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God...
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911, what's the address
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to your emergency?
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I-I'd like to report
a domestic dispute
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in my apartment building.
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And what is
the address to your emergency?
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Hold on.
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It's 4200 Greenbush Avenue,
a-apartment four.
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I can't...
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No, no, I can't.
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No, I can't stay on the phone.
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He's hitting her.
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Ladies and gents,
brace yourselves.
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I have some bad news.
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Zac Efron is off the market.
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Anything good?
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It's a wedding invitation.
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Nicer than ours?
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Not a chance.
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All right.
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I was thinking we could
go to the caterer's on Sunday,
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try out that new menu.
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Yeah, I love it,
that sounds great.
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You know, if we don't end up
feeling like seeing
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PJ and Lauren tonight,
we can cancel,
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it's totally fine.
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Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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All right, should I tell him?
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- Yes.
- All right fine, it's...
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All right.
So for months,
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we were trying to get in
touch with the guy's team,
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we're trying to sign
the guy to the agency.
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No answer.
We're doing everything we can,
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trying to reach the guy's
higher ups, everything.
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We're trying every possible
combination of email address,
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doesn't work,
nothing, all right?
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So I've been reading a lot
about the Medici family.
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These guys, they got all
the money in the world,
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they're secluded from everybody.
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And I was thinking,
and I was like,
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these rich people,
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they don't have social media.
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You can't get in touch with
these people.
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They don't have Facebook
or anything.
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But you can bet these
motherfuckers have Venmo.
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No.
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Yeah, bro.
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So I send the guy a Venmo
request for two pennies
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to get his two cents about
Jordan and I being his agents.
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And that worked?
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Fuck yeah, it worked.
That's why I ordered champagne.
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We're meeting with his team
tomorrow.
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Brave new world.
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Is that legal?
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What, are we gonna
get in trouble?
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Excuse me,
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could we get a check
when you get a chance?
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April 11th is coming up soon.
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Are you all deep into
wedding plans?
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Yeah, less than two months.
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Yeah, there's a lot.
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Our families,
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I'm the last of my sisters
to get married
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so there's a lot of stress
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around where people
are going to sit.
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But then you remember
it's an open bar
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and will practically run itself.
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And if it does all fall apart,
we're skipping town.
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We're doing a road trip
honeymoon.
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It was my idea.
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That friend of mine
that was staying with us...
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- Are we allowed to tell them?
- Yeah, you can tell 'em.
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Okay, so a friend of mine
from Berkeley,
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she was staying with us, right?
She's a flight attendant.
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She was telling us all these
crazy stories about flying.
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Like they have plans to
flip the plane upside down
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in case there's a terrorist,
and having to land early
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because of people having
anxiety attacks,
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really interesting stuff,
really insane.
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Anyway, she was telling us
a story about
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a totally normal flight,
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and this woman and her
husband are in first class
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for their honeymoon, I guess,
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and they're getting off
the plane
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and the woman collapses,
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young woman, newlyweds.
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And she is beautiful
apparently, right?
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They realize she's got
blood on her,
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but she says she's fine,
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nobody knows what's going on.
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The TSA gets involved.
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They realize that some of
the blood has dried on her.
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Turns out, she and her husband
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got into a fight about
God knows what
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and he stabbed her in the ribs
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with an in-flight
champagne bottle.
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So they all think it's
a sex trafficking thing but it's not.
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They bring everybody in.
She tells the TSA
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they both work in careers
where image is everything
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and she just didn't want
anybody to know
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that they'd been fighting.
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Isn't that insane?
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Thank you guys
so much for coming in.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Could you?
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I mean I only had
one glass of wine.
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Did you? 'Cause I feel like
you had about three or four.
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That's when you usually start
telling your long stories.
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I definitely didn't have
the lamb kebabs, that's crazy.
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I hate lamb,
would never order that.
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No, no.
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Yes.
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APE, this is Amy.
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So what is a packaging deal?
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Packaging deals are
large payments
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that we get when a TV show
or movie is greenlit
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for us having arranged the
creative team behind a project.
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It is an ancillary,
often private contract,
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that allows us to
wield our power
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to enter deals for way more
than the 10%
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we're making
from our client pool.
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There's no such thing as
problems, okay?
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Only opportunities.
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Now, the cocksuckers at the WGA
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trying to tell everybody
about packaging
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and getting their members
to leave our agency
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is the biggest opportunity
we've ever faced.
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It would mean
the end of growth for us.
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Now, what that means is
that this building here,
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this structure that
we're in right now, um...
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it won't...
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It won't be around anymore.
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- Hi, Jordan.
- Yes.
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I installed that
Chrome extension
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that wishes your friends
happy birthday...
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And PJ's looking for you.
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The China team arrived
30 minutes early.
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Okay, wait, sorry,
you said China's here?
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China's here right now?
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- Why is China here?
- Jordan, Jordan.
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Hey, hey, Raymond's here.
China's here. Come on.
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Jaclyn, was I taken
off of the email chain?
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We're supposed to
meet in the lobby
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for small talk and handshakes.
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That's Psychology 101.
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You asked me to take you
off that email chain.
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- Hey, PJ.
- Okay, well put me back on.
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Hey, yeah, whatever.
They're talking new productions.
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They love Marvel.
They want our roster.
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- Okay? Great.
- I love it, it's exciting.
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Things are moving, it's exciting.
I can take you to 100%.
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Flattery's not gonna
work on this guy, okay?
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He's smart.
Dude, we did this.
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His wife's name's Laura.
He supports the Chinese government.
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It's between us and CAA.
I will not let this happen again.
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Fuck CAA, that should be
my license plate. Come on.
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Nope, actually,
give me that back.
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Hey, dude, forget about
your wedding invitation
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for five fucking seconds, okay?
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You don't let him sit.
You say, "Let's keep talking.
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Let's keep talking."
Hunyíng means
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welcome to the team and
you've got to get it right.
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Jordan, this is China.
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Hunyíng.
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Okay great.
Come on.
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- Hey, there he is.
- Hey, there's my guy.
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- Jordan Hines, how are you?
- Ni hao.
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Ni hao,
"ni how" the hell are ya?
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Welcome to Hollywood.
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- Want some coffee?
- No, no coffee for me,
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thank you, I have an ulcer.
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Our bonehead of an assistant
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- must've miscommunicated...
- What's an ulcer?
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An ulcer, it's nothing.
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It's... It's -
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It's an open sore on my insides.
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It might kill me.
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How was your flight?
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It's fine.
No, no, it's fine.
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It's... No, it's false alarm,
it's okay.
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Please have a seat. Please,
have a... No, have a seat.
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Please, no, please, have a seat.
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Yeah, have a seat,
everybody have a seat.
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It's exciting.
I'm excited.
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I am excited.
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It's exciting.
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Everything's fine.
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Just get the package.
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Just get the packaging deal.
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The building isn't collapsing.
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Well let's keep talking.
I'm excited.
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Well, let's keep talking.
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Hey! Hey!
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Ma'am!
Don't throw shit at my car.
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I lease this fucking car.
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Ma'am!
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What the fuck?
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Is that him?
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Yeah, that's him.
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Sorry, we don't have to
stay long.
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It's important to come across
as enthusiastic and authentic
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when you're signing someone
like this,
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when it's this big of
a commitment.
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I'm gonna get you home soon.
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- Go for it.
- Okay.
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Raymond, Jordan Hines,
how are you?
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Got you.
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- I love it.
- Of course you do.
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I wanted to introduce you
to my future wife, Caroline,
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who's fucking here somewhere.
Um...
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Whatever, grab yourself a drink?
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No, I'm just the driver
tonight, five years sober.
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I wanted to, um, make sure
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that you had everything
that you needed
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before you left to go to China
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and our agency represents
a lot of intellectual property.
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So if there's ever
anything that you wanted
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to make into a TV show
or a movie,
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even if there's an article
that you read maybe
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we'd be happy to look into
acquiring those rights-
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- Everyone!
- Yeah.
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Excuse me, everyone.
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The silent auction ends
in 25 minutes,
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so place your bids.
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Everything is tax deductible,
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and it's for a great cause.
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So don't be cheap?
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And speaking of cheap,
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I'm looking at these piece
of shit agents who snuck in.
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Yeah, yeah.
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- He's a character.
- You know what happens
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if you cheat, what happens?
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Yeah.
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Thank you so much
for stopping by.
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Thank you so much for having us.
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I wanted to ask where did
you order the flowers?
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I got them from a website.
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- Fleur-de-Lis?
- That's right.
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Yeah, that's who we're
using for the wedding.
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- Honey, aren't they beautiful.
- Yeah, they're gorgeous.
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We live in the future,
isn't that exciting?
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When are you getting married?
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Very, very soon.
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Honey?
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- Are you all right?
- Yeah, everything's fine.
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I'm just gonna... I'm gonna
say something to him.
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I'm gonna lose him
and I just wanna...
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Let me just...
Give me one more try,
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just give me one more try.
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Raymond, I just wanted to say
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thank you so much for having us.
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My fiancée and I are leaving,
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and I wanted to say
one last thing to you,
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that we're not
the angry bulldogs
256
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,917
that Entourage
makes us out to be.
257
00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:12,000
I think television tends to
make us out to be
258
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:13,585
these angry petty people.
259
00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:16,042
But a lot of that film industry
aspect left with Harvey.
260
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:18,042
Who the fuck is this?
261
00:21:25,835 --> 00:21:28,460
So the world is entering into
this really exciting time
262
00:21:28,585 --> 00:21:30,685
of digital international growth
and we're a part of it.
263
00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:32,667
And the way that our team works,
264
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,810
I feel like it could make
life very exciting for you
265
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,085
with the way that
we package our projects.
266
00:21:37,210 --> 00:21:39,460
I don't need anything packaged.
267
00:21:39,585 --> 00:21:42,250
That's a term you made up
to steal people's money,
268
00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:44,625
and it's all gonna collapse
around you.
269
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:47,667
We don't need agents
to book our travel.
270
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:50,960
We don't need agents to
pretend to be producers.
271
00:21:51,085 --> 00:21:54,125
You are a dying social network,
272
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:57,710
and everyone can't wait
to watch you fall apart.
273
00:22:03,292 --> 00:22:05,000
Well let's keep talking.
274
00:22:07,585 --> 00:22:09,417
Love the honesty.
275
00:22:09,542 --> 00:22:11,042
We love that.
276
00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:33,917
Thank you for having us.
277
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,125
How is your ulcer?
278
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:38,335
It's fine.
Killing me.
279
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,750
So, yeah, he's a really
interesting character.
280
00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:45,435
I had a good long conversation
with him.
281
00:22:45,542 --> 00:22:47,167
It's not a no,
he's gonna think about it.
282
00:22:47,292 --> 00:22:48,602
We're gonna keep the
conversation open.
283
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:49,977
PJ said he would call him in
the morning.
284
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,542
He's the closer,
he'll close the deal.
285
00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:53,960
He did grab me in the groin
before we left.
286
00:22:54,085 --> 00:22:55,875
I think it's a cultural thing.
287
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,727
And if he signs with CAA,
it's not the worst thing in the world.
288
00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:59,710
He could still be
a hip pocket client.
289
00:22:59,835 --> 00:23:01,394
We could still package
some things for him.
290
00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:03,269
Maybe bring some of his
Chinese intellectual property
291
00:23:03,292 --> 00:23:06,500
to the United States and develop it
under our studio wing now.
292
00:23:06,625 --> 00:23:09,185
And, yeah, we just signed Tiger Woods
as a director this morning.
293
00:23:09,292 --> 00:23:10,960
They're gonna reboot
Caddyshack with dogs.
294
00:23:11,085 --> 00:23:12,667
So all in all tonight, yeah,
295
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:15,125
tonight was a great night
for everybody.
296
00:23:16,417 --> 00:23:17,875
Cool.
297
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,625
Honey, is anything going on?
298
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:26,750
With me?
299
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,750
No, honey. What?
300
00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:33,560
We're getting married in,
like, six weeks.
301
00:23:33,585 --> 00:23:36,335
If anything were going on,
I'd let you know.
302
00:24:08,710 --> 00:24:10,792
No fucking way.
303
00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:24,625
Hello?
304
00:26:43,125 --> 00:26:45,585
Hey, there's my guy.
305
00:26:45,710 --> 00:26:47,250
Do you want to do something
helpful?
306
00:26:47,375 --> 00:26:48,500
There's my guy.
There he is.
307
00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:50,250
You're so brave.
308
00:26:53,835 --> 00:26:56,042
It's exciting. Exciting.
We're excited. We love it.
309
00:26:56,167 --> 00:26:57,335
We're excited.
We're excited.
310
00:26:57,460 --> 00:26:58,935
We're all excited.
Let's keep talking.
311
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,500
Let's keep talking.
Let's keep talking.
312
00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:03,625
Terrence, I just got the email
about you joining the WGA.
313
00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:05,125
I'm so sorry to hear that.
314
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,835
I was just about to
put you forward
315
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,042
for a television show
in the writer's room.
316
00:27:09,167 --> 00:27:10,460
But what happened?
317
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:12,210
I thought you wanted to be
famous.
318
00:27:17,667 --> 00:27:19,710
Okay, so let's say some
actor comes up to you
319
00:27:19,835 --> 00:27:21,167
and says you can't
get them work.
320
00:27:21,292 --> 00:27:23,250
You say, "Get new headshots.
321
00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,000
You're calling on my
family phone."
322
00:27:25,125 --> 00:27:27,352
Well, that's what's so exciting
is the audience for television
323
00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:29,500
is so much larger than
independent film.
324
00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:31,542
How much longer do you
want to keep making stuff
325
00:27:31,667 --> 00:27:32,960
that nobody's seeing?
326
00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:36,375
Deflect, attack,
replace victim with offender,
327
00:27:38,210 --> 00:27:41,460
Picture that
your children, starving,
328
00:27:41,585 --> 00:27:45,875
and these WGA members
just standing
329
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,625
above your children
and laughing...
330
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:50,792
'cause that's what
they're doing.
331
00:27:50,917 --> 00:27:52,625
That's what all of the WGA
is doing.
332
00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:54,710
They're laughing at
your starving children.
333
00:27:54,835 --> 00:27:57,292
Relax for five fucking
seconds. I'm on the phone.
334
00:27:57,417 --> 00:27:59,210
It's sick.
335
00:27:59,335 --> 00:28:02,210
We're too strong to fail.
336
00:28:02,335 --> 00:28:04,792
We are too strong to fail.
337
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,585
We're too strong to fail.
We are too strong to fail.
338
00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:09,835
Yeah, I own a Tesla.
We're excited.
339
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:10,960
Are you all mine?
340
00:28:12,417 --> 00:28:13,750
I am.
341
00:28:54,792 --> 00:28:55,792
Hey.
342
00:28:56,917 --> 00:28:57,917
Hey.
343
00:28:58,792 --> 00:28:59,792
May I have one?
344
00:29:00,710 --> 00:29:01,710
Sure.
345
00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:09,625
You'll do great here.
346
00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:12,585
Jaclyn, come on in, have a seat.
347
00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:14,210
Okay.
348
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,085
How are you?
349
00:29:17,210 --> 00:29:19,167
What do you want to do
with your life?
350
00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:21,710
Well, I don't know yet.
351
00:29:21,835 --> 00:29:24,917
- This.
- Yeah, right.
352
00:29:25,042 --> 00:29:26,625
Nobody wants to be here forever.
353
00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:28,167
Everybody wants something else.
354
00:29:28,292 --> 00:29:29,667
What do you want?
355
00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:31,250
- Honestly, I do.
- Honestly, you do.
356
00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:32,667
What are you from Mayberry?
357
00:29:32,792 --> 00:29:33,977
What are you from
the Andy Griffith Show?
358
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,417
Who talks like that?
359
00:29:35,542 --> 00:29:38,125
What can I do for you?
How can I help?
360
00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:40,477
We have all these retreats
where we wheel out Tony Robbins
361
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:42,292
and he tells us
how happy we are,
362
00:29:42,417 --> 00:29:44,375
how to take over the town,
take control.
363
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:46,310
Why don't you stop lying
to everybody in the office
364
00:29:46,335 --> 00:29:47,960
all day every day
365
00:29:48,085 --> 00:29:50,460
and finally admit
what you actually want?
366
00:29:50,585 --> 00:29:52,417
What does Jaclyn want?
367
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:56,000
Okay.
368
00:29:56,125 --> 00:29:58,086
Could you put me in touch with
the investment firm
369
00:29:58,167 --> 00:30:00,417
I heard you and Raymond's
team talking about?
370
00:30:02,125 --> 00:30:04,335
Yes, I will.
371
00:30:06,335 --> 00:30:07,335
Wall Street?
372
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:11,960
See, wasn't that easy?
373
00:30:12,085 --> 00:30:14,227
Now you're not letting that
eat at you from the inside.
374
00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,417
Doesn't that feel good?
375
00:30:15,542 --> 00:30:18,042
It does.
You're in a good mood.
376
00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:20,375
Did your wife sit on
your face this morning?
377
00:30:23,042 --> 00:30:25,375
What'd you say?
378
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:28,085
Did you wake up on the right side
of the bed this morning?
379
00:30:28,210 --> 00:30:29,375
It's an expression.
380
00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:35,500
Yeah, I guess I... I guess I did.
381
00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:40,210
Well, great.
Thanks for this.
382
00:30:40,335 --> 00:30:42,185
I'll have to change my resume
to list working for you on it.
383
00:30:42,210 --> 00:30:43,477
Could you give me till tomorrow?
384
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,977
Yeah, of course...
Yeah, it's nothing.
385
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,585
And accounting had questions
386
00:30:46,710 --> 00:30:48,852
about a $10,000 charge that
was put on the company card...
387
00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:50,352
Yeah, that's fine,
I'll take care of that,
388
00:30:50,375 --> 00:30:52,167
- Thank you.
- Open or closed?
389
00:30:52,292 --> 00:30:53,417
Close that door, thank you.
390
00:31:38,667 --> 00:31:41,210
No, she said it.
391
00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:48,335
Hey, you're here early.
392
00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:49,542
We just started the Keurig.
393
00:31:49,667 --> 00:31:50,835
Hey Jaclyn,
394
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,200
can I talk to you for a second?
395
00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:53,750
Yeah, sure, what's up?
396
00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:55,155
So we were in my office
yesterday
397
00:31:55,210 --> 00:31:56,685
and I thought I heard you
say something
398
00:31:56,710 --> 00:31:58,394
and I just want to make
sure that you had said it.
399
00:31:58,417 --> 00:31:59,644
It's not a big deal.
You're not in trouble or anything.
400
00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:01,460
- Hey, Maggie.
- Hi, Jordan.
401
00:32:01,585 --> 00:32:02,977
But I said that I would connect you
with the people at Black Rock
402
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,602
and then you said something
about waking up on
403
00:32:04,625 --> 00:32:06,335
the right side of the bed.
404
00:32:06,460 --> 00:32:08,417
Do you remember what you
actually said?
405
00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:12,500
I'm not sure I understand.
406
00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:13,917
- Okay.
- If it's a big deal,
407
00:32:14,042 --> 00:32:15,542
it's really not that important.
408
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:18,917
I had my boyfriend work on
my resume with me.
409
00:32:19,042 --> 00:32:21,042
I'm sorry if I said
something I shouldn't have.
410
00:32:21,167 --> 00:32:23,210
Was I out of line?
411
00:32:23,335 --> 00:32:25,750
- I'm so sorry if I was.
- I'm sure you weren't.
412
00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:27,335
And you didn't say anything?
413
00:32:29,835 --> 00:32:32,750
My God.
What do you think I said?
414
00:32:36,917 --> 00:32:39,835
Okay, so this is great.
So this is a failure, okay?
415
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,769
So I can't use the language that
I'd like to use to you right now
416
00:32:41,792 --> 00:32:43,500
because of the new direction
417
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:45,665
that the agency and the
country is going so I won't,
418
00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:47,352
and I'll just say that
this isn't working.
419
00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:49,792
Okay? All this isn't,
you aren't working for me.
420
00:32:49,917 --> 00:32:51,185
So how are you gonna
come in tomorrow?
421
00:32:51,210 --> 00:32:52,410
Let's call today a wash, okay?
422
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,875
How are you gonna come in
tomorrow?
423
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,167
'Cause there is a line of
recent college graduates
424
00:32:56,292 --> 00:32:57,852
that are just dying to
come in here and work,
425
00:32:57,875 --> 00:32:59,917
to sit in that fucking seat.
426
00:33:00,042 --> 00:33:03,167
So tell me, how are you gonna look
tomorrow when you come in?
427
00:33:03,292 --> 00:33:04,875
How are you gonna
convince me today
428
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,625
that you're better at your
fucking job tomorrow,
429
00:33:07,750 --> 00:33:08,960
Jacqueline?
430
00:33:11,085 --> 00:33:12,875
I'll do better.
431
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,335
I'm still new here.
432
00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:25,167
That's great to hear.
Send over that resume.
433
00:33:25,292 --> 00:33:26,972
I cannot wait to send it out
to new people.
434
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,375
Tell your boyfriend
I said thanks
435
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,625
and don't go on my computer
again.
436
00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:32,750
You don't know the first
fucking thing
437
00:33:32,875 --> 00:33:34,042
about my personal life.
438
00:33:36,167 --> 00:33:37,710
And I am gonna need
new Pepto-Bismol
439
00:33:37,835 --> 00:33:39,085
immediately after lunch.
440
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:46,585
Hollywood.
441
00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:04,210
Fuck.
442
00:34:36,085 --> 00:34:38,168
Fuck. Hey!
443
00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:39,876
Hello, how can I help you?
444
00:34:40,001 --> 00:34:41,436
How are you?
I'm wondering if I can get
445
00:34:41,460 --> 00:34:43,543
a receipt printed out
for my stay.
446
00:34:43,668 --> 00:34:45,085
I stayed here a few weeks ago
447
00:34:45,210 --> 00:34:47,793
and my assistant was
cleaning out a car that I own
448
00:34:47,918 --> 00:34:50,001
and must've thrown it away
like a fucking idiot.
449
00:34:50,126 --> 00:34:52,626
Well that happens.
Do you have a copy of your ID?
450
00:34:52,751 --> 00:34:54,835
I do, but I didn't make
the reservation.
451
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,101
I work for a big company
and I'm not sure who's name
452
00:34:56,126 --> 00:34:57,668
- it would have been under.
- I see.
453
00:34:57,793 --> 00:34:59,351
So you don't know the name
the reservation was made under?
454
00:34:59,376 --> 00:35:02,168
I don't, but it would've been
the 4th of March
455
00:35:02,293 --> 00:35:04,376
in room 320 at about 1:10 p.m.
456
00:35:04,501 --> 00:35:06,260
Or I'm uncertain, it
could have been anytime.
457
00:35:06,376 --> 00:35:08,543
Okay.
458
00:35:08,668 --> 00:35:10,710
Well, unfortunately it won't
let me search for that.
459
00:35:10,835 --> 00:35:12,561
Is there a way you can get
the name or card number
460
00:35:12,585 --> 00:35:15,793
of the person who made
the reservation?
461
00:35:15,918 --> 00:35:17,960
Okay, so I already said that
there isn't.
462
00:35:18,085 --> 00:35:19,376
I work for a big talent agency
463
00:35:19,501 --> 00:35:22,043
and I'm not a small fry
over there, the big one.
464
00:35:22,168 --> 00:35:23,811
A couple letters,
I'll give you three guesses.
465
00:35:23,835 --> 00:35:25,518
You're only gonna need one.
I'm getting married soon,
466
00:35:25,543 --> 00:35:28,210
and I don't know who
would have made the reser...
467
00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:29,835
Are you in the film industry?
468
00:35:31,168 --> 00:35:33,168
I'm not.
469
00:35:33,293 --> 00:35:34,413
Now if you can call someone,
470
00:35:34,501 --> 00:35:35,860
we can get that to you
immediately,
471
00:35:35,918 --> 00:35:38,543
but it's hotel privacy policy,
I'm so sorry.
472
00:35:38,668 --> 00:35:40,393
- What if I was robbed?
- I'm sorry, if what?
473
00:35:40,418 --> 00:35:42,257
Let's say I was only in
the room for 17 minutes
474
00:35:42,335 --> 00:35:43,893
and somebody stole something
from my safe,
475
00:35:43,918 --> 00:35:45,268
and what if I also thought
that you two at the hotel
476
00:35:45,293 --> 00:35:46,960
had something to do with it?
477
00:35:47,085 --> 00:35:49,751
I actually don't know the protocol
for something like that.
478
00:35:49,876 --> 00:35:52,043
I think we'd have to
call the police.
479
00:35:52,168 --> 00:35:54,085
And what if I am the police?
480
00:35:55,168 --> 00:35:58,376
Sir, if you were the police,
481
00:35:58,501 --> 00:36:00,141
you would've probably called
ahead of time
482
00:36:00,210 --> 00:36:02,668
and you also would've shown me
your ID when I asked for it
483
00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:05,418
and maybe you wouldn't
have spent 45 minutes
484
00:36:05,543 --> 00:36:07,960
telling me how big of
a Hollywood agent you are.
485
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:14,210
Yeah, that's... Yeah.
486
00:36:14,335 --> 00:36:15,686
Is there anything else
we can help you with today?
487
00:36:15,710 --> 00:36:17,126
No, I don't think that there is.
488
00:36:17,251 --> 00:36:19,331
- Well, thanks for coming in.
- Thanks for having me.
489
00:36:28,043 --> 00:36:29,710
I've got this rumbling
stomach that says,
490
00:36:29,835 --> 00:36:31,960
yeah, I need food.
491
00:36:32,085 --> 00:36:35,960
- I'm ravenous and I...
- Hey, so sorry, keep going.
492
00:36:36,085 --> 00:36:37,835
And I need people
that are ravenous too.
493
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,876
I need people that are hungry.
494
00:36:41,001 --> 00:36:42,335
When I go to Buca di Beppo,
495
00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:45,126
I order a Fettuccine Supreme
and that server,
496
00:36:45,251 --> 00:36:46,751
she brings out and says...
497
00:36:46,876 --> 00:36:48,518
- What is this meeting about?
- WGA packaging.
498
00:36:48,543 --> 00:36:50,876
- What is it?
- WGA packaging.
499
00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:53,418
Nope, no, we're not doing that.
500
00:36:53,543 --> 00:36:55,351
Sorry, keep going.
I just don't have time for it today.
501
00:36:55,376 --> 00:36:57,960
I didn't know that this was
gonna be what this was about.
502
00:36:58,085 --> 00:37:00,405
What I initially wanted to
come in here to talk to about...
503
00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:02,300
It's fine. It's fine,
we're too strong to fail,
504
00:37:02,418 --> 00:37:03,876
everybody's doing great.
505
00:37:04,001 --> 00:37:07,085
I wanted to talk to PJ
and see if you have that thing.
506
00:37:07,210 --> 00:37:09,335
That... You remember that
thing? Stop talking.
507
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:11,626
Do you have that thing
that we used to do a lot
508
00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:13,061
and now I'm not doing
too much anymore?
509
00:37:13,085 --> 00:37:14,626
Do you know
what I'm talking about?
510
00:37:14,751 --> 00:37:16,251
- Top drawer.
- Great, thanks.
511
00:37:16,376 --> 00:37:19,168
- It's not what you think.
- Excuse me, Jaclyn.
512
00:37:20,501 --> 00:37:22,293
Walking, thank you.
513
00:37:24,501 --> 00:37:25,626
Should I keep going?
514
00:37:29,085 --> 00:37:32,085
I think maybe now is
a good time we all take a break
515
00:37:32,210 --> 00:37:36,335
and reassess exactly
what it is we're doing here.
516
00:37:50,043 --> 00:37:51,751
- How's your stomach?
- It's fine.
517
00:37:54,001 --> 00:37:55,876
- You seem stressed.
- I'm not stressed.
518
00:37:56,001 --> 00:37:57,476
I just feel like I have this
huge thing
519
00:37:57,501 --> 00:37:59,668
that's hanging over me
at all times.
520
00:37:59,793 --> 00:38:02,251
Well, it was nice almost
planning a wedding with you.
521
00:38:02,376 --> 00:38:04,376
Okay, hey, I'm here.
What can I do?
522
00:38:04,501 --> 00:38:06,793
What do you need from me?
523
00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:08,918
It's just the fucking
place cards.
524
00:38:11,085 --> 00:38:12,543
Did you read the email?
525
00:38:12,668 --> 00:38:14,168
- Yes. Yes.
- Yes?
526
00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:15,518
The place card setting email.
Yeah.
527
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:17,543
- Yes?
- Loved it.
528
00:38:21,585 --> 00:38:24,543
When's the last time
you hung out with PJ?
529
00:38:24,668 --> 00:38:26,210
I mean he's your
actual friend, right?
530
00:38:26,335 --> 00:38:28,126
Why don't you talk to him
about this?
531
00:38:31,043 --> 00:38:33,585
See, you're smart.
532
00:38:33,710 --> 00:38:35,590
I guess that's why we're
getting married, right?
533
00:38:37,126 --> 00:38:38,126
It is.
534
00:38:40,543 --> 00:38:42,126
You worry too much.
535
00:38:42,251 --> 00:38:44,751
Most people don't get so
worked up about their job.
536
00:38:46,793 --> 00:38:49,210
Everything's gonna be great.
537
00:40:07,668 --> 00:40:08,811
Hello, you've
reached the law offices
538
00:40:08,835 --> 00:40:09,936
of Kay, Donovan, and Associates.
539
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,501
Please leave a message
540
00:40:11,626 --> 00:40:13,666
and we'll get back to you
as soon as we can, thanks.
541
00:40:15,085 --> 00:40:16,460
This is Laura.
542
00:40:16,585 --> 00:40:19,918
Please have Jerry call me back.
543
00:40:20,043 --> 00:40:21,918
I shot Raymond in the car.
544
00:40:27,085 --> 00:40:29,793
Um, okay, can I just
do a vodka soda please?
545
00:40:29,918 --> 00:40:30,960
- Two please.
- Thank you.
546
00:40:31,085 --> 00:40:33,668
- Thank you.
- Wow, two, okay.
547
00:40:33,793 --> 00:40:36,626
Yeah, shit, two please,
thank you.
548
00:40:39,418 --> 00:40:40,418
Cold feet?
549
00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:46,210
What are we doing here?
550
00:40:50,751 --> 00:40:52,376
A couple of weeks ago,
551
00:40:52,501 --> 00:40:54,460
I got a letter in the mail
552
00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:57,418
inviting me to
a no strings attached
553
00:40:57,543 --> 00:41:00,668
sexual encounter
in a hotel room.
554
00:41:00,793 --> 00:41:03,001
It was a pretty card,
looked official.
555
00:41:03,126 --> 00:41:06,668
I don't know, I was stupid,
I went.
556
00:41:06,793 --> 00:41:09,585
Fuck you. What?
Dude, this is nuts.
557
00:41:09,710 --> 00:41:11,543
I had to wear a blindfold.
558
00:41:11,668 --> 00:41:14,626
I should've kept it,
but the woman...
559
00:41:14,751 --> 00:41:16,543
I can't even tell you.
560
00:41:16,668 --> 00:41:18,960
You know that thing where
something's different
561
00:41:19,085 --> 00:41:21,210
inside of the universe
in the multi-verse system
562
00:41:21,335 --> 00:41:22,893
and this is the one
thing that's different.
563
00:41:22,918 --> 00:41:24,436
It felt like that. I don't know,
it's hard to explain.
564
00:41:24,460 --> 00:41:25,851
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
565
00:41:25,876 --> 00:41:27,418
What's going on here?
Hold on.
566
00:41:27,543 --> 00:41:29,061
Wait, this is really happening,
you really did this?
567
00:41:29,085 --> 00:41:30,710
In this climate?
568
00:41:32,126 --> 00:41:34,543
Dude, are you fucking suicidal?
569
00:41:34,668 --> 00:41:36,210
I don't know.
570
00:41:36,335 --> 00:41:39,293
Okay, okay, wow, holy shit.
571
00:41:39,418 --> 00:41:40,626
- Yeah.
- Okay.
572
00:41:40,751 --> 00:41:41,960
- Yeah.
- Sorry, okay.
573
00:41:42,085 --> 00:41:43,626
- Yeah.
- Um, wow,
574
00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:45,686
I thought this was you being mad
at me for signing Raymond.
575
00:41:45,710 --> 00:41:46,893
- This is a huge...
- You signed Raymond?
576
00:41:46,918 --> 00:41:48,226
How the fuck did you
sign Raymond?
577
00:41:48,251 --> 00:41:50,168
Okay, well, hold on,
let's... let's focus.
578
00:41:50,293 --> 00:41:52,585
So, let's focus here, okay?
579
00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:55,168
So, okay,
so I know you're serious.
580
00:41:55,293 --> 00:41:57,918
Okay, so let's do this.
So first of all, I'm so sorry.
581
00:41:58,043 --> 00:42:00,085
You clearly have no other
options, you came to me.
582
00:42:00,210 --> 00:42:03,043
So there's no return address,
no stamp,
583
00:42:03,168 --> 00:42:06,376
so probably delivered personally
or by a courier maybe.
584
00:42:06,501 --> 00:42:07,851
Do you have security cameras
at your building?
585
00:42:07,876 --> 00:42:09,101
You probably already
thought about all this.
586
00:42:09,126 --> 00:42:10,668
- Yeah.
- Has anyone reached out to you
587
00:42:10,793 --> 00:42:11,851
on social media in
the past couple months?
588
00:42:11,876 --> 00:42:13,460
It might seem strange.
589
00:42:13,585 --> 00:42:15,668
Maybe someone trying
to sabotage the wedding
590
00:42:15,793 --> 00:42:17,101
or like a last hurrah
kind of thing.
591
00:42:17,126 --> 00:42:19,710
I can't think of...
592
00:42:19,835 --> 00:42:21,585
No.
593
00:42:21,710 --> 00:42:25,001
So you couldn't see her?
Was she wearing a mask?
594
00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:26,751
I think so.
595
00:42:26,876 --> 00:42:29,210
She was quick in the room.
596
00:42:29,335 --> 00:42:31,376
She definitely had it on
at the beginning.
597
00:42:31,501 --> 00:42:33,710
She must've known her way
around the furniture.
598
00:42:33,835 --> 00:42:37,043
But then I took it off.
599
00:42:37,168 --> 00:42:39,248
I think she saw my face.
I think she'd recognized me.
600
00:42:40,793 --> 00:42:42,751
And you were alone in the room?
601
00:42:42,876 --> 00:42:45,418
Fuck.
Yeah, now I don't know.
602
00:42:45,543 --> 00:42:47,251
See, that's the reason I wanted
603
00:42:47,376 --> 00:42:49,175
to fucking talk about
this in the first place.
604
00:42:50,793 --> 00:42:53,001
Why didn't you just
take the fucking mask off?
605
00:42:53,126 --> 00:42:54,436
I didn't want her to know
it was me.
606
00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:56,585
I don't know, deniability,
self-protec...
607
00:42:56,710 --> 00:42:58,268
I don't know, I think
I was fucking terrified.
608
00:42:58,293 --> 00:42:59,376
- Thank you.
- Here you go.
609
00:42:59,501 --> 00:43:01,168
- Enjoy.
- Thank you so much.
610
00:43:03,085 --> 00:43:04,585
No idea where
that letter came from?
611
00:43:04,710 --> 00:43:06,626
I'm sorry I told you
all of this.
612
00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:08,293
No, dude, totally fine.
613
00:43:08,418 --> 00:43:09,960
Now I'm suspicious of everyone.
614
00:43:10,918 --> 00:43:12,043
Maybe it's your wife.
615
00:43:13,751 --> 00:43:15,876
Maybe it's my wife.
616
00:43:16,001 --> 00:43:18,376
Dude, this could be anybody.
This could be an ex-client.
617
00:43:18,501 --> 00:43:21,043
Nope, this is CAA. Yep.
618
00:43:23,710 --> 00:43:25,126
You know,
I was thinking about this.
619
00:43:25,251 --> 00:43:27,126
I was thinking about
doing something like this
620
00:43:27,251 --> 00:43:28,626
as a business.
621
00:43:28,751 --> 00:43:30,085
Can't do this shit anymore.
622
00:43:30,210 --> 00:43:31,835
With my wife?
623
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,751
Her whole family's lawyers.
624
00:43:33,876 --> 00:43:35,626
She would cut
my fucking head off.
625
00:43:36,751 --> 00:43:38,293
She'd get away with it.
626
00:43:41,335 --> 00:43:43,710
Dude, if I got one of
these fucking things,
627
00:43:43,835 --> 00:43:46,126
I would be sleeping in that
mail room.
628
00:43:55,168 --> 00:43:57,668
Excuse me!
Can we get a check, please?
629
00:43:57,793 --> 00:43:59,501
My life is fucking terrible.
630
00:44:09,293 --> 00:44:11,351
Hi, I'd like to file a
complaint against the building.
631
00:44:11,376 --> 00:44:13,460
No, I'm sorry to hear that.
What's going on?
632
00:44:13,585 --> 00:44:15,186
A friend of mine was murdered
and I've been robbed.
633
00:44:15,210 --> 00:44:17,101
Maybe by the same person.
I thought I'd go to you
634
00:44:17,126 --> 00:44:18,925
before calling 911 'cause
I'm a fucking adult.
635
00:44:19,043 --> 00:44:20,501
My God, what happened?
636
00:44:20,626 --> 00:44:21,893
I need to see
security camera footage
637
00:44:21,918 --> 00:44:23,085
from the 22nd of February,
638
00:44:23,210 --> 00:44:24,449
the front lobby, the cul-de-sac
639
00:44:24,543 --> 00:44:25,893
and anything that leads to
the mail room.
640
00:44:25,918 --> 00:44:27,436
Someone has been leaving me
death threats.
641
00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:28,751
And also, I'm a police officer.
642
00:44:28,876 --> 00:44:31,335
God.
You're... Okay.
643
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:33,018
Well look, we'll do
everything we can to help,
644
00:44:33,043 --> 00:44:34,418
but I don't think we can show...
645
00:44:34,543 --> 00:44:36,751
Okay, no, so I need to see
security camera footage
646
00:44:36,876 --> 00:44:38,835
and I need to see it
right fucking now.
647
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,543
Hi, I'm dealing with a stalker
648
00:44:40,668 --> 00:44:42,893
and I'm trying to stay calm
for the sake of my future wife
649
00:44:42,918 --> 00:44:45,501
who's upstairs right now
scared half to death.
650
00:44:45,626 --> 00:44:47,268
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- Yeah, you're sorry.
651
00:44:47,293 --> 00:44:49,061
He's sorry, we're all sorry,
everybody's sorry.
652
00:44:49,085 --> 00:44:51,043
Let's see security camera
footage, right?
653
00:44:51,168 --> 00:44:53,876
- It's corporate policy...
- Okay, no.
654
00:44:54,001 --> 00:44:56,168
All right, let's try this again.
655
00:44:56,293 --> 00:44:59,210
Hi, my name is Jordan Hines.
I'm an excellent fucking tenant.
656
00:44:59,335 --> 00:45:01,710
I never come down here.
My rent is always on time.
657
00:45:01,835 --> 00:45:03,875
I'm one of those guys you
never have to worry about.
658
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,436
I didn't complain when people
started Airbnb'ing out their apartments
659
00:45:06,460 --> 00:45:08,585
or when the hot tub was
cold for a fucking month.
660
00:45:08,710 --> 00:45:10,835
I'm not going away.
I'm not uncomfortable,
661
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,626
my clients enjoy
spending time with me.
662
00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:14,168
Let me see security camera
footage
663
00:45:14,293 --> 00:45:15,876
from the 22nd of February
664
00:45:16,001 --> 00:45:17,626
and I won't spend
thousands of dollars
665
00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:19,210
having an Indian click farm
666
00:45:19,335 --> 00:45:21,543
bomb your fucking
apartment complex on Yelp.
667
00:45:21,668 --> 00:45:22,835
It's right through that door.
668
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,585
I know exactly where it is.
669
00:45:25,710 --> 00:45:28,960
Now, is there a problem here?
670
00:45:33,668 --> 00:45:35,186
Where's the best place to send
a lawsuit?
671
00:45:35,210 --> 00:45:37,626
Where's the best address
for me to send a lawsuit to?
672
00:45:47,585 --> 00:45:49,085
There. There stop.
673
00:45:49,210 --> 00:45:51,710
See? See?
674
00:45:51,835 --> 00:45:53,018
Don't let fucking weird
people into the building
675
00:45:53,043 --> 00:45:54,226
who don't have a key card, okay?
676
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:55,376
Who the fuck is this guy?
677
00:45:55,501 --> 00:45:56,543
Am I alone here?
678
00:45:56,668 --> 00:45:57,918
Who the fuck is this guy?
679
00:45:59,210 --> 00:46:00,501
This isn't a motel.
680
00:46:00,626 --> 00:46:02,710
I don't pay to live in
a fucking motel, okay?
681
00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:10,751
Who the fuck is this guy?
682
00:46:13,043 --> 00:46:14,251
This is fuckin' dead.
683
00:46:16,710 --> 00:46:18,126
Now you gotta die.
684
00:46:18,251 --> 00:46:20,501
Now you fucking gotta die.
685
00:46:22,251 --> 00:46:23,626
- Piece of shit.
- Hey, hi, sorry.
686
00:46:23,668 --> 00:46:25,186
Sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm
so sorry, I'm not violent.
687
00:46:25,210 --> 00:46:26,936
I just want to talk to you.
I got a question for you,
688
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,643
I got a question for you. I'm so sorry.
I got a question for you.
689
00:46:28,668 --> 00:46:30,168
- Help!
- Shut the fuck up, okay?
690
00:46:30,293 --> 00:46:32,018
I got a question for you,
I'm sorry. Who's paying you
691
00:46:32,043 --> 00:46:33,311
- to deliver shit to my building?
- Fuck you, get out of my way.
692
00:46:33,335 --> 00:46:35,335
You're delivering shit
to my building.
693
00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:36,976
I have a right to know. Okay,
I get it, you probably have
694
00:46:37,001 --> 00:46:38,561
naked pictures of me,
it's not that big of a deal.
695
00:46:38,585 --> 00:46:40,126
How does it work?
Tell me how you work.
696
00:46:40,251 --> 00:46:41,918
- Help!
- Shut the fuck up.
697
00:46:43,460 --> 00:46:46,085
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, I'm sorry.
698
00:46:46,210 --> 00:46:48,690
Look, I don't carry cash on me
if that's what you fucking want.
699
00:46:48,793 --> 00:46:50,476
Okay, yeah, I just need to know
who you work for.
700
00:46:50,501 --> 00:46:52,186
Who's paying you to deliver
shit to my building?
701
00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:54,289
I don't want to hear,
"I don't know, I wasn't there".
702
00:46:54,376 --> 00:46:56,126
- I work for an app.
- This is Hollywood.
703
00:46:56,251 --> 00:46:57,835
This is the big time, okay?
704
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,126
Don't fucking move.
705
00:46:59,251 --> 00:47:01,210
Don't fucking move!
Stay right there.
706
00:47:03,001 --> 00:47:04,643
Don't deliver junk mail
to my building anymore,
707
00:47:04,668 --> 00:47:05,793
okay, asshole?
708
00:47:05,918 --> 00:47:08,085
I'm gonna look into this.
709
00:47:14,876 --> 00:47:17,293
- Can I help you?
- Hey, there's my guy.
710
00:47:19,210 --> 00:47:21,585
I'm a neighbor and I found
some mail in the street.
711
00:47:21,710 --> 00:47:22,960
Some asshole already opened it
712
00:47:23,085 --> 00:47:25,835
but I'm wondering if
Louise Rafferty's home?
713
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,668
Louise is no longer with us.
714
00:47:29,460 --> 00:47:31,043
That's convenient.
715
00:47:31,168 --> 00:47:32,376
Excuse me?
716
00:47:32,501 --> 00:47:34,251
Look, buddy.
I'm a private investigator.
717
00:47:34,376 --> 00:47:35,793
Do not fuck with me today.
718
00:47:35,918 --> 00:47:37,226
I need some questions answered
by Louise
719
00:47:37,251 --> 00:47:38,811
and I'd like to talk to her
immediately.
720
00:47:38,876 --> 00:47:40,061
- Hi, I'm sorry.
- There she is.
721
00:47:40,085 --> 00:47:42,876
- Go back inside.
- Is there a problem?
722
00:47:43,001 --> 00:47:44,501
It's nothing.
723
00:47:44,626 --> 00:47:45,835
This man is confused.
724
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,335
He lost his dog
725
00:47:47,460 --> 00:47:50,210
and he's handing out
flyers in the neighborhood.
726
00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:53,376
What kind of dog is it?
727
00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:02,001
It's a cocker span...
It's a Dalmatian.
728
00:48:02,126 --> 00:48:03,668
I'm so sorry for your...
729
00:48:03,793 --> 00:48:06,043
I had no idea it was a funeral.
730
00:48:07,501 --> 00:48:08,960
I have to go.
731
00:48:09,085 --> 00:48:10,251
Thank you for your time.
732
00:48:11,835 --> 00:48:13,061
We'll keep an eye out for
your dog.
733
00:48:13,085 --> 00:48:14,668
Yeah, thank you.
We got people looking.
734
00:48:14,793 --> 00:48:16,793
She gets under cars
and stuff so...
735
00:48:48,668 --> 00:48:49,793
What's up?
736
00:48:49,918 --> 00:48:51,018
- Fuck, you all right?
- Yeah.
737
00:48:51,043 --> 00:48:53,376
- Jesus.
- Yeah, sorry.
738
00:48:53,501 --> 00:48:55,876
Vodka soda, double.
Thanks.
739
00:48:56,001 --> 00:48:57,418
All right,
so this shit is crazy.
740
00:48:57,543 --> 00:48:59,793
- So the envelopes... Are we good?
- Yeah, we're fine.
741
00:48:59,918 --> 00:49:01,168
- You sure?
- Yes.
742
00:49:01,293 --> 00:49:03,012
Okay, all right, so
the envelopes are stock.
743
00:49:03,085 --> 00:49:05,485
They're made from this company
called Hermes Post in Burbank.
744
00:49:05,585 --> 00:49:07,393
They're this online company.
They make a bunch of those
745
00:49:07,418 --> 00:49:08,697
corporate party invites
and shit.
746
00:49:08,793 --> 00:49:10,101
Which is what we were
worried about.
747
00:49:10,126 --> 00:49:11,710
The P.O. box in Hollywood
is anonymous.
748
00:49:11,835 --> 00:49:13,936
It's set up through the website
so that's another dead end.
749
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,601
- All right, shit.
- Hold on, all right, stop.
750
00:49:15,626 --> 00:49:18,626
Okay, that's the easy stuff.
751
00:49:18,751 --> 00:49:21,293
Hey, can you make that two,
actually? Thank you.
752
00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:26,835
Okay, I'm gonna talk
and I'm gonna finish,
753
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:30,501
and then you can say
whatever you're gonna say.
754
00:49:30,626 --> 00:49:32,793
But please just let me
get through this
755
00:49:32,918 --> 00:49:35,210
'cause it's important. Okay?
756
00:49:37,501 --> 00:49:38,501
Okay.
757
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,043
Okay.
758
00:49:43,168 --> 00:49:44,960
When social media platforms
first began,
759
00:49:45,085 --> 00:49:46,804
they were based solely
on connecting people,
760
00:49:46,918 --> 00:49:48,210
but then they were bastardized
761
00:49:48,335 --> 00:49:49,976
and turned into these
money-making machines
762
00:49:50,001 --> 00:49:52,201
that would harvest your data
and sell it to advertisers.
763
00:49:52,293 --> 00:49:54,251
So say you clicked on
something back in college,
764
00:49:54,376 --> 00:49:55,751
all those clicks,
all those likes
765
00:49:55,876 --> 00:49:57,210
from then all the way till now,
766
00:49:57,335 --> 00:49:59,043
that's all been saved by
these companies.
767
00:49:59,168 --> 00:50:00,668
And then in 2013,
768
00:50:00,793 --> 00:50:03,001
they started allowing other
companies to use that data
769
00:50:03,126 --> 00:50:04,585
to target you as a consumer
770
00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:06,751
for all your specific
interests and behaviors.
771
00:50:06,876 --> 00:50:09,018
Every like on Twitter you've
ever had, that's all public.
772
00:50:09,043 --> 00:50:10,601
You can go on anyone's
social media account
773
00:50:10,626 --> 00:50:12,311
and see everything they've
liked from the beginning.
774
00:50:12,335 --> 00:50:15,960
Now, all of that data
is scrapable.
775
00:50:16,085 --> 00:50:18,251
Meaning someone could
come up with a program
776
00:50:18,376 --> 00:50:19,726
that would compile
all of that data
777
00:50:19,751 --> 00:50:21,751
from your complete
online digital footprint
778
00:50:21,876 --> 00:50:25,085
and use it to better understand
you and how to get to you.
779
00:50:25,210 --> 00:50:27,918
And if I were doing this,
I'd go after the wealthy.
780
00:50:28,043 --> 00:50:29,668
So say you're on social media
781
00:50:29,793 --> 00:50:33,460
and you follow Forbes
and Lamborghini
782
00:50:33,585 --> 00:50:36,168
and Yacht Clubs and
Hollywood agencies, yeah.
783
00:50:36,293 --> 00:50:39,918
And on top of that,
let's say you're also engaged
784
00:50:40,043 --> 00:50:41,418
and that for
the past three months,
785
00:50:41,543 --> 00:50:42,668
you've also been off and on
786
00:50:42,793 --> 00:50:43,976
liking pictures of
half naked women.
787
00:50:44,001 --> 00:50:45,668
- Fuck me.
- Let me finish.
788
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:48,376
Half naked women.
789
00:50:48,501 --> 00:50:49,543
That would mean one,
790
00:50:49,668 --> 00:50:50,851
you probably make
a lot of money,
791
00:50:50,876 --> 00:50:52,585
and two, with a little push,
792
00:50:52,710 --> 00:50:54,429
you'd probably stray
from your relationship.
793
00:50:54,543 --> 00:50:57,126
So that person could then pair
you with someone identical,
794
00:50:57,251 --> 00:50:58,731
someone who would seem
perfect to you.
795
00:50:58,835 --> 00:51:01,585
- Is there anything else?
- No, please fuck off.
796
00:51:01,710 --> 00:51:02,710
Thank you.
797
00:51:04,335 --> 00:51:06,960
I'm sorry, man, I... I'm sorry.
798
00:51:07,085 --> 00:51:08,436
Which would make you
an incredible candidate
799
00:51:08,460 --> 00:51:09,460
for this new service.
800
00:51:09,585 --> 00:51:10,960
We don't make a lot of money.
801
00:51:11,085 --> 00:51:13,293
We act like we do.
802
00:51:13,418 --> 00:51:15,501
You'd rent out Airbnbs
or hotels,
803
00:51:15,626 --> 00:51:17,043
you know,
something aspirational,
804
00:51:17,168 --> 00:51:19,043
and then they'd have you.
805
00:51:19,168 --> 00:51:21,251
It's the ultimate click bait,
thirst trap.
806
00:51:23,626 --> 00:51:25,751
It's when... Just look it up.
807
00:51:25,876 --> 00:51:27,001
Actually, don't...
808
00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:28,268
Don't worry about it,
doesn't matter.
809
00:51:28,293 --> 00:51:30,668
The point is...
810
00:51:30,793 --> 00:51:33,960
adultery's down drastically.
811
00:51:34,085 --> 00:51:36,460
People are so terrified of
stepping out of line at all
812
00:51:36,585 --> 00:51:38,460
they don't even talk about it.
813
00:51:38,585 --> 00:51:41,293
'Cause consequences
won't go away anymore.
814
00:51:42,876 --> 00:51:44,668
Scarlet letter.
815
00:51:44,793 --> 00:51:46,460
Scarlet letter, yeah.
816
00:51:47,751 --> 00:51:49,335
The Public used to be
the bad guy.
817
00:51:49,460 --> 00:51:50,876
Remember that?
818
00:51:55,626 --> 00:51:57,626
I mean it's a great idea
for a startup.
819
00:51:58,460 --> 00:52:00,460
Anonymous.
820
00:52:00,585 --> 00:52:02,876
Cost of a hotel room...
821
00:52:03,001 --> 00:52:04,001
and a couple stamps.
822
00:52:06,835 --> 00:52:08,251
Are you doing this to me?
823
00:52:11,585 --> 00:52:12,668
No.
824
00:52:17,501 --> 00:52:20,876
All right, dude,
most importantly,
825
00:52:21,001 --> 00:52:23,043
a woman was murdered off
Franklin Ave.
826
00:52:23,168 --> 00:52:24,376
On February 21st,
827
00:52:24,501 --> 00:52:25,960
three blocks from
your apartment.
828
00:52:26,085 --> 00:52:28,960
Domestic dispute, Swedish,
no priors,
829
00:52:29,085 --> 00:52:30,851
seemed totally normal people,
I looked them up.
830
00:52:30,876 --> 00:52:32,085
The guy stabbed her
831
00:52:32,210 --> 00:52:33,626
and threw her over a balcony.
832
00:52:33,751 --> 00:52:35,686
Cops were responding to
a call she made beforehand.
833
00:52:35,710 --> 00:52:37,001
When they brought the guy in,
834
00:52:37,126 --> 00:52:39,335
he was screaming about
the US Postal Service.
835
00:52:41,001 --> 00:52:42,210
She called beforehand?
836
00:52:46,293 --> 00:52:47,376
This sounds like me.
837
00:52:48,376 --> 00:52:49,668
I thought so too.
838
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,543
Hey, can we close out, man?
839
00:52:53,668 --> 00:52:57,626
Excuse me, sir.
Can we close out, sir?
840
00:52:57,751 --> 00:52:59,751
Just not... just gonna
ignore me now.
841
00:52:59,876 --> 00:53:01,876
I'm gonna have to apologize.
842
00:53:02,001 --> 00:53:03,251
Sir?
843
00:53:17,251 --> 00:53:20,626
- Hello?
- Lisa, it's Jordan.
844
00:53:20,751 --> 00:53:23,626
- Jordan?
- Hines, how are you?
845
00:53:23,751 --> 00:53:27,376
Hey, Jordan,
I'm good, how are you?
846
00:53:27,501 --> 00:53:29,501
I'm doing well.
I just wanted to call.
847
00:53:29,626 --> 00:53:31,543
I guess we haven't
spoken since graduation.
848
00:53:31,668 --> 00:53:33,643
How are you doing?
Where are you living these days?
849
00:53:33,668 --> 00:53:36,376
I'm still in Braintree,
actually.
850
00:53:36,501 --> 00:53:38,751
Ross and I ended up at
the same hospital.
851
00:53:38,876 --> 00:53:40,376
Well, that's lucky.
852
00:53:40,501 --> 00:53:42,085
You ever make it out to
Los Angeles?
853
00:53:42,210 --> 00:53:43,751
I don't.
854
00:53:43,876 --> 00:53:45,960
It's tough with a toddler.
855
00:53:46,085 --> 00:53:50,043
Wow, that's crazy.
856
00:53:50,168 --> 00:53:51,918
Because I thought I saw you
on Franklin
857
00:53:52,043 --> 00:53:53,876
a couple of weeks ago.
Was it you?
858
00:53:55,043 --> 00:53:57,335
Yeah, no, not me.
859
00:53:57,460 --> 00:53:59,751
It must've been my doppelganger.
860
00:54:00,918 --> 00:54:02,668
How are you liking LA?
861
00:54:02,793 --> 00:54:04,460
I love LA.
862
00:54:04,585 --> 00:54:05,918
About an hour from the lake,
863
00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:07,918
five years sober,
working on my ten.
864
00:54:08,043 --> 00:54:09,418
That's great.
865
00:54:09,543 --> 00:54:11,793
That's so great to hear,
congratulations.
866
00:54:11,918 --> 00:54:14,251
I always knew
you'd figure it out.
867
00:54:17,168 --> 00:54:18,710
You sure it wasn't you?
868
00:54:18,835 --> 00:54:21,126
I just thought...
869
00:54:21,251 --> 00:54:23,170
you'd added me on LinkedIn
a couple days earlier.
870
00:54:23,293 --> 00:54:25,085
I was almost certain it was you.
871
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:27,251
No.
872
00:54:27,376 --> 00:54:29,626
You popped up as
a suggested follow,
873
00:54:29,751 --> 00:54:31,460
because of school I guess.
874
00:54:31,585 --> 00:54:34,501
I... I thought, you know,
I haven't seen you.
875
00:54:36,126 --> 00:54:37,751
I was pretty sure.
876
00:54:37,876 --> 00:54:39,876
I guess you wouldn't even
tell me if it was?
877
00:54:42,835 --> 00:54:44,061
I'm not sure
what you're asking me.
878
00:54:44,085 --> 00:54:45,918
I'm so sorry.
This is uncomfortable.
879
00:54:46,043 --> 00:54:48,101
This sounds like one of those
phone calls you hear about
880
00:54:48,126 --> 00:54:49,793
where some idiot calls you
ten years late
881
00:54:49,918 --> 00:54:52,168
and makes a fool of
himself, isn't that right?
882
00:54:52,293 --> 00:54:54,501
No, no, I just want to
make sure you're okay.
883
00:54:54,626 --> 00:54:56,918
I'm fine, everything's great
with me.
884
00:54:57,043 --> 00:54:58,501
I must have disturbed you again
885
00:54:58,626 --> 00:55:00,668
and I'm so sorry about that.
886
00:55:00,793 --> 00:55:02,418
This isn't a midlife crisis.
887
00:55:02,543 --> 00:55:04,186
I'll let you know when
I'm having one of those.
888
00:55:04,210 --> 00:55:05,501
- No, it's fine.
- I'm fine.
889
00:55:05,626 --> 00:55:07,835
Everything's fine.
I just wanted to check in.
890
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:09,561
It must be so late over there,
I'm so sorry.
891
00:55:09,585 --> 00:55:10,686
Congratulations with everything,
892
00:55:10,710 --> 00:55:12,460
thanks so much for the connect
893
00:55:12,585 --> 00:55:13,960
and, um, we're all excited.
894
00:55:14,085 --> 00:55:16,376
So, good night and, um...
895
00:55:16,501 --> 00:55:18,793
And yeah, goodnight,
yeah, that's it.
896
00:55:18,918 --> 00:55:21,293
All right,
congrats on your engagement.
897
00:55:21,418 --> 00:55:24,501
Yeah, great, thank you, bye.
All right, bye now, take care.
898
00:55:26,626 --> 00:55:27,668
Woof.
899
00:55:35,085 --> 00:55:37,376
Hey, Jaclyn, perfect timing.
900
00:55:37,501 --> 00:55:39,226
I'm wondering if you can
send all my phone calls
901
00:55:39,251 --> 00:55:40,835
to my cell tomorrow
902
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,268
'cause I've gotta boogie to the
east side for some meetings.
903
00:55:43,293 --> 00:55:45,668
Don't worry about that.
I'm gonna pay for it.
904
00:55:45,793 --> 00:55:47,835
Sorry about that.
905
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,210
I'm gonna pay for it.
906
00:55:51,751 --> 00:55:52,793
I'm gonna pay for it.
907
00:56:06,543 --> 00:56:09,043
Wi-fi's down.
908
00:56:15,585 --> 00:56:17,043
Did you throw
this blanket on here?
909
00:56:17,168 --> 00:56:18,418
It looks nice.
910
00:56:18,543 --> 00:56:19,710
It's from the honeymoon.
911
00:56:25,751 --> 00:56:27,918
Can I get you anything?
912
00:56:28,043 --> 00:56:29,960
Yeah, come here.
913
00:56:30,918 --> 00:56:32,001
Come sit.
914
00:56:35,168 --> 00:56:36,918
Man. I'll tell ya.
915
00:56:39,418 --> 00:56:41,751
What do we do with all this?
916
00:56:41,876 --> 00:56:44,210
You know, I spend so much
time off set these days.
917
00:56:44,335 --> 00:56:45,751
Let's just go.
918
00:56:45,876 --> 00:56:50,376
Let's go back to that
villa in Rome.
919
00:56:50,501 --> 00:56:52,251
We can have my mom come out.
920
00:56:58,126 --> 00:56:59,210
You hated Rome.
921
00:56:59,335 --> 00:57:02,210
No, I hated the palaces.
922
00:57:02,335 --> 00:57:06,251
You buy a palace to get away
from the fucking crowds.
923
00:57:06,376 --> 00:57:07,893
Nowadays, you can't even see
the artwork
924
00:57:07,918 --> 00:57:09,251
because everybody's waving
925
00:57:09,376 --> 00:57:11,793
a thousand fucking cameras
in front of it.
926
00:57:17,210 --> 00:57:18,210
What do you think?
927
00:57:18,335 --> 00:57:20,126
I can get Ben to look on Zillow
928
00:57:20,251 --> 00:57:24,126
to see if we can buy
a place in Rome?
929
00:57:25,668 --> 00:57:26,960
What do you think?
930
00:57:29,001 --> 00:57:30,085
Sounds like a dream.
931
00:57:33,210 --> 00:57:34,210
A good dream?
932
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,376
Help.
933
00:58:06,626 --> 00:58:08,918
Help.
934
00:58:29,918 --> 00:58:31,835
Okay, guys, now this is
the fun part.
935
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,811
- We're gonna take the shrimp...
- You all right?
936
00:58:33,835 --> 00:58:36,085
Yeah, it's exciting, I love it.
937
00:58:36,210 --> 00:58:37,835
The heat's gonna make it
easier to wrap.
938
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,351
Let's make sure we don't
burn ourselves.
939
00:58:39,376 --> 00:58:41,210
- You sure?
- Yeah, I'm just hot, honey,
940
00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:43,601
I'm right next to the stove and
I'm wearing this stupid fucking outfit.
941
00:58:43,626 --> 00:58:45,143
- How are we doing over here, Caroline?
- Fine I think.
942
00:58:45,168 --> 00:58:46,648
Okay, well we forgot
the carrot slices
943
00:58:46,751 --> 00:58:48,293
but that's okay,
we can always boil...
944
00:58:48,418 --> 00:58:49,851
No, actually we don't want
carrot slices with ours.
945
00:58:49,876 --> 00:58:51,561
- Thank you so much.
- Nope, let's do it right,
946
00:58:51,585 --> 00:58:53,085
at least the first time, okay?
947
00:58:53,210 --> 00:58:55,543
So Caroline, you want
to grab those carrots?
948
00:58:55,668 --> 00:58:57,918
No, don't help, stop.
I... We don't need any...
949
00:58:58,043 --> 00:59:00,626
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm just hot,
I'm right next to...
950
00:59:00,751 --> 00:59:02,335
Can I take this off?
Is that all right?
951
00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:03,851
I feel like I'm suffocating
in this fucking outfit.
952
00:59:03,876 --> 00:59:05,601
Dude, just... just cook, dude,
we're cooking.
953
00:59:05,626 --> 00:59:07,311
- Yeah, thanks, PJ, I am cooking.
- Okay, cool, no worries.
954
00:59:07,335 --> 00:59:08,686
Do you need to maybe go outside
and get some fresh air?
955
00:59:08,710 --> 00:59:10,126
No, I don't need to go outside.
956
00:59:10,251 --> 00:59:12,835
I came here to cook, let's cook.
Fuck it, right?
957
00:59:15,126 --> 00:59:17,126
And now I realize
I've raised my voice.
958
00:59:18,835 --> 00:59:20,635
And now I feel like I'm
losing my fucking mind
959
00:59:20,751 --> 00:59:22,376
'cause nobody's
acknowledging it.
960
00:59:22,501 --> 00:59:24,501
Buddy, hey, hey, I think
maybe it's a great idea
961
00:59:24,626 --> 00:59:25,936
for you to just go outside
and get some fresh air
962
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,335
and just think about
the fact that
963
00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:29,460
we had to pretend this was
our idea so your fiancée
964
00:59:29,585 --> 00:59:32,251
could spend some quality
fucking time with you so,
965
00:59:32,376 --> 00:59:35,585
spring rolls, we're making
spring rolls.
966
00:59:35,710 --> 00:59:38,668
Once they're rolled, we can
stack them beside each other
967
00:59:38,793 --> 00:59:41,460
into nice little rows.
968
00:59:41,585 --> 00:59:43,335
It doesn't matter
if it looks weird,
969
00:59:43,460 --> 00:59:45,626
it'll taste good, probably.
970
00:59:49,126 --> 00:59:51,543
- I'm sorry.
- I'm fine.
971
00:59:51,668 --> 00:59:53,335
- No, I'm sorry.
- I'm fine.
972
00:59:53,460 --> 00:59:55,101
I didn't mean to do that.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
973
00:59:55,126 --> 00:59:56,918
Let's stop,
let's get out of here.
974
00:59:57,043 --> 00:59:59,085
Let's go away, I don't
want to be like this.
975
00:59:59,210 --> 01:00:01,101
I can see myself and I don't
want to be like this.
976
01:00:01,126 --> 01:00:02,186
I don't know
what's wrong with me.
977
01:00:02,210 --> 01:00:03,335
Okay, I get it, I get it.
978
01:00:04,918 --> 01:00:06,626
It must be absolutely exhausting
979
01:00:06,751 --> 01:00:07,960
pretending to be you.
980
01:00:25,043 --> 01:00:26,543
Hey, you've reached
Jordan Hines.
981
01:00:26,668 --> 01:00:28,876
I'm gonna be out of
contact in the mountains
982
01:00:29,001 --> 01:00:31,626
doing some venue scouting
for our wedding,
983
01:00:31,751 --> 01:00:33,710
but I'm also available.
984
01:00:33,835 --> 01:00:36,251
Okay, yeah, great,
bye now, take care.
985
01:00:45,793 --> 01:00:48,668
I have this fear
all the time now
986
01:00:48,793 --> 01:00:52,126
that there's this crowd of
people around me
987
01:00:52,251 --> 01:00:54,251
judging me,
988
01:00:54,376 --> 01:00:56,001
just waiting for me to
slip up...
989
01:00:58,501 --> 01:01:01,626
so they can
tar and feather me...
990
01:01:01,751 --> 01:01:03,251
or drive me out of town.
991
01:01:05,585 --> 01:01:09,168
And I think I end up
thinking about these people
992
01:01:09,293 --> 01:01:11,668
so much...
993
01:01:11,793 --> 01:01:16,293
that I sometimes forget
what I really think...
994
01:01:19,210 --> 01:01:22,126
how I really feel
about something.
995
01:01:24,335 --> 01:01:26,585
I watch you when
you're friendly with people
996
01:01:26,710 --> 01:01:30,543
and I don't know if
you've made friends
997
01:01:30,668 --> 01:01:34,418
the way that normal people
make friends
998
01:01:34,543 --> 01:01:36,585
or if you're just doing it
for the job
999
01:01:36,710 --> 01:01:39,168
and I don't think you can tell
the difference either.
1000
01:01:39,293 --> 01:01:40,543
Okay, what is this?
1001
01:01:40,668 --> 01:01:41,867
Is this a fuck Jordan weekend,
1002
01:01:41,918 --> 01:01:44,668
take me to the mountains
and insult me?
1003
01:01:44,793 --> 01:01:47,460
Honey, I'm not insulting you.
1004
01:01:47,585 --> 01:01:48,960
I'm describing you.
1005
01:01:51,710 --> 01:01:54,001
- Would you just stop?
- What?
1006
01:01:54,126 --> 01:01:55,501
So I can... So you can
look at me,
1007
01:01:55,626 --> 01:01:57,351
- like look at me when I'm...
- I'm looking at you.
1008
01:01:57,376 --> 01:01:58,768
What are you talking about?
I am looking at you.
1009
01:01:58,793 --> 01:02:00,918
You're not being honest with me.
1010
01:02:01,043 --> 01:02:03,126
You can't even be honest
about being fucking honest.
1011
01:02:03,251 --> 01:02:05,085
- That's not true.
- Where are you going?
1012
01:02:05,210 --> 01:02:07,210
I'm not going anywhere.
1013
01:02:07,335 --> 01:02:08,543
I thought this was the trail.
1014
01:02:08,668 --> 01:02:10,085
You pushed me off
the fucking trail.
1015
01:02:10,210 --> 01:02:11,418
I'm not pushing you.
1016
01:02:11,543 --> 01:02:13,293
We're in the middle of
the fucking woods.
1017
01:02:13,418 --> 01:02:15,960
- Talk to me!
- I'm talking to you.
1018
01:02:16,085 --> 01:02:18,501
- But be honest with me.
- I am honest with you.
1019
01:02:18,626 --> 01:02:21,001
This is not one of your
"fake" relationships.
1020
01:02:21,126 --> 01:02:24,585
I am your fiancée,
fucking engage with me.
1021
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,085
- I love you.
- Yeah, I love you.
1022
01:02:31,001 --> 01:02:32,043
Okay.
1023
01:02:32,168 --> 01:02:33,793
Okay.
1024
01:02:41,126 --> 01:02:42,626
- Are you coming?
- Yeah, I'm coming.
1025
01:05:28,710 --> 01:05:30,543
No, honey, I think
he's gonna do a great job.
1026
01:05:30,668 --> 01:05:32,268
I'm just wondering if you
could've picked
1027
01:05:32,335 --> 01:05:34,210
a bigger cliche of
a wedding planner.
1028
01:05:34,335 --> 01:05:37,168
You're gonna make fun of someone
1029
01:05:37,293 --> 01:05:39,626
for faking enthusiasm
for their job?
1030
01:05:48,501 --> 01:05:52,626
Um, can I do a...
I don't know, cappuccino.
1031
01:05:54,126 --> 01:05:55,835
With honey.
Do you have honey?
1032
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:59,543
And this fella wants
a large Americano
1033
01:05:59,668 --> 01:06:01,251
with an extra shot.
1034
01:06:01,376 --> 01:06:03,751
A latte with lavender,
I think it was.
1035
01:06:03,876 --> 01:06:06,085
Do you have a special?
1036
01:06:09,126 --> 01:06:10,376
If I buy...
1037
01:06:20,335 --> 01:06:21,418
Hi.
1038
01:06:24,418 --> 01:06:25,460
Hi.
1039
01:06:27,460 --> 01:06:28,960
Do you know me?
1040
01:06:29,085 --> 01:06:31,501
- I'm sorry?
- Sorry to interrupt.
1041
01:06:31,626 --> 01:06:33,710
How did you recognize me?
I'm not famous.
1042
01:06:36,251 --> 01:06:38,043
I don't know what you're
talking about.
1043
01:06:39,251 --> 01:06:41,418
- You can keep going.
- Okay.
1044
01:06:45,460 --> 01:06:48,626
- Hi, I'm Tom.
- Hi, Tom.
1045
01:06:48,751 --> 01:06:51,168
How do you know me?
My name is Jordan Hines.
1046
01:06:51,293 --> 01:06:53,251
What's your name?
1047
01:06:53,376 --> 01:06:54,751
Is there a problem?
1048
01:06:54,876 --> 01:06:57,210
Not anymore, Tom,
I'm fucking great.
1049
01:07:00,001 --> 01:07:01,001
Should we leave?
1050
01:07:02,335 --> 01:07:03,460
Y'all can go.
1051
01:07:03,585 --> 01:07:05,085
So you do know what I'm
talking about?
1052
01:07:05,210 --> 01:07:07,085
Hi, you say y'all.
I say y'all too.
1053
01:07:07,210 --> 01:07:08,210
Where you from?
1054
01:07:11,751 --> 01:07:12,751
Hi.
1055
01:07:14,585 --> 01:07:16,585
I think he's mistaking her
for someone else.
1056
01:07:16,710 --> 01:07:18,793
That's right. I thought you were
an actress I know.
1057
01:07:18,918 --> 01:07:21,085
What's your name?
This is my fiancée, Caroline.
1058
01:07:21,210 --> 01:07:22,210
What's your name?
1059
01:07:23,751 --> 01:07:25,085
Hi.
1060
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:29,543
Sorry. Honey?
1061
01:07:35,043 --> 01:07:36,918
I think I need you
to go wait in the car.
1062
01:07:43,418 --> 01:07:45,793
It's work.
1063
01:07:48,335 --> 01:07:49,454
Do we need to call somebody?
1064
01:07:49,543 --> 01:07:51,376
No, you don't have to
call anybody
1065
01:07:51,501 --> 01:07:52,726
'cause she's gonna say her
fucking name out loud right now
1066
01:07:52,751 --> 01:07:55,293
and I'm gonna walk
right out of here.
1067
01:07:55,418 --> 01:07:56,710
I'm not leaving.
1068
01:07:59,501 --> 01:08:00,501
How does it work?
1069
01:08:01,835 --> 01:08:02,835
Do you even know?
1070
01:08:07,585 --> 01:08:09,251
Are you a prostitute?
1071
01:08:37,335 --> 01:08:38,542
Fuck!
1072
01:08:38,667 --> 01:08:41,000
Of course! Because of course
she leaves.
1073
01:08:45,085 --> 01:08:48,542
Hey, this is Caroline Gates.
Please leave a message.
1074
01:08:48,667 --> 01:08:50,792
Hey, sweetie, let me explain.
1075
01:08:50,917 --> 01:08:54,000
She's a writer and
an up and coming new voice,
1076
01:08:54,125 --> 01:08:55,585
fresh new voices, female voices,
1077
01:08:55,710 --> 01:08:57,210
diversity is
really in right now,
1078
01:08:57,335 --> 01:09:00,125
and I wanted to sign her for
one of our TV productions.
1079
01:09:00,250 --> 01:09:03,292
So, of course, it has to
happen today of all days.
1080
01:09:03,417 --> 01:09:06,125
I'm sorry, I'm excited to
explain it to you further tonight,
1081
01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:08,542
and, um, yeah,
so, yeah, goodnight.
1082
01:09:14,750 --> 01:09:15,750
Fuck!
1083
01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:19,875
You want to walk to Dada?
1084
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,667
Yeah, yeah, hold on, hold on.
1085
01:09:21,792 --> 01:09:23,917
- Come on.
- Shit, hold on.
1086
01:09:24,042 --> 01:09:26,042
One second, one second,
sorry. Hey.
1087
01:09:26,167 --> 01:09:27,667
Hey, you got money?
1088
01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:29,335
What? No.
1089
01:09:29,460 --> 01:09:30,710
Wait, did you find the guy?
1090
01:09:30,835 --> 01:09:33,000
No, I'm about to do
something very stupid.
1091
01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:34,644
I need you to bail me out of
jail tonight.
1092
01:09:34,667 --> 01:09:36,100
What the fuck are you
talking about? Hold on, man.
1093
01:09:36,125 --> 01:09:37,685
Just tell me where you are,
I'll go with you.
1094
01:09:37,710 --> 01:09:39,519
I cannot talk right now.
If I don't call you by 6 p.m.,
1095
01:09:39,542 --> 01:09:41,585
call 911, find out where I am
and I'll pay you back.
1096
01:09:41,710 --> 01:09:43,590
- Hey, how you doing?
- Don't be a fucking hero.
1097
01:09:43,625 --> 01:09:45,310
- You're gonna fuck this up.
- Sweetie, who is it?
1098
01:09:45,335 --> 01:09:46,875
Jordan.
Hold on honey, I'm so sorry.
1099
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,644
It's probably nothing.
I'll call you at 6 p.m.
1100
01:09:48,667 --> 01:09:50,307
Okay, all right, yeah,
bye now, take care.
1101
01:09:52,335 --> 01:09:55,001
Okay, I'm sorry honey.
Okay I'm sorry.
1102
01:09:55,126 --> 01:09:57,417
Hi honey, I'm so sorry.
1103
01:09:57,542 --> 01:09:59,751
Daddy's coworker's an idiot, hi.
1104
01:09:59,876 --> 01:10:01,155
Daddy needs to learn boundaries.
1105
01:10:01,210 --> 01:10:03,417
I know, daddy needs to learn
boundaries.
1106
01:10:05,251 --> 01:10:06,894
- Agent McAlister.
- Please, call me Bruce.
1107
01:10:06,917 --> 01:10:08,435
No problem.
This is Lewis, I'm Rebecca,
1108
01:10:08,460 --> 01:10:11,292
we're Michael's assistants.
He's also Michael's son.
1109
01:10:11,417 --> 01:10:13,792
I don't know why I said that.
Thank you for coming.
1110
01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:15,144
- Lead the way.
- Can I get you something
1111
01:10:15,167 --> 01:10:16,226
- to drink, a coffee?
- No, thank you so much.
1112
01:10:16,251 --> 01:10:17,251
I have an ulcer.
1113
01:10:20,126 --> 01:10:21,417
These are them?
1114
01:10:21,542 --> 01:10:23,085
Yep, these are
our purple envelopes.
1115
01:10:23,210 --> 01:10:25,085
This is our smaller
four bar version.
1116
01:10:25,210 --> 01:10:27,335
We get those ordered
for flower deliveries.
1117
01:10:27,460 --> 01:10:30,376
This is our larger legal size.
It fits 11x14.
1118
01:10:30,501 --> 01:10:33,251
It's a bigger fabric paper.
1119
01:10:33,376 --> 01:10:36,792
And that is our A9
royal purple envelope,
1120
01:10:36,917 --> 01:10:38,917
usually ordered for weddings.
1121
01:10:39,042 --> 01:10:40,167
And they're expensive?
1122
01:10:40,292 --> 01:10:41,585
They're up there.
1123
01:10:41,710 --> 01:10:42,710
They're a funny color.
1124
01:10:42,835 --> 01:10:44,667
Most brides prefer white.
1125
01:10:44,792 --> 01:10:46,019
Sometimes they take
a liking to 'em,
1126
01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:47,292
but we haven't sold many.
1127
01:10:47,417 --> 01:10:49,460
Except for recently?
1128
01:10:49,585 --> 01:10:51,417
Except for recently.
1129
01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:57,960
So, about three months ago,
we had a bulk order placed.
1130
01:10:58,085 --> 01:10:59,585
These are all done online.
1131
01:10:59,710 --> 01:11:02,042
Our printer's gigantic,
they're sticker sealed.
1132
01:11:02,167 --> 01:11:03,927
From soup to nuts, you
can have an order done
1133
01:11:04,001 --> 01:11:05,251
in an hour and 40 minutes,
1134
01:11:05,376 --> 01:11:07,710
printing, calligraphy,
gold leaf, anything.
1135
01:11:07,835 --> 01:11:09,085
Until it hits the box
1136
01:11:09,210 --> 01:11:10,851
and needs postage or
a courier picks it up,
1137
01:11:10,876 --> 01:11:12,667
my team doesn't touch it.
1138
01:11:12,792 --> 01:11:13,835
And how big was the order?
1139
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:15,751
314.
1140
01:11:15,876 --> 01:11:18,085
314, and that's large?
1141
01:11:18,210 --> 01:11:20,335
We print 6,000 a day in Anaheim.
1142
01:11:22,792 --> 01:11:25,417
314. That's pi.
What's the significance?
1143
01:11:25,542 --> 01:11:27,585
The guy's a fucking mathlete?
1144
01:11:27,710 --> 01:11:30,126
Sorry, I get very close to
my cases.
1145
01:11:30,251 --> 01:11:31,685
I know I don't have to ask
but you guys don't have
1146
01:11:31,710 --> 01:11:32,909
an address on this guy, right?
1147
01:11:35,085 --> 01:11:36,976
He paid with a credit card,
you gotta have a name for them, right?
1148
01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:38,376
Yes, this was
an online purchase.
1149
01:11:38,501 --> 01:11:40,542
It was an order under
the name of Johnny PayPal.
1150
01:11:40,667 --> 01:11:42,585
Johnny Pay, no,
that's not a real name.
1151
01:11:42,710 --> 01:11:43,909
Nobody's called Johnny PayPal.
1152
01:11:44,751 --> 01:11:45,876
I'm sorry.
1153
01:11:46,001 --> 01:11:47,101
Okay, so he pays through
PayPal or Stripe
1154
01:11:47,126 --> 01:11:48,376
or some online service.
1155
01:11:48,501 --> 01:11:50,417
Maybe he has an LLC
or an account number.
1156
01:11:50,542 --> 01:11:52,167
Tell me you guys have an EIN.
1157
01:11:55,876 --> 01:11:58,751
That just looked like
obstruction of justice to me.
1158
01:11:58,876 --> 01:12:00,115
Give him the fucking paperwork.
1159
01:12:00,167 --> 01:12:01,501
I'm so sorry, fuck, fuck.
1160
01:12:03,835 --> 01:12:06,585
Purple Envelope LLC.
1161
01:12:06,710 --> 01:12:09,085
314 envelopes,
what did that run him?
1162
01:12:09,210 --> 01:12:13,335
$946 for the full package,
including interior cards.
1163
01:12:13,460 --> 01:12:14,626
Let's call it three grand.
1164
01:12:14,751 --> 01:12:16,710
Motherfucker did this for
three grand?
1165
01:12:19,292 --> 01:12:21,542
I guess he had to pay for
the hotels,
1166
01:12:21,667 --> 01:12:23,210
unless he owns the hotels.
1167
01:12:23,335 --> 01:12:25,417
You're saying this
guy killed two people?
1168
01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:27,703
You think this is really
gonna help you catch this guy?
1169
01:12:27,751 --> 01:12:29,792
I do, Michael.
You're doing the right thing.
1170
01:12:29,917 --> 01:12:33,085
- Thank you so much for this.
- Do you have a card on you?
1171
01:12:33,210 --> 01:12:36,292
We don't carry cards, Lewis,
police departments carry cards.
1172
01:12:37,917 --> 01:12:39,001
Wow.
1173
01:12:42,251 --> 01:12:43,917
Honey!
1174
01:12:44,042 --> 01:12:45,042
Caroline!
1175
01:13:09,251 --> 01:13:10,251
There he is.
1176
01:13:24,042 --> 01:13:25,376
Excuse me.
1177
01:13:25,501 --> 01:13:27,460
Was there an accident here
a few weeks ago?
1178
01:13:32,876 --> 01:13:34,542
Apartment four, Swedish people,
1179
01:13:34,667 --> 01:13:35,747
you know I'm talking about?
1180
01:13:37,126 --> 01:13:38,210
No, no, I don't.
1181
01:13:41,085 --> 01:13:42,667
Okay.
1182
01:13:42,792 --> 01:13:44,417
You know where apartment 1B is?
1183
01:13:44,542 --> 01:13:46,335
I think it's a basement.
1184
01:13:46,460 --> 01:13:49,167
Yes, man, just down
that way to the right.
1185
01:16:59,792 --> 01:17:01,876
Shit!
1186
01:17:02,001 --> 01:17:04,792
Fuck!
Stop, stop, stop.
1187
01:17:04,917 --> 01:17:07,376
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, stop. Stop!
1188
01:17:07,501 --> 01:17:09,960
How the fuck did you
get in here? Fuck!
1189
01:17:12,501 --> 01:17:15,917
Fuck, stop, stop.
Okay, okay, okay, fuck.
1190
01:17:16,042 --> 01:17:17,960
What... Who the fuck are you?
1191
01:17:18,085 --> 01:17:19,226
What do you want?
You want money?
1192
01:17:19,251 --> 01:17:20,251
I'll get you money.
1193
01:17:25,292 --> 01:17:26,667
Fuck.
1194
01:17:26,792 --> 01:17:30,292
Yeah, I know who you are.
You're that fucking guy.
1195
01:17:30,417 --> 01:17:32,835
I thought you were dead.
1196
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:34,501
It's been going around
these days.
1197
01:17:34,626 --> 01:17:37,792
Johnny PayPal,
you didn't send somebody,
1198
01:17:37,917 --> 01:17:40,292
that's fucking you under there?
1199
01:17:41,542 --> 01:17:42,876
Yeah.
1200
01:17:44,251 --> 01:17:45,585
Shame.
1201
01:17:46,460 --> 01:17:47,835
Okay.
1202
01:17:48,876 --> 01:17:50,376
Okay, yeah.
1203
01:17:50,501 --> 01:17:53,376
You're the guy who didn't
respond to the third letter.
1204
01:17:53,501 --> 01:17:55,376
Everybody else did, fucker.
1205
01:17:55,501 --> 01:17:56,960
You made me think
it didn't work.
1206
01:17:58,167 --> 01:17:59,751
This is great.
1207
01:17:59,876 --> 01:18:02,085
You want a soda or something?
1208
01:18:08,835 --> 01:18:10,292
You didn't get the third letter?
1209
01:18:13,376 --> 01:18:14,835
Little yellow one?
1210
01:18:16,042 --> 01:18:17,960
Fuck.
1211
01:18:18,085 --> 01:18:20,292
You don't even know.
That makes more sense.
1212
01:18:20,417 --> 01:18:23,126
So now you're here, for what,
to blow me?
1213
01:18:23,251 --> 01:18:25,042
No. Fuck.
1214
01:18:25,167 --> 01:18:26,685
First letter's the intro,
second letter's the room key,
1215
01:18:26,710 --> 01:18:29,085
third one connects you.
You both wire me five grand
1216
01:18:29,210 --> 01:18:30,835
and I tell you who
the other person is,
1217
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:34,085
and you're the guy
who didn't write back.
1218
01:18:35,335 --> 01:18:37,085
Oooooooh...
1219
01:18:41,251 --> 01:18:43,335
Sorry, I know how this one ends.
1220
01:18:46,085 --> 01:18:48,460
Okay, so, yeah,
1221
01:18:48,585 --> 01:18:51,126
now you want to know who she is.
1222
01:18:53,376 --> 01:18:57,751
So now you just need me to
connect you to somebody.
1223
01:18:58,792 --> 01:18:59,792
How does that feel?
1224
01:19:01,085 --> 01:19:02,542
Not too good, right?
1225
01:19:04,167 --> 01:19:05,167
I could do that.
1226
01:19:10,210 --> 01:19:11,210
Do you mind?
1227
01:19:15,626 --> 01:19:17,542
Okay.
1228
01:19:43,210 --> 01:19:44,210
Sending.
1229
01:19:47,376 --> 01:19:48,626
All over, they're sending.
1230
01:19:50,792 --> 01:19:53,710
Congratulations,
you played yourself.
1231
01:19:53,835 --> 01:19:54,917
You're nobody.
1232
01:19:55,042 --> 01:19:57,042
You don't connect people, I do.
1233
01:19:57,167 --> 01:19:59,751
I don't need to be pretty,
I'm the internet.
1234
01:19:59,876 --> 01:20:01,292
I did you a favor.
1235
01:20:01,417 --> 01:20:02,960
You are just a piece of data
1236
01:20:03,085 --> 01:20:04,835
that my system scraped
from The Sony Hacks.
1237
01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:06,167
You're not even a person.
1238
01:20:06,292 --> 01:20:09,210
You are an event that has
happened to me.
1239
01:20:09,335 --> 01:20:12,292
I found you your search history
soul mate.
1240
01:20:12,417 --> 01:20:15,585
You should be
kissing my asshole.
1241
01:20:15,710 --> 01:20:17,376
And now you want her bad
1242
01:20:17,501 --> 01:20:19,792
and I'll never tell you.
1243
01:20:19,917 --> 01:20:23,042
A thousand times as many letters
going out right now,
1244
01:20:23,167 --> 01:20:24,335
the alpha.
1245
01:20:25,542 --> 01:20:27,710
That's one billion American
1246
01:20:27,835 --> 01:20:29,274
coming to my bank account
next month.
1247
01:20:30,335 --> 01:20:32,667
You're the bad guy.
I win.
1248
01:20:35,001 --> 01:20:37,376
Get out of my fucking basement,
bro.
1249
01:20:46,917 --> 01:20:50,835
Glen, call 911, I got fucked.
1250
01:20:53,585 --> 01:20:56,417
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1251
01:20:56,542 --> 01:20:58,917
The public.
1252
01:21:10,876 --> 01:21:14,376
What the fuck!
Fuck, fuck!
1253
01:21:14,501 --> 01:21:15,585
Fuck me!
1254
01:21:17,542 --> 01:21:18,542
Asshole, fucking shit,
1255
01:21:18,626 --> 01:21:20,835
fucking loser, fucking asshole,
1256
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:22,667
fucking son of a bitch,
Goddamn it.
1257
01:21:22,792 --> 01:21:23,835
Fuck you.
1258
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:25,626
Goddamn it.
1259
01:21:25,751 --> 01:21:27,210
Fucking piece of shit.
1260
01:21:28,585 --> 01:21:30,042
Fucking asshole.
1261
01:21:30,167 --> 01:21:31,710
Fucking piece of shit.
1262
01:21:31,835 --> 01:21:33,960
Fucking loser.
Fucking...
1263
01:21:38,542 --> 01:21:39,542
Hey.
1264
01:21:41,042 --> 01:21:42,292
There she is.
1265
01:21:50,667 --> 01:21:54,376
I was in the car and then I...
1266
01:22:04,542 --> 01:22:06,835
So, yes, I have to talk
to you about something.
1267
01:22:15,292 --> 01:22:16,835
About a month ago,
I got a letter
1268
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:20,126
inviting me to an exclusive
meeting in a hotel room
1269
01:22:20,251 --> 01:22:21,890
and when I got there,
there was a naked...
1270
01:22:21,917 --> 01:22:24,085
Nope, that's a lie. I knew
she was gonna be there.
1271
01:22:24,210 --> 01:22:26,292
Fuck, okay, let's do it.
1272
01:22:26,417 --> 01:22:27,835
Goddamn it,
let's be honest, right?
1273
01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:29,210
Fuck you, let's be honest.
1274
01:22:29,335 --> 01:22:31,292
Okay, honesty, honesty.
1275
01:22:31,417 --> 01:22:32,626
Just be honest.
1276
01:22:32,751 --> 01:22:34,019
Just be honest,
how hard is that?
1277
01:22:34,042 --> 01:22:35,292
This is someone you love.
1278
01:22:35,417 --> 01:22:37,876
You're gonna lose her.
Just be honest.
1279
01:22:38,001 --> 01:22:39,001
I'm drinking again.
1280
01:22:41,542 --> 01:22:43,335
I'm addicted to nicotine.
1281
01:22:43,460 --> 01:22:45,001
I'm a nobody
outside of my building.
1282
01:22:45,126 --> 01:22:47,835
I spend all day trying to
impress the people on my floor.
1283
01:22:47,960 --> 01:22:49,501
The WGA fight's
just the beginning.
1284
01:22:49,626 --> 01:22:51,786
As soon as the other unions
get involved, we're fucked.
1285
01:22:51,835 --> 01:22:53,635
They're never gonna let
us take all the money.
1286
01:22:53,667 --> 01:22:55,435
Why did we think they're gonna
let us take all the money?
1287
01:22:55,460 --> 01:22:58,167
PJ explained it to me.
We're becoming travel agents.
1288
01:22:58,292 --> 01:23:00,001
Raymond grabbed my dick
at that party
1289
01:23:00,126 --> 01:23:02,001
and nobody did anything
about it.
1290
01:23:02,126 --> 01:23:03,667
We kept working with the guy.
1291
01:23:03,792 --> 01:23:06,335
Why do we keep working with
these guys?
1292
01:23:06,460 --> 01:23:08,960
'Cause nobody knows
what's going on!
1293
01:23:09,085 --> 01:23:11,167
And everybody
still wants to be Harvey!
1294
01:23:12,085 --> 01:23:13,126
We dress nice.
1295
01:23:13,251 --> 01:23:14,835
We want to shout at subordinates
1296
01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:17,126
and fuck people and
get away with it.
1297
01:23:17,251 --> 01:23:18,835
I can't wait to start
grabbing dicks.
1298
01:23:21,751 --> 01:23:23,542
I don't know what's happening
to me.
1299
01:23:23,667 --> 01:23:25,960
Honesty, I can see it now.
1300
01:23:26,085 --> 01:23:27,626
Everything you said at the lake,
1301
01:23:27,751 --> 01:23:29,335
I just want to be cool and happy
1302
01:23:29,460 --> 01:23:31,710
and come across like I'm
wealthy and successful
1303
01:23:31,835 --> 01:23:33,876
and I just look fucking cheesy.
1304
01:23:35,292 --> 01:23:37,542
I don't want to do this anymore.
1305
01:23:37,667 --> 01:23:39,501
I fucking hate the internet.
1306
01:23:39,626 --> 01:23:41,460
I just want it to be
the early 2000s.
1307
01:23:42,501 --> 01:23:44,292
I want to be young again.
1308
01:23:53,835 --> 01:23:55,917
I impersonated
a federal officer...
1309
01:23:57,585 --> 01:23:58,585
couple times.
1310
01:24:00,085 --> 01:24:01,917
A man down the street
murdered his wife
1311
01:24:02,042 --> 01:24:04,167
and I'm the only person
who knows about it.
1312
01:24:05,917 --> 01:24:07,542
Her name was Louise Rafferty.
1313
01:24:09,167 --> 01:24:12,501
My teeth are fucked.
1314
01:24:12,626 --> 01:24:15,042
I was disrespectful
to my assistant.
1315
01:24:15,167 --> 01:24:16,792
She could leak my emails
tomorrow.
1316
01:24:16,917 --> 01:24:19,210
I think I committed mail fraud.
1317
01:24:23,085 --> 01:24:25,542
I went down the stairs
behind the bookshelf,
1318
01:24:25,667 --> 01:24:27,292
I met the Phantom of the opera
1319
01:24:27,417 --> 01:24:30,460
and I beat him with
a fucking hammer.
1320
01:24:30,585 --> 01:24:33,335
But no, I didn't look at
1321
01:24:33,460 --> 01:24:35,751
the place card settings email,
1322
01:24:35,876 --> 01:24:37,126
which is what you're thinking,
1323
01:24:37,251 --> 01:24:39,085
I can fucking tell,
1324
01:24:39,210 --> 01:24:40,542
because deep down
1325
01:24:40,667 --> 01:24:45,292
I'm somebody who just
cannot give a shit.
1326
01:24:55,126 --> 01:24:56,251
I don't own the Tesla.
1327
01:24:56,376 --> 01:24:58,001
I've been leasing it
this whole time.
1328
01:24:58,126 --> 01:24:59,226
I think the world's
about to become
1329
01:24:59,251 --> 01:25:01,126
a fucking horrifying place.
1330
01:25:01,251 --> 01:25:02,917
I think I just watched it
happen.
1331
01:25:03,042 --> 01:25:05,792
It's a place that I would
never have any control over.
1332
01:25:07,710 --> 01:25:09,751
You fell in love with me
'cause I was powerful.
1333
01:25:09,876 --> 01:25:11,001
What am I gonna be now?
1334
01:25:16,042 --> 01:25:18,042
Yeah. Do it.
1335
01:25:19,626 --> 01:25:21,167
Fuck, I should have
called the cops.
1336
01:25:21,292 --> 01:25:22,292
She was smart.
1337
01:25:22,417 --> 01:25:23,876
I walked right into this one.
1338
01:25:26,626 --> 01:25:28,251
I understand
1339
01:25:28,376 --> 01:25:30,060
if I'm not the man you thought
you were marrying in six days
1340
01:25:30,085 --> 01:25:31,626
and I'm sorry about that.
1341
01:25:37,542 --> 01:25:39,542
I just don't want to be
ashamed anymore.
1342
01:25:47,417 --> 01:25:48,835
I forgive you.
1343
01:26:58,001 --> 01:26:59,917
Hello.
1344
01:27:00,042 --> 01:27:02,460
You've reached Jordan Hines.
1345
01:27:02,585 --> 01:27:04,417
Because of everything,
1346
01:27:04,542 --> 01:27:07,126
I am taking a conscientious
leave of absence.
1347
01:27:07,251 --> 01:27:10,792
Please reach out to
anybody else in my offices.
1348
01:27:10,917 --> 01:27:13,251
Okay, yeah, all right,
bye now, take care.
1349
01:27:40,210 --> 01:27:42,126
How far do you think we can
make it today?
1350
01:27:43,417 --> 01:27:44,960
The border if we don't stop.
1351
01:27:58,085 --> 01:27:59,626
So here's the deal.
1352
01:28:02,835 --> 01:28:07,585
All this stuff,
it's nothing new.
1353
01:28:07,710 --> 01:28:10,460
It's different but it's not new.
1354
01:28:12,210 --> 01:28:14,042
This could've been
a conversation.
1355
01:28:24,042 --> 01:28:29,501
You know, there are people
out there in the dark
1356
01:28:29,626 --> 01:28:32,335
who will do everything
they can to corrupt this,
1357
01:28:34,792 --> 01:28:35,835
what we have.
1358
01:28:38,460 --> 01:28:41,585
They'll smile at you,
they'll try to trip you up.
1359
01:28:45,710 --> 01:28:47,710
And our job...
1360
01:28:47,835 --> 01:28:49,001
from here on out
1361
01:28:49,126 --> 01:28:51,876
is to make sure that
they never win.
1362
01:28:58,376 --> 01:28:59,376
Whenever you're ready.
1363
01:28:59,501 --> 01:29:00,835
Thank you so much.
1364
01:29:06,585 --> 01:29:09,167
Eight more dead, New York Times.
1365
01:29:09,292 --> 01:29:10,667
Will you turn that thing off?
1366
01:29:22,292 --> 01:29:24,167
- You ready?
- Yep.
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