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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh my god,
don't know what's up ♪
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♪ But then it hits me
every time ♪
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♪ Feelin' busy suddenly
from the minute you walk by ♪
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♪ At the sight of you
the world seems to ♪
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♪ Turn into a blur ♪
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‐(music playing from headphones)
‐(phone ringing)
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♪
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♪ How did my fantasy
become so real ♪
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♪ Am I a fool for
feeling what I feel ♪
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'Sup, Swifty?
Sorry I missed ya.
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Gettin' my blend on.
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Principal Swift:
Gabby, I have grave news.
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I don't know how
to tell you this...
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There's been an incident.
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In the vault.
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The... vault?
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Principal Swift: I'm sorry.
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♪
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‐What happened?
‐Listen to me.
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Try to keep
a clear head.
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Gabby:
Are those my sneakers in there? Huh?
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Are those my
sneakers in there?!
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(grunts)
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♪
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(yells)
Murdered! My shoes have been murdered!
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(shouts)
No!
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I roller skate
outside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind ♪
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♪ So anytime I feel
some type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understand
the human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what ♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in ♪
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♪ We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mm‐hmm, I do my thing ♪
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(melancholy music playing)
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Those shoes meant
everything to me.
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I bought them when I was eight.
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The store didn't
have them in kids,
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so I got an adult size
to wear
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at my wedding,
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or graduation,
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or just when I
needed to flex
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on somebody
really hard.
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Permission to speak?
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Denied.
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They were my hope, my future.
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The closest thing I have‐‐
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had...
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to a child of my own.
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The worst part of it all?
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Never even got a chance
to put them on.
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I think I speak for
everyone when I say
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I am so sorry
for your loss.
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I just wish I'd gotten
the chance to meet them.
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Nay, the honor.
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‐I'm sorry.
‐Sorry for your loss.
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Condolences.
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♪
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Apologies can wait.
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Because despite being
in a super‐secure alien vault,
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someone murdered my shoes.
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I wanna know who.
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Wait, you don't think it
was one of us, do you?
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You're the only ones with
access to the comms room.
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‐Why shouldn't I?
‐Oh well now I'm ticked off!
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A preposterous idea!
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Gabby, you know
I'd never betray you.
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Everyone else
in this room
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in a heartbeat.
But not you.
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Well, somebody's to blame!
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I don't have
to take this!
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My butt is
late for a very
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important meeting
with the toilet.
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‐I'm outta here.
‐I, too, am outta here.
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If you're really innocent,
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wouldn't you
wanna stick around
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and help your friend
get to the bottom of this?
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Oh, that is it.
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I'm staying!
And because I want to,
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not because of that
thing you just said.
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Ditto to that.
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Hmpf!
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Good.
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Now, the vault records show
it was last opened at 10 A. M.
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This must've been when
the crime was committed.
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Let's start with the evidence
I found at the scene.
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This!
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(thunder claps)
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What is it?
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I think... if I squint
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I can...
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nope. Lost it.
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It's an invisible clue.
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Are you actually
holding something
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or is this like
a weird prank?
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‐Strange time for
a prank, Gabby. ‐Yeah.
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It's a fingernail.
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And it can only belong to
the most nervous nail‐biter I know.
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Wesley.
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Care to explain why
your fingernail was in the comms room?
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And where exactly you were
at 10 A. M. this morning?
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It's not what it looks like!
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I was in the comms room.
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But I did not lay
a finger on those shoes.
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Let me tell you
the whole story.
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It all began in 2006,
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when I was born.
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‐ Small body. Huge head.
‐Gabby: Too far back, Wes.
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‐Let's stick to today.
‐Got it.
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Wesley:
A glorious sunrise awoke me from my slumbers around
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6:15 this morning.
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Man, my bladder was
about to pop off‐‐
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Wes? Could you cut
to the chase, please?
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I basically spent
the morning performing my duties as
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Senior Executive Liaison
around the house.
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And spoiler: I crushed it.
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First I did a manual update
of the comms room software.
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Coding a local firewall
to a Gor‐Monite VPN may be tough for some,
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but not for
old Code‐Man, here.
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You've done it again, Code‐Man.
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Next, I prepped Swift's lunch.
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My signature sushi roll.
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The freshest fish.
Perfect jasmine rice.
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Hours of very expensive
online sushi tutorials.
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You've done it again, Roll‐Man.
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Then it was on to
some heavy lifting.
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I just felt the couch was
slightly out of position
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for the whole
living room vibe,
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so I moved it with
my ox‐like strength.
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You've done it again, Ox‐Man.
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Just feels better, right?
You can thank the Ox‐Man.
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Uh‐huh.
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If all that's true, why were
you nervous‐biting your nails?
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I can't say.
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Can't or won't?
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Both, I think?
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What are you hiding?
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Tell me, Ox‐Man!
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Uhh...
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Wes lost a Blurble!
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‐Gasp!
‐(thunder claps)
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I know because I was with him.
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Is that so?
Enlighten us.
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Everything he said is true.
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It just went a
little differently.
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As Junior Executive Liaison,
I was helping Wes with his...
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(grunts)
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duties.
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Did I move it?
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I think it moved.
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Olivia:
Later on, I'd just finished dusting the bookshelf when...
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I've lost Jeremy Jr.!
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I was cleaning out
his crate and he ran away!
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Help me find it
and I will promote you to
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Co‐Executive
Senior Liaison!
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No, I'll demote myself.
You'll be the boss!
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I trusted you!
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Somebody hold me back.
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(thunder claps)
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(serious music playing)
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Nobody here wants
to protect you, bro.
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Okay. So maybe I didn't
"crush it", exactly.
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While Wes melted down
on the couch,
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I sniffed around for
the missing Blurble.
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Gotcha!
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I convinced the Blurble
to come out by challenging it
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to a game of chess.
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If I won, the Blurble
went back in its crate.
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But if I lost,
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I went in.
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I began with the Knight.
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Only for the Blurble to match
wits with the Queen's Pawn.
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Ah, chess.
A game of strategy, sure,
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‐but also‐‐
‐Gabby: Enough chess talk!
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So, obviously you won...
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Actually, no.
I'm as shocked as you are.
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I couldn't have murdered
your shoes because
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I was locked in
the Blurble crate.
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Wesley: And I couldn't have
either because I was panic‐crying on the couch.
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Feel how wet this is!
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(squishing)
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Yep, those are
Wes tears, all right.
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Okay, maybe you two
weren't in the comms room at the time of the crime.
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But you know who
probably was?
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The Orb!
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And The Orb records everything.
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(groans)
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Why didn't I think
of this earlier?
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♪
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Yo, rise and shine‐‐
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(short circuiting)
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Gasp!
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Murder most foul!
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The plot... thickens.
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♪
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With The Orb dead now, too,
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there's only one
logical conclusion...
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That we should take
a bathroom break.
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I really have to go!
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No! That The Orb knew
who murdered my shoes.
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And that person murdered
The Orb so it couldn't tell.
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We're on the trail
of a real sicko.
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Perhaps, we should
consider slowing down and not rush in to‐‐
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And she's rushing off.
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Wesley:
As a bona fide computer coder,
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or if you will, Code‐Man,
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I'm pretty sure
that's not gonna‐‐
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(zaps)
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♪
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Julius?
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Principal Swift:
There you have it.
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Julius, the waiter man
from Luchachos
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with the godly biceps,
did it.
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Why would he
murder my shoes?
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Jeremy:
Because he clearly hates shoes
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and also you
never tip.
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No offense, but I'm
Team Julius on this one.
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Huh.
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I guess this means
"case closed."
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(both sigh)
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Except it's case "wide open"!
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(thunder claps)
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Gasp!
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I was at Luchachos
this morning.
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And Julius just happened
to be my server.
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I know for a fact Julius
was working a double shift.
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Also let's not forget it
couldn't possibly be him
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because he doesn't
even know about aliens.
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The Julius in the video
must be someone posing as him.
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You two are shape‐shifters.
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Allegedly.
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I want my lawyer.
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And neither of you seem
surprised to see someone
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with no knowledge of aliens
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in the alien comms room.
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I was totes surprised.
Too surprised to speak. Geez.
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One of you needs to talk. Now.
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I couldn't have
shape‐shifted into Julius!
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Why not?
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Because I had already
shape‐shifted into...
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Jeremy Jr.
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Gasp!
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I had just invented possibly
258
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,630
the greatest invention
ever invented.
259
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,342
Imagine a game where
two people chase each other
260
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,427
and when one person
touches the other person,
261
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:03,264
the other person becomes
the one that needs to chase the first person.
262
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,474
I call it:
263
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,351
"Chasey Touch."
264
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,354
That game already exists.
It's called "Tag."
265
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,355
Anyways...
266
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,526
I was super annoyed
that Wes and Olivia didn't want to play with me,
267
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:17,987
because they were busy
with their dumb Liaison duties,
268
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,702
so I morphed into the Blurble
so they'd have to.
269
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,957
(Blurble noises)
270
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:35,880
After making them chase me,
271
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,842
I agreed to play
horse checkers,
272
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,595
another game I invented.
273
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,347
(Blurble laughing)
274
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,808
(Jeremy morphing)
275
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:50,645
After winning, I celebrated by
victory‐punching the walls.
276
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,941
Something we can all
agree is very much my type of thing to do.
277
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,613
Yep.
278
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,031
That's fresh damage, all right.
279
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,243
I can confirm I heard
Jeremy punching
280
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,452
when I was
in the crate.
281
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,829
Ugh, losing to you
282
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,497
is so much worse
than the Blurble.
283
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,748
I heard the
punching too.
284
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,625
He couldn't have
destroyed the shoes.
285
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,584
Jeremy: See, Gabby?
286
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,211
My hands are clean.
287
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,214
Well... not literally.
288
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,383
Who washes their
hands every day?
289
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:24,804
Okay, well, Jeremy might
have a likely alibi,
290
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,975
but there still remains
one other noted shape‐shifter...
291
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:32,145
Mr. Shady Shape‐shifty Swifty.
292
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:34,981
We all say that.
293
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,192
Wanna tell me what
you were doing before you called me this morning?
294
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,945
(scoffs) Well, if you must know,
295
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,322
I was unwinding from
a long week of work,
296
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,324
the only way I know how...
297
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,747
by recording my
own sound effects
298
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,040
for my favorite movies.
299
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,792
(grunting)
300
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,757
(Swift yelping)
301
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:06,679
(squirts)
302
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:11,184
However, I kept
being interrupted...
303
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,521
I should've gone
queen‐side bishop to C4!
304
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,648
‐(banging)
‐(groans)
305
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,487
So I went to the comms room
for some peace and quiet.
306
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:27,408
That's when I found your shoes.
307
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,831
You record your
own sound effects?
308
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:34,832
With vegetables?
309
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,126
I just feel more
invested in a film
310
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,586
when I put my
stamp on it.
311
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,922
Okay, at the time of the crime,
312
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,507
Swift was recording,
313
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,342
Wes was panic crying,
314
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,803
Liv was in the crate,
and Jeremy was wall‐punching.
315
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:50,264
If it wasn't one of you,
who else is there?
316
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,349
Let's run through
everything again.
317
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,725
For sure,
can't wait to do that,
318
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,311
but can I please use
the bathroom first?
319
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,397
I've literally been holding
it since the sunrise.
320
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,690
Make it quick.
321
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,234
From the top, people.
322
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,068
Chop. Chop.
323
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,906
(thunder claps)
324
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,368
Why can I never remember where
the bathroom is in this place?
325
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:11,202
(thud)
326
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,913
An unexplained thud?
327
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,706
That's weird.
328
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:17,708
(gasps)
329
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,545
‐(thunder clapping)
‐(thumping)
330
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,631
(spooky music playing)
331
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,844
Gabby:
How's the pee break, pal? You coming?
332
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,305
Be right there, Gabby Duran.
333
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,599
(thunder claps)
334
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,479
Okay, so we still don't know
who might have posed as Julius
335
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,940
or committed the crime. Gah.
336
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,734
It's like the true culprit
is right under my nose.
337
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:45,778
Oh, Wes, you're back.
338
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,783
Oh, yeah.
And it is good to be back. (chuckles)
339
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,662
Hey, here's an idea.
340
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:58,040
What if we close our eyes
341
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:02,378
and imagine whatever
it is that's going on?
342
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,882
Actually, that's a good idea.
343
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,718
Everybody close your eyes
and think through everything.
344
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,304
See if there are any
details you might've missed.
345
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,724
Wes ‐ crying...
346
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,393
Liv ‐ crate... Jeremy ‐ walls.
347
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:21,355
Swift... weird person.
348
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,565
Okay, now.
349
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:23,983
‐(thunder claps)
‐Hey!
350
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:29,030
He is not me!
He tied me up in the closet.
351
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,282
I am too
the real him.
352
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,783
He's lying.
353
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,827
I don't like
the look of this one.
354
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,120
Oh, come on!
355
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,955
If you really are
who you say you are...
356
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,291
what's your name?
357
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,252
Um...
358
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,465
‐Bread?
‐Get him!
359
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,175
(dramatic music playing)
360
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,301
(grunts)
361
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,389
He ran in here. Spread out!
362
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,727
Gabby:
He's a shape‐shifter. He could be anywhere.
363
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,730
He's nowhere to be found!
364
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,025
Huh?
365
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,652
♪
366
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:10,988
Ouch!
367
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,494
♪
368
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:21,415
Glor‐Bron?!
369
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:22,959
Finally caught me.
370
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:24,752
Dang it!
371
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,420
Dang it all to
planet Hecktron!
372
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:30,925
Ooh! It's so obvious!
We must execute him at once!
373
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,304
Explain yourself.
374
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,641
It all began
three months ago,
375
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,352
when I was fired
by Supreme Leader
376
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,229
for being
"an awful worker"
377
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,439
with a "terrible attitude"
378
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,858
that "stole millions
from the Treasury."
379
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,902
Big whoop, right?
380
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,656
Anyway, humiliated
on Gor‐Monia,
381
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,533
I decided to
hide out on Earth.
382
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,037
♪
383
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,998
(Swift humming)
384
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,417
‐(morphing)
‐Glor‐Bron: I hid in secret,
385
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,378
using the power of stealth
and shape‐shifting.
386
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:11,007
Ooh! Free lamp!
387
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,676
Ha ha! I'm taking this!
388
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,554
Wee! Ha ha ha!
389
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,683
Glor‐Bron:
I scrounged for food wherever I could.
390
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,978
♪
391
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,272
(sighs)
392
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,862
So you're the one
that stole my nap‐quito!
393
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,322
Execute him at once!
394
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,073
Wheel in the guillotine!
395
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,076
Eventually the food
grew scarce.
396
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:40,703
Desperate,
397
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:43,080
I decided
to shapeshift into a rat
398
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,709
in order to infiltrate
the rat kingdom living below the house,
399
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,044
gain their trust,
400
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,838
and then devour
them one‐by‐one.
401
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,717
But alas,
402
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:55,968
I fell in love.
403
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,806
Anyways, long story short,
I'm still very hungry...
404
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,559
and heartbroken.
405
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:07,897
I'll never quit you,
Jenny Pinktail.
406
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,608
Why didn't you just
try the fridge?
407
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,610
I couldn't get the
stupid door open.
408
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,320
It's a pull door, not a push.
409
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,198
Aw, dang it!
Dang it all to Hecktron!
410
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,075
That's why I had
everyone close their eyes.
411
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:21,494
So I could escape
and pry the door open.
412
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,953
I ‐ I don't understand.
413
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,997
So why'd you murder my shoes?
414
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,542
Murder? Shoes?
415
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,212
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
416
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:34,173
‐Oh, come on!
He's clearly lying! ‐Am not.
417
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,925
Yeah, and he tied me up!
418
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,094
And he stole
my taquito.
419
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,596
This guy's
a shoe hater, I can tell.
420
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,057
Sir, I am a good many things,
421
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,434
but murderer, I am not‐‐
422
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,686
(sneezes)
423
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,728
Ew. Ugh.
424
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:48,896
Uck.
425
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,650
Whew. Is it just me
or is it dusty in here?
426
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,987
It can't be.
427
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,990
♪
428
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,827
Olivia:
I hate to agree with Jeremy,
429
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,454
but Glor‐Bron's
clearly your man.
430
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,415
Despicable.
431
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,004
Sure. Maybe you're all right
432
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,798
and Glor‐Bron did
murder my shoes.
433
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,008
I mean, after all,
434
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,803
he is a low‐life outcast
with no eye for foot fashion.
435
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,638
Have you been
talking to the rats?
436
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:26,934
And you all had excellent,
airtight alibis.
437
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,728
That we do. Indeed.
438
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,021
Which means it couldn't
have been any of you.
439
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:31,939
That's what we're saying.
440
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,568
Except, it wasn't any of you...
441
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,112
it was all of you!
442
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,947
‐Gasp!
‐(thunder claps)
443
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:41,782
(moans)
444
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:45,494
Dust. Olivia claimed to have
finished dusting the bookshelves
445
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,871
when Wes lost the Blurble.
446
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:50,416
But Liv, you're way too much of
a perfectionist to leave behind
447
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,418
even the tiniest speck.
448
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,670
Which means your story
about dusting must be fake.
449
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,089
Which means Wes' story is fake,
450
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,967
which means Jeremy
and Swift's stories are,
451
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:01,510
you guessed it,
452
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,262
fake as well.
453
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,182
And the only possible
explanation is you were
454
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,308
all in on it together.
455
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,810
Which only leaves one question:
456
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,021
Why?
457
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,069
I suppose I should explain.
458
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:20,780
Yeah.
459
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:25,284
You see, I really was recording
my sound effects this morning.
460
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,914
I needed some
heavy‐duty collision
461
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:33,709
and the walls in Jeremy's
room are pitch perfect.
462
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:34,752
(chuckles)
463
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,129
And next, it was
the chase scene.
464
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,217
Unsatisfied with
the footfall of gourds,
465
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:44,011
I developed a habit of using
466
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,722
your shoes to
record chase scenes.
467
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,016
♪
468
00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:55,022
They have a warmth of tone that
no other shoe could replicate.
469
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,399
Utter perfection.
470
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,111
(footsteps)
471
00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:10,746
That's when I saw
a mark on the shoes.
472
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,958
I must have scuffed
them somehow.
473
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,546
Panicked that I had sullied
your precious sneaks,
474
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,007
I called in Jeremy
for a little help.
475
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:27,972
But Jeremy's filthy hands
only made the situation worse.
476
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:32,184
So I summoned my
Senior Executive Liaison.
477
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,978
(vacuum whirring)
478
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:38,899
When that backfired enormously,
479
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:42,653
we had one last option.
480
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,283
Olivia. "The smart one."
481
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:49,618
(spraying)
482
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,957
(sizzling)
483
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,961
♪
484
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:04,466
We all agreed you'd
be so angry with us
485
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:07,636
for destroying your shoes,
you'd never talk to us again.
486
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:12,433
So, there was only
one reasonable option.
487
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,062
Make the scene look
like a grisly murder
488
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,148
to throw you off our scent.
489
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:23,068
No!
490
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,030
(scoffs)
491
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,073
That way our friendship,
492
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,284
rooted in trust and honesty,
493
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:31,327
could continue.
494
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:36,206
Hm. I'm hearing
the irony now as I say it.
495
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,500
Glor‐Bron:
Thrilled to be off the hook.
496
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:42,254
I'm gonna go ahead and get
back to hiding and scrounging.
497
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:43,714
This was fun!
498
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,969
Wait, what about Julius?
499
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:52,514
Yeah. Sometimes I morph into
Big J to play restaurant.
500
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,058
Swift: (chuckles)
It's quite fun.
501
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,226
I actually morph into Randy,
502
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:58,270
Luchachos' lesser‐known
short order cook.
503
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:02,858
Throw pillow was wet with
my very real tears, though.
504
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,277
I was so upset about
slaying your shoes,
505
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,570
I just couldn't hold it back.
506
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:09,907
I am so sorry.
507
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,659
We're all sorry, Gabby.
508
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:14,411
Incredibly sorrowful.
509
00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:16,372
I'm only sorry
that we got caught.
510
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,378
And I guess I'm sorry that we
brutally murdered your shoes.
511
00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:25,965
It's okay.
512
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,176
I guess I'll just have to rely
on my back‐up pair now.
513
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,055
♪
514
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,891
You have a back‐up pair?
515
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,146
(angry yelling)
516
00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:45,609
Wes:
Next time on "Gabby Duran and The Unsittables"...
517
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,070
You don't plan on staying up
all night worrying about
518
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,614
that ferret that's been eating
your zucchini garden, right?
519
00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:52,491
Olivia:
Tonight, we're catching that creep.
520
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,159
Ow! Ow!
521
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,912
Both:
Mr. Boyle's project!
522
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,622
Okay, so we only
have eight hours
523
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:01,083
to turn in Boyle's big
end‐of‐the‐year project,
524
00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,918
or we're going to summer school.
525
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,378
Both: No!
526
00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:07,756
Marauder:
You and that weird disc in your hand
527
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:08,757
are coming with us!
528
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,217
Wes:
We're coming for you, Bertha!
529
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:12,261
Gabby:
I don't think we're getting our project back.
530
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,055
♪
531
00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:26,150
♪
532
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,202
♪
533
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,332
Gorgeous.
534
00:25:42,382 --> 00:25:46,932
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