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Chucking yourself off, Vinnie?
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You don't want to jump off there.
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Not high enough.
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- You'll just bugger your legs up.
- Yeah, all right.
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Thanks, Ralph.
I'll bear that in mind, mate.
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A tower block, that's what you need.
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Or a fast-moving train.
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See you, son.
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Or not...
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- (Dog whines)
- Come on, then. Come on.
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♪ The best things in life are free
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♪ But you can give themTo the birds and bees
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♪ I need money... ♪
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VINNIE: Fuck the middle class.Fuck The Guardian.
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Fuck three holidays a yearand drinking red wine
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and talking bollocks at dinner parties.
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So, fuck quinoa and "keen-oire".
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Fuck scented candles.You can fuck your people carriers
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and your posh kids called Tilly and Tarquin.
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Fuck moisturiser.Fuck vitamins.
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Fuck lacrosse and bloody tennisand 18 holes on a fucking Sunday.
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They call us "Blair's forgotten youth",
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kids that grew up in a townthat offered nothing.
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No opportunities,no prospects, no hope.
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But what they'll never understand is this...
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We're not victims.We just have a different way of living.
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It's about having your mates, man.
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Having a laughand just finding a way to survive.
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- Tell me it's not looking thinner.
- You can't tell.
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No, you can't tell
if you don't look properly, Dylan.
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- It's fine.
- You see what I mean there?
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- You're not even looking.
- I looked.
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- Didn't I look?
- Yeah.
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You are bloody glancing at it.
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- What's less than a glance?
- Peeking.
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- A glimpse.
- A glimpse! You're glimpsing.
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Like, look properly.
Check it out, see?
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You're a bit...
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..follically challenged.
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Fucking follically challenged?
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- Watch out!
- Oh, shit! What was that?
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- It's a pheasant.
- Where is it?
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I don't know,
it's wedged in the fucking grille.
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That's not a pheasant, Dylan.
That's a chicken.
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Why would a chicken be roaming free?
It's a pheasant.
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Why wouldn't a chicken be roaming?
It's a chicken.
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- Look at the plumage.
- Fuck the plumage!
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I cannot go bald!
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- They're gaining.
- They're not gaining.
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I'll lose them through Jim's field.
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♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh
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♪ That's what I want
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♪ Give me money
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♪ That's what I want
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♪ Oh, lots of money
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♪ That's what I want
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♪ All of these greens
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♪ Yeah
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♪ That's what I want. ♪
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- Morning, lads.
- Morning.
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- Morning, Jim.
- An early start, isn't it?
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Yeah. Listen, if the cops turn up,
you haven't seen us.
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Lie to the police?
That's perjury, that is.
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That's perverting the course of justice.
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Hey, I don't know what it is,
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but it's something.
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Just piss off.
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We're gonna look at the plants,
keep our heads down.
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You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.
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- There's a job I need done.
- What job?
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A Shetland pony.
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- Yeah, you might need to elaborate.
- And fast, yeah?
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I need one stolen so I can enter
the Royal Lancs Show this weekend.
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- And why would you want to go and do that?
- There's a big purse on it.
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- Purse?
- A fucking prize! Whatever!
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Purse?
Who are you, Robin of fucking Loxley?
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- We haven't got time for this, Jim.
- Fine!
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Get all your weed plants off my farm
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and your nicked wheels
out of my chicken shed.
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Him, next door, Goldilocks...
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..he's got himself a beaut.
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A mane like silk.
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It's got to be better, Vin.
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Is that all this is?
One-upmanship?
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Fucking Paslowski!
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He shouldn't even be here any more.
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I voted Leave
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and that cunt's just bought a nice big baler!
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- A fucking Shetland pony!
- You'll get one.
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Christ Almighty!
Just get up the fucking hill.
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He is a horrible, horrible little man.
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Ow, my fucking hand, Dylan!
You've done that three times this week!
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VINNIE: These are my guys.
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That's Dylan,he's been my best mate since school, him.
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We bonded over ganja and hip-hop.
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Ashley Dennings and Lesley Titt,
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AKA Cardi,
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Cardi being short for cardiac arrest.
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He's fucking damn near useless,but we love the daft git.
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Ashley's the complete opposite,he comes from a travelling family.
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He can switch to extreme violenceat a moment's notice.
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Which makes him kind of handyto have around, really.
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Fucking Shetland pony!
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And that's me, Vincent O'Neill.
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They say I've got bipolar.I live in a shack in the woods.
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And if that wasn't bad enough,I'm going bald an' all.
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Where am I going to find one of them?
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I've got the day from hell
and now I've got to find a tiny horse.
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I know.
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Ash.
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If your mind has just gone,
"Ash, gypsy blood, horses,"
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well, that's pretty much racism.
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All right, do you know where
to find one, though?
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Of course I do.
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- Brilliant. Right, well, take him, then.
- No, I'm working.
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- Fucking take him, then.
- Where are you in all this?
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Have I not just said?
I've got the day from hell.
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I've got a million things to do.
I'm asking you to do one thing.
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I've got a million things.
A million things!
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Bollocks!
I need to get this car to JJ.
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I've got to go to the bloody doctor's yet.
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The last thing I need to do
is steal a miniature horse!
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Ralph Roberts said he saw him
on a bridge contemplating.
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Shit.
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- Oh, crap...
- What is it?
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I think he's g-g-getting his arse out again.
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- Christ.
- Let me have a look.
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Have a look down there.
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He is getting his arse out again.
Why does he do this, man?
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He's got the world's worst arse.
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JJ?
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- It's the wrong bleeding car.
- Huh?
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It's the right colour, it's the right style,
it's the wrong fucking year, mate.
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You're going to have to unsteal this.
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VINNIE: JJ, Jehan Javani.
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Legitimate mechanic,but has a sideline in stolen motors.
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This is bullshit, Vin.
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And why the fuck is there a dead pheasant
attached to it?
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- Thank you, pheasant.
- It's a chicken, Dylan.
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- Pheasant.
- Oh, come on, it's a chicken.
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- My God, it's a pheasant.
- It's a chicken!
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No, no, stop.
Listen.
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I'll unsteal it,
but it's going to have to be later, man.
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No, not later. Now. This can't stay.
I can't get fucking caught with this here.
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Put a shagging cover over it.
I need to be somewhere.
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Just one hour.
Please, dude, one hour.
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(He sighs heavily)
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You're an angel, is what you are.
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While you've got your wings on,
and don't get cross,
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I need to borrow a van.
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- What kind of van?
- Any kind.
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As long as it's big enough to fit,
say, a kind of, erm...
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A medium-sized horse.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Right, well, it's that or nothing.
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Come on.
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Come on!
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- Bacon? You've been cooking?
- Yeah, I'm starving.
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What have you been told about red meat?
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It's a m-m-myth.
We're m-mammals.
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- M-M-Meat is...
- Right, no more Ms.
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- Besides, Nigel likes it.
- Nigel?
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(Pigeon coos)
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Why the fuck have you brought a pigeon?
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His sister died.
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She got decapitated in a folding deckchair.
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I thought it was best
he w-w-wasn't on his own.
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So...w-w-what's the plan?
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- Where are we going to lift it from?
- There's a school up in Ryebrook.
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It's a posh place.
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Just up the hill, there's a stable
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with not one, but two Shetland ponies.
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OK, but how are w-w-we going to get it
to go with us?
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Well, we lead it by the rein.
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Have you ever tried to get a horse
to do something against its w-w-will?
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- No. But I bet you have.
- You're going to call me a genius.
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- Chloroform.
- Chlor...?
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Chloroform?
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I bought it down the pub
a few w-w-weeks back.
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It was really cheap.
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You get this on a rag,
over its hooter and down it goes.
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That's genius.
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Put the chloroform away.
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I don't...
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Oh, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
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Don't you dare.
Don't you dare come.
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(She pants)
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- I still haven't.
- All right, finish on my tits.
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Yeah, all right.
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VINNIE: That's Erin.She used to be a wild child,
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but shagging aroundlanded her with a kid.
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Since then,she's really pulled herself together.
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These days, she's a woman with a plan.
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- 3:30, infants' gate, yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Hey...
- Now, you can't forget, Dylan.
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- Why would I forget?
- Because...
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..you'll meet up with Vinnie,
get stoned, the usual.
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I won't forget.
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And it's careers night tonight.
I'm going to ask them about opportunities.
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It's going to happen, Dylan.
As soon as I'm qualified,
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I'm applying for jobs and looking for schools.
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- Yeah.
- Right, I won't be back until late, OK?
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- Bye-bye.
- I love you.
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Right, he's going to need a bath, story, bed.
Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Bye.
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(Bucket of water splashes)
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- Where's the car, Vinnie?
- What car's that, Slater?
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- The one you nicked this morning.
- You must have the wrong man.
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I'm surprised you're out so early.
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I thought you'd be balls deep in a dog
somewhere by now.
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It's small-time now, Vin.
But small-time leads to medium-time.
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And medium-time
inevitably gets drawn into the big-time.
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And once you get involved
with them fuckers,
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you're gonna wish you'd got yourself a job
behind the fish counter at Morrisons.
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I applied for that job. They were
looking for somebody with mussels.
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- Fuck off, Slater.
- Fucking dick.
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What have you done this time?
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Oh, nothing.
But I'm sure they'll think of summat.
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All clear?
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(Pigeon coos)
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All clear.
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Right, there's two of them.
One blond and one white and ginger.
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Which one do you think screams
prize-winner?
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(He chuckles)
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The one with the biggest cock.
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Right, so...
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..who wants a little treat?
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VINNIE: I know I've got a good life.I've got good mates.
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And it's not like shit's going wrong
all the time. I just...
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I just can't turn my mind off.
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It just runs and runs and runs
and never stops, man.
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You know, one minute,
I'm down in the dumps,
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I can barely get myself out of bed.
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The next minute, I'm fucking up,
wild as fuck,
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making stupid decisions
that affect everyone, not just me.
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And I do,
I do think about hurting myself.
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You know, I have suicidal thoughts.
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That doesn't mean I'm bloody suicidal,
though, does it?
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I just have the thoughts.
Christ, I was on a bridge last Friday.
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00:10:43,531 --> 00:10:45,472
Ralph Roberts
thought I was tossing myself off.
241
00:10:45,572 --> 00:10:47,572
(He chuckles)
242
00:10:48,652 --> 00:10:50,653
Throwing myself off.
243
00:10:52,933 --> 00:10:54,553
But what I'm trying to say is...
244
00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:58,394
..for as often as I think about suicide,
I could never, ever do it.
245
00:10:58,494 --> 00:11:00,494
No, it scares the shit out of me.
246
00:11:01,855 --> 00:11:04,435
You know, then there's my mates.
I don't know what they'd...
247
00:11:04,535 --> 00:11:06,315
Are you all right?
248
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,956
- Am I keeping you from something?
- Sorry. No, it's just, erm...
249
00:11:09,056 --> 00:11:10,876
I don't know, it's just...
a personal issue.
250
00:11:10,976 --> 00:11:13,037
Erm...
251
00:11:13,137 --> 00:11:16,077
- So, you're on Quetiapine.
- Mm.
252
00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:17,797
Is it helping?
253
00:11:17,897 --> 00:11:19,438
It doesn't help my libido.
254
00:11:19,538 --> 00:11:22,178
I can barely be bothered to rub one out,
never mind get with anyone.
255
00:11:23,258 --> 00:11:25,259
Well...
256
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,819
..what do you want me to do, Vin?
257
00:11:29,979 --> 00:11:32,220
Well, I don't know.
You're the doctor, aren't you?
258
00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:35,640
Well, you could try counselling.
259
00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:37,601
Cognitive behavioural therapy.
260
00:11:37,701 --> 00:11:40,041
But there's a five-month waiting list for that.
261
00:11:40,141 --> 00:11:42,362
- Unless you're prepared to pay.
- Pay?
262
00:11:42,462 --> 00:11:44,002
What do you mean, like, go private?
263
00:11:44,102 --> 00:11:46,882
- I don't have that kind of money, man.
- (Text message alert)
264
00:11:46,982 --> 00:11:48,203
How...?
265
00:11:48,303 --> 00:11:49,803
Give me that phone.
266
00:11:49,903 --> 00:11:51,903
- No.
- Get off.
267
00:11:53,584 --> 00:11:55,724
"Net-a-Lover. Amy, 35."
268
00:11:55,824 --> 00:11:58,744
I'm pouring my heart out,
you're on a dating app netting lovers.
269
00:12:01,945 --> 00:12:03,805
Have you tried it?
It's unbelievable.
270
00:12:03,905 --> 00:12:06,126
Honest, it's changed my life.
Look at this...
271
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,446
I met this girl the other day.
She was feral.
272
00:12:08,546 --> 00:12:10,687
- Look at her.
- Oh, she looks nice.
273
00:12:10,787 --> 00:12:14,567
My todger looks like a dog's been at it.
Look at that.
274
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,808
What...? Bloody hell!
Come on, man.
275
00:12:16,908 --> 00:12:18,048
Aw...
276
00:12:18,148 --> 00:12:20,688
- That looks really sore.
- And this. That's me.
277
00:12:20,788 --> 00:12:22,529
Argh...!
278
00:12:22,629 --> 00:12:24,629
(He tuts at the pigeon)
279
00:12:25,109 --> 00:12:28,170
- What happened? Did it bolt?
- Bolt? No. It's in the van.
280
00:12:28,270 --> 00:12:29,690
In the van?
281
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,210
I offered it a chocolate mouse
and it just climbed in the back.
282
00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,451
- It's a dumb animal.
- C-C-CAN I have one?
283
00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:36,571
♪ I'm goin' up the country
284
00:12:36,671 --> 00:12:39,632
♪ Baby, don't you want to go?
285
00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:42,692
♪ I'm goin' up the country
286
00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:44,092
♪ Baby, don't you want to go? ♪
287
00:12:44,192 --> 00:12:46,573
I still say we should have chloroformed it.
288
00:12:46,673 --> 00:12:48,893
Look, it's in the van.
289
00:12:48,993 --> 00:12:50,734
Yeah, but, look at...
290
00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:53,414
(Splatting in the back of the van)
291
00:12:53,514 --> 00:12:55,414
Oh, God, what's that?
Has it shat itself?
292
00:12:55,514 --> 00:12:58,395
- Well, it's a horse. That's what horses do.
- Oh, you dirty...!
293
00:12:59,715 --> 00:13:01,715
- Nigel!
- (Chloroform bottle smashes)
294
00:13:03,956 --> 00:13:06,376
What the fuck is...?
295
00:13:06,476 --> 00:13:09,517
(Van horn blares)
296
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,397
(Loud crash)
297
00:13:18,918 --> 00:13:20,919
(Pony whinnies)
298
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,780
- One hour after work.
- Tommo, I can't. I've got Erin's kid.
299
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:28,900
Bring him along.
300
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,861
Bring him along to help you fit
a sex swing in a spunky basement?
301
00:13:31,961 --> 00:13:33,141
Hey, hey...
302
00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:35,181
VINNIE: Tommo,handsome, crafty, unhinged.
303
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,582
You wouldn't want himhanging out the back of your sister.
304
00:13:37,682 --> 00:13:39,942
He's had chlamydia more oftenthan he's had hot dinners.
305
00:13:40,042 --> 00:13:42,183
- It's an erotic dungeon.
- It's not an erotic dungeon.
306
00:13:42,283 --> 00:13:44,063
Hasn't it got lice?
307
00:13:44,163 --> 00:13:45,903
Hang on, what time have you got him till?
308
00:13:46,003 --> 00:13:47,423
All night.
Why?
309
00:13:47,523 --> 00:13:49,504
Er, are you not forgetting something?
310
00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:52,304
- Poker match upstairs at 7:30.
- Count me out.
311
00:13:52,404 --> 00:13:54,665
Count you out?
It's free money, mate.
312
00:13:54,765 --> 00:13:56,225
It's my money.
It's Vinnie's money.
313
00:13:56,325 --> 00:13:58,465
Anyway, it's all arranged.
Sandy will look after him.
314
00:13:58,565 --> 00:14:00,146
- Won't you, Sandy?
- You what, love?
315
00:14:00,246 --> 00:14:03,826
- Babysit Tyler tonight for Dylan.
- Oh, boys, you know I would if I could.
316
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,507
Dylan! Dylan! Dylan!
Hey up, Tommo.
317
00:14:06,607 --> 00:14:08,627
- Have you heard from Ash or Cardi?
- Radio silence.
318
00:14:08,727 --> 00:14:10,747
Where the fuck are they?
I've tried them 100 times.
319
00:14:10,847 --> 00:14:12,948
- They're probably bumming.
- Yeah, that'll be it.
320
00:14:13,048 --> 00:14:15,068
They'll be bloody bumming.
Won't they, knobhead?
321
00:14:15,168 --> 00:14:17,789
They've been gone hours.
I should've done this fucking job myself.
322
00:14:17,889 --> 00:14:18,989
Why do I trust these morons?
323
00:14:19,089 --> 00:14:21,149
Dude, just get your stuff together
so we can go.
324
00:14:21,249 --> 00:14:24,070
I told you, I'm here till three,
then I'm picking Tyler up from school.
325
00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:26,110
Not any more, you're not.
Hang on a second.
326
00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,950
- Kath, love.
- Are you all right, Vin?
327
00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:29,231
Yeah, all right, love.
328
00:14:29,331 --> 00:14:31,231
Can I borrow Dildo for a couple of hours?
329
00:14:31,331 --> 00:14:32,831
Why do you need him?
330
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:35,872
Because I've just lost two idiots
I sent to steal a Shetland pony.
331
00:14:35,972 --> 00:14:37,912
Well, as long as it's something important.
332
00:14:38,012 --> 00:14:39,753
- Have you got your car?
- Yeah.
333
00:14:39,853 --> 00:14:42,513
- Oh, you're an angel, dude.
- If...
334
00:14:42,613 --> 00:14:44,833
..you help me fit a sex swing in my dungeon.
335
00:14:44,933 --> 00:14:46,914
Every fucker wants something!
336
00:14:47,014 --> 00:14:50,554
MAN: ..often the same products
are available throughout the world.
337
00:14:50,654 --> 00:14:55,195
So, if part of the reason for travel
is to explore the unique and different,
338
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:58,396
well, then, the sameness factor
339
00:14:58,496 --> 00:15:01,456
is a major tourism challenge.
340
00:15:02,697 --> 00:15:05,117
The globalised marketplace
means the...
341
00:15:05,217 --> 00:15:06,917
- It's just a drink.
- I've got a boyfriend.
342
00:15:07,017 --> 00:15:08,958
- One drink.
- I've got a son, as well.
343
00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:10,438
- A son?
- Yep.
344
00:15:10,538 --> 00:15:12,558
- You don't look old enough.
- Smooth.
345
00:15:12,658 --> 00:15:14,759
No, seriously, you don't.
346
00:15:14,859 --> 00:15:16,879
- How old?
- Five.
347
00:15:16,979 --> 00:15:19,920
It wasn't planned.
But he's the best mistake I ever made.
348
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,020
Right.
349
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:25,240
- Put you off, has it?
- No.
350
00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:26,841
Well, it should.
351
00:15:26,941 --> 00:15:30,621
Every decision I make has got one purpose,
and that's to give him a better life.
352
00:15:31,982 --> 00:15:34,962
And your boyfriend, does he fit into that?
353
00:15:35,062 --> 00:15:37,062
What, Dylan?
354
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,703
I'm afraid so.
355
00:15:44,784 --> 00:15:47,084
This school, is this the one
that Ash's fella taught at?
356
00:15:47,184 --> 00:15:48,525
Yeah.
The poor busted.
357
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:50,965
Cranial trauma.
They reckon he'll never teach again.
358
00:15:51,065 --> 00:15:53,805
Yeah.
Fucking animals, his family.
359
00:15:53,905 --> 00:15:55,446
I mean, come on,
360
00:15:55,546 --> 00:15:58,086
who gives a shit
where anyone sticks their dick any more?
361
00:15:58,186 --> 00:16:00,047
- Do you know what I mean?
- Mm.
362
00:16:00,147 --> 00:16:04,207
I have businessmen, barristers, brigadiers
come to my place.
363
00:16:04,307 --> 00:16:07,288
Some want spanking,
some want to take it up the shitter.
364
00:16:07,388 --> 00:16:09,448
I had a lovely fella in the other day
365
00:16:09,548 --> 00:16:12,289
who wanted me to lick some custard
off his nuts. Fair dos.
366
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,889
No, the point being, we're mammals, yeah?
367
00:16:14,989 --> 00:16:16,729
Creatures with urges.
368
00:16:16,829 --> 00:16:21,490
Whether it's arseholes, fannies or,
you know, some granny's gummy cakehole,
369
00:16:21,590 --> 00:16:25,011
dicks are gonna go in soft, warm holes.
End of.
370
00:16:25,111 --> 00:16:28,211
You're an ambassador
for a more tolerant society, Tom.
371
00:16:28,311 --> 00:16:31,432
- Christ Almighty. Do a left here, will you?
- Right, yeah.
372
00:16:32,672 --> 00:16:34,413
Oh, bollocks!
373
00:16:34,513 --> 00:16:36,813
They haven't even took it, dude.
374
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,893
- Maybe they found one somewhere else.
- Where?
375
00:16:38,993 --> 00:16:40,334
The cereal aisle at Aldi?
Christ.
376
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:41,854
Erm...
377
00:16:41,954 --> 00:16:43,954
All right, sod it.
378
00:16:46,275 --> 00:16:48,015
What are you doing, Vin?
379
00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:49,975
Vin, you're not being rational.
Vin!
380
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,376
How are you going to get him back to Jim's?
381
00:16:52,476 --> 00:16:55,396
- The back seat. You can walk.
- But I'm picking up Tyler!
382
00:16:59,837 --> 00:17:01,137
Fucking hell.
383
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,238
Yes, you can, you silly sod.
384
00:17:04,838 --> 00:17:06,838
Don't fucking frighten it.
385
00:17:11,919 --> 00:17:13,919
- Come on, then.
- What?
386
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,861
- Oi!
- (Shotgun blasts)
387
00:17:20,961 --> 00:17:22,581
- Fucking hell!
- Jesus!
388
00:17:22,681 --> 00:17:24,781
- (Gunshot)
- Jesus!
389
00:17:24,881 --> 00:17:26,882
- Vinnie!
- (Gunshot)
390
00:17:29,602 --> 00:17:32,183
- (Gunshot)
- He's trying to kill us, Vinnie!
391
00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:33,383
- (Gunshot)
- Vinnie!
392
00:17:33,483 --> 00:17:34,463
No, no, no, no.
393
00:17:34,563 --> 00:17:36,383
- Vinnie! Run!
- (Gunshot)
394
00:17:36,483 --> 00:17:38,224
Vinnie!
395
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,624
Run!
396
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:40,824
Run!
397
00:17:40,924 --> 00:17:44,025
Can you leave the fucking horse, mate,
and stop fucking about?!
398
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:45,865
(Gunshot)
399
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,505
Vin!
400
00:17:47,605 --> 00:17:49,606
Vinnie!
401
00:17:55,927 --> 00:17:57,467
(Gunshots)
402
00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:59,567
What is he doing?!
403
00:18:01,048 --> 00:18:04,348
Oh, fuck me, hey?
Oh, now we're living.
404
00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:06,949
- He could have fucking killed us.
- He was aiming to miss, dude.
405
00:18:07,049 --> 00:18:08,949
- You fucking prick!
- Oh, don't be grumpy.
406
00:18:09,049 --> 00:18:10,589
Dill... Dylan...
407
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,390
Don't be cross.
408
00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:14,730
- Sex swing.
- All right.
409
00:18:22,691 --> 00:18:25,092
Oh, come on, come on...
For fuck's sake.
410
00:18:26,212 --> 00:18:28,872
- Are you seeing anyone?
- Me? Christ, no.
411
00:18:28,972 --> 00:18:31,433
You know what I'm like.
I can't inflict this on anyone, can I?
412
00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:34,413
They're hardly queueing up
for a bipolar thief that lives in the woods.
413
00:18:35,694 --> 00:18:38,834
Do you want me to sort you out a paid-for,
so you can empty your sac?
414
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:41,335
No, it's a lovely offer, Tom.
But I've no libido.
415
00:18:42,615 --> 00:18:44,715
- How's business?
- Oh, booming, yeah.
416
00:18:44,815 --> 00:18:45,795
Is it?
417
00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:48,156
They're all getting into
that space docking now.
418
00:18:48,256 --> 00:18:49,956
I've had to take up the carpet.
419
00:18:50,056 --> 00:18:51,236
Hi.
No, Tyler Croft.
420
00:18:51,336 --> 00:18:53,337
Yeah, Croft!
421
00:18:53,857 --> 00:18:56,597
Sorry, the reception is bad.
You know, I'm in the hills.
422
00:18:56,697 --> 00:18:58,938
Erm...Croft.
423
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:02,758
Yeah, I'm collecting him,
but I'm running late.
424
00:19:02,858 --> 00:19:04,759
Can you tell his teacher I'll be there as...?
425
00:19:04,859 --> 00:19:06,079
Fuck!
426
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,119
Foot down and straight to the school.
427
00:19:08,219 --> 00:19:10,280
Chillout, panicking Skywalker.
428
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:13,040
He's five.
They're not going to toss him out on his own.
429
00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,800
No, they'll ring Erin
and then she'll know
430
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,721
I've done the exact thing
she told me not to do.
431
00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:18,801
What, she told you
not to go looking for two morons
432
00:19:18,901 --> 00:19:20,521
who got lost stealing a Shetland pony?
433
00:19:20,621 --> 00:19:23,222
- Christ, she must really know you, Dylan.
- Just go faster.
434
00:19:24,502 --> 00:19:26,502
Why do I listen to you?!
435
00:19:26,823 --> 00:19:28,043
Every time!
436
00:19:28,143 --> 00:19:29,563
How does it work?
My day was planned.
437
00:19:29,663 --> 00:19:31,963
And then, as usual, you appear
and you derail everything.
438
00:19:32,063 --> 00:19:34,524
Derail every...? Do you know,
what's that you've got there?
439
00:19:34,624 --> 00:19:37,244
You've got a mind of your own.
I'll tell you why you're here, Dylan.
440
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,765
Cos you bloody well want to be.
441
00:19:38,865 --> 00:19:42,525
So, if you're looking for someone to blame,
piss off and blame yourself, you dizzy bugger.
442
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,446
- Mind the bloody bend, Tommo!
- Jesus!
443
00:19:44,546 --> 00:19:46,546
(Tyres screech)
444
00:19:50,307 --> 00:19:52,687
Dill...
Dill, it's the bloody van.
445
00:19:52,787 --> 00:19:54,867
Have they crashed through
the fucking hedge?
446
00:19:57,148 --> 00:19:58,648
Cardi!
447
00:19:58,748 --> 00:20:00,208
Whoa, whoa...!
448
00:20:00,308 --> 00:20:03,049
- Bloody fumes or something.
- It's chloroform.
449
00:20:03,149 --> 00:20:05,329
If that's on their clothes,
we'll all be on the deck.
450
00:20:05,429 --> 00:20:06,809
Well, how are we gonna get them out?
451
00:20:06,909 --> 00:20:08,930
- Cover your face. Arm each. Ash first.
- All right.
452
00:20:09,030 --> 00:20:10,530
- I'll take Cardi.
- What, on your own?
453
00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:12,771
- You'll put your back out. Get the pony.
- Pony?
454
00:20:12,871 --> 00:20:14,651
We still need the bloody horse, Dylan!
455
00:20:14,751 --> 00:20:16,611
- I'm supposed to be at Tyler's school!
- Pony!
456
00:20:16,711 --> 00:20:18,692
The dude is breathing weird.
457
00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:20,772
It's on his jeans.
They'll have to come off.
458
00:20:20,872 --> 00:20:23,352
Right, I'll get his jeans off.
You go and get Cardi.
459
00:20:26,353 --> 00:20:28,333
It's all right, dude.
It's all right, mate.
460
00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:29,693
Whoa, whoa...!
461
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,814
- What, what?
- Blood and sand, dude.
462
00:20:31,914 --> 00:20:33,734
- Jesus Christ.
- What?
463
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,094
His knob's massive!
464
00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:37,455
- Didn't you know?
- Well, no, I didn't know.
465
00:20:37,555 --> 00:20:39,575
- Did you know?
- Of course.
466
00:20:39,675 --> 00:20:41,095
How?
467
00:20:41,195 --> 00:20:43,196
I just knew.
468
00:20:44,756 --> 00:20:46,916
We're going to need an ambulance.
469
00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:01,119
Thanks!
470
00:21:02,199 --> 00:21:04,380
I was on my way, right?
I swear to you.
471
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,660
I was on my way
and then we swerved, right?
472
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,060
We almost hit a horse.
473
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,261
And that is when we found the others
and I couldn't just leave them.
474
00:21:11,361 --> 00:21:13,341
They were in a bad way.
475
00:21:13,441 --> 00:21:16,502
Will you just please, please go to college?
476
00:21:16,602 --> 00:21:19,502
Go back to careers night,
because I will stay here, I swear.
477
00:21:19,602 --> 00:21:21,022
Argh!
478
00:21:21,122 --> 00:21:23,223
What are you so afraid of?
479
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,023
Achieving something?
480
00:21:25,123 --> 00:21:27,404
Actually participating in the world?
What?
481
00:21:29,804 --> 00:21:32,264
Like, maybe I just like getting stoned
and stealing things.
482
00:21:32,364 --> 00:21:33,465
Oh, fine.
483
00:21:33,565 --> 00:21:35,345
Fine, you tell yourself that.
484
00:21:35,445 --> 00:21:37,545
Tell yourself that's all you're capable of.
485
00:21:37,645 --> 00:21:40,666
There's a smart brain in there, Dylan.
You do nothing with it.
486
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,306
Yeah, well, you try playing
six games of poker simultaneously.
487
00:21:43,406 --> 00:21:44,867
- Oh, fuck off.
- It was a joke.
488
00:21:44,967 --> 00:21:46,967
Erin, what am I supposed to do?
489
00:21:47,927 --> 00:21:49,707
Hey?
What, put a suit on?
490
00:21:49,807 --> 00:21:52,788
Go and tap a keyboard
in some fucking industrial estate
491
00:21:52,888 --> 00:21:54,908
and chat crap with Martin from accounts?
492
00:21:55,008 --> 00:21:57,869
"All right, Martin, mate?
How are you doing, man? Good weekend?
493
00:21:57,969 --> 00:22:00,189
"Did you watch the footy?"
Fuck you.
494
00:22:00,289 --> 00:22:02,550
Don't make me out to be the sensible one,
all right?
495
00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:05,350
I'm not... I'm not telling you
to go and put a suit on, am I?
496
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:08,951
But stealing cars and tiny horses,
really, Dylan...
497
00:22:09,051 --> 00:22:11,091
What, is that your career, is it?
498
00:22:12,491 --> 00:22:14,752
You know what?
You're going to end up in prison.
499
00:22:14,852 --> 00:22:16,312
You are.
500
00:22:16,412 --> 00:22:18,872
Or next time,
you'll swerve, hit a fucking wall
501
00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:21,013
and I'm burying you next to your stupid mate.
502
00:22:22,453 --> 00:22:23,993
I'm worried about him.
503
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,594
- Why?
- If we leave...
504
00:22:26,694 --> 00:22:29,674
- When we leave...
- Mm.
505
00:22:29,774 --> 00:22:31,955
..who is going to look after him?
506
00:22:32,055 --> 00:22:34,075
- He'll survive, Dylan.
- Yeah?
507
00:22:34,175 --> 00:22:35,195
Yeah.
508
00:22:35,295 --> 00:22:37,376
Then why has he been seen
on the edge of a bridge?
509
00:22:40,816 --> 00:22:42,277
All right.
510
00:22:42,377 --> 00:22:43,637
All right, so, what?
511
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:46,797
What are we going to do?
We're going to stay here for ever, are we?
512
00:22:46,897 --> 00:22:49,998
You can't dedicate your life
to Vinnie watch, Dylan.
513
00:22:50,098 --> 00:22:52,278
And have you thought
that he might be on the bridge
514
00:22:52,378 --> 00:22:54,279
cos you told him
you're thinking about leaving?
515
00:22:54,379 --> 00:22:56,959
- No, that's shit.
- Is it? He's bipolar.
516
00:22:57,059 --> 00:22:59,640
He's on meds.
He doesn't need you, Dylan.
517
00:22:59,740 --> 00:23:01,080
He wants you.
518
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,980
Having you around
stops him thinking about his own life.
519
00:23:05,261 --> 00:23:07,121
You endorse each other.
520
00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:09,221
Look, just...
521
00:23:10,061 --> 00:23:11,562
..go to college.
522
00:23:11,662 --> 00:23:13,762
All right?
Come on, I'm here.
523
00:23:13,862 --> 00:23:16,743
And I will not leave this house, right?
I promise.
524
00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:19,863
Hey?
525
00:23:21,383 --> 00:23:23,384
Come on. Come on.
526
00:23:24,144 --> 00:23:26,004
TOMMO:
Get Dylan at that card game tonight.
527
00:23:26,104 --> 00:23:28,685
He's playing with our money
and I need them winnings.
528
00:23:28,785 --> 00:23:31,765
I need them, too. But you heard him earlier
having a bloody go at me.
529
00:23:31,865 --> 00:23:33,605
There's a big purse available, Vin.
530
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:36,406
- He's the best player there is.
- Purse...
531
00:23:36,506 --> 00:23:38,686
What is it with everyone
and the word purse?
532
00:23:38,786 --> 00:23:40,647
- Listen, I'll do my best.
- All right, Vin?
533
00:23:40,747 --> 00:23:44,607
(Whipping and moaning in background)
534
00:23:44,707 --> 00:23:46,748
Are you all right, Geoff?
535
00:23:48,508 --> 00:23:50,128
How's your mum?
536
00:23:50,228 --> 00:23:52,669
Oh, she's over the worst now.
Thanks for asking.
537
00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:57,890
- All right, well, send her my love.
- I will.
538
00:23:57,990 --> 00:23:59,730
Good stuff.
539
00:23:59,830 --> 00:24:01,530
Is, erm...?
540
00:24:01,630 --> 00:24:02,971
(He sighs heavily)
541
00:24:03,071 --> 00:24:05,071
Is that your horse in the yard?
542
00:24:06,271 --> 00:24:08,952
Geoffrey, that one's spoken for.
543
00:24:11,752 --> 00:24:13,752
Cheeky bastard.
544
00:24:19,794 --> 00:24:21,794
Hey?
545
00:24:24,074 --> 00:24:26,375
- It's blond.
- So?
546
00:24:26,475 --> 00:24:30,175
So, I didn't ask you to steal a blond one,
did I?
547
00:24:30,275 --> 00:24:31,896
No, dickhead.
You didn't specify.
548
00:24:31,996 --> 00:24:33,896
You said, "Steal me a pony."
So, there.
549
00:24:33,996 --> 00:24:36,056
Whoever owns it
is going to recognise it a mile off.
550
00:24:36,156 --> 00:24:39,217
Jimbo, I don't know what to tell you.
You said, "Steal me a pony."
551
00:24:39,317 --> 00:24:41,317
So, I got you one.
Bloody hell!
552
00:24:42,317 --> 00:24:44,458
- Hang on.
- Oh...
553
00:24:44,558 --> 00:24:46,558
I've got an idea.
554
00:24:48,719 --> 00:24:50,339
Lose The Grey?
555
00:24:50,439 --> 00:24:52,479
I couldn't shift the bloody stuff.
556
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,020
Fuck sake.
557
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,981
I'm doing all right.
558
00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:02,341
You've got to get right under the layers,
you see?
559
00:25:02,441 --> 00:25:03,981
The devil's in the detail.
560
00:25:04,081 --> 00:25:05,662
You fucking missed a bit!
561
00:25:05,762 --> 00:25:07,422
I don't like being behind it.
562
00:25:07,522 --> 00:25:10,262
- I think this is going to bloody work.
- This is well going to work.
563
00:25:10,362 --> 00:25:11,903
Make sure you don't miss the legs.
564
00:25:12,003 --> 00:25:15,223
There's not, like, a surplus of tiny horses
knocking around.
565
00:25:15,323 --> 00:25:17,304
It's a Shetland pony, not an horse.
566
00:25:17,404 --> 00:25:19,404
There we go.
567
00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:26,585
Look, I've told you,
I'll cover for you.
568
00:25:26,685 --> 00:25:27,905
No.
569
00:25:28,005 --> 00:25:30,666
You'll make enough in one nightto see you and Erin right for a month.
570
00:25:30,766 --> 00:25:32,986
- I'm with Tyler. I gave my word.
- Yeah, you did.
571
00:25:33,086 --> 00:25:34,947
You gave your word,
you gave your word to Tommo
572
00:25:35,047 --> 00:25:37,547
and you gave your word to me.
You know, I've got a hole in my roof?
573
00:25:37,647 --> 00:25:39,667
Hey?I've got a fucking hole.
574
00:25:39,767 --> 00:25:42,068
I'm sleeping in a sou'wester
and bloody long johns.
575
00:25:42,168 --> 00:25:44,068
I look ridiculous.
Listen to the logic, right.
576
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:47,109
- Erin's out till ten o'clock, yeah?
- Yeah.
577
00:25:47,209 --> 00:25:49,429
- Tyler's going to be in bed, isn't he?
- Yeah.
578
00:25:49,529 --> 00:25:51,990
And you'll be sat downstairs
watching bollocks on YouTube.
579
00:25:52,090 --> 00:25:54,350
So, if I'm sat downstairs
watching bollocks on YouTube,
580
00:25:54,450 --> 00:25:56,450
what's the bloody difference?
581
00:25:57,210 --> 00:25:58,351
No.
582
00:25:58,451 --> 00:26:01,871
As long as you're back before she is,
what's the difference, Dylan?
583
00:26:01,971 --> 00:26:04,272
No!
Mate, no means no, all right?
584
00:26:04,372 --> 00:26:06,992
- I'm hanging up the phone.
- No, don't. Don't hang up the phone.
585
00:26:07,092 --> 00:26:09,473
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have shouted.
586
00:26:09,573 --> 00:26:11,033
How about this?
587
00:26:11,133 --> 00:26:13,833
I'll ring Big Sandy
and I'll see if she can babysit.
588
00:26:13,933 --> 00:26:15,434
She can't.
589
00:26:15,534 --> 00:26:17,834
And even if she could, no.
590
00:26:17,934 --> 00:26:21,195
Vin, you're doing that thing whereyou don't think about anyone but yourself.
591
00:26:21,295 --> 00:26:23,435
Think of anyone but my...?
592
00:26:23,535 --> 00:26:26,636
Dylan, I'm trying to make you money!
I'm trying to make you the money!
593
00:26:26,736 --> 00:26:28,996
I'll do it. I'll do it.
I'll count cards.
594
00:26:29,096 --> 00:26:30,916
I can fucking bluff.
I can do all that.
595
00:26:31,016 --> 00:26:34,637
And when I fucking win,which I actually will, you're getting zilch.
596
00:26:34,737 --> 00:26:36,917
Fuck all.Sweet FA, dude.
597
00:26:37,017 --> 00:26:40,318
So, come pissing and whingeing to me
when you and Erin are skint.
598
00:26:40,418 --> 00:26:41,558
Fuck!
599
00:26:41,658 --> 00:26:43,659
- (Phone rings)
- Oh...!
600
00:26:44,819 --> 00:26:46,819
Shit.
601
00:26:48,059 --> 00:26:49,920
Hey up, JJ.
What's going on, mate?
602
00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:52,160
Oh, just shut it.
I've had the police at my garage.
603
00:26:52,260 --> 00:26:54,600
- You need to get them wheels out of there.
- All right.
604
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:57,281
It's just...
It's been a fucking nightmare day.
605
00:26:57,381 --> 00:26:59,281
- Look, have you diverted them?
- Yes.
606
00:26:59,381 --> 00:27:02,042
But just get rid.
Get me the one I asked for.
607
00:27:02,142 --> 00:27:03,682
- I will.
- You've sent me to drink.
608
00:27:03,782 --> 00:27:05,922
Fucking drink!
609
00:27:06,022 --> 00:27:07,363
JJ?
610
00:27:07,463 --> 00:27:09,463
J...?
611
00:27:13,024 --> 00:27:15,024
Fuck!
612
00:27:33,467 --> 00:27:35,548
(Phone rings)
613
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:41,529
Are you all right, Dill?
614
00:27:41,629 --> 00:27:44,809
- What can I get you, gents?
- Vincent O'Neill.
615
00:27:44,909 --> 00:27:46,410
Who?
616
00:27:46,510 --> 00:27:49,230
I said, I'm looking for Vincent O'Neill.
Do you know where he is?
617
00:27:50,390 --> 00:27:52,931
- No.
- A skinny lad. Receding hairline.
618
00:27:53,031 --> 00:27:55,151
We need to find him.
619
00:27:56,551 --> 00:27:58,332
- Are you all right?
- Two rules.
620
00:27:58,432 --> 00:27:59,852
Don't eat anything.
621
00:27:59,952 --> 00:28:01,532
- And don't smoke indoors.
- Sound.
622
00:28:01,632 --> 00:28:02,852
And...
623
00:28:02,952 --> 00:28:04,693
..do not take your shoes off.
624
00:28:04,793 --> 00:28:06,793
Cos that stink lingers.
625
00:28:10,994 --> 00:28:12,734
That's three rules.
626
00:28:12,834 --> 00:28:15,795
♪ I don't feel that way
627
00:28:16,795 --> 00:28:23,756
♪ And you told me you'd forgiven meFor everything... ♪
628
00:28:28,397 --> 00:28:29,817
Who are they?
629
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:32,217
- They work for Terence McCann.
- Who?
630
00:28:32,317 --> 00:28:35,378
Terence McCann.
Businessman, in inverted commas.
631
00:28:35,478 --> 00:28:37,298
Apparently, he isn't very happy
632
00:28:37,398 --> 00:28:40,339
because one of his daughter's ponies
has been stolen.
633
00:28:40,439 --> 00:28:42,599
Shit.
Vinnie...
634
00:29:02,803 --> 00:29:04,803
(Phone rings)
635
00:29:07,244 --> 00:29:09,984
JJ, I've unstolen it, man.
I've got to get you a new one tomorrow.
636
00:29:10,084 --> 00:29:12,625
Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie.There's a problem.
637
00:29:12,725 --> 00:29:14,265
All right, that fucking pony,
638
00:29:14,365 --> 00:29:16,505
- you have to get it back.
- What?
639
00:29:16,605 --> 00:29:18,386
It belongs to Terence McCann.
And he said...
640
00:29:18,486 --> 00:29:20,106
Terence fucking...?
641
00:29:20,206 --> 00:29:21,586
- Who the fuck...?
- (Phone buzzes)
642
00:29:21,686 --> 00:29:23,506
Hang on a minute.
A call coming through here.
643
00:29:23,606 --> 00:29:25,607
All right.
644
00:29:26,687 --> 00:29:28,107
Jim, what's going on, man?
645
00:29:28,207 --> 00:29:31,668
I've just seen a flashlight heading
down the path towards your shack, Vin.
646
00:29:31,768 --> 00:29:34,348
You want to check you haven't got visitors.
647
00:29:34,448 --> 00:29:36,449
Oh, shit.
648
00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:39,249
All right, I'm on my way.
649
00:29:51,611 --> 00:29:53,932
♪ Don't believe me if I tell you
650
00:29:55,412 --> 00:29:58,212
♪ Not a word of this is true
651
00:29:59,453 --> 00:30:01,833
♪ Don't believe me if I tell you
652
00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:05,314
♪ Especially if I tell youI'm in love with you
653
00:30:05,414 --> 00:30:07,934
♪ Don't believe me if I tell you
654
00:30:09,294 --> 00:30:11,575
♪ That I wrote this song for you
655
00:30:13,295 --> 00:30:16,716
♪ That's it's not justSome other silly pretty girl
656
00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:18,816
♪ I'm singing to
657
00:30:19,656 --> 00:30:21,657
♪ Don't believe a word
658
00:30:22,737 --> 00:30:25,057
♪ For words are so easily spoken
659
00:30:26,737 --> 00:30:29,678
♪ And your heartIs just like that cup
660
00:30:29,778 --> 00:30:32,338
♪ Made to be broken... ♪
661
00:30:50,061 --> 00:30:52,702
(Phone buzzes)
662
00:31:00,903 --> 00:31:02,904
(He clears his throat)
663
00:31:13,626 --> 00:31:15,626
Shit...
664
00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:47,031
All right, I'm armed.
I don't want any trouble.
665
00:32:16,116 --> 00:32:18,117
Dad!
666
00:32:19,837 --> 00:32:21,817
You're going a bit thin there, son.
667
00:32:21,917 --> 00:32:23,178
Hey?
668
00:32:23,278 --> 00:32:24,538
Piss off.
669
00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:26,778
- What, she's thrown you out again, has she?
- No.
670
00:32:26,878 --> 00:32:30,239
- Her husband's got an early release.
- Oh.
671
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,060
Mm.
672
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,321
(He snores gently)
673
00:32:43,881 --> 00:32:46,802
Right, I've got to go.
But I'll see you later. See you tomorrow.
674
00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,644
Fuck's sake!
675
00:33:03,445 --> 00:33:06,205
- I didn't know you had a unicycle.
- All right, Jake?
676
00:33:07,445 --> 00:33:09,426
Lift?
677
00:33:09,526 --> 00:33:11,626
- Throw the bike in the back.
- Er...
678
00:33:11,726 --> 00:33:13,707
No, you're all right.
I'll get a bus. It's fine.
679
00:33:13,807 --> 00:33:15,947
I've got a Duran Duran CD.
680
00:33:16,047 --> 00:33:18,507
(He chuckles)
681
00:33:18,607 --> 00:33:20,608
Dad's car.
682
00:33:21,808 --> 00:33:23,348
Yeah, OK.
All right, thank you.
683
00:33:23,448 --> 00:33:25,509
What the bloody hell is going on, Dill?
684
00:33:25,609 --> 00:33:28,069
- It's not my night.
- Make it your night.
685
00:33:28,169 --> 00:33:30,829
- You're better than these twats.
- Look, mate, I can't focus.
686
00:33:30,929 --> 00:33:33,790
No, no, no.
You're losing a lot of money, sweetheart.
687
00:33:33,890 --> 00:33:36,711
And more importantly, yeah,
you're losing a lot of my money.
688
00:33:36,811 --> 00:33:41,111
- What do you want me to say?
- Nothing exists outside of this room, Dylan.
689
00:33:41,211 --> 00:33:44,112
Now, sit the fuck back down
and do what you do best.
690
00:33:44,212 --> 00:33:46,212
All right?
691
00:33:47,252 --> 00:33:49,253
There's a good lad.
692
00:33:50,973 --> 00:33:54,914
♪ Wild boys, never losing
693
00:33:55,014 --> 00:33:58,534
♪ Wild boys never chose this way
694
00:33:59,574 --> 00:34:03,395
♪ Wild boys, never close your eyes
695
00:34:03,495 --> 00:34:07,796
♪ Wild boys always...
696
00:34:07,896 --> 00:34:09,916
Sing it.
697
00:34:10,016 --> 00:34:11,717
♪ Shine!
698
00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:13,817
You know it! You know it!
699
00:34:20,498 --> 00:34:22,158
Oh, hey...
700
00:34:22,258 --> 00:34:24,259
How's it going, mate?
701
00:34:26,059 --> 00:34:28,760
- Where am I?
- Oh, I've had to take you out for a bit.
702
00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:31,240
But I'm sorry,
I'm going to take you home now.
703
00:34:31,340 --> 00:34:33,280
Do you live there?
704
00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:36,801
- I live there.
- Can I go inside?
705
00:34:36,901 --> 00:34:39,121
No, not really.
I've got to get you home, dude.
706
00:34:39,221 --> 00:34:41,722
- Please.
- There's a fat, bald monster in there.
707
00:34:41,822 --> 00:34:44,022
- You're not going to like it.
- Oh, please.
708
00:34:49,103 --> 00:34:50,843
Yeah, go on.
Five minutes.
709
00:34:50,943 --> 00:34:53,344
We're not staying long, you know?
710
00:34:54,984 --> 00:34:57,125
So, this is home, is it?
711
00:34:57,225 --> 00:34:58,565
For now, yeah.
712
00:34:58,665 --> 00:35:01,465
Let's just say it doesn't feature
in the masterplan.
713
00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:04,086
It looks all right.
714
00:35:04,186 --> 00:35:08,647
There's thousands of towns like this
all over the country, getting by.
715
00:35:08,747 --> 00:35:12,527
No-one gives a shit about them
until it turns into the Wild West.
716
00:35:12,627 --> 00:35:15,968
But I want my son to know different.
Do you know what I mean?
717
00:35:16,068 --> 00:35:17,768
Do you fancy continuing
718
00:35:17,868 --> 00:35:21,129
this dissection of societal disintegration
over a pint?
719
00:35:21,229 --> 00:35:23,229
You're not easily put off, are you?
720
00:35:25,509 --> 00:35:27,090
No, I need to get back.
721
00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:29,270
Dylan's looking after Tyler.
722
00:35:30,270 --> 00:35:32,851
You've got a boyfriend,
you've got a son.
723
00:35:32,951 --> 00:35:34,951
So, best friends?
724
00:35:37,352 --> 00:35:39,452
- All right, one pint. One.
- Mm.
725
00:35:39,552 --> 00:35:42,812
Aren't you scared being out here
on your own at night?
726
00:35:42,912 --> 00:35:44,533
No.
Am I heck.
727
00:35:44,633 --> 00:35:46,813
I love being out here in the woods.
728
00:35:46,913 --> 00:35:49,934
The woods is the only place
I can get a bit of bloody peace.
729
00:35:50,034 --> 00:35:52,614
- Can I bring my mummy?
- Of course you can.
730
00:35:52,714 --> 00:35:55,275
You can bring her any time you want.
Yeah. Of course.
731
00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:59,335
My mum can bounce an egg on her head.
732
00:35:59,435 --> 00:36:01,016
- Can she really?
- Yes.
733
00:36:01,116 --> 00:36:03,216
No, she can't.
Can she really?
734
00:36:03,316 --> 00:36:06,377
My God, that's some bloody skill, isn't it?
I can't.
735
00:36:06,477 --> 00:36:08,477
I love your mum.
736
00:36:11,597 --> 00:36:13,978
She's an egg-traordinary woman.
737
00:36:14,078 --> 00:36:15,498
(Tyler laughs)
738
00:36:15,598 --> 00:36:19,079
- What's your mum like?
- My mum, she's not around any more.
739
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:22,859
- Is she dead?
- No, she's not dead.
740
00:36:22,959 --> 00:36:26,100
- She just went away when I was little.
- Like my dad?
741
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,200
Yeah. Yeah.
742
00:36:29,241 --> 00:36:31,521
Even though I hope she'll come back,
you know.
743
00:36:34,201 --> 00:36:36,482
I think that's why I stay in this town.
744
00:36:40,442 --> 00:36:42,023
So that, if she does come back,
745
00:36:42,123 --> 00:36:44,123
you know, she might know where to find me,
you see.
746
00:36:50,764 --> 00:36:52,865
I like the funny dog.
747
00:36:52,965 --> 00:36:55,085
Oh, thanks.
748
00:36:57,245 --> 00:36:59,246
It's an owl.
749
00:37:00,646 --> 00:37:02,546
Are you all right, Kath?
750
00:37:02,646 --> 00:37:05,227
Can I have a pint of lager
and a pint of Guinness, please?
751
00:37:05,327 --> 00:37:08,307
- For your new fella?
- No, he's a college mate.
752
00:37:08,407 --> 00:37:10,548
I believe you.
Thousands wouldn't.
753
00:37:10,648 --> 00:37:15,189
Mind you, it'd be a bold move
bringing your fancy man in your own local.
754
00:37:15,289 --> 00:37:17,289
Especially with them lot all upstairs.
755
00:37:18,849 --> 00:37:21,610
- What lot?
- Poker game. Dylan's in there.
756
00:37:33,132 --> 00:37:35,132
Wanker!
757
00:37:40,613 --> 00:37:42,433
Erin! Erin!
758
00:37:42,533 --> 00:37:45,874
Erin, wait!
Erin! Tyler's fine.
759
00:37:45,974 --> 00:37:48,174
Vinnie's looking after him.
He's safe at home.
760
00:37:51,455 --> 00:37:53,655
Do you want to buy some chloroform?
761
00:37:57,856 --> 00:37:59,636
Vinnie's looking after him!
762
00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:02,737
♪ And when I sleep, I sleep alone
763
00:38:06,497 --> 00:38:12,979
♪ Alone
764
00:38:14,619 --> 00:38:18,740
♪ Alone... ♪
765
00:38:26,261 --> 00:38:27,761
Good evening?
766
00:38:27,861 --> 00:38:29,361
Shit.
767
00:38:29,461 --> 00:38:31,042
You?
768
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,742
- Terrible.
- What happened?
769
00:38:38,343 --> 00:38:40,343
- Vinnie.
- Erin.
770
00:38:41,544 --> 00:38:43,364
Thanks for minding him for me.
771
00:38:43,464 --> 00:38:45,464
Oh, it's my pleasure.
772
00:38:46,865 --> 00:38:49,345
- Can we have a minute?
- (He scoffs)
773
00:38:54,346 --> 00:38:56,566
Listen, it's my fault, you know.
I shouldn't have...
774
00:38:56,666 --> 00:38:57,846
It's not, it's not.
775
00:38:57,946 --> 00:39:00,147
It's his, cos he listens to you.
776
00:39:02,187 --> 00:39:04,228
There's three of us in this, isn't there?
777
00:39:05,548 --> 00:39:07,248
In this relationship.
778
00:39:07,348 --> 00:39:09,728
Well, if there is,
I'm the one getting the least sex.
779
00:39:09,828 --> 00:39:11,249
(He laughs)
780
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,929
(He clears his throat)
781
00:39:13,029 --> 00:39:15,029
I'm not saying it's you or me, Vin, OK?
782
00:39:15,670 --> 00:39:17,290
I'll never make that threat.
783
00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:21,030
But one day soon, I will leave with Tyler
and I won't be coming back.
784
00:39:22,351 --> 00:39:24,951
And he needs to decide
what life he wants.
785
00:39:34,193 --> 00:39:37,213
I'm glad to see you're both awake.
How are you feeling?
786
00:39:37,313 --> 00:39:39,394
- Terrible.
- Heartbroken.
787
00:39:40,714 --> 00:39:43,454
- Nigel.
- Never mind bloody Nigel.
788
00:39:43,554 --> 00:39:46,855
Honest to God, he's a bird.
And he's free now, so just be happy for him.
789
00:39:46,955 --> 00:39:50,296
- Fucking chloroform!
- It's his st-st-stupid fault.
790
00:39:50,396 --> 00:39:53,096
If he'd let me use it on the horse,
none of this would have happened.
791
00:39:53,196 --> 00:39:55,296
- Oh, it's my fault!
- When are they gonna let you out?
792
00:39:55,396 --> 00:39:57,897
In a few days. Apparently,
it takes a while to leave the system.
793
00:39:57,997 --> 00:39:59,897
But you know what they say
about convalescence.
794
00:39:59,997 --> 00:40:01,538
- Fresh air.
- Here's your sack.
795
00:40:01,638 --> 00:40:02,738
No!
796
00:40:02,838 --> 00:40:04,218
Get off me! No!
797
00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:05,738
No!
798
00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:07,839
No, no, get off me!
799
00:40:20,681 --> 00:40:22,701
♪ Big tings running through my mind
800
00:40:22,801 --> 00:40:25,302
♪ I think about them all the time
801
00:40:25,402 --> 00:40:27,902
♪ I'm gonna do my tingThe way I wanna do it
802
00:40:28,002 --> 00:40:29,942
♪ And everything will be all right
803
00:40:30,042 --> 00:40:32,943
♪ Big tings burning up my soul
804
00:40:33,043 --> 00:40:35,183
♪ I think I'm about to lose control
805
00:40:35,283 --> 00:40:38,104
♪ Do I tell myselfThat I can get through it?
806
00:40:38,204 --> 00:40:40,204
♪ Maybe I'll never know
807
00:40:40,644 --> 00:40:43,065
♪ Big tings all in my brain
808
00:40:43,165 --> 00:40:44,585
♪ Big tings got me again
809
00:40:44,685 --> 00:40:46,685
♪ Oh-oh
810
00:40:48,126 --> 00:40:50,126
♪ Oh-oh
811
00:40:50,726 --> 00:40:53,147
♪ Big tings gonna have their way
812
00:40:53,247 --> 00:40:55,627
♪ I think about them every day
813
00:40:55,727 --> 00:40:58,067
♪ Do I step insideAnd enjoy the ride?
814
00:40:58,167 --> 00:41:00,268
♪ To hell with what people say... ♪
815
00:41:00,368 --> 00:41:01,868
Your pony's a cunt.
816
00:41:01,968 --> 00:41:04,568
Your pony's a cunt.
817
00:41:16,291 --> 00:41:18,291
Vincent O'Neill?
818
00:41:22,852 --> 00:41:25,552
- Who's asking?
- Terence McCann.
819
00:41:25,652 --> 00:41:27,733
He wants to discuss small horses.
820
00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:31,913
You must have the wrong lad.
I don't know what you're talking about.
821
00:41:32,013 --> 00:41:33,554
Have it your way.
822
00:41:33,654 --> 00:41:35,514
But a word to the wise.
823
00:41:35,614 --> 00:41:37,774
He's not a man to make an enemy of.
824
00:41:41,255 --> 00:41:44,275
VINNIE: Sometimes it's only later,when you look back,
825
00:41:44,375 --> 00:41:46,496
you realise when the turning point came.
826
00:41:47,736 --> 00:41:50,076
The moment in your lifewhen everything changed.
827
00:41:50,176 --> 00:41:51,597
For me.
828
00:41:51,697 --> 00:41:53,277
For us.
829
00:41:53,377 --> 00:41:54,837
Christ, for all of us.
830
00:41:54,937 --> 00:41:57,558
It was stealing a blond Shetland pony
831
00:41:57,658 --> 00:41:59,698
for a xenophobic farmer.
832
00:42:24,742 --> 00:42:27,783
♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind
833
00:42:28,823 --> 00:42:31,424
♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind
834
00:42:33,224 --> 00:42:35,424
♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind. ♪
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