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* BELLS WILL BE RINGING
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* GLAD, GLAD NEWS
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* OH, WHAT A CHRISTMAS
TO HAVE THE BLUES *
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* MY BABY'S GONE
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* I HAVE NO FRIENDS
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* TO WISH ME GREETINGS
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* ONCE AGAIN
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* WHILE YOU'D BE SINGING
SILENT NIGHT *
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* OH, CHRISTMAS CAROLS
BY CANDLELIGHT *
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* PLEASE
COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS *
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* PLEASE COME HOME
FOR CHRISTMAS *
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* IF NOT FOR CHRISTMAS
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* BY NEW YEAR'S NIGHT
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* SEVEN SWANS A...
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* LAYING
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* SIX GEESE ARE... SWIMMING...
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THAT'S NOT
RIGHT, IS IT?
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NOT EVEN CLOSE.
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SWANS SWIM,
GEESE LAY.
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YEAH, WELL, IF
I EVER DATE A GUY
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WHO GETS ME ANY OF THOSE
THINGS FOR CHRISTMAS,
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IT'S OVER ANYWAY.
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WHERE WOULD YOU PUT THEM
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IN YOUR NEW YORK CITY
APARTMENT?
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"OUR" NEW YORK CITY
APARTMENT.
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MM. "YOUR" NEW YORK
CITY APARTMENT.
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BETH, STOP.
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YOU'RE NOT JUST SOMEONE
WHO SLEEPS ON MY COUCH,
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YOU ARE MY ROOMMATE--
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END OF STORY.
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NOW, GRAB SOME GARLAND
AND HELP ME
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MAKE THIS TREE BEAUTIFUL
FOR O APARTMENT.
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I KNOW IT'S TWO WEEKS
UNTIL CHRISTMAS,
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BUT I AM READY FOR
SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER.
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YEAH. THIS IS JUST
WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW.
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OH! HOW WAS CLOSING
NIGHT OF YOUR PLAY?
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT SOME
CAST PARTY OR SOMETHING?
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NO, I COULD NOT GO
TO ANOTHER CLOSING NIGHT PARTY
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OF A TERRIBLE PLAY
THAT NOBODY SAW.
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MY AGENT
COULDN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED
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TO GO TO THIS ONE,
OKAY.
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I WOULD MUCH RATHER
BE HERE WITH YOU
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TRIMMING OUR TREE,
DRINKING EGGNOG.
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PLEASE TELL ME
THAT WE HAVE EGGNOG.
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WHAT AM I? AN AMATEUR?
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WE'LL FINISH THE TREE,
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AND THEN I'LL TAKE YOU
FOR CLOSING NIGHT DRINKS
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AT FRED'S PIANO BAR.
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[SIGHS] NO. FRED'S
IS FOR THE BROADWAY CROWD.
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YOU ARE WELCOME THERE,
I FEEL LIKE AN OUTSIDER.
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EVERY TIME I GO,
I FEEL LIKE
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I'M RIDING THE COATTAILS
OF YOUR CAREER.
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OKAY, YOU ARE ONE
GREAT AUDITION AWAY
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FROM MY CAREER
BEING YOUR CAREER.
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I WAS YOU
THREE YEARS AGO,
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PLUCKED FROM OBSCURITY
BY MY DAD'S PRODUCER FRIEND--
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BUT THAT IS
BESIDES THE POINT,
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AND NOW I'M ON
MY SECOND BROADWAY PLAY.
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THAT'LL BE YOU.
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ESPECIALLY IF YOU GET
THAT DAVID MAMET PLAY.
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MY AUDITION DID
GO REALLY WELL.
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YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT.
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OHH... I'M GOING TO GET IT.
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I HAVE TO GET IT.
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BECAUSE SLEEPING
ON THE COUCH,
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DOING BAD THEATER,
WAITING TABLES,
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THIS IS NOT HOW
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
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LIFE IS NEVER "HOW
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE."
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YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN HOW
TO ROLL WITH IT, BETHY,
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BECAUSE MAYBE
IT'LL BE EVEN BETTER.
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[**]
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GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE.
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I'M JUST MAKING
SOME FRENCH TOAST
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BEFORE I GO TO THE HAMPTONS,
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AND...
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MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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OPEN IT!
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THIS IS THE FIRST YEAR
IN FOREVER
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THAT YOU HAVEN'T HAD REHEARSAL
OVER THE HOLIDAYS,
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AND THEY CUT YOUR HOURS
AT THE DINER,
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SO NOW YOU GET TO
GO HOME FOR CHRISTMAS...
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ON ME.
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NICOLE...
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THIS IS TOO MUCH.
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I GOT YOU EARRINGS.
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THEY'RE NOT EXPENSIVE ONES.
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WOW! THANK YOU FOR
RUINING THE SURPRISE.
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[LAUGHS]
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NOW, I ALREADY
CHECKED YOU IN,
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AND I ARRANGED
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TO HAVE A LIMO
PICK YOU UP
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WHEN YOU LAND.
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WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS?
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BECAUSE
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
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AND NOBODY SHOULD
BE ALONE AT CHRISTMAS.
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I MEAN,
IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.
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YOU CAN'T SIT AROUND WAITING
TO HEAR ABOUT THE MAMET PLAY.
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YOU DESERVE
A HOMETOWN HOLIDAY...
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SO GO TO KERN.
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THEY ALL EXPECTED
SO MUCH FOR ME, YOU KNOW?
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"DESTINED FOR GREATNESS..."
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SO THE YEARBOOK SAID.
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STUPID, LYING
YEARBOOK.
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[**]
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YEAH. YEAH...
NEW YORK IS GREAT.
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I'M UP FOR A PLAY, ACTUALLY.
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MAMET.
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YEAH, YEAH. DAVID MAMET.
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IT IS!
IT'S... VERY EXCITING.
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[**]
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THANK YOU.
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[GASPING]
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, MAMA.
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
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OH... OH!
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OH, YOU'RE HOME!
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IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
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OH, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
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GET INSIDE.
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YOU OUTDID YOURSELF
ON THE LAWN.
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I CAN'T HELP MYSELF.
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WELL, IT'S VERY FESTIVE.
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THANK YOU.
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SO...
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YOU WANT TO TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WHY DOES SOMETHING
HAVE TO BE GOING ON?
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IT'S CHRISTMAS,
I WANTED TO SEE YOU.
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BETH, FIRST YOU TELL ME
YOU CAN'T AFFORD A TICKET
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AND THEN YOU SHOW UP
OUT OF THE BLUE
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WITHOUT SO MUCH
AS A PHONE CALL.
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SURPRISE?
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IT WAS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT
FROM NICOLE.
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-HMM!
-YEAH.
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MY SHOW CLOSED,
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AND I JUST
WANTED TO HAVE
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A REAL HOMETOWN
FAMILY CHRISTMAS.
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LIKE WE USED TO
HAVE, YOU KNOW?
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DO I EVER!
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ALL THOSE CHRISTMASES
I SPENT WITH YOU IN NEW YORK,
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THEY WERE FINE--
WE WERE TOGETHER.
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BUT THIS? [GASPS]
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OH, WE HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.
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WE HAVE TO GET
A TREE AND... [GASPS]
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SANTA. WE HAVE
TO GO SEE SANTA!
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YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF
CHRISTMAS WISH, RIGHT?
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I HAVE, LIKE, A THOUSAND.
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I HOPE SANTA HAS TIME.
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THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART
OF CHRISTMAS.
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I USED TO GET EVERYTHING
I WANTED.
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THEN LET'S
GET MOVING!
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CAN I UNPACK FIRST?
FINISH MY COFFEE? RELAX?
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OF COURSE. BECAUSE,
IF YOU'RE UNPACKING,
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IT MEANS YOU'RE STAYING PUT
FOR A WHILE.
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I KEPT YOUR ROOM
EXACTLY AS YOU LEFT IT.
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[BETH]: YOU TOOK OUT
ALL MY PAGEANT TROPHIES?
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HOW MANY WAS I IN?
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SOME OF THOSE
ARE MINE!
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I WON
THE ENTIRE STATE.
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YOU ONLY WON THE COUNTY.
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MINE SHOULD BE
DISPLAYED, TOO.
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IT'S LIKE STEPPING
THROUGH A TIME MACHINE.
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FOR BOTH OF US,
EVIDENTLY.
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[SOFT CHUCKLING]
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I SAW HIM TODAY.
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[MOM]:
BARRY McCORMICK?
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HE WALKED INTO
THE PHARMACY.
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I DUCKED.
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I THINK EVERYTHING
IS GOING TO BE FINE
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BETWEEN THE TWO
OF YOU, BETHY.
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IT'S BEEN YEARS!
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I CAN'T IMAGINE HE HAS
ANY HARD FEELINGS TOWARD YOU.
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HE SHOULDN'T.
HE STAYED.
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AND YOU CHOSE
TO LEAVE, SO...
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THIS IS WHAT
WAS MEANT TO BE.
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HAVE TO ACCEPT THE CHOICES
WE MAKE IN LIFE.
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I GUESS SO.
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OKAY! LET'S GO.
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IT IS TIME FOR
SOME RETAIL THERAPY.
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WE ARE GOING TO GO SEE SANTA...
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WE'RE GOING
TO MAKE OURSELVES
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SOME CHRISTMAS WISHES.
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WE ARE GOING
ALL OUT THIS YEAR!
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IT IS GOING TO BE
OUR BEST CHRISTMAS YET.
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NOT UNTIL I CHANGE FIRST.
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OKAY.
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[MOM]: THE GINGERBREAD
HOUSES ARE READY,
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AND MAE IS AT THE SHOP TODAY,
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SO YOU CAN GO IN
AND PICK THOSE UP!
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THE BAKERY IS JUST SWIMMING
IN GINGERBREAD.
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I HAVE SO MANY ORDERS.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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MY ELF WILL GIVE YOU
A CANDY CANE,
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SO OFF YOU GO!
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COME ON OVER, LADIES!
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OH, EVERYBODY'S WELCOME.
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AGE IS JUST A NUMBER,
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AND I-- I AM IN
THE WISH-GRANTING BUSINESS.
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IT HAS BEEN
FAR TOO LONG
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SINCE YOU HAD
A REAL CHRISTMAS.
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YOU GO FIRST.
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NO, NO.
I'M STILL THINKING.
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GO AHEAD.
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OKAY, BECAUSE
MY LIST IS LONG,
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AND I INTEND
TO GET EVERYTHING.
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[CHUCKLING]
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SANTA.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT
FOR CHRISTMAS,
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YOUNG-- AND I DO MEAN
"YOUNG"-- LADY?
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STOP.
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NOW, I WROTE EVERYTHING DOWN,
LEST YOU FORGET ANYTHING.
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AND MY FIRST WISH CAME TRUE,
BECAUSE MY GIRL CAME HOME.
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NEXT, I NEED A NEW MIXER...
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BETH?
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BARRY.
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WOW! IT IS YOU.
-HI.
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-HEY.
-HEY.
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[MAN]:
IS THAT BETH BAKER?
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CAN I SET THIS THING DOWN?
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YEAH, YEAH.
GO AHEAD. SET IT DOWN.
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[OUT OF BREATH] THIS GUY...
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PICKS THE HEAVIEST TREE
ON THE LOT.
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SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE.
HI, DEAN.
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BETH BAKER IS IN TOWN.
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THAT SHE IS.
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IT'S BEEN
A LONG TIME.
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[TODDLER BABBLES]
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THERE'S DADDY
WITH THE TREE!
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DADDY WITH THE WHAT?
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BARRY, HONEY...
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WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU
EVERYWHERE.
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WE HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT TREE,
YOU KNOW.
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LOOK AT WHAT THAT IS.
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THERE IT IS!
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[LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]
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BETH? WOW!
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HI!
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UH, TAYLOR...
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THIS IS MOMMY AND DADDY'S
OLD FRIEND, BETH.
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CAN YOU SAY HI?
241
00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,826
SAY HI!
242
00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,161
BARRY AND EILEEN
ARE MARRIED!
243
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,629
I DIDN'T-- BARRY AND EILEEN
ARE MARRIED!
244
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,064
GOING ON FIVE YEARS.
245
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,667
WOW! WOW. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
246
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,268
THANK YOU!
WE THINK SO.
247
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,335
BUT THEN AGAIN,
YOU KNOW,
248
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,604
WE'RE A LITTLE
BIASED HERE.
249
00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:07,107
BETH AND MOMMY
DID DRAMA TOGETHER!
250
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,341
ALL OF THE PLAYS.
251
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,442
THE PLAYS!
252
00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,011
YEAH, THE PLAYS!
EXACTLY.
253
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:14,481
AND THEN SHE LEFT
AND I GUESS WE LOST TOUCH.
254
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,249
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
255
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,417
HOW ARE YOU?
256
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,852
CRAZED, AS USUAL.
257
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,187
WE PROMISED TAYLOR
258
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,355
THAT WE'D GET THE CHRISTMAS TREE
UP TODAY,
259
00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,024
SO SHE'S VERY EXCITED.
260
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,593
BUT, LUCKILY,
DEAN HAS BEEN VERY HELPFUL.
261
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,861
LISTEN, WE'RE GOING TO GO
TO THE PUB LATER.
262
00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:29,429
WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US?
263
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,331
MY MOTHER'S GOING TO COME
TO LOOK AFTER TAYLOR,
264
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,599
AND I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT
265
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,434
YOUR FASCINATING LIFE
IN NEW YORK.
266
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,804
YOU KNOW, I'M SUPPOSED TO
HELP MY MOM PUT UP THE LIGHTS.
267
00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,438
OH! DEAN CAN HELP YOU
WITH THAT TOMORROW.
268
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,840
YEAH, THEY'RE ALWAYS
VOLUNTEERING ME FOR THINGS.
269
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,109
MUST BE WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE BORN A WEAKLING,
270
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,376
YOU KNOW, LIKE BARRY.
271
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,978
HEY! THIS "WEAKLING"
272
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,479
BEAT YOU FOR
ALL-STATE IN WRESTLING,
273
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,614
EVEN THOUGH
YOU'RE BIGGER THAN ME.
274
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,349
AND HE STILL WON
"MOST ATHLETIC."
275
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,018
HE'S NEVER GOING TO LET ME
LIVE THAT DOWN. NEVER!
276
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:54,054
PLEASE COME.
I NEED YOU THERE.
277
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,789
I CAN'T LISTEN
TO THIS GUY'S STORIES ANYMORE.
278
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,324
THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU.
279
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,992
I'M GOING TO GO PAY
FOR THE TREE.
280
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,961
AND YOU CAN LUG IT
TO THE CAR.
281
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,629
-BYE.
-BYE. WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.
282
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,999
SO WILL YOUR
FAMILY BE THERE?
283
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,501
WILL I BE THE ONLY
UNMARRIED SPINSTER OF THE GROUP?
284
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:12,072
NO. IT'S JUST ME.
NO WIFE. NO KIDS.
285
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,175
YOU DIDN'T MARRY
MELINDA CASSWELL?
286
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,810
YOU GUYS WERE VOTED
"MOST LIKELY TO GET MARRIED."
287
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,145
TWICE.
288
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,813
YEAH, NO, I DID MARRY
MELINDA CASSWELL.
289
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,214
SHE JUST TRADED ME IN
FOR A NEWER MODEL
290
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,349
A COUPLE YEARS LATER.
291
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,851
I NEVER LIKED HER.
292
00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,485
YEAH, NOBODY DID.
293
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,920
YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME THAT.
294
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:29,422
WOULD'VE SAVED ME
A LOT OF TROUBLE.
295
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,858
[BOTH LAUGHING]
296
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,960
OKAY, I'LL COME.
297
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,496
IT WAS
A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING.
298
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,865
YOU WENT?
299
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,733
I MADE EILEEN'S CAKE.
300
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,102
BUT YOU NEVER
TOLD ME THAT!
301
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,004
HONEY...
302
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,438
I KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS
303
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:48,075
AFTER HE DECIDED NOT
TO GO TO NEW YORK WITH YOU.
304
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,543
IT'S NOT MY STYLE
TO THROW SALT ON WOUNDS.
305
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:53,380
YOU DIDN'T ASK.
I DIDN'T TELL.
306
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,547
I ASKED ABOUT BARRY.
307
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:55,582
DID YOU?
308
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,852
MAYBE I DIDN'T.
309
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,720
IT WAS JUST EASIER
TO MAKE A CLEAN BREAK.
310
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,355
IT'S ALL OLD NEWS ANYWAY,
311
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,424
SO LEAVE THE PAST
WHERE IT BELONGS
312
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,659
AND ENJOY YOUR FRIENDS TONIGHT.
313
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,463
THIS ONE IS PERFECT!
314
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:11,631
EXCUSE ME!
315
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,101
WE'D LIKE
THIS TREE, PLEASE.
316
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,237
SORRY.
317
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,939
MOM, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I WOULD SAY TO THEM.
318
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,274
TELL THEM THE TRUTH.
319
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,976
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO
TELL MYSELF THE TRUTH.
320
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,645
HONESTLY, I FEEL LIKE
I SHOULD GIVE UP,
321
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,380
MOVE BACK HOME, AND...
322
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,049
SELL INSURANCE.
323
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,617
OH, STOP!
324
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,886
WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BE DOING THAT.
325
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,421
YOU'RE GOING TO GET
THAT MAMET PLAY,
326
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,324
EVERYTHING
IS GOING TO BE PERFECT.
327
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,759
BROADWAY WILL BE LUCKY
TO HAVE YOU.
328
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,995
NOW, I'M GOING TO PAY
FOR THIS TREE,
329
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,831
AND I WILL MEET YOU
AFTERWARDS.
330
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,933
DREAM BIG, SWEETIE.
331
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,734
[TO TREE LOT WORKER]
I'LL FOLLOW YOU.
332
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,269
OKAY.
333
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,842
AHH!
334
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,410
ARE YOU READY
FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS WISH NOW?
335
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,079
[CHUCKLES]
336
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,915
MY MOTHER DIDN'T MONOPOLIZE YOUR
ENTIRE AFTERNOON
337
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,951
WITH HER LAUNDRY LIST
OF WISHES?
338
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,152
[CHUCKLES MIRTHFULLY]
339
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,753
I'M SANTA CLAUS.
340
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,021
THERE'S NO CAP
341
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,858
ON THE NUMBER OF WISHES
I CAN GRANT.
342
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,225
SO, WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
343
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:17,097
THERE'S THIS PART
IN A PLAY.
344
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,731
AH. AND YOU WANT IT?
345
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,502
MORE THAN ANYTHING.
346
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:23,971
IT WOULD MEAN
347
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,705
THAT I'M NOT SPINNING
MY WHEELS IN NEW YORK.
348
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,876
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
DON'T MEAN GREATNESS.
349
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,710
THEY DON'T HURT.
350
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,480
AND IF YOU DON'T GET
THIS PART?
351
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,447
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
352
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,782
YOU'RE SANTA CLAUS!
353
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:36,783
YOU'RE IN THE BUSINESS
OF WISH-GRANTING.
354
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,086
I AM.
355
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,623
SO... YOU WANT THIS PART.
THAT'S YOUR WISH?
356
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,026
THAT'S MY WISH.
357
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,827
CONSIDER IT GRANTED.
358
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,297
ALTHOUGH I HAVE LEARNED
THAT, SOMETIMES,
359
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,499
WHAT WE DON'T WISH FOR
360
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,501
IS MORE POWERFUL
THAN WHAT WE DO.
361
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,003
ALL RIGHTY.
362
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,071
DID YOU MAKE
YOUR CHRISTMAS WISH?
363
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,207
YEAH. LET'S GO.
364
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,175
BYE, SANTA.
365
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,878
[**]
366
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,518
[CHATTER AND LAUGHTER]
367
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,086
HERE YOU GO, BETH!
368
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,488
IT'S ON THE HOUSE.
369
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,158
OH! WOW.
UH, THANK YOU, UM...?
370
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,492
GEORGIA.
371
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,529
WHEN I WAS EIGHT,
I SAW YOU IN OUR TOWN.
372
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,231
I CRIED AND CRIED
AFTER YOUR PERFORMANCE.
373
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,167
WE STILL TALK ABOUT IT
TO THIS DAY.
374
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,436
DRAMA USED TO BE
EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW?
375
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,104
NOW THEY MAY HAVE TO
SHUT IT DOWN.
376
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:34,041
THEY CAN'T AFFORD
A FULL-TIME TEACHER ANYMORE.
377
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,675
YEAH, I HEARD.
MY MOM WAS TELLING ME THAT.
378
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,344
THAT'S A SHAME.
I LOVED MY DRAMA DAYS.
379
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,613
WE ALL DID. THOSE
WERE SUCH GOOD TIMES!
380
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,015
YEAH.
PLEASE ENJOY, GUYS.
381
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,183
THANK YOU.
382
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,184
THANKS.
383
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,619
SO, BETH, TELL US
384
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,555
ALL ABOUT YOUR
EXCITING LIFE IN NEW YORK.
385
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:52,960
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW... IT'S--
IT'S NEW YORK, IT'S INCREDIBLE.
386
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,861
YOU KNOW,
I'VE NEVER BEEN.
387
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,263
WE SHOULD REALLY GO.
388
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,730
TAYLOR WOULD LOVE IT.
389
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,699
SHE'S LEARNING ABOUT
THE "STATUTE" OF LIBERTY,
390
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,733
AS SHE CALLS IT,
IN PRESCHOOL.
391
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,235
WE SHOULD ALL GO.
392
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:05,238
I BET BETH HAS SOME FANCY
NEW YORK CITY APARTMENT
393
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,739
WE COULD ALL CRASH IN. RIGHT?
394
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,808
YEAH. YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I MEAN...
395
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,143
WHEN THE WEATHER'S NICE.
396
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,478
RIGHT NOW IT'S A MESS.
397
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,246
HOW I WOULD HAVE LOVED
TO HAVE MADE A CAREER
398
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,381
OUT OF ACTING,
399
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,882
BUT I DID NOT HAVE THE GUTS...
400
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,584
OR THE TALENT.
401
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,386
NOT LIKE YOU, BETH.
402
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,755
I'D PROBABLY BE ONE OF THOSE
PERPETUALLY OUT-OF-WORK ACTORS,
403
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,558
LIVING ON SOMEONE'S COUCH,
WAITING TABLES,
404
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,559
PRAYING FOR THAT BIG BREAK
405
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,495
THAT NEVER COMES.
406
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,797
[CHUCKLES] NOPE.
I'M MUCH MORE SUITED
407
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:34,434
TO THE BORING OLD
STABILITY OF KERN.
408
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,607
WELL, IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.
409
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,813
[**]
410
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,348
HEY, DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER
411
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,750
THAT HIGH-SPEED CHASE
THAT HAPPENED ON MAIN STREET?
412
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,785
IT WAS ALL ANYONE EVER
TALKED ABOUT FOR WEEKS!
413
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,688
YOUR DAD MADE US
GO DOWNSTAIRS
414
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:56,956
AND TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
IN THE PHARMACY.
415
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,358
WE MISSED IT
BY, LIKE, 30 SECONDS.
416
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,492
WE WERE SO MAD!
417
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,161
THE WEEKLY KERNEL
MUST'VE DONE
418
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,030
A HUNDRED STORIES
ON THAT ONE EVENT.
419
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,264
HIGH-SPEED CHASE.
420
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,632
THAT IS WHAT YOU NEED
421
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,134
FOR THE PAPER
TO REALLY TAKE OFF.
422
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,768
YES.
423
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,170
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOOK OVER
THE WEEKLY KERNEL .
424
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,304
I MEAN, THAT IS HUGE.
425
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,472
STARTED AS AN INTERN,
426
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,806
WORKED MY WAY UP.
427
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,143
OF COURSE, NO ONE ELSE
WANTED THE JOB,
428
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:20,447
SO THAT DEFINITELY HELPED
MY METEORIC RISE UP THE LADDER.
429
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,615
YOUR DAUGHTER IS
ADORABLE, BY THE WAY.
430
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,683
THANK YOU.
431
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:24,817
SHE KEEPS US
ON OUR TOES,
432
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,119
THAT'S FOR SURE.
433
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,220
BARRY'S RUNNING
THE PHARMACY NOW.
434
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,555
OH!
435
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,057
YEAH, MY DAD, HE
RETIRED THREE YEARS AGO.
436
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,124
BUSINESS IS GOOD.
437
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,892
AHH. YOUR DAD
ALWAYS WANTED
438
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,527
TO HAND OVER
THE REINS TO YOU.
439
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,963
I'M SURE HE'S GLAD
THAT YOU TOOK THEM.
440
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,131
[GUYS LAUGHING]
441
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,467
OH!
442
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,634
ALL RIGHT,
ON THAT NOTE,
443
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,869
I THINK I'M GOING TO
GO CALL MY MOM
444
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,537
AND CHECK ON TAYLOR.
445
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,406
HEY, SEND HER
A KISS FROM ME.
446
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,375
-I'M GONNA GET ANOTHER PITCHER.
-SURE.
447
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,748
[AWKWARD CHUCKLES]
448
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,184
SO...
449
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,519
SO...
450
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,755
YOU MARRIED EILEEN TAYLOR.
451
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,724
YEAH, I THOUGHT
YOU WOULD'VE HEARD BY NOW.
452
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,194
I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO.
453
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,396
I DIDN'T HAVE
YOUR ADDRESS.
454
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,199
YOU SEEM REALLY HAPPY.
455
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:15,001
I AM REALLY HAPPY.
456
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,836
GREAT JOB,
GREAT FAMILY,
457
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,271
GREAT LIFE.
458
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,206
I COULDN'T ASK FOR MORE.
459
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,607
I'M GLAD.
460
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,343
ME TOO. EVERYTHING'S--
EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
461
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,845
AH. SO YOU MADE
THE RIGHT DECISION,
462
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,714
WHEN YOU DECIDED TO LEAVE.
463
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,717
YOU DECIDED TO STAY.
464
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,453
I WAS ALWAYS
GOING TO LEAVE.
465
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:36,523
WE HAD A PLAN. WE WERE PACKED.
WE HAD TICKETS.
466
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,359
WELL, I GUESS THINGS WORK OUT
THE WAY THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO.
467
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,028
AND WE BOTH MADE CHOICES
THAT LED US HERE.
468
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,030
YEAH.
469
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,398
TO A GREAT LIFE.
470
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,933
EXACTLY.
471
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,402
I WAS HOPING THIS WOULDN'T
BE WEIRD BETWEEN US,
472
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:50,603
AFTER ALL THIS TIME.
473
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,139
I'M REALLY GLAD
THAT THEY'RE NOT.
474
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,806
YEAH.
475
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,974
SO WE'RE GOOD?
476
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,544
WE'RE GOOD.
477
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,878
GOOD.
478
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,113
GOOD!
479
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,114
[CHUCKLES]
480
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,115
GOOD.
481
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,384
AH. YES.
THERE HE IS.
482
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,785
GLASS?
483
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,120
OH! OVER THIS WAY.
484
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,356
[**]
485
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,294
[BETH]:
AND NOW YOU'RE THE FIRE CHIEF.
486
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,129
YEAH, I'D SET THESE
LITTLE FIRES IN THE BACKYARD,
487
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,298
I'D GRAB THE HOSE,
AND I'D PUT THEM OUT.
488
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,466
I REMEMBER THAT!
489
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,334
YOU SET BARRY'S TREEHOUSE
ON FIRE.
490
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,903
WELL, EVERYONE
HAS A DREAM, RIGHT?
491
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,272
AND LOOK AT US.
492
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,607
WE ARE LIVING OURS.
493
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,309
YOU'RE IN NEW YORK...
494
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,644
AND I...
495
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,146
AM RESCUING CATS FROM TREES.
496
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,581
[LAUGHS]
497
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,150
SO, WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING
IN A REAL BROADWAY SHOW?
498
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:40,287
UH... IT'S MORE LIKE
OFF-BROADWAY.
499
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,688
WELL, HOW FAR
OFF BROADWAY?
500
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,590
MM. HOBOKEN,
NEW JERSEY.
501
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,957
[LAUGHING]
502
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,627
COME ON... BETH.
503
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,162
I KNOW WE HAVEN'T
SEEN EACH OTHER IN A WHILE,
504
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,530
BUT WE USED TO BE
PRETTY TIGHT.
505
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,798
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON?
506
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,766
[SIGHING HEAVILY]
507
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,667
I JUST...
508
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,269
I GOT TO NEW YORK
509
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,838
AND I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD
HAVE A CAREER BY FRIDAY.
510
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:02,275
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
IT'S A BUILDING PROCESS.
511
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,811
IT'S A LOT OF POUNDING
THE PAVEMENT.
512
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,814
NOTHING WORTHWHILE
IS EVER THAT EASY.
513
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,282
IF IT WERE,
514
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,617
ANY OLD DOPE
COULD DO IT.
515
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,185
I MEAN,
I COULD DO IT.
516
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,387
EXCEPT I REALLY DON'T
THINK I COULD DO IT.
517
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,855
[LAUGHS]
518
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,990
BUT YOU...
519
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,326
[BALLS CLACKING]
520
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:23,530
WELL, YOU WERE ALWAYS
EXTRAORDINARY.
521
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,532
WE HAD NO DOUBT
THAT YOU WOULD MAKE IT.
522
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,467
THE THING IS,
IN NEW YORK CITY,
523
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,001
EVERY SINGLE GIRL
524
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,737
AT EVERY SINGLE
OPEN CASTING CALL
525
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:34,507
IS THE "EXTRAORDINARY" GIRL
FROM HER HOMETOWN.
526
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,309
WE'RE, LIKE, A DIME A DOZEN
THERE.
527
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,978
NOTHING BUT
EXTRAORDINARY WOMEN?
528
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,415
YEAH, I'VE GOT
TO GO TO NEW YORK.
529
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,317
SO, IT DIDN'T
WORK OUT WITH MELINDA.
530
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,852
I IMAGINE
THERE'S NO SHORTAGE
531
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,054
OF DATING
OPTIONS HERE.
532
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,523
I DATE...
HERE AND THERE.
533
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:53,693
BUT I JUST HAVEN'T
REALLY FOUND ANYONE
534
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,161
THAT I'VE CLICKED WITH.
535
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,929
MAYBE I'M TOO PICKY.
536
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,030
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
537
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,332
IS THERE A MAN IN NEW YORK
538
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,067
THAT IS EAGERLY
AWAITING YOUR RETURN?
539
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,902
MM, I'VE HAD A BOYFRIENDS
OVER THE YEARS,
540
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,504
BUT SAME THING,
NOTHING...
541
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,038
NOTHING CLICKED.
542
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,074
NOTHING FELT...
543
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,342
LIKE BARRY?
544
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:13,380
NO. NOTHING FELT RIGHT.
545
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,816
I JUST THREW MYSELF
IN MY CAREER.
546
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,185
THERE'S THIS PART.
547
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,654
IT COULD REALLY
CHANGE EVERYTHING.
548
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,757
[THUMPS POOL TABLE]
TO GETTING IT RIGHT.
549
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,561
TO GETTING IT RIGHT.
550
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,366
COULD WE
GIVE YOU A RIDE?
551
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,801
OH, NO,
IT'S SUCH A NICE NIGHT,
552
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,235
I THINK I'M GOING TO WALK.
553
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,304
WELL, LET'S
DO THIS AGAIN
554
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,871
BEFORE YOU GO BACK
TO NEW YORK.
555
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,573
YES. DEFINITELY.
YOU GUYS DRIVE SAFE.
556
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,942
-WILL DO. GOOD NIGHT.
-GOOD NIGHT.
557
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,347
[CELL PHONE CHIMING]
558
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,052
BILL.
559
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,288
PLEASE TELL ME
YOU HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR ME.
560
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,824
UH... [SIGHING] I DON'T.
561
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,091
I'M REALLY SORRY, BETH,
562
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,660
BUT YOU DID NOT
GET THE MAMET SHOW.
563
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,762
I MEAN, IT CAME DOWN TO YOU
AND JUST ONE OTHER GIRL,
564
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,832
BUT... THEY--
THEY WENT WITH HER.
565
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,434
[BILL CLEARS HIS THROAT]
566
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,669
LISTEN, SWEETHEART,
YOU'RE A TERRIFIC ACTRESS--
567
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:10,970
VERY TALENTED,
568
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,639
AND YOU KNOW
I WISH YOU ONLY THE BEST,
569
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,341
BUT...
570
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,175
I'M AFRAID WE'RE NOT GOING TO
BE ABLE TO DO THIS ANYMORE.
571
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,844
I-- I GOT TO LET YOU GO.
572
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,646
BETH, I JUST--
I REALLY DON'T THINK
573
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,848
I'M THE RIGHT AGENT
FOR YOU ANYMORE. YOU KNOW?
574
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,584
BUT HEY, WE--
WE TRIED. RIGHT?
575
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,519
UH, AH...
I KNOW THE TIMING IS BAD.
576
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,154
AGAIN, I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
577
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:31,691
BILL, PLEASE, I NEED AN AGENT.
DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
578
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,693
IT'S ALREADY DONE, BETH.
579
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:35,862
BUT GOOD LUCK TO YOU, OKAY,
SWEETHEART?
580
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,764
REALLY. 'KAY?
581
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,032
[**]
582
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,105
HE CAN'T BE THE ONLY
AGENT IN NEW YORK.
583
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,340
AH, HE'S NOT, BUT
HE'S A REALLY GOOD ONE,
584
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,641
AND THEY'RE HARD
TO COME BY,
585
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:49,976
AND IN THIS BUSINESS,
586
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,344
NOBODY WANTS YOU
UNTIL EVERYBODY WANTS YOU,
587
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,780
BUT AT THAT POINT,
WHO NEEDS 'EM?
588
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:57,149
YEAH... IT'S THE SAME
IN THE FIRE BUSINESS.
589
00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:58,985
YEAH,
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
590
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,187
HOW COMPETITIVE
IT MUST BE.
591
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,222
[CHUCKLES]
592
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,995
LISTEN, BETH,
I NEED TO ASK YOU--
593
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:13,065
HOW COME YOU CUT THINGS OFF
WITH ALL OF US?
594
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,334
NO PHONE CALLS,
NO VISITS.
595
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,670
WE WERE ALL SO CLOSE.
596
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,740
I DIDN'T MEAN TO,
DEAN. YOU KNOW?
597
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,543
I JUST GOT SWEPT UP
IN MY NEW LIFE.
598
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,712
I HAD EVERY INTENTION
OF COMING BACK,
599
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:29,015
ONCE I HAD
SOMETHING TO SHARE.
600
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:32,251
THE LAST DAY
WITH BARRY WAS HARD.
601
00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,586
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
602
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,054
NEITHER OF YOU
WERE WILLING
603
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:37,590
TO GIVE UP YOUR LIVES
TO LIVE SOMEONE ELSE'S.
604
00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,859
THAT'S NO ONE'S FAULT.
605
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:46,833
CAN YOU HOLD ON A SEC?
606
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,835
THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO DO.
607
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,403
SURE. I'LL WAIT
RIGHT HERE.
608
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,371
OKAY.
609
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:55,307
[**]
610
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,348
HOW'D YOU KNOW I WASN'T
GOING TO GET THAT PART?
611
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,916
OH, YOU DIDN'T
GET IT?
612
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:07,520
YOU TOLD ME
I WASN'T GOING TO GET IT.
613
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,890
NO, I SAID "IF YOU DON'T,"
614
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,759
BUT THAT WAS
A POTENTIAL OUTCOME.
615
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:15,194
I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT
IT HAPPENED THAT WAY.
616
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,029
WELL... [SIGHING]
617
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,565
I DIDN'T GET IT,
618
00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:21,300
AND I'M PROBABLY NEVER
GOING TO GET THE PART,
619
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:23,903
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO.
620
00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:26,305
NOTHING'S WORKING OUT
AS IT SHOULD.
621
00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:27,807
I HAD TWO OPTIONS.
622
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,542
ONE WAS TO STAY IN KERN
WITH BARRY,
623
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,877
AND THE OTHER WAS TO GO
TO NEW YORK CITY,
624
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,479
AND BOTH OF THOSE
ARE COMPLETELY A BUST.
625
00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:35,682
SO YOU THINK LEAVING
WAS THE WRONG CHOICE?
626
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,284
I WOULD SAY SO.
627
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,821
HERE.
628
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,458
WHAT IS THIS?
629
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:46,826
IT'S A KEY...
630
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,828
MAYBE TO THE ANSWERS
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
631
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:51,063
I WANT YOU
TO HAVE IT.
632
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,465
WHY?
633
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:53,766
BECAUSE THAT
WAS YOUR WISH--
634
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,668
ANSWERS.
635
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:58,037
NOW, WHAT WOULD
YOU LIKE TO KNOW?
636
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,942
WHAT MY LIFE WOULD BE LIKE
IF I NEVER LEFT FOR NEW YORK?
637
00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:05,612
[CHUCKLING]
WELL, THEN, OKAY.
638
00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:07,614
ASK YOURSELF...
639
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:11,117
AND MAYBE
YOU'LL HAVE THE ANSWER.
640
00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:14,153
-GOOD NIGHT.
-GOOD NIGHT.
641
00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,356
[**]
642
00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,666
SO, WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
643
00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:29,301
JUST ONE MORE LITTLE
CHRISTMAS WISH TO MAKE.
644
00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:31,470
WELL, SANTA'S ALWAYS GOOD
FOR GRANTING A WISH OR TWO.
645
00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,706
HOPE SO.
646
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:36,375
COME ON,
I'LL WALK YOU HOME.
647
00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:40,346
[**]
648
00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:47,554
[BETH SIGHS]
649
00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:49,722
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
650
00:24:49,756 --> 00:24:52,859
OH, MY MOM IS SUPER-BUSY
AT THE BAKERY THIS TIME OF YEAR,
651
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,460
SO HER ASSISTANT'S THERE.
652
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,495
SHE'S HERE USING THE OVEN.
50 ORDERS OF GINGERBREAD.
653
00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:58,865
GINGERBREAD IS VERY POPULAR
THIS TIME OF YEAR.
654
00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:00,700
50 COOKIES?
655
00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,168
UH, NO, 50 ORDERS,
A DOZEN EACH.
656
00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:03,970
WANT ONE?
657
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,705
I DON'T WANT TO EAT ALL YOUR
PROFITS, BUT YEAH, I DO, BADLY.
658
00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,439
MOM, I'M BACK!
659
00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:10,309
DEAN HUBERT!
660
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,679
DID YOU COME HERE
TO HELP US BAKE?
661
00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:14,814
I... DON'T KNOW.
662
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:17,850
DID I? BETH LURED ME IN
WITH THE PROMISE OF GINGERBREAD.
663
00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:19,752
OH, THEN I TAUGHT HER RIGHT.
664
00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:21,921
OKAY, YOU TWO.
665
00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:24,056
INTO THE KITCHEN,
PUT ON AN APRON.
666
00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,525
I AM EXHAUSTED.
667
00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,995
I'M GOING UPSTAIRS
TO HAVE A HOT BUBBLE BATH
668
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,697
AND RECHARGE.
669
00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:31,898
HUH.
670
00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:33,332
WHAT'S THIS?
671
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,901
OH, IT'S A WELCOME HOME GIFT
FROM A FRIEND.
672
00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:36,202
CUTE.
673
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,037
CHOP-CHOP. NO SNACKING.
674
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,239
[**]
675
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,275
-[DEAN CHUCKLES]
-SORRY.
676
00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:47,479
[**]
677
00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:54,386
[BETH, LAUGHING] OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
678
00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:57,556
THIS ONE'S NEVER GOING
TO PASS QUALITY CONTROL.
679
00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,558
LET ME SEE.
680
00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:01,093
HMM.
681
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,529
YEAH. MM.
682
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,598
THAT'S BAD.
683
00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:07,566
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD JUST
GIVE ME ALL THE TERRIBLE ONES
684
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,968
AND I'LL DISPOSE
OF THEM PROPERLY.
685
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,737
STOP.
686
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:14,040
RIGHT, SO HOW MANY
HAVE WE DONE? 86?
687
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:14,941
NO.
688
00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,142
56?
689
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,810
MM-MM.
690
00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:19,912
I COULD'VE SWORN WE WERE
IN THE TRIPLE DIGITS.
691
00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:21,480
UH, NOT EVEN CLOSE.
692
00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:23,983
WELL, ACTUALLY--
NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
693
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,785
[LAUGHING] SORRY.
694
00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:28,054
I HOPE SHE'S ENJOYING
HER RELAXING BUBBLE BATH
695
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,089
WHILE WE'RE DOWN HERE
SLAVING AWAY.
696
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:32,424
[LOUDLY] I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING
YOUR BUBBLE BATH!
697
00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:34,126
[MOM]: WHY,
YES, I AM!
698
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,327
[DEAN LAUGHS]
699
00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:38,631
YOU BAKER LADIES
SURE ARE SOMETHING.
700
00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:39,799
[LAUGHING]
701
00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:41,901
IT'S NICE TO SEE
YOU SMILING, BETH.
702
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,836
YEAH, TONIGHT'S
BEEN A LOT OF FUN.
703
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,237
I MEAN,
DON'T GET ME WRONG,
704
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,406
I AM STILL BUMMED
ABOUT THE MAMET PLAY,
705
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,341
BUT I AM
JUST SO TIRED
706
00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,778
OF FIGHTING
AGAINST MY LIFE.
707
00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:53,112
WHAT ARE YOU
FIGHTING AGAINST?
708
00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:55,581
WHAT IS, AND WHAT
I THINK SHOULD BE.
709
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,950
THOSE TWO THINGS
ARE IN DISAGREEMENT.
710
00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,119
BUT... I'M LETTING IT GO.
711
00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:01,520
I LOVE CHRISTMAS,
712
00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,122
IT'S MY FAVORITE
TIME OF YEAR,
713
00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:04,857
AND I'M HERE,
I'M HOME...
714
00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:06,458
I FEEL LIKE
MYSELF AGAIN.
715
00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:08,627
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAY.
716
00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:10,963
I'M NOT SAYING THAT
YOU SHOULD GIVE UP
717
00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:11,998
ON YOUR DREAMS, BETH.
718
00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:14,466
I'M JUST SAYING
THAT, YOU KNOW,
719
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:17,103
LIFE SHOULDN'T BE A STRUGGLE,
AND MAYBE IT WOULDN'T BE,
720
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:20,039
IF YOU WERE YOU,
ALL OF THE TIME.
721
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,712
[**]
722
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,654
MOM! WAKE UP!
723
00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:39,458
MOMMY, SINCE DADDY LEFT EARLY,
I MADE MY OWN BREAKFAST.
724
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,493
YOU MADE
YOUR OWN BREAKFAST?
725
00:27:41,527 --> 00:27:43,796
DO I EVEN WANT TO KNOW
WHAT THE KITCHEN LOOKS LIKE?
726
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,965
THAT'S OKAY.
ONLY SPILLED TWICE!
727
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,666
YOU ONLY SPILLED TWICE?
728
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:48,868
TWICE!
729
00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:49,902
MOMMY!
730
00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:51,537
KEVIN SPILLED.
731
00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:53,172
OH, KEVIN SPILLED?
732
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:54,807
WELL, I THINK
YOU SHOULD COME HERE,
733
00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:56,675
AND YOU SHOULD
HELP ME CLEAN IT UP.
734
00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:58,510
BUT IT WASN'T ME.
IT WAS KEVEY.
735
00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:00,012
IT WAS KEVEY?
736
00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:01,714
WELL, I THINK YOU SHOULD
BE A GOOD BIG BROTHER
737
00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:04,483
AND YOU SHOULD BE A HELPER,
AND YOU SHOULD BE A HELPER...
738
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,185
AND YOU SHOULD BE A HELPER!
739
00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:09,856
AND YOU SHOULD HELP ME...
TICKLE YOU!
740
00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,523
TICKLE MONSTER!
TICKLE MONSTER!
741
00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:12,658
[BOYS GIGGLING]
742
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,862
[**]
743
00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:17,696
I HAVE TWINS?
744
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,099
[SIGHS]
745
00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:21,734
I'M SORRY, EXCUSE ME.
746
00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:23,169
JUST-- JUST--
IT'LL BE ONE MINUTE.
747
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,503
I'M SO SORRY.
748
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,838
OH, I'M SORRY, KIDS--
749
00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:28,340
IMPORTANT NORTH POLE BUSINESS
TO DISCUSS.
750
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,742
[KIDS GROAN]
751
00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:30,743
NOW, WHO WANTS CANDY CANES
WHILE YOU WAIT?
752
00:28:30,777 --> 00:28:32,845
-ME! ME!
-I DO!
753
00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:34,280
WHAT IS THAT KEY
YOU GAVE ME?
754
00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:36,115
DID YOU GET SOME ANSWERS?
755
00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:37,449
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW!
756
00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:39,585
I HAD THIS DREAM,
AND IT WAS SO VIVID.
757
00:28:39,618 --> 00:28:40,787
I'M A MOM.
758
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,054
OR I WILL BE.
759
00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:43,722
OR I WOULD'VE BEEN
HAD I'D STAYED.
760
00:28:43,756 --> 00:28:44,957
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT IT WAS SO SWEET.
761
00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:45,892
IS THAT WHAT
WOULD'VE HAPPENED
762
00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,293
IF I'D STAYED IN KERN?
763
00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:49,896
I'D BE MARRIED TO BARRY
WITH TWO ADORABLE SONS?
764
00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:51,798
I DON'T HAVE
THE ANSWERS, BETH.
765
00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:54,433
YOU KIND OF ACT
LIKE YOU DO, SANTA.
766
00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,068
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
767
00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:58,070
I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS?
768
00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:02,775
WELL, ALL I'M GETTING
IS A LOT OF QUESTIONS.
769
00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:04,410
[CHUCKLING MIRTHFULLY]
770
00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:13,585
[**]
771
00:29:13,619 --> 00:29:15,287
HI.
772
00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:16,488
-HEY!
-[LAUGHS] YOU'RE THIRSTY.
773
00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:17,957
TOO MUCH GINGERBREAD
LAST NIGHT?
774
00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:20,459
YEAH. NO, I'M GETTING
SOME COFFEE AND DONUTS
775
00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:22,261
FOR THE BOYS--
KEEPS MORALE UP.
776
00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:24,296
WE HAVEN'T BEEN OUT ON A CALL
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
777
00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:25,664
-WANT SOME HELP?
-PLEASE.
778
00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:26,999
THAT'S ONE OF
THE DRAWBACKS OF LIVING
779
00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:30,036
IN A RIDICULOUSLY
SAFE TOWN.
780
00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:34,140
DO YOU REMEMBER
781
00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:36,809
WHEN BARRY AND YOU
STOLE THE WIXLEYVILLE MASCOT?
782
00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:37,776
[LAUGHS]
783
00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:39,278
THE SHERIFF TOLD US
784
00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,247
THAT WE WERE GOING TO JAIL
FOR STEALING A RACCOON.
785
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,015
I MEAN, I'M LAUGHING NOW,
786
00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:44,851
BUT I WAS BAWLING MY EYES OUT
THEN.
787
00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:46,853
I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THAT
I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO VISIT
788
00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:48,654
MY 15-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND
IN PRISON.
789
00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:51,123
WIXLEYVILLE...
YOU KNOW,
790
00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:52,992
THAT'S WHERE MELINDA
LIVES THESE DAYS, ACTUALLY.
791
00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:54,626
DO YOU MISS HER?
792
00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:57,864
UH... I MISS WHO
I THOUGHT SHE WAS,
793
00:29:57,897 --> 00:29:59,331
BUT NOT WHO SHE BECAME.
794
00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:01,600
SHE SAID THAT
SHE WANTED THIS LIFE,
795
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:02,935
WITH ME, HERE, BUT...
796
00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:05,771
TIME CHANGES PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW?
797
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,607
I DO KNOW.
798
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,842
THAT WAS FUN
LAST NIGHT.
799
00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,844
LIKE OLD TIMES.
GANG BACK TOGETHER.
800
00:30:11,878 --> 00:30:13,345
AH, THE GANG HAS TAKEN ON
801
00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:15,147
A VERY DIFFERENT FORM
THESE DAYS.
802
00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:16,815
THAT'S NOT
A BAD THING, BETH.
803
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:19,118
CHANGE IS GOOD.
PEOPLE EVOLVE.
804
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,387
YOU CAN EITHER FIGHT IT,
OR YOU CAN GO WITH IT.
805
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:22,688
I THINK THAT'S
THE BIGGEST THING
806
00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:24,523
THAT I'VE LEARNED
FROM MY DIVORCE.
807
00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:25,824
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
808
00:30:25,858 --> 00:30:27,159
THAT'S ACTUALLY BEEN
MY MOTTO THIS WEEK.
809
00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:28,160
"GO WITH IT."
810
00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:29,528
YOU WERE RIGHT,
YOU KNOW,
811
00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:31,297
WHAT YOU WERE
SAYING LAST NIGHT.
812
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,032
SO YOU'RE THINKING
OF STAYING?
813
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:34,666
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
814
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:37,636
I'M JUST TRYING
NOT TO THINK SO MUCH.
815
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,239
GOOD.
816
00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:41,874
BECAUSE...
817
00:30:41,908 --> 00:30:43,475
THERE'S BEEN SOMETHING
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU,
818
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:46,512
AND I'M NOT SURE HOW
YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL ABOUT IT,
819
00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,580
BUT IF YOU'RE NOT THINKING,
THEN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SAY NO.
820
00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:51,984
I HAVE BEEN PUT IN CHARGE
OF THE CHILDREN'S PERFORMANCE
821
00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:53,685
AT THE HOLIDAY FESTIVAL,
822
00:30:53,719 --> 00:30:55,187
SINCE THEY CAN'T SEEM TO FIND
A PART-TIME DRAMA TEACHER.
823
00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:58,190
I KNOW!
ME, OF ALL PEOPLE.
824
00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,658
I'M A DISASTER.
825
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,027
YOU WANT TO HELP ME OUT?
826
00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:03,029
AND BY "HELP ME OUT,"
I MEAN...
827
00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:04,496
COMPLETELY TAKE OVER,
828
00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:05,998
AND I'LL JUST SHUT UP
AND DO WHATEVER YOU SAY.
829
00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:09,035
WELL, I'M SURE
YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE DISASTER.
830
00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:11,703
I WOULD LOVE TO HELP.
831
00:31:11,737 --> 00:31:13,339
HA! I FIGURE,
YOU AND ME TOGETHER,
832
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:14,573
WE'D DO ALL RIGHT.
833
00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:15,874
I MEAN, LAST NIGHT,
WE ACCOMPLISHED
834
00:31:15,908 --> 00:31:18,577
THE TASK OF MAKING
468 GINGERBREAD COOKIES.
835
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,346
WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE!
836
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,548
RIGHT. COUNT ME IN.
837
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:25,684
SO THERE'S A FESTIVAL MEETING
TONIGHT AT 7:00,
838
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:26,919
BARRY AND EILEEN'S HOUSE.
839
00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:28,787
-7:00.
-IT'S A DATE.
840
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,889
WELL, NOT A DATE-DATE.
841
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:32,891
YOU KNOW,
IT'S A MEETING DATE.
842
00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:35,561
JUST TODAY... A MEETING.
843
00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:37,930
TONIGHT.
844
00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:40,699
I WILL
SEE YOU THERE.
845
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,368
-HEY, BETH?
-YEAH?
846
00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:44,770
DON'T BE SO HARD
ON YOURSELF.
847
00:31:44,803 --> 00:31:47,573
YOU'RE NOT
A DIME A DOZEN.
848
00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:50,309
[**]
849
00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:56,848
[**]
850
00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:10,629
[MAN]: SHIRLEY?
851
00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:12,898
PRINCIPAL HYDE.
852
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,266
GOOD EVENING.
853
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,901
BOY, BETH,
WE COULD SURE USE
854
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,136
SOMEONE LIKE YOU
AROUND HERE.
855
00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:18,604
DO YOU KNOW
HOW HARD IT IS
856
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:19,605
TO FIND SOMEONE
857
00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:20,806
WHO KNOWS THE DRAMA GAME
858
00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:22,408
AND IS WILLING
TO WORK PART-TIME?
859
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,809
I IMAGINE YOU HAVE
QUITE THE SEARCH ON YOUR HANDS.
860
00:32:23,842 --> 00:32:26,278
IF BETH EVER DECIDES
TO STAY IN KERN...
861
00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:29,448
LOOK AT THAT, BETH,
A JOB OFFER.
862
00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:30,849
OH, HAROLD,
863
00:32:30,882 --> 00:32:32,851
THAT'S SO SWEET
OF YOU.
864
00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:35,187
YOU SHOULD CONSIDER THAT, BETH.
865
00:32:35,221 --> 00:32:37,489
JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES
AND THEN WE'LL GET STARTED.
866
00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:39,425
OH, EILEEN, LET ME
HELP YOU IN THE KITCHEN.
867
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,459
EXCUSE ME.
868
00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:44,063
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
869
00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:47,633
HEY, SWEETHEART!
870
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:48,634
HI!
871
00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:49,535
OH, ARE YOU
GOING TO BED?
872
00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,137
THERE SHE IS.
873
00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:52,604
[TAYLOR]:
WANNA SAY NIGHT-NIGHT.
874
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:53,872
[EILEEN]: YOU WANNA SAY
NIGHT-NIGHT TO DADDY?
875
00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:54,940
NIGHT-NIGHT, DADDY!
876
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,808
I'LL GO TUCK HER IN.
MM-MWAH.
877
00:32:56,842 --> 00:32:57,976
NIGHT, SWEETIE!
878
00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:02,381
WELL, I GUESS YOU DON'T NEED
ANY HELP IN THE KITCHEN.
879
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:05,751
[**]
880
00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:13,825
SO ALL OF THE DECORATIONS
881
00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:15,727
ARE GOING TO BE DELIVERED
ON WEDNESDAY,
882
00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:18,564
WHICH MEANS WE ARE ALL GOING TO
HAVE TO HIT THE GROUND RUNNING.
883
00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:20,699
WE ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK LEFT
UNTIL CHRISTMAS
884
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:22,568
AND THE CLOCK
IS SERIOUSLY TICKING.
885
00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:25,904
NOW, AS FOR THE ACTUAL THEME
IN THE TOWN HALL,
886
00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:28,874
I HAVE SOME PLANS RIGHT HERE
THAT I'M GOING TO PASS OUT.
887
00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:30,342
HERE YOU GO.
888
00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:33,645
THIS ISN'T EVEN
OUR DOMAIN.
889
00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:35,181
THIS IS ALL
ABOUT DECORATING,
890
00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,582
AND I AM STARVING.
891
00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:37,849
YOU WANT TO
SNEAK OUT OF HERE
892
00:33:37,883 --> 00:33:39,185
AND GET
A "CORNER DINER" BURGER?
893
00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:40,719
[GASPS] MORE
THAN ANYTHING. YES!
894
00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:42,854
OKAY, LET'S GO.
895
00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:45,691
[INDISTINCT CHATTER
AND LAUGHTER]
896
00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:49,261
[**]
897
00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:54,200
WHEN THINGS WENT
REALLY BAD WITH MELINDA,
898
00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:56,268
AND ALL THE OTHER GUYS
WERE ASLEEP,
899
00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:58,837
I WOULD
COME DOWN HERE AND...
900
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:01,840
JUST ALWAYS FOUND
CLARITY HERE.
901
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:05,877
FIGURED EVERYTHING OUT
RIGHT HERE ON THIS BENCH.
902
00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:08,947
MM. IS THAT WHY
YOU NEVER LEFT KERN?
903
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,882
NEVER HAD TO LEAVE.
904
00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:12,251
MY LIFE IS HERE.
905
00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:14,820
MY JOB. MY FAMILY.
906
00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:19,225
THIS IS WHERE I'M HAPPY.
907
00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:20,759
SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
908
00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:24,630
I MEAN, WHY DID YOU LEAVE?
THE REAL REASON.
909
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,104
I WANTED TO BE GREAT.
910
00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:35,441
AND YOU CAN'T
BE GREAT HERE?
911
00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:40,979
I HAD ALREADY SET KERN ON FIRE,
SO TO SPEAK.
912
00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:42,448
MM-HMM.
913
00:34:42,481 --> 00:34:45,384
I WANTED
TO SET THE REST OF THE WORLD
914
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:46,718
ON FIRE.
915
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:47,919
THE PROBLEM IS,
916
00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:51,490
YOU HAVE TO BE
INVITED TO ACT,
917
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:53,592
AND THE INVITATIONS
JUST AREN'T COMING.
918
00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:55,594
AND THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
YOU CAN BE GREAT?
919
00:34:55,627 --> 00:34:57,829
EVERYONE SEEMS
SO CONTENT, AND I'M--
920
00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:59,298
WELL, YOU HAVE TO
LOVE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
921
00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:01,633
THAT'S WHY WE'RE CONTENT.
922
00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:04,336
SO MANY PEOPLE
WALK THROUGH THEIR LIVES
923
00:35:04,370 --> 00:35:07,273
WITHOUT EVER KNOWING
WHAT THEY'RE PASSIONATE ABOUT.
924
00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:10,209
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP
ON YOUR DREAM, BETH.
925
00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,012
I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
926
00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:15,814
HOW MUCH MORE FIGHT
I HAVE IN ME.
927
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:19,318
YOU ALWAYS
HAVE MORE FIGHT.
928
00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:20,786
YOU JUST HAVE TO
FIGURE OUT
929
00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:23,855
IF THE PAYOFF
IS WORTH THE EFFORT.
930
00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,325
I MISSED CORNER DINER.
931
00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:29,528
I THINK MY THIGHS
WOULDN'T HAVE HANDLED IT
932
00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:31,129
IF I'D STAYED.
933
00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:33,199
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
934
00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,336
WHAT IF
YOU'D STAYED?
935
00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:40,339
YOU KNOW, WHAT IF
YOU NEVER WENT TO NEW YORK?
936
00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:42,474
DO YOU THINK
YOU'D BE SITTING HERE
937
00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:44,443
ON THE BENCH WITH ME,
HAVING FRIES?
938
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,044
PROBABLY NOT.
939
00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:47,846
YOU'D PROBABLY
BE MARRIED TO BARRY.
940
00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:49,981
HMM. MAYBE.
941
00:35:50,015 --> 00:35:51,350
MM.
942
00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:52,684
[CHUCKLES]
943
00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,453
YOU KNOW,
I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST.
944
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,955
I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT YOU GUYS
WERE RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER.
945
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,056
REALLY?
946
00:35:58,089 --> 00:36:00,192
YEAH.
947
00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:01,660
THAT PROBABLY HAD TO DO
948
00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:04,162
WITH SOME UNREQUITED
SCHOOLBOY CRUSH, BUT...
949
00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:06,432
ON ME?
950
00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,335
BUT YOU WERE ALWAYS
WITH MELINDA.
951
00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:11,403
NO. BEFORE MELINDA.
952
00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:16,041
[LAUGHS] BUT THAT WAS
A LONG, LONG TIME AGO.
953
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,513
YEAH.
954
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,850
I'M A VERY DIFFERENT
PERSON NOW.
955
00:36:27,453 --> 00:36:28,920
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
956
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,891
YOU'RE STILL
KIND TO OTHERS.
957
00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:35,627
AND YOU GIVE YOUR TIME
TO PEOPLE.
958
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:39,365
YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAD AT BARRY
FOR CHANGING HIS MIND
959
00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:41,633
AT THE LAST MINUTE.
960
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:46,405
YOU THINK THAT YOU NEED TO FIND
SOME BIG, FANCY CAREER
961
00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:49,675
TO HAVE GREATNESS, BUT...
962
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,411
GREATNESS COMES
IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES.
963
00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,181
[SIGHS] I JUST...
964
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,717
I WISH YOU COULD SEE YOURSELF
THE WAY I SEE YOU.
965
00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,953
[CHOKES UP] I DO TOO.
966
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,623
AND NOW I HAVE UPSET YOU.
967
00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:06,725
[SIGHS] THAT WAS
NOT MY INTENTION.
968
00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:08,827
I'M SORRY.
969
00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:12,798
WHY DON'T I TAKE YOU HOME?
970
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:17,436
[**]
971
00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:28,246
[KIDS]:
* IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH
972
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,448
* HEY!
973
00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:30,916
SO GOOD, YOU GUYS!
974
00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:32,618
YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT
FOR THE FESTIVAL.
975
00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:33,985
OKAY,
TIME TO PACK UP YOUR STUFF,
976
00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:35,053
GO TO YOUR HOMEROOMS.
977
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,122
[BUSTLING]
978
00:37:38,424 --> 00:37:40,726
BYE.
979
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,994
BETH, IT'S TIME
FOR CAREER DAY
980
00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:44,796
IN MRS. BEESLEY'S CLASS.
981
00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:46,097
YOUR HUSBAND
IS ON HIS WAY.
982
00:37:46,131 --> 00:37:47,299
I THOUGHT
YOU'D WANT TO KNOW,
983
00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:48,834
SO YOU COULD SEE HIM
WITH THE KIDS.
984
00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:49,935
THANK YOU,
PRINCIPAL HYDE.
985
00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:50,969
I'LL HEAD OVER THERE
RIGHT NOW.
986
00:37:54,039 --> 00:37:56,375
[**]
987
00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:08,520
[GRUNTS]
988
00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:10,255
[SIGHS]
989
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,792
I ALWAYS WAKE UP
AT THE WORST TIME.
990
00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:15,527
[SIGHS]
991
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:22,701
[DEAN]:
SORRY I'M LATE.
992
00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:23,702
HI.
993
00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,704
THANK YOU
FOR DOING THIS.
994
00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:27,272
[QUIETLY]
ARE WE OKAY?
995
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:30,008
I WAS GOING TO CALL YOU
THIS MORNING.
996
00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:32,678
I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN
TO UPSET YOU LAST NIGHT.
997
00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,112
NO! NO, WE'RE FINE.
998
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,647
YEAH?
999
00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:36,682
YEAH, I KNOW YOU WERE
JUST TRYING TO LIFT ME UP.
1000
00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:37,983
I APPRECIATE IT...
1001
00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,351
MORE THAN YOU KNOW.
1002
00:38:39,385 --> 00:38:41,753
'CAUSE I DON'T EVER
WANT TO SEE YOU SAD.
1003
00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:47,125
WELL, LET'S, UH, GET
SOME CHRISTMAS GOING IN HERE.
1004
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,694
[DEAN, CHUCKLING] OKAY.
1005
00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:50,195
OKAY, EVERYONE!
1006
00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:53,399
AS YOU CAN SEE,
I ROUNDED US UP A LITTLE HELP.
1007
00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:56,201
MISS BETH BAKER
OF NEW YORK CITY
1008
00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:58,069
IS GOING TO BE
THE NEW DIRECTOR,
1009
00:38:58,103 --> 00:39:00,138
AND I WILL BE CO-DIRECTOR.
1010
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,373
DOES THAT MAKE THIS ANY--
1011
00:39:01,407 --> 00:39:03,341
A BIT MORE APPEALING
TO ANY OF YOU?
1012
00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:05,343
-[UNENTHUSED MUMBLING]
-NO?
1013
00:39:05,377 --> 00:39:06,578
WELL, I HAVE
1014
00:39:06,612 --> 00:39:09,581
A CHOCOLATE SANTA
FOR EACH OF YOU...
1015
00:39:09,615 --> 00:39:11,683
AFTER WE FINISH
THE SONG, OKAY?
1016
00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:14,553
SO LET'S START
WITH SOME SCALES.
1017
00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:15,921
[PLAYS THE SCALES]
1018
00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:18,189
[KIDS]:
* LA-LA-LA, LA-LA
1019
00:39:18,223 --> 00:39:20,358
THAT'S GOOD!
IT'S A START.
1020
00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:22,894
[PLAYS NEXT SCALE]
1021
00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:25,363
[KIDS]:
* LA-LA-LA, LA-LA
1022
00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:26,698
VERY NICE!
1023
00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:29,100
WE CAN'T BRIBE THEM
EVERY DAY
1024
00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:30,736
WITH DELICIOUS
TREATS AND CANDIES.
1025
00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,771
WE JUST HAVEN'T
EARNED THEIR TRUST YET.
1026
00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:34,506
WE WILL. THEY'RE GOING
TO LOVE IT, AND SOON.
1027
00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:36,074
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
1028
00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:37,876
BECAUSE I WAS THEM,
ONCE UPON A TIME.
1029
00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:40,245
WE HAVE TO INFUSE THEM
WITH CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
1030
00:39:40,278 --> 00:39:42,514
AND THE LOVE
OF THEATRE.
1031
00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:44,082
HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE
THAT WE DO THAT?
1032
00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:46,718
WE PUT ON A SHOW.
1033
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:50,288
MM-HMM.
1034
00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:51,923
[**]
1035
00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:53,291
AND THEN,
1036
00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:54,926
THE ELVES...
1037
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,629
BRING ALL THE GIFTS
TO FILL SANTA'S SLEIGH--
1038
00:39:57,663 --> 00:39:58,797
WHICH WILL GO RIGHT HERE,
1039
00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:01,733
AS SOON
AS IT'S DONE BEING BUILT.
1040
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:04,369
HOLD IT! THIS ONE'S A--
THIS ONE'S A TRAIN!
1041
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,303
[KIDS CHEERING]: YEAH!
1042
00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:07,906
AND THIS ONE'S
A DOLL!
1043
00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:09,407
[ALL GIGGLING]
1044
00:40:09,441 --> 00:40:11,877
AND AS SNOW FELL
ON CHRISTMAS EVE,
1045
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:14,245
THE BIG GUY HIMSELF,
SANTA CLAUS,
1046
00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:15,814
COMES TO BRING PRESENTS
1047
00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:18,416
TO ALL THE CHILDREN
OF THE WORLD.
1048
00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:21,753
[DEAN]: I FORGOT MY LINE.
WHAT DOES SANTA SAY?
1049
00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:23,555
[KIDS]: "HO, HO, HO!"
1050
00:40:23,589 --> 00:40:25,290
THAT'S RIGHT!
1051
00:40:25,323 --> 00:40:27,158
HO! HO! HO!
1052
00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:28,894
THIS IS YOUR PART, NOAH.
1053
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:32,664
MRS. CLAUS,
IS MY SLEIGH READY FOR FLIGHT?
1054
00:40:32,698 --> 00:40:34,099
IT IS, DEAR!
1055
00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:35,501
AND THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD
ARE WAITING.
1056
00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:37,168
THEN I SHALL GO!
1057
00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:38,904
AND DELIVER PRESENTS
1058
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:42,841
TO ALL THE WONDERFUL LITTLE BOYS
AND LITTLE GIRLS
1059
00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:44,743
THROUGHOUT
THIS BEAUTIFUL LAND!
1060
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:47,278
AND REMEMBER, CHILDREN...
1061
00:40:47,312 --> 00:40:49,414
[KIDS]:
DON'T BE NAUGHTY!
1062
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,283
EXACTLY! HO, HO, HO!
1063
00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:55,453
[ALL CHEERING]
1064
00:40:58,223 --> 00:40:59,858
[ALL LAUGHING]
1065
00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:01,426
IT WAS ALL YOU.
1066
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,794
NO, YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT WON THEM OVER.
1067
00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:04,262
YEAH, BUT
IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
1068
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,664
LET'S BE HONEST,
YOU GUYS...
1069
00:41:05,697 --> 00:41:07,165
IT WAS ALL ME.
1070
00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:08,767
I KILLED AS THAT ELF.
1071
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,968
[LAUGHS]
1072
00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,202
YOU KNOW,
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
1073
00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:13,004
IT FELT SO GOOD
TO BE BACK ONSTAGE.
1074
00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:15,707
I CAN'T WAIT FOR TAYLOR TO BE
OLD ENOUGH TO BE IN THE PAGEANT.
1075
00:41:15,741 --> 00:41:16,975
JUST A FEW MORE YEARS.
1076
00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:19,044
IT'S TOO BAD YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO BE HERE
1077
00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:20,378
WHEN IT'S HER TURN.
1078
00:41:20,411 --> 00:41:21,713
WELL, THIS YEAR
IS GOING TO BE A SUCCESS.
1079
00:41:21,747 --> 00:41:23,381
I KNEW WE'D BE A GOOD TEAM.
1080
00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:24,816
OH, DID YOU, NOW?
1081
00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:26,117
YEAH, WE GOT
A FULL 15 MINUTES
1082
00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,986
OF ACTUAL
REHEARSAL TODAY.
1083
00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,220
THAT'S MORE THAN I'VE HAD
THE ENTIRE WEEK
1084
00:41:29,254 --> 00:41:30,355
BEFORE YOU CAME ONBOARD.
1085
00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:32,023
WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM!
1086
00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:34,225
UM, I'M GOING TO CALL HOME
AND CHECK ON TAYLOR.
1087
00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:35,493
I'LL COME WITH YOU.
1088
00:41:35,527 --> 00:41:37,262
OKAY.
1089
00:41:42,534 --> 00:41:44,135
SO, QUESTION FOR YOU.
1090
00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:46,237
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TOMORROW NIGHT?
1091
00:41:46,271 --> 00:41:48,740
HANGING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
IN THE FOYER
1092
00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:49,708
WITH MY MOM.
1093
00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:51,309
THAT IS SO FUNNY,
1094
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,544
BECAUSE I WAS
GOING TO ASK YOU
1095
00:41:52,578 --> 00:41:53,745
IF YOU WANTED
TO HANG LIGHTS
1096
00:41:53,779 --> 00:41:55,513
WITH ME AND YOUR MOM
TOMORROW NIGHT.
1097
00:41:55,547 --> 00:41:58,016
WHAT A STRANGE,
WEIRD COINCIDENCE.
1098
00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:00,218
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
1099
00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:02,220
YEAH, WE COULD
USE THE MANPOWER.
1100
00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:03,855
WHY DON'T YOU
COME OVER ABOUT 6:00?
1101
00:42:03,889 --> 00:42:05,724
I'LL MAKE SOME FOOD.
1102
00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:07,893
MM. PERFECT.
I LOVE FOOD.
1103
00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:09,861
[LAUGHING]
1104
00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:14,933
[**]
1105
00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:19,204
ALL RIGHT, I'M READY
FOR ANOTHER STRING OF LIGHTS.
1106
00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:21,072
REALLY, MOM?
1107
00:42:21,106 --> 00:42:24,075
WELL, IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE I HAD SOMEONE
1108
00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:25,777
TO HELP ME HANG THEM
IN HERE.
1109
00:42:25,811 --> 00:42:27,445
THIS WAS DADDY'S JOB.
1110
00:42:27,478 --> 00:42:29,581
HE'S BEEN GONE
A LONG TIME.
1111
00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:31,216
SO, THANK YOU, DEAN.
1112
00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:33,551
IT IS MY PLEASURE.
1113
00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:35,520
OH, DO YOU
REMEMBER THAT TIME
1114
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:38,023
WHEN DADDY WAS HANGING
THE LIGHTS OUTSIDE,
1115
00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:40,125
AND HE SLID
DOWN THE ROOF?
1116
00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:43,962
[BETH, LAUGHING] HE SLID
RIGHT INTO THE SNOWBANK!
1117
00:42:43,995 --> 00:42:45,296
I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH,
1118
00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:46,898
I-- I WAS ONLY EIGHT
WHEN HE DIED,
1119
00:42:46,932 --> 00:42:48,033
BUT I DO REMEMBER THAT.
1120
00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:50,435
YOU KNOW, I THINK
MY FAVORITE
1121
00:42:50,468 --> 00:42:52,403
CHRISTMASTIME MEMORY
WITH HIM
1122
00:42:52,437 --> 00:42:53,872
WAS,
AFTER EVERY CHRISTMAS DINNER,
1123
00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,607
HE WOULD TAKE ME
ICE SKATING--
1124
00:42:55,641 --> 00:42:57,609
[IN UNISON]
...AT RINKORAMA.
1125
00:42:57,643 --> 00:42:59,611
AND THEY WERE OPEN
PAST MIDNIGHT,
1126
00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:01,913
SO I FELT SO GROWN-UP.
1127
00:43:01,947 --> 00:43:04,215
BUT EVERY YEAR,
HE WOULD CARRY YOU HOME,
1128
00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:07,653
FAST ASLEEP,
INTO THE HOUSE BY 11:00.
1129
00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:11,990
I LOVED THOSE TIMES.
1130
00:43:12,023 --> 00:43:14,292
ME TOO, SWEETHEART.
1131
00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,594
AND NOW
WE'RE MAKING NEW MEMORIES.
1132
00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:19,497
YES. YES, WE ARE.
1133
00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:21,266
LISTEN, I PROMISE,
1134
00:43:21,299 --> 00:43:22,567
YOU HAVE SOME GOOD FOOD
COMING TO YOU
1135
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,835
AS REWARD FOR ALL THIS.
1136
00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:26,838
NO REWARD IS NECESSARY.
1137
00:43:26,872 --> 00:43:29,140
WHAT KIND OF FOOD
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?
1138
00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:32,844
THANK YOU
FOR TONIGHT.
1139
00:43:32,878 --> 00:43:36,347
IT MEANT A LOT TO MY MOM
AND TO ME.
1140
00:43:36,381 --> 00:43:38,416
IT WAS
MY PLEASURE.
1141
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:40,518
BUT THE NIGHT'S
NOT OVER.
1142
00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:41,853
IT'S NOT?
1143
00:43:41,887 --> 00:43:43,288
THERE'S SOMETHING
I WANT TO SHOW YOU.
1144
00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:44,690
IT'S A SURPRISE.
1145
00:43:44,723 --> 00:43:46,658
OKAY...
1146
00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:50,528
[**]
1147
00:43:50,561 --> 00:43:52,764
[GIGGLES NERVOUSLY]
1148
00:43:52,798 --> 00:43:54,332
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
1149
00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:56,367
YOU'LL SEE.
WATCH YOUR STEP.
1150
00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:59,004
OKAY. [LAUGHS]
1151
00:43:59,037 --> 00:44:00,706
WHAT--
1152
00:44:00,739 --> 00:44:03,374
[SHOUTS]
OKAY, WE'RE READY!
1153
00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:05,343
[**]
1154
00:44:11,516 --> 00:44:12,884
[BETH GASPS]
1155
00:44:12,918 --> 00:44:14,886
RINKORAMA?
1156
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,387
RINKORAMA.
1157
00:44:16,421 --> 00:44:19,457
THIS IS THE IMPORTANT
PHONE CALL YOU HAD TO MAKE?
1158
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,326
THE OWNER
OWES ME A FAVOR.
1159
00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:22,560
I SAVED HIS CAT.
1160
00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:23,729
[LAUGHS]
1161
00:44:23,762 --> 00:44:24,830
COME ON.
1162
00:44:24,863 --> 00:44:27,365
LET'S GET YOU
SOME SKATES!
1163
00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:31,136
AHH, THIS BRINGS
IT ALL BACK!
1164
00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:33,238
I DIDN'T REALIZE
HOW MUCH I MISSED THIS!
1165
00:44:33,271 --> 00:44:34,339
YOU KNOW? ALL OF IT.
THANK YOU.
1166
00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:36,141
THIS IS THE MOST
INCREDIBLE THING
1167
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,675
ANYONE'S EVER
DONE FOR ME.
1168
00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:40,011
I JUST WANT TO DO
WHATEVER I CAN
1169
00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:41,346
TO MAKE YOU SMILE.
1170
00:44:41,379 --> 00:44:44,049
IT'S NOT THAT HARD
AROUND YOU.
1171
00:44:44,082 --> 00:44:46,651
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
1172
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:47,819
I'M GLAD.
1173
00:44:47,853 --> 00:44:50,021
YOU'RE GOOD PEOPLE,
DEAN HUBERT.
1174
00:44:50,055 --> 00:44:50,922
-[SHE GASPS]
-OH!
1175
00:44:50,956 --> 00:44:52,390
[BOTH LAUGH]
1176
00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:53,524
YOU GOT ME?
1177
00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:55,160
-YEAH.
-OKAY.
1178
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:57,395
[**]
1179
00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:01,532
WHAT?
1180
00:45:01,566 --> 00:45:04,669
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1181
00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,337
I'M NOT FOLLOWING.
1182
00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:07,739
[CHUCKLES]
1183
00:45:07,773 --> 00:45:09,340
MELINDA.
1184
00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:10,608
CASSWELL.
1185
00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:13,111
I-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND
1186
00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:16,014
WHY SHE COULDN'T SEE
WHAT SHE HAD WITH YOU.
1187
00:45:16,047 --> 00:45:17,548
I MEAN, GUYS LIKE YOU,
1188
00:45:17,582 --> 00:45:19,517
THEY DON'T COME AROUND
VERY OFTEN.
1189
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:21,119
EVIDENTLY THEY DO FOR MELINDA,
1190
00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:22,687
BECAUSE I HEARD
SHE HAS A THIRD HUSBAND NOW.
1191
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,956
[LAUGHS]
1192
00:45:24,990 --> 00:45:27,092
WELL, THAT'S HER LOSS.
1193
00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:28,459
BECAUSE I JUST--
1194
00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:31,029
I THINK THAT YOU'RE
THE MOST SELFLESS,
1195
00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:33,498
CARING PERSON
I'VE EVER MET.
1196
00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:38,469
WHERE'S ALL THIS
COMING FROM, BETH?
1197
00:45:38,503 --> 00:45:41,072
I DON'T KNOW... THIS.
1198
00:45:41,106 --> 00:45:45,076
TONIGHT. YOU.
1199
00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:47,312
YOU MAKE EVERYTHING
FEEL RIGHT.
1200
00:45:47,345 --> 00:45:48,646
WELL, IT'S NOT
REALLY ME.
1201
00:45:48,679 --> 00:45:51,749
IT'S RINKORAMA...
AND CHRISTMAS, THE ICE--
1202
00:45:51,783 --> 00:45:52,818
STOP. NO. IT'S YOU.
1203
00:45:52,851 --> 00:45:54,619
IT DOESN'T
MATTER WHAT WAS
1204
00:45:54,652 --> 00:45:57,588
OR WHAT MIGHT
HAVE BEEN.
1205
00:45:57,622 --> 00:45:59,958
THIS FEELS RIGHT.
1206
00:45:59,991 --> 00:46:02,560
YOU FEEL RIGHT.
1207
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,162
DEAN...
1208
00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:08,033
[**]
1209
00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:31,322
[GRUNTS]
1210
00:46:31,356 --> 00:46:33,624
[**]
1211
00:46:39,865 --> 00:46:42,000
NEXT, TO TALK ABOUT HIS CAREER,
1212
00:46:42,033 --> 00:46:43,935
IS THE HUSBAND
OF OUR VERY OWN
1213
00:46:43,969 --> 00:46:47,005
KERN PARK HIGH SCHOOL
DRAMA TEACHER.
1214
00:46:47,038 --> 00:46:50,008
[**]
1215
00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:00,485
[GASPS]
1216
00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:02,520
[LAUGHS]
1217
00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:03,989
DEAN.
1218
00:47:04,022 --> 00:47:05,891
[CAROLERS]:
* ...ANGELS SING
1219
00:47:05,924 --> 00:47:09,127
* GLORY TO THE NEWBORN KING
1220
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,497
* PEACE ON EARTH
AND MERCY MILD *
1221
00:47:12,530 --> 00:47:13,865
* GOD AND SINNERS...
1222
00:47:13,899 --> 00:47:15,533
COME ON, BETH!
SING WITH US.
1223
00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:18,203
OH, I CAN'T.
NO, I WOULD RUIN IT.
1224
00:47:18,236 --> 00:47:19,470
ARE YOU KIDDING?
1225
00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:20,738
WE CAN ALWAYS USE
A REAL BROADWAY STAR
1226
00:47:20,771 --> 00:47:22,007
IN THE CHORUS.
1227
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:26,011
* HARK THE HERALD
ANGELS SING *
1228
00:47:26,044 --> 00:47:30,648
* GLORY TO THE NEW BORN KING
1229
00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:33,518
* PEACE ON EARTH
AND MERCY MILD *
1230
00:47:33,551 --> 00:47:35,220
* GOD AND...
1231
00:47:38,456 --> 00:47:39,424
AHEM.
1232
00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:42,327
OH! HELLO THERE.
1233
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,762
AND TO WHAT DO I OWE
THIS PLEASURE?
1234
00:47:44,795 --> 00:47:45,997
AND THAT SMILE?
1235
00:47:46,031 --> 00:47:48,333
I CAME TO GIVE THIS
BACK TO YOU.
1236
00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:50,268
OH, NO,
YOU KEEP IT.
1237
00:47:50,301 --> 00:47:51,669
NO. I COULDN'T POSSIBLY.
1238
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:52,870
IT'S TOO SPECIAL.
1239
00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:54,772
IT SHOWED ME A LOT,
AND I'M GOOD.
1240
00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:56,874
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
"SPECIAL?"
1241
00:47:56,908 --> 00:47:58,776
I FOUND IT
IN A THRIFT STORE.
1242
00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:00,545
I LIKED
WHAT IT REPRESENTED,
1243
00:48:00,578 --> 00:48:02,047
AND SO I GAVE IT TO YOU.
1244
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,514
SO, THIS DIDN'T...
1245
00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,650
YOU HAD ALL
THE ANSWERS, BETH.
1246
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,019
AND IT'S CUTE, NO?
1247
00:48:08,053 --> 00:48:09,887
IT'S CUTE.
1248
00:48:09,921 --> 00:48:11,556
I THINK IT'LL LOOK
GOOD ON YOU.
1249
00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:13,691
THANK YOU.
1250
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,793
[**]
1251
00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:22,200
TAKE A STEP, SNAP, STEP.
1252
00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:25,303
VERY GOOD! BUT WHERE
ARE THE REST OF MY ELVES?
1253
00:48:25,336 --> 00:48:26,304
UH, GRETA?
1254
00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:28,606
GRETA, COME ON.
LET'S GO.
1255
00:48:28,639 --> 00:48:30,708
ALL RIGHT, AND SO WE DANCE
AND WE DANCE AND WE DANCE,
1256
00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:33,911
AND THEN
MRS. CLAUS SINGS THE LINE.
1257
00:48:36,314 --> 00:48:38,916
MRS. CLAUS SINGS THE LINE...
1258
00:48:38,950 --> 00:48:41,519
DID YOU
FORGET YOUR LINE?
1259
00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:44,522
[GENTLY] OKAY. SORRY.
1260
00:48:46,091 --> 00:48:48,559
HEY, DEAN, WANT TO HELP ME
WITH THIS LADDER?
1261
00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:51,062
YEAH.
1262
00:48:51,096 --> 00:48:53,498
I ACTUALLY WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAY.
1263
00:48:53,531 --> 00:48:57,635
[BETH]: STEP,
SNAP, STEP... GOOD.
1264
00:48:57,668 --> 00:48:59,604
[DEAN]: AND IT JUST
HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
1265
00:48:59,637 --> 00:49:01,606
AT RINKORAMA,
OF ALL PLACES,
1266
00:49:01,639 --> 00:49:03,341
BUT I WANTED YOU
TO HEAR IT FROM ME.
1267
00:49:03,374 --> 00:49:04,475
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE
OF ALL THE HISTORY.
1268
00:49:04,509 --> 00:49:05,977
THAT'S ANCIENT HISTORY.
1269
00:49:06,011 --> 00:49:07,345
I KNOW,
1270
00:49:07,378 --> 00:49:08,779
BUT IF YOU'VE GOT
A PROBLEM WITH IT,
1271
00:49:08,813 --> 00:49:09,981
IT ENDS HERE.
1272
00:49:10,015 --> 00:49:11,349
NO, REALLY, DEAN,
I'M FINE WITH IT.
1273
00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:13,418
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS.
1274
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:15,853
[SIGHS] I JUST...
1275
00:49:16,887 --> 00:49:18,156
WHAT'S UP?
1276
00:49:19,157 --> 00:49:20,191
HAS SHE MENTIONED
ANYTHING ABOUT
1277
00:49:20,225 --> 00:49:21,926
STAYING IN KERN
AFTER CHRISTMAS?
1278
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,995
WELL, WE HAVEN'T REALLY
GOTTEN THAT FAR, YOU KNOW.
1279
00:49:24,029 --> 00:49:25,696
IT WAS ONLY ONE KISS.
1280
00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:27,698
RIGHT. BUT JUST
BE CAUTIOUS.
1281
00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:29,800
BETH HAS BIG DREAMS
1282
00:49:29,834 --> 00:49:31,369
AND A LIFE IN NEW YORK,
1283
00:49:31,402 --> 00:49:33,404
AND YOU LIVE HERE.
1284
00:49:36,241 --> 00:49:38,543
BUT HEY, I MEAN, YOU'RE
A PRETTY CHARMING DUDE,
1285
00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:40,378
NOT TERRIBLE-LOOKING,
1286
00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:43,014
A WORSE WRESTLER
THAN ME, BUT...
1287
00:49:43,048 --> 00:49:44,482
WHO KNOWS?
1288
00:49:44,515 --> 00:49:47,152
MAYBE, UH... MAYBE SHE'LL
STICK AROUND THIS TIME.
1289
00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:49,120
YEAH, WE'LL JUST SEE
WHERE IT GOES.
1290
00:49:49,154 --> 00:49:51,156
THAT'S GOOD.
1291
00:49:52,857 --> 00:49:55,760
[**]
1292
00:49:56,927 --> 00:49:58,963
OKAY, SO NOW THAT
WE HAVE OUR COSTUMES ON,
1293
00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,565
LET'S DO THIS FOR REAL.
1294
00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:02,867
YOU CAN DO THIS,
FRANCES.
1295
00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:05,870
YOU KNOW,
I WAS NERVOUS
1296
00:50:05,903 --> 00:50:07,338
WHEN I STARTED
PERFORMING.
1297
00:50:07,372 --> 00:50:08,506
YOU WERE?
1298
00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:10,308
[LAUGHS] TERRIFIED.
1299
00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:13,010
BUT I DID IT
AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
1300
00:50:13,044 --> 00:50:15,846
AND I STILL GET NERVOUS
WHEN I GO ONSTAGE,
1301
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,383
BUT IT'S THE GOOD
KIND OF NERVOUS.
1302
00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:20,918
IT'S AN EXCITED NERVOUS.
1303
00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:23,588
OKAY, I'LL TRY TO BE
THE GOOD KIND OF NERVOUS.
1304
00:50:23,621 --> 00:50:25,923
[CHUCKLES] YEAH!
THAT'S MY MRS. CLAUS.
1305
00:50:25,956 --> 00:50:29,260
SHOULD WE DO IT
TOGETHER? OKAY.
1306
00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:32,930
READY?
1307
00:50:32,963 --> 00:50:34,899
[TOGETHER]
HERE COMES THE MAN--
1308
00:50:34,932 --> 00:50:36,734
THE MAN WITH THE PLAN!
1309
00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:38,769
HERE COMES...
1310
00:50:38,803 --> 00:50:40,171
SANTA!
1311
00:50:40,205 --> 00:50:41,406
THAT'S YOUR CUE!
1312
00:50:43,941 --> 00:50:46,111
[BETH, CHUCKLING] WELL,
WE'RE GONNA NEED A SEAMSTRESS.
1313
00:50:46,144 --> 00:50:47,945
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
I THINK WE'RE DONE FOR TODAY.
1314
00:50:47,978 --> 00:50:49,180
WHO WANTS A SNACK?
1315
00:50:49,214 --> 00:50:51,082
[KIDS ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
1316
00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,419
BYE.
1317
00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:03,461
I THOUGHT I'D DROP BY
1318
00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:04,829
JUST TO SEE HOW THINGS
WERE GOING.
1319
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:07,765
YOU'RE WONDERFUL
WITH THEM.
1320
00:51:07,798 --> 00:51:09,300
YOU THINK SO?
1321
00:51:09,334 --> 00:51:10,735
NOT TO SOUND LIKE
A BROKEN RECORD,
1322
00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:12,103
BUT I STILL HAVEN'T
1323
00:51:12,137 --> 00:51:14,071
FILLED THAT PART-TIME
DRAMA TEACHER JOB.
1324
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:18,743
JUST LET THAT SIMMER
FOR A LITTLE.
1325
00:51:18,776 --> 00:51:20,778
OKAY. THANK YOU.
1326
00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:27,318
YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT
A TERRIBLE IDEA.
1327
00:51:27,352 --> 00:51:30,321
YEAH, WELL,
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
1328
00:51:30,355 --> 00:51:32,557
THOSE WHO CAN'T DO...
TEACH.
1329
00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:35,460
AND THOSE WHO CAN DO,
TEACH INCREDIBLY WELL.
1330
00:51:35,493 --> 00:51:37,094
[LAUGHS]
1331
00:51:37,128 --> 00:51:39,597
JUST LET ME JUST GET THROUGH
THIS PERFORMANCE FIRST.
1332
00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:44,001
[**]
1333
00:51:45,870 --> 00:51:47,638
[BETH]: YEAH, DEAN'S GREAT.
1334
00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:49,106
I THINK
YOU'LL REALLY LIKE HIM.
1335
00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:51,008
YOU SOUND LIKE A NEW PERSON.
1336
00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:52,510
I FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON!
1337
00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:54,245
ALTHOUGH, AT THE SAME TIME...
1338
00:51:54,279 --> 00:51:56,581
I FEEL LIKE MYSELF AGAIN.
1339
00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:59,317
SO YOU'RE GLAD
I TALKED YOU INTO GOING HOME?
1340
00:51:59,350 --> 00:52:02,353
I AM.
THANK YOU FOR MY PRESENT.
1341
00:52:02,387 --> 00:52:03,688
[INHALES DEEPLY]
1342
00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:05,456
IT'S FESTIVE AND FUN HERE,
1343
00:52:05,490 --> 00:52:07,992
AND I FEEL LIKE
I'M GETTING INVOLVED.
1344
00:52:08,025 --> 00:52:09,460
STRESS-FREE.
1345
00:52:09,494 --> 00:52:11,962
WELL, I AM BACK
AT THE APARTMENT.
1346
00:52:11,996 --> 00:52:13,998
MY DAD BROUGHT
HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND
1347
00:52:14,031 --> 00:52:15,200
TO THE HAMPTONS,
1348
00:52:15,233 --> 00:52:17,502
AND SHE'S PERFECTLY TERRIBLE.
1349
00:52:17,535 --> 00:52:20,971
I GOT ON THE FIRST JITNEY
BACK TO NYC.
1350
00:52:21,005 --> 00:52:23,441
WELL, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE
ALONE FOR CHRISTMAS.
1351
00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:24,975
NAH. IT'S FINE. I'M GOOD.
1352
00:52:25,009 --> 00:52:26,677
A FEW PEOPLE
FROM MY LAST SHOW ARE HERE,
1353
00:52:26,711 --> 00:52:28,346
SO WE'RE GOING
TO GO GET CHRISTMAS DIM SUM.
1354
00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:30,114
YOU COULD COME HERE
FOR CHRISTMAS.
1355
00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:31,882
SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE GOING TO BE PRETTY BUSY
1356
00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:33,651
FOR THE NEXT FOUR DAYS.
1357
00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:35,853
I CAN'T INTRUDE ON THAT.
1358
00:52:35,886 --> 00:52:36,954
BUT I'LL SEE YOU
1359
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:38,389
WHEN YOU GET BACK,
1360
00:52:38,423 --> 00:52:40,124
AND YOU CAN GIVE ME
ALL THE GORY DETAILS.
1361
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,192
WHEN I GET BACK...
1362
00:52:41,226 --> 00:52:42,527
[INHALES SHARPLY]
1363
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,995
YEAH, WHAT HAPPENS
WITH THIS DEAN GUY
1364
00:52:45,029 --> 00:52:46,464
WHEN YOU COME BACK
TO NEW YORK?
1365
00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:48,866
[**]
1366
00:52:52,069 --> 00:52:54,372
[SHIRLEY]: I'M SURE
YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB!
1367
00:52:54,405 --> 00:52:56,173
THOSE KIDS ARE
DOING A GREAT JOB.
1368
00:52:56,207 --> 00:52:58,376
I'M JUST TEACHING THEM
THE BOX-STEP.
1369
00:52:58,409 --> 00:53:00,645
AND I THINK THEY'RE GOING
TO PULL IT OFF IN TIME.
1370
00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,079
IT'S FIVE DAYS
TILL CHRISTMAS.
1371
00:53:02,112 --> 00:53:03,914
IF ANYONE CAN DO IT,
YOU CAN.
1372
00:53:03,948 --> 00:53:06,484
HERE YOU GO,
AND DON'T FORGET TO COME BACK.
1373
00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:09,053
VALENTINE'S DAY
IS JUST A FEW MONTHS AWAY.
1374
00:53:12,089 --> 00:53:14,091
OKAY...
1375
00:53:15,593 --> 00:53:16,861
WHAT?
1376
00:53:19,897 --> 00:53:21,866
DO YOU THINK
I'D MAKE A GOOD MOTHER?
1377
00:53:21,899 --> 00:53:24,669
WHERE DID THAT
COME FROM?
1378
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:28,072
YOU WERE
AN EXCEPTIONAL MOTHER.
1379
00:53:29,307 --> 00:53:31,276
THANKS, HONEY.
1380
00:53:31,309 --> 00:53:33,043
IT WAS JUST YOU AND ME
1381
00:53:33,077 --> 00:53:35,380
FOR ALL THOSE YEARS
AFTER DADDY DIED...
1382
00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:37,014
IT WASN'T ALWAYS EASY,
1383
00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:39,550
BUT I DID THE BEST
THAT I COULD.
1384
00:53:39,584 --> 00:53:41,686
YOU WERE SO SELFLESS.
1385
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:45,423
YOU LIFTED ME UP,
YOU GAVE ME EVERYTHING.
1386
00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:47,191
THAT'S WHAT A MOTHER DOES.
1387
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,293
SHE NURTURES HER BABY
1388
00:53:48,326 --> 00:53:51,362
SO THAT SHE CAN FEEL FREE
TO FLY.
1389
00:53:51,396 --> 00:53:53,764
I JUST DON'T KNOW
IF I WOULD HAVE IT IN ME.
1390
00:53:53,798 --> 00:53:55,366
OH, OF COURSE
YOU DO.
1391
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,867
I MEAN...
1392
00:53:56,901 --> 00:54:00,271
TO STAY, HAVE A FAMILY,
1393
00:54:00,305 --> 00:54:02,540
LIVE THIS LIFE.
1394
00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:05,810
ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT STAYING?
1395
00:54:06,911 --> 00:54:08,112
I'M...
1396
00:54:08,145 --> 00:54:09,814
THINKING ABOUT
ALL KINDS OF THINGS
1397
00:54:09,847 --> 00:54:12,317
THAT I NEVER CONSIDERED BEFORE.
1398
00:54:12,350 --> 00:54:14,218
IS THIS BECAUSE OF DEAN?
1399
00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:16,220
IT'S DEAN...
1400
00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:17,955
IT'S THE KIDS.
1401
00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:22,092
I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING IS OPENED
INSIDE OF ME.
1402
00:54:22,126 --> 00:54:23,728
I FEEL...
1403
00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,229
GOOD.
1404
00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:28,966
I NEVER IMAGINED
THIS LIFE FOR MYSELF.
1405
00:54:28,999 --> 00:54:30,568
LOOK, BETHY...
1406
00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:34,104
KERN MAY BE SMALL,
AND IT MAY BE SIMPLE,
1407
00:54:34,138 --> 00:54:37,942
BUT I GET TO WALK OUT
MY FRONT DOOR,
1408
00:54:37,975 --> 00:54:40,578
AND I KNOW EVERYONE.
1409
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:43,414
AND WHEN SOMETHING BAD
HAPPENS,
1410
00:54:43,448 --> 00:54:45,115
OR SOMETHING GOOD,
1411
00:54:45,149 --> 00:54:47,518
A HUNDRED PEOPLE
SHOW UP AT MY FRONT DOOR
1412
00:54:47,552 --> 00:54:50,721
WITH EITHER CONDOLENCES
OR CONGRATULATIONS.
1413
00:54:52,823 --> 00:54:54,158
I HAVE...
1414
00:54:54,191 --> 00:54:57,662
MORE LOVE THAN I KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH.
1415
00:54:57,695 --> 00:55:00,197
THIS IS HOME.
1416
00:55:00,230 --> 00:55:03,534
BUT THAT'S JUST IT--
I DON'T KNOW WHERE "HOME" IS.
1417
00:55:03,568 --> 00:55:05,370
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
1418
00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:08,806
HOW DO YOU REALLY, TRULY KNOW
WHEN IT'S RIGHT?
1419
00:55:08,839 --> 00:55:10,174
YOU KNOW
1420
00:55:10,207 --> 00:55:13,711
BECAUSE YOUR HEART TELLS YOU
THAT IT IS.
1421
00:55:13,744 --> 00:55:16,647
AND YOUR HEAD SHUTS UP.
1422
00:55:16,681 --> 00:55:18,749
[LAUGHS]
1423
00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:27,191
SO I WAS IN THE FITTING
WITH FRANCES,
1424
00:55:27,224 --> 00:55:28,459
AND SHE LOOKED AT ME,
AND SHE SAID,
1425
00:55:28,493 --> 00:55:29,694
"YOU'RE RIGHT,
1426
00:55:29,727 --> 00:55:31,161
IT'S THE GOOD KIND
OF NERVOUS."
1427
00:55:31,195 --> 00:55:33,063
I LOVE THAT KID.
1428
00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:40,405
YOU'RE REALLY QUIET.
1429
00:55:40,438 --> 00:55:41,839
JUST THINKING.
1430
00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:42,907
YEAH?
1431
00:55:46,110 --> 00:55:48,212
ABOUT ANYTHING SPECIFIC?
1432
00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:51,749
ABOUT THIS. US.
1433
00:55:51,782 --> 00:55:54,752
DO YOU WANT TO SHARE
ANY PARTICULARS?
1434
00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:58,155
[SETS HIS DRINK DOWN]
1435
00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:00,190
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
1436
00:56:00,224 --> 00:56:01,492
I REALLY LIKE YOU, BETH.
1437
00:56:01,526 --> 00:56:04,228
A LOT.
1438
00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:06,330
I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER
IF THIS IS JUST
1439
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:07,565
SOME SORT OF HOLIDAY THING
1440
00:56:07,598 --> 00:56:09,199
THAT'S GOING TO END
WITH THE NEW YEAR.
1441
00:56:09,233 --> 00:56:10,568
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1442
00:56:10,601 --> 00:56:14,439
I AM TRYING
NOT TO THINK SO MUCH.
1443
00:56:16,907 --> 00:56:18,776
I'VE ALSO BEEN THINKING
1444
00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:20,177
ABOUT WHAT
PRINCIPAL HYDE SAID.
1445
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:23,247
THERE'S A LIFE
AND A JOB FOR YOU HERE...
1446
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,116
IN KERN.
1447
00:56:26,150 --> 00:56:29,386
I WANT YOU
TO STAY, BETH.
1448
00:56:30,421 --> 00:56:32,322
I'M JUST WORRIED.
1449
00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:35,359
ABOUT WHAT?
1450
00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:37,762
ABOUT FALLING FOR YOU.
1451
00:56:39,096 --> 00:56:41,932
AND THEN JANUARY FIRST
COMES AROUND,
1452
00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:44,168
AND YOU HAVE TO GO.
1453
00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:50,475
SO... MAYBE WE JUST
SHOULDN'T DO THIS.
1454
00:56:50,508 --> 00:56:52,076
AND WHAT IF I DO?
1455
00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:54,779
WHAT IF YOU DO WHAT?
1456
00:56:54,812 --> 00:56:56,814
STAY...
1457
00:56:56,847 --> 00:56:58,583
IN KERN.
1458
00:57:01,952 --> 00:57:04,121
THAT WOULD MAKE ME REALLY...
1459
00:57:05,823 --> 00:57:07,157
REALLY...
1460
00:57:07,191 --> 00:57:09,159
HAPPY.
1461
00:57:09,193 --> 00:57:11,496
[**]
1462
00:57:25,510 --> 00:57:28,445
* JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE BELLS *
1463
00:57:28,479 --> 00:57:32,316
* JINGLE ALL THE WAY
1464
00:57:32,349 --> 00:57:35,085
* OH, WHAT FUN
1465
00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:36,621
* IT IS TO RIDE
1466
00:57:36,654 --> 00:57:39,189
* IN A ONE-HORSE
1467
00:57:39,223 --> 00:57:42,960
* OPEN SLEIGH...
1468
00:57:42,993 --> 00:57:46,296
THAT WAS SO PERFECT!
THAT WAS SO GOOD, YOU GUYS!
1469
00:57:46,330 --> 00:57:48,533
YOU DIDN'T MAKE ONE MISTAKE,
YOU DIDN'T MISS ONE NOTE.
1470
00:57:48,566 --> 00:57:50,501
YOU'RE GOING TO BE SO GREAT
FOR THE FESTIVAL.
1471
00:57:50,535 --> 00:57:51,636
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
1472
00:57:51,669 --> 00:57:53,037
I'M PROUD
OF YOU!
1473
00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:55,372
THANKS, FRANCES.
WE DID IT TOGETHER, RIGHT?
1474
00:57:55,405 --> 00:57:56,941
OKAY, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
1475
00:57:56,974 --> 00:57:59,777
IN THE HALL, MRS. PRATT MADE
GINGERBREAD COOKIES.
1476
00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:01,378
GO GET 'EM.
1477
00:58:01,411 --> 00:58:03,548
[KIDS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY]
1478
00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:08,553
YOU ARE DOING
SUCH A GREAT JOB
1479
00:58:08,586 --> 00:58:09,554
WITH THE KIDS, BETH.
1480
00:58:09,587 --> 00:58:10,688
WE'RE SO LUCKY
1481
00:58:10,721 --> 00:58:11,656
THAT YOU CAME HOME
THIS YEAR.
1482
00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:12,823
YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB.
1483
00:58:12,857 --> 00:58:14,024
THE DECORATIONS
LOOK FANTASTIC.
1484
00:58:14,058 --> 00:58:16,694
HALF THE HALL
LOOKS FANTASTIC.
1485
00:58:16,727 --> 00:58:17,995
AT THE RATE WE'RE GOING,
1486
00:58:18,028 --> 00:58:19,396
I'M STARTING TO THINK
1487
00:58:19,429 --> 00:58:20,798
I MIGHT HAVE TO ROPE OFF
THE OTHER HALF
1488
00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:22,499
SO NO ONE CAN SEE IT.
1489
00:58:22,533 --> 00:58:24,034
DO YOU NEED AN EXTRA SET
OF HANDS? I CAN HELP.
1490
00:58:24,068 --> 00:58:25,736
YES. PLEASE.
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
1491
00:58:25,770 --> 00:58:27,237
[LAUGHS] OKAY.
1492
00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:28,172
YOU CAN START BY HELPING
ME HANG THIS TINSEL.
1493
00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:29,373
YEP. ABSOLUTELY.
1494
00:58:29,406 --> 00:58:31,141
MM. YOU KNOW...
1495
00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:33,377
PRINCIPAL HYDE
ASKED ME TO WORK ON YOU
1496
00:58:33,410 --> 00:58:34,579
TO TAKE THAT JOB.
1497
00:58:34,612 --> 00:58:36,380
BUT I HAD TO BREAK IT TO HIM
1498
00:58:36,413 --> 00:58:38,382
THAT WE WILL BE
ONCE AGAIN LOSING YOU
1499
00:58:38,415 --> 00:58:41,018
TO THE GLITZ AND THE GLAMOUR
OF NEW YORK.
1500
00:58:42,052 --> 00:58:45,189
YEAH... FULL
DISCLOSURE, EILEEN?
1501
00:58:45,222 --> 00:58:47,257
MY LIFE IN NEW YORK
1502
00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:51,395
IS ANYTHING BUT GLITZY
AND GLAMOROUS.
1503
00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:53,397
IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN
A COMPLETE STRUGGLE
1504
00:58:53,430 --> 00:58:55,465
SINCE DAY ONE.
1505
00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:58,235
I'M SORRY
TO HEAR THAT, BETH.
1506
00:58:58,268 --> 00:59:00,504
I KNOW WHAT THE THEATER'S
ALWAYS MEANT TO YOU.
1507
00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:03,240
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS
THE ONLY THING I WAS GOOD AT,
1508
00:59:03,273 --> 00:59:05,075
BUT I DON'T KNOW.
1509
00:59:05,109 --> 00:59:07,511
MAYBE I HAD IT ALL WRONG.
1510
00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:10,380
AND MAYBE YOU HAVE MORE GIFTS
THAN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.
1511
00:59:11,816 --> 00:59:14,084
THE WAY YOU ARE
WITH THOSE KIDS...
1512
00:59:14,118 --> 00:59:17,187
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE WE CAN
CONVINCE YOU TO STAY.
1513
00:59:17,221 --> 00:59:19,023
MAYBE.
1514
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:20,591
I WOULD LOVE THAT!
1515
00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:25,630
AND I THINK I KNOW SOMEONE ELSE
WHO WOULD REALLY LOVE THAT.
1516
00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:30,300
AHEM.
1517
00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:32,236
THANKS.
1518
00:59:32,269 --> 00:59:34,739
[**]
1519
00:59:41,478 --> 00:59:43,814
[**]
1520
00:59:45,015 --> 00:59:46,116
MORNING.
1521
00:59:46,150 --> 00:59:48,919
OH-HO-HO-HO!
AH, NO PEEKING!
1522
00:59:48,953 --> 00:59:51,255
FIVE DAYS
UNTIL CHRISTMAS DAY!
1523
00:59:51,288 --> 00:59:53,924
OH, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT CHRISTMAS DINNER,
1524
00:59:53,958 --> 00:59:55,893
AND I'M GOING TO MAKE
YOUR FAVORITE--
1525
00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:58,495
GLAZED HAM
AND GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE.
1526
00:59:58,528 --> 01:00:00,397
WITH THE CRUNCHY ONIONS?
1527
01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:02,332
I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU WOULD EVEN ASK ME THAT.
1528
01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:03,467
YOU CAN'T MAKE
THAT DISH
1529
01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:05,169
WITHOUT CRISPY ONIONS!
1530
01:00:05,202 --> 01:00:06,871
IT SOUNDS GREAT.
1531
01:00:08,873 --> 01:00:11,275
CAN I INVITE DEAN?
1532
01:00:12,476 --> 01:00:13,711
OF COURSE.
1533
01:00:16,046 --> 01:00:18,282
YOU REALLY LIKE HIM,
DON'T YOU?
1534
01:00:19,984 --> 01:00:22,687
[LAUGHS] I DO.
1535
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,822
IT'S FUNNY,
GROWING UP,
1536
01:00:24,855 --> 01:00:26,156
IT WAS ALWAYS ME AND BARRY.
1537
01:00:26,190 --> 01:00:28,693
I NEVER REALLY
SAW DEAN THAT WAY, BUT...
1538
01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:33,197
HE MAKES ME LAUGH.
1539
01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:34,364
ALL THE TIME.
1540
01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:36,801
MAKES MY DAY TO SEE YOU HAPPY.
1541
01:00:36,834 --> 01:00:39,036
MAKES MY DAY
TO SEE YOU HAPPY.
1542
01:00:41,538 --> 01:00:42,707
ARE YOU?
1543
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:45,009
OF COURSE I AM!
1544
01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:47,144
HONEY...
1545
01:00:47,177 --> 01:00:49,279
I LOVE MY LIFE.
1546
01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:51,548
I RAISED
A SWEET, COMPASSIONATE DAUGHTER.
1547
01:00:51,581 --> 01:00:55,019
I GET TO BAKE
FOR THE PEOPLE OF THIS TOWN
1548
01:00:55,052 --> 01:00:56,787
ON A DAILY BASIS.
1549
01:00:56,821 --> 01:00:58,689
AND THIS YEAR,
1550
01:00:58,723 --> 01:01:00,390
I GET TO HAVE
A PERFECT CHRISTMAS
1551
01:01:00,424 --> 01:01:02,192
WITH MY FAVORITE GIRL.
1552
01:01:02,226 --> 01:01:04,895
WHAT MORE COULD A LADY ASK FOR?
1553
01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:08,532
WELL, WHAT ABOUT A BOYFRIEND?
1554
01:01:09,934 --> 01:01:13,003
WELL, UM... I-- I--
1555
01:01:13,037 --> 01:01:15,072
DATE.
1556
01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:17,041
WHAT?
1557
01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:22,046
WELL, UH, OH, OCCASIONALLY, UM,
1558
01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:23,680
PRINCIPAL HYDE
1559
01:01:23,714 --> 01:01:25,850
TAKES ME OUT FOR A NICE DINNER
TO THE COBALT BUFFET.
1560
01:01:25,883 --> 01:01:26,884
[GASPS]
1561
01:01:26,917 --> 01:01:28,552
YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT!
1562
01:01:28,585 --> 01:01:30,888
YOU NEVER ASKED!
1563
01:01:34,959 --> 01:01:38,062
I DIDN'T... DID I?
1564
01:01:39,096 --> 01:01:40,497
HONEY.
1565
01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,432
THAT'S GOING TO CHANGE.
1566
01:01:42,466 --> 01:01:43,934
I PROMISE.
1567
01:01:46,971 --> 01:01:50,074
SO YOU...
AND PRINCIPAL HYDE?
1568
01:01:50,107 --> 01:01:52,509
THE MAN THAT WEARS
THE SAME SUIT EVERY DAY?
1569
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:55,079
THAT IS HIS WORK OUTFIT.
1570
01:01:56,380 --> 01:01:58,382
HE WEARS KHAKIS
EVERY TIME HE TAKES ME OUT.
1571
01:01:58,415 --> 01:02:00,985
[BOTH LAUGHING HARD]
1572
01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:05,389
THEY'RE VERY NICE.
1573
01:02:05,422 --> 01:02:07,424
[CHIMING]
1574
01:02:09,459 --> 01:02:11,195
BILL?
1575
01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:14,398
BETH! GOT SOME
INTERESTING NEWS FOR YOU.
1576
01:02:14,431 --> 01:02:15,732
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1577
01:02:15,766 --> 01:02:16,967
WELL, I JUST
GOT OFF THE PHONE
1578
01:02:17,001 --> 01:02:18,535
WITH THE DIRECTOR
OF THE MAMET SHOW.
1579
01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,805
IT SEEMS THE STAR'S UNDERSTUDY
SLIPPED ON SOME ICE
1580
01:02:20,838 --> 01:02:22,206
AND BROKE HER ANKLE.
1581
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:24,741
SHE'S GOING TO BE OFF IT
FOR EIGHT WEEKS,
1582
01:02:24,775 --> 01:02:26,376
WHICH MEANS
YOU ARE ON A PLANE TONIGHT,
1583
01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:27,711
BACK TO NEW YORK, BABY!
1584
01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:29,814
REHEARSAL STARTS
9:00 A.M. TOMORROW,
1585
01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:30,981
AND THE SHOW OPENS
IN FOUR WEEKS,
1586
01:02:31,015 --> 01:02:32,382
SO YOU'VE GOT TO BE READY.
1587
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:34,819
YOU DID IT, BETH!
YOU GOT THE PART.
1588
01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:37,221
[BILL LAUGHS]
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1589
01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:39,623
[**]
1590
01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:50,734
-SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
-I DON'T KNOW.
1591
01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:52,469
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I HAVE TO DECIDE,
1592
01:02:52,502 --> 01:02:54,604
LIKE, NOW, BECAUSE THEY HAVE ME
ON A FLIGHT IN THREE HOURS.
1593
01:02:54,638 --> 01:02:56,173
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1594
01:02:56,206 --> 01:02:57,975
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT I THINK.
1595
01:02:58,008 --> 01:03:01,245
I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO HERE--
THE FESTIVAL, THE KIDS... YOU!
1596
01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:03,280
WE HAD SO MANY CHRISTMAS PLANS.
1597
01:03:03,313 --> 01:03:06,516
DEAN-- I PRACTICALLY TOLD DEAN
THAT I'M STAYING IN KERN.
1598
01:03:06,550 --> 01:03:08,518
THIS HAS ALWAYS
BEEN YOUR DREAM, BETH.
1599
01:03:08,552 --> 01:03:10,520
IT'S BROADWAY!
1600
01:03:10,554 --> 01:03:13,457
I JUST FEEL LIKE I AM LETTING
SO MANY PEOPLE DOWN.
1601
01:03:13,490 --> 01:03:15,993
HEY!
WHAT HAVE I ALWAYS TOLD YOU?
1602
01:03:16,026 --> 01:03:19,229
DON'T YOU EVER APOLOGIZE
FOR FOLLOWING YOUR DREAMS.
1603
01:03:21,365 --> 01:03:24,001
BUT MAYBE YOU DO
NEED TO ASK YOURSELF
1604
01:03:24,034 --> 01:03:26,570
IF THIS IS STILL
WHAT YOU WANT.
1605
01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:33,477
I THINK I NEED
TO GO TO NEW YORK
1606
01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:35,812
SO I CAN BE SURE.
1607
01:03:35,846 --> 01:03:38,315
[**]
1608
01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:44,454
-HI.
-HEY.
1609
01:03:44,488 --> 01:03:46,690
CAN WE TALK?
1610
01:03:52,196 --> 01:03:53,663
SO FOR HOW LONG?
1611
01:03:53,697 --> 01:03:57,367
IT'S FOUR WEEKS OF REHEARSAL,
A SIX-MONTH RUN,
1612
01:03:57,401 --> 01:03:59,336
WITH A POSSIBLE
EXTENSION.
1613
01:03:59,369 --> 01:04:00,837
[CHUCKLES SADLY]
1614
01:04:00,871 --> 01:04:04,041
YOU COULD
COME TO NEW YORK.
1615
01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:05,309
LIKE, LIVE THERE?
1616
01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:07,878
NO...
[WORDS CATCH, SHE SIGHS]
1617
01:04:07,912 --> 01:04:09,279
I DON'T KNOW.
1618
01:04:10,915 --> 01:04:13,717
YEAH, I COULD COME AND VISIT,
BETH, BUT...
1619
01:04:15,585 --> 01:04:17,021
MY LIFE IS HERE.
1620
01:04:17,054 --> 01:04:18,522
I HAVE A TOWN
THAT RELIES ON ME.
1621
01:04:18,555 --> 01:04:19,924
I CAN'T JUST UP AND LEAVE.
1622
01:04:19,957 --> 01:04:22,392
I KNOW. I HATE TO EVEN ASK IT
OF YOU, DEAN,
1623
01:04:22,426 --> 01:04:24,428
BUT I HAVE TO GO.
1624
01:04:24,461 --> 01:04:25,896
THIS IS IT.
1625
01:04:25,930 --> 01:04:27,864
THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WANTING
MY WHOLE LIFE.
1626
01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:32,069
"GREATNESS."
1627
01:04:34,238 --> 01:04:36,273
YOU KNOW,
CALL ME CRAZY, BETH,
1628
01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:37,741
BUT I WATCH YOU
WITH THOSE KIDS
1629
01:04:37,774 --> 01:04:39,944
AND I SEE GREATNESS EVERY DAY.
1630
01:04:39,977 --> 01:04:42,046
WHAT ABOUT THEM?
1631
01:04:42,079 --> 01:04:44,014
YOU COULD DIRECT THE SHOW.
1632
01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:45,382
YOU'VE GONE
TO EVERY REHEARSAL,
1633
01:04:45,415 --> 01:04:46,516
YOU ARE SO GOOD
WITH THEM.
1634
01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:48,085
THEY DON'T WANT ME.
1635
01:04:48,118 --> 01:04:49,719
THEY WANT YOU.
1636
01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:51,688
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT
INSPIRES THEM TO BE GREAT.
1637
01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:53,723
THAT IS GREATNESS.
1638
01:04:53,757 --> 01:04:56,360
THEY JUST WANT TO PERFORM.
THEY DON'T CARE WHO DIRECTS IT.
1639
01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:58,428
I REALLY THINK
THAT YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING
1640
01:04:58,462 --> 01:05:01,331
THEY WAY THESE KIDS
ARE FEELING ABOUT YOU, BUT...
1641
01:05:02,432 --> 01:05:04,201
I GET IT.
1642
01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:06,703
YOU HAVE TO GO FIND OUT.
1643
01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:08,905
IT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT THIS HAS TO BE THE END.
1644
01:05:08,939 --> 01:05:11,908
I DON'T WANT
A WEEKEND GIRLFRIEND, BETH.
1645
01:05:11,942 --> 01:05:13,577
I WANT TO START
A LIFE WITH SOMEONE,
1646
01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:15,980
A FAMILY, A HOME.
1647
01:05:16,013 --> 01:05:17,948
NOT SOME LONG-DISTANCE
SKYPE RELATIONSHIP,
1648
01:05:17,982 --> 01:05:19,483
THAT GOES ON
FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG,
1649
01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:21,118
WITH "A POSSIBLE EXTENSION."
1650
01:05:23,820 --> 01:05:26,456
I KNOW.
1651
01:05:26,490 --> 01:05:27,757
I'M SORRY.
1652
01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:30,327
THIS IS NOT
HOW I INTENDED IT TO GO.
1653
01:05:33,663 --> 01:05:35,032
I KNOW.
1654
01:05:44,374 --> 01:05:46,610
BREAK A LEG, BETH.
1655
01:05:46,643 --> 01:05:49,813
I HOPE YOU FIND THAT GREATNESS
THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
1656
01:05:52,016 --> 01:05:54,551
[**]
1657
01:06:07,031 --> 01:06:08,432
[NICOLE]: HEY!
1658
01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:10,434
NOW NEITHER OF US
WILL BE ALONE FOR CHRISTMAS!
1659
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,836
WE'LL BE TOGETHER!
1660
01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:16,873
YOU OKAY?
1661
01:06:16,906 --> 01:06:19,609
IT WAS HARD...
LEAVING.
1662
01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:21,511
DEAN?
1663
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,382
THE KIDS, MY MOM...
1664
01:06:25,415 --> 01:06:27,417
THEY'LL BE FINE.
1665
01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:31,221
I CAME IN AND I WREAKED HAVOC
ON THESE PEOPLE'S LIVES,
1666
01:06:31,255 --> 01:06:32,289
AND I JUST LEFT.
1667
01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:35,059
I GUESS THIS IS WHAT I DO.
1668
01:06:36,226 --> 01:06:37,994
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
1669
01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:42,566
I FEEL LIKE
I'M LETTING A LOT OF PEOPLE DOWN
1670
01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:45,369
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE
THAT PERSON ANYMORE.
1671
01:06:45,402 --> 01:06:47,037
YOU'RE DOING
A BROADWAY SHOW, BETH.
1672
01:06:47,071 --> 01:06:50,040
IT'S WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
ENJOY IT.
1673
01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:53,743
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1674
01:06:53,777 --> 01:06:56,046
IT'S A BROADWAY SHOW.
1675
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:57,381
I'M GOING TO TRY
TO ENJOY IT.
1676
01:06:57,414 --> 01:06:58,682
TRY?
1677
01:07:02,052 --> 01:07:04,221
[**]
1678
01:07:15,965 --> 01:07:19,369
[BETH]: IF I'D NEVER GONE HOME
FOR CHRISTMAS...
1679
01:07:21,471 --> 01:07:23,873
[**]
1680
01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:35,785
[SIGHS]
1681
01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:48,932
[**]
1682
01:08:25,135 --> 01:08:27,504
[BETH, READING]
"HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS."
1683
01:08:36,346 --> 01:08:38,448
[LINE RINGING]
1684
01:08:38,482 --> 01:08:41,451
[RINGING]
1685
01:08:41,485 --> 01:08:43,253
[BETH]: HEY, MOM.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1686
01:08:43,287 --> 01:08:45,355
MERRY CHRISTMAS, SWEETHEART.
1687
01:08:45,389 --> 01:08:47,257
I JUST WANTED TO CALL
1688
01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:49,993
AND SEE WHAT YOUR PLANS WERE
FOR THE DAY.
1689
01:08:50,026 --> 01:08:51,428
OH, I JUST FINISHED
GETTING DRESSED
1690
01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:52,996
AND DOING MY HAIR,
1691
01:08:53,029 --> 01:08:54,698
AND I'M GOING TO HEAD OVER
TO MARILYN ROWELL'S HOUSE
1692
01:08:54,731 --> 01:08:55,865
IN A MINUTE.
1693
01:08:55,899 --> 01:08:58,435
GOOD! GOOD.
1694
01:08:58,468 --> 01:08:59,869
JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
1695
01:08:59,903 --> 01:09:01,971
YOU WEREN'T
SPENDING CHRISTMAS ALONE.
1696
01:09:05,242 --> 01:09:06,476
I LOVE YOU.
1697
01:09:06,510 --> 01:09:08,845
I LOVE YOU TOO, SWEETHEART.
1698
01:09:10,414 --> 01:09:12,949
I GOT YOUR BEAUTIFUL PENDANT.
1699
01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:14,951
THANK YOU.
1700
01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:17,120
SORRY I COULDN'T COME HOME.
1701
01:09:17,153 --> 01:09:19,689
I KNOW HOW HARD THINGS ARE
FOR YOU RIGHT NOW, BETHY.
1702
01:09:19,723 --> 01:09:22,726
I MEANT EVERY WORD
ON THAT PENDANT.
1703
01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:25,362
HOME IS A FEELING,
NOT A PLACE.
1704
01:09:25,395 --> 01:09:28,798
NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE,
I AM ALWAYS WITH YOU.
1705
01:09:28,832 --> 01:09:31,034
[**]
1706
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:38,875
[**]
1707
01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:02,031
[**]
1708
01:10:15,979 --> 01:10:18,382
[**]
1709
01:10:27,324 --> 01:10:30,360
OKAY, ELVES
AND SANTA'S HELPERS,
1710
01:10:30,394 --> 01:10:34,130
WE ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN ONE OF
OUR LAST DRESS REHEARSALS.
1711
01:10:34,163 --> 01:10:35,732
ARE YOU GUYS READY
TO KNOCK 'EM DEAD?
1712
01:10:35,765 --> 01:10:37,166
WHERE'S BETH?
1713
01:10:38,502 --> 01:10:40,804
BETH HAD A-- A THING
IN NEW YORK.
1714
01:10:40,837 --> 01:10:43,873
SHE HAD A REALLY IMPORTANT
WORK THING IN NEW YORK,
1715
01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:45,742
THAT SHE HAD TO FLY BACK FOR
LAST NIGHT.
1716
01:10:45,775 --> 01:10:49,078
LUCKY FOR YOU, YOU HAVE ME!
1717
01:10:49,112 --> 01:10:51,748
YOU KNOW? SO...
1718
01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:53,350
HOORAY!
1719
01:10:55,852 --> 01:10:57,854
[BEGINS PLAYING "JINGLE BELLS"]
1720
01:11:00,324 --> 01:11:02,025
[OFF-KEY]
1721
01:11:08,665 --> 01:11:12,502
WELL, THEY DON'T CALL ME
"BEETHOVEN" FOR NOTHING.
1722
01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:14,003
[**]
1723
01:11:16,039 --> 01:11:18,575
[QUIETLY]
YOU WANT TO STEP IN HERE?
1724
01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:20,344
DEAN, I'M WORSE THAN YOU...
1725
01:11:20,377 --> 01:11:21,845
AND YOU ARE AWFUL.
1726
01:11:25,349 --> 01:11:27,651
THIS IS NOT GOING TO
WORK WITHOUT BETH.
1727
01:11:27,684 --> 01:11:29,319
OF COURSE IT WILL!
1728
01:11:29,353 --> 01:11:31,855
YOU GUYS ARE THE TALENT,
AND YOU'RE ALL SO GOOD.
1729
01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:35,091
WE... WE WANT BETH.
1730
01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:36,393
YEAH!
1731
01:11:38,395 --> 01:11:40,296
I'M SORRY,
BUT BETH'S NOT COMING.
1732
01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:41,931
BUT YOU GUYS
ARE GOING TO BE GREAT,
1733
01:11:41,965 --> 01:11:43,099
BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS,
1734
01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:44,501
AND THAT'S WHAT
IT'S ALL ABOUT.
1735
01:11:44,534 --> 01:11:46,536
SO EVERYONE,
JUST GRAB YOUR PLACES ONSTAGE.
1736
01:11:46,570 --> 01:11:50,507
WE ONLY HAVE A COUPLE OF DAYS,
AND WE'VE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
1737
01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:52,742
[**]
1738
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,547
YOU OKAY?
1739
01:11:57,581 --> 01:11:59,716
YEAH, I'M FINE.
1740
01:11:59,749 --> 01:12:00,850
I'M SORRY, MAN.
1741
01:12:00,884 --> 01:12:02,285
I REALLY DIDN'T WANT
TO BE RIGHT.
1742
01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:04,354
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T.
1743
01:12:05,589 --> 01:12:08,191
HEY, UH, EILEEN'S
MOM PLAYS PIANO.
1744
01:12:08,224 --> 01:12:11,160
I'LL GIVE HER A CALL.
MAYBE SHE'LL HELP OUT.
1745
01:12:13,497 --> 01:12:16,165
[**]
1746
01:12:19,268 --> 01:12:21,304
SO HE SAYS,
"IT'S COMPLETELY SAFE!
1747
01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,507
IT JUST DEPENDS
ON YOUR SENSE OF DANGER."
1748
01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:25,875
[MEN LAUGHING]
1749
01:12:25,909 --> 01:12:28,612
OH! OH... BETH.
1750
01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:32,015
THANK YOU FOR CUTTING
YOUR TRIP SHORT
1751
01:12:32,048 --> 01:12:33,650
AND COMING TO JOIN US HERE.
1752
01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:37,153
MM. YOU KNOW, WHEN JANE
BROKE HER ARM-- OR HER LEG...
1753
01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,188
WHAT DID JANE BREAK?
1754
01:12:39,222 --> 01:12:40,524
AH, WHAT
DOES IT MATTER?
1755
01:12:40,557 --> 01:12:42,025
ANYWAY, WE KNEW THAT
WE HAD TO GET YOU HERE
1756
01:12:42,058 --> 01:12:43,226
A.S.A.P.
1757
01:12:43,259 --> 01:12:46,329
NOW, YOU WERE
MY FIRST CHOICE,
1758
01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:47,597
BUT THE PRODUCER
WRITES THE CHECKS,
1759
01:12:47,631 --> 01:12:49,599
AND HE FOUGHT ME
FOR JANE.
1760
01:12:49,633 --> 01:12:51,334
BUT YOU'RE HERE NOW
AND WE'RE THRILLED.
1761
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:52,536
THANK YOU.
1762
01:12:52,569 --> 01:12:54,170
I AM VERY EXCITED
TO BE HERE.
1763
01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:55,338
IT IS AN HONOR
1764
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:57,441
TO BE UNDERSTUDYING
ALEXIS AVERY.
1765
01:12:57,474 --> 01:12:58,842
YOU WON'T BE SAYING THAT
IN A FEW MONTHS,
1766
01:12:58,875 --> 01:12:59,843
I CAN ASSURE YOU.
1767
01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:01,177
NINE BROADWAY SHOWS,
1768
01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,212
AND I'VE NEVER MISSED
ONE PERFORMANCE.
1769
01:13:03,246 --> 01:13:04,781
NOT ONCE.
1770
01:13:04,814 --> 01:13:07,083
SORRY, DOLL, BUT AT LEAST
YOU'RE GETTING PAID.
1771
01:13:07,116 --> 01:13:09,252
AND IT'S A BROADWAY CREDIT,
RIGHT? YEAH.
1772
01:13:09,285 --> 01:13:11,755
SO SHOULD I JUST
STAND OVER HERE, THEN--
1773
01:13:11,788 --> 01:13:12,789
OH, NO. NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
1774
01:13:12,822 --> 01:13:15,224
NO. YOU WILL SIT
RIGHT HERE,
1775
01:13:15,258 --> 01:13:16,593
IN THIS CHAIR,
1776
01:13:16,626 --> 01:13:18,795
AND YOU WILL WATCH
AND YOU WILL STUDY
1777
01:13:18,828 --> 01:13:20,363
EVERY MOVE
THAT ALEXIS MAKES
1778
01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:22,432
IN THE EVENT
THAT YOU EVER GO ON FOR HER.
1779
01:13:22,466 --> 01:13:24,100
THAT'S YOUR JOB.
1780
01:13:24,133 --> 01:13:25,201
EASY-PEASY, RIGHT?
1781
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:27,270
[**]
1782
01:13:31,274 --> 01:13:33,777
ALL RIGHT, MY LOVELIES.
LET'S BEGIN WITH ACT THREE.
1783
01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:35,044
ALL RIGHT, JEROME,
1784
01:13:35,078 --> 01:13:36,145
CAN YOU COME IN
FROM UPSTAGE LEFT,
1785
01:13:36,179 --> 01:13:37,914
MAKE YOUR WAY DOWN
TO ALEXIS,
1786
01:13:37,947 --> 01:13:40,917
DAVID WILL FIND YOU
ON THE COUCH...
1787
01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:43,453
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
1788
01:13:43,487 --> 01:13:45,421
[**]
1789
01:13:45,455 --> 01:13:46,823
[BETH]: IT WAS LIKE
1790
01:13:46,856 --> 01:13:48,458
I WAS INVISIBLE.
1791
01:13:48,492 --> 01:13:50,226
I MEAN, THERE'S NO GUARANTEE
THAT I'LL EVER PERFORM.
1792
01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:51,828
IT FELT LIKE...
1793
01:13:51,861 --> 01:13:53,162
A STEPPING STONE?
1794
01:13:53,196 --> 01:13:54,430
A WASTE OF TIME.
1795
01:13:54,464 --> 01:13:55,665
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT, BETH?
1796
01:13:55,699 --> 01:13:56,933
THIS IS WHAT
YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
1797
01:13:56,966 --> 01:13:59,469
IT'S A GREAT
OPPORTUNITY.
1798
01:13:59,503 --> 01:14:01,505
MAYBE IT'S NOT ANYMORE.
1799
01:14:01,538 --> 01:14:03,072
WHAT?
1800
01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:05,475
I FEEL LIKE I'M HAVING
AN OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE.
1801
01:14:05,509 --> 01:14:07,010
WHAT DID THAT TOWN
DO TO YOU?
1802
01:14:08,177 --> 01:14:10,079
IT FELT LIKE...
1803
01:14:10,113 --> 01:14:12,682
I WAS A PART OF SOMETHING
THAT MATTERED...
1804
01:14:12,716 --> 01:14:14,518
LIKE I BELONG THERE.
1805
01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:18,688
I BELONG THERE.
1806
01:14:18,722 --> 01:14:20,957
SO YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO GIVE UP?
1807
01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:23,693
YOU'RE COMMITTING
CAREER SUICIDE.
1808
01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:28,498
I THINK I WANTED MY CAREER
TO DEFINE ME
1809
01:14:28,532 --> 01:14:30,834
SO I COULD FEEL
WORTHY OF THIS PRAISE
1810
01:14:30,867 --> 01:14:32,936
THAT I'VE BEEN GIVEN
MY WHOLE LIFE.
1811
01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:34,538
BUT IT DOESN'T DEFINE ME.
1812
01:14:34,571 --> 01:14:37,340
YOU KNOW, WHAT I DID
WITH THOSE KIDS,
1813
01:14:37,373 --> 01:14:38,608
THAT DEFINES ME.
1814
01:14:38,642 --> 01:14:39,943
MY FAMILY DOES.
COMMUNITY DOES.
1815
01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:41,310
I DON'T FEEL
LIKE I'M GIVING ANYTHING UP.
1816
01:14:41,344 --> 01:14:43,713
I FEEL LIKE
I'M MOVING TOWARD SOMETHING.
1817
01:14:46,883 --> 01:14:49,418
I NEED TO GO HOME
FOR CHRISTMAS EVE.
1818
01:14:51,354 --> 01:14:53,957
WELL, LET'S GET YOU
A FLIGHT HOME, THEN.
1819
01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:56,760
[**]
1820
01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:10,674
BETH! YOU'RE BACK.
1821
01:15:10,707 --> 01:15:11,875
I'M BACK.
1822
01:15:11,908 --> 01:15:13,677
IT'S A LONG STORY,
BUT I AM HERE,
1823
01:15:13,710 --> 01:15:14,978
AND I AM AVAILABLE,
1824
01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:16,179
AND I WANT TO HELP
WITH THE FESTIVAL,
1825
01:15:16,212 --> 01:15:17,213
OR HOWEVER YOU NEED ME.
1826
01:15:17,246 --> 01:15:18,915
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD?
1827
01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:20,316
HEARD WHAT?
1828
01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:21,851
COME IN.
1829
01:15:23,286 --> 01:15:24,588
I'VE BEEN ON
A LOT OF PLANES
1830
01:15:24,621 --> 01:15:25,855
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS--
1831
01:15:25,889 --> 01:15:28,057
THE FESTIVAL
IS CANCELED.
1832
01:15:28,091 --> 01:15:29,325
WAIT. WHAT?
1833
01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:30,359
I HAVEN'T BEEN
GONE THAT LONG.
1834
01:15:30,393 --> 01:15:31,861
WHAT HAPPENED?
1835
01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:34,864
SOMEONE SET OFF THE SPRINKLERS
IN THE TOWN HALL.
1836
01:15:34,898 --> 01:15:36,365
EVERYTHING WAS RUINED.
1837
01:15:36,399 --> 01:15:37,533
EVERYTHING,
1838
01:15:37,567 --> 01:15:39,335
AND WE CAN'T EVEN
USE THE HALL
1839
01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:41,070
BECAUSE WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT
TO DRY OUT,
1840
01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:42,772
WHICH COULD TAKE A WEEK,
MORE?
1841
01:15:42,806 --> 01:15:43,773
I DON'T KNOW.
1842
01:15:43,807 --> 01:15:45,108
IT WAS A NIGHTMARE.
1843
01:15:45,141 --> 01:15:46,776
JUST BE GLAD THAT
YOU WERE NOT HERE FOR IT.
1844
01:15:46,810 --> 01:15:48,511
[SIGHING] THOSE POOR KIDS.
1845
01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:50,614
YEAH, THEY WERE
PRETTY DEVASTATED.
1846
01:15:50,647 --> 01:15:52,515
DEAN TOOK THEM
TO THE RINKORAMA TODAY, THOUGH,
1847
01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:53,683
TO CHEER THEM UP.
1848
01:15:53,717 --> 01:15:54,918
OF COURSE HE DID.
1849
01:15:54,951 --> 01:15:56,586
EVERYONE MUST BE SO UPSET.
1850
01:15:56,620 --> 01:15:58,387
THIS IS THE BIGGEST EVENT
OF THE YEAR IN KERN.
1851
01:15:58,421 --> 01:16:01,424
NO DECORATIONS,
NO BUDGET, NO LOCATION--
1852
01:16:01,457 --> 01:16:03,426
NO FESTIVAL TOMORROW.
1853
01:16:03,459 --> 01:16:06,896
OH. THERE HAS TO BE
SOMETHING THAT WE CAN DO.
1854
01:16:07,964 --> 01:16:09,365
WAIT A MINUTE.
1855
01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:10,767
IT'S THE INSIDE OF THE HALL
THAT'S RUINED?
1856
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,401
NOT THE OUTSIDE?
1857
01:16:12,435 --> 01:16:14,537
THE OUTSIDE IS FINE,
1858
01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:15,772
BUT IT'S SUPPOSED
TO SNOW,
1859
01:16:15,805 --> 01:16:17,741
AND WE DON'T HAVE
ANY DECORATIONS,
1860
01:16:17,774 --> 01:16:19,142
NOT TO MENTION TIME.
1861
01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:20,810
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE
TOMORROW, BETH.
1862
01:16:20,844 --> 01:16:23,279
I HAVE AN IDEA.
1863
01:16:23,312 --> 01:16:25,649
[**]
1864
01:16:25,682 --> 01:16:27,416
[HUM OF CHATTER]
1865
01:16:27,450 --> 01:16:29,252
[BETH]:
I'M GOING TO ASK THE ROWELLS
1866
01:16:29,285 --> 01:16:32,421
IF WE CAN BORROW
THEIR DECORATIONS AS WELL.
1867
01:16:34,658 --> 01:16:35,925
THERE WE GO.
1868
01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:37,593
CAREFUL.
1869
01:16:37,627 --> 01:16:40,997
["DECK THE HALLS" PLAYING,
INSTRUMENTAL]
1870
01:16:45,468 --> 01:16:47,236
CAREFUL.
1871
01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:49,238
[EILEEN]: HOW YOU GOT THEM
TO DELIVER THIS TENT
1872
01:16:49,272 --> 01:16:51,507
60 MILES AWAY
THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS EVE,
1873
01:16:51,540 --> 01:16:52,909
I DON'T KNOW.
1874
01:16:52,942 --> 01:16:54,644
[BETH]: WELL, I JUST
TOLD THEM OUR STORY
1875
01:16:54,678 --> 01:16:56,345
AND ABOUT THE PEOPLE OF KERN,
AND THEN I BEGGED,
1876
01:16:56,379 --> 01:16:57,280
AND THAT SEEMED
TO DO THE TRICK.
1877
01:16:57,313 --> 01:16:58,748
AND YOU GOT EVERYONE,
1878
01:16:58,782 --> 01:17:00,650
AT LEAST ON MY STREET
AND YOUR MOM'S,
1879
01:17:00,684 --> 01:17:02,786
TO DONATE THEIR DECORATIONS.
1880
01:17:02,819 --> 01:17:04,754
WE OWE A LOT
TO YOU, BETH.
1881
01:17:04,788 --> 01:17:06,089
WELL, IT'S CHRISTMAS,
1882
01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:08,591
AND IN KERN,
WE ALWAYS HAVE A FESTIVAL.
1883
01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:10,293
WHICH WE MAY JUST
HAVE READY IN TIME
1884
01:17:10,326 --> 01:17:11,828
FOR CHRISTMAS EVE TOMORROW.
1885
01:17:11,861 --> 01:17:14,463
I HOPE EVERYONE GOT
THEIR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING DONE,
1886
01:17:14,497 --> 01:17:16,099
'CAUSE WE'RE PULLING
AN ALL-NIGHTER.
1887
01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:17,533
NOT A PROBLEM.
1888
01:17:17,566 --> 01:17:19,368
I DO HAVE ONE MORE FAVOR
TO ASK OF YOU, THOUGH.
1889
01:17:19,402 --> 01:17:21,404
WHAT'S THAT?
1890
01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:27,576
[**]
1891
01:17:36,986 --> 01:17:39,155
[**]
1892
01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:43,760
BETH?
1893
01:17:44,828 --> 01:17:46,462
HI. DEAN.
1894
01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:48,164
UH... WH--
[CONFUSED CHUCKLE]
1895
01:17:48,197 --> 01:17:49,699
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1896
01:17:49,733 --> 01:17:51,901
LISTEN, UM, I'M GOING TO
TELL YOU EVERYTHING
1897
01:17:51,935 --> 01:17:53,502
TOMORROW,
AT THE FESTIVAL.
1898
01:17:53,536 --> 01:17:55,705
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD.
1899
01:17:55,739 --> 01:17:57,306
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE
A FESTIVAL THIS YEAR.
1900
01:17:57,340 --> 01:17:58,742
NO, THERE WILL BE.
1901
01:17:58,775 --> 01:17:59,843
YOU'LL SEE.
1902
01:17:59,876 --> 01:18:01,477
IT'S GOING TO
BE DIFFERENT.
1903
01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:03,012
BETTER, BUT DIFFERENT.
1904
01:18:03,046 --> 01:18:04,147
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1905
01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:06,315
LOOK, CAN YOU
DO ME A FAVOR?
1906
01:18:06,349 --> 01:18:08,384
READ THE PAPER TOMORROW?
1907
01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:09,819
SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EVE
EDITION.
1908
01:18:09,853 --> 01:18:11,020
CAN YOU
PROMISE ME THAT?
1909
01:18:11,054 --> 01:18:12,021
SURE.
1910
01:18:12,055 --> 01:18:14,357
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
1911
01:18:14,390 --> 01:18:16,092
WE'LL TALK
TOMORROW NIGHT.
1912
01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:17,794
[**]
1913
01:18:22,966 --> 01:18:25,368
BETHY! BETHY!
WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
1914
01:18:25,401 --> 01:18:27,503
IT'S HERE! THE PAPER!
1915
01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:29,739
I WAITED FOR THE PAPERBOY
TO GET HERE.
1916
01:18:29,773 --> 01:18:31,340
SCARED THE HECK OUT OF HIM!
1917
01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:33,209
IT'S HERE!
1918
01:18:33,242 --> 01:18:35,011
OKAY,
I GUESS I'M UP.
1919
01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:36,579
ALL RIGHTY!
1920
01:18:36,612 --> 01:18:40,583
"KERN IS WHERE THE HEART IS,"
BY BETH BAKER.
1921
01:18:40,616 --> 01:18:43,186
MY DAUGHTER.
1922
01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:44,954
"HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS.
1923
01:18:44,988 --> 01:18:46,122
"I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT,
1924
01:18:46,155 --> 01:18:47,623
"AS I TURNED MY BACK
1925
01:18:47,656 --> 01:18:50,526
"ON THE PLACE THAT VALUED
AND VALIDATED ME
1926
01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:52,695
"THROUGHOUT MY CHILDHOOD.
1927
01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,297
I WOULD LEAVE KERN..."
1928
01:18:54,330 --> 01:18:56,432
[OVERLAPPING WITH BETH]
"...AND SET THE WORLD ON FIRE."
1929
01:18:56,465 --> 01:18:59,568
[BETH]: "BUT CHRISTMAS
IS A TIME OF RENEWAL...
1930
01:18:59,602 --> 01:19:03,106
OF REBIRTH, SO TO SPEAK."
1931
01:19:03,139 --> 01:19:05,909
"AND THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT THE PEOPLE OF KERN,
1932
01:19:05,942 --> 01:19:07,310
"AND THE SPIRIT
OF THIS SEASON,
1933
01:19:07,343 --> 01:19:08,744
"HAVE GIVEN ME--
1934
01:19:08,778 --> 01:19:10,546
MY REBIRTH."
1935
01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:12,081
[DEAN]:
"A BRILLIANT MIND ONCE TOLD ME
1936
01:19:12,115 --> 01:19:15,118
"THAT GREATNESS COMES
IN MANY SHAPES AND SIZES.
1937
01:19:15,151 --> 01:19:18,955
"TO ME, IT ALWAYS HAD
A HUGE CONNOTATION.
1938
01:19:18,988 --> 01:19:22,258
LIKE YOU HAD TO BE ABE LINCOLN
OR SUSAN B. ANTHONY..."
1939
01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:24,293
"BUT GREATNESS..."
1940
01:19:25,661 --> 01:19:28,564
[CHOKING UP] "GREATNESS
COULD BE THE CHALLENGE
1941
01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:31,901
OF RAISING A CHILD
ALL BY YOURSELF..."
1942
01:19:31,935 --> 01:19:33,769
[OVERLAPPING WITH BETH]
"OR THE DAILY PRODUCTION
1943
01:19:33,803 --> 01:19:36,005
"AND DISTRIBUTION
OF A NEWSPAPER...
1944
01:19:36,039 --> 01:19:37,506
"OR RUNNING A PHARMACY
1945
01:19:37,540 --> 01:19:39,608
WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR INTUITION
TO GUIDE YOU."
1946
01:19:39,642 --> 01:19:41,010
"OR BEING GIVEN A FIRETRUCK
1947
01:19:41,044 --> 01:19:43,479
"AND ENTRUSTED WITH THE SAFETY
AND WELL-BEING
1948
01:19:43,512 --> 01:19:45,681
OF AN ENTIRE TOWN."
1949
01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:52,788
"A TRULY GREAT LIFE
IS FILLED WITH LOVE AND FAMILY
1950
01:19:52,822 --> 01:19:55,791
"AND THOSE PIVOTAL MOMENTS
THAT WE GET TO SHARE.
1951
01:19:55,825 --> 01:19:58,527
"AND CHRISTMAS
IS WHEN WE COME TOGETHER
1952
01:19:58,561 --> 01:20:00,763
"TO HONOR THOSE BLESSINGS.
1953
01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,431
"AND SO...
1954
01:20:02,465 --> 01:20:06,469
"I HUMBLY OFFER A REPLACEMENT
KERN HOLIDAY FESTIVAL,
1955
01:20:06,502 --> 01:20:09,105
"THIS EVENING,
IN FRONT OF THE TOWN HALL,
1956
01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:13,442
"SO WE MAY CONTINUE TO CELEBRATE
THIS TIME OF YEAR...
1957
01:20:13,476 --> 01:20:16,445
AS ONLY OUR COMMUNITY CAN."
1958
01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:17,813
[BETH]: "I THANK YOU,
1959
01:20:17,847 --> 01:20:20,716
"THE PEOPLE
OF THIS BEAUTIFUL TOWN,
1960
01:20:20,749 --> 01:20:24,153
"FOR HELPING ME TO FIND MY WAY
BACK TO MYSELF.
1961
01:20:24,187 --> 01:20:26,990
"I WILL NEVER STOP STRIVING
FOR GREATNESS,
1962
01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:28,357
"BUT I UNDERSTAND IT NOW
1963
01:20:28,391 --> 01:20:30,726
"IN WAYS THAT I NEVER DID
BEFORE.
1964
01:20:30,759 --> 01:20:34,463
"AND ONLY NOW
DO I FEEL TRULY WORTHY.
1965
01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:37,400
MERRY CHRISTMAS."
1966
01:20:38,401 --> 01:20:39,903
[VOICE BREAKS] OH, HONEY.
1967
01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:41,537
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
1968
01:20:42,571 --> 01:20:44,573
THANK YOU.
1969
01:20:47,110 --> 01:20:49,178
AHH, I HOPE
EVERYONE READS IT,
1970
01:20:49,212 --> 01:20:50,880
AND I HOPE
THEY SHOW UP.
1971
01:20:50,914 --> 01:20:52,882
OH, BETH! EVEN IF
THEY DIDN'T READ IT,
1972
01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:54,984
NEWS IN THIS TOWN
TRAVELS LIKE TUMBLEWEEDS.
1973
01:20:55,018 --> 01:20:56,519
THEY WILL SHOW.
1974
01:20:56,552 --> 01:20:57,887
LADIES!
1975
01:20:57,921 --> 01:21:00,356
DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE
CHRISTMAS WISHES FOR ME,
1976
01:21:00,389 --> 01:21:03,026
BEFORE I HEAD BACK UP
TO THE NORTH POLE?
1977
01:21:03,059 --> 01:21:04,360
GOT A BUSY NIGHT AHEAD.
1978
01:21:05,761 --> 01:21:08,064
I THINK I'M GOOD.
1979
01:21:08,097 --> 01:21:10,366
[CHUCKLING]
MERRY CHRISTMAS, LADIES.
1980
01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:12,568
[TOGETHER]
MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANTA.
1981
01:21:12,601 --> 01:21:14,938
[**]
1982
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,108
[KIDS, WITH PIANO]
* JINGLE BELLS
1983
01:21:19,142 --> 01:21:20,843
* JINGLE BELLS
1984
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:24,513
* JINGLE ALL THE WAY
1985
01:21:24,547 --> 01:21:28,284
* OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
1986
01:21:28,317 --> 01:21:30,753
* IN A ONE-HORSE
1987
01:21:30,786 --> 01:21:33,389
* OPEN
1988
01:21:33,422 --> 01:21:36,192
* SLEIGH
1989
01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:37,726
[SQUEAL OF DELIGHT]
1990
01:21:42,932 --> 01:21:44,467
THANK YOU, EVERYONE,
SO MUCH FOR COMING.
1991
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:47,203
WE HAVE TABLES AND TABLES
OF DELICIOUS TREATS
1992
01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:50,306
GENEROUSLY PROVIDED
BY MY MOTHER, SHIRLEY BAKER,
1993
01:21:50,339 --> 01:21:51,807
OF THE BAKER'S DOZEN.
1994
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:54,210
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE.
1995
01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:56,946
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU.
1996
01:21:59,782 --> 01:22:01,584
[EXCITED CHATTER]
1997
01:22:01,617 --> 01:22:02,585
THANK YOU.
1998
01:22:02,618 --> 01:22:03,886
HI. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1999
01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:04,887
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
2000
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,255
CAN WE TALK OUTSIDE?
2001
01:22:06,289 --> 01:22:08,257
I'D LIKE THAT.
2002
01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:11,194
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2003
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,601
[DEAN]:
IT'S A NICE NIGHT.
2004
01:22:18,634 --> 01:22:20,269
[BETH]: MM-HMM.
2005
01:22:20,303 --> 01:22:22,605
I THINK THE ONLY THING
THAT WOULD MAKE IT MORE PERFECT
2006
01:22:22,638 --> 01:22:23,973
IS IF IT SNOWED.
2007
01:22:24,007 --> 01:22:26,309
I LOVE WHEN IT SNOWS
ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
2008
01:22:26,342 --> 01:22:27,610
YEAH. ME TOO.
2009
01:22:27,643 --> 01:22:29,745
I READ YOUR ARTICLE.
2010
01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:32,148
YOU HAVE A KNACK
FOR WRITING.
2011
01:22:32,181 --> 01:22:34,283
MAYBE EILEEN WILL
GIVE YOU A JOB ON THE PAPER.
2012
01:22:34,317 --> 01:22:36,419
I THINK MY TALENTS
2013
01:22:36,452 --> 01:22:38,521
WOULD BE
BETTER SUITED ELSEWHERE.
2014
01:22:38,554 --> 01:22:40,589
I TALKED
TO PRINCIPAL HYDE
2015
01:22:40,623 --> 01:22:43,126
THIS AFTERNOON.
2016
01:22:43,159 --> 01:22:45,161
I TOOK THE JOB.
2017
01:22:47,463 --> 01:22:49,532
YOU'LL BE GOOD
FOR THEM.
2018
01:22:49,565 --> 01:22:52,801
UH-HUH. THEY'LL
BE GOOD FOR ME.
2019
01:22:52,835 --> 01:22:54,437
I MEAN,
IT'S PART-TIME,
2020
01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:55,938
BUT I CAN STAY
WITH MY MOM,
2021
01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:57,440
AND HELP OUT
AT THE BAKERY
2022
01:22:57,473 --> 01:22:59,475
FROM TIME TO TIME.
2023
01:23:00,576 --> 01:23:03,946
WHAT?
2024
01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:05,714
I THINK
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
2025
01:23:05,748 --> 01:23:08,384
I WAS... PRETTY HARD ON YOU.
2026
01:23:08,417 --> 01:23:12,055
I KNOW
WHAT I WANT NOW, DEAN.
2027
01:23:12,088 --> 01:23:14,523
WITHOUT A DOUBT.
2028
01:23:17,326 --> 01:23:19,462
WELCOME HOME, BETH.
2029
01:23:19,495 --> 01:23:21,797
IT'S GOOD
TO BE HOME.
2030
01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:23,999
[**]
2031
01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:45,888
[**]
2032
01:23:58,467 --> 01:23:59,535
[BOYS]:
MOMMY! DADDY!
2033
01:23:59,568 --> 01:24:00,869
-WAKE UP!
-HE CAME!
2034
01:24:00,903 --> 01:24:02,371
-SANTA WAS HERE!
-SANTA WAS HERE!
2035
01:24:02,405 --> 01:24:05,674
OKAY, OKAY,
I'M UP, I'M UP.
2036
01:24:05,708 --> 01:24:08,911
LET'S GO FIND OUT
WHAT SANTA BROUGHT YOU.
2037
01:24:09,912 --> 01:24:11,280
[DEAN GRUNTS]
2038
01:24:11,314 --> 01:24:13,749
[**]
2039
01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:25,461
[**]
2040
01:24:25,494 --> 01:24:27,130
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
BETH.
2041
01:24:27,163 --> 01:24:28,897
MERRY CHRISTMAS, DEAN.
2042
01:24:28,931 --> 01:24:31,334
[**]
2043
01:24:39,842 --> 01:24:42,778
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