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Boyz Not Men
are back together again
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for two nights only.
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So, I got tickets
to both nights,
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living the dream
of my 12-year-old self
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and also my 35-year-old self.
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And they're all
going to be there.
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Mikey B, the hot one.
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Mikey G, the talented one.
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CJ, the bad boy.
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Skyler, the sensitive one,
and Brutus, the old one.
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Oh, it gives me shivers.
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[inhales sharply]
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So, are you girls excited
to have your Grandma Ruth
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watch you for the weekend?
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Gabby:
Yeah, we are.
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Grandma Ruth is all about
mind-numbing, dangerous fun,
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and I've been training
all month just to keep up.
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Do you remember the Gator Safari
from two years ago?
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Announcer:
Gator Grandma!
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Or what about the bungee tour
the year before that?
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Announcer:
Bungee Grandma!
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I know
I've chickened out before...
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[chicken clucking]
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But this year
I'm all gas, no brakes.
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Hence the custom-made t-shirt.
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It's going to be
Captain Insane-O.
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-[chuckles]
-[doorbell rings]
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Both:
She's here!
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♪
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Grandma!
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Ruth?
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Girls, watch out.
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I'm coming in for some sugar.
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-[bones crack]
-[screams]
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My back.
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My trick back.
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-[groans]
- Dina: You're okay.
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Who is this woman
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and what did she do
with our grandma?
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[theme song playing]
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♪ Oh, yeah♪
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♪ I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ I roller skate
outside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind
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♪ So anytime I feel
some type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understand
the human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in
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♪ We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing
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Thanks again
for watching the girls.
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- You're sure you're okay?
- Ruth: I'm fine.
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You go have some fun.
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I always liked you
better than Bruce.
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He might be my son, but you
are the daughter I never had.
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Just don't tell
my daughter that.
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- Oh! Stop!
-[phone rings]
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Doug's here!
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Okay, I'll be back on Sunday.
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-[kisses]
- Love you.
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Be good for your grandma,
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- and do the dishes.
- Gabby: Have fun!
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[door closes]
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Good job fooling Mom
with that old
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"my poor back" routine.
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So what sort of dangerous
adventure are we getting into?
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Well, you know what I think
would be a real adventure?
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An adventure of the mind.
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No offense, Grandma,
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but this feels
a little soft for you.
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Can't we go rent some BMX bikes
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and ride into the mountains
or something?
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I don't think I'm going to
get on any bikes any time soon.
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I-I hurt my back skiing.
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Oh, what happened?
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You catch too much air
bustin' out a Triple Daffy?
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Wipe out on a
Switch Double Cork 1080?
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Switch Cork 810
truck driver disaster to a switch up?
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Pretzel 270 out?!
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Nope.
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I threw my back out
putting on my skis.
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My body just isn't
what it used to be.
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I guess my lifetime
of wild adventures
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finally caught up to me.
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I'm sorry, shrimps,
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but this year's visit
might have to look a little different.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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the trip getting here
really took it out of me.
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So if you don't mind,
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I think I need to lie down.
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[snoring]
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So, looks like
we're all brakes, no gas.
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[farts]
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Definitely not the visit
I had in mind.
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Grandmother?
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You mean,
when human children have children,
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the grandparents
don't just explode
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into a million pieces
like us Gor-Mons do?
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Apparently not.
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Weird.
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And this grandmother
is why Gabby
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can't babysit me
this weekend?
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Which means you and I
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are going to be spending
a lot of time together.
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[both groan]
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[sighs] I don't get it.
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What's so special
about grandparents
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that Gabby doesn't
want to watch me
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Jeremy, the Jerenstain Bear.
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I don't know.
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But we're going to find out.
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So according to our research,
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Earth grandparents seem
to exist for one reason
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and one reason only.
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To spoil their
grandchildren rotten.
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I've never been spoiled rotten.
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Me either.
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But I'd like to be.
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I've lived
a hard life, Principal!
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Real hard!
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I deserve a little spoiling,
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As do I.
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Do you realize
what this means, Jeremy?
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You're going to
start spoiling me?
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Never!
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No, Jeremy.
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You and I need to get ourselves
some grandparents.
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Yes!
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- I want mine so wrinkly.
- Ooh! Me too.
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Wrinkly spoiling machines,
here we come!
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[both laughing]
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[Gabby grunting]
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It sounds like your grandmother
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has lost her warrior spirit.
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That's exactly it!
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She used to be so crazy.
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Now, she's such a... grandma.
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-[both grunt]
- Kali: Well...
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it must be
weighing heavily on you
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because you're a step slow.
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What are you talking about?
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[both grunting]
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[breathing heavily]
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Thanks for the sparring session.
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Turns out I had a lot
of excess energy left
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that I thought I was going to
burn off with Grandma Ruth.
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You know, if you really
want your grandmother
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to regain her warrior spirit,
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you should give her
Gwargwariale.
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My people drink it
before long battles
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to increase their
strength and stamina.
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What's in it?
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Herbs, roots, the bone dust
of fallen warriors.
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If this can't stoke the flame
within her, nothing will.
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I don't know.
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Do I really want
to give my grandma
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some weird
alien energy drink
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just so I can have
more fun with her?
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It's for joint pain.
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I think it's from Latvia.
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Think of it as an adventure
for your taste buds.
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Well, my joints do hurt.
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And you know my motto.
I'll try anything once.
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Bottoms up.
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It tastes like dirt.
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- I love it.
-[chuckles]
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Yeah, this is
definitely the right decision.
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Wow!
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My joints feel better already.
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Listen, no cracking.
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This stuff is great!
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No problem, Grandma.
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Glad you...
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I feel powerful!
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I could do a hundred
of these things.
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Two hundred,
three hundred.
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I could do a thousand
of these things.
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- What did you do?
-[Ruth grunting]
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So I may have given Grandma
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Gwargwarian energy drink.
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You gave her what?
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I just want fun Grandma back.
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Besides, aren't you
"all gas, no brakes"?
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Normally, I'd be against this...
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but I did have that
shirt custom made,
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so looks like
I'm down for Fun Grandma.
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Grandma's back, shrimps!
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Hold on to your butts,
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because I got a full day
of adventure planned!
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Fridge punch!
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[growls]
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Extreme!
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Oh!
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Jeremy:
Hey there, sweet silver foxes.
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You want to spoil
a couple of spoily boys?
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I'm so sorry about him.
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What he means to say,
Mr. and Mrs. Wrinkly,
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is how would you two feel about
spoiling my associate and me?
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We want to get rotten.
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For the last time,
you need to stop.
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Oh, Julius,
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how would you feel
about us developing a close
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and intimate relationship
with your grandparents?
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Uh, not good.
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[sighs]
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This is pointless.
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We'll never
be spoiled at this rate.
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Oh, ye burrito gods,
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deliver us a grandparent,
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any grandparent.
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There you guys are!
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I've been looking
all over for you.
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Check it out.
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My pet bearded dragon
had babies.
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I'm a grandparent.
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Oh! I can't wait to spoil
these little guys rotten.
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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♪
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What?
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Olivia:
So much adventure.
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What was your favorite part?
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The hatchet throwing,
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the snake wrangling,
or the extreme kayaking?
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Oddly, the piggyback ride.
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Grandma's back!
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Where do you want to run to?
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♪
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Grandma Ruth is the best.
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Now, this is the weekend
I was hoping for.
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But what's going to happen
when Mom gets home?
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She's going to notice Grandma
is different, right?
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Kali said the alien drink
I gave her wears off.
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So by the time Mom is back,
it'll be like nothing happened.
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I'm going to go check
on Grandma.
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[fire crackling]
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Uh... Liv!
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So let me get this straight,
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you want me to be
your grandpa?
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And spoil us, yes.
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I mean,
I guess I could do that.
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It would give me a chance
to work on my improv.
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You know what?
"Yes and" I am in!
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[laughing]
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Oh, well, then it's official.
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What's this?
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It's for joint pain.
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I think it's from Latvia.
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Just drink it.
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I do have weak elbows.
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We did it, Jeremy!
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Let the spoiling begin!
262
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- Spoily boys for life!
- Yes!
263
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,781
Wes [older voice]:
My hands.
264
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,699
What happened to me?
265
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:43,441
Let's just say your smoothie
had a dash
266
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,617
of Pra'axian aging serum in it.
267
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,100
Why?
268
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,190
You can't be our grandpa
if you're not old.
269
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:54,278
Duh!
270
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:58,500
[weak scream]
271
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,201
Olivia:
Um, Gabby?
272
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,943
What's this?
273
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:14,472
Okay, so looks like Grandma Ruth
did a bit of redecorating.
274
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,302
[gasps]
275
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,347
[snarls]
276
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:26,180
Hey, there, Grandma.
277
00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:28,835
Whatcha been up to?
278
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,185
[deep voice]:
My back hurt.
279
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:34,188
So I drank more
joint supplement from the fridge.
280
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,757
It was in the crisper.
281
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,544
Why'd those have
to come in 12-packs?
282
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:45,329
I conquered
this domain as my own.
283
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,898
You live in my house now.
284
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,033
Unless...
285
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,471
[metal scraping]
286
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:58,952
[grunts]
287
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:03,130
You'd like to
challenge me for it.
288
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,091
[squeaky voice]:
No.
289
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,223
We're good.
290
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:15,098
I mean, who would
have thought a teensy bit of an alien energy drink
291
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,100
would do this to our grandma?
292
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:28,198
Yeah, Mom's definitely going to
notice this when she gets home.
293
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,200
I'll come up with a plan.
You keep Grandma busy.
294
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,767
How am I supposed to do that?
295
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:32,986
I don't know, figure it out.
296
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,770
All gas, no brakes, remember?
297
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,819
Hey, Grandma.
298
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,822
Wanna play Pachisi?
299
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,258
[snorts]
300
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:51,743
[growling]
301
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,790
[scared voice]:
You win.
302
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,140
All the fallen warrior bone dust
303
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,447
must have sent her
warrior gene into overdrive.
304
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:02,102
Well, how do we send it back
into regular drive?
305
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,408
I've got a war den
in my living room.
306
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:08,412
The only way is to burn off
her excess warrior energy.
307
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,458
Preferably through
intense combat.
308
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:14,027
Wait, so you're saying
I have to fight my grandma?
309
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,550
Are you not pleased?
310
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,726
To engage
one's elder in battle
311
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:20,163
Is the honor of a lifetime.
312
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,296
Is this not why you gave
her the drink?
313
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:25,081
No, I just wanted
a little adventure.
314
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,041
Not a jacked
Gwargwarian grandma!
315
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,130
So how long do
I need to fight her?
316
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,132
Based on how much she drank?
317
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:35,178
-Ten to 12 hours.
- In a row?
318
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,574
♪
319
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,101
[sizzling]
320
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:54,067
This shall be the new
symbol of our house.
321
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,025
I love it.
322
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,593
Simple but elegant.
323
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,204
All who dwell here
must wear it.
324
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:04,860
That's cool.
325
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,036
I've been thinking of getting
my own place.
326
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,777
Gabby:
Hey, Grandma!
327
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,086
I'm taking our house back.
328
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:17,133
Consider yourself... challenged.
329
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,222
[spear clanks]
330
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,399
It would be an honor.
331
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:25,794
Prepare to die.
332
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:29,102
♪
333
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,584
[both grunting]
334
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,213
[plates shattering]
335
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,484
[grunting continues]
336
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,706
[panting]
337
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,192
[laughing]
338
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:18,673
-[toy squeaks]
-[groans]
339
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,631
[growling]
340
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,633
[grunting]
341
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:28,161
I can't believe you boys
turned me into an old man
342
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,685
just so I could pretend
to be your grandpa!
343
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:33,427
-[chuckles]
- Too far, fellas!
344
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,819
- Too far!
-[bones crack]
345
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,038
[Wes groaning]
346
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,648
My lumbar!
347
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:39,128
[Wes groaning]
348
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:42,262
Should we feel bad about this?
349
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,220
I don't know.
350
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,439
Maybe?
351
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,965
More tea, Grandpa Wes?
352
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,185
Can I fetch you a crossword?
353
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,838
Oh.
354
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:56,058
How are your feet, Grandpa Wes?
Are they warm enough?
355
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,799
[moans]
356
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:01,977
Thank you. Thank you.
357
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,066
You're good boys.
358
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,157
[moans]
359
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,594
Let me get that for you.
360
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:14,555
No grandpa of mine
is getting his own raisins.
361
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,602
Thank you. Thank you.
362
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,822
Good boy.
363
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,261
[chuckles]
364
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:32,007
So this is weird,
but I actually don't hate this.
365
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,008
I know!
366
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,792
There appears
to be something
367
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,229
about this planet's elderly
368
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:40,146
that makes tending
to their needs gratifying.
369
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,583
But it goes against
everything I stand for!
370
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,019
Me, too.
371
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,760
Regardless,
it appears Earthlings
372
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,153
have it all backwards.
373
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,764
Grandparents shouldn't
spoil you.
374
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:52,375
You should be
the one spoiling them.
375
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,986
-[ominous bubbling]
-[Wes groans]
376
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:59,208
The spoily boys
have come full circle.
377
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,082
Thank you, Wesley.
378
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:09,175
[gasping in horror]
379
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,915
He exploded!
380
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:14,354
Earth grandparents
aren't supposed to do that!
381
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:17,052
I am so scarred right now.
382
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,141
[tearfully]:
Wes!
383
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:22,101
Beautiful, wrinkly Wes.
384
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,455
Oh, that's right,
that's just how
385
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,544
the Pra'axian aging serum
wears off.
386
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,850
Jeremy: Oh, yeah!
The old skin just explodes.
387
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,157
Forgot about that.
388
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,245
Sorry about that, old boy.
389
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,988
But hey, great story to tell
your lizard grandkids about.
390
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,163
Right?
391
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,339
[both laughing]
392
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,689
♪
393
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:48,039
I just exploded.
394
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,784
-[Ruth growling]
-[Gabby gasping]
395
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,178
[snarling]
396
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:01,009
[panting]:
So tired.
397
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,054
Why hasn't that drink
worn off yet?
398
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:08,973
You fought well,
spawn of my spawn.
399
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,586
But your time ends now.
400
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,764
Say hello to our ancestors
for me.
401
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,897
All gas! No brakes!
402
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:20,942
[grunts]
403
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,814
I told you
I wouldn't chicken out!
404
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,948
-[growling]
-[Olivia grunting]
405
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,090
[groans]
406
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,527
[moans]
407
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,704
♪
408
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,984
[snoring]
409
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:06,030
[sighs in relief]
We did it.
410
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:09,773
I've never been so happy
to see a sleeping grandma.
411
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,518
[laughter]
412
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:18,086
One, two, three, four.
I get one of yours!
413
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,131
[laughter]
414
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:23,309
Are you sure you don't
remember anything?
415
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,443
Honestly, after that
joint supplement?
416
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:28,966
Everything's a little hazy.
417
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,709
I know you girls
were probably expecting
418
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,059
some wild adventure
this weekend.
419
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,279
I'm sorry if I let you down.
420
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,194
Are you kidding me?
421
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,761
This turned out to be
one of the...
422
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:44,678
best visits ever.
423
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:47,158
- It did?
- Yeah.
424
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:50,466
Sometimes what you really need
is an adventure of the mind.
425
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,251
Ruth:
Thanks, shrimps.
426
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,774
I just have one question.
427
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,081
What happened to the rest
of the house?
428
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,301
♪
429
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,174
Dina:
I'm ho-- [screaming]
430
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:07,222
Next time on "Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables"...
431
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,138
We have an emergency
on our hands.
432
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:13,184
- Oh no!
- Ziggy is coming.
433
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:14,751
Whoa, you miss me?
434
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:17,014
Swift:
Every time Jeremy and Ziggy get together,
435
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,103
they cause
what is known on Gor-Monia...
436
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,410
-[screaming]
- as extreme ruckus.
437
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:24,065
[scream singing]:
Refresh! Stay fresh! Refresh!
438
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:26,981
Gabby:
Ow! Hey!
439
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:31,202
♪
440
00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:58,273
Gorgeous.
441
00:21:58,323 --> 00:22:02,873
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