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(clicking) (whirring)

(uplifting music)

(clicking)

(screaming)

(tense music)

(water splashing)

(suspenseful music)

(whimpering)

(panting)

(screaming)

(eerie tense music)

- All right there settle down, settle down,

we gotta go on with our lesson now, come on.

I'm gonna give out some handouts right now to

elaborate a little bit more on the Everglades.

Miss McBride?

Okay.

It's important that the flow of water comes from

the north, south.

It cannot run to the Gulf of Mexico,

or the Atlantic Ocean.

If it does, we have a problem.

It'll dry up too quickly, and we won't have the water

that we need to drink properly,

to distribute the water to the farmlands,

and to give life

- Um, Miss McBride? - to the Indians

that live there. - Yes?

- I need your help.

I dropped my pen.

- Where?

- Right over there.

Could you help me out?

- Is there a problem with - Wanna make the notes.

accidents in the Everglades?

- Sure.

- [Student] Don't worry, Miss McBride, I'll get it.

- [McBride] Oh, why thank you.

(student chattering)

- Anybody else wanna talk about that?

- Brad over here is scared.

He thinks we're gonna get haunted

by the same people who got killed in the trip last year.

- Ooh.

- Jason, come on, show some respect.

- Okay. - Yeah, for real,

it is scary when you think about it.

I mean, I could of happened to anyone.

- Exactly. - True.

- It wouldn't have been my black ass.

You see something suspicious, you get out, simple as that.

(chuckling)

- In all seriousness,

I think we should be all right this weekend,

I'm not worried.

- Yeah why not, we'll have some dumb ass chaperone

going along for the ride.

- That chaperone tries to boss any of us around,

he's gonna see a side of me that he's never seen before.

- Ladies, will you just relax?

Don't you realize you're polluting the air

with all this negativity?

Everything gonna be all right.

We're gonna have a good, fun weekend.

Party, get our shit done.

Come back, graduate.

10 years from now, we're gonna talk about all the crazy,

raunchy shit we're about to get into this weekend.

OK?

Simple as that.

- It's also a very sensitive animal to have

and uh, very important that we have these animals around

because there's only like, 1200 of them left, very few.

Yes sir?

- Yes, Professor um, so I've heard that

boat collisions are actually

a primary source of a (mumbles).

(suspenseful music)

(gasping)

(students chuckling)

- Sorry, young lady, are you all right?

- I'm fine.

- [Student] I guess Freddy Kruger must have spooked her.

(retching) (poignant music)

- I can do this.

I can do this.

Professor, I just wanted to apologize for my conduct.

I've been going through a lot lately,

um, but I know that's no excuse.

- Well, what can I do for you?

- I was wondering if it's not too late

to sign up for the research trip this weekend?

- That's a possibility, let me see.

I think there's one more opening.

What's your first name?

- I'm a transfer student, Krystal?

- Last name? - Watson.

- Okay Miss McBride, would you put her name down?

- Sure.

- And for the rest of the time, she's gonna take over.

So, I gotta go, have a good weekend.

- [Krystal] You too.

- Wait, you're going on this? (perky music)

- Yeah.

- Can't wait to see 'ya.

(students chattering)

What up?

- What's up? - Oh nothing,

how was you're day?

- Craziest thing, right? - Tell me.

- I'm sitting in class - Uh-huh.

- and this chick sitting like two seats down from me,

- Uh-huh. - she just starts tripping out

all crazy and shit. (chuckling)

- Well I can't say I'm surprised,

it seems like everyone around here is some type of crazy.

- What are you trying to say?

- That basically, you're the only sane person

I know at this school.

- Whatever.

What are you trying to accomplish

by the end of this weekend?

- Well, I can answer that from various different angles.

So, be specific.

- Well, it's a research opportunity

and there's no money in it this time,

because some bastards want to kill all their friends

and keep the money for themselves.

I mean, nonetheless, it should be good experience.

I just wanna learn a thing or two,

maybe add a thing or three to my resume.

- Hmm, I see.

(tender music) - Nonetheless, you have my

deepest sympathy, I know these things

aren't easy to deal with.

- The scary thing is she told me everything.

Two weeks before she died.

Everything.

- I know you heard about that girl,

who jumped off the bridge.

That shit-- - Jenny, Jenny, listen.

People jump off bridges everyday.

Welcome to America.

- No, smart ass.

I'm talking about Ashley James or whatever.

From what I heard, she went on last year's trip.

She was the sole survivor of that whole killing spree.

Then, killed herself a few weeks later.

- How terribly sad.

- Yeah!

I mean, come on, that's crazy.

- Hold please.

(phone chirping)

What up, my ninja?

(perky music) Yeah.

I can if you give me like, five minutes.

OK, I love you too Mom.

Douches.

(chuckling) Well, I gotta go

take care of something.

See you tomorrow?

- Of course.

- OK, ciao.

- [Jenny] Bye.

(door alarm beeping)

- Hey, hey, hey,

where are you going?

Come over here.

- Yes?

- So, how did it go today?

- Oh, I was just at the gym, it was good.

Actually...

- You didn't.

Honey... - Oh my god,

for the millionth time, it's for school, it's for my career.

Ahem, I don't, I don't want to talk about this right now.

(tense music)

(tender music)

- Rough day, huh?

Mom still giving you shit?

You can't let her drag you down into her depression.

Mom is probably more worried about her sex life

than she is about your well being.

You need to move on, leave it all behind.

- It's easier said than done, Krystia.

But the truth is,

I'm lost.

I don't know what to do.

- You can't change the past, but--

- Mom just doesn't understand,

I need the trip to make the grade.

- My dear little sister.

You're like a little fish flowing in the current of life.

Helpless, but I hope, somehow, you'll find your way.

(poignant music)

(birds chirping)

- No, you're not listening to what I'm saying,

if you don't come get me right now, I will miss this bus.

- I'll pick you up at five, all right?

When I get out of work.

- [Man] Now let's get this show on the road.

(funky music) Who the hell's

Jackson Peterson?

- (chuckles) That would be me.

- [Man] Oh, OK.

- Man... - Nice shades, buddy.

Jennifer Banister?

- Uh, yeah, she's texting me, she's gonna get a ride

and met us there later.

- Oh, yeah.

Somebody's gonna give her a ride all right (chuckles).

- [Student] Not you, she said.

- Yeah, whatever, Sisqo.

Ana Mol-yur...

- Sound it out.

Sound it out. - Muriel.

- Come on. - Muriel.

(students cheering) Ana Muriel.

That's, that's cute.

- [Student] All right.

- All right guys, so now that we're ready to go--

Oh wait, I'm I forgetting somebody?

Shauna and Sandra?

(despondent music)

Nope, all right, so we're ready to go.

- Uh, you're just gonna leave them here?

- [Chaperone] All right, let's wait for one more minute.

- Can you even count to 60?

* My flow is notorious I'm always victorious

* Get a lot of bitches man

* Ha ha copious

* But a (mumbles) I chop new born's

* Umbilical cords when I scoring

* I sex a lot of chicks while you're jacking off to porn

* All my seniors swag so y'all can't see me

* So I'm a bad

(laughing) * Homie call me Brad

* Get it, B, see I'm bouncing off the walls

- Whoo! * Like a flipping tennis balls

- Yeah! * I'm a little off the

* Rocker with the cran and the vodka

- Whoo! * See this is how it goes

- Uh-huh. * Ain't nothing new though

* 'Cause while you're reaching

* For the stars I was reaching past Pluto

- Whoo! - Get up!

- Yay!

- Lame.

- Uh-oh.

- What you say, El Padre?

- We're did you get those rhymes from?

Sesame Street?

- Damn!

(chuckling) - Tried you.

- Why don't you come get some of this, Padre?

- What the?

(laughing) Come get some?

- Look at this motherfu...

- You know what, drop me a beat.

- A'right.

(beat boxing)

- Forget that, you're spitting all over your hand.

I'll take this fool without a beat.

- OK, Fidel Castro.

- Oh yeah.

(speaking in foreign language)

* Hey yo Bradley you think you cool

* Well you remember one thing

* Right now you're under my rule

- Ooh! - Pss...

* Bradley look at your lame friends

* I don't know what you see in them

* And it seems to me the only shirt size you know

* Is extra medium

- [Student] Ooh.

* Now as for the rest of you

* You think I'm a meany

* Well rub my lamp three times and poof

* Out pops out a genie

(funky hip hop music)

Let's go.

(speaking foreign language)

(relaxing music)

- [Woman] I'm actually excited about this weekend,

I'm not gonna lie.

- Me too - I just wanna spend

more time with you.

- [Jackson] Finally, weekend, baby.

Oh I forgot toilet paper.

- Speaking of asses...

Four vaginas, three cocks,

five if that other little sassy comes.

If you don't get any this weekend,

I feel sorry for you, my brother.

Yo Brad, you ready son?

(energetic rock music)

- Hey! - What?

Go.

- All right kids, listen up!

- Um, last time I checked, we're all adults here, so--

- Yeah, Jackson, that's right, I'm so sorry

it's completely my bad.

- It's fine.

- Alright kids, listen up.

- That as kinda rude. - I'm sure a lot of you

know what happened to those kids last year,

on the research trip. (tense music)

But I won't let the same thing that happened to you!

All right, so here are the rules, no--

Excuse me, Fake Little Bow Wow,

would you put the phone down and hear the rules?

(chuckling) Yeah, right.

Number one, don't leave the campsite.

Stay here, OK?

Number two, don't wander off by yourself.

If you're confused, see rule number one.

Number three, don't go off and have sex.

- What? - Number four,

don't wander off and masturbate.

- What?

- Into a coconut.

- [Jackson] Is that even possible?

- Simple.

- Too much information.

- And now, the golden rule.

Guys, do not make a mess of the premises, please.

They're letting us borrow it for the weekend,

to do this, so please, I don't want nobody telling me

"Hey Ricardo somebody masturbated into this coconut!"

You know, so, leave it as is, all right?

Thanks.

Now leave my presence.

Oh wait, I almost forgot!

You are to use the only two cabins assigned to you.

One for the madams, and one for the chaps.

Okay? - Yeah what about all the

other ones, there's like 100?

- What about, there's like 100 right, so I don't...

(clapping) They're haunted,

by a tortured spirit, so you shouldn't go in there

at all. - Oh my god!

- [Chaperone] I know, right?

- Cool story bro! - Yeah I know!

Now get out of my presence!

(sighs) Idiots.

Like 100 of 'em. * Space renegade

* But the cash is paid

* Let's do something that we never did before

* Make our way to the history store

* Let's see what's (mumbles)

* I want to-- (screaming)

* You want to feel close to me

* But that's the separation can free

* Can free can fly, fly like eagle

* Bring it by, way by and by and by

* How we see want to catch it my oh my oh my

* It's how I know, look around but I got this show

* I got-- (mumbling)

- Oh my back, my back, my back.

- Dude, that Christina girl - My back...

- is such a bitch! - Ah, whatever.

- [Jackson] I'm melting!

I'm hungry! - Move bitch!

- [Jackson] I need this, I need that!

How 'bout you do us all a favor and you

- [All] Shut the fuck up!

- Oh my god... - Yo, dead serious though.

How old is she?

- I don't know man, but it's never

too late to start college. (chuckling)

- I mean like what exactly did happen?

I mean I know, everyone got murdered but like,

do you know more about exactly, what happened?

- Um, yeah, yeah...

- I mean if it's a sore subject, then uh...

- I mean, I uh, really don't want to talk about it,

I'm sorry.

- Are you sure, like I'd like to know,

I mean, we're out here and...

- Well, I talked to one of the counselors

for the trip and she said nothing bad would happen.

She told me, she assured me,

nothing like that would happen,

so that's really, it's really all we need to know.

- Okay.

Wow. - Yeah.

- (sighs) I guess we'll just leave it at that.

- [Brad] Who we smashin' and who we passin' dog...

- [Jackson] Man you guys are just gonna be

smashing each other. - On that note,

I gotta go to the bathroom.

- I might have to go change dog.

- [Brad] All right man.

- Already changing. - Okay, so I'm

alone in the room with a white boy.

Don't try anything funny Shaggy!

- [Jackson] I won't, you do seem a little more excited

about it than me though. - Really?

(eerie tense music) (Brad singing softly)

(laughing)

- [Brad] Oh nigger they got grape drink in this hole.

Racist motherfuckers.

How did they know (chuckles)!

(dramatic music) Oop!

- I, I didn't mean to scare you.

I'm Jennifer.

You are? - I'm Bradley.

- Hi, nice to meet you, can you show me where

the cabins are please?

- You should walk a little bit louder next time.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

(fire crackling)

- [Woman] Well, think fast.

- For real? - Come on now.

- Become one with nature, this guy's hilarious.

- He talks so much shit,

- I know. - how in the world did he

become qualified to be an advisor?

- Hey all I know is he gots a big ass head.

(laughing)

- Probably knew someone.

- Politics of the workplace.

- Uh-hmm. - That's right.

- Exactly. - Well, I'm going to

the bathroom right quick.

- Uh, didn't you use the bathroom like 20 minutes ago?

- Well, if you must know,

the first time I went I did number one, and now--

- [All] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- We get it.

- Seriously. - Too much information baby!

- Whoa, woo!

- Well you'all asked.

- Hey, nobody need to know what you're gonna do

in the bathroom. - Yeah yeah yeah...

- Did you bring Febreeze? (laughing)

Stink that shit up!

- Shut up! (chuckling)

- So what do you guys - Hey, what's up.

- think about smoking weed?

- I don't really care. - Nah I'm at this weekend

retreat right now.

Hey I'll meet you up later, I'll meet you up baby doll.

(mumbling) All right.

- Hey who was that, get that ass?

- Nobody important. (chuckling)

- Hmm, the battery's dead.

- Hey yo, ya ya, being around this campfire,

reminds me of you-know-what.

- S'mores. - So, who's got a (inhales).

Kiss the moon (chuckling)?

- No thank you. - Nah, I'm good.

- No you didn't. (laughing)

- Nah, I'm messin' with you'all.

I ain't trying to mess with that this weekend.

Matter of fact, I ain't trying to mess with that, period.

Kills your brain cells. (mumbling)

- Everything kills your freaking brain cells.

- Everything kills your brain cells (laughs).

- Talkin' on the phone. - Uh-huh.

- Drinking a beer, taking a shit.

(giggling) (slamming)

(flatulating)

(chuckling) - Exactly, no wonder

there's so much heat on Mary.

- Mary, Mary, Mary. - Can you smell it?

(sniffing) - I quit since last year.

(coughing) - Quit since last night.

- Whoo! (giggling)

- You're a fool man. - So you guys went from

talking about politics in the workplace, to legalizing weed?

- Who's talking about weed?

- And that's my cue. - Were we talking about weed?

(fire crackling)

- Extra small, gotta peep the muscles bitch.

(crickets chirping)

- So, if you weren't mine, who would it be?

- Jason's all right I guess.

- [Woman] You're not bad yourself.

(clattering)

(gasping)

- It's for protection.

Protection for the both of us,

just in case any shit pops off, I'll be ready.

- Okay but, I'm sure we'll be okay.

I'm here for you.

No need to be scared.

- I'm not scared.

I'm prepared.

(tense music)

(funky music)

* He needs a girl, oh

* Before he goes to - Oh, shit!

Ha um, this probably isn't the boy's room, so uh,

I'm gonna go PB elsewhere.

This is awesome, and uh, I'm not gonna be

watching from the windows, so uh, see 'ya.

* Oh uh uh oh, oh uh uh oh

* Oh uh uh oh

- [Brad] Operation smash bitches is

about to be-- - Dudes dudes dudes

dudes dudes, I just got back from the girl's bathroom,

and it was like a dream come true.

- Really?

- Yeah it was awesome.

- Did you get laid?

- No.

- We don't want to hear that shit.

- Yeah I really don't want to hear it.

(chuckling) - Okay.

- Any who, in other news (chuckles).

- I'll see 'ya around.

- He's got his ball's in his bitch.

- Yo, sit down! - Yo man, we just

messing with you, you just sit down, chill.

- Ha ha oh... - Not that serious Shaggy.

- [Brad] I didn't mean it.

- Oh you were joking. - We got work to do anyway,

you know, we cut it up, you want to learn?

- No. (sighing)

- It's not weed dog. - Well I quit,

since last year. - I was joking.

- Pay attention.

- Oh, gosh. (laughing)

My research has begun.

- Yeah, well see there's no prize money this time

so I'm not really all that concerned about

- Whoo! - you know,

too much research. - That's a nice knife son!

Wa, wa! - Japanese steel.

- [Jackson] Don't think that's how you use that.

- Please don't break that. - Oh yes.

- But for real though, I thought those motherfuckers

went and killed all those motherfuckers,

who could blame the motherfuckers

for not funding this motherfucker?

(chuckling)

Dumb motherfuckers. - Wow, that was very profound.

(laughing) - For real though.

Shakespearean.

- Guys, guys!

I have the greatest idea.

- What? - Why don't we go

to the boys' room, and take all their liquor.

- Sounds like (mumbles). - Yeah I like that idea.

- Let's go. (electricity crackling)

(spacey hip hop music)

(rapping)

* I I I just focus on my private life

* Everybody's so (mumbles) give them all I got the best

* Cu cu culture (mumbles)

- [Woman] (mumbles) Ana.

Life's a party, and just to clarify,

I'm actually bi.

* I'm in my really ail-ee ways, ail-ee ways

* (mumbles) my futurific days bitch

* Since they try to know, they should ask around

- [Brad] Ha, Bradley handsome baby!

You're about to be number 67.

I'm settle down after this one.

* Turn it up load * Load

* Then that's the sound of Rigel town

* (mumbles) the futuristic soul

* Music, music, music, music

* We come we come to steal the futuristic soul

* Music, music, music, music

* Halfway down to your galaxy

* High up, that's down with me

- [Christina] Yes I will pop a cap in Jackson's ass

if he fucks around, and yes Christina is

my motherfucking name.

* They're attacking me, why they after me

- [Jackson] I'm Jackson, and about that girl Christina,

we had a thing freshman year, and I never got it in.

You see where I'm going with this.

* Let's get it in, if I said it, then I meant it

* Though we asking, all these crushes,

* There's food for thought, digest it

- [Woman] It's me, Stacey.

There's nothing I wouldn't do for my lover Ana.

* It's that new shit, new shit--

We've been together for a year,

and yes I do wear the pants.

* Turn it up load * Loud

* Then that's the sound of Rigel town

* Town * Is they is they

* Ail-ee futuristic--

- [Man] Ladies and gentlemen, my name's Jason.

I really don't care about this research trip.

I'm here to get laid.

* Music, music, music, music

* Oh, I think they mad at me

* Damn I think they mad at me - The name is Jenny.

See what this niggah don't know, is that I run this game.

* Oh, I think they mad at me

* Damn I think they mad at me

* 'Cause I be in my spaceship (mumbles) galaxy

* Let's ride, let's ride, let's ride, let's ride.

* With my windows down, crank that futuristic sound

* It's the it's the ail-ee that futuristic soul

* Music, music, music, music

* We come we come to steal that futuristic soul

* Music, music, music

(birds chirping)

- Get off me cooley!

- Listen you motherfucker, I felt something

in my pussy last night and I know it was you.

- Yeah well it wasn't me, I would never--

- Are you fucking kidding me? - Shit!

- Seriously?

- Such a crazy bitch!

- Ow, my feet! - Ouch!

(funky upbeat music)

- [Jackson] No no no no no no no no no!

(slapping) Shit!

- Jesus, yeah.

Yes, can I help you?

You're taking my oxygen away from my fire!

- Yo, you were the one that disappeared,

we were trying to figure out what was up with you!

- Seriously! - What if we had

an emergency? - Shit, ooh that's easy!

Dial nine, one, one!

- In all seriousness, your job is to look after us.

- In all seriousness your job is to look after us!

- Hmm (sighs)!

- Well you know we can report you once we get back, right?

- Oh! - Shit.

- Okay report me? - Yeah.

- Oh, report me.

Well you know what, you can go ahead and do that.

But who says I can't report any of you,

for drinking on this trip, when you signed a waiver,

that said you wouldn't?

- Way to make it discreet, Jackson!

- Good job!

- Look, you guys are grown ups, you're not kids, okay?

So, don't get me wrong, if shit goes down,

I'll take care of it, just so long as I can sit here,

enjoy the flames, roast my marshmallows,

and be one with nature, then we're cool, all right?

Got that?

There you go...

- Nah. - Nah...

Listen, we go canoeing in three hours,

and I'm supposed to supervise you, whatever,

but you know what if you want to report me,

you can say I did that much, okay?

- Well we won't report you.

You explained yourself now, it's all good.

- Then perfect, I mean you're not a bunch of kids.

All right, god!

- [Jackson] Let's get out of here man.

- Messin' with my mojo man, damn!

Hey. - I've never

had a marshmallow in the morning.

(dramatic music) - Huh, you never had

a marshmallow in the morning?

- No! - Oh it's the greatest thing!

You want one? - Oh sure, that'd be good.

- Wait, wait one second! - It's so hot!

- I know, wait right there, wait!

- (sighs) Super hot.

(dramatic music) - Here's the trick with

marshmallows in the morning, you got to really

get it ashy, look at that!

- Ah!

(laughing)

- Bon appetit!

- Really?

That was super fucking sweet!

- Oh what?

Still good!

- Eat it then bitch!

- Has little leaves in it, but it's still...

See, it's still good, come on!

Whatever, more marshmallows for me.

(relaxing music)

(eerie tense music)

(relaxing music)

- Hey, hey, (mumbles), oh yeah.

Sky! (clattering)

He faded all right.

- Hey hey hey, - Whoa!

- you won't believe this!

- What, talk to me.

- Um, what's up with the beanie?

- You like it? - Yeah,

what you, gangsta now?

- I'm, trying to appeal to a certain demographic,

so it works?

- I like it, it's cool.

- It saves, so I'm keeping it (chuckles)

- Listen, remember that girl

I was telling you about on Thursday?

- Yes I do. - Yeah, that one, she's here.

- Shut, what the what!

Who is she?

- Krystal.

- Krystal is a crazy weirdo!

She-yeah! - Listen,

she's not, she' a little weird--

- Oh my god, dude, I, tried to bang her last night!

- And how did that go?

(groaning)

* Fake niggahs tried dabbing me to save one for the night

- You're not, you're not even listening to me?

- I'll call you back.

* I'm too far gone - Uh, if fucking

my number in your phone...

- Uh-hmm. - We could text each other.

If we uh, words, um, we're um, we're still friends.

- It didn't. - It did not go well at all.

(giggling) Wow.

Shit - Yeah.

- Well, at least now we know why.

- She's a little weird, okay yeah, but she's not crazy.

Everyone's got a little crazy,

you know? - Like, how I'm crazy

about you, wait, no I'm not.

Or am I?

(foreboding music)

(sultry hip hop music)

- [Brad] Yeah yeah.

One two one two.

* When you're in love, you say the darndest things

* But when you're in love you get to

* Get it get it get it get it on

* When you're in love, you go through misery

* But when you're in love it seems

* Like misery is also its company

* I just let go, I just let go

* I just let go

* And everything's gonna be all right

- Come on brah it's not even what it look like.

- Hey, I'm not anyone to judge but

damn homie, didn't you hear the rules?

- It's not what it look like.

(speaking foreign language)

Get out of here!

(chuckling) - Yeah, okay.

- That's what I'm talking about.

* De-dee de dee-dee, de dee-dee

* A wee bom-bomb - Really, I told you to get

* Away - lost!

- It's the (mumbles), bitch! - Bye!

- Lame ass children.

(perky music)

- [Krystal] A little hot (mumbles).

- [Jackson] You sure you don't want to go?

- [Krystal] Nah, I'm dead.

(grunting) - Wait, wait for me.

(slow hip hop music) Wait, wait wait wait wait!

- [Krystia] Are we supposed to be (mumbles)

you guys in or what?

* Oh my freaking god

* Me and everybody, we (mumbles)

* Know we bring the party, no matter where we are

* Are, better deal with the dishes that we borrow

* We visit, I feel like a (mumbles)

* A couple shots I'm tipsy

* And hell is there I missed it

- [Ana] You guys are gonna fall!

* Look at my eyes they'll know I'm trippin'

- [Jason] Hey Brad, I got a coconut waiting for 'ya!

- [Brad] Are you kidding me?

- Krystal? - Mm?

- I've been meaning to ask you,

what happened last Thursday in class?

- What do you mean?

What, you think I'm crazy?

- No, I, I didn't say that.

Um, you know what, never mind.

(birds chirping)

(tender music)

- Look,

I'm really closed up, and,

um, I have a hard time trusting people.

That's why I always keep my shit to myself.

- I can understand that.

- The only person I ever did trust,

jumped off a bridge a few months ago and,

she told me everything before she died.

And it's crazy, because about a year ago,

she was doing the same thing we're doing right now.

- Ashley James?

- If this trip wasn't required for me to graduate,

(tense music) this is the last place

I would be.

- I'm sorry Krystia, I had no idea.

- It's, it's fine.

(water splashing)

(energetic hip hop music)

* I said (mumbles) bring the party

* Party, no matter where we are

- I'm gonna make you my bitch.

- I've been your bitch for the past year.

Wanna play rough? - Don't we always?

Take her relentless tenacity.

(grunting)

- Let go. - We always have to go

through the same thing.

Tap out Ana! (grunting)

I said tap out! - No, fuck you!

- Tap out bitch!

(grunting) Ow!

- [Ana] Now who's the bitch.

- Oh no, it's you tranvest-alin!

Hey, tag me in, tag me in!

It's how we do it in America!

All you do is just touch my hand, and then I get there,

and then, she gets on top of me, it's perfect!

- This is the second time your doing the shit.

Piss off Jackson.

- Now, I'm having a little trouble understanding your tone,

is that a metaphorical or a literal piss off?

- Please just leave.

- All right, all right.

Oh shit!

(thudding)

Hey, you'all play nice then, whoo!

- You always win, don't you?

- Yes but, this is just child's play.

I love you.

(tense music) - How much?

- I'd pull a star out of the sky for you.

And if anyone ever tried to hurt you,

I would bury them myself.

I would do anything for you.

- Anything?

(water splashing)

* In the jungle, the mighty jungle

* Jason sleeps tonight

* In the jungle, the mighty jungle

* Jason sleeps tonight

* Ba dum, ba dum ba dum

* Jason Martinez got a big old cock, a big old cock

* A big old cock, a big old cock

* A big old cock, a big old cock

* Christina, and Krystal, and Jenny, and Stacey

* And Ana, sucking on my, banana, whoo

* In the jungle, the mighty jungle

* Jason sleeps tonight

Whoo, whoo, oh, what the fuck!

Dammit!

Fuck!

Shit!

Huh?

Damn! (curtain flapping)

Fuck...

Huh! - Whoo!

Isn't it a little, too cold?

- This moment, never happened!

* My number, loose cannon there has a

* big lick (Raccoon cooing)

* Just a skinny mig searching for his spaceship

* And I'm strapped up, with my phone clip

* You mouth pack a lot of shine mine's with rhymes

(tense music)

- What are you reading! - Oh my god you scared me!

(laughing) You get lost!

- No really, what are you reading?

- [Jenny] So enough about me, tell me about you.

- Well my mom, she's a trip.

The only sane people I have at my house

are my stepdad and my half-sister, Krystia.

- Really, you know I always said

if I had a daughter, I'd want to name her Krystia.

(chuckling)

- Well, she lived in Columbia with her dad,

until she was 16, then she came to the States

to live with us.

We got really close, especially after Ashley.

Everyone went kind of off the deep end after that.

But, she was strong, for all of us.

- So what about your dad?

- He left when I was four.

I don't remember him much, but,

my mom said he was a drunk deadbeat asshole.

And then she married my stepdad when I was six.

He's like, a father, to me, someone I can call Dad.

- That's so sweet, um,

what are you doing for the rest of tonight?

- Just finishing up some research work.

Some of us actually have to do this to graduate.

I couldn't party much, sucks but, you know.

- Yeah I feel you but, you'll be all right.

- Can't wait to go home in the morning.

I miss my sister.

I should text her.

And you?

- Uh, I have to finish compiling this research shit,

but it looks like I should be having some

good company, momentarily.

- Oh.

(brooding music)

- What?

Gimme some. - No.

- Come on, come on, come on come on!

You're my ninja, come on!

All right, you're my brother!

You're my brother, you're my ni...

You're my ni...

You're my neighborhood friend!

- (chuckles) I'm just messing with you man.

- All right, give me that, come on man.

- Aha! - Whoo!

Look at that, it's green!

- Okay, who was it?

- I'm sorry, what?

- Man don't play dumb with me, I know one of you'all

took my towel.

Did you know, I had to run through the woods

butt-naked and a raccoon damn near bit my ass?

(laughing)

Ah, Mr. Bradley!

That's funny, right Brad?

- It's hilarious. - Uh, did you by any chance

happen to tell Jackson I caught you, red handed.

- Forget both of you. - You got, you got busted?

- Yeah, he broke rule number four.

- He was tugging one?

- Yes! - You did a little tugging?

- Inside of a coconut! - Inside a coconut!

- Jackson! - Thought you said you quit?

- [Jackson] Deny, just said that because

girl's aren't going to jump in the sack with a stoner.

(crickets chirping)

(tense music)

(telephone beeping)

(telephone ringing)

- Hey.

I'm just checking up on you.

(speaking foreign language)

- Uh, yes!

I have to do this for school, I told you!

Yes, I'll be careful.

Fu...

(keypad clicking)

(telephone beeping)

- Will you leave her alone?

- Why don't you mind your own business

and let me deal with my own daughter?

- You forgot I raised her as my own daughter?

(speaking foreign language)

Krystia, I know how things look,

but your mother-- - I know, we all care

about Ashley, she was like a sister to Krystal

and family to all of us.

But that doesn't mean the same thing will happen to her!

I think the best thing we can do for her,

is just to give her some space,

to let her breathe, and live her life,

rather than dwelling in the past.

- You're right.

- You just need to take it easy.

- What do you care? - Seriously guys?

I can't deal with this, I'm going to my room.

- I'm sorry honey.

(tense music)

- Krystal your mom's just worried about you.

That's what mom's do.

- But ever since, my best friend died,

she's always like this!

Like always worried, always calling!

She even, she even lost her job.

- What does she do?

- Real Estate.

- Oh, my dude used to work in Real Estate.

- Your, dude?

- Yeah, my, boyfriend.

He used to work in Real Estate,

but now he's a film editor for this studio,

I don't even know the name of it,

I just know they lean more towards lower budget

horror films, you know, like zombies and shit.

- (chuckles) I don't really like horror.

- [Jenny] Well, what type of movies do you like?

- Well, lately I really haven't watched many movies, but...

(suspenseful music)

What is that?

Is that yours? - No!

Wow!

- It's recording us!

- You know something, I bet you anything,

Brad had something to do with this.

Wait, till I see that nigger.

- Yo, instead of us sitting around here and doing nothing,

who wants to go exploring empty cabins,

and tweet the shit that we find?

- That sounds like no fun, at all.

- Come on!

Brad?

- Explore empty cabins?

- Yes.

- You want to go explore empty cabins,

so you want to, in the middle of the woods,

in the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere,

you want to go explore empty cabins?

- [Jason] That's, did I stutter?

- Don't you watch movies?

- Uh-hmm, yeah.

- Hey you know what happens to the guy

that wants to go explore empty cabins?

- Uh... - He ends up chopped up.

- Do, do you smell that?

- [Jackson] Yeah, a little bit.

- I smell a lot of weed, but I also smell a hint of pussy.

- There's a hint, there's a hint of pussy.

(mumbling)

- I am not a dumby. - There's a hint of vagina.

Bro, come on man, it's not like you're gonna die!

(dramatic music)

- You're right.

On that note, I have the munchies (laughs)!

I'ma go get some!

Have fun whacking each other sun-shines.

- You know what, that reminds me,

I have two dyke and hoes waiting for me, back in the cabin,

and um, they're looking ripe.

- I'm sorry, ripe?

- Yes, ripe, ready to be picked,

and eaten. - You are so weird.

- Yeah, peace.

Oh, just in case you don't get any (laughs)!

- It's the brand I use, thanks!

(crickets chirping)

- All my life,

(poignant music)

I promised myself,

that before I graduated college,

before I got that diploma,

that I was gonna have a threesome

with two of the baddest bitches!

And now,

I'm five feet away from it!

Thank you (weeps)!

(sighing)

Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum ba dum ba dum...

So uh, ladies, can I join the party?

- Nnn-no.

- Hey, huh? - No.

- 'Scuse me?

- Get out.

- Get, ah!

(chuckling)

Okay.

All this is horseshit!

(door slamming)

Horseshit!

- He's so annoying. - Mm-hmm.

(groaning)

(chuckling) - Yeah, we know that one,

(mumbling)

Mm, oh, oh nothing ugly, nothing ugly,

oh she's okay, ooh, I hate red hair though.

Oh it it'll be fine, it'll be fine.

Ho, whoo!

Oh twist, twist time, okay, back to reg.

Oh it's gonna happen oh, oh, oh, holy guacamole!

- Oh, oh! - What the fuck!

- Look, technically,

you, you just took my virginity!

Here you go! - Let me tell you something,

you stupid fuck!

- [Jackson] Oh!

(mumbling) (dramatic music)

(clanking)

(crickets chirping)

(steel ringing)

(thumping) (squishing)

- I think I,

I think I want to get back to the old me.

- Meaning?

- I want to be true to myself.

- Okay, go on.

- I miss...

Dick.

(brooding music)

Come on. (sighing)

Don't feel bad.

We can still see each other.

- Go.

- Fine.

(tense music)

(water splashing)

(eerie tense music)

(dramatic music)

(gasping) (splattering)

(grunting)

(eerie tense music) (splattering)

(sultry funky music)

- Whoa momma!

* He needs a girl, oh, before he goes to bed

* He needs the feeling of my good healing

* To lay his head

* I don't know - Oh yeah.

(lips smacking)

- [Brad] Hey.

- Nigger what took you so long?

- I was just taking a piss.

- Listen, me and Krystal,

found your little camera that you planted,

and you planning to make a porno, really?

You, you didn't tell me anything about a camera.

- No (chuckles), it's not even my style.

I mean, since we have the hardware.

Go ahead, do something strange for the camera.

- Niggah, please.

(chuckling)

- So what's up with Krystal?

Where's she at anyway?

- [Jenny] I don't know, after we found that camera,

she up and left, and that's exactly what I'm about to do.

(eerie tense music) (crickets chirping)

(dramatic music)

- Oh, uh, sorry!

- What do you want?

- Just to get away from there.

What is this place anyway?

Is this cabin a part of Everglade Central?

- I have no idea.

I just went for a walk and I found it.

- Oh, figured Ricardo would be here.

When I knocked on the door, nobody answered,

so I took over this bitch.

- It's funny, remember how Ricardo told us

that we could only use two of the cabins?

I guess no one followed that rule.

- Um, I think something weird is going on.

- Elaborate?

- I found a camera in my cabin.

- And?

- And, it was recording!

I got scared, so I called the police.

Do you think that was a good idea?

What's wrong?

- I just want to be alone.

- [Krystal] Where's Ana?

- I do not wish to discuss.

- Oh, okay...

But could I please stay here?

I don't want to go into that other cabin.

- Do whatever you want, I think I'm gonna go back.

- Well, wait!

Why do you want to go back

to those miserable, disgusting cabins?

Could, and could you just stay here,

I just need to use the bathroom and,

it'll be really quick and I, I don't want to be alone.

- And I really do.

We were born alone, and we'll go to our grave alone.

Goodnight.

- Well, what about twins, they aren't born alone.

(dramatic music)

(police siren howling) (energetic music)

(police radio chattering)

- [Brad] So, we shouldn't leave, right?

- I don't know.

We can't just leave Krystal like that.

I'm gonna call her again.

I didn't even know there were cabins over here.

- Oh yeah, you weren't here for his fat ass lecture.

- Voicemail. - All this talk about,

oh, you guys can only use two cabins!

Jackson already told us there's about 100 of 'em out here.

(dramatic music)

So we partying with (mumbles) tonight, right?

- What?

- Okay!

- Wow, and you know you're wrong for that!

- You know I'm right (laughs).

- All this random shit, random tent,

shit is weird.

- Hold on, random tent, random cabin...

- Yeah. - Random panties,

random cocaine, oh,

why are we here?

This is not for black people!

What, you're fucking trip-- - Wait!

Where are you going?

Listen, tell me why you're on this trip.

- To get laid.

- Really? - I needed an easy

three credits.

- And what is this I hear about Ricardo ranking on you?

Extra-svidium? - Forget you, Ricardo,

and whoever told you about that.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- We could forget that...

(energetic music)

(crickets chirping)

(gasping)

(dramatic music)

(tense music)

(gurgling)

(suspenseful music)

(thumping)

- Hey, you know those girls Shayna, and...

- Shauna, and Shaundra?

(fingers snapping)

- I heard they look good.

- They're in my ecology class.

They don't really talk to anybody.

Yo, they some lucky bitches though.

You know they did a documentary,

and won a budget for a legit movie?

- Yeah.

All I know is they was supposed to ride the bus with us,

and they missed it.

Hmm, sucks for them.

- Get up, I have to go to the bathroom.

- Ooh (grunts)!

(eerie tense music)

(sighing)

(energetic music) (whimpering)

(crickets chirping)

(suspenseful music)

(gasping) (dramatic music)

(energetic music) (whimpering)

- (whimpers) No, no, no no! (dramatic music)

No!

(whimpering) (thumping)

(dramatic music)

- Hey, babe?

Hey.

Yeah.

I miss you too.

You know I come home tomorrow.

(sighing)

Well I'm actually about to take it in right now,

so, yeah, I just wanted to say goodnight.

All right baby, love you too.

All right, bye.

(sighing)

(eerie tense music)

(thumping)

(gasping) (suspenseful music)

(crackling)

(eerie tense music)

- I didn't even get no head.

(dramatic music)

(thumping) (grunting)

(eerie tense music)

- I'm here for you, no need to be scared.

I will do anything for you.

- I'm prepared.

Anything?

(thumping)

(retching) (coughing)

(crickets chirping)

(suspenseful music)

(whimpering)

- [Ana] Oh my god...

(energetic music)

Jason!

(whimpering)

(screaming)

No, no!

No, no (screams)!

(screaming)

(groaning) (gasping)

(dramatic music)

(speaking foreign language)

- [Stacey] If anyone ever tried to hurt you,

I'll bury them myself!

(grunting) (bat whooshing)

(screaming)

(hits thudding)

(energetic music)

(screaming) (hits thudding)

(suspenseful music)

(thumping) (steel ringing)

(crickets chirping)

I would do anything for you.

(whimpering) (police radio chattering)

(brooding music)

(whimpering)

(brooding music)

(thumping)

(dramatic music)

(suspenseful music)

(dramatic music)

- Just point and shoot, it's not that difficult.

(tense music)

We'll meet that rich film investor bitch,

get her money, handle our business, and skip town.

- All for 50,000?

Really Shauna?

- Since 2004, Hoddervision has been in the business of

funding horror films, ultra-low-budget.

Our usual investment is 20 to 75,000 and it's just

based on the project and the amount of profit

that we can project to generate.

After looking at your script,

I think that $50,000 would be appropriate.

Now we heard of your award winning documentary,

congrats on that, on the Everglades,

you got a lot of accolades on that, congratulations.

- Thank you. - But, this is the real world

and big business, this could be

a defining moment in your career.

You think you can do this?

- Yes. - Of course.

- We have been producing films for a while now,

and we're sure that we can provide

a shocking and a (mumbles) film for our audience.

- Thomas, your phone.

Thomas, your phone!

(snapping) (dramatic music)

(tense music)

Anyway, as I was saying, um,

we have these releases and paperwork

that we're gonna need your actors

and all of your crew to fill out,

and once the film has been produced

we'll need you to bring back all the raw footage,

directly to our office and Thomas will get in editing.

So, let's see I have your check here,

for 50,000, and I uh,

I want you to know we're trusting you with this.

Given the short nature of the project,

and the contract that you're legally bound to,

I'm sure that uh, this will be in good hands.

In short, don't fuck with my money.

- [Both] Understood.

- Thomas will you get me some coffee please.

(suspenseful music)

(fire crackling) (crickets chirping)

(dramatic music)

(whimpering)

(police radio chattering)

(police siren howling)

(birds chirping)

- [Davidson] How are you doing?

- Doing good, all done and ready to go sir.

- [Davidson] So how much do I owe you for this?

- Don't even worry about it.

This is like therapy for me.

- Really? - Look here I got that

for you, yes sir.

- Here, take this.

- Did you hear about that unmanned police car

that drove over the Maintown Bridge on the news?

- I think it was about four miles from here.

- Four miles, damn, that's kind of close.

All right sir, I'm gonna have to get going.

- [Reporter] This just in.

An unmanned Police Interceptor has been reported

to have driven off the Maintown Bridge last evening.

According to Chief of Police,

this car was owned by Officer Jim Braise,

a 35 year old veteran who is now

considered to be missing. - Mom look at this.

- What?

- The trunk reportedly broke - Look at the TV.

open on impact.

No deaths have yet been reported.

An investigation into the missing

officer is now underway. - Wow, I wonder how

that happened. - Homicide has not been

ruled out in this case. - Can you imagine?

- [Reporter] Please stay tuned for further developments.

(dramatic music)

- By the way, give your sister a buzz,

she should be home some time soon.

- Yeah, I haven't heard from her this morning,

no text, nothing.

(brooding music)

- (sighs) Kids nowadays and texting.

(cellphone buzzing)

- Oh wait now, what madness is this?

This blasted girl didn't tell me she's actress?

Hiding thing from me?

- [Davidson] Is there a problem that exists

in the Everglades Camp?

(shutter clicking)

- Hey professor, do you think we can

take a look at the sign up sheet

for the research trip this weekend.

(speaking foreign language) (eerie tense music)

- Oh, my dude used to work in Real Estate.

- Your, dude?

- Yeah, my boyfriend.

He used to work in Real Estate,

but now he's a film editor for this studio,

I don't even know the name of it,

I just know they lean more towards

lower budget horror films, you know?

- Let me see what we have here.

(poignant music)

- [Flight Attendant] To our returning residents,

welcome home, to our visitors, welcome to the Bahamas,

the country of 700 beautiful islands and keys.

This is the island of New Providence on which

is situated our nation's capital Nassau.

(grim laughter)

(perky music)

* Whoo

* Yeah

* Uh, yeah I got a (mumbles).

* Incredible, whoo, whoo, whoo

(laughing)

* Redemption * Their money in that

* Duffle bag that made me do it

* Ah * His big face

* In that big safe, that made me do it

* Ah * This high life

* That street light, they made me do it

* What * (mumbles) just had to do it

* Damn * That made me do it

* That made me do it

* (mumbles) in two chains, that made me do it

* Nah * That work, that work man

* That made me do it

* That work * That work, that work man

* That made me do it

* Ha * Pay that masked man

* And our dad planned, that may be good good good

* Yeah * That small safe

* with that big cake

* I just had to do it do it

* Ha

(rapping)

* I'm hungry for this (mumbles) I just had to do it

(rapping)

(speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- [Krystia] My dear little sister.

You're like a little fish floating in the current of life,

helpless, but I hope somehow you will find your way.

- Holy shit!

(tense music)

(spacey hip hop music)

(rap music)

* So when it comes to the shit (mumbles)

* I I I just focused on my private life

* Everybody's soul and hot and my my give them all I got

* The best ah, of c-c-culture

(rapping)

* Hey ah, I'm in my really ail-ee ways

* Ail-ee ways, ya

* I'll get my futuristic phase, bitch

* Since they try to know, they should ask around

* This the new shit, new shit, let me break it down

* Add some heart and soul * Heart and soul

* Turn it up real loud * Real loud

* Then blast the sound of Rigel town

* It's they it's they ail-ee futuristic soul

* Music, music, music, music

* We come we come to steal that futuristic soul

* Music, music, music, music

* I'm way daddy yo daddy see

* High up, that's down with me

* I don't follow suit

* If it's formal I go casually

* Fake niggers try dabbing me

* The same ones put a knife in the back of me

* Why they after me, I'm too far gone

* I'm on the moon Neil Armstrong

* Armstrong * How you get that high

* How you get that fly

* Ground's gonna tick and time goes tock

* But it's our time so find your watch

* Watch * Let's get it

* If I said it, then I meant it

* Don't be asking, all these questions

* There's food for thought, digest it

* Whoo * Since they trying to know

* They should ask around, it's that new shit

* New shit * Let me break it down

* Add some heart and soul, turn it up real loud

* Real loud * Then blast the song

* Rigel town * Town

* Stay, stay * Ail-ee futuristic soul

* Music, music, music, music

* We come we come to steal that futuristic soul

* Music, music, music, music

* Oh, I think they mad at me

* Damn I think they mad at me

* 'Cause I be here in my spaceship

* Cruising through the galaxy

* Galaxy, galaxy, galaxy

* That's right, that's right

* Oh, I think they mad at me

* Damn I think they mad at me

* 'Cause I be in my spaceship

* Cruising through the galaxy

* Galaxy, galaxy * That's right

* That's right, that's right, that's right

* With my windows down, blast that futuristic sound

* It's they, it's they ail-ee futuristic soul

* Music, music, music, music

* We come we come to steal they futuristic soul

* Music, music, music, music

* Is they is they ail-ee futuristic soul

* Music, music, music, music