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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animaney, totally insaney ♪
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♪ Mirage arcaney ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪
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[shaking, clattering]
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Ah! Snake eyes!
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Yeah, that means you
married your prom date
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and you both shop for
jeans at the grocery store.
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But I never got to live abroad!
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Or try standup comedy!
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And you never will.
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That's why they call it settling!
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[rumbling]
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[screaming]
[crashing]
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♪ intimidating music ♪
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[whirring]
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[clicking]
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[beeping]
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[alien noises]
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You know, this would be scarier
if we hadn't already done aliens...
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twice this season.
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[beep]
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Sorry about that.
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Are you the one they call...
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The Yak?
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It's YakkO.
And it depends who's asking,
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four plus four plus four... eyes.
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We hear you are best at
condensing complex information
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into catchy jingles.
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Well, maybe not the best...
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But yeah, objectively the best.
You heard right.
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What is everything about Earth? Please.
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Everything about Earth!?
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♪
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Uh...
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[sighs] Okay.
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Well, I'm gonna need a 92piece orchestra
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and a lukewarm green tea
with lemon and honey.
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[snap]
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[whirring, zap]
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I said luke warm!
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Luke!
[snap]
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[zap]
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That's more like it.
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Maestro, if you please.
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♪ At first there was nothingness,
then some unknown process ♪
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♪ Lead to a great big explosion ♪
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♪ The universe grew
from a subatomic stew ♪
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♪ Of quarks, gluons, plasmas, and bosons ♪
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♪ Then gas and dust settled
on hot cores of metal ♪
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♪ And one of these
cores was called Earth ♪
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♪ It was covered with goop,
a primordial soup ♪
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♪ From which all of Earth's
life was then birthed ♪
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♪ At first, single cells,
some swam or grew shells ♪
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♪ Still others evolved to hunt prey ♪
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♪ Some hid in the sand,
some crawled onto land ♪
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♪ So life, well, life found a way... ♪
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Uh, we already did this bit.
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Uh huh, in the pilot. Mmhmm.
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♪ There were mosses and gymnosperms,
sevenfootlong earthworms ♪
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♪ Huge dragonflies ruled the sky ♪
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♪ Amphibians, cephalopods,
pedallers both biand quad♪
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♪ Reptiles started to fly ♪
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♪ We had lizards grow big and small,
mammals not big at all ♪
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♪ Sharks were the size of a house ♪
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♪ Then, one little meteor
killed all the dinosaurs ♪
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♪ So, we evolved from a mouse ♪
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♪ 8,000 BC, Creation Theory ♪
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♪ Would dictate the song
should start here ♪
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♪ Though most of our herd
agree it's absurd ♪
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♪ Some teach it in place
of Shakespeare... ♪
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♪ Let's skip evolution,
there're two revolutions ♪
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♪ Agriculture took us to towns ♪
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♪ Humans learned to grow wheat,
got all fat, loved to eat ♪
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♪ Stopped walking and just settled down ♪
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♪ Industrial next, its major effect ♪
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♪ To take us from towns to the city ♪
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♪ We mined coals and built trains,
machines plowed our grains ♪
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♪ And we treated the workers real shi♪
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How many more of your Earth
seconds is this going to take?
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Welltimed interruption.
Almost there, I promise!
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♪ We recorded some tunes,
put a man on the moon ♪
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♪ Fought more wars
than we care to recount ♪
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♪ Sent the Phoenix to Mars,
built electric cars ♪
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♪ And polluted a shocking amount ♪
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♪ Skipping to now,
we survived, not sure how ♪
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♪ It's getting real hard to keep track ♪
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[inhales deeply]
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♪ There's Wikipedia, smartphones,
tablets, unmanned drones ♪
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♪ Pick your own genomes,
ridesharing, sheep clones ♪
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♪ Earthquakes and cyclones,
valleys of Silicone ♪
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♪ Glutenfree vegan scones,
temperature milestones ♪
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♪ Keystones and sword thrones,
highinterest payday loans ♪
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♪ Cyclists' testosterone,
and everything Musk owns ♪
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♪ But at least now us Warners are ♪
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♪ Back! ♪
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We are back, baby!
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♪
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[clapping]
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You have been most helpful, The Yak.
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Yes. While we absorb the essence
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of all species on your planet,
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we will ensure your carbon atoms
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are repurposed for only
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the highest quality nutrient paste.
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[slurping]
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♪
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Joke's on them!
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We aren't even a species!
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NARRATOR: CEO Michael Benton.
[applause]
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Silicon Valley venture capitalist,
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egomaniac,
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searching for everlasting life.
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Then, a freak accident transforms
his biological makeup...
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[fizzling, boom]
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...turning him into an angry gnome.
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[yelling]
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The creature is driven by rage...
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[yelling]
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...and must now live in people's mouths...
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Who do you think you are,
bullying somebody around!?
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NARRATOR: ...and speak for them when
they cannot speak for themselves.
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You're just waiting around
for the clock to tick!
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[car rumbling]
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♪
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[roar]
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NARRATOR: He is
The Incredible Gnome In People's Mouths.
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♪
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Oh... What?
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Where's my pudding?
[slurping]
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Hey! Uh... That's my pudding!
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I don't see your name on it.
Besides, it's just butterscotch.
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You probably wouldn't even like it.
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Don't want you getting cavities.
Bad for your teeth.
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Hey! Uh... Oh...
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[gagging, grunting]
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Hey! Get your hands off that pudding!
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[screaming]
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Don't you know how to respect
your elders and their puddings?
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Lemme talk to your supervisor!
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♪
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Now, I'm sure if we just talk calmly
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about what happened.
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The time for calm
talking has passed, sister!
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She boosted that butterscotch
right out from under
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that baby boy's booger box!
I'm sorry!
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I have low blood sugar,
and I don't get a lunch break.
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So, I get irritable.
You're irritable!?
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I'm stuck in this old man's mouth,
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and he quit brushing in 1972!
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I know your job is hard,
but you can't lash out
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by pilfering pudding! And you...
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I wonder how the governor
would feel about your blatant disregard
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of the revised California labor laws,
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section 22 G, requiring lunch breaks
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for all employees whose
shifts exceed seven hours!
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Oh, II'm sure we can resolve this.
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♪
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Someone stole all the corner pieces!
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Hold on one minute, Mrs. Miller.
I'm on my lunch break.
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[slurp]
[grunting]
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You're welcome!
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[laughing]
Help!
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[rumbling]
[grunts]
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Hm!
[revving]
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[tire screech]
[laughing]
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I wonder where he'll go next.
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I suppose wherever
there's a helpless person
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whose problems can be
solved by violent screaming
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and reckless intimidation.
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♪
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[thunder]
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♪ Pinky & The Brain theme ♪
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Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
[thunder]
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♪
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♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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♪
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[typing, beeping]
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Oh. [grunts]
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How much longer do
I have to hold this, Brain?
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[grunts] It's almost
a quarter to 11:00! [gasps]
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It's way past my lunchtime already.
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[groans]
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Patience, Pinky. I am attempting
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to hack into the control
unit for this traffic light.
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Oh! Are we going to throw
a traffic light party?
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Well, I shall have to
wear yellow because...
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[typing, beeping]
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It's complicated.
We have no time to carouse, Pinky.
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I'm working on a scheme to triple
the length of every red light
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on Earth, causing mankind
to go insane with road rage,
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paving the way for me to seize control
of a world torn asunder!
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[beep]
Ha!
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[buzz]
[tires screech]
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[cars honking]
Gah!
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Come on!
[honking]
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I'm late for my anger management class!
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[cars honking]
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Ha! You see? It's working!
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[bike approaching, brakes squeal]
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♪
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[coughing]
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Pinky! [cough]
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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[woozy]: I think so, Brain,
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but if the house is pickles,
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who would horse the hose down?
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Ah! I've got you by the gills now,
Wet Gregory!
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♪
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[gasps]
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♪
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MAN:
Fine weather we're having.
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Fine weather we're having.
Fine weather we're having.
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Fine weather we're having.
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[gasps]
[bicycle clicking]
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Pinky, wake up. We've been mousenapped.
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Well, I've was been napping,
until you waked me up.
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We must escape this
horrendous place at once.
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Looks like Wes Anderson had
a seizure at Brooks Brothers.
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♪
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Sorry. There's no way out.
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Except by ferry,
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but that won't come
until tomorrow at 8:30 AM.
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It's always a pleasure to meet
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two fellow supervillains.
259
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I am Dr. Doppler.
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Fellow supervillains?
You think I'm super?
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00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,167
Well, I'm flattered, honestly, but...
262
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,921
No, no. I want answers, Doppler.
263
00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:16,344
Where have you brought us?
Why, this
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00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,763
is Dopplerville!
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00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:22,472
A superduper
supervillain island retreat,
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where my henchpeople and henchsheeple
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can live and work together
to harness the weather
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and create global chaos!
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[zap]
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[evil laugh]
271
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,321
Why? Do you not have
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a superduper supervillain
island retreat?
273
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,451
Um, of course I do.
[laughs] No, you don't!
274
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:45,914
Well, I have a lab. Though,
275
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,584
I guess it's not technically my lab.
276
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,214
It's a cage!
277
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,510
It's more of a rental space,
but it keeps overhead low.
278
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,545
It's got a major rodent problem!
279
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[grunts]
DOPPLER: I see.
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00:11:57,718 --> 00:12:01,678
Well, if everything goes
according to my plan,
281
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you'll be out of that
rusty rat trap faster than a winter cold front.
282
00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:11,522
Now then, why don't we let
your weary selves sit a bit? Ooh!
283
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,863
I haven't seen so much food
since a second ago
284
00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:16,699
when I saw all this food
for the first time! [laughs]
285
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,355
Do you mind if I have some?
286
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,033
I still haven't had lunch!
287
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:21,782
Yes, of course!
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00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,623
Help yourself to some refreshments
289
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:26,539
while I introduce the others.
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Here, on my left,
we have my righthand woman,
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Mrs. Kettle.
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Her Yorkshire pudding recipe
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is to die for. Literally.
Ah!
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Next, we have Phoenicia Leatherpants,
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a skilled stunt pilot
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00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,715
who's the scourge of the skies.
297
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:45,473
[grunts]
298
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Baldo Billions,
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famously bald American businessman.
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His corporation,
[giggling]
301
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:54,321
CRUELCO, maximizes profits
302
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,726
and pain.
303
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,324
[grunts]
Enough small talk, Doppler!
304
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,490
Why have you brought
us all to this island?
305
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:04,029
More importantly,
what's the WiFi password?
306
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:07,124
It's "Doppler," but the O is a zero.
307
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,670
I have spent years
toiling in solitude.
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00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:11,826
Hurricane Randy,
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Typhoon Mary, Karl the Fog...
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00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:18,217
Each of them, my precious creation.
311
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:22,795
But alas, none have had the power to cause
longlasting destruction.
312
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:25,513
That is why I decided to assemble
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the best and brightest villains
this wondrous,
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thunderous world has ever known!
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00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,772
♪
316
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,072
With our powers combined,
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00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:39,896
we can conquer the planet
and split the spoils.
318
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:42,823
Here's what I propose.
[hissing]
319
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,373
Using my ingenious weather technology,
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00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:49,577
Phoenicia will the seed the clouds
from her aeroplane,
321
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,830
creating the perfect conditions
[sprinkling]
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00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:54,292
for a massive hailstorm.
323
00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:57,553
Then, Mrs. Kettle shall
activate my patented
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Dr. Doppler Doomsday Device.
[squeaking, whistling]
325
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,474
It will produce a powerful storm,
326
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,887
unleashing the largest
hailstones ever recorded.
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ALL:
Ooh.
328
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:10,602
DOPPLER: Once the buildings
of every major city are destroyed,
329
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:15,151
they will turn to Mr. Billion's
CRUELCO Construction to rebuild,
330
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:18,687
making us trillionaires
and de facto rulers
331
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,362
over a crushed world.
332
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,281
[panting]
333
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,200
[cheering]
334
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:28,739
And what, may I ask,
is my contribution in all of this?
335
00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:30,414
You, Mr. Brain,
336
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,292
have the most important task of all.
337
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,880
[sighs]
You will climb hundreds of meters into the sky,
338
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:42,587
battling high winds and other
fantastically adverse weather conditions...
339
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:45,091
Naturally.
DOPPLER: ...until, finally...
340
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,008
you press the little red button
341
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,643
that opens the giant umbrella over
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00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:53,141
my beloved Dopplerville.
343
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,064
BRAIN: Wait, that's it?
344
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,312
All I'm supposed to do
is open an umbrella?
345
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,574
But, of course!
346
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:02,105
You're the only one who's
teensy weensy enough to do it!
347
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,070
[grunting]
348
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:07,280
Now, who wants
to see if they can outrun a tornado?
349
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,582
[laughs]
350
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,615
[excited chatter]
[splattering]
351
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:12,620
Ha!
352
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:14,039
Ah...
353
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,920
BRAIN:
This is ridiculous, Pinky.
354
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,997
I must prove to DadI mean, Dr. Doppler,
355
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:23,223
that I am worthy of his respect
and utmost confidence.
356
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,505
[rumbling]
Oh!
357
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:27,049
And how will you do that, Brain?
358
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,302
Oh, please say dance off,
please say dance off.
359
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:32,434
No, Pinky. I will showcase
my ample talents
360
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,522
and prodigious genius
by neutralizing them.
361
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:38,769
[laughter]
362
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,482
Say no more, Brain. I'll make
an appointment with the vet.
363
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,193
♪
364
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,993
BRAIN:
You're just in time, Pinky.
365
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,487
With a drop of this tincture
in Baldo's coffee,
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00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:50,409
his businesses won't be the only
thing shooting raw sewage
367
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,239
into the nation's water supply.
368
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,794
Watch me strike first
in this war of wills.
369
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,038
Ooh! My money's on Will Smith.
370
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,960
Or maybe Will Ferrell?
No, no. Smith to win it all!
371
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,300
[grunts]
Quiet, Pinky.
372
00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,255
Both because we have to be stealthy,
373
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,215
and because you're an idiot.
374
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,965
♪
375
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,048
[groans]
[crash]
376
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,893
What in the world?
377
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:15,479
Oh dear. He's got himself into
quite a pickle, hasn't he?
378
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,935
Ugh! I would kill for a pickle right now.
379
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,896
[gasps] There's one!
[sighs] Come, Pinky.
380
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,107
Things are getting interesting.
381
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:27,529
It appears, in this game,
I'm not just playing with myself.
382
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,909
[Yakko voice]:
Good night, everybody!
383
00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:31,616
[normal]:
[laugh] I did it! I crossed over!
384
00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:33,617
Quick! There's no time to lose!
385
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:35,039
♪
386
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,997
Listen carefully, Pinky.
387
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,287
If Mrs. Kettle took down Baldo Billions,
388
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,131
we must put her out of commission
389
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,046
before she does the same to us.
390
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:47,165
Every day, Mrs. Kettle dusts
the busts in the great hall.
391
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,554
I will make her slip
and fracture her spine
392
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:53,931
by covering all 3,240 square feet
of hardwood floors
393
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:56,141
with 1,200 sticks of butter.
394
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,731
Oh, sure.
395
00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:01,186
When we need 1,200 sticks
of butter for your thing...
396
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,442
[clank, whirring]
397
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,815
BOTH:
Ah!
398
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,316
♪
399
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:09,278
Egad, Brain! She's frozen.
400
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,239
Like Jack Dawson in Titanic.
401
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,370
Or Jack Nicholson in The Shining!
402
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,157
Or Jack Frost in Michael Keaton!
403
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,121
If Mrs. Kettle has been eliminated,
404
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,461
[squeaking, sliding]
that means my adversary must be...
405
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,707
[thud]
Phoenicia, the aviatrix!
406
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,499
Quickly, Pinky,
before she takes to the skies!
407
00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:26,964
[plane rumbling]
408
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,509
Phoenicia! I know it was you!
409
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,298
You may have dispatched the others,
410
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,851
[muffled]:
but you won't get rid of me that easily!
411
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:37,516
For I am the Brain, the cleverest
and shrewdest mastermind
412
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:38,676
[muffled]:
in the world!
413
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:41,604
What!? I can't hear you!
414
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,113
You're gonna have to come closer!
415
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,606
[plane rumbling]
416
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,777
Eh, forget it.
417
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,276
[plane roaring]
418
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,873
[zooming overhead]
419
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,787
♪
420
00:17:57,786 --> 00:18:00,786
[plane sputtering]
421
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,457
[explosion]
422
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:08,013
Yeah! Egad, Brain, you did it! [laughs]
423
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:11,215
You showed those rotten
evildoers what's what!
424
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,176
But, I didn't, Pinky.
425
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:15,257
I didn't do anything to anybody.
426
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,222
DOPPLER:
You tried your fuzzyscuzzy best,
427
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:21,483
but there was someone even more devious
428
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,516
and dastardly than you.
429
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,900
Someone who created
430
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,357
a torrent of torment!
431
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:28,400
[beep]
432
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:30,568
[clang]
Narf!
433
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:32,399
Ah! [grunts]
[crash]
434
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,451
[groaning]
435
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:38,289
[static]
Ooh, you poor thing.
436
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,495
I can't believe you haven't eaten all day.
437
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:41,615
Narf!
438
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:42,582
[bang]
439
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:44,421
Oh my!
[click]
440
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,586
[muffled banging]
[muffled]: Hey! Let me out!
441
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,745
[static]
[glugging]
442
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,014
[shaking]
443
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,140
[boom]
444
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,679
[sizzling]
Narf.
445
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:04,727
I'm sorry. It was an accident!
I was just hungry!
446
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,358
Hungry for power!
447
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:09,896
[laughing]
448
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:13,530
Pinky, you're the most maniacal madman
449
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:15,699
this side of the Gulf Stream!
450
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:16,987
I want the two of us
451
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,990
to rule the world together!
452
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:23,043
This is ridiculous!
Pinky's not a supervillain.
453
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:25,248
I'm the brains of the operation!
454
00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,169
My name is literally The Brain.
455
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,997
How much more clearcut can you get?
456
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,632
Oh! Let's celebrate our new partnership
457
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:34,170
with some ittlebiddle vittles, shall we?
[unicycle squeaking]
458
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,184
Pinky, don't you dare!
459
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,585
Oh, I'm sorry, Brain,
460
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,563
but I'm so hungry,
my body is eating itself up,
461
00:19:39,555 --> 00:19:42,675
and I don't taste very good! Ah!
[chomp]
462
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,853
♪
463
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,061
Can you pass a biscuit?
464
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:51,194
Sure, but it might take me 24 hours.
465
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,861
[laughing]
466
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:56,531
Oh, Pinky!
467
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:58,870
You are quite the cutup.
468
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:01,196
Let's toast with some bubbly.
469
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,581
[straining]
470
00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:03,748
[pop]
Oh!
471
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,035
[screaming]
[splash]
472
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:09,709
[gasps]
Well done, Pinky!
473
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,590
Maybe you are an evil genius.
474
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,457
Was that your plan all along?
475
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,473
What's a... plan?
476
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:18,045
Right. Well, at any rate,
477
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:21,471
Dr. Doppler's doomsday device
is now ours for the taking.
478
00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:25,345
[squeak]
[straining]
479
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,900
[both yell]
[spinning]
480
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,935
♪
481
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:33,981
[pumping, whistle]
482
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:36,904
[thunder, wind howling]
483
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,333
[screaming]
484
00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:47,406
[maniacal laugh]
485
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,174
It's working! It's working!
[smashing]
486
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,537
PINKY: Ah!
BRAIN: No, wait!
487
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,213
I never put up the umbrella!
[smashing]
488
00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:56,882
[Brain screaming, Pinky laughing]
489
00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:59,432
Fine weather we're having!
490
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,221
[smash]
491
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:03,761
[wind stops]
492
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:06,184
♪
493
00:21:08,602 --> 00:21:10,442
It just goes to show you, Brain.
494
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:13,437
There are no small parts.
Only small packages.
495
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,030
No, wait. Good things come with tiny,
easy to swallow parts.
496
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,067
No, no, that's not it.
497
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:21,740
Come, Pinky. We must go back to the lab
to prepare for tomorrow night.
498
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:24,580
Why, Brain? What are we
going to do tomorrow night?
499
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,746
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
500
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:27,995
Try to take over the
501
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,746
[smash, cracking]
502
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,459
world...
[thud]
503
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,798
♪
504
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:37,295
[panting]
505
00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:41,426
See? I knew Jack and Rose
506
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,216
could have both made it.
507
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,310
♪
508
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,310
♪
509
00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:10,038
Good evening, and welcome to
510
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,998
Mathterpiece Theater.
511
00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:15,499
Tonight, a community torn apart by greed.
512
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,382
A forbidden love blossoms,
513
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:19,759
perhaps for the last time.
514
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:22,756
A meditation on capitalism, if you will.
515
00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:28,017
[coughing, hacking]
516
00:22:28,974 --> 00:22:33,274
A beach ball at the store usually costs
$5.50.
517
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:38,400
This week, the store sells the beach ball
for $3.25.
518
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:42,610
How much money will Carlos save
if he buys one beach ball?
519
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:45,822
♪
520
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:48,834
[zombie chatter, groaning]
521
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,000
[muffled wailing]
522
00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:55,963
I'm scared!
We're gonna be okay, baby.
523
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:59,089
Theythey look more worked
up than they really are.
524
00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:00,963
[smash]
[screaming]
525
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,974
[growling]
526
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:05,929
Carlos! Is that you?
527
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:08,506
[growls]
528
00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:11,351
Save yourself!
529
00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:12,680
Ah!
530
00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:15,154
[screaming]
531
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:19,573
[clattering, smashing]
532
00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:21,397
[squeaking]
533
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:23,242
[growl]
534
00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:24,987
♪
535
00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:27,988
[evil laughter]
[bones cracking]
536
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,660
[crackling]
537
00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:35,207
Carlos, please, get a hold of yourself!
538
00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:36,627
It's not worth it!
539
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,165
You're only saving
540
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:41,167
$2.25.
541
00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:43,011
[chalk scraping]
542
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:46,006
Oh, the humanity.
543
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,598
[glass shattering]
[screaming outside]
544
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,965
NARRATOR:
Next time, on Mathterpiece Theater...
545
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:53,983
♪
546
00:23:56,812 --> 00:24:00,112
I need six rubber bands
for each puppet I build,
547
00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:02,477
and I need to build seven puppets.
548
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:04,904
How many rubber bands will I need?
549
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:07,493
CREEPY VOICE [muffled]:
Six times seven is 42.
550
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:08,989
Ah! Who said that?
551
00:24:08,991 --> 00:24:11,291
♪ horror music ♪
552
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:17,329
♪
553
00:24:17,379 --> 00:24:21,929
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