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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:12,146 Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher wilde! 2 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:19,553 ♪ Every girl, every boy 3 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:23,491 ♪ they got your posters on their wall, yeah ♪ 4 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,826 ♪ photographs, autographs, the minute you step out the door ♪ 5 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,396 ♪ you will meet the applause, yeah ♪ 6 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:31,199 ♪ paparazzi hiding in the bushes ♪ 7 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:34,235 ♪ trying to make a dollar 8 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,504 ♪ wanna be you, when they see you ♪ 9 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,407 ♪ they scream out loud 10 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,410 ♪ starstruck, camera flashes ♪ 11 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:45,113 ♪ cover of magazines, oh-oh oh-oh ♪ 12 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:47,415 ♪ starstruck, designer sunglasses ♪ 13 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,383 ♪ living the dream as a teen ♪ 14 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:52,753 ♪ driving fancy cars, Hollywood boulevard ♪ 15 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:55,823 ♪ hear the crowd calling your name, yeah ♪ 16 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,791 ♪ starstruck 17 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:00,394 ♪ prepare to get starstruck ♪ 18 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:03,497 ♪ all right 19 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:07,301 ♪ yeah 20 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:10,404 ♪ oh-oh oh-oh, yeah 21 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,706 ♪ oh-oh oh-oh 22 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,643 ♪ as soon as you move, they're gonna talk about it ♪ 23 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:18,379 ♪ in the paper, the news, they're gonna talk about it ♪ 24 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,182 ♪ 'cause you're on the a-list, you'd better believe it ♪ 25 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:24,185 ♪ you'd better believe it, yeah ♪ 26 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:26,520 ♪ whatever you do, whatever you do... ♪ 27 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,489 I just love Christopher wilde. 28 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,691 ♪ Oh, 'cause you're on the top spot ♪ 29 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:32,693 ♪ and nothing can stop ya... ♪ 30 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,296 Jessica. 31 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:38,466 Oh, I'm sorry, Sara. Am I blocking your view of what's-his-name? 32 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:41,735 Mm-hmm. Move it or lose it. 33 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,539 Sara, Jessica... suitcases. 34 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:47,375 Come pick out your clothes and get packed. 35 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:49,410 We're leaving for the airport right after school tomorrow. 36 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,213 No. Eww. 37 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,915 In less than 24 hours I'll be in Los Angeles 38 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,418 where Christopher lives. 39 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,653 What if he picks me up at the airport? 40 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,455 Why would he do that? 41 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:04,558 I'm an original member of his fan club, 42 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,660 I follow his minute-by-minute blog posts 43 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:08,362 and I text him every day. 44 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:11,432 Trust me, he wants to meet me. 45 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:14,568 Is it too late for me to be an only child? 46 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,637 - Yes. - Then can I please stay home? 47 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,472 - No. - Why not? 48 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:21,509 Because your grandmother hasn't seen you in two years. 49 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,377 Plus you're a minor and it's illegal. 50 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:25,913 Everybody shh! There's more about Christopher. 51 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:28,182 The fabulous Christopher wilde picked up 52 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:30,451 six music association awards last night 53 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,820 just in time for his new cd "real wilde" 54 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:35,523 to drop... wow... double platinum. 55 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:38,526 I caught up with our favorite pop star on the red carpet. 56 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,561 Well, first I'd like to say thank you so much 57 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,896 for buying the records and coming to my concerts. 58 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,898 You're the reason I love what I do. 59 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:47,235 You guys are the best fans in the world. Thank you. 60 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:51,339 He is such an amazing person. 61 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:53,841 He's definitely not amazing. 62 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,977 Um, he is amazing. And if you knew him 63 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,779 like I know him, you wouldn't say that. 64 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:01,915 Hello. We live in Michigan. 65 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,517 You don't know him. 66 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,486 But I do. 67 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:09,323 I know everything about him. 68 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:12,293 I know where he works... 69 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:16,664 Eats, 70 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:19,467 shops, 71 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:22,536 surfs, 72 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:23,837 and parties. 73 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,676 - Ready to party? - Absolutely. 74 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,612 Let's do it. Of all your cars 75 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,514 - Angelina is my favorite. - Angelina? 76 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,015 Yeah. Look at her. 77 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:38,586 Hey, does that new valet look a little shifty to you? 78 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,621 No, not really. 79 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:42,556 He looks a little shifty to me. 80 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,525 Come on, stubby. Let's find you a real girl. 81 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,494 It is a real girl. 82 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:49,297 Oh, wow, look who it is... 83 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,998 Christopher wilde's girlfriend, 84 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:54,335 the fantabulous, fabulous Alexis bender. 85 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,337 - Hi, sweetie. - Hi. 86 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,572 - Stubby. - Yeah. 87 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:00,908 - You look beautiful tonight. - I know. 88 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,943 Wait till you see what I'm wearing tomorrow. 89 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,512 Tomorrow? 90 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,614 Tomorrow. 91 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,882 My birthday. 92 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,552 Baby, you promised you were gonna sing. 93 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,388 Right. Hey, I'll be there. 94 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:15,456 Absolutely. 95 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,658 Okay. Wait. 96 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:20,528 Something's wrong. 97 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:22,530 Yeah, you're here. 98 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:25,333 What? It's guys' night out. 99 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,901 Where are the paparazzi? 100 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,970 Oh, you did not blog again, did you? 101 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,045 There he is. Come on. 102 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:40,314 Weird. Hello. 103 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:47,721 All right, back up, guys. 104 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:50,358 Whoa, back up, back up. Back up, back up, back up. 105 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:57,331 You're not invited. 106 00:04:57,365 --> 00:05:01,068 Everybody's invited, Sara. It's an all-school dance. 107 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,504 The operative word being "dance." 108 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:04,838 Embarrassing. 109 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,640 Don't worry. 110 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,842 I'm just going there to cover it for the school paper. 111 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,544 Oh. 112 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:12,646 Oh, are you bringing your camera with you to California? 113 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,815 A.j., of course I am. 114 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,785 Because we still need pics of Christopher wilde 115 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,488 talking, walking, 116 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,890 singing, dancing, moving, breathing. 117 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:25,626 Why are you both so hung up on this guy? 118 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,628 This guy? 119 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,664 Mm-hmm, now you see what I live with? 120 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,700 - Poor you. - Little sister, 121 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:35,703 when we go to California you can play shuffleboard with grandma, 122 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:39,072 but I'm going to meet Christopher wilde. 123 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:40,708 And just how are you planning to do that? 124 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,643 Well, we've mapped out his every move 125 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,878 for the past 18 months. 126 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,914 I know when and where he's likely to be 127 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:49,383 every second of every day. 128 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:51,385 About the time we leave for Los Angeles, 129 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:53,487 he'll be having his daily meeting with his managers. 130 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:02,596 - He's late. - Oh, he'll be here. 131 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:06,033 - You need to manage him better. - Hello, we both manage him. 132 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:09,002 He needs to know opportunities like this don't come every day. 133 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,104 He knows. He's not a kid. 134 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:14,475 - Yo, what's up? - You're late. 135 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:17,411 - Sorry, mom. - Mwah. 136 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:20,481 - How are you doing, son? - Great. Excited. 137 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:23,551 Oh, honey, honey, honey, you could have cleaned up a little bit. 138 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:26,587 What? I'm... I'm totally clean. 139 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,055 He looks like a street kid, not a movie star. 140 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,424 He looks fine. Just be yourself, Christopher. 141 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,125 All right. 142 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,061 He's here. 143 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,497 All right, this is it, bud... 144 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,532 Your chance at what we've always wanted. 145 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:46,173 Alan, please come in. 146 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,842 Sherry, Daniel, a great place you got here. 147 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:52,012 Oh, actually it's Christopher's. We kind of work here. 148 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:54,482 - All right. Christopher wilde. - Mr. Smith. 149 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:56,984 - My daughters are big fans of yours. - That's great. 150 00:06:57,017 --> 00:07:00,220 Wow, this is great. 151 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,222 I love this. 152 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:05,726 I love this. Rock 'n' roll. 153 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,728 Hello, Cleveland. 154 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,764 Awesome. Oh, got this album at the house. 155 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:14,468 Girls love this... "something wilde." 156 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,637 All right, let's get right to the point. 157 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,106 Let's get right to it. I've been watching you 158 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,174 and I like what I see. 159 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,243 You are a talented talented kid. 160 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,212 He's a talented kid. 161 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,847 You sing, you dance. I hope you can act. 162 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,115 Eh. 163 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,117 Because I like you for this movie. 164 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,854 Thank you, sir. Coming from you... 165 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,689 It would be such an honor to work with someone... 166 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:37,825 But my people don't necessarily agree with me. 167 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:40,994 See, all they see is a spoiled punk 168 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,230 who likes to tangle with the paparazzi. 169 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:46,867 Alan, you know how the tabloids are. They manipulate those photos. 170 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,537 Daniel, I get it. I get it. 171 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:52,105 Look, all I'm saying, kid, is 172 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,708 a chance like this comes along once in a lifetime. 173 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:56,844 I want to give you a shot, but you have to prove 174 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,946 that you're a serious and committed actor. 175 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,648 How do I do that? 176 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,583 On Monday I'm gonna meet with my people 177 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,284 and try and sell them on you. 178 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,620 In the meantime, you keep your face out of the tabloids. 179 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:07,888 No press, good or bad, okay? 180 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,857 I can do that. 181 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,992 In fact, stay home. 182 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,627 All right. 183 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,262 Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. 184 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:25,539 You're such a dork. You've got homework? 185 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:29,042 No, it's called reading. You should try it sometime. 186 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,244 What? I read. 187 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,549 This is all pictures. 188 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:36,984 Don't touch that. 189 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,819 Gladly. 190 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,555 What's taking them so long? 191 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:45,092 Just get me a car already so I can go meet Christopher wilde. 192 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:48,161 Sara, you can't drive. 193 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,964 Yes, I can. I'm licensed. 194 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,966 No, you can't. Sign. 195 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:57,738 You must be at least 25 years old 196 00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:01,308 to drive or rent a car from Los Angeles car rental? 197 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:02,743 What? 198 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:06,279 How am I supposed to do what I want to do? 199 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:08,081 And what would that be? 200 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,217 Uh, 201 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:14,187 take Jessica sightseeing. 202 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,624 Well, I think your grandma's got a car you can borrow. 203 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:18,058 Sweet. 204 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:21,829 See what I mean? Mom, be careful. 205 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:24,798 - Oh, here comes the cavalry. - You could fall and break a hip. 206 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:27,034 Oh now, Barbara, calm down. 207 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,970 Howie had my back. 208 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,039 We take care of each other. 209 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,574 Oh, okay then. 210 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,912 Grandma! 211 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,848 Oh, Jessica, I'm so happy to see you. 212 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:44,017 - I missed you so much. - Ditto. 213 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:47,087 Oh, Sarah, you can take her for a spin if you want to. 214 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,357 Just gave her a tune-up. She runs like a top. 215 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,192 Oh, yeah, 216 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:55,095 a super ugly top you'd never want to be seen in. 217 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:58,666 Does that mean you'll be joining us for shuffleboard? 218 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,840 Sara out. 219 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:12,145 Grandma says stop pacing. You're creating a draft. 220 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,281 I just got a call from a.J. She just had a chat 221 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,684 about a text quoting a blog about Christopher wilde. 222 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,687 He's singing tonight at Alexis bender's birthday party. 223 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,088 I have to go. 224 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,290 Good luck convincing mom and dad of that. 225 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,828 - Go with me. - No. 226 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,763 Uh-huh. They'll let me go if you go too. 227 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,665 How many times do I have to say this? 228 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:34,201 I'm not interested in meeting a stupid celebrity. 229 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,403 I mean, I'm sick and tired of Christopher wilde. 230 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:38,238 - He's all you talk about. - I'll shut up. 231 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,140 What? 232 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,810 If you go with me and I meet Christopher wilde, 233 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,012 I'll stop talking about him 234 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,379 for the rest of the trip. 235 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,448 How about the rest of your life? 236 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,751 Please. 237 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,252 ♪ Switch it up 238 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,454 ♪ you got me watching you ♪ 239 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,825 ♪ switch it up, I like the things you do ♪ 240 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,359 ♪ switch it up... 241 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,329 What are you doing? This is a no-parking zone. 242 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:05,733 If a person stays in the car, it's not parking. It's waiting. 243 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,368 We'll get a ticket. 244 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,440 Get behind the wheel. Do it. 245 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,976 Okay. 246 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,012 ♪ Every boy, every girl, the got your posters ♪ 247 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,314 ♪ on the wall, yeah. 248 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,423 I don't know about this, man. 249 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,259 We'll be fine. 250 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,995 We shouldn't even be here. We should be at home, 251 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,731 chilling at that party your parents are throwing. 252 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,900 Since when do you want to party with my parents? 253 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,835 Are you kidding? 254 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,971 The caterer's from Argentina. 255 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,807 There's gonna be steak for dessert. 256 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,310 Tempting, but I promised Alexis I'd sing on her birthday. 257 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,312 I'm not gonna let her down. 258 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,381 Oh, you and your stupid friendship rules. 259 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,383 They work for you, don't they? 260 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,352 Stay at my house for free, eat my food, drive my car. 261 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:02,856 Okay okay. And in return 262 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,892 you get to hang out with myself... 263 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:08,328 Albert j. Stubbins, best friend since fourth grade. 264 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,363 Yeah, it works for me too, stubby. 265 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,066 Let's do this. 266 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,106 He's here. 267 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,445 Just wait here. 268 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:41,394 Alexis baby, happy birthday. 269 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,430 Mm! 270 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,399 - Where's Christopher? - He couldn't make it. 271 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,401 He's at home eating steak. 272 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,270 Where's your boyfriend? 273 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,272 - Come on, let's have some fun. - Stubby! 274 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,141 - What? - I'm so sorry I'm late. 275 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,976 Come on. 276 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,912 - You know her? - Not yet. 277 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,914 Great. 278 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,350 I'm gonna be here forever. 279 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,429 Thanks, man. 280 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,468 Looks like we pulled it off. 281 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,503 What would you do without me? 282 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:26,473 Our birthday girl in the vip section, Alexis bender, 283 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,977 has a special guest tonight... 284 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,212 Christopher wilde! 285 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,389 Excuse me. Hello. 286 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:47,027 ♪ No, you can't see me, no, you can't be me ♪ 287 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,096 ♪ you know I'm on my game ♪ 288 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,398 ♪ that's when I'm in my shades ♪ 289 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,266 ♪ see the cameras flashing ♪ 290 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,268 ♪ in the party and it's time for action ♪ 291 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,504 ♪ you're the main attraction ♪ 292 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,439 ♪ hey, in my shades 293 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:03,210 ♪ pull up on the spot, looking hot, everybody knows ♪ 294 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,278 ♪ don't got no stress, and my haircut's fresh ♪ 295 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,147 ♪ so fly in my fancy clothes ♪ 296 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,917 ♪ yeah, they want to take my picture ♪ 297 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,352 ♪ watch out, those lights will get ya ♪ 298 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,421 ♪ and they're calling your name ♪ 299 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,423 ♪ that's when I'm putting on my frames ♪ 300 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,058 ♪ I tell them, watch me now ♪ 301 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,127 ♪ little mama, how you like me now? ♪ 302 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,896 ♪ On the dance floor we can work it out ♪ 303 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,497 ♪ and bring this whole place down ♪ 304 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,466 ♪ better stand up, hands up ♪ 305 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,468 ♪ b-boy in my stance like and what? ♪ 306 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,470 ♪ So get on the floor 307 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,505 ♪ show 'em what you came here for ♪ 308 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,408 ♪ no, you can't see me 309 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,410 ♪ no, you can't be me ♪ 310 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,913 ♪ you know I'm on my game ♪ 311 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,381 ♪ that's when I'm in my shades ♪ 312 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,350 ♪ see the cameras flashing ♪ 313 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,352 ♪ in the party and it's time for action ♪ 314 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,354 ♪ you're the main attraction ♪ 315 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,356 ♪ hey, in my shades 316 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,358 ♪ yeah, you wanna watch me, watch this ♪ 317 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,061 ♪ and when you watch t.V., watch Chris ♪ 318 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,662 ♪ 'bout to have the whole place jumping ♪ 319 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,031 ♪ cameras flash and, you know, the bass pumping ♪ 320 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,033 ♪ shades on like a rock star ♪ 321 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,469 ♪ and I'm busting out the best moves so far ♪ 322 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,137 ♪ you can feel the air from the speakers ♪ 323 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,139 ♪ so so fresh from my hair to my sneakers ♪ 324 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,208 ♪ turn the beat up on the radio ♪ 325 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,610 ♪ I'ma keep my frames on till I'm ready, go go ♪ 326 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,445 ♪ going, gone I is 327 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,281 ♪ you ain't never ever heard a song like this ♪ 328 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,383 ♪ if you ain't know better, get some ideas ♪ 329 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,585 ♪ baby, you should holla at your boy right here ♪ 330 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,620 ♪ and if the girl want to get crazed ♪ 331 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,690 ♪ she can find me in my shades ♪ 332 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,692 ♪ no, you can't see me 333 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,560 ♪ no, you can't be me ♪ 334 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,296 ♪ you know I'm on my game ♪ 335 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,298 ♪ that's when I'm in my shades ♪ 336 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,466 ♪ see the cameras flashing ♪ 337 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,069 ♪ in the party and it's time for action ♪ 338 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,637 ♪ you're the main attraction ♪ 339 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,607 ♪ hey, in my shades 340 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,676 ♪ yeah yeah yeah. 341 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,086 And as we're rolling up on the midnight hour, 342 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,455 get ready for 55 minutes of your favorite music. 343 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,491 And for those of you that haven't won anything from us recently, 344 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,127 stay tuned. We got tickets to give away. 345 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,129 We got t-shirts. We got concerts. 346 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:05,532 Up next, some of your favorite music. 347 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,341 Happy birthday, Alexis. 348 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,077 Good night, everybody. 349 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,112 Excuse me. 350 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,114 Move. 351 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,450 Oh no. 352 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,284 Oh. 353 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,252 - Ow. - Did I just hit you? 354 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,154 No, the door hit me by itself. 355 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,755 - This is not good. - For you or for me? 356 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,092 'Cause right now it feels a lot worse for me. 357 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,393 This is really not good. 358 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,629 Wait. You're Chris... 359 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,499 I'll give you front-row tickets to my concert if you don't scream my name. 360 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,634 I don't want to see your stupid concert. 361 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,504 - Ow. - Okay, I need to get you to a doctor. 362 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,208 Come on, come on, come on. 363 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,210 This hand. There we go, come on. 364 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,412 - What about Sara? - Who's Sara? 365 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,847 My sister. She's up in the club. 366 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,383 Whoa whoa whoa, what happened? 367 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,618 Help now, questions later. 368 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,554 - Okay. - Just get her in the car. 369 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,362 - Who is this? - Seat belt. 370 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,863 What is your name? 371 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,466 Jessica. 372 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,102 Well, nice to meet you, Jessica. 373 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,504 Oh, I can think of nicer ways. 374 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,210 I'm not feeling too hot. 375 00:17:57,244 --> 00:18:00,313 Hey hey hey, do not hurl in Britney, okay? I just got her detailed. 376 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,315 Okay. 377 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:05,418 Oh, no! My favorite shoes! 378 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,887 I'll buy you new ones. Door. 379 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,724 Keys. And make sure her sister Sara gets home okay. 380 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,693 Just don't tell anyone about this. 381 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:17,430 Oh, I gotta get some new shoes. 382 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,271 Follow the light with your eyes. 383 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,475 Well, I've done a thorough exam 384 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,477 and the C.T. scan was normal. 385 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,779 Everything looks good. 386 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,448 - So she's okay? - Out. 387 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,517 There's no sign of head trauma 388 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,619 and I'm absolutely certain you don't have a concussion. 389 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:43,156 - How come I threw up? - Maybe it was something you ate 390 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:46,593 or maybe it was a reaction to meeting that doofus. 391 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,728 It's a curtain, Sanjay. I can hear you. 392 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,563 No, you can't. 393 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,232 You two know each other? 394 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,867 He's my sister's husband. 395 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,636 So I can go now? 396 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,538 Yes, but I want you to put an ice pack on that bump 397 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,207 until you get home. 398 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,276 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 399 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,481 Are you gonna answer that? 400 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,617 Oh, right. 401 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,456 Hello, mom. 402 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,891 What? Who? 403 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,694 Where? Now? 404 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,964 Yes, right now. We thought he wasn't coming, 405 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,467 but he just showed up with your two biggest fans. 406 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,337 Look, you promised him you were gonna stay home this weekend. 407 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,904 It's up to you to fix this, Christopher. 408 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,773 Okay, just stall them. I will be right there. 409 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,642 - Sherry. - Alan. 410 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,843 Where is he? 411 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,845 - That might be a problem. - Why? 412 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,514 My waiting room is filled with big guys with big cameras. 413 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,751 The paparazzi found me? 414 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,853 Okay, Sanjay, what kind of car are you driving? 415 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,688 Nothing you'd be interested in. 416 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,224 I'm still paying off six years of medical school. 417 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,492 Perfect. How about a trade? 418 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,793 No. 419 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,629 - Only happens once. - Okay. 420 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:12,645 Ow! Are you sure this is safe? 421 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,981 - Pretty sure. - I'm pretty sure it's not. 422 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,584 - Just calm down, okay? - I don't want to calm down. 423 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,885 I want to go home, okay? 424 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,254 Ow. What is wrong with you? 425 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,256 What is wrong with me? Nothing. Nothing. 426 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,358 I'm looking forward to being grounded until I'm 30. 427 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,527 - Is that why you're so crabby? - I'm not crabby. 428 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,829 - Not crabby... defensive. - I am not defensive. 429 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,498 See? You disagree with everything I say. 430 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:32,799 - Do not. - Do too. 431 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,602 - Just take me home. - I will. 432 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:39,539 First we need to make one teeny tiny little stop. 433 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,611 You've got to be kidding. 434 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,613 You live here? 435 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:47,680 Yeah, why? 436 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,350 - Go go go. - What are you doing? 437 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,618 Gotta go upstairs. Gotta go. 438 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,653 - Stop pulling me. - Sorry, I just... 439 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,289 Where are we going? Christopher! 440 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:58,725 - I'm sorry, I just don't... - Don't know where to hide me? 441 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,727 No, I'm not hiding you. I just don't want 442 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,363 these particular people to see you right now. 443 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,432 Because I'm not a movie star? 444 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,900 No, I don't want anyone asking questions, and neither do you... 445 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,969 "Who is she? Where did you meet? Are you two dating?" 446 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,539 - Dating? - Yeah, they make stuff up. 447 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:15,342 Okay, come on. 448 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,479 The guest room. Be my guest. 449 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,349 - Do I have a choice? - Not really. I'll be right back. 450 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,352 Just stay. 451 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,619 Woof. 452 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:30,890 Good to see you. 453 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,862 Hey, how are you? 454 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,499 Looking good, buddy. 455 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,769 - Hey. - Hey, mom. 456 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,671 How are you doing? 457 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,706 - Alan, good to see you. - My daughters. 458 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,775 - Yeah, what's up? - I think they want to ask you something. 459 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,843 - Can you sing us a song? - Of course. Absolutely. 460 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,979 - I got a new one I'm working on. - Sure thing. 461 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,714 - You know where your guitar is? - Of course. 462 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,683 You're gonna love this. 463 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,425 Hey, everybody, 464 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,427 this is a little something I'm working on 465 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,596 for my next album. I hope you like it. 466 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,004 ♪ Yeah 467 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,608 ♪ yeah yeah 468 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,814 ♪ I'm no Superman 469 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,717 ♪ I can't take your hand ♪ 470 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:34,787 ♪ and fly you anywhere you want to go ♪ 471 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,623 ♪ yeah 472 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,558 ♪ I can't read your mind ♪ 473 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:41,894 ♪ like a billboard sign 474 00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:45,765 ♪ and tell you everything you want to hear ♪ 475 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:48,535 ♪ but I'll be 476 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:51,804 ♪ your hero 477 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,806 ♪ 'cause I 478 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,776 ♪ I can be everything you need ♪ 479 00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,811 ♪ if you're the one for me ♪ 480 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:02,715 ♪ like gravity I'll be unstoppable ♪ 481 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:04,684 ♪ and I 482 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:07,854 ♪ yeah, I believe in destiny ♪ 483 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,457 ♪ I may be an ordinary guy ♪ 484 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:13,526 ♪ with heart and soul 485 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,964 ♪ but if you're the one for me ♪ 486 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:21,468 ♪ then I'll be a hero 487 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,470 ♪ oh 488 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:27,540 ♪ I'll be a hero 489 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,008 ♪ yeah 490 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,010 ♪ I'll be a hero 491 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,480 ♪ so incredible 492 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:36,148 ♪ some kind of miracle 493 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:38,150 ♪ that when it's meant to be ♪ 494 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:42,655 ♪ I'll become a hero 495 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:45,792 ♪ oh, so I wait wait wait ♪ 496 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:50,797 ♪ wait for you 497 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:54,066 ♪ yeah, I'll be a hero 498 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:57,670 ♪ yeah 499 00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:59,672 ♪ 'cause I 500 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:02,074 ♪ I can be everything you need ♪ 501 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,143 ♪ if you're the one for me ♪ 502 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:08,247 ♪ like gravity I'll be unstoppable ♪ 503 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,583 ♪ and I 504 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,952 ♪ yeah, I believe in destiny ♪ 505 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:15,722 ♪ I may be an ordinary guy ♪ 506 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:19,158 ♪ with heart and soul 507 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:23,696 ♪ but if you're the one for me ♪ 508 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:27,667 ♪ I'll be a hero 509 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,768 ♪ yeah 510 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:32,605 ♪ yeah, I'll be a hero 511 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,006 ♪ yeah 512 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:38,678 ♪ I'll be a hero 513 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,680 ♪ hero. 514 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:50,289 Great great. 515 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:53,159 So, girls, am I the greatest dad in the world or what? 516 00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:11,978 Hey, where are you going? 517 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,079 Anywhere but here. 518 00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:15,114 What did I do now? 519 00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,684 You said you'd take me home. When? 520 00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:19,952 Just pick a car. I'll take you home. 521 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:21,954 - No. - Fine, we'll walk. 522 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,923 Where does your grandma live again? 523 00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:26,158 - Hollywood. - That's great. 524 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,961 We'll get there... On Tuesday. 525 00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:31,664 Okay. 526 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,600 - Okay? - But here are the rules: 527 00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:36,335 You drive me straight there, drop me off, 528 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:39,138 and then you come back to your fabulous life. 529 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,649 What's the purpose of that? 530 00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:53,285 I don't get it. Why does she do this? 531 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:27,954 ♪ Something about the sunshine, baby ♪ 532 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:31,323 ♪ I'm seeing you in a whole new light. ♪ 533 00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:32,625 Really? 534 00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:38,631 - What? I thought you'd like it. - Let me guess... 535 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:41,400 You thought I'd be dying to ride in a car with Christopher wilde 536 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,402 as he sings to one of his big hits... 537 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,237 A fan's dream come true. 538 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,907 - There's just one problem. - Which is? 539 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,608 I'm not your fan. 540 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,781 You don't... You don't like my music? 541 00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:56,783 No, I like your music. 542 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:59,118 I'm just not crazy about you. 543 00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:01,220 But you don't even know me, 544 00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:03,389 precisely. 545 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:07,727 You know, I think 546 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,361 if you did know me, you'd really like me. 547 00:27:09,395 --> 00:27:11,163 Oh, turn here. 548 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,059 Thanks for the ride. 549 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:41,828 Look, Jessica. 550 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:44,697 Look, I just want to say I'm sorry. 551 00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:46,065 Noted. Are we done now? 552 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:48,200 Uh, yeah. 553 00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:50,837 - Yeah, I guess we're done. - Good. 554 00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:53,873 Bye. 555 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:07,386 Oh, great. 556 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,508 Go away. 557 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,811 I'll give you $5000 if you do me this favor. 558 00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:33,813 It's not a favor if you pay for it. 559 00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:36,148 So is that a yes? 560 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,454 You know, you could help a little. 561 00:28:42,488 --> 00:28:46,058 Oh, this car wouldn't be moving if I wasn't pushing it. 562 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:48,227 You'll be out of here before morning, right? 563 00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:50,329 Yes, hopefully no one will ever know I was here. 564 00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:52,331 I'll know. 565 00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:54,333 Thank you. Thanks a lot. 566 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:55,434 Yeah. 567 00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:00,206 Hey, is there anything up there that I can wear 568 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:02,108 so when I do leave the paparazzi won't recognize me? 569 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:05,511 You can look in those. 570 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:08,147 So is all this really necessary? 571 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:10,382 Yes. Clearly you don't understand. 572 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,218 They're... they're everywhere. 573 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,353 Paranoid. 574 00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:17,423 - Just forget it. - Love to. 575 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,327 Well? 576 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,296 That was my grandpa's hat. 577 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:26,165 He used to wear it when he took me fishing. 578 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:28,935 Oh, I'm sorry. Here. 579 00:29:28,968 --> 00:29:31,237 No, you keep it. It looks kind of good on you. 580 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,305 Thanks. 581 00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:34,841 Anything else? 582 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:37,143 No, I'm cool. 583 00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:40,246 Yeah, so cool you're sleeping in your car. 584 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:43,182 Jessica... 585 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:45,517 - Stop doing that. - What am I doing? 586 00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:47,453 Oh, you know exactly what you're doing. 587 00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:49,355 In fact, I bet you do it all the time. 588 00:29:49,388 --> 00:29:51,323 You give girls that... 589 00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:54,026 That look and expect them to fall for you. 590 00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:56,228 Well, it's not working with me, so get over it. 591 00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:09,909 Eat up. We're helping grandma with some yard work today. 592 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:12,344 Mm, good morning, sunshine. 593 00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:14,346 Hey. 594 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:17,183 Syrup, please. 595 00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:19,018 I didn't see any. Mom, got any more syrup? 596 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,920 Oh, sure. On the shelf in the garage. 597 00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:23,055 I'll get it. 598 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:26,458 No, I'll get it. 599 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,362 How was your little cab ride? 600 00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:32,098 What cab ride? 601 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:33,565 What cab ride? 602 00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:35,367 I'm this close to meeting Christopher wilde 603 00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:37,904 and I have to leave because stubby tells me 604 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,371 that you decided to take a cab home. 605 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,207 Oh, that cab. 606 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,975 Where did you go? 607 00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:45,244 Wait, don't tell me. I don't want to be that bored. 608 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:47,246 I'll make it up to you. 609 00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:48,981 I'll help you find him. 610 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:51,150 How are you gonna do that? 611 00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:57,289 Let's go inside and research. 612 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:58,991 Mom and dad don't even need to know. 613 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,659 Mom and dad don't need to know what? 614 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,361 Nothing. 615 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:12,204 I don't understand you girls. 616 00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:22,982 Oh, Sara, they're doing a story on television 617 00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:24,951 about that boy you like. 618 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:26,585 Oh, hey! 619 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:31,290 - No. - What is with you? 620 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:35,327 Alexis bender arrived at her birthday party last night 621 00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:37,964 without her leading man. 622 00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:41,500 Although no one saw him arrive at the fabulous club under 21, 623 00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:44,336 witnesses confirm that Christopher wilde 624 00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:46,072 did indeed make a secret appearance 625 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:48,307 to sing for the packed house of well-wishers. 626 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:50,342 Partygoers say the pop star left the club 627 00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:52,378 immediately following his performance, 628 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:55,514 only to magically reappear at his Beverly Hills mansion 629 00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:58,617 several hours later with a different girl. 630 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,552 My sources tell me this mystery girl 631 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:03,022 might be stealing the heart of our favorite pop star. 632 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:04,523 Stop. I want to see that. 633 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:07,193 Why? It's all lies... Technically, slander. 634 00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:09,395 Why do you care? You don't even like him. 635 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,031 I care about the truth. And I'm pretty sure that's not it. 636 00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:13,399 Girls, knock it off. 637 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:16,468 I know what... It's a beautiful day. 638 00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:19,205 Here, take the keys to my car and go to the beach. 639 00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:21,440 Really? Thanks, grandma. 640 00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:27,446 Take Jessica with you. 641 00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:29,281 Go. 642 00:32:56,075 --> 00:32:58,110 I thought we were going to venice. 643 00:32:58,144 --> 00:32:59,745 Why are we in Malibu? 644 00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:02,681 Because Christopher wilde surfs in Malibu. 645 00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:08,120 Today's the day. I can feel it. 646 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:10,422 - He's here somewhere. - I doubt that. 647 00:33:10,456 --> 00:33:12,091 I just hope he's not with Alexis bender, 648 00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:15,661 who, I.M.H.O., is totally not cute enough for him. 649 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,731 I wonder what his eyes look like... 650 00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:21,600 Up close. 651 00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:23,569 Blue. 652 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:25,137 Really blue. 653 00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:26,738 Ooh. 654 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:39,185 Excuse me, is this seat taken? 655 00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:42,754 No? Okay. 656 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:46,458 What a beautiful day. 657 00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:48,160 Isn't it a beautiful day? 658 00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:53,299 Oh, I'm sorry. You were sleeping. 659 00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:55,301 Did I wake you? 660 00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:57,436 No? Then you're awake. 661 00:33:57,469 --> 00:34:00,239 Good. 662 00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:02,341 Would you put some sunscreen on my back? 663 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:08,214 How did you know it was me? 664 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:09,548 The hat. 665 00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:12,218 Kinda smells like fish. 666 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:14,853 No, I'm pretty sure that's you. 667 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,323 What are you doing here? 668 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:19,825 What are you doing here? Go home. 669 00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:22,094 - I tried. - And? 670 00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:25,231 You wouldn't understand. 671 00:34:25,264 --> 00:34:27,833 Oh, so you think you're so special 672 00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:30,502 that a nobody like me couldn't possibly understand 673 00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:33,272 how hard it is to be you? 674 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:35,241 Okay. 675 00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:37,243 About 10 paparazzi 676 00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:39,345 are parked outside my house with their cameras. 677 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:41,380 Oh. 678 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,682 Yeah, that is tough... 679 00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:47,119 Not. 680 00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:49,455 See? You don't understand. 681 00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:53,292 I just need to get home in a car the paparazzi won't recognize. 682 00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:59,498 What are you driving? 683 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:02,234 Oh, you'd love it. 684 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:04,303 It's a classic, really vintage. 685 00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:06,672 - Perfect. I could pay you... - stop that. 686 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:09,475 - Stop what? - Throwing your money around. 687 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:13,512 You still owe me five grand for your stay in the garage de la grandma. 688 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:19,385 - Just give me your keys. - Why? 689 00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:21,720 Well, if you're taking our car, 690 00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:23,722 you can't leave us here without one. 691 00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:26,425 Keys. 692 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,660 Come on. 693 00:35:33,499 --> 00:35:34,800 Look, she's... 694 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,802 She's a 335hp 695 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:41,540 first-generation '69 two-door 696 00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,809 with original paint. 697 00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:45,644 I love Cher, okay? 698 00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:47,479 Cher? 699 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,750 You name your cars? 700 00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:57,756 ♪ No, you can't see me 701 00:35:57,789 --> 00:36:00,292 ♪ no, you can't be me ♪ 702 00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:02,294 ♪ you know I'm on my game ♪ 703 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,463 ♪ that's when I'm in my shades. ♪ 704 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:13,505 Christopher, meet Petunia. 705 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:18,510 - You gotta be kidding me. - She runs like a top. 706 00:36:18,544 --> 00:36:20,846 Have her back here in an hour. 707 00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:26,585 Duck. Get down. Get down. 708 00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:28,654 I can't believe it. How did they know where to find me? 709 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:31,557 My sister knows where to find you, 710 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:33,459 and she's from kalamazoo. 711 00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:40,232 Here, put... put these on. 712 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:44,803 - Now. - Okay. 713 00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,872 All right, get in the car. 714 00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:59,785 Okay, you really need to stop hitting me. 715 00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:02,654 I'm sorry. Just get in, get in. 716 00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:09,661 Quick, buckle up. Put your head down. 717 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,663 It's down. 718 00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:16,001 - What are you doing? - Looking for something. 719 00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:19,338 - Here, put this on. - Why? 720 00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:20,539 - Do it now. - Okay. 721 00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:54,906 You know, you drive like my grandpa. 722 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,343 You look like my grandma. 723 00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:01,680 - Okay. - Oh, I need my sunglasses back. 724 00:38:01,713 --> 00:38:03,849 Oh, I don't know. I kinda like 'em. 725 00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,651 I'll give them to you later. 726 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:08,687 For reals? 'Cause my friends just won't believe 727 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,957 that I, Jessica Olson, have an actual pair of Christopher wilde's sunglasses 728 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:14,460 worn by Christopher wilde himself. 729 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:16,528 Will you autograph them for me? 730 00:38:16,562 --> 00:38:19,064 Ha ha. Very funny. 731 00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:20,632 What? Not, but seriously, 732 00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,067 I really want these glasses. 733 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,570 Uh-huh. Give 'em, come on. 734 00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:28,374 So how long do I have to drive around with you this time? 735 00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:30,609 Only until the paparazzi leave the beach. 736 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,077 Let's go do something. 737 00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:34,079 - Like what? - Anything. 738 00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:36,448 - What have you seen since you've been here? - Nothing. 739 00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:38,484 I've been too busy following you around. 740 00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:40,686 Really? 741 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,954 With my sister. 742 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,391 She idolizes you. 743 00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:49,928 I, on the other hand, couldn't care less about you or your city. 744 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,097 Well, I know you don't like me, but don't take it out on Los Angeles. 745 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:54,933 - It's one of the greatest cities in the world. - Really? 746 00:38:54,966 --> 00:38:57,569 In fact, I'll be your tour guide. 747 00:38:57,603 --> 00:38:59,004 I thought you needed to get home. 748 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:02,107 Eh, I'll take the long way. 749 00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:14,152 ♪ Wake up to the blue sky ♪ 750 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:17,889 ♪ grab your shades and let's go for a ride ♪ 751 00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:21,727 ♪ breakfast by the ocean 752 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,397 ♪ we'll do lunch at sunset and vine ♪ 753 00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:31,002 ♪ every day's a dream in California ♪ 754 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:34,740 ♪ every night the stars come out to play ♪ 755 00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:37,175 ♪ wish that I could always ♪ 756 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:42,080 ♪ feel this way 757 00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:46,418 ♪ there's something about the sunshine, baby ♪ 758 00:39:46,452 --> 00:39:50,088 ♪ I'm seeing you in a whole new light ♪ 759 00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:53,992 ♪ out of this world for the first time, baby ♪ 760 00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:58,597 ♪ oh, it's so right 761 00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:02,434 ♪ there's something about the sunshine ♪ 762 00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:05,537 ♪ there's something about the sunshine ♪ 763 00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:08,206 ♪ in Hollywood we're rocking ♪ 764 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,810 ♪ in Malibu we hang out and chill ♪ 765 00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:15,581 ♪ it's all about the shopping ♪ 766 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:21,553 ♪ from Melrose to Beverly Hills ♪ 767 00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:24,723 ♪ everywhere's a scene and now we're in it ♪ 768 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:28,560 ♪ I don't want to paint this town alone ♪ 769 00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:30,562 ♪ when I see you smile 770 00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:36,502 ♪ I always feel at home 771 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:40,038 ♪ there's something about the sunshine, baby ♪ 772 00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:43,942 ♪ I'm seeing you in a whole new light ♪ 773 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:47,779 ♪ L.A.'s a breeze with the palm trees swaying ♪ 774 00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:51,082 ♪ oh, it's so right 775 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:54,620 ♪ now that you're here, now that you're here ♪ 776 00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:58,590 ♪ it's suddenly clear, it's suddenly clear ♪ 777 00:40:58,624 --> 00:41:00,258 ♪ the sun's coming through ♪ 778 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,494 ♪ I never knew 779 00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:05,931 ♪ whatever I do, it's better with you ♪ 780 00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:08,634 ♪ it's better with you ♪ 781 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:14,840 ♪ yeah yeah 782 00:41:14,873 --> 00:41:18,677 ♪ there's something about the sunshine, baby ♪ 783 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:22,614 ♪ I'm seeing you in a whole new light ♪ 784 00:41:22,648 --> 00:41:26,217 ♪ out of this world for the first time, baby ♪ 785 00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:29,888 ♪ oh, it's so right 786 00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:33,859 ♪ there's something about the sunshine, baby ♪ 787 00:41:33,892 --> 00:41:37,929 ♪ I'm seeing you in a whole new light ♪ 788 00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:41,600 ♪ out of this world for the first time, baby ♪ 789 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:44,536 ♪ oh, it's so right 790 00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:49,541 ♪ there's something about the sunshine, baby ♪ 791 00:41:49,575 --> 00:41:52,778 ♪ I'm seeing you in a whole new light ♪ 792 00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:57,015 ♪ L.A.'s a breeze with the palm trees swaying... ♪ 793 00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:59,651 What a perfect day. 794 00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:03,689 Not anymore. 795 00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:08,660 Man, I need to lose these vans. 796 00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:14,566 Okay, take your next left. 797 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,201 - Are you sure? - Yes. 798 00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:32,718 Okay, take your next left. 799 00:42:32,751 --> 00:42:34,753 The road loops back to the highway. 800 00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:39,725 Or maybe not. 801 00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:42,828 This isn't even a road anymore. 802 00:42:42,861 --> 00:42:45,296 Just keep driving. 803 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:48,366 That last sign said "deer crossing." There are no deer. 804 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,702 You know, you complain more than my sister. 805 00:42:50,736 --> 00:42:52,604 Are we on the right road or not? 806 00:42:52,638 --> 00:42:56,174 - Not? - Show it to me. 807 00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:58,009 No, keep your eyes on the road. I'm the navigator. 808 00:42:58,043 --> 00:43:00,946 - Is that what you call it? - What's that supposed to mean? 809 00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:02,814 - You're such a know-it-all. - A what? 810 00:43:02,848 --> 00:43:05,383 A know-it-all. You're the queen of snap judgments. 811 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:08,253 "Turn here. This is the road. I'm sure of it." 812 00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:10,321 - I was sure of it. - You're so sure, 813 00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:11,957 you're sure of things you can't possibly be sure about. 814 00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:13,992 - I am not. - And you're defensive. 815 00:43:14,025 --> 00:43:16,795 Move the car. We're not moving. 816 00:43:29,975 --> 00:43:31,810 Great. 817 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:36,247 We'll have to get out and push. 818 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:37,949 Wait wait. I'll help you. 819 00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:39,985 - Don't touch me. - Why are you so mad? 820 00:43:40,018 --> 00:43:42,654 Oh, I don't know. This. 821 00:43:42,688 --> 00:43:45,056 - Turning onto this road was not my idea. - You're blaming me? 822 00:43:45,090 --> 00:43:47,358 - You're a terrible navigator. - You're a terrible driver. 823 00:43:47,392 --> 00:43:49,127 - I'm a great driver. - Right. 824 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,429 - Jess, we've got to jump. - I'm not jumping. 825 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:54,733 - You got a better idea? - Use the branch as a bridge. 826 00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:57,302 - It does not look stable. - It looks fine. 827 00:43:57,335 --> 00:43:58,937 All right. 828 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:06,177 Here goes. All right. 829 00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:12,017 It's sinking. Go faster. 830 00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:14,820 This is my grandma's car. 831 00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:17,188 I understand that. Give me your hand. 832 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,664 Grab the branch. Grab the branch. 833 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,261 Excuse you. 834 00:44:56,294 --> 00:44:58,396 You killed Petunia! 835 00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:05,103 My backpack! 836 00:45:05,136 --> 00:45:07,372 Don't just stand there. Help me. 837 00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:09,808 Give me your hand. Give me your hand. 838 00:45:09,841 --> 00:45:11,877 I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm gonna die. 839 00:45:11,910 --> 00:45:14,512 That's what gonna happen 'cause my parents are gonna kill me. 840 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:17,382 Why did I have to get in the stupid car with you? 841 00:45:17,415 --> 00:45:19,918 - Answer your phone! - Okay. Sorry. 842 00:45:23,088 --> 00:45:25,123 - Dad. - Son, can you hear me? 843 00:45:25,156 --> 00:45:29,360 We are a little worried over here and... 844 00:45:29,394 --> 00:45:30,728 Can you hear me? 845 00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:34,099 Dad, there's no signal. Can you hear me? 846 00:45:34,132 --> 00:45:37,135 Christopher, come home, honey, okay? 847 00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:39,104 Or call us. 848 00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:40,772 Hello? 849 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,174 Hello. 850 00:45:49,948 --> 00:45:51,917 Look at this. 851 00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:54,385 When we get out of here, you're paying for a new one. 852 00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:56,788 Oh, I'm paying for it right now. 853 00:45:58,456 --> 00:46:00,191 Jess. 854 00:46:00,225 --> 00:46:02,427 - What? - Where are you going? 855 00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:05,363 To the beach where my sister is probably freaking out right now. 856 00:46:05,396 --> 00:46:08,133 - Um, Jess. - What? 857 00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:10,235 The beach is that way. 858 00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:23,181 Please. 859 00:46:52,878 --> 00:46:55,413 Christopher John wilde? 860 00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:58,283 Come on. 861 00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:00,251 Am I being punk'd? 862 00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:05,056 How are you doing? You okay? 863 00:47:05,090 --> 00:47:06,457 Now you're concerned? 864 00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:08,126 I've always been concerned. 865 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:10,228 - Maybe you should stop. - Why are you so grumpy? 866 00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:12,864 I'm not grumpy or cranky or crabby. 867 00:47:12,898 --> 00:47:14,499 I just want to get home to my family, 868 00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:17,102 explain why I disappeared and suffer the consequences. 869 00:47:17,135 --> 00:47:19,204 You know what I want? I want to have fun. 870 00:47:19,237 --> 00:47:21,006 For the first time in years, 871 00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:23,341 there's no reporters, no interviews, no crowds. 872 00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:26,244 I'm having a great time. 873 00:47:26,277 --> 00:47:28,880 I want you to stop complaining so I can enjoy it. 874 00:47:28,914 --> 00:47:30,548 Wow, so that's what it's like with you? 875 00:47:30,581 --> 00:47:32,250 You don't get what you want 876 00:47:32,283 --> 00:47:34,252 so you throw a big ol' tantrum and walk away? 877 00:47:34,285 --> 00:47:37,288 I'll bet your friends chase after you when you do that. 878 00:47:37,322 --> 00:47:41,026 "Oh, Christopher, I'm so sorry I hurt your delicate little feelings. 879 00:47:41,059 --> 00:47:43,128 Christopher, forgive me for not treating you 880 00:47:43,161 --> 00:47:45,530 like the big enormous star you think you are." 881 00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:47,265 What a brat. 882 00:47:47,298 --> 00:47:49,467 I'm a brat? I'm a brat? 883 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,502 - What about you? - Me? 884 00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:54,239 For the last two days I've done nothing but think about you. 885 00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:57,375 Really? So when you hit me with a door twice, 886 00:47:57,408 --> 00:48:01,379 hid me in your house, wrecked my grandma's car and dropped me in mud, 887 00:48:01,412 --> 00:48:03,581 you were just being thoughtful? 888 00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:05,383 Oh, I pity your friends. 889 00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:07,953 You wish you were one. 890 00:48:07,986 --> 00:48:10,655 I'd rather go down with Petunia. 891 00:48:14,159 --> 00:48:17,228 - I'm confused about something. - What? 892 00:48:17,262 --> 00:48:21,632 When we were on our little photography tour, I thought you liked me. 893 00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:24,435 - You thought wrong. - But everyone likes me. 894 00:48:24,469 --> 00:48:26,237 Why is it that you don't like me? 895 00:48:26,271 --> 00:48:28,239 Maybe because you think everybody likes you. 896 00:48:28,273 --> 00:48:31,176 - Because I'm likeable. - No, because you're a star. 897 00:48:31,209 --> 00:48:33,211 What does that mean? 898 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:36,681 You don't even see it, do you? 899 00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:38,483 Your life isn't real. 900 00:48:38,516 --> 00:48:40,718 You park in no-parking zones. 901 00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:42,453 You never have to wait in line. 902 00:48:42,487 --> 00:48:44,255 You buy anything you want anytime. 903 00:48:44,289 --> 00:48:46,691 Your house is like a hotel. 904 00:48:46,724 --> 00:48:48,393 You have so many people working for you, 905 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:51,129 I'll bet you don't even know their names. 906 00:48:51,162 --> 00:48:53,364 - Do too. - Name one. 907 00:48:53,398 --> 00:48:54,699 Bob. 908 00:48:54,732 --> 00:48:57,102 You just made that up. 909 00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:02,073 Well, stubby knows everybody. That's his job. 910 00:49:02,107 --> 00:49:03,508 See? That's not normal. 911 00:49:03,541 --> 00:49:06,244 Your best friend is your driver. 912 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:08,179 Your parents are on your payroll. 913 00:49:08,213 --> 00:49:10,181 And your girlfriend... I mean, real people date someone 914 00:49:10,215 --> 00:49:11,983 because they want to be with them. 915 00:49:12,017 --> 00:49:13,384 Why are you with Alexis? 916 00:49:16,521 --> 00:49:19,257 That's all I'm saying. 917 00:49:20,558 --> 00:49:22,527 Wait wait wait. Hold on, hold on. 918 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,462 Hold on, wait. Stop. 919 00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:27,065 Are you saying I'm not a real person? Because I am. 920 00:49:27,098 --> 00:49:29,367 I stand corrected. 921 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,302 All right, what if I told you 922 00:49:31,336 --> 00:49:33,404 something about me that no one else knows? 923 00:49:33,438 --> 00:49:36,041 You collect your toenails in a peanut butter jar? 924 00:49:36,074 --> 00:49:38,309 - No. - Then what? 925 00:49:38,343 --> 00:49:40,545 From the first day I met you I just... 926 00:49:40,578 --> 00:49:42,480 - Whoa. - Christopher! 927 00:49:42,513 --> 00:49:45,016 Argh! 928 00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:49,754 - I can't swim. - Oh, no. 929 00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:56,494 Gotcha. 930 00:49:56,527 --> 00:49:58,529 You're evil. You're so evil. 931 00:50:16,481 --> 00:50:18,716 This is nice, isn't it? 932 00:50:18,749 --> 00:50:20,618 Oh, man. 933 00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:22,520 I wish I could stay here where no one can find me. 934 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:24,222 Why? 935 00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:26,457 They all want something from me... 936 00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:30,295 A performance, an interview, a photograph. 937 00:50:30,328 --> 00:50:31,496 Even your parents? 938 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:33,531 That's complicated. 939 00:50:33,564 --> 00:50:35,533 Sometimes I feel like they only care about 940 00:50:35,566 --> 00:50:37,568 the business of Christopher wilde. 941 00:50:37,602 --> 00:50:39,704 - I'm sure that's not true. - I don't know. 942 00:50:39,737 --> 00:50:42,640 I feel like all we talk about right now is this movie deal. 943 00:50:42,673 --> 00:50:44,809 They think it's my next big career move. 944 00:50:44,842 --> 00:50:47,212 What do you think? 945 00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:49,180 I think if I get the offer, I have to take it. 946 00:50:49,214 --> 00:50:50,615 What about your tour? 947 00:50:50,648 --> 00:50:52,283 What about it? 948 00:50:52,317 --> 00:50:56,354 Well, 30 countries, 12 weeks, 949 00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:59,190 one million screaming fans. 950 00:50:59,224 --> 00:51:02,360 I'm not an expert or anything, but it seems like a lot... 951 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,595 The tour and the movie at the same time. 952 00:51:04,629 --> 00:51:07,198 I don't have a choice. 953 00:51:07,232 --> 00:51:09,634 Everyone has a choice. What do you want to do? 954 00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:13,238 Well, I know what I don't want to do. 955 00:51:13,271 --> 00:51:15,440 I don't want to disappoint anybody, especially my fans. 956 00:51:15,473 --> 00:51:17,408 I wouldn't be where I am without them, 957 00:51:17,442 --> 00:51:19,477 so I just never say no 958 00:51:19,510 --> 00:51:22,413 to anything. 959 00:51:24,249 --> 00:51:27,152 - Maybe I don't understand. - What? 960 00:51:27,185 --> 00:51:30,755 Your life. I mean, it's so different from mine. 961 00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:34,792 Everything you do and say is so big and public. 962 00:51:34,825 --> 00:51:38,396 Not everything. 963 00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:40,398 Right now I'm here with you 964 00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:42,367 and I feel like I can just be myself, 965 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,569 not Christopher wilde, 966 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:47,372 not famous, 967 00:51:47,405 --> 00:51:49,674 just me. 968 00:51:49,707 --> 00:51:51,542 How do you like it? 969 00:51:51,576 --> 00:51:54,879 I like it a lot. 970 00:51:54,912 --> 00:51:56,614 Me too. 971 00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,451 Tell me something about you. 972 00:52:00,485 --> 00:52:02,320 What do you want to know? 973 00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:03,521 Everything. 974 00:52:03,554 --> 00:52:04,855 That could take a while. 975 00:52:04,889 --> 00:52:07,525 I live a very exciting life. 976 00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:13,531 You're doing it again. 977 00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:15,333 Doing what? 978 00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:16,934 That thing with your eyes. 979 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:20,471 You mean this? 980 00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:23,408 Okay, so comedy... not your next big career move. 981 00:52:23,441 --> 00:52:25,210 What? No, I'm funny. 982 00:52:25,243 --> 00:52:26,477 Funny-looking. 983 00:52:26,511 --> 00:52:27,878 You like me. 984 00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:30,448 You wish. 985 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:38,155 We should go. 986 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:45,630 Yeah. 987 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:48,466 Come on. 988 00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:05,883 - Stubby? - Oh, whoa. 989 00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:07,552 Sara? 990 00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:09,387 What are you doing here? 991 00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:12,423 Oh, that's not good. 992 00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:17,728 We made it. 993 00:53:17,762 --> 00:53:20,631 Yeah. 994 00:53:20,665 --> 00:53:23,234 Look, I had a really great time today. 995 00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:25,536 Me too. 996 00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:28,573 You're so different from any other girl I've ever known. 997 00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:31,242 Different weird, different annoying? 998 00:53:31,276 --> 00:53:35,346 Different surprising, 999 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:37,482 in the best way. 1000 00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:40,251 I mean, you say things to me 1001 00:53:40,285 --> 00:53:42,253 everyone else is afraid to say. 1002 00:53:42,287 --> 00:53:44,555 And you make me 1003 00:53:44,589 --> 00:53:46,924 see things about myself that I can't see. 1004 00:53:46,957 --> 00:53:49,260 You're pretty surprising too. 1005 00:53:49,294 --> 00:53:51,396 Really? How? 1006 00:53:51,429 --> 00:53:53,564 Well, for one thing, you're a terrible driver, 1007 00:53:53,598 --> 00:53:55,766 which is strange for a guy with six cars. 1008 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,802 I'm wounded. 1009 00:53:59,003 --> 00:54:02,540 Do you really think I'm bossy? 1010 00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:03,608 No. 1011 00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:05,743 I think you're amazing. 1012 00:54:07,044 --> 00:54:08,946 I think you're amazing too. 1013 00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:22,527 What are you doing? 1014 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,495 Whoo, that was close. 1015 00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:29,667 Okay, back to the real world. 1016 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,802 You know what happens next, right? 1017 00:54:31,836 --> 00:54:33,604 No. 1018 00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:34,939 This ends here. 1019 00:54:34,972 --> 00:54:36,641 What does? 1020 00:54:36,674 --> 00:54:38,776 This. Us. 1021 00:54:38,809 --> 00:54:41,646 You can't tell anybody about what happened today, not even your parents. 1022 00:54:41,679 --> 00:54:44,449 Why? They're not gonna post it on their blog or anything. 1023 00:54:44,482 --> 00:54:46,851 Look, if we go down there, if we get photographed together, 1024 00:54:46,884 --> 00:54:49,654 it will get crazy and I won't get this movie deal. 1025 00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:51,722 Why dose it have to get crazy? 1026 00:54:51,756 --> 00:54:54,692 Because I'm Christopher wilde and you're just an ordinary girl. 1027 00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:58,796 I have to go now. 1028 00:54:58,829 --> 00:55:01,065 Wait, Jess, Jess. Wait wait, hold on. 1029 00:55:01,098 --> 00:55:03,568 What just happened? 1030 00:55:03,601 --> 00:55:06,604 You tell me. One second I'm amazing 1031 00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,739 and the next you're embarrassed to be seen with me? 1032 00:55:08,773 --> 00:55:11,676 - Jess, I'm not embarrassed. - Oh, really? 1033 00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:14,512 If I was Alexis bender, you'd rush right down there 1034 00:55:14,545 --> 00:55:17,014 and make sure somebody took our picture. 1035 00:55:17,047 --> 00:55:19,617 But, no, I'm just an ordinary girl. 1036 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:21,986 That is not what I meant. Look, I... 1037 00:55:22,019 --> 00:55:23,988 I meant you're normal. And I want you to stay that way. 1038 00:55:24,021 --> 00:55:25,690 Right. 1039 00:55:25,723 --> 00:55:27,392 Just leave me alone. 1040 00:55:27,425 --> 00:55:30,395 Jess, stop, please. 1041 00:55:30,428 --> 00:55:32,930 What? 1042 00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:34,999 The pictures you took 1043 00:55:35,032 --> 00:55:37,435 of us... 1044 00:55:37,468 --> 00:55:39,604 I should probably keep them. 1045 00:55:39,637 --> 00:55:41,839 You want my camera? 1046 00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:44,975 Just in case. 1047 00:55:45,009 --> 00:55:48,078 I wouldn't want the pictures to, you know, get out. 1048 00:55:48,112 --> 00:55:51,982 Fine. You want my pictures? Here. 1049 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,452 There's nothing I'd want to remember anyway. 1050 00:56:04,429 --> 00:56:07,131 I need cab fare to get home. 1051 00:56:12,603 --> 00:56:15,573 I'm going to Hollywood, not Hawaii. 1052 00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:19,510 Just keep it. I still owe you for my stay at garage de la grandma. 1053 00:56:20,511 --> 00:56:22,580 Jess, wait. 1054 00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:24,782 I don't want to say goodbye like this. 1055 00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:26,951 Okay, how about this? 1056 00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:29,153 How about we both forget this whole day ever happened? 1057 00:56:29,186 --> 00:56:32,957 You won't talk about me and I promise I won't talk about you. 1058 00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:35,893 Go ahead and judge me, but you don't know what it would be like. 1059 00:56:35,926 --> 00:56:38,963 The paparazzi never go away. Once they have you in their sights, 1060 00:56:38,996 --> 00:56:41,165 they won't quit until they get what they want. 1061 00:56:41,198 --> 00:56:44,134 And when they finally get it, they'll turn it into something ugly. 1062 00:56:44,168 --> 00:56:46,437 They'll ruin everything. 1063 00:56:46,471 --> 00:56:48,172 They don't have to. 1064 00:56:48,205 --> 00:56:50,174 You already did. 1065 00:56:51,175 --> 00:56:54,479 ♪ Yeah 1066 00:56:54,512 --> 00:56:57,848 ♪ yeah yeah 1067 00:57:01,018 --> 00:57:03,921 ♪ I'm no Superman 1068 00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:06,524 ♪ I can't take your hand ♪ 1069 00:57:06,557 --> 00:57:08,926 ♪ and fly you anywhere 1070 00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:10,561 ♪ you want to go 1071 00:57:10,595 --> 00:57:12,162 ♪ yeah 1072 00:57:12,196 --> 00:57:14,465 ♪ I can't read your mind ♪ 1073 00:57:14,499 --> 00:57:17,868 ♪ like a billboard sign 1074 00:57:17,902 --> 00:57:21,506 ♪ and tell you everything you want to hear ♪ 1075 00:57:21,539 --> 00:57:24,108 ♪ but I'll be 1076 00:57:24,141 --> 00:57:27,578 ♪ your hero 1077 00:57:27,612 --> 00:57:29,580 ♪ 'cause I 1078 00:57:29,614 --> 00:57:32,517 ♪ I can be everything you need ♪ 1079 00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:34,552 ♪ if you're the one for me ♪ 1080 00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:38,255 ♪ like gravity I'll be unstoppable ♪ 1081 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:39,824 ♪ I 1082 00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:42,493 ♪ yeah, I believe in destiny ♪ 1083 00:57:42,527 --> 00:57:45,162 ♪ I may be an ordinary guy ♪ 1084 00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:48,098 ♪ with heart and soul 1085 00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:51,669 ♪ but if you're the one for me ♪ 1086 00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:53,638 ♪ then I'll be a hero 1087 00:57:53,671 --> 00:57:55,973 ♪ could you be the one, could you be the one ♪ 1088 00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:58,676 ♪ could you be the one for me? Then I'll be a hero ♪ 1089 00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:01,178 ♪ could you be the one, could you be the one ♪ 1090 00:58:01,211 --> 00:58:04,582 ♪ could you be the one for me? Then I'll be a hero ♪ 1091 00:58:04,615 --> 00:58:06,884 ♪ searching high and low 1092 00:58:06,917 --> 00:58:09,086 ♪ trying every road 1093 00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:11,889 ♪ but if I see your face ♪ 1094 00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:14,859 ♪ how will I know, yeah 1095 00:58:14,892 --> 00:58:17,528 ♪ I'll put my trust in fate ♪ 1096 00:58:17,562 --> 00:58:19,897 ♪ that you will come my way ♪ 1097 00:58:19,930 --> 00:58:23,267 ♪ and if it's right, it's undeniable ♪ 1098 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:24,535 ♪ yeah 1099 00:58:24,569 --> 00:58:29,206 ♪ I'll be your hero 1100 00:58:29,239 --> 00:58:31,676 ♪ I 1101 00:58:31,709 --> 00:58:34,011 ♪ I can be everything you need ♪ 1102 00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:36,013 ♪ if you're the one for me ♪ 1103 00:58:36,046 --> 00:58:39,817 ♪ like gravity I'll be unstoppable ♪ 1104 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,919 ♪ I 1105 00:58:41,952 --> 00:58:44,555 yeah, I believe in destiny 1106 00:58:44,589 --> 00:58:47,057 ♪ I may be an ordinary guy ♪ 1107 00:58:47,091 --> 00:58:50,194 ♪ with heart and soul 1108 00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:53,864 ♪ but if you're the one for me ♪ 1109 00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:55,633 ♪ then I'll be a hero ♪ 1110 00:58:55,666 --> 00:58:57,835 ♪ could you be the one, could you be the one ♪ 1111 00:58:57,868 --> 00:59:00,771 ♪ could you be the one for me? I'll be a hero ♪ 1112 00:59:00,805 --> 00:59:03,073 ♪ could you be the one, could you be the one ♪ 1113 00:59:03,107 --> 00:59:06,644 ♪ could you be the one for me? I'll be a hero ♪ 1114 00:59:06,677 --> 00:59:08,946 ♪ so incredible 1115 00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:11,616 ♪ some kind of miracle 1116 00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:13,618 ♪ when it's meant to be 1117 00:59:13,651 --> 00:59:15,620 ♪ I'll become 1118 00:59:15,653 --> 00:59:17,655 ♪ a hero, oh 1119 00:59:17,688 --> 00:59:20,925 ♪ so I wait wait wait ♪ 1120 00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:25,129 ♪ wait for you 1121 00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:28,065 ♪ yeah, I'll be a hero 1122 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:33,270 ♪ I 1123 00:59:33,303 --> 00:59:36,040 ♪ I could be everything you need ♪ 1124 00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:38,075 ♪ if you're the one for me ♪ 1125 00:59:38,108 --> 00:59:41,278 ♪ like gravity I'll be unstoppable ♪ 1126 00:59:41,311 --> 00:59:43,848 ♪ I 1127 00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:46,617 ♪ yeah, I believe in destiny ♪ 1128 00:59:46,651 --> 00:59:48,986 ♪ I may be an ordinary guy ♪ 1129 00:59:49,019 --> 00:59:52,222 ♪ with heart and soul 1130 00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:56,093 ♪ but if you're the one for me ♪ 1131 00:59:56,126 --> 00:59:57,962 ♪ then I'll be a hero 1132 00:59:57,995 --> 01:00:00,030 ♪ could you be the one, could you be the one ♪ 1133 01:00:00,064 --> 01:00:02,366 ♪ could you be the one for me? Then I'll be a hero ♪ 1134 01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:05,202 ♪ could you be the one, could you be the one ♪ 1135 01:00:05,235 --> 01:00:08,806 ♪ could you be the one for me? Then I'll be a hero. ♪ 1136 01:00:08,839 --> 01:00:11,842 That was great, Chris. Take five. 1137 01:00:11,876 --> 01:00:13,678 Thanks, guys. That was great. 1138 01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:16,313 - Let's take a break. - All right, man. 1139 01:00:18,716 --> 01:00:21,652 Good job, guys. 1140 01:00:33,698 --> 01:00:36,300 Yo, you okay? 1141 01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:38,302 Yeah. 1142 01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:40,938 I just can't get her out of my mind. 1143 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:43,173 Yeah, me neither. 1144 01:00:43,207 --> 01:00:45,275 She cacked all over my shoes. 1145 01:00:47,745 --> 01:00:50,414 She's real, you know? 1146 01:00:50,447 --> 01:00:52,382 She's annoyingly honest. 1147 01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:54,251 She's smart. She's cool. 1148 01:00:54,284 --> 01:00:56,320 She's funny. She's beautiful. 1149 01:00:56,353 --> 01:01:00,024 Ahem. Hello, boys. 1150 01:01:00,057 --> 01:01:02,860 Talking about me? 1151 01:01:02,893 --> 01:01:05,162 Dude. 1152 01:01:07,464 --> 01:01:09,299 Look, Alexis, I can explain... 1153 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,368 I don't want to know who she is. 1154 01:01:11,401 --> 01:01:14,038 Is she an actress? Is she more famous than me? 1155 01:01:14,071 --> 01:01:17,241 No, she's not an actress. She's not famous at all. 1156 01:01:17,274 --> 01:01:21,045 Then I don't understand why you would pick her. 1157 01:01:21,078 --> 01:01:23,313 I didn't pick her. It just happened. 1158 01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:27,017 Silly, that kind of stuff only happens in the movies. 1159 01:01:27,051 --> 01:01:29,720 This is the real world. 1160 01:01:29,754 --> 01:01:33,123 Oh, I have a date with Zach. 1161 01:01:33,157 --> 01:01:34,925 I have to go. 1162 01:01:34,959 --> 01:01:37,728 Wait, are you breaking up with me? 1163 01:01:37,762 --> 01:01:39,029 Uh-huh. 1164 01:01:39,063 --> 01:01:41,098 Okay. 1165 01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:43,000 Friends? 1166 01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:44,434 Sure. 1167 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,389 Bye, grandma. I love you. 1168 01:02:05,422 --> 01:02:08,025 Goodbye, Sara. Love you more. 1169 01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:10,427 You're sure you're gonna be okay, mom? 1170 01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:12,797 Yes, Barbara. And you mustn't believe 1171 01:02:12,830 --> 01:02:14,264 what you read about old folks. 1172 01:02:14,298 --> 01:02:16,834 Howard and I are going to be just fine. 1173 01:02:16,867 --> 01:02:20,905 I can see that. Love you. 1174 01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:23,874 Love you. Love you. 1175 01:02:23,908 --> 01:02:27,812 How about you, Jessie? Are you gonna be all right? 1176 01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:33,283 Oh, sweetheart. I know it hurts right now, 1177 01:02:33,317 --> 01:02:37,087 but things are not always what they seem in the moment. 1178 01:02:37,121 --> 01:02:39,556 Given some time, 1179 01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:42,292 life has a way of working itself out for the better. 1180 01:02:42,326 --> 01:02:44,862 - Really, grandma? - Yup. 1181 01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:47,364 I mean, look at me. 1182 01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:50,467 I've been trying to get rid of that ugly old car since your grandpa died. 1183 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:52,369 Oh, honey. 1184 01:02:52,402 --> 01:02:55,539 - I love you, grandma. - I love you, sweetheart. 1185 01:02:59,509 --> 01:03:01,545 - Bye, Howard. - Take care, sweetheart. 1186 01:03:01,578 --> 01:03:03,547 You too. 1187 01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:06,250 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 1188 01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:12,289 Bye, everybody. 1189 01:03:16,093 --> 01:03:19,263 Jessica Olson... 1190 01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:22,499 Such a nice name for a nice girl. 1191 01:03:22,532 --> 01:03:24,935 - Where did you get that? - Where do you think I got it, Christopher? 1192 01:03:24,969 --> 01:03:27,905 Libby I am had a whole fleet of photographers 1193 01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:29,173 on you for the past two days. 1194 01:03:29,206 --> 01:03:31,976 I know. But I was so careful. 1195 01:03:32,009 --> 01:03:36,013 This is exactly the kind of thing I was afraid of with you, kid. 1196 01:03:36,046 --> 01:03:38,315 You're obviously not serious about doing this movie. 1197 01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:40,084 Maybe you're just too young. 1198 01:03:40,117 --> 01:03:42,019 No, sir. 1199 01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:43,420 Look, I made a mistake. 1200 01:03:43,453 --> 01:03:45,422 Come on, Alan. 1201 01:03:45,455 --> 01:03:47,624 Give us a chance to fix this. 1202 01:03:50,294 --> 01:03:52,496 All right. All right. 1203 01:03:52,529 --> 01:03:55,165 Make the story go away. 1204 01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:58,335 - How do we do that? - You call Libby I am. 1205 01:03:58,368 --> 01:04:01,371 You offer her an exclusive, say you don't know this girl. 1206 01:04:01,405 --> 01:04:04,441 You say she's just some fan who was following you around all day. 1207 01:04:04,474 --> 01:04:06,576 You want me to lie? 1208 01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:08,378 Christopher, 1209 01:04:08,412 --> 01:04:11,415 this is the tabloid press, dude, not the supreme court. 1210 01:04:11,448 --> 01:04:15,352 Say whatever you have to say because, I promise you, 1211 01:04:15,385 --> 01:04:18,488 either this girl goes away or the movie does. 1212 01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:20,557 Okay? 1213 01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:26,163 Goodbye. 1214 01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:32,236 We're talking about this girl... 1215 01:04:32,269 --> 01:04:35,105 Jessica Olson. 1216 01:04:35,139 --> 01:04:38,175 Yeah, she looks kind of familiar. 1217 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:40,610 Come on, Christopher. We know you were at the beach with her. 1218 01:04:40,644 --> 01:04:43,680 Look, lots of fans come to Malibu to watch me surf. 1219 01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:47,251 I try to say hi to everybody that comes up to me. 1220 01:04:47,284 --> 01:04:51,288 Maybe I signed an autograph for her or something. 1221 01:04:51,321 --> 01:04:53,523 Excuse us. It's okay. 1222 01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:56,226 According to our sources, she came all the way 1223 01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:58,395 from kalamazoo, Michigan, just to see you. 1224 01:04:58,428 --> 01:05:00,497 Wow, really? 1225 01:05:00,530 --> 01:05:03,133 I'm sorry I didn't get the chance to meet her. 1226 01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:08,605 You have to talk to us, Jess. 1227 01:05:08,638 --> 01:05:11,308 What happened out there in California? 1228 01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:13,177 Nothing bad, I promise. 1229 01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:15,079 I can't talk about it. 1230 01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:17,614 Please just trust me. 1231 01:05:17,647 --> 01:05:21,518 Christopher wilde's talking about you on "starstruck." 1232 01:05:23,487 --> 01:05:26,623 So you're saying that you don't know this girl. 1233 01:05:26,656 --> 01:05:30,294 Yeah. I mean, I don't know what she's saying about me, 1234 01:05:30,327 --> 01:05:32,496 but I don't know anybody named Jessica Olson. 1235 01:05:32,529 --> 01:05:34,965 Sorry, Libby. 1236 01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:37,001 There's nothing more to tell. 1237 01:05:37,034 --> 01:05:39,970 Okay. You heard it here first. 1238 01:05:40,004 --> 01:05:42,639 I'm Libby I am. This is "starstruck news." 1239 01:05:47,544 --> 01:05:50,147 I can't believe they're still out there. 1240 01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:52,349 Why don't they just do home? 1241 01:05:52,382 --> 01:05:55,519 Because they haven't got what they came for yet. 1242 01:05:55,552 --> 01:05:58,522 You know, you should just go talk to them. 1243 01:05:58,555 --> 01:06:01,358 I mean, you're already all over the Internet. 1244 01:06:01,391 --> 01:06:02,692 I am? 1245 01:06:02,726 --> 01:06:04,061 Yeah. 1246 01:06:04,094 --> 01:06:05,629 There's like a whole web site 1247 01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:08,465 devoted to what people think about "chrissica." 1248 01:06:08,498 --> 01:06:09,466 Chrissica? 1249 01:06:09,499 --> 01:06:13,637 Mm-hmm. 1250 01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:16,340 Wow. 1251 01:06:16,373 --> 01:06:20,110 You really shouldn't read any of these. 1252 01:06:20,144 --> 01:06:23,047 Oh, hey, wait. Here's a good one. Mm-hmm. 1253 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:27,117 "That Jessica Olson chick is a real nut, dude. 1254 01:06:27,151 --> 01:06:28,452 "She just wants to be famous. 1255 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:31,521 She should get a life because she..." 1256 01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:47,737 Guys, stop. Just stop. 1257 01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:51,441 Maybe it's the phrasing or the tempo. 1258 01:06:51,475 --> 01:06:53,477 Something's... Something's not right. 1259 01:06:57,114 --> 01:06:58,748 Yo, what's up with you, man? 1260 01:06:58,782 --> 01:07:00,350 I don't know. 1261 01:07:00,384 --> 01:07:01,651 You want to know what I think? 1262 01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:03,620 Sure you do. 1263 01:07:03,653 --> 01:07:05,555 I think you're still torn up about Jessica. 1264 01:07:05,589 --> 01:07:08,158 No. No, I'm good. I'm over her. 1265 01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:19,703 ♪ All my life, people said who I meet is who I am ♪ 1266 01:07:19,736 --> 01:07:21,271 ♪ they don't want to know 1267 01:07:21,305 --> 01:07:22,806 ♪ they don't really understand ♪ 1268 01:07:22,839 --> 01:07:24,508 ♪ too many people 1269 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:26,210 ♪ tryin' to tell me to be practical ♪ 1270 01:07:26,243 --> 01:07:29,179 ♪ only think that I am one-dimensional ♪ 1271 01:07:29,213 --> 01:07:30,614 ♪ but I can feel it 1272 01:07:30,647 --> 01:07:32,482 ♪ there's a fire raging underneath ♪ 1273 01:07:32,516 --> 01:07:35,519 ♪ burning through the pages, here I am, coming clean ♪ 1274 01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:38,388 ♪ I'm sick of lying to myself, got to live it true ♪ 1275 01:07:38,422 --> 01:07:41,858 ♪ now I got to do what I got to do ♪ 1276 01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:45,129 ♪ this is where I should be 1277 01:07:45,162 --> 01:07:48,298 ♪ there ain't no other place, yeah ♪ 1278 01:07:48,332 --> 01:07:51,535 ♪ where my soul really speaks ♪ 1279 01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:55,372 ♪ there ain't no other way I can feel it save me ♪ 1280 01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:56,873 ♪ move me, shame me 1281 01:07:56,906 --> 01:08:00,644 ♪ got to go where the music takes me ♪ 1282 01:08:00,677 --> 01:08:04,448 ♪ let it set me free 1283 01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:07,451 ♪ you got to believe 1284 01:08:12,722 --> 01:08:15,559 ♪ is it a crime to just be who I want to be? ♪ 1285 01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:18,795 ♪ I need some space so that I can chase all my dreams ♪ 1286 01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:21,698 ♪ 'cause when I hit the stage, anything is possible ♪ 1287 01:08:21,731 --> 01:08:24,768 ♪ I get lost in the song, and that is magical ♪ 1288 01:08:24,801 --> 01:08:26,703 ♪ so crank it up, feel the rush ♪ 1289 01:08:26,736 --> 01:08:28,338 ♪ and just turn me loose 1290 01:08:28,372 --> 01:08:29,773 ♪ I want to feel the inspiration ♪ 1291 01:08:29,806 --> 01:08:31,241 ♪ that is coming through 1292 01:08:31,275 --> 01:08:32,609 ♪ and there's no other place 1293 01:08:32,642 --> 01:08:34,544 ♪ where I feel so alive 1294 01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:36,213 ♪ is when I start to sing 1295 01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:37,547 ♪ you just can't deny 1296 01:08:37,581 --> 01:08:41,185 ♪ this is where I should be 1297 01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:43,853 ♪ there ain't no other place, yeah ♪ 1298 01:08:43,887 --> 01:08:47,457 ♪ where my soul really speaks ♪ 1299 01:08:47,491 --> 01:08:51,195 ♪ there ain't no other way I can feel it save me ♪ 1300 01:08:51,228 --> 01:08:52,762 ♪ move me, shame me 1301 01:08:52,796 --> 01:08:56,466 ♪ got to go where the music takes me ♪ 1302 01:08:56,500 --> 01:09:00,304 ♪ let it set me free 1303 01:09:00,337 --> 01:09:03,207 ♪ you got to believe 1304 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:06,343 ♪ when everybody's gone 1305 01:09:06,376 --> 01:09:09,379 ♪ and I'm here all alone 1306 01:09:09,413 --> 01:09:11,915 ♪ I don't got to hide ♪ I don't got to cry 1307 01:09:11,948 --> 01:09:18,922 ♪ you got to understand that this is who I am ♪ 1308 01:09:18,955 --> 01:09:21,691 ♪ and it's where I shine 1309 01:09:21,725 --> 01:09:25,729 ♪ and it's where I shine 1310 01:09:25,762 --> 01:09:30,667 ♪ I know this is where I should be ♪ 1311 01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:33,703 ♪ there ain't no other place, yeah ♪ 1312 01:09:33,737 --> 01:09:36,806 ♪ where my soul really speaks ♪ 1313 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:40,744 ♪ there ain't no other way I can feel it save me ♪ 1314 01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:42,479 ♪ move me, shame me 1315 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:45,982 ♪ got to go where the music takes me ♪ 1316 01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:49,786 ♪ let it set me free 1317 01:09:49,819 --> 01:09:52,422 ♪ you got to believe 1318 01:09:52,456 --> 01:09:55,559 ♪ this is where I should be 1319 01:09:55,592 --> 01:09:58,562 ♪ there ain't no other place, yeah ♪ 1320 01:09:58,595 --> 01:10:01,798 ♪ where my soul really speaks ♪ 1321 01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:05,469 ♪ there ain't no other way I can feel it ♪ 1322 01:10:05,502 --> 01:10:07,437 ♪ move me 1323 01:10:07,471 --> 01:10:10,907 ♪ got to go where the music takes me ♪ 1324 01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:13,977 ♪ let it set me free 1325 01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:17,013 ♪ let it set me free 1326 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:20,684 ♪ let it set me free 1327 01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:24,254 ♪ you got to believe 1328 01:10:34,464 --> 01:10:37,434 You are definitely not over her. 1329 01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:47,477 Okay, they need to go now. 1330 01:10:47,511 --> 01:10:50,380 I thought you liked being on TV. 1331 01:10:50,414 --> 01:10:53,283 Yeah, but I need to buy a dress for the dance and they're blocking my car. 1332 01:10:53,317 --> 01:10:55,985 Christopher said this would happen. 1333 01:10:56,019 --> 01:10:58,021 He said it would get crazy. 1334 01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:01,991 Celebrities might have to put up with this, 1335 01:11:02,025 --> 01:11:03,793 but I don't. 1336 01:11:04,994 --> 01:11:07,564 Jessica, Jessica, 1337 01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:09,666 tell us about your weekend with Christopher wilde. 1338 01:11:09,699 --> 01:11:11,301 We only want the truth. 1339 01:11:11,335 --> 01:11:13,069 You don't want the truth. 1340 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:14,938 You want a story. 1341 01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:16,973 You take a good, normal person 1342 01:11:17,006 --> 01:11:20,644 and turn him into your own little reality show. 1343 01:11:20,677 --> 01:11:22,912 You build him up into a big celebrity 1344 01:11:22,946 --> 01:11:26,015 just so you can tear him down in public, 1345 01:11:26,049 --> 01:11:28,818 just so you can sell magazines and TV shows. 1346 01:11:28,852 --> 01:11:32,322 That's really sick. 1347 01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:34,658 And Christopher wilde is just one example. 1348 01:11:34,691 --> 01:11:37,361 He's talented and successful. 1349 01:11:37,394 --> 01:11:40,997 He has all the stuff lots of kids dream of having. 1350 01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:43,600 But thanks to you, he's had to give up 1351 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:45,502 some of the best things in life... 1352 01:11:45,535 --> 01:11:47,070 Freedom, 1353 01:11:47,103 --> 01:11:50,574 privacy, 1354 01:11:50,607 --> 01:11:53,843 honesty. 1355 01:11:53,877 --> 01:11:57,013 So congratulations. You've created a celebrity 1356 01:11:57,046 --> 01:12:00,617 but you have wrecked the human being inside. 1357 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:03,319 You should be ashamed of yourselves. 1358 01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:06,423 Did you get that? 1359 01:12:06,456 --> 01:12:08,725 Jessica, Jessica, just one more question. 1360 01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:12,796 In your opinion, who is Christopher wilde really? 1361 01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:18,702 Who is he? 1362 01:12:18,735 --> 01:12:20,904 I don't know. 1363 01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:24,874 The Christopher wilde you're all so obsessed with... 1364 01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:30,914 I promise you, I've never met him 1365 01:12:30,947 --> 01:12:33,617 and I wouldn't want to. 1366 01:12:35,885 --> 01:12:38,688 Didn't you say you liked her because she was so honest? 1367 01:12:38,722 --> 01:12:40,457 Yeah. 1368 01:12:40,490 --> 01:12:42,692 Wow. 1369 01:12:42,726 --> 01:12:45,695 Congratulations, Chris. You did it. 1370 01:12:45,729 --> 01:12:48,998 - You got her to lie for you. - I didn't have a choice, okay? 1371 01:12:49,032 --> 01:12:51,100 Oh. 1372 01:12:51,134 --> 01:12:52,936 All right. 1373 01:12:52,969 --> 01:12:55,605 - Where are you going? - To find my best friend, 1374 01:12:55,639 --> 01:12:57,541 'cause he's not the guy sitting here now. 1375 01:12:57,574 --> 01:12:59,543 Dude, what are you talking about? 1376 01:12:59,576 --> 01:13:01,177 "I didn't have a choice." 1377 01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:04,047 Lately that's been your answer to everything, man. 1378 01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:06,950 Really? 1379 01:13:06,983 --> 01:13:08,552 Yeah. 1380 01:13:08,585 --> 01:13:12,021 Your life... your choice, man. 1381 01:13:12,055 --> 01:13:14,658 What do you want? 1382 01:13:25,802 --> 01:13:28,037 Cut! 1383 01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:31,040 Guys, you nailed it. 1384 01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:34,043 Perfect, guys. That was the one. 1385 01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,945 That was perfect. Let's go one more time. 1386 01:13:35,979 --> 01:13:38,982 Sir, a great take. 1387 01:13:39,015 --> 01:13:41,518 Christopher! 1388 01:13:41,551 --> 01:13:42,986 Buddy, great news... 1389 01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:44,921 You're in. Rehearsals start on Monday. 1390 01:13:44,954 --> 01:13:47,090 Actually, I'm not available. 1391 01:13:47,123 --> 01:13:49,125 Not a problem. We'll change the date. 1392 01:13:49,158 --> 01:13:51,695 No, I came to say thanks for the offer, 1393 01:13:51,728 --> 01:13:55,565 but if I have to lie to get into your little club, I think I'll pass. 1394 01:14:01,037 --> 01:14:02,772 Wow. 1395 01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:07,076 The kid's got edge, fire. I like that. 1396 01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:09,145 And cue the rain. 1397 01:14:23,660 --> 01:14:25,962 He has two weeks between Oslo and London. 1398 01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:27,964 We could make him available for the movie then. 1399 01:14:27,997 --> 01:14:31,835 That's tight. He needs some down time. 1400 01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:34,237 Okay. Ooh ooh, all right. 1401 01:14:34,270 --> 01:14:36,906 How about after Tokyo but before Melbourne? 1402 01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:38,675 What's going on? 1403 01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:40,109 - Hi, honey. - Hey. 1404 01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:43,146 We're working the movie into your tour schedule. 1405 01:14:45,014 --> 01:14:47,083 Oh. 1406 01:14:47,116 --> 01:14:50,286 I don't want to do the movie anymore. 1407 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:53,222 Sweetie, don't be silly. Of course you do. 1408 01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:54,958 We're about to make the deal, bud. 1409 01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:57,694 Well, it's too late. I've already passed. 1410 01:14:59,696 --> 01:15:02,131 Honey, that's not your decision. 1411 01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:04,300 Yes, it is. 1412 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:06,102 I'm 17 years old. 1413 01:15:06,135 --> 01:15:07,871 I just want to have fun and make music. 1414 01:15:07,904 --> 01:15:09,873 Okay okay. 1415 01:15:09,906 --> 01:15:12,275 Hey, no worries. We'll handle it. 1416 01:15:12,308 --> 01:15:14,043 No. 1417 01:15:14,077 --> 01:15:16,946 No, it's time that I start managing my own life. 1418 01:15:16,980 --> 01:15:18,715 So... 1419 01:15:20,183 --> 01:15:22,251 You know what? You're fired. 1420 01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:28,592 I'd really like you to just be my parents from now on. 1421 01:15:44,073 --> 01:15:47,343 Okay, come here. 1422 01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:48,978 Turn. 1423 01:15:51,047 --> 01:15:54,851 It's just not girlie enough. 1424 01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:57,320 But imagine it on me. 1425 01:15:57,353 --> 01:15:59,088 Girlier, right? 1426 01:15:59,122 --> 01:16:00,890 Hmm, maybe. 1427 01:16:00,924 --> 01:16:03,126 Why don't you just try it on yourself? 1428 01:16:03,159 --> 01:16:05,662 Stop whining. 1429 01:16:05,695 --> 01:16:08,698 Here, we have three hours before the dance. 1430 01:16:08,732 --> 01:16:11,167 Go change. 1431 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,136 Kids. 1432 01:16:13,169 --> 01:16:16,272 So what was it like to have reporters on your lawn? 1433 01:16:16,305 --> 01:16:19,308 Exciting, but I need my privacy too. 1434 01:16:19,342 --> 01:16:21,945 We all watched your sister on TV. 1435 01:16:21,978 --> 01:16:23,980 And she looked wacko. 1436 01:16:24,013 --> 01:16:25,148 Really? 1437 01:16:25,181 --> 01:16:26,983 Yeah, it was so weird 1438 01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:30,620 the way she made up that story about meeting Christopher wilde. 1439 01:16:30,654 --> 01:16:32,689 She is so pathetic. 1440 01:16:35,759 --> 01:16:37,326 Oops. 1441 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:39,095 Do you think she heard that? 1442 01:16:39,128 --> 01:16:41,164 A.j., you're an idiot. 1443 01:16:41,197 --> 01:16:42,365 - What? - Get out. 1444 01:16:42,398 --> 01:16:43,867 - But... - Go. 1445 01:16:47,737 --> 01:16:49,072 Jessica. 1446 01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:51,040 Go away. 1447 01:16:53,209 --> 01:16:55,111 No, I actually live here. 1448 01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:57,747 What? 1449 01:16:57,781 --> 01:17:01,885 Go with me to the dance. 1450 01:17:01,918 --> 01:17:05,021 I thought I was pathetic and embarrassing. 1451 01:17:05,054 --> 01:17:08,124 Only if you actually dance. 1452 01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:09,859 So don't. 1453 01:17:09,893 --> 01:17:12,128 Come on. 1454 01:17:12,161 --> 01:17:16,265 Come on, let's make you pretty enough to be my sister. 1455 01:17:39,255 --> 01:17:41,725 You look good. 1456 01:17:41,758 --> 01:17:43,893 Don't slouch. 1457 01:17:45,461 --> 01:17:47,396 You know, Sara, 1458 01:17:47,430 --> 01:17:49,098 in a weird way, you're a good sister. 1459 01:17:49,132 --> 01:17:51,801 Oh. 1460 01:17:51,835 --> 01:17:53,302 Pretend you don't know me. 1461 01:18:12,155 --> 01:18:15,391 Lame. 1462 01:18:26,302 --> 01:18:28,371 Jessica Olson? 1463 01:18:38,948 --> 01:18:42,085 There are some things I forgot to say to you back in California. 1464 01:18:52,128 --> 01:18:55,198 ♪ Can't blame you 1465 01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:57,533 ♪ for thinking 1466 01:18:57,566 --> 01:19:02,238 ♪ that you never really knew me at all ♪ 1467 01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:07,243 ♪ I tried to 1468 01:19:07,276 --> 01:19:09,112 ♪ deny you 1469 01:19:09,145 --> 01:19:14,317 ♪ but nothing ever made me feel so wrong ♪ 1470 01:19:14,350 --> 01:19:18,054 ♪ I thought I was protecting you ♪ 1471 01:19:18,087 --> 01:19:20,356 ♪ from everything that I go through ♪ 1472 01:19:20,389 --> 01:19:22,525 ♪ but I know that we got lost ♪ 1473 01:19:22,558 --> 01:19:26,395 ♪ along the way 1474 01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:28,898 ♪ here I am 1475 01:19:28,932 --> 01:19:31,901 ♪ with all my heart 1476 01:19:31,935 --> 01:19:35,238 ♪ I hope you understand ♪ 1477 01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:38,174 ♪ I hope you understand 1478 01:19:38,207 --> 01:19:41,945 ♪ I know I let you down ♪ 1479 01:19:41,978 --> 01:19:44,213 ♪ but I'm never 1480 01:19:44,247 --> 01:19:48,051 ♪ gonna make that mistake again ♪ 1481 01:19:49,919 --> 01:19:52,488 ♪ you brought me closer ♪ 1482 01:19:52,521 --> 01:19:55,091 ♪ to who I really am 1483 01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:58,461 ♪ so come take my hand ♪ 1484 01:19:58,494 --> 01:20:01,130 ♪ I want the world to see ♪ 1485 01:20:01,164 --> 01:20:03,199 ♪ what you mean to me 1486 01:20:06,202 --> 01:20:10,139 ♪ what you mean to me. 1487 01:20:16,179 --> 01:20:19,482 What did you think? That you could just come here 1488 01:20:19,515 --> 01:20:21,985 and sing to me and everything would be fine? 1489 01:20:22,018 --> 01:20:24,253 Um, yes. 1490 01:20:25,254 --> 01:20:27,290 No? No no. 1491 01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:29,058 Well, which is it? 1492 01:20:29,092 --> 01:20:32,228 I just came to tell you I was wrong 1493 01:20:32,261 --> 01:20:34,397 about everything, 1494 01:20:34,430 --> 01:20:37,867 especially about you. 1495 01:20:37,901 --> 01:20:40,069 Don't you think you're a little late? 1496 01:20:40,103 --> 01:20:43,139 Everyone here thinks I was lying. 1497 01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:45,174 I'm the one who lied. 1498 01:20:52,148 --> 01:20:54,483 I lied about knowing Jessica Olson. 1499 01:20:54,517 --> 01:20:57,186 The truth is I know Jessica Olson. 1500 01:20:57,220 --> 01:21:01,157 Jessica Olson is a terrible navigator and a know-it-all, 1501 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:02,926 but she's honest. 1502 01:21:02,959 --> 01:21:05,161 When she makes a promise, she keeps it. 1503 01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:08,164 She understands me like no one else does. 1504 01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:13,269 And I'm crazy about her. 1505 01:21:13,302 --> 01:21:15,671 Jessica, I'm so sorry. I know that I hurt you 1506 01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:18,174 and I'll never do anything like that again. 1507 01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:22,211 Just please forgive me. 1508 01:21:29,085 --> 01:21:30,353 Aww. 1509 01:21:36,025 --> 01:21:39,128 - Go away, now. - Oh, okay. 1510 01:21:39,162 --> 01:21:41,030 Get out of here. Move it. 1511 01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:54,477 Christopher, this is my sister Sara. 1512 01:21:54,510 --> 01:21:56,212 Sara, this is Christopher wilde. 1513 01:21:56,245 --> 01:22:00,083 Sara, you wanna dance with me? 1514 01:22:00,116 --> 01:22:02,618 Uh-huh. 1515 01:22:02,651 --> 01:22:05,188 I think I got this one, Chrissy. 1516 01:22:08,091 --> 01:22:11,094 You didn't have to come all the way to Michigan for this. 1517 01:22:11,127 --> 01:22:13,162 Yeah, I did. 1518 01:22:13,196 --> 01:22:16,199 It's not cool to ask a girl out on the phone. 1519 01:22:16,232 --> 01:22:18,201 So... 1520 01:22:18,234 --> 01:22:20,136 Will you go out with me 1521 01:22:20,169 --> 01:22:21,370 on a real date? 1522 01:22:21,404 --> 01:22:23,306 Do I have to wear a disguise? 1523 01:22:23,339 --> 01:22:25,574 No. 1524 01:22:25,608 --> 01:22:27,410 Do you? 1525 01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:28,978 No. 1526 01:22:29,012 --> 01:22:31,280 Then yes, 1527 01:22:31,314 --> 01:22:32,948 I'd really like that. 1528 01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:37,520 Oh, hey, I almost forgot. 1529 01:22:37,553 --> 01:22:39,522 For you. 1530 01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:42,058 You remembered. 1531 01:22:42,091 --> 01:22:44,127 How do I look? 1532 01:22:45,628 --> 01:22:47,630 Like a superstar. 1533 01:22:55,271 --> 01:22:57,340 ♪ Party up, get your hands to the sky now ♪ 1534 01:22:57,373 --> 01:22:59,608 ♪ yeah, if you want to get fly ♪ 1535 01:23:03,079 --> 01:23:06,315 ♪ One time for the ladies, yeah, and the fellows, come on ♪ 1536 01:23:06,349 --> 01:23:09,552 ♪ this joint'll go crazy till the lights come on ♪ 1537 01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:11,454 ♪ all night, here we go now ♪ 1538 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:13,356 ♪ come on and get right on the floor now ♪ 1539 01:23:13,389 --> 01:23:15,358 ♪ now now, baby girl, don't slow down ♪ 1540 01:23:15,391 --> 01:23:17,026 ♪ 'cause me and you gonna have a showdown ♪ 1541 01:23:17,060 --> 01:23:18,527 ♪ little mama, get low down ♪ 1542 01:23:18,561 --> 01:23:20,396 ♪ and I'ma get down like this ♪ 1543 01:23:20,429 --> 01:23:22,631 ♪ keep moving and grooving each move, can't lose ♪ 1544 01:23:22,665 --> 01:23:24,533 ♪ with a flow that is so swift ♪ 1545 01:23:24,567 --> 01:23:26,169 ♪ so maybe when you wake up ♪ 1546 01:23:26,202 --> 01:23:28,171 ♪ and your face still got that grin ♪ 1547 01:23:28,204 --> 01:23:29,705 ♪ you can smile all day in a fly girl way ♪ 1548 01:23:29,738 --> 01:23:31,507 ♪ and say, yeah, I'm that kid ♪ 1549 01:23:31,540 --> 01:23:33,209 ♪ and maybe we can get the d.J. ♪ 1550 01:23:33,242 --> 01:23:34,743 ♪ To play this track all night ♪ 1551 01:23:34,777 --> 01:23:37,113 ♪ and when I ask "how you feel out there?" ♪ 1552 01:23:37,146 --> 01:23:39,148 ♪ Everybody just say "all right" ♪ 1553 01:23:39,182 --> 01:23:40,449 ♪ get your hands to the sky now ♪ 1554 01:23:40,483 --> 01:23:42,418 ♪ yeah, if you want to get fly ♪ 1555 01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:46,089 ♪ we can do it all night now, yeah, put the beat up high ♪ 1556 01:23:46,122 --> 01:23:49,258 ♪ one time for the ladies, yeah, and the fellows, come on ♪ 1557 01:23:49,292 --> 01:23:52,828 ♪ this joint'll go crazy till the lights come on ♪ 1558 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:54,697 ♪ party up 1559 01:23:56,632 --> 01:23:58,601 ♪ get your hands to the sky now ♪ 1560 01:23:58,634 --> 01:24:00,569 ♪ get your hands to the sky now ♪ 1561 01:24:00,603 --> 01:24:02,671 ♪ get your hands to the sky now ♪ 1562 01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:04,340 ♪ get your hands to the sky now ♪ 1563 01:24:04,373 --> 01:24:06,242 ♪ get your hands to the sky now ♪ 1564 01:24:06,275 --> 01:24:08,177 ♪ get your hands to the, put your hands to the ♪ 1565 01:24:08,211 --> 01:24:10,413 ♪ get your hands to the, get the hands, get the hands ♪ 1566 01:24:10,446 --> 01:24:13,182 ♪ get your hands hands hands, party up ♪ 1567 01:24:13,216 --> 01:24:14,683 ♪ get your hands to the sky now ♪ 1568 01:24:14,717 --> 01:24:16,419 ♪ yeah, if you want to get fly, party up ♪ 1569 01:24:16,452 --> 01:24:18,221 ♪ we can do it all night now ♪ 1570 01:24:18,254 --> 01:24:20,256 ♪ yeah, turn the beat up high, party up ♪ 1571 01:24:20,289 --> 01:24:21,824 ♪ one time for the ladies ♪ 1572 01:24:21,857 --> 01:24:23,759 ♪ yeah, and the fellows, come on, party up ♪ 1573 01:24:23,792 --> 01:24:26,829 ♪ this joint'll go crazy till the lights come on ♪ 1574 01:24:26,862 --> 01:24:28,831 ♪ party up. 112965

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