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This is an NBC News special report.
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I'm Chuck Todd, and no
one remembers hiring me.
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The New York Times has
obtained ten years of figures
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from President Trump's tax returns,
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and for many of those
years, he lost more money
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than any person in America.
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The White House insists
this is fake news.
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And the President is going
about his normal day.
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I was worried the day would
come when everyone would find out
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that I was the worst
businessman in history,
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but now that it's here, it's not so
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b-a-a-a-a-agh!
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Who am I kidding, Rudy?!
I'm so frickin' embarrassed!
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Be honest. Do you think
being exposed as a broke fraud
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will affect people's perception
that I'm not a broke fraud?
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Don't get so worked up.
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Everyone's public persona
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is a little different than who they are.
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But d-did you know that Johnny Carson
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was actually really shy?
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Fascinating, but not the same.
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We gotta get out of this news cycle.
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I need you to FaceTime Brian Williams,
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and I'm gonna show him my junk!
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Oh, great. There goes $300 in oysters!
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This is like that dream
where you show up to class
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and you're wearing a shirt that says
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"I'm the worst
businessman in the world!"
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Hey! Hey! Look me in my
weird dog bottom teeth!
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You are the most powerful
person in the world,
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and no one can take that away from you!
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Vice President Joe Biden's
poll numbers are surging
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well ahead of Trump in
states across the country...
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I'm sure it's just the blue states.
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... including Texas.
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There it is. Let it out.
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Hey! You don't need to be president!
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You're rich!
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Oh, wait. Never mind.
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Here was Biden earlier today somewhere.
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Voters are getting behind
my inspiring message.
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If you elect me president,
Trump won't be president!
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That's a good campaign slogan.
Maybe we can steal it!
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I just gotta not say
anything dumb for 18 months.
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All right. Let's get some questions.
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You there with the religious hat!
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And it's not just Joe Biden.
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Every other Democratic candidate
is beating Jonald... Donald Trump.
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Even Pete Buttigieg,
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who is the Chuck Todd of the candidates.
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And maybe the worst
news for President Trump...
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the democrats are firming up a date
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for Robert Mueller to testify.
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- Get your popcorn.
- Hey! Look at you!
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You heard all that news,
and you haven't barfed yet!
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Here it comes!
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Ahh! Morning routine complete.
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Rudy, today's gonna be a great day!
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Don't listen to Mueller.
I've never been on this show!
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Ahh, another day in
heaven, working for fat dad.
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This is the best and
first job I've ever had!
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Shut up! He's coming! I'm gonna shit!
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- Daddy!
- Dad!
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Hey, kids. I made you
breakfast this morning.
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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Relax. It's just a figure of speech.
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Good news, Daddy!
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I kept my mouth shut on
another divisive issue!
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And my analytics are going freakin' nuts
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for this photo of me holding
a rifle inside a fish's mouth.
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And I just found out there's
a cool skeleton inside of me!
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Look at us... me in this big
chair, you guys over there,
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a million-man militia ready
to tear this country in two
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as soon as I say, "Charge."
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What more could we want?
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Dad, that Mueller report
stirred up some old feelings
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for Trump Tower Moscow, huh?
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I'm perfectly happy where I am...
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in this drafty house full
of people who make me read.
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Besides, it's not like someone
else wants to build there.
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Someone else wants to build there!
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I'm Wolf Blitzer,
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and erotic hypnotists never
choose me as the volunteer.
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Vladimir Putin has sold the land
reserved for Trump Tower Moscow
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to Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos,
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a man whose head shot and dick pic
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are indistinguishable to the human eye.
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I'm excited to work with Putin,
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even though we have
very little in common.
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He's an oppressive autocrat,
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and I'm just a cool boss
who improves productivity
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by making workers
piss and shit themselves.
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Whatever. I'm so over it.
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Idiot liar!
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I almost built a gorgeous
tower with a murderous dictator.
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You never get over it.
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Yeah, like my wife and kids
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after I left them for
a background actress
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hoping for her big break
at 38. Not happening.
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You want to build Trump Tower Moscow?
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I mean, why not just burst
into Robert Mueller's office
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and shout, "I want a do-over"?
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Relax. I'm in a good
place, and to prove it,
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I will lovingly remember my
time with the Tower once more.
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It all started in 2015
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when I first laid eyes on her.
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I'm sorry. You're such a klutz.
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Ahh. I knew right then I had to have it,
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no matter how many laws I need to break
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or times Robert De Niro
would call me the C-word
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on the Kids' Choice Awards.
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I signed a letter of
intent the next day.
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We were going to be together forever.
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Then something terrible happened.
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Donald Trump has been elected
President of the United States.
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Hey. Uh, have you seen the
plans for Trump Tower Moscow?
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We're going to spend the weekend
together at Bear Mountain!
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Forget that building.
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You just scored with a
building way older and squatter.
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The White House!
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But that's impossible!
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I said John McCain wasn't a war hero!
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I-I accused a reporter of
menstruating on the job!
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I told everyone how big
and strong my hog was!
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I spent an entire debate
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just kind of lurking behind my opponent!
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Just let him cry it out.
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Uh, Pompeo, what's
going on at, uh, State?
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I talked to the Turks over
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- over the weekend.
- Pompeo, you bastard!
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- There's a man in pain over here!
- And they've agreed
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to hold off on any
engagement with the Kurds
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- for the next 90 days.
- I wanna die!
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- Don't you understand?!
- The Turks have made it clear that...
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We're on in five!
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Nancy, we've done it.
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We've proven all the doubters wrong.
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I can't believe we have
the majority in the House.
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And the minority in the Senate,
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which is even more
powerful than the majority.
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And now for our biggest
achievement yet...
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an interview with the crimson
goatee himself, Chuck Todd!
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My name is Chuck Todd,
and I look like it.
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We're joined this Sunday
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by, uh, Speaker Pelosi
and Leader Schumer,
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who have requested the
audience genuflect before them.
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Okay. First and only question.
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Are you friends with
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,
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and, i-if so, what is she like?
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Ahhhhh...
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Sir, is everything okay?
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You're sighing so loud,
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Karen can't hear herself
search for gay fingerprints.
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They were here!
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The scented hand soap
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is below the line I
drew on the dispenser!
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I've never fallen for anything or anyone
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like I did for Trump Tower Moscow.
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Oh, no. I'm so jealous.
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Maybe it'd be better to make it work
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with this stable, stocky White House.
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Yeah. I guess you're right.
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It has its quirks, but at
least it was built by slaves.
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There ya go!
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The corporate tax rate may be 21%,
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but corporations never pay that, honey!
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She gets way more attention than us,
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and she hasn't passed one bill
that weakens teachers' unions!
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After we won Congress, I assumed
the youths would worship us
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for the rest of their
hopeless, debt-ridden lives.
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Clearly, the kids are responding
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to something AOC has that we don't.
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A microwave!
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Nancy, have you ever microwaved before?
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- What am I... a chef?!
- All right.
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You press "record," and I'll
just start pushing stuff.
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Are we viral?
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Nancy, we need to see the
one person in this town
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who knows how to use a
microwave... Ocasio-Cortez.
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Pence is right. I don't need a hotel
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with 80 Russian hookers
roaming the hallways.
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I get to live at 1600 Washington Avenue.
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- Rah! Ahh!
- Don, what are you doing?!
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Those were Dolley Madison's plates!
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I was gonna sell those!
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I'm sick of this! Dad,
you're my best friend.
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Shut up!
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- Stop it!
- You're my best...
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Stop it! I'm gonna get the hiccups!
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... friend. But in six years,
if you're still wasting your life
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in some crappy White House
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instead of pursuing the
tower of your dreams,
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I will kick your ass!
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You're right, Don.
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I loved that tower.
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♪ Far across the sea ♪
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♪ In the motherland ♪
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♪ Was my Trump Tower ♪
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♪ Moscow ♪
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♪ A legitimate ♪
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♪ Venture of my brand ♪
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♪ My sweet Trump Tower Moscow ♪
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♪ Moscow ♪
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♪ Moscow ♪
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♪ Moscow ♪
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♪ Right behind those golden doors ♪
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♪ Is the best hotel you've ever seen ♪
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♪ Step onto those linoleum floors ♪
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♪ Covered with faux marbling ♪
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♪ And the lady at the counter
typing way too loud ♪
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♪ Hands you your two room keys ♪
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♪ Giving you the ticket ♪
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♪ To world-class amenities ♪
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♪ Like a fitness room ♪
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♪ With a stationary bike ♪
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♪ And an ice machine ♪
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♪ Making tap-water ice ♪
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♪ And a restaurant ♪
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♪ That's really nice ♪
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♪ And a mini bar ♪
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♪ With 12-dollar Sprites ♪
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♪ And a business center ♪
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♪ With fluorescent lights ♪
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♪ And a restaurant ♪
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♪ That's really nice ♪
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♪ Really nice ♪
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♪ It would have been my Trump Tower ♪
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♪ But now I'm in power ♪
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♪ Was my Trump Tower ♪
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♪ Moscow ♪
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All those in favor of funding
Trump Tower Moscow, say, "Aye,"
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except Susan Collins, which is a given.
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Hey! That's true!
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Those who oppose?
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- No!
- Are you fucking insane?!
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The "are you fucking insanes" have it.
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You guys are jerks!
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I'm gonna get my Russian hotel built
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because I know, in my bones,
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it's what the American people want!
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Last night, your approval rating
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went through a slight
25-point adjustment.
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Bill Shine, I told you
that tie was a loser!
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Sir, I used to handle the
settlements at Fox News.
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If it's money you desire,
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just accuse me of
sexually harassing you.
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I'll take out my checkbook.
We'll settle this right here.
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Ahh, money's great.
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It's just that every
time I close my eyes,
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I picture myself with that tower.
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Two point five little
towers running around.
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Every Christmas, we stand around
the piano singing tower songs.
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We raise them half-tower, half-human.
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Sure, it's gonna be
tough, but we're family.
256
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Let's get that feel-good nonsense
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in front of the American people.
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First up, your most pitiful sycophants.
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♪ Three white people on a couch ♪
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♪ It's Fox & Friends ♪
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Your grandkids don't speak to you,
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but you've still got Fox & Friends!
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We flipped on the lights this mornin',
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and the President of the United
States was already sitting here!
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Please explain to the dumb-dumbs
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why we need to build a
Trump Tower on Russian soil.
267
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Democrats act like they care
so much about foreigners,
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but what about all
those Russian oligarchs
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unable to soak in a
one-jet, teacup Jacuzzi
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with knobs that squeak like dolphins?
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- Aww!
- You're not dreamin', folks.
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The President's here, and
we're talkin' dolphins.
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- AOC!
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez!
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Aah! Oh. I thought you two died.
275
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The microwave parts missed every artery.
276
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Let's get to why we're all here.
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For some reason, the
youths don't realize
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we're the coolest cats in cat town.
279
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Me-ow! We need your help
getting the word out.
280
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Can we pick your brain over dinner?
281
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How does 4:45 work for you?
282
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Ohh, I don't think I can make it
283
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because my entire political appeal
284
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is based on never, ever
being seen with you two.
285
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What's it gonna take?
286
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How about gold nail clippers
287
00:12:01,795 --> 00:12:04,200
Jerry Nadler gave me at
last year's Christmas party?
288
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Lightly used every day.
289
00:12:05,619 --> 00:12:06,817
Don't do it, Chuck!
290
00:12:06,842 --> 00:12:08,776
Maybe get off your rich, bony asses
291
00:12:08,801 --> 00:12:11,965
and create a commission for
my Green New Deal, honey!
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- Done.
- Oh, thank God.
293
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I thought I was gonna have to
give up those nail clippers!
294
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If there's a hell, I'm
pretty sure we're gonna go.
295
00:12:20,076 --> 00:12:22,645
Oh, Jesus. Enough with
the hell talk, Eric.
296
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Everything's gonna be fine,
297
00:12:24,475 --> 00:12:27,176
after Giuliani turns in
another flawless performance.
298
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Isn't this hotel an obvious scam
designed to enrich the President?
299
00:12:30,845 --> 00:12:32,706
D-D-D-D... I'm gonna stop
you right there, Chuck.
300
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If anything, it would be
illegal for the President
301
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not to build Trump Tower Moscow.
302
00:12:36,904 --> 00:12:39,442
Sure, he's gonna make a buck,
but he has to run a building.
303
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:42,393
He's got some hairy Olaf
guy calling him at 3 a.m.
304
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saying the pipes are banging.
305
00:12:43,642 --> 00:12:45,875
Donald's gotta climb
80 floors in sweatpants,
306
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rip down the plaster, take
out his big, goofy flashlight,
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act like he knows what he's doing.
308
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He doesn't know what he's doing!
309
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Oh, Donald's calling. Hold on.
310
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- What are you doing?!
- What did I say?
311
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- Wow. Ok... Rings a bell.
- ... fucking asshole!
312
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Ahh, you're kidding me.
All right. Let me tr...
313
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Okay. I'll try. I'll try. Okay.
314
00:13:01,905 --> 00:13:03,865
All right. Let me get back
to what I said about...
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00:13:04,035 --> 00:13:05,635
I forgot. Hold on. Let me call him back.
316
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- Is it on?
- Is it working?
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Hello, constituents.
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Join the new "I'm with Blue,
how about you?" campaign
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to urge Democrats
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to drop the fight for
a livable minimum wage.
321
00:13:18,534 --> 00:13:20,085
Okay. No, honey, let's cut.
322
00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:21,341
We didn't get to announce
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00:13:21,366 --> 00:13:24,573
which donor tier gets
an XL Monsanto shirt!
324
00:13:24,598 --> 00:13:26,291
Low-key, people are tired
325
00:13:26,316 --> 00:13:28,643
of scripted, focus-grouped messages.
326
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They want passionate leaders.
327
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,752
Great. Which passions
are polling the best?
328
00:13:32,777 --> 00:13:35,471
Forget it. I gotta go to
Senator Dick Durbin's party.
329
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It's gonna be lit!
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Chuck!
331
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:41,057
We weren't invited to the Durbin Derby!
332
00:13:41,082 --> 00:13:42,882
But I kept that secret about him using
333
00:13:42,907 --> 00:13:45,534
the Congressional blow
dryer on his bean bag!
334
00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:47,166
Alexandria, wait!
335
00:13:47,191 --> 00:13:48,713
We can do this.
336
00:13:50,202 --> 00:13:52,409
Sir, we've tried everything
to convince the country
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to build your wacky
hotel, including releasing
338
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:57,369
a limited-edition Trump
Tower Moscow Man cereal.
339
00:13:57,394 --> 00:13:59,393
Unfortunately, it tasted like bricks.
340
00:13:59,418 --> 00:14:02,832
Have you considered just declaring
another national emergency?
341
00:14:02,857 --> 00:14:05,050
How dare you suggest such a thing!
342
00:14:05,075 --> 00:14:06,949
I learned my lesson and will never again
343
00:14:06,974 --> 00:14:09,317
violate my sacred duty
to the Constitu...
344
00:14:09,342 --> 00:14:11,109
I'm kidding. It's done.
What's for lunch?
345
00:14:12,725 --> 00:14:15,100
I requested a joint session of Congress
346
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:17,162
because I supposedly negotiated
347
00:14:17,187 --> 00:14:20,632
a two-state solution between
Israel and Palestine.
348
00:14:20,657 --> 00:14:22,593
The truth is, I've done
nothing of the sort.
349
00:14:22,618 --> 00:14:25,577
Yay! Fight! Fight! Fight! Yay!
350
00:14:25,602 --> 00:14:27,268
Actually, I'm just letting you know
351
00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:29,874
that because you guys are
being such jerks about it,
352
00:14:29,899 --> 00:14:32,533
I'm declaring a national emergency
353
00:14:32,558 --> 00:14:34,558
to build Trump Tower Moscow!
354
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,106
Boo!
355
00:14:36,131 --> 00:14:37,997
Come on. You love it.
356
00:14:39,917 --> 00:14:41,840
We're here with my squad.
357
00:14:41,883 --> 00:14:44,703
There's the OG, Chuck Schumer...
358
00:14:44,728 --> 00:14:45,793
Mr. Cool!
359
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:49,747
... and Queen Nancy Pelosi!
360
00:14:49,772 --> 00:14:51,638
Fancy Nancy!
361
00:14:51,663 --> 00:14:55,332
And we think that before
we build hotels in Moscow,
362
00:14:55,357 --> 00:14:58,935
we need to focus on
a Green New Deal, honey!
363
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,293
Yes, and how will we pay for it?
364
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,018
You guys know the dealio.
365
00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:05,731
Massive tax increases on the wealthy!
366
00:15:05,756 --> 00:15:08,023
Yo, honey! Okurrr!
367
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:11,838
Wow! It's so easy declaring
a national emergency!
368
00:15:11,863 --> 00:15:14,831
I might do another one
tomorrow. Depends what's on TV.
369
00:15:14,856 --> 00:15:16,362
Anyway, let's break ground
370
00:15:16,387 --> 00:15:18,988
before this Bezos guy
starts mowing my lawn.
371
00:15:19,013 --> 00:15:20,315
Oh, bad news, kiddo.
372
00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:23,308
I just found this pesky
regulation in the NATO charter
373
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,792
that says you can't build here
374
00:15:24,817 --> 00:15:26,636
unless you pull out of NATO, of course.
375
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:28,042
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
376
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:29,940
It's in the really long and boring part.
377
00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:32,458
Ugh! That sounds really long and boring.
378
00:15:32,547 --> 00:15:34,980
Problem is, everything
everyone says I can't do,
379
00:15:35,005 --> 00:15:37,089
I do, and everyone's
like, "Fine. Whatever."
380
00:15:37,114 --> 00:15:38,699
But pulling out of NATO is the one thing
381
00:15:38,723 --> 00:15:40,738
everyone's like, "No, that
one you really can't do."
382
00:15:40,762 --> 00:15:41,956
Aww. Too bad.
383
00:15:41,981 --> 00:15:44,003
Hey! Uh, Trump's too much of a wuss!
384
00:15:44,028 --> 00:15:46,606
- Bezos, it's a go!
- Fantastic!
385
00:15:46,631 --> 00:15:50,106
My distribution center is gonna
have 50 floors, one bathroom,
386
00:15:50,131 --> 00:15:51,724
and a really nice restaurant.
387
00:15:51,749 --> 00:15:54,683
Hey! Making the restaurant
really nice was my idea!
388
00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:56,209
H-How do I pull out of NATO?
389
00:15:56,234 --> 00:15:59,108
I don't have an Allen wrench,
FYI, if that's a part of it.
390
00:16:02,983 --> 00:16:04,920
- Ahh...
- Ohh...
391
00:16:05,305 --> 00:16:07,131
Aah! Free college!
392
00:16:07,156 --> 00:16:09,928
Chuck, wake up! What
happened last night?
393
00:16:09,953 --> 00:16:12,327
I had this dream we
promised to do some stuff
394
00:16:12,352 --> 00:16:14,647
that would require a political spine.
395
00:16:14,672 --> 00:16:16,601
Your housekeepers are
probably just poisoning you.
396
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,125
It happens to all of us eventually.
397
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:19,522
Well, should we head outside
398
00:16:19,547 --> 00:16:21,811
and joylessly pursue our modest goals?
399
00:16:21,836 --> 00:16:23,467
After you, my hack.
400
00:16:25,081 --> 00:16:28,080
- We love you, Nancy!
- We Stan you, Chuck!
401
00:16:28,285 --> 00:16:30,674
- Eat the rich!
- "Eat the rich"?
402
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,666
What the hell are these
people talking about?!
403
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:35,815
AOC! That bitch!
404
00:16:37,632 --> 00:16:39,119
Just want to thank you all
405
00:16:39,144 --> 00:16:41,604
for supporting my emergency declaration.
406
00:16:41,629 --> 00:16:42,635
Ehh...
407
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:45,471
And I was thinking, what
better way to celebrate
408
00:16:45,496 --> 00:16:48,026
- than to pull out of NATO?
- Whoa!
409
00:16:48,051 --> 00:16:50,651
Pulling out of NATO is nuts!
And that's coming from someone
410
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,471
who sleeps upside down in a coffin.
411
00:16:52,496 --> 00:16:56,064
I sleep on my side, and my wife
says that sometimes I snore.
412
00:16:56,089 --> 00:16:58,307
Pompeo, just because people are talking
413
00:16:58,332 --> 00:16:59,924
doesn't mean you have to talk, too.
414
00:16:59,949 --> 00:17:03,572
Sir, an international conspiracy
between autocratic populists
415
00:17:03,597 --> 00:17:04,996
is a two-way street.
416
00:17:05,021 --> 00:17:06,855
I see you doing things for Putin,
417
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,705
but what has he done for you?
418
00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:11,097
He does things for America all the time.
419
00:17:11,122 --> 00:17:12,922
Moana. Yeah, I think he did that.
420
00:17:12,947 --> 00:17:15,278
The supermoon was his.
You're just jealous.
421
00:17:15,303 --> 00:17:17,837
My wife gets jealous
when I spend too much time
422
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,094
watching the ballgame.
423
00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:21,036
She hates you, Pompeo! Everyone does!
424
00:17:21,061 --> 00:17:22,560
You're like if curdled milk grew a mouth
425
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,301
and couldn't all the way zip his pants.
426
00:17:25,689 --> 00:17:28,278
Good point, @PikaChoomGang87.
427
00:17:28,303 --> 00:17:32,338
We can't prepare for climate
refugees until we abolish ICE.
428
00:17:32,363 --> 00:17:35,239
Hold that thought.
AOC needs a pizza bagel.
429
00:17:36,342 --> 00:17:37,942
You ruined us!
430
00:17:37,983 --> 00:17:41,084
Now our donors think we're
some kind of liberals!
431
00:17:41,109 --> 00:17:43,676
Do you know how many bags
of Monsanto fertilizer
432
00:17:43,701 --> 00:17:45,918
I'm gonna have to chug
to get my calls returned?!
433
00:17:45,943 --> 00:17:48,544
You do realize that just
because you cracked the screen
434
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:50,661
doesn't mean that you broke the camera.
435
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:54,463
So all this is... 'Gramming out?
436
00:17:54,488 --> 00:17:56,122
Say hi to two million people
437
00:17:56,146 --> 00:17:58,495
who got into politics
maybe five months ago!
438
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,230
Can you believe my Cabinet
thinks you're using me?
439
00:18:02,294 --> 00:18:05,292
Look, you don't need a Cabinet.
Okay? That settles that.
440
00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:07,495
Okay, so, for the Trump Tower Lobby,
441
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,503
I'm thinking some gold, maybe
a front desk with a lady.
442
00:18:10,528 --> 00:18:12,675
Ahh, forget about the stupid tower.
443
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,800
You need to focus on
pulling out of NATO.
444
00:18:14,825 --> 00:18:17,726
Back up! Did you just
call the tower stupid?
445
00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,851
Trump, I love you, but if
you don't pull out of NATO,
446
00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:21,238
this is not going to work.
447
00:18:21,263 --> 00:18:23,697
No. You hang up fir...
448
00:18:23,801 --> 00:18:24,903
God damn it!
449
00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:27,690
No one say a friggin' word!
450
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,833
I called an emergency joint session
451
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,723
to say I didn't want that
tower in the first place!
452
00:18:32,748 --> 00:18:34,427
I'm perfectly happy as...
453
00:18:35,523 --> 00:18:36,575
president.
454
00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:40,458
I don't need portraits
of beaches in the lobby,
455
00:18:40,483 --> 00:18:43,059
a pool with eye-hurting water,
456
00:18:43,084 --> 00:18:46,286
one person at the front desk
who isn't waiting on anybody,
457
00:18:46,311 --> 00:18:47,944
but you can't talk to them
458
00:18:47,969 --> 00:18:50,236
because they're looking
down at something!
459
00:18:52,647 --> 00:18:54,145
It hurts so bad!
460
00:18:54,364 --> 00:18:57,106
I'm still gonna support
him, but just out of pity.
461
00:18:58,544 --> 00:19:00,450
Nom-nom-nom-nom!
462
00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:02,288
You're too good for that tower, sir.
463
00:19:02,313 --> 00:19:04,947
You need to get back out there
and build another monstrosity,
464
00:19:04,972 --> 00:19:06,471
maybe a detention center
465
00:19:06,496 --> 00:19:09,028
or a self-sealing cube
for menstruating women.
466
00:19:09,053 --> 00:19:12,087
I'm just worried that I
let my soulmate get away.
467
00:19:18,454 --> 00:19:20,235
We're in a pickle, Chuck.
468
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,794
If we act like ourselves,
we're despised,
469
00:19:22,819 --> 00:19:25,392
but if we act like AOC, we're popular.
470
00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:26,717
What do we do?!
471
00:19:26,742 --> 00:19:29,478
Let's just become Republicans.
472
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:32,556
Ah, we couldn't live with
ourselves if we got stuff done.
473
00:19:32,581 --> 00:19:35,381
You're right. You know what?
We should open a travel agency!
474
00:19:35,406 --> 00:19:38,416
No one uses travel agents anymore.
475
00:19:38,441 --> 00:19:40,869
Exactly! We'd be the
only ones out there!
476
00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:44,863
But no one uses them!
That's why they don't exist!
477
00:19:44,888 --> 00:19:47,697
I know! That's the point!
478
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,650
Someone's got the sillies.
What got into you?
479
00:19:54,711 --> 00:19:56,510
I had a great idea last night.
480
00:19:56,535 --> 00:19:59,431
What if we build Trump Tower Moscow...
481
00:19:59,470 --> 00:20:02,306
in Rio, Brazil, baby?!
482
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:05,236
Dad, that sounds awesome,
but the only place
483
00:20:05,261 --> 00:20:08,643
you're building Trump Tower
Moscow Rio is in Moscow.
484
00:20:08,825 --> 00:20:11,956
Why? Because you're still
hung up on that hot-ass hotel.
485
00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:13,079
I'm so not.
486
00:20:13,104 --> 00:20:14,870
Then why did I find this under your bed
487
00:20:14,895 --> 00:20:17,636
next to blueprints for
something called Pizza Car?
488
00:20:17,737 --> 00:20:20,004
Ever since you launched your campaign,
489
00:20:20,029 --> 00:20:23,542
the Democrats, Robert
Mueller, everyone on Earth
490
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:26,600
has been trying to figure
out why you kiss Russia's ass,
491
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,370
as if it's something more
complicated than it is.
492
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,494
What is it?
493
00:20:30,519 --> 00:20:33,323
Love... of a shit ton of money.
494
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:36,604
But the tower's moved
on with Jeff Bezos.
495
00:20:36,681 --> 00:20:40,032
A lot of towers would love your
name on them. That I know.
496
00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:43,181
But sometimes the tower
that you were meant for
497
00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:46,548
was right in front of
you all along in Moscow.
498
00:20:46,744 --> 00:20:48,126
Now go to it.
499
00:20:49,402 --> 00:20:52,751
If we hold a vote on
AOC's Green New Deal,
500
00:20:52,776 --> 00:20:55,986
we'll get disinvited from
Exxon's Christmas party.
501
00:20:56,073 --> 00:20:59,189
Pitbull was there last year. Pitbull!
502
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:01,673
Maybe this is the only copy.
Throw it in the microwave.
503
00:21:06,487 --> 00:21:08,888
You know, I once heard
the next generation
504
00:21:08,913 --> 00:21:10,892
is looking for passionate leaders.
505
00:21:10,918 --> 00:21:13,072
Maybe the only way to keep power
506
00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:16,618
is to get out there and fight
for what we're told is right!
507
00:21:16,658 --> 00:21:19,626
Oh, boy. Nadler's gonna take
his clippers back, isn't he?
508
00:21:19,973 --> 00:21:22,103
It's called courage, Chuck.
509
00:21:24,898 --> 00:21:28,148
I'm flying to Moscow and
telling that tower how I feel,
510
00:21:28,173 --> 00:21:29,744
but, first, I'm gonna
watch a quick eight
511
00:21:29,768 --> 00:21:31,743
- straight hours of TV.
- Ass yeah!
512
00:21:36,683 --> 00:21:39,184
Dad! Jeff Bezos is breaking ground
513
00:21:39,209 --> 00:21:41,978
on his Moscow distribution
center in 12 hours!
514
00:21:42,003 --> 00:21:44,971
The flight is nine hours!
I'll never make it in time!
515
00:21:44,996 --> 00:21:46,041
- Aww, man.
- Ugh!
516
00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:47,135
Aww! Wait!
517
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,407
You can watch TV on the plane!
518
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,118
Eric, you're a genius!
519
00:21:52,207 --> 00:21:53,223
Madam Speaker,
520
00:21:53,247 --> 00:21:56,246
I urge you to bring
House Resolution 1878,
521
00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:58,636
the establishment of a
Green New Deal Commission,
522
00:21:58,661 --> 00:22:00,973
to the floor. And to
co-sponsor this bill,
523
00:22:00,998 --> 00:22:04,326
I brought with me today Queer
Eye sensation Jonathan Van Ness!
524
00:22:04,452 --> 00:22:08,060
I'm talking less greenhouse
gases, more renewable energy.
525
00:22:08,085 --> 00:22:11,482
I'm talking a 40%-to-60%
reduction in emissions
526
00:22:11,507 --> 00:22:14,529
from 2010 levels by 2030, honey!
527
00:22:17,808 --> 00:22:19,160
I'll be okay.
528
00:22:19,945 --> 00:22:23,145
This nation's greatest
accomplishments were the result
529
00:22:23,170 --> 00:22:26,879
of leaders soberly
pursuing reasonable goals.
530
00:22:26,973 --> 00:22:28,839
Like when Martin Luther King Jr.
531
00:22:28,864 --> 00:22:31,504
stood on the steps and
said those inspiring words,
532
00:22:31,756 --> 00:22:34,809
"I have a dream, but it will
never get through the Senate."
533
00:22:35,043 --> 00:22:37,239
But that's not the world
we live in anymore.
534
00:22:37,264 --> 00:22:41,209
We live in the world of
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,
535
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:43,501
where passionately pursuing your beliefs
536
00:22:43,526 --> 00:22:45,014
is somehow more important
537
00:22:45,039 --> 00:22:47,435
than not making donor dinners awkward.
538
00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:51,420
And that's why I
support this absurd bill!
539
00:22:52,555 --> 00:22:54,088
All in favor?
540
00:22:54,113 --> 00:22:55,178
Aye!
541
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,949
And the ayes have it.
542
00:22:57,028 --> 00:22:59,217
Chuck, you'll take it from here.
543
00:22:59,372 --> 00:23:01,739
On behalf of the United States Senate,
544
00:23:01,764 --> 00:23:04,713
I pronounce this bill dead on arrival!
545
00:23:06,429 --> 00:23:08,916
Whoo! Yippee!
546
00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:12,566
Oh, I'm so nervous. H-H-How do I look?
547
00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:15,457
If it's meant to be, it won't
matter how long your tie is.
548
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,285
Don, I couldn't have done it
without you, my best friend.
549
00:23:21,070 --> 00:23:23,183
I can't say it without laughing!
550
00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:26,629
Who's best friends with their dad?!
551
00:23:26,654 --> 00:23:27,980
Pathetic!
552
00:23:28,134 --> 00:23:31,019
And now to break ground
on this distribution center
553
00:23:31,044 --> 00:23:33,445
whose working conditions
terrify even me.
554
00:23:35,349 --> 00:23:37,019
Shit! Ass! We're too late!
555
00:23:37,952 --> 00:23:40,967
N-o-o-o-o!
556
00:23:40,992 --> 00:23:43,928
Aaaaah!
557
00:23:43,953 --> 00:23:45,819
Whoa! Jesus Christ, Donald!
558
00:23:45,844 --> 00:23:48,209
There's a lot of vital
organs where that shovel is!
559
00:23:48,234 --> 00:23:50,990
Hey. This is the healthiest
thing I've ever put in my body.
560
00:23:51,101 --> 00:23:54,603
Look, Putin, no one is getting
between me and that tower,
561
00:23:54,628 --> 00:23:56,795
especially you and Jerk Bozo.
562
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:58,352
That's my new nickname for him.
563
00:23:58,377 --> 00:23:59,850
Do we like it? We like it.
564
00:23:59,885 --> 00:24:02,352
Donald, listen. I have
given the land to Bezos.
565
00:24:02,377 --> 00:24:04,490
Unlike you, he actually has the power
566
00:24:04,515 --> 00:24:06,303
to get the U.S. to pull out of NATO.
567
00:24:06,328 --> 00:24:07,928
Hold it right there, Vladimir.
568
00:24:07,953 --> 00:24:10,123
Like so many Amazon employees,
569
00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:13,303
Donald here has sacrificed his
vital organs to make a buck,
570
00:24:13,407 --> 00:24:15,240
and there's something
to be said for that.
571
00:24:15,313 --> 00:24:18,775
So you're giving me the land
so I can build my cool hotel?!
572
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,705
Oh, God, no. I got to make a buck, too.
573
00:24:20,730 --> 00:24:22,128
So let's break this ground!
574
00:24:25,162 --> 00:24:27,127
There's gonna be so much piss and shit.
575
00:24:27,152 --> 00:24:28,298
It's gonna be great.
576
00:24:28,707 --> 00:24:30,744
Don, pull the plane around.
577
00:24:30,864 --> 00:24:33,498
I literally have no idea how to do that.
578
00:24:33,523 --> 00:24:37,002
Don, you're embarrassing
me. Pull around the plane.
579
00:24:39,246 --> 00:24:42,947
Well, Chuck, we held onto
power for one more day.
580
00:24:43,029 --> 00:24:44,432
Do you think we'll ever kill someone
581
00:24:44,456 --> 00:24:45,962
in the name of preserving our status?
582
00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:49,595
There's a lot of bends in
the river of life. Who knows?
583
00:24:49,741 --> 00:24:53,103
Hey. I know you really
wanted this, so here you go.
584
00:24:53,698 --> 00:24:54,768
Oh, my God.
585
00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:56,582
- Where did you get these?!
- I promised
586
00:24:56,607 --> 00:24:58,786
Jerry Nadler I'd teach
him to floss dance.
587
00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:02,435
So, some other freshmen
congresspeople and I
588
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:03,678
are going to Twitch stream ourselves
589
00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:06,489
eating fast casual ramen
and talking wage slavery.
590
00:25:06,514 --> 00:25:07,607
You should come.
591
00:25:08,655 --> 00:25:10,536
You know... we just might.
592
00:25:12,465 --> 00:25:14,465
She didn't tell us where she lives.
593
00:25:15,387 --> 00:25:16,451
Shit.
594
00:25:25,115 --> 00:25:27,349
Are you gonna get that thing taken out?
595
00:25:28,285 --> 00:25:30,052
Nah. I kinda like it.
596
00:25:30,077 --> 00:25:32,146
It's like my own little kickstand.
597
00:25:32,673 --> 00:25:33,772
How ya doin'?
598
00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,622
I-I'm serious. How are you doing?
599
00:25:35,647 --> 00:25:37,333
I'm all right. I'm just learning
600
00:25:37,358 --> 00:25:39,591
to love the dictator
I see in the mirror.
601
00:25:39,616 --> 00:25:40,997
Good for you.
602
00:25:43,202 --> 00:25:44,667
Hey. Uhh...
603
00:25:44,692 --> 00:25:47,404
Kim Jong-un says if we lift
sanctions on North Korea,
604
00:25:47,429 --> 00:25:49,068
he'll build Trump Tower Pyongyang.
605
00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:52,052
Should I tell him you're
taking time for yourself, or...?
606
00:25:52,077 --> 00:25:54,143
Hey, Kim Jong-un!
607
00:25:54,168 --> 00:25:57,069
I know your nation isn't
big on feeding people,
608
00:25:57,094 --> 00:26:00,052
but what do you think about
really nice restaurants?
609
00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:04,914
♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪
610
00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:08,172
♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪
611
00:26:08,628 --> 00:26:11,095
♪ Is Donald Trump the president? ♪
612
00:26:11,127 --> 00:26:12,502
♪ Yes, he is ♪
613
00:26:12,527 --> 00:26:15,494
♪ Yes, he is, we elected him president ♪
614
00:26:15,519 --> 00:26:18,198
♪ Is Donald Trump the president? ♪
615
00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:19,497
♪ Yes, he is ♪
616
00:26:19,522 --> 00:26:22,559
♪ We had a vote and
elected him president ♪
617
00:26:22,773 --> 00:26:27,936
♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪
618
00:26:29,969 --> 00:26:31,546
♪ Donald Trump ♪
619
00:26:31,571 --> 00:26:34,320
♪ He is our president ♪
620
00:26:35,099 --> 00:26:37,765
♪ We made him president ♪
621
00:26:38,656 --> 00:26:40,702
♪ We did it ♪
622
00:26:40,727 --> 00:26:43,984
♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪
623
00:26:44,734 --> 00:26:47,336
♪ We elected Donald Trump ♪
624
00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:51,006
♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪
625
00:26:51,461 --> 00:26:54,922
♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪
626
00:26:55,079 --> 00:26:58,564
♪ Yeah ♪
627
00:26:58,589 --> 00:26:59,589
Trump!
628
00:27:01,174 --> 00:27:03,298
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