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dunder mifflin. this is pam.
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i'm sorry. he's not in yet.
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would you like his voicemail?
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yeah!
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yeah,okay!
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12 miles an hour.
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eat that,carl lewis!
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angela made
several 9-1-1 calls
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about cars going too fast
in front of the building,
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so the police put up a radar gun.
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it's actually caused a
bit of a traffic hazard.
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aah!
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wow,13!
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no,no.no,there was wind.
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i was just jogging.
dwight,there was wind.
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- i want a do-over.-
no,no,no. it's not your turn.
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all right,13 is the new number.
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oscar,go ahead.
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i want another try. here we go!
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31! 31!
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there was a car.
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i was ahead of the car.
31 is my new number.
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31 is humanly impossible.
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go,oscar. 31's my numb.
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- that's impossible.
- beat it.
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the.office.season05
episode11
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today's a big day.
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my presence has been requested by
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chief financial officer david wallace.
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he says that he wants to
talk about big picture stuff.
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and i'll be honest,
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i have little or no idea
what that means,so...
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probably bad.
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quick announcement.
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new year,new candy.
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whoo-hoo!
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okay,be careful,kevin.
they're kind of spicy.
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hot tamales.
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yeah.
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so maybe just try one at first,
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and then if it's
okay,have a couple more.
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excuse me,everyone. can
i have the floor please?
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um...
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this is insanely awkward.
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it's kind of the elephant in the room,
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so i'll just...
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no one has rsvp'd to our wedding yet,
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and the deadline was yesterday.
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wait,you still
don't know--
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no,no.
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nope.
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- hmm?
- nothing.
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- you still don't
- why don't
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- let's
- what are you doing?
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how about
we just--
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i just have to talk to you for a second.
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- andy,has anyone
- ahh!
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no,no one has rsvp'd,
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and i don't understand it.
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and now you're shutting me out.
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and you're not even listening.
and that's really considerate.
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- thank you.
- no,what i'm saying is
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- no,no.no,that's not it.
- i know.
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andy still doesn't know
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that angela's having
an affair with dwight.
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and it's been 17 days.
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i mean,eventually he'll figure it out...
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when their kids have giant heads
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and beet-stained teeth.
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but right now it's just...awkward.
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how can he still not know?
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- we can't figure that out.
- i can't take it anymore.
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wait,what? you can't take what?
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i am telling andy.
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no.you n't do that. it
shouldn't come from you.
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who should it come from then?
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angela. angela.
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from angela.angela.
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are you still having
intercourse with her?
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what is wrong with you? she is engaged.
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did you ever have
intercourse in this office?
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are you serious?
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ugh. where?
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where?
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where,dwight?
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seems like you already know where.
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kevin,you screwed this form up again.
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the amount owed goes at the top.
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oh,i'm sorry.
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i didn't realize i was
doing something wrong.
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if i had,i would've admitted it
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and stopped right away.
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that's enough.
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because i wouldn't
want an innocent person
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who doesn't know
anything about the form--
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what?
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that was good.
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it jt at the end,you
weren't saying something
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that could also apply to the form.
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how about "i'm sorry i
did such a whorish job
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filling out this form."
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there you go.
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that cannot be true!
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you're going to charge me a e
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to cut my own cake?
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uh,no. no,no,no.
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what i'm saying is i
want to cut it myself.
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- trade seats with me.
- no.
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i've got a better angle on pam.
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i can see everything.
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please stop.
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i need a soup spoon.
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rule 17.
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don't turn your back on bears,
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men you have wronged,
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or the dominant turkey
during mating season.
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there are 40 rules all
schrute boys must learn
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before the age of five.
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learn your rules
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you better learn your rules
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if you don't
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you'll be eaten in your sleep
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what is it?
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you've got to tell andy about us.
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that is a terrible idea.
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- one of your worst.
- get it over with.
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then we don't have to hide anymore.
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you're expanding on your worst idea.
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do you love me or not?
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i've already admitted that i do.
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why do you keep making me repeat it?
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because you're engaged to andy.
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well?
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- not yet.
- when?
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when what?
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when what?
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you know this can't go on.
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- what can't go on?
- we have to put an end to this.
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- seems like
- come on.
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you guys should...
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be hearing what i'm saying.
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this is really not how
this is supposed to happen.
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angela said she was gonna tell him.
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she's just not ready.
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- when will she be ready?
- i don't know.
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- is she crazy in bed?
- yes.
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- stop.
- how so,specifically?
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what? okay,listen.
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- this shouldn't happen at work.
- eager and flexible.
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- and...
- really?
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this shouldn't be coming from his boss.
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and we should also consider the fact
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that that man has an anger issue.
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too late.
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well,it's not too late,'cause
you haven't done anything.
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i am already walking.
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michael,once this gets out,
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i don't know how it's gonna go down.
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okay,what does that mean?
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might get ugly.
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jim,this has to get out
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so we can all deal with it.
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but you're leaving.
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- have a good trip.
- thanks.
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- andy.
- yeah?
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walk with me.
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will do,boss man.
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oh,i do not have much time.
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car's all the way over there.
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to tell you what i have to tell you.
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and just bear in
mind that when i say--
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say these things...
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that are bad things that you hear...
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in your ears,
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this is something that i...
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if i were you,that i
wouldn't want to hear.
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you're not making any sense.
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well...
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no,i'm not.
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so i-- i'm not very
articulate today,
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so i'll just leave it for another time.
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- another day.
- all righty.
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- which'll be
- fine. i'm off.
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- have a good meeting.
- thank you.
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kick wallace's ass.
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okay,i will.
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dwight and angela are
having an affair,so.
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i can't hear you through the glass.
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dwight and angela are having an affair.
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they've been sleeping
together for some time.
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that was the news.
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i wanted to let you know.
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what? all right.see you later.
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- are you serious?
- yep.
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i knew something bad
was gonna happen today.
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you said that yesterday.
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yeah,my neighbor got murdered.
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what are you standing for?
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if i'm sitting,
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i can't disable his neck or his groin.
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you're not gonna do anything
to his neck or his groin.
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if i'm sitting,i don't
have the option to.
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dwight,i'm in charge
when michael's gone,
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and i need
you to sit--
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i need to talk to you.
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we can talk right here.
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i need to talk to you in private.
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we're not listening.
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let's go to the conference room.
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is it true?
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what have you heard?
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that you're sleeping with dwight.
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that doesn't sound like me.
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is it true?
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andy,i'm engaged to you.
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i mean we just signed off
on our wedding flowers.
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would i have said yes
to formal chrysanthemums
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if i didn't want to get married?
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and we went through all that
stuff with our wedding cake--
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just answer the question.
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are you sleeping with dwight?
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a little bit.
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how long has it been going on?
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i don't know.
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i mean,we were together,
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and then he killed sprinkles.
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and then we stopped,and...
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i don't know exactly
when we started up again.
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who else knows about it?
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- michael.
- who else?
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let me think about it.
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oh,god.
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come on!
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so listen,michael.
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your branch has been doing great lately,
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d ur sales staff is reporting
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very strong numbers.
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outperforming last year,in fact.
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um,and i don't know
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exactly how to put this,
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but...
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what are you doing right?
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- right what?
- utica,albany
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all the other branches are struggling.
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but your branch is
reporting strong numbers.
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look,you're not our
most traditional guy,
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but clearly something
you are doing...is right.
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ani just-- i need to get
a sense of what that is.
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david,here it is.
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my philosophy is basically this.
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and this is something that i live by.
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and i always have,and i always will.
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don't ever for any reason
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do anything to anyone
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for any reason ever,no matter what.
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no matter
wh--
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where,or who,or who you are with,
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or-- or where
you are going,
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or-- or where
you've been...
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ever...
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for any reason whatsoever.
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sometimes i'll start a sentence,
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and i don't even know where it's going.
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i just hope i find it along the way.
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00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:41,440
like an improv conversation.
269
00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,760
an improversation.
270
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,220
this is gonna sound
sort of high maintenance,
271
00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:47,640
but could we have it,like,three
degrees cooler in here?
272
00:11:47,650 --> 00:11:50,330
i always think better when it's cooler.
273
00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:53,080
here's the thing.michael
is doing something right.
274
00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:55,160
and in this economic climate,
275
00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:57,490
no method of success can be ignored.
276
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,110
it's not really a time for executives
277
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,020
to start getting judgmental now.
278
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,510
it's hail mary time.
279
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,590
hey,
280
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,410
what say we order up some pasta?
281
00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:09,660
what say we do.
282
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,510
standard,you know? nothing fancy.
283
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:13,820
so,like,missionary?
284
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,810
i said nothing fancy.
285
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,260
do you love him?
286
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,980
i love you.
287
00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:20,500
why should i believe that?
288
00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:24,570
andy,we are at a crossroads here.
289
00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:27,750
and we can either give in
to what people are saying,
290
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,080
that we're not
good together--
291
00:12:29,090 --> 00:12:30,140
who says that?
292
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:33,330
orwe can prove them wrong.
293
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,940
let's prove them wrong.
294
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,030
where's dwight?
295
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,410
- you okay,man?
- no.
296
00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:49,500
not at all,actually.
297
00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:51,260
but thanks for asking. appreciate it.
298
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,020
you know what?i'd also like
to take this opportunity
299
00:12:53,030 --> 00:12:55,120
to thank all of you for lying
300
00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:56,930
to my face.
301
00:12:56,940 --> 00:12:59,080
and not telling me what's
been going on this entire time.
302
00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:01,070
you are welcome.
303
00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:08,540
dwight.
304
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,400
andy.
305
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,430
it's over.
306
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,290
oh,good. she broke up with you.
307
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,660
no.
308
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,290
it's-- it's over
between you two.
309
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,200
uh,no way.
310
00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:21,770
i am not giving up.
311
00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:24,190
- you have to.
- no,i don't.
312
00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,290
she doesn't love you.
313
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,930
she's marrying me.
314
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,320
well,i don't know about that
315
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,590
because she certainly seems to enjoy
316
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,810
making lovemaking with me.
317
00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:35,580
angelabernard.
318
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,960
will never be her name.
319
00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:39,450
it will be her name,
320
00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:41,130
and you will have to call her that.
321
00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:42,580
i don't think so.
322
00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,610
hey,guys,why don't we,uh,
323
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:45,640
just cool off a bit?
324
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:46,900
i'm telling you to back down.
325
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,490
and i'm telling you that
i will never back down.
326
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,980
- then i'll make you.
- oh,really?
327
00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:51,170
how are you gonna do that?
328
00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:52,590
through the use of force.
329
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,980
that is very general
330
00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:55,470
and does not scare me in the slightest.
331
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,400
- i will fight you.
- nope.
332
00:13:57,410 --> 00:14:00,320
okay,fine! good!a duel.
333
00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,140
the winner gets angela.
334
00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:03,140
- fine!
- fine!
335
00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:04,920
- this is nuts.
- what is your weapon?
336
00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,430
okay,you know what,that's
enough because--
337
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,730
hey,this is none of your business.
338
00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:10,130
hey,it is my business
when it happens wk.
339
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,390
guess what,
340
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,770
- not happening at work.
- yes.
341
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,470
- we're gonna do it outside.
- outside of work.
342
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,050
- none of your business.
- none of your business then.
343
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,740
good. so what weapon?
344
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,420
- my bare hands.
- that is stupid.
345
00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:23,620
i will use a sword,and i
will cut off your bare hands.
346
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,050
then i'll get something too.
347
00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:27,830
i'vead two men fight over me before.
348
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,390
usually it's over which one
gets to hold the camcorder.
349
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,900
angela,you have to put
a stop to this right now.
350
00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:40,280
i will respect the results of the duel.
351
00:14:40,470 --> 00:14:43,120
- of course you will.
- i call los.
352
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:46,780
i will be taking my break at 4:00
353
00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:48,710
in the parking lot.
354
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,640
i will also be taking my break
355
00:14:50,650 --> 00:14:54,250
at the exact same time
and in the same location.
356
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:56,610
what a coincidence.
357
00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:06,990
so i either get more involved
358
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,630
or i take a sick day...
359
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,340
leaving dwight in charge.
360
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,340
oh,god.
361
00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:26,820
how'd that get there?
362
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,950
there's a star-shaped thing
taped under the kitchen table.
363
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,940
thanks,meredith.
364
00:15:36,350 --> 00:15:38,440
so i was in the office,
365
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:42,860
and i look over to our
accounting division,
366
00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:44,490
and there is kevin malone.
367
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,400
kevin is wearing a jacket
368
00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:48,250
that i've never seen before.
369
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:50,900
and i call over to kevin,
370
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:55,760
"kevin,is that a tweed jacket?"
371
00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:57,030
and he looks at me and he says,
372
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,400
"michael,yes,it is a tweed jacket."
373
00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:01,470
and i look back at him and i say,
374
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,170
"i feel the need...
375
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,850
the need for tweed."
376
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:08,200
so.
377
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:10,080
it's hard to try and
evaluate yourself,michael,
378
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:12,770
but i appreciate you trying.
379
00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:16,250
- and thanks for coming in.
- oh,thank you.
380
00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:17,050
yes.
381
00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:18,920
have to say,i am so impressed
382
00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:21,480
with the potential you see in me.
383
00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:24,090
yeah.
384
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,490
yeah,finish up.
385
00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:35,110
come on!
386
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,810
where are you?
387
00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:40,380
let's do this thing!
388
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:44,050
come on! come on out!
389
00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:46,790
i can't believe they're
gonna fight over me.
390
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,020
i guess people have fewer
choices as they get older.
391
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:51,710
come on!
392
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:53,670
hey,has anything happened yet?
393
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,990
- where are you?
- mm. it's 4:10.
394
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,130
i don't think he's gonna show.
395
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,650
oh,come on,man.
396
00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,290
believe in something.
397
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,550
come on,coward!
398
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,310
where are you?
399
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,920
where--
400
00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:09,290
what?
401
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,760
"from the desk of andrew bernard."
402
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:18,430
a note. pathetic.
403
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,370
"dear dwight,
404
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:21,910
"by now you have received my note.
405
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,590
"how are you? i am well.
406
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,450
"you are no doubt wondering
"why i have left this note.
407
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:28,680
"it's come to my attention "that
in any physical match with you,
408
00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:30,230
i would surely be bested."
409
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,850
true.
410
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:35,840
"the soft underbelly of my refined
upbringing is my soft underbelly."
411
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:38,080
there's andy. he's in his car.
412
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,470
you guys,what is he doing?
413
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,110
why isn't dwight turning around?
414
00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:44,250
the prius is silent if he keeps
it under five miles per hour.
415
00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:46,090
he deserves the win. yeah.
416
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,620
"alas,after much consideration
and deliberation-- "
417
00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:49,080
oh,my god!
418
00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:49,960
what's happenin'?
419
00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:52,590
andy's running over dwight with his car.
420
00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:54,940
whoa-- what
are you--
421
00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:56,640
- hey! hey!
- yeah!
422
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,890
- oh! ho!
- come on ow!
423
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,440
ah! aah!
424
00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:03,650
- you give up?
- never!
425
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,570
get out and face me like a man!
426
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:06,560
i am a man!
427
00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:08,490
i'm a bigger man than you'll ever be!
428
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,760
i would never sleep with
another man's fiancee!
429
00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:11,890
you're not a man!
430
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,080
you don't know how to take care of her!
431
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:16,730
all you do is dress fancy and sing!
432
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,660
la la la la la la la
433
00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:19,690
what does that mean?
434
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,310
you can't even protect her!
435
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,400
protect her from what?
436
00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:23,900
bears,you idiot?
437
00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:26,180
when's the last time you
saw a damn bear in scranton?
438
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,230
last year,idiot!
439
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,290
dwight.
440
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,590
are your legs broken?
441
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,830
no,my right one's falling
asleep a little bit.
442
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:33,600
andy,are you all right?
443
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,900
go away,tuna! i'm winning this.
444
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,940
yeah,back off. this isn't your fight.
445
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,820
oh,how ch is this gonna cost?
446
00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:40,750
oh!
447
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,720
what? trust fund'll take care of that.
448
00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,800
what did you say?i'm
sorry. i couldn't hear you.
449
00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:47,310
i
said--
450
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,470
what?you stupid idiot!
451
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,460
you're like a--you're
like a sasquatch.
452
00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:55,160
- you live in the woods.
- sasquatches are the strongest animal on the planet!
453
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:57,170
so fine,call me a sasquatch.
454
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:58,050
i don't get it.
455
00:18:58,060 --> 00:18:59,880
how could she be sleeping
with you this whole time
456
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,670
and only sleep with me twice?
457
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:05,060
- what?
- what?
458
00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:06,610
she's sleeping with you?
459
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:09,140
i'm her fiance.
460
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,390
she said she was only sleeping with me.
461
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,950
yes,hi.my last name is bernard,
462
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,330
and i would like to cancel a
wedding cake that i had ordered.
463
00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:05,570
b-
e-r-
464
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,720
n-
a-r-d.
465
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,500
yeah.the one shaped like a sailboat.
466
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,450
yep,that's the one.
467
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,690
thank you.
468
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:25,070
wow,what a day! ha ha!
469
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,820
i thought i was gonna get chewed out.
470
00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:28,250
but hold on!
471
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,030
here's an attaboy for you.
472
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,460
what?
473
00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:33,180
roller-coaster ride.
474
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,710
roller-coast.
475
00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:36,410
just goes to show,you leave scranton,
476
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:38,580
exciting things can happen.
477
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:40,820
ahh!
478
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:44,800
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