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♪ heroic music playing ♪
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♪ '80s Cats ♪
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YAKKO: ♪ '80s... ♪
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♪ '80s... '80s ♪
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♪ '80s cats ho! ♪
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♪ '80s Cats are on the lot ♪
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♪ '80s Cats are back ♪
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♪ See the big hair, pump those sneaks ♪
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♪ '80s Cats attack ♪
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♪ '80s, '80s, '80s, '80s Cats ♪
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♪ '80s, '80s, '80s, '80s Cats ♪
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♪ '80s, '80s, '80s, '80s Cats ♪
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♪ '80s Cats! ♪
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animaney, totally insaney ♪
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♪ Baby Brainey ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪ Colonial erastyle music ♪
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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: Let's see.
"Penny saved is a penny you still have."
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No, no, no, no, no!
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"Penny saved is worth two in the bush."
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No, no, no!
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Confound it all!
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It's too cold to think!
I'm having brain freeze!
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[coughing]
[hissing]
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Blasted stove!
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[grunts]
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[grunts] Huh?
[knocking]
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Yes, what is it?
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We're the Brothers Warner!
And the Brothers Warner's sister, Dot!
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We saw in the paper that you're
looking for an apprentice.
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Mm, no. I believe you're
mistaken. Goodbye!
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But we saw it right here,
in the "claffifieds."
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It's classifieds, not claffifieds!
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Really? Looks like you "miffpelled" it.
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How dare you! I did no such thing.
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Ohhoho! We could do
without the attitude, "mifter"!
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So "unneceffary."
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I'm sorry. I don't have
time to entertain visitors at the moment.
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I have to fix my blasted fireplace
before I freeze to death! WARNERS: Wait!
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You've got to help us!
We need an apprenticeship,
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or we'll be stuck out in the cold!
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Come on, Frankie!
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We've been all over town looking for work!
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We got turned down by the blacksmith,
the silversmith, the locksmith...
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The SamSmith offered us a job, but...
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♪ Stay with me, Warners ♪
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♪ One dame, two esquires ♪
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♪ For thine zany presence ♪
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♪ Is all I require ♪
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Ugh. He's a little clingy.
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No. Thank. You.
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♪ sad music playing ♪
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Think about it, Frankie!
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You need a hand around here,
and we need a place to stay.
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Because...
Be gone, vile peasants!
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I have a stove to fix!
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YAKKO: Well, there's your problem.
Ah!
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You got a straighto where
there should be a curvy,
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and a curvy where there
should be a straighto.
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[banging, clanging, smashing]
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There!
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Why, it's brilliant!
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Smoke goes out, heat stays in.
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And all it took was a little kink.
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FRANKLIN: It's perfect.
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I have to spread the word. Wait! No!
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I must get to the patent office.
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Every household in
the colonies is gonna want...
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a Franklin stove!
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Unbelievable.
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I was gonna call it Yakko's Piping
Hot Stovepipe Benderama!
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Yeah. Maybe keep pitching on that.
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♪
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Apprentices! Where are my glasses?
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They're right between
your nose and your eyebrows.
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No, no. These are my regular glasses.
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I don't need my regular glasses.
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I need my reading glasses.
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Well, they couldn't have gone far.
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Here, boy! [kissing]
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[whimpering, shivering]
There you are!
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You gave us quite a fright, didn't you?
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Who gave us a fright?
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You did! You did!
[barking]
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FRANKLIN: Come here!
[crunch]
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You know, sweetie, you wouldn't lose
them if you kept them on your face.
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Two pairs of glasses at once?
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That's rich. How do you propose I do that?
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Allow me!
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Careful... Careful now...
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[exclaims]
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Imbecile! You've destroyed
my spectacles!
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Oh. I suppose I have. Hang on.
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There.
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Top's for looking,
bottom's for booking.
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One pair of spectacles
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with two focal lengths! Incredible!
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I dare say these bifocal lenses
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are my greatest invention yet!
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Your greatest invention?!
Hm? What's that? Oh, that's right.
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[scary voice] Mine.
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Alright, what gives, pal?
We're doing all the work around here,
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and you're taking all the credit!
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Well, the credit is mine after all.
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Did you not read your
apprenticeship contract?
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All ideas, inventions, improvements,
and improvisations
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devised by the apprentices
shall become property
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of their employer.
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Which is me.
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We must've skimmed over that part.
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I told you to read it slowly.
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After all, haste makes waste.
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FRANKLIN:
That includes pithy aphorisms.
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What'd you say?
"Haste... makes... waste."
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Short, memorable, and it rhymes,
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so everyone will think I'm clever!
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Perfect! [laughs]
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Well, off to the patent office.
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Or should I go to
the publishing house first?
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Wait, I know. The bank!
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ALL: Hey!
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You can't just steal all our ideas
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and claim them as your own!
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We can expose you, you know!
Ah, bupbupbup, careful.
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It's still a family show.
Oh, I'm so scared.
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And who will the people believe?
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You, a lowly apprentice?
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Or me, Benjamin Franklin?
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Everyone knows I keep it 100.
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Now, I can trust you to
keep our little arrangement
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to yourselves, yes?
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Alright, Warners, we have two choices.
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We can walk away from this situation
in a calm and professional manner,
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or we can annoy him with our zany antics.
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Now, before you decide
BOTH: Antics! Antics!
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Well, who am I to argue with the people?
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Cue the antics!
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♪
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Hm. Will I need a jacket today?
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Ah, sunny and warm. I guess not.
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[pen scratching]
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[thunder, rain]
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[scream] Ah!
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Confound it!
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[grunts]
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[birds chirping]
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Ah! [panting]
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What is wrong with
the blasted weather today?
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♪
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[thunder]
[screaming]
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[groans]
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[sighs]
[rumbling]
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[yelling]
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Ah!
[wind blowing]
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[grunts]
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[panting]
[buzzing]
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[screaming]
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[growling]
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[grunts]
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[screaming]
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Ah, that's the stuff.
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Ugh.
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♪
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Let's see.
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Address the Continental Congress at 7:00.
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Perfect. Just enough time
for a quick jam sesh.
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♪
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[sighs] Boy, I love classical music.
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Or as I like to call it, music.
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Wait a minute...
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[struggling, mumbling]
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[groaning]
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[laughter]
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But we must ask ourselves
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will history remember us
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as revolutionaries or as traitors?
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Nevertheless, we must all hang together,
[laughter continues]
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or assuredly we will hang
separately! Ow!
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[screaming, crash]
[laughter]
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[Yakko laughing]
We hold this comedy to be selfevident!
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You said it, Hancock!
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We're allowed to say that, right?
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Apprentices!
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[smash]
I've had enough of your shenanigans.
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You've overstayed your welcome,
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and I want you out of this workshop!
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[door creaking, falls over]
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Okay. We'll leave.
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Yeah, we were on the cusp
of a huge scientific breakthrough.
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But, if that's not your thing
FRANKLIN: Scientific breakthrough?
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No, no! Those are very much
my thing! Tell me more!
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Well, we can tell you,
but it'd be better to show you.
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♪
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We call it the lightning rod.
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I love it. Remind me to write it down.
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Will do, Bennyboo.
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Now, just hold that sword way up high.
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Make sure the big angry
cloud over there can see it.
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[muffled]: Okay!
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♪
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[yelling]
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[fizzling]
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[ding]
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[wheezing]
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I guess you could
call him the original...
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grounding father.
[gulp]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Hey, sibs! Remember when
we had our DNA tested?
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Come on, sure you do!
A neat little kit came in the mail,
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we spit into a tube, we sent it back
to a genetic testing service,
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and now thirdparties, governments,
and law enforcement agencies
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of unprecedented levels have
access to our personal genomes?
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No.
Not really.
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Me neither, but the results are back!
WAKKO/DOT: Yay!
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Ooh! Apparently, we have sticky earwax,
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extra hairy belly buttons,
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and we're in the 99 percentile
of Neanderthals.
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Ooh!
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Does it say what kind of animal we are?
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Nope, but it does tell us if we have
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any DNA relatives we didn't know about.
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[click, beeping]
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ALL:
[gasp] No way!
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Wait.
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[all yelling]
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So, uh, what I'm saying is...
[straining]
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I've been a good boy
and deserve a money treat.
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[groans]
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Or, at least basic health "insurgence."
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NORA: Paying a monthly gym
membership is so ridiculous
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when I can work out from the comfort
of my own office, don't you agree?
258
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:17,485
[groans] I think my stomach needs to go
to the cemetery.
259
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,237
ALL:
Nora!
260
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,870
[laughing]
261
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,867
[kiss] Just look at you.
262
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,209
I can't believe how tall you've gotten.
263
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:29,115
So, when can we expect grandchildren?
264
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:32,254
I can't wait to spoil the little ones,
while I judge your parenting.
265
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,052
Ralph! Do something!
266
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:35,916
Duh, okay!
267
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,590
♪ ballet music ♪
268
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:44,352
No! Kick them out! [grunts]
269
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:46,058
[Warners screaming]
270
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:47,388
[grunts]
271
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,102
Duh, okay!
272
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,522
♪
273
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,533
Duh[screaming]
274
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,108
[thud]
[church bell]
275
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,195
We're just trying to
spend quality time with you.
276
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:03,117
Our DNA test said we're your family.
277
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,826
[scoffs] If I trusted every test I took,
278
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:08,747
I'd be in a hospital for
the criminally insane!
279
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,827
[maniacal laugh]
280
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,132
Hey! What's this?
281
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,086
[cranking, pop]
282
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,549
[gasp] A family reunion!
283
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:22,299
Ooh! Can I be the weird uncle
with the girlfriend nobody likes?
284
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,972
You're not invited
because we're not related!
285
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,102
Besides, you don't wanna meet my family.
286
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:29,939
Our reunions are so competitive
that the threelegged race
287
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,975
was suspended due to doping allegations.
288
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,859
And they weren't just allegations.
289
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,146
I'm still full of horse adrenaline.
290
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,359
[horse neigh]
291
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,950
The only Norita worth her salt
is my greatgrandmother.
292
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,317
She's the only reason I'm going.
293
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,453
[gasp] Ooh! Who's our greatgrandmother?
294
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,910
My GreatGrandmother Flora
is the greatest businesswoman alive!
295
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,332
Ah! [grunts]
She rose through the ranks
296
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,131
to become the head of Mucho Teléfono,
297
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,416
the parent company of Warner Brothers!
298
00:13:56,420 --> 00:14:00,300
Sounds like a great lady.
Shame we'll never meet her
299
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:04,049
because we're definitely not going to
the family reunion, just like you asked.
300
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,932
Right, sibs?
Right!
301
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:11,234
[whisper]: So, is weird Uncle Wakko
inviting Tina to this reunion or what?
302
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,444
Another work conflict
effectively handled.
303
00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:15,768
You see, Nora?
304
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,942
And that's why you were named
"savviest under 70"
305
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,072
by Head Honcho Magazine.
306
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,609
Duh, you said it, ma'am!
307
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,874
Uh, now, uh, getting back
308
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:28,236
to the question of my conversation...
309
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,583
Ralph, if you wanna prove
how invaluable you are,
310
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,209
go retrieve my kettle bell.
311
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,416
Yes, ma'am!
312
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,575
[laughing]
[smash]
313
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,004
[groaning]
[thud, church bell]
314
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,875
♪ fancy music ♪
315
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,552
CORA:
[scoffs] Mom, can we go now?
316
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:47,100
My friends and I have plans to sit in
a parking lot and look at our phones!
317
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,555
Cora, we should at least
stay and say hello
318
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,346
to GreatGrandmother Flora.
319
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,480
She's not going to be
around forever, you know.
320
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:56,357
Well, well, well.
If it isn't our dear little sister.
321
00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:58,145
Nora.
322
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,688
♪
323
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:04,072
I know how much you make,
and it's more than this.
324
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:07,241
Yeah. You really put
the dud in your duds.
325
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,281
Mora, Theodora.
326
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,914
I'm surprised you made it.
327
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,581
I thought you'd be too
busy sunning on a hot rock
328
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,370
or shedding your skin.
329
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,504
Oh, cool. Snake reference.
330
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:20,341
What? Did you just read
a snake book, snake nerd?
331
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,337
[clock chime]
332
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,053
[chiming]
333
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,550
[wind blowing, thunder]
334
00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:30,563
♪
335
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,058
[thunder]
336
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:38,404
[inhale]
Speech! Speech!
337
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:42,027
Yes, obviously that is
what I'm about to do.
338
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,735
[clears throat] It means so much for me
339
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,526
to see the blurry shapes
340
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,910
of everyone gathered here today.
341
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,117
But tonight is not just
342
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,748
an ordinary family reunion.
343
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:57,365
Why not?
Obviously, I was about to explain.
344
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,674
Tonight, I will host a little competition
345
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,458
for all my potential heirs,
346
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,381
and the winner will inherit
347
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,260
my fabulous estate!
348
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:07,127
[gasps, screaming]
349
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,724
Ooh! A contest? Count us in, Gam Gam!
350
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,521
Uh huh. I assume this
is going to be a classic
351
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,516
"chocolate factory tour to see
who's most deserving" type of thing.
352
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,059
Right?
And if not,
353
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,062
we're also willing to
go full Hunger Games.
354
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,484
[hawk screech]
355
00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,743
Who are you? You see them, too, yes?
356
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:29,907
We're the Norita Brothers!
And the Norita Sister!
357
00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:32,197
WARNERS:
We're your new relatives!
358
00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:33,831
♪
359
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,747
Uh, sorry, Great Grandmother Flora!
They're nobody.
360
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,167
Is this true? I warn you.
361
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,036
I watch a lot of Tucker Carlson,
362
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,343
so I am very gullible.
363
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:44,957
Ah!
Of course it's true!
364
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,343
And we've got the DNA results to prove it!
365
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:52,138
DOT: See? We're you're greatgreatgrand
cousins once bitten twice removed
366
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,427
on your brother's side.
367
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,520
So, what do you say?
368
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:56,845
Can we enter your competition?
Please?
369
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,850
Pretty, pretty please?
370
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:02,112
With Cousin Gary on top?
[baby cooing]
371
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,608
Of course you can,
my dears. [laughs]
372
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:06,609
In fact,
373
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,860
you've already won the first challenge.
[Nora gasps]
374
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,873
We have?
[crowd gasping]
375
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:15,155
Yes! I needed someone
to fix my computer!
376
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,450
Now, I can finally print
377
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,124
my emails again.
378
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,542
How'd you fix the computer, Yakko?
I just plugged it in.
379
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,383
♪
380
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:26,668
[growls]
In each round,
381
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:29,682
one of you will be brutally eliminated
382
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:32,385
for comedically failing at your task.
383
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:33,846
[laughs]
384
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:36,266
Come now! It is time to find out
385
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,265
who loves their Grandmama the most!
386
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:41,597
♪ Hey, Flora Dora,
hoo, Flora Dora ♪
387
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,983
♪ Ha, Flora Dora, hoo ♪
388
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:46,441
♪ Ha, Flora Dora ♪
389
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,031
♪ Flobbity flay ♪
390
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:51,066
♪ She plans to give her riches away ♪
391
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:54,241
♪ Flora Dora, fanna the flames ♪
392
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,741
♪ Only the worthiest wins at these games ♪
393
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:01,124
♪ What if your grandmother's
kitty gets loose? ♪
394
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:04,503
♪ Under the porch
or climbed up in a spruce ♪
395
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,921
♪ If you want to win
at this fabulous fête ♪
396
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,421
♪ You must care for her exotic pets ♪
397
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,050
♪ Hey, Flora Dora ♪
398
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,261
♪ Hoo, Flora Dora ♪
399
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,262
♪ Ha, Flora Dora ♪
400
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:21,193
♪ Flora Dora, floopity floo ♪
401
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,555
♪ One got the boot,
now onto round two ♪
402
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:27,613
♪ Flora Dora, flappity flong ♪
403
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:30,858
♪ She forced us to learn
and practice this song ♪
404
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:34,161
♪ Now, you must make a delectable treat ♪
405
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:37,446
♪ That the Norita family eats ♪
406
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:40,911
♪ You know the rules of reality shows ♪
407
00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:43,423
♪ The one without a cake must go ♪
408
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,751
♪ Hey, Flora Dora,
hoo, Flora Dora ♪
409
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,463
♪ Ha, Flora Dora ♪
410
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:53,761
♪ Can you admire the albums she keeps ♪
411
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:57,179
♪ They start in the '20s,
so don't fall asleep ♪
412
00:18:57,179 --> 00:19:01,059
♪ Rows of dead ancestors
in the background ♪
413
00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:03,228
♪ If you are bored,
than you have lost this round ♪
414
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:07,266
♪ Flora Dora, crema de cream ♪
415
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:10,692
♪ Though all her methods
seem quite extreme ♪
416
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:14,032
♪ Flora Dora, all she wants to do ♪
417
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:17,319
♪ Is have a pleasant visit with you ♪
418
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:21,164
♪ Is have a pleasant visit with you... ♪
419
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,461
Congratulations, my dears!
420
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,957
You are the last ones in the competition.
421
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,670
Gee, I almost forgot
it was a competition.
422
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:33,261
We just loved getting to know you.
423
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,627
More tea and cookies, Great Gammy?
424
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:37,892
No cookies!
425
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,596
Grandma Flora, can't you see?
426
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:43,426
They just wanna get their sticky
little paws on the family fortune.
427
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,643
Flora hasn't worked her entire life
428
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,944
to give her money to parasites like you.
429
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,728
Money isn't something to be given away!
430
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:53,111
It's something to be hoarded and held
over the heads of the less fortunate!
431
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:55,530
Oh, Nora, my sweet...
432
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,239
[kiss]
433
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,869
You're such a disappointment.
434
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,827
Have I taught you nothing?
435
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:04,747
It is not enough to grow the business.
436
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:07,116
We must grow our family as well.
437
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:08,464
WARNERS:
Aw...
438
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,878
You're my best relatives!
439
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,798
You've won my fortune!
440
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:15,586
Barring any unlikely
last minute revelations.
441
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,931
[cheering]
[growling]
442
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,386
[knocking]
443
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,506
♪
444
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:24,433
Stop everything! I have
a last minute revelation!
445
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:25,433
[thunder]
446
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,394
There's been a terrible mistake!
447
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,814
Who are you?
448
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,482
Madam, I work at
the genetic mixup department
449
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,191
at 23 & WB.
450
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:36,822
I only hope I got here in time to
stop you from giving away your estate
451
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,410
to the winner of a series
of carnival games.
452
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:42,366
But I see by these broken
frames I may be too late.
453
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,237
How do you know all this?
454
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,464
I work for a genetic testing service.
455
00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:49,995
I know everything that was, everything
that is, and everything that will be.
456
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,790
Mind your step, by the way.
Ah!
457
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:55,964
I'm sorry, kids, but your DNA
results were switched with...
458
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,724
Ralphonzo!
459
00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:01,256
[gasping]
460
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:05,101
Look! A brown dime!
461
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:08,138
Ralph, that's a penny.
What are you doing here?
462
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:11,863
Duh! I got your kettle bell, Ms. Nora!
463
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:14,775
Sorry it took so long, but it fell
on a snake,
464
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:16,855
so I took it to a snake doctor,
465
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,400
and she told me it was just a garden hose.
466
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,034
But then, I took it to the hardware store,
467
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,202
and they said it was a snake!
468
00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:28,161
So, somebody is lying to me...
469
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:31,173
It is not possible! It can't be!
470
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,456
Dear brother Ralphonzo!
471
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,380
Duh, what's happening?
472
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,669
Yeah, you said it, Ralph!
473
00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:40,343
[imitating]:
Duh, what's happening?
474
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,552
Look, everyone! He is the spitting image
475
00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:45,263
of my favorite brother, Ralphonzo!
476
00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:46,314
[all gasp]
477
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,596
♪
478
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:53,023
RALPH:
Andandandaaand
479
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:56,021
we should do a movie
about flaming meatballs
480
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,574
that are superheroes!
481
00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:01,408
So, one day, a giant meatball
crashes into the Earth,
482
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,615
and a baby
meatball comes out of it,
483
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,945
which is totally different from Superman.
484
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,621
And then, he grows up
485
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:09,869
and finds other warm, delicious meatballs,
486
00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:12,712
and they can have their
own superpowers, too!
487
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,208
Then, this bad guy,
488
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:18,129
Mr. Fridge, which is totally
different from Mr. Freeze
489
00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:20,590
tries to make them all cold.
490
00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:22,841
So, they smash themselves together to form
491
00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:25,353
a supersnowball!
492
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,965
But out of meat.
493
00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:29,142
Which brings us back to meatballs,
494
00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:30,271
and there you go.
495
00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:32,267
All tied up in a bow for you.
496
00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:33,599
Can you read that back to me?
497
00:22:33,604 --> 00:22:35,314
No, absolutely not!
498
00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:36,984
Then, I'll say it again!
499
00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:39,282
Please don't. P For Pancetta,
500
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:41,986
Stewicide Squad,
and Wonder Woman Bread have already
501
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:43,027
been fasttracked.
502
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:46,200
Any more of your foolish ideas,
and you'll bankrupt this studio!
503
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,870
Nora! You need to listen
to my long lost great nephew.
504
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:53,580
After all, as chairman,
he is your new boss.
505
00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:57,422
[sighs] Yes, Great Grandma Flora.
506
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,089
[beep]
507
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,667
Ah! Hyah!
[smash]
508
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:01,592
[shatter]
509
00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,007
[thud]
[church bell]
510
00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:06,353
[beep, whir]
511
00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:09,845
It sure is crazy how
the DNA testing service
512
00:23:09,848 --> 00:23:11,978
swapped our DNA with Ralph's.
513
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:15,685
Yup. Our real results were exactly
what we thought they'd be.
514
00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:18,517
100% Termite Terrace.
515
00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:21,114
So, Ralph runs Warner Brothers now?
516
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:23,609
What a dramatic end of season cliffhanger!
517
00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:26,162
How will we get out
of this sticky wicket?
518
00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:28,986
Sounds like a problem for next season.
519
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:31,202
If there is one...
520
00:23:31,203 --> 00:23:33,963
Guess we'll wait here until
they make more new episodes,
521
00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:35,996
just like we did in the '90s...
522
00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:39,459
This time, I wonder if we'll dream...
523
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,261
♪
524
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:46,841
♪
525
00:23:46,891 --> 00:23:51,441
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