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Good morning, dear ladies, you deadbeats!

Wake up, lazy-ass people,

because the sun is already
blasting over Guaramobim.

Get ready, you sons of guns.
The temperature is rising.

The most fantastic event of our town
is upon us!

That's right.

It is the long-awaited Rapadura Festival!

Get ready. It will be amazing.

Meanwhile, enjoy this sick forró song.
It's not like we play other genres anyway.

Hey!

Stop right there!

Hands up, punk!

BADASS COP

Not you, sir.

Come on, man!

Respect the police, boy!
You know you can't play here.

Do you want to go to jail?

Police Officer Bruceuílis Nonato.
Where did he go?

-That way.
-This is evidence now.

Officer Bruceuílis Nonato.
Toninho, do you copy?

Officer Bruceuílis Nonato.
Toninho, do you copy? Toni--

POLICE STATION

Wake up, man!

What are you--

Out of the way, ma'am!

-Let's go!
-I--

You have the right to remain silent, punk!

Anything you say will be used against you.

-I ain't no criminal, man!
-Why did you run away?

You looked at me. I looked at you.
You ran, and I got scared!

What were you doing in that house?

I will kill him!

It's not what it seems!

Jesus Christ. Let's go!

You stole a fan? What the hell?

-I'll kill this bastard!
-He's just my cousin, babe!

Calm down, guys.
Everything is under control. It's cool.

Watch it.

Stay, my ass.

I won't share a cell
with this piece of crap.

Your wife thinks I'm pretty fine, okay?

You might as well leave me here

because I'm considering
committing a homicide.

Using your horns?

Wait! Wait a minute!

I assure you everything will be resolved
as soon as possible.

You have my word.

Bruceuílis Nonato, you idiot!

-Oh crap!
-Chief Vitória Regina.

Breaking and entering,

disorderly conduct,

destruction of public property,

meddling in other people's lives…

I've had it up to here with you!
What am I gonna do with you, Bruce?

I caught the guy that stole the fan.

I just took this old fan

because it's very hot at his house.

There's no window!

-Put it on high speed, please.
-High?

-Now look, if you--
-Quiet!

I want you both in my office now!

Next week we'll have
the 30th Guaramobim Rapadura Festival.

The world's most famous rapadura festival.

-Is there another one?
-I'm aware, chief.

The security detail is set up.

-You won't be part of it, Bruce.
-What?

-I'm responsible for the event's security.
-No. Toninho will take care of it.

Toninho?

He isn't qualified for the job.

I have to agree with Bruce.

Toninho may be stupid,

weak, he may be lazy,

ugly, he may have those flappy ears,

but at least he does what I say.

I must agree with the chief.

You're gonna punish me
because I saw suspicious activity

and acted accordingly?

Suspicious activity…

Suspicious activity, my ass!

Give me a break.

Ever seen anything suspicious, Toninho?

I saw a UFO once,
but it was just a São João fire lantern.

See? Nothing happens around here, Bruce.

In this town, if a guy slaps someone,
they name a square after him.

Yeah, unfortunately.

But I do have another mission for you.

Now we're talking!

Your mission is to take care of Celestina
until the festival.

Are you crazy or high?

I've never seen a cop babysit a goat.

Bruce, Celestina is a city treasure.

She was even elected city counselor
last year.

Bruce, you know folks here
love this goat, right?

So she is your responsibility now.

I want to see her all primped and preened,

smelling good, clean, and well-fed.

You can start with a bath. Here.

People will say I'm a goat caregiver now.

That's what I get
for trying to be a real cop.

Gather round, everybody.
I won't say it twice.

OPERATION THUNDERBOLT

The target of today's operation
is a man known as Ping Li.

Our sources say
Ping Li has been negotiating

a drug transaction for months

with our biggest target,
the drug dealer known as…

WHO IS HE?

…White Glove.

We must catch Ping Li
if we want to get to White Glove.

But beware.

These men are considered unstable
and highly dangerous.

Alpha team will guard this area.

Beta team will guard the west area exit.

If it was up to me,
you know I'd go in guns blazing,

but, for legal reasons,
we still cannot do that,

so we must catch them red-handed.

That's why two of our men

will infiltrate as drug dealers
working for White Glove.

So on the firing line,

we'll have Caíque

and Trindade.

What now, Trindade?

DESK-DUTY COP

I think I should stay
at the police station.

I can continue organizing
the operations board.

It's good, isn't it?

I went to Kalunga,
the stationery supplies are on sale!

I can also rearrange the board,
change the fonts--

Dismissed.

-Let's do this.
-Let's go.

Are you trying to give up
now that we're all set?

I'm just not that comfortable
with the plan.

I mean,
there's nothing wrong with the plan…

I just don't like the part
where I need to be part of it.

Unfortunately, we need you, Trindade.

Are you sure?

Because, you know,
I'm like the office guy.

Did you look in the mirror today?

Shall we do it again?

-What do you see?
-The brain of the operation?

A weak and tired man.

The opposite of every cop
in this police station.

Caíque.

Roger.

OFFICER CAÍQUE
REAL COP

Come here.

Captain?

Check out Caíque's physique.

Do you think
Caíque could pass for a drug dealer?

Negative, Captain.

My body type doesn't match
that of criminals.

I'm too strong for that, okay?

Exactly.

That's why you're going to feel
Caíque's biceps.

-What?
-Biceps, Caíque!

Check his Pão de Açúcar.

Touch it.

Those are a cop's biceps.

-Now, feel his six-pack.
-No, it's not necess--

When a criminal looks at a guy like him,
what does he think?

-Police?
-Police!

-And when he looks at you?
-The brain of the--

Scumbag!

A loser, a lost cause.

-Living with his grandma.
-I moved out two months ago.

And that's why
we need you to go with Caíque.

To balance things out.

I need you, Trindade.

You'll be my shield.

What do you mean, "shield"?

-Operation Thunderbolt!
-Thunderbolt!

Thunderbolt.

Get in position. You're good to go.

I'm not comfortable with this disguise.

-What's wrong with it?
-It says "human target" on my chest.

It's my brother's rock band.
It's alternative, protest rock, you know?

Just bass and a horn blowing.

Yeah, but why this name?

You know what, Trindade?

You don't support
the Brazilian indie scene.

You're into mainstream, arena rock bands
that suck on the government tits.

-That's it.
-That's not it!

Then what?

There is a target on my chest!

My nephew drew that, man.
The kid is disabled.

He draws with his foot.
God, show some respect.

Now, get into the character.

Just like me. Pay attention. I'm a cop.

And bam. Now I'm a thug.

Come on.

Where is Ping Li, dude?

-Can we get straight to business?
-Sure.

-God, let's hurry up already.
-Don't blow your disguise.

No! I'm not in a hurry or anything.

I learned to be patient doing my time

when I got arrested for dealing drugs.

-Hard drugs.
-Tone it down.

Actually,
it was just contraband cigarettes,

non-alcoholic beer--

-It's too light now.
-Crack!

I'm addicted to crack!

Don't screw it up, please.

But only socially.
On Sundays, after lunch.

So, what about the product?

Money first.

Not you.

The junkie.

-Where did you serve time?
-What?

You said you did time. Where was it?

Bangu.

Which unit?

Seven.

Bangu 7 is a women's prison.

Shit.

My name was Simone back then.

Shit.

That was close.

Guys, I'm here! I'm alive!

He will be fine.

Plane without wings

Bonfire without embers

I'm like this without you

Football without a ball

Tweety without Sylvester

I'm like this without you

I count the hours so I can see you

But the clock is wrong for me…

FAREWELL FROM YOUR THUNDERBOLT TEAM

Why?

Priscila?

Priscila?

Priscila?

-I know you're a little upset--
-A little?

Couldn't you take some bullets
to try and save your partner?

I'd have gotten shot
if I didn't dodge, right?

Every real cop has taken at least
three bullets to protect a partner.

-How many have you taken?
-None.

-That's why I'm alive, right?
-No.

That's why you'll pack your stuff.

Effective immediately,
you're going to another district.

But…

I am a Thunderbolt.

Thunderbolt, yeah!

You've never been
and will never be worthy of this team.

Come on, Celestina.

Hey! Celestina! Here we go!

Once I started chasing a criminal

who was twice as tall as me.

Howdy.

I'm taking care of her.

Feeling hot?

I looked him in the eyes.

Once he saw,
he came for me, and I went for him,

but when I thought I had him,
he hit me first.

Hey, respect the police.

I win!

Stay here, Celestina, okay?
Daddy will be right back.

Guard the door and don't let anybody in.

Stay.

Where is Celestina?

Celestina?

This goat…

Such a piece of work. Celestina!

Celestina!

Celestina!

Celestina!

Celestina!

This is not a job
for an experienced cop like me.

Celestina?

Of course.

She smelled the rapadura.

It's just a flat tire.
I'll be in São Paulo tomorrow.

Where do I find him? Shintan?

Hey, buddy! Do you need help?

Jesus Christ!

I'll call you right back.

No, it's all set.

Right.

You're not from here, are you?

-You're far from São Paulo.
-I'm not from here or São Paulo.

I'm sorry,

but I think my goat, Celestina,
got into your truck.

She loves rapadura.

Oh man!
She ate an entire bar all by herself.

But don't you worry. How much is it?

No. There's no need. It's alright.

No, I insist. Make it two. Ten reais?

It's not for sale. It's all mine.

You do love rapadura, don't you?
That's a two-year supply.

Listen, can I see the load paperwork?

-It's my scar, isn't it?
-Scar?

What scar? I don't see any scar.

My whole life,
I've been told I look like a criminal.

I am sorry, you know…

Cops always have to be on alert.

-On alert for asking for documents?
-Yes, documents.

-Here's the document. Lie down.
-Really?

Pointing a gun at a cop?
So much for not looking like a criminal.

-Lie down, man.
-I'm not sleepy.

I'll put you to sleep, then.

I'm getting sleepy now. I'll lie down.
Just a little sleepy.

Lie down, facing the ground.

Face down.

GIMME MOAR RAPADURA

Don't look up.

Celestina! Celestina!

Son of a gun!

I got his plate. I'll follow him to hell!

Reelect Zeca Brito.

Zeca Brito for federal deputy.

This is our federal deputy, Zeca Brito.

-Don't you want me to go with you?
-I must carry this burden by myself.

BUS TICKETS

If we go together,
the chief will find out I lost Celestina.

For God's sake,
São Paulo is very dangerous.

All my cousins there became criminals.

Don't worry. I will be fine.

Did you get the address I asked you for?

-It was hard, but I got it.
-Let me write it down.

I'll find the Gimme Moar Rapadura truck.

I'll rescue the goat
and prove my worth to this town.

You'll die on the first day!

What the hell, man?

If not shot, you'll get hit by a car.

And if the car doesn't kill you,
then the pollution will do the trick.

Then you'll think,
"I just need some water."

They don't have water! It's all gone.

Not to mention dengue fever, yellow fever,
typhoid, erysipelas,

some kind of itch that causes chills.

Are you crazy, man?
And there's too many people.

-It's not like this!
-Calm down!

I've been to a big city.
I've even been to Sobral before.

In my absence,
you'll have to take care of Guará.

The town is in your hands.

And I'll be back for the festival,
you hear me?

May God and the Holy Spirit be with you!

Bye! Safe travels!

He won't last two days.

YOU ARE LEAVING GUARAMOBIM
GOOD LUCK!

TIETÊ BUS STATION
WELCOME TO SÃO PAULO

DEPARTMENT OF SEIZED VEHICLES

We'll have a barbecue in honor of Caíque
at Miúdo's place, okay?

Cheer up, guys.

Why the hell are you calling

my personal number?

Priscila, listen.

A burglar broke into my office.

I repeat, a burglar broke

into my office!

Are you calling the police

to arrest somebody
who's in the police station?

But he's evil-looking.

Tall, strong,

he's like Caíque.

-Sweetie, is he dead?
-No!

Then he's not Caíque, okay?

Piece of shit.

Why didn't you say you are a cop?

You came at me all crazy,
spraying that in my face.

I thought you were a burglar.

It's really dangerous in this city.

Even cops get robbed? Toninho warned me.

Police Officer Bruceuílis Nonato.

Renato Trindade.

-Are you from here?
-Negative.

I'm from the first and only district
of Guaramobim, Ceará.

But we call it Guará, not to be confused
with Guaraciaba do Norte.

But it doesn't work.
They also call it Guará.

And you came from Guará to…

-Which Guará?
-Your Guará.

Right. I came all the way here
because a truck was stolen.

-And here I am.
-Hold on.

For every five vehicles stolen
in São Paulo, only two are recovered.

In one piece, just one.

Oh man!

When it comes to kidnapping,
how many are recovered, like,

in one piece?

-Why?
-I'm not worried about the vehicle.

I'm worried about Celestina.
She was inside the vehicle.

Celestina?

A truck similar to the one you described

got a ticket near the city center.

That's it. The Gimme Moar Rapadura truck.

They were looking for someone
called Chitão.

Look, I believe
that using the CCTV footage,

we can trace its trajectory
and find out where it is.

I'm just worried about
what they might do to her.

-Is Celestina your daughter?
-No.

She has no father and no mother.
Not even a birth certificate.

She goes from house to house.

My God. How old is she?

She is about five, six years old.

She's the gloomy type, born with worms.

I'm so sorry.

What does she look like?

Pure white. She is always dressed up.

But she's very naive.
I'm afraid they might hurt her.

Don't worry. We'll find her, okay?

We will. There!

The truck was last seen in Liberdade.

-Is it far from here?
-Not really.

Just take the Glicério 277 bus
in front of the station.

Can't you come along?
I'm afraid I'll get lost in São Paulo.

No, I can't.
I have a lot of paperwork to take care of.

Right.

I hope they don't kill her
before I get there.

It's so far. We should've come by car.

My car was stolen.

And the police car?

Precisely.

The police car was stolen
while I was on duty.

I am not very lucky with those things.

How did they rob an armed policeman?

I'm not armed. I trust my brain.

You're just like me.

-I don't carry a gun either.
-Really?

I am my own weapon.

Don't be rude, man!
Give the lady your seat.

Look at her. She's on her last legs.

Thank you.

My pleasure, ma'am.

Is Bruce Willis your real name?

Yes, it's a single word.

My father was crazy about action movies.

My siblings' names are Chuquinorris,

Charlisbronso,

and Vandami.

-And the little one is Mel.
-Melissa?

No, Melgibsa.

Don't be rude!
Give your seat to that old lady.

That poor thing is about to die.

You still have some juice. Sit, ma'am.

Don't take it personally.
These São Paulo folks are ill-bred.

-Clueless.
-It's true.

How much longer?

Man, São Paulo is really big, isn't it?

Even China would fit in here.

It won't be easy to find that truck here.

Have some faith, man.

I have a sketch of the criminal.

-Will that help?
-Of course! Why didn't you say so?

Described and drawn by me.

Perfect.

Bruce,

what was the name
you heard the suspect saying?

Chitão. He was looking
for someone called Chitão.

What if he was talking about that place?

Right, Shintan.
Shintan means "Chitão" in Chinese.

-Let's go.
-Just like that?

I'm going to ask if they've seen him.

Are you crazy?
It's full of Chinese men, kung fu experts.

-You think so?
-Trust me.

They kill people with a one-punch.

-A punch?
-No, a one-punch.

Right in the throat.

We better call for backup, then.

Why backup?

Trust me. I know some Chinese. Come on.

What the heck, man?

-Aren't you Chinese?
-No, I'm from Juazeiro.

-Are there any Chinese people here?
-No, we're all from Ceará.

That one is from Camocim,

Quixadá, Ipaumirim, Pereiro,

Senador Pompeu.

That snob there is from Guará.

Guará? Which Guará?

Guaraciaba do Norte.

Yikes.

By any chance…

have you seen this man?

I see so many people in here
that I may have forgotten

that I've seen him.

That's not how you do it.
Give me five bucks.

Not sure I have five bucks. Here.

That'll do.

Perhaps my monkey friend
might help you refresh your memory.

Are you sure you didn't see the guy?

Yes, I'm sure.

-I didn't see him.
-He's tough. Give me another one.

What about now?

-Do you remember?
-I do.

I didn't see him.

Give me fifty bucks.

I'm out of cash. Do you take coupons?

You can increase the bribe all you want,
and I'll keep saying I didn't see him

because I really didn't see him.

-So I can have my money back, right?
-I'll take that.

I'll handle it. Stay out of it.
Give me a bottle of cachaça.

Can it be saké?

Anything. I'll drink whatever you have.

-Are you going to drink?
-Calm down, man.

I'm just mingling.
The bottle is just a cover.

Hey, don't be stingy.

I'm going to the restroom.

Ma'am, the restroom?

-Hi! Can I get you anything?
-No.

-We are on duty.
-Chill, man. So am I.

I'm also on duty.

The saké is on me. Three more.

I'm opening it. Rapadura is fucking hard.

I'm opening it. Let me…

Of course I'll let him taste it.

The product is here. I'm waiting for him.

GIMME MOAR RAPADURA

I'll give him a sample of the coke to try.

She ate the rapadura, man.

The product is inside her.
So far, it hasn't come out naturally.

Poor child.
First worms, now drugs in her belly.

If you want,
I can make an incision in her tummy.

Then the dude said he ran away
with the fan because he was hot.

Can you imagine him taking the fan
from his lover's house?

Stay with me, Bloodsport!

-Bruce!
-Calm down, man.

This is Trindade, my partner.
These are my new friends, Old Fashion,

Shorty, and Penguin-- Big Win?

-Pink Green?
-Ping Li.

Hey! So you know each other?

And people say São Paulo is big? Come on.

Your friends are drug dealers
wanted by the police, they are dangerous,

and they killed a cop.

Good luck, man.

Dear mother of God, don't leave me.

Celestina!

Where is the kid?

What kid? That is Celestina!

Celestina is a damn goat?

Don't underrate her, man.

Did you really come from Ceará after me?

No, from Australia.
Weren't you there yesterday? Asshole.

So we came all the way here for a goat?

Yes.

What do we do with them?

I'll ask the boss.

-We're going to die.
-What?

Sure, what do you think will happen?

"We caught two cops.
We'll let them go. They are nice."

Exactly. We are cops.
They can't simply "kill" us.

Yes.

-Could you put it on speaker?
-No, we caught them.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Both?

Okay. I know.

Okay. Got it.

So?

So I have to kill you both.

I told you so.

Sir, can we talk?

I've got blurred vision,
terrible hearing, and my friend

has serious memory issues. Right, Bruce?

Negative, no memory issue.

We came here to find Celestina,
and a drug transaction took place.

Then this ugly bastard with the face scar
called his boss to kill us both.

Now we're waiting to die.

-Right?
-That's it.

What the hell?

He has never died before.

All I need is a whip.

Ever been towel-whipped?

Stop, I don't beat women.

But I beat men.

IT'S A LUXURY
IT'S SENSUAL

You started it!

Watch out, don't come any closer.

I'm great with chopsticks.

YOU ARE A MASTER

You cowardly son of a gun.

I need air.

I need air.

Come on, Trindade. He ran.

Hurry, let's go!

-No!
-Stop!

Police! Get out of the car!

-You're crazy!
-It's a police chase! Get out!

Come here!

Take care of this goat
as if it were your own mother.

Can you drive?

I can only ride a bike. You drive!

Move over!

Step on it!

What are you doing?

-I'm getting ready.
-They're getting away!

-Seat belt.
-They're getting away!

Fasten your seat belt.
It's dangerous downtown.

-Hold on!
-They're getting away!

Go!

I'm going.

No! Drop it, Bruce. You'll hurt somebody!

Relax, I'll just shoot the tire.

Are you okay?

Are you insane?

The light is red, man!

Stop! Police!

Get off! I need your vehicle!
Out of the way!

-Move it, idiot!
-Wait!

Wait!

Get this crap out of the way.

Wait!

Scumbag! Get out!

-Go!
-Surrender yourself!

Surrender, or I'll poke his other eye!
Surrender! I'll poke his eye!

I swear I'll blind him!

Surrender yourself!

Great partner, huh?

-You could be blind now.
-I don't care!

Bruce! I'm here.

Where were you?

It's a long story.
The battery died. I had to jump-start it.

I don't want to know.

Come on, baby.

Stay here, okay? Daddy needs to work.

Look after this goat.

Be careful, don't let her eat the pen.

I think we're done, right?

We can call it a day.

Here.

Bruce, it was an honor to work with you.
Call me next time you come to São Paulo.

-Maybe we can go out.
-Wait!

Our work is not over.

Yes, it is. We found your goat, didn't we?

We arrested the criminal--

But you told me Penguin is connected
to Brazil's most dangerous criminal.

-The White Glove dude.
-Yes, but he's not our problem.

Let's follow protocol
and pass it on to someone more competent.

Man, don't be a fool!

It's your chance
to prove you are a real cop.

Who said I'm not a real cop?

I heard a rumor, you know?
People saying this and that…

-Should I tell you?
-Yes.

They say, "Trindade this, Trindade that…"

You know? Should I tell you?

Tell me.

People are saying
that your partner's death is your fault.

There you go.

Who said that?

In the last hour, three different people.

Even Ms. Rosa there.

Do you want to live
the rest of your life as a joke?

I could solve it all by myself,
but I need your brain.

I can't force you, though…

All right. What's the plan?

Wanna grill the perp?

-How do I look?
-Fine.

Relax, it's easy.

We just need to scare him,
to play with his mind.

You'll be the good cop,
and I'll be the bad cop.

It's not going to work.

You are right.

Just bad is not enough.

I must be the evil cop.
I must be worse than bad.

You'll be the weak cop.
I'll be the rough cop.

Why am I the weak one?

Son of a bitch!

Get in, say you had a fight with me,
that I'm mad, possessed by evil.

You know what? I'll go--

Trust me. It will work.

One more, just in case.

Hey! I can hear you!

You are being accused
of the attempted murder of two policemen.

-But, luckily, we are--
-What's up with your face?

My partner is a little

rough.

Don't mind me.

Go on.

Well, as I was saying,
we can reduce your sentence

if you agree to name the kingpin.

Code name, White Glove…

Bruce? Bruce, you can't smoke in here.

Sorry.

Where I come from,

I am the law!

Are you okay?

Go on.

If you tell us where the drugs are,
we can make your life easier.

Listen up, my friend.

I'm not talking without a lawyer.

A public defender
is being assigned to your case.

We can wait. I'm not in a hurry.

Hey, punk!

My friend is being nice to you.

You should cooperate.

Trindade?

My lawyer will be here in five minutes.

Do you know who you are talking to, punk?

I am the second-degree great-grandson

of Virgulino Ferreira da Silva,

better known as Lampião!

Stop it, man. You'll hurt yourself.

I must agree with the perp, you should--

My father was the most wanted robber
of Ceará.

The Central Bank robber.

He dug the tunnel with this very knife.

He killed his accomplices,

peeled their skin off,

and made a suitcase with it
to run away with all the money.

Hold up, please.
Make him stop. It won't end well.

Speak up, man!
Tell us who the mastermind is.

-I don't know, man.
-Spit it out!

I didn't wanna be a criminal.

-Bruce, it's enough.
-Look!

I tried to live an honest life,
but the scar…

Who is White Glove?

-Bruce!
-Who hires a guy with a scar nowadays?

-Who is he?
-Say it, for God's sake!

-He's a politician!
-He's said--

There. I told you.

Hi, counselor.
They left me with this psycho.

There.

Thank you.

Come on, Celestina.

Come on.

Come on, dear.

Hey, Trindade.

Look on the bright side.

My plan worked out.

Did it? Really?

Tell me how it worked.

You punched me in the nose,
slapped me, and stuck a knife in my hand.

Wait!

Your hand got in the way of my knife.

Also, the suspect broke down
and told us everything.

Hey! Trindade!

No. Okay.

Trindade,
could we stay with you for a while,

she and I?

Otherwise, Celestina and I
will have to sleep on the street.

Let's go, Celestina!
Before he changes his mind.

This way.

I've just adopted it.

For company.

She's docile.

Make yourself at home.

Do you think it will take long for her
to expel the drugs she ate?

I'm worried.
It should have happened already.

Relax. It will come out soon.

Well…

Shall we list what we know
about the White Glove? He is a politician…

-He must be from Ceará, like the drugs.
-Maybe, what else?

Well…

well, I thought we had more clues.

We will never get this guy.

Ouch.

I'm sorry for punching you.

Sometimes I can't control my strength.

Where did you learn to fight like that?

Man, that's years and years of study.

Before I became a cop,

I already had black belts
in tae kwon do, kung fu,

karate, aikido, Krav Maga, judo,

and now I have a green belt in CrossFit,

and I started Zumba classes.

-Stand up. I will teach you.
-No.

I won't punch you. I'll teach you.
Stand up, don't be lazy-- Stand up!

Take it easy, okay?

The punch. The strength
doesn't come from your hand.

Otherwise, it'll break your fingers.

-It comes from the hips.
-Hey!

Relax.

Make a fist.

Punch. Hips.

Go back. That's it. Hips.

-Punch. That's it.
-Like this?

Yes, that's it.

I think I got it.

I got it. Check it out.

I know who the White Glove is.

Federal Deputy Zeca Brito.

The clown turned deputy.

That's him.

This guy is nothing but trouble.

Our history

goes back a long way.

Gather round, come closer.

Come over here. Do you like magic?

-Yes.
-Give me your rapadura.

Here it is.

I will make it disappear.

Pay attention because this trick is wild.

It's gone. What is that?

That's all. Bye, kids.

Let's go. Drive.

It was because of this man
that I became a police officer.

I swore to myself,

"No one will ever steal a child's rapadura
again and get away with it."

Yes, it's dramatic,
but it doesn't prove anything.

It proves he's a devious character.
He steals candy from kids.

It's not enough.

-He wore white gloves as a clown.
-So do all clowns.

But only he has
the gloves and the rapadura.

Sleazy crook!

He built his career promoting rapadura.

Hold on.

What do you mean?

He was the deputy that promoted

the rapadura from Ceará in Brazil.

-Are you serious?
-Look at his flyer.

His campaign is all about rapadura.

"Rapadura for the people."

Push! Harder!

Push, baby, push.

"During his first term,

the sales of rapadura from Ceará spiked."

I told you.

This is the company
that profited the most from it.

"Gimme Moar Rapadura."

A suitable name
for a highly addictive substance.

"Give me more."

Guess who is in São Paulo for an event.

Zeca Brito. What a coincidence.

There's no such thing as coincidence, pal.

Priscila, I need to talk to you--

I'm busy.

I told you she's difficult.

Captain Priscila,

Officer Bruceuílis Nonato at your service.

I am also an athlete.
I've won four Rapadura Man,

which is the triathlon in my hometown.

-My partner and I have a case for you.
-Are you letting this one die too?

-Bruce is quite alive for now, okay?
-If it were up to you…

I'm not interested. Go away!

It's about the White Glove.

You have five minutes.

And that's why we believe

that Zeca Brito must be the White Glove.

-Did you come up with this together?
-Affirmative.

I even beat the criminals at the bar
and conducted the interrogation.

Do we have a case?

-You don't have a case.
-Why not?

All you have is conjecture.

You can't use any of this information
as evidence.

-But the drugs the goat sh--
-Expelled, after great effort.

You can't prove their origin.

How come? We were there
when the poor thing forced it out.

With Thunderbolt's support--

I won't risk the whole operation
based on the conspiracy theory

of a weak officer.

Captain Priscila…

-Can I call you Pri?
-No!

Such a beautiful name.

I think a good cop must have instinct.
Not everything is solved on a spreadsheet.

-I disagree.
-Good instincts are key.

And I have a gut feeling
that we must track Zeca Brito.

What's your instinct tell you?

I've got a feeling that both of you

should stay away from Deputy Zeca Brito!

-Are you okay?
-Holy shit!

She's a tough woman.

Did you notice the connection between us?

I want to prove she's wrong.

Then why don't you?

You and me against an entire cartel?

-What's the problem?
-We'll die, Bruce.

Would you rather live as a coward
or die a hero?

Can I live as a hero?

No, you can't.

We will break into his house,
kidnap Zeca Brito,

and I'll use my interrogation techniques.

No.

We will do things my way this time.

Bruce?

He doesn't look like the head
of a criminal organization.

Don't be fooled.

This man is no good.

Damn rapadura thief.

1:41 p.m.

The suspect's lunch is over.

Follow him. Hurry, driver.

Do you have a preferred route,
or can I follow the app?

Preferred route.

-Is the temperature okay?
-It's great, Josimara.

-Any radio station?
-Whatever.

Just don't lose that guy.

Actually, turn it off, Josimara.

Fine.

-Candy, water?
-No--

I'd like some water. Is it free?

Yes, help yourself.

I was wondering,
how long is this mission going to take?

We'll watch him
until we see something useful.

Right, Trindade?

I better tell Robson.

-No! It's confidential.
-Robson?

Where are you? I'm on the toilet.
Can you go buy toilet paper?

I'm working, lazy ass!

-It's gonna take a while.
-You're at the bar, aren't you?

I'm working, didn't you hear me?

-I'm with two cops.
-Arrested again?

I told you to stop messing with weed,
Josimara!

-If you go to jail again…
-You're breaking up. We'll talk later.

You and your damn weed.
Your mother warned me not to marry you--

Hey, look.
The suspect is stopping at a hotel.

Pull over!

So this is it, right?

The rapadura thief's hideout.

This fancy hotel
is not exactly a hideout, Bruce.

Wait, your suspect is Deputy Zeca Brito?

Damn!

My bad.

2:12 p.m. The suspect
almost realizes he's being followed.

That's it for today.
We can come back tomorrow.

I'll update the address, Josimara.

No way.
What if he goes out this afternoon?

-We must have eyes on him.
-I'm free for the day.

-This ride will cost a fortune.
-It was your idea.

Is anybody else hungry?
I've only had candy today.

Yeah, I'm starving.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

Where's my soda?

So you killed your partner?

I didn't kill him.

I dodged the bullets and,
because of that, he was killed.

My God! Why doesn't anybody get it?

Is there any ricotta left?

A friend got into a fight
with some taxi drivers.

I tried to defend him
and got hit by three taxis,

one after the other.

See? Even Josimara defends her partner.

Say whatever you want,

but I didn't become a cop to get shot.

Then what for? Desk duty?

Desk duty is as important as any role.

God forbid.

My dad
used to put on Stallone's Cobra for me.

I'd watch and think,

"When I grow up,
I'll be just like that guy."

My grandma tried
to make me watch those movies,

but I preferred Flashdance,

Saturday Night Fever…

I like Shrek 2. Have you seen it?

It's better than the first.

The third is kind of lame,
but the second is great.

-The donkey is like, "Are we there yet?"
-All right.

Time for my siesta.

Watch out
for any suspicious activity, okay?

No, Bruce, you better--

Hey. He is leaving.

He is leaving!

7:23 p.m.

The eagle

leaves the nest.

Where is he going
with that suspicious briefcase?

Don't assume anything.
It's a regular briefcase.

Have you ever seen an honest man
with a briefcase like that?

Only politicians, lawyers,
and criminals use black briefcases.

Very true.

People with briefcases like that
never give five stars.

Follow the suspect, Josimara.

Look, another man with a black briefcase,
and he's bald.

A bald man with a black briefcase…
Enough said.

What do you mean?

A highly dangerous person. A criminal.

Look, you can see the bald man's tattoo
above his shirt's collar.

Every criminal has a neck tattoo.
You know that, right?

Maybe you are-- Bruce?

-Come back, Bruce.
-May I end the ride?

Yes, please.

-Thank you, Josimara.
-You're welcome.

Hey, don't forget my five stars!

Don't do anything
until the negotiation is over, okay?

I know how it works.

-Good evening.
-Good evening.

Table for two, please.

Unfortunately, the restaurant is closed
for a charity event.

I bet it's money laundering.

Sir, I can hear you.

We came here to attend this event.

Of course.

What's your name, please?

I'll check the list.

-My name?
-Yes.

My name…

-José Silva.
-What?

José Silva.

Yes, José Silva. Check it out.

The most common name.

Here it is.

-José Silva.
-I told you.

Table for two, right?

For you and your husband.

-Husband?
-Husband?

Aren't you married?

In the confirmation email, you asked for,

"A table to enjoy the view
with my husband,

the great love of my life."

Too much information, actually.
We only asked for the name.

We are--

The two of us have been married for,
what, ten years?

-Ten years.
-Ten.

Oh, this man…

-This is love!
-That's so beautiful!

True love!

So beautiful.

Can I ask a favor?
I don't want to intrude,

but do you mind if I take a picture of you
to post on Instagram?

-Sure.
-Ready?

Ready. Let's do it!

No. A little peck.

-It's cuter.
-That's too much, ma'am.

-We are very discreet.
-Don't be silly, babe. Let's do it.

-Okay.
-Just tell me when.

-Sure. On two, okay?
-On two.

-Tell us.
-One, two, and…

Kiss!

Done.

It was the selfie cam, sorry.

Again. Ready? On two.

One, two, and…

Hold it! Wait!

I'll hide your double chin. Wait.

Okay, done.

Enjoy the evening.

Thank you.

The perfect spot.

A peripheral view of the place.

We're too far away. I can't hear anything.

I can read lips.

-I've got it.
-Really?

Of course. Watch this.

"Did you bring the drugs?"

"Of course
I brought the drugs you asked for."

"I asked for a lot of drugs

because I'm a criminal,
and criminals like lots of drugs."

I don't think they are saying that.

"Now give me the drugs,
and I'll give you the money."

Bruce?

Bruce, it's happening.

-Let's approach them.
-No, hold on.

-It's our only chance.
-Wait.

Let's approach them peacefully, okay?

Breathe.

Nobody move!

It's over, Zeca Brito, you rapadura thief!

What is going on?

I know this is a drug deal!

Calm down!
Ladies and gentlemen, attention!

This is a police operation!

I'd like to ask for your cooperation.

Especially yours,
bald man with a black briefcase.

-Bruce.
-Wait-- My briefcase. Deputy?

Sir, I think it's a mistake.

There's no mistake, you crook!

-I knew my feeling was right!
-Yes!

I can explain--

Sorry, I didn't mean to do it.

-Great punch, buddy.
-Really?

Come on, you crook!

This money is a donation
to this man's hospital.

The medicine is
for acute child fibromyalgia!

Let's see what the judge
has to say about it.

-Thank you, Uncle Zeca Brito!
-Thank you, Uncle Zeca Brito!

-Bruce, I don't think--
-Don't let it fool you!

These are midgets disguised
to deceive the electorate!

You are all under arrest!

Such a cute couple, right?

I had no idea, guys. No, really…

-It's surprising, right?
-It happens a lot to me.

A bald man with a black briefcase…

People think I'm a criminal.
And this medication patch on my neck…

People think it's a tattoo, but it's not.
It's for my stiff neck.

Rapadura is sweet, but it's also hard.

I hope those idiots get punished
for this abuse of power.

Brazil above everything,
and me above everyone. Bye.

I specifically told you not to follow him,
and what did you do?

We followed him.

It was a rhetorical question.

Priscila, I know you are mad at us,
but we just followed our instincts--

A shitty instinct.
You jeopardized the whole operation.

I told you not to mess with Zeca Brito
because we were already monitoring him.

It proves we were right.

Except he didn't know that.

If he really is the White Glove,
now he knows we're onto him.

Priscila, I just wanna clarify

it was Trindade who punched the deputy.

And, in my defense,

those kids were very hairy for their age.

One even had a tiny mustache.

You'd easily mistake him
for a short person.

I hope this won't harm our relationship.

You both disobeyed my orders,
put the operation at stake.

By the way,

you spent 3,000 reais on an Uber
using the corporate card.

-Was it Uber Black?
-I told you.

Just to make it clear,
I don't care for Uber.

I prefer public transportation.

Give me one more reason I shouldn't unload
the next round in your face.

-It's a crime?
-In my case, a crime of passion, right?

As of now, you're both suspended.

Wait! You can't suspend me.

You'll go back to Ceará.

As for you, Trindade, get real, man.
You are pathetic.

You are the worst cop
this district has ever had,

and Amílcar accidentally killed
two hostages.

An elderly woman and a pregnant woman.

-Hey, Amílcar.
-Do the force a favor.

Get yourself another career.
You're unworthy of your badge.

I got your digits from Amílcar.

Save my number.

Text me, and we can grab a drink.

I was thinking,

what if we use Celestina
to sniff out the rapadura?

-She's got a good nose.
-Forget it.

Are you going to let them walk free?

We lost, Bruce. Move on.

Hey, bro, where is that tough cop
who caught Zeca Brito red-handed?

It didn't work,
and it almost cost us our jobs.

It's over, man! That's enough.

I won't give up that easily.

Forget this case once and for all, Bruce.

I also thought we could do it alone,
but I was wrong, okay?

We are not real cops.

Calm down, man.
That's not how you talk to your partner.

You are not my partner!

You're just a nutjob

who came all the way from Ceará

searching for a goat

without anyone's permission.

And you made me believe
that goat was a kidnapped child!

You should've never come here.

Bruce, get that into your head!

Since you arrived,
my life has only gotten worse, Bruce.

It's time for you
to go back to your hometown.

Got it.

Let's go, Celestina.
It's a long way to Guará.

Yes, Guaramobim!

Forgot something, Bruce?

Let's go, Ce.

-Is this a bad time?
-Well, you showed up unannounced.

Little goat.

-Don't touch Celestina, you piece of shit!
-Don't provoke the crook!

Let me tell you a story, boy.

When I was a kid,
my dad would never let me eat rapadura.

So that's why you steal candy from kids.

Don't interrupt me.

Because of that,

I worked hard so that no child
would go through what I went through.

Rapadura is for everyone.

Rapadura full of drugs?

The drugs came later as a side hustle.

Do politicians need a side hustle?

Boy, I am an honest politician.

Now, my friends,

I am going to kill you,

then I will expand the distribution
of Gimme Moar,

rapadura with additives, overseas.

Aren't you supposed to be honest?

Zeca Brito is honest,

but the White Glove isn't.

No.

-What did he say?
-I don't know.

"Bomb" in Chinese.

While you are being blown up,

I'll distribute the drugs I brought

while I still can.

I already have meetings with
all the organized crime groups in Brazil.

-And then what?
-Then I'll take some time off, a--

What is the word?

-A sabbatical.
-Yes, a sabbatical year.

To focus more on politics,
get my daughters married,

perhaps visit Guará again…

Which Guará?

You won't get away that easy!

Killing is a capital offense,
you son of a gun.

My friend, I am a federal deputy.
I have parliamentary immunity.

I could kill the Pope,
and nobody would come after me.

Come on.

Can you move?

It's too tight.
I think it's a sailor's knot.

We're going to die.

It was an honor to be your partner.

-I wish we could have one more mission.
-Me too.

Forget everything I said.
I was just angry.

You are a great cop,
Officer Bruceuílis Nonato.

I became a cop so I could have
a partner like you someday.

Go away, Celestina!

Run, darling, run! Run away while you can!

Hold on, Trindade.

Celestina might help us defuse the bomb.

-Sure.
-She just has to cut the right wire.

How would she do that, Bruce? Tell me!

Relax,
I have a mental connection with her.

Celestina, honey, can you hear me?

Bruce!

What's going on?

Are you serious?

Celestina, pay attention.

You will help us
defuse the bomb all by yourself.

Bruce, I don't think I can do it alone.

Yes, you can.

Pay attention.
You must cut the right wire.

Which one is the right one?

She doesn't know which one.

I won't be part of this.

-Then we'll die!
-It's the red one!

It's always the red one!

Celestina,

cut the red one!

Bruce,

I have a feeling it's the green one.

-She said it's the green one.
-We're dead.

-The green one.
-Red.

-Green!
-Red!

Red!

Sweet Jesus!

Oh, Celestina!

I can't believe it.

I told you she's smart.

Now we can get out of here.

-Are you okay?
-I think I broke my leg.

Come on, let's go! Bring her.

-Now, let's find Zeca Brito.
-Ouch.

It's over, Bruce.

They'll sell the drugs
right under our noses,

and we won't have time to find out where.

Relax, I've got it.

If we need to find out where
those bastards are going to meet,

let me talk to my intelligence team.

Hello.

Who's disturbing our siesta?

It's Bruce.

Tell that idiot he owes this town a goat.

Toninho, remember you told me

all your cousins that came to São Paulo
became criminals?

Yep. All of them.
Except Robson, he's hardworking.

So, I need you

to find out something for me urgently.

What is it? Shoot.

Don't worry, my best man is on it.

Iranete? It's Toninho!

Yes, from Guaramobim, Mr. Gonçalo's son.

How are you? It's been such a long time!

What? Matias?

And where is Matias?

Hey, moron.
They're all collect calls, right?

Matias! Sorry, were you sleeping?

Hey, tell me something.
Any shady stuff going down today?

At night?

Right. Marinalva? Does she know?

Marinalva, darling, how are you?
I'll send you some rapadura.

Hey, Bruce? Toninho.

I found out everything.
I'll send you a text.

So?

This is the meeting address.

It's across town.

We need backup.

Thank you for calling me again,
thanks for trusting me,

and for getting me out of dinner
with Robson's mom.

Okay.

This is a negotiation
among the country's biggest drug dealers.

These are the crooks.

Júlio Ribamar, aka Medalhinha,

Mato Grosso's drug lord,

brother of the Bolivian drug lord
Ribamar Gonzáles.

They're not brothers, Bruce.

The latter's first name
is the former's surname.

-Will you let me speak?
-Go on.

Sergei Petrov,
leader of the Russian crime family.

Ping Li, representing the Chinese family.

-He's from São Paulo.
-Yeah, whatever.

Ursula Schmidt, from the German family.

And finally, the drug ring's kingpin,

Deputy Zeca Brito, from Pereiro, Ceará,

code name, White Glove.

-It all comes down to this bust.
-This one.

We will go down in history, Trindade!

Another ride popped up.
Did you call an Uber Pool?

The last one was too expensive.

-Just cancel it.
-Sorry, no can do.

My rating's down to four stars.

So, I don't know what to do.

Should I talk to him or let it go?

Men like that are trash.
Run while you can.

Robson is just like that.
I've been angry for 15 years.

No. You're overreacting.

There's so much more you have to consider.

-What's your zodiac sign?
-Look who's calling.

-Don't answer.
-I won't.

-Value yourself.
-I won't answer.

She does everything he wants.

-This is your work.
-I'm working!

Thank you, guys. Good night.

I'll text to let you know what happened.

-Good luck!
-Good night.

-Bye.
-Bye, Josi.

Bye. She's not really thin.

Let's go, Josimara!

Well, back to Operation Scapegoat.

The negotiation is happening
in one of those hangars.

Celestina will take us to the right one.

-Go, C.
-Come on.

Hey, should I stay here,
or can I accept a new ride?

I'll wait.

When Celestina
points out the right hangar,

we take a photo,
get the evidence, and bounce.

-Okay?
-Okay.

-Let's go.
-Go, C.

Ouch!

Trindade, I think they're in there.

Celestina, stay right here.

It's too dangerous. Bye.

Come on.

Shrek 1,

Shrek 3…

What?

Here it is! Shrek 2.

This is the one.

Here we go. It's too good.

Ladies and gentlemen,
I called an emergency meeting

to sell off my stock.

And where are the drugs?

Rapadura with flour.
The ideal mix for the northeasterners.

My special offer is ten reais for one,
20 for two,

30 for three, 40 for four,

and it's only 50 reais if you buy five,

to help with change.

Now!

Did you leave the flash on?

I don't think they saw it.

Yes, they did.

You've already hindered my plans enough.

-It's time for plan B.
-What's plan B?

There are no more plans.

Was that you?

Thunderbolt, in position!

How did you know?

Bruce and I had a date,
and he didn't show up.

Sorry, okay?

Something came up.

I got suspicious
and asked the team to track you down.

Zeca Brito is getting away!

Go, I'll handle the others.

Take care of them.

Trindade, go after Zeca Brito.

I'll take care of Ping Li.

Got it.

You do like sticks, don't you?

I need air.

I got air.

I told you I got air!

Man, it is hard to kill you!

It's over, Zeca Brito.

For whom? From what I can see,
I'm the only one holding a gun.

I saw you loading it.

You only have one bullet

and two targets.

Well, let's try your luck
and see which of you is going to die.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
shoot a tiger by the toe.

Not me!

No!

Damn goat!

-Celestina!
-Celestina!

-Celestina!
-Celestina!

Celestina!

Celestina.

Zeca is escaping!

He can even fly a chopper. We're screwed.

No, we're not.
The game is just getting started.

We'll follow Zeca Brito to hell.

Holy moly!

I take it back. He can't fly a chopper.

Keep walking.

Give me that. Move.

-Amílcar.
-Hey.

That's all.

Let's take a selfie.

There.

What if Robson sees that?

I'll show him what big is.

We were right, after all.

You did a good job.

Well, not good. More like mediocre.

-Yeah.
-Actually, it was lame.

But I beat Ping Li all by myself.

-But you'd be dead if not for my team.
-Yeah.

But

it was better than I expected.

Not that I expected much from you.

Can we still get a drink?

You lost your chance, Officer.

And you!

Hey, Trindade, look at you!

What a handsome guy!

So well-groomed, right?
Smelling good, neat.

Never been shot by anyone.

-That's right.
-Isn't it?

I won the bet.

And again,
I will not be bringing the picanha.

Celestina.

-Is she going to be okay?
-Yes, don't worry.

She's a badass!

Today,

on the 30th anniversary

of the world's biggest rapadura festival…

And the only one.

…I have the honor of awarding

the best cop this town has ever seen!

30TH RAPADURA FESTIVAL OF GUARÁ

Celestina the goat,

I commend you

for your bravery on duty

as a police sniffer goat.

This goat makes me so proud.

Chief.

Bruce.

Congratulations.

Trindade…

-Did he stay in your house in São Paulo?
-He did.

Here you'll stay in mine.

I insist.

Bruce!

That evil-looking guy.

He seems suspicious.

That's my brother Chuquinorris
and his sons, Vindiso and Derroqui.

Sorry, that was just force of habit.

We don't have these things here in Guará.

Which Guará?

He's armed!

Die, you sons of guns!

Not on our watch!