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Previously on B Positive...
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I just wish that, you know,
I could find a guy who...
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who gets me.
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Accepts me for me.
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You'll find that guy.
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- Will I?
- Absolutely.
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And he'll appreciate
how amazing you are,
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and how much happiness
you bring to other people.
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- Drew?
- Yeah.
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I think I found that guy.
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This is a bad idea.
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- Why?
- Because you've had a lot to drink.
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I disagree to agree.
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I have had exactly the right amount.
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The truth is...
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I love you, Gina.
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Gina?
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You still there?
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Perfect.
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Good morning.
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Is it?
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You kind of look like my daughter
right before she went into rehab.
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How kind of you to say.
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Back in the day, I had a
perfect hangover cure.
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Oh, God. Tell me.
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Cocaine.
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Thank you.
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This looks good.
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Look at that bacon.
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Every day, I ask for soft.
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Every day, I get crispy.
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Don't tell me. Tell her.
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- You know, every day, I...
- I heard you!
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I will talk to the chef.
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How can you call a person a chef
when they can't cook bacon?
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- May I join you?
- Please.
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What?
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You feel as bad as you look?
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Worse.
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"Wine comes in at the mouth,
love comes in at the eye.
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"That's all we shall know for truth,
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before we grow old and die."
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William Butler Yeats.
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Did he write one about dry
heaves on the way to work?
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Charming.
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- Damn it!
- Are you okay?
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I think I cracked a tooth.
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I bet you'd like soft bacon now.
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www.subtitulamos.tv
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Thanks for squeezing me in, Jer.
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'Course. When was the last
time you saw a dentist?
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I don't remember exactly,
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but when it was over,
I got a yo-yo and a lollipop.
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Lorraine, clear my morning!
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This is a pretty swanky office.
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- You must be doing pretty well.
- I do all right.
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Between you and me, most of
the East Coast rappers come
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to me for their grill work.
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- No way.
- Yeah.
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You want a little bling-bling
in your upper incisors, I'm your man.
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All right, let's have a look.
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Here we go.
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Wider.
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Yeah, we got a Humpty-Dumpty.
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What that?
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Not even Funk Jerry P can put
this tooth back together again.
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You're gonna need a crown.
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Man!
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Don't worry. I'm really good
at what I do. Just ask Cardi B.
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You know Cardi B?
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"Got a bag and fixed my teeth.
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Hope you hoes know that ain't cheap."
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That's about me.
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- No!
- Yeah!
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I did her caps, I did her
veneers, the whole deal.
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She even gave me a special
thanks on her album.
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Okrrr. Let's do this.
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Little bit for my homies.
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Question.
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For a colonoscopy, do I need to
update my advance directive?
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You know, if I want
'em to pull the plug?
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If you can't survive a colonoscopy,
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maybe the plug is already pulled.
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My worst nightmare... lying
in a vegetative state,
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my body wasting away.
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What's wrong with me that
that image makes me horny?
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Can we finish up the game?
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My granddaughter's coming
to take me to lunch.
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Oh, she's wonderful. I
follow her on Instagram.
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Ask her where she gets her yoga pants.
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Sure, that's what you
need, tighter clothes.
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I agree.
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I want to see her before
she goes back to college.
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Wait, didn't she graduate last year?
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What?
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Your granddaughter. You showed us
pictures of her at her graduation.
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I-I-I meant... before
she starts her new job.
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Can we just finish up the damn game?
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Sorry.
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- Lululemon.
- What?
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His granddaughter's yoga pants.
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I vote you get pink.
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Okay, you should be
feeling the gas by now.
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No, you should be
feeling the gas by now.
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Okay, that's enough.
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All right, now let's do the novocaine.
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Do the novocaine.
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All right. This shouldn't hurt.
Maybe just a little pinch.
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All right. There you go.
Now, in a few minutes,
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you should be numb enough to...
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Oh, poop.
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Jerry go boom.
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- Hey. What happened?
- Hey.
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I don't know. He just co-wapsed.
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Why are you talking like that?
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Novocaine. I cracked a tooth.
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How is he?
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I don't know. I'll try to get an update.
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So, what happened?
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He just collapsed in his dentist office.
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- Why are you talking like that?
- Oh, novocaine. I cracked a tooth.
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- How'd that happen?
- Crispy bacon.
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Drew, listen, about last night...
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- Why don't we talk about it later?
- No, no, now.
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I had too much to drink. I'm so sorry.
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- These things happen. It's no big deal.
- Yeah, but...
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kissing you was
compwetely inappropriate.
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I wouldn't say "compwetely."
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I would never want our
friendship to be compromised.
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Me, either.
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Okay.
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You're drooling a little.
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- How is he?
- We don't know.
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Gideon went to go get a prognosis.
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Why you talking like that?
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Please tell him.
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She "cwacked a toof."
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Did you know Jerry knows Cardi B?
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- What?
- The rapper.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hi, guys.
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How you doing, man?
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I'm all right. I feel stupid.
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Fainting. What do my homies think?
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- Your homies?
- I'll tell you later.
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Your chart says you have
atrial fibrillation.
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That's none of your business.
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Jerry, that's serious.
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A lot of people have an
irregular heartbeat.
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As soon as I get my meds figured
out, it won't happen again.
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Wait, this isn't the first time?
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- It's no big deal.
- That's ridiculous.
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What if you pass out while you're
driving or you're drilling my tooth?
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You could have a stroke and
hit your head and hemorrhage.
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Not to mention, you are
in kidney failure.
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Yeah, man, you really
shouldn't be living alone.
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Oh, my God.
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Wightbuwb!
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Come wiv at Vawwey Hills
till you're better.
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What?
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Oh, she said, "Oh, my God. Lightbulb.
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Come live at Valley Hills
till you're better."
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Thank you.
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I'm not living in an old folks' home.
I'm only 56.
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- Your chart says you're...
- I'm 56.
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I'm too young for
shuffleboard and bingo.
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What harm would it do to
at least go check it out?
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Yeah, maybe we have dinner there
tomorrow, and you can see for yourself.
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I promise you won't regret it.
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We have a very vibrant,
active community.
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Fine. What time's dinner?
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4:00.
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Hello, Harry.
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Meredith, we haven't officially met yet.
I'm Drew.
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Nice to meet you.
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How'd your dinner go with Gina?
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- You told her?
- We're together all day long,
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you run out of things to talk about.
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Well, the date didn't go
exactly how I'd hoped.
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You should be used to that by now.
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What happened?
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Before I could tell her how I feel,
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we ran into her ex-boyfriend.
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The broke football player?
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I told you that in confidence.
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Bad move.
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Anyway, he was on a date,
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she got upset, got very drunk,
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kissed me, passed out,
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and then told me it was a mistake.
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Is that in confidence?
'Cause that's pretty juicy.
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Hang on.
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If she kissed you, that means something.
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Yeah, it means I'm a mistake,
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as was sharing my feelings with you.
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Again, your fault.
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"Naomi's Chicken Parmesan." Who's Naomi?
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One of our residents.
That was her favorite.
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Was? Massive stroke, not the chicken.
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Just so you know, all
the meals are included.
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It's like being on a cruise ship,
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but with fewer STDs.
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Well...
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So...
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How was the tour? What do you think?
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It-It's all very nice.
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It's just not for me.
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W-Well, did you show him the game room?
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Do you like Kiss? Do you like pinball?
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Because you're gonna love them together.
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Could we just have a nice dinner
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and just forget the whole idea?
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Sure. Okay.
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Cold, cold, cold.
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Oh, yeah, until we get that tooth fixed,
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you're gonna have to avoid cold liquids.
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- Okay.
- Also hot liquids.
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So liquids.
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You do realize your insurance
will cover living here?
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And remember, it's just temporary.
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Come on, guys. Can we
just leave it alone?
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- Okay.
- Enjoy your dinner. - Sorry.
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- Make sure you leave room for dessert.
- Okay.
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You can work it off in
our fitness center,
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then freshen up in a sit-down
tub or a walk-in shower.
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Okay, that's it. I'm out of here.
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- Jerry. Come on.
- I'm so sorry.
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Poop again.
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- Oh, my God! Jerry!
- Call 911!
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Welcome to movie night, everyone.
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Tonight, we're featuring a
classic James Bond film.
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Who's playing 007?
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Better be Connery, the only real Bond.
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Yeah, no Pierce Brosnan,
Mr. Fancy Pants.
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I loved Pierce Brosnan.
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Of course you did.
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I remember in Dr. No,
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when Ursula Andress came out of
the ocean in that white bikini.
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I switched teams for a whole year.
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Let's watch that one.
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I saw Roger Moore in an airport once.
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- He ate three Cinnabons.
- It wasn't Roger Moore.
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- Don't tell me who it was.
- I'm telling you who it wasn't....
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Did you know that James Bond
was created by Ian Fleming,
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who also wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
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After I saw that film, I named my cats
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Chitty Chitty and Bang Bang.
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One, two, three, eyes on me.
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Before we start, I'd like to
introduce our newest resident...
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- You don't have to do that.
- Dr. Jerry Platt.
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Ooh, a doctor. I'm a dentist.
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And I'm not really a resident.
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I'm just here temporarily.
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- I've heard that before.
- I've said that before.
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I'm only in my 50s.
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You've lived hard. I like that.
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All right, everyone, it's showtime.
259
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Unwrap your hard candies now.
260
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:43,763
You want one?
261
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:46,453
No, I'll just have to take
a whiz halfway through it.
262
00:12:46,479 --> 00:12:48,250
That's gonna happen anyway.
263
00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:50,245
True.
264
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,656
Hey, why aren't you at movie night?
265
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Because everybody else is.
266
00:12:58,129 --> 00:13:02,393
And that right there is why you're
my favorite bitter old woman.
267
00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:06,742
So you know, I'm getting
the hip surgery.
268
00:13:06,768 --> 00:13:10,711
Norma, that is great.
What changed your mind?
269
00:13:10,737 --> 00:13:12,719
Besides your constant nagging?
270
00:13:12,745 --> 00:13:14,479
You're welcome.
271
00:13:14,768 --> 00:13:16,839
Well, I was talking to Meredith,
272
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and I realized how lucky I am.
273
00:13:18,846 --> 00:13:20,843
I have a problem that can be fixed.
274
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This is the right decision, and I'm-a
be with you every step of the way.
275
00:13:24,664 --> 00:13:25,969
Thank you.
276
00:13:25,995 --> 00:13:27,458
And if you want to tell the doctor
277
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he could do a little nip,
tuck while I'm under,
278
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,565
I'm not opposed.
279
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,857
Got it. I'll see you tomorrow.
280
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,550
So, Gina...
281
00:13:37,193 --> 00:13:39,159
Is Drew a good kisser?
282
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:43,098
You take the safety bars
out of the showers,
283
00:13:43,124 --> 00:13:45,417
this place is just a high school.
284
00:13:46,112 --> 00:13:47,813
Who told you?
285
00:13:47,839 --> 00:13:49,962
Well, Drew told Harry,
Harry told Meredith,
286
00:13:49,988 --> 00:13:52,599
she told Bette, and Bette
put it on her blog.
287
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,044
So, how was the kiss?
288
00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:58,594
I'm guessing desperate but gentle.
289
00:14:00,623 --> 00:14:02,440
Well, it...
290
00:14:02,736 --> 00:14:04,564
it was a mistake...
291
00:14:04,971 --> 00:14:06,427
I think?
292
00:14:06,453 --> 00:14:08,237
I know it was a mistake.
293
00:14:08,263 --> 00:14:11,570
Why? Because of the mustache? I
bet you I can get him to shave.
294
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,330
No, it's not that.
295
00:14:13,522 --> 00:14:16,525
Though, he certainly could
lose that dead caterpillar.
296
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,989
- You just broke up with Eli.
- So?
297
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,422
Honey, in the five years I've known you,
298
00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:25,227
you've never been single for
more than five minutes.
299
00:14:25,253 --> 00:14:28,495
Well, I can't help it if I'm in demand.
300
00:14:29,096 --> 00:14:32,768
Gina, there've been so many
huge changes in your life.
301
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,320
Take a step back.
302
00:14:34,346 --> 00:14:36,500
Hold off dating for a while.
303
00:14:36,526 --> 00:14:39,754
Figure out who you are, what you want.
304
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,608
You mean be alone?
305
00:14:42,331 --> 00:14:44,100
I don't know.
306
00:14:44,347 --> 00:14:46,653
Think of it as dating yourself.
307
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:48,619
Well...
308
00:14:48,858 --> 00:14:51,542
at least I know the sex will be good.
309
00:14:53,886 --> 00:14:55,559
Could somebody turn it up?
310
00:14:55,585 --> 00:14:56,847
Turn up your hearing aid.
311
00:14:56,873 --> 00:14:59,136
- I don't have a hearing aid.
- Then get one.
312
00:15:00,384 --> 00:15:03,839
I hope this is the one where he
punches a shark in the face.
313
00:15:04,065 --> 00:15:06,818
I hope it's the one with Jill St. John.
314
00:15:07,221 --> 00:15:09,100
You're a switch hitter.
315
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,573
I love it.
316
00:15:12,415 --> 00:15:15,541
A watch with a small
circular saw built in.
317
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:17,774
I wonder if that'll come in handy.
318
00:15:19,225 --> 00:15:21,028
Look, the kid's got jokes.
319
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,739
- Kid? I like that.
- You want a beer?
320
00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:25,806
I'm not supposed to drink on my meds.
321
00:15:25,832 --> 00:15:27,272
Join the club.
322
00:15:28,483 --> 00:15:30,012
I guess we're bonding,
323
00:15:30,038 --> 00:15:32,105
James Bond-ing.
324
00:15:32,772 --> 00:15:34,256
Give it back.
325
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,937
Come on.
326
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,242
There you go.
327
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,684
You want to play bocce with us tomorrow?
328
00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:43,429
You'll have to teach me the rules.
329
00:15:43,455 --> 00:15:47,174
You just roll one ball into another
ball whilst getting drunk.
330
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,643
Lesson over.
331
00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:51,949
Did you know that James Bond
332
00:15:51,975 --> 00:15:53,793
was created by Ian Fleming,
333
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:57,022
- who also wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
- Yeah. You already said that.
334
00:15:57,858 --> 00:15:59,903
I-I-I thought you didn't hear me.
335
00:16:00,282 --> 00:16:03,327
- You're-you're doing that a lot lately.
- Doing what?
336
00:16:05,615 --> 00:16:07,186
Never mind.
337
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:17,977
- Where are you going?
- I-I-I'm-I'm tired.
338
00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:29,190
What? Yeah, I'm watching.
339
00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:04,107
_
340
00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:06,488
_
341
00:17:06,514 --> 00:17:08,248
_
342
00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:33,142
- Hi.
- Hi.
343
00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:36,882
Thanks for letting me stop by.
I just need a minute.
344
00:17:36,908 --> 00:17:38,344
Everything okay?
345
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:39,869
Well...
346
00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:42,603
I'm not sure.
347
00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:44,033
Tell me.
348
00:17:44,571 --> 00:17:45,923
Okay....
349
00:17:47,084 --> 00:17:48,626
Here's the thing.
350
00:17:48,877 --> 00:17:51,319
- The other night, when I kissed you...
- I know.
351
00:17:51,345 --> 00:17:53,931
You told me it was
"compwetely inapwopwiate."
352
00:17:55,066 --> 00:17:56,603
No.
353
00:17:57,614 --> 00:17:58,733
No.
354
00:17:59,048 --> 00:18:00,399
That's not it.
355
00:18:02,408 --> 00:18:03,626
It's just...
356
00:18:04,524 --> 00:18:06,509
My whole life, I've...
357
00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:09,110
I've never really been alone.
358
00:18:09,962 --> 00:18:12,613
I was married for 12 years,
and I was alone a lot.
359
00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:14,962
- Please let me finish.
- Sorry.
360
00:18:16,298 --> 00:18:17,658
I just...
361
00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:21,174
don't know how to exist without...
362
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,877
having a man in my life, and...
363
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,733
I really don't knowwho I am
364
00:18:26,759 --> 00:18:29,462
without a man in my life.
365
00:18:30,322 --> 00:18:32,830
And you need some time
to figure that out?
366
00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:34,798
Yeah.
367
00:18:36,322 --> 00:18:38,158
Like a week, or...?
368
00:18:39,153 --> 00:18:40,806
We'll see.
369
00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,267
Okay. Well...
370
00:18:43,447 --> 00:18:45,752
for what it's worth, I think you're
being real smart about this.
371
00:18:45,778 --> 00:18:46,951
Thanks.
372
00:18:48,509 --> 00:18:50,916
Well, you're here.
You want to make out?
373
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,478
Thanks, but...
374
00:18:56,058 --> 00:18:57,291
no.
375
00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:01,400
Okay, good night.
376
00:19:01,426 --> 00:19:02,619
Night.
377
00:19:26,881 --> 00:19:28,008
Gina?
378
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:31,489
Hey, there was one more
thing I wanted to ask.
379
00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:32,577
Yeah?
380
00:19:32,603 --> 00:19:34,601
Do you know a good dentist?
381
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,827
All right, you're up, kid.
382
00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:47,856
You see that?
383
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:51,320
That's youth. Bends over,
doesn't even grunt.
384
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:53,687
Somebody does yoga.
385
00:19:54,530 --> 00:19:57,382
Well, for a big man, I've
always been quite flexible.
386
00:19:57,408 --> 00:20:00,390
Big? Is that "woke" for fat?
387
00:20:00,569 --> 00:20:02,343
Careful. I'll get you canceled.
388
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,240
- Just throw the ball.
- All right.
389
00:20:06,718 --> 00:20:09,546
That's my teammate right there.
390
00:20:09,572 --> 00:20:11,038
Tomorrow, you're on my side.
391
00:20:11,064 --> 00:20:13,952
To heck with that, I
want him on my team.
392
00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:17,059
He's mine until I say otherwise.
393
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:19,648
Gentlemen, there's enough
of me to go around.
394
00:20:19,674 --> 00:20:21,719
Yeah, 'cause you're "big."
395
00:20:22,575 --> 00:20:24,316
Watch it, boomer.
396
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:28,280
The new guy gets the balls.
397
00:20:31,032 --> 00:20:32,140
Sure.
398
00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:42,249
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