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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:22,390 I cannot bear eating alone, 2 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:24,992 even when I was a small boy. 3 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:28,396 You were never a small boy. 4 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:35,669 I knew she wouldn't come. 5 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,037 I win the bet. 6 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,507 Name your pleasure. 7 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:45,873 Your problem is 8 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,476 you try to control women without understanding them. 9 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,815 Problem? I never found it a problem. 10 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:20,974 Women know what I want. 11 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:22,610 They do what I expect. 12 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:24,845 Then where is she? 13 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:35,289 You see? You did exactly what I expected. (LAUGHS) 14 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:36,857 And again! 15 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,926 (LAUGHING) 16 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,394 By the way, Karl... 17 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:42,095 your fly is open. 18 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,281 -Hello. -JENNIFER: Darling? 19 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:34,482 Wups. 20 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,419 It's your wife, Mr. Hart. 21 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:39,553 Thank you. 22 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:41,322 Hello, sweetheart. 23 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:42,923 Jonathon? 24 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:45,259 You're not flying the plane without a copilot again, are you? 25 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,760 Safety is my middle name. 26 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:48,095 (VOICE OVER A RADIO) 27 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:50,464 Copilot's sitting right next to me. 28 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:53,467 JENNIFER: Munich is even more beautiful than I remember. 29 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:54,668 Munich? 30 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,337 Isn't that a coincidence? 31 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:58,272 JONATHAN: I'm flying over Germany right now. 32 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:01,108 Well then maybe you can come to my party! 33 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:02,576 You're giving a party? 34 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:06,414 Yes I am! It's my anniversary. 35 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,317 Mine too. What a coincidence. 36 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,118 Who's all invited to this party? 37 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:14,154 Oh, just my closest friends in Munich. 38 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:17,358 Housekeeping, room service, the doorman... 39 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:19,560 Save me a seat on your right. 40 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:21,829 I have to be at the Deutsche Telekom meeting in Berlin, 41 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:24,665 so I won't be there till after lunch. 42 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:27,535 Have I told you how proud I am of what you're doing? 43 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,337 You'd do the same thing. 44 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,639 That's why I married you. 45 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:34,375 (GERMAN) Auf wiedersehen, Liebchen. 46 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:36,710 (GERMAN) Auf wiedersehen, Schatzi. 47 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,751 I'm crazy about that girl. 48 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,021 Okay, okay. 49 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,223 A deal's a deal. 50 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,859 Paws up. 51 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,366 Not bad. 52 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:00,968 If you had thumbs, I'd let you land it. 53 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:12,746 MAN: Emergency! 54 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,147 Clear the way, clear the way. 55 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,216 (GERMAN) Danke. Thank you. 56 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,386 Emergency! 57 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:21,121 Emergency. Doctor, thank heavens you're here. 58 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:23,357 Quick, quick, quick! Stat, stat! 59 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,827 VOICE: Doctor please to radiology. 60 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,565 Just in time. 61 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:33,066 For young Maximilian's recovery. 62 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,436 Now, it should hang directly above his bed. 63 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:38,105 Supervise it for me, will you? 64 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,107 -Peter, I'm a surgeon. -Yes... 65 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,443 and I am your employer. 66 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:45,613 I want this in skilled hand. Please? Please? 67 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,015 -Okay, okay. -Peter. 68 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:54,054 (IN A GERMAN ACCENT) Doctor, would you please excuse us? 69 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:55,656 For sure, Simone. 70 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,227 Peter, can't we go somewhere private? 71 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:02,329 I need to talk with you. 72 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,138 You're having second thoughts about the wedding, aren't you? 73 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,707 Do you know how I know? 74 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,776 I've had second thoughts about the wedding. 75 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:19,312 Me, the man who's about to become the luckiest husband 76 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,048 in the world. 77 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,351 Perhaps... 78 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:27,220 -it will happen too fast. -Not fast enough for me. 79 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:30,057 If it weren't so right, 80 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,793 neither of us would be nervous. It's people who don't love each other 81 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,495 who settle for being comfortable. 82 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:35,863 No sparks, 83 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:38,231 no doubts. 84 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:40,634 We'll never feel that way about each other. 85 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,975 I see my timing is impeccable. 86 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:51,044 I've been looking for you, Simone. 87 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:54,147 Karl needs to meet with you about the prenuptial ball. 88 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,184 This is not exactly the right... 89 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,586 time, Elsa. 90 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,120 No, this is the perfect time, darling. 91 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:02,790 I have to go meet the bone-marrow donor at the hotel. 92 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:05,225 But don't you forget! We're all going to have dinner later. 93 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:06,627 I love you. 94 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:25,112 Karl was very disappointed you didn't join him for breakfast. 95 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:28,181 Really? 96 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,788 VOICE: Doctor to Emergency. 97 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,977 Lock her in my trunk. 98 00:07:57,044 --> 00:08:01,582 Follow Peters. See where he goes. She may have told him nothing, but I can't be sure. 99 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:22,803 Mr. Donner. 100 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:23,937 What? 101 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,441 Peter Donner? 102 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,377 Of the Donner Clinic? 103 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:31,645 Peter Donner? 104 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:33,647 Oh... 105 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:34,782 Yes! 106 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:38,451 You are Mrs. Hart? 107 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,087 Jennifer. 108 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,256 Were those for me? 109 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:48,228 Well, they even look pretty here on the floor. 110 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:49,963 You 111 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,065 are our bone-marrow donor? 112 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,934 Yes. 113 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:55,803 Is everything all right? 114 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,572 Oh, yes, it's... 115 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:01,975 It's just that you look so much like someone that I know. 116 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,645 It's my fiancee, as a matter of fact. 117 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:07,180 Really? Well, I'll take that as a compliment. 118 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,682 Won't you come in? 119 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:10,918 Is... 120 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,285 you husband here? 121 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,954 No, not yet. 122 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:15,789 It's our anniversary. 123 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:18,525 I was just on my way out to buy him a present on the Maximilian Strasse. 124 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,561 Oh, well since you're my guest here in Munich, 125 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:24,264 allow me to show you a few of my favorite stores. 126 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,734 Oh, thank you! That would be great. 127 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,336 My German's a little rusty. I could use the help. 128 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,509 JENNIFER: I know I wasn't planning to shop for myself, 129 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,546 but under the circumstances, who could resist? 130 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:43,116 I know... I know you must think I'm an idiot, the way I keep staring at you. 131 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,486 How did she get out of Elsa's trunk? 132 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,822 -Did you lock it? -Of course I locked it. -Are you sure? 133 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,691 I know how to lock a car trunk. 134 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,329 I've got to call Simone. 135 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:58,398 The resemblance is too uncanny. She's got to meet you right away. 136 00:09:58,465 --> 00:09:59,599 Can you manage? 137 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,068 Sure. 138 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,836 I'll be back in one second. 139 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:04,137 Okay! 140 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,007 I can manage! 141 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:18,385 Hello. 142 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,388 What are you doing with my boxes? Wait, but those are my packages! 143 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,323 Help me, somebody! 144 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:24,925 Help! 145 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,293 Help! 146 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,560 (SCREAMING) 147 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,104 Go! 148 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,438 Are you okay? 149 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:39,773 I'm fine. 150 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,675 I hope his nose 151 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,243 hurts worse than my hand. 152 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,445 Oh, you are wonderful. Danke schoen. 153 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:48,315 You were great! What a great umbrella! 154 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,449 Strong! 155 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,617 Sturdy! 156 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,586 Shall we go? 157 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,654 Yeah. 158 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,463 Freeway! Come here, baby! 159 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,401 Did you miss your mommy? 160 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,570 Guess who else missed mommy? 161 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,439 (LAUGHING) 162 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,107 Uh-huh. 163 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,376 Mmm... 164 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,954 Let me go over the guest-list again. 165 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,056 Room-service, housekeeping, 166 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,190 the doorman? 167 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,592 Not so hard-working and useful, I'm afraid. 168 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,027 Peter Donner. 169 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,729 Welcome, Mr. Hart. 170 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,164 Jonathan. 171 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,599 Peter took me to lunch. 172 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,268 -That was nice of you. -It was my pleasure. 173 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:44,237 And afterward he showed me some wonderful shops 174 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,906 and he saved my life 175 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:48,075 -then we came back here. -He what? 176 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,077 -He saved my life. -It was more like your packages, really. 177 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,479 Oh, he was grabbing at me too. 178 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,682 -Why were you doing that? -Oh no, not Peter. 179 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,384 The mugger! 180 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:58,786 Mugger? 181 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,253 The one who wanted my packages. 182 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,755 I hit him in the nose. 183 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,523 Bobby stomped on his feet. 184 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,893 Sister Lillian whacked him with her umbrella 185 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,628 while Franz hit him over the head with his newspaper. 186 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,730 I... 187 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,465 kicked him in the shins. 188 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,533 You alright? 189 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,635 I'm fine... 190 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,370 thanks to Peter 191 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:20,107 and the good citizens of Munich. 192 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,541 Well, I'm very grateful. 193 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,011 Oh, not as grateful as I am to you and to Jennifer 194 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,914 for coming all this way to help the Bone-Marrow Program. 195 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:30,450 Well, when Jennifer heard that she was the perfect match for your recipient, 196 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,053 we started making our travel plans right away. 197 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,588 I understand that it's your anniversary. 198 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:39,026 We have much to celebrate because I'm getting married myself, Saturday. 199 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,694 To someone who looks exactly like me, according to Peter. 200 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,430 Congratulations. 201 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,465 They... They could be twins. 202 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,034 I was just trying to call her. 203 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,502 Would you like to meet Maximilian? 204 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,972 Maximilian? 205 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,941 The recipient of your bone-marrow. 206 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,777 His name is Max? 207 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,112 Yes. 208 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,547 Well, sure. 209 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:06,253 We'd love to meet someone called Max. 210 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:10,257 We've tried to make Max's life as normal as possible under the circumstances, 211 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:13,093 but he has a particular hobby, which is important to him. 212 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,794 Oh, let me see... 213 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,997 8-year-old boy... 214 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:18,198 football. 215 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,868 Chasing 8-year-old girls. 216 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,772 PETER: These rocket clubs are all over Germany 217 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,440 and the championship... 218 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,378 is being held in Stuttgart at the end of the month 219 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:34,047 and Max, he's planning to compete. 220 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,949 JONATHAN: So soon after the operation? 221 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,817 PETER: He's a very determined boy 222 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,153 and we've caught the disease at an early stage, so... 223 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,089 so we're hopeful. 224 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,057 JENNIFER: How long has Max been in a wheel-chair? 225 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,160 PETER: That's not Max, that's Phillip. 226 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,428 Phillip... 227 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,098 Yeah, he tried to parachute off the school roof. 228 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,100 That's Max, over there. 229 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,301 Come on, dog! 230 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,537 Maybe Freeway can introduce us. 231 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,272 Max! 232 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,841 Hi Peter, did you see my blast-off? 233 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,379 Look! I think I found a copilot. 234 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,349 Well, he has had some flying lessons. 235 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,851 Oh, hi Simone! 236 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,520 This is Jennifer 237 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,388 and Jonathan Hart. 238 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,758 -How do you do? -Good. 239 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,995 Why are you calling Simone Jennifer? 240 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,530 Because she is Jennifer. 241 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,332 This is your bone-marrow donor. 242 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,134 Your name is really Jennifer? 243 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,103 My name is really Jennifer. 244 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:33,406 You're going to save my life, Jennifer. Did you know that? 245 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,543 Well, I'm certainly gonna try. 246 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,512 I'm gonna blast-off again. Can I take my copilot? 247 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,580 Sure. 248 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,749 Come on, doggie. Here, boy! Come on! 249 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,151 His name is Freeway! 250 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,353 Hey, Freeway! Come on, Freeway! 251 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,291 He's a very brave little boy. 252 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,893 Braver than you think. 253 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:57,197 He's an orphan. 254 00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:00,000 I think we'd both like to spend a little more time with him. 255 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,238 Maybe we'll hang out here for a while. 256 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,276 I knew I'd find the right people. 257 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,315 Kleenex? 258 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,050 Bone-marrow experiments? 259 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,686 You think I enjoy watching money that belongs to me 260 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,989 tumbling into a bottomless pit? 261 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,523 It doesn't matter. 262 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,358 I am going home. 263 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,961 Not until you fulfill your bargain with me. 264 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,330 Have you forgotten you signed this paper? 265 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,499 That was before I met him. 266 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,268 Now I know him. He's a wonderful man. 267 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,670 I really care for him. 268 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,507 There's nothing more boring than listening to a tramp, 269 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,875 trying to develop a conscience. 270 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,444 I will go to the police! 271 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:45,678 Oh, you will? 272 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:47,981 And what do you tell them? 273 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,451 You have the record for fraud. 274 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,586 Your signature is on this paper 275 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:57,090 and the local magistrate is my weekly chess partner. 276 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,092 You have two alternatives. 277 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,294 One, you can accept my offer for money 278 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,796 or you can rot in a German prison. 279 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,301 What will happen to Peter 280 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,702 after the marriage? 281 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,239 What concern is it of yours? 282 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,108 One way or the other, he will be out of your life. 283 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:17,977 Oh... 284 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,580 Please don't be sad. 285 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:25,352 Five million dollars is a very effective vaccine against loneliness. 286 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,821 Well, what is it? 287 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,496 Nothing... Nothing. 288 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,564 Nothing. 289 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,770 I wonder what's keeping your twin. 290 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,239 Oh, Peter said she's always late. 291 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,408 Well, there's one difference. 292 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,577 I never had to wait for you. 293 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:51,644 Aw... 294 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,414 How sweet of you to remember it that way. 295 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:58,085 Except at the altar. 296 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:01,020 I thought you weren't going to bring that up again. 297 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,356 I just wanted everything to be perfect. 298 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:08,061 I'm so sorry... so sorry that I'm late. 299 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,996 Fritz! 300 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,132 -Our table, please. -Right away, Herr Donner. 301 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,666 Good evening, Fraulein Grohe. 302 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,034 And to you, sir. 303 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,704 Fraulein Grohe? 304 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,173 I really do have to meet this woman. 305 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,481 Unless things change drastically, Jennifer, 306 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,783 that may never happen. 307 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,087 Amazing. 308 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,857 (LAUGHS) 309 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:41,261 And I found this in my coat-pocket when I went to pick her up at the hotel. 310 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,897 Unbelievable. 311 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:48,935 Oh, she's having second thoughts about the wedding. 312 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,804 I can read between the lines. She'll be back. 313 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,108 Do you know where she is? 314 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,377 No... No, and I'm running out of time. 315 00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,647 Unless Simone and I show up for the prenuptial ball 316 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:01,981 tomorrow night, 317 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,783 it'll be a major embarrassment for my family. 318 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,852 There are people coming from all over Europe. 319 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,588 Maybe you could postpone it. 320 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,291 Rain delay. 321 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,994 Rain delay? 322 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,096 Yeah, like baseball games. 323 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,432 Baseball Ball? 324 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,469 Just a thought. 325 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,638 My cousin, Karl Von Ostenberg, 326 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,674 has arranged everything down to the last detail. 327 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,377 This would be a major scandal that he couldn't live down. 328 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,613 I can't embarrass Karl after all he's done for me. 329 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,258 -Uh-oh. -Huh? 330 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,393 There's that look. 331 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,860 What look? 332 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:51,398 That transparent look that tells me exactly what you're thinking. 333 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,601 You couldn't possibly know what I was thinking. 334 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,404 She's thinking... 335 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,540 that you're such a nice man that maybe she could go to the ball with you 336 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,443 and pass herself off as Simone. 337 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:08,781 What a hair-brained, far-fetched idea. 338 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,883 Ridiculous, isn't it? 339 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,619 Totally bizarre. 340 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,254 Is that what you thought I was thinking? 341 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,589 That's exactly what I thought you were thinking. 342 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,428 We'd never be able to pull that off. 343 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,265 Would we? 344 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,669 Not a chance. 345 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,371 But that is what you were thinking. 346 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,141 Something like that. 347 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,809 Something like that? 348 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,546 All right, exactly like that. 349 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,018 It is completely insane, of course. 350 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,256 But... 351 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:59,098 What ever happened to the good old days when all anybody wanted to borrow was a 352 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,633 cup of sugar? 353 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,516 PETER: The Donners and the Grohes built a vast fortune together 354 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,852 but then their families became estranged enemies. You know, like the... 355 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,754 Hatfields and the McCoys? 356 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,324 You think the British royal family has problems. 357 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,858 Just wait. 358 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:30,096 My family makes the Windsors look like the Von Trapp Family Singers. 359 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,140 Grandfather desperately wanted to marry Ludmila Grohe, 360 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,909 but she ran off with her brother instead. 361 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,011 Her brother? 362 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,746 Yes, grandfather was furious 363 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,915 so he drove the Grohes out of business 364 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,850 and out of the country, but... 365 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,285 on his deathbed, 366 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,287 never having resolved the loss of his love, 367 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,724 he wanted to repent. So he put the money of both families 368 00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,526 into a trust, 369 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:03,162 never to be released until the Grohes and the Donners married. 370 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,634 Your father didn't get the money? 371 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:12,138 My father was in an insane asylum. 372 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,341 You see, my mother had run off with the gardener, 373 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,776 who was actually working for the Grohes. 374 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:19,145 And when my mother found out that she 375 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:20,813 was set up, 376 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,783 she took some of the Grohes for a picnic in her car 377 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,018 and drove them off the bridge. 378 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,796 Well, I wouldn't worry about the money. 379 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:40,600 Geraldo or Sally Jessy would pay a fortune to have a guest like you. 380 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,901 Sally Jessy? 381 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,102 Television people. 382 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,843 So you don't control the trust? 383 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,713 No. My cousin, Karl Von Ostenberg, does. 384 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,915 He's been very generous to me 385 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,017 but I've been losing a lot of money with the clinic 386 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,819 and if this wedding doesn't happen, 387 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,755 he may decide that he has to shut it down. 388 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,724 How did you meet Simone? 389 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,026 It wouldn't have happened if it weren't for Karl. 390 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,762 He was wonderful. 391 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,330 He took out advertisements, 392 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:15,101 he sent out investigators to look for a living Grohe 393 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,436 and he found her! 394 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,804 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 395 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,073 For a while, 396 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,342 I wondered if I could 397 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,011 marry someone 398 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,980 that I didn't love for the sake of the clinic. 399 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,816 The answer was no. 400 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,718 But as luck would have it, 401 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,486 there was Simone. 402 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:35,254 That's lucky, isn't it, darling? 403 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:36,656 Yes. 404 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,958 And timely. 405 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:42,261 I'm sure she'll come to her senses 'cause we really do love each other, you know. 406 00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:45,131 -Aw... -That's why Jennifer's kind offer... 407 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,399 Look, Peter... 408 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,068 let us sleep on it, would you? 409 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,303 Your hotel is just around the corner. 410 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,105 Goodnight. 411 00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,340 And don't worry. 412 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:55,908 Don't worry. 413 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:57,577 Things will work out. 414 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:08,888 That's the most dysfunctional family I've ever heard of. 415 00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:09,956 Isn't it? 416 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:12,124 It's a wonder Peter's so nice. 417 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,694 He is nice, isn't he? 418 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:20,600 That's why we should do this for him. 419 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,636 -No, that's why something doesn't add up. -What? 420 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:26,606 -Well, Peter is a very bright, attractive guy. -Mmm-hmm. 421 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:30,376 -Soon to be a very rich, bright, attractive guy. -Mmm-hmm. 422 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,712 So why wouldn't Simone want to marry him? 423 00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:35,281 I don't know. 424 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:38,084 -Could be dozens of reasons. -Well, that's my point. 425 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,686 We don't know Simone. 426 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:43,089 Who she is, what she wants, who her friends and enemies are. 427 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:46,025 You pretend to be her for just a few hours, 428 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,795 those friends and enemies become yours. 429 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:49,862 Mmm. 430 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,601 Now you're looking at me with that other look. 431 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,435 What other look? 432 00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:58,104 That look that tells me you're going to be stubborn about this. 433 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,205 (SCOFFS) 434 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:00,673 You... 435 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,946 Mmm... 436 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:09,916 I know that look too. 437 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:12,184 What look? 438 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:16,222 That look that tells me that somehow this Cinderella is not going to the ball 439 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,657 without her prince. 440 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:20,359 -You can bet your glass slippers on that. -Uh-huh. 441 00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:22,862 And you know what, prince? 442 00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:24,263 That's me. 443 00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,398 I like that look. 444 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,935 Come here. 445 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:32,572 Mmm. 446 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,252 That should be Mr. Jonathan Hart, 447 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,956 American business man of considerable wealth and reputation. 448 00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:54,927 It seems he wants to buy the Donner Brewery, 449 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,496 all cash. 450 00:24:57,564 --> 00:25:00,833 Until Peter's inheritance is in your name, you can't sell it to him legally. 451 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,802 I want you to go and show him in. 452 00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:05,638 Don't spare the charm. Lots of teeth. 453 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:08,307 Then I want you to go have a conversation with... what's her name? 454 00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:10,076 -Simone. -Simone, yes. 455 00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:14,246 Remember if Simone doesn't marry Peter, you can't marry me. 456 00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:15,948 (GERMAN) Macht schnell. Raus. 457 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:21,453 JONATHAN: * She's the sweetest, little rosebud 458 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,956 * that Texas ever knew 459 00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:29,662 My, my... 460 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:34,701 Not too shabby. 461 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,808 Not too shabby at all. 462 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,343 Mr. Hart, 463 00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:47,113 -I'm Elsa. -How do you do? 464 00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:50,282 We're honored to have such a distinguished guest. 465 00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:52,619 Welcome to our little home. 466 00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:57,890 You didn't have to go to all of this trouble for me. 467 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:01,360 I'm sorry. This is for our party tonight. 468 00:26:01,427 --> 00:26:03,863 If I were decorating for you, 469 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,231 I'd start with me. 470 00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:07,499 Whoa. 471 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,001 Karl is expecting you. 472 00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:26,318 Mr. Hart, please. 473 00:26:28,821 --> 00:26:30,122 Thank you, 474 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:31,323 honey. 475 00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:40,099 Mr. Hart! 476 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:41,701 Karl Von Ostenberg. 477 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,602 You can call me Jonathan, Karl. 478 00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:44,937 Jonathan, 479 00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:46,238 I'm puzzled. 480 00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:49,241 I must admit I've done a bit of snooping into your affairs. 481 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:50,576 Is that a fact? 482 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:52,078 Beer? A brewery? 483 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:56,683 It doesn't seem to fit, even remotely, into your mix of companies. 484 00:26:56,749 --> 00:27:00,619 Karl, do you know what the watch-word is for the 90s? 485 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,455 Semiconductors. 486 00:27:03,522 --> 00:27:05,157 I wasn't aware of that. 487 00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:09,428 Do you know what the new watch-word is for the 21st century? 488 00:27:09,495 --> 00:27:11,931 -Beer? -Diversify. 489 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,199 Diversify? 490 00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:15,267 -Diversify. -Diversi-fy. 491 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:17,670 And I intend to stay ahead of the game. 492 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:21,941 Well, in that case, let me invite you to examine the merchandise. 493 00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:23,575 Don't mind if I do. 494 00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:26,879 (GERMAN) Prost. 495 00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:28,080 Whatever. 496 00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:35,621 If the brewery's as good as the brew, 497 00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:37,924 then we do have something to talk about. 498 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,425 Good. 499 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,360 There is one small problem. 500 00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:42,494 What's that? 501 00:27:42,561 --> 00:27:45,564 I cannot sell the brewery for... 502 00:27:45,631 --> 00:27:47,299 a few days. There are certain... 503 00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:49,501 papers that need to be transferred. 504 00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:51,137 It'll take perhaps... 505 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:52,304 a week. 506 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:55,207 Oh Karl, that'd put a twist in my shorts. 507 00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:57,877 I don't plan on being in Munich that long. 508 00:27:57,944 --> 00:27:58,911 Well, 509 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,646 plans can change. 510 00:28:01,647 --> 00:28:04,283 How can I entice you to stay? 511 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,753 You can't. 512 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,420 But that... 513 00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:10,689 Fraulein I met... 514 00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:12,658 Oh, my cousin, Elsa. 515 00:28:12,725 --> 00:28:14,260 Cousin? 516 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:15,627 Many times removed. 517 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,429 Sorry to hear about that... 518 00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,166 You see... 519 00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:23,169 My wife is not with me on this trip. 520 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:24,904 Oh, really? 521 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:27,506 Well in that case, why don't I put her 522 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:30,309 next you at my dinner tonight. 523 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:31,778 Karl... 524 00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:34,480 Are you mixing business with pleasure? 525 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,415 I can only vouch for the business 526 00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:40,987 but Elsa knows all about the pleasure and you can take my word for that. 527 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:51,463 We still have to get you a fake beauty mark and take a trip to the hair-dresser 528 00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:53,699 but I've shown you most of Simone's favorite places, 529 00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:55,935 just in case someone mentions them. 530 00:28:56,002 --> 00:28:58,805 I can certainly see why this was one of them. 531 00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:07,746 Or as Simone would say, 532 00:29:07,814 --> 00:29:11,050 (IN A GERMAN ACCENT) "I can see why this was one of them." 533 00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:12,684 A little softer with... 534 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,953 -Softer? -Yes. 535 00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:18,757 (IN A GERMAN ACCENT) I can see why this was one of them. 536 00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:20,159 By George, I think you've got it. 537 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:21,493 (LAUGHING) 538 00:29:26,732 --> 00:29:29,168 Ah, it's so beautiful. 539 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:33,372 Yes, Simone thought so as well. 540 00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:38,878 CROWD: Aw! 541 00:29:39,912 --> 00:29:42,048 This is where and when 542 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,415 we first kissed. 543 00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:44,951 Aw... 544 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:51,323 Peter, I'm not Simone. 545 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:55,294 Yes... Yes, of course. 546 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:59,431 Any woman would come back to a man who remembers their first kiss the way you do. 547 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:01,400 Come on. 548 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,335 I'll be late for that hair-dresser. 549 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,476 VOICE: Orderlies to station, please. 550 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,611 Jonathan, this is Dr. Detmeier. 551 00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:14,646 She's heading up Max's operation. 552 00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:16,682 -How do you do? -Nice to meet you. 553 00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:18,617 This is Jonathan Hart and 554 00:30:18,684 --> 00:30:20,186 that is Freeway. 555 00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:26,025 I thought maybe Max's copilot might cheer him up. 556 00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:27,493 I hope it's all right. 557 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:29,328 Well... 558 00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:31,230 it's not strictly sanitary, 559 00:30:31,697 --> 00:30:32,965 but... 560 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:35,301 Perhaps just this once. 561 00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:38,971 This is the first stage of his final test and he told me he's scared. 562 00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:41,473 He's never admitted that before. 563 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:45,044 Well, maybe a wagging tail is just what the doctor ordered. 564 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:50,116 Freeway! 565 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,717 Here's your copilot. 566 00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:54,921 You ready for take-off? 567 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,691 I don't wanna go with them. 568 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:03,695 Doctor, would they excuse us for a moment? 569 00:31:03,762 --> 00:31:04,931 Of course. 570 00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:06,298 Wait please. 571 00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:11,537 What do you mean, you don't want to go with them? 572 00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:14,240 I don't wanna go with them because I'm scared. 573 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:20,479 What do astronauts do when they see a cloud? 574 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,614 They fly right through them. 575 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,216 Right. 576 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:30,089 Why don't you think of this operation as a cloud? 577 00:31:30,156 --> 00:31:33,659 And you're gonna fly right through it and come out on the other side? 578 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,028 Like an adventure? 579 00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:37,896 Like an adventure 580 00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:39,731 in the wild, blue yonder, 581 00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:40,799 hmm? 582 00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:43,235 Okay. 583 00:31:43,302 --> 00:31:44,703 You ready for blast-off? 584 00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:46,372 Ready. 585 00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:51,577 Ready for count-down. 586 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:52,811 Check. 587 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,047 Ten... 588 00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:56,983 nine... 589 00:31:57,649 --> 00:31:58,684 eight... 590 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:00,452 seven... 591 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:02,354 six... 592 00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:04,323 five... 593 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:05,891 four... 594 00:32:13,832 --> 00:32:16,135 This is as far as you can go, Mr. Hart. 595 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,276 Only astronauts from this point on, Freeway. 596 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:27,113 Happy landings, Captain Max. 597 00:32:42,861 --> 00:32:43,929 (BARKS) 598 00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:45,664 (BARKS) 599 00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:48,267 You still have not changed your mind? 600 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:56,208 Simone, time is rapidly running out for you. 601 00:32:56,275 --> 00:33:00,279 If you do not live up to your bargain and marry Peter, 602 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:03,582 I have no earthly use for you. Do you understand that? 603 00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:11,357 Do you understand that? 604 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:16,695 Good. 605 00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:22,334 Tonight when Peter enters the ball 606 00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:23,769 without you, 607 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:26,472 at the moment of his greatest humiliation, 608 00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:28,607 you will make your entrance. 609 00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:32,211 You had a bad case of the nerves, you came to me 610 00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:34,380 and I was able to affect a joyful 611 00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:36,048 family reunion, ja? 612 00:33:36,115 --> 00:33:38,450 Don't forget to cry. 613 00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:40,419 Yeah, good. 614 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,195 And by the way... 615 00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:51,763 if you do not think that money can make you happy, 616 00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:53,832 well, you've never had enough to know. 617 00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:58,036 Five million dollars. 618 00:33:59,605 --> 00:34:01,207 What's there to think about? 619 00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:14,520 PETER: She walks like Simone, 620 00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:17,055 talks like Simone... 621 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,504 I can't wait to meet this woman. 622 00:35:04,136 --> 00:35:06,605 The Count and Countess 623 00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:08,874 Goess-Ensenberg. 624 00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:13,912 Howdy. 625 00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:17,583 How y'all doing? 626 00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:19,418 MAN: Baron Wunderland 627 00:35:19,485 --> 00:35:21,520 and lady Applegate. 628 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,928 Jonathan Hart. 629 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:34,032 Mr. Jonathan Hart. 630 00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:36,735 Thank you, little fella. 631 00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:47,613 Mr. Hart. 632 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:51,116 I believe we are seated next to each other at Karl's table. 633 00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:53,885 Do you mind if I consider you my escort? 634 00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:55,020 Well, 635 00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:58,089 even a blind hog can find an acorn now and then. 636 00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,458 I beg your pardon? 637 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:00,826 I'd be proud. 638 00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:03,695 Jonathan, 639 00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:07,098 I see you found my lovely cousin, Elsa. 640 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,301 We sort of found each other. 641 00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:12,204 And where I come from, we like to play "finders, keepers." 642 00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:22,013 Mr. Peter Donner. 643 00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:29,120 (CROWD CLAMORING) 644 00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:40,098 Ms. Simone Grohe. 645 00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:45,737 CROWD: Ah! 646 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:47,706 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 647 00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:50,742 (STRUGGLING) 648 00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:52,210 (SCREAM) 649 00:36:58,784 --> 00:37:00,085 What's the matter, Karl? 650 00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:02,053 Something go down the wrong way? 651 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:15,901 Let me go! 652 00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:18,837 No! 653 00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:19,938 Ahh! 654 00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:22,073 (APPLAUSE) 655 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:27,012 They sure do make a lovely couple. 656 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:31,016 Ahhh! 657 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,651 Who is that woman? 658 00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:36,455 Right now, she seems to be you. 659 00:37:38,324 --> 00:37:39,525 Ahhh! 660 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:42,961 Witch! 661 00:37:47,198 --> 00:37:48,400 (SCREAMS) 662 00:37:52,838 --> 00:37:54,139 (CHUCKLING) 663 00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:56,475 My beauty-mark is itching. 664 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:59,244 -I think it's moving. -You're doing beautifully. 665 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,212 Here we go. 666 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,549 Karl and Elsa are at the end of the line. 667 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,216 I've already told you everything about them. 668 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,486 The first man you're going to meet is my cousin, Helmut. 669 00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:09,855 He's going to pinch you on the bottom, give you a bear-hug 670 00:38:09,921 --> 00:38:11,723 and you always kiss him on the nose. 671 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:12,891 I do? 672 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,092 One in every family. 673 00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:16,862 -Simone! -(LAUGHS) 674 00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:23,234 (LAUGHING) 675 00:38:26,472 --> 00:38:27,639 Who is this fool? 676 00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:29,541 The resemblance is phenomenal. 677 00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:31,843 Whoever she is, 678 00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:34,413 Aunt Edna will notice the difference. 679 00:38:36,682 --> 00:38:38,584 Next is Aunt Edna. 680 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,218 She's your best friend in the family, 681 00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:41,787 the only one who approves of the clinic. 682 00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:42,554 Kiss both cheeks. 683 00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:44,390 Aunt Edna! 684 00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:48,894 You look wonderful! 685 00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:54,933 Your hair! 686 00:38:55,601 --> 00:38:57,302 My hair? 687 00:38:57,369 --> 00:38:59,571 You've done something different. 688 00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:01,139 Oh... 689 00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:08,614 I like it, Simone! 690 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,015 You do? 691 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:15,353 Well, we must have tea next week. I'll tell you all my secrets. 692 00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:16,855 Peter, darling, 693 00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:18,890 I hear you found a donor 694 00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:20,926 who's a match to that young boy. 695 00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:22,628 A perfect match, in fact. 696 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,463 Everything's going to be just fine. 697 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:28,033 -Bye bye... -We'll have lunch, won't we? 698 00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:34,039 Simone. 699 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:36,174 You look lovely. 700 00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:37,876 Thank you, Karl. 701 00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:40,612 Elsa! 702 00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:43,515 You look wonderful. 703 00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:45,383 You've been working out again. 704 00:39:45,451 --> 00:39:48,053 It does wonders for your figure. 705 00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:50,188 Thank you, 706 00:39:50,255 --> 00:39:51,389 Simone. 707 00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:56,662 You look like you've been working out too. 708 00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:59,798 I don't believe I've had the pleasure, Monsieur ... 709 00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:01,066 Hart. 710 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:03,301 Jonathan Hart. 711 00:40:04,436 --> 00:40:05,804 Well... 712 00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:09,274 And what brings you to Munich, Monsieur Hart? 713 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:11,610 A little business, a little pleasure. 714 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:12,711 Ah... 715 00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:16,081 Well perhaps we'll be seeing more of you. 716 00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:17,683 Monsieur ... 717 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,350 Hart, honey. 718 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,419 And you can count on it, Ms. Grohe. 719 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:28,827 That Simone woman is as pretty as a June bug. 720 00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:31,062 Truly. Yeah, yeah. 721 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,099 She is very remarkable. 722 00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:48,580 Bring Simone down. 723 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:51,282 Expose this woman as a fraud. 724 00:40:51,349 --> 00:40:53,885 Not until I know why she is here. 725 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,186 Who is she? 726 00:40:55,253 --> 00:40:56,688 What is Peter up to? 727 00:40:56,755 --> 00:40:59,357 Is he on to us? 728 00:40:59,424 --> 00:41:02,160 I haven't waltzed since I've been in short-pants. 729 00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:03,695 Care to take a twirl? 730 00:41:03,762 --> 00:41:05,196 Yes, delighted. 731 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,235 Auntie Edna! 732 00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:14,706 That Simone woman said 733 00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:16,708 you like to work out. 734 00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,710 I'm a sucker for physical fitness. 735 00:41:18,777 --> 00:41:20,245 I fence mostly. 736 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:23,549 How well do you swing a sword, Jonathan? 737 00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:27,485 Well, where I come from, Elsa, 738 00:41:27,553 --> 00:41:29,287 that could mean several things. 739 00:41:30,756 --> 00:41:33,592 We'll have to try another picnic soon. 740 00:41:33,659 --> 00:41:36,828 Yes! It was wonderful. 741 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:38,129 Wasn't it? 742 00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:41,099 Watching all the delicious food get soaked? 743 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:43,802 I thought it would never stop raining. 744 00:41:43,869 --> 00:41:45,837 Raining? 745 00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:48,674 I fell in the river. 746 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:51,142 And almost drowned. 747 00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:52,811 -Drowned? -Yes. 748 00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:55,914 I'm an excellent swimmer. 749 00:41:57,382 --> 00:41:59,517 What's wrong with you, Simone? 750 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,554 Well really, Erwin, have you completely 751 00:42:02,621 --> 00:42:04,923 lost your sense of humor? 752 00:42:04,990 --> 00:42:06,124 (LAUGHS) 753 00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:07,392 (LAUGHING) 754 00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:12,130 With your permission, Peter... 755 00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:14,265 What about once around with the bride? 756 00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:15,567 Of course. 757 00:42:15,634 --> 00:42:17,836 -Ms. Grohe? -My pleasure. 758 00:42:22,674 --> 00:42:24,475 Oh, I'm so glad you came along. 759 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,344 I was about to blow it. 760 00:42:26,411 --> 00:42:27,779 You're doing fine. 761 00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:30,682 -You're the belle of the ball. -Ah! 762 00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:33,151 Elsa seemed very attentive. 763 00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:35,486 Like a predator in a water-hole. 764 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:36,888 Don't turn your back on her. 765 00:42:49,134 --> 00:42:50,836 The night is young, Carita. 766 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:54,172 And as Valentino said, 767 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:57,743 "There's nothing like tile for the tango." 768 00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:17,262 Wait. 769 00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:20,298 You've got my beauty mark. 770 00:43:22,367 --> 00:43:23,869 What are we gonna do? 771 00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:26,404 I've got an idea. 772 00:43:36,314 --> 00:43:37,415 Is it there? 773 00:43:37,482 --> 00:43:38,984 -Yeah. -(SIGHS) 774 00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:40,585 You got it back but it's a couple inches too high. 775 00:43:40,652 --> 00:43:42,888 -Uh-oh. -Better try the power room. 776 00:43:44,790 --> 00:43:46,291 That man. 777 00:43:49,227 --> 00:43:51,830 He's the one who mugged me and tried to take my packages. 778 00:43:51,897 --> 00:43:54,565 What's he doing here and why is he talking to Elsa? 779 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,001 Well, he's got some nerve. 780 00:43:56,067 --> 00:43:57,302 She's my date. 781 00:44:15,186 --> 00:44:16,988 May I help you? 782 00:44:18,123 --> 00:44:19,991 I was looking for the men's room. 783 00:44:20,926 --> 00:44:22,193 It's back there. 784 00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:24,595 Take a right 785 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:25,764 and a left. 786 00:44:40,712 --> 00:44:43,314 -(SCREAMS) -(GLASS BREAKING) 787 00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:10,175 Oh, my... 788 00:45:10,241 --> 00:45:12,677 -(SCREAMS) -(GLASS BREAKING) 789 00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:09,968 A right 790 00:46:10,035 --> 00:46:11,369 and then a left. 791 00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:12,804 Excellent directions. 792 00:46:53,078 --> 00:46:54,545 (WALTZ PLAYING) 793 00:47:07,392 --> 00:47:10,261 Do the antique vases in this castle belong to you? 794 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:11,329 No. 795 00:47:11,762 --> 00:47:12,830 Good. 796 00:47:13,965 --> 00:47:15,500 Who was that man? 797 00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:18,169 Someone who works for Karl. 798 00:47:18,236 --> 00:47:21,206 He's got Simone locked up like the prisoner of Zenda. 799 00:47:21,272 --> 00:47:24,042 She's all right but she's understandably upset. 800 00:47:24,109 --> 00:47:27,045 You... You must be mistaken. Not Karl. 801 00:47:27,112 --> 00:47:29,981 It's his castle and his merry men. 802 00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:32,517 Well I've got to settle this matter with Karl immediately. 803 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:36,754 If you confront Karl, then everyone will know that Jennifer is not Simone. 804 00:47:36,821 --> 00:47:39,157 I can't just leave her alone in there. 805 00:47:39,224 --> 00:47:41,859 And I'm not gonna put my wife in danger. 806 00:47:41,927 --> 00:47:44,295 But if Karl knows I'm not Simone, 807 00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:46,331 why hasn't he said anything? 808 00:47:46,397 --> 00:47:48,299 They didn't expect you to be here. 809 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:49,901 Whatever they had planned, 810 00:47:49,968 --> 00:47:51,769 you are now in the way. 811 00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:55,506 I hate being in the way. 812 00:47:55,573 --> 00:47:57,275 What do we do now? 813 00:47:57,342 --> 00:47:59,610 Well, they haven't exposed their hand, so 814 00:47:59,677 --> 00:48:02,347 we won't expose ours. 815 00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:05,450 I trust you've found your evening enjoyable. 816 00:48:05,516 --> 00:48:08,920 I can't begin to tell you what I found tonight, Karl. 817 00:48:09,988 --> 00:48:11,622 My, my... 818 00:48:11,689 --> 00:48:15,026 I'm afraid I'm exhausted from all this dancing. 819 00:48:15,793 --> 00:48:18,663 Peter, would you take me home? 820 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:21,466 I think I'll push myself off too. 821 00:48:21,532 --> 00:48:24,435 No offense folks, but the champagne and the jet-lag 822 00:48:24,502 --> 00:48:27,005 has turned my brain to mush. 823 00:48:27,072 --> 00:48:29,474 Be careful of the night air, Simone. 824 00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:31,309 You might catch your death... 825 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:33,711 of cold. 826 00:48:34,712 --> 00:48:36,614 Oh, Karl... 827 00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:40,018 You are always thinking about someone else. 828 00:48:48,826 --> 00:48:51,596 Are you going to just let her walk out of here? 829 00:48:52,363 --> 00:48:53,965 Find out who she is. 830 00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:57,202 Two Simones, 831 00:48:57,268 --> 00:48:59,304 an embarrassment of riches. 832 00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:01,939 Now our only problem is to decide... 833 00:49:02,007 --> 00:49:03,008 which one 834 00:49:03,074 --> 00:49:04,209 to kill. 835 00:49:20,025 --> 00:49:23,061 -Did anyone call? -No one. 836 00:49:23,128 --> 00:49:25,796 I'll try calling that detective agency again. 837 00:49:25,863 --> 00:49:27,565 Maybe they're open by now. 838 00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:29,800 Where could he have gone? 839 00:49:29,867 --> 00:49:32,403 I don't know, but if you want to pick up a few colorful phrases in German, 840 00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:35,440 try yelling "Freeway" in the streets of Munich at five in the morning, 841 00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:36,507 Hmm? 842 00:49:40,145 --> 00:49:42,980 You might take that beauty mark off now. 843 00:49:44,249 --> 00:49:47,218 I'm afraid I've grown attached to it. 844 00:49:47,285 --> 00:49:48,886 Well, that's nice, darling but, 845 00:49:48,953 --> 00:49:50,755 I prefer you the way you were. 846 00:49:57,162 --> 00:49:58,496 Still not in. 847 00:49:59,430 --> 00:50:00,831 Actually, I can't. 848 00:50:00,898 --> 00:50:02,333 You can't what? 849 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:03,601 Take it off. 850 00:50:08,073 --> 00:50:09,474 You see... 851 00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:11,909 I was so desperate to keep it in place last night that I... 852 00:50:11,976 --> 00:50:13,844 found some crazy-glue in a desk and I'm afraid 853 00:50:13,911 --> 00:50:15,246 I welded it on. 854 00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:18,516 Simone lives. 855 00:50:18,583 --> 00:50:20,251 Look, we all bit off 856 00:50:20,318 --> 00:50:21,852 a little more than we could chew last night. 857 00:50:21,919 --> 00:50:23,388 Peter's a nice man, 858 00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:24,822 but we didn't come all the way to Munich 859 00:50:24,889 --> 00:50:27,458 to get involved in an episode of Family Feud . 860 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:30,095 We came here to save the life of a young boy. 861 00:50:30,161 --> 00:50:33,064 But we can't just walk out on Peter. 862 00:50:33,131 --> 00:50:35,566 And I'm partially responsible for the fix he's in. 863 00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:37,168 It was my idea to go to the ball. 864 00:50:37,235 --> 00:50:38,469 You wanted to help. 865 00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:40,004 You always do. 866 00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:42,340 That's why I married you instead of Simone Grohe. 867 00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:44,075 Right now, we have two priorities. 868 00:50:44,142 --> 00:50:45,810 One to save young Max, 869 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:47,245 and the other to find Freeway. 870 00:50:47,312 --> 00:50:48,813 I'll change. 871 00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:49,980 Oh... 872 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:53,884 Poor Freeway, our little baby, 873 00:50:53,951 --> 00:50:56,821 all alone in a strange city. 874 00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:59,056 His little heart must be breaking. 875 00:51:09,834 --> 00:51:12,002 MAN: Max! Time to go! 876 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:14,272 -Max! -I'm coming! 877 00:51:16,107 --> 00:51:18,376 (BARKING) 878 00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:49,540 JENNIFER: Freeway! 879 00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:51,041 Freeway! 880 00:51:52,710 --> 00:51:54,979 Freeway, baby! Come here! 881 00:51:55,045 --> 00:51:56,080 Freeway! 882 00:51:56,147 --> 00:51:57,948 (WHISTLING) 883 00:51:58,015 --> 00:51:59,417 -Darling? -Any luck? 884 00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:01,118 No. 885 00:52:01,186 --> 00:52:02,687 Don't worry. We'll find him. 886 00:52:14,165 --> 00:52:16,100 JENNIFER: Freeway! 887 00:52:19,103 --> 00:52:21,206 Freeway! 888 00:52:21,272 --> 00:52:23,641 Jonathan! Jennifer! 889 00:52:23,708 --> 00:52:25,210 I got your message at the hotel. 890 00:52:25,276 --> 00:52:27,945 I contacted a friend who runs a dog-walking club. 891 00:52:28,012 --> 00:52:30,080 She's going to get all of her members out looking for Freeway. 892 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:32,350 Oh, Peter, that's so kind of you. 893 00:52:32,417 --> 00:52:34,219 Well, between the police, 894 00:52:34,285 --> 00:52:36,321 the private eyes, the dog-walkers and us 895 00:52:36,387 --> 00:52:38,055 it's just a matter of time. 896 00:52:38,856 --> 00:52:40,258 Speaking of the police, 897 00:52:40,325 --> 00:52:43,027 what have you decided to do about Simone? 898 00:52:43,093 --> 00:52:45,095 I didn't sleep one hour last night. 899 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:46,964 I almost called the police and then I thought 900 00:52:47,031 --> 00:52:49,500 that the local tabloids would turn this into a circus. 901 00:52:49,567 --> 00:52:50,868 Why on Earth 902 00:52:50,935 --> 00:52:52,203 would Karl kidnap her? 903 00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:54,305 What could he possibly gain by it? 904 00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:56,574 Well, he could stop the wedding. 905 00:52:56,641 --> 00:52:59,410 That would prevent you from coming into a lot of money. 906 00:52:59,477 --> 00:53:02,046 Yes, but it wouldn't become his money. 907 00:53:02,112 --> 00:53:04,582 He merely administrates the trust. 908 00:53:04,649 --> 00:53:06,384 Don't take this the wrong way, Peter. 909 00:53:07,785 --> 00:53:10,588 Maybe she wasn't kidnapped. 910 00:53:10,655 --> 00:53:12,557 Maybe they're both in on it somehow. 911 00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:14,625 If that were true, 912 00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:16,461 why would he lock her up? 913 00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:19,964 We have to find some way of getting her out of there. 914 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:24,001 Maybe we could sneak in through one of the secret passageways! 915 00:53:25,903 --> 00:53:27,838 -Secret passageways? -Sure. 916 00:53:27,905 --> 00:53:29,774 What secret passageways? 917 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:33,978 Well, don't be silly. All those old castles have secret passageways. 918 00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,780 ...In the movies. 919 00:53:35,846 --> 00:53:38,449 Well, Jennifer is due at the hospital for some tests. 920 00:53:38,516 --> 00:53:40,385 I'm afraid you'll be sedated for a couple of hours. 921 00:53:40,451 --> 00:53:42,320 We'll meet you there 922 00:53:42,387 --> 00:53:44,889 and when Jennifer's recovered, we'll all go out and visit cousin Karl, 923 00:53:44,955 --> 00:53:48,626 come clean, lay our cards on the table and demand an explanation. 924 00:53:48,693 --> 00:53:50,728 What if he denies everything? 925 00:53:50,795 --> 00:53:52,663 Simple... 926 00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:55,300 Peter and I will keep him busy while you check the secret passageway. 927 00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:59,270 (GERMAN) Auf wiedersehen. 928 00:53:59,337 --> 00:54:00,771 (GERMAN) Auf wiedersehen. 929 00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:04,742 Freeway! 930 00:54:04,809 --> 00:54:07,144 (BARK) 931 00:54:07,211 --> 00:54:10,548 They all stick together, darling. He won't tell you a thing. 932 00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,551 Let's try over there. 933 00:54:13,618 --> 00:54:15,085 We'll find him, darling. I promise 934 00:54:15,152 --> 00:54:17,221 but right now we've gotta get you to Peter's clinic. 935 00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:19,290 Oh, just for a minute. 936 00:54:19,357 --> 00:54:21,225 All right. Only just for a minute. 937 00:54:24,829 --> 00:54:26,597 He called her darling. 938 00:54:29,233 --> 00:54:31,068 They're going to Peter's clinic. 939 00:55:41,606 --> 00:55:44,274 You've heard something from that pair of dummkopfs ? 940 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:47,578 I ordered a computer search on Jonathan Hart. 941 00:55:48,045 --> 00:55:49,179 And? 942 00:55:51,081 --> 00:55:54,419 While we were busy congratulating ourselves, 943 00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:58,423 Mr. and Mrs. Hart were making utter fools of us. 944 00:55:58,489 --> 00:56:01,692 It seems Mrs. Hart is undergoing tests at Peter's clinic 945 00:56:01,759 --> 00:56:03,594 for the next few hours. 946 00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:07,331 Let's get rid of Simone. 947 00:56:07,398 --> 00:56:09,199 Call the whole thing off. 948 00:56:09,266 --> 00:56:11,736 She'll never keep her bargain anyway. 949 00:56:13,270 --> 00:56:14,905 You're right. 950 00:56:14,972 --> 00:56:18,443 She's even more untrustworthy than I am. 951 00:56:18,509 --> 00:56:22,212 But thanks to the Hart's amateur theatrics, 952 00:56:22,279 --> 00:56:23,814 I now have a choice. 953 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:24,882 (LAUGHS) 954 00:56:27,952 --> 00:56:29,687 What are you doing? 955 00:56:29,754 --> 00:56:31,856 What are you doing? 956 00:56:31,922 --> 00:56:33,958 What are you doing? 957 00:56:34,024 --> 00:56:35,325 Let go of me! 958 00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:38,796 -Pig! -Now, now, Simone. 959 00:56:38,863 --> 00:56:40,665 We're only trying to help. 960 00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:42,433 You bitch! 961 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:44,669 No! 962 00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:47,004 -No! -Just relax. 963 00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:51,141 Your long nightmare is over 964 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:56,914 and Jennifer Hart's has just begun. 965 00:57:29,647 --> 00:57:31,982 You! No dogs allowed! 966 00:57:34,852 --> 00:57:37,488 You! Dog! Come back here! 967 00:57:42,593 --> 00:57:45,262 VOICE: Dr. Gertingen 2965. 968 00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:52,670 How you doing Max? 969 00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:55,139 Okay, I guess. 970 00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:57,875 Just trying to fly through the cloud. 971 00:57:59,076 --> 00:58:00,811 It's a pretty big one, isn't it? 972 00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:04,248 Pretty big. 973 00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:06,350 Max, I need you to help me 974 00:58:06,416 --> 00:58:10,054 because I've never been through an operation like this either 975 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:13,457 and I want to be just as brave as you were yesterday. 976 00:58:13,524 --> 00:58:15,125 I'll help you, Jennifer. 977 00:58:15,192 --> 00:58:16,460 You will? 978 00:58:16,527 --> 00:58:18,462 Thank you. 979 00:58:18,529 --> 00:58:21,131 You know, we had a very close friend 980 00:58:21,198 --> 00:58:23,500 named Max. 981 00:58:23,568 --> 00:58:25,202 -You did? -Mmm-hmm. 982 00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:28,438 I met him when I was in an orphanage 983 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,940 just like you. 984 00:58:30,941 --> 00:58:32,276 -Really? -Mm-hm. 985 00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:33,477 JENNIFER: Really. 986 00:58:33,544 --> 00:58:35,846 And you remind us a lot of him. 987 00:58:35,913 --> 00:58:37,882 -I do? -Mmm-hmm. 988 00:58:37,948 --> 00:58:39,183 Why? 989 00:58:40,885 --> 00:58:42,319 Because... 990 00:58:42,386 --> 00:58:44,254 he saved my life 991 00:58:45,422 --> 00:58:47,391 but in a very different way. 992 00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:51,295 And he was... 993 00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:55,032 the bravest and the sweetest man in the world. 994 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,635 PETER: Hello? 995 00:58:59,637 --> 00:59:02,873 Dr. Detmeier, I don't believe you've met Jennifer Hart. 996 00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:05,309 Hello. 997 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:08,412 -God, that's incredible! -Yes, we know. 998 00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:09,780 Really amazing. 999 00:59:09,847 --> 00:59:13,317 Even the alignment of the front mandible. 1000 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:16,420 First thing I noticed too. 1001 00:59:16,486 --> 00:59:21,358 We'll be taking a core marrow sample from Jennifer, as well as from Maximilian. 1002 00:59:21,425 --> 00:59:26,463 We'll run them simultaneously for one final test of compatibility. 1003 00:59:26,530 --> 00:59:28,866 VOICE: Herr Schuler to physical therapy. 1004 00:59:44,481 --> 00:59:46,150 Freeway! 1005 00:59:46,884 --> 00:59:48,385 (GIGGLING) 1006 01:00:04,568 --> 01:00:06,436 (GROANING) 1007 01:00:08,138 --> 01:00:09,273 Put that on her. 1008 01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:11,275 Go find something to cover her face. 1009 01:00:18,582 --> 01:00:20,951 They boy's got to be taken to the OR right away. 1010 01:00:21,018 --> 01:00:23,020 Freeway! Quick, hide! 1011 01:00:27,892 --> 01:00:29,026 Ready, Max? 1012 01:00:29,093 --> 01:00:30,227 Ready. 1013 01:00:30,294 --> 01:00:32,329 Okay, let's go then. 1014 01:00:52,082 --> 01:00:53,684 (SIGHS) 1015 01:00:54,184 --> 01:00:56,286 Hi. 1016 01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:58,923 I'll be right here when you wake up. 1017 01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:02,459 Oh, you look more worried than I am. 1018 01:01:02,526 --> 01:01:03,861 I'm fine. 1019 01:01:06,063 --> 01:01:08,999 I've never been more proud of you 1020 01:01:09,066 --> 01:01:11,802 or more in love with you than I am right now. 1021 01:01:12,737 --> 01:01:14,138 Wow. 1022 01:01:15,572 --> 01:01:18,408 I should have done this a long time ago. 1023 01:01:38,729 --> 01:01:39,830 Psst. 1024 01:01:39,897 --> 01:01:41,398 Psst! 1025 01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:42,699 Excuse me, sir. 1026 01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:45,135 Have you seen a little dog running around? 1027 01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:46,203 What kind of a dog? 1028 01:01:46,270 --> 01:01:47,571 Many kinds, 1029 01:01:47,637 --> 01:01:49,339 about this size. 1030 01:01:50,674 --> 01:01:52,376 Where'd you see him last? 1031 01:01:52,442 --> 01:01:55,679 That little trespasser was getting on one of the elevators. 1032 01:02:10,761 --> 01:02:12,529 (KISSING SOUNDS) 1033 01:02:12,596 --> 01:02:15,399 Where are you, little dog? Come on. 1034 01:02:25,009 --> 01:02:27,111 VOICE: Frau Mueller to cardiology. 1035 01:02:37,721 --> 01:02:39,023 (BARK) 1036 01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:41,058 (BARK) 1037 01:02:45,629 --> 01:02:46,831 Freeway? 1038 01:02:46,897 --> 01:02:47,898 (WHISTLES) 1039 01:02:49,133 --> 01:02:50,334 JONATHAN: Hey! 1040 01:02:50,901 --> 01:02:52,236 Hey! 1041 01:03:00,677 --> 01:03:02,947 I'd know that cold, wet nose anywhere. 1042 01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:04,681 (BARK) 1043 01:03:04,748 --> 01:03:06,683 Save the explanations for later. 1044 01:03:18,228 --> 01:03:19,930 Now, Jennifer. 1045 01:03:20,865 --> 01:03:22,699 I see it all went well. 1046 01:03:30,975 --> 01:03:32,809 A perfect match. 1047 01:03:36,780 --> 01:03:39,083 JONATHAN: Is someone coming with a key? 1048 01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:40,851 Will you open the door? 1049 01:03:40,918 --> 01:03:42,319 Excuse me. 1050 01:03:42,386 --> 01:03:45,222 Come on! 1051 01:03:45,289 --> 01:03:47,757 Jonathan! What are you doing... What is he doing in here? 1052 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:50,794 I'm not exactly sure and he's not talking. How's Jennifer? 1053 01:03:50,861 --> 01:03:53,663 -It went beautifully.She's in recovery. -Let's go. 1054 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:18,855 You understand that Jennifer will be quite druggy for a while. 1055 01:04:20,257 --> 01:04:21,658 (BARK) 1056 01:04:21,725 --> 01:04:23,027 Freeway. 1057 01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:25,462 (BARK) 1058 01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:28,065 Freeway, will you come on? We're going to see Jennifer. 1059 01:04:31,001 --> 01:04:32,436 Freeway, come on. 1060 01:04:50,387 --> 01:04:52,022 It all went very smoothly. 1061 01:04:52,089 --> 01:04:54,091 She just needs to sleep it off. 1062 01:04:57,194 --> 01:04:58,428 (WHISPERING) Darling. 1063 01:04:58,495 --> 01:05:00,330 -I'm here. -(GROANING) 1064 01:05:03,968 --> 01:05:05,902 Would it be possible to take her back to the hotel? 1065 01:05:05,970 --> 01:05:09,273 I'm sure she'd feel more comfortable waking up there. 1066 01:05:09,339 --> 01:05:11,441 Well, it's a bit irregular 1067 01:05:11,508 --> 01:05:12,842 but I don't see why not. 1068 01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:14,544 She's in perfect health. 1069 01:05:14,611 --> 01:05:16,646 (BARKING) 1070 01:05:16,713 --> 01:05:18,915 Freeway doesn't seem to think much of that idea. 1071 01:05:18,983 --> 01:05:20,417 (BARK) 1072 01:05:20,484 --> 01:05:21,986 I don't know what's gotten into him all of the sudden. 1073 01:05:22,052 --> 01:05:24,088 (BARKING) 1074 01:05:24,154 --> 01:05:25,789 Freeway, will you pipe down? 1075 01:05:31,761 --> 01:05:33,297 (GROANING) 1076 01:05:48,045 --> 01:05:50,180 Don't try to talk, darling. 1077 01:05:50,247 --> 01:05:52,849 Everything's going to be all right. 1078 01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:54,651 -We're going home now. -Oh... 1079 01:05:54,718 --> 01:05:55,885 Come on. 1080 01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:58,188 Freeway, come on. 1081 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:56,213 Uh-oh, Toto. 1082 01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:58,348 We're not in Kansas anymore. 1083 01:07:02,819 --> 01:07:04,421 (GRUMBLING) 1084 01:07:06,956 --> 01:07:09,159 JONATHAN: Just take it easy, darling. 1085 01:07:09,226 --> 01:07:10,994 The coffee's on the way up. 1086 01:07:14,531 --> 01:07:15,899 Let me explain. 1087 01:07:15,965 --> 01:07:18,368 It all started when you called Mike Tyson a sissy. 1088 01:07:19,403 --> 01:07:20,737 (GROWLING) 1089 01:07:20,804 --> 01:07:22,706 Will you quit that, Freeway? 1090 01:07:25,675 --> 01:07:27,977 -Who? -Let me give you a hint. 1091 01:07:38,622 --> 01:07:40,190 Oh, my God. 1092 01:07:41,024 --> 01:07:44,261 (SCREAMING) 1093 01:07:47,964 --> 01:07:50,367 Houston, we have a problem. 1094 01:07:58,408 --> 01:07:59,743 Stay, Freeway. 1095 01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:17,927 Honeymoon jitters. 1096 01:08:33,410 --> 01:08:34,511 Ah! 1097 01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:35,945 Looking for a woman in pajamas? 1098 01:08:36,012 --> 01:08:38,282 -Yeah. -How could I have guessed? 1099 01:08:38,348 --> 01:08:39,649 That way. 1100 01:09:25,962 --> 01:09:27,096 Ahhh! 1101 01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:28,298 -(GRUNTS) -(GLASS BREAKING) 1102 01:09:45,114 --> 01:09:46,983 Where the hell is my wife? 1103 01:10:00,797 --> 01:10:03,633 Don't be afraid to look over the side. 1104 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:05,402 You're missing the view. 1105 01:10:05,469 --> 01:10:06,703 When my husband hears about this... 1106 01:10:06,770 --> 01:10:08,004 Your husband? 1107 01:10:08,071 --> 01:10:10,173 I'm off to see him as soon as we land. 1108 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:12,376 I intend to ask him for his cooperation 1109 01:10:12,442 --> 01:10:14,278 and I'm going to need yours too. 1110 01:10:15,078 --> 01:10:16,313 Go to hell. 1111 01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:18,415 (SCREAMING) 1112 01:10:18,482 --> 01:10:21,251 Do you know what a body looks like after it drops a thousand feet? 1113 01:10:21,318 --> 01:10:23,887 Huh? I can drop you in the water, 1114 01:10:23,953 --> 01:10:26,390 make you disappear forever, ja? 1115 01:10:26,456 --> 01:10:29,926 As far as going to hell, of this there is no doubt. 1116 01:10:31,395 --> 01:10:32,829 But... 1117 01:10:32,896 --> 01:10:34,964 only after I get 1118 01:10:35,031 --> 01:10:36,700 what I want. 1119 01:10:39,102 --> 01:10:41,438 Concierge please. 1120 01:10:41,505 --> 01:10:43,507 This is Jonathan Hart. I'll need a car right away. 1121 01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:45,375 -(KNOCK AT THE DOOR) -It's open. 1122 01:10:47,010 --> 01:10:48,077 Thank you. 1123 01:10:49,112 --> 01:10:51,381 Jonathan, this is too fantastic. 1124 01:10:51,448 --> 01:10:53,082 Do you remember when Jennifer was joking 1125 01:10:53,149 --> 01:10:54,418 about a secret passageway to the castle? 1126 01:10:54,484 --> 01:10:56,520 Well, there is one! 1127 01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:58,522 I found these old architectural drawings in the family archives... 1128 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:00,657 -There it is. -Look, don't bother. 1129 01:11:00,724 --> 01:11:03,860 We're going back to the castle all right, but we're going through the front door. 1130 01:11:07,964 --> 01:11:08,998 Jennifer. 1131 01:11:09,065 --> 01:11:10,934 I see you're feeling better. 1132 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,336 That's not Jennifer. 1133 01:11:13,337 --> 01:11:14,704 Hello, Peter. 1134 01:11:16,973 --> 01:11:18,308 Simone! 1135 01:11:21,077 --> 01:11:23,980 Are you all right? What happened? 1136 01:11:24,047 --> 01:11:25,214 Where's Jennifer? 1137 01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:26,650 Karl has her. 1138 01:11:26,716 --> 01:11:28,151 What? 1139 01:11:28,217 --> 01:11:29,986 Somehow they switched them both at the clinic. 1140 01:11:30,754 --> 01:11:33,089 What... What is going on here? 1141 01:11:33,156 --> 01:11:34,791 Tell him, Simone. 1142 01:11:34,858 --> 01:11:36,626 It's time you told him everything. 1143 01:11:42,399 --> 01:11:44,067 I love you, Peter. 1144 01:11:45,402 --> 01:11:49,506 That is why what I'm going to say is so much more difficult. 1145 01:11:51,074 --> 01:11:52,642 When... 1146 01:11:52,709 --> 01:11:55,178 Karl found me in Provence, 1147 01:11:55,244 --> 01:11:57,381 I was in trouble. 1148 01:11:57,447 --> 01:11:59,549 I was broke. 1149 01:11:59,616 --> 01:12:02,085 I was once in prison for fraud. 1150 01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:06,823 Karl offered me an arrangement. 1151 01:12:06,890 --> 01:12:08,458 An... an arrangement? 1152 01:12:09,526 --> 01:12:11,260 I was supposed to come here, 1153 01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:13,963 make you fall in love with me and marry you. 1154 01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:16,332 But I had to sign a contract 1155 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,234 that if anything happened to you, 1156 01:12:18,301 --> 01:12:21,237 all my inheritance would go to Karl. 1157 01:12:21,304 --> 01:12:23,473 Your inheritance? 1158 01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:26,009 He was going to pay me five million dollars. 1159 01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:27,877 I don't understand. 1160 01:12:27,944 --> 01:12:30,313 If you inherit money from me... 1161 01:12:30,947 --> 01:12:33,483 you'd be dead. 1162 01:12:33,550 --> 01:12:36,853 Probably killed in some accident that Karl arranged. 1163 01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:40,457 I'm sure he'd volunteer to deliver the eulogy at your funeral. 1164 01:12:42,726 --> 01:12:44,661 Oh, my God, Simone. 1165 01:12:44,728 --> 01:12:46,162 Peter... 1166 01:12:46,229 --> 01:12:49,766 I didn't realize what Karl was going to do. 1167 01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:52,035 Or maybe I didn't want to realize it. 1168 01:12:52,101 --> 01:12:56,005 And I didn't know you. I didn't care for you. 1169 01:12:56,072 --> 01:12:58,942 But... then I met you 1170 01:12:59,008 --> 01:13:01,878 and I fell in love with you, Peter. I really did. 1171 01:13:05,114 --> 01:13:07,717 I told Karl I couldn't go through with it. 1172 01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:11,054 Do you love me now? 1173 01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:12,922 Oh, Peter... 1174 01:13:12,989 --> 01:13:14,524 I'll only cause you trouble. 1175 01:13:14,591 --> 01:13:16,860 That's not what I asked! 1176 01:13:16,926 --> 01:13:18,895 (PHONE RINGING) 1177 01:13:21,998 --> 01:13:23,066 Yes. 1178 01:13:25,769 --> 01:13:27,136 I'll be right down. 1179 01:13:28,337 --> 01:13:30,273 That's Karl. He's in the bar. 1180 01:13:50,226 --> 01:13:52,829 I believe my friend is a connoisseur of... 1181 01:13:52,896 --> 01:13:54,631 beer? 1182 01:13:54,698 --> 01:13:56,232 Nothing, thank you. 1183 01:14:03,907 --> 01:14:05,909 Before you say a word, 1184 01:14:07,877 --> 01:14:10,747 if you've done anything to harm my wife, 1185 01:14:10,814 --> 01:14:12,516 you know I'll kill you. 1186 01:14:14,984 --> 01:14:16,319 Jonathan... 1187 01:14:16,385 --> 01:14:19,055 Such needless animosity. 1188 01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:21,491 We each have problems. I thought we could work 1189 01:14:21,558 --> 01:14:23,426 together to solve them. 1190 01:14:24,728 --> 01:14:26,295 Spit it out, Karl. 1191 01:14:28,064 --> 01:14:29,365 All right. 1192 01:14:31,434 --> 01:14:33,670 When I first went to France 1193 01:14:33,737 --> 01:14:36,205 to find this Simone Grohe, 1194 01:14:36,272 --> 01:14:38,542 I discovered she was a hustler, 1195 01:14:40,109 --> 01:14:43,179 specializing in defrauding wealthy men. 1196 01:14:44,914 --> 01:14:46,349 First I... 1197 01:14:46,415 --> 01:14:47,717 I didn't even want to 1198 01:14:47,784 --> 01:14:50,119 tell Peter she existed. 1199 01:14:51,287 --> 01:14:53,823 I have a deep affection for my cousin. 1200 01:14:54,624 --> 01:14:57,193 I didn't want to see him hurt. 1201 01:14:57,260 --> 01:14:59,395 There's a violinist playing outside. 1202 01:14:59,462 --> 01:15:02,098 Perhaps I could arrange for him to stand behind you. 1203 01:15:04,734 --> 01:15:06,570 The deal I struck 1204 01:15:06,636 --> 01:15:10,373 with Simone was for Peter's own protection. 1205 01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:13,777 She's a common criminal. I couldn't let her get her hands on all that money. 1206 01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:17,480 The temptation for her to do something harmful to Peter would be too powerful. 1207 01:15:17,547 --> 01:15:18,548 Ja? 1208 01:15:18,615 --> 01:15:20,817 Let me get this straight. 1209 01:15:20,884 --> 01:15:22,752 She's the potential killer? 1210 01:15:24,654 --> 01:15:28,558 I constructed what I thought was a fool-proof agreement. 1211 01:15:28,625 --> 01:15:31,194 If the marriage was happy, 1212 01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:33,830 well, all well and good. 1213 01:15:33,897 --> 01:15:36,365 But if something happened to Peter, 1214 01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:38,467 his money 1215 01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:40,503 would never be her money. 1216 01:15:41,204 --> 01:15:43,439 No, it would be yours. 1217 01:15:43,506 --> 01:15:45,341 That is convenient, isn't it? 1218 01:15:48,211 --> 01:15:51,214 I have looked after this inheritance for decades. 1219 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:52,816 I have guarded Peter's interest. 1220 01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:55,284 I have catered to his whims. Do you think I'm going to let some... 1221 01:15:55,351 --> 01:15:58,622 two-bit fortune-hunter destroy all this? Do you? 1222 01:15:58,688 --> 01:16:02,025 I don't believe a word you've said, Karl. 1223 01:16:02,091 --> 01:16:04,160 And I don't give a damn what the hell happens to you. 1224 01:16:04,227 --> 01:16:06,062 I want my wife back. 1225 01:16:06,529 --> 01:16:07,697 Now. 1226 01:16:09,599 --> 01:16:11,901 I do not know where she is. 1227 01:16:13,937 --> 01:16:15,672 Then you're a dead man. 1228 01:16:17,807 --> 01:16:22,211 Somehow I have the high confidence... 1229 01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:26,149 that you will find her safe and unharmed... 1230 01:16:34,023 --> 01:16:36,860 As soon as the wedding of Peter 1231 01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:38,194 and Simone 1232 01:16:38,261 --> 01:16:39,763 is consummated. 1233 01:16:40,964 --> 01:16:41,965 Ja? 1234 01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:46,502 Peter is in love. You don't have to convince him. 1235 01:16:47,470 --> 01:16:50,239 And as far as Simone in concerned... 1236 01:16:50,306 --> 01:16:53,542 I think someone as successful as you are 1237 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:56,913 can be quite persuasive when properly 1238 01:16:56,980 --> 01:16:58,514 motivated. 1239 01:16:59,883 --> 01:17:01,017 So... 1240 01:17:01,084 --> 01:17:05,521 I have saved a seat of honor for you at the wedding. 1241 01:17:09,693 --> 01:17:11,260 Please 1242 01:17:11,327 --> 01:17:13,162 do not disappoint me. 1243 01:17:19,035 --> 01:17:20,436 Or Jennifer. 1244 01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:30,446 Auf Wiedersehen. 1245 01:17:51,868 --> 01:17:54,938 PETER: I know this is the right place. It's the east side of the castle. 1246 01:17:58,775 --> 01:18:01,077 I mean, it's got to be here somewhere. 1247 01:18:08,785 --> 01:18:10,019 There it is. 1248 01:18:25,601 --> 01:18:28,037 The Donner family must have put on a few pounds over the years. 1249 01:18:28,104 --> 01:18:30,206 I can't get through there. Neither can you. 1250 01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:33,109 I can. 1251 01:18:33,176 --> 01:18:35,344 Darling, you can't go back in there. 1252 01:18:35,411 --> 01:18:38,014 Besides, according to the plans, there are several exits inside the castle. 1253 01:18:38,081 --> 01:18:40,149 If you choose the wrong one... 1254 01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:42,285 I know where they kept me. 1255 01:18:42,351 --> 01:18:44,620 I will try there first. 1256 01:18:53,562 --> 01:18:55,799 I hope there are no spiders. 1257 01:18:57,233 --> 01:18:58,935 I hate spiders. 1258 01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:04,640 Lucky for us, there's no spiders in Germany. 1259 01:19:04,707 --> 01:19:05,942 What are you talking about? 1260 01:19:06,009 --> 01:19:07,643 Of course there are spiders in Germany. 1261 01:19:08,812 --> 01:19:10,113 Just checking. 1262 01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:52,856 Wow! 1263 01:19:54,123 --> 01:19:55,191 It's... 1264 01:19:55,992 --> 01:19:57,360 amazing! 1265 01:19:58,161 --> 01:19:59,996 Fantastic! 1266 01:20:00,763 --> 01:20:01,931 (GASPS) 1267 01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:04,633 Can you open that again? 1268 01:20:04,700 --> 01:20:06,235 I think so. 1269 01:20:06,302 --> 01:20:09,005 The control is behind the Shakespeare. 1270 01:20:09,072 --> 01:20:10,139 Shakespeare. 1271 01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:11,975 Shakespeare. 1272 01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:17,613 There is no Shakespeare! 1273 01:20:18,114 --> 01:20:19,415 What? 1274 01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:29,825 MAN: They... 1275 01:20:29,893 --> 01:20:31,494 multiplied... 1276 01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:32,795 like rabbits! 1277 01:20:34,063 --> 01:20:36,299 It's no use, Simone. 1278 01:20:36,365 --> 01:20:39,468 Just get into that wedding dress and no one will get hurt. 1279 01:20:39,535 --> 01:20:41,637 Which one of us are you talking to? 1280 01:20:42,405 --> 01:20:44,140 Yes... 1281 01:20:44,207 --> 01:20:46,442 Which one of us are you talking to? 1282 01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:50,646 Very clever. 1283 01:20:53,249 --> 01:20:57,186 But you've forgotten one important detail, Mrs. Hart. 1284 01:20:57,253 --> 01:21:00,056 On your photograph, there was no beauty mark. 1285 01:21:01,557 --> 01:21:02,691 Ow! 1286 01:21:04,193 --> 01:21:05,794 Sorry, Simone. 1287 01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:12,801 Nice try, 1288 01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:13,970 Mrs. Hart. 1289 01:21:15,538 --> 01:21:17,706 Now get into that dress. 1290 01:21:18,841 --> 01:21:20,643 Mrs. Hart's life depends on it. 1291 01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:21,810 I'll be back. 1292 01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:27,550 No one ever knew that wasn't real? 1293 01:21:27,616 --> 01:21:29,418 No one ever asked. 1294 01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:53,876 Aunt Edna, how beautiful, sehr schoen ... Heinrich! 1295 01:21:53,943 --> 01:21:56,245 Why you don't take Aunt Edna for a glass of champagne? 1296 01:21:56,312 --> 01:21:58,814 Beautiful hat. Hurry, take her quick. 1297 01:21:59,682 --> 01:22:02,418 I have a little news for you. 1298 01:22:02,485 --> 01:22:04,887 Simone looks stunning in her wedding dress 1299 01:22:04,954 --> 01:22:08,024 and by the way, Mrs. Hart thinks so too. 1300 01:22:10,393 --> 01:22:12,495 And another for me! 1301 01:22:22,938 --> 01:22:25,941 How prompt you are, Mr. Hart. 1302 01:22:26,009 --> 01:22:27,776 I wouldn't miss it for the world if it means 1303 01:22:27,843 --> 01:22:29,278 getting Jennifer back. 1304 01:22:29,345 --> 01:22:33,616 You remember the other day you advised me to diversify? 1305 01:22:33,682 --> 01:22:35,451 Quite prophetic, Mr. Hart. 1306 01:22:35,518 --> 01:22:37,453 I am now holding both women. 1307 01:22:38,121 --> 01:22:40,123 Don't worry, Mr. Hart. 1308 01:22:40,189 --> 01:22:42,891 I have found the real Simone. 1309 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,693 And if things continue to go smoothly, 1310 01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:46,729 without interference, 1311 01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:48,797 you will find the real Jennifer. 1312 01:22:54,037 --> 01:22:55,771 Nice day for a wedding. 1313 01:23:03,112 --> 01:23:05,514 Well, we tried. 1314 01:23:05,581 --> 01:23:08,117 If you wouldn't mind, Jonathan... 1315 01:23:08,184 --> 01:23:10,786 now more than ever, I need a best man. 1316 01:23:18,394 --> 01:23:20,029 Pretty as a picture. 1317 01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:28,471 You're about to become a very wealthy woman... 1318 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:30,106 for a while. 1319 01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:32,675 Take her downstairs. 1320 01:23:32,741 --> 01:23:34,910 I have some business to conduct 1321 01:23:34,977 --> 01:23:36,145 with Mrs. Hart. 1322 01:23:55,398 --> 01:23:58,301 (CHURCH ORGAN PLAYING) 1323 01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:03,672 (CLEARS THROAT) 1324 01:24:25,128 --> 01:24:26,429 Dearly beloved. 1325 01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:29,532 We are gathered here... 1326 01:24:30,599 --> 01:24:32,968 to join these two people 1327 01:24:33,035 --> 01:24:35,738 in holy, wedded matrimony. 1328 01:24:37,873 --> 01:24:40,042 I'm truly sorry about all this, 1329 01:24:40,609 --> 01:24:42,478 Mrs. Hart. 1330 01:24:42,545 --> 01:24:45,381 If only you hadn't tried to interfere. 1331 01:24:47,150 --> 01:24:48,884 Elsa... 1332 01:24:48,951 --> 01:24:51,520 you are making a terrible mistake. 1333 01:24:53,556 --> 01:24:55,524 Karl will be furious! 1334 01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:57,426 Will you stop that fake accent? 1335 01:24:58,894 --> 01:25:00,763 You final words... 1336 01:25:00,829 --> 01:25:02,498 should be in your own voice. 1337 01:25:03,332 --> 01:25:04,700 Elsa! 1338 01:25:04,767 --> 01:25:06,802 When we first met, you... 1339 01:25:06,869 --> 01:25:09,071 you were wearing a scarf that was given to you 1340 01:25:09,138 --> 01:25:10,673 by your grandmother. 1341 01:25:10,739 --> 01:25:13,008 We went to lunch at the Extra Black. 1342 01:25:13,075 --> 01:25:14,443 You were very sick. 1343 01:25:15,278 --> 01:25:17,313 Listen to me, Elsa! 1344 01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:21,217 Right now, downstairs, Peter is marrying Jennifer Hart. 1345 01:25:22,885 --> 01:25:24,153 (BULLET WHIZZING BY) 1346 01:25:29,425 --> 01:25:31,126 ELSA: Help me! 1347 01:25:31,194 --> 01:25:32,661 Help me! 1348 01:25:34,363 --> 01:25:35,764 No! Leave me! 1349 01:25:35,831 --> 01:25:37,800 Find her! Kill her! 1350 01:25:49,712 --> 01:25:51,947 If there is anyone here... 1351 01:25:52,014 --> 01:25:55,083 who has just cause as to why these two people 1352 01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:57,553 should not be bound together 1353 01:25:57,620 --> 01:25:58,854 in holy matrimony 1354 01:25:58,921 --> 01:26:00,556 let them speak now 1355 01:26:00,623 --> 01:26:03,091 or forever hold their peace. 1356 01:26:18,807 --> 01:26:20,743 Well, I object. 1357 01:26:20,809 --> 01:26:22,278 (CROWD CLAMORING) 1358 01:26:24,247 --> 01:26:26,749 I cannot marry this man 1359 01:26:27,783 --> 01:26:29,352 because I'm already married 1360 01:26:30,519 --> 01:26:31,620 to this man. 1361 01:26:33,656 --> 01:26:34,957 (SCREAMING) 1362 01:26:35,023 --> 01:26:36,124 Peter! 1363 01:26:36,191 --> 01:26:37,192 Peter! 1364 01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:38,527 (GUNSHOT) 1365 01:26:50,906 --> 01:26:52,808 Help! Help! 1366 01:26:57,580 --> 01:26:59,682 I'll never forget you. 1367 01:27:02,818 --> 01:27:04,320 I'll be right back. 1368 01:27:04,387 --> 01:27:05,454 Me too. 1369 01:27:17,533 --> 01:27:18,934 Mr. Hart! 1370 01:27:19,001 --> 01:27:20,903 Prepare to defend yourself! 1371 01:27:54,169 --> 01:27:56,004 Damn it! Dummkopf . 1372 01:27:56,071 --> 01:27:57,172 Aunt Edna! 1373 01:27:59,174 --> 01:28:00,208 You? 1374 01:28:01,577 --> 01:28:02,678 Uh-huh. 1375 01:28:02,745 --> 01:28:04,413 Atta way, Rocky. 1376 01:28:04,780 --> 01:28:06,148 Hmm... 1377 01:28:06,214 --> 01:28:08,817 Now let me see, the face is familiar. 1378 01:28:08,884 --> 01:28:10,686 Let me figure this out. 1379 01:28:10,753 --> 01:28:12,388 Scaramouch? 1380 01:28:12,455 --> 01:28:14,056 Zorro? 1381 01:28:14,122 --> 01:28:15,858 Speaking of familiar faces, 1382 01:28:15,924 --> 01:28:18,527 how are we gonna get rid of that beauty mark? 1383 01:28:18,594 --> 01:28:20,563 (CHUCKLING) 1384 01:28:20,629 --> 01:28:24,533 Just show me to a hot tub and some clean sheets and you can figure it out. 1385 01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:25,601 Hmm... 1386 01:28:27,870 --> 01:28:28,971 (GIGGLING) 1387 01:28:33,376 --> 01:28:35,578 PRIEST: If there's anyone here... 1388 01:28:35,644 --> 01:28:38,881 who has just cause as to why these people 1389 01:28:38,947 --> 01:28:40,282 should not be bound 1390 01:28:40,349 --> 01:28:41,950 in holy matrimony, 1391 01:28:42,017 --> 01:28:43,486 let them speak now 1392 01:28:44,152 --> 01:28:45,488 or forever 1393 01:28:45,554 --> 01:28:46,989 hold their peace. 1394 01:28:55,263 --> 01:28:57,132 Why is everyone looking at me? 1395 01:29:00,068 --> 01:29:01,470 I now pronounce you... 1396 01:29:02,237 --> 01:29:04,607 husbands and wives. 1397 01:29:05,508 --> 01:29:06,509 Yes! 1398 01:29:13,816 --> 01:29:14,817 (BARK) 1399 01:29:15,784 --> 01:29:17,052 MAX: Jennifer? 1400 01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:19,021 Yes, Max? 1401 01:29:19,087 --> 01:29:21,524 I told you you were gonna save my life. 1402 01:29:21,590 --> 01:29:24,493 Yes, we're going to take very good care of that life. 1403 01:29:28,664 --> 01:29:30,165 Mrs. Strauss... 1404 01:29:32,300 --> 01:29:34,069 Another Freeway! 1405 01:29:39,775 --> 01:29:42,978 We thought you needed a permanent copilot. 1406 01:29:43,045 --> 01:29:44,547 Oh, wow! 1407 01:29:56,859 --> 01:29:59,161 Well, Peter, it's been an experience. 1408 01:30:00,162 --> 01:30:01,296 Simone... 1409 01:30:05,033 --> 01:30:07,302 I feel as if I'm saying goodbye to myself. 1410 01:30:07,369 --> 01:30:10,906 If it had to be someone, Jennifer, I'm glad it was you. 1411 01:30:10,973 --> 01:30:12,040 Thank you. 1412 01:30:18,481 --> 01:30:19,915 Amazing. 1413 01:30:19,982 --> 01:30:20,983 (LAUGHS) 1414 01:30:22,485 --> 01:30:24,953 That must be the car to take us to the airport. 1415 01:30:33,161 --> 01:30:35,097 (WITH A EUROPEAN ACCENT) Mr. and Mrs. Hart... 1416 01:30:35,163 --> 01:30:39,101 You're in plenty of time to get to the airport before your plane leaves. 1417 01:30:39,167 --> 01:30:40,669 (WHINING) 1418 01:30:43,472 --> 01:30:44,940 Was ist los? 1419 01:30:45,007 --> 01:30:46,074 Los? 1420 01:30:46,742 --> 01:30:47,876 Nothing. 1421 01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:51,379 You know... 1422 01:30:51,446 --> 01:30:53,215 It's such a nice day. 1423 01:30:53,281 --> 01:30:56,018 Why don't we just walk to the airport? 1424 01:30:59,387 --> 01:31:00,989 What a good idea, darling. 1425 01:31:03,158 --> 01:31:04,793 I'm right behind you, 1426 01:31:04,860 --> 01:31:06,194 all the way. 91319