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♪ (VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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-TANA: Wow, really?
-Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, it's a shit show
over there, apparently.
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-TANA: Yeah?
-Yeah.
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-(TANA SCOFFS)
-Like, advertisers bailing,
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my dad is out of it
by all accounts.
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You know,
Gerri Kellman in charge?
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(SCOFFS) Sorry, I mean,
Gerri's great, I actually--
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I actually love Gerri,
you know, but...
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Gerri is a time server
who's way out of her depth.
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Meanwhile, on the upside,
the DOJ and I
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are in contact about the terms
of my immunity deal.
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So, yeah.
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-Does not look good for them.
-TANA: (CHUCKLES) Wow, right.
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-(CLICKS TONGUE)
-(TANA CHUCKLES)
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All that's on background.
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-TANA: Mm-hmm.
-Um... You know, as we said,
a lot of moving parts.
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But-- But-- Yeah, please,
let's-- let's dive in.
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So, you're okay
if I record this, right?
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KENDALL ROY: Yeah, hey,
am I okay? I am--
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-I am great. Let's record.
-Great. Thank you.
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-KENDALL: Open the kimono.
-(TANA LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Uh-- Oh. Thank you.
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So, will this be in the piece?
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"Kendall Roy ordered
a shaved fennel salad
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and picked at it,
uh, inquisitively?"
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TANA: You're quite concerned
with how you're gonna
come across.
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Not really, no.
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Am I?
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-Hell, look, I come from
a world of image.
-(CHUCKLES)
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That's the family business.
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I mean, did-- did you see
the Sophie Iwobi monologue?
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-Um...
-Yeah, well, she--
she did a bit.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-"Oedipussy"?
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-It's funny, right?
-TANA: Mm-hmm.
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But, you know,
it doesn't hurt now,
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because, uh...
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because I am who I am.
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And-- And-- And--
And I wanna plant a flag.
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I wanna physically get in
and plant a flag,
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you know, for that...
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inside my family's business.
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And in terms
of your family business,
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one question that people
do have is about your siblings.
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-Mm.
-So, where are they in this?
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Have you managed
to stay close with them?
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You know, sure. Absolutely.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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There-- There are issues,
but, uh...
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-essentially, yeah.
-TANA: Hmm.
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I'm just really happy
in my headspace.
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And I hope
they're happy in theirs.
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♪ ("SUCCESSION" THEME MUSIC
PLAYS) ♪
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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Hey, El Presidente.
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How's your headspace?
You happy in it?
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Uh... Yeah. You like the ending?
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"Oh, I love my kids.
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What are their names again?
Blur Face and Who Cares?"
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-KARL MULLER: All right.
-Oh, and let's press go
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on that sale, the Israeli
machine learning operation.
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Okay.
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-What?
-What? Nothing. Good.
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Let me get into that.
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-(SIGHS) Look at me.
-KARL: No, I am. Hi. I see you.
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ROMAN ROY: Action stations!
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-Strategy meet. Time to go
tickle my dad's balls.
-GERRI KELLMAN: Yeah.
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-Wow.
-ROMAN: Hi, Karolina.
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LOGAN ROY:
I just hope our acting CEO
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isn't getting too
fucking acting.
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FRANK VERNON: I'll tell you
what's a scary story
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we should maybe reboot.
Pinocchio.
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A puppet that comes to life.
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Oh, come on. Let's get started.
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They can catch up.
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-Hey, Dad, how's your headspace?
-(LOGAN CLEARING THROAT)
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I hear Gerri is looking
at the Israeli outfit.
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Oh, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
Pretty insignificant.
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No, no, no, no, no.
No, I have a shape of things
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in mind for that.
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GoJo Go, I don't know,
streaming.
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No. Kill it, okay?
Just kill it.
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-Um...
-LOGAN: What?
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What, are you checking
the chain of command?
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No. Um...
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What does he mean
by "plant a flag," huh?
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Please, don't fucking hover.
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TOM WAMBSGANS: Um...
There's talk that, uh,
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-Kendall's planning to come in.
-(GERRI CHUCKLES)
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-You're fucking kidding?
-TOM: Mm-mm.
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-In here?
-Mm-hmm.
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That rat sets one foot
inside this building,
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I'll punch him
in the nose, okay?
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Well, I think
that's the grown-up solution
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that keeps everyone happy.
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LOGAN: Find out
what this fuck is planning.
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I don't need him in my teeth
right now.
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Uh... I can--
I can scope that out.
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I can capture him tonight,
if we'd like,
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at the journalism dinner.
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But, you know,
what are we doing to counter?
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Yes! Yes!
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You should all be out there.
Call him out on this.
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SHIV ROY: Uh... Well,
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we did discuss
the town hall event...
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Yeah, I-- I like it.
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-It brings everyone together.
-SHIV: Yeah.
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-Open, anonymous questions,
employee-facing.
-(LOGAN GROANS)
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SHIV: Yeah, I'm happy to lead it
if it's about change.
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ROMAN: Oh, you are?
Now who's planting a flag?
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In terms of getting proactive,
Hugo had Frankton's put together
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some full-page responses.
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Yeah, there were, uh--
there were a couple we liked.
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Full page with, uh,
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a number of pledges.
We can figure out the verbiage.
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And the tagline...
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"We get it."
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I thought it was quite funky.
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"We get it,"
a bit like those ladies
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on the cruise ship got it?
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-HUGO BAKER: Gerri liked it.
-Yeah, it's a little...
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"Yeah, yeah, we get it already,
stop moaning about the rapes."
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KERRY: Logan, um...
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we have agents on the phone,
asking if Waystar is willing
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to accept service
of a document subpoena?
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-Tell 'em to fuck off.
-KERRY: Oh. Okay.
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Kerry, uh... (SIGHS)
...hang on. He's kidding.
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-SHIV: Dad!
-GERRI: Logan. (CLEARS THROAT)
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I'm just wondering, uh,
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when we might start
to play ball.
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I mean, everybody cooperates.
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Maybe I don't do that dance.
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And how does that feel
in regards
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to the shareholder meeting?
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We don't accept service,
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in an hour, there's gonna be
two agents here to serve you,
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and while they're at it,
they could subpoena you
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-to the grand jury.
-LOGAN: Fuck 'em.
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-KERRY: Logan?
-Tell 'em to fuck off.
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-TOM: FBI! Hands up!
-Hey, how's it going?
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TOM: To be honest,
not great, Greg.
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It's looking pretty bad
with the investigation,
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and, um... Logan says
we have to take these.
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Cyanide pills, the whole team.
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-It's a mint, you doofus.
-(CHUCKLES)
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TOM: Take one.
Your breath really does stink.
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-Hey, can I show you something?
-GREG HIRSCH: Yeah?
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-TOM: Come on.
-(EXHALES)
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Gregory, my chief of staff,
leggy princeling of ATN,
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you deserve a new...
(SNAPS FINGERS)
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...office. What do you think?
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I mean... it's, uh--
it's-- it's not very nice.
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That's rude, rude boy.
It's your new place.
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GREG: Okay, I see.
This is punishment, right?
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This is because I'm not taking
the company lawyer?
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Right? Am I-- Am I getting
demoted right now?
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In the middle
of an investigation? No.
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No, this is just part
of a totally standard
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office rationalization. No!
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No, no, no,
you do whatever you like.
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You know, hang out with Kendall.
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Take your own counsel.
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I hear you have a really
great lawyer.
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Is it true you can find him
any time, day or night?
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-GREG: Yes.
-'Cause he has
one of those bowties
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that lights up and spins around?
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He's actually really good.
I'm very, very happy with him.
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Listen. On the level, buddy...
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On the level,
there are a million knives
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being sharpened right now.
The DOJ's gonna be like
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a combine harvester
in a wheat field of dicks, okay?
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So, I understand, I get it.
I see that this is tough.
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I have gone Waystar.
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I think that's safest, but...
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tonight, I'm actually
seeing a pal
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to get an objective take
on my situation,
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and if you want,
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-if you want, I can fold you in.
-Tonight?
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Yeah, I just thought,
you know, over a beer,
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we could kick back
and recall what happened
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and make sure
that we remember it
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-exactly the same way.
-GREG: Mm-hmm.
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-Um...
-TOM: What?
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-No, it's just Ken--
-Fuck Ken.
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Yeah, no, fuck Ken,
100 percent,
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-but-- but he's--
-TOM: But what?
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It's... stupid, he's giving me
a watch tonight to say thanks,
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-um, for-- so I don't know, I--
-You sold your ass for a watch?
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I'll buy you a watch, dickwad.
Just fucking come over.
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Okay, I'll try to come.
I wanna come.
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Stay.
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HUGO: You know,
your dad just wondered,
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since the public discourse
about your father feels
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-really one-sided...
-Yes, we would love your help
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-getting more dimensions.
-Mm-hmm?
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It would be totally controlled,
business interview,
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with some softballs at the end.
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Yeah, so Shiv,
or someone like Shiv,
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sharing some memories
and feelings about your dad.
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Yeah, I see. I think...
(INHALES THROUGH TEETH)
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I think I'm best placed
neutralizing Kendall.
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HUGO: Okay, well, you or...
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someone like you.
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All right, yeah, fine, fuck you.
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I'll go out and say I love Dad.
Why not?
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-I do. So, you know, fuck you.
-SHIV: Aw. Look at you.
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Cutest cheerleader
in high school.
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Is it true
you let the track team
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finger bang you for lunch money?
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ROMAN: Stop projecting
your memories onto me.
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♪ ("MONEY ALL THE TIME"
BY BALANCE PLAYS ON SPEAKERS) ♪
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-I like it. I like it,
it's a good weight.
-(LAUGHTER)
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-(ALL LAUGH)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Ken, real quick?
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Can you-- Can you just
give me the green light on this?
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-It's very expensive.
-(LAUGHS)
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GREG: I-- I mean, I usually
just use my phone
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-for all my time needs.
-Yeah, fuck it.
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Fuck it, man. You deserve it.
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REECE: Dude, your phone
is a widget. A button.
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Every janitor in America
has one.
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Your watch
is a Mona fucking Lisa.
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KENDALL: Okay, hey.
Shut the fuck up, Reece.
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Guys, it is game time.
And the game is...
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Good Tweet, Bad Tweet!
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-Oh, shit!
-(ALL CHEER)
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KENDALL: Okay, you crazy fuckers
better have these ready
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-when I call them out, okay?
-Start it already.
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-And...
-Ooh!
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-Good tweet! (SHUSHES)
-Okay. "Allies, uh, don't always
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come in the form we like,
but what Kendall Roy did
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was important and brave."
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-Boom! Boom, that's the shit.
-(ALL CHEER)
234
00:11:14,791 --> 00:11:15,750
Hey, that's good!
235
00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,250
All right, all right, all right.
Bad tweet.
236
00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:18,666
GREG: I got it, I got it!
I got it!
237
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:21,000
-Bad tweet. Bad tweet.
-"Kendall Roy
is not a hero, fam."
238
00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:24,625
-(LAUGHTER)
-Uh... "He's bootleg Ross
with a daddy complex."
239
00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:26,791
-Love it! Love it!
-(ALL CHEER)
240
00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:28,750
Okay, okay, okay.
Good tweet, good tweet!
241
00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:30,000
Okay, keep 'em comin',
motherfuckers.
242
00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:32,375
"Maybe it's just 'cause
he's murking his shitty dad,
243
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,125
but I kind of wanna fuck
Kendall Roy?"
244
00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:37,625
-(ALL GASP)
-Booyah!
245
00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:40,916
-Yeah, girl!
-ALL: (CHANTING)
Bad tweet! Bad tweet!
246
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,041
Bad tweet! Bad tweet!
Bad tweet!
247
00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:45,208
Okay. "He clearly
has mental health issues..."
248
00:11:45,291 --> 00:11:48,000
-Right.
-"...and crazy guilt,
coupled with addiction.
249
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,375
That's all this is,
and it's sad."
250
00:11:53,541 --> 00:11:56,166
-(SCOFFS)
-Boo!
251
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,291
(ALL BOOING)
252
00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:00,791
(CHANTING) That one sucked!
253
00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:03,125
(BOOING AND CHANTING CONTINUE)
254
00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:06,333
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
255
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(GASPS)
256
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,875
-GUEST: Hi.
-COMFRY: Hi.
257
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-Happy crowd.
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
258
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-REPORTER: Kendall Roy!
-(CAMERAS CLICKING)
259
00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:19,958
-Should I give 'em something?
-Yeah.
260
00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,500
Fuck the patriarchy!
261
00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:26,333
REECE: Whoo!
262
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,750
KENDALL: All right,
do we have like a safe word?
263
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-NAOMI PIERCE: Uh--
-KENDALL: To get out of here?
264
00:12:33,541 --> 00:12:36,166
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
265
00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:43,333
Good to see you.
266
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Shiv-fucking-Roy.
267
00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:49,750
Great to see you here.
268
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I always come.
269
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:53,750
NATE SOFRELLI: The Committee
for the Protection
270
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and Welfare of Journalists.
271
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,125
You're into that,
but you like to keep them
272
00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:59,208
protected in hutches, correct?
273
00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:01,583
With the little feeding bottles,
kind of like hamsters?
274
00:13:01,666 --> 00:13:03,125
Oh, yeah. Yeah, adorable.
275
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,291
We do keep more newspapers
alive and-- and employ
276
00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:07,541
more journalists worldwide
than any other company,
277
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,625
-so I guess we're doing our bit?
-Uh-huh.
278
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,666
The Soviet Union employed
a ton of journalists, too.
279
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,500
Oh, Nate,
we got to Stalin so fast?
280
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,291
Is Gil still turning up
on Russia Today
281
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,333
-by mistake?
-Hey.
282
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:20,541
-Hey, man.
-NATE: Hey, Ken.
283
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,833
-Wow.
-Good to see you.
284
00:13:21,916 --> 00:13:24,166
-It's a family affair. (LAUGHS)
-(SHIV CHUCKLES)
285
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,375
Yeah, I didn't think
you'd be here.
286
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,375
I thought the newly minted
president
287
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,916
of Waystar Royco
would just be too busy.
288
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,416
-I'm on the advisory.
-Oh, right.
289
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,333
You're the newest
attraction at the zoo,
290
00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:34,875
half man, half Nobel prize?
291
00:13:34,958 --> 00:13:37,416
Sure, Shiv. You got me.
292
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:42,041
-Well, well, well, Shiv.
-Really nice to see you.
293
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,250
Really.
294
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:53,500
Hey.
295
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,375
(CLICKS TONGUE) So, how is he?
296
00:13:57,458 --> 00:14:00,208
Is he all, like,
angry hog at the state fair?
297
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:02,083
Rolling in shit,
snapping at kids?
298
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:06,041
He's fine. He's...
(INHALES SHARPLY)
299
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:07,625
...worried you might come in.
300
00:14:08,666 --> 00:14:10,375
Let him worry.
301
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,416
SHIV: Okay, well,
that would just be dumb, Ken.
302
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,250
We all need for us
to win the shareholder vote,
303
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:17,291
you too, so just--
you know, just wait a week.
304
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,625
And maybe cool it
on the interviews
305
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:20,875
-while you're at it.
-Oh, uh-huh.
306
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:23,208
-That'd be smart all round.
-Well, yeah, maybe.
307
00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:25,083
I'm not a suicide bomber, Shiv.
308
00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:28,583
Hey, I wanted to say, um...
309
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:32,666
just... at Rava's?
310
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,333
I think I'm right--
I-- I am right.
311
00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:42,166
But I maybe threw
a couple of ugly rocks.
312
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:44,875
Uh-huh.
313
00:14:45,666 --> 00:14:47,166
I'm just trying to be...
314
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:50,666
more thoughtful now, so...
315
00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:54,625
Look, I... (INHALES)
316
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:58,750
I think we have the same
aim here, is the truth.
317
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:01,208
You know, big picture.
I'm... (SCOFFS)
318
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,541
...fucking tired
of all this shit too.
319
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:05,416
And I'm pushing for change.
320
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,708
Like, is there a world
where you stop being gross
321
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:12,458
and throwing stones
and we can acknowledge
322
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:16,708
and rebuild, you know,
truth and reconciliation?
323
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,500
You know, and maybe--
maybe we can actually find a way
324
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:21,416
to fucking fix things
from the inside,
325
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,125
which is the only place
that anything gets done anyway.
326
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:30,041
They made you get
all dressed up for this?
327
00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:35,666
(SCOFFS) Or do you not actually
give a fuck?
328
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,166
And it's all just ego?
329
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,625
(CHUCKLES)
330
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:41,500
Look at this.
331
00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:46,000
It's you now.
332
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,750
ANNOUNCER: (OVER SPEAKERS)
Ladies and gentlemen,
to present our next award...
333
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:48,791
KENDALL:
I'm sorry for you, Siobhan.
334
00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:51,333
...a man who is used to
owning the news
335
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:54,583
rather than being in the news.
Kendall Roy.
336
00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:57,625
(APPLAUSE)
337
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:03,916
So, thanks for making time
and, uh, when we do it,
338
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,000
the first section will just be
the South Asian streaming stuff.
339
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,416
-Mm-hmm, yeah.
-We'll have to ask
340
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,000
the shareholder
meeting question.
341
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:11,708
Very confident.
Massive optimism.
342
00:16:11,791 --> 00:16:13,500
DAVIS: Great.
And then, uh, you know,
343
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:16,208
I think that you know
that there's this idea
that everyone...
344
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:18,083
uh, everyone thought
that it'd be really kind of fun
345
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,166
if after everything,
we might, uh, open up the door
346
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:21,916
on some family stuff
for a little bit.
347
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:24,208
-(RETCHES)
-No, I know, I know.
348
00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:26,666
And we won't dwell on it, so,
uh, we'll just keep it loose
349
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,250
and, uh, it'll be fun
to freewheel it. Hmm?
350
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,833
Tell me precisely
every single word
351
00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:32,166
they're gonna ask me.
352
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,166
Well, I couldn't disclose
specific questions
353
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,000
because of our policies
at ATN Business
354
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:39,125
and that would be ethically,
uh, you know...
355
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,083
But it, uh, might be
something like...
356
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:46,416
"Logan seems
like a business-oriented guy,
357
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,250
what's something special
that you and your dad
358
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:49,416
enjoy doing together?"
359
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:53,208
-No, next question.
-Okay, sure.
360
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:55,166
"What was a time
that your dad came to your aid
361
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:58,375
-when you really needed him?"
-Mm, no. I'm not doing that one.
362
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:01,750
DAVIS: Right.
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
363
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:04,000
"What is your most cherished
father-son memory?"
364
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,708
So far, these are bad.
365
00:17:07,791 --> 00:17:09,333
Well, how about, uh--
how about you lead?
366
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:12,708
Is there some sort of childhood
story that you'd like to tell?
367
00:17:12,791 --> 00:17:16,708
ROMAN: I got a memory
in the old bankiola. Uh...
368
00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:18,541
Some fly-fishing
in Montana, if...
369
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,541
-DAVIS: Sure.
-...that interests you.
370
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,750
DAVIS: Thank you, Mr. Roy!
371
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:25,541
(ROMAN GROANS)
372
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:28,666
Um... Well,
I will pass that along.
373
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,916
-Hi.
-Hi.
374
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:34,833
And I don't want him...
375
00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:38,500
-How you're doing?
-Love and marriage.
376
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,916
I feel another million drain
with every cluck
377
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,458
from that hen house.
378
00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:45,625
(CONVERSATION CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY)
379
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:52,458
-LOGAN: Did you see him?
-I did.
380
00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:55,500
-Is he coming in?
-Uh... I don't know.
381
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,583
I don't think so.
382
00:17:57,666 --> 00:17:59,791
-I think he gets it.
-Uh-huh.
383
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,000
Thank you.
384
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,791
You know, every time
I don't see you out there
385
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,708
saying something, I think,
"Does Shiv even like me?"
386
00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:11,916
-Oh, come on, Roman is--
-My daughter.
387
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,708
My only daughter.
388
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:18,166
(SIGHING)
389
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:20,750
SHIV: What is it exactly
that you want me to do?
390
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,708
LOGAN: I don't know,
draw a circle around him, maybe.
391
00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:26,541
Declare that your old man
isn't some dirty bastard.
392
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,458
Tell the truth, maybe.
393
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,958
-About him.
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.
394
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:32,708
The truth, but horrible.
and in public, right?
395
00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:34,833
Do you trust me?
396
00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:37,000
Yes, of course.
397
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,583
Uh... On what?
398
00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:45,458
-On all this hullabaloo.
-(LAUGHS)
399
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,333
-"Hullabaloo"?
-LOGAN: Uh-huh.
400
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,416
Uh... Yeah.
401
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:54,375
I don't...
402
00:18:58,416 --> 00:18:59,416
Yeah.
403
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:01,750
(SIGHS)
404
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:05,791
-Can we-- I mean, can we talk?
-Yes, we can talk.
405
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,250
SHIV: Okay, well...
406
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:10,000
-We're a big company, but...
-Mm-hmm.
407
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,541
...how bad is-- is...
408
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:14,791
(CHUCKLES)
409
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,000
-What is the worst thing
that could be in those papers?
-Not all that bad.
410
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,666
I mean... (CHUCKLES) Um...
411
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,666
Health and safety, compliance.
412
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,583
A few bad apples.
413
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:28,375
-What?
-(SCOFFS) Well, I know
that isn't true.
414
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,125
Come on, Dad.
Tom worked in Cruises.
415
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:31,416
Bill told him everything.
416
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,250
And besides, I know
that there were black ops,
417
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,250
and I know that there was
targeted intimidation
418
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:38,458
of victims and whistleblowers.
419
00:19:38,541 --> 00:19:40,166
The NRPI, for fuck's sake.
420
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,958
Maybe there were
some salty moves.
421
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,541
You can't just change
your story.
422
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,250
I wanna keep you clean.
423
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:49,416
I put Gerri in,
but I can't trust her.
424
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,500
She's optics. I need you.
425
00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:54,541
Listen.
426
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,166
I didn't know
about any of this shit.
427
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,291
Well, you're on emails.
428
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,541
Do you know how many emails
I get a day?
429
00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,000
I don't read my emails.
430
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:07,041
-I get the action points.
-SHIV: I know.
431
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:09,875
LOGAN: Shiv, the world
is fucking rough.
432
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,708
We ran a cruise line
out of some tin-pot ports
433
00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:14,875
-registered in bongo
fucking bongo hovels...
-Oh--
434
00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:16,791
...and we poured millions in.
And sure,
435
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:19,166
did we play rough
with the odd fucking union boss
436
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:23,500
or some Moaning Minnie
repeat litigant? I don't know!
437
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:27,458
It was a quarter of
a century ago, a lot of it.
438
00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:31,500
So, yes, I fought
for you and your brothers.
439
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:33,625
But you will not find
a piece of paper
440
00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:36,250
that makes you
ashamed of me, okay?
441
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:39,250
Well...
442
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,250
the government
does have an unbelievable amount
443
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,125
of leverage
at its disposal, Dad.
444
00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:48,583
-The law?
-Yeah, the law.
445
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:51,666
The law is people.
446
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,208
And people is politics.
447
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,125
And I can handle a people.
448
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,583
♪ ("PULL UP" BY ELIJAH "LX"
HARVEY FEAT. J LYNN PLAYS) ♪
449
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:05,458
COMFRY: Oh, that is nice.
450
00:21:05,541 --> 00:21:08,125
It's just beautiful,
I mean, it's just-- it's--
451
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:09,583
-It's heavy.
-Isn't it?
452
00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:11,666
I've always been self-conscious
about my wrists,
453
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,500
-so it could address that.
-It's saffron.
454
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:15,250
You have normal wrists.
455
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:17,375
Thanks, that is very nice
of you to say.
456
00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:18,625
-(LAUGHS)
-That is-- You--
457
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:19,875
You have some nice
wrists yourself.
458
00:21:19,958 --> 00:21:21,750
Greg, do you think
we can figure this out?
459
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:23,375
You wanna transfer now?
460
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,166
-GREG: Um--
-It's 40k.
461
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:30,458
Oh, no, no, um, I think this is,
uh, like a gift situation.
462
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:35,416
Hey, Ken! Hey, Ken.
Are you buying this?
463
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,583
-What?
-REECE: Are you buying him this?
464
00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:39,541
What? The-- The watch? No.
465
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,416
No, I just said
I'd hook you up, dude.
466
00:21:43,958 --> 00:21:46,083
What is that look?
Don't get weird on me.
467
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:48,000
I'm not your fucking
sugar daddy.
468
00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:49,625
Cheapskate.
469
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,583
No, that's-- that's all good.
I-- I-- I mean, it's 40...
470
00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:53,875
I'm not buying him
a fucking watch.
471
00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:55,541
-(LAUGHS)
-What the fuck
is he talking about?
472
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:57,125
GREG: No, I can't.
I'm gonna need to give it back.
473
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,375
-It's not a good time.
-REECE: No, no, no, no.
474
00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:00,333
-It has your patina now.
-No, I don't have patina.
475
00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:01,708
-We agreed.
-No, I shower.
476
00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:05,458
Shit, she-- she did me again
tonight. Hey, hey, Comfry!
477
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,958
Sophie Iwobi
did me again tonight.
478
00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:10,958
GREG: I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it. Yeah.
479
00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:13,458
-COMFRY: What?
-KENDALL: She did a segment.
480
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,375
-Oh, shit.
-Should we do this tomorrow?
481
00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:16,958
-Maybe I could--
-"Oedipussy 2."
482
00:22:17,041 --> 00:22:18,958
-I can get you
some bullet points.
-It looks like she tore me one.
483
00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:21,083
Come on, fuck that.
We gotta-- We gotta watch this.
484
00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:23,833
♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
485
00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:25,416
Hey, guys.
486
00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:28,416
Guys, I'm gonna
put on Sophie Iwobi.
487
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,375
Looks like she--
she tore me one.
488
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:32,500
Hey, hey, come on, we--
we should watch this,
489
00:22:32,583 --> 00:22:33,625
it'll be fun, here it is.
490
00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:36,166
So, let's turn for a momentto Kendall Roy.
491
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:38,125
-KENDALL: Woo-hoo!
-My favorite white man.
492
00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:39,375
-Snitchy Rich.
-(LAUGHS)
493
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:41,541
Or as you may know him,"a jar of mayonnaise
494
00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:44,166
-in a Prada suit."
-Ha! Okay.
495
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,583
SOPHIE IWOBI: Roy tweetedearlier today... (READS TWEET)
496
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,375
KENDALL: It's okay,
you can laugh.
497
00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:51,958
-SOPHIE: The fuck is hetalking about?
-Amen.
498
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:54,541
SOPHIE: That's like your dogsaying, "Hey, guys, guys, guys,
499
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:56,375
we have to punishwhoever ate coffee grinds
500
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,291
out of the trashand then shit on the sofa."
501
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:01,583
-Hashtag Sofa Justice.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHTER ON TV)
502
00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:04,000
-(CHUCKLES) That's great.
-SOPHIE: Actual progressives
503
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,875
have been embracingthis dude. Why?
504
00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:10,208
This is the guy whotold Congress like a month ago
505
00:23:10,291 --> 00:23:13,125
that the investigationinto his father
506
00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:14,291
was a witch hunt.
507
00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:16,625
-(KENDALL LAUGHS)
-And he's also the fail-bro
508
00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:17,875
who once posed in this photo...
509
00:23:17,958 --> 00:23:19,583
-KENDALL: Oh, shit.
-...flashing gang signs
510
00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:21,208
-outside of Jean-Georges.
-(LAUGHS)
511
00:23:21,291 --> 00:23:23,416
-Okay, that is such a reach.
You were being tongue-in-cheek.
-Yeah.
512
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,083
She fucking loves me.
513
00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:27,083
-She loves me.
-See, the problem is Kendall Roysuffers from a severe case...
514
00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:29,583
-This is love, it's all love.
-...of what doctors callCaucasian Rich Brain.
515
00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:30,791
AUDIENCE: Oh!
516
00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:32,916
SOPHIE: What happensis genetically inherited wealth
517
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,416
and whiteness causeneural pathways in the brain
518
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:38,250
to constrict and makethe patient believe he's woke,
519
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,416
when he's justa total fucking jackass.
520
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,208
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS)
521
00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:45,333
-I feel like I should go on.
-SOPHIE: Fuck Kendall Roy.Thank you.
522
00:23:45,416 --> 00:23:47,500
-What do you think? Can you
touch base? I should go on.
-I think we should talk to Berry
523
00:23:47,583 --> 00:23:48,958
'cause there's a couple ways
to counter backlash,
524
00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:51,500
-and it might not be the best--
-Backlash? This is, like...
525
00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:53,708
-GREG: This is not--
-This is being
in the conversation.
526
00:23:53,791 --> 00:23:55,875
-GREG: Yeah.
-This is fucking great.
527
00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:58,416
-This is great.
-GREG: Yeah.
528
00:24:00,208 --> 00:24:01,791
-Hey.
-(MONDALE WHIMPERING)
529
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:04,208
-Shivy!
-SHIV: (GIGGLING) Oh, hi.
530
00:24:04,291 --> 00:24:05,625
-Hey.
-How was your guy?
531
00:24:05,708 --> 00:24:07,708
-Did you see him?
-TOM: Yup.
532
00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:09,958
Yeah. When I got in...
533
00:24:10,041 --> 00:24:13,166
uh, Mondale had eaten
some of your pantyhose
534
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:14,916
and I had to pull 'em
out of his ass.
535
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,958
Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
536
00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:20,166
You shouldn't leave them
lying around the floor, Siobhan.
537
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,000
Not once the help have gone.
538
00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:25,875
Yeah, I-- You okay?
539
00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:29,375
Mondale's not well.
Mondale's unsettled.
540
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,750
Is, uh, Kendall coming
into Waystar?
541
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:37,750
I don't think so. Uh...
542
00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:40,541
How-- How was your guy?
543
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:42,208
-How was my guy?
-SHIV: Mm-hmm.
544
00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:44,500
Well, um...
545
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:47,583
Well...
546
00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:50,041
Yeah, we-- I outlined
what might have happened
547
00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:52,125
to a theoretical John Doe,
548
00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:54,083
-divisional head.
-Mm-hmm.
549
00:24:54,166 --> 00:24:56,958
And, you know,
we talked about...
550
00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:58,833
if what comes out
does come out
551
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:01,500
in terms of the investigation,
and he said...
552
00:25:04,041 --> 00:25:05,833
"It's very difficult
to see a world
553
00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:08,708
in which this John Doe
doesn't go to jail."
554
00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:12,958
-So...
-Right. Fuck.
555
00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:15,458
(SIGHS)
556
00:25:16,625 --> 00:25:19,333
-Tom, it'll be okay.
-TOM: Um...
557
00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:22,875
And what evidence
do you have for that?
558
00:25:23,541 --> 00:25:26,166
I'm curious. (CHUCKLES)
559
00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:29,708
SHIV: Tom, oh, honey?
560
00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:33,041
TOM: I did have one dumb idea.
561
00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:35,041
Mm-hmm?
562
00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:37,583
Yeah. I was thinking,
you know, maybe...
563
00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:40,708
maybe it would be good
to get out in front of it.
564
00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:44,583
If prison is likely,
could I find any...
565
00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:47,333
benefit in that, you know?
566
00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:51,625
-You mean cooperate?
-No, not with DOJ.
567
00:25:52,666 --> 00:25:53,708
Your dad.
568
00:25:54,708 --> 00:25:56,875
I go to your dad and I-- I...
569
00:25:56,958 --> 00:25:59,458
offer myself up
as the beating post.
570
00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:03,875
Uh... No, honey. You can't.
(CHUCKLES)
571
00:26:05,208 --> 00:26:06,625
No.
572
00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:08,833
-Honey, you're drunk.
-TOM: Mm.
573
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,291
But it is smart.
574
00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:20,791
Yeah, it's, uh, kind of a...
575
00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:23,708
a win from a no-win.
576
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,166
-TOM: You think?
-Yeah. I mean, it's punchy.
577
00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:28,875
I mean...
578
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:32,333
you know, it's very likely
that no one goes to prison.
579
00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:34,375
-Uh-huh. Yeah.
-SHIV: And...
580
00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:38,666
either way,
you bank gold with my dad.
581
00:26:39,416 --> 00:26:42,291
The offer is kinda... genius.
582
00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:47,916
All being well, you know,
with a fair wind, I could
583
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,166
-be done in less than a year.
-Mm-hmm.
584
00:26:51,666 --> 00:26:54,958
(LAUGHING) But no.
You can't, Tom.
585
00:26:55,041 --> 00:26:57,625
Jesus. Everyone is doing
fucking somersaults for him
586
00:26:57,708 --> 00:26:58,833
right now.
587
00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:07,416
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
588
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:10,333
SOPHIE: (ON PHONE) ...guy whotold Congress like a month ago
589
00:27:10,416 --> 00:27:12,958
that the investigationinto his father
590
00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:14,416
was a witch hunt.
591
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:18,208
And he's also the fail-browho once posed in this photo
592
00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:21,000
flashing gang signsoutside of Jean-Georges.
593
00:27:21,791 --> 00:27:23,291
Poor Kenny.
594
00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,416
See, the problem is,Kendall Roy suffers
595
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:28,000
from a severe caseof what doctors call
596
00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:30,708
-Caucasian Rich Brain.
-(TV PLAYING SILENTLY)
597
00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:36,333
-JESS JORDAN: Hey.
-KENDALL: Hey, Jess.
I'm going in.
598
00:27:36,416 --> 00:27:39,166
-JESS: Uh-- Okay. To the office?
-Okay? Yeah.
599
00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:40,791
-JESS: When?
-Now.
600
00:27:40,875 --> 00:27:42,000
JESS: But you said...
601
00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,750
Yeah, I said--
That was a false thought.
602
00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:45,333
Uh-- Just make sure
my office is ready.
603
00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:46,958
I'll ping you before I arrive.
604
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,416
Good? Good? Great.
605
00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:52,250
Greg.
606
00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:54,500
Yo. Hey, I'm going in.
607
00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:57,750
Yeah, I might wanna roll deep,
so, uh...
608
00:27:57,833 --> 00:27:58,791
(URINATING)
609
00:27:58,875 --> 00:28:00,666
...just keep it
on the down-low, okay?
610
00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:02,416
I wanna see the shockwaves.
611
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,416
ANCHOR: November
just around the corner,
very important election...
612
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,666
-Hi.
-...with Michelle-Anne...
613
00:28:06,750 --> 00:28:09,291
-TOM: Shouldn't be too long now.
-LOGAN: Uh-huh.
614
00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:14,250
(MICHELLE-ANN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY)
615
00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:17,125
Yeah, because I've--
I've been, uh-- I've been...
616
00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:21,625
I've been thinking, um,
about what it is that you...
617
00:28:22,583 --> 00:28:24,375
you might really need
right now...
618
00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:27,958
and, um-- and how I can help.
619
00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,541
-Mm-hmm?
-Yeah.
620
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:33,625
Yeah, because, you know,
if, uh-- if things go...
621
00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:36,375
how they could go...
622
00:28:36,458 --> 00:28:39,250
maybe there's no repercussions,
but if not...
623
00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:42,791
there'll probably
be a cash number.
624
00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:46,291
And there will probably
need to be a face or two
625
00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:48,708
behind bars, right?
626
00:28:51,833 --> 00:28:54,541
-What's your angle, Tom?
-No. None.
627
00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:57,250
None, just-- just, uh...
628
00:28:57,333 --> 00:29:01,500
I'm probably in the firing line.
And I just wanted you to know...
629
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,666
if you need to strategize...
630
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,416
I can be that guy.
631
00:29:08,666 --> 00:29:11,041
I'll-- I'll step up and go down.
632
00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:17,291
That's it?
633
00:29:18,916 --> 00:29:20,583
-You don't mind?
-Nope.
634
00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:24,916
No, that's just there.
If you need it.
635
00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:28,916
I won't wriggle.
636
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,291
Just clonk the trout on the head
and put it in your pouch.
637
00:29:32,375 --> 00:29:33,875
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
638
00:29:33,958 --> 00:29:35,416
It won't come to that.
639
00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:38,041
But...
640
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:43,250
thank you, Tom. Thank you.
641
00:29:45,375 --> 00:29:46,541
Not a problem.
642
00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:48,000
MICHELLE-ANNE: ...helping us
to get our message out
643
00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:49,958
to Latino voters,
who've really come around
644
00:29:50,041 --> 00:29:51,458
to the President's message
645
00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:52,625
and, you know,
646
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,916
we saw Boyer on your program
a few nights ago.
647
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,708
(MALE ANCHOR
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
648
00:29:56,791 --> 00:29:59,208
MICHELLE-ANNE: Absolutely.
Very much with the president,
so...
649
00:29:59,291 --> 00:30:02,625
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
650
00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:24,583
RECEPTIONIST: (ON PHONE)
Bergman, Hendon, and Weiss.
651
00:30:24,666 --> 00:30:27,958
Uh... Hello. Uh... Hi.
Uh... I was given your number
652
00:30:28,041 --> 00:30:31,666
by a friend of mine and I--
I was wanting to, um--
653
00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:32,958
I would like to...
654
00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:35,833
schedule an appointment
with Rex Hendon.
655
00:30:35,916 --> 00:30:37,458
RECEPTIONIST:
This is for a consultation?
656
00:30:37,541 --> 00:30:39,416
-Uh-huh. That's right.
-(LINE BEEPING)
657
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,375
Excuse me, can you hold
the line one second?
658
00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:44,625
Greg, talk fast. What is it?
659
00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:46,000
-GREG: Hey, so-- so...
-I'm busy.
660
00:30:46,083 --> 00:30:48,541
...I have somethingthat you guys might wanna know.
661
00:30:54,291 --> 00:30:59,041
-Hey! How you doin'?
-Great. Are you...
662
00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:01,041
-What are you doing down here?
-Mark, isn't he just
663
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:03,083
-the fucking greatest?
-Sure, yeah.
664
00:31:03,166 --> 00:31:05,208
As ever.
Great to have you contribute.
665
00:31:05,291 --> 00:31:08,083
Could we do five
on what we need to do here?
666
00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:09,250
MICHELLE-ANNE: Sure.
667
00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:14,500
So, how are things?
Look at you, the tough guy.
668
00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:16,875
You wouldn't even take service
of a subpoena, right?
669
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,791
Yeah, my son stands up,
waves his dick in the air,
670
00:31:19,875 --> 00:31:22,125
and the rest of the world
is meant to rearrange itself
671
00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:25,541
according to his liking?
I don't think so, right?
672
00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:27,708
I see. But are you gonna
get more cooperative...
673
00:31:27,791 --> 00:31:30,291
-Oh! It's a witch hunt.
-...now that you've
set the table?
674
00:31:30,375 --> 00:31:32,333
LOGAN: The prosecutors
are gonna regret any time
675
00:31:32,416 --> 00:31:34,250
or money they spend on it.
676
00:31:37,541 --> 00:31:40,250
-What does the old man think?
-Not fucking much.
677
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:42,375
(BOTH LAUGH)
678
00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:43,750
No, he's got--
he's got poll numbers
679
00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:46,041
dancing in front of his eyes
morning, noon, and night.
680
00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:49,166
So, someone shits in Wisconsin,
681
00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:51,583
he's worried it'll float down
the Mississippi
682
00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:53,416
and hurt his numbers in Iowa.
683
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,791
LOGAN: Relax.
We've got his back.
684
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:57,625
Yeah, well...
685
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:01,500
That's great. I guess...
686
00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:04,416
you know, when this thing broke,
687
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:07,791
the whole thing was,
"Logan Roy is going down."
688
00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:10,083
But then you got this thing,
some of our folks are like,
689
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:11,416
"There's no way
Roy is going down.
690
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,958
The President's gonna
protect him,
691
00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:14,833
the system is broken."
692
00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:16,916
People have no idea.
693
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,375
They have these
paranoid fantasies.
694
00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:21,416
Yeah.
695
00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:25,791
I don't want you to do anything.
696
00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:29,916
-Right.
-What I want is-- is nothing.
697
00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:32,000
Normal consideration,
698
00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:34,958
not to become the focus
of some bullshit.
699
00:32:35,041 --> 00:32:36,791
-Right.
-LOGAN: Not favors.
700
00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:39,833
-Right.
-Right, right, right,
right, right...
701
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,375
-(SIGHS)
-What?
702
00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:46,250
The fact is, I don't want
anything from anyone.
703
00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:49,541
That's not the way I operate.
But I would like to know
704
00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:53,875
that no one's gonna shit
their pants if I hang tough.
705
00:32:53,958 --> 00:32:56,041
Facebook is full of photos
of you and the boss
706
00:32:56,125 --> 00:32:58,083
at CPAC and Davos.
707
00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:00,458
All the nice things
you've said about each other?
708
00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:03,791
It hits a demographic
we have to worry about.
709
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:08,250
If that raisin
hangs me out to dry,
710
00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:10,750
I'm quite willing
to do the same to him.
711
00:33:11,916 --> 00:33:14,000
Well, if we're gonna be real...
712
00:33:14,083 --> 00:33:16,083
maybe the President
has not been feeling
713
00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:18,458
like your coverage
has been very helpful
714
00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:20,041
or truthful lately.
715
00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:22,625
It could get a lot
fucking worse.
716
00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:28,250
We have the same interest here.
717
00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:34,750
Can you lower the temperature?
And I'll see what I can do.
718
00:33:34,833 --> 00:33:38,666
-Sure. That's all I need.
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
719
00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:41,875
LOGAN: Excuse me.
720
00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:45,375
HUGO: So, we asked everyone
to submit concerns and questions
721
00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:47,583
anonymously via the Intranet...
722
00:33:47,666 --> 00:33:49,750
...which has some drawbacks,
as you know,
723
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:52,000
and we wanted you
to be aware, Shiv,
724
00:33:52,083 --> 00:33:53,791
if you're gonna be up there.
So, we plan to put these
725
00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:56,208
-on, um, a screen.
-What are they asking?
726
00:33:56,291 --> 00:33:58,875
Well, uh, the general tenor is,
727
00:33:58,958 --> 00:34:01,750
"What the hell's
happening here?" Uh...
728
00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:05,666
A lot of those. Uh... Also,
"I'm embarrassed to say
729
00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:08,125
to my mother I work at
Waystar. Any advice?"
730
00:34:08,208 --> 00:34:10,125
-ROMAN: Yeah, fuck your mother.
-"Please tell us anything at all
731
00:34:10,208 --> 00:34:11,666
about what is happening here."
732
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,833
Oh, my God, did they write
these questions in crayon?
733
00:34:13,916 --> 00:34:15,250
I mean,
I have my speech all set.
734
00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:16,916
Do we even really need
to have questions?
735
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,916
Well, we did say we wanted
to answer questions,
736
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:20,958
-so...
-Yeah.
737
00:34:21,041 --> 00:34:23,333
Okay, well,
Dad can't see this one,
738
00:34:23,416 --> 00:34:24,541
or this one.
739
00:34:25,208 --> 00:34:26,375
Oh, fuck, no.
740
00:34:26,458 --> 00:34:28,125
-This'll make him shit
his Pop-Tarts.
-SHIV: No, no.
741
00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:30,208
-I think there's, like,
three here we can use.
-KAROLINA NOVOTNEY: Okay.
742
00:34:30,291 --> 00:34:32,000
-HUGO: Three is all we need.
-This is just fucking rude.
743
00:34:32,083 --> 00:34:33,416
I mean, it's not even
really a question.
744
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,250
I mean, I don't think people
should even be thinking this
745
00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:36,375
-that work here.
-You're right.
746
00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:37,500
Can we get different questions?
747
00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:38,916
-Like, less questiony questions?
-Yeah. Mm-hmm.
748
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,250
ROMAN: 'Cause these are just
fucking horrible.
749
00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:41,916
-HUGO: We can.
-KAROLINA: Okay, well,
Hugo and I
750
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,666
-did prepare a set
of questions...
-Something else.
751
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,083
...that are more
of the sort of things
752
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,000
that people would actually
wanna know.
753
00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,250
-HUGO: Yeah. I mean...
-Great.
754
00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:51,541
...these, we feel, are people's
real questions, okay?
755
00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:53,750
We've got a problem.
Logan wants to see you
756
00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:55,666
-in his office.
-SHIV: Now?
757
00:34:58,625 --> 00:35:00,500
-LISA ARTHUR: Hello?
-Lisa.
758
00:35:00,583 --> 00:35:02,833
Lisa! The Regal Legal Eagle.
759
00:35:02,916 --> 00:35:06,041
LISA: Kendall, I hearyou're going in. What the fuck?
760
00:35:06,125 --> 00:35:08,541
Yeah, I can't let him dominate
the battle space, Lisa.
761
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:11,625
My sister's making moves,
I can't just watch it happen.
762
00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:13,791
What-- What-- What--
What's the story on my immunity?
763
00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:16,791
LISA: I'm figuring outa "Queen for a Day" situation,Kendall.
764
00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:19,000
-I have to have control here.
-Yeah, but we're losing
the momentum.
765
00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:20,291
Can we get a raid?
What about a raid?
766
00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:22,250
-Can we get a raid?
-LISA: We can't "get" anything.
767
00:35:22,333 --> 00:35:26,666
No, sure, but really? I mean,
we hit the right buttons.
768
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:29,458
"Has the government
gone soft-cock on Big Corp?"
769
00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:32,791
I'll call you in 40, Lisa.
You're the boss here. Bye.
770
00:35:32,875 --> 00:35:36,541
And let's commit to Iwobi.
Yeah? Let's do it. Reach out.
771
00:35:36,625 --> 00:35:38,666
Call Noah and get me some jokes.
772
00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:40,708
Not jokes.
Like, funny as fuck shit,
773
00:35:40,791 --> 00:35:43,208
but not in a stupid jokey way.
774
00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:46,208
-Is it true? He's on his way?
-Fucking rat.
775
00:35:46,291 --> 00:35:48,750
I'm gonna jam a Montblanc
down his fucking throat.
776
00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:50,708
-He'll eat up any drama, Dad.
-Kerry!
777
00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:53,291
Look, why don't we just let him
come on in and ignore him?
778
00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:55,291
Get us Colin,
get us building services.
779
00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:57,333
If he comes for me,
I want him fucking cuffed.
780
00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:58,875
-Okay.
-LOGAN: He's fired!
781
00:35:58,958 --> 00:36:02,625
HR is discussing him
stepping down from his duties.
782
00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:05,625
But firing, you would be handing
DOJ a gas can.
783
00:36:05,708 --> 00:36:07,500
-Yeah.
-GERRI: It would be
a PR disaster.
784
00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:09,166
Want me to get outside counsel
on the line?
785
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,458
Front desk says he's pulling up.
786
00:36:10,541 --> 00:36:11,750
LOGAN: I don't want people
seeing him.
787
00:36:11,833 --> 00:36:13,708
-Keep him the fuck out!
-Okay.
788
00:36:14,666 --> 00:36:16,916
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
789
00:36:23,708 --> 00:36:24,833
KENDALL: How are you?
790
00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:30,708
-Sir, I'm-- I'm sorry.
-Yeah.
791
00:36:30,791 --> 00:36:33,750
Just-- Your key card
has expired.
792
00:36:35,041 --> 00:36:37,458
Expired? That's weird.
(CHUCKLES)
793
00:36:37,541 --> 00:36:40,416
HUGO: Hi, Kendall. Uh...
Bit of a crazy morning here.
794
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,166
-Oh, is it?
-If you like, we could head over
795
00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:44,291
to 43 North
and I can fill you in.
796
00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:45,958
Might be a little bit
more comfortable there.
797
00:36:46,041 --> 00:36:47,875
Yeah, not going
to the satellite office, thanks.
798
00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:50,500
Uh... My card doesn't work,
so I'm just gonna
799
00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:52,458
hurdle the gates
and have Remi film it.
800
00:36:52,541 --> 00:36:54,541
KAROLINA: What? No, who's--
How about we go up with you?
801
00:36:54,625 --> 00:36:55,791
We go up together?
We'll swipe you in.
802
00:36:55,875 --> 00:36:57,541
KENDALL: You guys wanna sync up?
'Cause they-- they--
803
00:36:57,625 --> 00:36:59,458
-He can't go up.
-KAROLINA: No, he can go up.
804
00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:01,000
They've told us he can't go up.
805
00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:03,458
-KENDALL: Sorry, who's "they"?
-GUARD: We can't authorize that.
806
00:37:03,541 --> 00:37:06,291
I can authorize that.
I am authorizing that.
807
00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:09,458
We probably can't keep him
out of the town hall, correct?
808
00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:11,666
LAWYER: You can discourage himfrom attending
809
00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:12,958
in light of his position.
810
00:37:13,041 --> 00:37:15,291
Can we discourage him
with a taser shot
811
00:37:15,375 --> 00:37:17,916
directly to his peni
or scrummage sacking?
812
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,250
KERRY: He's headed
for the freight.
813
00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:21,666
Fine. Bring him up
in the dumbwaiter
814
00:37:21,750 --> 00:37:23,666
like a fucking hamburger.
815
00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:26,166
-KENDALL: All right,
what's up, bro?
-EMPLOYEE: Hey.
816
00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:29,041
-Doing the heavy lifting?
-Yeah.
817
00:37:29,125 --> 00:37:31,375
-LOGAN: Is he there?
-I don't see him yet.
818
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:35,666
-With his stupid walk.
-Tom, get Sam and Ray and IT,
819
00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:38,583
and make sure he doesn't get
fucking cute with IT.
820
00:37:42,541 --> 00:37:43,666
KENDALL: Hey, man.
821
00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:47,833
(KENDALL CHUCKLING)
822
00:37:47,916 --> 00:37:49,708
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
823
00:37:49,791 --> 00:37:51,291
KENDALL: Good to see you, man.
Hey, man.
824
00:37:51,375 --> 00:37:54,416
Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
825
00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:57,333
-KENDALL: Kinda weird, right?
-(CHUCKLES) It's pretty weird.
826
00:37:57,416 --> 00:37:59,166
-But, you know, yeah.
-KENDALL: How's it going?
827
00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:01,416
Yeah, life goes on,
you know, yeah.
828
00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:02,500
-Buddhists?
-TOM: Hmm.
829
00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:05,375
Nice. Life does go on.
830
00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:09,208
So-- So, what's going on
back there in my dad's office?
831
00:38:09,291 --> 00:38:12,083
He got any back-channel
White House contacts in there
or what?
832
00:38:12,583 --> 00:38:14,833
(BOTH LAUGH)
833
00:38:14,916 --> 00:38:17,708
-I'm joking. You can't
tell me that.
-TOM: Right. Right, right.
834
00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:20,250
And do you have an immunity deal
with DOJ?
835
00:38:21,291 --> 00:38:23,500
-(LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHS) Do you?
836
00:38:23,583 --> 00:38:25,541
(LAUGHS) It's good
we can kid around
837
00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:26,791
-like this.
-Yeah.
838
00:38:27,958 --> 00:38:31,500
But look, man. You're actually
in a difficult spot.
839
00:38:31,583 --> 00:38:34,250
You know, it's-- it's no fun
being the last fucking eunuch
840
00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:35,458
in the forbidden city.
841
00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:37,333
I'm doing fine.
842
00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,250
Well...
843
00:38:41,291 --> 00:38:42,750
I like you.
844
00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:44,750
And I have no beef
with you, Tom.
845
00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:50,333
(WHISPERS) Another life
is possible, brother.
846
00:38:52,583 --> 00:38:56,791
He's trying to kiss
or nibble Tom.
847
00:38:56,875 --> 00:38:57,916
Let's just not turn this
848
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
into the Invasion of Normandy,
okay?
849
00:39:06,375 --> 00:39:09,083
KENDALL: Okay. Okay.
Locked out?
850
00:39:11,208 --> 00:39:13,125
Does it feel cold
to you in here?
851
00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:15,958
-Right?
-It-- Is it?
852
00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:25,250
(SCOFFS)
You gotta be kidding me.
853
00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:28,208
Yeah. Yeah, they've-- they've--
they've hacked my AC.
854
00:39:28,291 --> 00:39:32,125
I think-- I think, this is, uh,
68? You like it?
855
00:39:32,208 --> 00:39:35,458
Sixty-eight? This isn't 68.
No fucking way, this is like...
856
00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:38,708
sixty-five, sixty-two.
857
00:39:38,791 --> 00:39:40,416
REMI: Definitely feels
a little cool.
858
00:39:41,583 --> 00:39:43,625
-KENDALL: Okay, Remi.
-REMI: Yeah?
859
00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:46,958
I'm airdropping you
a little shopping list.
860
00:39:47,041 --> 00:39:49,333
-You gonna come back stat?
-I can do that.
861
00:39:49,416 --> 00:39:50,958
What time does
the town hall start?
862
00:39:51,041 --> 00:39:54,375
-Um... Two o'clock. Yeah.
-Two o'clock? Okay.
863
00:39:57,750 --> 00:39:58,750
Yeah?
864
00:40:03,958 --> 00:40:04,958
What?
865
00:40:06,041 --> 00:40:07,125
Just checking in.
866
00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:12,583
Okay? Yeah, I'm just...
867
00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:21,291
(WHISPERS) I know you.
868
00:40:28,916 --> 00:40:31,291
♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
869
00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:33,666
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
870
00:40:35,541 --> 00:40:38,541
-KAROLINA: So, if you're ready.
-Will my dad be there,
871
00:40:39,625 --> 00:40:41,250
undermining my authority?
872
00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:44,041
He'll be nearby,
emphasizing your authority.
873
00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:46,208
The live feed will be streaming
through the whole building
874
00:40:46,291 --> 00:40:48,583
and to all major offices
globally.
875
00:40:48,666 --> 00:40:51,708
And anything you need,
I'll be here.
876
00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:53,458
Congratulations, by the way.
877
00:40:53,541 --> 00:40:56,125
I was always pushing for you
to be brought in,
878
00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:57,541
in my own little way.
879
00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:04,208
And now, please welcome
our new Domestic President,
880
00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:05,500
Siobhan Roy.
881
00:41:05,583 --> 00:41:08,916
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
-♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
882
00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:14,375
SHIV: Thank you all.
Thank you. Thank you, Karolina.
883
00:41:15,708 --> 00:41:18,041
Okay, so I will keep this
straightforward.
884
00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:21,875
A senior executive at Waystar,
885
00:41:21,958 --> 00:41:24,833
who also happens
to be a senior brother of mine,
886
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,625
I think I can legally say that,
887
00:41:26,708 --> 00:41:29,416
has made some
very serious allegations.
888
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:32,458
And, as we take
those allegations seriously,
889
00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:33,958
there is, you'll understand,
a fair amount
890
00:41:34,041 --> 00:41:36,916
that we can't talk about,
legally.
891
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,833
However, this is still
a family operation in spirit,
892
00:41:39,916 --> 00:41:41,750
and you are all a part
of that family.
893
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:47,208
So, as much as we can tell you,
you know, we want to tell you.
894
00:41:47,291 --> 00:41:52,250
I'm Siobhan Roy,
Waystar's new President
of Domestic Operations.
895
00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:55,291
And I'm paying particular
and specific attention
896
00:41:55,375 --> 00:41:57,000
to corporate responsibility.
897
00:41:58,541 --> 00:42:01,041
I know that some of you
have concerns.
898
00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:04,625
And I'm here to tell you,
we get it.
899
00:42:04,708 --> 00:42:07,833
If mistakes have been made
historically at Cruises,
900
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:10,625
we are going to identify them,
and implement--
901
00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:14,250
♪ ("RAPE ME" BY NIRVANA
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS) ♪
902
00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:16,916
What's more, uh,
personal accountability
903
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,750
is one of the four core...
904
00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:21,125
-♪ Rape me ♪
-...pillars of the... (SCOFFS)
...Waystar philosophy--
905
00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:22,375
-Hugo?
-HUGO: Yeah. Yeah.
906
00:42:22,458 --> 00:42:23,541
-SHIV: We got that.
-Yeah.
907
00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:25,500
SHIV: Thank you. Uh...
Some people might think
908
00:42:25,583 --> 00:42:27,458
this issue is a joke,
but we assure you,
909
00:42:27,541 --> 00:42:29,291
we take it very seriously.
Just--Thank you.
910
00:42:29,375 --> 00:42:30,958
HUGO: Go and find out
what the fuck is going on.
911
00:42:31,041 --> 00:42:34,500
So, we are going to ensure that
those who engaged in any actions
912
00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:36,208
that went beyond
mere mistakes...
913
00:42:36,291 --> 00:42:40,500
-♪ (VOLUME OF SONG INCREASES) ♪
-...to more purpose--
purposeful-- uh--
914
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:44,083
-♪ I'm not the only one ♪
-SHIV: Can we get that sorted?
915
00:42:44,166 --> 00:42:46,041
♪ AhI'm not the only one ♪
916
00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:48,666
SHIV: I assure you, we take
this issue very seriously,
917
00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:51,750
-even if someone here does not.
-♪ (SONG PLAYS LOUDLY) ♪
918
00:42:51,833 --> 00:42:53,375
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
919
00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:55,625
-♪ Rape me ♪-♪ Rape me ♪
920
00:42:55,708 --> 00:42:57,625
-♪ (VOLUME DECREASES) ♪
-♪ Rape me ♪
921
00:42:57,708 --> 00:42:59,875
(FRANTIC INDISTINCT CHATTER)
922
00:42:59,958 --> 00:43:01,958
-♪ Rape me ♪-♪ Rape me ♪
923
00:43:02,041 --> 00:43:04,083
-SHIV: Uh--
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES)
924
00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:08,250
-♪ Rape me ♪-♪ Rape me ♪
925
00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:10,458
-♪ Rape me ♪-♪ Rape me ♪
926
00:43:10,541 --> 00:43:11,916
-♪ Rape me... ♪
-Fucking...
927
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,416
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
928
00:43:36,833 --> 00:43:44,541
(SNIFFS)
929
00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:46,958
(SNIFFLES)
930
00:43:53,458 --> 00:43:55,708
(INHALES DEEPLY) Sorry, Pinky.
931
00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:59,625
Now do you see? Huh?
932
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,875
♪ ("ROMAN'S BEAT - 'HEARTS'"
BY NICHOLAS BRITELL PLAYS) ♪
933
00:44:09,458 --> 00:44:10,833
-COMFRY: Hey, Ken.
-Hey.
934
00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:13,166
(INDISTINCT CHATTER,
CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
935
00:44:19,708 --> 00:44:20,750
Thanks.
936
00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:26,166
Are we close? What time is it?
937
00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:28,166
Oh, what time is it?
Oh, it's, uh--
938
00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:29,625
it's like the 18th century
or something,
939
00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:32,541
-when watches didn't work.
-COMFRY: Doesn't work?
940
00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:34,291
-No.
-COMFRY: Why did you get it?
941
00:44:35,250 --> 00:44:38,750
Why did I get it?
You encouraged me.
942
00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:40,375
You don't remember this?
You shrugged at me
943
00:44:40,458 --> 00:44:41,666
-like it was reasonable.
-This one's good.
944
00:44:41,750 --> 00:44:43,500
-COMFRY: Not if it doesn't work.
-GREG: It's-- It's fine,
945
00:44:43,583 --> 00:44:45,500
it's okay. I--
I'm a humble custodian now.
946
00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:46,916
A piece like this
will often have to go
947
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,250
to Switzerland for six months.
948
00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:50,416
So, I have this funny bit
about how for the special
949
00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:51,583
-committee of the board...
-Hmm.
950
00:44:51,666 --> 00:44:53,208
...and the-- the white shoe firm
that will handle
951
00:44:53,291 --> 00:44:55,250
the investigation,
how my dad's putting pressure
952
00:44:55,333 --> 00:44:57,750
to hire a firm
that will help them cover up.
953
00:44:57,833 --> 00:44:59,208
-GREG: Do you hear anything?
-Yeah.
954
00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:00,458
-GREG: Really?
-Yeah.
955
00:45:00,541 --> 00:45:01,875
-I don't think its broken.
-...Cover Up--
956
00:45:01,958 --> 00:45:03,416
-Cover Up "R" Us.
-NAOMI: Hmm.
957
00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:04,666
KENDALL: Like Toys "R" Us.
958
00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:06,333
-"Cover up our ass."
-Yeah.
959
00:45:06,416 --> 00:45:07,875
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-No?
960
00:45:07,958 --> 00:45:09,083
-NAOMI: I don't know.
-No?
961
00:45:09,166 --> 00:45:12,208
But I think that
the Love Boat vids are good.
962
00:45:12,291 --> 00:45:13,333
KENDALL: Yeah, Love Boat...
963
00:45:13,416 --> 00:45:14,791
Hey, uh, because we pushed
taping for you,
964
00:45:14,875 --> 00:45:16,041
we're still filling up
the audience,
965
00:45:16,125 --> 00:45:17,375
but shouldn't be too long.
966
00:45:17,458 --> 00:45:19,000
-Cool.
-Do you guys need anything?
967
00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:21,791
-We're great, thank you.
-Are you okay?
968
00:45:21,875 --> 00:45:23,666
-Yeah, I'm good. Yeah.
-He's just jerking off
969
00:45:23,750 --> 00:45:24,833
his invisible friend.
970
00:45:24,916 --> 00:45:27,083
-GREG: No.
-Hey, so, where are
the writers at?
971
00:45:27,166 --> 00:45:28,666
Um... Generally,
writers and guests--
972
00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:31,291
Oh, no, generally, but I knew
a guy at the Lampoon
who knows Dylan.
973
00:45:31,375 --> 00:45:34,458
Can I just find him to say hi?
I might pitch a couple of areas
for the gigglebots?
974
00:45:34,541 --> 00:45:35,875
Oh, well, we don't really
have time.
975
00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:38,083
-We gotta kind of get up there.
-It's cool, I'll find him.
976
00:45:40,666 --> 00:45:42,666
Hey, Rome! How you doin'?
977
00:45:42,750 --> 00:45:44,083
ROMAN: I've just been on TV,
978
00:45:44,166 --> 00:45:46,958
waxing lyrical about me
and Dad out murdering trout
979
00:45:47,041 --> 00:45:50,541
and singing sea shanties
around the old marshmallow hole.
980
00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:53,375
-Have you read this thing?
-SHIV: Now, I talked Dad down.
981
00:45:53,458 --> 00:45:55,583
He wanted us all to appear
on a talk show.
982
00:45:55,666 --> 00:45:57,125
(CHUCKLES)
Get the fuck outta here.
983
00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:59,666
Sitting on a couch together,
I thought would be very gauche.
984
00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:03,333
So I drafted this to land
and to end debate.
985
00:46:03,416 --> 00:46:07,000
-He wants us all to sign it.
-Man, this is quite a rich brew.
986
00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:08,833
SHIV: Well, I think
a formal response
987
00:46:08,916 --> 00:46:11,333
really draws a line under it.
988
00:46:11,416 --> 00:46:13,583
I'm sure you're being asked,
so this is just us
989
00:46:13,666 --> 00:46:15,083
very clearly saying
that we're not a part
990
00:46:15,166 --> 00:46:18,041
-of Kendall's thing.
-ROMAN: Mm-hmm. Uh...
991
00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:20,541
What? You would
have to say it's accurate.
992
00:46:20,625 --> 00:46:22,833
Yeah, accurate like Oswald
was accurate.
993
00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:25,333
I want us all to sign it
for release to media tonight.
994
00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:27,708
Ooh! Um...
995
00:46:28,791 --> 00:46:31,250
I mean, it's kind of...
996
00:46:32,375 --> 00:46:34,625
CONNOR ROY: It's kind of
a greeting card from hell.
997
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:35,750
SHIV: What?
998
00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:38,250
It's a Times New Roman
firing squad.
999
00:46:38,333 --> 00:46:41,791
Yeah, it's... pretty horrible,
you know.
1000
00:46:41,875 --> 00:46:45,458
Well... (SCOFFS) ...it's all,
basically verified, so--
1001
00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:50,375
Well, yeah, drug addict,
serial liar, absentee father.
1002
00:46:50,458 --> 00:46:53,166
History of his own problematic
relationships with women.
1003
00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:54,291
SHIV: Which of those isn't true?
1004
00:46:54,375 --> 00:46:55,916
ROMAN: No, it's accurate,
you know,
1005
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,291
but this would be out there.
Like, forever.
1006
00:46:59,375 --> 00:47:02,000
CONNOR: You know, PGN pulls up
that photo of me with a ponytail
1007
00:47:02,083 --> 00:47:04,208
any time they wanna
make me look untrustworthy.
1008
00:47:04,291 --> 00:47:06,666
Okay, look,
Kendall is on a mission.
1009
00:47:06,750 --> 00:47:09,041
And he's not going to stop
unless we take his legs out.
1010
00:47:09,125 --> 00:47:11,666
And did Dad want
for all of us to do this?
1011
00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:14,000
It's more powerful if it comes
from all three of us.
1012
00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:18,916
-Oh, you're full of shit. Um--
-SHIV: What?
1013
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,666
-I'm-- I'm not signing this.
-Roman! Why not?
1014
00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:25,416
Because I don't want to.
It makes me feel unwell.
1015
00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:28,000
He taught me how to aim
my pee-pee in the toilet.
1016
00:47:28,083 --> 00:47:29,791
The fuck?
That's not a reason, Roman.
1017
00:47:29,875 --> 00:47:32,416
Take me to reason court
and fucking sue me.
1018
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:34,958
Roman, we all have to do things
we don't want to sometimes.
1019
00:47:35,041 --> 00:47:38,791
I-- I just don't-- This is not
in my best interests, so, no.
1020
00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:42,416
Connor?
1021
00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:44,291
CONNOR: Well, I don't want
to be a bitch,
1022
00:47:44,375 --> 00:47:46,791
but my signature
is valuable real estate
1023
00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:48,666
and I'm not giving it away
for free.
1024
00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:50,958
Okay. What do you want?
1025
00:47:51,041 --> 00:47:53,500
CONNOR: I would like
some consideration.
1026
00:47:53,583 --> 00:47:56,333
I would like some suck-suck
on my dicky-dick.
1027
00:47:56,416 --> 00:47:58,583
-SHIV: Oh, my God.
-ROMAN: Same.
1028
00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:00,875
I'm feeling brutally
un-suck-sucked right now.
1029
00:48:00,958 --> 00:48:02,500
SHIV: You're babies!
1030
00:48:02,583 --> 00:48:04,083
CONNOR:
Take my name off, please.
1031
00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:06,000
-ROMAN: Ooh.
-SHIV: Fine, I'll do it myself.
1032
00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:08,125
Thanks for all the fucking help
as always.
1033
00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:09,416
(TYPING ON KEYBOARD)
1034
00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:12,208
Um... It's so good
to see so many of you
1035
00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:15,375
here to-- tonight, uh,
our amazing advertisers,
1036
00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:16,833
and, you know,
we'd be nothing without you,
1037
00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:19,916
and I just wanna say to you all,
whatever is happening
1038
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,208
up in the clouds, where the gods
1039
00:48:22,291 --> 00:48:23,583
play a little rough
and tumble,
1040
00:48:23,666 --> 00:48:28,083
down here, it is very much,
uh, business as usual, so...
1041
00:48:28,166 --> 00:48:31,041
Here's to you.
Here's to weathering the storm.
1042
00:48:32,666 --> 00:48:35,375
WRITER: Yeah, like, that's--
that's closer to the idea...
1043
00:48:35,458 --> 00:48:37,416
KENDALL: Here they are!
1044
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:39,750
-Oh.
-The geniuses at work!
1045
00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:41,500
Clickety-clack, clickety-clack.
1046
00:48:41,583 --> 00:48:42,750
-DYLAN: Okay. Hello.
-Dylan.
1047
00:48:42,833 --> 00:48:44,958
-Yeah?
-Yeah, hey, I-- I knew Pat
at the Lampoon.
1048
00:48:45,041 --> 00:48:46,333
-Oh, okay.
-He says you're, like,
1049
00:48:46,416 --> 00:48:48,166
-a super funny dude.
-Oh, well... (CHUCKLES)
1050
00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:50,708
Yeah. No, you are. I mean, hey,
I-- I just wanted to drop by
1051
00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:53,500
and let you guys know
you do awesome work,
1052
00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:55,541
very smart, very satirical.
1053
00:48:55,625 --> 00:48:57,333
-DYLAN: Cool. Thanks, man.
-KENDALL: Yeah, yeah.
1054
00:48:57,416 --> 00:48:59,833
Hey, I just-- I just--
Listen, I want you guys
1055
00:48:59,916 --> 00:49:00,916
-to hit me.
-Yes.
1056
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,250
Just Rickles the fuck
out of Oedipussy here.
1057
00:49:03,333 --> 00:49:06,083
-I can take it.
-Well, it's just the show, so.
1058
00:49:06,166 --> 00:49:08,041
-(CHUCKLES)
-Yeah, yeah. It's the show.
1059
00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,458
-Hey.
-Hey.
1060
00:49:09,541 --> 00:49:10,958
-Ken, could I grab you
for a second?
-These are the writers.
1061
00:49:11,041 --> 00:49:12,500
-COMFRY: Hi!
-KENDALL: Dylan, my man.
1062
00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:13,625
-Oh.
-KENDALL: Hurt me!
1063
00:49:13,708 --> 00:49:15,541
-Fucking hurt me.
-COMFRY: Ken! Ken! Please.
1064
00:49:16,708 --> 00:49:17,750
Jesus Christ.
1065
00:49:17,833 --> 00:49:19,083
-I'm not sure how...
-KENDALL: What's up?
1066
00:49:19,166 --> 00:49:21,500
...wide this has gone,
I'm just seeing it now, but...
1067
00:49:21,583 --> 00:49:23,166
-Okay.
-...you should...
1068
00:49:27,791 --> 00:49:29,583
Whoa! Uh... Okay.
1069
00:49:29,666 --> 00:49:31,000
-COMFRY: Yeah.
-So...
1070
00:49:31,083 --> 00:49:33,750
(INHALES)
1071
00:49:33,833 --> 00:49:37,541
So, wha-- wha-- what do I--
what do we do with this?
1072
00:49:37,625 --> 00:49:40,000
Because this is actually
really sort of nothing.
1073
00:49:40,083 --> 00:49:41,458
-Well...
-I think.
1074
00:49:42,666 --> 00:49:44,416
-Yeah?
-Uh...
1075
00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:45,666
No, I wouldn't say it's nothing.
1076
00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:48,125
KENDALL: Wow,
that's below the belt.
1077
00:49:48,208 --> 00:49:51,166
Is the world seeing this,
or-- or just... basically us?
1078
00:49:51,250 --> 00:49:53,125
-Yeah, the whole world.
-Uh-huh?
1079
00:49:53,750 --> 00:49:54,583
Mm-hmm.
1080
00:49:54,666 --> 00:49:56,333
Can we ask them
not to use it tonight?
1081
00:49:56,416 --> 00:49:57,750
-Will they mention it?
-I think they'll--
1082
00:49:57,833 --> 00:50:00,833
-they'll probably mention it.
-But they-- But it's private.
1083
00:50:00,916 --> 00:50:04,083
-I feel like--
-Yeah, but it's not private.
1084
00:50:05,666 --> 00:50:07,500
-No. Okay.
-No.
1085
00:50:07,583 --> 00:50:10,458
I mean, can I still go on?
I feel like I still go on,
1086
00:50:10,833 --> 00:50:12,291
right?
1087
00:50:12,375 --> 00:50:14,083
-(CHUCKLES)
-Yeah, no, I think it's--
1088
00:50:14,166 --> 00:50:15,708
-I think it's fine.
-PRODUCER: Yeah.
1089
00:50:15,791 --> 00:50:18,166
It's just the kind of thing
where we just maybe
steer away from it.
1090
00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:20,333
-PRODUCER: Uh-huh? Uh--
-You know, we--
1091
00:50:20,416 --> 00:50:23,416
Here. Um... Right, so...
(CHUCKLES)
1092
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,083
-My concern is that it might--
-Yeah.
1093
00:50:25,166 --> 00:50:27,583
It might be weird
if we don't mention it.
1094
00:50:27,666 --> 00:50:30,000
Sure. Uh-huh. Absolutely.
1095
00:50:30,083 --> 00:50:33,708
PRODUCER: Okay, good. Look,
it is big of you to come here.
1096
00:50:33,791 --> 00:50:35,458
-We wanna be fair.
-Totally.
1097
00:50:35,541 --> 00:50:36,583
-(CHUCKLES)
-And I'm game.
1098
00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:38,875
-Okay, that's great.
-Yeah, there's just, uh,
1099
00:50:38,958 --> 00:50:41,625
you know, a possibility,
with all the legal of it
1100
00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:44,375
that I might have to bow out,
but-- but we're good.
1101
00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:46,166
-We're good.
-PRODUCER: Right.
1102
00:50:46,875 --> 00:50:48,458
Um... (CHUCKLES)
1103
00:50:48,541 --> 00:50:50,375
We tape in 15 minutes.
1104
00:50:50,458 --> 00:50:51,958
Sure, no, and I'd help
with that, obviously.
1105
00:50:52,041 --> 00:50:54,375
PRODUCER: Right, how--
how would you help with that?
1106
00:50:54,458 --> 00:50:55,833
Uh... I know people.
1107
00:50:55,916 --> 00:50:58,333
PRODUCER: You-- (SCOFFS)
You're gonna what, call Jay-Z?
1108
00:50:58,416 --> 00:51:00,458
-And-- And get him
to do the show in 15 minutes?
-Yeah.
1109
00:51:00,541 --> 00:51:02,541
-A name. I can do that.
-PRODUCER: No, no...
1110
00:51:02,625 --> 00:51:04,125
I think
you're overthinking this.
1111
00:51:04,208 --> 00:51:06,166
It's a comedy show. (CHUCKLES)
We're gonna--
1112
00:51:06,250 --> 00:51:07,833
We're gonna have fun and--
1113
00:51:07,916 --> 00:51:10,958
Sophie is tough,
but she's fair. And-- And--
1114
00:51:11,041 --> 00:51:14,416
-You're-- You're a guest.
-No, I know. You're right.
1115
00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:16,625
PRODUCER: Yeah.
So, we're-- we're good?
1116
00:51:16,708 --> 00:51:18,083
KENDALL: Okay, yeah,
no, for sure.
1117
00:51:18,166 --> 00:51:19,666
-Okay.
-Okay.
1118
00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:20,750
Great.
1119
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:35,791
♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
1120
00:52:57,416 --> 00:52:59,041
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
1121
00:52:59,791 --> 00:53:00,791
Hey!
1122
00:53:02,083 --> 00:53:03,250
(KNOCKS ON GLASS)
1123
00:53:03,958 --> 00:53:05,083
Hey.
1124
00:53:05,166 --> 00:53:07,916
-What are you in for?
-ROMAN: Uh... Me? Just...
1125
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,083
running some numbers
with Gerri on, you know,
1126
00:53:11,166 --> 00:53:14,041
the fucking...
getting the distribution deals
1127
00:53:14,125 --> 00:53:15,791
for these--
Fuck it, it's murder.
1128
00:53:15,875 --> 00:53:20,708
-(CHUCKLES) Good kid.
-Yeah. Uh-huh. Um...
1129
00:53:20,791 --> 00:53:23,791
But sorry about the letter
or whatever, I--
1130
00:53:23,875 --> 00:53:27,666
-Keeping your nose out, huh?
-Well, I don't know, I guess.
1131
00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:29,375
Smart cookie, huh?
1132
00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:31,375
Smart little fucking cookie, eh?
1133
00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:33,458
ROMAN: Well, you know.
1134
00:53:33,541 --> 00:53:36,125
LOGAN: I, uh,
saw your little interview.
1135
00:53:36,208 --> 00:53:38,166
Oh, right, yeah,
we don't have to--
1136
00:53:38,250 --> 00:53:40,875
"Ooh! I wuv my daddy."
1137
00:53:40,958 --> 00:53:43,958
-(COOS)
-(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
1138
00:53:44,041 --> 00:53:45,625
I never figured you
for a faggot.
1139
00:53:45,708 --> 00:53:46,875
Oh, wow.
1140
00:53:46,958 --> 00:53:49,083
-LOGAN: I'm kidding,
I'm kidding.
-I know.
1141
00:53:49,166 --> 00:53:52,500
So, what's this, uh...
fishing thing?
1142
00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:55,125
I don't remember.
1143
00:53:55,208 --> 00:53:57,208
Oh, yeah, that was, uh,
Connor, actually.
1144
00:53:57,291 --> 00:54:00,375
Connor took me on that.
But, you know...
1145
00:54:00,458 --> 00:54:03,083
single, multi-use,
happy childhood memory,
1146
00:54:03,166 --> 00:54:04,541
so, yeah.
1147
00:54:06,375 --> 00:54:09,250
SOPHIE: Oh, my God.Such sad news. Guess what?
1148
00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:10,416
We're down a guest.
1149
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:13,583
-Oedipussy has ghosted my ass.
-(AUDIENCE BOOING)
1150
00:54:13,666 --> 00:54:17,916
Yeah, and I'm like, heartbroken,because I had so many names
1151
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,833
I was going to call him.Wokestar Royco.
1152
00:54:20,916 --> 00:54:23,125
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-SOPHIE: Benedickhead Arnold.
1153
00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:24,750
-Paranoid Kendroid.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1154
00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:27,833
SOPHIE: But honestly,nothing could be as brutal
1155
00:54:27,916 --> 00:54:30,791
as the open letterhis own sister released.
1156
00:54:30,875 --> 00:54:33,250
"I am deeply concernedfor the wellbeing
1157
00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:34,333
of my brother.
1158
00:54:34,416 --> 00:54:36,458
Our entire familyhas supported him
1159
00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:39,291
through his many attemptsat rehabilitation
1160
00:54:39,375 --> 00:54:41,208
for his multiple addictions.
1161
00:54:41,291 --> 00:54:44,625
But the events of the last dayshave made it clear
1162
00:54:44,708 --> 00:54:47,916
that our hopes for his recoverywere misplaced.
1163
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,250
I've now been a direct witnessto his misogynistic rants
1164
00:54:51,333 --> 00:54:54,041
and comparisons to worldhistorical figures
1165
00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:56,208
that were suggestiveof grandiose
1166
00:54:56,291 --> 00:54:57,666
and disordered thinking.
1167
00:54:57,750 --> 00:54:59,583
And I would askthat people give my brother
1168
00:54:59,666 --> 00:55:04,208
privacy and considerationduring this difficult time."
1169
00:55:04,291 --> 00:55:06,875
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
-SOPHIE: And that's fromhis sister,
1170
00:55:06,958 --> 00:55:08,916
and she's the fucking nice one.
1171
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,666
-The FBI is downstairs.
-What?
1172
00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:21,666
-Yeah.
-Tell them to fuck off.
1173
00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:23,666
GERRI: Yeah, these are the ones
who don't fuck off.
1174
00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:24,875
This is a search warrant.
1175
00:55:24,958 --> 00:55:26,541
KERRY: What do they do
at the front desk?
1176
00:55:26,625 --> 00:55:28,166
What are we doing?
They're at the gates.
1177
00:55:28,250 --> 00:55:31,458
Uh... Can we call
southern district? Get Leo!
Get, get, get, get, get!
1178
00:55:31,541 --> 00:55:33,000
KERRY: Okay, okay, okay.
1179
00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:35,208
Can we stall 'em?
Shall I call Michelle-Anne?
1180
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:37,375
No, I think that the Deputy
Attorney General
1181
00:55:37,458 --> 00:55:39,291
got spooked by you
talking to Michelle-Anne.
1182
00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:41,208
LOGAN: Well, what the fuck
did Michelle-Anne do?
1183
00:55:41,291 --> 00:55:42,541
She's got no fucking acumen!
1184
00:55:42,625 --> 00:55:44,500
Well, I guess the Government
isn't a fucking Pez dispenser.
1185
00:55:44,583 --> 00:55:46,083
You don't push a button
and something pops out
1186
00:55:46,166 --> 00:55:47,458
-the other end.
-Yes, I am well aware.
1187
00:55:47,541 --> 00:55:49,000
Apparently, there's about
20 of them down there.
1188
00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:51,000
Why don't we just ask them
if they can come back tomorrow?
1189
00:55:51,083 --> 00:55:53,250
Logan, they are coming up.
And if you don't open the door,
1190
00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:54,583
-they will kick it in.
-(LOGAN SIGHING)
1191
00:55:54,666 --> 00:55:56,208
And if you don't open
the filing cabinet,
1192
00:55:56,291 --> 00:55:59,375
they will pull out a crowbar.
This is a show of resolve.
1193
00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:01,750
And there are cameras outside,
and they do not need
1194
00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:04,083
to see the FBI
meeting any resistance.
1195
00:56:04,166 --> 00:56:05,291
What do we say?
1196
00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:14,583
-(SIGHS, SNIFFS)
-♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
1197
00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:18,791
-Cooperate.
-Oh.
1198
00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:20,583
LOGAN: Open up. Let them in.
1199
00:56:20,666 --> 00:56:22,291
Okay, I will call down
and I'll ask to talk
1200
00:56:22,375 --> 00:56:24,166
to the lead agent,
and we'll work something out.
1201
00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:25,291
LOGAN: Okay.
1202
00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:27,750
-GERRI: We're cooperating.
-We're cooperating.
1203
00:56:27,833 --> 00:56:30,750
Get the special committee.
Shift the legals.
1204
00:56:32,416 --> 00:56:33,583
We're cooperating.
1205
00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:37,791
TOM: People watchour channel for so long,
1206
00:56:37,875 --> 00:56:39,666
we had to animate our logo,
1207
00:56:39,750 --> 00:56:42,458
because it was burning
into people's screens.
1208
00:56:42,541 --> 00:56:44,208
I mean, that is how loyal
1209
00:56:44,291 --> 00:56:45,583
-the viewers are.
-(ALL CHUCKLE)
1210
00:56:45,666 --> 00:56:48,000
And, you know, we will survive
this whole episode,
1211
00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:50,375
because--
because of our strength,
1212
00:56:50,458 --> 00:56:52,750
because of our depth of talent,
1213
00:56:52,833 --> 00:56:58,083
and because of our values,
our true values. Yes?
1214
00:56:58,166 --> 00:57:00,750
HUGO: (WHISPERING)
The FBI is raiding...
1215
00:57:00,833 --> 00:57:03,291
-(CUTLERY CLATTERING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1216
00:57:07,791 --> 00:57:09,875
Um... Guys,
just a little heads-up.
1217
00:57:09,958 --> 00:57:11,250
And this is not something
1218
00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:13,375
I want us to get
out of proportion
or spoil the evening,
1219
00:57:13,458 --> 00:57:16,916
but it would seem
that some agents
of Federal Law Enforcement
1220
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,583
are raiding the premises
right now.
1221
00:57:19,666 --> 00:57:22,458
So, if you see them,
uh, that's what that is.
1222
00:57:26,833 --> 00:57:30,000
LOGAN: It's fine. It's fine.
Just fucking leave it.
1223
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,125
REPORTER: As you can see,the FBI is currently raiding
1224
00:57:36,208 --> 00:57:38,750
the Waystar headquartersin lower Manhattan
1225
00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:39,958
in a further twist
1226
00:57:40,041 --> 00:57:42,958
in the ongoing Waystar RoycoCruise scandal.
1227
00:57:43,041 --> 00:57:46,250
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1228
00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:49,666
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
1229
00:58:28,333 --> 00:58:30,458
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC QUIETENS) ♪
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