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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:37,043 --> 00:03:39,944 Jim, please, don't leave me in the room with all of these. 2 00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:49,025 - Hi. - Hi. 3 00:03:49,056 --> 00:03:50,203 Jesse? 4 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:53,023 Can I get you a drink? Marguerita? 5 00:03:53,036 --> 00:03:54,737 Strawberry dykequiri? 6 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:58,610 Uh, I'm... I'm... 7 00:03:59,622 --> 00:04:02,652 I actually see my boyfriend Jim. So, 8 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,880 I'm gonna go. Excuse me. 9 00:04:27,052 --> 00:04:29,414 Wow, she is something. 10 00:04:29,445 --> 00:04:32,870 - Um, um, she is fucking hot. - Do you think she could be... 11 00:04:32,914 --> 00:04:34,948 No, no, no. Too pretty, too feminine. 12 00:04:34,989 --> 00:04:37,388 I don't know, I'd be happy to... 13 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,773 taste the fruit? 14 00:04:38,819 --> 00:04:40,912 Peel it, section it and squeeze the juice with her. 15 00:04:40,957 --> 00:04:43,362 Get in line, sister. 16 00:04:45,088 --> 00:04:47,391 I'm sorry, baby. 17 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,621 As long as you share her with me. 18 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:04,841 We'd love the preschool art curriculum. We want 19 00:06:04,918 --> 00:06:08,012 Angelica to grow up surrounded by art. 20 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:11,010 We want art to be part of her everyday experience. 21 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,301 I mean, essentially, our house is a gallery 22 00:06:13,385 --> 00:06:15,161 and we have a collection that we rotate weekly 23 00:06:15,228 --> 00:06:17,990 so that she can be acquainted with as many artists as possible. 24 00:06:18,006 --> 00:06:20,620 - How wonderful for Angelica. - Yeah. 25 00:06:22,868 --> 00:06:27,653 Hello. Hi! We had a nice time in playing group, didn't we Angie? 26 00:06:27,746 --> 00:06:30,243 Angie put together the cow jumps over the moon puzzle. 27 00:06:30,347 --> 00:06:32,821 - Oh, she loves puzzles. - You know, we actually have 28 00:06:32,856 --> 00:06:35,601 a "Woman In The Wood" puzzle that was made especially for Angie by 29 00:06:35,607 --> 00:06:38,362 the artist Julia Condon. She's one of our favorite artists. 30 00:06:38,428 --> 00:06:41,430 Isn't auntie Julia one of our favorite artists, sweet pea? 31 00:06:41,516 --> 00:06:45,840 - Yeah, playing. Yes, you're playing. - That's wonderful. 32 00:06:45,845 --> 00:06:48,680 Does one of you have a deaf family member? 33 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:55,110 We have a friend who is deaf and she just 34 00:06:55,146 --> 00:06:56,703 - picked it up from her. - Yeah. 35 00:06:57,007 --> 00:06:59,251 We think she's an aptitude for languages. 36 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,743 - Yeah. She knows "Fr�re Jacques" by heart. - Yeah! 37 00:07:04,105 --> 00:07:06,721 I'm so sorry. Its just, its just slept out. I... 38 00:07:07,908 --> 00:07:10,800 Look, I think it works in our favor that we're a lesbian family. 39 00:07:10,876 --> 00:07:14,082 You know, I think we scored diversity points for that. I just... 40 00:07:14,276 --> 00:07:17,290 I don't think they're ready for a divorced lesbian family, 41 00:07:17,297 --> 00:07:18,680 - you know? - Yeah. 42 00:07:18,715 --> 00:07:21,170 What? Do you think it was alright for us to let them think that we're 43 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,841 still together? I mean... 44 00:07:23,085 --> 00:07:26,202 I think it was a little white lie told for the greater good. 45 00:07:27,788 --> 00:07:30,500 Oh shit. They're here. 46 00:07:31,186 --> 00:07:33,733 - Hi. - Hey girls. 47 00:07:34,028 --> 00:07:36,702 It's like we're on the same preschool party circuit. 48 00:07:37,635 --> 00:07:39,552 - How was your interview? - Great. 49 00:07:39,638 --> 00:07:41,362 - Fantastic. - It was really great. 50 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,332 You think we stand a good chance? Firstable, 51 00:07:43,417 --> 00:07:46,671 Ed is a christian, and I'm muslim, and Lucas is adopted. 52 00:07:46,775 --> 00:07:50,401 He's half jewish, a quarter latino and a quarter chinese. 53 00:07:52,028 --> 00:07:54,201 Well, I think we probably have a pretty good shot. I mean, 54 00:07:54,248 --> 00:07:57,511 biracial daughter, lesbian moms, it's gotta be an itch somewhere. 55 00:07:57,558 --> 00:08:01,723 Rowena, she loves that Jamal teaches english as a second language. 56 00:08:01,788 --> 00:08:03,570 - You spoke with Rowena? - Yeah, we met her last summer 57 00:08:03,628 --> 00:08:04,643 at Geffen's party. 58 00:08:04,646 --> 00:08:07,222 She wants David on the board and she knows we're close with him. 59 00:08:07,277 --> 00:08:09,790 She told us not to even bother with the director of admissions. 60 00:08:09,828 --> 00:08:11,942 Rowena makes all the decisions. But I'm sure you know that. 61 00:08:11,946 --> 00:08:13,190 - Yeah. - Yeah. 62 00:08:13,196 --> 00:08:15,650 Anyway, good luck, and, good luck. 63 00:08:15,655 --> 00:08:17,081 - Thanks. - Bye, Lucas. 64 00:08:18,277 --> 00:08:20,211 - "Listen Up" by The Gossip - 65 00:09:17,797 --> 00:09:20,983 So I finally reach some secretary who was like, 66 00:09:21,037 --> 00:09:23,130 "Mrs. Peabody is abroad 67 00:09:23,137 --> 00:09:25,632 and doesn't want to be reached unless it's a total emergency". 68 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:27,290 Didn't you say her daughter's in jail? 69 00:09:27,365 --> 00:09:29,513 I said "I know Mrs. Peabody's a broad. 70 00:09:29,515 --> 00:09:32,143 And not a very classy one". Hey, Phyllis, you're ready? 71 00:09:32,218 --> 00:09:34,581 - Can we do this? - Yeah. How does my makeup look? 72 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:37,041 I don't want to wear too much lipstick and look like one of those lipstick lesbians. 73 00:09:37,056 --> 00:09:39,360 - No, you're a total stone butch. - Stone Butch! 74 00:09:39,566 --> 00:09:40,960 I'm studying the lingo. 75 00:09:41,018 --> 00:09:44,023 - Oh, good for you. - Whether you're a stone butch or a lipstick lesbian, 76 00:09:44,055 --> 00:09:45,823 you're looking pretty foxy, Phyllis. 77 00:09:47,035 --> 00:09:48,480 Alright, girls, good luck today. 78 00:09:48,486 --> 00:09:49,841 - Thanks again. - You got it. 79 00:09:49,847 --> 00:09:51,431 Hey, where you're going? You can't go yet. 80 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:53,251 No, no, I have to. Paige found an appartment, 81 00:09:53,256 --> 00:09:55,162 I feel like we're gonna sign a lease. 82 00:09:55,516 --> 00:09:58,722 See you. I'll come visit you later though, Kit. I promise. 83 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:02,142 Great. Please, somebody, tell me she ain't gonna go through this. 84 00:10:02,178 --> 00:10:04,882 - I think it's a disaster. - What's a disaster? 85 00:10:04,926 --> 00:10:08,102 Shane's moving in with Paige and her son. They're signing the lease today. 86 00:10:08,137 --> 00:10:10,461 - That's wonderful. - When I see her and Paige together, 87 00:10:10,497 --> 00:10:12,371 I don't see Shane on fire. 88 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,423 But you can't tell a book by its cover. I mean, 89 00:10:16,465 --> 00:10:18,811 - look at me and Joyce. - Save that for the podcast. 90 00:10:20,007 --> 00:10:22,270 - Max, are you ready? - Yeah. 91 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:24,713 We are rolling. 92 00:10:25,707 --> 00:10:27,252 - "Thrills and Chills" by Helene Smith - 93 00:10:29,017 --> 00:10:32,481 Hello! Welcome to "Alice in Lesbo Land". 94 00:10:32,515 --> 00:10:34,411 It's a biweekly podcast 95 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:38,572 for bisexual and saphically inclined ladies, and their friends. 96 00:10:38,668 --> 00:10:41,761 And we're coming to your life from The Planet, here, in West Hollywood. 97 00:10:42,096 --> 00:10:46,071 I'm Alice Pieszecki and my guest today is Phyllis Kroll. 98 00:10:46,116 --> 00:10:48,341 She's a... a beautiful and 99 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:53,303 and accomplished senior vice chancelor of California University. 100 00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:55,902 And she's gonna tell us today about coming out. 101 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,990 And, shall we say, mid-life. 102 00:11:28,716 --> 00:11:32,443 How do you do? Helena Peabody. 103 00:11:39,686 --> 00:11:42,833 I don't expect I'll be here very long. 104 00:11:42,878 --> 00:11:45,151 Yeah, we've been trying to get hold of my mother. 105 00:11:45,158 --> 00:11:48,390 You see? Otherwise I won't be here at all. You know, I'm... 106 00:11:48,476 --> 00:11:50,102 I'm sure that 107 00:11:50,155 --> 00:11:53,640 as soon as we get in touch with her, I'd hope... 108 00:11:53,657 --> 00:11:55,441 That's my bunk. 109 00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:02,923 Yeah... 110 00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:04,800 Oh, but now I have a new love. 111 00:12:04,815 --> 00:12:06,761 - Right, your lady love, Joyce. - Yes. 112 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,531 She's really wonderful. We have so much in common. 113 00:12:10,017 --> 00:12:13,803 Opera, ballet, the arts, philosophy, and the sex. 114 00:12:15,685 --> 00:12:17,123 Sex is... 115 00:12:17,546 --> 00:12:19,082 the best ever. 116 00:12:19,578 --> 00:12:22,392 Well, ever... I mean, 117 00:12:22,435 --> 00:12:24,172 they say your coming-out 118 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,791 affair is usually the most unforgettable. 119 00:12:26,845 --> 00:12:28,903 Oh, that was kindergarten. Preschool! 120 00:12:28,986 --> 00:12:30,792 Compared to what Joyce and I are doing? 121 00:12:30,805 --> 00:12:35,261 The work I am doing with Joyce is more like a post-graduated thesis, you know. 122 00:12:35,277 --> 00:12:37,022 But, uh, listen. You were... 123 00:12:37,025 --> 00:12:39,122 - I am listening. - You were sweet. 124 00:12:39,215 --> 00:12:42,110 - Sweet? I was sweet? - Yeah, a little vanilla. 125 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,582 - A little vanilla. - What's...? 126 00:12:45,105 --> 00:12:47,921 - Vanilla? Really? Vanilla? - Vanilla sex. 127 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,231 Conventional sex. 128 00:12:50,656 --> 00:12:54,730 What the culture regards as standard or regular sex. 129 00:12:54,778 --> 00:12:57,472 I know Vanilla. I know what that means. 130 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,470 So, have you guys 131 00:13:01,517 --> 00:13:04,110 - u-hauled? - U-hauled? 132 00:13:04,127 --> 00:13:07,400 Yeah, a lesbian ritual. You date for 133 00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:09,422 a couple of weeks maybe, and then you 134 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,990 - rent a u-haul, and you move in. - U-hauled... 135 00:13:12,415 --> 00:13:13,893 That's a good one. 136 00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:15,343 U-hauled... 137 00:13:15,387 --> 00:13:18,580 So 2G is definitively the best unit in the complex. 138 00:13:18,645 --> 00:13:20,923 It's the closest to the pool. 139 00:13:20,948 --> 00:13:23,902 Jared's gonna be so excited about the swimming-pool. 140 00:13:26,386 --> 00:13:27,920 It's cute here. 141 00:13:29,656 --> 00:13:32,191 We'll talk about it and uh... 142 00:13:32,258 --> 00:13:33,871 let you know by the end of the day. 143 00:13:33,925 --> 00:13:36,990 Okay, cool. But I... can't hold it any longer than that. 144 00:13:37,054 --> 00:13:38,878 Oh, you don't have to. I just, I have to 145 00:13:38,889 --> 00:13:40,868 take care of little business things and... 146 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:44,053 - Lisa Pantolini says to say hi. - Oh Lisa? Really? 147 00:13:44,069 --> 00:13:46,580 Well, give her my best, that I say hi back. 148 00:13:46,605 --> 00:13:48,043 Who's that? 149 00:13:48,168 --> 00:13:49,931 She's a girl I used to know. 150 00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:52,112 - ... back one. - I know Lacey as well. 151 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:55,332 - Oh, you know Lacey, of course. - Yeah. And I know Brandi Delaney. 152 00:13:55,366 --> 00:13:57,380 - And Megan. - Brandi Delaney... 153 00:13:57,448 --> 00:14:00,260 Oh, yeah, Brandi, and Megan, oh yeah, Megan too. Yeah. 154 00:14:00,305 --> 00:14:03,191 - You've got a long history! - No, it's not too long. 155 00:14:03,278 --> 00:14:05,552 Lacey could not believe it when I told her that 156 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:06,971 you're moving in with someone. 157 00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:09,061 How long have you two been together for now? 158 00:14:09,128 --> 00:14:11,350 - Not long. - Five and half months. 159 00:14:12,096 --> 00:14:14,591 Well, she stills talks about you all the time, Shane. 160 00:14:14,846 --> 00:14:17,043 I don't think she ever got over you. 161 00:14:17,505 --> 00:14:20,531 She'll be okay, but I'm sorry to hear that. 162 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,133 No, you're not. 163 00:14:23,328 --> 00:14:25,352 Alright. I gotta go pick up Jared at school. 164 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,361 So, um... 165 00:14:30,396 --> 00:14:32,672 can you show me where the garage is so I... 166 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,962 Of course I can. 167 00:14:33,977 --> 00:14:36,113 - Thank you. - Yeah, it's just 168 00:14:36,138 --> 00:14:37,530 - right over here. - Yeah? 169 00:14:42,085 --> 00:14:44,943 So I bet the CU LGBT student union 170 00:14:44,946 --> 00:14:47,502 is very thrilled that their EVC is in the club, huh? 171 00:14:47,558 --> 00:14:49,060 Have you paid them a visit? 172 00:14:49,098 --> 00:14:50,850 No, I'm actually a little embarrassed because 173 00:14:50,897 --> 00:14:53,111 I'm not sure what the "T" stands for. 174 00:14:53,155 --> 00:14:55,760 Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual. 175 00:14:56,516 --> 00:14:58,692 - Tentative? - Good one. 176 00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:00,500 Sorry guys, I've got to change the tape. 177 00:15:00,506 --> 00:15:02,241 And "T" is for trannies. 178 00:15:02,266 --> 00:15:03,860 - Trannies? - Yeah, like Max. 179 00:15:03,926 --> 00:15:05,282 Transgendered. 180 00:15:05,736 --> 00:15:08,341 You know, people who have changed their 181 00:15:08,347 --> 00:15:09,703 sexes from 182 00:15:09,795 --> 00:15:12,231 male to female or from female to male. 183 00:15:12,265 --> 00:15:13,781 It's very interesting. 184 00:15:13,876 --> 00:15:16,142 Have you actually have the sex change operation? 185 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:19,433 Well, I did go to San Fransisco, 186 00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:21,341 to get top surgery. 187 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,642 - Top surgery? - To get the top off. 188 00:15:23,696 --> 00:15:25,222 But uh, 189 00:15:25,305 --> 00:15:27,163 I just decided not to go through with it. 190 00:15:27,205 --> 00:15:29,932 Yeah, why? 'Cause you were so ready to do it. 191 00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:32,773 I guess... I mean, I thought a lot about it, 192 00:15:32,777 --> 00:15:35,073 and it's a really personal decision. 193 00:15:35,158 --> 00:15:39,130 And the fact is that you can lose sensation in your nipples, so 194 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:42,652 I decided I don't want to risk that. I mean, for some guys, 195 00:15:42,668 --> 00:15:45,531 they don't feel themselves, like, fully male 196 00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:47,482 unless they can have a male-contoured chest 197 00:15:47,545 --> 00:15:49,712 and be able to take their shirts off and stuff. 198 00:15:49,797 --> 00:15:52,641 But for me, I guess, 199 00:15:52,646 --> 00:15:56,441 in the end, I decided that I felt enough of a guy as is, 200 00:15:56,476 --> 00:15:58,400 and, without the surgery. So... 201 00:15:58,407 --> 00:16:01,482 That is fascinating. I had no idea. 202 00:16:01,805 --> 00:16:04,750 You know, I feel like we're getting a little off-topic here for OurChart. 203 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,333 Why is it off-topic? 204 00:16:06,378 --> 00:16:08,353 Well, I mean, OurChart's for lesbians. 205 00:16:08,357 --> 00:16:10,003 I thought OurChart was for everybody. 206 00:16:10,108 --> 00:16:13,112 It's "OurChart". I mean, doesn't that suggest it's inclusive? 207 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,901 Well, sure, Max. 208 00:16:14,948 --> 00:16:18,060 I mean, it's a little technical, but yeah, it's for everybody. 209 00:16:18,075 --> 00:16:19,881 - Alice! - What? 210 00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:21,861 - It's your soldier girl. - Tasha! 211 00:16:22,926 --> 00:16:25,920 Hi! Sorry. Hi! How are you? 212 00:16:25,968 --> 00:16:28,640 - Let me know if you need anything. - Oh yeah, baby. 213 00:16:28,706 --> 00:16:30,740 I miss you already. 214 00:16:31,535 --> 00:16:35,150 Look, I can't really talk right now. I just wanted to hear your voice. 215 00:16:35,575 --> 00:16:37,702 So, how is it going? 216 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,312 Are you ready to ship out to Irak? 217 00:16:40,395 --> 00:16:41,722 Yeah, I'm ready. 218 00:16:42,948 --> 00:16:44,041 Williams! 219 00:16:44,097 --> 00:16:45,730 Look, I gotta go. 220 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,281 I love you. 221 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,692 Yeah, me too. 222 00:16:48,795 --> 00:16:49,923 Say it. 223 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,672 I love you too, baby. 224 00:16:54,686 --> 00:16:56,981 Okay, I'll call if I can. Alright? 225 00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,262 Bye. 226 00:17:05,097 --> 00:17:07,423 Bella Christina, right? It's not her name? 227 00:17:07,495 --> 00:17:09,981 - Yeah, no call back. - And you didn't get a letter? 228 00:17:10,026 --> 00:17:11,070 - No. - Are you sure? 229 00:17:11,088 --> 00:17:12,890 Hey, good morning! 230 00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:14,892 Did anybody get a postcard from Jenny? 231 00:17:14,897 --> 00:17:16,861 - Oh no, Jenny. - I did. 232 00:17:16,937 --> 00:17:18,973 Where?! China, I hope. 233 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,393 Playa Del Carmen. That's not nearly far enough away. 234 00:17:21,427 --> 00:17:23,142 Speaking of Jenny, guys, I gotta go. 235 00:17:23,247 --> 00:17:25,251 I've got a production meeting for "Lez Girls". 236 00:17:25,328 --> 00:17:26,671 With Kate? 237 00:17:27,577 --> 00:17:29,470 Kate got fired. 238 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:33,292 - Why? - William Halsey hated her movie. 239 00:17:33,296 --> 00:17:35,523 - Who? - This hedge fund billionaire 240 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,833 who's financing our next three projects. 241 00:17:37,878 --> 00:17:40,142 He doesn't know anything about the movie business. 242 00:17:40,148 --> 00:17:42,512 He just flew in on his private jet 243 00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:44,963 and now Aaron is in full ass kiss mode. 244 00:17:44,977 --> 00:17:49,013 - Well, that's the movie bussiness for you. - Yeah. I hate it. 245 00:17:49,015 --> 00:17:51,883 Are you sure you don't mind watching Angie for me while I 246 00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:54,231 - get everything right for Jodi? - Are you kidding me? 247 00:17:54,316 --> 00:17:57,091 There's nothing I like better than just hanging out with my lone niece. 248 00:17:57,118 --> 00:18:01,213 Besides, I'm the one responsible for you not having a manny. 249 00:18:01,298 --> 00:18:03,241 So, when is Jodi coming back? 250 00:18:03,287 --> 00:18:04,440 Tomorrow night. 251 00:18:04,925 --> 00:18:06,841 Have you heard from Angus? 252 00:18:08,358 --> 00:18:10,682 I told him I didn't wanna hear from him. 253 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:14,101 It's the only way I can do it. You know, I need a clean break. 254 00:18:14,138 --> 00:18:16,861 You know, Alice looks so upset over there. 255 00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:21,183 Fuck! Alice really does not need to go through this again. 256 00:18:21,587 --> 00:18:22,953 Excuse me. 257 00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:28,193 Oh mom, it's awesome! We're right by the pool! 258 00:18:28,576 --> 00:18:31,032 Great! I'm gonna call Shane and tell her that you like it 259 00:18:31,116 --> 00:18:32,822 and then we can sign the lease. 260 00:18:33,048 --> 00:18:35,043 I might even learn to cook. 261 00:18:35,126 --> 00:18:36,642 Right. 262 00:18:38,038 --> 00:18:39,551 And, 263 00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:42,162 a huge bathroom, 264 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:44,263 a master bedroom... 265 00:18:44,317 --> 00:18:45,502 Can I go swimming? 266 00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:47,052 After we move in. 267 00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:49,831 Honey, come on here, we'll get your bedroom. 268 00:18:52,638 --> 00:18:54,700 Hi. Hi! 269 00:18:54,757 --> 00:18:56,413 Can I see my bedroom now? 270 00:18:58,207 --> 00:19:00,861 There's no point, honey. It's already been rented. 271 00:19:03,607 --> 00:19:04,941 Hi, I'm late. 272 00:19:05,518 --> 00:19:09,890 ...my retreat where I can float 273 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,623 through the ocean of life, you can say. 274 00:19:12,627 --> 00:19:14,223 Monsieur, 275 00:19:14,515 --> 00:19:16,821 you have to tell Aron 276 00:19:16,915 --> 00:19:20,181 about how you came up with the manatee 277 00:19:20,218 --> 00:19:23,512 while we were swimming with your set of dolphins at Xel Ha. 278 00:19:23,606 --> 00:19:26,502 William, William. Please meet Tina Kennard. 279 00:19:26,578 --> 00:19:29,112 She's the development head here in Shaolin. 280 00:19:29,206 --> 00:19:31,190 - Executive Vice President, actually. - Nice to meet you. 281 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,903 - Nice to meet you. - Hi, Tina. 282 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:36,633 Hi Jenny. You look great. Very tan. 283 00:19:36,715 --> 00:19:38,450 - I love that scene by the way. - Which one? 284 00:19:38,497 --> 00:19:39,873 - The manatee scene. - Oh, thanks. 285 00:19:39,977 --> 00:19:42,143 But, you know what I really love is the scene at the party. 286 00:19:42,176 --> 00:19:44,260 Jesse get separated from her boyfriend, 287 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:47,580 and Nina walks up, and totally hits on her. It's fantastic! 288 00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:48,950 Wonderful. 289 00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:50,522 - Thank you. - Nina hits on Jesse? Is that 290 00:19:50,628 --> 00:19:52,622 - a new scene? - I rewrote the script 291 00:19:52,668 --> 00:19:55,160 while I was in Tulum and that's where I, 292 00:19:55,178 --> 00:19:57,512 I just ran into Monsieur. 293 00:19:57,585 --> 00:20:01,010 Everybody knows. I have a very nice villa in Tulum and 294 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:03,122 the lovely Jenny was my guest there. 295 00:20:03,196 --> 00:20:06,680 And while our lovely Jenny was William's guest in Tulum, she did 296 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:10,780 a fantastic rewriting on "Lez Girls". And she did it on spec. 297 00:20:10,798 --> 00:20:12,952 What was I going to do? I was, 298 00:20:13,036 --> 00:20:16,640 - I was fired from my own movie. - Well, it's that kind of initiative 299 00:20:16,677 --> 00:20:18,263 that is inspiring. 300 00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:21,852 I can't wait for you to read this. Tina, it's fantastic. 301 00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:23,690 - I'm excited! - Yeah, I think Jenny 302 00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:27,751 has a very special insight into this world. A certain kind of vision. 303 00:20:27,828 --> 00:20:30,100 That's the reason why she's the only person 304 00:20:30,138 --> 00:20:32,323 who could possibly direct the venture. 305 00:20:32,325 --> 00:20:34,521 Directing? "Lez Girls"? 306 00:20:44,206 --> 00:20:48,671 Oh my god! Look who's here! Just give him to me. 307 00:20:48,737 --> 00:20:51,100 Look who I want you to meet! 308 00:20:56,908 --> 00:20:59,790 What is... What's this on his head? 309 00:21:00,445 --> 00:21:03,193 These are... This is Mauve. 310 00:21:03,247 --> 00:21:05,761 - This is not orange. - I know. 311 00:21:05,788 --> 00:21:08,242 The groomer ran out of orange, so we thought we would... 312 00:21:08,316 --> 00:21:12,672 No. No, no. I don't pay you to think. 313 00:21:12,715 --> 00:21:16,112 Do I Sounder? Do I pay her to think? 314 00:21:16,546 --> 00:21:18,552 He hates you. 315 00:21:18,555 --> 00:21:22,611 So take him back to the groomers now 316 00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:26,241 and get orange ribbons so that he can like you again. 317 00:21:26,246 --> 00:21:27,790 - That's it. - They don't have... 318 00:21:33,096 --> 00:21:34,782 Who's that? 319 00:21:34,817 --> 00:21:37,321 Oh, that's Marissa, Jenny's assistant. 320 00:21:37,398 --> 00:21:40,142 Since when does Jenny have an assistant? 321 00:21:41,556 --> 00:21:44,363 That's not help. That's sabotage. 322 00:21:49,335 --> 00:21:50,781 Wow! 323 00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:52,900 Really? 324 00:21:52,956 --> 00:21:57,571 Oh, baby, believe me when I say "Wow". 325 00:21:58,548 --> 00:22:01,530 After all the fabulous women you've had ? 326 00:22:01,578 --> 00:22:04,032 Oh, they're pale in comparison. 327 00:22:04,837 --> 00:22:08,812 You can compare them if you want to, at your party tomorrow. 328 00:22:09,505 --> 00:22:10,831 I'm nervous. 329 00:22:10,848 --> 00:22:13,700 I mean, I've been to hundreds of parties. 330 00:22:13,778 --> 00:22:16,153 I wine and dime billionaires and Nobel Laureates. 331 00:22:16,176 --> 00:22:18,972 Oh, there'll be a Noble laureate at your coming-out party. 332 00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:22,250 But think there is all these wonderful women out there... 333 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:26,120 And you are so wonderful to give me this wonderfull party. 334 00:22:28,035 --> 00:22:30,563 Have you thought about my proposition? 335 00:22:31,605 --> 00:22:34,242 Oh, that the two of us should U-haul together? 336 00:22:37,697 --> 00:22:39,330 U-haul?! 337 00:22:39,727 --> 00:22:43,813 - Where did you pick that up? - Well, I'm not a complete naif, you know. 338 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,983 Oh, certainly not. 339 00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:05,800 Hey! 340 00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:08,793 - Hey. - How did it go? 341 00:23:10,008 --> 00:23:11,792 Well, she uh... 342 00:23:12,117 --> 00:23:14,032 wouldn't even answer the door. 343 00:23:18,038 --> 00:23:20,632 Yeah, she just maybe needs some time. 344 00:23:20,725 --> 00:23:22,090 Fuck it. 345 00:23:22,695 --> 00:23:24,843 I just don't want Shay to find out. 346 00:23:32,798 --> 00:23:35,110 - You look nice. - Well, thank you. 347 00:23:35,595 --> 00:23:38,462 - Honey... - How are you doing, missy? 348 00:23:42,607 --> 00:23:44,181 Shit! 349 00:23:44,537 --> 00:23:46,933 You know what? I'm... I'll see you tomorrow. 350 00:23:47,005 --> 00:23:49,431 Bette, Bette, Bette, please. I beg you to wait here one minute. 351 00:23:49,457 --> 00:23:51,503 One minute, no longer. Just one minute. 352 00:23:51,577 --> 00:23:53,343 Get off the phone, bitch! 353 00:23:53,408 --> 00:23:55,220 Okay, I'll call you back. Bye. 354 00:23:59,018 --> 00:24:01,750 - You look like a... - I don't know. 355 00:24:02,106 --> 00:24:04,410 - I missed you. - I want you to meet someone. 356 00:24:04,436 --> 00:24:05,943 This is Bette. 357 00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:09,790 - Bette, I want you to meet Jenny. - Hello, Bette. 358 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,540 Hello, Jenny. 359 00:24:16,565 --> 00:24:18,992 Oh, come on, you fuckers, be friends, please. 360 00:24:19,028 --> 00:24:20,791 We're neighbors; we've known each other for a while. 361 00:24:20,855 --> 00:24:23,761 I never thought that Bette and I weren't friends. 362 00:24:26,575 --> 00:24:27,803 We'll see. 363 00:24:28,076 --> 00:24:29,320 Okay? 364 00:24:36,066 --> 00:24:39,510 Okay, Marissa. I need you to 365 00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:42,133 pick up my dry-cleaning today. And, oh! 366 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,373 Don't tell me that you've missed 367 00:24:44,427 --> 00:24:47,893 the same day delivery drop off time 368 00:24:47,966 --> 00:24:49,740 because I need it back for 5 o'clock tonight 369 00:24:49,815 --> 00:24:53,013 'cause my fabulous dress is in the dry-cleaning, huh, huh? 370 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,932 Oh, yes, oh hang on. I'm not done. 371 00:24:56,005 --> 00:24:58,540 I actually will need you, just a second, 372 00:24:58,638 --> 00:25:02,602 will need you to pick me up for the party this evening. 373 00:25:06,815 --> 00:25:10,463 I never thought that this was a five day a week job. 374 00:25:10,475 --> 00:25:14,201 Well, if you want to be my assistant on sunday, 375 00:25:14,258 --> 00:25:16,881 - then... Oh, hi! - Hi. 376 00:25:17,318 --> 00:25:20,903 Then you are going to pick me up today, saturday. 377 00:25:20,918 --> 00:25:23,411 Great. Thank you so much. Bye. 378 00:25:23,437 --> 00:25:25,443 - Hi, Tina. - How are you? 379 00:25:25,487 --> 00:25:27,611 I brought you some coffee and 380 00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:30,770 - croissants. - Oh, I don't eat that. 381 00:25:31,327 --> 00:25:36,523 It's like, sugar, and, like clogged arteries. You know, it's just ahhhh! 382 00:25:38,075 --> 00:25:40,150 So, what's up? 383 00:25:40,156 --> 00:25:43,240 'Cause mornings are usually my time to write. 384 00:25:43,318 --> 00:25:47,262 Actually, that's what I wanna talk to you about. Here. 385 00:25:47,928 --> 00:25:50,593 - I read the script. - Good. 386 00:25:51,078 --> 00:25:53,902 William loves it. That's why he 387 00:25:53,948 --> 00:25:56,332 greenlitet it based on my rewriting. 388 00:25:56,385 --> 00:25:58,742 I know it. I think it's fantastic. 389 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:02,072 Glad that you think it's fantastic. 390 00:26:02,098 --> 00:26:03,633 I do. I think uh... 391 00:26:03,707 --> 00:26:05,753 that you've come a long way. I think you 392 00:26:05,786 --> 00:26:08,602 knew how to pull it together. And 393 00:26:09,145 --> 00:26:12,111 I have a few notes. 394 00:26:12,207 --> 00:26:15,370 - You have some notes for me? - Just a few. 395 00:26:15,427 --> 00:26:17,300 I think I can help you with the transition 396 00:26:17,385 --> 00:26:20,701 where Jesse is repulsed by the thought of having sex with Karina. 397 00:26:20,728 --> 00:26:23,181 If it were up to you, I wouldn't be allowed on the set. 398 00:26:25,546 --> 00:26:29,230 Jenny, I would have never banned you from the set. Never. Okay? 399 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,850 I mean, I've never been treated so badly before you. 400 00:26:31,905 --> 00:26:34,413 You treated me like a pariah. 401 00:26:34,437 --> 00:26:37,783 I never meant to. I was just trying to get the movie made. 402 00:26:37,858 --> 00:26:41,853 You were trying to get ahead by using my creation. 403 00:26:46,496 --> 00:26:50,501 I have total respect and admiration for the fact that "Lez Girls" is 404 00:26:50,516 --> 00:26:53,430 your creation. Okay? And I was just doing my job, 405 00:26:53,525 --> 00:26:56,113 which is what I'm trying to do right now. 406 00:26:56,206 --> 00:26:58,191 Can I have my script? 407 00:27:00,058 --> 00:27:02,300 Thanks. 408 00:27:02,695 --> 00:27:04,323 But 409 00:27:04,358 --> 00:27:05,913 I would never 410 00:27:06,435 --> 00:27:07,643 take 411 00:27:07,648 --> 00:27:10,832 any of your sticky notes 412 00:27:10,835 --> 00:27:12,493 into account. 413 00:27:16,545 --> 00:27:19,911 Alright. Jenny, I'm sorry. 414 00:27:19,995 --> 00:27:23,911 I am so sorry for everything 415 00:27:23,927 --> 00:27:26,140 that went down. Everything that happened. 416 00:27:26,176 --> 00:27:28,972 Everything with Kate. Okay? Everything... 417 00:27:29,016 --> 00:27:32,142 You just... Look, we have to work together and, 418 00:27:32,168 --> 00:27:34,630 and you just have to know that I sincerely 419 00:27:34,657 --> 00:27:39,501 want to help you try to make the best movie that you can make. 420 00:27:41,025 --> 00:27:44,633 That was good. No, it was good. I can see that you... 421 00:27:45,068 --> 00:27:46,990 It took a lot 422 00:27:47,397 --> 00:27:51,462 to dredge up an apology and I can see all the time that it took. 423 00:27:51,508 --> 00:27:55,810 But I still don't see why I should take notes from, 424 00:27:56,217 --> 00:27:59,241 - sticky notes, too, from you. - Because! 425 00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:03,523 - I'm your executive. - Exactly. You're an executive. 426 00:28:03,587 --> 00:28:05,232 And I'm a writer, 427 00:28:05,268 --> 00:28:07,572 and you don't understand anything about writing, 428 00:28:07,617 --> 00:28:10,843 or anything creative, for that matter. So, 429 00:28:11,887 --> 00:28:16,040 excuse me, Tina, but I actually have to get back to work. 430 00:28:19,048 --> 00:28:20,320 Fine. 431 00:28:50,087 --> 00:28:51,921 I can't eat this. 432 00:28:52,437 --> 00:28:54,161 I just can't! 433 00:29:05,527 --> 00:29:09,431 Oh, God! You could kill someone with that! 434 00:29:11,058 --> 00:29:13,790 Not that I would... 435 00:29:13,807 --> 00:29:16,841 ever kill someone. I am totally, 436 00:29:17,195 --> 00:29:19,023 totally against killing. 437 00:29:20,036 --> 00:29:21,481 Shit happens. 438 00:29:29,587 --> 00:29:31,150 It's the turn of mama B. 439 00:29:31,168 --> 00:29:33,623 - Mama B.B. Yeah! - Mama bombo boom. 440 00:29:33,706 --> 00:29:36,162 Yeah. Come on, sweet. I think you'll get the potty. 441 00:29:40,077 --> 00:29:43,023 - Yeah, that is time for nappies. - Yeah, I guess it is. 442 00:29:43,038 --> 00:29:45,893 I'll be right back out. I'm gonna put her down. 443 00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:51,761 So now we're going to sleep? What do you wanna do? 444 00:29:51,778 --> 00:29:54,151 - I'll go crabby. - You're gonna go crabby? 445 00:30:46,565 --> 00:30:49,150 So, how come you didn't tell me that Kate was fired? 446 00:30:50,847 --> 00:30:52,161 I don't know. 447 00:30:55,595 --> 00:30:59,432 I guess because you hate the movie business so much. 448 00:30:59,457 --> 00:31:01,703 Well, there's a lot to hate, but I hope you didn't 449 00:31:02,085 --> 00:31:04,332 mess everything up between the two of you. 450 00:31:06,056 --> 00:31:08,400 There was nothing to mess up. 451 00:31:12,755 --> 00:31:15,003 I think she's back in New York. 452 00:31:15,005 --> 00:31:17,261 So, you and she never hooked up? 453 00:31:18,915 --> 00:31:20,930 I don't think I wanna answer that. 454 00:31:20,948 --> 00:31:22,401 You didn't, did you? 455 00:31:29,756 --> 00:31:32,022 So, what're you doing for sex? 456 00:31:32,128 --> 00:31:33,662 What?! 457 00:31:33,967 --> 00:31:37,703 Well, I mean, if the thing with Kate didn't work out, I know it's been a long time... 458 00:31:38,588 --> 00:31:40,342 so are you seeing anyone? 459 00:31:42,126 --> 00:31:45,073 You want to know if I'm getting laid. 460 00:31:45,698 --> 00:31:47,843 Is that off-limits, too? 461 00:31:49,505 --> 00:31:51,493 Yeah, it is. 462 00:31:55,085 --> 00:31:58,173 You know, it's not like I didn't go for months at a time 463 00:31:58,196 --> 00:32:00,553 without having sex when we were together. 464 00:32:00,607 --> 00:32:03,320 I've gotta go. I've got to go visit Helena. 465 00:32:06,075 --> 00:32:07,630 Ouch...! 466 00:32:20,075 --> 00:32:22,442 T, you've gotta stop saying there's no beautiful women. 467 00:32:22,447 --> 00:32:24,750 I see them everywhere I go. Hi. 468 00:32:24,836 --> 00:32:27,342 Shane, beautiful women, they see you. They don't see me. 469 00:32:27,368 --> 00:32:28,991 Bullshit, Tina. 470 00:32:29,086 --> 00:32:31,810 You do need to stop hanging out with Bette so much. 471 00:32:31,818 --> 00:32:33,962 Yeah, especially since Jodi is coming back. 472 00:32:34,047 --> 00:32:36,412 Just please do not go back to men, whatever you do. 473 00:32:36,435 --> 00:32:38,592 Look you guys I'm interested in women, okay? 474 00:32:38,686 --> 00:32:40,460 It's just hard to find someone after Bette. 475 00:32:40,547 --> 00:32:43,733 Forget about Bette. Really. It is easy. I did it. 476 00:32:43,825 --> 00:32:46,423 - It was just that she set the bar. - You don't need to go to bars! 477 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:48,151 We can go wherever you want, we can expand it. 478 00:32:48,186 --> 00:32:51,442 Will you still be here later...? Alright, sure. 479 00:32:51,446 --> 00:32:54,683 Yeah, we'll be your little wingmen. Like your little, gay wingmen. 480 00:33:12,036 --> 00:33:13,781 Hey, Helena. 481 00:33:14,037 --> 00:33:15,681 Are you okay? 482 00:33:16,287 --> 00:33:18,960 You actually look amazingly beautiful. 483 00:33:19,025 --> 00:33:21,781 - Have you heard from Mother? - I put in a few calls. 484 00:33:22,447 --> 00:33:24,773 Like 350. 485 00:33:24,857 --> 00:33:27,222 Listen, we're trying to come up with the bail. It's just uh... 486 00:33:27,286 --> 00:33:28,780 It's a lot of money. 487 00:33:28,865 --> 00:33:31,402 I don't know understand why your bail is set so high. 488 00:33:31,456 --> 00:33:33,651 - It's not like you murdered Catherine. - I would have murdered her 489 00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:35,501 if I had the chance. 490 00:33:36,295 --> 00:33:38,340 She's a flight risk. 491 00:33:38,357 --> 00:33:40,113 She has no ties to the ccommunity, 492 00:33:40,207 --> 00:33:42,321 her family is loaded. 493 00:33:42,358 --> 00:33:45,480 - And you stole an awful lot of money. - I didn't steal it! 494 00:33:45,526 --> 00:33:48,123 I was entitled to it! 495 00:33:48,155 --> 00:33:52,481 Okay. Totally. Nobody's disputing that. 496 00:33:52,515 --> 00:33:54,132 Well, except maybe the... 497 00:33:54,486 --> 00:33:56,420 the D.A. 498 00:33:59,016 --> 00:34:00,342 Ask her. 499 00:34:02,866 --> 00:34:04,150 Helena, 500 00:34:07,048 --> 00:34:10,690 what did you do with the money? Because if we can tell them 501 00:34:10,736 --> 00:34:13,460 where you put the money, I think they could drop the charges! 502 00:34:17,567 --> 00:34:21,083 So, are they treating you well in here? I mean, is it at least humane? 503 00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:22,810 I'm sure the sheets are polyesther. 504 00:34:22,826 --> 00:34:25,270 There are no sheets, Alice! 505 00:34:25,327 --> 00:34:28,782 And the food here is like shit! 506 00:34:29,416 --> 00:34:33,422 My cellmate is like this massive homicidal psychopath 507 00:34:33,455 --> 00:34:35,731 who's probably going to kill me in my sleep! 508 00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:39,730 Okay. You just sit tight, alright? 'Cause we're gonna get you out. 509 00:34:39,818 --> 00:34:42,620 - How? - We don't know yet. But I can promise you this: 510 00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:44,250 before figuring it out, we're gonna come here 511 00:34:44,305 --> 00:34:46,022 - and visit you as much as we can. - Everyday. 512 00:34:46,065 --> 00:34:49,392 But you have to promise us that you're gonna keep it safe here. 513 00:34:50,527 --> 00:34:53,772 - How? How do I do that? - You lay low. 514 00:34:53,827 --> 00:34:56,411 No, she doesn't. She needs to stand up for herself. 515 00:34:56,487 --> 00:34:59,211 She needs to let everybody in here know she's not afraid. 516 00:34:59,305 --> 00:35:00,752 - Oh really? I'm so sure. - Yeah. 517 00:35:00,805 --> 00:35:03,333 No, she should stick to herself and stay out of all the drama. 518 00:35:03,366 --> 00:35:06,392 You guys, she gets a family, and she gets herself a daddy. 519 00:35:06,428 --> 00:35:08,673 You're fucking kidding me! No, she shouldn't! 520 00:35:08,746 --> 00:35:10,463 Are you jocking? No, she should stay out of all that shit. 521 00:35:10,547 --> 00:35:13,733 - Stick to herself. That's it. - She's an alpha female! 522 00:35:13,788 --> 00:35:16,660 - She's British! - She's what?! - Stop! 523 00:35:19,078 --> 00:35:21,281 Just don't drop the soap. 524 00:35:21,346 --> 00:35:23,160 You know what I'm saying? 525 00:35:23,575 --> 00:35:26,433 - Don't drop the soap. - I wouldn't. 526 00:35:27,067 --> 00:35:28,933 - "Candy" by CC Martini - 527 00:35:36,956 --> 00:35:38,511 To Phyllis! 528 00:35:46,867 --> 00:35:49,331 Alright, I know what I want you 529 00:35:49,656 --> 00:35:52,912 but it's Phyllis's party. We engaged ourselves that we would come in. 530 00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:56,340 I'm not in the mood. 531 00:35:57,535 --> 00:36:01,022 Look, I bet she didn't call because she wanted to make it easier on you. 532 00:36:01,065 --> 00:36:03,871 They shipped out at 0900 o'clock this morning, 533 00:36:03,947 --> 00:36:06,301 and she said she would call me before they shipped out. 534 00:36:06,315 --> 00:36:07,961 Yeah, but I'm sure she has a good reason. 535 00:36:07,997 --> 00:36:09,571 I don't think Tasha's a flake. 536 00:36:10,016 --> 00:36:12,652 Come on. Come on, come on. 537 00:36:15,055 --> 00:36:17,171 - You're gotta get me drunk? - Yep. 538 00:36:18,057 --> 00:36:19,273 By the way, 539 00:36:19,338 --> 00:36:21,740 I heard you handled the directors brilliantly. 540 00:36:21,777 --> 00:36:23,531 Oh, she manhandled them. 541 00:36:24,565 --> 00:36:27,651 - So you heard about this? - It was legendary, Phyllis. 542 00:36:27,725 --> 00:36:30,591 - It was the talk of the UP conference. - No way. 543 00:36:30,687 --> 00:36:32,100 I told you Phyllis. 544 00:36:32,178 --> 00:36:34,061 The lesbians of academia are celebrating 545 00:36:34,126 --> 00:36:36,550 the advent of you landing among them. 546 00:36:36,607 --> 00:36:38,161 We've had you on our radar 547 00:36:38,248 --> 00:36:40,981 since long before old Joyce here got her mitts all over you. 548 00:36:41,025 --> 00:36:44,371 Back off! Old Joyce got in there first. 549 00:36:44,477 --> 00:36:46,290 Oh, baby. 550 00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:48,990 What about her? 551 00:36:49,045 --> 00:36:50,570 - What?! - No! 552 00:36:50,655 --> 00:36:52,381 - Are you looking where I'm looking? - I've got two eyes, Alice. 553 00:36:52,427 --> 00:36:55,213 - I'm looking. And I say no. - What about her? 554 00:36:58,087 --> 00:36:59,510 - Not Bette! - What? 555 00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:02,200 - Not Bette! - I'm not looking at Bette! 556 00:37:02,215 --> 00:37:04,150 I'm looking. Yeah. 557 00:37:04,258 --> 00:37:06,012 - See here? - Who? Where? 558 00:37:06,037 --> 00:37:10,553 She's kinda got like dark brown hair, kinda of a hot school teacher. 559 00:37:10,607 --> 00:37:12,800 - Okay, that one. - She's cute. She's a bit... 560 00:37:13,567 --> 00:37:16,183 - Serious? - Yeah. Flat lining, but she's cute. 561 00:37:16,197 --> 00:37:19,053 She's probably a Pulitzer prize, winning scientist, or something. 562 00:37:19,155 --> 00:37:21,073 - Oh, and that's bad? - So what? You're smart. 563 00:37:21,175 --> 00:37:22,971 - I'm not smart. - Good. 564 00:37:24,777 --> 00:37:26,631 We don't have anything in common. 565 00:37:26,676 --> 00:37:28,051 Have you talked to her? 566 00:37:28,108 --> 00:37:30,052 - Do you know her? - I can just tell. 567 00:37:30,145 --> 00:37:32,801 - I don't think so, Tina. I don't know. - Alright, alright, alright. 568 00:37:32,895 --> 00:37:34,163 - What? - Sit tight. 569 00:37:34,177 --> 00:37:35,882 - No! - What? 570 00:37:36,448 --> 00:37:39,801 Okay. So, I need you to come over first thing tomorrow morning 571 00:37:39,868 --> 00:37:43,060 and what I want you to do is to create a rainbow in my office. 572 00:37:43,088 --> 00:37:46,751 Essentially, I need a rainbow-colored hue of files 573 00:37:46,767 --> 00:37:50,872 because I want each one of my characters to be part of the rainbow, 574 00:37:50,918 --> 00:37:52,640 and it needs to be organized categorically. 575 00:37:52,656 --> 00:37:55,862 I can't come over tomorrow morning first thing, but I promise... 576 00:37:55,908 --> 00:37:57,202 Why? 577 00:37:57,285 --> 00:37:59,593 Do you have something more important to do? 578 00:37:59,626 --> 00:38:01,622 Yeah, I'm going to church. 579 00:38:01,645 --> 00:38:04,421 Go in the afternoon, silly. 580 00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:08,290 They don't have afternoon service in the episcopal church. 581 00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:11,171 - Hey sugar! - Hey! 582 00:38:11,277 --> 00:38:13,991 - Wait! Hi you! - Hi! How are you? 583 00:38:14,365 --> 00:38:16,553 I'll go help T. with something. I'll be right back. 584 00:38:16,758 --> 00:38:18,903 - For Tina? - Be nice. 585 00:38:18,978 --> 00:38:21,973 - Who's that? - Marissa, my assistant. 586 00:38:22,027 --> 00:38:24,640 She's cute. I'll be right back. 587 00:38:25,025 --> 00:38:28,103 - So, I'll see you at 8 a.m. tomorrow. - I won't be there. 588 00:38:28,576 --> 00:38:31,090 - Why? - Because I fucking quit. 589 00:38:34,818 --> 00:38:35,772 Well you've... 590 00:38:37,217 --> 00:38:41,363 You have missed the opportunity of a lifetime, Marissa. 591 00:38:44,546 --> 00:38:46,362 Hey, high stuff, nice party. 592 00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:47,992 - How are you doing, Shane? - I'm good. 593 00:38:48,035 --> 00:38:49,560 Shane, meet the ladies. 594 00:38:49,636 --> 00:38:52,300 This is Camilla Goldoni, visiting us from Lucca; 595 00:38:52,368 --> 00:38:54,831 and she's the recipian of the Rockefeller Grant. 596 00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:56,922 - A very prestigious... - She knows that, honey. 597 00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:59,403 - This is my buddy, Samantha. - Hey you, Shane, 598 00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:01,052 - nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 599 00:39:01,097 --> 00:39:03,592 - Megan Swisher. - Nice to meet you. 600 00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:05,050 And Andrea Jills. 601 00:39:05,097 --> 00:39:06,523 - Hi. - Hi. 602 00:39:07,238 --> 00:39:09,263 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 603 00:39:10,786 --> 00:39:13,191 She's talking to her. She's talking to her. 604 00:39:13,246 --> 00:39:16,543 I am sure you get this all the time, so this isn't really original, but, 605 00:39:16,835 --> 00:39:18,773 you really do have beautiful eyes. 606 00:39:19,546 --> 00:39:20,891 It's the truth. 607 00:39:20,916 --> 00:39:22,570 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 608 00:39:22,598 --> 00:39:24,680 - You have beautiful eyes too. - Thank you. 609 00:39:25,056 --> 00:39:26,312 So, uh, 610 00:39:26,327 --> 00:39:27,841 what's your story, Shane? 611 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,672 I don't really have one. 612 00:39:31,738 --> 00:39:34,292 But, you see that blonde over there? 613 00:39:35,096 --> 00:39:38,500 That's my friend, Tina, and I think she'd really like to meet you. 614 00:39:41,715 --> 00:39:44,372 But I'm meeting you right now. 615 00:39:47,347 --> 00:39:48,560 Yes, you are. 616 00:39:49,896 --> 00:39:51,802 - Well... - Great! 617 00:39:53,026 --> 00:39:55,042 You didn't have anything in common. 618 00:39:55,047 --> 00:39:56,523 Hon, I'm gonna take care of some business. 619 00:39:56,537 --> 00:39:58,111 Why don't you get to know Cammie a little better? 620 00:39:58,165 --> 00:40:00,883 Don't bother with these two, they're not worth it. 621 00:40:00,946 --> 00:40:02,102 I'm just kidding. 622 00:40:03,525 --> 00:40:05,983 Hi! Cammie, is it Camilla? 623 00:40:08,778 --> 00:40:10,222 Hey, T. 624 00:40:10,268 --> 00:40:14,252 I'm sorry. She has a girlfriend. It's a no, girl. 625 00:40:14,305 --> 00:40:16,812 - You are such a liar! - I'm not lying! That's what she told me. 626 00:40:16,858 --> 00:40:19,070 Oh my god! I hate being single, you guys. 627 00:40:19,115 --> 00:40:20,730 - Being single is not so bad! - Not bad. 628 00:40:20,745 --> 00:40:22,293 Ohhh, to the left. 629 00:40:22,358 --> 00:40:24,162 I just wanna know one thing. 630 00:40:24,885 --> 00:40:27,182 Why did you ask me and Jared to move in with you? 631 00:40:27,837 --> 00:40:30,282 Alright. Let's, let's, let's... talk about this outside. Come on. 632 00:40:30,328 --> 00:40:31,332 No, no. 633 00:40:32,576 --> 00:40:34,752 I just want you to answer me. 634 00:40:36,326 --> 00:40:39,022 I asked you and Jared to move in with me 635 00:40:39,096 --> 00:40:40,930 because I thought it would be good for us. 636 00:40:40,998 --> 00:40:42,552 Good for us... 637 00:40:42,997 --> 00:40:44,100 You mean like 638 00:40:44,107 --> 00:40:46,441 eating all your green vegetables? 639 00:40:47,548 --> 00:40:50,250 Why did you tell Jared that Shay was coming back? 640 00:40:50,286 --> 00:40:51,640 Paige, I never wanted... 641 00:40:51,648 --> 00:40:53,563 I never said Shay was gonna come back. 642 00:40:53,578 --> 00:40:55,721 I said to him that I wanted to, and there was my plan, 643 00:40:55,746 --> 00:40:57,970 but I never ever promised Jared that. 644 00:40:58,035 --> 00:41:01,472 Now we will all just be one big happy family, huh? 645 00:41:01,525 --> 00:41:02,992 Is that what you told him? 646 00:41:03,036 --> 00:41:04,720 Is that what she told you? 647 00:41:05,145 --> 00:41:06,503 Me? 648 00:41:07,076 --> 00:41:10,271 We... don't... talk... a lot. 649 00:41:10,358 --> 00:41:12,031 We're gonna go. Well... yeah. 650 00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:13,770 Look, you know what? 651 00:41:14,108 --> 00:41:15,822 It doesn't matter. 652 00:41:17,026 --> 00:41:19,120 I know you have a problem, 653 00:41:19,787 --> 00:41:21,932 I know it's who you are, 654 00:41:22,025 --> 00:41:24,752 and I can't expect you to change over a night. 655 00:41:27,587 --> 00:41:29,183 I can actually live with it. 656 00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:31,223 You shouldn't have to live with it. 657 00:41:31,306 --> 00:41:33,160 It's just sex. 658 00:41:36,366 --> 00:41:40,691 Paige, it's... I know it's sex, but... 659 00:41:40,736 --> 00:41:42,643 you deserve someone who wants to be with you 660 00:41:42,656 --> 00:41:44,792 and who only loves you, 661 00:41:44,906 --> 00:41:46,723 and you alone. 662 00:41:48,565 --> 00:41:51,821 - And you don't love me? - No, I do love you. 663 00:41:53,575 --> 00:41:56,271 But you're not in love with me. 664 00:41:57,517 --> 00:41:59,061 - "Sugar" by Jessy Moss - 665 00:42:32,556 --> 00:42:34,533 - Helloooo. - Hello. 666 00:42:36,856 --> 00:42:39,051 - Hi, Jenny. - Hi, Tina. 667 00:42:39,135 --> 00:42:40,801 Wow, they're so in love. 668 00:42:41,326 --> 00:42:44,961 - How was your cruise? - Fine. Thank you, Alice. 669 00:42:52,567 --> 00:42:54,473 - Hi. - Hi! 670 00:42:55,018 --> 00:42:57,211 - Good to see you. - Good to see you. 671 00:42:57,296 --> 00:42:58,931 - Welcome back. - Thank you. 672 00:42:58,935 --> 00:43:01,120 - How are you? - Hi. Good. 673 00:43:05,065 --> 00:43:07,221 Hi, Jodi. Good to see you. 674 00:43:07,517 --> 00:43:10,802 Thank God you're here! I need your advice! 675 00:43:10,845 --> 00:43:13,560 Advice... Oh God! 676 00:43:13,578 --> 00:43:17,232 Joyce is over there. She's writing a big fat check for this party! 677 00:43:17,237 --> 00:43:18,501 Very good job. 678 00:43:19,258 --> 00:43:20,682 Hi sweetie! 679 00:43:21,087 --> 00:43:24,151 Don't worry about it. She can afford it. Kit's probably giving her a break. 680 00:43:24,198 --> 00:43:26,302 She's in love with me. She wants to u-haul. 681 00:43:26,346 --> 00:43:28,103 - I told you! - But... 682 00:43:28,116 --> 00:43:31,591 I've been having an epiphany. I realize that what I am doing with Joyce 683 00:43:31,647 --> 00:43:34,283 is exactly what I did with Leonard 25 years ago. 684 00:43:34,377 --> 00:43:36,332 Just because the first person asks you to just settle down, 685 00:43:36,337 --> 00:43:38,102 it doesn't mean you have to settle down with them. 686 00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:40,280 I mean, it's ridiculous to think about that, right? I mean, 687 00:43:40,336 --> 00:43:43,712 you think like you don't have the choice. You know, like that, 688 00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:46,332 it's just not in your power to decide who you wanna be with. 689 00:43:46,417 --> 00:43:48,920 You're but just got bird in the hand, you know, 690 00:43:49,025 --> 00:43:52,322 toward the butch! Anyway, all these little forth and back, 691 00:43:52,368 --> 00:43:54,730 and I tell you what. I have a... 692 00:43:54,806 --> 00:43:57,432 I don't want to settle down. You know what I mean? I don't. 693 00:43:57,497 --> 00:43:59,731 - Play the field. - Go crazy. 694 00:43:59,787 --> 00:44:01,323 I don't what the hell I'm gonna tell Joyce. 695 00:44:01,346 --> 00:44:03,631 Where is she? Oh, shit! She's coming right now. 696 00:44:04,986 --> 00:44:06,060 Yeah... 697 00:44:06,616 --> 00:44:08,000 My lady... 698 00:44:09,106 --> 00:44:10,533 Mr. Wischnia. 699 00:44:10,587 --> 00:44:12,273 If it isn't the pillow princess. 700 00:44:12,335 --> 00:44:14,500 You are sloppy seconds, right? 701 00:44:14,586 --> 00:44:15,982 You're clever. 702 00:44:16,798 --> 00:44:18,822 Well, what do you say, girls, huh? 703 00:44:18,835 --> 00:44:21,033 - To Phyllis. - Yeah. Alright. 704 00:44:21,957 --> 00:44:23,793 Cheers! 705 00:44:31,475 --> 00:44:32,932 Your loft. 706 00:44:50,128 --> 00:44:53,660 I have never had a tablecloth before. 707 00:44:54,677 --> 00:44:56,513 Very fancy. 708 00:45:01,008 --> 00:45:04,000 This table is too plain for you? 709 00:45:05,055 --> 00:45:06,673 No, no. 710 00:45:07,027 --> 00:45:08,773 I just thought you would like it. 711 00:45:08,795 --> 00:45:10,991 Yeah, yeah, it's very nice. 712 00:45:11,098 --> 00:45:12,862 And very sweet of you. 713 00:45:12,866 --> 00:45:14,380 Thank you. 714 00:45:16,886 --> 00:45:18,522 But um... 715 00:45:18,567 --> 00:45:20,911 it's my space. 716 00:45:33,766 --> 00:45:35,380 So you don't like it? 717 00:45:46,056 --> 00:45:50,233 Well, I didn't feel like I was, you know, 718 00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:52,151 being a control freak. 719 00:45:52,228 --> 00:45:54,470 I felt like I was trying to do 720 00:45:54,508 --> 00:45:56,642 something nice for you. 721 00:46:05,125 --> 00:46:06,843 Fuck! 722 00:46:13,955 --> 00:46:15,722 I don't know what to do. 723 00:46:17,335 --> 00:46:19,291 I don't know what to do. 724 00:46:36,965 --> 00:46:41,733 I'm going to take control of you. 725 00:46:41,755 --> 00:46:43,623 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 726 00:46:44,698 --> 00:46:47,050 This is too... 727 00:46:47,087 --> 00:46:48,450 I can't see you. 728 00:46:48,536 --> 00:46:50,112 How am I supposed to communicate with... 729 00:47:19,417 --> 00:47:20,693 Stop. 730 00:49:05,578 --> 00:49:07,082 - "Going Down" by Bomber - 731 00:49:22,455 --> 00:49:24,060 - Excuse me, Miss? - Yeah? 732 00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:26,012 - Is this your business? - Yeah, it was. 733 00:49:26,077 --> 00:49:28,890 Do you have unhappy customers? A disgruntled employee? 734 00:49:28,938 --> 00:49:30,803 No, no. I don't think so. 735 00:49:30,896 --> 00:49:34,342 The spread of the fire indicates multiple paths of origin. 736 00:49:34,808 --> 00:49:38,780 And from the color of the smoke, I think the accelerant used was gazoline. 737 00:49:38,826 --> 00:49:40,650 Some oil... What does all that mean? 738 00:49:40,688 --> 00:49:43,043 It means it was probably arson. 739 00:49:43,985 --> 00:49:46,170 Any idea of who could have done such a thing? 740 00:49:52,757 --> 00:49:56,522 - No. No, I don't. - You don't have any ennemies? 741 00:49:56,566 --> 00:49:59,301 Anybody who's maybe a little upset with you for some reason, you know? 742 00:50:01,197 --> 00:50:02,503 No. 743 00:50:05,345 --> 00:50:07,323 Well, I take it you don't wanna file a report... 744 00:50:07,365 --> 00:50:09,441 No, I don't wanna file a report. 745 00:50:24,127 --> 00:50:27,383 ... bomb killed 15 iraki civilians today, 746 00:50:27,427 --> 00:50:30,142 in a busy market in central Bagdad, 747 00:50:30,177 --> 00:50:32,342 close to a popular caf�. 748 00:50:50,536 --> 00:50:52,272 Who is it? 749 00:50:52,305 --> 00:50:54,423 Alice, open the door. 750 00:50:56,737 --> 00:50:58,152 Tasha? 751 00:51:02,586 --> 00:51:06,641 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?! What are you doing here? 752 00:51:07,206 --> 00:51:08,643 Hi...! 753 00:51:12,085 --> 00:51:13,392 Hi! 754 00:51:14,065 --> 00:51:16,050 - Are you okay? - Yes. 755 00:51:16,105 --> 00:51:17,473 - Are you hurt? - No. 756 00:51:17,487 --> 00:51:18,871 Are you in trouble? 757 00:51:21,727 --> 00:51:23,652 What are you doing home? 758 00:51:24,216 --> 00:51:26,660 Oh, my soldier's home. 759 00:51:29,976 --> 00:51:31,742 - "Kiss Me When I'm Starving" by The Heart Throbs - 760 00:51:32,686 --> 00:51:33,910 What are you doing home? 761 00:51:33,977 --> 00:51:36,521 - Stop asking so many questions. - Wait. 762 00:51:36,558 --> 00:51:39,492 Are you A.W.O.L. ? Did you do something crazy? 763 00:51:43,286 --> 00:51:44,672 I missed you. 764 00:51:46,028 --> 00:51:47,683 You missed me? 765 00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:49,352 Yes. 766 00:51:49,895 --> 00:51:51,541 I missed you. 767 00:51:56,566 --> 00:51:58,060 I missed you too. 768 00:52:02,858 --> 00:52:04,741 I was worried about you. 769 00:52:13,837 --> 00:52:15,332 Come here! 770 00:52:58,076 --> 00:53:08,812 titelilie www.forom.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 59173

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