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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,711 I knew you would come. 2 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:43,510 He's been calling for you, Angelo. 3 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:48,932 I came as soon as I could, Aunt Rose. How is he? 4 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:51,730 You came just in time. 5 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,416 It's all in God's hands now. 6 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,204 Eduardo, Angelo is here. 7 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,422 Pop, it's Angelo. 8 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,301 My son. 9 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,927 Pop, is there anything I can do for you? 10 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,017 Come closer. 11 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:34,230 Closer. You bum! 12 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,524 - Papa, what have I done? - Gangster! 13 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,530 You rob, you steal, you shoot people! 14 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,701 You bring shame in the family. 15 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:52,628 I'm sorry, Pa, but what can I do to make peace with you? 16 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:58,506 Now you want to make peace with your papa. 17 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:03,014 - You wanna me die happy. - Of course I do, Papa. 18 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,302 So now you want me die! 19 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,231 - Papa, no! - Angelo! Angelo! 20 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,234 Make me one promise. 21 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,112 You name it. Anything. It's done. 22 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,525 Swear in front of your family... 23 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,695 in front of Pablo Clemente, in front of Gesucristo... 24 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,407 - in front of Madonna- - What? 25 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,204 Swear you become honest man. 26 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,003 Give up the shameful life. 27 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,210 Well, Papa- 28 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,632 Yes, I-m-I'm-I'm here. What? 29 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,925 Promise. 30 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,181 All right, Papa. If that's what you want... 31 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:55,186 I'll go straight. 32 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,109 I promise. 33 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:06,034 Now I'm ready. 34 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,218 That's so you won't forget. 35 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,517 Bravo! 36 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,405 Read 'em and weep. 37 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,040 - Full house. - Jesus! I thought you was bluffin'. 38 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,203 Lower that! You'll wake the Boss. 39 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:31,209 All right, yous mugs, casino's closed. 40 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,004 Ace, get started on those melon balls. 41 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,427 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Shake a leg. 42 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:40,218 Today's the Boss's big day. Remember? 43 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:43,600 Yeah. The day Snaps Provolone goes straight. 44 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:48,484 The whole thing ain't kosher. Whoever heard of a banker named Snaps? 45 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,820 Buyin' into a bank? That's not Snaps. It's gotta be a dodge. 46 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:55,824 It's no dodge. Those bankers'll be here to cinch the deal at noon. 47 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:59,112 Oh, geez! I gotta check my muffins. 48 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:01,618 You sure this info's the McCoy, Five Spot? 49 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:06,495 Oh, it's-it's-it's the McCoy, Mr. Vendetti, and it- and it's big. 50 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:12,716 And it's gonna happen t-t-t-t-t-today. 51 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,798 I knew it. He's hookin' up with O'Banion's mob. 52 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,297 - Hold still, honey! - O'Banion! 53 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,720 Y-Y-Yeah, that-that- that's gotta be it. 54 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:25,016 I'm-I'm-I'm pretty s-s-sure I heard that name O'Ba-Ba-Ba- 55 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:29,020 - What does this stoolie know? - Look, I'm a paid informer! 56 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,020 Th-That's, that's an honorable profession. 57 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:37,029 Uh, can I have my, uh, five spot now, Mr. Vendetti? 58 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:42,113 - Give him a 20. - Oh, uh- 59 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:45,040 It's a retainer. Let me know if you hear anything. 60 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:48,498 I, uh, truth- 61 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:52,833 Th-Tha-Thank you, M-M-Mr. Vendetti. Thank you. 62 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,927 I told you things were too quiet. 63 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:00,632 - Provolone was just layin' low. - So what are we gonna do about Snaps? 64 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,933 We're gonna observe the 11 th Commandment. 65 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:06,012 "Do unto others before they do unto you." 66 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,815 I finished your nails. Is there anything else I can do, huh? 67 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,505 We'd have more excitement stakin' out Grant's tomb. 68 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,125 Thank God this detail ends today. 69 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:40,429 Toomey's sore as hell. He's been achin' to get something on Snaps for years. 70 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,510 So he's sore. What's he want from us? 71 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:46,602 I mean, the guy hasn't so much as spit on the sidewalk in three weeks. 72 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,597 - Toomey. - Toomey. 73 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,017 I got it last time. 74 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,740 - Hiya, Toomey. - I suppose you're gonna tell me... 75 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,610 that you got nothin' again on our boy across the street? 76 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,827 - So sue me, Toomey. - Well, look alive over there! 77 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:10,326 I hear he may be tyin' up with the O'Banion mob from Chicago. 78 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,719 Why don't you just give up the ghost, Toomey? I mean, maybe the egg's gone straight. 79 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,720 Look, I know this guy. 80 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,928 And I'm tellin' ya, a leopard don't change his stripes. 81 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,511 - You mean spots. - I mean Snaps! 82 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,222 Now, as soon as somethin' happens down there- 83 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,728 I don't care what- you call me. 84 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,817 - Get it? - Got it. 85 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,025 Say, take a gander. 86 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,208 I'm comin', I'm comin'. 87 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:58,715 Well, well, well. If it isn't little Anthony. 88 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,423 And his Imperial. 89 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,721 - I've gotta see Mr. Provolone. - What? Hey! 90 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,426 Shut that thing off! 91 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:14,230 I said I gotta see Mr. Provolone right away. 92 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:18,232 I don't remember seein' you in my appointment book, Anthony. 93 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:22,106 Nope. Now, I got the Finucci brothers at 9:30... 94 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:26,198 Dr Poole at 10:30, Father Clemente at 11:00 and the bankers at noon. 95 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,961 But I don't see no meetin' with his accountant! 96 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,533 Look, Aldo, don't screw around with me. This is urgent. 97 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,206 The Boss don't get up before 9:00 a.m. 98 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,718 - Even the feds know that. - I'll take the heat. 99 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,040 You'll take the heat? I'm the one what's gotta wake him. 100 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,922 Tell him it's a matter of life and death. 101 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:47,424 Okay, okay. But he ain't gonna like this. 102 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,303 Wait in the living room. 103 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,816 How do you like the crust on that mug? Throws off my whole itinerary. 104 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,451 - Where do you think you're goin'? - I gotta wake him. 105 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,910 He doesn't wanna be disrupted. He needs his beauty sleep for those bankers. 106 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,337 It's urgent. Keep me covered. 107 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,802 - This better be good. - I warned him, Boss. 108 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,806 Anthony told me it was life and death, Boss. 109 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,815 You mugs stop callin' me Boss. It ain't respectable! 110 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,605 - Sorry, Boss. - Sorry, Boss. 111 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:53,205 Well, little Anthony. Probation and Wall Street lay another egg, what? 112 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,492 Can I talk to you alone, Mr. Provolone? 113 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,211 We are alone. Aldo, breakfast. 114 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,900 - Half a grapefruit? - Sectioned, nix the cherry in the middle. 115 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,084 - French toast? - Light brown. 116 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,343 - Bacon? - Trim the fat. 117 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,510 - Coffee? - No cream. 118 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:06,803 - Two lumps? - Go. 119 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,969 - On its way, Snaps. - Uh, it's "Mr. Provolone" now. 120 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,285 If you call me that in front of the bankers, you're gonna gum up the works. 121 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,426 - Yes, Mr. Provolone. - And I'll eat in the yard- 122 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,098 - I mean atrium. - Yes, Mr. Provolone. 123 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:19,602 Whatever you say, Mr. Provolone. 124 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:23,026 - You know what "atrium" means, Anthony? - No, sir. 125 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,815 It's a courtyard oft-times surrounded by columns. 126 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,821 Thank you, sir. I didn't know that, sir. 127 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,030 Park it, Anthony. 128 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:39,417 I learn a new word every day. You should expand your vocabulary, Anthony... 129 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,003 - and you wouldn't just be a bookkeeper. - Accountant, sir. 130 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:48,423 My word for today is "expeditious." 131 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,634 "To be efficient and speedy." 132 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,684 All right, Anthony, let's be expeditious. What's so important you got me up at 8:00? 133 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:59,017 Well, Mr. Provolone, with all due respect... 134 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,433 I've come to ask you for a raise. 135 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,678 Maybe my hearing ain't 20/20 no more. What did he just ask me? 136 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,115 - He asked you for a raise. - That's what I thought. 137 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,700 - Are you crazy? - When you hear why- 138 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,610 - You believe this guy's moxie? - He's got chutzpah, Boss. 139 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,315 - Don't call me Boss. - Sorry, Boss. 140 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,902 - I know this wasn't the best day, sir. - You're telling me? 141 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,256 - If everything goes well today- - Knock on wood. 142 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,210 - I'll be a board of director. - I know that. 143 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:29,426 And I wouldn't bother you, but love makes us do strange things. 144 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,421 What's love got to do with the price of beer? 145 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,725 Breakfast is "soived." 146 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,305 "Served," you palooka. 147 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,104 I'm signing you up for elocution lessons with Dr Poole. 148 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,728 If I gotta do it, you gotta do it. 149 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,605 All of a sudden, he's the Duke of Ellington. 150 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:50,314 Don't forget, you got a meetin' with the Finucci brothers at 9:30. 151 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,529 Yeah, yeah. Come on, kid. I wanna sit on my atrium. 152 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,118 Not bad for a kid from the slums. 153 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,122 My wife picks all this out. She's got an eye. 154 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:07,122 So, who is the dame that's got me up at 8:43? 155 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,333 Excuse me, sir? 156 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,294 You said you were in love. I assume it's a dame. 157 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,927 Oh, she's a wonderful girl from a fine, wealthy family. 158 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:20,720 - And I'm gonna propose to her this morning. - Ah, ain't love grand? 159 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,524 Well, you got my blessings. Congratulations to you and your new bride. 160 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:30,529 But I can't marry her. Not unless I can give her the kind of life that her parents did. 161 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,031 Well, dump her. She sounds like a gold-digger. 162 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,526 Oh, no, no, sir. She's just the opposite. 163 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,029 Very kind and sweet and down-to-earth. 164 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:42,825 Well, I can see this dame's got you wrapped around her little finger, huh? 165 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,333 - Okay, how much you makin'? - Four hundred a month. 166 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,711 - How much do you want to be makin'? - Fourteen hundred a month. 167 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,302 You can take a few minutes to think it over. 168 00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,934 I have thought it over. Get the hell off my atrium! 169 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,436 If big Anthony were alive to hear this! 170 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,933 On the grave of my father, I never wanted to upset you. 171 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:11,402 But you have no idea how tough it is for two young people starting out these days. 172 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:15,612 As I was saying last night to Mr. Lipinsky. 173 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,986 - Lipinsky? - Yes. Mr. Myron Lipinsky. 174 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,706 Lucky Lipinsky the gangster? How can you associate with such a lowlife? 175 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,226 He's looking for a new accountant. His last one died in his sleep. 176 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,107 Oh, you don't think that bum would shoot him while he was awake, do you? 177 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,123 - The cheap hood. - He's not that cheap, sir. 178 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,627 Mr. Lipinsky is willing to pay me the 1,400 a month. 179 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,011 Oh, that back-stabbing weasel. 180 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,929 He'd love to get his meat hooks into one of my boys. 181 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:45,100 All right, I'll pay 1,200. 182 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:49,308 Oh, Mr. Provolone, I am touched by your faith in me. 183 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:54,233 I should have this mug in collections. He's not an accountant. He's a shakedown artist. 184 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:59,531 - Now I can count on this 1,200 a month? - Yeah, you got it. Go. Go propose. 185 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,831 Mr. Provolone, it is my honor... 186 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,333 to ask for your daughter's hand in matrimony. 187 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,794 - Pardon me? - Yes. Your daughter is the one I love. 188 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:23,138 My daughter! How do you know my daughter? 189 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,436 - We met at Club 33. - In a speakeasy? 190 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,018 It's a very respectable speakeasy. 191 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,289 Couldn't even pick one that bought my beer! 192 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,528 Boss, boss, get a hold of yourself. Let me take care of him. 193 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:40,609 Are you still packin'? Fork it over. 194 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,829 Fork! 195 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:47,621 We're not in that business any more. At noon we become bankers. 196 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,415 Can I get up now, Mr. Provolone? 197 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,221 - Sorry I lost my temper. - No problem. 198 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:10,814 It is with the greatest humility that I ask to marry your daughter. 199 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,896 On a lousy 1,200 a month? She deserves better! 200 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,736 Yes, she deserves a husband who makes 1,400. 201 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:20,399 She'll get one, and it won't be you. 202 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,705 - Connie, bring me a brioski. - That's Aldo's job. 203 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,137 - Well, then get Aldo to do it. - Yes, Boss. 204 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,919 - Don't call me Boss. - Sorry, Boss. 205 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:37,341 And as for you, you think I'm gonna let you marry my daughter for her money? 206 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,427 Oh, Mr. Provolone... 207 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,540 I don't love your daughter for her money, and I can prove it. 208 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,809 - Yeah? How? - When I marry her... 209 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,641 - I plan to give her my entire fortune. - How much can a goombah like you have? 210 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,525 $48,642.30. 211 00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,529 How did you save 50 grand on 400 a month? 212 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,403 - I stole it from you. - You what? 213 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,533 You walk into my house and tell me you stole 50 Gs from me! 214 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,995 This gink! You want I should bump him? 215 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,419 Give me that gat, Aldo. You know what I told you. 216 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,628 You're a butler now. Buttle! 217 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,659 - That piece has been in the family for years! - Quit squawkin'. 218 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,510 - Now, I'm waitin' for an explanation. - Maybe I should start from the beginning. 219 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,492 - Just start from when you stole my money. - When I first took over... 220 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,104 as your accountant, your books were a mess. 221 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,817 They don't sound like they're in no great shape now. Damn it. Double negative. 222 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,607 Your overhead was high, and your net profits were low. 223 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:48,195 - I changed all that. - And I sent you a fruit basket for Christmas, didn't I? 224 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,451 I took all the profits from your protection rackets... 225 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:55,206 and used them to upgrade your bootlegging operation. 226 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,730 And that allowed me to cut the costs on your beer a dime a bottle. 227 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:02,253 - Sure, you were fattening me up for the kill. - Then a strange thing happened. 228 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,921 - I made a slight clerical error. - Is that the one that cost me $50,000? 229 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,299 - Don't get ahead of the story. - Well, excuse me! 230 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,014 It was a simple mistake in addition. 231 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,723 On the books, I accidentally lowered your costs by a nickel instead of a dime. 232 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,818 Now, when I realized my mistake, I went to speak to you about it. 233 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,900 - I don't remember that. - You were in Chicago. 234 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,324 - It was St Valentine's Day. - Oh, yeah. 235 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,326 Zip it. 236 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:37,919 I remember it was St Valentine's Day because that's the day I met your daughter. 237 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,501 The Vendetti's speakeasy. I'll kill her. 238 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,004 It was love at first sight. 239 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,596 And that's when I turned that five-cent error into the key to my happiness. 240 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,927 I hid it on the books and beefed up petty cash. 241 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,226 And I knew that a big man like Angelo Provolone... 242 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,930 wouldn't begrudge his future son-in-law a nickel... 243 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,599 which I plan to give to your daughter anyway. 244 00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,022 Oh, this guy is beautiful. 245 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:04,901 He flatters you to your face while he sticks a knife in your back. 246 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,028 I'm not proud of what I've done, Mr. Provolone. 247 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,536 But I'd do it all over again to capture your daughter's heart. 248 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,288 - You really love her that much, huh? - Oh, yes, sir. 249 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,350 - Does she know about this stuff you've been doing here? - No, sir. 250 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,919 - Does she love you? - Oh, yes. I'm sure of that. 251 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:26,297 - In fact, she's even given me proof. - Proof? What proof? 252 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:30,013 - Aldo! - What are you callin' him for? 253 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,928 - I think you're gonna need some more bicarbonate. - Why? 254 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,727 Keep in mind, Mr. Provolone, this is 1931. 255 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,725 We're all sophisticated adults here, right? 256 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,400 - This doesn't bode well. - Your daughter and I are lovers. 257 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,900 What? My daughter? 258 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,524 - Pop this guy! - Wait, Boss. 259 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,197 We can't have a stiff in the house with company comin'. 260 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:56,532 He's right. It ain't proper. 261 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,413 The last thing I ever wanted to do was upset you. 262 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,496 Why should I be upset? You wake me up in the morning... 263 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:05,772 and tell me you're stealing my money and sleeping with my daughter! 264 00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,293 You guys see anything to be upset about? 265 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,929 You're lucky you didn't upset me today. 266 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:14,193 If you didn't upset me like this yesterday... 267 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,305 you'd be wearing a cement kimono! 268 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,218 - You don't have to give me your answer right now. - Good! 269 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:22,436 'Cause I want to talk to my sweet little girl first, Anthony. 270 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:36,405 You two have a pleasant father-daughter chat, I'll take a walk around the block... 271 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,655 and you could give me your answer when you get back, Dad. 272 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,992 Don't you call me Dad. 273 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,620 - Say, Boss. - And don't you call me Boss. 274 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,376 Sorry, Boss. 275 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,376 Let me show you the door. There's the door! 276 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:57,304 He's leavin' the house. Make a note. 277 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:08,024 - Can I speak to you a minute, Mr. Provolone? - No. 278 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,996 Lisa! Lisa? 279 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,703 Then she came Why, it's a shame 280 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,209 - Lisa! - How she pulled him down 281 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,298 Others she can't get 282 00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:31,714 - Must be someone that she ain't met - Lisa! 283 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:34,008 Georgia claimed her Georgia named her 284 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,723 - Sweet Georgia - Lisa, I'm waiting! 285 00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:40,094 - They call her Sweet Georgia Brown - Lisa! 286 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,307 Lisa! 287 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,527 So now you're locking your door? 288 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:53,275 A girl needs her privacy, Daddy. I'm a grown woman now. 289 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:56,117 - So I heard. - What's that supposed to mean? 290 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:59,408 Don't be coy with me! I know all about your boyfriend. 291 00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:01,831 Or should I say lover? 292 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,000 - You know? - Yes. 293 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,120 And you've brought nothing but shame to this family. 294 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,204 Daddy, you have to realize I'm not a little girl any more. 295 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:11,920 Look. 296 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,420 Put that away! I'm your father! 297 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:20,429 Say, how'd you find out about us, anyway? 298 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,811 The mug was just here askin' me for your hand in marriage. 299 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:30,815 - What are you cryin' for? - Because I'm so happy. 300 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:34,322 - I thought he left me for good. - You should be so lucky. 301 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:39,495 - Don't say that about the man I'm gonna marry! - You're not gonna marry that monkey! 302 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:42,296 You're gonna marry the man I picked out for you... Bruce Underwood III. 303 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:44,616 I don't wanna marry Bruce Underwood. 304 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,622 He's a snob, and he's got pimples. 305 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:52,002 - A couple of dates with you, and that'll clear up. - Go ahead, insult me. 306 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:06,600 Your mother and I send you to the finest Catholic schools. 307 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:09,808 And look at you! A disgrace. 308 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,683 You look like you just stepped off the runway at Minsky's. 309 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:14,737 I'm a modern '30s woman. 310 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:17,316 It's the music you kids listen to today. 311 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:20,027 Bing Crosby, Cab Calloway! 312 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:23,101 Don't think I haven't heard the lyrics to "Minnie the Moocher." 313 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:26,416 Oh, I am so stifled in this house. 314 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:30,204 I wanna swim the English Channel. I wanna go shopping in Paris. 315 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:33,123 I wanna lay on the beach in Honolulu. 316 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:36,505 Do whatever you want! Just don't leave this room. 317 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,011 The Finuccis is here. 318 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:57,610 Connie, watch this door. She's not goin' nowhere. 319 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:07,908 Finuccis. 320 00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:12,830 - Is that my suit? - It's not just a suit. 321 00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:15,836 - It's a Finucci. - Took you long enough. 322 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,918 You want it fast or you want it good? 323 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:21,921 We no rush. You no rush Michelangelo. You no rush Leonardo. 324 00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:25,099 - You no rush a Finucci. - That's my speech. 325 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:27,518 Who say it's your speech? 326 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:37,020 Enough! Move it into the library. 327 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,529 Stairs. 328 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:52,999 Oh, look at all of the books. I never see so many. 329 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,914 Yeah, yeah. Reading's my passion. 330 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,501 Signor Provolone, this is our last house call. 331 00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,011 'Cause now we famous. 332 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,005 - Famous? - Oh, sure. 333 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,956 One of our suits, she make a big spread in the Herald Tribune. 334 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,727 Show him the picture. Show him the picture. 335 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,109 Nice piece of work. Suit looks good too. 336 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,897 His widow, she want a new suit to bury him. 337 00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:24,906 I say, when he pay for the first, he get another. 338 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,996 Nice color, huh? 339 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:34,502 Feel this. This nice. 340 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,501 Like a baby's behind. 341 00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:43,799 Well, let's see if it fits. I got till noon to look like a banker. 342 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,215 Oh, we make you look like a banker. Take off your pants. 343 00:28:57,319 --> 00:29:01,814 Four million unemployed. It's enough to break your heart, isn't it, gentlemen? 344 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:05,817 Yes. We could be forced to lower our interest rates once again. 345 00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,699 Damn shame. 346 00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:11,291 One can't even walk from the office to the club... 347 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:14,329 without being pestered by some homeless beggar. 348 00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:17,329 Excuse me. I meant "forgotten man." 349 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:20,336 Drastic times call for drastic measures. 350 00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:23,126 Which brings me to our present meeting, gentlemen. 351 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:25,011 Please. My stomach. 352 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:27,225 Whitney, I wish you'd be a little more receptive- 353 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:30,015 Are we in such dire straits that we want the name... 354 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:33,724 Angelo "Snaps" Provolone on our letterhead? 355 00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:38,392 His name won't be on our letterhead. But his money will be in our vaults. 356 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:43,112 But, gentlemen, bringing a gangster on the board? 357 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:48,322 Ex-gangster. Or as I prefer to think of him, a robber baron. 358 00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:52,913 Like J.P. Morgan or John D. Rockefeller. 359 00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:56,410 At least they didn't have a middle name in quotes. 360 00:29:58,338 --> 00:30:00,421 Let me handle Mr. Provolone. 361 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,297 I may have to take this greaseball's money, but I don't have to like it. 362 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:10,222 Oh, Nora, I have so many dreams. 363 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:13,809 I wanna ride on a zeppelin... 364 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,726 attend a Rudy Vallee show. 365 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:20,024 I wanna go to an opium tent in Chinatown. 366 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:23,023 You'll be doin' all these things, Lisa. 367 00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:25,776 - No! My life is over. - You'll see. 368 00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:29,048 Marrying my boyfriend was my last chance to get out of this prison. 369 00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:33,037 Well, as prisons go, it's not so bad. 370 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:39,502 You know, I went to this play once. 371 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,212 You went to a play? What did you wear? 372 00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:44,628 Never mind. There was a scene where a girl... 373 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:48,006 made her parents think she was pregnant... 374 00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:52,139 and they were forced to let her marry her boyfriend. 375 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:56,719 But if I told Daddy I was pregnant, he'd kill me. 376 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:02,229 Either way, you'd get out of this house. 377 00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:09,528 I'll give you a nice banker tie to go with the banker suit. 378 00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:14,825 - Pick one. - Too loud, too quiet... 379 00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:18,032 too striped, too plaid, bingo. 380 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,204 Mr. Provolone! 381 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:24,719 What is it? I'm in the middle of a fittin' here. 382 00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:28,210 - Mr. Provolone, your daughter wants to see ya. - What, again? 383 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:30,716 She says it's a matter of life and death. 384 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:38,599 - Now what do you want? - Daddy, dear... 385 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:42,526 there's something I've gotta tell you that's gonna give you quite a shock. 386 00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:49,906 Daddy, I've decided to go away to a convent. 387 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:53,610 Now you wanna be a nun! Well, you're a little late. 388 00:31:55,330 --> 00:32:00,667 No, Daddy. Convents are also where unwed mothers go to have their babies. 389 00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:03,624 What? 390 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,332 You all right, Boss? 391 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:09,716 I thought I took this rod away from you. 392 00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:12,886 It's my spare. For emergencies. 393 00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,430 Give it to me. 394 00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:25,020 Everything. 395 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,120 Is that it? 396 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:31,921 It's like disarming Germany. Now, get outta here! 397 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:41,930 I should use this on myself after what you've done to me and your mother. 398 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,729 - The shame of it! - I'm sorry, Daddy. 399 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,812 I'll start packing and go to the convent. 400 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:51,964 You're not going to any convent! You're gonna marry this bum... 401 00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:56,107 - just as soon as I get my hands on him. - Oh, Daddy, you changed your mind! 402 00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:59,910 What choice have I got, you tramp? 403 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:05,413 And after the wedding, you'll move into a nice ground-floor apartment. 404 00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:09,416 - Why a ground-floor apartment? - 'Cause after I break his legs... 405 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:12,628 he's not gonna make it up any steps. 406 00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:20,802 - Interesting. - There's a dame at the door. 407 00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:22,808 Can't you see I'm busy? Brush her off. 408 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:24,309 - I can't. - Why not? 409 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,220 - Because the dame says- - I know. 410 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,098 It's a matter of life and death. 411 00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,107 - What can I do for you, Miss- - Theresa. 412 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:40,325 - Theresa. - Can we speak privately? 413 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:43,324 Yeah, sure. Why don't you come up to my office? 414 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:51,708 If Dempsey got the workout I'm getting, he wouldn't have lost his last flight. 415 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,016 Mr. Provolone, I've done a stupid thing. 416 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:12,226 - What's that? - I've fallen in love with a man named Anthony Rossano. 417 00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:15,899 You're right, that's a stupid thing. He's already spoken for. 418 00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:19,528 - By who? - By me. 419 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:23,403 - What do you mean? - Anthony just asked to marry my daughter. 420 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,925 - He was here already? - Yes. But you're young. Don't worry about it. 421 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:31,411 You're attractive. The bread lines are full of eligible young men. Now, if you'll excuse me. 422 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:34,080 No, you don't understand, Mr. Provolone. 423 00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:37,003 I lied to Anthony. 424 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:40,504 - I told him that I was your daughter. - You did what? 425 00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:43,297 He thinks you're my father. 426 00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:46,773 So, you see, when he asked for permission to marry, it was me he wanted. 427 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:50,513 That means he never even met my daughter. That's wonderful! 428 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:54,892 No, wait. That's terrible. If he never met her, then who's the father? 429 00:35:55,904 --> 00:35:58,185 Listen, of all the guys in the world, why did you pick me? 430 00:35:58,615 --> 00:36:01,528 Because I wanted Anthony to think that I came from a wealthy family. 431 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:06,029 - After all, he makes 1,400 a month. - It's 1,200 a month! 432 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,908 When he asked my name, I had just seen your picture in the Daily News. 433 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:13,327 - So I told him I was Theresa Provolone. - That makes sense. 434 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:16,210 I didn't find out until later that you were a gangst- 435 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:22,130 - I mean, that you were who you were. - Then why didn't you tell him the truth? 436 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,222 Because he liked the idea that I was your daughter. 437 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,934 - I just found out that he worked for you. - It's more like he works for himself. 438 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:33,598 So you see, Mr. Provolone, I don't want Anthony to find out the truth from anyone else. 439 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:37,818 Yeah, if he does, I'm out 50,000 clams. Think, think, think. All right, I got it! 440 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:41,902 Now, I won't tell him you're not my daughter, but you gotta do something for me. 441 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,530 - Oh, anything, Mr. Provolone. - Don't leave this room... 442 00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:48,905 until I settle a small matter with Mr. Rossano. 443 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,331 I'll wait right here. I promise. 444 00:36:54,421 --> 00:36:56,504 Connie, keep your eye on my office... 445 00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:58,998 and make sure my daughter don't go nowhere, huh? 446 00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:02,189 How'd she get in there? I've been watchin' this door the whole time. 447 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:06,305 - Not Lisa. Theresa! - You got two daughters? 448 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:10,510 All right, in the third, I want $40 across the board on High Hat. 449 00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:14,101 That's right, $40 worth of parsley. 450 00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:17,541 - We're running a little low on garnish. - Aldo, that kid Anthony? 451 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:20,189 - He left. - I know he left. Get him back here. 452 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:24,028 - He said he was takin' a walk around the block. - I can't. I'm smokin' a salmon. 453 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:28,027 Put it out, get Anthony and stash him somewhere. 454 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,200 But not in my office. 455 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:35,000 Look at you, Snaps. One day of bein' honest, and you're fallin' apart. 456 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,207 Forget about the promise to your old man. 457 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,336 A promise is a promise. 458 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:53,594 Mr. Provolone! Can I speak to ya now? 459 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,722 Not now! 460 00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:01,610 Finuccis! 461 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:06,615 - Angelo! - As you were. 462 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,204 Angelo! 463 00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:21,998 Sofia, honey. You're the first person I've wanted to see today. 464 00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:26,419 This is the last time- 465 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:29,485 absolutely the last time I drive with that crazy chauffeur of yours! 466 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,981 - Johnny Elbows? - He dropped me off at Mass... 467 00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:35,479 - and stayed out front with the motor running! - Ah, it's a force of habit. 468 00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:38,597 You had to fire Oscar! He was a real chauffeur! 469 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,809 Forget about Oscar. We got more important things to talk about. 470 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:45,237 What's the matter? Jesus, Mary and Joseph! 471 00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:49,699 My baby! 472 00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:55,990 My little baby. 473 00:38:58,294 --> 00:39:00,126 Your father just told me. 474 00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,497 Mama. I'm sorry, Mama. 475 00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:06,796 Oh, it's not your fault. 476 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:11,927 - It's his fault! - My fault? 477 00:39:12,809 --> 00:39:15,096 Yes! You suffocated her! 478 00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:18,600 You kept me prisoner up here like Rapunzel! 479 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:22,729 - Well, you certainly ain't Snow White! - Look at the example you've set. 480 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:25,815 Filling the house with thugs, goons and hit men! 481 00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:28,886 All right, well, sometimes I had to bring my work home with me. 482 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:33,698 Who did this thing to you? Tell Mama. 483 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,701 Daddy knows. He met with him this morning. 484 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,409 Well, who is it? 485 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:44,213 Better you hear it from your own daughter's lips. 486 00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:46,499 It's Oscar. 487 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:48,792 - The chauffeur! - The chauffeur! 488 00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:52,513 - Why you actin' so surprised? You knew. - Of course I knew! 489 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,800 I just had no idea. Be right back. 490 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,096 There you are. 491 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:05,317 - I found him. - We gotta talk. 492 00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:14,698 Angelo, we've gotta talk. Oh, I didn't know you were busy. 493 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,913 You must be Mrs Provolone. What an honor. 494 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,624 Sofia, little Anthony, my accountant. 495 00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:24,090 And future son-in-law. I've just asked permission to marry your daughter. 496 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,129 Lisa? 497 00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,924 No, dear, not Lisa. The other one. 498 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:32,799 - What other one? - You know. The other one. 499 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:37,724 The other one that's not Lisa. Why don't you go check on the girls, dear? 500 00:40:44,025 --> 00:40:47,518 - I didn't know you had two daughters. - Yeah, this house is full of surprises today. 501 00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:50,896 Look, Anthony, I don't know if you noticed... 502 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:53,607 but my wife was a little cool to you. 503 00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:56,194 I did notice. Is there anything wrong? 504 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:59,412 - Yeah, she thinks you're a fortune hunter. - Oh, no! 505 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:04,331 Nothing could be further from the truth! How can I convince your wife of my good intentions? 506 00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:08,004 Easy. You know that 50 Gs you chiseled from me? 507 00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:10,903 And plan to give to your daughter after we're married. 508 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:14,637 Well, give it to her before you're married. Write out a cheque. 509 00:41:15,515 --> 00:41:18,633 That way, my wife will know you're not marrying Lisa just for her money. 510 00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:22,839 - Theresa. - Yeah, yeah. I'm always gettin' these two kids mixed up. Here, sit down. 511 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:28,392 - There's a little problem. - No ink? 512 00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:31,020 I didn't want to put the money in a bank. 513 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:34,106 You know what kind of shape they're in these days. 514 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,746 I converted it to precious stones- diamonds, emeralds, that kind of thing. 515 00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:41,121 That's the perfect wedding gift. You know how women love jewels. 516 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,825 I'll go get it right now. 517 00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:46,819 Anthony, if you want, I could have one of my boys escort you. 518 00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:49,293 - After all, that's a lot of ice. - No, don't bother. 519 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:52,716 - I'll be right back, Dad. - I'll be waitin', son. 520 00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,714 You miserable little punk. 521 00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:14,026 - Aldo, where's that chauffeur? - Johnny's out waxin' the Caddy. 522 00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:17,194 - Not that lug. The other one... Oscar. - You fired him. 523 00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:22,488 - I know I fired him. Where does he live? - How should I know where Oscar lives? 524 00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:24,727 - I know where he lives. - Yeah? Where? 525 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:28,277 - South Side. - All right. You take a ride out there with Johnny Elbows and grab him! 526 00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:32,206 - Only he don't live there no more. - Where does he live now? 527 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:35,937 He joined the army for a six-year hitch, and they shipped him abroad. 528 00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:38,749 It seems he was in love with some skirt. Never told us who. 529 00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:41,827 But they broke up because her father was a real pain in the ass. 530 00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:44,594 - Oh, is that so? - Oh, yeah. 531 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:48,349 As much as he loved her, he couldn't bear havin' this creep as a father-in-law. 532 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,103 Don't you ever shut up? 533 00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,231 What'd I say? 534 00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:05,330 - I have got to talk to you, Mr. Provolone. - Later! 535 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,500 Mr. Provolone, I'm leavin' you to go to the Underwoods. 536 00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:11,829 Underwoods! You're goin' to work for Bruce? 537 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,212 - I'm marryin' Bruce. - You're marryin' Bruce? 538 00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:19,011 I found him first! I mean for my daughter. 539 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:21,722 We met the day he called on Lisa. 540 00:43:23,810 --> 00:43:25,597 It was love at first sight. 541 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:28,596 Congratulations. You're fired! 542 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:34,522 You can't fire me. I quit! 543 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:38,822 Try gettin' a reference out of me, sister! 544 00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:42,610 Great. A maid gets a millionaire, my daughter gets a chauffeur. 545 00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:47,577 Better tell Toomey to hightail it over here. 546 00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:51,581 You got it too tight! Eh, I make it more loose. 547 00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:55,126 Shut up your face, Mussolini. 548 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,799 Come on, you guys. I'm runnin' out of time. 549 00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:02,296 Angelo, can I talk to you alone? 550 00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:05,799 Never mind them. They only hear in Italian. 551 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:14,103 - I just came from Lisa's bedroom. - You and everybody else. 552 00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:18,320 Angelo, our daughter is disgraced before the eyes of God. 553 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,027 You have to find Oscar! 554 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,609 Oscar's been scratched. He jumped the country. 555 00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:26,115 But the baby needs a father! 556 00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:28,914 The baby's got a father. What we need is a husband. 557 00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:32,333 A husband, a husband. Where will we find a husband? 558 00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:40,004 No look at us. We already married. 559 00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:42,908 - Si, we married real good. - I got ten bambinos. He got eight. 560 00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:44,783 - You no got ten bambinos. - I got ten bambinos. 561 00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:46,727 - No. Who? - I got Anna Maria, I got Salvatore... 562 00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:49,750 I got Fabrizio, I got Antonio, I got Mario, I got big Luigi... 563 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:52,617 I got little Luigi, I got Luigi Jr, I got Guiseppe and I got Figaro. 564 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:55,023 Figaro no yours. Figaro come from the milkman. 565 00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:58,523 - He make a joke. - Did I ask for the Finucci roll call? 566 00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:07,403 What about that boy who was here before? Didn't he want to marry our daughter? 567 00:45:08,331 --> 00:45:10,118 Yeah, but not Lisa. The other one. 568 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:13,496 - What other one? - The other one that's not Lisa! 569 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:16,624 We don't have a daughter that's not Lisa! 570 00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:20,128 Sofia, you think I don't know that? 571 00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:23,923 I have no idea what you're talking about. 572 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:28,306 But if you love me, if you ever loved me... 573 00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:32,018 you'll find my little girl a husband! 574 00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:50,328 He's back again, for the third time... 575 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,123 and now he's got a little black bag. 576 00:45:53,626 --> 00:45:57,495 Break out the Java and the sinkers, boys. I think I'll stick around. 577 00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:04,350 Make sure the stripes are straight as an arrow. 578 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,507 Here he is, back by popular request. 579 00:46:07,807 --> 00:46:09,719 Finuccis, out. 580 00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:22,811 So, Mr. Provolone, do I have permission to marry your daughter now? 581 00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:36,826 - My son. - Oh, Mr. Provolone. 582 00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:40,120 - You've made me so happy. - Where are you goin'? 583 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:46,001 - To tell Theresa the wonderful news. - Not so fast. 584 00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:48,428 I've got some wonderful news for you. 585 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,046 What could be more wonderful than marrying your daughter? 586 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:52,800 Havin' her baby. 587 00:46:56,022 --> 00:46:58,309 - Theresa's pregnant? - Theresa's pregnant! 588 00:46:59,025 --> 00:47:01,233 - Who's Theresa? - My daughter, you sap! 589 00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:04,398 I've gotta see her. 590 00:47:07,116 --> 00:47:09,199 Life. You know, life's a funny thing. 591 00:47:09,785 --> 00:47:12,027 You're here one minute, gone the next. 592 00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:15,409 - Ain't that the truth? - Now, you take Louie "The Lug" McGurk. 593 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:19,918 - He died tragically at 25. - I'm 25. What happened? 594 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:23,245 - Somebody stepped on his fingers. - And that killed him? 595 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,981 He was hangin' from a window ledge at the Edison Hotel at the time. 596 00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:29,427 The point is, son, The Lug didn't plan ahead, and the government got everything. 597 00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:32,305 - Poor guy. - Poor widow, Mrs. The Lug. 598 00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:36,097 - Now she's selling apples. Makes you think. - Sure does. 599 00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:40,221 Now, what if somethin' were to happen to you? Where would that leave my daughter? 600 00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:44,525 You're right. First thing tomorrow, I'll get a lawyer and put it in writing. 601 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:48,738 Son, we're family now. We don't need any lawyers. 602 00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:54,199 Here, just write what I say. 603 00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:57,535 "I, Anthony Rossano-" 604 00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:04,786 Wait a minute, wait a minute. I just thought of something. 605 00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:08,204 - You're thinkin' when you oughta be writin'. - If something was to happen to me... 606 00:48:08,511 --> 00:48:10,711 how do I know you'll give these jewels to your daughter? 607 00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:13,221 Fair enough. I'll sign a statement too. 608 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:16,307 You sign yours first, and then I'll sign mine. 609 00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:21,222 - Well, I don't know. - What's the matter now? 610 00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:24,900 - Maybe we should sign them together. - Aldo, you be a witness. 611 00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:28,816 Ah, come on, Snaps, you know the rule. Never witness nothin'. You live longer. 612 00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:31,402 Just do it. 613 00:48:32,118 --> 00:48:34,531 All right, on three. One, two, three. 614 00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:37,909 I, Anthony Rossano... 615 00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:41,495 I, Snaps Provolone... 616 00:48:42,211 --> 00:48:44,328 hereby declare... 617 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,214 agree to give $50,000... 618 00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:51,501 I am the father... 619 00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:54,429 to my daughter upon her marriage... 620 00:48:55,015 --> 00:48:58,599 of Miss Provolone's child. 621 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:04,015 to Anthony Rossano. 622 00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:07,726 There. 623 00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:10,521 - Sign it. - You sign too. 624 00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:20,030 Aldo, you're the witness. Witness! 625 00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:22,581 Louie "The Lug" was a witness. Look what it got him. 626 00:49:23,002 --> 00:49:25,210 Quit squawkin'. 627 00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:31,917 - Give me yours. - You give me yours. 628 00:49:33,929 --> 00:49:36,216 All right, we'll do it together. 629 00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:45,018 Good. Very good. Now for the fun part. 630 00:49:47,234 --> 00:49:49,817 I believe you two know each other. 631 00:49:57,912 --> 00:50:01,531 All right, Connie, never mind about her now. Go back to watching my other daughter. 632 00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:10,603 - Finuccis! - I have something to tell you. 633 00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:12,207 - I know what it is. - You do? 634 00:50:12,718 --> 00:50:14,630 Sit down, sweetheart. 635 00:50:15,304 --> 00:50:18,304 - You shouldn't be standing in your condition. - What are you talking about? 636 00:50:18,516 --> 00:50:20,599 You're having a baby. Your father told me. 637 00:50:21,310 --> 00:50:24,929 I am not having a baby, and he's not my father. 638 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,232 What? 639 00:50:30,819 --> 00:50:33,527 Mr. Provolone, he's not my father. 640 00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:38,616 - Does he know he's not your father? - Of course he knows he's not my father. 641 00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:42,497 - What kind of a question is that? - Then he knows you're not his daughter? 642 00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:46,707 Yes. I lied to you, Anthony. I'm sorry. 643 00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:49,711 - That son of a bitch. - What's wrong? 644 00:50:50,339 --> 00:50:53,379 - He conned me out of his money. - Anthony, I only did it because I love you. 645 00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:56,793 - I was afraid I'd lose you. - I've gotta get it back. 646 00:50:57,513 --> 00:51:00,005 - Get what back? - The money, of course! 647 00:51:00,808 --> 00:51:03,095 You seem more interested in this money than you are in me. 648 00:51:03,602 --> 00:51:05,719 No, no, no. It... Please. I've just gotta think. 649 00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:09,727 I'm glad I found out what you're really like before it was too late! 650 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:21,697 Theresa, come back! Theresa! 651 00:51:25,332 --> 00:51:27,119 Thank God I'm not pregnant! 652 00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:32,712 - What have you two been doin' up there? - Get out of my way. 653 00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:34,998 Why, I oughta- 654 00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:46,301 Get outta here! 655 00:51:48,314 --> 00:51:51,432 Theresa! Theresa, come back! 656 00:51:56,405 --> 00:51:59,239 There's too much activity. Snaps is up to somethin'. 657 00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:03,822 It's too quiet. Provolone is up to something. 658 00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:09,908 Bravo. This suit, she a work of art. 659 00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:12,620 Of course. She's a Finucci. 660 00:52:13,339 --> 00:52:16,707 Ah, you Finucci'd me pretty good on this one. One hundred and fifty bucks. 661 00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:26,015 I'll just write you boys out a cheque. 662 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,308 I demand to speak with you, Mr. Provolone. 663 00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:34,315 Finuccis, out! 664 00:52:41,617 --> 00:52:44,325 So, what can I do for you, kid? 665 00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:49,118 I guess you're pretty pleased with yourself. 666 00:52:49,708 --> 00:52:53,327 My father would have been proud. I got my money back, and nobody got shot. 667 00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:57,502 - Not so fast. I've been tricked. - I wouldn't do that if I were you. 668 00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:00,633 You forget, Mr. Provolone, you're going straight today. 669 00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:05,297 You're right, I am going straight today, but they're not. 670 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:11,102 - And who are they? - You don't recognize the Finuccis? 671 00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:14,522 Sicilians. The most vicious contract killers in the country. 672 00:53:15,317 --> 00:53:17,604 They don't look that vicious to me. 673 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:30,906 Don't let that fool you. One word from me, and it's- 674 00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:37,913 Hmm? But, Anthony, if it's the jewels you want, you can have 'em. 675 00:53:38,924 --> 00:53:41,164 Just keep your part of the bargain and marry my daughter. 676 00:53:41,802 --> 00:53:44,042 - The real one? - Of course the real one! Lisa Provolone. 677 00:53:44,513 --> 00:53:47,802 - But I've never even met her! - Not according to this. 678 00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:51,013 - It'll hold up in any court. - Give me that! 679 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,183 This document says that you are the father of my daughter's baby. 680 00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:57,731 Oh, now you're telling me that your real daughter is pregnant? 681 00:53:58,527 --> 00:54:00,814 - You got a problem with that? - I am not marrying Lisa! 682 00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:03,738 I am marrying Theresa! 683 00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:07,112 Anthony, Anthony, little Anthony. 684 00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:10,403 We are talkin' about my baby's baby. 685 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:16,997 - Forget it! - Fine! Finuccis! 686 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:19,961 All right, all right, all right. Call off your dogs. 687 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,417 Finuccis, sit! 688 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:28,970 Wise decision. Now wait here. I'll get your fiancée. 689 00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:31,720 It's about time you two kids met. 690 00:55:55,310 --> 00:55:57,427 What do you want? 691 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:04,309 Could you tell Signor Provolone we in a hurry? We gotta do another guy 11:00. 692 00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:08,238 - You do more than one a day? - Oh, sometimes we do six, eight a day. 693 00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:12,400 It's a cutthroat business, and if we get backed up, we gotta work weekends. 694 00:56:13,328 --> 00:56:15,088 - And we no like that. - No. We family "man." 695 00:56:15,622 --> 00:56:17,989 You treat it like it's a normal business. 696 00:56:18,709 --> 00:56:20,826 To us, it's art. 697 00:56:21,336 --> 00:56:23,623 Show him the picture. 698 00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:26,831 What do you think of this? 699 00:56:31,430 --> 00:56:34,138 - You guys did this? - Who else? That's a Finucci. 700 00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:36,925 Oh, we get plenty business from this picture, huh? 701 00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:39,598 Maybe someday we do you too, huh? 702 00:56:40,314 --> 00:56:43,022 And when we get through with you, nobody gonna recognize you. 703 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,521 - You look a little pale. - You okay? 704 00:56:51,617 --> 00:56:54,109 Now, this guy's willing to marry you, so be nice. 705 00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:56,868 - But I want Oscar! - I want him more than you do... 706 00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:00,623 but he's on the lam, and Anthony's taking the rap for him. 707 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:05,207 Thank you very much. Whatever happened to love? Whatever happened to romance? 708 00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:08,420 Whatever happened to waiting until the wedding night? 709 00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:11,923 Angelo, please! Not in front of the help. 710 00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:16,931 Trust me, he's no help. Connie, go wrap your teeth around some lunch. 711 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:20,518 Girls. 712 00:57:21,313 --> 00:57:24,226 Lisa, this is your husband-to-be, Anthony Rossano. 713 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:31,609 - Lisa. - Hello. - Hello, Lisa. 714 00:57:32,407 --> 00:57:34,399 You see that? You're hittin' it off already. 715 00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:37,531 - Sometimes, arranged marriages work out the best. - Mmm. 716 00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:40,697 - Oscar was cuter. - Who's Oscar? 717 00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:44,500 - The chauffeur. - You mean she's having the chauffeur's baby? 718 00:57:46,922 --> 00:57:48,882 Why don't you just phone it in to Walter Winchell? 719 00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:52,800 Angelo, let's leave the two lovebirds alone. 720 00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:58,014 Good idea. You two get to know all about each other, but, Lisa, make it quick. 721 00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:01,513 I got people comin' at noon. 722 00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:10,022 That's the best husband you could find? 723 00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:13,112 He passed the physical. He's breathin'. 724 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:15,527 Finuccis. 725 00:58:19,621 --> 00:58:21,328 So, you're pregnant with Oscar's baby? 726 00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:24,916 Would I be marrying you if I wasn't? 727 00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:28,419 You don't wanna marry me. I'm in love with someone else. 728 00:58:29,214 --> 00:58:32,298 - So am I. - Then why are we going through with this? 729 00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:37,004 Because I'd do anything to get out of this house. 730 00:58:37,639 --> 00:58:39,801 - That makes two of us. - I wanna- 731 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,509 I wanna go on an African safari. 732 00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:45,015 I wanna run with the bulls in Spain. 733 00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:48,473 I wanna go to the top of the Empire State Building. 734 00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:51,476 And where am I during all this? Baby-sitting Oscar's kid? 735 00:58:53,488 --> 00:58:55,901 - You always this nasty? - Yes! Get used to it! 736 00:58:58,118 --> 00:59:02,909 I'm marrying a brute. I never wanna see your face again... until the wedding! 737 00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:06,824 That's fine with me! And separate honeymoons! 738 00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:12,918 - Fine! - See you in church! 739 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,597 It's probably Judge Crater. Oh, hi, Dr Poole. 740 00:59:24,519 --> 00:59:27,011 Come on in. The Boss been expecting you. 741 00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:30,599 - Aldo, do you realize what you just did? - What? 742 00:59:31,318 --> 00:59:34,811 You used the past participle without a modifier. 743 00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:38,405 I did? What's the rap on that? 744 00:59:39,117 --> 00:59:42,110 Cool your heels, Doc. He'll be right with you. 745 00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:45,405 Marvelous. 746 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:48,707 Aldo is a treasure trove of linguistic anomalies. 747 00:59:50,712 --> 00:59:52,328 I heard that. 748 00:59:57,010 --> 00:59:59,002 - Middlesex. - What? 749 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:04,223 You're from Middlesex County in New Jersey. Am I right? 750 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:08,436 - Yeah. New Brunswick. - I knew it. 751 01:00:09,314 --> 01:00:10,930 You see, the New Jersey accent... 752 01:00:11,525 --> 01:00:14,609 becomes increasingly nasal the further south one goes. 753 01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:18,112 That's an amazing talent, Doctor. 754 01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:21,528 Have you ever thought of working carnivals? 755 01:00:22,327 --> 01:00:25,820 Young man, I've made a serious study of the English language. 756 01:00:26,832 --> 01:00:30,416 In my travels, I've uncovered 2,700 sub-dialects... 757 01:00:31,419 --> 01:00:33,126 in the United States alone. 758 01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:36,831 Now, you take the attenuated vowels of the east Texans- 759 01:00:37,717 --> 01:00:40,130 All that travel must cut into your home life, Doctor. 760 01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:45,094 Well, I don't spend as much time with Mother as I would like. 761 01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:47,933 But she's got the cats. 762 01:00:48,436 --> 01:00:50,519 A brilliant scholar like yourself is still single? 763 01:00:51,106 --> 01:00:53,018 Oh, work has always come first. 764 01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:55,725 This weekend, I'm off to Appalachia... 765 01:00:56,403 --> 01:00:59,737 to study regional colloquialisms among the coal-mining community. 766 01:01:01,908 --> 01:01:04,887 Would you excuse me a minute, Doctor? You'll be here for a while, won't you? 767 01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:08,905 Oh, yes. I'll be giving Mr. Provolone his elocution lesson. 768 01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:20,716 Good news. We don't have to marry each other. I found someone else. 769 01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:23,798 - Who? - Someone who's handsome and intelligent... 770 01:01:24,431 --> 01:01:27,219 and worships the ground you walk upon... Dr Poole. 771 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:30,931 Dr Poole! Say, what's the gag? 772 01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:33,596 He's old enough to be my father. 773 01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:36,427 More importantly, he's old enough to be your baby's father. 774 01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:40,110 What makes you think he wants to marry me? 775 01:01:40,614 --> 01:01:43,823 Because he loves you passionately. He just told me. 776 01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:47,819 - But he's never said anything. - Ironic, isn't it? 777 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:51,305 A man whose life is devoted to words, and he can't put together... 778 01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:53,328 the three most important ones. 779 01:01:53,919 --> 01:01:56,002 - That's so touching. - I knew you'd see it my way. 780 01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:58,838 Stay right here. 781 01:01:59,507 --> 01:02:03,797 Finuccis in, Finuccis out, Finuccis in. He give me agita. 782 01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:09,298 Lisa. 783 01:02:09,935 --> 01:02:12,535 Anthony's trying to tell me that now you're in love with Dr Poole. 784 01:02:13,021 --> 01:02:15,229 - Yes, I am. - You see? What? 785 01:02:15,690 --> 01:02:18,899 Oh, Daddy, yes. He's so sweet, so intelligent, so cultured... 786 01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:22,111 not like some other fellas I know. 787 01:02:22,697 --> 01:02:25,405 Well, put Poole out of your mind. You're marrying Anthony. 788 01:02:26,201 --> 01:02:28,909 - But I love Thornton! - Oh, so now it's Thornton? 789 01:02:34,709 --> 01:02:38,623 - Oh, stop that bawlin', will ya? - He's the only sensitive man I've ever met. 790 01:02:39,714 --> 01:02:41,922 What are you sayin'? I'm not sensitive? 791 01:02:44,427 --> 01:02:46,919 All right, Lisa. Lisa, stop- Will you stop- 792 01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:54,547 If it's Poole you want, it's Poole you'll get, but, Lisa... 793 01:02:54,938 --> 01:02:56,804 you got to cross the finish line on this one. 794 01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:59,727 He's your third fiancé today, and it's not even lunch yet! 795 01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:09,387 Look, Mr. Provolone, now that she has a husband, can I have back the statement I signed? 796 01:03:10,036 --> 01:03:11,916 Forget about it. I'm keeping you on the bench... 797 01:03:12,539 --> 01:03:14,701 in case this guy doesn't come through. 798 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:19,210 Good mornin', Doc. 799 01:03:19,921 --> 01:03:22,334 Now, now, Mr. Provolone. 800 01:03:23,008 --> 01:03:25,921 - Where are those Gs? - In here. 801 01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:30,801 No, no. You're not enunciating. 802 01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:33,716 "Good morning, Dr Poole." 803 01:03:34,311 --> 01:03:38,021 Oh, yeah, right. Don't you have somethin' to do? 804 01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:41,102 Yes, I do, as a matter of fact. Goodbye, Mr. Provolone. 805 01:03:41,609 --> 01:03:43,225 Goodbye, Dr Poole. 806 01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:55,033 Now look. That guy's leavin' again. 807 01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:59,499 And here comes the priest. 808 01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:07,717 - Enter at your own risk, Father. - Aldo, haven't seen you at Mass lately. 809 01:04:08,803 --> 01:04:11,136 Oh, really, Father? I can't imagine why. 810 01:04:13,808 --> 01:04:16,095 Now, remember, Mr. Provolone... 811 01:04:16,603 --> 01:04:19,812 speech is man's most important tool for the conveyance of thought. 812 01:04:20,815 --> 01:04:23,398 Yeah, Doc, but when am I gonna start soundin' like a banker? 813 01:04:27,906 --> 01:04:30,398 After me. 814 01:04:31,034 --> 01:04:33,617 'Round the rough and rugged rocks... 815 01:04:34,412 --> 01:04:36,620 the ragged rascal rudely ran. 816 01:04:40,001 --> 01:04:42,209 'Round the rough and rugged rocks, the ragged ra- 817 01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:45,334 'Round the rough and rugged rocks... 818 01:04:46,007 --> 01:04:47,999 the ragged- 819 01:04:50,303 --> 01:04:53,512 'Round the rough and rascal, the ragged- 820 01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:58,096 Look, Doc, I just can't do it. I'll never learn to speak good. 821 01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:03,022 Do not despair, Mr. Provolone. 822 01:05:03,608 --> 01:05:06,396 Let's try a new line of attack, shall we? 823 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:13,524 After me. 824 01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:17,199 Rocco the Rum Runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his roscoe... 825 01:05:18,039 --> 01:05:20,406 for robbing his rum-running receipts. 826 01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:25,836 - Can you say that? - Rocco the Rum Runner... 827 01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:28,146 rubbed out Rico the Rat with his roscoe... 828 01:05:28,633 --> 01:05:30,795 for robbin' his rum-runnin' receipts! 829 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:35,004 - You did it! - Sure. You finally come up with somethin' that made sense. 830 01:05:36,015 --> 01:05:38,507 Excuse me, Mr. Provolone. 831 01:05:39,227 --> 01:05:41,514 I'll be goin' now, if you don't mind. 832 01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:44,313 - So what's keepin' ya? - Well... 833 01:05:44,899 --> 01:05:48,233 there's the little matter of a week's pay you'll be owin' me. 834 01:05:49,237 --> 01:05:52,401 She should pay me for introducing her to Bruce Underwood. 835 01:05:58,413 --> 01:06:01,326 I'm glad I'll no longer be workin' in this house. 836 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,492 From now on, I'll be havin' servants of me own. 837 01:06:07,338 --> 01:06:10,126 You'll find out what a picnic that is! 838 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,793 Shocking insolence. I would've terminated her immediately. 839 01:06:17,432 --> 01:06:20,300 I can't do that any more. The best I could do is fire her. 840 01:06:22,437 --> 01:06:24,429 Listen, Doc, I'd like to talk to you... 841 01:06:25,023 --> 01:06:26,889 about a little difficulty my daughter's havin'. 842 01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:30,518 Really? She seems to have such nicely-rounded diphthongs. 843 01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:33,612 That's what got her into this jam. 844 01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:36,844 You see, my daughter's turning 18, and she wants to get married. 845 01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:40,323 Well, she's charming. Who's the lucky man? 846 01:06:41,206 --> 01:06:44,199 - You are, Doc. - Well, I'm flat... What? 847 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,994 - You're not married or anything, are you? - Well, no, of course not. 848 01:06:48,922 --> 01:06:52,415 - And how do you feel about kids? - Children? Well, I love- 849 01:06:53,301 --> 01:06:55,008 Then it's settled! 850 01:06:55,428 --> 01:06:57,215 Settled? But I hardly know the girl. 851 01:07:02,727 --> 01:07:06,721 Let me sweeten the pot. Now, there must be something I can do for you... 852 01:07:07,815 --> 01:07:10,979 some dream that you got. 853 01:07:12,904 --> 01:07:16,113 Well, now that you mention it... 854 01:07:16,908 --> 01:07:19,525 I've always wanted to take Mother to Baden-Baden. 855 01:07:20,203 --> 01:07:23,412 There's a doctor there who's doing simply miraculous things with gallbladders. 856 01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:27,620 Her gallbladder's on the next boat. Anything else? 857 01:07:28,336 --> 01:07:32,125 Um, well, then there's the Thornton Poole School of Linguistics. 858 01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,799 I can see it from here. Deal, Doc? 859 01:07:36,511 --> 01:07:39,925 Uh, I-I don't know. Events are moving so fast. 860 01:07:40,807 --> 01:07:43,220 Here. This is the clincher. 861 01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:48,224 - God. What's this? - Your mother's gallbladder. 862 01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:51,231 The linguistics school. All your dreams. 863 01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:55,812 Look! 864 01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:02,026 I'm a little confused. 865 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:06,997 I'll be right back. 866 01:08:11,212 --> 01:08:12,919 Nora! 867 01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:20,215 - Where to, lady? - Regency Gardens. 868 01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:25,219 Nora! Nora! Nor- 869 01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:30,096 Now Provolone's comin' out with a black bag. 870 01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:36,523 - What do you think's in it? - Bag money. What else? 871 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:42,403 That does it. I'm callin' for the warrant. 872 01:08:46,831 --> 01:08:50,620 Damn. Son of a- gun, gosh almighty. 873 01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:53,995 Cheese and crackers! 874 01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:57,206 So sorry to keep you waiting, Father Clemente. 875 01:08:57,925 --> 01:09:00,793 - Angelo, you remember Father Clemente? - Mornin', Father. 876 01:09:01,721 --> 01:09:04,304 And thanks again for the swell job you did on Papa's funeral. 877 01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:07,077 I know he'd be proud that you kept your promise to him. 878 01:09:07,101 --> 01:09:09,309 The Father is here to collect for the building fund. 879 01:09:09,937 --> 01:09:13,396 Oh, by the way, congratulations on your daughter marrying Bruce Underwood. 880 01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:16,809 Uh, I'm afraid there's been a change, Father. 881 01:09:17,612 --> 01:09:20,320 She's now marrying a nice Italian boy, Anthony Rossano. 882 01:09:21,115 --> 01:09:24,108 It's all for the better. Nothing like a big, Italian wedding. 883 01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:27,319 - Anthony Rossano! - Well, forget Anthony. 884 01:09:28,122 --> 01:09:29,909 - She's not marrying him any more. - What? 885 01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:31,995 Wh... Well, that's a shame. 886 01:09:32,627 --> 01:09:34,627 But she's young. Someday she'll find the right one. 887 01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:37,334 - She's found the right one. - Who? 888 01:09:38,132 --> 01:09:40,215 - Dr Poole! - Dr Poole? 889 01:09:40,802 --> 01:09:42,509 Hello! 890 01:09:43,137 --> 01:09:44,719 Get back in the room! 891 01:09:47,225 --> 01:09:49,012 Looks like a nice young man. 892 01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:53,095 Why is she marrying Dr Poole? She barely knows him. 893 01:09:54,107 --> 01:09:56,019 She barely knew the chauffeur too. 894 01:09:56,609 --> 01:09:59,397 Don't drag out Oscar in front of the Father! 895 01:10:00,113 --> 01:10:03,106 - Who's Oscar? - Why isn't she marrying Anthony? 896 01:10:03,908 --> 01:10:05,524 Because Anthony's marrying Theresa. 897 01:10:06,119 --> 01:10:09,203 - Who's Theresa? - Who's Theresa? - Look, it's really very simple. 898 01:10:09,914 --> 01:10:12,327 But I ain't got time to explain it. I got to call Nora. 899 01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:14,992 - Who's Nora? - Our maid. 900 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:17,335 - Ex-maid! - Now you fired the maid? 901 01:10:17,714 --> 01:10:20,234 - No, she quit to marry Bruce Underwood! - When did that happen? 902 01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:23,417 I don't know! Somewhere between my vest and my pants. 903 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:26,712 - What? - This is all very confusing. 904 01:10:27,432 --> 01:10:29,173 Well, Father... 905 01:10:29,809 --> 01:10:33,723 it's one of them mysteries in life you just gotta accept on faith. 906 01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:36,438 I gotta run. 907 01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:41,609 Father, why don't you go into the kitchen and have a cup of tea... 908 01:10:42,530 --> 01:10:44,817 while I clear this matter up? 909 01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:48,700 Sorry to bother you, Bruce. 910 01:10:49,203 --> 01:10:51,911 Nora took the wrong bag. Can you believe that? 911 01:10:52,707 --> 01:10:55,996 Yes. Would you mind sending your man around and bringing the bag back? 912 01:10:57,003 --> 01:10:59,916 Yeah, it's Snaps Provolone. Who the hell you think it is? 913 01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:24,772 What's the matter? You couldn't make it on the outside? 914 01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:28,528 I came to return this suitcase and collect the old. 915 01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:44,123 - Is this it? - Yes. 916 01:11:44,801 --> 01:11:47,214 I realized that one wasn't mine when I tried to open it. 917 01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:51,722 Go on. Beat it. We got bankers comin', and we don't need no riffraff around here. 918 01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:24,922 - Sugar? - Oh, no. 919 01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:28,216 Thank you. 920 01:12:37,311 --> 01:12:39,598 Who told you I was in love with you? 921 01:12:40,314 --> 01:12:42,601 Anthony. 922 01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:46,310 But I thought you were in love with me. 923 01:12:47,238 --> 01:12:49,195 - Who told you that? - Your father. 924 01:12:50,825 --> 01:12:53,192 Oh. And did he tell you I was pregnant? 925 01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:55,902 No, he did... You're pregnant? 926 01:12:56,330 --> 01:12:59,198 No. I just told him that so I could marry Oscar. 927 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:02,493 - Who's Oscar? - Our ex-chauffeur. 928 01:13:03,129 --> 01:13:05,416 You see, I'd do anything to get out of this house! 929 01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:09,625 - Oh, I do know how you feel. - Of course. You've met my father. 930 01:13:10,511 --> 01:13:13,424 Oh, no. I was thinking of my mother. 931 01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:16,806 She can be so possessive. 932 01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:20,515 Then you know what I'm going through, Dr Poole? 933 01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:24,398 Thornton. Y-Yes, I do. 934 01:13:31,032 --> 01:13:33,524 Lisa... 935 01:13:34,118 --> 01:13:36,531 at the risk of being forward- 936 01:13:37,121 --> 01:13:39,204 Yes, Thornton? 937 01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:44,201 Your diction is surprisingly good, considering your genealogy. 938 01:13:47,214 --> 01:13:51,003 That's the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me... 939 01:13:52,011 --> 01:13:53,627 Thornton. 940 01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:03,391 That must be the chauffeur to pick up the underwear. There it is. 941 01:14:08,527 --> 01:14:10,109 I got it. 942 01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:18,903 - What are you doin' back here? - What's he doin' back there? 943 01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:22,326 - I see you've still got the jewels. - Yeah, sure. 944 01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:27,203 Yeah, sure. I wouldn't let these babies out of my sight. 945 01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:29,837 This morning, I had everything- 946 01:14:30,216 --> 01:14:32,424 the jewels, Theresa. 947 01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:35,923 - Now I have nothing. - Well, don't take it too hard. 948 01:14:36,639 --> 01:14:40,223 I can't even call her because she never told me her real name or address. 949 01:14:41,227 --> 01:14:43,219 Consider yourself lucky. 950 01:14:43,729 --> 01:14:46,221 I'll make you a deal, Mr. P. 951 01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:48,891 What kind of deal? 952 01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:52,019 Well, I've become attached to those jewels. 953 01:14:52,613 --> 01:14:56,823 They remind me of Theresa. I'd like to buy them back from you for $50,000. 954 01:14:58,035 --> 01:15:00,823 Now, where'd you come up with another 50,000 smackers? 955 01:15:01,622 --> 01:15:04,114 - I stole it from you. - Connie! 956 01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:08,331 What is it, Boss? 957 01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:18,720 You took my gun. 958 01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:31,483 Now you're tryin' to tell me you stole another 50,000 clams... 959 01:15:32,236 --> 01:15:34,102 since the last time I saw you? 960 01:15:34,613 --> 01:15:37,773 Remember that dummy corporation I set up for you to hide your protection income? 961 01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:39,821 Yeah. 962 01:15:40,411 --> 01:15:43,404 - Remember who you made treasurer as a beard? - You didn't. 963 01:15:44,206 --> 01:15:46,246 I just wrote out a cheque to myself. As treasurer... 964 01:15:46,917 --> 01:15:48,624 the bank asked me no questions. 965 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:51,416 Only a rat would steal another guy's extortion money. 966 01:15:52,131 --> 01:15:54,293 Here's my offer. You give me back the jewels... 967 01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:57,765 that are rightfully mine, and I'll give you back the money, which isn't. 968 01:16:01,307 --> 01:16:03,299 All right. I guess you outsmarted me. 969 01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:06,426 You give me that money, and I'll give you these jewels. 970 01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:08,720 It's out in the car. I'll be right back. 971 01:16:09,315 --> 01:16:11,398 And I want that document back that I signed too. 972 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:13,813 No problem. Got it right here. 973 01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:20,899 I got him. This time I got him. 974 01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:27,907 Another drop. In broad daylight. 975 01:16:30,336 --> 01:16:33,204 - Give me the bag. - Let's exchange them at the same time. 976 01:16:34,006 --> 01:16:35,713 Good idea. 977 01:16:56,529 --> 01:16:58,521 That's it. 978 01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:03,200 I'm callin' the gentlemen of the press. I want 'em to see me make this pinch. 979 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,834 - Everything okay, Boss? - Why don't you make some noise when you walk? 980 01:17:13,587 --> 01:17:17,206 Angelo. Come up to your office. We have to talk. 981 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:20,508 All right, all right. Connie! 982 01:17:23,514 --> 01:17:25,801 - Yeah, Boss? - Will you stop eatin' and listen up? 983 01:17:26,517 --> 01:17:29,397 Take this bag and bring it into the library. And no matter what you do... 984 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,560 don't take your eyes off this bag even for a second. 985 01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:34,101 - Get me? - Yeah, Boss. 986 01:17:48,622 --> 01:17:51,330 I just called the maid service, and they're sending someone over. 987 01:17:52,001 --> 01:17:55,915 - You got me up here for that? - Angelo, nobody wants to work for you. 988 01:17:56,922 --> 01:17:59,630 Now, I want you to be nicer to this woman than you were to Nora. 989 01:18:00,301 --> 01:18:02,509 Nora? She's marrying into the Underwood fortune. 990 01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:04,628 I oughta get a commission. 991 01:18:34,210 --> 01:18:35,826 Hey, Toomey. 992 01:18:38,005 --> 01:18:41,294 This time it's a chauffeur. He's got bagmen all over the city. 993 01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:47,295 - What can I do for you, General? - Mr. Underwood sent me... 994 01:18:48,015 --> 01:18:49,927 to return Mr. Provolone's suitcase. 995 01:18:51,936 --> 01:18:55,680 - Thanks. - And I'm here to collect Miss Nora's suitcase. 996 01:18:56,690 --> 01:18:59,398 Oh, right. I think he put it in the library. 997 01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,818 Park it in here, Fritz. 998 01:20:00,713 --> 01:20:03,126 Here you go. Give my regards to the kaiser. 999 01:20:14,518 --> 01:20:18,432 - I promise I'll be nice to the help. - I'm going to dress for lunch. 1000 01:20:19,523 --> 01:20:22,015 I love talking to you, Thornton. 1001 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:25,777 You're so deep-dish. 1002 01:20:33,329 --> 01:20:36,788 Lisa, I'll be leaving next month on the Île de France... 1003 01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:40,329 for a linguistics symposium in Brussels. 1004 01:20:41,003 --> 01:20:43,336 Brussels? The one in Europe? 1005 01:20:46,216 --> 01:20:49,505 - Yes. - Do send me a postcard. 1006 01:20:50,429 --> 01:20:54,423 You can address it here, in care of my gilded cage. 1007 01:20:55,434 --> 01:20:58,017 I don't suppose you'd consider- 1008 01:20:58,729 --> 01:21:00,516 Well, I mean to say- 1009 01:21:02,733 --> 01:21:06,317 - I-I-I can't ask. - Come on. Spill it. 1010 01:21:07,321 --> 01:21:10,610 I was wondering if you would accompany me? 1011 01:21:11,408 --> 01:21:13,195 - Will I? - Dr Poole! 1012 01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:17,825 Get in here. We gotta talk. 1013 01:21:18,624 --> 01:21:20,206 Please forgive me. 1014 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:31,506 Okay, Doc, sit down. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah. 1015 01:21:32,304 --> 01:21:34,512 I made you an offer earlier to marry my daughter. 1016 01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:38,808 Yes. In exchange for a bag of women's underwear. 1017 01:21:39,728 --> 01:21:42,516 Nix the underwear. It never happened. Now, the offer still stands. 1018 01:21:43,315 --> 01:21:46,524 And anybody'll tell you that Snaps Provolone's word is his bond. 1019 01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:50,612 That's right, Doc. Even in the old days, he was known as an honest crook. 1020 01:21:51,615 --> 01:21:54,107 That's an oxymoron. 1021 01:21:54,827 --> 01:21:56,427 Gee, Doc, you shouldn't oughta said that. 1022 01:21:56,829 --> 01:21:58,912 Leave Connie alone. He does the best he can. 1023 01:22:01,834 --> 01:22:03,416 I'm sorry. 1024 01:22:05,129 --> 01:22:08,497 Okay, Doc, here's the deal. Marry my daughter... 1025 01:22:09,299 --> 01:22:12,259 and you can use all the dough in this bag to start your linguistics school. 1026 01:22:13,637 --> 01:22:16,801 Most men spend their whole lives tryin' to get their hands on what's in here. 1027 01:22:41,331 --> 01:22:44,119 That's right, Mr. Provolone. 1028 01:22:44,918 --> 01:22:46,625 I've never seen so much money. 1029 01:22:48,922 --> 01:22:51,710 Look. Here's money... 1030 01:22:52,634 --> 01:22:56,719 and-and here's more money. 1031 01:22:57,806 --> 01:23:00,594 And... Oh! Look. 1032 01:23:01,435 --> 01:23:04,018 Here's a lovely new twenty-dollar bill. 1033 01:23:04,730 --> 01:23:07,598 Dr Poole, would you be so kind as to step into the garden... 1034 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:10,608 while I have a conference with my associate? 1035 01:23:23,916 --> 01:23:27,000 Please. Correct me if I am wrong... 1036 01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:31,004 but did I or did I not tell you to keep an eye... 1037 01:23:32,007 --> 01:23:33,999 on this particular bag? 1038 01:23:34,635 --> 01:23:37,002 I did. I watched the bag of underwear the whole time. 1039 01:23:39,014 --> 01:23:41,927 It wasn't underwear when I left! It was 50 grand in cash! 1040 01:23:42,726 --> 01:23:46,811 Poole was right. You are an ox and a moron! 1041 01:23:47,981 --> 01:23:49,973 How did 50 grand change into underwear? 1042 01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:52,984 That's what I'm askin' you! 1043 01:23:53,612 --> 01:23:56,605 Maybe it was a miracle, you know, like the loaves and the fishes? 1044 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:04,533 Lisa, come with me. 1045 01:24:05,123 --> 01:24:08,992 - Let's get out of this madhouse. - Whatever you say, baby. 1046 01:24:10,128 --> 01:24:12,120 "Baby"! 1047 01:24:17,302 --> 01:24:20,295 Snaps, are you sure there was cash in that bag? 1048 01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:22,721 Yeah. Little Anthony stole it. 1049 01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:24,985 If little Anthony stole it, then he's got it. 1050 01:24:25,310 --> 01:24:27,630 No, you blockhead. He stole it, then he gave it back to me. 1051 01:24:28,105 --> 01:24:30,291 - Why'd he give it back to you? - To buy back the jewels. 1052 01:24:30,315 --> 01:24:32,075 - What jewels? - The jewels he stole from me. 1053 01:24:32,234 --> 01:24:34,995 - He stole jewels from you too? - Yeah, so he could marry my daughter. 1054 01:24:35,028 --> 01:24:36,519 - Lisa. - Not Lisa. Theresa. 1055 01:24:37,030 --> 01:24:38,800 How come nobody's never met this daughter Theresa? 1056 01:24:38,824 --> 01:24:40,611 Because she's not my daughter, Capisce? 1057 01:24:41,201 --> 01:24:42,817 Yeah, your daughter's not your daughter. 1058 01:24:43,328 --> 01:24:45,768 And the cash that used to be the jewels is now your underwear. 1059 01:24:46,540 --> 01:24:48,122 - Now you got it! - I got it! 1060 01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:50,708 I don't even know what I'm talkin' about! 1061 01:25:00,637 --> 01:25:02,799 I'm back. 1062 01:25:03,307 --> 01:25:05,014 Take a seat. The nurse'll call your number. 1063 01:25:09,813 --> 01:25:11,896 - The skirt is back. - What skirt? Nora? 1064 01:25:12,608 --> 01:25:14,816 - No. The other one... Theresa. - You remember, Boss. 1065 01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:17,894 The one that's not your daughter. 1066 01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:21,197 - Keep her on ice. I'm lookin' for somethin'. - What? 1067 01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:24,408 - A bag just like this one. - Ah, don't worry about that. 1068 01:25:25,078 --> 01:25:27,411 I gave it back to Underwood's chauffeur. 1069 01:25:29,625 --> 01:25:32,065 - You did what? - It was sittin' here in the library before... 1070 01:25:32,502 --> 01:25:34,334 so I switched the bags for ya. 1071 01:25:34,713 --> 01:25:36,705 - And where was Einstein? - Was Connie in here? 1072 01:25:37,299 --> 01:25:38,915 Connie, was you in here? 1073 01:25:39,509 --> 01:25:41,796 I didn't see him. 1074 01:25:42,512 --> 01:25:44,925 Why don't you go stand over there next to your girlfriend? 1075 01:25:51,813 --> 01:25:53,896 Mush! 1076 01:25:56,109 --> 01:25:58,817 Underwear. Underwear? Und- "Underwood." Underwood. Underwood. 1077 01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:08,343 Mr. Provolone will see you in the library. 1078 01:26:08,705 --> 01:26:10,321 - Connie? - Come on. 1079 01:26:19,007 --> 01:26:20,919 And now he's back again for another drop. 1080 01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:24,214 And you knuckleheads thought that Snaps was goin' straight. 1081 01:26:35,399 --> 01:26:37,311 Oh, that's okay. I'll get it! 1082 01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:50,703 Well, well. The man who started it all. 1083 01:26:51,415 --> 01:26:53,623 Look, Underwood, your chauffeur snatched the wrong bag! 1084 01:26:54,209 --> 01:26:57,498 Well, do something about it, and pronto! 1085 01:26:58,422 --> 01:27:01,631 - Now, what can I do for you? - Can we talk in private? 1086 01:27:02,426 --> 01:27:04,418 - Connie, am-scray. - Can't I stick around, Boss? 1087 01:27:04,928 --> 01:27:07,921 - Every time I leave, I fall behind. - All right. Stay, but shut up. 1088 01:27:10,016 --> 01:27:13,100 Mr. Provolone, I'm desperate. I've done a stupid thing. 1089 01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:16,103 - Yeah, I know. You already told me. - No. 1090 01:27:16,732 --> 01:27:20,521 I mean, I-I walked out on Anthony, the only man I've ever loved. 1091 01:27:21,611 --> 01:27:24,103 Honey, that's the first smart move you've made. 1092 01:27:28,702 --> 01:27:31,542 I looked for him everywhere. I tried his apartment, and he wasn't there. 1093 01:27:32,122 --> 01:27:34,602 - Do you know where I can find him? - No. But wherever he is... 1094 01:27:35,208 --> 01:27:37,825 he's probably stealing another 50 Gs from me. 1095 01:27:38,503 --> 01:27:41,337 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have another appointment. 1096 01:27:48,013 --> 01:27:50,426 - I may have an idea where he is. - Where? 1097 01:27:51,099 --> 01:27:54,718 Closer than I thought. Now, I want you to stay in here and don't come out. 1098 01:27:55,729 --> 01:27:58,597 - You owe me this, sister. - I thought she was your daughter. 1099 01:27:59,524 --> 01:28:01,106 Shut up. 1100 01:28:13,705 --> 01:28:15,697 Well, little Anthony. 1101 01:28:16,416 --> 01:28:18,624 Thought you could pull a fast one on me, huh? 1102 01:28:19,211 --> 01:28:22,651 You must've forgotten, Mr. Provolone. I gave you the cash in exchange for those jewels. 1103 01:28:23,423 --> 01:28:25,710 Yeah? But you were supposed to get the underwear. 1104 01:28:26,426 --> 01:28:29,214 - What underwear? - I know! The maid's underwear. 1105 01:28:30,013 --> 01:28:31,629 Connie, please. 1106 01:28:34,100 --> 01:28:37,434 Bingo. And I'm not givin' you another bag in return. I'm onto that racket. 1107 01:28:38,438 --> 01:28:41,306 I don't know what you're talking about, but you can have the jewels. 1108 01:28:42,108 --> 01:28:43,724 Do you believe the cojones on this guy? 1109 01:28:44,319 --> 01:28:46,606 He's just giving me back my own dough. 1110 01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:50,398 Here, Connie. Watch this. Look who I'm talkin' to. 1111 01:28:51,284 --> 01:28:53,901 So, you're just givin' me back my own rocks, huh? 1112 01:28:54,621 --> 01:28:57,910 Yes. I've realized that all the jewels in the world are worthless to me now- 1113 01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:01,000 now that I've lost Theresa. 1114 01:29:01,628 --> 01:29:04,028 - This guy's a poet. - And if you ever hear from her again... 1115 01:29:04,130 --> 01:29:06,918 please tell her that I still love her and that I'm sorry I hurt her. 1116 01:29:09,427 --> 01:29:12,215 - Theresa's in the library. - She's here? 1117 01:29:13,014 --> 01:29:14,596 That's right. And she's crazy about you. 1118 01:29:18,019 --> 01:29:19,931 Anthony, I am so sorry. 1119 01:29:20,438 --> 01:29:22,725 No, no, no. This whole thing was my fault. 1120 01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:36,327 I'll get it. Maybe that's the Underwood chauffeur with my dough. 1121 01:29:41,835 --> 01:29:43,497 He'll get it. 1122 01:29:46,923 --> 01:29:49,210 Hello. I was sent by the employment agency. 1123 01:29:49,801 --> 01:29:53,294 I don't mean to seem discourteous, but I got another appointment comin' up. 1124 01:29:54,306 --> 01:29:56,593 Sit down, honey. 1125 01:29:57,309 --> 01:30:00,097 I'll try not to keep you, Mr. Provolone. 1126 01:30:00,812 --> 01:30:04,305 Here's my references. I do light housekeeping, some cooking- 1127 01:30:05,108 --> 01:30:07,100 You don't by any chance answer front doors, do ya? 1128 01:30:11,615 --> 01:30:15,609 Well, all this looks pretty good, Roxanne. 1129 01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:20,614 - So how long you been a maid? - My first job was for a man named James Bonomo. 1130 01:30:21,833 --> 01:30:25,372 Jumpin' Jimmy Bonomo? Hey, Aldo, she worked for Jumpin' Jimmy. 1131 01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:28,125 You remember him... nervous little guy? 1132 01:30:28,632 --> 01:30:31,124 Sure, sure. I remember him. Bighearted sweet guy. 1133 01:30:31,927 --> 01:30:33,847 Give you the shirt off his back. When did he die? 1134 01:30:34,304 --> 01:30:36,216 Let's see. Uh, got the chair in '27. 1135 01:30:36,806 --> 01:30:39,298 I don't believe this. I was a driver for Jumpin' Jimmy. 1136 01:30:40,018 --> 01:30:43,011 That was my first job in the rackets-I mean, industry. 1137 01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:46,602 That's right, Snaps. 1138 01:30:47,317 --> 01:30:49,400 No. 1139 01:30:53,531 --> 01:30:56,114 - Roxy? - Then you remember me? 1140 01:30:58,036 --> 01:31:00,528 Remember you? How could I forget? You were my first- 1141 01:31:01,122 --> 01:31:03,705 I mean, we were- How do you like that? 1142 01:31:04,417 --> 01:31:06,409 What a small world! 1143 01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:09,503 Geez, I had a real thing for her. But- 1144 01:31:12,217 --> 01:31:14,004 You just disappeared on me. How come? 1145 01:31:14,427 --> 01:31:18,216 Well, I-I didn't think I was working in the best atmosphere to raise my baby. 1146 01:31:19,307 --> 01:31:21,299 - You had a baby? - She's a big girl now. 1147 01:31:21,935 --> 01:31:23,927 In fact, she'll be getting married soon. 1148 01:31:24,521 --> 01:31:27,229 Ah. I'm so happy for you, Roxanne. Say, who's the lucky guy? 1149 01:31:27,899 --> 01:31:30,516 Oh, he's a very successful accountant. 1150 01:31:31,403 --> 01:31:34,521 He makes 1,400 a month. 1151 01:31:35,407 --> 01:31:38,400 Wow, that's a lot of dough. 1152 01:31:39,327 --> 01:31:40,909 Wait a minute. 1153 01:31:41,413 --> 01:31:44,133 Say, his name wouldn't happen to be little Anthony Rossano, would it? 1154 01:31:44,416 --> 01:31:46,624 - You know him? - Know him? 1155 01:31:48,712 --> 01:31:51,295 Sometimes I think I don't know anybody else but him! 1156 01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:53,623 Wait. Then you gotta be Theresa's mother. 1157 01:31:54,009 --> 01:31:56,422 - You know Theresa too? - Well, I should. 1158 01:31:57,220 --> 01:32:00,088 After all, she's my daughter. 1159 01:32:00,932 --> 01:32:03,219 - Then you've known all along. - Known what? 1160 01:32:03,935 --> 01:32:07,303 That you and I... that we... 1161 01:32:09,899 --> 01:32:12,482 Don't you get it, Boss? She had your kid. 1162 01:32:13,236 --> 01:32:15,478 Theresa really is your daughter. 1163 01:32:16,197 --> 01:32:19,110 - I'm gettin' good at this. - No, no, it can't be. 1164 01:32:19,909 --> 01:32:23,109 - You seem surprised. - Well, nothin' this mornin' would surprise me except this. 1165 01:32:23,705 --> 01:32:25,913 But you said you knew that she was your daughter. 1166 01:32:26,416 --> 01:32:29,830 I knew she said she was my daughter, but I didn't think I was her father. 1167 01:32:30,712 --> 01:32:33,500 I should've told you... 1168 01:32:34,299 --> 01:32:36,791 but I lost touch when I was sent to the convent. 1169 01:32:38,511 --> 01:32:40,719 Come on. Come on. It's okay. It's okay. 1170 01:32:41,306 --> 01:32:43,423 This day has been an emotional roller coaster. 1171 01:32:43,933 --> 01:32:47,426 My father sent me to the nuns to have Theresa. 1172 01:32:48,438 --> 01:32:50,395 He said I brought shame to the family. 1173 01:32:51,024 --> 01:32:52,811 What a blockhead he must've been. 1174 01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:56,109 I didn't wanna come on this interview because... 1175 01:32:56,905 --> 01:32:58,737 I was afraid that you'd be angry. 1176 01:32:59,324 --> 01:33:03,318 Oh, no, Roxy. I'm not angry. Just don't cry, please? 1177 01:33:05,914 --> 01:33:10,705 - Angelo! Who is this woman? - The new maid. 1178 01:33:12,003 --> 01:33:14,711 You don't have to be that friendly with the help. 1179 01:33:16,925 --> 01:33:18,632 Why is she crying? 1180 01:33:19,010 --> 01:33:21,502 She's just happy to be working for us. 1181 01:33:22,305 --> 01:33:24,513 That'll change. 1182 01:33:27,435 --> 01:33:30,223 Come on. There's somebody I want you to meet. 1183 01:33:31,022 --> 01:33:32,809 - Who's here? - Our daughter. 1184 01:33:33,399 --> 01:33:36,517 Theresa's here? But why? 1185 01:33:37,320 --> 01:33:40,404 - It all started around 8:30. - Will ya shut up? 1186 01:33:41,324 --> 01:33:43,111 - Aldo, get Theresa. - Theresa! 1187 01:33:43,701 --> 01:33:45,818 Do you see what I gotta put up with around here? 1188 01:33:46,329 --> 01:33:48,821 Mama? 1189 01:33:49,582 --> 01:33:52,199 - What are you doing here? - I came to see your father. 1190 01:33:52,919 --> 01:33:56,003 - Father? - It's time you knew the truth. 1191 01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:58,706 You're the daughter of Snaps Provolone. 1192 01:34:01,427 --> 01:34:03,214 Mr. Provolone? 1193 01:34:03,805 --> 01:34:06,218 Oh, Mama! 1194 01:34:06,808 --> 01:34:09,926 - Then I really can call you "Dad." - You do, I'll mop the floor with you. 1195 01:34:13,398 --> 01:34:17,392 Listen, everybody! We have an announcement to make! 1196 01:34:18,403 --> 01:34:21,020 - What is it, Lisa? - Thornton and I are getting married. 1197 01:34:21,823 --> 01:34:25,533 Aldo, get out a couple bottles of champagne. We're gonna celebrate! 1198 01:34:26,411 --> 01:34:29,995 - My baby! - My girls! 1199 01:34:32,834 --> 01:34:35,497 Congratulations, Doc. Will there be a honeymoon following? 1200 01:34:36,337 --> 01:34:40,206 Watch it there, Connie. You've got a dangling participle. 1201 01:34:41,217 --> 01:34:43,630 Huh? Oh. 1202 01:34:51,436 --> 01:34:55,225 Let's just get this over with. I have to get back to the office and turn down a loan. 1203 01:35:07,118 --> 01:35:08,825 Are you sure about this one, Lieutenant? 1204 01:35:09,329 --> 01:35:11,412 Hey, Toomey, you better get over here. 1205 01:35:15,919 --> 01:35:19,333 Here come the big boys. It's the O'Banion gang, all right. 1206 01:35:20,298 --> 01:35:23,211 Well, obviously they're expecting us. 1207 01:35:28,223 --> 01:35:30,306 This turned out to be a wonderful day after all. 1208 01:35:30,934 --> 01:35:33,927 - Both my girls are getting married. - What do you mean, "both"? 1209 01:35:36,314 --> 01:35:39,898 Sofia, my wife, meet Theresa, my daughter. 1210 01:35:40,818 --> 01:35:42,901 Your daughter? 1211 01:35:43,404 --> 01:35:46,021 - I just found out myself. - Me too. 1212 01:35:46,699 --> 01:35:49,191 - If she's your daughter, who's her mother? - I am. 1213 01:35:51,913 --> 01:35:55,827 - You had a child with the new maid? - Pardon me. 1214 01:35:56,834 --> 01:36:00,919 - Have we come at a bad time? - No, gentlemen. Come in. 1215 01:36:02,131 --> 01:36:04,123 Here's the bubbly, Boss. 1216 01:36:04,634 --> 01:36:07,297 Aldo, I'm shocked! You know liquor's against the law! 1217 01:36:08,137 --> 01:36:11,777 - Didn't you ever hear of Prohibition? - Heard of it? What do you think paid for this house? 1218 01:36:12,225 --> 01:36:14,933 Ix-nay the ooze-bay. Ankers-bay. 1219 01:36:18,106 --> 01:36:21,895 Oh, we just keep this in the house for yacht christenings. 1220 01:36:23,027 --> 01:36:26,020 It's so difficult to find good help these days. 1221 01:36:30,535 --> 01:36:33,619 Now, if you don't mind, I got some business to conduct with these gentlemen. 1222 01:36:38,209 --> 01:36:40,529 - Yeah? - I have a collect call from Mr. Five Spot Charlie. 1223 01:36:41,129 --> 01:36:43,329 - Will you accept the nickel charge? - Yeah. Put him on. 1224 01:36:47,719 --> 01:36:51,133 - Hello. M-M-Mr. - Mr. Vend-d-detti? - What do you got for me, Five Spot? 1225 01:36:52,098 --> 01:36:54,215 Well, it-it-it-it's happening, Mr. Ve-Vendetti... 1226 01:36:54,809 --> 01:36:56,300 just like we thought. 1227 01:36:56,811 --> 01:36:59,519 Four t-t-t-tough customers... 1228 01:37:00,231 --> 01:37:04,225 just went into S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Snap's place. 1229 01:37:05,320 --> 01:37:07,280 Thanks, Five Spot. There's a C note in it for you. 1230 01:37:07,739 --> 01:37:10,527 A-A-A-A C note? Gee, th-th-thanks. 1231 01:37:11,326 --> 01:37:13,113 - Thanks, Mr.- - That cinches it. 1232 01:37:13,703 --> 01:37:15,319 He's hookin' up with O'Banion. 1233 01:37:15,788 --> 01:37:17,748 Okay, we're movin' on Provolone, we're movin' now! 1234 01:37:18,333 --> 01:37:20,120 A C note. 1235 01:37:20,626 --> 01:37:23,118 Order out for pizza. We'll be back in an hour. 1236 01:37:32,013 --> 01:37:33,893 - Wait till you see your office downtown. - Mmm. 1237 01:37:34,223 --> 01:37:37,807 You'll have a secretary, a telephone, beautiful view of the harbor. 1238 01:37:38,811 --> 01:37:41,724 And a key to the executive lounge. 1239 01:37:42,607 --> 01:37:45,816 - But not a vote on the board. - What? Let me see that. 1240 01:37:46,736 --> 01:37:48,602 Well, we thought... 1241 01:37:49,113 --> 01:37:51,526 you might serve in more of an advisory capacity. 1242 01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:54,192 Just until you learn the ropes, that is. 1243 01:37:54,702 --> 01:37:57,410 As sort of a silent partner. 1244 01:37:58,122 --> 01:37:59,829 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think... 1245 01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:03,326 for the dough that I am putting in, I deserve a vote. 1246 01:38:04,212 --> 01:38:07,125 And with all due respect, gentlemen, may I call attention to addendum B? 1247 01:38:08,007 --> 01:38:09,794 Oh, that? 1248 01:38:10,218 --> 01:38:12,301 That simply absolves the bank of any liability. 1249 01:38:13,012 --> 01:38:15,095 Yes. Should Mr. Provolone- 1250 01:38:15,723 --> 01:38:19,592 - Should Mr. Provolone what? - Incur any legal difficulties. 1251 01:38:20,728 --> 01:38:23,968 Let's not beat around the bush. We all know what kind of background he comes from. 1252 01:38:25,733 --> 01:38:29,397 Anthony, it sounds like they don't trust me. 1253 01:38:30,530 --> 01:38:34,194 - Not according to this. - No. Mr. Provolone... 1254 01:38:35,201 --> 01:38:38,694 these clauses are as much for your protection as ours. 1255 01:38:39,705 --> 01:38:42,698 Now, if you just sign this, please- 1256 01:38:45,503 --> 01:38:47,711 All right! Grab some sky, hoods, and hold it! 1257 01:38:50,007 --> 01:38:51,999 Drill the first rat that makes a move. 1258 01:38:52,635 --> 01:38:54,877 Lieutenant, what a pleasant surprise. 1259 01:38:55,638 --> 01:38:58,005 I'll bet. 1260 01:38:58,599 --> 01:39:00,439 I was just sayin' to Sofia this morning that... 1261 01:39:00,893 --> 01:39:03,806 we gotta have the Toomeys over for tea. 1262 01:39:04,522 --> 01:39:07,522 You don't really think we're in business with these people, do you, Officer? 1263 01:39:08,025 --> 01:39:10,233 We're only here because he threatened us. 1264 01:39:10,736 --> 01:39:12,819 That's right. He threatened to put the arm on us. 1265 01:39:15,199 --> 01:39:17,960 Save your breath, Fingers. Fingers Frischetti, O'Banion's trigger man. 1266 01:39:21,706 --> 01:39:24,995 - It's a privilege to watch your mind work, Toomey. - Thank you. 1267 01:39:32,925 --> 01:39:36,714 And this, gentlemen, is the infamous Sid "The Shiv" Saperstein. 1268 01:39:37,722 --> 01:39:39,509 I beg your pardon. 1269 01:39:40,016 --> 01:39:42,724 Hey, Sid, say "cheese." 1270 01:39:45,021 --> 01:39:46,887 You'd better take a look at these, Lieutenant. 1271 01:39:47,398 --> 01:39:51,392 University Club. Harvard Alumni Club. Republican National Committee? 1272 01:39:52,403 --> 01:39:54,611 Wait a minute. The City Commerce Board of Directors. 1273 01:39:55,198 --> 01:39:57,030 City Trade Association Board of Directors. 1274 01:39:57,533 --> 01:39:59,695 The State Financial Advisory Board. 1275 01:40:00,411 --> 01:40:02,903 Committee to Reelect Herbert Hoover. Eastside Athletic Club. 1276 01:40:03,623 --> 01:40:06,912 And two tickets to the Policemen's Ball. 1277 01:40:07,919 --> 01:40:11,788 Either you guys are legit, or this is the greatest job of forgery I ever seen. 1278 01:40:12,924 --> 01:40:14,711 I hope you're satisfied, Officer. 1279 01:40:15,134 --> 01:40:18,218 Gee, Toomey, he had me convinced he was Fingers Frischetti. 1280 01:40:19,013 --> 01:40:22,723 It don't add up. Why would Snaps Provolone be meetin' with four bankers? 1281 01:40:23,601 --> 01:40:26,093 - Maybe I was slummin'. - Clam it, Snaps. 1282 01:40:29,106 --> 01:40:31,894 I got it! The bag! 1283 01:40:32,735 --> 01:40:34,727 Fan out, boys. Find that little black bag... 1284 01:40:35,238 --> 01:40:37,981 the one that's been comin' in and out of this house all day. 1285 01:40:38,908 --> 01:40:41,321 What's the matter, Snaps? Nervous? 1286 01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:49,992 Lieutenant, we found it. 1287 01:40:50,628 --> 01:40:52,415 Just as I figured. 1288 01:40:53,005 --> 01:40:55,793 It seems that our friend Snaps here has been laundering Mob money... 1289 01:40:56,634 --> 01:40:59,422 through their bank, and here's your proof. 1290 01:41:00,221 --> 01:41:02,929 Get your cameras ready, boys. 1291 01:41:03,724 --> 01:41:06,512 Boys, this is gonna make me look good downtown. 1292 01:41:12,024 --> 01:41:13,606 Get out of my way! 1293 01:41:14,110 --> 01:41:17,023 Well, boys, he got the "laundry" part right. 1294 01:41:22,535 --> 01:41:24,775 I hate to say, "I told you so," but that's what we get... 1295 01:41:24,912 --> 01:41:26,824 for going into business with a crook! 1296 01:41:27,415 --> 01:41:29,702 I'm a crook? 1297 01:41:30,334 --> 01:41:33,327 You come into my house with your fine print and addendum... 1298 01:41:34,005 --> 01:41:35,917 and try to con me out of my dough? 1299 01:41:36,424 --> 01:41:39,212 Geez, I'm used to dealing with mobsters, bootleggers and gonzos... 1300 01:41:40,011 --> 01:41:42,503 but you bankers are scary. 1301 01:41:43,306 --> 01:41:46,925 - I have never been so insulted in all my life. - Wait. You're young yet. 1302 01:41:47,810 --> 01:41:50,223 It all came out in the wash, didn't it, Toomey? 1303 01:41:50,896 --> 01:41:52,936 Yeah. I didn't know you collected ladies' underwear. 1304 01:41:53,399 --> 01:41:55,999 Don't worry, Toomey. Maybe they'll give you a job as a bank guard. 1305 01:41:56,527 --> 01:41:58,894 Yeah, yeah. Shove off, you bums. 1306 01:41:59,614 --> 01:42:02,698 We hit 'em fast and hard, and nobody gets out alive. 1307 01:42:07,913 --> 01:42:10,075 Step on it, Dugan. 1308 01:42:17,423 --> 01:42:19,005 You all right, Lieutenant? 1309 01:42:27,808 --> 01:42:29,515 All right. All right. Out of the way. 1310 01:42:32,313 --> 01:42:35,727 Well, well. Mr. Vendetti. 1311 01:42:36,609 --> 01:42:38,896 Hiya, Toomey. 1312 01:42:39,612 --> 01:42:41,524 All right, boys. Take 'em in. 1313 01:42:46,118 --> 01:42:49,532 - Anthony, I like the way you handled yourself in here today. - Thank you, sir. 1314 01:42:50,414 --> 01:42:53,907 And I'm making you chief financial officer of Provolone Enterprises, Inc. 1315 01:42:54,919 --> 01:42:57,206 Sir... Dad... what an honor! 1316 01:42:57,838 --> 01:43:00,000 So we back in business, Mr. Provolone? 1317 01:43:00,633 --> 01:43:03,433 You can forget that "Mr. Provolone" stuff. From now on, call me "Boss." 1318 01:43:03,803 --> 01:43:05,294 Yes, Boss! 1319 01:43:07,515 --> 01:43:09,802 Sorry, Pop. I did the best I could. 1320 01:43:33,916 --> 01:43:36,829 Do you, Lisa and Theresa... 1321 01:43:37,628 --> 01:43:39,995 take Thornton and Anthony... 1322 01:43:40,631 --> 01:43:42,623 to be your lawfully-wedded husbands? 1323 01:43:43,300 --> 01:43:44,916 I do. 1324 01:43:46,429 --> 01:43:48,591 I do. 1325 01:43:49,306 --> 01:43:52,925 If anyone among you has reasons to doubt that these unions should take place... 1326 01:43:53,811 --> 01:43:56,804 let him speak now or forever hold his peace. 1327 01:43:59,191 --> 01:44:00,727 Stop! 1328 01:44:05,030 --> 01:44:08,194 - Who are you? - I'm Oscar. 1329 01:44:09,201 --> 01:44:12,035 - Get rid of him, expeditiously. - You got it. 1330 01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:18,617 - No, wait! - Grab his feet. 1331 01:44:24,300 --> 01:44:27,293 Then I now pronounce you man and wife. 1332 01:44:28,220 --> 01:44:30,428 You may kiss the brides. 113042

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