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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,090 --> 00:00:15,090 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:15,172 --> 00:00:16,740 So take a look at the guidelines, 3 00:00:16,774 --> 00:00:18,743 read them carefully, and we hope 4 00:00:18,775 --> 00:00:20,243 that the people of the United States 5 00:00:20,277 --> 00:00:22,313 will take them very seriously, 6 00:00:22,346 --> 00:00:24,282 because they will fail 7 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:25,850 if people don't adhere to them. 8 00:00:25,882 --> 00:00:28,552 We have to have, as a whole country, 9 00:00:28,585 --> 00:00:31,488 cooperate and collaborate to make sure these get done. 10 00:00:31,521 --> 00:00:32,457 Thank you. 11 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:35,326 Okay. Go ahead. 12 00:00:35,359 --> 00:00:36,893 Mr. President. 13 00:00:36,926 --> 00:00:38,595 Mr. President, a lot of people are concerned 14 00:00:38,628 --> 00:00:41,798 about how long all of this might last. 15 00:00:41,832 --> 00:00:43,533 Do you have any kind of estimate 16 00:00:43,567 --> 00:00:46,436 that if Americans really were to band together... 17 00:00:46,469 --> 00:00:48,238 - Right. - ...do what the White House 18 00:00:48,271 --> 00:00:49,940 is suggesting, how quickly could we turn this corner? 19 00:00:49,973 --> 00:00:51,908 My favorite question, I ask it all the time. 20 00:00:51,942 --> 00:00:53,543 How many times, Anthony? 21 00:00:53,576 --> 00:00:55,912 I think I ask him that question every day, 22 00:00:55,945 --> 00:00:59,417 and I speak to Deborah, I speak to a lot of them, 23 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:00,751 I get their opinion. 24 00:01:00,783 --> 00:01:02,686 So, it seems to me, 25 00:01:02,719 --> 00:01:05,289 that if we do a really good job, 26 00:01:05,322 --> 00:01:08,626 we'll not only hold the death 27 00:01:08,659 --> 00:01:13,564 down to a level that is much lower than the other way, 28 00:01:13,596 --> 00:01:15,298 had we not done a good job. 29 00:01:15,331 --> 00:01:18,668 But people are talking about July, 30 00:01:18,701 --> 00:01:20,471 August, something like that. 31 00:01:21,337 --> 00:01:23,306 So it could be right in that period of time, 32 00:01:23,340 --> 00:01:24,775 where it... I say "wash," 33 00:01:24,808 --> 00:01:25,843 it washes through. 34 00:01:26,343 --> 00:01:28,246 Other people don't like that term, 35 00:01:28,278 --> 00:01:29,613 but where it washes through. 36 00:01:32,349 --> 00:01:34,252 How about another joke, Murray? 37 00:01:34,284 --> 00:01:36,019 No, I think we've had enough of your jokes. 38 00:01:36,052 --> 00:01:37,787 - What do you get... - I don't think so. 39 00:01:37,820 --> 00:01:39,757 - ...when you cross... - I think... 40 00:01:39,790 --> 00:01:41,425 - ...a mentally ill old loner... - we're done with you. 41 00:01:41,457 --> 00:01:42,525 ...with a society that abandons him, 42 00:01:42,558 --> 00:01:43,527 and treats him like trash! 43 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:44,962 Call the police. 44 00:01:44,995 --> 00:01:46,664 I'm telling you, what you get? 45 00:01:46,697 --> 00:01:47,765 - Call the police. - You get 46 00:01:47,798 --> 00:01:48,466 what you fucking deserve! 47 00:05:00,790 --> 00:05:01,992 You sure you don't want nothing? 48 00:05:02,024 --> 00:05:03,427 No, I'm good, thank you. 49 00:05:09,766 --> 00:05:11,135 Who's that? 50 00:05:13,136 --> 00:05:14,439 Hey, Detective. 51 00:05:14,937 --> 00:05:16,539 Oh, hey, what's going on, Destiny? 52 00:05:16,572 --> 00:05:18,041 - How you been? - What's up? I'm good. 53 00:05:18,074 --> 00:05:19,709 - How are you? - I'm good. 54 00:05:19,942 --> 00:05:21,846 Same old. How you been? Long time no see. 55 00:05:22,211 --> 00:05:24,548 Better now that I see you. This is my friend Casey. 56 00:05:24,581 --> 00:05:26,484 She just started working at the club. 57 00:05:26,516 --> 00:05:27,218 - Hi, Casey, nice to meet you. - Hello Detective, how are you? 58 00:05:28,285 --> 00:05:29,820 How's work, anyways? Good? 59 00:05:29,853 --> 00:05:31,722 Work is good. When you coming to see us? 60 00:05:31,754 --> 00:05:35,158 Yeah, but it's gonna be a minute for me to get back there. 61 00:05:35,192 --> 00:05:36,793 Well, that means more money. 62 00:05:36,826 --> 00:05:38,196 More bags to blow on us. 63 00:05:38,795 --> 00:05:40,598 What else is going on with you? 64 00:05:40,831 --> 00:05:43,067 That's about it. Just, um... 65 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,535 Hanging out, make... 66 00:05:44,567 --> 00:05:46,202 Oh, sorry. Is this your daughter? 67 00:05:46,235 --> 00:05:47,737 It's actually my partner. 68 00:05:49,805 --> 00:05:51,207 Heard you, okay. 69 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,610 - Yeah, that's my partner. - You got it. 70 00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:55,212 All right. 71 00:05:56,112 --> 00:05:58,281 Well, you have a nice night, Detective. 72 00:05:58,314 --> 00:05:59,682 All right, thank you. You, too. 73 00:05:59,716 --> 00:06:00,751 Cool, man. 74 00:06:00,783 --> 00:06:02,185 You, too. Make sure you call me. 75 00:06:02,218 --> 00:06:03,687 All right, you got it. Good seeing you. 76 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:04,955 Bye for now. 77 00:06:04,987 --> 00:06:06,122 All right. Bye, nice meeting you. 78 00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:08,925 - Really? - What? 79 00:06:09,992 --> 00:06:11,562 You thought that was funny? 80 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:13,062 What was funny? They said hello. 81 00:06:13,096 --> 00:06:14,966 I know them. Why you get so mad for? 82 00:06:15,598 --> 00:06:17,200 Apparently you know everybody. 83 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,170 Damn. 84 00:06:20,002 --> 00:06:21,271 Don't hate the player. 85 00:06:21,305 --> 00:06:22,773 Hate the game. 86 00:06:50,634 --> 00:06:53,571 Yes, girl. So happy that today is over. 87 00:06:53,603 --> 00:06:55,171 I know, girl. Thank God. 88 00:06:55,204 --> 00:06:56,673 This place is suck, 89 00:06:56,706 --> 00:06:58,141 - but hey, we made money tonight. - Yeah. 90 00:06:58,175 --> 00:06:59,643 Yes, we made a bag, that's without a doubt. 91 00:06:59,675 --> 00:07:01,110 - I'm so happy we made a bag. - Yeah. 92 00:07:01,144 --> 00:07:02,846 And my favorite guy came to see us tonight. 93 00:07:02,879 --> 00:07:04,282 - Which one? - Bryan. 94 00:07:04,848 --> 00:07:06,050 Bryan! 95 00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:07,184 - Yup. - Exactly. 96 00:07:07,216 --> 00:07:08,786 You already know 97 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:09,687 - When he comes around, yeah. - Girl, yeah! 98 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,755 He spends a bag. 99 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,022 Listen, I'm ready to go home, 100 00:07:13,055 --> 00:07:14,724 take off my shoes, roll a blunt, 101 00:07:14,757 --> 00:07:16,960 have some Hennessy, and call it a night. 102 00:07:16,994 --> 00:07:19,029 You got everything you need so we can get out of here? 103 00:07:19,062 --> 00:07:21,299 I think so, yeah. 104 00:07:22,766 --> 00:07:25,302 Oh, shit, I think I forgot my phone. 105 00:07:25,334 --> 00:07:26,971 - Oh, no, girl. - No, I gotta check it out, 106 00:07:27,004 --> 00:07:28,806 because you know those thirsty bitches. 107 00:07:28,838 --> 00:07:30,206 - Let me... I'll be back. - All right. You already know. 108 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,341 I'm gonna call an Uber. 109 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:33,110 I'll be here, boo. 110 00:07:52,161 --> 00:07:53,964 Where's this bitch in the Uber? 111 00:08:09,913 --> 00:08:11,982 Sorry, girl, I just got my phone. 112 00:08:12,014 --> 00:08:13,082 Destiny! 113 00:08:13,115 --> 00:08:14,283 Destiny! 114 00:08:14,317 --> 00:08:16,120 Help! Help! 115 00:08:16,153 --> 00:08:17,420 Who the fuck is... 116 00:08:17,454 --> 00:08:18,788 Fuck off! 117 00:08:57,394 --> 00:08:58,361 Fuck. 118 00:08:58,394 --> 00:08:59,329 What? 119 00:08:59,763 --> 00:09:00,931 It's Destiny. 120 00:09:04,467 --> 00:09:05,870 What's with him? 121 00:09:06,269 --> 00:09:08,739 - He knew her. - Who is she? 122 00:09:08,772 --> 00:09:10,408 One of the dancers from the club. 123 00:09:14,311 --> 00:09:15,879 Look, Cap. 124 00:09:15,912 --> 00:09:17,114 It's the same mark, like the last body. 125 00:09:17,813 --> 00:09:19,315 Fuck. We got a serial killer. 126 00:09:20,216 --> 00:09:22,385 - He got her real good. - Gotta call it in. 127 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,316 Habib, let me get a large coffee. 128 00:10:26,081 --> 00:10:28,851 And make sure it's black. 129 00:10:28,884 --> 00:10:33,322 You know I like my coffee the way I like my women. 130 00:10:33,355 --> 00:10:37,461 Tall, black, and sexy. 131 00:10:38,094 --> 00:10:40,164 Yeah, I know how you do, 132 00:10:40,197 --> 00:10:42,799 and who you did. That's your coffee. 133 00:10:43,899 --> 00:10:45,168 Thanks, Habib. 134 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:55,879 All right. 135 00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:58,014 Hey, man. 136 00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,783 Watch where you're going, buddy. 137 00:11:00,317 --> 00:11:02,152 Hey, what's with the mask? 138 00:11:02,184 --> 00:11:04,353 What, you one of those corona virus freaks or something? 139 00:11:04,386 --> 00:11:06,455 Or are you using it 140 00:11:06,489 --> 00:11:09,460 just to hide your ugly fucking face? 141 00:11:15,398 --> 00:11:17,033 What are you, stupid? 142 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,869 Don't you see I'm here? 143 00:11:23,139 --> 00:11:24,307 Asshole. 144 00:11:25,041 --> 00:11:26,544 What are you, super stupid? 145 00:11:36,919 --> 00:11:38,454 - Captain. - Healy. 146 00:11:38,488 --> 00:11:40,157 What you doing here, Captain? 147 00:11:40,190 --> 00:11:41,425 Are you on the bottle again? 148 00:11:41,957 --> 00:11:43,226 'Course not. 149 00:11:43,259 --> 00:11:44,894 You know I've been clean for three months. 150 00:11:44,927 --> 00:11:46,163 Yeah, right. 151 00:12:44,486 --> 00:12:45,988 Cap, what's up? 152 00:12:46,022 --> 00:12:47,458 Detective, have a seat. 153 00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:49,693 No. I wanna stand up, 'cause I don't know what's going on. 154 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,461 Detective, please have a seat. 155 00:12:54,431 --> 00:12:55,966 All right, guys, so, as you know, 156 00:12:55,999 --> 00:12:58,034 we have a serial killer on the loose. 157 00:12:58,067 --> 00:13:00,569 Gonna need your cooperation as we gather 158 00:13:00,602 --> 00:13:03,206 a few members of the team try to figure this out. 159 00:13:04,006 --> 00:13:07,010 Okay, so, what's going on? 160 00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:10,346 Okay. Well, Detective, does she... Do you recognize her? 161 00:13:10,647 --> 00:13:12,516 No. Should I? 162 00:13:12,982 --> 00:13:14,016 All right. 163 00:13:14,049 --> 00:13:15,351 - You don't... - Really? 164 00:13:15,384 --> 00:13:16,653 - You don't remember me? - No. 165 00:13:17,153 --> 00:13:18,555 - Should I? - Are you sure? 166 00:13:20,356 --> 00:13:22,091 Yeah. What are you trying to say? 167 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,160 That I got her preg... I'm the father or something? 168 00:13:24,193 --> 00:13:25,661 Yeah, don't flatter yourself, okay? 169 00:13:25,695 --> 00:13:27,564 I don't know, who is she? 170 00:13:27,596 --> 00:13:28,932 Detective. 171 00:13:29,698 --> 00:13:31,968 This is one of our witnesses from... 172 00:13:32,001 --> 00:13:33,670 at the strip club last night. 173 00:13:34,571 --> 00:13:35,605 Strip club. 174 00:13:35,638 --> 00:13:37,007 But you knew the girl? 175 00:13:37,039 --> 00:13:38,608 Yes, I did. That was my friend. 176 00:13:39,743 --> 00:13:42,145 Oh, remember when you stopped at the store, 177 00:13:42,177 --> 00:13:43,447 - that was you? - Yep. 178 00:13:44,047 --> 00:13:45,282 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you. 179 00:13:45,315 --> 00:13:46,483 That's all right. 180 00:13:47,017 --> 00:13:48,051 - Okay. - So that's good. 181 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:49,151 We got a fucking lead. 182 00:13:49,184 --> 00:13:50,586 You got... you saw... 183 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,054 - You saw the person? - Yep, I saw everything. 184 00:13:52,087 --> 00:13:54,290 So basically, we're looking for 185 00:13:54,323 --> 00:13:56,692 Spanish, five-foot-seven, 186 00:13:56,725 --> 00:13:58,629 gray shirt, Tims. 187 00:13:59,195 --> 00:14:01,298 Spanish, 5'7", 188 00:14:02,532 --> 00:14:04,268 gray shirt... 189 00:14:05,301 --> 00:14:07,104 Was he wearing... What? was he wearing jeans? 190 00:14:07,136 --> 00:14:08,204 He was wearing blue jeans. 191 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,539 Blue jeans, and you said Tims. 192 00:14:09,572 --> 00:14:10,573 - And the Tims. - And mask. 193 00:14:10,606 --> 00:14:12,208 And a mask. 194 00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:14,510 Oh, this is gonna be fucking simple to find 195 00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:16,245 a Spanish dude in the Bronx. 196 00:14:16,278 --> 00:14:17,614 That's what we're looking for right now. 197 00:14:17,647 --> 00:14:19,249 Is the killer in New York? 198 00:14:19,282 --> 00:14:21,719 That's fucking everybody in New York City, Cap. 199 00:14:23,086 --> 00:14:24,587 How we supposed to solve this? 200 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,389 We're bringing in troops. 201 00:14:27,057 --> 00:14:28,291 Who are you bringing? 202 00:14:28,323 --> 00:14:29,658 I got Ruiz and Sanchez coming in. 203 00:14:29,692 --> 00:14:31,227 Jesus. 204 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,495 You gotta bring those fucking clowns? 205 00:14:33,096 --> 00:14:35,198 Can you send Ruiz and Sanchez in, please? 206 00:14:38,835 --> 00:14:40,471 Yo, Cap, you call for me? 207 00:14:41,538 --> 00:14:42,572 And me too, Cap? 208 00:14:42,605 --> 00:14:43,706 Please come in. 209 00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:45,642 Really, dude? 210 00:14:45,674 --> 00:14:47,743 You can't fix your fucking uniform? 211 00:14:47,777 --> 00:14:49,679 Cool, so now that I have the whole gang here, 212 00:14:49,711 --> 00:14:51,548 I have another treat for you guys. 213 00:14:52,215 --> 00:14:54,084 Another fucking treat. 214 00:14:54,716 --> 00:14:56,653 God knows what else is gonna... 215 00:14:56,686 --> 00:14:58,322 Gets better from here. 216 00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:00,423 We have to continue to stop the spread. 217 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:07,031 And this is a constant calibration also. 218 00:15:08,697 --> 00:15:10,600 I'm gonna issue an executive order 219 00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:12,703 that says all people in public 220 00:15:13,403 --> 00:15:15,639 must have a mask or nose... 221 00:15:15,672 --> 00:15:17,740 Executive order issued. 222 00:15:17,774 --> 00:15:22,078 This is not just statewide, this is across the U.S. 223 00:15:22,111 --> 00:15:23,413 Along with the face mask, 224 00:15:23,446 --> 00:15:25,782 we're implementing social distancing, 225 00:15:25,815 --> 00:15:28,318 and it's going to be mandatory. 226 00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:29,785 It's protocol. 227 00:15:29,818 --> 00:15:31,288 You don't have to wear your mask in the car. 228 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,423 However, it does have to be worn. 229 00:15:33,789 --> 00:15:35,692 Okay, so only when we're answering calls? 230 00:15:36,292 --> 00:15:38,795 I can't fucking breathe in this dumb shit! 231 00:15:38,827 --> 00:15:41,230 I gotta wear this now every fucking day to work? 232 00:15:41,264 --> 00:15:43,233 We all do. Join the club. 233 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,668 I should just fucking call on vacation. 234 00:15:45,701 --> 00:15:47,370 Gonna have to give to the other two, 235 00:15:47,403 --> 00:15:50,373 pass these through to the two guys in the back. 236 00:15:50,405 --> 00:15:53,209 You got a fucking red nose for these fucking clowns? 237 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,644 Here, man. 238 00:15:54,677 --> 00:15:56,379 You're now at an intersection, 239 00:15:56,412 --> 00:15:58,415 and there are people in the intersection, 240 00:15:58,815 --> 00:16:00,784 and you are gonna be in proximity 241 00:16:00,817 --> 00:16:03,787 to other people, put the mask on. 242 00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:06,790 Your right to go out for a walk in the park, 243 00:16:06,822 --> 00:16:08,390 go out for a walk 244 00:16:08,423 --> 00:16:09,759 because you need to get out of the house, 245 00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:11,495 the dog is getting on your nerves, 246 00:16:11,528 --> 00:16:13,163 fine, don't infect me. 247 00:16:13,196 --> 00:16:15,132 You don't have a right to infect me. 248 00:16:15,164 --> 00:16:16,665 If you are gonna be 249 00:16:16,698 --> 00:16:19,235 in a situation, in public, 250 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:23,405 where you may come into contact with other people 251 00:16:23,438 --> 00:16:27,610 in a situation that is not socially distanced, 252 00:16:27,644 --> 00:16:30,379 you must have a mask 253 00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:35,752 or a cloth covering nose and mouth. 254 00:16:35,784 --> 00:16:38,221 - That is by executive order. - Seriously? 255 00:16:38,254 --> 00:16:40,789 we gotta wear this 24 fucking hours at work? 256 00:16:40,822 --> 00:16:42,324 I think it looks cute. 257 00:16:42,357 --> 00:16:43,459 - Fucking... - It's for your protection. 258 00:16:43,493 --> 00:16:44,694 All right, game plan. 259 00:16:44,726 --> 00:16:46,228 Effective tomorrow night, 260 00:16:46,261 --> 00:16:47,563 Ruiz and Sanchez, I have you pairing up 261 00:16:47,596 --> 00:16:49,298 with Jordan and Pippen, undercover. 262 00:16:49,331 --> 00:16:50,533 - Yes. - Yes. 263 00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:51,634 Undercover, yeah. 264 00:16:51,668 --> 00:16:53,637 That's right, man. Undercover. 265 00:16:54,236 --> 00:16:57,606 Casey, you're gonna be staying with Detective Pippen 266 00:16:57,639 --> 00:17:00,242 for the next few days, just for protection purposes. 267 00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:01,610 Hold up. Cap. 268 00:17:01,644 --> 00:17:03,413 - You know I got a... - Casey. 269 00:17:03,745 --> 00:17:04,881 - Detective... - Cap, I got a big place. 270 00:17:04,913 --> 00:17:06,950 Detective Pippen will be escorting 271 00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,351 you to her place. Thank you. 272 00:17:09,285 --> 00:17:10,519 - Okay. - Okay. 273 00:17:10,553 --> 00:17:11,688 Come on. 274 00:17:13,288 --> 00:17:14,892 Wear this fucking mask. 275 00:17:15,557 --> 00:17:16,526 Do me a favor, guys. 276 00:17:16,558 --> 00:17:18,394 Can you wait outside? 277 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,863 I have to talk to the Captain about something. 278 00:17:19,895 --> 00:17:20,864 Okay? 279 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,301 Hey, Cap. 280 00:17:27,502 --> 00:17:29,772 Do you still wanna hang out or something? 281 00:17:30,373 --> 00:17:31,641 Are you fucking kidding me? 282 00:17:31,673 --> 00:17:33,643 Then why you keep throwing shit at me for? 283 00:17:33,675 --> 00:17:35,479 Will, cut the bullshit. 284 00:17:36,246 --> 00:17:37,514 Listen. 285 00:17:38,914 --> 00:17:40,383 Do you want to come by to my house tonight, 286 00:17:40,415 --> 00:17:41,817 - over a bottle of wine? - Fuck, no. 287 00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:42,819 Okay. 288 00:17:43,719 --> 00:17:45,788 So then stop breaking my fucking balls! 289 00:17:46,955 --> 00:17:49,391 I'll deal with her. She's fine. 290 00:17:49,424 --> 00:17:51,627 But I'm not working with those two fucking clowns. 291 00:17:51,661 --> 00:17:53,297 No. I don't need backup. 292 00:17:55,832 --> 00:17:56,800 Oh, Felicia? 293 00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:58,435 - What? - Bye. 294 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,909 Yeah. What was that address? 295 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,445 Okay, cool. 296 00:18:08,744 --> 00:18:09,612 Thank you. 297 00:18:11,013 --> 00:18:12,414 - Hey. - I thought I told you guys 298 00:18:12,448 --> 00:18:13,650 to wait for me in the car. 299 00:18:13,982 --> 00:18:15,818 Yeah, but the witness had to use the bathroom. 300 00:18:16,352 --> 00:18:17,586 All right, no problem. 301 00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:18,654 You okay? 302 00:18:19,454 --> 00:18:20,490 Yeah, fuck her, man. 303 00:18:20,522 --> 00:18:21,857 She wanna break my fucking balls 304 00:18:21,891 --> 00:18:23,526 and all that, then now she wanna 305 00:18:23,558 --> 00:18:25,694 assign two clowns to work with us. 306 00:18:25,728 --> 00:18:27,029 I haven't got time for that bullshit, 307 00:18:27,063 --> 00:18:28,465 it is what it is. 308 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:29,432 You sure you're all right? 309 00:18:29,464 --> 00:18:31,300 I'm good. You know what? 310 00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:32,402 Wait for the witness, 311 00:18:32,434 --> 00:18:33,903 I'm gonna go in my car, 312 00:18:33,935 --> 00:18:35,971 and I'll just wait for you guys there, right? 313 00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:37,774 - Will? - Yeah? 314 00:18:38,907 --> 00:18:40,609 You know you can talk to me about anything, right? 315 00:18:40,643 --> 00:18:42,578 Thank you, I appreciate it, but I'm good. 316 00:18:42,612 --> 00:18:43,880 Just get to the car safe, all right? 317 00:18:43,913 --> 00:18:45,515 I'll see you guys down. 318 00:19:13,942 --> 00:19:15,511 Damn, what took so long? 319 00:19:15,944 --> 00:19:17,713 I gave her a change clothes. 320 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:19,815 All right, that's cool. 321 00:19:19,848 --> 00:19:21,284 - You got your mask? - Yep. 322 00:19:21,616 --> 00:19:22,652 It's in your bag? 323 00:19:22,684 --> 00:19:23,586 - Yep. - Oh, okay. 324 00:19:25,887 --> 00:19:27,624 - You good? - Yeah, I'm great. 325 00:19:27,656 --> 00:19:28,991 Everything good? 326 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:46,608 Pickup usual time? 327 00:19:46,642 --> 00:19:47,744 You got it. 328 00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,281 This morning, the tensions are escalating 329 00:20:59,315 --> 00:21:02,751 between President Trump and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi 330 00:21:02,785 --> 00:21:05,455 over the President's use of hydroxychloroquine. 331 00:21:05,488 --> 00:21:07,023 Pelosi is a sick woman. 332 00:21:07,056 --> 00:21:09,425 She's got a lot of problems, a lot of mental problems. 333 00:21:09,459 --> 00:21:11,894 I didn't know that he would be so sensitive. 334 00:21:11,928 --> 00:21:14,497 He's always talking about other people's 335 00:21:14,529 --> 00:21:17,067 avoirdupois, their weight, their pounds. 336 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,736 The President firing back at Pelosi, 337 00:21:19,769 --> 00:21:21,503 after she criticized 338 00:21:21,537 --> 00:21:23,506 his decision to take the anti-malaria drug 339 00:21:23,538 --> 00:21:25,775 to protect against coronavirus, 340 00:21:25,807 --> 00:21:28,944 with no evidence yet that it prevents COVID-19. 341 00:21:28,978 --> 00:21:31,648 We would rather he not be taking something 342 00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:33,149 that has not been approved 343 00:21:33,182 --> 00:21:35,050 by the scientists, 344 00:21:35,084 --> 00:21:36,885 especially in his age group, 345 00:21:36,919 --> 00:21:38,922 and in his, shall we say, 346 00:21:38,954 --> 00:21:42,057 weight group, at what is morbidly obese, they say. 347 00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:44,027 Former President Joe Biden 348 00:21:44,059 --> 00:21:45,928 slamming the President overnight, 349 00:21:45,961 --> 00:21:48,565 comparing this to the moment Mr. Trump questioned 350 00:21:48,597 --> 00:21:50,866 whether disinfectants could be a treatment. 351 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:52,569 It's like saying maybe 352 00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,471 if you injected Clorox into your blood, 353 00:21:54,503 --> 00:21:55,838 you know, it may cure you. 354 00:21:55,872 --> 00:21:57,173 Come on, man. 355 00:21:57,205 --> 00:21:59,041 What is he doing? 356 00:21:59,075 --> 00:22:01,144 What in God's name is he doing? 357 00:22:01,176 --> 00:22:03,045 The President taking aim. 358 00:22:03,078 --> 00:22:05,615 If you look at the one survey, the only bad survey, 359 00:22:05,647 --> 00:22:08,250 they were giving it to people that were in very bad shape. 360 00:22:08,284 --> 00:22:11,488 They were very old, almost dead. 361 00:22:15,023 --> 00:22:16,758 This just in. 362 00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:19,095 As if the coronavirus pandemic was not enough, 363 00:22:19,127 --> 00:22:21,997 now New York has a new problem. 364 00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:23,765 There is a serial killer 365 00:22:23,798 --> 00:22:26,035 stalking the good people of the five boroughs. 366 00:22:26,067 --> 00:22:27,737 What we know so far 367 00:22:27,769 --> 00:22:29,972 is that he is a Hispanic-looking male, 368 00:22:30,006 --> 00:22:31,740 about 5'7". 369 00:22:31,773 --> 00:22:33,242 It's been reported 370 00:22:33,276 --> 00:22:34,978 that he has killed at least eight women 371 00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:36,745 that the police know of. 372 00:22:36,778 --> 00:22:39,015 And he wears a generic COVID mask 373 00:22:39,048 --> 00:22:41,084 to conceal his identity. 374 00:22:41,116 --> 00:22:42,652 So, obviously, 375 00:22:42,684 --> 00:22:44,586 the media has already dubbed him 376 00:22:44,619 --> 00:22:45,754 The Covid Killer. 377 00:22:46,788 --> 00:22:48,022 That is all we know at this time. 378 00:22:48,057 --> 00:22:51,661 We will keep the public updated as news comes in. 379 00:22:51,693 --> 00:22:54,931 Please, stay inside and stay safe. 380 00:22:55,897 --> 00:22:57,799 It's a vanilla, 381 00:22:57,833 --> 00:23:00,769 chai tea, almond milk, no sugar. 382 00:23:02,038 --> 00:23:03,772 Vanilla, chai... 383 00:23:04,272 --> 00:23:06,808 Tea, almond milk, no sugar. 384 00:23:06,842 --> 00:23:08,645 It's like a creamy tea, just taste it. 385 00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:09,946 That sounds nasty. 386 00:23:09,979 --> 00:23:11,114 Just taste it. 387 00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:17,086 It's hot as hell. 388 00:23:17,118 --> 00:23:19,288 Yeah, well, I like hot tea. 389 00:23:22,223 --> 00:23:23,726 But you gotta try this. 390 00:23:24,626 --> 00:23:25,961 That's too sweet. 391 00:23:26,929 --> 00:23:28,898 Just try it, you don't even know what it tastes like. 392 00:23:28,931 --> 00:23:30,232 I can see it by looking at it. 393 00:23:30,266 --> 00:23:31,567 Just try... 394 00:23:31,601 --> 00:23:32,702 What the fuck? 395 00:23:32,734 --> 00:23:34,069 What? I just smelled it. 396 00:23:34,103 --> 00:23:36,740 No. Look at these fucking clowns. 397 00:23:38,207 --> 00:23:39,842 Gotta be fucking kidding me. 398 00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:41,211 I'm calling the Captain. 399 00:23:44,113 --> 00:23:46,215 Siri, call Captain. 400 00:23:46,248 --> 00:23:48,285 Calling the Captain, mobile. 401 00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:49,818 Yeah, Cap? 402 00:23:50,286 --> 00:23:51,821 I'm about to FaceTime you. 403 00:23:52,654 --> 00:23:54,958 These dudes is fucking clowns. 404 00:24:32,260 --> 00:24:34,096 Yo, both of y'all are fucking clowns. 405 00:24:34,130 --> 00:24:36,132 You're off the case, Captain said you're done. 406 00:24:40,169 --> 00:24:42,739 And yet in another bizarre COVID incident, 407 00:24:42,771 --> 00:24:45,273 a group of filmmakers are being denied entry 408 00:24:45,307 --> 00:24:46,976 to The Howard Stern Show 409 00:24:47,009 --> 00:24:49,245 because of Howard's COVID-19 concerns. 410 00:24:49,278 --> 00:24:51,913 Howard Stern is not gonna happen. 411 00:24:51,946 --> 00:24:53,915 Howard Stern is a billionaire. 412 00:24:53,949 --> 00:24:57,220 He don't got time to deal with y'all low-life YouTubers. 413 00:24:57,252 --> 00:24:58,788 You know what? 414 00:24:58,820 --> 00:25:00,923 We may be lowlifes, especially him. 415 00:25:00,955 --> 00:25:02,658 - Hey! - But we are not YouTubers. 416 00:25:02,692 --> 00:25:04,826 We are legitimate, independent filmmakers, 417 00:25:04,859 --> 00:25:06,663 and we demand respect! 418 00:25:06,695 --> 00:25:08,196 Yeah, we demand respect. 419 00:25:08,230 --> 00:25:09,665 - Wait. - What's up? 420 00:25:10,098 --> 00:25:11,400 Take this off. 421 00:25:11,933 --> 00:25:13,269 You don't like my hat? 422 00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:15,738 Now I can see you. 423 00:25:15,770 --> 00:25:17,039 You're so handsome. 424 00:25:17,073 --> 00:25:19,108 Oh, please. Stop trying to gas me. 425 00:25:19,141 --> 00:25:21,311 - I'm not gassing you. - It's working. 426 00:25:21,876 --> 00:25:23,212 It's working? 427 00:25:24,079 --> 00:25:25,881 What are we drinking to? 428 00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:30,019 We are drinking to us reuniting, 429 00:25:31,153 --> 00:25:32,822 after seven years. 430 00:25:32,855 --> 00:25:34,423 And you still look good. 431 00:25:34,957 --> 00:25:36,726 And another thing. 432 00:25:36,759 --> 00:25:40,230 I hope you catch that crazy serial killer out here. 433 00:25:40,462 --> 00:25:42,965 This lunatic, killing all these women. 434 00:25:43,465 --> 00:25:45,300 I promise you, 435 00:25:45,334 --> 00:25:47,370 I'm gonna catch that son of a bitch. 436 00:25:47,403 --> 00:25:49,137 Why y'all got no mask on? 437 00:25:49,171 --> 00:25:50,239 You fucking with me? 438 00:25:50,271 --> 00:25:52,075 Don't touch me, goddammit! 439 00:25:52,107 --> 00:25:53,009 - I can't fucking believe it. - Do not touch me! 440 00:25:54,076 --> 00:25:54,809 Mm. 441 00:25:56,746 --> 00:26:00,884 It's crazy clowny time, kids! 442 00:26:03,818 --> 00:26:06,288 So... you have Netflix? 443 00:26:06,321 --> 00:26:07,756 Of course. 444 00:26:10,826 --> 00:26:11,861 Netflix. 445 00:26:13,095 --> 00:26:14,764 - Really? - Uh-huh. 446 00:26:14,997 --> 00:26:17,233 Oh my God. 447 00:26:17,266 --> 00:26:19,903 Your collection got so big. 448 00:26:20,935 --> 00:26:23,105 How many do you have now? 449 00:26:23,538 --> 00:26:25,307 Close to 200. 450 00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:28,043 Oh my God. What number are these? 451 00:26:28,810 --> 00:26:30,379 Those are the six ones. 452 00:26:31,212 --> 00:26:33,716 Whoa. I like those a lot. 453 00:26:36,317 --> 00:26:37,819 What number are these? 454 00:26:37,853 --> 00:26:39,122 Those are the threes. 455 00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:43,727 Wow. 456 00:26:46,796 --> 00:26:47,797 - Oh my God, - Damn. 457 00:26:47,829 --> 00:26:49,298 - You have these? - Yep. 458 00:26:50,065 --> 00:26:51,801 Oh my God. 459 00:26:51,834 --> 00:26:53,369 Those are special editions. 460 00:26:53,803 --> 00:26:54,938 They are. 461 00:26:56,337 --> 00:26:57,973 What number are these? 462 00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,542 Oh, yeah, those are the size twelves, yeah. 463 00:26:59,575 --> 00:27:03,779 Well, you know what number you don't have? 464 00:27:04,279 --> 00:27:05,749 What's that? 465 00:27:06,182 --> 00:27:08,518 You don't have the 69s. 466 00:27:08,983 --> 00:27:12,054 69s? Jordan never came out with 69s. 467 00:27:12,887 --> 00:27:14,222 Come on, you know what I mean. 468 00:27:14,256 --> 00:27:15,825 Come over here. 469 00:27:15,857 --> 00:27:18,060 - For? - Yeah, word. 470 00:27:19,094 --> 00:27:20,363 Shut the light. 471 00:27:20,395 --> 00:27:21,764 - Want me turn the light off? - Yeah. 472 00:27:23,332 --> 00:27:24,967 They still got the clapper? 473 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:25,934 Of course. 474 00:27:50,025 --> 00:27:51,861 What did you forget... Hey. 475 00:27:51,894 --> 00:27:52,929 Forget? 476 00:27:52,961 --> 00:27:54,163 No, no, I was thinking out loud. 477 00:27:54,195 --> 00:27:55,798 - Hm. - What's going on? 478 00:27:56,131 --> 00:27:57,233 Hm. 479 00:27:57,499 --> 00:27:59,101 Got some wine. 480 00:27:59,134 --> 00:28:00,269 You got red wine? 481 00:28:00,301 --> 00:28:01,971 Let me get the two glasses. 482 00:28:02,003 --> 00:28:03,939 Oh, we don't need those, honey. 483 00:28:03,972 --> 00:28:06,142 So you just brought a empty bottle 484 00:28:06,174 --> 00:28:07,943 of red wine to my house, for what? 485 00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:11,346 Because I wanna get and I'm feeling nice. 486 00:28:12,413 --> 00:28:13,549 For real? 487 00:28:14,115 --> 00:28:15,018 Yeah. 488 00:29:19,013 --> 00:29:20,415 Hey, what's up, Cap? 489 00:29:22,651 --> 00:29:23,653 Have a seat, Detective. 490 00:29:27,189 --> 00:29:28,925 Okay, what's up? 491 00:29:28,958 --> 00:29:30,994 Our last victim, did you know her? 492 00:29:31,259 --> 00:29:32,595 Yes, I did. 493 00:29:32,627 --> 00:29:33,596 How? 494 00:29:34,963 --> 00:29:36,398 Here are the files you requested. 495 00:29:37,432 --> 00:29:38,634 Thank you. 496 00:29:43,404 --> 00:29:44,973 Detective, how? 497 00:29:46,709 --> 00:29:48,111 How, Detective? 498 00:29:50,244 --> 00:29:51,580 I just knew her. 499 00:29:53,382 --> 00:29:56,486 Right now, your DNA's on this victim's body. 500 00:29:57,553 --> 00:30:00,156 She was found around the corner from your house. 501 00:30:01,056 --> 00:30:03,058 So what do you want me to say, that I fucked her? 502 00:30:03,558 --> 00:30:04,527 Did you? 503 00:30:04,559 --> 00:30:06,028 So what are you saying? 504 00:30:06,996 --> 00:30:08,564 What I'm trying to say is, 505 00:30:08,596 --> 00:30:10,732 I need you to turn in your firearm and your shield. 506 00:30:10,766 --> 00:30:12,234 For what? 507 00:30:12,267 --> 00:30:13,670 And you're suspended indefinitely. 508 00:30:15,537 --> 00:30:18,141 For what? I didn't fucking do anything. 509 00:30:22,243 --> 00:30:23,411 You know this is fucking bullshit. 510 00:30:25,146 --> 00:30:27,582 For the sake of the city, I hope this is bullshit. 511 00:30:27,615 --> 00:30:29,417 I have your file right here, Detective, 512 00:30:29,451 --> 00:30:30,752 and you're a great detective. 513 00:30:30,786 --> 00:30:32,688 Then why the fuck am I being suspended? 514 00:30:32,721 --> 00:30:34,524 Because you're a fucking suspect! 515 00:30:35,656 --> 00:30:38,126 And fuck that. Sellout. 516 00:30:43,632 --> 00:30:45,168 Will, hold up. 517 00:30:48,237 --> 00:30:49,672 What are you gonna say now? 518 00:30:49,704 --> 00:30:51,506 What do you want me to do? 519 00:30:51,539 --> 00:30:53,142 I didn't know. I didn't know it was gonna come to this. 520 00:30:53,174 --> 00:30:54,210 You could have fucking texted me and warned me. 521 00:30:54,242 --> 00:30:55,278 You're right. But what now? 522 00:30:55,711 --> 00:30:57,445 I'm being... I'm a fucking suspect, 523 00:30:57,479 --> 00:30:58,981 I'm being charged for murder. 524 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,017 I told you that thing was gonna get you in trouble. 525 00:31:01,049 --> 00:31:02,751 I don't have no time for these fucking jokes, man. 526 00:31:03,451 --> 00:31:05,653 Now, who's gonna continue the fucking case? 527 00:31:05,686 --> 00:31:07,455 Pippen. We're going to have Pippen on it. 528 00:31:07,489 --> 00:31:09,158 Pippen can't do this shit by herself. 529 00:31:09,191 --> 00:31:10,759 Listen to me. 530 00:31:10,792 --> 00:31:12,527 I'm still on this shit. They can have my fucking gun 531 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,129 and my fucking badge. 532 00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:15,798 I'm not doing this shit. I'm still on the case. 533 00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:17,665 You know why? I'm proving my innocence. 534 00:31:17,699 --> 00:31:19,201 To everybody. 535 00:31:19,233 --> 00:31:20,769 Well, I didn't hear about that. 536 00:31:21,537 --> 00:31:23,639 You never hear anything I fucking say anyway. 537 00:31:26,508 --> 00:31:27,643 Will! 538 00:31:30,378 --> 00:31:32,147 What? Now you're finally talking to me? 539 00:31:33,347 --> 00:31:34,282 Hold on. 540 00:31:37,486 --> 00:31:39,288 What the fuck just happened in there? 541 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,089 That was Internal Affairs. 542 00:31:41,522 --> 00:31:42,824 And they just suspended me. 543 00:31:42,857 --> 00:31:44,527 - You're joking. - No. 544 00:31:45,126 --> 00:31:46,729 So what the fuck are we gonna do? 545 00:31:47,328 --> 00:31:48,663 Remember that girl? 546 00:31:48,696 --> 00:31:50,698 - Uh-uh. - The last one, the last body? 547 00:31:50,731 --> 00:31:51,800 - Uh-uh. - Okay. 548 00:31:51,834 --> 00:31:54,137 Well, only my DNA was on that. 549 00:31:54,769 --> 00:31:56,404 So what are you trying to say? 550 00:31:56,438 --> 00:31:58,240 You want me to spell it out for you? 551 00:31:58,272 --> 00:32:00,076 I'm gonna need you to. 552 00:32:00,108 --> 00:32:01,476 You want me to tell you straight up that I fucked her? 553 00:32:05,114 --> 00:32:06,515 - You serious? - Yeah. 554 00:32:06,548 --> 00:32:08,517 I fucked her, but I didn't kill her. 555 00:32:08,549 --> 00:32:10,385 Well, I know that, 556 00:32:10,419 --> 00:32:12,088 'cause I know who you are, I know you're not that stupid. 557 00:32:12,121 --> 00:32:13,456 Okay, then go tell Internal Affairs about that, 558 00:32:13,489 --> 00:32:15,691 'cause right now, I'm being investigated. 559 00:32:16,325 --> 00:32:18,193 - You're being investigated? - Yes. 560 00:32:19,193 --> 00:32:21,129 They're trying to link me now to the murders. 561 00:32:22,396 --> 00:32:23,566 - You know... - All the same marks 562 00:32:23,598 --> 00:32:25,367 and everything on every body. 563 00:32:25,733 --> 00:32:27,336 And I'm trying to put this shit together, 564 00:32:27,368 --> 00:32:29,738 that why are all these murders... 565 00:32:30,305 --> 00:32:31,673 I'm trying to put together 566 00:32:31,707 --> 00:32:33,843 why all these girls that are coming up dead, 567 00:32:34,675 --> 00:32:36,111 they're linking to me. 568 00:32:36,144 --> 00:32:37,579 I know them all. 569 00:32:38,881 --> 00:32:40,716 That was the only girl I had sex with, 570 00:32:40,749 --> 00:32:42,351 was the last one. 571 00:32:43,218 --> 00:32:45,421 - And now you're suspended. - Now I'm suspended. 572 00:32:46,587 --> 00:32:48,590 So I need you to do me a favor. 573 00:32:48,624 --> 00:32:49,892 What is it? 574 00:32:49,924 --> 00:32:51,726 You need to catch this son of a bitch. 575 00:32:51,759 --> 00:32:53,761 You know I can't do that by myself. 576 00:32:53,795 --> 00:32:55,331 Well, you're gonna have to. 577 00:32:55,364 --> 00:32:56,833 I'll be around, but you gonna have to. 578 00:32:57,766 --> 00:32:59,669 You know what, hold on a second. 579 00:33:12,513 --> 00:33:13,748 Hold on to this. 580 00:33:16,884 --> 00:33:17,853 I don't wanna get you in trouble. 581 00:33:17,885 --> 00:33:18,788 Shh. 582 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,822 Hold on to it. 583 00:33:22,523 --> 00:33:24,425 I'm gonna need you, some way, somehow. 584 00:33:24,459 --> 00:33:25,595 Right, listen. 585 00:33:26,528 --> 00:33:28,163 You know I'm not off this case. 586 00:33:28,396 --> 00:33:30,799 All right? I'll be around when you call me. 587 00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:32,634 - You know I will. - I'm there. 588 00:33:32,667 --> 00:33:34,736 All right? You're still gorgeous. 589 00:33:34,769 --> 00:33:36,672 Be careful, and you call me. 590 00:33:36,704 --> 00:33:37,874 All right? 591 00:33:39,575 --> 00:33:40,776 All right, give me that handshake again. 592 00:33:40,808 --> 00:33:42,244 Ready, and... 593 00:34:23,452 --> 00:34:24,520 Hey. 594 00:34:24,853 --> 00:34:27,489 What's up? What are you doing here? 595 00:34:27,521 --> 00:34:28,958 What, I can't bring my partner 596 00:34:28,990 --> 00:34:31,393 his favorite chai tea, almond milk, no sugar? 597 00:34:31,425 --> 00:34:33,362 Thank you. 598 00:34:33,394 --> 00:34:34,762 - You're welcome. - How'd you get here? 599 00:34:34,795 --> 00:34:36,231 I took an Uber. 600 00:34:36,264 --> 00:34:37,365 But I was leaving in five minutes 601 00:34:37,398 --> 00:34:38,634 to pick you up. 602 00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:40,302 - It's fine. - Okay. Come inside. 603 00:34:42,903 --> 00:34:45,641 To what do I owe the honor 604 00:34:45,673 --> 00:34:48,244 of having you in my presence in my house? 605 00:34:48,277 --> 00:34:50,311 Well, I feel like all the girls have seen it, 606 00:34:50,344 --> 00:34:51,947 and I wanna see it. 607 00:34:54,349 --> 00:34:56,619 - You wanna see it now? - Uh-huh. 608 00:34:58,420 --> 00:34:59,622 Come on. 609 00:35:09,998 --> 00:35:12,467 Oh my God, it's huge! 610 00:35:27,548 --> 00:35:29,018 I told you it was huge. 611 00:37:52,893 --> 00:37:54,462 Come in. 612 00:37:55,597 --> 00:37:57,599 Hey, Detective, sorry to bother you. 613 00:37:57,632 --> 00:37:59,601 - Can take a shower? - Yeah. Yeah, of course. 614 00:37:59,634 --> 00:38:00,902 I left a blue towel for you in the bathroom. 615 00:38:00,936 --> 00:38:02,204 - All right, thank you. - You're welcome. 616 00:38:02,237 --> 00:38:04,706 Oh, as a matter of fact, when you get out, 617 00:38:04,739 --> 00:38:06,742 can you come check out these mugshots with me? 618 00:38:06,775 --> 00:38:08,644 - Yeah, sure. I'll be back. - Okay. 619 00:38:42,210 --> 00:38:43,545 Casey? 620 00:38:43,811 --> 00:38:45,647 Casey, are you okay? 621 00:38:48,849 --> 00:38:49,985 Casey? 622 00:38:50,018 --> 00:38:51,820 Casey. Casey! 623 00:38:51,853 --> 00:38:52,922 Casey! 624 00:38:53,889 --> 00:38:55,191 My God. 625 00:38:58,793 --> 00:39:01,564 Will. I need you to come to my house right now. 626 00:39:02,163 --> 00:39:04,032 The witness is dead! 627 00:39:04,298 --> 00:39:07,001 She has the same mark as the other bodies, too. 628 00:39:08,302 --> 00:39:10,071 Okay, Imma wait for you. 629 00:39:23,684 --> 00:39:27,556 I could give you 19 or 20 names for that, right? 630 00:39:27,588 --> 00:39:29,991 It's got all different names. Wuhan. 631 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,896 Got Wuhan was catching on. 632 00:39:34,896 --> 00:39:36,599 Coronavirus, right? 633 00:39:38,867 --> 00:39:40,102 Kungflu, yes. 634 00:39:43,070 --> 00:39:44,172 Kungflu. 635 00:39:47,041 --> 00:39:49,577 COVID. COVID-19. COVID. 636 00:39:49,844 --> 00:39:51,713 I say, what's the 19? 637 00:39:51,746 --> 00:39:53,615 COVID-19. Some people can't explain what the 19... 638 00:39:53,648 --> 00:39:55,117 Gimme the... 639 00:39:55,150 --> 00:39:57,052 COVID-19. I said, that's an odd name. 640 00:39:57,085 --> 00:39:59,288 I could give you many, many names. 641 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,289 Some people call it the Chinese flu, 642 00:40:01,322 --> 00:40:03,658 the China flu, right? 643 00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:05,561 They call it the China, 644 00:40:05,594 --> 00:40:07,563 as opposed to the China... 645 00:40:09,130 --> 00:40:10,898 I've never seen anything like it. 646 00:40:10,931 --> 00:40:12,634 Well, it's been three months 647 00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:14,235 since we've heard from The Covid Killer. 648 00:40:14,268 --> 00:40:17,004 But his vile presence is still with us. 649 00:40:17,038 --> 00:40:19,641 So do not let your guard down, New York. 650 00:40:19,673 --> 00:40:21,309 Be safe. Stay home. 651 00:40:21,775 --> 00:40:23,844 There are four things that we now know 652 00:40:23,878 --> 00:40:25,713 about this Covid Killer. 653 00:40:25,746 --> 00:40:27,181 He only kills at night. 654 00:40:27,215 --> 00:40:29,151 He only kills women, 655 00:40:29,184 --> 00:40:31,820 in particular, nurses and strippers. 656 00:40:31,853 --> 00:40:35,657 He only uses one type of weapon, a kitchen knife. 657 00:40:35,690 --> 00:40:37,192 And for some odd reason, 658 00:40:37,224 --> 00:40:39,228 he only slashes to the left. 659 00:40:39,994 --> 00:40:42,230 These are scary and strange times, indeed. 660 00:40:42,963 --> 00:40:45,166 Can anybody stop this madman? 661 00:40:45,867 --> 00:40:48,003 Where's a supercop when you need one? 662 00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:58,779 I can't breathe, man. 663 00:40:58,813 --> 00:41:00,248 - I can't breathe. - Shut up! 664 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,882 Shut the fuck up! 665 00:41:01,916 --> 00:41:03,652 I don't give a fuck if you can't breathe. 666 00:41:03,684 --> 00:41:04,719 That's not my fucking problem. 667 00:41:04,753 --> 00:41:05,721 You shouldn't have done it. 668 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,389 - I can't breathe. - Shut the fuck up. 669 00:41:19,199 --> 00:41:21,302 Check this. What's going on? 670 00:41:22,070 --> 00:41:24,273 That shit does not look... 671 00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:28,176 Yo, we gotta go see what the fuck is going on. 672 00:41:29,744 --> 00:41:31,146 Shut the fuck up, 673 00:41:31,179 --> 00:41:32,715 or I'm gonna put two in the back of your head! 674 00:41:33,114 --> 00:41:35,117 I'll make you fucking shut up forever. 675 00:41:35,150 --> 00:41:36,952 I can't breathe. 676 00:41:36,985 --> 00:41:39,722 Yeah, I'll put two in your fucking back, you piece of shit. 677 00:41:41,021 --> 00:41:42,891 Shut the fuck up, I said. 678 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,663 I don't give a shit, motherfucker. 679 00:41:49,130 --> 00:41:50,198 What the fuck you doing? 680 00:41:50,231 --> 00:41:51,900 What the fuck are you doing? 681 00:41:51,932 --> 00:41:53,335 - What's your problem, Will? - Sit down. 682 00:41:53,367 --> 00:41:54,670 - Don't get up. - Get off my partner! 683 00:41:54,702 --> 00:41:55,903 Don't get up. 684 00:41:56,271 --> 00:41:57,840 Will, I'm a cop! 685 00:41:58,273 --> 00:42:00,709 Right now, you're not a fucking cop. 686 00:42:00,742 --> 00:42:02,044 Let me tell you something. 687 00:42:02,342 --> 00:42:04,846 Difference between us, I'm a cop, 688 00:42:05,079 --> 00:42:07,148 you're a fucking filthy pig. 689 00:42:07,181 --> 00:42:08,215 - Yeah? - Put your ass over there. 690 00:42:08,248 --> 00:42:09,784 Lay on the floor over there. 691 00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:11,086 You're gonna be fucking fired after this. 692 00:42:11,119 --> 00:42:12,754 Get down, get down. 693 00:42:12,786 --> 00:42:14,255 Don't fucking... Put your hands behind your back! 694 00:42:15,056 --> 00:42:16,458 You don't know what you're doing, Will! 695 00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:18,326 Yeah? I'll tell you what I'm doing. 696 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,030 - Gonna lose your fucking career. - Remember? 697 00:42:24,798 --> 00:42:27,201 You're in some deep shit, Will. You have no idea. 698 00:42:28,402 --> 00:42:30,105 You don't know what the fuck you're doing, man! 699 00:42:30,137 --> 00:42:31,706 Don't fucking move. 700 00:42:31,739 --> 00:42:32,974 - Don't fucking move. - Get off my partner! 701 00:42:33,507 --> 00:42:36,010 Those are the last cuffs you're gonna put on somebody. Watch! 702 00:42:37,045 --> 00:42:38,413 Get off my partner! 703 00:42:38,445 --> 00:42:40,848 Yo, do we got a fucking problem? 704 00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:43,719 - Do we? - Really? 705 00:42:43,751 --> 00:42:45,387 Get that fucking piece of shit hat off. 706 00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:46,922 Drop your fucking weapon now. 707 00:42:46,954 --> 00:42:49,157 Drop your fucking weapon! 708 00:42:49,824 --> 00:42:51,326 Think I'm fucking playing? 709 00:42:51,358 --> 00:42:53,895 Turn around. Put your hands up against the wall. 710 00:42:56,498 --> 00:42:58,233 Fuck you doing over here? 711 00:42:58,266 --> 00:42:59,934 Don't you look. You look straight up against the wall. 712 00:43:04,405 --> 00:43:05,941 The other hand. 713 00:43:06,940 --> 00:43:09,310 Like to fucking pick on people here. 714 00:43:09,344 --> 00:43:11,313 Fucking racist piece of shit. 715 00:43:12,347 --> 00:43:14,282 Turn around, sit up... Sit down on the floor. 716 00:43:14,315 --> 00:43:15,916 Sit down. Sit down. 717 00:43:15,949 --> 00:43:17,284 Sit down, I wanna hear your fucking mouth. 718 00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:20,456 You sit the fuck down and shut up. 719 00:43:22,090 --> 00:43:24,059 Let me go talk to your partner over here. 720 00:43:25,893 --> 00:43:27,161 You wanna put your fucking... 721 00:43:27,195 --> 00:43:28,497 You wanna put a knee on the neck? 722 00:43:29,063 --> 00:43:30,532 I can't fucking breathe! 723 00:43:30,565 --> 00:43:32,400 I can't breathe, Will! 724 00:43:32,432 --> 00:43:33,969 Oh yeah? Let me ask you something. 725 00:43:34,001 --> 00:43:35,402 Why the fuck you got your fucking knee 726 00:43:35,436 --> 00:43:37,506 on the back of this guy's fucking neck for? 727 00:43:37,539 --> 00:43:40,008 That's the fucking Covid Killer, you idiot! 728 00:43:40,041 --> 00:43:41,343 Oh, you caught the Covid Killer? 729 00:43:41,376 --> 00:43:43,345 Yeah, I caught the fucking Covid Killer. 730 00:43:43,378 --> 00:43:45,881 Oh, my bad. You know what? 731 00:43:45,914 --> 00:43:47,483 Let's go see the Covid Killer. 732 00:43:47,981 --> 00:43:49,317 Let's go talk to him. 733 00:43:49,349 --> 00:43:50,952 Come on, let's go to him. 734 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:52,954 Get up. 735 00:43:52,987 --> 00:43:54,322 Why don't you get up. 736 00:43:54,355 --> 00:43:55,990 You fucking asshole. 737 00:44:00,027 --> 00:44:01,962 Okay. Hold on, sit right there. 738 00:44:01,996 --> 00:44:03,331 Sit right there. 739 00:44:03,364 --> 00:44:05,032 This the killer? Let me see. 740 00:44:05,065 --> 00:44:06,268 Hey. What's up, buddy? 741 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:07,869 Don't worry about it, you good. 742 00:44:07,902 --> 00:44:09,538 You're good. Let me take these cuffs off. 743 00:44:10,905 --> 00:44:13,809 Don't make any false moves or anything, all right? 744 00:44:13,842 --> 00:44:15,177 I'm with you, trust me. 745 00:44:15,210 --> 00:44:17,112 I got that scumbag racist piece of shit 746 00:44:17,144 --> 00:44:18,880 on the floor with cuffs on. 747 00:44:18,913 --> 00:44:20,548 Yeah, come up, son. Come up, come up. You're good. 748 00:44:20,581 --> 00:44:21,949 You're coming up on your own. 749 00:44:21,983 --> 00:44:23,418 I'm not gonna touch you. 750 00:44:23,451 --> 00:44:24,920 You all right? 751 00:44:24,952 --> 00:44:26,253 You know, we're still on the job here. 752 00:44:26,286 --> 00:44:27,521 Let me ask you something. What happened? 753 00:44:27,554 --> 00:44:29,056 Why did they stop you? 754 00:44:29,523 --> 00:44:30,891 They didn't tell me, man. 755 00:44:30,925 --> 00:44:32,260 They didn't say nothing, right? 756 00:44:32,293 --> 00:44:33,862 You don't wanna fucking tell him why? 757 00:44:33,894 --> 00:44:35,163 I'm still trying to catch my breath. 758 00:44:35,195 --> 00:44:36,898 So, let me ask you something. 759 00:44:36,931 --> 00:44:38,365 I'm totally straight up. 760 00:44:38,398 --> 00:44:39,567 How tall are you? 761 00:44:40,467 --> 00:44:42,236 - 6'1", sir. - 6'1". 762 00:44:42,269 --> 00:44:44,239 And what's your nationality? 763 00:44:44,572 --> 00:44:46,041 - I'm black. - Black. 764 00:44:46,074 --> 00:44:47,909 6'1". Black. 765 00:44:48,509 --> 00:44:50,277 6'1", black. 766 00:44:50,311 --> 00:44:54,983 And we're looking for a 5'7" Puerto Rican. Spanish. 767 00:44:55,016 --> 00:44:56,483 Wait till my father hears about this, 768 00:44:56,516 --> 00:44:58,018 you piece of shit. 769 00:44:58,052 --> 00:45:00,255 You're a disgrace to the fucking badge. 770 00:45:00,922 --> 00:45:02,090 Listen. 771 00:45:02,657 --> 00:45:04,860 My name is Detective Jordan, all right? 772 00:45:04,893 --> 00:45:06,228 I'm sorry. 773 00:45:06,260 --> 00:45:07,329 Okay? 774 00:45:07,628 --> 00:45:09,197 There's your bag over there. 775 00:45:09,230 --> 00:45:11,432 Go pick it up. Have a nice day. 776 00:45:11,465 --> 00:45:13,467 Anybody bothers you, 777 00:45:13,501 --> 00:45:14,603 you mention Detective Jordan. 778 00:45:15,536 --> 00:45:16,637 I'll take care of them. 779 00:45:16,670 --> 00:45:17,905 - All right? - Thank you, sir. 780 00:45:17,938 --> 00:45:19,141 All right. Have a bless. 781 00:45:21,242 --> 00:45:25,113 And you, you fucking cunt racist bitch, 782 00:45:25,146 --> 00:45:27,082 I'm gonna take these fucking cuffs off. 783 00:45:32,019 --> 00:45:34,188 But I'm telling you right now, 784 00:45:34,222 --> 00:45:37,059 I see you do any dirty shit like that again, 785 00:45:38,393 --> 00:45:40,929 there's gonna be a different fucking ending. 786 00:45:41,295 --> 00:45:43,865 Oh, and you see this fucking piece of shit hat of yours? 787 00:45:44,331 --> 00:45:46,000 This coming with me. 788 00:45:47,135 --> 00:45:48,136 Fucking racist. 789 00:45:49,103 --> 00:45:50,405 Fucking. 790 00:45:50,438 --> 00:45:51,606 Such a tough guy, Will. 791 00:45:53,474 --> 00:45:55,410 Real fucking tough guy. 792 00:45:55,943 --> 00:45:58,480 You're a fucking disgrace to the fucking badge! 793 00:46:00,114 --> 00:46:01,650 This supposed to be a fucking brotherhood. 794 00:46:03,217 --> 00:46:04,552 You're going against the brotherhood. 795 00:46:05,052 --> 00:46:07,623 You got some fucking balls to say we're brothers. 796 00:46:08,289 --> 00:46:10,025 We're brothers? 797 00:46:10,625 --> 00:46:11,960 Freeze! 798 00:46:16,130 --> 00:46:17,633 Let me fucking ta... 799 00:46:18,565 --> 00:46:20,301 Pippen! 800 00:46:22,971 --> 00:46:24,405 I said, freeze! 801 00:46:51,365 --> 00:46:52,333 Pippen! 802 00:47:16,391 --> 00:47:17,992 Freeze! 803 00:47:18,492 --> 00:47:19,393 Shit. 804 00:47:24,297 --> 00:47:25,199 Freeze! 805 00:47:26,134 --> 00:47:27,235 Will, take the shot! 806 00:47:27,268 --> 00:47:29,137 Martina, I don't have that shot. 807 00:47:29,170 --> 00:47:30,305 Take the fucking shot! 808 00:47:30,338 --> 00:47:32,606 I don't have a clear shot! 809 00:47:32,639 --> 00:47:35,076 Freeze, put the fucking knife down. 810 00:47:36,143 --> 00:47:38,713 Put the knife down. 811 00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:41,516 All right, listen, listen, listen. 812 00:47:41,548 --> 00:47:42,451 Listen, listen. 813 00:47:43,483 --> 00:47:44,752 I put the gun down. 814 00:47:46,420 --> 00:47:47,489 Take me. 815 00:47:48,456 --> 00:47:49,724 You want me? 816 00:47:50,190 --> 00:47:52,126 Take me, leave my partner alone. 817 00:47:52,159 --> 00:47:53,194 Take me! 818 00:47:55,063 --> 00:47:56,664 No! 819 00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:00,402 Will! 820 00:48:00,701 --> 00:48:01,670 Come here! 821 00:48:03,471 --> 00:48:04,706 Get him! 822 00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,675 Get him! 823 00:48:07,574 --> 00:48:09,076 Somebody help! 824 00:48:10,244 --> 00:48:11,613 Somebody help! 825 00:48:12,112 --> 00:48:14,148 You're fucking dead! 826 00:48:14,581 --> 00:48:16,550 You fucking hear me? 827 00:48:17,150 --> 00:48:19,721 You're fucking dead! 828 00:48:53,286 --> 00:48:54,455 Thank you for the ride, babe. 829 00:48:55,623 --> 00:48:56,758 Anytime. 830 00:48:57,492 --> 00:48:59,494 Don't leave until I get in the house. 831 00:48:59,527 --> 00:49:00,795 It's why I called you and not an Uber. 832 00:49:00,827 --> 00:49:02,630 Oh, look doll, I got you. 833 00:49:17,878 --> 00:49:18,846 Fucking men. 834 00:49:32,293 --> 00:49:33,161 Hello? 835 00:49:34,262 --> 00:49:36,397 Fucking Bryan just left me, again, 836 00:49:36,429 --> 00:49:38,199 in front of my building. 837 00:49:39,233 --> 00:49:40,802 I'm so through with him. 838 00:49:41,869 --> 00:49:43,538 I can't even find my keys. 839 00:49:43,905 --> 00:49:44,840 What? 840 00:49:45,706 --> 00:49:46,908 No. 841 00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:48,408 That bitch is cra... 842 00:49:50,344 --> 00:49:52,514 I think I just heard something. 843 00:49:57,485 --> 00:49:59,387 No, this... Yeah, I... 844 00:49:59,420 --> 00:50:01,623 It's just this COVID shit. 845 00:50:01,655 --> 00:50:04,659 Everybody, like, looks the same with these masks on. 846 00:50:04,692 --> 00:50:07,362 It's... And I can't even find my keys, 847 00:50:07,394 --> 00:50:08,663 and Bryan left me. 848 00:50:08,695 --> 00:50:10,797 I don't know who the fuck that was. 849 00:50:10,831 --> 00:50:12,434 I gotta go. 850 00:50:15,702 --> 00:50:17,639 Keys. 851 00:50:32,552 --> 00:50:34,422 Fuck. 852 00:50:40,327 --> 00:50:41,295 Oh, fuck. 853 00:50:45,266 --> 00:50:46,834 No! Please, no! 854 00:50:50,304 --> 00:50:51,706 No! Please! 855 00:50:51,739 --> 00:50:53,208 Please don't kill me! 856 00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:55,242 No! No! 857 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:47,815 Yo, what's up? 858 00:53:49,650 --> 00:53:52,887 What? I can't bring my partner 859 00:53:53,621 --> 00:53:56,423 her favorite drink? 860 00:53:56,690 --> 00:53:59,894 Simply Lemonade. 861 00:54:01,061 --> 00:54:04,030 And a KitKat bar. 862 00:54:04,063 --> 00:54:05,866 A whole KitKat. 863 00:54:05,900 --> 00:54:08,536 Hey, look, I even got you a balloon 864 00:54:08,568 --> 00:54:10,605 with your favorite colors. 865 00:54:14,842 --> 00:54:17,945 Yo, the doc said you had quick reflexes. 866 00:54:18,646 --> 00:54:22,851 You caught that fucking blade right above the jawbone. 867 00:54:23,784 --> 00:54:26,688 Yo, it didn't even hit anything vital. 868 00:54:27,121 --> 00:54:29,057 You back to work no time. 869 00:54:29,489 --> 00:54:31,692 Sitting next to me, riding shotgun. 870 00:54:32,893 --> 00:54:34,762 Fucking with the radio. 871 00:54:34,795 --> 00:54:36,497 Taking pics. 872 00:54:36,530 --> 00:54:38,432 Look at me. 873 00:54:47,074 --> 00:54:48,409 What? 874 00:54:49,108 --> 00:54:50,177 What? 875 00:54:53,914 --> 00:54:55,550 Shoulda took the shot. 876 00:54:56,583 --> 00:54:58,018 You shoulda took the shot. 877 00:55:03,590 --> 00:55:05,226 Somebody said to me the other day, 878 00:55:05,259 --> 00:55:07,461 "You're the most famous person in the world by far." 879 00:55:07,494 --> 00:55:09,730 Said, "No, I'm not. No, I'm not." 880 00:55:09,762 --> 00:55:11,632 They said, "Yes, you are." I said, "No." 881 00:55:11,664 --> 00:55:12,800 They said, "Who's more famous?" 882 00:55:12,833 --> 00:55:14,001 I said, "Jesus Christ." 883 00:55:18,606 --> 00:55:19,574 They were talking about the glass ceiling 884 00:55:19,606 --> 00:55:20,407 the other night, of women breaking 885 00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,209 the glass ceiling. 886 00:55:45,298 --> 00:55:46,733 So when you do 30 million 887 00:55:46,766 --> 00:55:48,134 and have a kid with the sniffles, 888 00:55:48,168 --> 00:55:50,003 and they'll say it's Coronavirus, 889 00:55:50,036 --> 00:55:51,105 whatever you wanna call it, 890 00:55:51,137 --> 00:55:52,206 I said the other night, 891 00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:53,941 there are so many names to this, 892 00:55:53,974 --> 00:55:56,744 that I could name nineteen names, like, 893 00:55:56,777 --> 00:55:57,878 Corona 19, 894 00:55:57,911 --> 00:55:59,580 but I could name 19 names. 895 00:56:00,179 --> 00:56:01,781 Okay, I gotta say. 896 00:56:01,815 --> 00:56:03,284 - No, no, no... - Jesus. 897 00:56:03,317 --> 00:56:06,153 One of the 19 names is not Corona 19. 898 00:56:06,820 --> 00:56:09,891 It's COVID-19, or Coronavirus. 899 00:56:09,923 --> 00:56:11,092 No one calls it Corona 19! 900 00:56:12,025 --> 00:56:13,760 He's such an idiot! 901 00:56:13,793 --> 00:56:16,297 He's a... And who cares how many names it has? 902 00:56:16,329 --> 00:56:17,864 Why is that relevant to the story? 903 00:56:17,898 --> 00:56:19,968 You know, it has so many names... 904 00:56:20,601 --> 00:56:22,970 And, no, but most importantly, 905 00:56:23,003 --> 00:56:25,039 you would still have Coronavirus 906 00:56:25,072 --> 00:56:26,840 if you didn't test anyone! 907 00:56:26,873 --> 00:56:29,309 At this point, the latest number I just saw, 908 00:56:29,342 --> 00:56:31,278 right before... as we were going live, 909 00:56:31,311 --> 00:56:34,615 A 127,000 dead in America. 910 00:56:35,215 --> 00:56:37,050 If you didn't test a single person, 911 00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:39,653 those 127,000 would still be dead 912 00:56:39,686 --> 00:56:41,288 from Coronavirus. 913 00:56:41,322 --> 00:56:43,858 What he's saying is, I don't care if they die, 914 00:56:43,891 --> 00:56:46,126 I just don't want you to call it Coronavirus, 915 00:56:46,159 --> 00:56:48,795 because I don't wanna be blamed for it. 916 00:56:48,829 --> 00:56:51,231 You are a pathetic excuse for a human being, 917 00:56:51,264 --> 00:56:52,299 let alone a leader. 918 00:56:55,936 --> 00:56:58,039 And in a startling revelation, 919 00:56:58,072 --> 00:57:01,242 we're now receiving details on what could possibly be 920 00:57:01,275 --> 00:57:03,110 the Covid Killer's motives. 921 00:57:03,143 --> 00:57:06,581 Apparently, the Covid's wife, a former stripper, 922 00:57:06,614 --> 00:57:07,981 who we will not name at this time 923 00:57:08,014 --> 00:57:09,215 for obvious reasons, 924 00:57:09,248 --> 00:57:11,184 contracted the Coronavirus 925 00:57:11,217 --> 00:57:14,054 and was admitted to Saint Mary's Hospital in the Bronx. 926 00:57:14,387 --> 00:57:16,856 She stayed at this hospital as a patient 927 00:57:16,889 --> 00:57:18,759 for several weeks, 928 00:57:18,791 --> 00:57:21,663 until eventually succumbing to the deadly disease. 929 00:57:21,961 --> 00:57:24,664 Her funeral was held a few weeks ago 930 00:57:24,697 --> 00:57:26,667 at the Ortiz Funeral Home in the Bronx. 931 00:57:27,134 --> 00:57:28,869 The theory out there 932 00:57:28,902 --> 00:57:31,137 is that maybe her case was not handled well 933 00:57:31,170 --> 00:57:33,607 by the nurses at Saint Mary's Hospital, 934 00:57:33,641 --> 00:57:36,210 and he blames them for the death of his wife. 935 00:57:36,677 --> 00:57:39,747 Whatever the case, this man is hurting. 936 00:57:40,114 --> 00:57:43,784 He is angry, and he wants his revenge. 937 00:57:45,719 --> 00:57:49,691 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♪ 938 00:57:50,056 --> 00:57:53,660 ♪ How I wonder what you are ♪ 939 00:57:54,193 --> 00:57:55,630 ♪ Up above the... ♪ 940 00:58:01,902 --> 00:58:03,403 What do you want with me? 941 00:58:03,436 --> 00:58:04,739 Stop, no! 942 00:58:04,771 --> 00:58:06,673 Stop! No, please don't hurt me. 943 00:58:07,041 --> 00:58:08,776 Don't! I.. 944 00:58:08,809 --> 00:58:10,177 I'm too young! 945 00:58:50,784 --> 00:58:52,052 Please don't hurt me. 946 00:58:52,085 --> 00:58:54,021 Why are you doing this? 947 00:58:54,288 --> 00:58:56,190 Please, I have a family! 948 00:58:56,222 --> 00:58:59,826 Please, my brother doesn't...! 949 00:59:03,130 --> 00:59:04,932 Leave me alone, please! 950 00:59:05,264 --> 00:59:07,668 I didn't even do anything to you! 951 00:59:08,168 --> 00:59:10,471 I don't even have the Coronavirus! 952 00:59:14,208 --> 00:59:15,677 No. No. 953 00:59:17,244 --> 00:59:18,980 No. No. Just... 954 01:03:31,164 --> 01:03:32,599 The big news, of course, 955 01:03:32,632 --> 01:03:34,233 is that the President and First Lady 956 01:03:34,266 --> 01:03:36,971 have tested positive for Coronavirus. 957 01:03:37,003 --> 01:03:38,471 In any other time in history, 958 01:03:38,505 --> 01:03:40,474 this would be the craziest story of all time. 959 01:03:40,507 --> 01:03:43,010 In the year 2020, it's Friday. 960 01:03:44,577 --> 01:03:46,346 Seriously, when the news broke, 961 01:03:46,380 --> 01:03:48,481 2020 was, like, come on, you had to see this one coming. 962 01:03:50,483 --> 01:03:52,018 I actually didn't see this coming. 963 01:03:52,052 --> 01:03:53,721 Last night I went to bed thinking 964 01:03:53,753 --> 01:03:55,655 tonight's whole monologue would be about NASA calling off 965 01:03:55,688 --> 01:03:59,393 their mission to send a $23 million toilet to space. 966 01:03:59,425 --> 01:04:00,728 What? 967 01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,630 We had 300 jokes on that. 968 01:04:04,231 --> 01:04:06,300 Unlike the presidential debate, 969 01:04:06,333 --> 01:04:08,235 I hope people can learn from this. 970 01:04:08,268 --> 01:04:10,403 If the most powerful, most protected person on earth 971 01:04:10,436 --> 01:04:13,039 can get COVID-19, anyone can, 972 01:04:13,072 --> 01:04:15,576 and no one should have to suffer through this horrible virus. 973 01:04:18,711 --> 01:04:20,347 This just in. 974 01:04:20,380 --> 01:04:22,182 We are now receiving information 975 01:04:22,215 --> 01:04:23,617 that there is another Covid Killer 976 01:04:23,650 --> 01:04:25,619 on the streets of New York. 977 01:04:25,652 --> 01:04:29,023 Police are reporting that this second Covid Killer, 978 01:04:29,056 --> 01:04:30,523 which the media is already labeling 979 01:04:30,556 --> 01:04:32,525 the Copycat Covid Killer, 980 01:04:32,559 --> 01:04:36,263 has already killed three people, that police know of. 981 01:04:36,295 --> 01:04:38,798 He was last seen in the city of Yonkers, 982 01:04:38,831 --> 01:04:41,268 where he brutally murdered an old woman, 983 01:04:41,300 --> 01:04:43,336 who was described by her neighbors as 984 01:04:43,369 --> 01:04:45,672 very caring and selfless. 985 01:04:46,373 --> 01:04:49,443 So I'm urging you, pleading with you, 986 01:04:49,476 --> 01:04:52,680 good citizens of New York, stay inside. 987 01:04:53,213 --> 01:04:55,115 Coronavirus is not the only thing 988 01:04:55,148 --> 01:04:56,416 that you have to quarantine from. 989 01:04:56,449 --> 01:04:58,217 There are now 990 01:04:58,251 --> 01:05:00,688 two killers out there terrorizing the city. 991 01:05:01,288 --> 01:05:04,190 And they are armed and extremely dangerous. 992 01:06:36,282 --> 01:06:37,784 Guys, what did I tell you? 993 01:06:39,418 --> 01:06:41,254 No wrestling in the living room! 994 01:06:41,288 --> 01:06:42,822 I said no wrestling! 995 01:06:42,856 --> 01:06:43,791 Yes, ma'am. 996 01:07:02,943 --> 01:07:05,679 You guys are so fun. 997 01:07:14,588 --> 01:07:16,223 Back off, motherfucker. 998 01:07:16,255 --> 01:07:17,590 I beat you any day, old man. 999 01:07:17,623 --> 01:07:19,392 Well, I will beat your ass. 1000 01:07:19,425 --> 01:07:20,893 Go suck on these nuts, boy. 1001 01:07:20,927 --> 01:07:22,663 You came out of these nuts, motherfucker. 1002 01:07:22,695 --> 01:07:25,264 Not true, I never came out of those nuts. 1003 01:07:25,297 --> 01:07:27,767 Yes, and into your mama. 1004 01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:29,536 - Hey, you know. - We should watch a movie. 1005 01:07:29,568 --> 01:07:30,771 All right, maybe you're right. Maybe you're right. 1006 01:07:30,804 --> 01:07:32,239 Just a little bit, 1007 01:07:32,271 --> 01:07:33,773 but maybe I came from somewhere else. 1008 01:07:33,806 --> 01:07:35,308 I coulda came out of a test tube, you never know. 1009 01:07:35,342 --> 01:07:36,742 Shit, yeah, test tube. 1010 01:07:36,775 --> 01:07:38,878 I'm dark, and you white, that's not even possible. 1011 01:07:39,411 --> 01:07:40,780 I'm gonna get the popcorn. 1012 01:07:40,813 --> 01:07:41,981 You ain't shit. 1013 01:07:42,014 --> 01:07:43,549 - You mama shit. - Yeah. 1014 01:07:43,583 --> 01:07:44,818 You guys pick a movie. 1015 01:08:11,844 --> 01:08:13,446 Hey, what's the punchline, what's the punchline? 1016 01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:15,248 And then she said, 1017 01:08:15,282 --> 01:08:17,516 is that your penis or what? 1018 01:08:29,895 --> 01:08:31,798 So what's the new video game coming out? 1019 01:08:36,836 --> 01:08:39,273 Oh! Oh, let's watch The Businessman. 1020 01:08:39,305 --> 01:08:41,674 Ah, fuck, that movie's garbage, man. 1021 01:08:41,707 --> 01:08:43,443 It's ass, but I love it. 1022 01:08:43,877 --> 01:08:46,380 Oy, G, that's my favorite movie. 1023 01:08:51,984 --> 01:08:53,619 His business is killing. 1024 01:08:53,653 --> 01:08:55,722 And his business is good. 1025 01:08:55,755 --> 01:08:57,524 Oh, that's the popcorn. 1026 01:08:57,556 --> 01:08:59,358 I'm gonna go get it, you guys start the movie, 1027 01:08:59,391 --> 01:09:00,993 - I'll be right back. - All right. 1028 01:09:01,027 --> 01:09:02,962 Actually, my favorite line from The Businessman 1029 01:09:02,996 --> 01:09:04,498 was when you said, 1030 01:09:04,530 --> 01:09:05,765 "He was annoying me." 1031 01:09:06,099 --> 01:09:07,601 Man, he sounds like 1032 01:09:07,634 --> 01:09:09,036 a retarded nephew of Arnold Schwarzenegger. 1033 01:09:09,069 --> 01:09:10,871 That's not nice! 1034 01:09:10,904 --> 01:09:13,007 Oh, excuse me, let me be politically correct. 1035 01:09:13,707 --> 01:09:17,611 Mentally challenged nephew to Arnold Schwarzenegger. 1036 01:09:26,552 --> 01:09:27,921 Popcorn's ready! 1037 01:09:32,492 --> 01:09:34,394 Oh. You guys started the movie already. 1038 01:09:34,426 --> 01:09:35,328 Okay. 1039 01:09:56,882 --> 01:09:58,585 This movie's so garbage, yo. 1040 01:09:59,418 --> 01:10:00,054 Ass, but good. 1041 01:10:00,988 --> 01:10:02,623 All right. I have to go to the bathroom. 1042 01:10:02,889 --> 01:10:03,856 - Yeah. - All right. 1043 01:10:03,890 --> 01:10:04,892 I'll be right back. 1044 01:10:22,809 --> 01:10:24,677 You guys are making a big fucking mistake. 1045 01:10:26,145 --> 01:10:27,880 Don't you know who the fuck I am? 1046 01:10:29,882 --> 01:10:31,617 You wouldn't dare fucking kill me. 1047 01:10:31,650 --> 01:10:33,019 You got no balls. You wouldn't fucking dare, man, 1048 01:10:33,051 --> 01:10:35,488 I know it. You got nothing, man. 1049 01:10:35,521 --> 01:10:36,489 You got nothing. 1050 01:10:37,689 --> 01:10:39,893 Are you out your fucking mind? 1051 01:10:40,726 --> 01:10:42,930 How the fuck you gonna shoot somebody in my car? 1052 01:10:44,497 --> 01:10:45,899 Yeah, you done lost your... 1053 01:10:45,931 --> 01:10:47,701 This is it, this is it, my favorite part, 1054 01:10:47,734 --> 01:10:48,869 my favorite part. 1055 01:10:48,902 --> 01:10:50,738 No. 1056 01:10:52,104 --> 01:10:54,107 He was annoying me. 1057 01:11:01,448 --> 01:11:03,050 Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle. 1058 01:11:03,649 --> 01:11:05,952 I'm taking a tinkle and a twinkle twinkle. 1059 01:11:06,519 --> 01:11:07,454 And... 1060 01:13:34,900 --> 01:13:35,969 Will! Take the shot! 1061 01:13:39,204 --> 01:13:40,306 Take the fucking shot! 1062 01:13:45,043 --> 01:13:47,014 Where you going, Covid? 1063 01:13:52,251 --> 01:13:53,921 You're bleeding. 1064 01:13:59,158 --> 01:14:00,293 There's nowhere to run! 1065 01:14:07,634 --> 01:14:08,801 Turn around! 1066 01:14:09,335 --> 01:14:11,738 Face me! Look at me! 1067 01:14:12,171 --> 01:14:13,306 Look at me, you coward! 1068 01:14:55,247 --> 01:14:57,850 Well, New York, it's a great day. 1069 01:14:57,884 --> 01:14:59,985 Biden has won the election. 1070 01:15:00,019 --> 01:15:02,789 Our orange nightmare is almost over. 1071 01:15:02,822 --> 01:15:04,289 In two months, 1072 01:15:04,323 --> 01:15:07,027 Joe Biden will be our 46th President. 1073 01:15:07,060 --> 01:15:10,664 I also have more good news, and sadly, some bad news. 1074 01:15:10,997 --> 01:15:12,798 The Covid Killer is dead. 1075 01:15:13,332 --> 01:15:15,168 Yes. You heard me right. 1076 01:15:15,201 --> 01:15:17,302 The Covid Killer is dead. 1077 01:15:17,336 --> 01:15:20,373 He was shot dead by Detective Will Jordan 1078 01:15:20,405 --> 01:15:23,777 right in front of the home of his captain, Felicia Jackson. 1079 01:15:24,010 --> 01:15:25,712 But the bad news is, 1080 01:15:25,744 --> 01:15:28,381 the Copycat Covid Killer is still out there, 1081 01:15:28,413 --> 01:15:30,949 and he's much more of a vicious killer 1082 01:15:30,983 --> 01:15:32,719 than Covid ever was. 1083 01:15:33,219 --> 01:15:35,822 Every citizen of New York should beware, 1084 01:15:35,854 --> 01:15:38,057 because this killer has no discretion. 1085 01:15:38,091 --> 01:15:41,127 He does not limit himself to killing just women. 1086 01:15:41,159 --> 01:15:42,261 He also kills men. 1087 01:15:43,563 --> 01:15:46,298 He's also not limited to any type of knife slash. 1088 01:15:46,998 --> 01:15:49,068 He kills in all types of ways, 1089 01:15:49,101 --> 01:15:50,936 with all types of weapons, 1090 01:15:50,970 --> 01:15:53,140 and he doesn't only kill at night. 1091 01:15:53,872 --> 01:15:55,474 He kills in broad daylight, 1092 01:15:55,507 --> 01:15:57,844 so please, I'm begging you, 1093 01:15:57,877 --> 01:16:00,180 the courageous men and women of New York, 1094 01:16:00,212 --> 01:16:03,015 stay inside and lock your doors, 1095 01:16:03,048 --> 01:16:05,719 because the Copycat is out there. 1096 01:16:34,079 --> 01:16:35,015 Action. 1097 01:16:35,515 --> 01:16:37,050 Shut the fuck up! 1098 01:16:37,082 --> 01:16:38,350 Shut the fuck up! 1099 01:16:38,384 --> 01:16:39,953 I'm gonna put two in the back of your head 1100 01:16:39,985 --> 01:16:41,320 and then you really can't gonna be bro... 1101 01:16:41,354 --> 01:16:43,289 gonna be... not breathing. 1102 01:16:43,823 --> 01:16:45,325 Keep going, keep going. Action. 1103 01:16:45,358 --> 01:16:48,128 Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up. 1104 01:16:48,161 --> 01:16:49,762 I'm gonna put two in the back of your head 1105 01:16:49,796 --> 01:16:51,832 and then you really won't be... 1106 01:16:52,198 --> 01:16:53,867 Keep it up, keep it up. Go. 1107 01:16:53,899 --> 01:16:55,134 The laughing, stop the laughing. 1108 01:16:55,167 --> 01:16:56,536 Stop the laughing. Go. 1109 01:16:56,569 --> 01:16:58,104 Hey, what's going on, brother? 1110 01:16:58,136 --> 01:16:59,905 - Hey. How you feeling? - How you doing? 1111 01:16:59,939 --> 01:17:00,874 - Good, good. Good to see you. - I'm feeling pretty good. 1112 01:17:00,907 --> 01:17:01,975 Good. Good, I'm glad. 1113 01:17:02,007 --> 01:17:03,175 Yeah. I see you found my hat. 1114 01:17:03,208 --> 01:17:05,010 - Your hat? - Yeah. 1115 01:17:05,043 --> 01:17:06,378 - This is your hat? - Yeah. 1116 01:17:06,412 --> 01:17:08,047 Thanks to detectives like you, 1117 01:17:08,079 --> 01:17:09,381 we can make America great again. 1118 01:17:16,189 --> 01:17:17,222 Hey, you coming into... 1119 01:17:17,256 --> 01:17:19,793 Coming into the kitchen. Action. 1120 01:17:20,259 --> 01:17:22,194 I'm saying "action" while you're walking. 1121 01:17:23,429 --> 01:17:25,132 Now. Action. 1122 01:17:27,099 --> 01:17:28,534 Okay. You're not the Terminator. 1123 01:17:30,203 --> 01:17:31,905 Walk like a normal human being, 1124 01:17:31,938 --> 01:17:32,872 not like you're a fucking... 1125 01:17:32,904 --> 01:17:33,505 The T-1000. 1126 01:17:39,878 --> 01:17:41,948 Damn, why is your roommate here? 1127 01:17:42,881 --> 01:17:44,416 - Yo, bro? - I just... 1128 01:17:44,449 --> 01:17:46,418 I just wanna know what it was like to eat the ass, bro. 1129 01:17:51,224 --> 01:17:52,425 Whoa, let me record that. 1130 01:17:52,457 --> 01:17:53,527 We'll record that. 1131 01:17:53,926 --> 01:17:54,961 - All right. - Sorry. 1132 01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:56,863 Okay, now you could do it. 1133 01:17:56,895 --> 01:17:58,063 Now you can do it. 1134 01:17:59,030 --> 01:18:00,833 You're like a superhero. 1135 01:18:02,134 --> 01:18:04,604 I'm Wonder Woman, ta-da! 1136 01:18:04,636 --> 01:18:06,405 Nah, you could have played Wonder Woman. 1137 01:18:07,472 --> 01:18:09,074 Do my favorite, sit on the chair... 1138 01:18:11,010 --> 01:18:12,110 Right? 1139 01:18:12,144 --> 01:18:13,146 Oh, I didn't get it. 1140 01:18:47,546 --> 01:18:48,949 Yeah. Cap? 1141 01:18:49,180 --> 01:18:50,382 I'm gonna FaceTime you. 1142 01:18:51,016 --> 01:18:52,385 And I'm done with these clowns. 1143 01:18:52,417 --> 01:18:54,186 I'm gonna FaceTime you. 1144 01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:00,025 You see? 1145 01:19:00,993 --> 01:19:02,195 Okay. 1146 01:19:02,228 --> 01:19:03,496 We're on our way to the strip club. 1147 01:19:06,465 --> 01:19:08,400 Yo. Y'all done with us. 1148 01:19:08,434 --> 01:19:10,103 - Fucking clowns. - Will, Will. 1149 01:19:10,136 --> 01:19:11,071 What? 1150 01:19:11,970 --> 01:19:12,971 I can clearly see there's nobody there. 1151 01:19:14,841 --> 01:19:17,210 Jeff, they're walking while I'm talking. 1152 01:19:17,243 --> 01:19:19,045 From where? 1153 01:19:19,078 --> 01:19:21,081 they walk, they said these guys are walking. 1154 01:19:54,012 --> 01:19:55,113 Yeah, we don't wanna do anything 1155 01:19:55,146 --> 01:19:56,548 to scare your children, 1156 01:19:56,582 --> 01:19:57,617 that's the last thing we wanna do. 1157 01:19:57,649 --> 01:19:59,385 We don't want to scare anybody. 1158 01:20:09,761 --> 01:20:11,664 Action. 1159 01:20:25,610 --> 01:20:27,447 The other guy was just here. 1160 01:21:19,265 --> 01:21:20,500 Rolling. 1161 01:21:21,801 --> 01:21:25,038 Girl two, bedroom scene. 1162 01:21:26,471 --> 01:21:27,739 - Wait till you say, action. - It's fine. 1163 01:21:27,773 --> 01:21:29,375 Just keep doing it. 1164 01:21:29,408 --> 01:21:31,277 - Yeah, that's good. - That's working. 1165 01:21:35,581 --> 01:21:36,582 All right, hold on. 1166 01:21:36,614 --> 01:21:38,317 - Enrique. - Right here? 1167 01:21:44,256 --> 01:21:45,725 - All right, like... - Okay. 1168 01:21:45,757 --> 01:21:47,393 All right, I gotta, apparently, gotta do like, 1169 01:21:47,426 --> 01:21:48,361 clapping over here. 1170 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:55,734 Am I supposed to clap over here? 1171 01:21:57,403 --> 01:21:58,704 This is where I'm supposed to clap, all right. 1172 01:21:58,737 --> 01:22:00,539 - Hold it, hold it. - Hold on, hold on. 1173 01:22:00,573 --> 01:22:02,108 This is where we're supposed to clap. 1174 01:22:02,140 --> 01:22:03,275 Well, you shouldn't even see my thong. 1175 01:22:03,309 --> 01:22:04,744 That's the only thing. 1176 01:22:04,777 --> 01:22:06,846 So just take it off, babe. So just take it off. 1177 01:22:06,878 --> 01:22:08,213 Sorry, it... 1178 01:22:08,247 --> 01:22:09,816 'Cause then it's weird. 1179 01:22:09,849 --> 01:22:11,117 - Looks better. - Because then it's weird. 1180 01:22:11,149 --> 01:22:12,484 All I hear is... 1181 01:22:12,518 --> 01:22:14,820 Yo, Enrique, stop, I don't wanna hear that. 1182 01:22:14,854 --> 01:22:16,521 Then it's just weird. 1183 01:22:16,555 --> 01:22:18,458 But this thing could be fucking fully clothed! 1184 01:22:18,490 --> 01:22:20,225 I'm just saying. 1185 01:22:20,259 --> 01:22:21,527 I just need to know when the fuck I'm supposed to clap. 1186 01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:22,728 Or when I'm supposed to clap. 1187 01:22:25,981 --> 01:22:30,981 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 84252

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