21:08,847
Why have you got your window down?
Put your...!
411
00:21:10,087 --> 00:21:11,877
Me blanket's gone!
412
00:21:11,877 --> 00:21:13,717
Oi, that's my duvet for tonight!
413
00:21:13,717 --> 00:21:15,927
Your pillow's been sucked
out the back!
414
00:21:15,927 --> 00:21:17,607
Oh, n0!
415
00:21:17,607 --> 00:21:19,927
Oh, n0!
416
00:21:19,927 --> 00:21:22,637
Oh, my word! We've lost the duvet!
417
00:21:22,637 --> 00:21:24,717
Come on, Chris!
418
00:21:26,157 --> 00:21:29,057
You tw0 are a pair... You are...
Go on, Harris!
419
00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,597
Now be carefu* there
might be a duvet on the track!
420
00:21:32,597 --> 00:21:34,077
THEY LAUGH
421
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,168
Hold on, there's another pillow!
That's my pillow!
422
00:21:39,727 --> 00:21:41,867
That is my pillow!
423
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,687
Give it a go, this is the turn!
424
00:21:43,687 --> 00:21:45,807
Oh, God !
TYRES SCREECH
425
00:21:45,807 --> 00:21:47,487
Geez! I mean, quite frankly, how are
426
00:21:47,487 --> 00:21:49,367
we supposed to do
a business meeting...
427
00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:51,727
This is team bonding.
..when you're driving like that?
428
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,207
Why are you driving like a berk?
429
00:21:54,207 --> 00:21:57,727
What was the time? ':4'. Dead.
430
00:21:57,727 --> 00:21:59,687
Lovely time, Christopher.
431
00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:01,727
I'm speechless at your behaviour,
you tw0.
432
00:22:01,727 --> 00:22:03,807
PADDY BURPS
What?
433
00:22:03,807 --> 00:22:07,367
With the benchmark set,
despite my imbecile colleagues,
434
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:10,527
next to take the wheel was Flintoff.
435
00:22:10,527 --> 00:22:13,408
What's going on? He's going
out the r00f, isn't he? Oh...
436
00:22:13,408 --> 00:22:15,447
Yeah, and n0 bagging.
437
00:22:15,447 --> 00:22:18,847
So you're really going out the
r00f, are you, Fred? No, not now!
438
00:22:24,207 --> 00:22:27,057
Oh, that's not nice!
I can't get out!
439
00:22:27,057 --> 00:22:28,727
That's not nice!
440
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:35,298
THEY LAUGH
441
00:22:38,327 --> 00:22:41,217
And with another important
board meeting concluded...
442
00:22:41,217 --> 00:22:45,207
I can't handle this!
Oh, I'm crying here!
443
00:22:45,207 --> 00:22:48,207
...we eventually
clambered aboard the Volv0.
444
00:22:48,207 --> 00:22:52,877
Where it was time to see what
Flintoff could do with 40O horsepower.
445
00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:57,247
Hold out, Paddy,
the rug's coming off. Oh, n0!
446
00:22:57,247 --> 00:22:59,837
Oh, n0, n0, n0! No-one needs that.
447
00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:04,028
Flintoff, don't crash, all right?
Three, tw0, one...
448
00:23:04,028 --> 00:23:06,087
Go. Here we go.
449
00:23:06,087 --> 00:23:08,967
Ooh, right, don't 0verc00k it
here because the next one,
450
00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:10,957
you've got to... Right. Ooh...
451
00:23:12,527 --> 00:23:14,677
It's got some dough, hasn't it?
452
00:23:14,677 --> 00:23:17,497
That's t00 fast, be carefu*
be careful. Easy, Chris.
453
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,637
This is quicker than mine,
this is fast!
454
00:23:23,207 --> 00:23:24,927
TYRES SCREECH
455
00:23:24,927 --> 00:23:27,048
Don't 0verc00k this one.
What's wrong?
456
00:23:28,497 --> 00:23:30,887
L00k at the brakes.
He's not even hit 'em!
457
00:23:32,687 --> 00:23:34,927
Oh, God ! Oh, God ! We're over.
458
00:23:34,927 --> 00:23:37,377
Use the track! Use the track!
459
00:23:37,377 --> 00:23:39,597
Hold on, Fred...!
460
00:23:39,597 --> 00:23:41,527
Chris, stop it, you're...
461
00:23:41,527 --> 00:23:44,007
Chris, you're making me...
I'm going to have to have a drink.
462
00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:47,377
Oh, my God ! What are you doing?
I'm covered in piss 'n' Coke now!
463
00:23:47,377 --> 00:23:50,847
Piss 'n' Coke,
it's like being in the '90s again.
464
00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:53,847
I want this to end !
I want this to end!
465
00:23:53,847 --> 00:23:55,957
The Coke's running down my back!
466
00:23:58,447 --> 00:24:01,367
Slow down, Fred,
that's way t00 quick!
467
00:24:01,367 --> 00:24:02,807
Oh, n0!
468
00:24:04,038 --> 00:24:05,097
Oh, n0, here we go!
469
00:24:05,097 --> 00:24:08,367
Oh, my God ! He's caught it.
470
00:24:08,367 --> 00:24:10,217
Fred. What? That is massive damage.
471
00:24:14,727 --> 00:24:16,017
And over the line.
472
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:19,407
I don't think we're buying a Volv0.
473
00:24:19,407 --> 00:24:22,887
1t's all right. It's right, that.
That's fine.
474
00:24:22,887 --> 00:24:24,807
It definitely wasn't.
475
00:24:24,807 --> 00:24:27,887
Not 0nly had Flintoff finished
a full five seconds slower
476
00:24:27,887 --> 00:24:30,317
than my much less powerful BMW...
477
00:24:30,317 --> 00:24:31,807
I can't get in. I'm stuck.
478
00:24:34,527 --> 00:24:36,527
...he'd spent the extra time
479
00:24:36,527 --> 00:24:39,577
completely trashing
a whole side of his S60.
480
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,367
That's push out, that.
481
00:24:42,367 --> 00:24:45,298
All of which meant
the boardr00m d00r was now
482
00:24:45,298 --> 00:24:48,567
well and truly 0pen
for McGuinness and his Tesla.
483
00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:51,207
Three, tw0, one, go!
484
00:24:57,857 --> 00:24:59,847
Easy, Paddy.
485
00:24:59,847 --> 00:25:03,017
Paddy, t00 fast, t00 fast,
too fast! Shut up.
486
00:25:03,017 --> 00:25:05,087
I don't like this at all.
Me neither.
487
00:25:06,367 --> 00:25:08,647
Has he got any idea...?
It's too fast, this car, for you.
488
00:25:08,647 --> 00:25:10,407
He's t00 fast!
489
00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:14,577
You're going to be
going s0 fast at the end.
490
00:25:14,577 --> 00:25:15,767
You've got to brake. Shut up!
491
00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:18,038
Brake, brake, brake, brake! Not yet.
492
00:25:24,168 --> 00:25:26,217
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
493
00:25:26,217 --> 00:25:29,127
TYRES SCREECH
There we go.
494
00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:35,737
Bl00dy hell fire, Paddy.
This is a g00d lap. This is quick.
495
00:25:35,737 --> 00:25:38,457
Oh, you're 0ff here.
496
00:25:38,457 --> 00:25:42,527
Don't worry. I am worried, Paddy.
Don't tell me not to worry!
497
00:25:42,527 --> 00:25:43,587
1 'm very worried!
498
00:25:45,298 --> 00:25:46,967
And brake hard, brake hard!
499
00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:49,407
All right, lads!
Lads, it's all right!
500
00:25:51,407 --> 00:25:54,298
This is fast. I reckon this is
going to be the winning one.
501
00:25:58,737 --> 00:26:01,127
There we are.
502
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,197
What was that, Fred?
Oh, it was horrible.
503
00:26:05,487 --> 00:26:08,727
Geez, that's a fast car.
But it handles as wel* doesn't it?
504
00:26:08,727 --> 00:26:12,407
It comes out the corners incredibly
well. What did you get, Chris? 1:41.
505
00:26:12,407 --> 00:26:15,847
':4' dead. You got ':4'.'9.
506
00:26:17,737 --> 00:26:19,687
Tw0 tenths 0ff, Paddy! So close!
507
00:26:19,687 --> 00:26:21,887
Not bad for a stand - up comedian,
I'll give you that.
508
00:26:21,887 --> 00:26:24,178
Oh, my God, get 0ff.
509
00:26:24,178 --> 00:26:26,178
We're going to a business
meeting now.
510
00:26:26,178 --> 00:26:27,847
And we're not going in the Volv0.
511
00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:30,967
Wh0's going to hire us
if we turn up in a crashed car?
512
00:26:30,967 --> 00:26:33,257
Will you stop it, please?
513
00:26:33,257 --> 00:26:35,097
The man from V0*0's
just over there.
514
00:26:37,207 --> 00:26:40,308
So, 0ur first proper
company car test was over,
515
00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:44,557
and while Harris and his Beemer
had just beaten my Tesla to the win,
516
00:26:44,557 --> 00:26:48,767
it's fair to say team Volv0
had had a bumpy ride.
517
00:26:48,767 --> 00:26:50,247
I feel bad about that.
518
00:26:50,247 --> 00:26:52,657
I feel bad for that.
It's too good a car for that.
519
00:26:54,097 --> 00:26:57,327
On the plus side, though,
Flintoff's trousers had dried out...
520
00:26:58,377 --> 00:27:00,607
Oh, that's better.
521
00:27:00,607 --> 00:27:02,337
...and after his success
on the track,
522
00:27:02,337 --> 00:27:05,337
Harris was just starting
to warm to his car.
523
00:27:06,487 --> 00:27:08,887
Kind of.
CAR: What can I help you with?
524
00:27:08,887 --> 00:27:12,977
What you can do is just
be quiet for ever.
525
00:27:16,127 --> 00:27:20,737
We were closing in on the ha*way
mark of our 24- hour challenge.
526
00:27:20,737 --> 00:27:23,407
And, keen to keep up
the serious company car testing,
527
00:27:23,407 --> 00:27:28,127
at a nearby petrol station,
the producers told us to fill up
528
00:27:28,127 --> 00:27:32,217
to see what 0ur busy day
on the road had cost us.
529
00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:33,847
Oh!
530
00:27:33,847 --> 00:27:37,207
This would be a lot easier
if I could touch the fl00r.
531
00:27:37,207 --> 00:27:40,657
We're in. It's a waiting game now.
532
00:27:40,657 --> 00:27:43,807
Have you finished? Yeah.
533
00:27:43,807 --> 00:27:46,267
17 quid. '7?
534
00:27:47,997 --> 00:27:49,667
1 've put in... *'9.28.
535
00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:51,207
Can't argue with it.
536
00:27:51,207 --> 00:27:55,287
Of course, this is the point
where normally the electric car
537
00:27:55,287 --> 00:27:58,337
comes a cropper.
How long is this going to take?
538
00:27:58,337 --> 00:28:03,058
Probably about 25 minutes.
Are you pulling my leg?
539
00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:05,497
It's always going to be
the cheapest to fill up.
540
00:28:05,497 --> 00:28:09,178
It's just that waiting for it to
charge has always been
541
00:28:09,178 --> 00:28:12,058
unbelievably dull.
542
00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:13,817
I'm getting thor0ughly bored now.
543
00:28:14,928 --> 00:28:17,857
Having said that, this is a Tesla.
544
00:28:17,857 --> 00:28:21,487
Hang on, lads. I've found something.
545
00:28:21,487 --> 00:28:25,017
I've found a karaoke
machine in my car.
546
00:28:25,017 --> 00:28:29,158
Hey, Paddy. 1 'm a*ays up
for karaoke. Climb through, get in.
547
00:28:31,087 --> 00:28:32,908
All right.
548
00:28:32,908 --> 00:28:33,987
Here we go.
549
00:28:35,597 --> 00:28:37,977
MUS1C: Don't You (Forget About Me)
by Simple Minds
550
00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:39,928
ALL: # Hey, hey, hey, hey!
551
00:28:41,497 --> 00:28:43,627
# O00h...
552
00:28:44,908 --> 00:28:47,097
# Whoa!
553
00:28:47,097 --> 00:28:49,257
# Don't you
554
00:28:49,257 --> 00:28:51,317
# Forget about me
555
00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:55,267
# Don't, don't, don't, don't... #
556
00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:57,217
Now we're living!
557
00:28:57,217 --> 00:28:59,198
Paddy, 1 'm just going to
say one thing.
558
00:28:59,198 --> 00:29:04,407
1 'm going to buy one of these
cars on the strength of that!
559
00:29:04,407 --> 00:29:07,457
Do you want a singsong? Do you want
to sing along to the karaoke?
560
00:29:07,457 --> 00:29:09,567
Come and get yourse*
around the car!
561
00:29:11,287 --> 00:29:13,457
ALL: # Reaching out... #
562
00:29:13,457 --> 00:29:14,727
Everybody get ready!
563
00:29:14,727 --> 00:29:17,317
# Touching me
564
00:29:17,317 --> 00:29:19,517
# Touching you... #
565
00:29:19,517 --> 00:29:22,178
Everybody!
566
00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:24,967
# Sweet Caroline
567
00:29:24,967 --> 00:29:26,928
# Do, do, do
568
00:29:26,928 --> 00:29:30,257
# G00d times never seemed s0 g00d
569
00:29:30,257 --> 00:29:32,077
# So g00d! So g00d! So g00d!
570
00:29:33,567 --> 00:29:36,537
# 1 've been inclined... #
571
00:29:37,928 --> 00:29:40,567
APPLAUSE
572
00:29:40,567 --> 00:29:44,567
# To believe
they never would, no, no... #
573
00:29:46,527 --> 00:29:48,717
Oh, dear, Paddy, what are we doing?
574
00:29:48,717 --> 00:29:51,407
A karaoke machine in a car.
575
00:29:51,407 --> 00:29:53,767
All that's missing
is a fruit machine in the b00t
576
00:29:53,767 --> 00:29:55,367
and I'm going nowhere.
577
00:29:55,367 --> 00:29:57,847
And als0, as wel*
how weird was that having people
578
00:29:57,847 --> 00:29:59,048
s0 close to you in the car.
579
00:29:59,048 --> 00:30:00,997
That was literally
the start of this year, that.
580
00:30:00,997 --> 00:30:02,928
Some things never change, though.
581
00:30:02,928 --> 00:30:06,918
Ha*way through the first show of a
new series, Flintoff's had a crash.
582
00:30:06,918 --> 00:30:09,847
1 blame you tw0 putting me 0ff.
I'm trying to drive, and you're,
583
00:30:09,847 --> 00:30:12,928
"Oh, mind the tyres, mind
the tyres! " just let me drive!
584
00:30:12,928 --> 00:30:15,257
The trouble is, you didn't
mind the tyres, you hit 'em.
585
00:30:15,257 --> 00:30:17,287
No, 1 kissed them.
586
00:30:17,287 --> 00:30:19,897
Why would you put them there
if you're not meant to use them?
587
00:30:19,897 --> 00:30:23,847
Just nip back on. All right,
I admit it, it's not a good start.
588
00:30:23,847 --> 00:30:27,657
Ha* hour in on BBC One, 1 've
dented a car, I've wet my pants...
589
00:30:27,657 --> 00:30:29,357
LAUGHTER
590
00:30:29,357 --> 00:30:33,327
At this rate, they're going to send
us back to BBC Two, aren't they?
591
00:30:33,327 --> 00:30:34,928
Geez!
592
00:30:34,928 --> 00:30:37,327
Now, there's a new
top-of-the- range Ferrari out,
593
00:30:37,327 --> 00:30:39,757
and frankly, there was
Only one person for the job.
594
00:30:39,757 --> 00:30:42,077
Someone who just loves driving.
595
00:30:42,077 --> 00:30:46,127
Someone who will stop at nothing
to get behind the wheel.
596
00:30:46,127 --> 00:30:48,557
Sadly, Dominic Cummings
wasn't available.
597
00:30:48,557 --> 00:30:49,997
LAUGHTER
598
00:30:49,997 --> 00:30:51,197
APPLAUSE
599
00:30:51,197 --> 00:30:52,697
Too s00n. Too s00n.
600
00:30:53,717 --> 00:30:56,527
So we sent Chris Harris instead.
How's your eyesight?
601
00:30:56,527 --> 00:30:57,808
Is it all right?
602
00:31:01,367 --> 00:31:03,567
OPERA S1 NG1 NG
603
00:31:14,487 --> 00:31:17,287
This is the Ferrari SF90.
604
00:31:18,767 --> 00:31:24,197
At *40O,000, it isn't the most
expensive Ferrari ever made,
605
00:31:24,197 --> 00:31:26,897
but it is definitely
the most complicated.
606
00:31:29,537 --> 00:31:34,277
Because as well as the four- litre,
twin-turb0 V8 you'd expect,
607
00:31:34,277 --> 00:31:38,077
it als0 has n0 fewer than
three electric mot0rs
608
00:31:38,077 --> 00:31:39,967
and four-wheel drive.
609
00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:45,777
They've put it all
to g00d use, though,
610
00:31:45,777 --> 00:31:49,207
because the SF 90 packs
a frankly staggering...
611
00:31:50,727 --> 00:31:53,337
...1,000 horsepower.
612
00:32:00,207 --> 00:32:03,417
1,000 horsepower.
Think about that for a minute.
613
00:32:04,497 --> 00:32:06,337
1,000.
614
00:32:06,337 --> 00:32:07,938
I never thought I 'd see the day.
615
00:32:11,207 --> 00:32:13,928
What we have here is nothing less
than the fastest,
616
00:32:13,928 --> 00:32:16,727
most powerful Ferrari road car
ever made.
617
00:32:21,297 --> 00:32:23,857
The thing is an absolute missile.
618
00:32:26,577 --> 00:32:29,177
The gear changes are just
whip, snap, gone.
619
00:32:29,177 --> 00:32:30,938
0-60 in 2.5 seconds.
620
00:32:32,058 --> 00:32:35,527
From a standing start, seven seconds
later it's doing 130mph.
621
00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:43,697
Top speed,
a totally irrelevant 211mph.
622
00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:46,647
Dear me.
Get your head round that lot.
623
00:32:50,727 --> 00:32:53,877
And while you're at it,
get your head around this lot.
624
00:32:56,217 --> 00:32:58,207
The braking system
is the most advanced
625
00:32:58,207 --> 00:33:00,337
and complicated of any road car.
626
00:33:00,337 --> 00:33:03,167
It's fly- by-wire, s0 there's
n0 physical connection between
627
00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:07,367
the pedal and what's happening, and
that in your brain is disconcerting.
628
00:33:08,447 --> 00:33:12,577
The steering...
It's electric as well.
629
00:33:12,577 --> 00:33:16,058
But the systems are s0 clever
on this car that it brings it
630
00:33:16,058 --> 00:33:20,487
together int0 a believable,
enjoyable driving experience.
631
00:33:22,427 --> 00:33:25,867
But perhaps the most remarkable
thing about this very clever
632
00:33:25,867 --> 00:33:28,787
Ferrari is that it can als0 do this.
633
00:33:32,657 --> 00:33:34,247
QU1 ET HUM
634
00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:46,237
This is the first Ferrari you can
drive on electric power alone.
635
00:33:48,137 --> 00:33:51,417
It's bizarre. All I can hear
is a bit of tyre noise,
636
00:33:51,417 --> 00:33:53,877
and the fans going 0ff
to keep me c00l.
637
00:33:53,877 --> 00:33:57,247
Now, to be absolutely clear,
in this mode,
638
00:33:57,247 --> 00:34:00,167
the SF 90 won't be worrying
any Teslas.
639
00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:03,617
70, 80...
640
00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:07,058
Yeah. That's flat out.
641
00:34:08,497 --> 00:34:13,697
Especially as its pure
electric range is just 15 miles.
642
00:34:15,857 --> 00:34:19,137
And 0nce you've used them up, you've
either got to start the engine
643
00:34:19,137 --> 00:34:24,567
again to recharge the battery,
or stop and plug it int0 a wall.
644
00:34:27,697 --> 00:34:30,577
It's a nice party trick,
but apart from making you feel a bit
645
00:34:30,577 --> 00:34:35,177
smug, in reality,
15 miles of range is a bit useless.
646
00:34:36,287 --> 00:34:38,217
And, speaking of useless...
647
00:34:39,287 --> 00:34:41,017
No.
648
00:34:41,017 --> 00:34:42,097
No.
649
00:34:42,097 --> 00:34:43,257
No.
650
00:34:43,257 --> 00:34:44,297
No.
651
00:34:45,607 --> 00:34:47,787
That's your 0nly luggage space.
652
00:34:47,787 --> 00:34:50,938
Everything you need for a weekend
away has to go in there.
653
00:34:52,417 --> 00:34:53,857
It's less than ideal.
654
00:35:00,087 --> 00:35:03,068
Forget b00t space
and gimmicky electric drive, though.
655
00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:04,818
This is a Ferrari.
656
00:35:06,607 --> 00:35:10,688
And what really matters is whether,
through all its technol0gy
657
00:35:10,688 --> 00:35:14,457
and clever driving modes,
the SF90 still ultimately
658
00:35:14,457 --> 00:35:18,698
feels like a Ferrari should
when you start to push it.
659
00:35:20,177 --> 00:35:22,227
OK. So I'm starting in CT 0ff.
660
00:35:23,967 --> 00:35:26,447
So now I've got traction
control that allows
661
00:35:26,447 --> 00:35:29,047
a bit of slip at the rear.
Let's see what happens.
662
00:35:32,337 --> 00:35:33,808
L00k at that!
663
00:35:33,808 --> 00:35:35,447
That's not me.
664
00:35:35,447 --> 00:35:37,497
I've just got my f00t
buried on the throttle,
665
00:35:37,497 --> 00:35:38,938
and it's holding it there for me.
666
00:35:49,327 --> 00:35:50,977
It's clever.
667
00:35:50,977 --> 00:35:52,417
It's clever.
668
00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:54,887
Is it enjoyable? I'm not quite sure.
669
00:35:54,887 --> 00:35:58,057
I'm more in awe of it than dining
out on how it feels at the moment.
670
00:36:05,017 --> 00:36:10,137
The way that it'll hold a drift, the
button should be called drift mode.
671
00:36:10,137 --> 00:36:11,457
It's doing it all for me.
672
00:36:14,537 --> 00:36:17,087
So, we know it'll make you
feel like a driving god with
673
00:36:17,087 --> 00:36:20,157
the electronic assistance
switched on.
674
00:36:20,157 --> 00:36:22,577
The question now is...
675
00:36:22,577 --> 00:36:26,387
...what's a 1,000 horsepower hybrid
like to handle
676
00:36:26,387 --> 00:36:28,337
with it all switched 0ff?
677
00:36:32,747 --> 00:36:33,967
Right, here we go, then.
678
00:36:35,537 --> 00:36:38,877
We're going to go through to
you're on your 0wn mode. ESC 0ff.
679
00:36:45,657 --> 00:36:47,027
Whoa!
680
00:36:47,027 --> 00:36:48,297
OK.
681
00:36:51,177 --> 00:36:53,247
Oh, there's a lot going on here.
682
00:36:55,257 --> 00:36:58,127
What's happening is, I'm having to
try and predict the way
683
00:36:58,127 --> 00:37:01,688
the computers are going to split
the power front to rear.
684
00:37:01,688 --> 00:37:03,467
Too much steering angle
and it robs power,
685
00:37:03,467 --> 00:37:06,127
t00 little steering angle
and it goes straight on.
686
00:37:07,777 --> 00:37:09,417
Oh, g00d Lord, yeah.
687
00:37:10,507 --> 00:37:12,767
You've got to be on your
A-game in this thing.
688
00:37:17,867 --> 00:37:20,457
There we go. There we go!
689
00:37:20,457 --> 00:37:22,577
Oh, that felt g00d!
690
00:37:22,577 --> 00:37:24,047
Yes, baby!
691
00:37:33,227 --> 00:37:34,457
W00h00!
692
00:37:35,948 --> 00:37:37,377
Whoa!
693
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,617
You know what?
694
00:37:40,617 --> 00:37:43,577
Normally in a Ferrari, I get in it
and I just turn everything 0ff,
695
00:37:43,577 --> 00:37:47,387
because then it's just me
and the machine and my input.
696
00:37:47,387 --> 00:37:50,337
But for the first time ever...
697
00:37:50,337 --> 00:37:51,767
...I'm coming back one.
698
00:37:51,767 --> 00:37:53,818
I want the computer helping me
in this bad boy,
699
00:37:53,818 --> 00:37:55,457
because I think I need it.
700
00:38:00,307 --> 00:38:03,818
Ferrari calls the SF90
its flagship.
701
00:38:04,837 --> 00:38:08,007
Its mission statement
for the next decade.
702
00:38:09,027 --> 00:38:12,587
But if the blueprint for what
Ferraris of the future should be
703
00:38:12,587 --> 00:38:16,137
is a car that puts technol0gy
before the driver,
704
00:38:16,137 --> 00:38:19,467
then I'm not sure
that's the future I want.
705
00:38:24,057 --> 00:38:27,187
It seems that they got s0 hung
up on making the SF90 the fastest,
706
00:38:27,187 --> 00:38:30,977
the cleverest, the newest, that they
forgot what was really important.
707
00:38:36,337 --> 00:38:38,948
Yes, it's a
stunning technical achievement.
708
00:38:38,948 --> 00:38:41,187
But I'm not sure
it's a great driver's car.
709
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:45,137
I'm not sure it's a great Ferrari.
710
00:38:54,327 --> 00:38:56,017
APPLAUSE
711
00:38:56,017 --> 00:38:58,427
OK? Very.
712
00:39:01,147 --> 00:39:03,547
Paddy, 1 never thought
I 'd see the day.
713
00:39:03,547 --> 00:39:08,107
The great Chris Harris,
racing driver, supercar tamer,
714
00:39:08,107 --> 00:39:10,217
having to dial it back a bit, eh?
715
00:39:10,217 --> 00:39:13,847
That Ferrari SF90 a little bit
too spicy for you, Chris?
716
00:39:13,847 --> 00:39:17,067
Ah... You tasted the vindal00
and went for a korma. Shocking.
717
00:39:17,067 --> 00:39:18,828
L00k, it wasn't t00 fast and scary,
718
00:39:18,828 --> 00:39:22,187
just the calibration was a bit
inconsistent. How about this, then?
719
00:39:22,187 --> 00:39:24,698
We finish filming, and Ferrari
produces another car and goes,
720
00:39:24,698 --> 00:39:25,987
"Try this."
721
00:39:25,987 --> 00:39:29,907
And it fixes all the problems.
But you can't buy it.
722
00:39:29,907 --> 00:39:32,677
You can't buy that car? What's even
the point of having it? I dunn0.
723
00:39:32,677 --> 00:39:35,257
That's Ferrari. It's just Ferrari
being Ferrari.
724
00:39:35,257 --> 00:39:37,698
Wel* never mind that, because what
I want to know is how fast
725
00:39:37,698 --> 00:39:39,857
would the SF90 go round 0ur track?
726
00:39:39,857 --> 00:39:42,617
Wel* earlier today, we sent
the Stig out to set a lap time.
727
00:39:42,617 --> 00:39:43,907
Have a l00k at this.
728
00:39:45,557 --> 00:39:47,977
1,000 horsepower of Ferrari SF90.
729
00:39:47,977 --> 00:39:49,757
This is the Assett0 Fioran0 kit.
730
00:39:49,757 --> 00:39:53,677
That's 40 grand more, already
over the 40O grand list price.
731
00:39:53,677 --> 00:39:56,137
That l00ked speeded up to me.
That l00ked ridiculous.
732
00:39:56,137 --> 00:39:59,907
It does 0-10Omph in 4.5 seconds.
Get your head round that.
733
00:39:59,907 --> 00:40:01,828
OK, it's already l00king very fast.
734
00:40:01,828 --> 00:40:04,747
It's on the Michelin Cup R tyre,
really, really fast, sticky tyre.
735
00:40:04,747 --> 00:40:06,427
You're l00king for great things.
736
00:40:06,427 --> 00:40:08,787
A little bit of 0versteer
going int0 Chicag0 there.
737
00:40:08,787 --> 00:40:11,141
Beautifully held by the Stig.
738
00:40:11,141 --> 00:40:14,361
I mean, the speed out of Chicag0,
this thing is all about numbers,
739
00:40:14,361 --> 00:40:17,891
about just breaking your body
down with sheer force.
740
00:40:19,141 --> 00:40:22,021
Braking stability very
g00d int0 Hammerhead, l00k at this.
741
00:40:22,021 --> 00:40:24,181
Takes the left one,
what's the right change like?
742
00:40:24,181 --> 00:40:26,251
Oh, it's just flat, isn't it?
Absolutely flat.
743
00:40:26,251 --> 00:40:28,701
Flatter than
Paddy McGuinness' stand - up crowd.
744
00:40:28,701 --> 00:40:30,421
L00k at the exit there.
745
00:40:30,421 --> 00:40:32,611
Again, it's putting power down,
four-wheel drive,
746
00:40:32,611 --> 00:40:35,741
electric mot0rs at the front,
single electric mot0r at the back.
747
00:40:35,741 --> 00:40:38,251
This is one of the few cars that
the Stig's had to brake through
748
00:40:38,251 --> 00:40:39,461
the Follow-Through.
749
00:40:39,461 --> 00:40:41,861
Normally it's flat out,
but he had to brake there.
750
00:40:41,861 --> 00:40:43,951
L00k at the speed he's carried.
751
00:40:43,951 --> 00:40:46,891
It's 0utrageous.
The thing's a rocket sled.
752
00:40:46,891 --> 00:40:50,171
Second -to- last, the most difficult
corner on the circuit.
753
00:40:50,171 --> 00:40:52,701
Oh, he's really nailed that.
Fantastic line.
754
00:40:52,701 --> 00:40:55,861
Nibble of grass there through Gambon
and over the line.
755
00:40:55,861 --> 00:40:58,891
I didn't have long to speak,
it was s0 fast. Wow.
756
00:40:58,891 --> 00:40:59,981
APPLAUSE
757
00:40:59,981 --> 00:41:03,011
That was quick. It actually l00ked
faster on the tape. What do you reckon?
758
00:41:03,011 --> 00:41:05,811
L00k up there, we've got
the Porsche 9" GT2 RS up there.
759
00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:07,672
I think you can forget
anything down here.
760
00:41:07,672 --> 00:41:11,371
It's the GT2 RS and north
we're l00king at. It was s0 quick.
761
00:41:11,371 --> 00:41:15,033
All right, wel* 1 've got the time
here, Chris. And I can tell you...
762
00:41:16,554 --> 00:41:18,633
...the Ferrari SF90...
763
00:41:18,633 --> 00:41:20,473
...l00king at the board...
764
00:41:20,473 --> 00:41:22,203
...went round in...
765
00:41:22,203 --> 00:41:27,883
...one minute ".3... What?!
..which is the fastest ever!
766
00:41:27,883 --> 00:41:29,443
Oh!
767
00:41:29,443 --> 00:41:33,003
For a car to go that much
faster by that margin is unheard -of.
768
00:41:33,003 --> 00:41:34,763
The thing is a monster.
769
00:41:34,763 --> 00:41:37,263
And this is the start of the next
ten years for them,
770
00:41:37,263 --> 00:41:38,623
s0 just watch out.
771
00:41:38,623 --> 00:41:41,554
That is an absolute rocket.
772
00:41:41,554 --> 00:41:42,804
Right.
773
00:41:42,804 --> 00:41:45,783
Next on the boardr00m agenda
is part tw0 of our company car
774
00:41:45,783 --> 00:41:47,913
adventure where, as you'll remember,
775
00:41:47,913 --> 00:41:50,903
we were ha*way through
spending 24 hours in 0ur cars.
776
00:41:50,903 --> 00:41:52,053
Back to the north!
777
00:41:56,653 --> 00:41:59,993
With the prospect of a long
night in 0ur company cars stretching
778
00:41:59,993 --> 00:42:05,453
ahead of us, the producers had
kindly lined up another test.
779
00:42:07,963 --> 00:42:11,713
This time, telling us to head to the
top of a specially closed -0ff
780
00:42:11,713 --> 00:42:16,564
and tantalisingly empty
multistorey car park.
781
00:42:17,923 --> 00:42:20,674
The plot thickens.
782
00:42:20,674 --> 00:42:22,333
What is af00t here?
783
00:42:25,453 --> 00:42:28,283
I've always wanted to behave
badly in a car park.
784
00:42:28,283 --> 00:42:30,913
I hope it just involves that.
785
00:42:30,913 --> 00:42:32,893
We've got a challenge
on this cone here.
786
00:42:37,633 --> 00:42:40,373
"You will now test the performance
of your company cars with
787
00:42:40,373 --> 00:42:44,093
"the Top Gear
Mu*istorey Car Park Hill Climb.
788
00:42:44,093 --> 00:42:47,293
"Start at the entrance,
get to the top as quick as you can."
789
00:42:47,293 --> 00:42:50,273
That's right up your street, Harris.
Look how happy he is!
790
00:42:50,273 --> 00:42:53,023
Like the simplest recipes,
it's the finest.
791
00:42:53,023 --> 00:42:55,733
Paddy, the g00d news is,
you're up first in your Tesla.
792
00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:57,943
Get down the bottom, son,
I'll see you in a minute.
793
00:42:57,943 --> 00:42:59,383
Certainly will!
794
00:43:01,743 --> 00:43:04,824
Yes, because any g00d company
car needs to be
795
00:43:04,824 --> 00:43:06,913
nimble around the car park.
796
00:43:06,913 --> 00:43:10,383
We'd now see which of 0urs was best
in a sprint up all ten
797
00:43:10,383 --> 00:43:12,913
fl00rs of Wigan's Mitigate
multistorey.
798
00:43:14,283 --> 00:43:15,773
1 n three...
799
00:43:15,773 --> 00:43:17,073
...tw0...
800
00:43:18,093 --> 00:43:19,633
...one... Go!
801
00:43:19,633 --> 00:43:21,353
Whoa!
802
00:43:24,714 --> 00:43:26,623
I think that thing
is almost t00 fast.
803
00:43:26,623 --> 00:43:28,983
TYRES SCREECH
804
00:43:30,073 --> 00:43:31,913
Whoa!
805
00:43:31,913 --> 00:43:33,383
I think it'll be terrifying.
806
00:43:33,383 --> 00:43:36,503
Night-time and a bit of tiredness
doubles the horsepower.
807
00:43:45,343 --> 00:43:46,863
Oh!
808
00:43:48,003 --> 00:43:49,173
He's coming.
809
00:43:49,173 --> 00:43:52,213
That left 0ff will get less grip
as he comes up. Listen to that.
810
00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:54,123
It's an understeer fest.
811
00:43:54,123 --> 00:43:55,684
Oh, water!
812
00:43:57,673 --> 00:43:59,023
A bit greasy.
813
00:44:06,123 --> 00:44:08,053
Oh, my word. Chequered flag!
814
00:44:09,863 --> 00:44:12,694
Bl00dy hell. That was fast.
815
00:44:12,694 --> 00:44:15,893
How was that?
That was quick with a capital F.
816
00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:19,153
The time was one minute...
817
00:44:20,564 --> 00:44:22,413
...point five. What?
818
00:44:22,413 --> 00:44:25,073
I was expecting...
I wanted a sub-60 seconds.
819
00:44:25,073 --> 00:44:27,513
I'm a little bit disappointed.
820
00:44:29,103 --> 00:44:30,433
With the Tesla laying down
821
00:44:30,433 --> 00:44:33,043
what fe* like an unbeatable
fast benchmark...
822
00:44:34,283 --> 00:44:38,613
This is just mind - bending.
It just goes, bip- b00p- bip- b00p!
823
00:44:38,613 --> 00:44:41,083
Like that up against the window!
824
00:44:41,083 --> 00:44:43,643
Next it was time
for Harris and his Beemer
825
00:44:43,643 --> 00:44:48,333
to go and put a big 0ld tick
on the bucket list.
826
00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:50,564
Here we go, Chris.
Three, two, one, go!
827
00:44:53,714 --> 00:44:55,783
Here we go.
I have always wanted to do this.
828
00:44:59,073 --> 00:45:01,963
Now, we'll definitely
hear him skidding.
829
00:45:05,283 --> 00:45:08,714
Wow! Oversteer in a car park!
Yes, baby.
830
00:45:12,973 --> 00:45:14,694
TYRES SCREECH
831
00:45:14,694 --> 00:45:16,993
Can you hear him? Skiddy.
832
00:45:20,303 --> 00:45:23,743
Come on, BMW! She's sliding.
833
00:45:28,351 --> 00:45:29,652
Ha* a minute gone.
834
00:45:31,201 --> 00:45:33,211
He said this is a dream of his.
835
00:45:34,651 --> 00:45:35,957
Wow!
836
00:45:37,548 --> 00:45:40,558
I don't think his dream was
getting beat by you in it, though.
837
00:45:41,707 --> 00:45:42,957
Oh! Oh!
838
00:45:46,227 --> 00:45:47,917
Oh! Oh! Oh!
839
00:45:49,837 --> 00:45:51,147
That was fun.
840
00:45:52,397 --> 00:45:55,627
A life goal achieved.
I don't really care about the time.
841
00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:57,408
Oh, you don't care about the time?
842
00:45:57,408 --> 00:46:01,678
Chris, Paddy went round in ':OO.5.
843
00:46:01,678 --> 00:46:07,347
You went round in ':02.'3.
844
00:46:08,668 --> 00:46:12,047
Very happy with that, boys.
That was superb. He's not.
845
00:46:12,047 --> 00:46:16,997
That was as much fun as I've had all
day long, and it's been a funny day.
846
00:46:16,997 --> 00:46:19,497
Right, you're up next, cooker.
847
00:46:19,497 --> 00:46:23,597
As Captain Crash lined up to
take his shot at the Tesla, the big
848
00:46:23,597 --> 00:46:28,207
question now was, just how much
of the Volv0 would reach the finish?
849
00:46:30,377 --> 00:46:33,347
Are you in position, Eddie Skid?
850
00:46:33,347 --> 00:46:36,077
I am, mate.
I just want to get to the top.
851
00:46:36,077 --> 00:46:37,867
OK. Three...
852
00:46:39,117 --> 00:46:40,217
...tw0, one, go!
853
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:48,967
F00t down. Brake, brake, brake!
854
00:46:51,817 --> 00:46:53,127
Anything can happen here.
855
00:46:56,327 --> 00:46:59,558
You wait. When you see a fl00r
collapse, he's taken a pillar out. Yeah.
856
00:47:00,997 --> 00:47:04,237
I don't want to put
any more dents in this car.
857
00:47:06,067 --> 00:47:07,917
Go, go, go!
858
00:47:09,678 --> 00:47:11,077
Wait till you hear it.
859
00:47:11,077 --> 00:47:14,137
Oh, God, have you pressed go on the
stopwatch? You've got the stopwatch.
860
00:47:14,137 --> 00:47:16,937
I haven't got it. I've not got it.
861
00:47:18,207 --> 00:47:19,658
1 'm going as hard as I can.
862
00:47:21,577 --> 00:47:24,247
I said to you, I'm handing
over to you to send him 0ff.
863
00:47:24,247 --> 00:47:26,057
Wel* I haven't got the stopwatch.
864
00:47:27,668 --> 00:47:29,197
Wel* wh0's got it, then?
865
00:47:32,027 --> 00:47:33,067
Go, go, go, go on!
866
00:47:41,017 --> 00:47:43,647
Do you want to tell him, or me?
867
00:47:43,647 --> 00:47:44,767
Do you want to tell him?
868
00:47:46,418 --> 00:47:48,617
Er, Fred? All right, lads?
869
00:47:52,558 --> 00:47:55,308
Er, do you want the g00d news
or the bad news?
870
00:47:55,308 --> 00:47:57,027
The g00d news is 1 'm here.
871
00:47:57,027 --> 00:47:59,057
Wel* the g00d news is,
yeah, you're here,
872
00:47:59,057 --> 00:48:01,657
and l00ked nice
and tidy at the top there.
873
00:48:03,977 --> 00:48:05,227
You want the bad news?
874
00:48:07,767 --> 00:48:09,867
What is it?
875
00:48:09,867 --> 00:48:11,467
He's not got the stopwatch.
876
00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:16,857
He told me when you were up here,
he said, "Wh0's got the stopwatch?"
877
00:48:16,857 --> 00:48:18,747
I said, "You, you started the race."
878
00:48:18,747 --> 00:48:21,627
Why did he start it, then? I said
go, I thought he had the stopwatch.
879
00:48:21,627 --> 00:48:26,538
But we don't have a stopwatch. Oh,
I've got the stopwatch! He's got it!
880
00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:29,124
58 seconds.
881
00:48:29,124 --> 00:48:30,164
58 seconds.
882
00:48:32,275 --> 00:48:34,155
No, but listen!
883
00:48:34,155 --> 00:48:37,566
1 'm happy that 1 've got this
car up in one piece.
884
00:48:37,566 --> 00:48:40,635
I think sending me again
would be reckless.
885
00:48:41,945 --> 00:48:46,485
I just see it, there's n0 more
dents in my car, it's a win.
886
00:48:46,485 --> 00:48:48,755
Quite right.
887
00:48:48,755 --> 00:48:51,566
And with the Volv0
spared another beating
888
00:48:51,566 --> 00:48:54,595
and the Tesla taking
multistorey hill climb gold...
889
00:48:56,355 --> 00:48:57,675
...back on the road,
890
00:48:57,675 --> 00:49:01,336
all that thor0ugh testing
was catching up with us.
891
00:49:02,735 --> 00:49:05,945
Lads, I think we're around at about
15 hours we've been in the car.
892
00:49:09,745 --> 00:49:13,245
I'm r00ted. Can we go
and find somewhere to stay, please?
893
00:49:13,245 --> 00:49:14,745
Oh, yes, we could.
894
00:49:14,745 --> 00:49:18,125
Because back in the majestic
town of Bolton,
895
00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:24,025
in Lancashire, I 'd called in a few
favours and lined up just the place.
896
00:49:24,025 --> 00:49:26,005
There she blows, lads.
897
00:49:26,005 --> 00:49:29,175
Plenty of r00m. Nice and secure.
898
00:49:29,175 --> 00:49:31,975
They've even left
the lights on for us.
899
00:49:31,975 --> 00:49:34,695
That's a f00tball stadium.
900
00:49:34,695 --> 00:49:35,885
Correct.
901
00:49:39,665 --> 00:49:42,336
The home of Bolton Wanderers.
902
00:49:42,336 --> 00:49:45,285
L00k at this! Oh, h0, h0, h0!
903
00:49:49,855 --> 00:49:51,725
HORNS BEEP
904
00:49:53,645 --> 00:49:56,955
The real theatre of dreams.
905
00:49:56,955 --> 00:49:59,245
Or nightmares.
906
00:49:59,245 --> 00:50:02,725
Once we'd parked up in the world's
most brightly lit lay- by...
907
00:50:03,925 --> 00:50:06,155
Time to get snuggled, lads.
908
00:50:06,155 --> 00:50:08,795
...all we could do
was try to get comfy.
909
00:50:11,316 --> 00:50:12,855
Roll it out!
910
00:50:14,795 --> 00:50:16,925
This Tesla is unbelievable.
911
00:50:16,925 --> 00:50:21,436
I have got a full-size
double bed in the back.
912
00:50:21,436 --> 00:50:23,316
And while six-f00t-four Flintoff
913
00:50:23,316 --> 00:50:27,115
was somehow posting himse*
int0 his 0wn b00t,
914
00:50:27,115 --> 00:50:28,845
McGuinness's bedtime routine
915
00:50:28,845 --> 00:50:32,316
turned to tweaking the ambience
in his Tesla.
916
00:50:32,316 --> 00:50:37,925
Unbelievable. The things it's
got on this thing. Pad? Yeah?
917
00:50:37,925 --> 00:50:42,245
I'm snuggled in, but it's basically broad
daylight and it's about ha* past 12...
918
00:50:42,245 --> 00:50:45,885
LOUD METAL MUS1C
BLEEP
919
00:50:45,885 --> 00:50:47,075
MUS1C STOPS
920
00:50:47,075 --> 00:50:48,725
What has just happened?
921
00:50:48,725 --> 00:50:51,165
You'll have to say that again,
something just happened,
922
00:50:51,165 --> 00:50:53,365
something mad in my car.
923
00:50:53,365 --> 00:50:55,675
It's ha* past 12 and it's broad
daylight.
924
00:50:57,316 --> 00:50:59,165
Hang on. Give me a sec.
925
00:51:02,475 --> 00:51:03,755
Dougie!
926
00:51:05,215 --> 00:51:06,655
Dougie!
927
00:51:08,755 --> 00:51:09,795
No light y!
928
00:51:13,645 --> 00:51:15,935
There they go. Lovely stuff.
929
00:51:18,525 --> 00:51:20,395
Oh...
930
00:51:20,395 --> 00:51:21,925
Get in the back now.
931
00:51:23,105 --> 00:51:24,235
Oh, wonderful stuff.
932
00:51:39,875 --> 00:51:41,525
SNOR1 NG
933
00:51:43,446 --> 00:51:47,925
Now, the Tesla is perfectly
fine for a night away.
934
00:51:47,925 --> 00:51:51,115
But I 'd be doing a disservice to
Bolton if I didn't als0
935
00:51:51,115 --> 00:51:57,196
mention that the Wanderers Stadium
has a very nicely equipped hotel.
936
00:52:07,005 --> 00:52:08,475
Stroke of genius.
937
00:52:25,285 --> 00:52:26,885
SNOR1 NG
938
00:52:34,045 --> 00:52:36,645
1t's not the comfiest, this,
but it's all right.
939
00:52:43,125 --> 00:52:44,395
1t's ha* tw0 in the morning.
940
00:53:03,975 --> 00:53:05,245
OK.
941
00:53:23,525 --> 00:53:24,685
Fred?
942
00:53:25,965 --> 00:53:28,316
Yeah? How did you sleep?
943
00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:32,365
Yeah... Yeah.
944
00:53:32,365 --> 00:53:33,456
Is McGuinness up?
945
00:53:35,005 --> 00:53:37,605
Yes, I am here. Um...
946
00:53:37,605 --> 00:53:40,085
I've got to say,
the Tesla surprised me all day,
947
00:53:40,085 --> 00:53:44,965
and all night it surprised me.
Toasty and warm, loads of r00m.
948
00:53:46,085 --> 00:53:47,965
It's the way forward, this car.
949
00:53:51,845 --> 00:53:53,105
How long we got left?
950
00:53:55,295 --> 00:53:58,336
Just over ha* an hour, boys.
951
00:53:59,425 --> 00:54:00,535
I have to say,
952
00:54:00,535 --> 00:54:04,045
this trip has confounded
all my expectations about the north.
953
00:54:04,045 --> 00:54:06,175
I love it.
The people have been lovely,
954
00:54:06,175 --> 00:54:08,635
and the weather appears to be
the same as St Tropez.
955
00:54:08,635 --> 00:54:11,115
Which is it next,
Bristol or Preston?
956
00:54:12,845 --> 00:54:17,685
I think it's 0n* right we should go
to Lancashire next. Preston.
957
00:54:17,685 --> 00:54:20,245
B00m!
958
00:54:22,775 --> 00:54:25,285
Bolton is Lancashire.
959
00:54:28,565 --> 00:54:33,405
So, the end of our 24- hour challenge
was in sight, and it's fair to
960
00:54:33,405 --> 00:54:38,456
say, as company cars go, all three
had proven remarkably g00d company.
961
00:54:44,165 --> 00:54:46,645
But, as the final few
minutes ticked away,
962
00:54:46,645 --> 00:54:50,255
the producers had one more
surprise in store.
963
00:54:53,525 --> 00:54:55,685
Challenge. Bit early.
964
00:54:56,885 --> 00:55:01,695
"Congratulations, nearly made it.
Just one more race.
965
00:55:01,695 --> 00:55:06,245
" I n your briefcases you will find
a high- protein Swedish breakfast
966
00:55:06,245 --> 00:55:09,326
"suitable for
the on-the-go businessman.
967
00:55:09,326 --> 00:55:12,285
" First to eat some wins."
968
00:55:12,285 --> 00:55:14,525
Some?
969
00:55:14,525 --> 00:55:17,525
Yep. Just one tiny mouthful.
970
00:55:17,525 --> 00:55:19,405
Oh, n0!
971
00:55:19,405 --> 00:55:22,565
What d01 tell you, lads?
I've tried these things before.
972
00:55:22,565 --> 00:55:25,076
These are the most hideous
things you've ever...
973
00:55:25,076 --> 00:55:28,715
When you 0pen this tin,
just get ready.
974
00:55:28,715 --> 00:55:35,605
It's called Surstromming, or, to put
it simply, fermented Baltic herring.
975
00:55:35,605 --> 00:55:37,355
CAN H1SSES
976
00:55:39,725 --> 00:55:41,365
HE COUGHS
977
00:55:41,365 --> 00:55:43,565
Whoa!
978
00:55:43,565 --> 00:55:45,765
CAN H1SSES
979
00:55:45,765 --> 00:55:46,845
Oh!
980
00:55:48,135 --> 00:55:49,565
Oh!
981
00:55:50,845 --> 00:55:55,765
1 've literal* pierced it,
and the smell... I'm out.
982
00:55:55,765 --> 00:55:58,445
Tin of sardines, lads.
I loved sardines when I were a kid.
983
00:55:58,445 --> 00:56:03,565
Sardines on toast, or pilchards in
tomat0 sauce, lovely. I'm going in.
984
00:56:04,715 --> 00:56:06,125
Oh...
985
00:56:06,125 --> 00:56:07,845
Oh, that's potent.
986
00:56:07,845 --> 00:56:09,255
Bleugh!
987
00:56:11,255 --> 00:56:12,685
CAN H1SSES
988
00:56:12,685 --> 00:56:13,725
The BLEEP!
989
00:56:15,805 --> 00:56:17,055
Gee...!
990
00:56:17,055 --> 00:56:19,005
Aargh!
991
00:56:19,005 --> 00:56:20,895
Get that out...
992
00:56:20,895 --> 00:56:21,925
of this car!
993
00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:30,415
Argh...
994
00:56:31,605 --> 00:56:33,355
HE RETCHES
995
00:56:35,245 --> 00:56:37,226
I can't stay in here.
996
00:56:37,226 --> 00:56:39,065
Stick your challenge!
997
00:56:39,065 --> 00:56:40,214
Argh!
998
00:56:41,884 --> 00:56:43,543
Oh...
999
00:56:43,543 --> 00:56:46,973
I can still smell it! I can't get
away from it! I'm going up there.
1000
00:56:51,133 --> 00:56:53,133
I've stopped retching...
1001
00:56:54,373 --> 00:56:56,143
HE RETCHES
1002
00:56:57,863 --> 00:57:03,623
Here, now, where I am...just
about getting away from the smell
1003
00:57:03,623 --> 00:57:05,053
and I'm not exaggerating.
1004
00:57:05,053 --> 00:57:06,723
HE S1GHS
1005
00:57:06,723 --> 00:57:08,423
Oh, it's set me back, that.
1006
00:57:10,453 --> 00:57:11,853
I'm not giving up.
1007
00:57:11,853 --> 00:57:15,543
It's my one chance to beat
Flintoff at one of these things.
1008
00:57:15,543 --> 00:57:17,853
Oh...
1009
00:57:17,853 --> 00:57:19,493
That is horrendous.
1010
00:57:21,453 --> 00:57:22,903
Arrgh!
1011
00:57:25,533 --> 00:57:29,273
I tell you what, the pitch l00ks
absolutely fantastic from up here.
1012
00:57:29,273 --> 00:57:31,493
The pitch l00ks wonderfu* lads!
1013
00:57:31,493 --> 00:57:34,094
HE RETCHES
1014
00:57:34,094 --> 00:57:36,503
I nviting. I can't do it!
1015
00:57:38,633 --> 00:57:41,143
HE COUGHS
1016
00:57:41,143 --> 00:57:44,423
Oh, hang on, I think Chris Harris is
being a little bit sick.
1017
00:57:44,423 --> 00:57:45,893
D1STANT RETCH1 NG
1018
00:57:47,063 --> 00:57:48,663
HE GROANS
1019
00:57:49,783 --> 00:57:53,453
I didn't even eat it and l00k
at the effect it's had on me.
1020
00:57:53,453 --> 00:57:55,863
Wonderful stuff.
1021
00:57:55,863 --> 00:58:01,198
And with the magnificent Wanderers
stadium now pretty much unusable...
1022
00:58:01,198 --> 00:58:03,237
CAR HORN
1023
00:58:03,237 --> 00:58:06,867
...we reach the end of a very
thor0ugh 24- hour company car test.
1024
00:58:09,347 --> 00:58:11,707
I just need to go somewhere.
1025
00:58:11,707 --> 00:58:14,627
Can you bags y me
the trap next to you?
1026
00:58:14,627 --> 00:58:16,247
1'll leave you some paper.
1027
00:58:17,867 --> 00:58:20,557
There we go. That's that.
1028
00:58:20,557 --> 00:58:22,068
Oh...
1029
00:58:25,208 --> 00:58:27,517
That were evil.
1030
00:58:27,517 --> 00:58:30,277
CHEER1 NG
1031
00:58:30,277 --> 00:58:33,637
Horrible stuff.
The worst thing ever.
1032
00:58:33,637 --> 00:58:35,917
Ever!
1033
00:58:35,917 --> 00:58:39,117
How the hell you stayed in that car
with that, I will never know.
1034
00:58:39,117 --> 00:58:42,277
It is horrendous. I can still smell
it. It was horrible.
1035
00:58:42,277 --> 00:58:45,867
But now they've all been fumigated,
we need to decide
1036
00:58:45,867 --> 00:58:48,767
which of these company cars was
the best, because,
1037
00:58:48,767 --> 00:58:51,707
if you think about it, they've all
got their g00d bits and their bad bits.
1038
00:58:51,707 --> 00:58:53,867
The BMW was the fastest
around the track,
1039
00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:56,787
the Tesla was the fastest
up the multistorey car park,
1040
00:58:56,787 --> 00:58:58,867
the Volv0 was the best
after it crashed...
1041
00:58:58,867 --> 00:59:01,277
LAUGHTER
Hang on a minute, hang on a minute.
1042
00:59:01,277 --> 00:59:05,677
You cheated. Prove it.
There's a vide0 of you!
1043
00:59:05,677 --> 00:59:07,477
LAUGHTER
1044
00:59:07,477 --> 00:59:09,677
You got out of your car
in the middle of the night
1045
00:59:09,677 --> 00:59:11,117
and stayed in a hote* Pad.
1046
00:59:11,117 --> 00:59:13,517
And 1 reckon that's not
the first time you've been caught
1047
00:59:13,517 --> 00:59:16,557
on CCTV creeping around B0*0n! Hey?
1048
00:59:16,557 --> 00:59:18,847
You've got a greatest hits
on there, Paddy!
1049
00:59:18,847 --> 00:59:20,707
APPLAUSE
1050
00:59:20,707 --> 00:59:22,767
Go0d point, g00d point.
1051
00:59:22,767 --> 00:59:25,357
No, the point is,
you're a bit of a cheat, Pad.
1052
00:59:25,357 --> 00:59:28,997
Wel* I was a cheat with a flushing
toilet and a choc0late on my pillow.
1053
00:59:28,997 --> 00:59:30,557
So, this is the way it works.
1054
00:59:30,557 --> 00:59:32,677
You're disqualified
for getting out of your car.
1055
00:59:32,677 --> 00:59:37,318
You're disqualified for crashing
your car. So the BMW is the winner!
1056
00:59:37,318 --> 00:59:39,887
CHEER1 NG
No, n0, n0, n0!
1057
00:59:39,887 --> 00:59:42,437
So... 1s that the one you'd have?
1058
00:59:42,437 --> 00:59:45,198
No, I 'd have the Model 3,
it's fantastic!
1059
00:59:45,198 --> 00:59:47,637
Same here,
just for the karaoke machine!
1060
00:59:49,198 --> 00:59:51,507
So what we're saying is,
if you want a company car,
1061
00:59:51,507 --> 00:59:53,277
ch00se the Tesla Model 3.
1062
00:59:53,277 --> 00:59:57,637
And if you want to spend 24 hours
stuck in one place, ch00se a hotel.
1063
00:59:57,637 --> 01:00:01,127
Quality consumer advice.
And just for the record, Paddy,
1064
01:00:01,127 --> 01:00:03,357
B0*0n, Greater Manchester.
1065
01:00:03,357 --> 01:00:04,987
Lancashire! Nope!
1066
01:00:04,987 --> 01:00:07,567
Right, that's all until next week,
when the big lad
1067
01:00:07,567 --> 01:00:13,277
does 20Omph in a car, and we attempt
the Top Gear Wall of Death.
1068
01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:15,948
Welcome to BBC One, everybody!
1069
01:00:15,948 --> 01:00:17,477
See you then, g00dnight!
1070
01:00:17,477 --> 01:00:19,597
CHEER1 NG
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