All language subtitles for Tampa.Baes.S01E01.720p.WEB.h264-GOSSIP_track3_[eng]

♪♪

[Cuppie]: If I say Tampa and
you're not from here,

I'm sure you have all these
bullshit ideas

of what it's like here.

But whatever you think Tampa's
reputation may be,

it's nothing like you'd expect.

You have beaches,
you have nightlife.

[cheering]

You have a diverse population
from all over,

and you have a super progressive
LBGTQ scene.

Especially when it comes
to the lesbians.

[cheering]

- Give us some noise!
[cheering]

The lesbian scene
in Tampa is incredible.

[shouting, laughter]

[Cuppie]: But it can kinda feel
like a small town.

- Get out of the child's car.

[Cuppie]:
Everybody knows everybody.

Everybody's dated everybody.

- Yeah!
- Woo!

[cheering] Everybody knows
your fucking business.

- Let's call it all out
because I'm ready.

I'm Cuppie, I've been
living in Orlando

I've been living in Orlando
the past year.

But I just moved back to Tampa,
and I'm recently single.

so I'm ready to get
back in the scene.

[screams]

If you go out in Tampa,

you're definitely going to run
into Haley and Brianna.

They like to think of
themselves as the queen bees

of the lesbian scene.

You're definitely going
to see them out at bars

or even having parties
at their house.

[cheering]

Show me something!

[Cuppie]: The other "it" couple
in Tampa is Summer and Marissa.

They're just as well known on
the scene as Haley and Brianna,.

And of course, there's
always some kind of drama

about who's on top and
who's friends with who.

They're dead to me.

[woman]: Bitch, shut the fuck
up.

[Marissa]: You better get
a hold of your bitch.

Summer does not fuck with you.

- You're a snake, and I don't
trust anything you say.

- I fucking will!

♪♪

[laughter]

- I love you guys.

[Cuppie]: Things can get cliquey
in our friend group.

There are definitely people
that are a little bit closer

to Haley and Brianna...

and some people are closer
to Summer and Marissa.

♪♪

And then there are people who
try to get along with everyone.

[laughter]

[Cuppie]: I try not to take
sides.

I try to stay out of the drama.

I feel like whenever we all
get together, in the big group,

there's issues.

I'm so excited
to be back in Tampa.

All my closest friends are here,

and I've been gone
for way too long.

I'm ready to have fun,

- hang out, have a good time.
- Team!

Let's party.

♪♪

♪♪

[Brianna]: Haley?
[Haley]: What?

- I think your snakes are back.

- Oh, shit.

[Brianna]: I ain't gettin' it.
That's for sure.

- You want your daddy to get it?

- My what?
[laughter]

I am Brianna, AKA, Murphy.

I am a real estate investor.

- I'm Haley,
I'm her business partner.

We've been dating for six years.

[Brianna]: I feel like we
clicked off the bat

as soon as we met
each other.

[Haley]: You're like my
soulmate, I feel like.

♪♪

- It's probably gone now.

- I know, but I don't really,
like, want a snake

to come out during the party.

I feel like that's
kind of like a...

I don't know a lot of people
are scared of snakes.

[Haley]: Our house is definitely
the lesbian party spot.

♪♪

We got the pool,
we got the pool table.

And, like, the neon signs.

- It's the big gay wonderland.

[laughter]

- You know I know it has to be
in here somewhere.

[screams]
- Oh, my God.

- What?
- No, I'm done.

I'm not doing this.

- All right, we're just gonna
have to call someone, honestly.

♪♪

- Hey, so you told them
that we're coming, right?

- Yeah, they know we're coming.
- All right.

- Yo!

♪♪

[Olivia]: I'm Olivia.

I moved here from Alabama
about three years ago.

I bartend.

I'm either serving at a bar,

or getting served at a bar.
[laughter]

One time my friend told me that

I'm the most irresponsible,

responsible person
he's ever met.

I came down here in a
relationship with my ex.

She wasn't so crazy
about moving down here,

but I was very,
like, hellbent on it.

So for me it was either
you can come or you can stay,

but I'm going.

I fell in love with it
as soon as I got here.

- Hey!
- Hi!

- What's up?
- How are you guys?

- Hello.
- Good, how are you?

- Long time, no see.

- Hi.
- What's up?

- Lookin' good.
- What's up?

- What y'all doing?
- What you guys doing?

[Brianna]: Setting up the pole.

It ain't a party
without a pole, right?

- Yo, it's Mack.
Some people call me Sarah,

but I go by Mack.

I am a Tampa native.

I'm a passionate person.

I am a Virgo to the T,

that pretty much sums me up,

so I am a talker, I'm outgoing,
I'm a people person.

[Brianna]: Who's gonna be
the first to try it out?

- Haley.

- We already know that.
- Yeah.

- Okay. Wait, let me...

- We're gonna judge you
while you do it.

- Yeah, I'll give you
one out of ten.

- I'm just gonna do a nice
little... a nice little

[all]: Aww...

- I give you
three out of ten.

[laughter]

- Bitch.

There you go.
Let's see what you got.

- Oh, okay.
- Okay, okay.

- Okay, baby!

Where is my money at?

[laughter]

♪♪

- My name's Summer.
I'm a certified makeup artist,

and I also work in
the med spa industry.

Can I say that again? Because I
just stuttered on that...

[stammering]
I had too much caffeine.

♪♪

My name is Marissa.

I'm a nurse, and I work
in downtown St. Pete.

♪♪

- We've been together for...

wait, hold on,
November, December...

- Three and a halfish, maybe?

Three and a half, a little
over three and a half years.

- Yeah.
- Actually.

♪♪

When we first started dating,

I mean, we were in a long
distance relationship.

I met her and I was just
starting nursing school,

and nursing school
is a real bitch.

It helps to have a mature
partner that doesn't

constantly need validation.

I love Summer more than
anything in this world,

so I've just never loved
somebody like I love you.

♪♪

[Summer]: I'll do a Tito's
water with lemon.

- Okay.
- Two of those.

- You got it.
- Thank you.

- So you excited
Cuppie's coming back?

- Hell yeah.
Are you excited?

- I mean, yeah, sure.

- You nervous, excited?
[laughter]

- Yeah... I think
you have to be.

- I think last time we were
together we went skinny dipping.

All I remember was
a bath tub afterwards.

- Oh, no, you know what?
You put your feet in.

- Me and Cuppie went.
- I was gonna say,

I don't think I got in the pool.

So my girl Cuppie's
coming back in town.

She's been living in Orlando,

I'm really excited
to have her back.

My Saturday nights aren't
as fun without her,

and I know it's gonna be a lot
of trouble having her back

in town, but fun trouble,
as far as I'm concerned.

♪♪

- Tampa's super gay friendly.

Which is one of the things I
really enjoy about living here.

We actually have an area
called the Ybor and

we nicknamed it "Gaybor."

I am a trauma nurse.

I'm not currently working
in the hospital right now.

I'm actually in nurse
practitioner school,

and I am also
a strip club bartender.

I haven't seen my lesbians
in what feels like forever.

It's been months.

Moving back here from Orlando,
I really realized how much

I miss being in
the lesbian scene,

and, like, nowhere compares
to the lesbian scene in Tampa.

- There's really no point.
- Speaking of the devil.

- Oh, hey!
- Hi!

- Hi!
- Hi!

- Oh, you're back.
- I know, finally.

- What's up?
- Hi.

- Hello.

- I do have my own little
history with

Summer and Marissa.
I actually use to date Marissa,

but now Summer and
I are super close,

and I hang out with them
all the time.

It's not awkward because,
you know, lesbians.

- All right, cheers to you...
- Cheers.

- ...being back in town.
- Back to Tampa.

[Summer]: Half the time I forget
that Marissa and Cuppie

even dated because Cuppie
and I are so close.

- We dated such a long time ago
and it was so short

that I think people forget.

[Summer]: I thought it was weird
that people had relationships

with their girlfriend's ex's
until it happened to me,

and, I don't know,

Cuppie's become one of
my closest friends.

[screaming]

- Glad you're back.
Should've never left.

- I know. I made poor choices.

- Poor relationships...
- Made poor choices.

Poor relationship choices and
I'm not doing it again.

I do wanna, like, see everybody,
like, the lesbians together.

I've been, like, literally
with all gay guys

for the past year.

- So...
- Yeah, you really have.

- Yeah, for sure.

- I mean, I love them,
but, like, I'm single.

I need to see...
I need something to look at.

Are there any, like, parties
or anything coming up?

[Summer]: Umm...

- Or anything that I should be
preparing for mentally?

- Bri and Haley are
hosting, like, a Y2K party.

- I got an invite.
- Oh, yeah. It's for sure.

- I didn't know what it was.
I didn't know what it was for.

I just saw Y2K,
and I was like,

"I don't know if it's
fucking..."

- For Jordan and
Shiva's birthday.

- Okay.
- So there's a party coming up

at Haley and Brianna's house.

They have parties pretty often.

It's a theme party,
it's usually what they do.

I think that they definitely,
umm, like to have those

kind of parties so they can
control the guest list.

- Have you guys been,
like, hanging out with

Brianna and Haley?

- No.
[laughter]

- No.
- No. No, we saw them out.

- I've heard that people strive
to be the "it" couple

or have parties
to show off their things.

That's just not mine
and Marissa's vibes.

We really don't care.

- So, do we take another shot
before we leave?

- I'm back so let's do it.
- Let's do it!

♪♪

[Olivia]: Do you guys know who
you're going to invite

to the party for
Jordan and Shiva?

Well, obviously
the birthday girls.

- Right.
- It kinda be rude not to.

- Yeah.

[laughter]

Obviously, you
guys, maybe Mel.

- Yeah. Excited for--

[Mack]: So you guys doing,
like, a legit, like,

cake, like, birthday?

- Yeah. I'm going to order
a cake, umm...

- Themed.
- We're gonna do a little Y2K.

- Y2K?
- Okay, okay.

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna do
a little throwback.

- I love that.

- Yeah,
- That's cute.

A little jean on jean,
something.

[Olivia]: What the fuck
would I wear?

- Jordan And Shiva have
birthday's coming up.

I will take any opportunity

that I can get to
throw a house party

And I have a crazy Y2K theme
that I came up with,

and I'm really excited for them
to see it and have fun.

Are you guys going to invite
Summer and Marissa since they're

friends with,
like, Jordan and them?

[Brianna]: I mean, yeah,
I basically said Jordan

can invite whoever she wants
and I know they're pretty tight.

- Yeah, I know
they're close so...

- Yeah.

[Mack]: Summer and Marissa are
coming, that's, I mean...

- Yeah.
- It'll be fine, whatever.

- Yeah.
[Olivia]: That's Cuppie's ex,

- right? Marissa?
- Marissa's Cuppie's, ex, yeah.

- Yeah.

[Olivia]: And they're all
friends?

Cuppie, they're all friends,
right? They're cool?

- There's no drama?
- I think they're cool now.

- That's good.
- I think they're extra cool.

- Honestly, in this community
it's like way too hard

to, like, stay on top of
everyone's drama,

so just everyone's
invited no matter what?

- I feel like the fact that
that me and Haley throw

crazy parties all the time,
we go out and always,

are having fun and
we're always a good vibe,

it can definitely make some
people feel jealous

and just some type of way
about us in general,

and kind of might bring out
their own insecurities

when it comes down to it.

It's no secret that
me and Haley are definitely

the queen bees
of the Tampa Lesbian scene.

Some people might like that.
Some people might hate it.

It's always a good time.

I feel like who you guys invite,
you know what I'm sayin'?

Everybody knows everybody.

- I feel like the circles,
like, change every week.

[Olivia]: Face your fears
in this house.

- Your ex's, your ex's ex,
like...

- There is new beef...
- Yikes.

...and we squash
beef here, too.

- We can make amends here.
- A full circle.

[laughter]

- We can go full circle.
- Yeah.

♪♪

- Okay, honestly,
what the fuck is that noise?

- What noise?
- Do you not hear him?

- I don't hear anything.

- This dude is literally...
- I don't hear anything.

- Yo, that dude is
really writing, like,

a Shakespeare novel
on his typewriter.

- Oh.
- That's pretty cool.

[laughter]

My name is Shiva,
I'm a microbiologist.

I'm currently in school
getting my master's degree.

I spend most of my time
hanging out with my friends

If there's a really,
really, pretty girl

and I want to hit on her,

"What's up? You wanna
give me a shot?"

Usually there's some drama
with this group.

It's a small town. Some people
just don't get along.

Sometimes I get
a little involved

just because I try to be,
like, the peacemaker.

When you do that, like, you're
stepping on some feet

when you're not picking a side.

[Jordan]: What's your type?

- A little fem.
- Okay, a little fem.

- A touch of fem.
- Yeah you don't have to be,

- Like, a dash of fem.
- like, too fem, but...

- Do you like blondes,
brunettes?

- I don't see, like I don't
have a type like that.

I just, like, like what I like.

Are you trying to like?

- No.
- Oh, okay.

[laughter]
Was about to say...

- I'm sorry.
[laughter]

- Wait, why are you laughing?

My name is Jordan,
I am a traveling ICU nurse

and I just relocated to Tampa.

I'm the Labrador of the group.

If you poke at my family
then I might bite,

but outside of that
I'm just the loveable

weird one.

I've been travel nursing
for the past year.

During a pandemic,
it has been insane.

I'm also in a relationship now.

We are seven months in,

and this is the happiest,
healthiest, relationship

I've ever been in,
but we are still long distance.

I'm not willing to give up
the relationship that I'm in

just because we happen
to live in different states.

Are you excited to celebrate
our birthdays together?

- Nah, I just really hope
everyone get's along.

- Yeah, wishful thinking.

- So I'm very excited
for this summer,

because, like, the last summer

everyone was, like, locked in,
no one could go out.

Let's ride this wave.
Like, let's go.

[laughter]

- I'm calling the Uber.

So, like, you and Cuppie?

- She's hot.

I mean, she's, like,
nice, and funny and...

you know, we hang out,

and you drink a little bit,

you can't help but to...

- Feel some things?
- Feel some things.

Cuppie, when we drink,
it's like the lines are

a little blurred between
friendship

and whatever's past that.

You know, like, we make out,

we kiss, we flirt,

but I do have a record of
going for the wrong women.

I just need to find a woman who,
like, is interested so...

- that's my problem.
- Who likes you.

[laughter]
- Who just likes me.

I don't know. It's pretty hard
to find that around here.

- It is hard to date
in this area.

And that is why I don't date
in this area anymore.

Well, we all can't find
girlfriends that live like

4,000 miles away.

[laughter]

♪♪

- You look great.
You sexy girl.

- Sexy as fuck.
[laughter]

So Cuppie's back in Tampa and
I couldn't be more excited.

It's been a while since all of
us have gotten together.

[Brianna]: You know it's summer.

We're trying to go out. We're
trying to go to the beach.

Trying to have a good time.

Is there such a thing as
being too sexy and fun?

- I don't know.

- Hi.
- What up, ladies?

- Hi, look at you.
- Sexy.

- What's up, Shiva?
How are you?

- I like your jacket, dude.

- You excited for
some shots tonight?

- Yeah, I'm down.
- Some retro swag.

- Are you going to be rolling in
the sand tonight?

- Maybe.
[laughter]

I might jump in the ocean,
you don't know.

[Shiva]: Brianna and Haley
they throw bangers.

When we get together and hang
out, it's always a good time.

I definitely think that
Brianna and Haley

kinda see themselves as,
like, top tier

of, like, the gay community
here in Tampa.

I definitely don't think
Summer and Marissa

see it that way.

There's like an
unspoken battle.

It's, like, who does everyone
want to hang out with?

I think that's
definitely a thing,

but no one really, like,
flat out says it.

[all]: Hi!
- Cuppie!

- Hi!
- Hi!

- Oh my God, I haven't
seen you in forever.

- I know, hi.

- Looking fine as hell,
per usual.

[laughter]
- Hi, babe.

- Your eyes look so pretty.

- Thank you, are you
hitting on me right now?

- Maybe.
I kinda saw a connection.

[Shiva]: Back off my woman.

- I saw a connection there.
- I'm done.

- I think Shiva's got
a little crush on Cuppie.

But I don't know how Cuppie's
feeling about that one.

She definitely does
good with rejection,

so we'll see how that goes.

- Shiva?
- Yeah.

She does good with rejection.

She'll just come back for more.

- Make a toast for us, please.

- I want to toast to Cuppie
finally moving to Tampa.

- Oh yeah. Hell, yeah.
- Beautiful sunset and

and finally get to
see my favorite bitches.

- And hot women.
- Yes, yes.

[cheering]
- Cheers.

- Wooh, that was a good one.

- That tasted like water.

[laughter]

♪♪

- Cuppie, you're hot.
- We all know Cuppie's hot.

- Look at them big ass
titties, you're hot as fuck.

- If Cuppie wanted to make
out with you right now,

- would you do it?
- Absolutely.

- How about if she would
peck you on the lips?

- Absolutely.

- Kiss Shiva.
- Give Shiva a kiss.

[Olivia]: With the tongue.

[cheering]

- I see a little romance
in the air.

- A little old romance.

[Haley]: I'm looking forward
to this

Shiva and Cuppie situationship.

[Shiva]: Me an Cuppie's,
like, relationship,

she's never really
openly said, like,

"I'm into you,"

but, I mean,
it takes two to tango.

It takes two to kiss.

It's not like I was kissing
a wall, you know, so...

- I'm way too daddy for Shiva.

- Whoa, whoa, what do you mean?

Top, bottom, hypotenuse,
whatever you want,

I'm there. Why are you
against us happening?

- This is too much.

- Shiva and I just started
getting kinda close,

and she's been, like, hanging
out with me in Orlando.

I'm not gonna lie
sometimes we get

a little too drunk
and make out.

But there's like
no feelings behind it.

I mean, hey, I was
class flirt in high school.

We were just having fun so...

- Can you pass me
my drink, babe?

- Call me babe one more time
and I'll backhand you.

- Yeah, it's the babe for me.

- It's the babe for me.

It's the backhanding Shiva
in her mouth for me.

- Can we get another shot?

- No, Olivia.
- No, Olivia. No more shots.

- When Olivia's drinking, she's
like the life of the party.

She's, like, bouncing
off the walls,

dancing on the bar, like,

anything goes really.

- Hey, my ass is out.
- So we're going in the ocean?

- You're going to the ocean.

[cheering]

- Right here, right here, stop.

[Brianna]: Olivia is almost,
like, a little sister to me,

but she can definitely
get a little crazy.

[cheering]

- Right here, stop, stop,
stop, stop.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

♪♪

- Hey, babe.

What did you bring me?
I gotta check everything out.

- Yeah, check it out.
- What's this for?

- Uhh, that's gonna
be Shiva's gift.

- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, it's a...

What do you call it?
A beer bong?

Yeah. Oh, my God that's gonna
be so funny.

- She's gonna walk
through the door

and we're just gonna, like...
funnel to the face.

- Our reputation for throwing
crazy house parties

is off the wall.

At our parties,
so much is going on.

We'll be turning one corner
and people will be arguing,

we'll turn to the next and
two people will be making out.

- Our old neighbor built
a brick wall to try

- to block out the noise.
- A 14-foot-wall.

Yeah.
[laughter]

- This is a long process.

[laughter]

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna have one big ass
muscle after this.

[Brianna]: Is that Mack?

- Hi.
- Hey.

- Hi.
- What's up?

- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?

Good. Good.

- Hi!
- Hi.

Do you want to
help us decorate?

Yeah, let's go.

[Mack]: You excited?
[Brianna]: Yeah.

[Mack]: It'll be a good time.

Bri and Haley are two of
my closest friends.

I feel like we're all
three very headstrong.

We aren't afraid to,
like, tell you how it is.

Their parties are a place
that people love to come,

because they know the vibe's
gonna be right.

[Haley]: Let's get this party
started.

[cheering]

- Oh, okay.
- Water pouch, I love it.

Aww, look at those cups.
I love those.

- Aren't they cute?
- Cheers.

- To Y2K?

Cheers to Y2K?

[laughing]

- I'm just gonna say it,
because I know

everybody's thinking
it already here,

but I feel like

Summer and Marissa are not
very social.

So I'm a little, like,
interested to see like

what they're gonna be
doing at the party.

Like, a lot of times,
they're, like,

you know, clung at the hip.

- I've known Marissa
for probably

close to, like, 9 years,
maybe more.

And we're not best
friends or anything,

but Marissa and Summer

definitely come around
to our parties,

and brunches, and
stuff like that.

They can definitely be
a little annoying

and judgmental at times,

but I feel like I
try to include everybody.

But I feel like we're bound
to run into each other,

so I'm not gonna hold back
inviting them places.

A lot of people don't like us

and they just can
join the crowd.

- They're hot, they're fun...
- Yeah.

but they're definitely
about their circle.

You know what I mean?

Some people are just more
comfortable that way.

[Mack]: I hope that
we can just all chill.

- Yeah. You guys want to go
get more to drink?

- Yeah, I definitely
need another drink.

I think you need to
finish your wine there.

- You need some more wine?

- I'm actually
almost done already.

- Yeah.

♪♪

Rona, you ready to go play?

I love our special guest.

Hey, bud.

- What's up?

- I don't know whose
dog this is.

I don't know.
[laughter]

He's very comfortable here.

- Oh, all right.
- Get down. Get down.

- That dog just
made out with me.

So Summer's going
to be mad about that.

[laughter]

[dog panting]

This was a great idea.

It's insane.

[dog growling]

- What's up?
- How's life?

- Good. It's very...
very, uhh, busy right now.

'Cause, you know, I've been
on the COVID floor

and shit this
whole fucking time.

- Yeah, which I can't believe
you got stuck on that floor.

- Yeah, I know.

- Marissa and Summer are
my two closest friends here

and I haven't seen them
in forever.

We've both been really busy.
I've been travel nursing,

And Marissa's a COVID nurse,

so we've just been swamped
with COVID for the past year.

I'm excited to see everybody,

but it was
really important to me

to try to catch up with Marissa

before I showed up at
my birthday party,

and there were a bunch
of people there.

Friday will be good, too,

because we'll get
to see everybody.

I haven't seen them since
literally last year.

Like, Bri and Haley?

- Bri, Haley
- Oh, everybody. Any of them.

- Oh, that's true.
Yeah, you haven't.

- Yeah.
- Even though I'm not

really good friends with Bri,
I'm still gonna go to the party,

because Jordan's one
of my best friends,

and I wouldn't
miss Jordan's birthday.

Brianna and I met
nine years ago,

because I was dating somebody

that she went
to high school with,

but did not have a very
good experience with her.

[horn honks]

So, Brianna and
I don't really have,

like, a super close relationship

it's just like
a bar acquaintance.

I know. I'm excited
for this party.

I mean, I'm not excited
about the theme

just because I'm struggling
to find an outfit, but...

- Y2K? Are we doing...
- At first me and Summer...

were trying to do
the Britney and Justin,

like, all denim outfit

and then we were, like,
"That's a bad idea."

Like, all denim,
and we're in Florida.

[laughter]

- Get down.
Get down.

♪♪

- And I'm gonna put
these happy b-day things on it.

- It's actually really
cute. I love it.

- I'm so excited for
everyone to start coming.

♪♪

When they came up
with the Y2K party,

I was really confused.
I had to look it up. Umm...

We thought in the 2000s all
the computers were gonna crash,

and they didn't,
and we're all still here,

and we have Tik-Tok so we're,
you know, we're all gravy now.

Early 2000s, I guess.

When the millennial...
the millennium happened.

I was probably, like,
two-years-old, I don't know.

Just a nostalgic time of,
like, Tamagotchis, and Furbies.

I wore butterfly clips.

Christina Aguilera, Britney
and Justin in all denim,

and like...

Baggy pants, maybe a big jersey.

I feel like once we got Y2K
things got a little sketchy.

[Brianna]: Hey, what's up?
Look at that bucket hat.

- Oh, my God look how
cute that cake is.

- I know right it's about us.
- Are you serious?

- I messed up all these
little decorations.

- It's almost like
Nickelodeon themed.

- I love it.
- I love this fit.

- Do you?
- Oh, my God it's so cute.

- Girls?

- Hey, what's up?
- Oh, my God. How are you?

- Hi.
- Look at you, Y2K goddess.

- Your hairs looks so cute.
- Oh, my God.

My little butterflies.
- That's so hot.

- Oh, my God.
- I'm so obsessed.

- Dying.
- You look so cute.

- You look amazing.
- I feel like a small child.

I need some alcohol.

- I have a serious question?
- Yeah?

- Are we going to talk about
you and Shiva?

- Wait, are we going to
talk about you and Shiva?

- Is the birthday girl
going to get a kiss tonight?

- Absolutely not. No...

- Was that a one-time thing?

- It's a... It's like
a love-hate relationship.

- She loves me and I hate her.
- Okay.

- So Shiva's not getting a kiss?

- No, not from me.

[laughter]

I don't think that
I lead Shiva on.

I think I'm just
a flirtatious person

and I think she just,
like, eats it up.

I'm not really
looking right now.

I had some really shitty luck,

and I've been doing
a lot of healing,

so I been trying to, like,
get through some shit.

Obviously, the end goal is
to end up with somebody,

and to, like, find someone to
like to share a life with.

I want a partner.

- Okay, I gotta get
my outfit on.

[Olivia]: Shut up. Look how
fucking hot she is.

Look how hot she looks.

- Oh, my God. You look sexy,
though. It's not even, like...

- You are fucking so precious.

[Olivia]: So anytime you go to
Brianna and Haley's party

you can guarantee
there's gonna be, like

flamethrowers, dancers,

crazy, crazy, decorating,
you know, to the max.

- Let's move
this party outside.

Okay, Haley's been working, huh?

[Brianna]: Oh, yeah.

She had her work
cut out for her.

[Olivia]: Didn't expect anything
less, honestly.

[Brianna]: Yeah, lighting's
crazy, right?

- What color do I want?

[Cuppie]:
Oh, I love the bubbles.

[Haley]: I'm glad you like.

I feel like this should
definitely be re-tied.

It's saying 57 not 27.

[Brianna]: Is she perfecting
all of her things?

- Yeah.

- If you re going to
do it, do it big.

- Exactly.
- Welcome to Tampa.

- Ahh, this is cute.

- Look at you.
- Okay!

Is that your hair?
Or is that a wig?

- I'm Mel. I live in St. Pete.
I'm a local artist.

A muralist in the area.

So I'm here with Mack.
- Yo, what's up?

One of my favorite projects that
I've ever been apart of.

The Black Lives Matter mural
her in St. Pete.

Yeah, I absolutely
love it, man.

I love how every letter is
different with it's own message.

This is definitely something
that we needed.

I think it's super dope that
it's in the heart of St. Pete.

And right in front of the
African American Museum.

- I'm super outgoing bubbly,
very loving and protective.

I'm very known for my laugh.

[laughter]

Besides doing my art
full time, for pro bono,

I am a therapist and
a mom to all of the girls.

I was kinda going for,
like, an Aaliyah vibe.

- Yes!
- Oh, yes, I love it.

- I'm into it.
- I love Aaliyah.

♪♪

- I'm Nelly. I am a
permanent makeup artist.

- I'm Ali, I'm in real estate

and yeah, this is
my gorgeous girlfriend.

- Of six years.
- Six years, baby.

[Brianna]: You guys want a
drink?

- Ahh, yes.

What up, bitches?!

[cheering]

[Shiva]: Me and Jordan
have celebrated

our birthdays
together before.

It was actually so much fun.

This Y2K party,
definitely a great idea.

Hundred percent, hoping
that me and Cuppie

have a little make
out sesh again,

not gonna lie.

Baby!
Oh, is that for me? Aww.

[cheering]

- So they greet me
with a flaming bottle,

which is a terrible idea.

- Can you imagine if
my weave caught on fire?

- I hate this for me.
I love this, but I hate this.

It's a 100 proof.

It's just a recipe for
a disaster.

- You have to do it.

- Hey!
[all]: Chug, chug, chug...

[cheering]

- Bitch, you're so cute,
I literally can't deal.

- Yeah, she's an angel.
- What?

- The outfit.

- You like it?
- Yes!

- Like, God damn!

- Real party is here.

[Summer]: The Y2K party at
Brianna and Haley's,

it's not that exciting.

I don't love the theme,
but I love Jordan.

I don't like house parties that
have the pressure on them

to be a party like a big party,
like, let's just go out.

[Marissa]: I think we just like
don't, really love plans,

like, concrete plans.

Because when you put so
much pressure on a plan...

- Yeah, the pressure.
- Or birthdays or something,

- And a theme.

Like, that's when people don't
usually have a good time.

- Can someone give me a
beverage?

Can you order me a drink?

- Let's go, let's go.
- You re a bartender.

- What do you want baby?
- Come on, let's go.

- Vodka, water no,
hell no, hell no.

Behind the scenes,
behind the scenes. Summer?

- Cuppie, show me what's behind
the scenes right now.

Shiva's terrible.

No, guys, she's just playing.

Cuppie baby, come on.

- No.
- I deserve better than this.

- No.
- I deserve better than

how I'm getting treated.

[Marissa]: I don't even know
what's going on with

Cuppie and Shiva,
to be quite honest.

I really didn't see
that one coming.

Shiva cannot handle Cuppie,

Cuppie will break
Shiva in half.

- Yeah.

I think when you get
too close to Cuppie,

she starts acting crazy,

because, like, oh, you're too
close and I care about you now.

It's almost like see if
they'll stay or something,

- I don't know.
- Or drive them away.

I don't know.

[cheering]

- Oh, shit!

- I'm screaming. I'm
screaming, Jay Whit.

[cheering]
- Shiva and Jordan!

- So down.

- Oh, shit!

♪♪

- Damn, Shiva.
- Woo!

- Don't be jealous.
- Ooh! Bitch.

♪♪

I don't know if Shiva's
ever touched a girl,

the way she was reacting.

[cheering]

I did make sure,
for my girlfriend,

that I was allowed
to get a lap dance

because the consent there
is definitely important.

- Oh, my God!

♪♪

- Let's go, baby!

- Let's go!

[shouting, laughter]

- Are you jealous?

- About what?

I can't with you.

- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- To you.
- To you.

- To you, for you.

[cheering]

- Oh my God.

[Summer]: Let's go out.

[Cuppie]: Go out where?

[Summer]: Cuppie, what is this?
[Marissa]: White Lie, asshole.

[Summer]: White Lie.

We are staying dressed
like this because

I don't have anything else.

You want to go get a drink?

[Nelly]: Summer and Marissa want
to go to White Lie

and we always end up
there no matter what.

It's a good bar that
we kind of just

go and hang out at, and drink.

Yeah, you know.

Summer's like, ready to go.

[Summer]: Are y'all ready?

[Shiva]: I mean, honestly
I'd just rather be up here

because I need to talk
about Cuppie.

I do like her.
I actually do, like

I feel like...

Like you think you
could actually, like, date?

- I don't know. I just want to
get to know her like that.

I kind of wish sometimes
that Cuppie would

be more, like, definitive
of what we are.

♪♪

- Is there somebody in
your make-up room?

That's awkward.

[Shiva]: This could be a thing.
- What is going on in here?

- Hey, guys.
- Are you guys good?

- Oh, hey.
- Wow. Wow.

- I feel disrespected.

Just don't touch
Justin's make up.

I was just trying to bring
Cuppie upstairs with me

to, like, touch up our makeup,

and I actually had to grab
a tampon for someone.

And I walk in on Olivia
and Shiva having, like,

a heart-to-heart.

I just sense, like,

that something more deep
going on than just make-up time,

so I ditch out of
that conversation.

I gotta be right back,
hold on.

- Awesome.

- What's going on?
How's your day been?

- My day has been great.

I've been texting you all day,
what do you mean?

I feel like you've been
acting weird.

How have I been
acting weird?

- I mean, I...
- Your eye make up is so pretty.

I feel like, I don't know, just

you've been kind of distant
since I've been here.

- Distant how?

- I just feel like you've been
kind of, like, different.

- Oh, my favorite curl.

See, this is what
I'm talking about Cuppie,

like downstairs
in front of everyone,

you're, like, pushing me
away but then...

We're just friends.

- All right.

And sometimes we will
drink a lot of vodka.

- We good?
- We're good.

- Are we good with that?
Are we good with that?

We're going to leave
it at that?

- All right.
- Okay.

You're telling me we're
friends but you're kissing me.

I don't know how to read this.

You're saying one thing and
doing the complete opposite.

Fuck it.
Like, I got to move on.

I feel like Shiva is kind
of taking things the wrong way.

That's definitely not,
I was about to say

partially my fault.

No, it's 100 percent my fault.

I'm not trying to like fucking
hurt her feelings or anything,

but I'm just, like, not
looking for anything,

I'm just having a good time.

I feel like my whole life
I've always, like,

jumped relationship
to relationship.

It's time for me to have a fresh
start so I can do things right.

- We're going to the bathroom.

[overlapping chatter]

- Okay, what's happening?

[Cuppie]: Bitch, shut the door.

[Summer]: We've got to
get out of here.

Nelly and Ali are in one seat.

Cuppie's in the other.

[Marissa]: Who else did we...
promise to...?

[Summer]: I'm not gonna
say it again. We gotta go.

[Cuppie]: Where are we going?

[Summer]: White Lie.

I'm one of those people where
you go to a house party

I wanna leave and
go out to the bar.

Usually, that's
the pre-game to me.

- Yeah, I feel like we did our
time. Like, you go to a party,

- Sorry.
- and you make an appearance

and you do your time.

- All right,
so I'm calling an Uber.

- All right, we're all going
to see each other out?

Babe, where's my fan?

- I love you.
- White Lie?

- White Lie?
- Bye, bitch.

[Brianna]: It started with
a whisper, like,

"Hey, let's go to the bar."

And then it went from a
quiet whisper to, like,

trying to herd fucking cattle.

I just know that
it's disrespectful to me

and my house, and of course,
Haley,

because if she wants
to open up her home,

and they just kind of come
and shit all over that.

- You want to talk to me or no?
You want to talk over this way?

- I don't want to give anybody
any satisfaction.

- That's fine. You want
to talk anywhere else?

- No. I want everybody
to go fuck themselves.

- Everybody, an Uber XL
is six people.

There's, like, 12 of us.

- Sure you don't want to
go out drinking with us?

- No.
- Enjoy your night.

- Thank you.

- There's a weird competition
between Summer and Marissa

and Murphy and Haley.

There's definitely
a lot of hostility,

underlying deep rooted issues,
I feel like.

I'm not entirely sure
where it stems from.

[Brianna]: Marissa, don't make
the mistake of driving

with, like, a drink
in your system.

- You think that I
went to school,

...busted my ass to become a
fucking nurse

...so I could fucking risk it
for this shit?

- Oh, my God.
- She didn't fucking drink.

I didn't go and get fucking
trashed.

- Back up!
- I'm sorry.

Don't be a child
and take your anger out

on where it belongs.
Come at me.

If we walk out and people follow
us, that's not my problem.

You don't compete where you
can't compare.

- I just know that we were
supposed to go to the bar.

We're trying to call
Ubers and Lyfts,

and I think some words
were exchanged.

[Cuppie]: That's a mess.

I feel like there's always,
like, an abrupt ending

to parties at Murph's
and Haley's.

That's, like, our norm.

- Okay, adios amigos.

♪♪

[Mack]: We get into an Uber.
I'm sitting next to Summer.

She's, like going off,
popping off,

loud about Bri and Haley.

I'm not going to hang out
with someone in their home,

chill with them, kumbaya, and
then, like, five seconds later

be like, "Oh, f that. Boo."

Like, Brianna and Haley,
those are my babies.

You can save that
after the car ride

because it's making me
uncomfortable.

I think it's making everyone
else uncomfortable.

Y'all need to
chill the hell out.

So Shiva's in the backseat
and she decided

to pull out her phone
without telling me.

[Mack]: You want me to shut the
fuck up...

...and not say nothing back?

I don't. I honestly, I'm so...

You don't know me
and I don't know you...

...and I have
not disrespected you.

[Summer]: I haven't
disrespected you either.

[Mack]: So I feel like you are,
and when I say you have

gotten very hostile and that's
because my energy is very chill.

[Mack]: For you to come
aggressive at me, I am a very
chill person.

- So, I feel like right now...
- Shut the fuck up.

Because I'm caught off guard.
[woman]: Sarah, Sarah,

[woman]: Sarah, Sarah...
[Summer]: Oh, my God.

I got into the Uber
and was talking

about what just happened 10
seconds prior.

But apparently, when you're
upset about something

that's currently happening
in real-time,

you're being hostile.

- Summer was going off,

like 70 percent of the car ride.

- Seemed like she just wanted
to say her two cents...

- Hear her voice.
- ...and then

and then not hear anything
coming out of our mouths.

Like, eighty percent,
she did not stop,

and it's just too much.

I was overwhelmed.

I don't think Mack knows
our history

with Brianna and Haley.

You don't
know what's going on,

you don't know dah, dah, dah.

I'm like, no. Quite frankly,
I don't want to know.

[Mack]: I'm very, very
chill, bro.

[Cuppie]: It's not, it's
not hostile.

[Mack]: I haven't disrespected
nobody.

[Mack]: I haven't crossed a
line.

[woman]: Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, Lord, Jesus Christ.

I recorded not just to be like,

"Ooh, let me get what she's
saying,"

or something like that.
It was just, like, funny.

Like, I'm just chilling like,
"What's going on?"

I mean, I would probably stick
up for my friends too but...

If my friends we
were worth sticking up for.

[Summer]: Just shut the
fuck up for one sec.

- Are y'all bitches ready?

[laughter]

[cheering]

Sorry that I'm stressed.

But our friends are
getting engaged.

[sirens, screaming]

- Cuppie with her fucking mimosa
and fan, though.

I'm not that type of lesbian.

- Give us some noise!

[cheering]

I've been watering a
plant that's not real.

[laughter]

- Mom, how do you say
gay in Farsi?

[woman]: Gay, I don't know.

- To not even know a word for it
because that's literally

how much they don't
talk about it.

My parents thought that
therapy would take it out of me.

No one is going
to tell me who I am.

God never rejected you.

- This is the first time
anyone's put this on since

she passed away.

- I am trying
so hard to not cry.

All this stuff
that's been going on

has been making me
more anxious.

[Jordan]: Do you like her?

- I got to move with caution.
- Why?

Because she's straight.

[cheering]

That's good.
They need that moment

to, like, try to prove their
relationship is good.

[laughter]

Never been to jail.

It's not fun.

[Olivia]: I totaled my fucking
Jeep pretty bad.

- Yeah. They told me you did.

They told me it's not drivable.

[Olivia]: I really fucked up.

I think you're a snake, and
I don't trust anything you say.

That is so, like,
high school, it's so childish.

- When people start getting
like that it like...

- Triggers you.

I don't like how they treat
people and it's not okay.

This isn't a Miss Congeniality
contest.

You come at them,
I have a problem.

- I'm honestly about to
rip a bitch's hair out,

so she needs to fucking shut up.

- There's obviously tension.
- Tension.

They're always fucking
scheming some shit.

Run like you always do.
You're fake as fuck.

- She's trying
to act like

there's something
sinister going on.

- Yo, what's the conversation?

We will always hear your side
but if that is not reciprocated,

I will close the door fast.

- Is that what's going on
now, bitch?

[screaming]

- This is the most action
I've had in four months.

[laughter]