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- Previously on
"Danger Force."
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- We thought we had
exercise-biked Rick Twitler
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out of ShoutOut's head,
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but then Captain Man's
Helper Monkey
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let Drex out of prison,
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and put Twitler's mind
into a Cyborg
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who trash-rocketed us
into space.
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- Oh, my God, that's so cool.
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I've never dated
a guy in space.
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- Me neither.
- Hey, if you're in space,
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why aren't you floating?
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- Oh, our suits have
built-in anti-gravity.
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- Whoa, how does that work?
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- Jody, you are asking
the wrong guy.
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I don't even know
how my toilet works.
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- Comin' through.
- Locked.
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- Space!
- Locked.
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- Actual space!
- Will you get down here?
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- Nope.
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- Untie me. I'll get her down.
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- [zapping]
- Ow!
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- You don't want
this smoke, son.
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- You guys,
we're in actual space!
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- Hey, turn the camera.
I want to see the Man's Nest.
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- Okay.
- Is this really the best time
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for another one
of your charity auction dates?
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- You're just jealous because
you only got two charity dates,
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and he got 1,000.
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But for real, my friend,
this is a bad time.
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- It was really nice
to date you.
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- I love y--
- Will you get her down?
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- Boo!
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- Activating her anti-gravity.
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- [grunts]
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- Now.
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- Hey, we gotta get back
and save Swellview
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from Cyborg Rick Twitler.
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- And I've gotta punch him
so hard in his stupid
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ugly Cyborg face that
his whole system shuts down.
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- I'm going to shock him
so hard,
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he reboots just so you
can knock him out again.
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- And I have a date!
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- Hey, didn't you and Henry
go to space once?
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- Yes, let's call Henry,
he'll know what to do.
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- Pfft.
We don't need to call Henry.
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- He still not picking up
your calls?
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- Shut up, Drex!
We talk all the time!
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- Yeah, anyways,
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you dummies aren't gonna
stop Cyborg Rick Twitler.
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- Oh, yeah? How do you know?
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- Because he's
on the news right now
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and just said you're
not gonna stop him.
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- And now that I've launched
the Man's Nest into space,
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I can put my plans
into action.
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- Oh, my God, I love it.
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- Okay, who gave Drex
the TV remote?
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- Hey!
- We're all ears.
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Folks at home would
love to hear
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exactly what your plans are.
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- Well first I'm gonna
tie up the both of you.
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- That's what I'd do too.
[all laugh]
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- Can someone get us
some rope?
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Oh, the extra itchy kind.
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- Please continue.
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- And then, I'm gonna use
the dish on the roof of KLVY
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to access a satellite
that's currently
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in geosynchronous orbit
above Swellview.
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That satellite
contains remnants
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of the Living Sentient
Computer Virus.
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- Ooh, sounds scary.
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- Pfft, only if you're
obsessed with the internet.
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- I am.
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It's where
my girlfriend lives.
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Hi, Tracy426!
If you're watching this,
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I'm probably gonna be
logging on late tonight.
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- No, you won't.
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Because that virus
is nasty stuff.
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It's going to destroy the
internet for the entire world.
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- And I think what our viewers
really want to know now is
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are you single?
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- I'm half robot.
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- Answer the question.
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- Are you watching
"Dog Judge" on your phone?
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- Yeah, I've seen this one
before, it's a good one.
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What's robot guy saying?
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- [zapping]
- Ow!
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I'm okay.
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- He's going to access
a satellite above Swellview
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so he can take out
the world's internet.
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- No, he won't,
'cause we're gonna stop him.
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Schwoz, how do we stop him?
- Yeah, is there any way
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you can find the satellite
he's talking about?
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- Sorry, guys.
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I usually can figure out
how to solve any problem
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but there are literally
thousands of satellites
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circling the Earth.
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It would take years to--
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oh, got it.
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[all cheering]
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- Took you long enough.
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- Now we can take out
that satellite.
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- Wait, even if we do
take out that satellite,
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who's gonna take out that
freaky Cyborg Rick Twitler?
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- Right.
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- I am.
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I'm gonna teleport down there
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and kick that
wannabe-robot's ro-butt.
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- Can you even teleport
that far?
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- I'm finna find out.
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- That is such
a brave move, dude.
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You know, if you don't make it,
you could end up
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frozen and floating
through space forever.
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- I think you mean
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we could end up
floating through space forever.
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- Wait, what?
- You're comin' with me.
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- No, no, no, no--
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- They're gonna make it, right?
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- Well...
- Right?
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- Yeah, hey, yeah,
they're gonna make it.
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And if they don't,
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Ray has clones of all of us.
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- Just in case.
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- Did we make it?
- I think we did!
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[groaning]
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Moldy cheese table?
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Handsome Hero Hair Dye?
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Are we in one of Ray's
trash rockets?
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- Look! It's the drawing I made
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for his Christmas present.
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He must've accidentally
thrown it away.
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- Yeah, accidentally.
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- So we didn't make it
back to Swellview?
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- No, but there's so many
of Ray's trash rockets
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out here in space,
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we might be able to rocket hop
the rest of the way!
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- Yes, and we can pick up
any other art
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that I made for you guys
that might've gotten
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thrown away accidentally.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Accidentally.
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- Not a lot of fun being
strapped to a chair is it?
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- Shut up!
- [grunts]
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- How is strapping me
to a chair
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gonna get us
to hit that satellite?
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- Remember earlier
when you superscreamed
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and you and Drex
flew up into the ceiling?
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- I remember it.
- I said shut up!
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- [grunts]
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- Well, this is
kind of like that,
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except the Man's Nest is you,
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and the satellite we need
to take out is the ceiling.
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- Still not getting it
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and Swellview.com
voted me the smart one.
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- Okay, we're gonna drop you
down into space,
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and since you're attached
to the Man's Nest
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when you superscream,
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it's gonna propel us
into the satellite.
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- Hopefully.
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- Isn't it gonna be
freezing cold out in space?
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- We got you a scarf.
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- You guys are sure
I'm not gonna die out there?
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- Yeah, you can last
15 seconds in space.
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- Not feeling
100% confident here.
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- Neither are we.
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Anyway,
before we drop you down,
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Schwoz is gonna tell you
which direction to shout.
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- Is there gonna be some
sort of countdown?
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- No time.
Scream us to the left!
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- Ahh!
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[screams]
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[shivering] So cold!
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- Oh.
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Forgot to give you
these mittens.
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- Scream 45 degrees
to the right!
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[screams]
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- Oh, wow, you're
doing great, buddy.
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- [shivering]
Grandma, is that you?
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- One more superscream.
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Straight ahead to give us
ramming speed!
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- Did you lose my mittens?
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Whoa!
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[both scream]
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- [shivering] I'm okay!
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- She did it.
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ShoutOut put us right on course
to hit the satellite!
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- Hey, way to go!
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- Oops.
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Sorry.
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- [shivering]
Don't do that again.
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- How long until impact?
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- Not long, baby.
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According to my calculations,
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we're going to smash
that satellite
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going eleventy brazillion miles
per hour.
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- And that'll destroy it?
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- Shoosh, yeah!
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That satellite's a gonner.
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We're going to hit it harder
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than a construction worker
on payday.
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- And the Man's Nest
will be okay?
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- Well...
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- Tell us the truth, Schwoz.
- Yeah.
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Tell us the Man's Nest
is gonna be okay.
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- Make up your mind, man.
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You want me
to tell you the truth
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or tell you the Man's Nest
is gonna be okay?
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Because it's--
- What are you talking--
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- Impact with satellite
in two minutes.
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It was nice knowing you.
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- [laughs]
You guys are gonners!
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- Ay!
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- It all just kinda happened.
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[all shouting at once]
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Stop talking!
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- ♪ Danger ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ Danger! 1-2-3 force! ♪
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[bell ringing]
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all: Emergency!
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- It's just the doorbell.
- [sighs] I know.
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- If you're just joining us,
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a cyborg version
of Rick Twitler
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has tied us up with rope.
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- The itchy kind!
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- And is about to access
the giant satellite dish
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on the roof of KLVY
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to beam down
his sentient virus.
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- And take down the internet.
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It's gonna take
a miracle to stop him.
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[magical burst]
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- AWOL's here!
- And Brainstorm!
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He's my favorite.
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- Sorry to interrupt your news.
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- We're looking for a cyborg.
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Ugly burgundy suit,
about yay tall?
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- I'm over here!
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And I'm six foot yay, AWOL.
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- Excuse us,
ma'ams and sirs, but, uh,
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we've got a cyborg
to beat down.
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- Watch my art, please.
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- I love these!
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- Hey Ricky T,
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before this goes TV-MA,
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we're gonna do you a solid
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and give you a chance
to just give up.
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- Yeah, there's
really no reason
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this has to get violent.
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- You're right.
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I'm ready to turn myself in...
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to a fighting machine.
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[laser blasts]
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- Absolutely sick turn.
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- Look...
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a doggie!
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00:09:52,379 --> 00:09:54,137
[laser blasts]
257
00:09:54,206 --> 00:09:55,413
- [groans]
258
00:09:55,482 --> 00:09:57,793
- Okay...
259
00:09:57,862 --> 00:09:59,793
now there's a reason
to get violent.
260
00:09:59,862 --> 00:10:02,620
- Let's drag this cyborg's
hard drive to the trash bin.
261
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:05,241
- I'm gonna control-alt-delete
this dude's soul!
262
00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:07,758
- And send him crying
back to his motherboard.
263
00:10:07,827 --> 00:10:09,862
- [shouting]
264
00:10:09,931 --> 00:10:13,034
[all grunting]
265
00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:19,655
- Impact with satellite
in one minute.
266
00:10:19,724 --> 00:10:22,034
- Schwoz, hurry up, buddy!
267
00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:24,655
- I'm going as fast as I can.
268
00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:26,655
There.
269
00:10:26,724 --> 00:10:28,551
- You're making a sandwich?
270
00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:29,758
- If I'm gonna die,
271
00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:32,586
I'm gonna die
with turkey in my mouth.
272
00:10:32,655 --> 00:10:34,137
- [zapping]
273
00:10:34,206 --> 00:10:36,793
You were supposed to be
thinking of a way out of this.
274
00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:38,551
- I was!
275
00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:40,965
You see, when I was
putting on the lettuce,
276
00:10:41,034 --> 00:10:42,965
it occurred to me that
if we put something
277
00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:44,965
between us and the satellite,
278
00:10:45,034 --> 00:10:47,379
it will taste better.
279
00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:49,482
- What?
- I mean,
280
00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:51,586
it will lessen the impact.
281
00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:54,586
- Yes, like an indestructible
piece of lettuce.
282
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:57,172
- Mm, exactlies!
283
00:10:59,586 --> 00:11:01,413
- You wanna be a hero here?
284
00:11:01,482 --> 00:11:03,758
- I sure do.
285
00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:05,793
But I don't have to be,
286
00:11:05,862 --> 00:11:10,172
because this sandwich happens
to be a double cheeseburger.
287
00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:11,896
And we happen to have
288
00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:16,206
two indestructible
beef patties on board.
289
00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:17,517
- No.
290
00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:19,862
- Oh, yes.
291
00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:22,482
- You wouldn't.
- Even if he wouldn't,
292
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,241
I would.
293
00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:25,586
- Mika, you're the nice one.
294
00:11:25,655 --> 00:11:27,344
Please stop them!
295
00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:29,482
- Sorry.
296
00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:36,103
- [shivering]
I hate you people!
297
00:11:38,413 --> 00:11:40,931
[all grunting]
298
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,793
- I am loving this fight.
299
00:11:42,862 --> 00:11:46,000
- Whoever wins
gets to be president.
300
00:11:46,068 --> 00:11:48,310
- No, Mary,
that's called an election.
301
00:11:48,379 --> 00:11:53,413
- Then I am
loving this election.
302
00:11:53,482 --> 00:11:54,862
[laser blasts]
303
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,275
[magical burst]
304
00:11:57,344 --> 00:11:59,103
- I knew I should've installed
the bigger laser.
305
00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:01,000
Always go with
the bigger laser!
306
00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:08,137
[metal snapping]
307
00:12:08,206 --> 00:12:12,551
- Oh, not Boris' camera.
308
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,931
- Time for a close-up.
[chuckles]
309
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,482
[laser blasts]
310
00:12:16,551 --> 00:12:18,965
[magical burst]
311
00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:20,620
- Nice upgrade.
312
00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:22,310
- Dude!
313
00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:24,034
- Brainstorm,
I saw you on the news!
314
00:12:24,103 --> 00:12:25,931
It's time for our date.
I'm your 8 o'clock.
315
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,482
- And I'm your 8:30!
316
00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:30,620
- Oh, right
Hey, Sydney, Melbourne.
317
00:12:30,689 --> 00:12:32,655
- Uh-oh.
318
00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:35,551
Better protect your dates.
319
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:38,448
[dramatic music]
320
00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:40,931
[laser blasts]
321
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,620
- No!
322
00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:46,137
- Looks like date night
is canceled.
323
00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:54,068
- [shivering]
324
00:12:54,137 --> 00:12:55,689
You know what?
325
00:12:55,758 --> 00:12:57,793
I'm indestructible.
326
00:12:57,862 --> 00:12:59,620
Bring it on you
stupid satellite!
327
00:12:59,689 --> 00:13:02,448
[screams]
328
00:13:04,896 --> 00:13:06,000
Ha!
329
00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:08,482
That could've been way worse.
330
00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:14,103
Oh, dear.
331
00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:17,931
- Direct hit, baby!
332
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,517
[all cheering]
333
00:13:19,586 --> 00:13:21,482
- You sure we got it?
We could always smash it
334
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,241
a few more times
with Drex's face.
335
00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:25,724
- I mean,
it couldn't hurt...us.
336
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:27,689
[all chuckle]
337
00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:29,689
- [shivering] So cold.
338
00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:31,965
- Here, give me your hands.
339
00:13:32,034 --> 00:13:33,896
[zapping]
- Ah.
340
00:13:33,965 --> 00:13:37,517
Thank you,
that's so much better.
341
00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:40,172
- You're welcome.
342
00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:41,724
- Good news, peoples!
343
00:13:41,793 --> 00:13:44,137
The Man's Nest
bounced off the satellite,
344
00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:45,965
and we're hurtling
straight back to Earth!
345
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,689
- Yes!
- Yeah, good job!
346
00:13:47,758 --> 00:13:50,655
- Schwoz.
- Yeah?
347
00:13:50,724 --> 00:13:54,034
- How are we going to stop?
348
00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:56,655
- Well...
- What?
349
00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:58,827
- So now we're headed
straight for Earth
350
00:13:58,896 --> 00:14:01,103
at a brazillion miles per hour
351
00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:02,758
with no way to stop us?
352
00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:04,103
- Two brazillion, baby.
353
00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:05,793
- No!
- Are you serious?
354
00:14:05,862 --> 00:14:07,034
- [sneeze]
355
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:08,965
- Oh, we get it, Mika,
you're cold.
356
00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:11,241
- That wasn't me.
357
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:14,241
[dramatic music]
358
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:15,448
♪ ♪
359
00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:19,413
Is that what I think it is?
360
00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:22,620
- It's Drex covered
in Rick Twitler's evil virus.
361
00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:25,758
- [distorted voice]
I am virus.
362
00:14:25,827 --> 00:14:27,724
- See?
363
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,137
- [sneezes]
364
00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:36,931
- [sneezes]
- [zapping]
365
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,379
- Nice shot, Volt.
366
00:14:38,448 --> 00:14:40,000
Guys, don't let those
snot rockets touch you
367
00:14:40,068 --> 00:14:41,206
or you'll get infected.
368
00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:42,551
- Didn't Henry fight
these guys too?
369
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,965
- Yeah, I really think
we should call him.
370
00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:46,689
- We don't need Henry.
371
00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:47,758
You guys just hang back
372
00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:49,379
and let Big Poppa
handle this one.
373
00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:51,068
- Ew.
- I'm Big Poppa.
374
00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:53,034
both: Ew!
375
00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:54,655
- This thing can't hurt me,
376
00:14:54,724 --> 00:14:55,655
I'm indestructible.
377
00:14:55,724 --> 00:14:56,827
- So was Drex, though.
378
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,896
- And he just got virused.
- Bad.
379
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,758
- It must've mutated.
380
00:15:00,827 --> 00:15:03,034
That satellite has been
floating around in space,
381
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,758
getting bombarded
by solar radiation.
382
00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:08,034
- So my indestructibility
isn't gonna protect me here?
383
00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:09,172
- Nope.
384
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,172
- So the only power I have now
385
00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:11,758
is my jaw-dropping good looks?
386
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,758
- Yeah. Good luck.
387
00:15:13,827 --> 00:15:17,482
I'll be rooting for you
from the panic room.
388
00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:20,413
[slams] Ay!
389
00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:22,206
- Well, I did not just
freeze my fingers off
390
00:15:22,275 --> 00:15:23,620
in the bitter void of space
391
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:26,000
just to let this walking
internet booger take me out!
392
00:15:26,068 --> 00:15:28,758
[screams]
393
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,034
- Whoa!
394
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,344
Get wrecked Virus Drex.
395
00:15:32,413 --> 00:15:34,862
- Nice shot, ShoutOut!
- Thank you.
396
00:15:34,931 --> 00:15:37,689
- FYI, you're cleaning that up.
397
00:15:37,758 --> 00:15:38,862
- Uh--
398
00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:40,551
- [distorted voice] I am virus.
399
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,896
- Looks like it's
cleaning itself up.
400
00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:44,275
- Get it!
401
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:49,034
- [zapping]
402
00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:50,827
- [grunts]
403
00:15:50,896 --> 00:15:52,137
- [sneezes]
404
00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:54,551
[groans]
405
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,482
[metallic clang]
406
00:15:56,551 --> 00:15:58,482
- Oh, ow!
407
00:15:58,551 --> 00:16:02,896
- [grunts]
[crashing]
408
00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:06,275
- [sneezes]
409
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:08,172
- You're gonna need
better aim than that.
410
00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:11,103
- [grunts]
411
00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:15,137
- Uh...guys?
412
00:16:15,206 --> 00:16:17,551
- Ooh.
No, that's pretty good aim.
413
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:22,310
- At least I'm kinda warm now.
414
00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:24,103
- Hey, Mika, talk to us.
415
00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:26,379
- Hey, kiddo? Are you okay?
416
00:16:26,448 --> 00:16:29,896
- [distorted voice]
I am virus.
417
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,793
[both shouting]
418
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:36,689
[all grunting]
419
00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:42,448
[both shouting]
420
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,206
- Sydney, Melbourne,
can you take care of him?
421
00:16:46,275 --> 00:16:47,413
- Sure.
- We got him.
422
00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:50,310
- Good. 'Cause I'm about to
423
00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:53,586
throw this guy's shrimp
on the barbie.
424
00:16:53,655 --> 00:16:56,896
Ugh, oh, no! You've got me!
425
00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:58,827
Whatever will I do?
426
00:16:58,896 --> 00:17:00,689
[magical burst]
427
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,206
Don't look down,
it'll just freak you out.
428
00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:05,034
[magical burst]
- [screams]
429
00:17:05,103 --> 00:17:06,517
[magical burst]
430
00:17:06,586 --> 00:17:08,413
- Where'd ya take him?
- Ah, he'll be back.
431
00:17:08,482 --> 00:17:10,517
Scottie, you might wanna
back up a little bit.
432
00:17:10,586 --> 00:17:14,379
Tribby, let me gimme a
cross master right around here.
433
00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:15,965
- [faint screaming]
434
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:18,482
[crashing]
435
00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:20,724
- That's what I call
436
00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:22,034
breaking news.
437
00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:23,482
- Great line.
438
00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:25,517
- AWOL's my new favorite.
439
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,758
- Right back at you, Trent.
440
00:17:27,827 --> 00:17:30,310
- Trent, I'm just getting word
that the Man's Nest
441
00:17:30,379 --> 00:17:32,655
is plummeting to the Earth
at a speed of
442
00:17:32,724 --> 00:17:35,172
two brazillion miles per hour.
443
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:36,862
- What?
444
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,793
- I'd hate to be the
poor guy that Nest lands on.
445
00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:42,275
Unrelated, what's that
Man's Nest-shaped object
446
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:43,827
I can see through
our new hole in the roof?
447
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,103
- I'm being told
that's the Man's Nest.
448
00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:48,655
And it's headed right for us.
449
00:17:48,724 --> 00:17:50,310
- Breaking news,
450
00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:53,241
I will not be making my date
with Tracy426.
451
00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:55,137
- Don't cancel
that date yet, Trent.
452
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:56,931
Ladies,
how's my boy Brainstorm?
453
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,310
- I'm about to revive him
with true love's kiss!
454
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,206
- Uh, no, you're not.
I'm his one true love!
455
00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:04,000
- You just met him, Melbourne!
456
00:18:04,068 --> 00:18:05,965
- So did you, Sydney!
457
00:18:07,931 --> 00:18:10,068
- I got this.
458
00:18:10,137 --> 00:18:13,206
[gentle music]
459
00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:14,172
Wake up, bro!
460
00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:17,068
[smacks]
461
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,689
- Hey, buddy.
Where's Cyborg Rick Twitler?
462
00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:21,310
- Good news,
463
00:18:21,379 --> 00:18:23,896
dropped him like a bad habit.
- Nice.
464
00:18:23,965 --> 00:18:27,551
- Bad news, the Man's Nest
is about to drop on top us.
465
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:30,000
- Well, we had a good run.
466
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,931
- But maybe you can use
your superpower
467
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,827
to stop it before
it hits the ground.
468
00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:35,448
- Could he even do that?
469
00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:37,758
- Trent, I thought
I was your favorite.
470
00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:41,586
- Sorry,
I'm all about AWOL now.
471
00:18:41,655 --> 00:18:44,000
- Well, take a look
at this, Trent!
472
00:18:49,034 --> 00:18:50,758
[Man's Nest whooshing]
473
00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:52,965
- Breaking news,
the Man's Nest's
474
00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:57,206
speed has dropped to one
brazillion miles per hour.
475
00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:58,413
- Yes! Focus, focus!
476
00:18:58,482 --> 00:18:59,793
Come on y'all,
show him some love!
477
00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:02,655
- Come on, Brainstorm!
You've got this!
478
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,379
- Oh, he's slowed it down to
479
00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:06,068
a half a brazillion
miles per hour.
480
00:19:06,137 --> 00:19:09,241
[all speaking at once]
- One-quarter...one-eighth...
481
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:10,586
an even smaller fraction...
482
00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:12,689
[Man's nest whooshing]
483
00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:14,448
I'm kinda lost
on the numbers now,
484
00:19:14,517 --> 00:19:15,689
but I can tell
485
00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:19,034
Brainstorm is definitely
saving all of us.
486
00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:20,827
- You hear that, Trent?
487
00:19:20,896 --> 00:19:24,724
[struggling]
488
00:19:24,793 --> 00:19:27,896
[crashing and thudding]
489
00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:31,793
- He did it.
I bro-love this guy!
490
00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:33,620
- Did we do it?
[both cheering]
491
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:37,206
- We did, bro. We won!
492
00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:40,344
[whirring]
493
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,103
- We lost.
494
00:19:47,724 --> 00:19:50,655
[distorted voice] I am virus.
495
00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:53,448
- Bloomin' onions!
496
00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:54,655
What is that?
497
00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:57,586
- Let's get out of here,
Sydney!
498
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:00,172
- AWOL, what's going on?
499
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,000
- I have no id--
[all sneeze]
500
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,965
- Welcome back, kiddies.
501
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:17,275
- [distorted voice]
Don't give up. Keep fighting.
502
00:20:17,344 --> 00:20:19,620
- Who is that?
503
00:20:19,689 --> 00:20:22,137
- You know who I am.
504
00:20:22,206 --> 00:20:26,000
I'm your cellphone, Chapa.
505
00:20:26,068 --> 00:20:27,344
You can't give up.
506
00:20:27,413 --> 00:20:29,379
I need you to find me.
507
00:20:29,448 --> 00:20:32,172
- I miss you so much.
508
00:20:32,241 --> 00:20:35,275
- I miss you, too.
And I need you to find me.
509
00:20:35,344 --> 00:20:38,758
- No, no, no, no, no, please!
Please, don't leave!
510
00:20:38,827 --> 00:20:40,448
- Keep fighting. Come find me!
511
00:20:40,517 --> 00:20:42,068
- No, don't leave!
512
00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:43,896
- Come find me!
513
00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:46,862
- No! [zapping]
514
00:20:51,379 --> 00:20:54,310
- Did not see that coming.
515
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:57,413
[screaming and zapping]
516
00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:09,068
- [groans]
517
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:12,758
Oh, where am I?
518
00:21:12,827 --> 00:21:16,724
AWOL, Brainstorm.
Is this Earth?
519
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:19,103
- You're asking the wrong guy.
520
00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:21,655
- Of course it's Earth.
521
00:21:21,724 --> 00:21:22,965
But where's Rick Twitler?
522
00:21:23,034 --> 00:21:24,586
- And where's Drex?
523
00:21:24,655 --> 00:21:26,586
- Where's ShoutOut and Volt?
524
00:21:26,655 --> 00:21:28,724
- Where's the other half
of this sandwich?
525
00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:35,137
[dramatic music]
526
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:37,620
- "Game on."
527
00:21:37,689 --> 00:21:39,827
- This is bad.
- It's not great.
528
00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:43,103
Brainstorm, get the Man's Nest
back up on Mount Swellview.
529
00:21:43,172 --> 00:21:45,275
- On it.
530
00:21:45,344 --> 00:21:47,275
- All the bad guys are gone,
531
00:21:47,344 --> 00:21:49,482
and we're down two supes.
532
00:21:49,551 --> 00:21:51,896
What do we do now?
533
00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:54,413
- We call for backup.
534
00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:57,413
[dramatic music]
535
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,620
♪ ♪
536
00:21:58,689 --> 00:22:01,896
[phone ringing]
537
00:22:03,172 --> 00:22:04,724
- Your phone's ringing,
Henry Hart.
538
00:22:04,793 --> 00:22:06,689
You gonna pick up?
539
00:22:13,448 --> 00:22:16,206
♪ Always on the scene
in the nick of time ♪
540
00:22:16,275 --> 00:22:18,620
♪ The second I see trouble
I know I'll be fine ♪
541
00:22:18,689 --> 00:22:24,379
♪ I'm okay, I'm okay ♪
542
00:22:24,448 --> 00:22:27,310
♪ Danger ♪
543
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,758
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
544
00:22:29,827 --> 00:22:33,620
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
545
00:22:33,689 --> 00:22:35,724
♪ Danger, 1-2-3 force ♪
546
00:22:35,774 --> 00:22:40,324
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