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♪♪
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The average American consumes
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55 pounds of beef per year.
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And then there's Texas,
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where we can knock that off
in a couple of months.
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Maybe faster, if we're talking
about smoked brisket...
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♪♪
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Curiously,
the one cut of beef
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that Texans and Jews
agree upon.
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This is
really good, Meemaw.
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Really good?
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You're spitting the best
brisket in Texas
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all over the damn table.
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Close your mouth
when you eat.
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Or aim your face
the other way.
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Connie, one of these days,
you got to give me the recipe.
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You bet. For sure.
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One of these days.
Oh, come on.
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You can't hold on to it forever.
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Mean that much to you?
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Mary and I were dating
about a month
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when she brought me
home for dinner.
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I took one bite of this brisket,
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and I knew I loved
your daughter.
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Gee, thanks.
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Kind of like Sleeping Beauty,
except Dad kissed meat.
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I tell you what.
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You go get a...
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piece of paper and a pencil,
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I'll write it down for you.
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Okay. It's happening...
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♪♪
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That's the fastest
I've seen him run.
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It's the only time
I've seen him run.
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There you go.
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Okay.
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I might make it
this weekend.
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Or you could try
a vegetable.
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Vegetable?
That's funny.
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Okay.
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Now, this is for
your eyes only.
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You're not to share it
with anybody.
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I never... I would never.
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You're a horrible person.
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What'd it say?
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I want to know
what it said.
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Me, too.
Just eat.
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Can I read it?
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You are a horrible person.
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Ain't I?
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All right, that's enough
about the brisket.
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You kids excited for
the church picnic tomorrow?
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Not really.
I don't know.
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Oh, come on.
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You all saw the flier.
The three "F" s:
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food, fun and fellowship.
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And I'm bringing
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a big slab of my brisket.
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That's it.
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15 years in this family, and
all the time I've been nothing
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but a good,
supportive son-in-law.
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I always treated
your daughter right,
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I gave you three
beautiful grandchildren.
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Only thing I ever asked in
return was that damn recipe.
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You're right.
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Get another piece of paper.
I'll write it down.
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Don't mess with me, Connie.
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Get the paper before
I change my mind.
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You're gonna do it
to him again, aren't you?
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I kind of have to.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
Season 01 Episode 07
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Episode Title:
"A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run"
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George,
she was just fooling with you.
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No, no, she's mean.
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She got a black heart.
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She does not.
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Why do you
always side with her?
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Well, she is my mother.
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And there it is.
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There's the problem.
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You should be siding
with me.
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- Over brisket?
- It's not just brisket.
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It's the way she's been
treating me since day one.
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Like I'm some kind of
loser, a booby prize.
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- "Booby prize."
- What was that?
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Georgie, you mind
your own business.
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What did I do?
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What's going on?
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Mom and Dad are fighting.
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What about?
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Brisket.
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If they get a divorce,
who do you think
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you'll pick to live with?
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Well, Mom, of course.
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I want Mom. Pick again.
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♪♪
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I thought Dad was coming.
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No, he had work to do.
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- What kind of work?
- I don't know. Coaching stuff.
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Can't he do it
after the picnic?
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- No, Missy, he cannot.
- Why not?
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Enough.
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How come Georgie's
not going?
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He's grounded for eavesdropping
on me and your father.
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Well, I hope he learned
his lesson.
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Is this about the recipe?
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I bet he's mad 'cause
you always side with Meemaw.
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And how would you know that?
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Georgie told me.
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Are you and Dad
getting a divorce?
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'Course not.
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Well, if you do,
I want to live with you.
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Sheldon, no one's
getting a divorce.
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But thank you, honey.
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You know this
all goes away
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if you just give him your
recipe for the brisket.
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I know.
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And?
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I guess it's not going away.
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And I wasn't
eavesdropping.
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Don't worry about it.
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I just don't see why
I got grounded.
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What are you complaining about?
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You didn't want to go
to church picnic anyway.
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I like complaining.
I'm good at it.
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I'll be right back.
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Mind if I have
a sip of your beer?
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You mind if I dip your head
in the compost heap?
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You could have
just said no.
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♪♪
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What are you doing?
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Nothing!
Get out of here.
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You're looking for
her brisket recipe.
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All of a sudden you got smart?
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I said get out of here.
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I won't tell, I swear.
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All right, help me look.
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Ooh.
Found it?
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No, this is her French toast.
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You're not looking
for French toast.
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She does make it good, though.
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Did you know
she puts vanilla extract
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in her whipped cream?
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I did not.
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Quarter teaspoon.
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Georgie?
Yeah?
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We're looking for brisket!
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Cranky.
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We're home.
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Be cool.
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I'm cool. You be cool.
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Real cool.
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♪♪
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He thought I wrote it down.
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What a dope.
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Seltzer...
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hair tonic. Hair tonic.
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Need help putting the kids down?
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No, thank you, I've been
taking care of them all day.
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I think I can
finish the job.
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Oh, come on, don't do that.
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Don't do what?
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Never mind.
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Just so you know,
Sheldon and Missy won
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the three-legged race
because she told him
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a bee was chasing them,
and you missed it.
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I'm sorry, I-I just needed
a break from your mother.
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Yeah, well, you took a break
from your family.
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How long is this feud
between you two gonna go on?
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That's up to her.
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You are both such...
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stubborn...
donkey butts!
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Missy!
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Go to bed.
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You don't know it's me.
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Hey.
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What do you want?
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Don't be that way.
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I brought you a cold one.
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Thanks.
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I still don't like you.
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Would this change
your feelings?
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Is that it?
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The Holy Grail.
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What changed your mind?
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You not going
to the picnic today,
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that hurt Mary
and the twins.
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I cannot have that
on my heart.
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Is that so?
Absolutely.
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Look me in the eye
and tell me
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this is the actual recipe.
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George, what you have
in your hand
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is the exact
step-by-step instructions
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on how to make my brisket.
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I have never written it down
until tonight because...
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I was afraid
someone might steal it.
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But I'm entrusting
this to you,
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and I hope that someday,
when the time is right,
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you will see fit to share it
with one of your children.
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Connie, I don't
know what to say.
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Don't call me Connie.
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Call me Mom.
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Thanks, Mom.
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You're welcome, son.
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Mmm.
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♪♪
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What a dope.
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♪ What I want, you've got
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♪ And it might be
hard to handle ♪
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♪ But like the flame
that burns the candle... ♪
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The next morning,
my dad embarked
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on a doomed quest
to make the perfect brisket.
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Can I help you?
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Matter of fact, you can.
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♪ You pull them
all together... ♪
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I need 12 pounds of prime Angus
with a medium deckle,
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ideally slaughtered in the
spring, no later than mid-June.
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♪ You make my dreams
come true... ♪
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For the spice rub,
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Meemaw had him drive
to New Orleans
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to buy ground coffee
from Café Du Monde,
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and seven ounces of something
called "holy ghost root"
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from a voodoo woman
named Madam Laveau.
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♪ Yeah...
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Could you grind my root for me?
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I-I'm-a... I'm-a rub it
on brisket.
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Then back home,
he applied the spice rub
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with such erotic tenderness,
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it made my mother
a little jealous.
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♪ Well, you...
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Finally, the cooking began.
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♪ You make my dreams
come true... ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah,
I've been waiting for... ♪
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14 hours of cooking.
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And basting.
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♪ You make my dreams
come true... ♪
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And spritzing.
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♪ Me, you, me, you, me...
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And tending to the fire.
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♪ Oh, my, you make my dreams
come true... ♪
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Until it was finally time
to let the meat rest.
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♪ Waiting for, waiting for,
waiting for ♪
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♪ Waiting for,
waiting for, waiting for ♪
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♪ You make my dreams...
Oh...
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Rest, my darling.
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Rest.
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Mmm. This Café Du Monde coffee
is very good.
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They make it with chicory.
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And what does it do
to the brisket?
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Oh, I have no idea.
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Then why did you send George
all the way to New Orleans?
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Well, they don't sell this
around here.
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Mmm.
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Here we go.
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15 years and 14 hours later.
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Best brisket in Texas.
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Connie, you evil bitch!
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It's smoother
than regular coffee.
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That wasn't the recipe.
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You looked me in the eye,
and you lied to me.
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00:12:45,930 --> 00:12:47,064
Oh, Mom.
266
00:12:47,131 --> 00:12:49,591
You broke into my home
and tried to steal it.
267
00:12:49,649 --> 00:12:50,682
Oh, George.
268
00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:52,138
You told her we
went over there?
269
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:53,645
Oh, George Jr.
270
00:12:53,705 --> 00:12:55,513
I didn't say nothing.
I was cool.
271
00:12:55,571 --> 00:12:57,185
I am loving this.
272
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,212
I don't want this woman
in my house anymore.
273
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,216
She is my mother.
She is the devil.
274
00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:03,581
And what if the kids
want to see her?
275
00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:05,087
Fine.
276
00:13:05,145 --> 00:13:07,014
Schedule it
for when I'm not here.
277
00:13:07,185 --> 00:13:09,286
Or when I'm dead.
278
00:13:16,599 --> 00:13:18,801
And quit drinking my coffee.
279
00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:30,099
Turn off your train,
we've got to talk.
280
00:13:31,427 --> 00:13:32,680
About what?
281
00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:34,311
Mom is so upset
about Dad and Meemaw,
282
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:35,980
she might want a divorce.
283
00:13:36,047 --> 00:13:37,526
No one's getting divorced.
284
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:38,651
How do you know?
285
00:13:40,175 --> 00:13:41,886
Great, now I have
to throw that out.
286
00:13:41,953 --> 00:13:45,995
Mother-in-laws are always held
in low regard by the father.
287
00:13:46,237 --> 00:13:48,550
It rarely leads
to a breakup of the family.
288
00:13:48,608 --> 00:13:49,775
He's right.
289
00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:52,143
Fred and Wilma
are still happily married.
290
00:13:52,296 --> 00:13:54,131
I think if we can figure out
291
00:13:54,198 --> 00:13:56,233
a way for Dad to get
Meemaw's brisket recipe,
292
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,635
this all goes away.
293
00:13:57,702 --> 00:13:59,737
I don't see how
we can accomplish that.
294
00:14:01,105 --> 00:14:02,707
Put that down.
295
00:14:02,774 --> 00:14:03,975
That's not a toy.
296
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,109
Sure it is.
297
00:14:05,176 --> 00:14:06,711
Choo choo.
298
00:14:06,778 --> 00:14:08,557
Choo choo...
299
00:14:08,745 --> 00:14:11,348
Choo choo.
300
00:14:11,783 --> 00:14:14,051
Open wide, Moonpie.
301
00:14:14,118 --> 00:14:16,754
Here comes the choo choo train.
302
00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:18,255
Choo choo.
303
00:14:18,322 --> 00:14:20,791
Mmm. Isn't that good?
304
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:25,262
That's Meemaw's famous brisket.
305
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,471
Would you like
the secret recipe?
306
00:14:28,687 --> 00:14:31,089
You promise not to tell anybody?
307
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:34,271
Of course you're not gonna
tell anybody.
308
00:14:34,338 --> 00:14:37,675
I start with a tablespoon
of cumin,
309
00:14:37,941 --> 00:14:41,111
and then a cup
of brown sugar, and...
310
00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:42,880
I know the recipe.
311
00:14:42,947 --> 00:14:44,048
What?
312
00:14:44,115 --> 00:14:45,909
- She told it to me.
- When?
313
00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:48,476
February 14, 1982.
314
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:50,835
I was 23 months old,
it was Valentine's Day,
315
00:14:50,893 --> 00:14:52,815
and Mom and Dad
went out for dinner.
316
00:14:52,909 --> 00:14:54,959
You were there.
Don't you remember?
317
00:14:59,319 --> 00:15:00,940
I got nothing.
318
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,679
You can really remember
when you were that little?
319
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:04,979
Uh-huh. You were there, too.
320
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,967
You were still struggling
with potty training.
321
00:15:07,318 --> 00:15:08,532
I don't think so.
322
00:15:08,776 --> 00:15:11,909
Oh, yes. Meemaw used to call you
Mr. Soggy Pants.
323
00:15:11,967 --> 00:15:13,019
Nuh-uh.
324
00:15:13,077 --> 00:15:14,600
Mr. Soggy Pants.
325
00:15:14,658 --> 00:15:16,261
Quit it. This is serious.
326
00:15:16,319 --> 00:15:18,311
Sheldon, you've got
to tell Dad that recipe.
327
00:15:18,516 --> 00:15:21,038
But Meemaw told me
it was a secret.
328
00:15:21,096 --> 00:15:24,194
If you don't, and Mom and Dad
get a divorce, it's your fault.
329
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:26,638
All right.
330
00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:27,931
Fine.
331
00:15:29,193 --> 00:15:31,108
Good job, Soggy Pants.
332
00:15:33,913 --> 00:15:36,592
Dad, could you please
come into the living room?
333
00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:37,850
What for?
334
00:15:37,908 --> 00:15:39,308
My brain
did something impressive
335
00:15:39,366 --> 00:15:41,305
and I'd like to share it
with you.
336
00:15:42,606 --> 00:15:43,974
Hmm.
337
00:15:49,802 --> 00:15:51,108
What are you doing here?
338
00:15:51,249 --> 00:15:52,475
Same as you.
339
00:15:52,671 --> 00:15:54,561
I want to see
what his brain did.
340
00:15:54,659 --> 00:15:56,452
Please have a seat.
341
00:15:57,614 --> 00:15:59,498
All right.
342
00:16:02,235 --> 00:16:03,590
Well?
343
00:16:03,648 --> 00:16:05,905
I know Meemaw's brisket recipe.
344
00:16:05,963 --> 00:16:07,030
What?
345
00:16:07,088 --> 00:16:08,144
No, you don't.
346
00:16:08,202 --> 00:16:09,335
Yes, I do.
347
00:16:09,466 --> 00:16:11,936
And in order to bring peace
to this family,
348
00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:13,532
I'm prepared to make it public.
349
00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:14,611
You're bluffing.
350
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,086
One tablespoon of cumin,
351
00:16:16,174 --> 00:16:17,374
one cup of brown sugar,
352
00:16:17,441 --> 00:16:19,274
two tablespoons
of smoked paprika...
353
00:16:19,332 --> 00:16:20,352
Okay, okay, stop.
354
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:21,453
No, no, no. Keep going.
355
00:16:21,511 --> 00:16:23,211
How do you know
the recipe, Shelly?
356
00:16:23,376 --> 00:16:26,368
Meemaw told it to me
on Valentine's Day, 1982.
357
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,594
You were out with Dad
seeing Cannonball Run
358
00:16:28,652 --> 00:16:29,729
at the dollar theater.
359
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:32,323
That's impossible, you weren't
even two years old.
360
00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:34,158
Three tablespoons
of dried mustard,
361
00:16:34,225 --> 00:16:35,368
one cup of Lone Star beer...
362
00:16:35,426 --> 00:16:37,227
Okay.
363
00:16:38,243 --> 00:16:39,810
Okay.
364
00:16:40,017 --> 00:16:41,585
Go ahead.
365
00:16:42,004 --> 00:16:43,673
Give it to your father.
366
00:16:43,841 --> 00:16:45,675
I can write it down for you.
367
00:16:47,238 --> 00:16:48,939
That's okay,
I don't want it.
368
00:16:49,006 --> 00:16:51,086
You have got to be kidding me.
369
00:16:51,185 --> 00:16:52,653
Connie, you've had
every opportunity
370
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,221
to give me that recipe
and you never did,
371
00:16:54,278 --> 00:16:55,884
because you've always
treated me like an outsider.
372
00:16:55,941 --> 00:16:56,957
No, she has not.
373
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,235
Oh, of course I have.
374
00:16:58,293 --> 00:16:59,563
See? She admits it.
375
00:17:00,094 --> 00:17:01,518
Damn right, I do.
376
00:17:01,993 --> 00:17:04,680
Never thought you were good
enough for my daughter.
377
00:17:05,089 --> 00:17:07,766
There you were, riding around
on that dumb motorcycle,
378
00:17:07,824 --> 00:17:08,849
knocking her up.
379
00:17:08,907 --> 00:17:10,427
Why don't you kids
go in the kitchen
380
00:17:10,494 --> 00:17:11,821
and fix yourselves
some ice cream?
381
00:17:11,879 --> 00:17:13,938
I'm not going anywhere.
382
00:17:15,461 --> 00:17:18,078
Hey. I get it.
383
00:17:18,695 --> 00:17:19,844
I have a daughter.
384
00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:22,899
I wouldn't want her bringing
home someone like that.
385
00:17:24,203 --> 00:17:26,719
But I've come
a hell of a long way since then.
386
00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:32,828
Okay, you're right.
387
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,181
George.
388
00:17:40,179 --> 00:17:41,914
I'm sorry.
389
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:47,367
That means more to me
than any recipe.
390
00:17:48,878 --> 00:17:50,780
Come here.
391
00:17:53,302 --> 00:17:56,748
♪♪
392
00:17:57,318 --> 00:17:59,099
Don't let the hug fool you.
393
00:17:59,157 --> 00:18:02,498
The minute she went home,
he made me give him the recipe.
394
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,631
Here we go, maiden voyage.
395
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,959
Mmm, mmm.
396
00:18:12,017 --> 00:18:13,889
Hot damn.
397
00:18:14,436 --> 00:18:16,171
Hot damn.
398
00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:21,343
Hot damn!
399
00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:23,900
George! Language.
400
00:18:24,096 --> 00:18:25,213
Sheldon.
401
00:18:25,515 --> 00:18:26,954
Want some?
402
00:18:27,143 --> 00:18:29,463
Uh, no, thank you.
I'm not hungry.
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