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Jim, please, don't leave me in the room
with all of these.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Jesse?
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Can I get you a drink?
Marguerita?
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Strawberry dykequiri?
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Uh, I'm... I'm...
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I actually see my boyfriend Jim.
So,
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I'm gonna go.
Excuse me.
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Wow, she is something.
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- Um, um, she is fucking hot.
- Do you think she could be...
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No, no, no.
Too pretty, too feminine.
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I don't know, I'd be happy to...
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taste the fruit?
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Peel it, section it
and squeeze the juice with her.
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Get in line, sister.
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I'm sorry, baby.
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As long as you share her with me.
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We'd love the preschool art curriculum.
We want
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Angelica to grow up surrounded by art.
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We want art to be part
of her everyday experience.
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I mean, essentially,
our house is a gallery
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and we have a collection
that we rotate weekly
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so that she can be acquainted
with as many artists as possible.
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- How wonderful for Angelica.
- Yeah.
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Hello. Hi! We had a nice time
in playing group, didn't we Angie?
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Angie put together the cow jumps
over the moon puzzle.
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- Oh, she loves puzzles.
- You know, we actually have
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a "Woman In The Wood" puzzle
that was made especially for Angie by
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the artist Julia Condon.
She's one of our favorite artists.
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Isn't auntie Julia
one of our favorite artists, sweet pea?
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- Yeah, playing. Yes, you're playing.
- That's wonderful.
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Does one of you have
a deaf family member?
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We have a friend who is deaf
and she just
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- picked it up from her.
- Yeah.
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We think she's an aptitude for languages.
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- Yeah. She knows "Fr�re Jacques" by heart.
- Yeah!
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I'm so sorry. Its just,
its just slept out. I...
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Look, I think it works in our favor
that we're a lesbian family.
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You know, I think we scored
diversity points for that. I just...
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I don't think they're ready
for a divorced lesbian family,
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- you know?
- Yeah.
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What? Do you think it was alright for us
to let them think that we're
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still together? I mean...
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I think it was a little white lie
told for the greater good.
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Oh shit. They're here.
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- Hi.
- Hey girls.
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It's like we're
on the same preschool party circuit.
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- How was your interview?
- Great.
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- Fantastic.
- It was really great.
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You think we stand a good chance?
Firstable,
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Ed is a christian, and I'm muslim,
and Lucas is adopted.
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He's half jewish, a quarter latino
and a quarter chinese.
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Well, I think we probably have
a pretty good shot. I mean,
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biracial daughter, lesbian moms,
it's gotta be an itch somewhere.
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Rowena, she loves that
Jamal teaches english as a second language.
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- You spoke with Rowena?
- Yeah, we met her last summer
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at Geffen's party.
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She wants David on the board
and she knows we're close with him.
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She told us not to even bother
with the director of admissions.
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Rowena makes all the decisions.
But I'm sure you know that.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Anyway, good luck, and, good luck.
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- Thanks.
- Bye, Lucas.
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- "Listen Up" by The Gossip -
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So I finally reach
some secretary who was like,
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"Mrs. Peabody is abroad
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and doesn't want to be reached
unless it's a total emergency".
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Didn't you say her daughter's in jail?
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I said
"I know Mrs. Peabody's a broad.
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And not a very classy one".
Hey, Phyllis, you're ready?
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- Can we do this?
- Yeah. How does my makeup look?
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I don't want to wear too much lipstick
and look like one of those lipstick lesbians.
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- No, you're a total stone butch.
- Stone Butch!
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I'm studying the lingo.
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- Oh, good for you.
- Whether you're a stone butch or a lipstick lesbian,
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you're looking pretty foxy, Phyllis.
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Alright, girls, good luck today.
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- Thanks again.
- You got it.
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Hey, where you're going?
You can't go yet.
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No, no, I have to.
Paige found an appartment,
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I feel like we're gonna sign a lease.
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See you. I'll come visit you later though, Kit.
I promise.
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Great. Please, somebody,
tell me she ain't gonna go through this.
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- I think it's a disaster.
- What's a disaster?
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Shane's moving in with Paige and her son.
They're signing the lease today.
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- That's wonderful.
- When I see her and Paige together,
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I don't see Shane on fire.
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But you can't tell a book
by its cover. I mean,
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- look at me and Joyce.
- Save that for the podcast.
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- Max, are you ready?
- Yeah.
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We are rolling.
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- "Thrills and Chills" by Helene Smith -
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Hello!
Welcome to "Alice in Lesbo Land".
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It's a biweekly podcast
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for bisexual and saphically inclined ladies,
and their friends.
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And we're coming to your life
from The Planet, here, in West Hollywood.
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I'm Alice Pieszecki
and my guest today is Phyllis Kroll.
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She's a... a beautiful and
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and accomplished senior
vice chancelor of California University.
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And she's gonna tell us today
about coming out.
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And, shall we say, mid-life.
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How do you do?
Helena Peabody.
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I don't expect
I'll be here very long.
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Yeah, we've been trying
to get hold of my mother.
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You see? Otherwise I won't be here at all.
You know, I'm...
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I'm sure that
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as soon as we get in touch with her,
I'd hope...
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That's my bunk.
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Yeah...
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Oh, but now I have a new love.
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- Right, your lady love, Joyce.
- Yes.
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She's really wonderful.
We have so much in common.
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Opera, ballet, the arts, philosophy,
and the sex.
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Sex is...
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the best ever.
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Well, ever... I mean,
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they say your coming-out
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affair is usually the most unforgettable.
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Oh, that was kindergarten.
Preschool!
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Compared to what Joyce and I are doing?
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The work I am doing with Joyce
is more like a post-graduated thesis, you know.
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But, uh, listen. You were...
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- I am listening.
- You were sweet.
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- Sweet? I was sweet?
- Yeah, a little vanilla.
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- A little vanilla.
- What's...?
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- Vanilla? Really? Vanilla?
- Vanilla sex.
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Conventional sex.
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What the culture regards as standard
or regular sex.
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I know Vanilla.
I know what that means.
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So, have you guys
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- u-hauled?
- U-hauled?
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Yeah, a lesbian ritual.
You date for
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a couple of weeks maybe,
and then you
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- rent a u-haul, and you move in.
- U-hauled...
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That's a good one.
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U-hauled...
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So 2G is definitively the best unit
in the complex.
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It's the closest to the pool.
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Jared's gonna be so excited
about the swimming-pool.
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It's cute here.
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We'll talk about it and uh...
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let you know by the end of the day.
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Okay, cool. But I...
can't hold it any longer than that.
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Oh, you don't have to.
I just, I have to
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take care of little business things
and...
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- Lisa Pantolini says to say hi.
- Oh Lisa? Really?
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Well, give her my best,
that I say hi back.
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Who's that?
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She's a girl I used to know.
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- ... back one.
- I know Lacey as well.
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- Oh, you know Lacey, of course.
- Yeah. And I know Brandi Delaney.
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- And Megan.
- Brandi Delaney...
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Oh, yeah, Brandi,
and Megan, oh yeah, Megan too. Yeah.
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- You've got a long history!
- No, it's not too long.
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Lacey could not believe it
when I told her that
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you're moving in with someone.
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How long have you two been together for now?
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- Not long.
- Five and half months.
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Well, she stills talks about you
all the time, Shane.
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I don't think she ever got over you.
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She'll be okay, but I'm sorry
to hear that.
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No, you're not.
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Alright. I gotta go pick up Jared at school.
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So, um...
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can you show me
where the garage is so I...
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Of course I can.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah, it's just
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- right over here.
- Yeah?
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So I bet the CU LGBT student union
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is very thrilled
that their EVC is in the club, huh?
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Have you paid them a visit?
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No, I'm actually a little embarrassed
because
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I'm not sure
what the "T" stands for.
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Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual.
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- Tentative?
- Good one.
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Sorry guys,
I've got to change the tape.
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And "T" is for trannies.
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- Trannies?
- Yeah, like Max.
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Transgendered.
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You know,
people who have changed their
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sexes from
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male to female or from female to male.
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It's very interesting.
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Have you actually have
the sex change operation?
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Well, I did go to San Fransisco,
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to get top surgery.
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- Top surgery?
- To get the top off.
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But uh,
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I just decided not to go through with it.
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Yeah, why? 'Cause you were
so ready to do it.
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I guess... I mean,
I thought a lot about it,
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and it's a really personal decision.
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And the fact is that
you can lose sensation in your nipples, so
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I decided I don't want to risk that.
I mean, for some guys,
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they don't feel themselves,
like, fully male
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unless they can have a male-contoured chest
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and be able
to take their shirts off and stuff.
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But for me, I guess,
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in the end, I decided
that I felt enough of a guy as is,
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and, without the surgery. So...
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That is fascinating.
I had no idea.
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You know, I feel like we're getting
a little off-topic here for OurChart.
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Why is it off-topic?
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Well, I mean,
OurChart's for lesbians.
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I thought OurChart was for everybody.
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It's "OurChart". I mean,
doesn't that suggest it's inclusive?
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Well, sure, Max.
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I mean, it's a little technical, but yeah,
it's for everybody.
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- Alice!
- What?
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- It's your soldier girl.
- Tasha!
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Hi! Sorry.
Hi! How are you?
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- Let me know if you need anything.
- Oh yeah, baby.
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I miss you already.
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Look, I can't really talk right now.
I just wanted to hear your voice.
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So, how is it going?
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Are you ready to
ship out to Irak?
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Yeah, I'm ready.
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Williams!
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Look, I gotta go.
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I love you.
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Yeah, me too.
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Say it.
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I love you too, baby.
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Okay, I'll call if I can. Alright?
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Bye.
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Bella Christina, right?
It's not her name?
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- Yeah, no call back.
- And you didn't get a letter?
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- No.
- Are you sure?
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Hey, good morning!
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Did anybody get a postcard from Jenny?
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- Oh no, Jenny.
- I did.
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Where?! China, I hope.
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Playa Del Carmen.
That's not nearly far enough away.
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Speaking of Jenny, guys,
I gotta go.
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I've got a production meeting
for "Lez Girls".
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With Kate?
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Kate got fired.
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- Why?
- William Halsey hated her movie.
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- Who?
- This hedge fund billionaire
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who's financing our next three projects.
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He doesn't know anything
about the movie business.
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He just flew in on his private jet
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and now Aaron
is in full ass kiss mode.
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- Well, that's the movie bussiness for you.
- Yeah. I hate it.
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Are you sure you don't mind
watching Angie for me while I
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- get everything right for Jodi?
- Are you kidding me?
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There's nothing I like better than just
hanging out with my lone niece.
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Besides, I'm the one responsible
for you not having a manny.
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So, when is Jodi coming back?
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Tomorrow night.
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Have you heard from Angus?
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I told him I didn't wanna hear from him.
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It's the only way I can do it.
You know, I need a clean break.
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You know,
Alice looks so upset over there.
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Fuck! Alice really does not need
to go through this again.
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Excuse me.
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Oh mom, it's awesome!
We're right by the pool!
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Great! I'm gonna call Shane
and tell her that you like it
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and then we can sign the lease.
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I might even learn to cook.
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Right.
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And,
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a huge bathroom,
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a master bedroom...
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Can I go swimming?
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After we move in.
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Honey, come on here,
we'll get your bedroom.
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Hi. Hi!
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Can I see my bedroom now?
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There's no point, honey.
It's already been rented.
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Hi, I'm late.
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...my retreat where I can float
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through the ocean of life,
you can say.
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Monsieur,
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you have to tell Aron
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about how you came up with the manatee
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while we were swimming
with your set of dolphins at Xel Ha.
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William, William.
Please meet Tina Kennard.
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She's the development head here in Shaolin.
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- Executive Vice President, actually.
- Nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, Tina.
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Hi Jenny. You look great.
Very tan.
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- I love that scene by the way.
- Which one?
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- The manatee scene.
- Oh, thanks.
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But, you know what I really love
is the scene at the party.
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Jesse get separated from her boyfriend,
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and Nina walks up, and totally hits on her.
It's fantastic!
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Wonderful.
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- Thank you.
- Nina hits on Jesse? Is that
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- a new scene?
- I rewrote the script
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while I was in Tulum
and that's where I,
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I just ran into Monsieur.
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Everybody knows.
I have a very nice villa in Tulum and
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the lovely Jenny was my guest there.
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And while our lovely Jenny
was William's guest in Tulum, she did
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a fantastic rewriting on "Lez Girls".
And she did it on spec.
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What was I going to do?
I was,
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- I was fired from my own movie.
- Well, it's that kind of initiative
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that is inspiring.
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I can't wait for you to read this.
Tina, it's fantastic.
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- I'm excited!
- Yeah, I think Jenny
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has a very special insight into this world.
A certain kind of vision.
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That's the reason why
she's the only person
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who could possibly direct the venture.
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Directing? "Lez Girls"?
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Oh my god! Look who's here!
Just give him to me.
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Look who I want you to meet!
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What is... What's this on his head?
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These are... This is Mauve.
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- This is not orange.
- I know.
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The groomer ran out of orange,
so we thought we would...
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No. No, no. I don't pay you to think.
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Do I Sounder? Do I pay her to think?
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He hates you.
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So take him back to the groomers now
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and get orange ribbons
so that he can like you again.
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- That's it.
- They don't have...
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Who's that?
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Oh, that's Marissa, Jenny's assistant.
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Since when does Jenny have an assistant?
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That's not help. That's sabotage.
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Wow!
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Really?
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Oh, baby, believe me
when I say "Wow".
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After all the fabulous women you've had ?
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Oh, they're pale in comparison.
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You can compare them if you want to,
at your party tomorrow.
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I'm nervous.
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I mean, I've been to hundreds of parties.
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I wine and dime billionaires
and Nobel Laureates.
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Oh, there'll be a Noble laureate
at your coming-out party.
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But think there is
all these wonderful women out there...
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And you are so wonderful
to give me this wonderfull party.
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Have you thought about my proposition?
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Oh, that the two of us should
U-haul together?
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U-haul?!
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- Where did you pick that up?
- Well, I'm not a complete naif, you know.
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Oh, certainly not.
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00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:05,800
Hey!
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- Hey.
- How did it go?
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00:23:10,008 --> 00:23:11,792
Well, she uh...
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00:23:12,117 --> 00:23:14,032
wouldn't even answer the door.
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00:23:18,038 --> 00:23:20,632
Yeah, she just maybe needs some time.
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Fuck it.
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00:23:22,695 --> 00:23:24,843
I just don't want Shay to find out.
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- You look nice.
- Well, thank you.
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- Honey...
- How are you doing, missy?
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00:23:42,607 --> 00:23:44,181
Shit!
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00:23:44,537 --> 00:23:46,933
You know what? I'm...
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Bette, Bette, Bette, please.
I beg you to wait here one minute.
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One minute, no longer. Just one minute.
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00:23:51,577 --> 00:23:53,343
Get off the phone, bitch!
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00:23:53,408 --> 00:23:55,220
Okay, I'll call you back. Bye.
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00:23:59,018 --> 00:24:01,750
- You look like a...
- I don't know.
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00:24:02,106 --> 00:24:04,410
- I missed you.
- I want you to meet someone.
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00:24:04,436 --> 00:24:05,943
This is Bette.
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00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:09,790
- Bette, I want you to meet Jenny.
- Hello, Bette.
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00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,540
Hello, Jenny.
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00:24:16,565 --> 00:24:18,992
Oh, come on, you fuckers,
be friends, please.
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00:24:19,028 --> 00:24:20,791
We're neighbors;
we've known each other for a while.
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00:24:20,855 --> 00:24:23,761
I never thought
that Bette and I weren't friends.
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00:24:26,575 --> 00:24:27,803
We'll see.
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00:24:28,076 --> 00:24:29,320
Okay?
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00:24:36,066 --> 00:24:39,510
Okay, Marissa. I need you to
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00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:42,133
pick up my dry-cleaning today.
And, oh!
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00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,373
Don't tell me that you've missed
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00:24:44,427 --> 00:24:47,893
the same day delivery drop off time
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00:24:47,966 --> 00:24:49,740
because I need it back
for 5 o'clock tonight
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00:24:49,815 --> 00:24:53,013
'cause my fabulous dress
is in the dry-cleaning, huh, huh?
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00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,932
Oh, yes, oh hang on.
I'm not done.
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00:24:56,005 --> 00:24:58,540
I actually will need you,
just a second,
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00:24:58,638 --> 00:25:02,602
will need you to pick me up
for the party this evening.
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00:25:06,815 --> 00:25:10,463
I never thought that this was
a five day a week job.
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00:25:10,475 --> 00:25:14,201
Well, if you want to be
my assistant on sunday,
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00:25:14,258 --> 00:25:16,881
- then... Oh, hi!
- Hi.
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00:25:17,318 --> 00:25:20,903
Then you are going
to pick me up today, saturday.
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00:25:20,918 --> 00:25:23,411
Great. Thank you so much.
Bye.
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00:25:23,437 --> 00:25:25,443
- Hi, Tina.
- How are you?
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00:25:25,487 --> 00:25:27,611
I brought you some coffee and
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00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:30,770
- croissants.
- Oh, I don't eat that.
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00:25:31,327 --> 00:25:36,523
It's like, sugar, and, like clogged arteries.
You know, it's just ahhhh!
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00:25:38,075 --> 00:25:40,150
So, what's up?
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00:25:40,156 --> 00:25:43,240
'Cause mornings are usually
my time to write.
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00:25:43,318 --> 00:25:47,262
Actually, that's what
I wanna talk to you about. Here.
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00:25:47,928 --> 00:25:50,593
- I read the script.
- Good.
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00:25:51,078 --> 00:25:53,902
William loves it.
That's why he
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00:25:53,948 --> 00:25:56,332
greenlitet it based on my rewriting.
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00:25:56,385 --> 00:25:58,742
I know it.
I think it's fantastic.
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00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:02,072
Glad that you think it's fantastic.
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00:26:02,098 --> 00:26:03,633
I do. I think uh...
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00:26:03,707 --> 00:26:05,753
that you've come a long way.
I think you
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00:26:05,786 --> 00:26:08,602
knew how to pull it together. And
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00:26:09,145 --> 00:26:12,111
I have a few notes.
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00:26:12,207 --> 00:26:15,370
- You have some notes for me?
- Just a few.
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00:26:15,427 --> 00:26:17,300
I think I can help you
with the transition
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00:26:17,385 --> 00:26:20,701
where Jesse is repulsed
by the thought of having sex with Karina.
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00:26:20,728 --> 00:26:23,181
If it were up to you,
I wouldn't be allowed on the set.
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00:26:25,546 --> 00:26:29,230
Jenny, I would have never banned you
from the set. Never. Okay?
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00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,850
I mean, I've never been treated
so badly before you.
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00:26:31,905 --> 00:26:34,413
You treated me like a pariah.
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00:26:34,437 --> 00:26:37,783
I never meant to.
I was just trying to get the movie made.
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00:26:37,858 --> 00:26:41,853
You were trying to get ahead
by using my creation.
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00:26:46,496 --> 00:26:50,501
I have total respect and admiration
for the fact that "Lez Girls" is
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00:26:50,516 --> 00:26:53,430
your creation. Okay?
And I was just doing my job,
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00:26:53,525 --> 00:26:56,113
which is what I'm trying to do
right now.
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00:26:56,206 --> 00:26:58,191
Can I have my script?
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00:27:00,058 --> 00:27:02,300
Thanks.
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00:27:02,695 --> 00:27:04,323
But
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00:27:04,358 --> 00:27:05,913
I would never
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00:27:06,435 --> 00:27:07,643
take
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00:27:07,648 --> 00:27:10,832
any of your sticky notes
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00:27:10,835 --> 00:27:12,493
into account.
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00:27:16,545 --> 00:27:19,911
Alright. Jenny, I'm sorry.
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00:27:19,995 --> 00:27:23,911
I am so sorry for everything
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00:27:23,927 --> 00:27:26,140
that went down.
Everything that happened.
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00:27:26,176 --> 00:27:28,972
Everything with Kate.
Okay? Everything...
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00:27:29,016 --> 00:27:32,142
You just... Look,
we have to work together and,
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00:27:32,168 --> 00:27:34,630
and you just have to know
that I sincerely
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00:27:34,657 --> 00:27:39,501
want to help you try to make
the best movie that you can make.
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00:27:41,025 --> 00:27:44,633
That was good. No, it was good.
I can see that you...
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00:27:45,068 --> 00:27:46,990
It took a lot
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00:27:47,397 --> 00:27:51,462
to dredge up an apology
and I can see all the time that it took.
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00:27:51,508 --> 00:27:55,810
But I still don't see why
I should take notes from,
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00:27:56,217 --> 00:27:59,241
- sticky notes, too, from you.
- Because!
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00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:03,523
- I'm your executive.
- Exactly. You're an executive.
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00:28:03,587 --> 00:28:05,232
And I'm a writer,
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00:28:05,268 --> 00:28:07,572
and you don't understand anything
about writing,
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00:28:07,617 --> 00:28:10,843
or anything creative, for that matter.
So,
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00:28:11,887 --> 00:28:16,040
excuse me, Tina, but I actually have
to get back to work.
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00:28:19,048 --> 00:28:20,320
Fine.
431
00:28:50,087 --> 00:28:51,921
I can't eat this.
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00:28:52,437 --> 00:28:54,161
I just can't!
433
00:29:05,527 --> 00:29:09,431
Oh, God!
You could kill someone with that!
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00:29:11,058 --> 00:29:13,790
Not that I would...
435
00:29:13,807 --> 00:29:16,841
ever kill someone. I am totally,
436
00:29:17,195 --> 00:29:19,023
totally against killing.
437
00:29:20,036 --> 00:29:21,481
Shit happens.
438
00:29:29,587 --> 00:29:31,150
It's the turn of mama B.
439
00:29:31,168 --> 00:29:33,623
- Mama B.B. Yeah!
- Mama bombo boom.
440
00:29:33,706 --> 00:29:36,162
Yeah. Come on, sweet.
I think you'll get the potty.
441
00:29:40,077 --> 00:29:43,023
- Yeah, that is time for nappies.
- Yeah, I guess it is.
442
00:29:43,038 --> 00:29:45,893
I'll be right back out.
I'm gonna put her down.
443
00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:51,761
So now we're going to sleep?
What do you wanna do?
444
00:29:51,778 --> 00:29:54,151
- I'll go crabby.
- You're gonna go crabby?
445
00:30:46,565 --> 00:30:49,150
So, how come you didn't tell me
that Kate was fired?
446
00:30:50,847 --> 00:30:52,161
I don't know.
447
00:30:55,595 --> 00:30:59,432
I guess because you hate
the movie business so much.
448
00:30:59,457 --> 00:31:01,703
Well, there's a lot to hate,
but I hope you didn't
449
00:31:02,085 --> 00:31:04,332
mess everything up between the two of you.
450
00:31:06,056 --> 00:31:08,400
There was nothing to mess up.
451
00:31:12,755 --> 00:31:15,003
I think she's back in New York.
452
00:31:15,005 --> 00:31:17,261
So, you and she never hooked up?
453
00:31:18,915 --> 00:31:20,930
I don't think I wanna answer that.
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00:31:20,948 --> 00:31:22,401
You didn't, did you?
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00:31:29,756 --> 00:31:32,022
So, what're you doing for sex?
456
00:31:32,128 --> 00:31:33,662
What?!
457
00:31:33,967 --> 00:31:37,703
Well, I mean, if the thing with Kate didn't work out,
I know it's been a long time...
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00:31:38,588 --> 00:31:40,342
so are you seeing anyone?
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00:31:42,126 --> 00:31:45,073
You want to know if I'm getting laid.
460
00:31:45,698 --> 00:31:47,843
Is that off-limits, too?
461
00:31:49,505 --> 00:31:51,493
Yeah, it is.
462
00:31:55,085 --> 00:31:58,173
You know, it's not like I didn't go
for months at a time
463
00:31:58,196 --> 00:32:00,553
without having sex
when we were together.
464
00:32:00,607 --> 00:32:03,320
I've gotta go.
I've got to go visit Helena.
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00:32:06,075 --> 00:32:07,630
Ouch...!
466
00:32:20,075 --> 00:32:22,442
T, you've gotta stop saying
there's no beautiful women.
467
00:32:22,447 --> 00:32:24,750
I see them everywhere I go.
Hi.
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00:32:24,836 --> 00:32:27,342
Shane, beautiful women, they see you.
They don't see me.
469
00:32:27,368 --> 00:32:28,991
Bullshit, Tina.
470
00:32:29,086 --> 00:32:31,810
You do need to stop hanging out
with Bette so much.
471
00:32:31,818 --> 00:32:33,962
Yeah, especially
since Jodi is coming back.
472
00:32:34,047 --> 00:32:36,412
Just please do not go back to men,
whatever you do.
473
00:32:36,435 --> 00:32:38,592
Look you guys
I'm interested in women, okay?
474
00:32:38,686 --> 00:32:40,460
It's just hard to find someone after Bette.
475
00:32:40,547 --> 00:32:43,733
Forget about Bette. Really. It is easy.
I did it.
476
00:32:43,825 --> 00:32:46,423
- It was just that she set the bar.
- You don't need to go to bars!
477
00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:48,151
We can go wherever you want,
we can expand it.
478
00:32:48,186 --> 00:32:51,442
Will you still be here later...?
Alright, sure.
479
00:32:51,446 --> 00:32:54,683
Yeah, we'll be your little wingmen.
Like your little, gay wingmen.
480
00:33:12,036 --> 00:33:13,781
Hey, Helena.
481
00:33:14,037 --> 00:33:15,681
Are you okay?
482
00:33:16,287 --> 00:33:18,960
You actually look amazingly beautiful.
483
00:33:19,025 --> 00:33:21,781
- Have you heard from Mother?
- I put in a few calls.
484
00:33:22,447 --> 00:33:24,773
Like 350.
485
00:33:24,857 --> 00:33:27,222
Listen, we're trying to come up with the bail.
It's just uh...
486
00:33:27,286 --> 00:33:28,780
It's a lot of money.
487
00:33:28,865 --> 00:33:31,402
I don't know understand
why your bail is set so high.
488
00:33:31,456 --> 00:33:33,651
- It's not like you murdered Catherine.
- I would have murdered her
489
00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:35,501
if I had the chance.
490
00:33:36,295 --> 00:33:38,340
She's a flight risk.
491
00:33:38,357 --> 00:33:40,113
She has no ties to the ccommunity,
492
00:33:40,207 --> 00:33:42,321
her family is loaded.
493
00:33:42,358 --> 00:33:45,480
- And you stole an awful lot of money.
- I didn't steal it!
494
00:33:45,526 --> 00:33:48,123
I was entitled to it!
495
00:33:48,155 --> 00:33:52,481
Okay. Totally. Nobody's disputing that.
496
00:33:52,515 --> 00:33:54,132
Well, except maybe the...
497
00:33:54,486 --> 00:33:56,420
the D.A.
498
00:33:59,016 --> 00:34:00,342
Ask her.
499
00:34:02,866 --> 00:34:04,150
Helena,
500
00:34:07,048 --> 00:34:10,690
what did you do with the money?
Because if we can tell them
501
00:34:10,736 --> 00:34:13,460
where you put the money, I think
they could drop the charges!
502
00:34:17,567 --> 00:34:21,083
So, are they treating you well in here?
I mean, is it at least humane?
503
00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:22,810
I'm sure the sheets are polyesther.
504
00:34:22,826 --> 00:34:25,270
There are no sheets, Alice!
505
00:34:25,327 --> 00:34:28,782
And the food here is like shit!
506
00:34:29,416 --> 00:34:33,422
My cellmate is like
this massive homicidal psychopath
507
00:34:33,455 --> 00:34:35,731
who's probably going to kill me
in my sleep!
508
00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:39,730
Okay. You just sit tight, alright?
'Cause we're gonna get you out.
509
00:34:39,818 --> 00:34:42,620
- How?
- We don't know yet. But I can promise you this:
510
00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:44,250
before figuring it out,
we're gonna come here
511
00:34:44,305 --> 00:34:46,022
- and visit you as much as we can.
- Everyday.
512
00:34:46,065 --> 00:34:49,392
But you have to promise us
that you're gonna keep it safe here.
513
00:34:50,527 --> 00:34:53,772
- How? How do I do that?
- You lay low.
514
00:34:53,827 --> 00:34:56,411
No, she doesn't.
She needs to stand up for herself.
515
00:34:56,487 --> 00:34:59,211
She needs to let everybody in here know
she's not afraid.
516
00:34:59,305 --> 00:35:00,752
- Oh really? I'm so sure.
- Yeah.
517
00:35:00,805 --> 00:35:03,333
No, she should stick to herself
and stay out of all the drama.
518
00:35:03,366 --> 00:35:06,392
You guys, she gets a family,
and she gets herself a daddy.
519
00:35:06,428 --> 00:35:08,673
You're fucking kidding me!
No, she shouldn't!
520
00:35:08,746 --> 00:35:10,463
Are you jocking?
No, she should stay out of all that shit.
521
00:35:10,547 --> 00:35:13,733
- Stick to herself. That's it.
- She's an alpha female!
522
00:35:13,788 --> 00:35:16,660
- She's British!
- She's what?!
- Stop!
523
00:35:19,078 --> 00:35:21,281
Just don't drop the soap.
524
00:35:21,346 --> 00:35:23,160
You know what I'm saying?
525
00:35:23,575 --> 00:35:26,433
- Don't drop the soap.
- I wouldn't.
526
00:35:27,067 --> 00:35:28,933
- "Candy" by CC Martini -
527
00:35:36,956 --> 00:35:38,511
To Phyllis!
528
00:35:46,867 --> 00:35:49,331
Alright, I know what I want you
529
00:35:49,656 --> 00:35:52,912
but it's Phyllis's party. We engaged ourselves
that we would come in.
530
00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:56,340
I'm not in the mood.
531
00:35:57,535 --> 00:36:01,022
Look, I bet she didn't call
because she wanted to make it easier on you.
532
00:36:01,065 --> 00:36:03,871
They shipped out at 0900 o'clock
this morning,
533
00:36:03,947 --> 00:36:06,301
and she said she would call me
before they shipped out.
534
00:36:06,315 --> 00:36:07,961
Yeah, but I'm sure
she has a good reason.
535
00:36:07,997 --> 00:36:09,571
I don't think Tasha's a flake.
536
00:36:10,016 --> 00:36:12,652
Come on. Come on, come on.
537
00:36:15,055 --> 00:36:17,171
- You're gotta get me drunk?
- Yep.
538
00:36:18,057 --> 00:36:19,273
By the way,
539
00:36:19,338 --> 00:36:21,740
I heard you handled the directors
brilliantly.
540
00:36:21,777 --> 00:36:23,531
Oh, she manhandled them.
541
00:36:24,565 --> 00:36:27,651
- So you heard about this?
- It was legendary, Phyllis.
542
00:36:27,725 --> 00:36:30,591
- It was the talk of the UP conference.
- No way.
543
00:36:30,687 --> 00:36:32,100
I told you Phyllis.
544
00:36:32,178 --> 00:36:34,061
The lesbians of academia are celebrating
545
00:36:34,126 --> 00:36:36,550
the advent of you landing among them.
546
00:36:36,607 --> 00:36:38,161
We've had you on our radar
547
00:36:38,248 --> 00:36:40,981
since long before old Joyce here
got her mitts all over you.
548
00:36:41,025 --> 00:36:44,371
Back off!
Old Joyce got in there first.
549
00:36:44,477 --> 00:36:46,290
Oh, baby.
550
00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:48,990
What about her?
551
00:36:49,045 --> 00:36:50,570
- What?!
- No!
552
00:36:50,655 --> 00:36:52,381
- Are you looking where I'm looking?
- I've got two eyes, Alice.
553
00:36:52,427 --> 00:36:55,213
- I'm looking. And I say no.
- What about her?
554
00:36:58,087 --> 00:36:59,510
- Not Bette!
- What?
555
00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:02,200
- Not Bette!
- I'm not looking at Bette!
556
00:37:02,215 --> 00:37:04,150
I'm looking. Yeah.
557
00:37:04,258 --> 00:37:06,012
- See here?
- Who? Where?
558
00:37:06,037 --> 00:37:10,553
She's kinda got like dark brown hair,
kinda of a hot school teacher.
559
00:37:10,607 --> 00:37:12,800
- Okay, that one.
- She's cute. She's a bit...
560
00:37:13,567 --> 00:37:16,183
- Serious?
- Yeah. Flat lining, but she's cute.
561
00:37:16,197 --> 00:37:19,053
She's probably a Pulitzer prize,
winning scientist, or something.
562
00:37:19,155 --> 00:37:21,073
- Oh, and that's bad?
- So what? You're smart.
563
00:37:21,175 --> 00:37:22,971
- I'm not smart.
- Good.
564
00:37:24,777 --> 00:37:26,631
We don't have anything in common.
565
00:37:26,676 --> 00:37:28,051
Have you talked to her?
566
00:37:28,108 --> 00:37:30,052
- Do you know her?
- I can just tell.
567
00:37:30,145 --> 00:37:32,801
- I don't think so, Tina. I don't know.
- Alright, alright, alright.
568
00:37:32,895 --> 00:37:34,163
- What?
- Sit tight.
569
00:37:34,177 --> 00:37:35,882
- No!
- What?
570
00:37:36,448 --> 00:37:39,801
Okay. So, I need you to come over
first thing tomorrow morning
571
00:37:39,868 --> 00:37:43,060
and what I want you to do
is to create a rainbow in my office.
572
00:37:43,088 --> 00:37:46,751
Essentially, I need
a rainbow-colored hue of files
573
00:37:46,767 --> 00:37:50,872
because I want each one of my characters
to be part of the rainbow,
574
00:37:50,918 --> 00:37:52,640
and it needs
to be organized categorically.
575
00:37:52,656 --> 00:37:55,862
I can't come over tomorrow morning
first thing, but I promise...
576
00:37:55,908 --> 00:37:57,202
Why?
577
00:37:57,285 --> 00:37:59,593
Do you have
something more important to do?
578
00:37:59,626 --> 00:38:01,622
Yeah, I'm going to church.
579
00:38:01,645 --> 00:38:04,421
Go in the afternoon, silly.
580
00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:08,290
They don't have afternoon service
in the episcopal church.
581
00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:11,171
- Hey sugar!
- Hey!
582
00:38:11,277 --> 00:38:13,991
- Wait! Hi you!
- Hi! How are you?
583
00:38:14,365 --> 00:38:16,553
I'll go help T. with something.
I'll be right back.
584
00:38:16,758 --> 00:38:18,903
- For Tina?
- Be nice.
585
00:38:18,978 --> 00:38:21,973
- Who's that?
- Marissa, my assistant.
586
00:38:22,027 --> 00:38:24,640
She's cute.
I'll be right back.
587
00:38:25,025 --> 00:38:28,103
- So, I'll see you at 8 a.m. tomorrow.
- I won't be there.
588
00:38:28,576 --> 00:38:31,090
- Why?
- Because I fucking quit.
589
00:38:34,818 --> 00:38:35,772
Well you've...
590
00:38:37,217 --> 00:38:41,363
You have missed
the opportunity of a lifetime, Marissa.
591
00:38:44,546 --> 00:38:46,362
Hey, high stuff, nice party.
592
00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:47,992
- How are you doing, Shane?
- I'm good.
593
00:38:48,035 --> 00:38:49,560
Shane, meet the ladies.
594
00:38:49,636 --> 00:38:52,300
This is Camilla Goldoni,
visiting us from Lucca;
595
00:38:52,368 --> 00:38:54,831
and she's the recipian
of the Rockefeller Grant.
596
00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:56,922
- A very prestigious...
- She knows that, honey.
597
00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:59,403
- This is my buddy, Samantha.
- Hey you, Shane,
598
00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:01,052
- nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
599
00:39:01,097 --> 00:39:03,592
- Megan Swisher.
- Nice to meet you.
600
00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:05,050
And Andrea Jills.
601
00:39:05,097 --> 00:39:06,523
- Hi.
- Hi.
602
00:39:07,238 --> 00:39:09,263
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
603
00:39:10,786 --> 00:39:13,191
She's talking to her.
She's talking to her.
604
00:39:13,246 --> 00:39:16,543
I am sure you get this all the time,
so this isn't really original, but,
605
00:39:16,835 --> 00:39:18,773
you really do have beautiful eyes.
606
00:39:19,546 --> 00:39:20,891
It's the truth.
607
00:39:20,916 --> 00:39:22,570
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
608
00:39:22,598 --> 00:39:24,680
- You have beautiful eyes too.
- Thank you.
609
00:39:25,056 --> 00:39:26,312
So, uh,
610
00:39:26,327 --> 00:39:27,841
what's your story, Shane?
611
00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,672
I don't really have one.
612
00:39:31,738 --> 00:39:34,292
But, you see that blonde over there?
613
00:39:35,096 --> 00:39:38,500
That's my friend, Tina, and I think
she'd really like to meet you.
614
00:39:41,715 --> 00:39:44,372
But I'm meeting you right now.
615
00:39:47,347 --> 00:39:48,560
Yes, you are.
616
00:39:49,896 --> 00:39:51,802
- Well...
- Great!
617
00:39:53,026 --> 00:39:55,042
You didn't have anything in common.
618
00:39:55,047 --> 00:39:56,523
Hon, I'm gonna take care
of some business.
619
00:39:56,537 --> 00:39:58,111
Why don't you get to know Cammie
a little better?
620
00:39:58,165 --> 00:40:00,883
Don't bother with these two,
they're not worth it.
621
00:40:00,946 --> 00:40:02,102
I'm just kidding.
622
00:40:03,525 --> 00:40:05,983
Hi! Cammie, is it Camilla?
623
00:40:08,778 --> 00:40:10,222
Hey, T.
624
00:40:10,268 --> 00:40:14,252
I'm sorry. She has a girlfriend.
It's a no, girl.
625
00:40:14,305 --> 00:40:16,812
- You are such a liar!
- I'm not lying! That's what she told me.
626
00:40:16,858 --> 00:40:19,070
Oh my god! I hate being single, you guys.
627
00:40:19,115 --> 00:40:20,730
- Being single is not so bad!
- Not bad.
628
00:40:20,745 --> 00:40:22,293
Ohhh, to the left.
629
00:40:22,358 --> 00:40:24,162
I just wanna know one thing.
630
00:40:24,885 --> 00:40:27,182
Why did you ask me and Jared
to move in with you?
631
00:40:27,837 --> 00:40:30,282
Alright. Let's, let's, let's...
talk about this outside. Come on.
632
00:40:30,328 --> 00:40:31,332
No, no.
633
00:40:32,576 --> 00:40:34,752
I just want you to answer me.
634
00:40:36,326 --> 00:40:39,022
I asked you and Jared
to move in with me
635
00:40:39,096 --> 00:40:40,930
because I thought
it would be good for us.
636
00:40:40,998 --> 00:40:42,552
Good for us...
637
00:40:42,997 --> 00:40:44,100
You mean like
638
00:40:44,107 --> 00:40:46,441
eating all your green vegetables?
639
00:40:47,548 --> 00:40:50,250
Why did you tell Jared
that Shay was coming back?
640
00:40:50,286 --> 00:40:51,640
Paige, I never wanted...
641
00:40:51,648 --> 00:40:53,563
I never said Shay was gonna come back.
642
00:40:53,578 --> 00:40:55,721
I said to him that I wanted to,
and there was my plan,
643
00:40:55,746 --> 00:40:57,970
but I never ever promised Jared that.
644
00:40:58,035 --> 00:41:01,472
Now we will all just be
one big happy family, huh?
645
00:41:01,525 --> 00:41:02,992
Is that what you told him?
646
00:41:03,036 --> 00:41:04,720
Is that what she told you?
647
00:41:05,145 --> 00:41:06,503
Me?
648
00:41:07,076 --> 00:41:10,271
We... don't... talk... a lot.
649
00:41:10,358 --> 00:41:12,031
We're gonna go.
Well... yeah.
650
00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:13,770
Look, you know what?
651
00:41:14,108 --> 00:41:15,822
It doesn't matter.
652
00:41:17,026 --> 00:41:19,120
I know you have a problem,
653
00:41:19,787 --> 00:41:21,932
I know it's who you are,
654
00:41:22,025 --> 00:41:24,752
and I can't expect you to change
over a night.
655
00:41:27,587 --> 00:41:29,183
I can actually live with it.
656
00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:31,223
You shouldn't have to live with it.
657
00:41:31,306 --> 00:41:33,160
It's just sex.
658
00:41:36,366 --> 00:41:40,691
Paige, it's...
I know it's sex, but...
659
00:41:40,736 --> 00:41:42,643
you deserve someone
who wants to be with you
660
00:41:42,656 --> 00:41:44,792
and who only loves you,
661
00:41:44,906 --> 00:41:46,723
and you alone.
662
00:41:48,565 --> 00:41:51,821
- And you don't love me?
- No, I do love you.
663
00:41:53,575 --> 00:41:56,271
But you're not in love with me.
664
00:41:57,517 --> 00:41:59,061
- "Sugar" by Jessy Moss -
665
00:42:32,556 --> 00:42:34,533
- Helloooo.
- Hello.
666
00:42:36,856 --> 00:42:39,051
- Hi, Jenny.
- Hi, Tina.
667
00:42:39,135 --> 00:42:40,801
Wow, they're so in love.
668
00:42:41,326 --> 00:42:44,961
- How was your cruise?
- Fine. Thank you, Alice.
669
00:42:52,567 --> 00:42:54,473
- Hi.
- Hi!
670
00:42:55,018 --> 00:42:57,211
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
671
00:42:57,296 --> 00:42:58,931
- Welcome back.
- Thank you.
672
00:42:58,935 --> 00:43:01,120
- How are you?
- Hi. Good.
673
00:43:05,065 --> 00:43:07,221
Hi, Jodi. Good to see you.
674
00:43:07,517 --> 00:43:10,802
Thank God you're here!
I need your advice!
675
00:43:10,845 --> 00:43:13,560
Advice... Oh God!
676
00:43:13,578 --> 00:43:17,232
Joyce is over there. She's writing
a big fat check for this party!
677
00:43:17,237 --> 00:43:18,501
Very good job.
678
00:43:19,258 --> 00:43:20,682
Hi sweetie!
679
00:43:21,087 --> 00:43:24,151
Don't worry about it. She can afford it.
Kit's probably giving her a break.
680
00:43:24,198 --> 00:43:26,302
She's in love with me.
She wants to u-haul.
681
00:43:26,346 --> 00:43:28,103
- I told you!
- But...
682
00:43:28,116 --> 00:43:31,591
I've been having an epiphany.
I realize that what I am doing with Joyce
683
00:43:31,647 --> 00:43:34,283
is exactly what I did with Leonard
25 years ago.
684
00:43:34,377 --> 00:43:36,332
Just because the first person
asks you to just settle down,
685
00:43:36,337 --> 00:43:38,102
it doesn't mean
you have to settle down with them.
686
00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:40,280
I mean, it's ridiculous to think
about that, right? I mean,
687
00:43:40,336 --> 00:43:43,712
you think like you don't have the choice.
You know, like that,
688
00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:46,332
it's just not in your power to decide
who you wanna be with.
689
00:43:46,417 --> 00:43:48,920
You're but just got bird in the hand,
you know,
690
00:43:49,025 --> 00:43:52,322
toward the butch! Anyway,
all these little forth and back,
691
00:43:52,368 --> 00:43:54,730
and I tell you what.
I have a...
692
00:43:54,806 --> 00:43:57,432
I don't want to settle down.
You know what I mean? I don't.
693
00:43:57,497 --> 00:43:59,731
- Play the field.
- Go crazy.
694
00:43:59,787 --> 00:44:01,323
I don't what the hell
I'm gonna tell Joyce.
695
00:44:01,346 --> 00:44:03,631
Where is she? Oh, shit!
She's coming right now.
696
00:44:04,986 --> 00:44:06,060
Yeah...
697
00:44:06,616 --> 00:44:08,000
My lady...
698
00:44:09,106 --> 00:44:10,533
Mr. Wischnia.
699
00:44:10,587 --> 00:44:12,273
If it isn't the pillow princess.
700
00:44:12,335 --> 00:44:14,500
You are sloppy seconds, right?
701
00:44:14,586 --> 00:44:15,982
You're clever.
702
00:44:16,798 --> 00:44:18,822
Well, what do you say, girls, huh?
703
00:44:18,835 --> 00:44:21,033
- To Phyllis.
- Yeah. Alright.
704
00:44:21,957 --> 00:44:23,793
Cheers!
705
00:44:31,475 --> 00:44:32,932
Your loft.
706
00:44:50,128 --> 00:44:53,660
I have never had a tablecloth before.
707
00:44:54,677 --> 00:44:56,513
Very fancy.
708
00:45:01,008 --> 00:45:04,000
This table is too plain for you?
709
00:45:05,055 --> 00:45:06,673
No, no.
710
00:45:07,027 --> 00:45:08,773
I just thought you would like it.
711
00:45:08,795 --> 00:45:10,991
Yeah, yeah, it's very nice.
712
00:45:11,098 --> 00:45:12,862
And very sweet of you.
713
00:45:12,866 --> 00:45:14,380
Thank you.
714
00:45:16,886 --> 00:45:18,522
But um...
715
00:45:18,567 --> 00:45:20,911
it's my space.
716
00:45:33,766 --> 00:45:35,380
So you don't like it?
717
00:45:46,056 --> 00:45:50,233
Well, I didn't feel like I was,
you know,
718
00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:52,151
being a control freak.
719
00:45:52,228 --> 00:45:54,470
I felt like I was trying to do
720
00:45:54,508 --> 00:45:56,642
something nice for you.
721
00:46:05,125 --> 00:46:06,843
Fuck!
722
00:46:13,955 --> 00:46:15,722
I don't know what to do.
723
00:46:17,335 --> 00:46:19,291
I don't know what to do.
724
00:46:36,965 --> 00:46:41,733
I'm going to take control of you.
725
00:46:41,755 --> 00:46:43,623
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
726
00:46:44,698 --> 00:46:47,050
This is too...
727
00:46:47,087 --> 00:46:48,450
I can't see you.
728
00:46:48,536 --> 00:46:50,112
How am I supposed to communicate with...
729
00:47:19,417 --> 00:47:20,693
Stop.
730
00:49:05,578 --> 00:49:07,082
- "Going Down" by Bomber -
731
00:49:22,455 --> 00:49:24,060
- Excuse me, Miss?
- Yeah?
732
00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:26,012
- Is this your business?
- Yeah, it was.
733
00:49:26,077 --> 00:49:28,890
Do you have unhappy customers?
A disgruntled employee?
734
00:49:28,938 --> 00:49:30,803
No, no. I don't think so.
735
00:49:30,896 --> 00:49:34,342
The spread of the fire indicates
multiple paths of origin.
736
00:49:34,808 --> 00:49:38,780
And from the color of the smoke,
I think the accelerant used was gazoline.
737
00:49:38,826 --> 00:49:40,650
Some oil...
What does all that mean?
738
00:49:40,688 --> 00:49:43,043
It means it was probably arson.
739
00:49:43,985 --> 00:49:46,170
Any idea of who could have done
such a thing?
740
00:49:52,757 --> 00:49:56,522
- No. No, I don't.
- You don't have any ennemies?
741
00:49:56,566 --> 00:49:59,301
Anybody who's maybe a little upset
with you for some reason, you know?
742
00:50:01,197 --> 00:50:02,503
No.
743
00:50:05,345 --> 00:50:07,323
Well, I take it
you don't wanna file a report...
744
00:50:07,365 --> 00:50:09,441
No, I don't wanna file a report.
745
00:50:24,127 --> 00:50:27,383
... bomb killed 15 iraki civilians today,
746
00:50:27,427 --> 00:50:30,142
in a busy market in central Bagdad,
747
00:50:30,177 --> 00:50:32,342
close to a popular caf�.
748
00:50:50,536 --> 00:50:52,272
Who is it?
749
00:50:52,305 --> 00:50:54,423
Alice, open the door.
750
00:50:56,737 --> 00:50:58,152
Tasha?
751
00:51:02,586 --> 00:51:06,641
What are you doing here? What
are you doing here?! What are you doing here?
752
00:51:07,206 --> 00:51:08,643
Hi...!
753
00:51:12,085 --> 00:51:13,392
Hi!
754
00:51:14,065 --> 00:51:16,050
- Are you okay?
- Yes.
755
00:51:16,105 --> 00:51:17,473
- Are you hurt?
- No.
756
00:51:17,487 --> 00:51:18,871
Are you in trouble?
757
00:51:21,727 --> 00:51:23,652
What are you doing home?
758
00:51:24,216 --> 00:51:26,660
Oh, my soldier's home.
759
00:51:29,976 --> 00:51:31,742
- "Kiss Me When I'm Starving"
by The Heart Throbs -
760
00:51:32,686 --> 00:51:33,910
What are you doing home?
761
00:51:33,977 --> 00:51:36,521
- Stop asking so many questions.
- Wait.
762
00:51:36,558 --> 00:51:39,492
Are you A.W.O.L. ?
Did you do something crazy?
763
00:51:43,286 --> 00:51:44,672
I missed you.
764
00:51:46,028 --> 00:51:47,683
You missed me?
765
00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:49,352
Yes.
766
00:51:49,895 --> 00:51:51,541
I missed you.
767
00:51:56,566 --> 00:51:58,060
I missed you too.
768
00:52:02,858 --> 00:52:04,741
I was worried about you.
769
00:52:13,837 --> 00:52:15,332
Come here!
770
00:52:58,076 --> 00:53:08,812
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