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That's Okay. 18 00:00:33,890 --> 00:00:39,529 A-Are You Sunburned, Or Are 19 00:00:35,725 --> 00:00:40,897 You -- Are You Always This Hot? 20 00:00:37,860 --> 00:00:43,031 Tsss! 21 00:00:39,595 --> 00:00:45,735 Oh. This One's Good. 22 00:00:40,964 --> 00:00:47,704 I Wish You Were A Dsl So I Could 23 00:00:43,098 --> 00:00:49,638 Have High-Speed Access. 24 00:00:45,802 --> 00:00:52,842 Yeah. Thought Of That One. 25 00:00:47,771 --> 00:00:55,445 All Right. 26 00:00:49,705 --> 00:00:55,477 >> All: D-R-A-G-O-N-S! 27 00:00:52,909 --> 00:00:58,481 Go, Dragons, Go! 28 00:00:55,544 --> 00:01:00,382 Whoo! 29 00:00:58,547 --> 00:01:01,516 >> Okay, Now, That Was 30 00:01:00,449 --> 00:01:03,785 Unnecessary. 31 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:05,088 Hey. Dirt Girl. 32 00:01:02,885 --> 00:01:06,121 See That Trash? 33 00:01:03,853 --> 00:01:06,922 You Need To Pick It Up. 34 00:01:05,154 --> 00:01:07,823 >> Do You Believe In Love 35 00:01:06,189 --> 00:01:10,460 At First Sight... 36 00:01:06,990 --> 00:01:11,360 [ Chuckles ] 37 00:01:07,891 --> 00:01:12,494 ...Or Should I Just Walk By 38 00:01:10,526 --> 00:01:13,895 Again? 39 00:01:11,428 --> 00:01:15,465 [ Laughs ] 40 00:01:12,562 --> 00:01:15,765 Is There An Airport Nearby, Or 41 00:01:13,963 --> 00:01:16,766 Is That Just My Heart Taking 42 00:01:15,532 --> 00:01:19,000 Off? 43 00:01:15,832 --> 00:01:20,068 Are You From Tennessee? 44 00:01:16,832 --> 00:01:20,969 Because You're The Only Ten 45 00:01:19,068 --> 00:01:22,038 That I See. 46 00:01:20,136 --> 00:01:22,505 >> Ugh. 47 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:24,907 >> Do You Have A Raisin? 48 00:01:22,104 --> 00:01:26,975 No? 49 00:01:22,571 --> 00:01:28,811 How 'Bout A Date? 50 00:01:24,973 --> 00:01:29,711 Your Name Must Be Lucky Charms, 51 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:30,446 Because You Are Magically 52 00:01:28,877 --> 00:01:32,415 Delicious. 53 00:01:29,779 --> 00:01:33,816 [ Chuckles ] 54 00:01:30,513 --> 00:01:35,517 I Do Like Lucky Charms. 55 00:01:32,481 --> 00:01:35,550 I-I Really Hope You Have A 56 00:01:33,883 --> 00:01:37,420 License, Because You're Driving 57 00:01:35,618 --> 00:01:38,086 Me Crazy. 58 00:01:37,487 --> 00:01:39,488 Oh! Oh!Y. 59 00:01:38,154 --> 00:01:40,589 Did You Fart? 60 00:01:39,556 --> 00:01:42,759 Because You Blow Me Away. 61 00:01:40,657 --> 00:01:42,759 [ Blows ] 62 00:01:59,074 --> 00:02:02,010 [ Car Horn Blares ] 63 00:02:00,175 --> 00:02:03,612 >> Hey! 64 00:02:00,809 --> 00:02:04,781 Out Of The Way, Dork Face. 65 00:02:02,077 --> 00:02:06,615 And Have My Friggin' Homework 66 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:06,616 Done By Second Period. 67 00:02:04,847 --> 00:02:06,615 Peace. 68 00:02:17,826 --> 00:02:21,196 >> She's The Most Hottest Babe 69 00:02:19,162 --> 00:02:21,730 In Our Class. 70 00:02:19,928 --> 00:02:23,565 >> She Has Been Since The Eighth 71 00:02:21,264 --> 00:02:25,100 Grade. 72 00:02:21,797 --> 00:02:26,936 >> She's Hotter Than The Center 73 00:02:23,633 --> 00:02:28,871 Of The Most Glorious Firework 74 00:02:25,168 --> 00:02:30,139 Exploding In The 4TH Of July 75 00:02:27,003 --> 00:02:31,140 Night Sky. 76 00:02:28,938 --> 00:02:32,475 >> Come Find Me. 77 00:02:30,206 --> 00:02:33,543 Yo! 78 00:02:31,206 --> 00:02:33,875 >> Look, Dude, Clark's Gone. 79 00:02:32,541 --> 00:02:35,144 Now's The Perfect Time To Talk 80 00:02:33,610 --> 00:02:37,013 To Her. 81 00:02:33,943 --> 00:02:37,013 >> Are You Crazy? 82 00:02:35,211 --> 00:02:37,013 He'll Smash Me. 83 00:02:39,982 --> 00:02:44,087 >> Look, Now's Your Chance. 84 00:02:40,950 --> 00:02:44,087 You Can Do It. 85 00:02:42,519 --> 00:02:44,087 Carrie! 86 00:02:46,556 --> 00:02:52,228 >> What? 87 00:02:48,023 --> 00:02:53,195 >> I'm Payton. 88 00:02:50,259 --> 00:02:54,630 I've Always Been A Dork. 89 00:02:52,361 --> 00:02:55,731 I've Always Been More 90 00:02:53,329 --> 00:02:56,998 Interested In Comic Books Than 91 00:02:54,763 --> 00:02:58,234 In Sports. 92 00:02:55,863 --> 00:02:59,201 And Despite How Hard My Dad 93 00:02:57,132 --> 00:02:59,936 Tried To Make Me One, I've 94 00:02:58,367 --> 00:03:01,637 Never Been A Jock. 95 00:02:59,269 --> 00:03:03,039 Ow. Ow. 96 00:03:00,069 --> 00:03:04,140 My Comic Book Starts Here. 97 00:03:01,770 --> 00:03:06,041 See That Handsome Devil? 98 00:03:03,171 --> 00:03:07,742 Yeah, That's Me. 99 00:03:04,206 --> 00:03:09,211 And Next To Me, That's The Girl 100 00:03:06,175 --> 00:03:10,980 I'm Gonna Marry Someday -- 101 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:12,849 Carrie Smith. 102 00:03:09,344 --> 00:03:14,783 She Was Perfect -- 103 00:03:11,046 --> 00:03:17,186 The Mary Jane To My Spider-Man, 104 00:03:12,915 --> 00:03:18,253 The Lois Lane To My Clark Kent, 105 00:03:14,916 --> 00:03:19,521 The Princess To My Mario. 106 00:03:17,319 --> 00:03:21,657 Of Course, There's Always 107 00:03:18,386 --> 00:03:22,958 Something In The Way, Some 108 00:03:19,588 --> 00:03:24,526 Thing Called Clark Hayes. 109 00:03:21,789 --> 00:03:25,994 He Was Bigger Than Me And 110 00:03:23,092 --> 00:03:27,597 Better-Looking Than Me -- In 111 00:03:24,659 --> 00:03:28,930 The Traditional, Handsome Sort 112 00:03:26,128 --> 00:03:30,565 Of Way, If You're Into That. 113 00:03:27,730 --> 00:03:31,901 If I'm Gonna Defeat Him And 114 00:03:28,998 --> 00:03:33,202 Make Senior Year Different Than 115 00:03:30,699 --> 00:03:34,871 Every Other Year, I'm Gonna 116 00:03:32,033 --> 00:03:36,838 Have To Become A Superhero. 117 00:03:33,269 --> 00:03:38,273 I Need The Amazing, Incredible, 118 00:03:35,004 --> 00:03:40,042 Extraordinary Power To... 119 00:03:36,972 --> 00:03:41,777 Talk To Her. 120 00:03:38,341 --> 00:03:43,678 Your Hair! 121 00:03:40,109 --> 00:03:45,547 >> My Hair? 122 00:03:41,843 --> 00:03:46,214 >> Your Light Looks Very 123 00:03:43,746 --> 00:03:47,617 Beautiful In That Hair. 124 00:03:45,615 --> 00:03:49,284 >> What? 125 00:03:46,282 --> 00:03:51,187 >> No. 126 00:03:47,683 --> 00:03:53,188 That's Really Wrong. 127 00:03:49,351 --> 00:03:54,056 Y-Your Hair Is, Uh... 128 00:03:51,254 --> 00:03:55,157 Oh. 129 00:03:53,255 --> 00:03:56,725 >> [ Sighs ] 130 00:03:54,188 --> 00:03:58,193 Here We Go Again. 131 00:03:55,289 --> 00:03:58,827 It's Like Every Year, He 132 00:03:56,859 --> 00:03:59,795 Forgets I'm A Cheerleader. 133 00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:00,729 >> Ew. Gross. 134 00:03:58,895 --> 00:04:01,664 >> He's Been Trying To Get Into 135 00:03:59,927 --> 00:04:03,032 My Panties Since They Were 136 00:04:00,862 --> 00:04:04,165 Diapers. 137 00:04:01,730 --> 00:04:05,767 Can't He See The Uniform That I 138 00:04:03,164 --> 00:04:07,235 Wear Every Day? 139 00:04:04,299 --> 00:04:08,069 It Means "Keep Off." 140 00:04:05,901 --> 00:04:10,238 Unless You're A Jock Or 141 00:04:07,368 --> 00:04:11,841 Iron Man. 142 00:04:08,202 --> 00:04:13,742 He's So Hot. 143 00:04:10,306 --> 00:04:14,210 >> No! Wait! Carrie! 144 00:04:11,908 --> 00:04:16,079 That's...Not What I Meant. 145 00:04:13,809 --> 00:04:16,079 >> [ Gasps ] 146 00:04:14,277 --> 00:04:16,079 >> Oh! 147 00:04:20,749 --> 00:04:22,519 [ Laughter ] 148 00:04:27,357 --> 00:04:31,895 >> You... 149 00:04:28,691 --> 00:04:31,895 You Are Not Gonna Ruin Senior 150 00:04:30,259 --> 00:04:31,895 Year For Me! 151 00:04:33,997 --> 00:04:40,136 [ Scoffs ] 152 00:04:35,831 --> 00:04:41,736 [ Whimpers ] 153 00:04:38,934 --> 00:04:42,004 >> Five Minutes In, And I've 154 00:04:40,203 --> 00:04:43,706 Already Managed To Screw Things 155 00:04:41,804 --> 00:04:45,207 Up! 156 00:04:42,071 --> 00:04:48,277 >> Cupcakes Were My Surefire Way 157 00:04:43,773 --> 00:04:50,046 To Win Over The Teachers. 158 00:04:45,273 --> 00:04:51,980 Operation Brownnose Is A Fail! 159 00:04:48,343 --> 00:04:53,315 >> Good Cupcakes, Though. 160 00:04:50,112 --> 00:04:54,016 >> Chocolate -- My Favorite. 161 00:04:52,047 --> 00:04:55,718 >> W-Where'd You -- 162 00:04:53,382 --> 00:04:56,051 >> Mm. 163 00:04:54,083 --> 00:04:57,954 >> Did Y-- Did You Just Get 164 00:04:55,785 --> 00:04:57,954 That...? 165 00:04:56,119 --> 00:04:57,954 >> What? 166 00:05:01,057 --> 00:05:07,663 >> Come On. 167 00:05:02,692 --> 00:05:10,365 [ School Bell Rings ] 168 00:05:06,194 --> 00:05:11,733 >> Where's That Nerd Girl With 169 00:05:07,730 --> 00:05:13,235 My Cupcake? 170 00:05:10,432 --> 00:05:15,103 Hello? 171 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:16,305 >> All Right, Boys, Come On. 172 00:05:13,302 --> 00:05:17,340 Shake A Leg. Let's Go. 173 00:05:15,170 --> 00:05:18,773 Payton, Come On. Get Dressed. 174 00:05:16,372 --> 00:05:21,143 Wrestling Starts Today. 175 00:05:17,406 --> 00:05:24,613 >> I Don't Think That's A Good 176 00:05:18,841 --> 00:05:26,316 Idea. 177 00:05:21,209 --> 00:05:26,315 [ Sighs ] 178 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,315 >> [ Sighs ] 179 00:05:28,718 --> 00:05:35,057 What Now, Payton? 180 00:05:30,218 --> 00:05:36,692 >> Every Time We Wrestle In Gym 181 00:05:31,821 --> 00:05:37,126 Class, I Get A Bloody Nose. 182 00:05:35,124 --> 00:05:38,160 >> I Think You're Exaggerating, 183 00:05:36,759 --> 00:05:39,362 Payton. 184 00:05:37,192 --> 00:05:39,995 >> No. No, I'm Not. 185 00:05:38,227 --> 00:05:41,230 I Keep Track Of It In My 186 00:05:39,429 --> 00:05:42,732 Journal. 187 00:05:40,062 --> 00:05:43,264 >> [ Chuckling ] Journal? 188 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:44,133 >> No One Keeps A Journal. 189 00:05:42,798 --> 00:05:44,933 >> Let's Go. 190 00:05:43,331 --> 00:05:47,135 Come On. Come On. 191 00:05:44,199 --> 00:05:48,269 In The Office. 192 00:05:45,001 --> 00:05:50,373 In The Office. Let's Go. 193 00:05:47,203 --> 00:05:53,776 Come On! Get Ready! 194 00:05:48,336 --> 00:05:53,776 Son, Son, Son. 195 00:05:50,439 --> 00:05:53,776 >> Dad...Dad...Dad. 196 00:05:57,846 --> 00:06:03,652 >> Payton, What Have I Always 197 00:05:58,915 --> 00:06:04,886 Said? 198 00:06:01,350 --> 00:06:06,155 Men Don't... 199 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,289 >> Cry, Pee Sitting Down, Ask 200 00:06:04,954 --> 00:06:08,723 For Directions, Talk About Your 201 00:06:06,221 --> 00:06:10,058 Feelings, Talk About Your 202 00:06:07,355 --> 00:06:11,326 Weight, Shave Your Pubic Hair, 203 00:06:08,790 --> 00:06:12,827 Drive A Miata, Cuddle After Sex, 204 00:06:10,126 --> 00:06:15,998 Own A Pug, Wear Pink, Think The 205 00:06:11,394 --> 00:06:17,667 Packers Are A Real Team, Listen 206 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:20,769 To Show Tunes, And... 207 00:06:16,064 --> 00:06:23,872 Wipe More Than Once. 208 00:06:17,733 --> 00:06:25,373 Done. 209 00:06:20,836 --> 00:06:27,809 >> Men...Don't Talk About 210 00:06:23,939 --> 00:06:30,345 Journals... 211 00:06:25,441 --> 00:06:32,848 AROUND OTHER MEN. 212 00:06:27,877 --> 00:06:34,182 >> No, You Never Told Me That. 213 00:06:30,413 --> 00:06:36,184 >> It's Understood! 214 00:06:32,915 --> 00:06:36,718 You Don't Have To Say It! 215 00:06:34,249 --> 00:06:37,353 It's Implied! 216 00:06:36,252 --> 00:06:37,920 Come On. 217 00:06:36,785 --> 00:06:38,887 Get Dressed For Wrestling. 218 00:06:37,420 --> 00:06:40,189 Let's Go. 219 00:06:37,987 --> 00:06:41,424 >> Dad. 220 00:06:38,954 --> 00:06:44,426 Bloody Nose. 221 00:06:40,256 --> 00:06:45,861 >> Son, What's The Worst That 222 00:06:41,490 --> 00:06:47,128 Can Happen? 223 00:06:44,494 --> 00:06:48,164 >> Okay, The Bloody Nose Is A 224 00:06:45,994 --> 00:06:49,465 Given, But Then I Lose So Much 225 00:06:47,261 --> 00:06:50,932 Blood That I Pass Out. 226 00:06:48,230 --> 00:06:52,168 I Miss A Pop Quiz In Math Class 227 00:06:49,598 --> 00:06:53,369 And End Up Failing Because Of 228 00:06:51,066 --> 00:06:54,770 It, And My Dreams Of Going To 229 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:55,805 College Are Forever Ruined. 230 00:06:53,435 --> 00:06:57,005 So I Work At A Gas Station, But 231 00:06:54,903 --> 00:06:58,107 They Won't Let Me Run The 232 00:06:55,872 --> 00:06:59,241 Register Because They Know That 233 00:06:57,139 --> 00:07:00,442 I Failed Math Class, So They 234 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:01,776 Put Me On A Night Shift, And A 235 00:06:59,374 --> 00:07:02,978 Crazed Drug Addict Attempts To 236 00:07:00,576 --> 00:07:04,180 Rob Me This One Night To Feed 237 00:07:01,843 --> 00:07:05,281 His Heroin Addiction, But Since 238 00:07:03,045 --> 00:07:08,384 I Can't Work The Cash Register, 239 00:07:04,312 --> 00:07:10,118 He Shoots Me And He Kills Me 240 00:07:05,413 --> 00:07:11,720 Dead. 241 00:07:08,451 --> 00:07:14,824 [ Grunts ] 242 00:07:10,185 --> 00:07:15,890 >> See? 243 00:07:11,788 --> 00:07:16,792 You Didn't Pass Out. 244 00:07:14,891 --> 00:07:17,427 >> Ow. 245 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:17,427 Ow. 246 00:07:16,858 --> 00:07:17,426 Ow. 247 00:07:20,495 --> 00:07:23,064 [ Laughter ] 248 00:07:21,129 --> 00:07:23,932 >> Okay, Girls. 249 00:07:21,864 --> 00:07:25,501 From The Top. 250 00:07:23,132 --> 00:07:26,302 Ready? 251 00:07:23,999 --> 00:07:29,305 >> Together: Okay! 252 00:07:25,567 --> 00:07:30,872 Whoo! 253 00:07:26,369 --> 00:07:32,808 >> Let's Go! 254 00:07:29,372 --> 00:07:34,276 >> In The Center Of A 255 00:07:30,939 --> 00:07:35,211 Paramecium, That Is Where All 256 00:07:32,874 --> 00:07:35,978 The Eating Takes Place. 257 00:07:34,343 --> 00:07:37,345 [ School Bell Rings ] 258 00:07:35,278 --> 00:07:39,081 All Right. 259 00:07:36,045 --> 00:07:41,383 That's Biology For Today. 260 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:42,918 Don't Forget Pages 49 Through 261 00:07:39,148 --> 00:07:43,285 57. 262 00:07:41,449 --> 00:07:44,519 Where Do You Think You're Going, 263 00:07:42,985 --> 00:07:46,288 Payton? 264 00:07:43,352 --> 00:07:47,022 >> Do You Need To Talk To Me? 265 00:07:44,586 --> 00:07:49,290 >> I Was Worried About You, 266 00:07:46,355 --> 00:07:50,059 Payton. 267 00:07:47,088 --> 00:07:51,493 You Seemed...Distracted In Class 268 00:07:49,357 --> 00:07:52,228 Today. 269 00:07:50,126 --> 00:07:52,995 Is It Because Your Dad Has A New 270 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,295 Girlfriend? 271 00:07:52,295 --> 00:07:55,097 >> [ Scoffs ] 272 00:07:53,062 --> 00:07:57,098 My Dad Has A New Girlfriend? 273 00:07:54,362 --> 00:07:58,300 >> Mm-Mnh-Mm. 274 00:07:55,163 --> 00:07:59,168 Word Around The Water Cooler Was 275 00:07:57,165 --> 00:07:59,802 That He Had A Date. 276 00:07:58,367 --> 00:08:01,136 >> I Don't Know What You're 277 00:07:59,235 --> 00:08:01,470 Talking About. 278 00:07:59,869 --> 00:08:02,938 >> There's No One Special In His 279 00:08:01,204 --> 00:08:04,139 Life? 280 00:08:01,536 --> 00:08:04,873 He Would Tell You If There Was 281 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:05,908 Something Serious Going On, 282 00:08:04,206 --> 00:08:07,242 Wouldn't He? 283 00:08:04,941 --> 00:08:07,777 >> Yeah, I Don't Know. 284 00:08:05,975 --> 00:08:08,410 >> So, There's Nobody New In His 285 00:08:07,309 --> 00:08:09,511 Life? 286 00:08:07,843 --> 00:08:10,345 >> I Don't Know. 287 00:08:08,477 --> 00:08:11,213 >> So You Don't Know. 288 00:08:09,579 --> 00:08:12,514 You Don't Know. 289 00:08:10,413 --> 00:08:13,382 What Do You Know? 290 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:14,250 >> My Dad Only Has Room For Me, 291 00:08:12,581 --> 00:08:15,884 Gale, And Ditka. 292 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:16,852 >> Ditka. 293 00:08:14,317 --> 00:08:17,353 Is That That Ukrainian 294 00:08:15,951 --> 00:08:19,387 Supermodel? 295 00:08:16,918 --> 00:08:20,421 >> No! 296 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:22,023 No, It's The Former Head Coach 297 00:08:19,454 --> 00:08:23,458 Of The Bears. 298 00:08:20,489 --> 00:08:24,059 >> Oh! 299 00:08:22,091 --> 00:08:24,894 [ Laughing ] Ditka. 300 00:08:23,526 --> 00:08:25,961 Right. 301 00:08:24,126 --> 00:08:26,996 [ Chuckles ] 302 00:08:24,961 --> 00:08:29,932 [ Inhales Deeply ] 303 00:08:26,028 --> 00:08:31,133 Okay. 304 00:08:27,062 --> 00:08:33,301 Well... 305 00:08:29,999 --> 00:08:34,270 That Will Be All. 306 00:08:31,199 --> 00:08:36,338 >> Okay. 307 00:08:33,368 --> 00:08:38,440 >> [ Chuckles ] 308 00:08:34,337 --> 00:08:38,441 [ Chuckling ] Ditka. 309 00:08:36,405 --> 00:08:38,440 >> Wow. Good Reviews. 310 00:08:40,642 --> 00:08:45,146 Okay, Coach. 311 00:08:43,411 --> 00:08:46,047 >> You Can Learn A Lot From 312 00:08:44,478 --> 00:08:47,016 Watching Football. 313 00:08:45,213 --> 00:08:48,850 >> [ Chuckles ] 314 00:08:46,114 --> 00:08:49,851 Amen. 315 00:08:47,083 --> 00:08:51,020 >> And Parenting, That's A Lot 316 00:08:48,983 --> 00:08:52,555 Like Coaching. 317 00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:54,356 >> Don't I Know It. 318 00:08:51,087 --> 00:08:56,125 >> Now, I Know Two Things For 319 00:08:52,688 --> 00:08:57,593 Certain -- Life Is Hard And 320 00:08:54,488 --> 00:08:58,526 It's Not Always Fair, But It 321 00:08:57,256 --> 00:09:00,128 Beats The Hell Out Of The 322 00:08:57,726 --> 00:09:01,564 Alternative. 323 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:03,165 You've Got To Get Your Son In 324 00:09:00,261 --> 00:09:04,032 The Game, You Got To Get Him 325 00:09:01,697 --> 00:09:05,134 Motivated, And You Got To Get 326 00:09:03,298 --> 00:09:06,434 Him To Finish. 327 00:09:04,099 --> 00:09:07,969 >> I Can Do That, Coach. 328 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:09,305 >> Maybe Your Son's A Dork. 329 00:09:06,568 --> 00:09:10,506 Maybe He's A Little Bit More 330 00:09:08,103 --> 00:09:12,141 Into Comic Books Than He Is 331 00:09:09,438 --> 00:09:13,509 Girls. 332 00:09:10,573 --> 00:09:15,877 >> It's Like You're Looking Into 333 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:18,047 My Very Soul, Coach. 334 00:09:13,575 --> 00:09:20,215 >> You Can Still Guide Them To 335 00:09:16,011 --> 00:09:20,982 Be The Best Dork They Can Be. 336 00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:22,852 Now, Go Out There And Give Him 337 00:09:20,348 --> 00:09:24,353 Hell. 338 00:09:21,116 --> 00:09:24,353 And Remember -- Go, Bears! 339 00:09:22,919 --> 00:09:24,353 >> Go, Bears! 340 00:09:26,454 --> 00:09:31,227 Go, Bears. 341 00:09:27,989 --> 00:09:32,460 >> Oh. Looking At Porn, Dork? 342 00:09:29,592 --> 00:09:33,362 >> What Do You Want, Clark? 343 00:09:31,294 --> 00:09:35,965 >> To Kick Your Ass. 344 00:09:32,527 --> 00:09:39,000 [ Chuckles ] 345 00:09:33,429 --> 00:09:40,202 What Else? 346 00:09:36,031 --> 00:09:41,502 Boo! 347 00:09:39,068 --> 00:09:43,072 Actually, I Need Your Help. 348 00:09:40,268 --> 00:09:44,105 >> I'm Already Doing Your Math 349 00:09:41,569 --> 00:09:45,206 Homework And Your Biology Essay. 350 00:09:43,138 --> 00:09:46,274 >> This Is Different. 351 00:09:44,173 --> 00:09:48,911 This Is Important, Okay? 352 00:09:45,274 --> 00:09:51,881 I Need You To Teach Me 353 00:09:46,342 --> 00:09:53,082 Everything You Know About... 354 00:09:48,978 --> 00:09:54,250 Comic Books. 355 00:09:51,948 --> 00:09:54,949 >> Why? 356 00:09:53,149 --> 00:09:55,517 >> Y-You Don't Need To Know 357 00:09:54,316 --> 00:09:56,618 About That. 358 00:09:55,016 --> 00:10:00,122 >> Okay, Fine. 359 00:09:55,583 --> 00:10:01,390 Meet After School At The 360 00:09:56,685 --> 00:10:03,892 Comic-Book Shop. 361 00:10:00,189 --> 00:10:05,961 >> [ Sighs ] 362 00:10:01,457 --> 00:10:08,063 I'll Have To Bring Carrie. 363 00:10:03,959 --> 00:10:09,364 >> ♪ I'm All About The Sexy ♪ 364 00:10:06,027 --> 00:10:11,199 ♪ Ah, Yeah ♪ 365 00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:12,968 ♪ Uh, Uh ♪ 366 00:10:09,431 --> 00:10:13,935 ♪ Ah, Yeah ♪ 367 00:10:11,266 --> 00:10:17,305 ♪ I'm All About The Sexy ♪ 368 00:10:13,035 --> 00:10:18,674 ♪ Ah, Yeah ♪ 369 00:10:14,002 --> 00:10:20,175 >> Come Closer, Payton. 370 00:10:17,372 --> 00:10:23,177 >> Well, I Mean...I Guess I-If 371 00:10:18,741 --> 00:10:24,612 You L-- If You Have To Bring 372 00:10:20,242 --> 00:10:26,115 Her, Then, You Know, I Guess... 373 00:10:23,245 --> 00:10:26,448 I Guess It's All Right. 374 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,683 >> And She Can't Find Out About 375 00:10:26,181 --> 00:10:29,151 This. 376 00:10:26,515 --> 00:10:30,452 >> I Guess You Could Tell Her 377 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:31,620 The School's Cracking Down On 378 00:10:29,218 --> 00:10:32,154 Cheating And I Have To Pass You 379 00:10:30,518 --> 00:10:33,354 Your Homework Inside Comic 380 00:10:31,686 --> 00:10:33,656 Books. 381 00:10:32,221 --> 00:10:35,157 >> What -- And She'll Believe 382 00:10:33,421 --> 00:10:36,024 That? 383 00:10:33,723 --> 00:10:37,458 >> If You Tell Her It Was My 384 00:10:35,223 --> 00:10:39,594 Idea, She Will. 385 00:10:36,092 --> 00:10:39,595 >> [ Chuckles ] 386 00:10:37,526 --> 00:10:39,594 Cool. All Right. 387 00:10:42,098 --> 00:10:43,531 Dorks. 388 00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:50,471 >> Who Would You Rather Do? 389 00:10:47,535 --> 00:10:51,406 >> Oh, My Favorite Game. 390 00:10:49,305 --> 00:10:52,708 >> An Adam Hughes Girl Or A 391 00:10:50,539 --> 00:10:53,475 Dave Stevens Girl? 392 00:10:51,473 --> 00:10:54,343 >> Oh, Well, I'm Surprised By 393 00:10:52,775 --> 00:10:55,611 The Question. 394 00:10:53,541 --> 00:10:57,011 >> Because Why? 395 00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:58,347 >> Well, Because I Thought It 396 00:10:55,678 --> 00:11:00,115 Was Going To Be This Super 397 00:10:57,079 --> 00:11:01,416 Heroine Or That Super Heroine. 398 00:10:58,414 --> 00:11:02,284 >> My Question Is Tres Crafty. 399 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:03,518 >> I Think The Stevens Women Are 400 00:11:01,483 --> 00:11:04,319 A Bit More Subtle. 401 00:11:02,351 --> 00:11:05,487 You Know, Like, I Want To Marry 402 00:11:03,585 --> 00:11:06,055 A Stevens Girl. 403 00:11:04,386 --> 00:11:07,256 >> Well, Then You're A Fool, 404 00:11:05,554 --> 00:11:08,189 Payton. 405 00:11:06,122 --> 00:11:09,357 I Would Make Sweet Love To An 406 00:11:07,323 --> 00:11:10,425 Adam Hughes Drawing. 407 00:11:08,257 --> 00:11:11,426 I Mean, Not Even One Come To 408 00:11:09,425 --> 00:11:12,493 Life -- I Mean The Actual 409 00:11:10,492 --> 00:11:13,963 Drawing. 410 00:11:11,493 --> 00:11:15,531 >> Hmm. 411 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:16,598 Don't Worry. 412 00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:18,634 You Know I Always Use 413 00:11:15,598 --> 00:11:21,402 Protection. 414 00:11:16,665 --> 00:11:23,505 [ Chuckles ] 415 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:25,040 [ Sighs ] 416 00:11:21,469 --> 00:11:26,274 >> This Girl Razor Is... 417 00:11:23,572 --> 00:11:28,744 Quite Fetching. 418 00:11:25,107 --> 00:11:30,279 Be Gentle. 419 00:11:26,342 --> 00:11:30,279 I'm Still Mint. 420 00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:30,278 [ Sighs Deeply ] 421 00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:35,516 >> Now You've Done It. 422 00:11:33,516 --> 00:11:37,051 >> [ Gasps ] Oh, No. 423 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:38,353 Ollie, I'm Sorry. 424 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:38,753 I Know You Have Dibs On Razor. 425 00:11:37,118 --> 00:11:39,754 >> And You Say That You're My 426 00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:41,022 Friend? 427 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:41,489 >> No Hard Feelings. 428 00:11:39,822 --> 00:11:43,359 I'll Give You My Claim To 429 00:11:41,089 --> 00:11:43,358 Night Nurse. 430 00:11:41,556 --> 00:11:43,358 >> Not Good Enough! 431 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:58,172 >> Uh, Excuse Me, Sir. 432 00:11:53,768 --> 00:11:59,340 Is This Where One Might Find 433 00:11:55,271 --> 00:12:01,176 Information On...Comic Books? 434 00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:01,176 >> Oh, Hey, Clark. 435 00:11:59,407 --> 00:12:01,176 Nice Jacket. 436 00:12:03,811 --> 00:12:07,315 Oh, Wow. 437 00:12:05,412 --> 00:12:08,649 It's Carrie In A Comic-Book 438 00:12:06,848 --> 00:12:09,385 Shop? 439 00:12:07,449 --> 00:12:11,285 Could My Day Be Any More 440 00:12:08,782 --> 00:12:12,620 Awesome? 441 00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:14,456 >> Oh, God. He's Looking At Me. 442 00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:15,591 I Got To Get Him To Stop 443 00:12:12,753 --> 00:12:16,591 Drooling All Over Me. 444 00:12:14,522 --> 00:12:17,625 >> Hey, Carrie. 445 00:12:15,723 --> 00:12:19,261 Hey, Carrie. 446 00:12:16,724 --> 00:12:20,495 Hey, Carrie. 447 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:21,196 [ Record Scratches ] 448 00:12:19,328 --> 00:12:22,463 >> Hey, Man, Nobody Knows We're 449 00:12:20,563 --> 00:12:24,665 Here, Right? 450 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:25,767 >> Have You Ever Danced With The 451 00:12:22,531 --> 00:12:26,267 Devil By The Pale Moonlight? 452 00:12:24,732 --> 00:12:27,268 >> What Is That, Comic-Book 453 00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:28,336 Lingo? 454 00:12:26,334 --> 00:12:29,670 'Cause I Never Read Any. 455 00:12:27,335 --> 00:12:30,471 >> He's Making Fun Of You, 456 00:12:28,404 --> 00:12:32,441 Dumb Ass. 457 00:12:29,737 --> 00:12:33,608 >> Here. 458 00:12:30,539 --> 00:12:34,476 These Are Good To Start With. 459 00:12:32,507 --> 00:12:35,576 >> "Spider-Man"? 460 00:12:33,675 --> 00:12:37,478 [ Scoffs ] 461 00:12:34,542 --> 00:12:38,679 Saw The Movie. 462 00:12:35,643 --> 00:12:40,081 Don't Need To Read This One. 463 00:12:37,545 --> 00:12:40,382 >> Actually, The Comic Book Is 464 00:12:38,747 --> 00:12:42,083 Completely Different From The 465 00:12:40,149 --> 00:12:42,083 Movie. 466 00:12:40,449 --> 00:12:42,083 >> Whatever. Let's Go. 467 00:12:45,854 --> 00:12:47,622 >> Hi, Payton. 468 00:12:52,594 --> 00:12:57,098 Have You Ever Checked Out 469 00:12:54,229 --> 00:12:59,500 "Li'l Depressed Boy"? 470 00:12:55,497 --> 00:13:00,835 It's My Favorite Webcomic 471 00:12:57,165 --> 00:13:02,304 Series. 472 00:12:59,568 --> 00:13:03,704 It's About A Shy Guy Who Has A 473 00:13:00,902 --> 00:13:04,605 Hard Time Talking To Girls. 474 00:13:02,371 --> 00:13:06,175 >> Webcomics Are For People Who 475 00:13:03,771 --> 00:13:06,842 Can't Get Dates. 476 00:13:04,673 --> 00:13:08,277 >> All Comics Are For People Who 477 00:13:06,242 --> 00:13:10,411 Can't Get Dates. 478 00:13:06,909 --> 00:13:11,680 >> I Bet Payton Could Get A 479 00:13:08,343 --> 00:13:12,848 Date. 480 00:13:10,478 --> 00:13:13,514 Uh, The Entire Romero Saga Is 481 00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:14,550 Playing At The Tivoli This 482 00:13:12,915 --> 00:13:15,384 Weekend -- 483 00:13:13,582 --> 00:13:16,218 "Night Of The Living Dead," 484 00:13:14,617 --> 00:13:17,151 "Dawn Of The Dead," 485 00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:18,119 "Day Of The Dead," 486 00:13:16,285 --> 00:13:20,555 "Land Of The Dead," And 487 00:13:17,218 --> 00:13:21,689 "Diary Of The Dead." 488 00:13:18,186 --> 00:13:22,223 [ Chuckles ] 489 00:13:20,622 --> 00:13:23,525 That's A Lot Of Hot Zombie 490 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:24,827 Action. 491 00:13:22,290 --> 00:13:25,460 >> Well, I Don't Know Anyone Who 492 00:13:23,592 --> 00:13:27,463 Wants To Go, And I Don't Want To 493 00:13:24,893 --> 00:13:29,530 Go Alone. 494 00:13:25,527 --> 00:13:31,499 >> Really? 495 00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:32,534 Because I Also Want To Go, And I 496 00:13:29,598 --> 00:13:34,402 Don't Have Anyone To Go With. 497 00:13:31,566 --> 00:13:35,770 >> That Sucks. 498 00:13:32,601 --> 00:13:36,505 I Guess We'll Both Miss It. 499 00:13:34,469 --> 00:13:37,439 Hey, Carrie, Do You Like 500 00:13:35,838 --> 00:13:38,372 Zombies? 501 00:13:36,572 --> 00:13:41,343 >> [ Scoffs ] 502 00:13:37,572 --> 00:13:42,644 What A Dork. 503 00:13:38,506 --> 00:13:44,279 Hey! They're A Perfect Pair! 504 00:13:41,476 --> 00:13:45,547 This Is Just Like Newton's 505 00:13:42,776 --> 00:13:46,814 First Law -- An Object At Rest 506 00:13:44,411 --> 00:13:48,416 Will Stay At Rest, And An 507 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:49,718 Object In Motion Will Not 508 00:13:46,948 --> 00:13:50,586 Change Its Velocity Unless An 509 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:52,186 Unbalanced Force Acts Upon 510 00:13:49,851 --> 00:13:53,689 Them. 511 00:13:50,718 --> 00:13:54,823 So If Payton Is The Object At 512 00:13:52,253 --> 00:13:56,390 Rest And Samantha Is The Object 513 00:13:53,822 --> 00:13:57,659 In Motion And I'm The 514 00:13:54,955 --> 00:13:59,360 Unbalanced Force, Then All I 515 00:13:56,524 --> 00:14:00,796 Have To Do Is To Get Them 516 00:13:57,726 --> 00:14:02,531 Traveling Toward Each Other And 517 00:13:59,493 --> 00:14:04,699 Then Collide, And Then Presto! 518 00:14:00,929 --> 00:14:06,569 Dork Love. 519 00:14:02,664 --> 00:14:06,569 And Payton -- Well, Payton 520 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,569 Leaves Me Alone. 521 00:14:12,274 --> 00:14:15,878 >> Go, Bears! 522 00:14:13,909 --> 00:14:17,312 >> That's My Girl. 523 00:14:14,676 --> 00:14:17,612 >> You Should Probably Teach Her 524 00:14:15,944 --> 00:14:18,479 How To Say Other Things At Some 525 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,580 Point. 526 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:21,215 >> Oh, Come On. 527 00:14:18,546 --> 00:14:23,252 She Knows Other Stuff. 528 00:14:19,647 --> 00:14:24,685 You Know She Actually Speaks At 529 00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:26,220 A Right-Tackle Level? 530 00:14:23,319 --> 00:14:27,756 Come On. 531 00:14:24,752 --> 00:14:28,290 Watch The Game, Or I'll Make You 532 00:14:26,287 --> 00:14:29,323 Run Laps. 533 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,757 Okay. 534 00:14:28,357 --> 00:14:30,425 Okay, Okay. Catch It. 535 00:14:29,391 --> 00:14:30,858 Catch It. 536 00:14:29,824 --> 00:14:32,326 Catch It! 537 00:14:30,492 --> 00:14:32,794 Yes! 538 00:14:30,925 --> 00:14:33,461 >> Run That Shit! 539 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,895 >> Gale! 540 00:14:32,861 --> 00:14:34,563 >> What? 541 00:14:33,529 --> 00:14:35,831 >> Dad! 542 00:14:33,963 --> 00:14:37,299 >> What? 543 00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:37,933 >> Gale Just Said "Shit"! 544 00:14:35,897 --> 00:14:38,867 >> While Watching A Game. 545 00:14:37,366 --> 00:14:40,602 >> She's 6! 546 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,937 >> Oh, Come On. 547 00:14:38,934 --> 00:14:43,505 She's Not Too Young To Learn How 548 00:14:40,669 --> 00:14:44,473 To Properly Watch Football. 549 00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:45,606 >> This Is Why She Needs A Woman 550 00:14:43,572 --> 00:14:47,910 Figure In Her Life. 551 00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:49,612 >> [ Chuckling ] Come On. 552 00:14:45,739 --> 00:14:49,611 You Did Okay Without One. 553 00:14:47,977 --> 00:14:49,612 >> Great. Thanks. 554 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,516 >> What? 555 00:14:55,516 --> 00:14:58,753 I Didn't Mean Anything. 556 00:14:57,319 --> 00:14:58,753 [ Door Slams ] 557 00:15:01,257 --> 00:15:03,758 Okay, Let's Watch That Catch 558 00:15:02,690 --> 00:15:04,392 Again. 559 00:15:03,324 --> 00:15:05,593 You See That? 560 00:15:03,825 --> 00:15:05,960 >> Mm-Hmm. 561 00:15:04,459 --> 00:15:06,561 >> See The Quarterback In The 562 00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:07,762 Pocket? 563 00:15:06,027 --> 00:15:08,430 >> Mm-Hmm. 564 00:15:06,628 --> 00:15:08,863 >> You See All That Protection 565 00:15:07,829 --> 00:15:10,598 Around Him? 566 00:15:08,497 --> 00:15:11,599 >> Uh-Huh. 567 00:15:08,930 --> 00:15:12,700 >> You Know What That's Called? 568 00:15:10,665 --> 00:15:14,603 >> Good Shit. 569 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:16,370 >> Good Shit. 570 00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:18,272 >> [ Giggles ] 571 00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:19,540 >> Okay, First Step In My Master 572 00:15:16,503 --> 00:15:22,243 Plan -- Find Payton. 573 00:15:18,406 --> 00:15:23,478 I'm Gonna Have To Be Nice To 574 00:15:19,674 --> 00:15:24,612 Him If This Is Gonna Work. 575 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:25,814 You're Paranoid. 576 00:15:23,545 --> 00:15:26,949 You Like Dark, Hidden Places 577 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,616 Where You Know You'll Be Alone, 578 00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:28,482 Where No One Can Torment Or 579 00:15:27,016 --> 00:15:29,785 Torture You. 580 00:15:27,683 --> 00:15:30,718 >> What Are You, A 581 00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:31,285 Psychotherapist? 582 00:15:29,852 --> 00:15:32,521 [ Clank ] 583 00:15:30,785 --> 00:15:33,888 Ow! 584 00:15:31,353 --> 00:15:34,723 >> I Saw It On "Dr. Phil." 585 00:15:32,588 --> 00:15:35,357 He Did This Whole Thing On It 586 00:15:33,955 --> 00:15:36,490 Last Thursday. 587 00:15:34,790 --> 00:15:37,526 >> Pfft! 588 00:15:35,424 --> 00:15:38,994 I'm Not Paranoid, Okay? 589 00:15:36,558 --> 00:15:39,660 I Just Like It Here. 590 00:15:37,593 --> 00:15:40,562 >> You're Paranoid When It Comes 591 00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:40,963 To Girls. 592 00:15:39,728 --> 00:15:42,363 That's For Sure. 593 00:15:40,628 --> 00:15:43,664 >> What? 594 00:15:41,030 --> 00:15:44,800 >> You're Too Scared To Ask A 595 00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:47,669 Girl Out Who's Standing Right In 596 00:15:43,732 --> 00:15:49,737 Front Of You, Begging To Be 597 00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:51,272 Asked. 598 00:15:47,736 --> 00:15:52,874 >> What Are You Trying To Say? 599 00:15:49,805 --> 00:15:55,276 >> ♪ Come Here, Baby, Ah ♪ 600 00:15:51,339 --> 00:15:56,310 ♪ Come Here, Baby, Ah ♪ 601 00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:58,446 ♪ Come Here, Baby, Ah ♪ 602 00:15:55,343 --> 00:15:59,781 >> [ Scoffs ] 603 00:15:56,377 --> 00:16:00,915 Samantha's Sweet, Nice. 604 00:15:58,513 --> 00:16:02,617 Most Importantly, She's Into 605 00:15:59,848 --> 00:16:03,986 You. 606 00:16:00,982 --> 00:16:05,786 >> Samantha? 607 00:16:02,684 --> 00:16:06,854 >> [ Growls ] 608 00:16:04,118 --> 00:16:07,888 H-Hi, Payton. Hi. 609 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:09,290 Hey, Payton. Hi. 610 00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:09,558 Hi, Payton. 611 00:16:07,955 --> 00:16:10,558 >> You Don't Want To Go Out With 612 00:16:09,357 --> 00:16:11,693 Her. 613 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:12,794 >> Don't Listen To Him. 614 00:16:10,626 --> 00:16:14,496 She's A Great Catch For A Guy 615 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,795 Like You. 616 00:16:12,861 --> 00:16:16,564 >> Girls Aren't Interested In 617 00:16:14,563 --> 00:16:17,899 Me. 618 00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:18,833 They Just Want To Be My Friend. 619 00:16:16,632 --> 00:16:19,834 >> Hey, Do You Have Any "Batman" 620 00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:21,469 Or "Superman" Books? 621 00:16:18,901 --> 00:16:23,005 I Want Some Of Those. 622 00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:23,571 >> Look, It's No Big Deal If 623 00:16:21,536 --> 00:16:25,306 You're Too Scared To Ask A Girl 624 00:16:23,072 --> 00:16:26,708 Out. 625 00:16:23,638 --> 00:16:27,842 >> What, Did Dr. Phil Also Do A 626 00:16:25,373 --> 00:16:29,510 Show On Reverse Psychology? 627 00:16:26,775 --> 00:16:29,877 >> Last Monday. Why? 628 00:16:27,910 --> 00:16:30,746 >> I'm Not Gonna Ask Her Out, 629 00:16:29,578 --> 00:16:32,547 Okay? 630 00:16:29,944 --> 00:16:33,949 >> Good Call. 631 00:16:30,813 --> 00:16:35,651 She's Got No Tits And A Big Ass. 632 00:16:32,613 --> 00:16:36,350 It's The Worst Combination. 633 00:16:34,016 --> 00:16:37,752 >> Seriously -- You Got To Ask 634 00:16:35,718 --> 00:16:38,386 Her Out. 635 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:39,720 What's The Worst That Could 636 00:16:37,819 --> 00:16:40,821 Happen? 637 00:16:38,454 --> 00:16:42,056 >> Well, She And All Her Friends 638 00:16:39,853 --> 00:16:43,525 Could Laugh At Me In The 639 00:16:40,954 --> 00:16:44,759 Hallway In Front Of The Whole 640 00:16:42,189 --> 00:16:46,060 School, Scarring Me For Life, 641 00:16:43,657 --> 00:16:47,595 Destroying My Self-Esteem To 642 00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:48,730 The Point Where I Have No Nerve 643 00:16:46,127 --> 00:16:51,532 To Ask Another Girl Out As Long 644 00:16:47,728 --> 00:16:54,770 As I Live, And I Become A 645 00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:54,770 Miserable, Lonely Old Man Who 646 00:16:51,599 --> 00:16:54,769 Dies Alone, Completely Unloved. 647 00:16:57,072 --> 00:16:59,275 >> This Is Gonna Be Harder Than 648 00:16:58,173 --> 00:16:59,275 I Thought. 649 00:17:01,109 --> 00:17:07,649 >> [ Sighs ] 650 00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:10,885 [ Stopwatch Ticking ] 651 00:17:04,012 --> 00:17:12,720 [ Stopwatch Beeps ] 652 00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:12,721 Come On. 653 00:17:10,952 --> 00:17:12,720 >> Bronko. 654 00:17:20,895 --> 00:17:24,965 >> Hi. 655 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:26,067 >> Hey. 656 00:17:23,465 --> 00:17:27,401 Great, Um, Great Bears Game 657 00:17:25,033 --> 00:17:27,803 Last Sunday, Huh? 658 00:17:26,134 --> 00:17:28,703 >> Oh, Yeah, Yeah. 659 00:17:27,468 --> 00:17:29,603 Yeah. 660 00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:31,439 Well, Except In The Third 661 00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:33,507 Quarter, When They Were Up 662 00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:34,776 Against A Cover 2 Zone. 663 00:17:31,507 --> 00:17:35,876 They Tried To Run A Tackle Left. 664 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:37,511 >> Oh. 665 00:17:34,843 --> 00:17:38,913 >> Are You Kidding Me?! 666 00:17:35,943 --> 00:17:40,514 Everybody Knows When You're In 667 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:41,349 That Situation, You Run A Post 668 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:42,049 Pattern For An Easy Touchdown 669 00:17:40,582 --> 00:17:42,784 There, Right? 670 00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:43,785 >> Right. Yeah. 671 00:17:42,116 --> 00:17:44,685 >> Right?! 672 00:17:42,851 --> 00:17:45,454 >> Yeah, Right. 673 00:17:43,852 --> 00:17:47,022 That's Crazy. 674 00:17:44,753 --> 00:17:48,824 >> Crazy. 675 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:50,458 >> I Mean, In A Cover 2 Zone 676 00:17:47,089 --> 00:17:51,526 Situation, Everybody Knows You 677 00:17:48,891 --> 00:17:53,362 Got To Run A Post Pattern. 678 00:17:50,526 --> 00:17:53,862 >> Even You Know! 679 00:17:51,593 --> 00:17:54,629 >> I Know That, And I'm Not Even 680 00:17:53,429 --> 00:17:55,497 A Coach! 681 00:17:53,929 --> 00:17:55,997 >> I Know. 682 00:17:54,696 --> 00:17:57,666 Kills Me. 683 00:17:55,564 --> 00:17:59,066 >> Yeah. 684 00:17:56,064 --> 00:18:00,369 Hey, You Know, I Was Looking For 685 00:17:57,733 --> 00:18:01,703 A Good Place To Watch The Game 686 00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:03,771 This Sunday, And I Was 687 00:18:00,436 --> 00:18:06,808 Wondering -- Do You Know Any 688 00:18:01,769 --> 00:18:09,043 Good Places, Any... 689 00:18:03,839 --> 00:18:11,847 Recommendations? 690 00:18:06,874 --> 00:18:14,048 >> [ Exhales Deeply ] 691 00:18:09,111 --> 00:18:15,950 I, Uh... 692 00:18:11,913 --> 00:18:15,950 Well, Uh... 693 00:18:14,115 --> 00:18:15,950 Not Really. 694 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:24,659 [ School Bell Rings ] 695 00:18:19,787 --> 00:18:26,894 [ Indistinct Conversations ] 696 00:18:23,225 --> 00:18:26,895 >> Stay On The Pavement, Fellas. 697 00:18:24,726 --> 00:18:26,895 Yeah, You Heard Me, Smirk Face. 698 00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:37,506 >> Took Me All Night. 699 00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:40,409 >> Wow. 700 00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:40,408 >> Nice Balls. 701 00:18:37,573 --> 00:18:40,409 >> Dude, They Got You Again. 702 00:18:56,658 --> 00:18:58,427 [ Chime Tone Plays ] 703 00:19:02,497 --> 00:19:06,200 >> "Let Me Teach You A Few 704 00:19:04,097 --> 00:19:10,905 Things About Girls." 705 00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:13,708 You Know That Line In "Hamlet," 706 00:19:07,701 --> 00:19:13,708 "To Thine Ownself Be True"? 707 00:19:11,038 --> 00:19:13,708 Lesson 1 -- Don't Do That. 708 00:19:16,777 --> 00:19:21,016 Lesson 2 -- Compliments Are 709 00:19:18,813 --> 00:19:22,083 Good. 710 00:19:19,346 --> 00:19:24,084 Over-Complimenting Shows 711 00:19:21,149 --> 00:19:26,021 Desperation. 712 00:19:22,216 --> 00:19:27,055 Women Sense Desperation Like 713 00:19:24,218 --> 00:19:27,823 Dogs Sense Fear. 714 00:19:26,087 --> 00:19:29,223 >> [ Chomps ] 715 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:31,459 >> Or Food. 716 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:33,862 >> [ Chuckles ] 717 00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:34,896 >> I'm Not Sure Which. 718 00:19:31,593 --> 00:19:37,632 Lesson 3 -- Really Don't Be 719 00:19:33,995 --> 00:19:39,167 Yourself. 720 00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:40,234 Can't Stress This Enough. 721 00:19:37,699 --> 00:19:41,535 >> Carrie's Shirt Is Way 722 00:19:39,299 --> 00:19:43,771 Boobalicious. 723 00:19:40,368 --> 00:19:45,207 No, Seriously. 724 00:19:41,603 --> 00:19:46,173 Way Boobalicious. 725 00:19:43,839 --> 00:19:47,576 >> Boobalicious? 726 00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:48,009 Really? 727 00:19:46,306 --> 00:19:49,143 She's A Person With Feelings, 728 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,910 You Know. 729 00:19:48,075 --> 00:19:50,812 >> I'd Love To Be Feeling All Up 730 00:19:49,276 --> 00:19:51,580 In Her And Shit. 731 00:19:50,044 --> 00:19:51,612 Don't Hate The Playa, 732 00:19:50,945 --> 00:19:52,214 Home-Diggity. 733 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:55,083 [ Chime Tone Plays ] 734 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:57,651 >> Rolling Hills Dragons Rule, 735 00:19:54,082 --> 00:19:59,920 Baby! 736 00:19:55,150 --> 00:20:00,889 Waaahooooow!! 737 00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:03,024 >> Lesson 4 -- Pay No Attention 738 00:20:00,054 --> 00:20:04,559 To Clark. 739 00:20:00,956 --> 00:20:05,994 Pay Attention To Things Like... 740 00:20:03,157 --> 00:20:07,228 Her Nail Polish. 741 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:09,864 Girls Like When You Notice That 742 00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:11,732 Sort Of Thing. 743 00:20:07,362 --> 00:20:12,734 And Lesson 5 -- Possibly The 744 00:20:09,997 --> 00:20:14,635 Most Important Lesson You'll 745 00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:16,570 Get From Me. 746 00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:18,205 Always Tell Hot Girls They're 747 00:20:14,768 --> 00:20:20,007 Smart And Smart Girls They're 748 00:20:16,703 --> 00:20:21,008 Hot. 749 00:20:18,273 --> 00:20:22,511 >> Okay. 750 00:20:20,074 --> 00:20:24,145 >> Payton. 751 00:20:21,075 --> 00:20:24,145 >> [ Smooches ] 752 00:20:22,577 --> 00:20:24,145 >> Payton. 753 00:20:28,717 --> 00:20:33,220 >> This One Is So Good. 754 00:20:31,053 --> 00:20:34,256 >> What You Guys Watching? 755 00:20:32,254 --> 00:20:35,657 >> Football. 756 00:20:33,287 --> 00:20:36,123 >> But It's Wednesday. 757 00:20:34,323 --> 00:20:36,891 They Don't Have Football On 758 00:20:35,724 --> 00:20:38,226 Wednesday. 759 00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:40,060 >> Oh, Yeah. 760 00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:41,228 Uh, This Is One From The, Uh, 761 00:20:38,293 --> 00:20:41,897 '85 Season. 762 00:20:40,128 --> 00:20:43,231 >> Super Bowl Game? 763 00:20:41,295 --> 00:20:44,599 >> No. 764 00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:46,201 >> Championship Game? 765 00:20:43,297 --> 00:20:47,268 >> No. 766 00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:49,137 Look -- The Fog Bowl. 767 00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:51,038 Fog Just Came In. 768 00:20:47,335 --> 00:20:51,939 It Looks Like They're Playing On 769 00:20:49,203 --> 00:20:53,073 Mount Olympus. 770 00:20:51,105 --> 00:20:54,074 >> You Need Help, Dad. 771 00:20:52,007 --> 00:20:54,609 >> Well, I Think It's Important 772 00:20:53,141 --> 00:20:56,811 That Gale Has A Sense Of 773 00:20:54,141 --> 00:20:57,879 History. 774 00:20:54,676 --> 00:20:59,548 >> Go, Bears! 775 00:20:56,878 --> 00:21:00,949 >> That's My Girl. 776 00:20:57,946 --> 00:21:02,117 Hey, You Know, You Could Sit 777 00:20:59,614 --> 00:21:03,785 Down And Watch With Us, You 778 00:21:01,016 --> 00:21:05,085 Know, Like A Family. 779 00:21:02,183 --> 00:21:06,954 >> Families Do More Than Just 780 00:21:03,852 --> 00:21:07,555 Watch Football Together. 781 00:21:05,152 --> 00:21:08,789 It Wasn't Like This Before Mom 782 00:21:07,022 --> 00:21:09,958 Died. 783 00:21:07,622 --> 00:21:11,258 >> Okay. 784 00:21:08,856 --> 00:21:12,059 Just Don't Say Her Name. 785 00:21:10,025 --> 00:21:13,695 >> I Didn't Mention Her Name. 786 00:21:11,325 --> 00:21:15,229 I Said "Mom." 787 00:21:12,126 --> 00:21:16,997 Why Can't We Talk About Her? 788 00:21:13,762 --> 00:21:17,732 You Know -- You Know, Parenting 789 00:21:15,296 --> 00:21:19,034 Is More Than Just Learning About 790 00:21:17,064 --> 00:21:21,035 Football. 791 00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:21,936 >> You Know What? 792 00:21:19,101 --> 00:21:24,171 You Can Learn A Lot Watching 793 00:21:21,103 --> 00:21:26,341 Football. 794 00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:28,276 Like Mike Ditka Says, "If Things 795 00:21:24,238 --> 00:21:30,911 Came Easy, Then Everybody Would 796 00:21:26,408 --> 00:21:31,346 Be Good At What They Did." 797 00:21:28,343 --> 00:21:32,980 >> Okay, Dad. 798 00:21:30,978 --> 00:21:34,114 >> All Right. 799 00:21:31,412 --> 00:21:34,882 And We Watch... 800 00:21:33,047 --> 00:21:36,785 Movies, You Know? 801 00:21:34,181 --> 00:21:38,687 >> Right. 802 00:21:34,949 --> 00:21:40,588 Because "Snakes On A Plane" Is 803 00:21:36,852 --> 00:21:41,689 Appropriate For A 6-Year-Old. 804 00:21:38,754 --> 00:21:42,791 >> Stay Black! 805 00:21:40,655 --> 00:21:43,824 S-Stay Black. 806 00:21:41,757 --> 00:21:44,926 >> Easy. 807 00:21:42,858 --> 00:21:46,361 >> See? 808 00:21:43,891 --> 00:21:48,630 I'm Gonna Be In My Room. 809 00:21:44,993 --> 00:21:49,998 >> All Right. 810 00:21:46,428 --> 00:21:51,366 Fine. 811 00:21:48,697 --> 00:21:52,901 >> It Was Clear I Could Not Go 812 00:21:50,131 --> 00:21:54,369 To My Dad About This Kind Of 813 00:21:51,498 --> 00:21:55,002 Thing, But It's Okay, Because 814 00:21:52,968 --> 00:21:56,137 Most Superheroes' Dads Are Dead 815 00:21:54,501 --> 00:21:57,137 Anyway. 816 00:21:55,135 --> 00:21:58,205 If I Use My Superpowers To Get 817 00:21:56,269 --> 00:21:59,373 Samantha To Like Me, Then 818 00:21:57,270 --> 00:22:00,641 She'll Go On A Date With Me, 819 00:21:58,273 --> 00:22:01,610 And I'll Use My Mind Control To 820 00:21:59,507 --> 00:22:02,643 Tell Carrie That Clark's In 821 00:22:00,775 --> 00:22:03,678 Trouble, And She'll Come 822 00:22:01,743 --> 00:22:04,713 Rushing To His Rescue, But 823 00:22:02,776 --> 00:22:05,646 She'll Get Trapped In That 824 00:22:03,811 --> 00:22:06,881 Alley On Fourth And Western 825 00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:08,248 Where The Bums Beat Up 826 00:22:05,779 --> 00:22:09,283 Cheerleaders, And I'll Come 827 00:22:06,948 --> 00:22:10,651 Flying In And Save Her By Using 828 00:22:08,382 --> 00:22:11,853 Samantha As A Shield. 829 00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:12,621 Carrie Will Fall Madly In Love 830 00:22:10,718 --> 00:22:13,822 With Me And Go To The Halloween 831 00:22:11,986 --> 00:22:14,922 Dance With Me. 832 00:22:12,688 --> 00:22:16,024 Then We'll Get Married And Have 833 00:22:13,955 --> 00:22:17,125 Superbabies That All Have My 834 00:22:15,055 --> 00:22:18,660 Awesome Powers And Use Them 835 00:22:16,157 --> 00:22:19,828 Mostly For Good. 836 00:22:18,256 --> 00:22:21,129 And We'll Be The Ultimate 837 00:22:18,793 --> 00:22:23,765 Crime-Fighting Family! 838 00:22:19,894 --> 00:22:24,865 [ School Bell Rings ] 839 00:22:21,196 --> 00:22:26,668 >> Did You See Their Uniforms? 840 00:22:23,832 --> 00:22:28,969 Ah! 841 00:22:24,932 --> 00:22:31,171 They Were Gorgeous. 842 00:22:26,735 --> 00:22:32,240 Brilliant Cut, Brilliant Design, 843 00:22:29,036 --> 00:22:33,842 And So Little Color Choices To 844 00:22:31,238 --> 00:22:35,142 Choose From. 845 00:22:32,306 --> 00:22:37,711 Sure, The Nazis Were Jackbooted 846 00:22:33,909 --> 00:22:40,114 Thugs Who Wanted To Take Over 847 00:22:35,209 --> 00:22:41,348 The World, But, Well... 848 00:22:37,778 --> 00:22:44,118 They Looked Fabulous Doing It. 849 00:22:40,181 --> 00:22:47,188 [ Applause ] 850 00:22:41,416 --> 00:22:48,189 >> Thank You, Ollie And Carrie. 851 00:22:44,186 --> 00:22:50,091 Interesting Angle, But Very Well 852 00:22:47,255 --> 00:22:52,026 Argued. 853 00:22:48,256 --> 00:22:53,661 It's A Close Call, But I Think 854 00:22:50,158 --> 00:22:54,696 I'm Going To Have To Award It 855 00:22:52,093 --> 00:22:55,196 To... 856 00:22:53,728 --> 00:22:56,264 Carrie. 857 00:22:54,763 --> 00:22:56,965 >> Oh! 858 00:22:55,263 --> 00:22:58,266 >> You Pick The Next Pair. 859 00:22:56,331 --> 00:23:01,169 [ Applause ] 860 00:22:57,032 --> 00:23:02,070 >> Okay. 861 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:04,139 How About Payton And... 862 00:23:01,236 --> 00:23:06,841 Samantha? 863 00:23:02,137 --> 00:23:08,710 >> Payton And Samantha, Will You 864 00:23:04,206 --> 00:23:11,346 Please Step Up To The Podium? 865 00:23:06,908 --> 00:23:14,416 Your Topic Is... 866 00:23:08,776 --> 00:23:17,686 Baby-Seal Hunting. 867 00:23:11,412 --> 00:23:19,420 Payton For, And Samantha 868 00:23:14,483 --> 00:23:21,289 Against. 869 00:23:17,753 --> 00:23:23,191 >> Well, Most People Would Argue 870 00:23:19,487 --> 00:23:24,391 That Baby-Seal Hunters Need To 871 00:23:21,355 --> 00:23:26,326 Make A Living, But My Argument 872 00:23:24,256 --> 00:23:26,928 Is Much More Basic. 873 00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:28,796 Have You Ever Seen A Baby Seal's 874 00:23:26,393 --> 00:23:29,698 Face? 875 00:23:26,995 --> 00:23:31,099 They Just Have This Expression 876 00:23:28,863 --> 00:23:32,299 That Says... 877 00:23:29,765 --> 00:23:34,936 [ High-PITCHED ] "Beat Me. 878 00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:36,137 Club Me. 879 00:23:32,366 --> 00:23:40,307 Smash My Brains In. 880 00:23:35,003 --> 00:23:41,443 Please." 881 00:23:36,203 --> 00:23:42,409 [ Class Murmuring, Booing ] 882 00:23:40,374 --> 00:23:43,377 [ Normal VOICE ] I Mean, They're 883 00:23:41,509 --> 00:23:44,945 Practically Begging For A 884 00:23:42,477 --> 00:23:46,413 Clubbing. 885 00:23:43,445 --> 00:23:48,116 [ Murmuring, Booing Continue ] 886 00:23:45,013 --> 00:23:48,483 >> Payton, Has Anyone Ever Told 887 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,850 You You Look Exactly Like A Baby 888 00:23:48,182 --> 00:23:53,087 Seal? 889 00:23:48,549 --> 00:23:54,722 [ Laughter ] 890 00:23:49,918 --> 00:23:55,323 [ School Bell Rings ] 891 00:23:53,154 --> 00:23:56,857 >> Thank You, Payton And 892 00:23:54,789 --> 00:23:57,958 Samantha. 893 00:23:55,390 --> 00:24:00,295 We'll Finish It Later. 894 00:23:56,924 --> 00:24:02,129 All Right, Kids. 895 00:23:58,026 --> 00:24:02,130 Walk, Don't Run. 896 00:24:00,362 --> 00:24:02,130 [ Indistinct Conversations ] 897 00:24:09,170 --> 00:24:18,747 >> I Love Your Nail Polish. 898 00:24:12,507 --> 00:24:19,847 >> I'm Not Wearing Any. 899 00:24:15,209 --> 00:24:21,048 Uh, Look, I'm -- I'm Sorry About 900 00:24:18,814 --> 00:24:22,883 That Burn. 901 00:24:19,914 --> 00:24:24,818 It Was The First Thing That Came 902 00:24:21,115 --> 00:24:27,421 Into My Mind. 903 00:24:22,950 --> 00:24:28,922 To Be Honest, You Don't Really 904 00:24:24,885 --> 00:24:32,226 Look Like A Baby Seal. 905 00:24:27,488 --> 00:24:34,895 Although, You're Both Pretty 906 00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:35,229 Cute. 907 00:24:32,294 --> 00:24:37,031 >> Uh, So... 908 00:24:34,962 --> 00:24:38,398 >> So... 909 00:24:35,296 --> 00:24:39,467 >> I, Um... 910 00:24:37,097 --> 00:24:40,768 I Had Something Pretty Important 911 00:24:38,466 --> 00:24:41,803 That I Need To Ask You, 912 00:24:39,534 --> 00:24:44,139 Samantha. 913 00:24:40,835 --> 00:24:46,040 >> Yeah? 914 00:24:41,870 --> 00:24:46,041 >> Uh, So... 915 00:24:44,206 --> 00:24:46,041 >> Yeah, Payton? 916 00:24:48,442 --> 00:24:52,847 >> Do You Like The New 917 00:24:49,544 --> 00:24:52,848 Rob Zombie Flick? 918 00:24:50,978 --> 00:24:52,847 I Thought It Was Pretty Good. 919 00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:58,486 >> I'll Talk To You Later, 920 00:24:55,449 --> 00:25:00,955 Payton. 921 00:24:56,484 --> 00:25:01,990 >> Payton, Have You Finished 922 00:24:58,553 --> 00:25:03,056 That Extra-Credit Family History 923 00:25:01,022 --> 00:25:03,891 I Asked For? 924 00:25:02,056 --> 00:25:05,026 >> Oh. Yeah. 925 00:25:03,123 --> 00:25:06,928 Mm. 926 00:25:03,958 --> 00:25:08,563 Here. 927 00:25:05,093 --> 00:25:10,497 Although, I'm Not Really Sure 928 00:25:06,995 --> 00:25:12,467 Why The School Needs To Know 929 00:25:08,630 --> 00:25:13,401 That My Dad Loves Piña Coladas 930 00:25:10,564 --> 00:25:14,468 But Doesn't Like Getting Caught 931 00:25:12,534 --> 00:25:16,304 In The Rain. 932 00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:18,206 >> Oh. 933 00:25:14,535 --> 00:25:19,274 Boxer Briefs. 934 00:25:16,371 --> 00:25:21,109 Surprising Choice, But 935 00:25:18,273 --> 00:25:21,109 Impressive. 936 00:25:19,341 --> 00:25:21,109 >> Can I Have My Phone? 937 00:25:23,410 --> 00:25:28,583 I Tried Asking Her Out. 938 00:25:25,013 --> 00:25:30,318 >> If You Don't Ask Her Out By 939 00:25:26,948 --> 00:25:31,486 Tomorrow, You're A Lost Cause, 940 00:25:28,650 --> 00:25:32,887 And I Don't Work With Lost 941 00:25:30,384 --> 00:25:33,453 Causes. 942 00:25:31,553 --> 00:25:34,988 >> Tomorrow? 943 00:25:33,019 --> 00:25:36,157 [ Sighs ] 944 00:25:33,586 --> 00:25:36,157 I Know Exactly What's Gonna 945 00:25:35,122 --> 00:25:36,158 Happen. 946 00:25:40,195 --> 00:25:45,533 Hello, Samantha. 947 00:25:42,464 --> 00:25:48,136 Just Wondering If You Wanted To 948 00:25:44,399 --> 00:25:50,839 Rock The Hizzy With 949 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:52,474 Tickle Attack. 950 00:25:48,202 --> 00:25:52,473 That's My Guitar Hero Cover Band 951 00:25:50,905 --> 00:25:52,473 With Ollie And Chester. 952 00:25:56,945 --> 00:26:01,916 I'll Text Her -- Later Tonight. 953 00:25:58,947 --> 00:26:02,851 >> Wow! 954 00:25:59,948 --> 00:26:04,285 You're So Romantic. 955 00:26:01,983 --> 00:26:05,386 >> Oh. 956 00:26:02,918 --> 00:26:06,888 Well, I Mean... 957 00:26:04,352 --> 00:26:07,522 >> Call Her. 958 00:26:05,452 --> 00:26:08,989 >> On The Phone? 959 00:26:06,955 --> 00:26:09,624 >> Yes! 960 00:26:07,589 --> 00:26:10,491 >> Hey, Carrie. 961 00:26:09,056 --> 00:26:13,627 >> What's Up, Girls? 962 00:26:09,690 --> 00:26:14,461 >> Ohhh! 963 00:26:10,557 --> 00:26:15,362 Were You Two Up Here Making Out? 964 00:26:13,695 --> 00:26:16,231 >> Yes. 965 00:26:14,528 --> 00:26:17,564 >> Nice. 966 00:26:15,430 --> 00:26:19,234 [ Both Squeal ] 967 00:26:16,297 --> 00:26:22,237 >> Are You Gonna Have Babies? 968 00:26:17,632 --> 00:26:23,036 >> What Are You Guys Doing Here? 969 00:26:19,301 --> 00:26:24,472 >> Oh, We're Hiding From... 970 00:26:22,304 --> 00:26:25,340 Ollie. 971 00:26:23,103 --> 00:26:26,240 >> Hey, Girl. What's Up? 972 00:26:24,604 --> 00:26:27,107 Hey, Girl. 973 00:26:25,472 --> 00:26:28,308 Hey, Girl. 974 00:26:26,373 --> 00:26:29,110 Hey, Girl. 975 00:26:27,174 --> 00:26:30,143 >> In The Library? 976 00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:31,179 Bad Plan. 977 00:26:29,177 --> 00:26:32,213 >> Oh, My God. 978 00:26:30,210 --> 00:26:33,247 Is This A Library? 979 00:26:31,246 --> 00:26:34,047 >> Y-You're Probably Right. 980 00:26:32,279 --> 00:26:34,449 We Should Go. We Should Go. 981 00:26:33,314 --> 00:26:35,048 >> Definitely Go. 982 00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:36,183 >> Let's Go. 983 00:26:34,516 --> 00:26:37,285 >> Gross. 984 00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:37,651 >> Okay, So, I Ran The Numbers, 985 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,151 And I Think It's A Better Use Of 986 00:26:37,352 --> 00:26:39,286 My Time -- 987 00:26:37,718 --> 00:26:40,622 Oh! 988 00:26:38,218 --> 00:26:41,389 >> I Totally Forgot -- 989 00:26:39,353 --> 00:26:42,155 I'm Loving The Top, Girl! 990 00:26:40,689 --> 00:26:43,224 >> Thanks. 991 00:26:41,456 --> 00:26:44,092 >> Mm-Hmm! 992 00:26:42,222 --> 00:26:44,558 >> Thanks. See Ya. 993 00:26:43,291 --> 00:26:45,126 >> Okay. Bye. 994 00:26:44,159 --> 00:26:46,593 >> Bye. 995 00:26:44,625 --> 00:26:47,228 Okay. 996 00:26:45,192 --> 00:26:48,930 So, You're Going To Call Her, 997 00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:50,364 Right? 998 00:26:47,295 --> 00:26:51,666 >> Well, Actually, I've Kind Of 999 00:26:48,997 --> 00:26:53,901 Been Working On These Pretty 1000 00:26:50,431 --> 00:26:55,035 Excellent Pickup Lines. 1001 00:26:51,733 --> 00:26:55,336 >> No Pickup Lines -- Ever. 1002 00:26:53,968 --> 00:26:57,005 >> But They're Really, Really 1003 00:26:55,103 --> 00:26:58,538 Good. 1004 00:26:55,402 --> 00:26:59,172 >> Don't You Realize Any Girl 1005 00:26:57,072 --> 00:27:00,574 With Half A Brain Hates Pickup 1006 00:26:58,605 --> 00:27:02,009 Lines? 1007 00:26:59,239 --> 00:27:02,943 >> Just -- Just Pretend That 1008 00:27:00,641 --> 00:27:03,611 You're Samantha, Okay? 1009 00:27:02,076 --> 00:27:05,579 >> [ Chuckles ] 1010 00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:06,213 Yeah, Carrie. 1011 00:27:03,678 --> 00:27:06,981 Pretend You Have Donkitis And No 1012 00:27:05,647 --> 00:27:07,682 Tits. 1013 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,315 Hey. Hey. 1014 00:27:07,047 --> 00:27:09,383 [ Chuckles ] 1015 00:27:07,748 --> 00:27:10,351 >> Hey, Baby. 1016 00:27:08,382 --> 00:27:11,251 >> [ Chuckling ] Please Don't. 1017 00:27:09,450 --> 00:27:13,220 >> Is Your Name Gillette? 1018 00:27:10,418 --> 00:27:14,289 >> I Don't Want To Know. 1019 00:27:11,318 --> 00:27:15,522 >> Because You Are The Best A 1020 00:27:13,287 --> 00:27:17,224 Man Can Get. 1021 00:27:14,355 --> 00:27:19,593 Oh, Hey, Carrie. 1022 00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:20,695 Are You An Architect? 1023 00:27:17,292 --> 00:27:21,996 Because You Seem To Make Every 1024 00:27:19,660 --> 00:27:22,497 Room You're In... 1025 00:27:20,762 --> 00:27:23,598 [ High-PITCHED ] Beautiful. 1026 00:27:22,063 --> 00:27:24,098 >> I Have One. 1027 00:27:22,564 --> 00:27:25,667 Do Your Pants Have Mirrors On 1028 00:27:23,664 --> 00:27:26,366 Them? 1029 00:27:24,164 --> 00:27:27,468 Because I Can Totally See Myself 1030 00:27:25,734 --> 00:27:28,937 In Them. 1031 00:27:26,433 --> 00:27:30,305 [ Laughs ] 1032 00:27:27,535 --> 00:27:31,672 >> [ Normal VOICE ] You Want To 1033 00:27:29,004 --> 00:27:33,373 Wear Her Pants? 1034 00:27:30,372 --> 00:27:35,276 >> [ Chuckling ] Right? 1035 00:27:31,739 --> 00:27:36,576 >> Forget The Pickup Lines. 1036 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:39,381 Pick Up A Phone And Just Call 1037 00:27:35,343 --> 00:27:39,381 Her And Ask Her Out. 1038 00:27:36,643 --> 00:27:39,381 She'll Say Yes. I Promise. 1039 00:27:41,248 --> 00:27:45,620 >> Okay. 1040 00:27:42,449 --> 00:27:47,220 >> Okay. 1041 00:27:43,651 --> 00:27:48,689 >> Okay, Thanks. 1042 00:27:45,687 --> 00:27:50,190 >> Why Is She Helping Him? 1043 00:27:47,353 --> 00:27:51,359 Maybe It's Because Payton's 1044 00:27:48,823 --> 00:27:52,593 Helping Me With Comics. 1045 00:27:50,324 --> 00:27:53,961 If She's Helping Him Because 1046 00:27:51,426 --> 00:27:55,096 He's Helping Me, Then It's Like 1047 00:27:52,726 --> 00:27:56,197 We're On The Same Team, And I 1048 00:27:54,094 --> 00:27:57,332 Should Be Helping Somebody...? 1049 00:27:55,228 --> 00:27:58,298 You Know, Next Time Grandma 1050 00:27:56,330 --> 00:27:59,434 Gets Out Of Her Car, I'm Gonna 1051 00:27:57,465 --> 00:28:00,101 Open The Door For Her. 1052 00:27:58,365 --> 00:28:00,634 >> You Stupid Boy! 1053 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,035 >> Ow! 1054 00:28:00,168 --> 00:28:03,137 >> [ Screams ] 1055 00:28:00,701 --> 00:28:03,537 >> When Mrs. Hooper's Blind Ass 1056 00:28:02,169 --> 00:28:04,205 Trips, I'll Stop Laughing 1057 00:28:03,269 --> 00:28:05,439 Sooner. 1058 00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:06,440 [ Chuckles ] 1059 00:28:04,272 --> 00:28:07,708 Or When Coach Bronko Has Us Run 1060 00:28:05,573 --> 00:28:08,376 Laps, I'll Slow Down So 1061 00:28:06,507 --> 00:28:10,210 Everyone Else Doesn't Look Like 1062 00:28:07,842 --> 00:28:10,210 Such Dorks. 1063 00:28:08,508 --> 00:28:10,210 [ Laughs ] 1064 00:28:14,516 --> 00:28:17,451 >> Hey. 1065 00:28:15,115 --> 00:28:19,019 >> Oh, Hey, Babe. 1066 00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:20,287 >> So, Did You Want To Hit The 1067 00:28:17,518 --> 00:28:20,755 Galleria And Then Maybe Go To 1068 00:28:19,086 --> 00:28:22,323 Ted Drewes For Some Frozen 1069 00:28:20,354 --> 00:28:22,589 Custard? 1070 00:28:20,822 --> 00:28:24,158 >> Actually, I Got This Thing To 1071 00:28:22,390 --> 00:28:25,626 Do. 1072 00:28:22,657 --> 00:28:26,660 >> What Thing? 1073 00:28:24,225 --> 00:28:28,362 >> Uh, It's For A Girl. 1074 00:28:25,692 --> 00:28:29,396 >> What Girl? 1075 00:28:26,728 --> 00:28:30,731 >> Um, No, You Don't Know Her. 1076 00:28:28,430 --> 00:28:32,266 She's In College. 1077 00:28:29,464 --> 00:28:34,135 >> Well [Scoffs] What Are You 1078 00:28:30,798 --> 00:28:34,701 Doing With This College Girl? 1079 00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:37,537 >> Oh, Just Lifting Stuff... 1080 00:28:34,201 --> 00:28:39,073 For Her. 1081 00:28:34,768 --> 00:28:41,575 She's Not Hot At All. 1082 00:28:37,604 --> 00:28:43,377 Neh. 1083 00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:46,747 You're Fine With It, Right? 1084 00:28:41,642 --> 00:28:48,449 >> Totally Fine. 1085 00:28:43,445 --> 00:28:51,586 >> Thanks, Babe. 1086 00:28:46,814 --> 00:28:54,389 I'll See Ya. 1087 00:28:48,516 --> 00:28:54,389 >> Have Fun Lifting Stuff. 1088 00:28:51,652 --> 00:28:54,389 With Your Not-Hot College Girl. 1089 00:28:56,824 --> 00:29:01,395 >> Let's...Call. 1090 00:28:59,193 --> 00:29:04,164 Yeah. 1091 00:29:00,195 --> 00:29:06,401 [ Sighs ] 1092 00:29:01,462 --> 00:29:08,235 [ Ringing ] 1093 00:29:04,231 --> 00:29:08,235 Ehh...Well, So, I'll Text Her. 1094 00:29:06,468 --> 00:29:08,236 [ Ringtone Plays ] 1095 00:29:08,535 --> 00:29:12,273 >> Call Her. 1096 00:29:09,603 --> 00:29:13,373 >> Can't I Just Text Her? 1097 00:29:11,506 --> 00:29:14,441 Please? 1098 00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:16,544 >> [ Scoffs ] 1099 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,411 Grow A Pair. 1100 00:29:14,508 --> 00:29:18,813 >> I'm Better At Writing Than 1101 00:29:16,611 --> 00:29:21,248 Talking. 1102 00:29:17,478 --> 00:29:21,248 >> Don't Text Me Until You've 1103 00:29:18,946 --> 00:29:21,249 Called And Asked Her Out. 1104 00:29:22,749 --> 00:29:28,522 >> [ Sighs ] 1105 00:29:25,786 --> 00:29:29,790 [ Ringing ] 1106 00:29:27,788 --> 00:29:30,490 >> Hi, IT'S Sam. 1107 00:29:28,655 --> 00:29:31,458 Unless YOU'RE STUPID, YOU KNOW 1108 00:29:29,923 --> 00:29:32,426 WHAT TO DO. 1109 00:29:30,557 --> 00:29:33,760 [ Beep ] 1110 00:29:31,526 --> 00:29:34,562 >> Hi, Samantha. 1111 00:29:32,494 --> 00:29:35,463 Um, So, I-I'm Sorry If I'm 1112 00:29:33,827 --> 00:29:36,730 Bugging You. 1113 00:29:34,629 --> 00:29:38,399 I Just -- I -- 1114 00:29:35,529 --> 00:29:39,666 Well, The Reason That I'm 1115 00:29:36,797 --> 00:29:41,803 Actually Calling Is -- Is That 1116 00:29:38,466 --> 00:29:42,670 I-I Wanted To Ask, Um -- 1117 00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:44,272 This Probably Sounds Crazy. 1118 00:29:41,870 --> 00:29:45,273 Mm. This Is -- 1119 00:29:42,737 --> 00:29:46,274 I-I Don't -- I -- I-If You're 1120 00:29:44,339 --> 00:29:46,707 Busy, That's Fine. 1121 00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:47,775 I-It's Fine If You're -- If 1122 00:29:46,341 --> 00:29:48,810 You're Busy. 1123 00:29:46,774 --> 00:29:49,310 Oh, I Wanted To That If Maybe 1124 00:29:47,842 --> 00:29:50,745 You Wanted To Really Just Do 1125 00:29:48,876 --> 00:29:51,344 The -- 1126 00:29:49,376 --> 00:29:54,548 >> You HAVE REACHED YOUR MESSAGE 1127 00:29:50,878 --> 00:29:55,483 LIMIT. 1128 00:29:51,478 --> 00:29:56,484 Goodbye. 1129 00:29:54,615 --> 00:29:58,318 >> Okay. 1130 00:29:55,549 --> 00:30:00,087 [ Sighs ] 1131 00:29:56,551 --> 00:30:00,088 Yeah. 1132 00:29:58,385 --> 00:30:00,087 [ Chime Tone Plays ] 1133 00:30:00,388 --> 00:30:04,192 >> I Would Love To Go Out With 1134 00:30:01,921 --> 00:30:04,191 You. 1135 00:30:02,488 --> 00:30:04,191 Colon, Dash, Parenthesis. 1136 00:30:04,491 --> 00:30:06,260 >> [ Clears Throat ] 1137 00:30:08,630 --> 00:30:11,766 [ Chime Tone Plays ] 1138 00:30:10,164 --> 00:30:14,501 >> Really! 1139 00:30:10,797 --> 00:30:15,635 [ Chuckles ] 1140 00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:18,105 >> You Want To Go... 1141 00:30:14,568 --> 00:30:19,139 I Have A Date. 1142 00:30:15,702 --> 00:30:20,373 Not With Carrie, But... 1143 00:30:18,172 --> 00:30:21,241 But Still A Date. 1144 00:30:19,207 --> 00:30:22,543 Whoo-Hoo! 1145 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,810 Yes! 1146 00:30:21,308 --> 00:30:25,646 Thank You. 1147 00:30:22,610 --> 00:30:25,647 Thank You. 1148 00:30:23,878 --> 00:30:25,647 [ Sighs ] 1149 00:30:27,847 --> 00:30:34,388 [ Cartoon Plays On Tv ] 1150 00:30:31,251 --> 00:30:34,388 Gale, Where's Dad? 1151 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:34,389 >> Stay Black! 1152 00:30:40,562 --> 00:30:44,599 >> Dad. 1153 00:30:41,196 --> 00:30:46,167 Can I Borrow The Car Friday 1154 00:30:42,529 --> 00:30:48,735 Night? 1155 00:30:44,666 --> 00:30:50,171 >> Why? 1156 00:30:46,234 --> 00:30:51,672 >> I...Have A Date. 1157 00:30:48,803 --> 00:30:53,808 >> With A Girl? 1158 00:30:50,237 --> 00:30:54,508 >> Yes, With A Girl. 1159 00:30:51,738 --> 00:30:55,610 >> [ Chuckling ] Okay, Good. 1160 00:30:53,874 --> 00:30:56,611 All Right. 1161 00:30:54,575 --> 00:30:58,545 You Can Drive Brunella. 1162 00:30:55,677 --> 00:30:59,714 >> [ Scoffing ] Oh. 1163 00:30:56,678 --> 00:31:01,248 Dad. Dad. 1164 00:30:58,612 --> 00:31:02,449 First Date Here, Okay? 1165 00:30:59,780 --> 00:31:03,817 Can't Ruin My Reputation By 1166 00:31:01,315 --> 00:31:04,518 Showing Up In Brunella. 1167 00:31:02,516 --> 00:31:06,254 >> Name One Thing Wrong With 1168 00:31:03,884 --> 00:31:07,454 Brunella. 1169 00:31:04,585 --> 00:31:07,889 >> One Thing? 1170 00:31:06,321 --> 00:31:09,323 The Taillight Is Held On By 1171 00:31:07,522 --> 00:31:09,624 Duct Tape. 1172 00:31:07,956 --> 00:31:10,891 The Passenger Seat Belt Is Duct 1173 00:31:09,390 --> 00:31:12,325 Tape. 1174 00:31:09,690 --> 00:31:15,529 I'm Pretty Sure The Only Thing 1175 00:31:10,958 --> 00:31:17,465 That Keeps The Car Together Is 1176 00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:20,168 The Rust. 1177 00:31:15,596 --> 00:31:21,334 The Rust And The Duct Tape. 1178 00:31:17,532 --> 00:31:21,802 >> Son, That Is What We Call 1179 00:31:20,235 --> 00:31:22,904 "Character." 1180 00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,938 >> [ Sighs ] 1181 00:31:21,869 --> 00:31:25,273 >> Look, Do You Want This Girl 1182 00:31:22,970 --> 00:31:26,406 To Go Out With You Because 1183 00:31:24,005 --> 00:31:28,910 You're Driving A Nice Car Or ' 1184 00:31:25,340 --> 00:31:30,745 'Cause Of What You Got Inside? 1185 00:31:26,474 --> 00:31:31,779 >> Dad, First Date Here. 1186 00:31:28,977 --> 00:31:32,747 >> Well, Wh-- What Is Wrong With 1187 00:31:30,812 --> 00:31:34,782 Driving Brunella? 1188 00:31:31,845 --> 00:31:35,715 What's The Worst That Can 1189 00:31:32,814 --> 00:31:37,317 Happen? 1190 00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:38,886 [ Tires Squeal ] 1191 00:31:35,783 --> 00:31:39,786 >> Actually, The Worst Thing 1192 00:31:37,384 --> 00:31:40,887 That Could Happen Would Be If A 1193 00:31:39,018 --> 00:31:42,189 Truck Driver Driving 1194 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,190 Cross-Country Finds Out That 1195 00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:44,291 The Woman That He Was In Love 1196 00:31:42,323 --> 00:31:46,294 With On The Internet Was 1197 00:31:43,324 --> 00:31:47,795 Actually Just A Pimply Faced 1198 00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:49,496 16-Year-Old Boy. 1199 00:31:46,427 --> 00:31:51,199 So He Loads Up On A Mixture Of 1200 00:31:47,928 --> 00:31:52,433 Nodoz And Jack Daniel's, Which 1201 00:31:49,630 --> 00:31:53,633 Causes Him To Temporarily Lose 1202 00:31:51,332 --> 00:31:54,869 Control Of His Big Rig, 1203 00:31:52,565 --> 00:31:56,336 Swerving Into My Lane, And, 1204 00:31:53,766 --> 00:31:57,470 Because Brunella Doesn't Have 1205 00:31:55,001 --> 00:31:58,705 Automatic Steering, Forcing Me 1206 00:31:56,469 --> 00:32:00,440 Into The Guardrail, Then 1207 00:31:57,603 --> 00:32:01,942 Through It, Then Down A Cliff 1208 00:31:58,773 --> 00:32:03,778 As We Tumble End Over End Until 1209 00:32:00,574 --> 00:32:05,880 It Lands Upside Down, Crushing 1210 00:32:02,075 --> 00:32:07,814 Us, Catching Fire, And We 1211 00:32:03,910 --> 00:32:09,417 Slowly Burn And Bleed To Death 1212 00:32:06,013 --> 00:32:10,851 At The Same Time. 1213 00:32:07,882 --> 00:32:11,718 >> All Right, Look -- If A Girl 1214 00:32:09,484 --> 00:32:14,956 Will Date You Driving Brunella, 1215 00:32:10,918 --> 00:32:15,723 She's A Keeper. 1216 00:32:11,785 --> 00:32:16,791 >> Dad, Please? 1217 00:32:15,023 --> 00:32:19,493 >> You Know What? 1218 00:32:15,789 --> 00:32:21,928 You're Never A Loser Till You 1219 00:32:16,858 --> 00:32:24,199 Quit Trying. 1220 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:24,199 >> What?! 1221 00:32:21,996 --> 00:32:24,199 >> Mike Ditka. 1222 00:32:28,335 --> 00:32:31,538 >> What You Up To? 1223 00:32:29,603 --> 00:32:32,640 >> Geez! 1224 00:32:30,337 --> 00:32:33,773 [ Chuckling ] Nothing. 1225 00:32:31,605 --> 00:32:34,441 Why Would I Be Up To Something? 1226 00:32:32,707 --> 00:32:34,976 It's Not Like I Have Anything To 1227 00:32:33,841 --> 00:32:36,010 Hide From You. 1228 00:32:34,508 --> 00:32:38,246 [ Chuckles ] 1229 00:32:35,043 --> 00:32:38,813 >> So, How Did Lifting Go With 1230 00:32:36,076 --> 00:32:39,913 That College Girl? 1231 00:32:38,313 --> 00:32:41,849 >> What? 1232 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:43,818 >> You Know, That College Girl 1233 00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:44,684 That You Had To Lift Stuff For. 1234 00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:46,254 >> Oh. Yeah, That. 1235 00:32:43,884 --> 00:32:47,520 Um... 1236 00:32:44,751 --> 00:32:48,822 Yeah, It Went Okay. 1237 00:32:46,321 --> 00:32:49,857 Actually, It Went So Well, She 1238 00:32:47,587 --> 00:32:51,358 Wants Me To Lift Stuff For Her 1239 00:32:48,890 --> 00:32:51,993 A Couple Times A Week. 1240 00:32:49,923 --> 00:32:53,693 >> She Does, Does She? 1241 00:32:51,426 --> 00:32:55,362 >> [ Chuckles ] 1242 00:32:52,060 --> 00:32:55,763 >> I Guess We're Both Lucky To 1243 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,796 Have Such A Strong Man In Our 1244 00:32:55,430 --> 00:32:57,898 Lives. 1245 00:32:55,830 --> 00:32:59,400 >> Totally. 1246 00:32:56,863 --> 00:32:59,967 >> So, What's This Lucky Girl's 1247 00:32:57,965 --> 00:33:01,869 Name? 1248 00:32:59,467 --> 00:33:02,603 >> Andy. 1249 00:33:00,034 --> 00:33:03,737 >> And Where Does Andy Go To 1250 00:33:01,936 --> 00:33:05,406 School? 1251 00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:07,941 >> College. Duh. 1252 00:33:03,805 --> 00:33:09,009 >> What's She Studying? 1253 00:33:05,472 --> 00:33:10,377 >> Books, Mostly. 1254 00:33:08,008 --> 00:33:10,810 >> Great. 1255 00:33:09,076 --> 00:33:13,546 Well, I'll Have To Meet Her 1256 00:33:10,445 --> 00:33:14,548 Sometime. 1257 00:33:10,878 --> 00:33:15,850 >> Ohhh, Uh... 1258 00:33:13,613 --> 00:33:16,917 I'm Sorry. 1259 00:33:14,614 --> 00:33:17,984 I-I Mean, No. 1260 00:33:15,917 --> 00:33:18,519 You Two Won't Get Along. 1261 00:33:16,984 --> 00:33:19,387 She'd Be Way Too Jealous Of 1262 00:33:18,052 --> 00:33:20,888 Your... 1263 00:33:18,585 --> 00:33:21,889 [ Inhales Sharply ] 1264 00:33:19,453 --> 00:33:23,757 ...Beauty And...Stuff. 1265 00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:24,692 [ Chuckles ] 1266 00:33:21,956 --> 00:33:25,760 >> Well, I Wouldn't Want To Make 1267 00:33:23,891 --> 00:33:26,794 Her Jealous. 1268 00:33:24,758 --> 00:33:27,995 Maybe You And I Should Stop 1269 00:33:25,826 --> 00:33:29,563 Seeing Each Other Till, You 1270 00:33:26,861 --> 00:33:31,332 Know, You're Done Lifting Stuff. 1271 00:33:28,062 --> 00:33:34,035 >> Hey, Hey. 1272 00:33:29,630 --> 00:33:35,870 Don't Be Silly. 1273 00:33:31,399 --> 00:33:35,870 We're Just Friends. 1274 00:33:34,102 --> 00:33:35,870 >> Okay. 1275 00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:43,076 >> Oh, Look. 1276 00:33:40,807 --> 00:33:43,910 It's The Rolling Hill Retards! 1277 00:33:42,543 --> 00:33:45,680 >> Boo! 1278 00:33:43,143 --> 00:33:46,479 >> Dude! 1279 00:33:43,978 --> 00:33:48,483 >> That Never Gets Old! 1280 00:33:45,747 --> 00:33:48,483 >> Ugh! 1281 00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:48,482 >> Apparently, Neither Do They. 1282 00:33:51,385 --> 00:33:55,488 >> So, Looks Like Your Little 1283 00:33:52,687 --> 00:33:57,958 Dr. Phil Theories About Me Were 1284 00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:58,658 Wrong, Because I Asked Samantha 1285 00:33:55,555 --> 00:34:00,393 Out, And She Said Yes. 1286 00:33:58,025 --> 00:34:01,562 >> See? 1287 00:33:58,726 --> 00:34:03,331 I Knew You Had It In You. 1288 00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:04,064 With Some Prodding. 1289 00:34:01,629 --> 00:34:05,866 >> Why Didn't You Tell Me They 1290 00:34:03,398 --> 00:34:06,534 Killed Robin? 1291 00:34:04,132 --> 00:34:08,068 >> Clark, This Is A Really Big 1292 00:34:05,932 --> 00:34:08,936 Moment. 1293 00:34:06,601 --> 00:34:10,104 Payton's About To Go On His 1294 00:34:08,135 --> 00:34:10,637 First Date. 1295 00:34:09,003 --> 00:34:11,539 >> What Makes You Think It's My 1296 00:34:10,171 --> 00:34:12,373 First? 1297 00:34:10,704 --> 00:34:13,440 >> It's Nothing To Be 1298 00:34:11,606 --> 00:34:13,874 Embarrassed About. 1299 00:34:12,439 --> 00:34:16,543 You're Just A Late Bloomer, 1300 00:34:13,508 --> 00:34:17,878 That's All. 1301 00:34:13,941 --> 00:34:19,413 But I Am So Proud Of You. 1302 00:34:16,610 --> 00:34:19,979 >> How Could They Kill Robin? 1303 00:34:17,945 --> 00:34:20,881 >> They Killed Off The Second 1304 00:34:19,479 --> 00:34:22,048 Robin, Okay? 1305 00:34:20,046 --> 00:34:22,849 The Jason Todd Robin. 1306 00:34:20,947 --> 00:34:23,883 But He Was A Jerk, And The Joker 1307 00:34:22,115 --> 00:34:25,052 Caught Him Anyway. 1308 00:34:22,916 --> 00:34:26,420 They Left It Up To The Fans 1309 00:34:23,950 --> 00:34:26,853 Whether They Wanted Him To Live 1310 00:34:25,119 --> 00:34:27,988 Or Die, And They All Said, "Get 1311 00:34:26,487 --> 00:34:29,757 Rid Of Him." 1312 00:34:26,921 --> 00:34:30,524 But It's Okay, Because 1313 00:34:28,054 --> 00:34:31,858 Superboy-Prime Can Punch People 1314 00:34:29,824 --> 00:34:33,059 Back Alive. 1315 00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:35,362 >> It's Just Wrong. 1316 00:34:31,925 --> 00:34:37,430 It's Unamerican. 1317 00:34:33,126 --> 00:34:38,565 I Mean, It's Always Been Batman 1318 00:34:35,429 --> 00:34:39,065 And Robin, Montana And Rice, Or 1319 00:34:37,497 --> 00:34:39,833 Bert And Ernie. 1320 00:34:38,633 --> 00:34:41,569 [ Chuckles ] 1321 00:34:39,133 --> 00:34:43,104 >> Anyway... 1322 00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:43,737 So, Where Are You Taking Her? 1323 00:34:41,635 --> 00:34:45,438 >> Uh, My Dad Recommended This 1324 00:34:43,171 --> 00:34:46,040 Place. 1325 00:34:43,804 --> 00:34:48,641 He Took My Mom There On Their 1326 00:34:45,505 --> 00:34:50,643 First Date. 1327 00:34:46,106 --> 00:34:52,412 >> That Is So Romantic. 1328 00:34:48,709 --> 00:34:52,780 So Much More Romantic Than Where 1329 00:34:50,711 --> 00:34:54,048 We Went On Our First Date. 1330 00:34:52,479 --> 00:34:54,849 >> What? 1331 00:34:52,847 --> 00:34:56,450 Under The Bleachers After School 1332 00:34:54,115 --> 00:34:57,551 Wasn't Romantic? 1333 00:34:54,916 --> 00:34:58,419 >> No. 1334 00:34:56,517 --> 00:35:00,121 >> It Was For Me. 1335 00:34:57,617 --> 00:35:01,889 [ Chuckles ] 1336 00:34:58,485 --> 00:35:03,556 >> Okay, This Is Very Important. 1337 00:35:00,188 --> 00:35:03,858 Always Open The Door For Her, 1338 00:35:01,956 --> 00:35:05,459 Especially When Getting In The 1339 00:35:03,624 --> 00:35:06,927 Car. 1340 00:35:03,925 --> 00:35:08,595 Go Around To Her Side First, 1341 00:35:05,525 --> 00:35:09,429 Open The Door, Let Her In, Then 1342 00:35:06,994 --> 00:35:10,664 Close The Door, Go Back Around 1343 00:35:08,662 --> 00:35:12,166 To Your Side. 1344 00:35:09,496 --> 00:35:13,767 It's Very Gentlemanlike. 1345 00:35:10,731 --> 00:35:14,135 >> And That Way, You Get A Good 1346 00:35:12,233 --> 00:35:15,836 Look At Her Ass When She Sits 1347 00:35:13,834 --> 00:35:17,037 Down. 1348 00:35:14,202 --> 00:35:17,872 >> You'll Know She Really Likes 1349 00:35:15,903 --> 00:35:18,839 You If She Gives You... 1350 00:35:17,104 --> 00:35:20,441 A Reach-Over. 1351 00:35:17,938 --> 00:35:21,941 >> A Reach-Over? 1352 00:35:18,905 --> 00:35:22,675 >> It's When She Reaches Over 1353 00:35:20,508 --> 00:35:24,412 And Unlocks The Door Before You 1354 00:35:22,008 --> 00:35:25,945 Get There. 1355 00:35:22,742 --> 00:35:26,479 At Dinner, Find Out What She 1356 00:35:24,479 --> 00:35:28,048 Wants, And Then Order It For 1357 00:35:26,012 --> 00:35:28,982 Her. 1358 00:35:26,546 --> 00:35:29,916 Compliment Her On Her Outfit. 1359 00:35:28,115 --> 00:35:30,418 And Her Hair. 1360 00:35:29,050 --> 00:35:31,986 Or Her Shoes. 1361 00:35:29,983 --> 00:35:32,886 Ah! 1362 00:35:30,485 --> 00:35:35,155 Girls Love It When You Notice 1363 00:35:32,052 --> 00:35:36,423 Their Shoes. 1364 00:35:32,954 --> 00:35:37,525 You Want To Be Strong, But 1365 00:35:35,222 --> 00:35:38,191 Sensitive... 1366 00:35:36,490 --> 00:35:39,092 Mysterious... 1367 00:35:37,592 --> 00:35:39,760 Informative... 1368 00:35:38,258 --> 00:35:41,061 Interesting... 1369 00:35:39,159 --> 00:35:41,628 Removed. 1370 00:35:39,827 --> 00:35:42,830 You Want To Impress Her At All 1371 00:35:41,128 --> 00:35:43,463 Times. 1372 00:35:41,695 --> 00:35:44,664 You Want Everything To Run 1373 00:35:42,896 --> 00:35:46,032 Smoothly. 1374 00:35:43,530 --> 00:35:46,599 You Want To Be Perfect. 1375 00:35:44,731 --> 00:35:48,067 >> You Want To Get To Second 1376 00:35:46,099 --> 00:35:48,902 Base! 1377 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:51,671 Any First Date Where You Don't 1378 00:35:48,135 --> 00:35:52,673 Is A Failure. 1379 00:35:48,970 --> 00:35:54,875 >> Can't I Just Be Myself? 1380 00:35:51,738 --> 00:35:56,778 >> Both: No! 1381 00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:56,778 [ Engine Sputtering ] 1382 00:35:54,941 --> 00:35:56,777 [ Engine Backfires ] 1383 00:36:00,847 --> 00:36:04,517 [ Stomach Gurgles ] 1384 00:36:03,050 --> 00:36:06,454 [ Camera Shutter Clicks ] 1385 00:36:03,885 --> 00:36:06,454 >> Uh-Oh. 1386 00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:06,453 That Didn't Sound Too Good. 1387 00:36:08,655 --> 00:36:13,026 Got To Love Taco Day. 1388 00:36:09,956 --> 00:36:14,494 >> Yeah. 1389 00:36:10,657 --> 00:36:15,996 Favorite Lunch Day By Far. 1390 00:36:13,093 --> 00:36:15,996 >> Only Good Things Can Come 1391 00:36:14,561 --> 00:36:15,996 From Taco Day. 1392 00:36:18,566 --> 00:36:21,735 At This Point, I Was Thinking I 1393 00:36:20,066 --> 00:36:23,637 May Have Eaten One Too Many 1394 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:23,637 Tacos. 1395 00:36:21,802 --> 00:36:23,637 [ Stomach Gurgles ] 1396 00:36:28,008 --> 00:36:29,776 [ Engine Shuts Off ] 1397 00:36:36,050 --> 00:36:38,519 [ Farts ] 1398 00:36:36,717 --> 00:36:40,555 Oh! 1399 00:36:37,251 --> 00:36:40,555 [ Sighs ] 1400 00:36:38,586 --> 00:36:40,555 Stupid Taco Day. 1401 00:36:42,889 --> 00:36:45,925 [ Farts ] 1402 00:36:44,025 --> 00:36:46,227 Okay. 1403 00:36:44,592 --> 00:36:47,994 Tell Her I Like Her Shoes. 1404 00:36:45,992 --> 00:36:48,828 No. 1405 00:36:46,293 --> 00:36:50,129 No, Tell Her I Like Her Outfit. 1406 00:36:48,061 --> 00:36:52,032 Or Her Hair. 1407 00:36:48,896 --> 00:36:52,033 O-Or Her Shoes. 1408 00:36:50,197 --> 00:36:52,032 [ Knock On Door ] 1409 00:36:55,068 --> 00:36:57,704 Samantha, You Look -- 1410 00:36:55,936 --> 00:36:58,104 >> Hey, I'm Not Ready Yet, So, 1411 00:36:57,003 --> 00:36:59,940 Uh, Hey, Come In. 1412 00:36:57,771 --> 00:36:59,940 Just Relax. 1413 00:36:58,171 --> 00:36:59,940 I'll Be Done In Two Minutes. 1414 00:37:02,809 --> 00:37:07,047 >> ♪ No More Stress And... ♪ 1415 00:37:04,045 --> 00:37:07,048 >> Okay. 1416 00:37:04,945 --> 00:37:07,047 >> ♪ ...No More Strain ♪ 1417 00:37:10,584 --> 00:37:13,653 >> Um... 1418 00:37:11,217 --> 00:37:14,654 [ Groans ] 1419 00:37:12,153 --> 00:37:16,724 >> ♪ Sitting Back ♪ 1420 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:17,157 >> [ Farting ] 1421 00:37:14,722 --> 00:37:19,994 >> ♪ Happy Jack, Time To Relax ♪ 1422 00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:20,995 >> Ugh! 1423 00:37:17,224 --> 00:37:23,064 >> ♪ Take It Easy, Take It 1424 00:37:20,061 --> 00:37:23,064 Slow ♪ 1425 00:37:21,061 --> 00:37:23,063 >> [ Groaning, Farting ] 1426 00:37:26,834 --> 00:37:31,171 >> ♪ Am I Happy? Hmm ♪ 1427 00:37:29,103 --> 00:37:32,206 ♪ Just A Touch ♪ 1428 00:37:30,838 --> 00:37:36,944 >> [ Farts ] 1429 00:37:31,238 --> 00:37:37,778 >> ♪ Sitting Back ♪ 1430 00:37:32,273 --> 00:37:39,179 ♪ Happy Jack, Time To Relax ♪ 1431 00:37:37,010 --> 00:37:39,746 >> Oh. [ Chuckles ] 1432 00:37:37,845 --> 00:37:40,080 >> ♪ Going Somewhere, Don't Care 1433 00:37:39,246 --> 00:37:42,182 Where ♪ 1434 00:37:39,813 --> 00:37:42,815 >> Wow. 1435 00:37:40,146 --> 00:37:44,117 >> ♪ 'Cause He's Happy To Stay ♪ 1436 00:37:42,249 --> 00:37:46,253 >> [ Gagging ] 1437 00:37:42,883 --> 00:37:48,089 >> ♪ Till The Journey's End ♪ 1438 00:37:44,184 --> 00:37:48,088 >> [ Sniffs ] 1439 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,088 >> Ugh. 1440 00:37:53,327 --> 00:37:57,698 Oh. Sorry To Be Rude. 1441 00:37:54,394 --> 00:37:58,599 These Are My Parents, Suzie And 1442 00:37:55,963 --> 00:38:00,633 Thomas Gibson. 1443 00:37:57,764 --> 00:38:02,068 >> Ohh. 1444 00:37:58,666 --> 00:38:03,003 >> [ Clears Throat ] 1445 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:04,871 Taco Day, Huh? 1446 00:38:02,135 --> 00:38:04,871 >> I'll Be Right Back. 1447 00:38:03,070 --> 00:38:04,872 >> [ Sniffing ] 1448 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:12,579 [ Clock Ticking ] 1449 00:38:09,976 --> 00:38:12,979 >> Just So You Know, You Have, 1450 00:38:11,278 --> 00:38:14,348 Uh, Nothing To Worry About 1451 00:38:12,646 --> 00:38:14,949 Tonight. 1452 00:38:13,046 --> 00:38:16,215 Your Daughter's In Very Good 1453 00:38:14,414 --> 00:38:17,016 Hands. 1454 00:38:15,016 --> 00:38:20,954 I Promise To Be A Perfect 1455 00:38:16,282 --> 00:38:22,889 Gentleman. 1456 00:38:17,084 --> 00:38:25,292 Just Dinner, Movie, Home. 1457 00:38:21,021 --> 00:38:26,759 You Know, No -- No Monkey 1458 00:38:22,956 --> 00:38:28,161 Business. 1459 00:38:25,358 --> 00:38:30,163 >> We Feel Very Safe In Our 1460 00:38:26,827 --> 00:38:31,165 Belief That You're Going To Be 1461 00:38:28,229 --> 00:38:32,866 An Absolutely Perfect Gentleman 1462 00:38:30,231 --> 00:38:34,234 Tonight. 1463 00:38:31,231 --> 00:38:35,969 >> And Everything Samantha Has 1464 00:38:32,932 --> 00:38:37,637 Told Us About You Says That 1465 00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:38,838 You're A Charming, Well-Behaved 1466 00:38:36,037 --> 00:38:40,240 Young Man. 1467 00:38:37,704 --> 00:38:41,275 >> We Just Wanted You To Know 1468 00:38:38,905 --> 00:38:42,642 That. 1469 00:38:40,307 --> 00:38:44,278 >> Mm-Hmm. 1470 00:38:41,342 --> 00:38:47,648 >> [ Chuckles ] 1471 00:38:42,709 --> 00:38:49,316 Okay. 1472 00:38:44,345 --> 00:38:52,785 >> I Know Where You Live. 1473 00:38:47,715 --> 00:38:54,622 >> Um... 1474 00:38:49,383 --> 00:38:54,622 >> I Know Where To Bury A Body. 1475 00:38:52,853 --> 00:38:54,621 >> Okay. 1476 00:38:56,856 --> 00:39:01,160 I'm Not -- I'm Not One Of Those 1477 00:38:58,858 --> 00:39:03,764 "Wham, Bam, Thank You, Ma'am" 1478 00:39:00,795 --> 00:39:04,999 Guys. 1479 00:39:01,228 --> 00:39:06,233 No, I Keep My Hands To Myself. 1480 00:39:03,831 --> 00:39:07,767 I-I Actually Have A Friend -- 1481 00:39:05,066 --> 00:39:09,236 Well, Not Really A Friend, 1482 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:10,804 But -- But He Thinks A-A First 1483 00:39:07,834 --> 00:39:12,271 Date Is A Failure Unless You Get 1484 00:39:09,302 --> 00:39:13,139 To Second Base, But I Have No 1485 00:39:10,871 --> 00:39:13,407 Plans To Get To Second Base With 1486 00:39:12,338 --> 00:39:14,874 Your Daughter. 1487 00:39:13,206 --> 00:39:15,775 No. 1488 00:39:13,474 --> 00:39:16,809 I Am Not Interested In Her 1489 00:39:14,941 --> 00:39:17,744 Breasts At All. 1490 00:39:15,842 --> 00:39:19,012 N-N-Not That I Don't Like Them. 1491 00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:20,648 I Mean, They're Very Nice -- 1492 00:39:17,811 --> 00:39:22,115 Small, But Nice, You Know. 1493 00:39:19,079 --> 00:39:22,650 Not -- Not The Nicest In School. 1494 00:39:20,715 --> 00:39:24,651 I Mean, I Can See Where She Gets 1495 00:39:22,182 --> 00:39:25,385 Them. 1496 00:39:22,717 --> 00:39:27,153 Not That You Have Small Breasts, 1497 00:39:24,718 --> 00:39:28,255 Miss Gibson. 1498 00:39:25,452 --> 00:39:29,956 Just Saying That They're... 1499 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:31,025 There, You Know. 1500 00:39:28,322 --> 00:39:32,726 So, Chances Are That Samantha 1501 00:39:30,023 --> 00:39:34,160 Got Them From You. 1502 00:39:31,092 --> 00:39:34,862 Not That Mr. Gibson's Side Of 1503 00:39:32,793 --> 00:39:35,863 The Family Doesn't Have Nice 1504 00:39:34,228 --> 00:39:38,432 Breasts. 1505 00:39:34,929 --> 00:39:39,298 I'm Sure They Do. 1506 00:39:35,929 --> 00:39:40,833 They Seem...Nice And... 1507 00:39:38,499 --> 00:39:42,302 Small. 1508 00:39:39,365 --> 00:39:43,871 You Know, I Actually Prefer 1509 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:44,237 Small Breasts, And I Find Your 1510 00:39:42,369 --> 00:39:45,271 Daughter's To Be A Very Fine 1511 00:39:43,938 --> 00:39:46,305 Size. 1512 00:39:44,304 --> 00:39:47,273 N-Not That I Just Spend All My 1513 00:39:45,338 --> 00:39:48,275 Time In School Looking At Them. 1514 00:39:46,372 --> 00:39:49,175 I Mean, I Don't Spend All Of 1515 00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:51,277 Third Period Staring At Your 1516 00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:53,414 Daughter's Breasts, Okay? 1517 00:39:49,242 --> 00:39:55,382 So, Just To Be Clear, I Have No 1518 00:39:51,345 --> 00:39:56,250 Intention Whatsoever Of Going To 1519 00:39:53,481 --> 00:39:57,184 Second Base Tonight With Your 1520 00:39:55,449 --> 00:39:59,887 Daughter. 1521 00:39:56,316 --> 00:40:01,921 >> [ Gasps ] 1522 00:39:57,251 --> 00:40:03,257 Payton. 1523 00:39:59,954 --> 00:40:03,791 >> Yeah? 1524 00:40:01,988 --> 00:40:05,291 >> You Can Let Go Of My Breast 1525 00:40:03,324 --> 00:40:05,291 Now. 1526 00:40:03,858 --> 00:40:05,292 >> I'm Gonna Do That. 1527 00:40:07,528 --> 00:40:13,801 >> Okay. 1528 00:40:08,963 --> 00:40:13,801 Let's Go. 1529 00:40:11,865 --> 00:40:13,800 >> Pleasure Meeting Both Of You. 1530 00:40:20,273 --> 00:40:23,943 >> It's Another Thing To Check 1531 00:40:21,508 --> 00:40:24,878 Off My List -- Getting Felt Up 1532 00:40:22,943 --> 00:40:25,979 By A Date In Front Of My 1533 00:40:24,010 --> 00:40:27,146 Parents. 1534 00:40:24,945 --> 00:40:28,282 >> I Just Spent The Last Five 1535 00:40:26,046 --> 00:40:29,416 Minutes Talking To Your Parents 1536 00:40:27,213 --> 00:40:31,485 About Your Breasts. 1537 00:40:28,349 --> 00:40:33,287 I Was Actually Telling Them How 1538 00:40:29,483 --> 00:40:34,755 Much I Enjoyed Them. 1539 00:40:31,552 --> 00:40:36,923 And Then I Grabbed One. 1540 00:40:33,354 --> 00:40:38,792 >> You Told My Parents That I 1541 00:40:34,822 --> 00:40:39,892 Have Nice Boobs? 1542 00:40:36,990 --> 00:40:40,427 >> And Then...I Grabbed One. 1543 00:40:38,858 --> 00:40:42,429 I Am So Sorry. 1544 00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:44,298 >> No. 1545 00:40:40,494 --> 00:40:44,298 You're Super-Cool And Totally 1546 00:40:42,496 --> 00:40:44,298 Awesome. 1547 00:40:47,233 --> 00:40:50,903 [ Smooches ] 1548 00:40:48,101 --> 00:40:52,338 >> Oh. 1549 00:40:49,336 --> 00:40:53,908 >> [ Chuckles ] 1550 00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:53,907 >> Oh. 1551 00:40:52,405 --> 00:40:53,907 >> Oh. 1552 00:40:56,142 --> 00:41:00,213 >> Oh, Uh... 1553 00:40:57,545 --> 00:41:01,514 No! 1554 00:40:59,179 --> 00:41:03,149 >> Oh! 1555 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:04,351 >> Oh, I'm So Sorry! 1556 00:41:01,581 --> 00:41:05,284 Are You Okay? 1557 00:41:03,217 --> 00:41:05,853 >> [ Chuckles Nervously ] 1558 00:41:04,418 --> 00:41:07,822 >> I'm Sorry. I'm So Sorry. 1559 00:41:05,351 --> 00:41:07,821 Are You -- 1560 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,822 >> No Big Deal. I'm Fine. 1561 00:41:10,023 --> 00:41:14,360 >> I Really Like Your Outfit Or 1562 00:41:11,325 --> 00:41:15,763 Your Hair. 1563 00:41:12,392 --> 00:41:16,530 >> Thank You...? 1564 00:41:14,427 --> 00:41:17,163 >> I'm Just -- I'm Trying To Be 1565 00:41:15,829 --> 00:41:18,364 The Perfect Gentleman. 1566 00:41:16,597 --> 00:41:19,199 I'm Sorry. 1567 00:41:17,231 --> 00:41:20,200 >> You Don't Have To Apologize. 1568 00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:21,001 >> Just -- Sorry. 1569 00:41:19,266 --> 00:41:22,135 >> [ Chuckles ] 1570 00:41:20,267 --> 00:41:22,436 Stop Apologizing. 1571 00:41:21,068 --> 00:41:25,005 >> Sorry For Apologizing So 1572 00:41:22,202 --> 00:41:25,805 Much. 1573 00:41:22,503 --> 00:41:26,939 >> Stop. 1574 00:41:25,072 --> 00:41:28,809 >> Yeah. 1575 00:41:25,872 --> 00:41:31,244 No -- No More... 1576 00:41:27,007 --> 00:41:33,113 Apologizing...Anymore. 1577 00:41:28,876 --> 00:41:33,113 Sorry. 1578 00:41:31,311 --> 00:41:33,113 Sorry. 1579 00:41:47,327 --> 00:41:49,095 [ Engine Turns Over ] 1580 00:41:51,564 --> 00:41:59,173 [ Tires Squeal ] 1581 00:41:54,601 --> 00:42:01,208 >> ♪ I Can't Seem To Look Away ♪ 1582 00:41:57,037 --> 00:42:03,276 ♪ There You Are, I'm In A Daze ♪ 1583 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:05,345 ♪ Wondering If You Would Ever 1584 00:42:01,275 --> 00:42:07,213 Know ♪ 1585 00:42:03,343 --> 00:42:07,914 ♪ In The Street Or In The Hall ♪ 1586 00:42:05,412 --> 00:42:09,817 ♪ With Your Back Flat To The 1587 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:12,084 Wall ♪ 1588 00:42:07,981 --> 00:42:14,420 ♪ Where You Are Is Where I Want 1589 00:42:09,883 --> 00:42:16,556 To Go ♪ 1590 00:42:12,151 --> 00:42:18,592 ♪ I Can't Seem To Look Away ♪ 1591 00:42:14,488 --> 00:42:20,828 ♪ There You Are, I'm In A Daze ♪ 1592 00:42:16,624 --> 00:42:21,361 ♪ Wondering If You Would Ever 1593 00:42:18,659 --> 00:42:23,264 Know ♪ 1594 00:42:20,894 --> 00:42:23,264 ♪ In The -- ♪ 1595 00:42:21,427 --> 00:42:23,263 [ Engine, Radio Shut Off ] 1596 00:42:27,934 --> 00:42:32,238 South Price Road. 1597 00:42:28,903 --> 00:42:33,372 My Dad Says This Place Has The 1598 00:42:30,336 --> 00:42:35,441 Best Meat In Town. 1599 00:42:32,305 --> 00:42:37,278 [ Dance Music Plays ] 1600 00:42:33,439 --> 00:42:37,278 >> Isn't This North Price Road? 1601 00:42:35,508 --> 00:42:37,277 >> Come On. 1602 00:42:40,014 --> 00:42:44,184 Oh, Yeah. 1603 00:42:41,949 --> 00:42:45,351 This Is Gonna Be Good. 1604 00:42:43,217 --> 00:42:47,153 [ Audience Cheering ] 1605 00:42:44,251 --> 00:42:47,854 Uh, Where's The Hostess? 1606 00:42:45,418 --> 00:42:49,455 >> May I Have Your Attention, 1607 00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:51,157 Please? 1608 00:42:47,921 --> 00:42:53,126 Bring Your Seat Backs To Their 1609 00:42:49,523 --> 00:42:55,996 Upright And Locked Position. 1610 00:42:51,224 --> 00:42:57,930 Prepare For Takeoff. 1611 00:42:53,193 --> 00:42:59,099 Get Ready, Ladies, For The Best 1612 00:42:56,063 --> 00:43:00,934 Meat In Town. 1613 00:42:57,997 --> 00:43:00,934 >> Ugh! 1614 00:42:59,166 --> 00:43:00,934 [ Music Continues ] 1615 00:43:07,407 --> 00:43:12,412 >> Oh, My...God. 1616 00:43:09,242 --> 00:43:12,412 Is That Miss Stewart? 1617 00:43:10,610 --> 00:43:12,412 >> [ Screams ] 1618 00:43:18,084 --> 00:43:20,019 >> Oh, Cool. 1619 00:43:22,423 --> 00:43:26,426 >> [ Laughing ] 1620 00:43:23,590 --> 00:43:29,563 [ Gasps ] 1621 00:43:24,391 --> 00:43:31,398 >> Ugh! 1622 00:43:26,492 --> 00:43:31,398 >> [ Screams ] 1623 00:43:29,630 --> 00:43:31,398 [ Laughing ] 1624 00:43:37,671 --> 00:43:42,442 >> All...Right. 1625 00:43:40,007 --> 00:43:43,443 >> Interesting Choice For A 1626 00:43:41,407 --> 00:43:44,043 First Date, Payton. 1627 00:43:42,508 --> 00:43:45,579 >> Hi, Samantha. 1628 00:43:43,510 --> 00:43:47,014 >> Hi. 1629 00:43:44,110 --> 00:43:48,481 >> Look, I Can't Begin To Tell 1630 00:43:45,646 --> 00:43:50,350 You How Sorry I Am. 1631 00:43:47,081 --> 00:43:52,052 I Do Not Enjoy Looking At 1632 00:43:48,548 --> 00:43:52,686 Well-Built, Oiled-Up Men With 1633 00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:53,953 Sweat Dripping Down Their Nearly 1634 00:43:52,119 --> 00:43:55,055 Naked Bodies. 1635 00:43:52,753 --> 00:43:55,622 If I'd Known It Had Been Like 1636 00:43:54,021 --> 00:43:56,923 That, I Wouldn't Have Taken You 1637 00:43:55,121 --> 00:43:57,690 With Me. 1638 00:43:55,688 --> 00:43:59,525 Not -- Not That I Would Have 1639 00:43:56,990 --> 00:44:00,193 Gone On My Own. 1640 00:43:57,758 --> 00:44:02,429 [ Sighs ] 1641 00:43:59,592 --> 00:44:03,696 Great. 1642 00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:06,366 Now You Think I'm Probably Gay. 1643 00:44:02,496 --> 00:44:08,001 >> Did You Say Something After 1644 00:44:03,764 --> 00:44:09,336 "Well-Built, Oiled-Up Men"? 1645 00:44:06,432 --> 00:44:12,104 Remind Me To Ask Miss Stewart To 1646 00:44:08,068 --> 00:44:13,240 Organize Our Next Field Trip. 1647 00:44:09,403 --> 00:44:14,975 >> Carrie! 1648 00:44:12,171 --> 00:44:16,309 Hi, Carrie. 1649 00:44:13,307 --> 00:44:16,709 >> Aren't You On A Date? 1650 00:44:15,041 --> 00:44:18,311 >> I Was Under That Impression 1651 00:44:16,376 --> 00:44:19,947 Myself. 1652 00:44:16,776 --> 00:44:21,282 >> Payton! 1653 00:44:18,378 --> 00:44:21,281 Oh, Payton. 1654 00:44:20,014 --> 00:44:21,282 >> Hey, Clark. 1655 00:44:24,050 --> 00:44:30,423 >> How's The Date? 1656 00:44:26,519 --> 00:44:30,423 >> [ Laughs ] 1657 00:44:28,421 --> 00:44:30,423 [ Laughter ] 1658 00:44:34,293 --> 00:44:38,398 She Looks Like She Crapped Her 1659 00:44:35,461 --> 00:44:38,398 Pants. 1660 00:44:36,563 --> 00:44:38,398 [ Laughter Continues ] 1661 00:44:42,635 --> 00:44:44,505 [ Laughter Distorts ] 1662 00:44:51,211 --> 00:44:57,184 >> Those Are Really Nice Shoes. 1663 00:44:54,113 --> 00:44:58,517 >> Okay, Knock. 1664 00:44:55,715 --> 00:45:00,052 >> But You're Holding My Hand. 1665 00:44:57,251 --> 00:45:01,688 >> [ Scoffs ] 1666 00:44:58,584 --> 00:45:04,691 Okay, Now Knock. 1667 00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:05,726 >> I Don't -- I Don't... 1668 00:45:01,755 --> 00:45:08,295 >> [ Sighs ] 1669 00:45:04,758 --> 00:45:09,529 >> Uh... 1670 00:45:05,793 --> 00:45:10,630 >> What? 1671 00:45:08,362 --> 00:45:11,365 >> Okay, Tell Her I'm Here With 1672 00:45:09,595 --> 00:45:12,231 Your Jacket And That You're 1673 00:45:10,697 --> 00:45:12,632 Sending Me In. 1674 00:45:11,432 --> 00:45:14,200 >> Huh? 1675 00:45:12,298 --> 00:45:15,235 >> [ Sighs ] 1676 00:45:12,699 --> 00:45:16,403 This Is What I'm Gonna Do -- I'm 1677 00:45:14,267 --> 00:45:17,771 Gonna Go In There With Your 1678 00:45:15,302 --> 00:45:19,139 Jacket And I'm Gonna Claim That 1679 00:45:16,470 --> 00:45:20,073 It's Your Idea. 1680 00:45:17,838 --> 00:45:21,141 When She Comes Out, Tell Her She 1681 00:45:19,206 --> 00:45:23,110 Looks Nice, 'Cause She's 1682 00:45:20,139 --> 00:45:23,776 Obviously Gonna Be Feeling A 1683 00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:26,213 Little Insecure Right Now. 1684 00:45:23,177 --> 00:45:27,014 >> Wow. 1685 00:45:23,843 --> 00:45:27,780 You're Really Good At This. 1686 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,115 [ Breathes Deeply ] 1687 00:45:27,081 --> 00:45:29,783 Samantha! 1688 00:45:27,847 --> 00:45:31,985 Carrie's Gonna Be Coming In With 1689 00:45:29,182 --> 00:45:31,985 My Jacket. 1690 00:45:29,849 --> 00:45:31,985 >> [ Sarcastically ] Oh, Great. 1691 00:45:34,220 --> 00:45:37,023 >> [ Sighs ] 1692 00:45:35,088 --> 00:45:38,357 Just Don't Expect Me To Kiss Her 1693 00:45:36,289 --> 00:45:39,759 Good Night For You. 1694 00:45:37,090 --> 00:45:41,127 After This, You're On Your Own. 1695 00:45:38,425 --> 00:45:43,162 >> Hey. 1696 00:45:39,827 --> 00:45:44,731 She Gave Me A Reach-Around In 1697 00:45:41,195 --> 00:45:46,133 The Car. 1698 00:45:43,229 --> 00:45:46,800 >> It's Called A Reach-Over. 1699 00:45:44,798 --> 00:45:47,401 A Reach-Around's A Completely 1700 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,136 Different Thing. 1701 00:45:46,867 --> 00:45:50,771 >> Oh. 1702 00:45:47,467 --> 00:45:50,770 Maybe You'll Show Me That Later? 1703 00:45:49,202 --> 00:45:50,771 >> No. 1704 00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:59,246 >> Women Are Like Any Great 1705 00:45:56,608 --> 00:46:01,347 Football Play -- They're Hard 1706 00:45:58,510 --> 00:46:03,315 To Read. 1707 00:45:59,378 --> 00:46:05,317 So The Key Is To Stay Focused, 1708 00:46:01,481 --> 00:46:06,119 And Don't Get Distracted By 1709 00:46:03,449 --> 00:46:07,253 Their Footballs, If You Know 1710 00:46:05,450 --> 00:46:08,554 What I Mean. 1711 00:46:06,186 --> 00:46:09,655 >> [ Chuckles ] 1712 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:11,490 I Know What You Mean, Coach. 1713 00:46:08,621 --> 00:46:13,459 >> If You're Talking To A Woman 1714 00:46:09,789 --> 00:46:15,062 And You Feel The Urge To Look 1715 00:46:11,624 --> 00:46:17,130 At Those Distractions, Just 1716 00:46:13,592 --> 00:46:18,798 Look Down At Your Watch And 1717 00:46:15,195 --> 00:46:18,798 Regain Focus. 1718 00:46:17,197 --> 00:46:18,798 >> Hello, Miss Stewart. 1719 00:46:21,501 --> 00:46:26,372 Wait. 1720 00:46:22,869 --> 00:46:27,807 No Way Payton's Out This Late. 1721 00:46:25,771 --> 00:46:29,308 Okay. 1722 00:46:26,439 --> 00:46:31,077 Okay, 10 Minutes To Drive To 1723 00:46:27,874 --> 00:46:31,545 Samantha's House... 1724 00:46:29,376 --> 00:46:33,213 10 Minutes 'Cause She's Not 1725 00:46:31,144 --> 00:46:34,514 Ready Yet... 1726 00:46:31,612 --> 00:46:36,215 15 To The Restaurant... 1727 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:37,350 A Hour For Dinner -- No. 1728 00:46:34,581 --> 00:46:40,120 Hour And A Half Because Kids Get 1729 00:46:36,282 --> 00:46:41,287 Sucky Service... 1730 00:46:37,416 --> 00:46:42,255 10 To Drive Samantha Home... 1731 00:46:40,186 --> 00:46:43,589 5 Minutes For That Awkward 1732 00:46:41,354 --> 00:46:45,092 Moment In The Car... 1733 00:46:42,322 --> 00:46:46,492 10 Seconds For The Kiss... 1734 00:46:43,657 --> 00:46:47,794 A Minute Of Stalling, Waiting 1735 00:46:45,159 --> 00:46:48,728 For The Woody To Go Down, And He 1736 00:46:46,559 --> 00:46:50,396 Gets Out Of The Car And Walks 1737 00:46:47,860 --> 00:46:51,730 Her To The Door... 1738 00:46:48,795 --> 00:46:52,766 Wait. 1739 00:46:50,463 --> 00:46:55,735 What If It's A Good Kiss? 1740 00:46:51,798 --> 00:46:58,238 What If It's A Couple Kisses? 1741 00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:59,372 What If He Gets A Feel? 1742 00:46:55,802 --> 00:47:00,539 That Doesn't Add Up. 1743 00:46:58,304 --> 00:47:02,241 Ah, Shit! 1744 00:46:59,438 --> 00:47:02,241 Time To Call In Special Teams. 1745 00:47:00,606 --> 00:47:02,242 [ Speed-DIALING ] 1746 00:47:06,646 --> 00:47:11,317 >> There You Go. Enjoy. 1747 00:47:08,814 --> 00:47:13,820 >> I Took The Initiative Of 1748 00:47:09,816 --> 00:47:14,721 Ordering For Both Of Us, 1749 00:47:11,385 --> 00:47:16,156 Since...You Were So Busy Talking 1750 00:47:13,887 --> 00:47:17,724 To Carrie. 1751 00:47:14,787 --> 00:47:18,592 >> Oh, Yeah. 1752 00:47:16,222 --> 00:47:20,593 Isn't She Awesome? 1753 00:47:17,791 --> 00:47:22,262 >> ♪ Oh, Yeah! ♪ 1754 00:47:18,659 --> 00:47:23,296 ♪ Oh, Baby ♪ 1755 00:47:20,660 --> 00:47:23,296 ♪ Gimme That Sexy ♪ 1756 00:47:22,329 --> 00:47:23,296 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1757 00:47:26,733 --> 00:47:31,638 >> Yeah. 1758 00:47:28,202 --> 00:47:33,173 >> I'm So Hungry. 1759 00:47:30,503 --> 00:47:33,639 >> I Ordered Us Both The Same 1760 00:47:31,704 --> 00:47:34,473 Thing -- Grilled Patty Melts, My 1761 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,442 Favorite. 1762 00:47:33,706 --> 00:47:38,410 >> [ Muffled ] Mmm! 1763 00:47:34,541 --> 00:47:39,845 This Is So Good! 1764 00:47:35,508 --> 00:47:40,479 I've Never Had This Before. 1765 00:47:38,478 --> 00:47:43,483 >> [ Muffled ] It's The Grilled 1766 00:47:39,912 --> 00:47:44,918 Onions. 1767 00:47:40,546 --> 00:47:46,318 It Gives It That Kick. 1768 00:47:43,550 --> 00:47:47,854 >> [ Coughs ] 1769 00:47:44,985 --> 00:47:49,655 [ Spits ] 1770 00:47:46,385 --> 00:47:50,923 Did -- Did You Just Say 1771 00:47:47,921 --> 00:47:51,925 "Onions"? 1772 00:47:49,722 --> 00:47:53,492 >> Grilled Onions -- Lots Of 1773 00:47:50,990 --> 00:47:54,728 Them. 1774 00:47:51,992 --> 00:47:55,896 >> Uh-Oh. 1775 00:47:53,559 --> 00:47:57,163 >> What's Wrong? 1776 00:47:54,795 --> 00:47:57,898 >> I'm Allergic To Onions. 1777 00:47:55,963 --> 00:47:58,564 [ Stomach Gurgling ] 1778 00:47:57,231 --> 00:47:59,366 >> Wow. 1779 00:47:57,965 --> 00:48:00,499 >> Uh-Oh. 1780 00:47:58,632 --> 00:48:01,233 >> That Must Suck. 1781 00:47:59,432 --> 00:48:01,901 I Can't Imagine Not Being Able 1782 00:48:00,566 --> 00:48:02,535 To Eat Onions. 1783 00:48:01,300 --> 00:48:03,702 I Mean, I Put Them On 1784 00:48:01,968 --> 00:48:04,304 Everything. 1785 00:48:02,603 --> 00:48:04,938 So, Like, What Happens When You 1786 00:48:03,769 --> 00:48:05,938 Eat A Lot? 1787 00:48:04,371 --> 00:48:07,773 Do You, Like, Sneeze? 1788 00:48:05,005 --> 00:48:07,773 'Cause When I Eat Too Many 1789 00:48:06,005 --> 00:48:07,773 Tomatoes, I Sneeze All Day. 1790 00:48:10,510 --> 00:48:13,247 >> Ew! Gross! 1791 00:48:17,751 --> 00:48:22,722 >> Thanks For Driving. 1792 00:48:19,586 --> 00:48:24,591 >> I Have To Admit, That Was The 1793 00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:26,425 Most Impressive Display Of 1794 00:48:22,789 --> 00:48:27,694 Projectile Vomiting I Have Ever 1795 00:48:24,657 --> 00:48:29,695 Seen, Including "The Exorcist," 1796 00:48:26,492 --> 00:48:32,199 And I Have Seen My Share Of 1797 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:33,300 Projectile Vomiting. 1798 00:48:29,762 --> 00:48:34,601 I Actually Keep A Journal Of It. 1799 00:48:32,266 --> 00:48:35,936 >> You Keep A Journal, Too? 1800 00:48:33,367 --> 00:48:35,936 >> No. 1801 00:48:34,668 --> 00:48:35,936 >> Oh. 1802 00:48:38,604 --> 00:48:42,208 I Just Want To Apologize For 1803 00:48:40,307 --> 00:48:43,376 Everything That Happened 1804 00:48:41,474 --> 00:48:45,612 Tonight. 1805 00:48:42,275 --> 00:48:47,213 >> You Don't Have To Apologize. 1806 00:48:43,443 --> 00:48:49,749 >> Yes, I Do. 1807 00:48:45,679 --> 00:48:51,550 I'm Sorry For Taking You To A 1808 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:52,585 Male Strip Club... 1809 00:48:49,816 --> 00:48:54,788 And Knocking You Over And 1810 00:48:51,617 --> 00:48:57,757 Parading You Around The Diner 1811 00:48:52,653 --> 00:48:59,492 With A Dirty Butt... 1812 00:48:54,854 --> 00:49:00,526 And Vomiting On You... 1813 00:48:57,824 --> 00:49:01,795 And Talking About Your Breasts 1814 00:48:59,559 --> 00:49:03,863 In Front Of Your Parents. 1815 00:49:00,593 --> 00:49:06,333 >> Don't Forget You Copped A 1816 00:49:01,862 --> 00:49:08,802 Feel In Front Of Them, Too. 1817 00:49:03,929 --> 00:49:10,536 >> They'll Never Forget That. 1818 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:11,671 >> Tonight...Was An Unmitigated 1819 00:49:08,869 --> 00:49:13,740 Disaster, But... 1820 00:49:10,604 --> 00:49:14,874 Well, Look At It This Way -- 1821 00:49:11,738 --> 00:49:16,676 Our -- Our Second Date Has To Be 1822 00:49:13,807 --> 00:49:19,379 Better, Right? 1823 00:49:14,941 --> 00:49:20,380 [ Engine Sputtering ] 1824 00:49:16,742 --> 00:49:21,814 >> [ Groans ] 1825 00:49:19,445 --> 00:49:22,949 >> Out Of Gas. Nice Try, Payton. 1826 00:49:20,447 --> 00:49:24,550 [ Car Horn Honking ] 1827 00:49:21,882 --> 00:49:26,619 >> Damn It! 1828 00:49:23,016 --> 00:49:27,921 I Think My Dad Reported The Car 1829 00:49:24,617 --> 00:49:29,989 Stolen To Lojack Again. 1830 00:49:26,686 --> 00:49:31,023 >> Lojack Costs Twice As Much 1831 00:49:27,988 --> 00:49:31,958 As This Car's Blue Book Value. 1832 00:49:30,057 --> 00:49:32,892 >> We Just Have To Wait Until 1833 00:49:31,090 --> 00:49:33,659 The Cops Show Up, And Then 1834 00:49:32,025 --> 00:49:34,494 They'll Call It In As Not 1835 00:49:32,959 --> 00:49:36,263 Stolen. 1836 00:49:33,726 --> 00:49:38,364 >> [ Laughs ] 1837 00:49:34,561 --> 00:49:39,932 >> Perfect Ending To The World's 1838 00:49:36,329 --> 00:49:41,300 Worst Date. 1839 00:49:38,432 --> 00:49:42,535 What Else Could Go Wrong? 1840 00:49:39,999 --> 00:49:43,769 >> Actually, If A Truck Driver 1841 00:49:41,367 --> 00:49:44,938 Trying To Make It Cross-Country 1842 00:49:42,601 --> 00:49:45,938 Found Out That The Woman He's In 1843 00:49:43,836 --> 00:49:47,539 Love With On The Internet Was 1844 00:49:45,005 --> 00:49:48,874 Actually A Pimply Faced 1845 00:49:46,005 --> 00:49:50,576 16-Year-Old Boy, So He Loads Up 1846 00:49:47,606 --> 00:49:52,378 On A Mixture Of Nodoz And 1847 00:49:48,941 --> 00:49:53,813 Jack Daniel's, Causing Him To 1848 00:49:50,644 --> 00:49:55,382 Temporarily Lose Control Of His 1849 00:49:52,445 --> 00:49:56,815 Big Rig, Which Forces Him To 1850 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:58,985 Swerve Into Our Lane, Which 1851 00:49:55,449 --> 00:50:01,287 Forces Me To Swerve Into The 1852 00:49:56,883 --> 00:50:02,722 Guardrail, Then Through It, Onto 1853 00:49:59,052 --> 00:50:04,490 A Cliff As The Car Tumbles End 1854 00:50:01,354 --> 00:50:05,858 Over End, Lands Upside Down, 1855 00:50:02,789 --> 00:50:07,561 Crushes Us, Catches On Fire, And 1856 00:50:04,557 --> 00:50:07,561 We Slowly Bleed And Burn To 1857 00:50:05,925 --> 00:50:07,561 Death At The Same Time. 1858 00:50:09,729 --> 00:50:13,365 >> Wow. 1859 00:50:10,764 --> 00:50:15,001 [ Police Siren Chirps ] 1860 00:50:11,898 --> 00:50:15,001 >> Put Your Hands On The Wheel 1861 00:50:13,432 --> 00:50:15,001 And Do Not Move. 1862 00:50:17,003 --> 00:50:19,006 [ Helicopter Blades Whirring ] 1863 00:50:24,410 --> 00:50:29,516 [ Tires Screech ] 1864 00:50:26,912 --> 00:50:30,617 [ Both Sigh ] 1865 00:50:28,648 --> 00:50:32,584 >> I Didn't Know You Were 1866 00:50:29,583 --> 00:50:33,086 Wanted. 1867 00:50:30,684 --> 00:50:34,354 I'm So, So Sorry. 1868 00:50:32,651 --> 00:50:35,421 >> [ Sighs ] 1869 00:50:33,153 --> 00:50:36,555 Stop Apologizing. 1870 00:50:34,421 --> 00:50:37,357 There's No Way You Could Have 1871 00:50:35,488 --> 00:50:38,824 Known, And Besides, It's Just A 1872 00:50:36,622 --> 00:50:40,392 Court Appearance. 1873 00:50:37,423 --> 00:50:41,760 It's Not My First. 1874 00:50:38,892 --> 00:50:43,730 >> You Were Really The One Who 1875 00:50:40,459 --> 00:50:43,729 Superglued Mr. Acker's Finger 1876 00:50:41,827 --> 00:50:43,729 To His Forehead During Assembly? 1877 00:50:45,499 --> 00:50:51,705 That Is So Awesome. 1878 00:50:47,099 --> 00:50:54,007 >> [ Chuckles ] 1879 00:50:48,769 --> 00:50:55,075 You're Pretty Cool Yourself. 1880 00:50:51,771 --> 00:50:57,043 >> Not Tonight I Wasn't. 1881 00:50:54,074 --> 00:50:59,079 >> That's What I Like About You. 1882 00:50:55,142 --> 00:51:02,582 You're A Dork. 1883 00:50:57,110 --> 00:51:04,351 A Loveable Dork. 1884 00:50:59,146 --> 00:51:06,019 You're Payton -- Dork! 1885 00:51:02,648 --> 00:51:07,386 You Don't Try To Be Cool. 1886 00:51:04,418 --> 00:51:08,988 You're Just...You. 1887 00:51:06,086 --> 00:51:08,988 That Makes You Cooler Than 1888 00:51:07,454 --> 00:51:08,988 Anybody Else. 1889 00:51:10,824 --> 00:51:15,994 >> Well, Not As Cool As Clark. 1890 00:51:11,992 --> 00:51:17,831 I Mean, He Does Have The Hottest 1891 00:51:13,994 --> 00:51:17,831 Babe In The World. 1892 00:51:16,061 --> 00:51:17,830 >> I Give Up. 1893 00:51:24,171 --> 00:51:27,574 [ Seat Belt Clicks ] 1894 00:51:26,072 --> 00:51:29,508 Thank You For The Interesting 1895 00:51:27,106 --> 00:51:29,508 Night. 1896 00:51:27,641 --> 00:51:29,508 I Will Never Forget It. 1897 00:51:32,646 --> 00:51:38,017 >> Okay. 1898 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:40,887 >> Good Night, Payton. 1899 00:51:36,016 --> 00:51:42,755 >> Good Night. 1900 00:51:38,084 --> 00:51:42,756 [ Car Door Closes ] 1901 00:51:40,954 --> 00:51:42,756 Whoa. 1902 00:51:44,990 --> 00:51:51,630 That Girl's Intense. 1903 00:51:48,728 --> 00:51:52,632 >> I Need Details. 1904 00:51:50,664 --> 00:51:53,767 Did You Kiss Her Good Night? 1905 00:51:51,697 --> 00:51:54,166 >> Kind Of. 1906 00:51:52,699 --> 00:51:55,501 >> Okay, It's A "Did Or Didn't" 1907 00:51:53,834 --> 00:51:55,869 Situation. 1908 00:51:54,233 --> 00:51:57,469 It's Like You Can't Be Kind Of 1909 00:51:55,568 --> 00:51:58,771 Pregnant. 1910 00:51:55,936 --> 00:52:00,472 >> Oh, No, She's Not Pregnant. 1911 00:51:57,537 --> 00:52:01,808 That Would Be Impossible. 1912 00:51:58,838 --> 00:52:03,008 >> Did You Kiss Her Or Not? 1913 00:52:00,539 --> 00:52:03,942 >> She Kissed Me. 1914 00:52:01,874 --> 00:52:05,077 >> [ Sighs ] 1915 00:52:03,075 --> 00:52:05,911 You're Hopeless. 1916 00:52:04,010 --> 00:52:06,479 I Wouldn't Be Surprised If She 1917 00:52:05,144 --> 00:52:07,646 Didn't Want To See You. 1918 00:52:05,979 --> 00:52:08,782 >> Oh, No. 1919 00:52:06,546 --> 00:52:09,649 She Wants To See Me Again. 1920 00:52:07,713 --> 00:52:10,916 >> Really? 1921 00:52:08,849 --> 00:52:11,684 Why? 1922 00:52:09,715 --> 00:52:12,818 >> Probably 'Cause I'm A Pretty 1923 00:52:10,983 --> 00:52:14,987 Good Kisser. 1924 00:52:11,751 --> 00:52:17,657 >> [ Laughs ] 1925 00:52:12,885 --> 00:52:19,992 No, Seriously -- Why? 1926 00:52:15,054 --> 00:52:21,994 >> No, Seriously. 1927 00:52:17,724 --> 00:52:23,496 I'm -- 1928 00:52:20,059 --> 00:52:25,532 I'm A Pretty Good Kisser. 1929 00:52:22,061 --> 00:52:25,531 Yeah? 1930 00:52:23,563 --> 00:52:25,532 Uh...Wow. 1931 00:52:39,845 --> 00:52:43,016 >> Hi. 1932 00:52:41,046 --> 00:52:44,483 Is There, Uh... 1933 00:52:41,981 --> 00:52:45,651 [ Clears Throat ] 1934 00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:46,218 ...Something You Need? 1935 00:52:44,550 --> 00:52:47,953 >> Um... 1936 00:52:45,718 --> 00:52:49,088 Oh! 1937 00:52:46,285 --> 00:52:50,789 I Was, Um, Thinking Of 1938 00:52:48,021 --> 00:52:53,092 Watching The Game Again This 1939 00:52:49,155 --> 00:52:55,195 Next Sunday And Was Wondering If 1940 00:52:50,856 --> 00:52:56,695 You Had Any Recommendations... 1941 00:52:53,159 --> 00:52:58,064 For A Good Place To Watch The 1942 00:52:55,262 --> 00:52:59,833 Game...Like... 1943 00:52:56,762 --> 00:53:00,666 >> Um... 1944 00:52:58,130 --> 00:53:01,600 >> ...Someplace Fun... 1945 00:52:59,900 --> 00:53:02,735 >> You Know What? 1946 00:53:00,733 --> 00:53:05,471 >> Mm-Hmm? 1947 00:53:01,668 --> 00:53:05,972 >> I'm Gonna Be Watching The 1948 00:53:02,802 --> 00:53:06,773 Bears Game With My Kids. 1949 00:53:05,539 --> 00:53:07,240 >> Great. 1950 00:53:06,039 --> 00:53:10,709 >> And You... 1951 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:12,545 >> Mm-Hmm? 1952 00:53:07,307 --> 00:53:12,979 >> ...You Could Probably... 1953 00:53:10,776 --> 00:53:16,615 Find A Great Sports Bar In The 1954 00:53:12,612 --> 00:53:16,950 Neighborhood. 1955 00:53:13,046 --> 00:53:17,817 Uh, Stevie B's Has Hd, Huge 1956 00:53:16,682 --> 00:53:19,052 Screen. 1957 00:53:17,017 --> 00:53:20,553 You'll Love It. 1958 00:53:17,883 --> 00:53:21,653 And They Got Great Ribs There. 1959 00:53:19,119 --> 00:53:23,222 >> U-Uh...Stevie B's? 1960 00:53:20,619 --> 00:53:24,757 I Don't Really Know -- 1961 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:27,226 >> Oh, It's A Great Place. 1962 00:53:23,289 --> 00:53:29,128 Go, Bears! 1963 00:53:24,824 --> 00:53:29,128 >> Go, Bears. 1964 00:53:27,293 --> 00:53:29,128 Go, Bears. 1965 00:53:31,898 --> 00:53:33,867 Sports BAR... 1966 00:53:36,735 --> 00:53:40,706 >> Hey, Girls. 1967 00:53:37,336 --> 00:53:41,273 >> Carrie! Hey! 1968 00:53:39,171 --> 00:53:42,275 >> Together: We've Got Spirit! 1969 00:53:40,773 --> 00:53:43,208 Yes, We Do! 1970 00:53:41,340 --> 00:53:43,809 We've Got Spirit! 1971 00:53:42,342 --> 00:53:44,510 How 'Bout You?! 1972 00:53:43,275 --> 00:53:45,811 [ Giggles ] 1973 00:53:43,876 --> 00:53:47,514 >> Awesome. 1974 00:53:44,577 --> 00:53:47,514 Get Lots Of Sign-Ups, Okay? 1975 00:53:45,878 --> 00:53:47,514 >> Yeah, Definitely! 1976 00:53:51,851 --> 00:53:53,619 [ Toilet Flushes ] 1977 00:53:56,021 --> 00:53:57,824 >> [ Chuckles ] 1978 00:54:01,226 --> 00:54:02,161 >> [ Sighs ] 1979 00:54:04,664 --> 00:54:10,836 >> Pawn To Rook 4! 1980 00:54:05,798 --> 00:54:12,604 Pawn To Rook 4! 1981 00:54:08,901 --> 00:54:14,807 >> Where Were You? 1982 00:54:10,903 --> 00:54:16,175 >> I Was Behind The School. 1983 00:54:12,671 --> 00:54:18,844 >> What Were You Doing There? 1984 00:54:14,874 --> 00:54:19,846 >> Nothing. 1985 00:54:16,242 --> 00:54:21,281 >> Don't Touch My Balls. 1986 00:54:18,912 --> 00:54:22,549 Or My Hair. 1987 00:54:19,912 --> 00:54:23,682 Or My Hair! 1988 00:54:21,347 --> 00:54:25,117 >> I Can't Believe You Copped A 1989 00:54:22,615 --> 00:54:26,718 Feel On The First Date. 1990 00:54:23,749 --> 00:54:27,219 W-Were They Pointy? 1991 00:54:25,184 --> 00:54:28,688 Pink? Brown? 1992 00:54:26,785 --> 00:54:29,222 Round? 1993 00:54:27,287 --> 00:54:31,658 >> Can You See What's Around 1994 00:54:28,755 --> 00:54:32,258 Him? 1995 00:54:29,289 --> 00:54:35,061 That's Protection. 1996 00:54:31,724 --> 00:54:36,094 [ Sighs ] 1997 00:54:32,325 --> 00:54:36,863 It's A Thing Of Beauty. 1998 00:54:35,128 --> 00:54:38,698 Now If They Could Just Win A 1999 00:54:36,162 --> 00:54:40,867 Damn Game. 2000 00:54:36,929 --> 00:54:42,200 >> Could You Imagine, Like, 2001 00:54:38,764 --> 00:54:44,069 Spider-Man's Agility And 2002 00:54:40,934 --> 00:54:45,772 Quickness And All That Stuff Put 2003 00:54:42,267 --> 00:54:48,775 In Bruce Wayne -- Batman? 2004 00:54:44,137 --> 00:54:50,776 It'd Be Like The Ultimate... 2005 00:54:45,838 --> 00:54:52,311 Ultimate Superhero Of All Time. 2006 00:54:48,842 --> 00:54:53,880 It'd Be Pretty Cool. 2007 00:54:50,843 --> 00:54:55,113 >> Totally. 2008 00:54:52,378 --> 00:54:55,647 >> Oh! 2009 00:54:53,947 --> 00:54:57,316 One Too Many Vanilla Cokes, 2010 00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:59,151 Babe. 2011 00:54:55,715 --> 00:54:59,151 I Got To Pee. 2012 00:54:57,383 --> 00:54:59,151 [ Chuckles ] 2013 00:55:01,421 --> 00:55:05,292 [ Cellphone Vibrating ] 2014 00:55:02,222 --> 00:55:05,292 >> Rolling Hills Dragons Rule! 2015 00:55:03,789 --> 00:55:05,292 Waaaahooooow!! 2016 00:55:13,767 --> 00:55:15,335 >> [ Gasps ] 2017 00:55:19,872 --> 00:55:21,641 >> [ Clears Throat ] 2018 00:55:29,883 --> 00:55:31,718 >> [ Giggling ] 2019 00:55:41,427 --> 00:55:45,964 >> Hey, Carrie. 2020 00:55:42,961 --> 00:55:47,032 Guess What -- I Have Another 2021 00:55:44,329 --> 00:55:48,834 Date Tonight With Samantha. 2022 00:55:46,032 --> 00:55:51,037 I'm Gonna Follow All Your 2023 00:55:47,099 --> 00:55:53,372 Advice -- Always Open The Door 2024 00:55:48,901 --> 00:55:55,108 For Her And... 2025 00:55:51,104 --> 00:55:56,109 Compliment Her Shoes... 2026 00:55:53,439 --> 00:55:57,209 And Try Not To Be... 2027 00:55:55,175 --> 00:55:58,678 Myself? 2028 00:55:56,175 --> 00:56:01,046 >> [ Chuckles ] 2029 00:55:57,276 --> 00:56:02,347 Yeah. 2030 00:55:58,744 --> 00:56:04,217 >> Both: Uh...Hey, Carrie. 2031 00:56:01,113 --> 00:56:05,684 >> Get Your Geek Stink Breath 2032 00:56:02,414 --> 00:56:08,854 Out Of Here, Payton! 2033 00:56:04,284 --> 00:56:10,689 [ Both Laugh ] 2034 00:56:05,751 --> 00:56:11,356 >> Dork! 2035 00:56:08,921 --> 00:56:12,824 [ Laughs ] 2036 00:56:10,757 --> 00:56:14,360 >> [ Laughs ] 2037 00:56:11,423 --> 00:56:15,027 >> Do You Remember When 2038 00:56:12,892 --> 00:56:16,129 Rob Liefeld Couldn't Draw Feet? 2039 00:56:14,427 --> 00:56:16,662 >> Oh, My God. 2040 00:56:15,095 --> 00:56:17,664 I Thought I Was The Only One Who 2041 00:56:16,195 --> 00:56:18,363 Noticed. 2042 00:56:16,729 --> 00:56:19,264 >> Okay, What's The Scariest 2043 00:56:17,731 --> 00:56:20,266 Movie You've Ever Seen? 2044 00:56:18,430 --> 00:56:21,333 >> Easy -- "Bride Wars." 2045 00:56:19,331 --> 00:56:22,434 >> Good Answer! 2046 00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:23,670 I'm Not Sure What Was Scarier 2047 00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:24,002 About That Movie -- The Script, 2048 00:56:22,501 --> 00:56:25,003 The Directing, Or Was It The 2049 00:56:23,737 --> 00:56:26,072 Acting? 2050 00:56:24,070 --> 00:56:27,039 >> Well, Actually, Wedding 2051 00:56:25,070 --> 00:56:27,372 Scenes Kind Of Freak Me Out. 2052 00:56:26,139 --> 00:56:28,675 >> Oh, Afraid Of Getting 2053 00:56:27,106 --> 00:56:29,742 Married? 2054 00:56:27,439 --> 00:56:30,776 >> No, But Here's A Scary Fact 2055 00:56:28,742 --> 00:56:31,744 For You -- Did You Know That 2056 00:56:29,809 --> 00:56:32,077 Nearly Half Of All Marriages 2057 00:56:30,843 --> 00:56:33,211 Last Their Entire Lives? 2058 00:56:31,811 --> 00:56:33,780 >> Aah! 2059 00:56:32,144 --> 00:56:34,847 >> What About The Ultimate Line? 2060 00:56:33,278 --> 00:56:35,148 >> I Know! 2061 00:56:33,847 --> 00:56:36,215 Is That Ever Gonna Come Out On 2062 00:56:34,914 --> 00:56:37,116 Time? 2063 00:56:35,215 --> 00:56:37,816 >> Who Do They Think They Are? 2064 00:56:36,282 --> 00:56:38,950 You Know? Frank Miller? 2065 00:56:37,182 --> 00:56:39,686 >> [ Chuckles ] 2066 00:56:37,883 --> 00:56:40,452 >> Speaking Of, Did You See His 2067 00:56:39,017 --> 00:56:41,787 "Robocop" Movie? 2068 00:56:39,753 --> 00:56:42,188 >> Uh, Yeah -- He Sold Out 2069 00:56:40,519 --> 00:56:43,222 Faster Than A Condom Machine On 2070 00:56:41,854 --> 00:56:44,322 Prom Night. 2071 00:56:42,255 --> 00:56:45,358 Thank God He Redeemed Himself 2072 00:56:43,289 --> 00:56:46,459 With "Sin City," Until He Fell 2073 00:56:44,389 --> 00:56:47,793 Back Down With "The Spirit." 2074 00:56:45,425 --> 00:56:48,160 >> What Were They Trying To Do? 2075 00:56:46,525 --> 00:56:49,161 Cram All Those Comic Books Into 2076 00:56:47,860 --> 00:56:50,228 One Movie? 2077 00:56:48,228 --> 00:56:51,697 >> Worst Adaptation Ever. 2078 00:56:49,229 --> 00:56:53,433 >> "Hell Boy" -- Much Better. 2079 00:56:50,296 --> 00:56:55,301 >> Agreed. 2080 00:56:51,764 --> 00:56:55,300 >> You Are Super-Cool And 2081 00:56:53,499 --> 00:56:55,300 Totally Awesome. 2082 00:56:58,104 --> 00:56:59,973 >> Thanks, Guys. 2083 00:57:07,813 --> 00:57:12,751 I Had A Great Time Tonight. 2084 00:57:09,382 --> 00:57:13,119 >> Yeah, Me Too. 2085 00:57:11,316 --> 00:57:13,920 >> We Should Do It Again 2086 00:57:12,818 --> 00:57:14,387 Sometime. 2087 00:57:13,186 --> 00:57:16,889 [ Chuckles Nervously ] 2088 00:57:13,987 --> 00:57:19,157 >> Sure. 2089 00:57:14,454 --> 00:57:20,459 I'll, Uh, I'll Call You. 2090 00:57:16,956 --> 00:57:22,995 >> [ Chuckling ] Yeah. 2091 00:57:19,224 --> 00:57:23,496 My PARENTS ARE SOUND ASLEEP 2092 00:57:20,526 --> 00:57:24,963 UPSTAIRS. 2093 00:57:23,061 --> 00:57:25,363 >> Really? 2094 00:57:23,563 --> 00:57:27,200 Probably Shouldn't Wake Them Up. 2095 00:57:25,030 --> 00:57:27,199 Good Night. 2096 00:57:25,430 --> 00:57:27,199 >> That's Not What I Mea-- 2097 00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:38,009 >> Oh. 2098 00:57:36,175 --> 00:57:38,276 >> What's With The Face? 2099 00:57:37,075 --> 00:57:40,112 >> Wha-- I-I Don't Have A Face 2100 00:57:38,077 --> 00:57:41,314 On. 2101 00:57:38,343 --> 00:57:41,880 >> Your Mouth's Open. 2102 00:57:40,179 --> 00:57:42,914 >> Are You Sure That This Is 2103 00:57:41,380 --> 00:57:43,415 Your Room? 2104 00:57:41,947 --> 00:57:44,516 >> I Wasn't Always Into Comic 2105 00:57:42,981 --> 00:57:46,084 Books. 2106 00:57:43,483 --> 00:57:47,987 >> No? 2107 00:57:44,584 --> 00:57:48,888 >> Uh, Well, You Know, Not Until 2108 00:57:46,217 --> 00:57:50,288 This Guy. 2109 00:57:48,054 --> 00:57:51,023 >> Oh, Cool. 2110 00:57:48,954 --> 00:57:51,423 Li'l Depressed Boy. 2111 00:57:50,356 --> 00:57:53,126 He's So... 2112 00:57:51,090 --> 00:57:53,126 >> Romantic? 2113 00:57:51,490 --> 00:57:53,126 >> ...Depressed. 2114 00:57:55,327 --> 00:57:56,429 Um... 2115 00:57:59,398 --> 00:58:00,866 >> What? 2116 00:58:03,135 --> 00:58:06,905 Hey, Do You Want To See My 2117 00:58:04,269 --> 00:58:07,507 Halloween Costume? 2118 00:58:06,104 --> 00:58:08,775 >> Um... 2119 00:58:06,972 --> 00:58:09,441 Yeah. Yeah, Yeah. 2120 00:58:07,574 --> 00:58:10,309 Halloween Costume -- Yeah, 2121 00:58:08,842 --> 00:58:11,209 That's A Good Idea. 2122 00:58:09,508 --> 00:58:12,144 I-I Want To See It. 2123 00:58:10,376 --> 00:58:13,045 Can't Wait, Actually. 2124 00:58:11,276 --> 00:58:13,979 Can't Wait To See It. 2125 00:58:12,211 --> 00:58:16,314 Okay. 2126 00:58:13,112 --> 00:58:18,184 All Right. 2127 00:58:14,046 --> 00:58:18,184 I'm Really... 2128 00:58:16,382 --> 00:58:18,184 [ Sighs ] 2129 00:58:38,938 --> 00:58:40,507 >> [ Chuckles ] 2130 00:58:46,045 --> 00:58:50,816 What? Does -- 2131 00:58:47,012 --> 00:58:51,817 Does It Make Me Look Weird? 2132 00:58:48,380 --> 00:58:53,552 >> You Look...Awesome! 2133 00:58:50,883 --> 00:58:54,954 Where'd You Get That? 2134 00:58:51,885 --> 00:58:56,222 >> At A Garage Sale For The Fat, 2135 00:58:53,619 --> 00:58:58,924 Suicidal Cheerleader. 2136 00:58:55,021 --> 00:58:59,859 Like, Picture A Lot More Zombie 2137 00:58:56,289 --> 00:59:01,227 Makeup And Blood And Junk For 2138 00:58:58,992 --> 00:59:01,827 The Dance. 2139 00:58:59,925 --> 00:59:02,862 >> Yeah -- Zombie Cheerleader. 2140 00:59:01,293 --> 00:59:03,362 Awesome. 2141 00:59:01,894 --> 00:59:05,230 >> Yeah, I'm Going As 2142 00:59:02,929 --> 00:59:05,231 Brain-Dead. 2143 00:59:03,429 --> 00:59:05,231 [ Both Chuckle ] 2144 00:59:18,644 --> 00:59:22,949 Oh. 2145 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:24,883 Okay. 2146 00:59:21,648 --> 00:59:24,883 >> Sorry. 2147 00:59:23,016 --> 00:59:24,883 >> Stop APOLOGIZING. 2148 00:59:30,923 --> 00:59:34,192 Mm! 2149 00:59:32,425 --> 00:59:35,061 >> What? 2150 00:59:33,425 --> 00:59:36,929 >> [ Laughs ] 2151 00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:38,997 Hey, It's Nothing To Be 2152 00:59:35,128 --> 00:59:39,432 Embarrassed About. 2153 00:59:36,996 --> 00:59:40,900 >> Oh, God! Oh! 2154 00:59:39,064 --> 00:59:42,068 >> What? 2155 00:59:39,499 --> 00:59:42,501 >> That's Go-Gurt That I Was 2156 00:59:40,967 --> 00:59:44,871 Saving...For Later. 2157 00:59:42,135 --> 00:59:46,573 >> Oh! 2158 00:59:42,568 --> 00:59:46,573 Strawberry-Banana's My Favorite. 2159 00:59:44,938 --> 00:59:46,573 >> Oh. 2160 00:59:56,282 --> 00:59:59,452 >> Oh, God! 2161 00:59:57,483 --> 01:00:01,053 >> [ Grunts ] 2162 00:59:58,117 --> 01:00:01,420 >> Oh, God. Okay. Aah. Aah. 2163 00:59:59,519 --> 01:00:02,521 I Think Your Watch Is In My 2164 01:00:01,119 --> 01:00:05,490 Hair. 2165 01:00:01,487 --> 01:00:06,325 Ow! Aah! Aah! Okay. 2166 01:00:02,588 --> 01:00:07,593 >> Okay. I'm Gonna Extract It. 2167 01:00:05,557 --> 01:00:08,960 [ Footsteps Approaching ] 2168 01:00:06,392 --> 01:00:09,929 >> Uh-Oh. 2169 01:00:07,659 --> 01:00:12,230 >> What's "Uh-Oh"? 2170 01:00:09,028 --> 01:00:13,933 >> It's MY DAD! 2171 01:00:09,996 --> 01:00:16,401 It's MY DAD! Come ON! 2172 01:00:12,298 --> 01:00:19,005 >> [ Clears Throat ] 2173 01:00:13,999 --> 01:00:19,938 Two Minutes, Young Lady. 2174 01:00:16,468 --> 01:00:21,407 Or I'll Be Back With My Shovel. 2175 01:00:19,072 --> 01:00:23,242 >> Don't Worry. 2176 01:00:20,005 --> 01:00:24,042 I Haven't Had A Curfew Since I 2177 01:00:21,474 --> 01:00:25,343 Started Getting Straight A's In 2178 01:00:23,309 --> 01:00:26,412 Eighth Grade. 2179 01:00:24,110 --> 01:00:26,912 >> That's So Awesome. 2180 01:00:25,410 --> 01:00:28,079 >> Yeah, Curfews Are Totally 2181 01:00:26,479 --> 01:00:30,116 Lame. 2182 01:00:26,979 --> 01:00:32,952 >> No, That You Get Straight 2183 01:00:28,146 --> 01:00:35,387 A's. 2184 01:00:30,182 --> 01:00:37,422 >> Hey, Um...Payton? 2185 01:00:33,019 --> 01:00:38,291 I-I Was, Like, Okay, I'm Kind 2186 01:00:35,454 --> 01:00:41,092 Of Wondering If...Maybe...You 2187 01:00:37,490 --> 01:00:42,194 Would...Um... 2188 01:00:38,358 --> 01:00:43,396 >> Yeah? 2189 01:00:41,159 --> 01:00:44,195 >> Would You Like To Go To The 2190 01:00:42,260 --> 01:00:47,199 Halloween Dance With A Zombie 2191 01:00:43,463 --> 01:00:49,035 Cheerleader? 2192 01:00:44,262 --> 01:00:49,034 >> Yeah. I -- Okay. 2193 01:00:47,266 --> 01:00:49,034 >> [ Laughs ] 2194 01:00:52,472 --> 01:00:56,374 >> Oh, Yeah. 2195 01:00:53,338 --> 01:00:57,610 Things Are Going Great. 2196 01:00:55,106 --> 01:00:58,311 Two Dates And Counting. 2197 01:00:56,508 --> 01:01:00,212 I'm Getting More Superpowers 2198 01:00:57,742 --> 01:01:02,014 By The Day. 2199 01:00:58,443 --> 01:01:04,150 Now I Can Talk To Girls, Pee 2200 01:01:00,345 --> 01:01:05,985 Standing Up, And Fly. 2201 01:01:02,146 --> 01:01:09,956 But Sometimes Even Superheroes 2202 01:01:04,282 --> 01:01:11,423 Have Power Failures. 2203 01:01:06,052 --> 01:01:13,459 >> Aaaaaaah! 2204 01:01:10,023 --> 01:01:14,727 >> But I'm Figuring It Out. 2205 01:01:11,557 --> 01:01:16,195 Yeah, I'm Juggling Two Girls 2206 01:01:13,592 --> 01:01:18,530 Pretty Well. 2207 01:01:14,860 --> 01:01:20,132 Now All I Need Is A Costume 2208 01:01:16,327 --> 01:01:21,599 For The Halloween Dance. 2209 01:01:18,597 --> 01:01:23,001 >> Okay, We Need To Find 2210 01:01:20,199 --> 01:01:23,468 Something For You To Wear. 2211 01:01:21,666 --> 01:01:24,170 We Have To Go Shopping. 2212 01:01:23,068 --> 01:01:25,337 Shopping! 2213 01:01:23,535 --> 01:01:27,572 Shopping! 2214 01:01:24,237 --> 01:01:29,642 Let's Go Shopping. 2215 01:01:25,405 --> 01:01:31,511 >> [ Laughs ] 2216 01:01:27,639 --> 01:01:31,510 >> What? 2217 01:01:29,709 --> 01:01:31,511 >> Oh, You Have No Idea. 2218 01:01:40,186 --> 01:01:44,256 >> ♪ This Is Where I Wanna, 2219 01:01:41,454 --> 01:01:45,557 Ah, Ah, I Wanna Take It ♪ 2220 01:01:42,822 --> 01:01:47,226 ♪ I Think That I Can Take It ♪ 2221 01:01:44,322 --> 01:01:48,393 ♪ I Take It! I Take It! ♪ 2222 01:01:45,624 --> 01:01:48,393 ♪ I Think That I Can Take It ♪ 2223 01:01:47,293 --> 01:01:48,394 >> Wow. 2224 01:01:52,731 --> 01:01:56,668 >> This Isn't Really The Type Of 2225 01:01:54,333 --> 01:01:58,604 Costume I Had In Mind. 2226 01:01:55,700 --> 01:02:00,639 >> Oh. 2227 01:01:56,735 --> 01:02:01,606 >> What About Something... 2228 01:01:58,671 --> 01:02:02,241 Like This? 2229 01:02:00,706 --> 01:02:03,608 >> ♪ 'Cause You Want It, 2230 01:02:01,673 --> 01:02:05,076 I Want It ♪ 2231 01:02:02,307 --> 01:02:06,277 ♪ You Want It, I Want It ♪ 2232 01:02:03,675 --> 01:02:07,612 ♪ You Want It, I Want It ♪ 2233 01:02:05,144 --> 01:02:08,647 ♪ You Want It, I Want It ♪ 2234 01:02:06,345 --> 01:02:11,083 ♪ Ahh! ♪ 2235 01:02:07,679 --> 01:02:13,318 >> What The Hell Happened? 2236 01:02:08,713 --> 01:02:13,651 >> Never, Ever, Ever Go Shopping 2237 01:02:11,150 --> 01:02:16,122 With A Girl. 2238 01:02:13,385 --> 01:02:17,722 Ever. 2239 01:02:13,718 --> 01:02:19,391 >> Oh, Son, I Am So Sorry. 2240 01:02:16,188 --> 01:02:20,658 I Feel So Responsible For Not 2241 01:02:17,789 --> 01:02:21,693 Having Taught You That Already. 2242 01:02:19,459 --> 01:02:22,728 >> Although, I Did Get To Spend 2243 01:02:20,726 --> 01:02:25,064 Two Hours Alone With 2244 01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:27,365 Carrie Smith. 2245 01:02:22,795 --> 01:02:29,101 So, While My Body Is Bruised And 2246 01:02:25,130 --> 01:02:30,335 Beaten, My Spirit Soars To 2247 01:02:27,432 --> 01:02:31,469 Heretofore-Undiscovered Heights. 2248 01:02:29,168 --> 01:02:34,106 >> [ Sighs Deeply ] 2249 01:02:30,403 --> 01:02:35,241 Son, Men Just Don't... 2250 01:02:31,537 --> 01:02:37,176 >> Wax Poetic? 2251 01:02:34,173 --> 01:02:37,176 >> Well. 2252 01:02:35,307 --> 01:02:37,175 First Try This Time. 2253 01:02:43,516 --> 01:02:47,086 Okay, Clayton -- Payton! 2254 01:02:44,883 --> 01:02:47,420 >> Dad! 2255 01:02:45,584 --> 01:02:48,653 >> I Didn't Mean Anything By 2256 01:02:47,153 --> 01:02:50,055 That. 2257 01:02:47,487 --> 01:02:51,389 It Was A -- I Don't Get -- 2258 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:52,190 I-I-I Get Everybody's Nam-- 2259 01:02:50,122 --> 01:02:52,825 I Got So Many Kids' Names To 2260 01:02:51,456 --> 01:02:55,027 Remember At School, I -- 2261 01:02:52,258 --> 01:02:55,028 [ Door Slams ] 2262 01:02:52,892 --> 01:02:55,028 [ School Bell Rings ] 2263 01:03:08,539 --> 01:03:14,846 [ Theme Music Playing ] 2264 01:03:12,445 --> 01:03:16,247 >> If You're Watching This, Then 2265 01:03:13,811 --> 01:03:17,315 You're Trying To Date A Man 2266 01:03:14,979 --> 01:03:18,450 Who's Obsessed With Me. 2267 01:03:16,380 --> 01:03:19,784 What's His Name? 2268 01:03:17,383 --> 01:03:22,354 >> B-Bronko. 2269 01:03:18,517 --> 01:03:23,621 >> Now, The First Step Is 2270 01:03:19,851 --> 01:03:25,156 Understanding His Obsession, So 2271 01:03:22,487 --> 01:03:26,858 You Got To Breathe Me In. 2272 01:03:23,755 --> 01:03:28,427 Seriously, I Don't Mind. 2273 01:03:25,224 --> 01:03:30,262 >> [ Breathes Deeply ] 2274 01:03:26,925 --> 01:03:31,496 >> It's Okay To Like It. 2275 01:03:28,559 --> 01:03:33,264 You Have To Understand, I'm 2276 01:03:30,394 --> 01:03:34,400 Dripping With Macho. 2277 01:03:31,630 --> 01:03:36,102 I'm An American Icon! 2278 01:03:33,331 --> 01:03:36,734 >> Oh, My. 2279 01:03:34,467 --> 01:03:38,604 >> I'm What The Kids Call A 2280 01:03:36,235 --> 01:03:39,472 Baller. 2281 01:03:36,802 --> 01:03:41,140 It's No Wonder Your Man Is Into 2282 01:03:38,737 --> 01:03:42,407 Me. 2283 01:03:39,604 --> 01:03:43,141 In Fact...I Think You're Kind 2284 01:03:41,273 --> 01:03:46,445 Of Into Me, Aren't You, 2285 01:03:42,541 --> 01:03:46,812 Gorgeous? 2286 01:03:43,209 --> 01:03:48,280 >> [ Giggling ] No, Not Really. 2287 01:03:46,512 --> 01:03:49,814 [ Sighs ] 2288 01:03:46,878 --> 01:03:51,282 >> Use Your Man's Affinity For 2289 01:03:48,347 --> 01:03:53,119 Me And For The Game Of Football 2290 01:03:49,947 --> 01:03:53,618 To Your Advantage. 2291 01:03:51,416 --> 01:03:54,753 I'll Say A Phrase, Then You 2292 01:03:53,251 --> 01:03:56,255 Repeat It. 2293 01:03:53,686 --> 01:03:57,555 >> Okay. 2294 01:03:54,820 --> 01:03:59,458 >> "Great Game Last Night. 2295 01:03:56,387 --> 01:04:00,458 The Way He Found The Tight End 2296 01:03:57,688 --> 01:04:03,128 So Deep And Went So Long For 2297 01:03:59,590 --> 01:04:05,230 The Touchdown." 2298 01:04:00,525 --> 01:04:08,800 >> "Last Night Was Great... 2299 01:04:03,195 --> 01:04:10,869 The Way He Found That Tight End 2300 01:04:05,298 --> 01:04:13,238 And Went So Deep And Waited So 2301 01:04:08,867 --> 01:04:14,539 Long For The Touchdown." 2302 01:04:10,936 --> 01:04:16,842 [ Breathes Deeply ] 2303 01:04:13,305 --> 01:04:17,575 >> Great Job. 2304 01:04:14,673 --> 01:04:20,546 Now Grab Your Man And Hit The 2305 01:04:16,974 --> 01:04:22,180 Showers. 2306 01:04:17,642 --> 01:04:22,514 [ School Bell Rings ] 2307 01:04:20,613 --> 01:04:24,650 >> Hey, Babe. 2308 01:04:22,247 --> 01:04:25,918 >> Hi. 2309 01:04:22,581 --> 01:04:27,318 So, The Diner Before Or After 2310 01:04:24,717 --> 01:04:28,653 The Halloween Dance This 2311 01:04:25,985 --> 01:04:29,822 Saturday? 2312 01:04:27,385 --> 01:04:30,688 >> Yeah, Um... 2313 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:33,291 About The Dance... 2314 01:04:29,889 --> 01:04:34,492 [ Chuckles Nervously ] 2315 01:04:30,755 --> 01:04:36,862 I Can't -- I Got To Do That... 2316 01:04:33,358 --> 01:04:40,632 Thing With Andy, The College 2317 01:04:34,559 --> 01:04:43,936 Girl. 2318 01:04:36,929 --> 01:04:44,903 You Understand...Right? 2319 01:04:40,700 --> 01:04:46,839 >> Don't Worry About It. 2320 01:04:44,003 --> 01:04:48,807 >> Thanks For Being So 2321 01:04:44,970 --> 01:04:48,807 Understanding. 2322 01:04:46,905 --> 01:04:48,807 You Are Awesome. 2323 01:04:53,979 --> 01:04:55,747 >> [ Sighs ] 2324 01:05:00,820 --> 01:05:04,722 >> All Right, You Goddamn Dorks, 2325 01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:06,791 If I See Any Of These Stickers 2326 01:05:03,588 --> 01:05:07,659 On Any Of My Doors Or Anybody 2327 01:05:04,789 --> 01:05:09,528 Else's Doors, Your Ass Is Out Of 2328 01:05:06,858 --> 01:05:09,528 Class. 2329 01:05:07,726 --> 01:05:09,528 Get Moving! 2330 01:05:13,398 --> 01:05:18,570 [ Cellphone Chirps ] 2331 01:05:16,369 --> 01:05:18,571 >> "I-N-T-T-Y"? 2332 01:05:21,807 --> 01:05:27,813 [ Cellphone Chirps ] 2333 01:05:22,742 --> 01:05:27,813 "She's Not Talking To You?" 2334 01:05:25,845 --> 01:05:27,813 Are You Not Talking To Me, Too? 2335 01:05:29,882 --> 01:05:35,320 [ Cellphone Chirps ] 2336 01:05:30,782 --> 01:05:36,955 "No, I'm Still Talking To You." 2337 01:05:32,485 --> 01:05:38,490 Then Why Are You Texting Me? 2338 01:05:35,387 --> 01:05:41,360 >> Oh, Yeah. I Forgot. 2339 01:05:37,023 --> 01:05:42,894 >> And Why Are You Not Talking 2340 01:05:38,557 --> 01:05:44,964 To Me? 2341 01:05:41,427 --> 01:05:46,731 [ Cellphone Chirps ] 2342 01:05:42,961 --> 01:05:47,900 >> You're A Cheerleader, And You 2343 01:05:45,030 --> 01:05:47,900 Don't Have A Date To The Dance, 2344 01:05:46,865 --> 01:05:47,900 Biyotch! 2345 01:05:50,802 --> 01:05:56,342 >> Hey, Guys. 2346 01:05:53,438 --> 01:05:57,408 >> That Gives Me An Idea! 2347 01:05:54,939 --> 01:05:58,644 I Do Need To Be At The 2348 01:05:56,474 --> 01:05:59,911 Halloween Dance. 2349 01:05:57,541 --> 01:06:00,511 We'll See How Clark Likes It 2350 01:05:58,776 --> 01:06:01,713 When I'm Lifting Stuff For 2351 01:06:00,045 --> 01:06:02,581 Someone. 2352 01:06:00,644 --> 01:06:04,315 I'm Going To Ask Someone Else 2353 01:06:01,847 --> 01:06:05,484 To The Dance. 2354 01:06:02,713 --> 01:06:06,384 I Could Ask Johnny, But He's 2355 01:06:04,449 --> 01:06:07,285 Going With Shirley. 2356 01:06:05,617 --> 01:06:08,921 I Could Ask Nick, But He's 2357 01:06:06,517 --> 01:06:09,655 Going With Jane. 2358 01:06:07,418 --> 01:06:11,022 I Could Ask Max, But He's In A 2359 01:06:09,054 --> 01:06:12,423 Wheelchair. 2360 01:06:09,722 --> 01:06:13,525 So That Just Leaves One Person. 2361 01:06:11,090 --> 01:06:15,628 [ Buzzer ] 2362 01:06:12,557 --> 01:06:16,629 I Know I've Been Trying To Set 2363 01:06:13,657 --> 01:06:18,363 Him Up With Samantha, But I'm 2364 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,363 The Head Cheerleader, And I 2365 01:06:16,762 --> 01:06:18,363 Really Need This. 2366 01:06:21,934 --> 01:06:25,371 >> You Want To Go To The Dance 2367 01:06:22,934 --> 01:06:27,505 With Me? 2368 01:06:23,535 --> 01:06:28,807 But, I Mean, Why -- Why Would 2369 01:06:25,438 --> 01:06:31,410 You? 2370 01:06:27,572 --> 01:06:33,778 >> Don't Show Your Face The 2371 01:06:28,874 --> 01:06:35,613 Whole Time We're There. 2372 01:06:31,476 --> 01:06:37,749 >> Halloween Dance, Mask -- 2373 01:06:33,845 --> 01:06:39,617 No Problem. 2374 01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:40,318 >> One More Thing -- No Kiss 2375 01:06:37,816 --> 01:06:42,720 Good Night And No Hug Good 2376 01:06:39,684 --> 01:06:44,822 Night. 2377 01:06:40,385 --> 01:06:46,858 Actually, Don't Touch Me At All. 2378 01:06:42,787 --> 01:06:49,628 Well, Except When We're Dancing. 2379 01:06:44,889 --> 01:06:51,829 You Get One Slow Dance, And If 2380 01:06:46,925 --> 01:06:54,467 Your Hands Come Anywhere Near My 2381 01:06:49,695 --> 01:06:54,467 Ass, I'll Punch Your Lights Out. 2382 01:06:51,896 --> 01:06:54,467 I Shit You Not. 2383 01:06:58,938 --> 01:07:00,706 >> Whoo! 2384 01:07:11,117 --> 01:07:13,285 >> ♪ Whoa-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh ♪ 2385 01:07:15,653 --> 01:07:17,622 ♪ Whoa-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh ♪ 2386 01:07:28,834 --> 01:07:30,903 >> [ Whistling ] 2387 01:07:48,086 --> 01:07:52,324 Hey, Samantha. 2388 01:07:49,554 --> 01:07:52,324 We Need To Talk About The 2389 01:07:50,688 --> 01:07:52,324 Halloween Dance. 2390 01:07:53,959 --> 01:07:58,731 Uh... 2391 01:07:55,427 --> 01:08:00,064 >> I Don't Know! 2392 01:07:56,195 --> 01:08:01,533 I Don't Know What You See In A 2393 01:07:58,798 --> 01:08:04,370 Girl Like Carrie Smith, But You 2394 01:08:00,132 --> 01:08:05,771 Being Interested In Her Makes 2395 01:08:01,599 --> 01:08:08,873 Me A Lot Less Interested In You. 2396 01:08:04,436 --> 01:08:11,109 She Probably Wants You To Do Her 2397 01:08:05,838 --> 01:08:13,579 Homework Or Wash Her Car Or Take 2398 01:08:08,941 --> 01:08:14,747 Care Of Her Sick Grandmother. 2399 01:08:11,177 --> 01:08:15,848 She's Just Using You. 2400 01:08:13,646 --> 01:08:16,949 And You're Gonna Let Her Because 2401 01:08:14,813 --> 01:08:17,982 You're A Stupid Little Boy Who 2402 01:08:15,914 --> 01:08:21,053 Does Stupid-Little-Boy Things, 2403 01:08:17,016 --> 01:08:22,153 And I've Had Enough Of Your 2404 01:08:18,049 --> 01:08:23,388 Stupid Little Boyness -- 2405 01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:26,425 You Should Go Right Now Before I 2406 01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:29,594 Call You A Stupid Little Boy 2407 01:08:23,455 --> 01:08:31,496 Again. 2408 01:08:26,491 --> 01:08:31,496 >> Um... 2409 01:08:29,661 --> 01:08:31,496 >> Just Go! 2410 01:08:41,173 --> 01:08:44,610 >> I Used My Superpowers To Get 2411 01:08:42,706 --> 01:08:45,843 Samantha To Like Me. 2412 01:08:43,642 --> 01:08:47,012 She Went On A Date With Me -- 2413 01:08:44,742 --> 01:08:48,679 Well, Two Dates, Actually -- 2414 01:08:45,911 --> 01:08:49,815 And Then I Used My Mind Control 2415 01:08:47,144 --> 01:08:51,083 To Get Clark Away From Carrie. 2416 01:08:48,812 --> 01:08:52,517 And Then I Came Flying In, And 2417 01:08:49,947 --> 01:08:53,651 Carrie Fell Madly In Love With 2418 01:08:51,215 --> 01:08:54,753 Me And Asked Me To The 2419 01:08:52,651 --> 01:08:56,488 Halloween Dance With Her. 2420 01:08:53,785 --> 01:08:57,755 So Far, Everything Was Going 2421 01:08:54,885 --> 01:08:58,824 Exactly According To Plan, So 2422 01:08:56,620 --> 01:09:00,091 Why Do I Feel So Lousy About 2423 01:08:57,888 --> 01:09:00,992 It? 2424 01:08:58,891 --> 01:09:02,728 >> I Hope He Feels Lousy About 2425 01:09:00,224 --> 01:09:03,995 What He's Done. 2426 01:09:01,125 --> 01:09:05,730 Stupid Payton. 2427 01:09:02,861 --> 01:09:08,800 That's The Last Time I Comb My 2428 01:09:04,129 --> 01:09:09,867 Hair For Anyone Or Buy A New 2429 01:09:05,863 --> 01:09:10,968 Dress Or Wax My Eyebrow. 2430 01:09:08,933 --> 01:09:12,838 Grandma Was Right -- I'm Gonna 2431 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:13,438 Become A Miserable Old Woman 2432 01:09:11,102 --> 01:09:14,740 Who Dies Alone, Completely 2433 01:09:12,970 --> 01:09:16,040 Unloved. 2434 01:09:13,505 --> 01:09:16,941 >> Every Superhero Eventually 2435 01:09:14,872 --> 01:09:18,576 Comes Face-To-Face With His 2436 01:09:16,174 --> 01:09:19,945 Nemesis. 2437 01:09:17,009 --> 01:09:20,946 I Thought Mine Was Clark Hayes. 2438 01:09:18,643 --> 01:09:21,746 I Mean, Doesn't That Just Sound 2439 01:09:20,077 --> 01:09:23,048 Like The Name Of A 2440 01:09:21,079 --> 01:09:25,518 Supervillain? 2441 01:09:21,879 --> 01:09:25,517 But What If My Biggest Nemesis 2442 01:09:23,180 --> 01:09:25,518 Was...Myself? 2443 01:09:29,888 --> 01:09:36,861 >> [ Grunts ] 2444 01:09:32,790 --> 01:09:37,962 Hey, Babe. 2445 01:09:35,861 --> 01:09:39,997 [ Clears Throat ] 2446 01:09:36,928 --> 01:09:41,032 Earth To Carrie? 2447 01:09:38,030 --> 01:09:42,000 [ Whistles ] 2448 01:09:40,064 --> 01:09:43,000 Um... 2449 01:09:41,099 --> 01:09:44,836 Hey, I Was Wondering If You 2450 01:09:42,067 --> 01:09:46,604 Still Wanted To Go To Dinner 2451 01:09:43,067 --> 01:09:47,071 With My Parents Next Week. 2452 01:09:44,903 --> 01:09:48,874 >> I Thought You Had To Lift 2453 01:09:46,671 --> 01:09:50,675 Stuff. 2454 01:09:47,138 --> 01:09:52,510 >> She's Busy, So I Can Be With 2455 01:09:48,941 --> 01:09:52,510 You. 2456 01:09:50,742 --> 01:09:52,510 >> I'll Call You. 2457 01:09:54,914 --> 01:10:00,552 >> Perfect. 2458 01:09:57,950 --> 01:10:01,653 Per-- Yeah. 2459 01:09:59,018 --> 01:10:02,754 >> So, There's This New Move 2460 01:10:00,619 --> 01:10:03,889 I'm Thinking About Doing Before 2461 01:10:01,719 --> 01:10:04,889 The Football Game, And If We All 2462 01:10:02,821 --> 01:10:05,224 Do It, It'll Look Really Cool. 2463 01:10:03,955 --> 01:10:06,057 It's Really Easy. 2464 01:10:04,956 --> 01:10:06,691 >> Yes! 2465 01:10:05,290 --> 01:10:07,124 >> Yeah! 2466 01:10:06,125 --> 01:10:08,126 >> You Think? 2467 01:10:06,759 --> 01:10:09,194 >> Yeah! 2468 01:10:07,192 --> 01:10:10,028 >> Totally! 2469 01:10:08,192 --> 01:10:10,728 >> Okay. Okay, I'll Show You. 2470 01:10:09,260 --> 01:10:12,731 And Then We Got To Show 2471 01:10:10,094 --> 01:10:15,032 Everyone, Okay? 2472 01:10:10,795 --> 01:10:16,968 Okay, Yeah. Okay. 2473 01:10:12,798 --> 01:10:19,036 So, We'll All Be Lined Up. 2474 01:10:15,099 --> 01:10:20,004 And Then We Shimmy Like This. 2475 01:10:17,036 --> 01:10:21,941 And Then... 2476 01:10:19,103 --> 01:10:21,941 Like That, Okay? 2477 01:10:20,071 --> 01:10:21,940 [ Cellphone Vibrating ] 2478 01:10:25,611 --> 01:10:28,680 [ Screams ] 2479 01:10:26,946 --> 01:10:29,915 It's Stuck! 2480 01:10:27,845 --> 01:10:32,584 It's Like They're Glued Or 2481 01:10:28,746 --> 01:10:33,818 Something! 2482 01:10:29,982 --> 01:10:34,753 [ Shrieking ] 2483 01:10:32,651 --> 01:10:36,021 Get It Off! Help Me! 2484 01:10:33,885 --> 01:10:37,723 Get It Off! Help Me! 2485 01:10:34,820 --> 01:10:38,757 [ Both Giggling ] 2486 01:10:36,088 --> 01:10:39,657 [ Screams ] 2487 01:10:37,790 --> 01:10:41,960 [ Toilet Flushes ] 2488 01:10:38,824 --> 01:10:44,897 >> Oh, Goddamn -- 2489 01:10:39,724 --> 01:10:46,097 Give Me The Toilet Paper! 2490 01:10:42,027 --> 01:10:47,199 Thank You. 2491 01:10:44,964 --> 01:10:49,101 >> Do You Have A Date To The 2492 01:10:46,165 --> 01:10:50,936 Dance? 2493 01:10:47,266 --> 01:10:50,936 >> Uh...Um...I... 2494 01:10:49,168 --> 01:10:50,936 >> Would You Like To Go With Me? 2495 01:10:52,937 --> 01:10:55,306 >> You're Friends With Her, 2496 01:10:53,906 --> 01:10:55,807 Aren't You? 2497 01:10:54,305 --> 01:10:56,541 You Little Dorks Stick Together, 2498 01:10:55,374 --> 01:10:57,276 Right? 2499 01:10:55,874 --> 01:10:59,111 >> Yeah, They Do. 2500 01:10:56,608 --> 01:11:00,144 >> Where's Samantha? 2501 01:10:57,343 --> 01:11:01,179 >> Oh, She's With Miss Stewart. 2502 01:10:59,178 --> 01:11:02,714 They Were Gonna Dissect A 2503 01:11:00,211 --> 01:11:04,148 Cheerleader's Head To See If 2504 01:11:01,245 --> 01:11:05,650 There Was Anything Inside. 2505 01:11:02,781 --> 01:11:06,685 >> O.M.G.! 2506 01:11:04,215 --> 01:11:07,785 That Should Not Be Allowed. 2507 01:11:05,718 --> 01:11:08,921 >> Here Are The Rules -- No Kiss 2508 01:11:06,751 --> 01:11:09,854 Good Night, No Hug Good Night, 2509 01:11:07,852 --> 01:11:10,221 No Thinking About Touching Me At 2510 01:11:08,987 --> 01:11:11,822 All, Except For When We're 2511 01:11:09,921 --> 01:11:12,691 Dancing. 2512 01:11:10,289 --> 01:11:13,625 You Get One Slow Dance, And If 2513 01:11:11,889 --> 01:11:14,226 You Try To Get Your Hands 2514 01:11:12,758 --> 01:11:14,992 Anywhere Near My Ass, I Will 2515 01:11:13,692 --> 01:11:16,595 Punch Your Lights Out. 2516 01:11:14,293 --> 01:11:17,862 I Shit You Not. 2517 01:11:15,059 --> 01:11:18,964 >> [ Laughs Nervously ] 2518 01:11:16,661 --> 01:11:20,132 No. Unh-Unh. 2519 01:11:17,929 --> 01:11:21,199 >> I Got A Message For 2520 01:11:19,031 --> 01:11:22,134 Little Miss Superglue. 2521 01:11:20,199 --> 01:11:23,602 >> Oh, I Don't Know Who You're 2522 01:11:21,266 --> 01:11:24,835 Talking About. 2523 01:11:22,201 --> 01:11:25,637 Great Idea With Those Pom-Poms! 2524 01:11:23,669 --> 01:11:27,104 Now You Won't Forget Where They 2525 01:11:24,902 --> 01:11:28,773 Are! 2526 01:11:25,704 --> 01:11:29,974 >> I Was At The Assembly, Okay? 2527 01:11:27,171 --> 01:11:31,043 I Saw Mr. Acker Get His Finger 2528 01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:32,276 Stuck To His Forehead, Okay? 2529 01:11:30,041 --> 01:11:33,611 I Know Samantha Did This. 2530 01:11:31,110 --> 01:11:36,080 Do You Think I'm Stupid? 2531 01:11:32,344 --> 01:11:37,215 >> No. 2532 01:11:33,678 --> 01:11:39,050 Crazy, Maybe. 2533 01:11:36,147 --> 01:11:39,050 >> Tell Samantha This Isn't 2534 01:11:37,281 --> 01:11:39,050 Over. 2535 01:11:44,022 --> 01:11:45,958 >> Pardon, Ladies. 2536 01:11:47,358 --> 01:11:53,298 >> Carrie! 2537 01:11:49,027 --> 01:11:54,632 I-It's Payton! 2538 01:11:52,263 --> 01:11:55,733 >> Why Are You Dressed Like 2539 01:11:53,365 --> 01:11:58,704 Jack Skellington? 2540 01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:59,938 >> I'm Li'l Depressed Boy -- 2541 01:11:55,800 --> 01:12:02,773 You Know, Because I'm Depressed. 2542 01:11:58,771 --> 01:12:04,610 Who Are You Supposed To Be? 2543 01:12:00,004 --> 01:12:04,609 >> I'm Little Miss Superglue. 2544 01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:04,610 [ Rock Music Playing ] 2545 01:12:08,746 --> 01:12:11,182 >> I'm Gonna Go Get Some Punch. 2546 01:12:23,861 --> 01:12:28,132 >> Hey, Carrie. 2547 01:12:24,897 --> 01:12:30,268 >> Hey. 2548 01:12:26,732 --> 01:12:31,136 >> You Look So... 2549 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:32,004 That's, Like, Totally Original. 2550 01:12:30,335 --> 01:12:34,406 So Hot. 2551 01:12:31,202 --> 01:12:35,139 [ Laughs ] 2552 01:12:32,071 --> 01:12:37,943 I Really Do Like Your Eyebrow. 2553 01:12:34,473 --> 01:12:37,943 >> I Don't. 2554 01:12:35,206 --> 01:12:37,942 It's Hairy, And It's Just One. 2555 01:12:41,345 --> 01:12:43,915 >> Hey! 2556 01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:45,650 >> Aah! 2557 01:12:42,447 --> 01:12:47,052 Dad! Come On! 2558 01:12:43,982 --> 01:12:48,787 >> [ Chuckling ] 2559 01:12:45,718 --> 01:12:50,287 Well, Son, I Hope Nobody Breaks 2560 01:12:47,119 --> 01:12:52,124 Any Rules Tonight. 2561 01:12:48,853 --> 01:12:53,191 'Cause, You Know, Mike Ditka 2562 01:12:50,354 --> 01:12:54,291 Could Never Suffer The Likes Of 2563 01:12:52,191 --> 01:12:55,693 Rule Breakers. 2564 01:12:53,258 --> 01:12:57,696 >> Dad, Do You Have To Dress 2565 01:12:54,358 --> 01:12:57,696 Like Ditka... 2566 01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:57,696 Every Year? 2567 01:13:05,737 --> 01:13:11,308 >> [ Scoffs ] 2568 01:13:07,973 --> 01:13:12,844 >> Nice Shirt. 2569 01:13:09,441 --> 01:13:16,048 >> [ Giggling ] Thanks! 2570 01:13:11,375 --> 01:13:16,781 Who Are You Supposed To Be? 2571 01:13:12,911 --> 01:13:17,916 >> Well, She's Obviously A Slut! 2572 01:13:16,115 --> 01:13:18,784 >> Yeah! 2573 01:13:16,848 --> 01:13:20,418 I, Like, Totally Dressed As 2574 01:13:17,982 --> 01:13:20,418 Carrie Smith! 2575 01:13:18,851 --> 01:13:20,419 [ Giggles ] 2576 01:13:22,854 --> 01:13:25,357 [ Rock Music Playing ] 2577 01:13:30,995 --> 01:13:35,199 >> Dude, That Is So Wrong On So 2578 01:13:33,197 --> 01:13:37,302 Many Levels. 2579 01:13:34,066 --> 01:13:37,302 >> On Fire! On Fire! 2580 01:13:35,267 --> 01:13:37,302 The King Of Pop Is On Fire! 2581 01:13:45,376 --> 01:13:47,879 >> Are You Li'l Depressed Boy? 2582 01:13:51,916 --> 01:13:57,088 That's My Favorite Webcomic 2583 01:13:53,251 --> 01:13:57,822 Character. 2584 01:13:55,486 --> 01:13:58,923 >> This Costume Took Me Forever 2585 01:13:57,156 --> 01:14:01,326 To Make. 2586 01:13:57,889 --> 01:14:03,128 >> Payton. 2587 01:13:58,991 --> 01:14:04,963 >> You Look...Really Nice, 2588 01:14:01,393 --> 01:14:06,398 Samantha. 2589 01:14:03,195 --> 01:14:06,898 >> Of Course. 2590 01:14:05,030 --> 01:14:07,999 Of Course You'd Like The Way I 2591 01:14:06,464 --> 01:14:08,365 Look. 2592 01:14:06,964 --> 01:14:09,735 I'm Dressed As Carrie. 2593 01:14:08,066 --> 01:14:11,236 >> No! 2594 01:14:08,433 --> 01:14:12,771 No, That's Not What I Meant! 2595 01:14:09,802 --> 01:14:14,406 >> Swine Flu?! Swine Flu?! 2596 01:14:11,303 --> 01:14:15,407 What About This Makes You Think 2597 01:14:12,838 --> 01:14:17,275 I'm Swine Flu?! 2598 01:14:14,473 --> 01:14:19,378 >> Chester?! 2599 01:14:15,473 --> 01:14:19,378 You're Here With Chester?! 2600 01:14:17,342 --> 01:14:19,378 >> Enjoy The Party, Payton. 2601 01:14:22,548 --> 01:14:24,316 >> [ Sighs ] 2602 01:14:45,903 --> 01:14:50,508 >> [ Giggles ] 2603 01:14:47,572 --> 01:14:51,843 >> What's Up, Jack Skellington? 2604 01:14:49,607 --> 01:14:53,277 >> I Already Told You, I'm 2605 01:14:50,576 --> 01:14:56,081 Li'l Depressed Boy. 2606 01:14:51,910 --> 01:14:57,549 >> Boy, Are You. 2607 01:14:53,344 --> 01:14:58,883 So, Where Is Your Slut? 2608 01:14:56,147 --> 01:15:01,418 >> Okay, Listen. 2609 01:14:57,616 --> 01:15:02,387 I Don't Care What You Say About 2610 01:14:58,951 --> 01:15:03,955 Me, But Don't You Dare Badmouth 2611 01:15:01,486 --> 01:15:06,258 Samantha, Okay? 2612 01:15:02,454 --> 01:15:07,424 >> Whoa! 2613 01:15:04,022 --> 01:15:08,860 Back Off, Li'l Repressed Boy. 2614 01:15:06,325 --> 01:15:09,161 If You Care So Much About Her, 2615 01:15:07,491 --> 01:15:11,195 Why Don't You Do Something About 2616 01:15:08,927 --> 01:15:13,165 It? 2617 01:15:09,227 --> 01:15:14,565 >> I Did. 2618 01:15:11,263 --> 01:15:15,333 I Did Everything You Told Me, 2619 01:15:13,232 --> 01:15:17,803 And I Still Managed To Screw It 2620 01:15:14,633 --> 01:15:19,804 Up. 2621 01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:21,238 Look, You're Poised And 2622 01:15:17,870 --> 01:15:23,008 Beautiful And Sexy And 2623 01:15:19,871 --> 01:15:26,177 Well-Dressed, And Every Boy 2624 01:15:21,305 --> 01:15:29,513 Wants To Be With You, And Every 2625 01:15:23,075 --> 01:15:31,983 Girl Wants To Be You. 2626 01:15:26,245 --> 01:15:34,019 And That's Easy To Fall For. 2627 01:15:29,580 --> 01:15:35,987 But What Really Matters Is What 2628 01:15:32,049 --> 01:15:35,987 Samantha Has. 2629 01:15:34,085 --> 01:15:35,987 She Has A Beautiful Soul. 2630 01:15:37,990 --> 01:15:40,492 Now Go Away So I Can Get A Drink 2631 01:15:39,223 --> 01:15:40,491 Of Water. 2632 01:15:43,094 --> 01:15:50,467 >> [ Sighs ] 2633 01:15:46,130 --> 01:15:51,570 Ow. 2634 01:15:49,034 --> 01:15:54,939 [ Dance Music Playing ] 2635 01:15:50,535 --> 01:15:55,840 >> All Right, Everybody, Let's 2636 01:15:51,637 --> 01:15:58,844 Boogie. 2637 01:15:55,007 --> 01:16:00,512 >> Hey! 2638 01:15:55,907 --> 01:16:02,380 [ Chuckles ] 2639 01:15:58,911 --> 01:16:02,381 >> Super Mario? 2640 01:16:00,579 --> 01:16:02,380 >> No. 2641 01:16:05,517 --> 01:16:09,153 >> Luigi? 2642 01:16:06,218 --> 01:16:12,122 >> [ Chuckling ] No! 2643 01:16:08,053 --> 01:16:13,224 Ditka! 2644 01:16:09,220 --> 01:16:15,059 [ Deep VOICE ] I'm Mike Ditka. 2645 01:16:12,189 --> 01:16:15,059 [ Normal VOICE ] Ditka. 2646 01:16:13,291 --> 01:16:15,059 [ Chuckles ] 2647 01:16:23,201 --> 01:16:26,538 >> Samantha? 2648 01:16:24,602 --> 01:16:29,106 Can We Talk? 2649 01:16:25,336 --> 01:16:30,441 >> No! Sss! 2650 01:16:26,604 --> 01:16:33,510 Don't...Talk. 2651 01:16:29,174 --> 01:16:35,647 >> Wait. 2652 01:16:30,509 --> 01:16:37,382 >> Do I...Have A... 2653 01:16:33,577 --> 01:16:39,218 Beautiful Soul? 2654 01:16:35,714 --> 01:16:39,218 >> Yeah. I Mean...Sure. 2655 01:16:37,449 --> 01:16:39,218 Whatever. 2656 01:16:41,452 --> 01:16:43,287 [ Slow Music Playing ] 2657 01:16:47,491 --> 01:16:51,028 >> Perfect Time For Your Slow 2658 01:16:48,492 --> 01:16:51,028 Song, Date. 2659 01:16:49,193 --> 01:16:51,028 >> Okay. Yeah. 2660 01:16:59,972 --> 01:17:03,375 >> Slow Dance? 2661 01:17:01,606 --> 01:17:03,375 I Promised You One. 2662 01:17:12,183 --> 01:17:20,224 Payton...Thanks. 2663 01:17:15,519 --> 01:17:22,393 >> For What? 2664 01:17:18,022 --> 01:17:22,393 >> For Being Payton. 2665 01:17:20,291 --> 01:17:22,393 I'm So Glad We're Friends. 2666 01:17:30,201 --> 01:17:34,305 [ Camera Shutter Clicks ] 2667 01:17:31,102 --> 01:17:35,339 >> That Was The Kiss I'd Been 2668 01:17:32,402 --> 01:17:36,106 Waiting For My Whole Life. 2669 01:17:34,372 --> 01:17:37,075 >> You're Super-Cool And Totally 2670 01:17:35,406 --> 01:17:38,642 Awesome. 2671 01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:40,478 [ Camera Shutter Clicks ] 2672 01:17:37,142 --> 01:17:40,479 >> Samantha's The Girl For Me. 2673 01:17:38,776 --> 01:17:40,479 I'm Such A Dork. 2674 01:17:49,021 --> 01:17:54,159 I Need To Tell You Something -- 2675 01:17:50,655 --> 01:17:56,494 About Clark. 2676 01:17:53,157 --> 01:17:58,463 Go To The Comic-Book Shop 2677 01:17:54,226 --> 01:18:00,398 Tomorrow At 5:00, Okay? 2678 01:17:56,561 --> 01:18:00,398 >> Why? 2679 01:17:58,530 --> 01:18:00,398 >> Just Trust Me On This. 2680 01:18:06,604 --> 01:18:09,974 Hey, Samantha. 2681 01:18:08,205 --> 01:18:09,974 >> Wrong Girl, Man. 2682 01:18:25,456 --> 01:18:31,729 [ Groans ] 2683 01:18:28,492 --> 01:18:32,530 >> You Call That A Hit?! 2684 01:18:29,827 --> 01:18:33,697 My Nana Can Hit Harder Than 2685 01:18:31,796 --> 01:18:37,568 That! 2686 01:18:32,597 --> 01:18:39,336 >> [ Chuckles ] 2687 01:18:33,830 --> 01:18:40,771 [ Football Announcer Talking ] 2688 01:18:37,635 --> 01:18:43,208 Nothing? 2689 01:18:39,403 --> 01:18:43,208 You're Not Gonna Chide Me For My 2690 01:18:40,839 --> 01:18:43,208 Improper Parental Technique? 2691 01:18:49,313 --> 01:18:54,084 All Right, What's Wrong? 2692 01:18:51,383 --> 01:18:54,385 Oh, Look, I Know It's Football, 2693 01:18:52,717 --> 01:18:58,089 But I've Never Seen You This 2694 01:18:54,152 --> 01:18:58,757 Down. 2695 01:18:54,452 --> 01:19:00,325 >> You Don't Understand At All. 2696 01:18:58,156 --> 01:19:01,459 >> All Right. 2697 01:18:58,824 --> 01:19:03,495 So... 2698 01:19:00,392 --> 01:19:06,031 You Started Off With The Hots 2699 01:19:01,526 --> 01:19:07,197 For This Carrie Girl. 2700 01:19:03,562 --> 01:19:09,300 She Wanted To Play Matchmaker, 2701 01:19:06,098 --> 01:19:10,402 And You Had Hope That All The 2702 01:19:07,264 --> 01:19:13,070 Time You Spent With Her, She 2703 01:19:09,366 --> 01:19:15,406 Would Like You Back. 2704 01:19:10,469 --> 01:19:16,207 But Then You Realize You Really 2705 01:19:13,138 --> 01:19:18,309 Connect To This Samantha, And 2706 01:19:15,473 --> 01:19:19,076 Because You Don't Have 2707 01:19:16,273 --> 01:19:20,344 Experience In This World, You 2708 01:19:18,375 --> 01:19:21,146 Muck It All Up? 2709 01:19:19,143 --> 01:19:25,049 >> Muck! Muck! Muck! Muck! 2710 01:19:20,411 --> 01:19:26,050 [ Giggles ] 2711 01:19:21,213 --> 01:19:27,085 >> Watch, Watch, Watch, Watch. 2712 01:19:25,116 --> 01:19:28,085 You Know, Son, If You Had Some 2713 01:19:26,117 --> 01:19:29,353 Questions, You Could Have Come 2714 01:19:27,152 --> 01:19:30,088 To Me. 2715 01:19:28,152 --> 01:19:30,821 Heck, We're Both Out There In 2716 01:19:29,420 --> 01:19:32,523 The Dating World. 2717 01:19:30,155 --> 01:19:34,492 Maybe You Could Have Given Me A 2718 01:19:30,888 --> 01:19:36,760 Tip Or Two. 2719 01:19:32,590 --> 01:19:38,262 Son, All I Know Is, If I Were 2720 01:19:34,558 --> 01:19:39,596 You Right Now, I Would Need To 2721 01:19:36,827 --> 01:19:41,066 Prove To This Girl -- This 2722 01:19:38,330 --> 01:19:42,600 Samantha Girl -- That She Means 2723 01:19:39,664 --> 01:19:44,134 More To Me Than Anything In The 2724 01:19:41,133 --> 01:19:45,804 World, More Than This Carrie 2725 01:19:42,666 --> 01:19:47,137 Chick, More Than The Respect Of 2726 01:19:44,201 --> 01:19:48,439 Your Classmates, And, Yes, Even 2727 01:19:45,870 --> 01:19:50,141 More Than The Mighty 2728 01:19:47,205 --> 01:19:51,409 Chicago Bears. 2729 01:19:48,507 --> 01:19:53,244 >> [ Giggles ] 2730 01:19:50,208 --> 01:19:54,612 >> Hey, That's What You Got To 2731 01:19:51,476 --> 01:19:57,348 Do, Whether You Want To Believe 2732 01:19:53,311 --> 01:19:59,851 It Or Not. 2733 01:19:54,678 --> 01:20:02,386 Now, If You Want To Go Figure It 2734 01:19:57,415 --> 01:20:02,387 Out, I Officially Excuse You 2735 01:19:59,918 --> 01:20:02,387 From Family Football Sunday. 2736 01:20:04,923 --> 01:20:13,465 Oh, Wait. 2737 01:20:06,625 --> 01:20:16,668 If You Are Really Determined 2738 01:20:10,195 --> 01:20:18,469 And Willing To Pay The Price, 2739 01:20:13,531 --> 01:20:19,570 You Can Get It Done. 2740 01:20:16,735 --> 01:20:20,638 >> Ditka? 2741 01:20:18,536 --> 01:20:22,574 >> What Makes You Think All The 2742 01:20:19,638 --> 01:20:22,574 Advice I Give You Is -- 2743 01:20:20,705 --> 01:20:22,574 Yeah. Ditka. It's Ditka. 2744 01:20:26,477 --> 01:20:28,646 Longest Conversation We've Had. 2745 01:20:34,919 --> 01:20:39,490 >> So, Let's Really Think About 2746 01:20:36,420 --> 01:20:41,291 This, Andy. 2747 01:20:37,388 --> 01:20:42,459 No Way Batman's A Dork. 2748 01:20:39,558 --> 01:20:43,528 Robin Number 1, He Dated 2749 01:20:41,358 --> 01:20:44,696 Starfire, Right? 2750 01:20:42,527 --> 01:20:45,630 And Robin Number 3 Had This 2751 01:20:43,594 --> 01:20:46,630 Little Thing Going On With The 2752 01:20:44,763 --> 01:20:49,634 Spoiler. 2753 01:20:45,696 --> 01:20:51,502 >> I Didn't Know You Like Comic 2754 01:20:46,697 --> 01:20:51,802 Books. 2755 01:20:49,701 --> 01:20:53,171 >> Yeah, I Like Comic Books. 2756 01:20:51,570 --> 01:20:54,339 Shh. 2757 01:20:51,870 --> 01:20:54,872 >> So, Next Time, Can I Get -- 2758 01:20:53,237 --> 01:20:56,874 >> Do You Think I Could Play 2759 01:20:54,406 --> 01:20:58,343 Superman? 2760 01:20:54,939 --> 01:20:59,477 >> No, You Can't Play Superman. 2761 01:20:56,942 --> 01:21:00,378 >> Oh, Really? 2762 01:20:58,410 --> 01:21:03,348 Then Look At This. 2763 01:20:59,544 --> 01:21:04,715 Whoo! 2764 01:21:00,445 --> 01:21:05,884 >> [ Talking Excitedly ] 2765 01:21:03,415 --> 01:21:07,185 >> You Ready, Kiddo? 2766 01:21:04,782 --> 01:21:08,519 >> Hi, Mrs. Gardner. 2767 01:21:05,951 --> 01:21:09,621 >> Hey. 2768 01:21:07,251 --> 01:21:10,655 >> Same Time Next Week? 2769 01:21:08,586 --> 01:21:11,321 >> Yeah, Definitely. 2770 01:21:09,687 --> 01:21:12,589 >> Okay. 2771 01:21:10,722 --> 01:21:14,325 >> Ah. 2772 01:21:11,388 --> 01:21:15,592 Say "Thank You," Andy. 2773 01:21:12,656 --> 01:21:16,293 >> Thank You. 2774 01:21:14,392 --> 01:21:16,861 >> High Five! 2775 01:21:15,660 --> 01:21:17,461 >> You Ready? 2776 01:21:16,361 --> 01:21:18,796 >> Ready. 2777 01:21:16,928 --> 01:21:20,198 >> See Ya. 2778 01:21:17,528 --> 01:21:21,232 >> Thanks. 2779 01:21:18,862 --> 01:21:24,802 >> Did You Have Fun? 2780 01:21:20,264 --> 01:21:26,470 Do You Like Clark? 2781 01:21:21,299 --> 01:21:27,171 >> [ Talking Indistinctly ] 2782 01:21:24,869 --> 01:21:27,839 That Was Even Funner. 2783 01:21:26,537 --> 01:21:28,572 >> [ Laughs ] 2784 01:21:27,238 --> 01:21:29,807 >> Hey, You're Really Gonna 2785 01:21:27,906 --> 01:21:30,441 Enjoy These. 2786 01:21:28,639 --> 01:21:32,242 That'll Be $38 Even. 2787 01:21:29,874 --> 01:21:34,344 >> Thanks. 2788 01:21:30,508 --> 01:21:34,845 >> Thank You. Come Again. 2789 01:21:32,309 --> 01:21:35,879 >> Did You Know About Andy? 2790 01:21:34,411 --> 01:21:36,813 >> Sure. 2791 01:21:34,912 --> 01:21:37,581 Clark And Andy Come In Here All 2792 01:21:35,946 --> 01:21:38,916 The Time. 2793 01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:40,418 >> [ Sighs ] 2794 01:21:37,648 --> 01:21:40,718 Why Would He Hide This From Me? 2795 01:21:38,983 --> 01:21:42,253 >> He's Captain Of The Football 2796 01:21:40,485 --> 01:21:42,687 Team. 2797 01:21:40,785 --> 01:21:43,787 He Doesn't Want Anyone To Think 2798 01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:44,789 He's Uncool. 2799 01:21:42,754 --> 01:21:45,890 >> But I'm His Girlfriend. 2800 01:21:43,854 --> 01:21:47,291 >> Exactly -- He Especially 2801 01:21:44,856 --> 01:21:50,361 Doesn't Want His Girlfriend To 2802 01:21:45,956 --> 01:21:52,296 Think He's Uncool. 2803 01:21:47,358 --> 01:21:53,197 >> [ Sighs ] 2804 01:21:50,428 --> 01:21:54,799 I Need To Talk To You About 2805 01:21:52,363 --> 01:21:55,900 Payton. 2806 01:21:53,264 --> 01:21:56,668 >> My Whole Life, I Was Worried 2807 01:21:54,932 --> 01:21:58,702 About "What's The Worst That 2808 01:21:56,032 --> 01:21:59,903 Can Happen?" 2809 01:21:56,800 --> 01:22:01,238 But Now I Was Living It. 2810 01:21:58,835 --> 01:22:02,339 I Had Lost Samantha. 2811 01:22:00,036 --> 01:22:03,607 There Was Nothing Left To Be 2812 01:22:01,371 --> 01:22:04,842 Scared Of, 'Cause It Couldn't 2813 01:22:02,473 --> 01:22:06,611 Get Any Worse. 2814 01:22:03,741 --> 01:22:08,313 This Whole Time, I Was 2815 01:22:04,909 --> 01:22:09,546 Listening To Carrie's Advice -- 2816 01:22:06,744 --> 01:22:10,882 How To Dress, How To Act, How 2817 01:22:08,446 --> 01:22:12,450 To Get A Reach-Around. 2818 01:22:09,679 --> 01:22:14,351 But It Was Time To Stop Doing 2819 01:22:11,014 --> 01:22:15,887 What She Wanted Me To Do And 2820 01:22:12,583 --> 01:22:16,920 Start Doing What I Wanted. 2821 01:22:14,485 --> 01:22:18,723 If I'm Really A Superhero, I'm 2822 01:22:16,019 --> 01:22:20,758 Gonna Have To Prove It. 2823 01:22:17,053 --> 01:22:22,559 I Just Need One More Brilliant 2824 01:22:18,856 --> 01:22:23,961 Plan To Woo Samantha. 2825 01:22:20,825 --> 01:22:25,563 >> So, Everything -- Everything 2826 01:22:22,626 --> 01:22:28,232 Involving You Was Part Of A 2827 01:22:24,028 --> 01:22:29,633 Brilliant Plan To Woo Me? 2828 01:22:25,629 --> 01:22:31,268 >> Yes! 2829 01:22:28,299 --> 01:22:33,570 Payton's Not Just A Dork -- He's 2830 01:22:29,701 --> 01:22:35,473 An Idiot. 2831 01:22:31,335 --> 01:22:36,807 You Make The Boy Stupid. 2832 01:22:33,638 --> 01:22:36,808 If That's Not Love, I Don't Know 2833 01:22:35,540 --> 01:22:36,808 What Is. 2834 01:22:52,790 --> 01:22:56,561 >> Stop. 2835 01:22:53,825 --> 01:22:57,428 Don't Say Anything. 2836 01:22:55,393 --> 01:22:58,563 Look, I Understand What You See 2837 01:22:56,628 --> 01:22:59,831 In Chester, Okay? 2838 01:22:57,495 --> 01:23:02,400 Yeah, He's President Of The 2839 01:22:58,629 --> 01:23:03,800 Chess Club And His Handwriting's 2840 01:22:59,897 --> 01:23:05,302 Impeccable And He's Got Really, 2841 01:23:02,467 --> 01:23:06,304 Really, Really Great Hair. 2842 01:23:03,867 --> 01:23:08,606 But -- But I'm Not That Guy, 2843 01:23:05,370 --> 01:23:09,774 Okay? 2844 01:23:06,370 --> 01:23:11,742 No. Samantha. 2845 01:23:08,673 --> 01:23:12,543 But I'm Just The Guy Who's -- 2846 01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:14,512 Who's Gonna Do This! 2847 01:23:11,809 --> 01:23:14,512 [ Students Screaming ] 2848 01:23:12,610 --> 01:23:14,512 >> Everybody, Get Down! 2849 01:23:17,615 --> 01:23:20,918 >> Is That A Turnip? 2850 01:23:18,883 --> 01:23:21,986 >> No, It's An Onion. 2851 01:23:19,683 --> 01:23:23,053 >> No Outside Food! 2852 01:23:20,985 --> 01:23:23,720 >> Well, It Looks Like A Turnip. 2853 01:23:22,053 --> 01:23:25,657 >> It's An Onion! 2854 01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:27,758 >> Pbht! 2855 01:23:23,787 --> 01:23:30,695 An Onion? Lame! 2856 01:23:25,723 --> 01:23:32,629 >> Shut Up! This Is So Romantic! 2857 01:23:27,826 --> 01:23:35,033 >> Yes, I Am Holding A Very 2858 01:23:30,762 --> 01:23:36,701 Large Onion In My Right Hand, 2859 01:23:32,696 --> 01:23:37,801 But That Is Only Because If You, 2860 01:23:35,099 --> 01:23:39,303 Samantha Gibson, Do Not Give Me 2861 01:23:36,768 --> 01:23:39,871 A Second Chance, Then... 2862 01:23:37,869 --> 01:23:40,737 Then I'm Gonna Have To Eat This 2863 01:23:39,370 --> 01:23:41,838 Right Here In Front Of 2864 01:23:39,937 --> 01:23:43,507 Everybody! 2865 01:23:40,804 --> 01:23:44,008 >> And If You Don't Go Out With 2866 01:23:41,906 --> 01:23:45,310 Me, I'm Gonna Eat This Corn Dog. 2867 01:23:43,575 --> 01:23:46,411 [ Laughter ] 2868 01:23:44,075 --> 01:23:47,478 >> No, And If You Don't Give Me 2869 01:23:45,376 --> 01:23:49,414 Another Chance, I'm Just Gonna 2870 01:23:46,477 --> 01:23:50,714 Finish My Fruit Cup. 2871 01:23:47,544 --> 01:23:51,715 >> He's Allergic To Onions. 2872 01:23:49,481 --> 01:23:52,483 He Could Become Violently Ill Or 2873 01:23:50,781 --> 01:23:53,583 Even Die! 2874 01:23:51,782 --> 01:23:56,053 >> Cool. 2875 01:23:52,549 --> 01:23:57,087 I Hope She Says No. 2876 01:23:53,651 --> 01:23:58,555 I'd Really Like To See That. 2877 01:23:56,120 --> 01:23:59,723 >> Son! 2878 01:23:57,155 --> 01:24:00,925 >> Dad. 2879 01:23:58,622 --> 01:24:01,959 >> Son, What Are You Doing Up 2880 01:23:59,790 --> 01:24:03,561 There? 2881 01:24:00,991 --> 01:24:04,428 >> That's Samantha. 2882 01:24:02,026 --> 01:24:05,897 >> Oh. 2883 01:24:03,628 --> 01:24:06,664 Hi. 2884 01:24:04,495 --> 01:24:07,898 >> H-Hi, Coach Bronko. 2885 01:24:05,964 --> 01:24:08,900 >> How You Doin'? 2886 01:24:06,731 --> 01:24:10,001 >> I'm Okay. 2887 01:24:07,965 --> 01:24:10,668 >> I'm Gonna Eat This Onion! 2888 01:24:08,967 --> 01:24:11,568 >> Son, You're Allergic To 2889 01:24:10,067 --> 01:24:13,370 Onions! 2890 01:24:10,735 --> 01:24:14,072 >> I Know! 2891 01:24:11,635 --> 01:24:16,374 >> Eat It! Eat It! Eat It! 2892 01:24:13,437 --> 01:24:17,374 >> No, There's Nothing That's 2893 01:24:14,138 --> 01:24:17,909 Stopping Me Now -- Not Unless I 2894 01:24:16,441 --> 01:24:18,476 Hear Something From Samantha 2895 01:24:17,442 --> 01:24:19,510 About It, But... 2896 01:24:17,976 --> 01:24:19,911 >> Payton. 2897 01:24:18,543 --> 01:24:20,911 >> ...I Don't Hear Anything... 2898 01:24:19,576 --> 01:24:21,478 >> Payton? 2899 01:24:19,977 --> 01:24:22,813 >> ...So It's Getting Really -- 2900 01:24:20,978 --> 01:24:22,813 >> Payton! 2901 01:24:21,545 --> 01:24:22,813 >> What? 2902 01:24:24,715 --> 01:24:27,485 >> You Had Me At "I Have A Very 2903 01:24:26,151 --> 01:24:29,554 Large Onion." 2904 01:24:26,817 --> 01:24:29,553 [ Chuckles ] 2905 01:24:27,552 --> 01:24:29,554 [ Crowd Groaning ] 2906 01:24:39,664 --> 01:24:45,737 >> [ Squeals ] 2907 01:24:40,865 --> 01:24:46,637 [ Both Gasp ] 2908 01:24:43,668 --> 01:24:47,772 >> Dork Love Is In The Air! 2909 01:24:45,803 --> 01:24:50,841 Oww! 2910 01:24:46,704 --> 01:24:52,876 >> Kiss Me So You Can't Say 2911 01:24:47,839 --> 01:24:54,711 Anything Else Stupid. 2912 01:24:50,909 --> 01:24:56,781 >> You Know, This Is A Blatant 2913 01:24:52,943 --> 01:24:58,982 Violation Of The School's 2914 01:24:54,778 --> 01:25:00,017 "Public Displays Of Affection" 2915 01:24:56,848 --> 01:25:00,918 Ban. 2916 01:24:59,049 --> 01:25:02,619 >> I'll Tell You What. 2917 01:25:00,084 --> 01:25:05,122 >> What? 2918 01:25:00,985 --> 01:25:07,058 >> If You Forget About What You 2919 01:25:02,687 --> 01:25:08,760 Just Saw, I Won't Bring Up Your 2920 01:25:05,189 --> 01:25:10,527 Last Little Visit To The 2921 01:25:07,125 --> 01:25:12,063 Thunder From Down Under At The 2922 01:25:08,826 --> 01:25:13,731 Next Faculty Meeting. 2923 01:25:10,594 --> 01:25:15,665 >> I'll Tell You What. 2924 01:25:12,129 --> 01:25:17,667 How About We Just Forget 2925 01:25:13,798 --> 01:25:20,470 Everything And You Take Me Out 2926 01:25:15,732 --> 01:25:21,938 To Dinner This Weekend? 2927 01:25:17,735 --> 01:25:22,874 >> Well, I-I... 2928 01:25:20,537 --> 01:25:23,941 How 'Bout Saturday Night? 2929 01:25:22,005 --> 01:25:26,677 >> Sounds Good. 2930 01:25:22,941 --> 01:25:28,179 >> Oh, Great. 2931 01:25:24,008 --> 01:25:29,679 >> Just So You Know -- Doing 2932 01:25:26,744 --> 01:25:33,017 Things Quickly Is Not A Trait 2933 01:25:28,245 --> 01:25:33,016 Women Are Always Looking For In 2934 01:25:29,746 --> 01:25:33,017 A Man, If You Get My Drift. 2935 01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:38,389 >> [ Giggles ] 2936 01:25:55,507 --> 01:25:58,777 >> Wow! 2937 01:25:56,574 --> 01:25:58,777 This Is Kicking Taco Day's Ass. 2938 01:26:01,912 --> 01:26:07,451 >> I Am Awesome. 2939 01:26:03,947 --> 01:26:08,952 >> Yeah. Yeah, You Are. 2940 01:26:05,683 --> 01:26:08,953 You Are One Loveable Dork, 2941 01:26:07,518 --> 01:26:08,952 Payton. 2942 01:26:12,189 --> 01:26:19,530 >> High School's Awesome! 2943 01:26:15,192 --> 01:26:20,997 >> [ Giggles ] 2944 01:26:17,861 --> 01:26:23,200 >> I Got The Girl, I Got The 2945 01:26:19,662 --> 01:26:25,068 Respect Of My Classmates, And 2946 01:26:21,130 --> 01:26:25,769 Even My Dad Was Happy For Me. 2947 01:26:23,334 --> 01:26:26,804 I Guess In The End, He Was 2948 01:26:25,201 --> 01:26:27,771 Right. 2949 01:26:25,902 --> 01:26:29,005 I Mean, You're Never A Loser 2950 01:26:26,937 --> 01:26:30,241 Until You Quit Trying. 2951 01:26:27,905 --> 01:26:31,608 And If You Know What You Want, 2952 01:26:29,072 --> 01:26:33,477 Even If It's Not The Same Thing 2953 01:26:30,374 --> 01:26:33,878 You Thought You Wanted At The 2954 01:26:31,741 --> 01:26:36,546 Beginning, Why Not Keep Trying 2955 01:26:33,611 --> 01:26:39,116 For It? 2956 01:26:34,010 --> 01:26:40,218 So, That's My Story. 2957 01:26:36,679 --> 01:26:41,552 And Somewhere Along The Way, I 2958 01:26:39,249 --> 01:26:44,488 Realized That There Are A Lot 2959 01:26:40,351 --> 01:26:45,188 Of Other Dorks Out There Just 2960 01:26:41,684 --> 01:26:46,223 Like Me. 2961 01:26:44,555 --> 01:26:47,625 [ Laughter ] 2962 01:26:45,321 --> 01:26:48,659 And They Might Also Want To 2963 01:26:46,357 --> 01:26:50,795 Know Some Of My Secrets. 2964 01:26:47,692 --> 01:26:52,563 >> You're Probably Gonna Be A 2965 01:26:48,726 --> 01:26:53,664 Teen Mom. 2966 01:26:50,861 --> 01:26:54,931 >> Besides, Dorks Are "In" Right 2967 01:26:52,696 --> 01:26:56,267 Now. 2968 01:26:53,796 --> 01:26:57,834 This Whole Time That I Was 2969 01:26:55,064 --> 01:26:59,704 Trying To Be A Superhero, I 2970 01:26:56,400 --> 01:27:01,539 Guess I Really Just Needed To 2971 01:26:57,968 --> 01:27:03,741 Be...Myself. 2972 01:26:59,771 --> 01:27:05,209 I Mean, What's The Worst That 2973 01:27:01,606 --> 01:27:06,911 Can Happen? 2974 01:27:03,808 --> 01:27:07,945 >> Well, I Mean, The '85 Bears 2975 01:27:05,342 --> 01:27:09,045 Were The Best Chicago Football 2976 01:27:06,977 --> 01:27:10,013 Team Ever, And It Was Because -- 2977 01:27:08,012 --> 01:27:10,581 >> They Were Amazing. 2978 01:27:09,112 --> 01:27:11,214 >> Mike Ditka. 2979 01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:11,815 >> Uh-Huh. 2980 01:27:10,647 --> 01:27:13,851 >> He Brought Them To The 2981 01:27:11,281 --> 01:27:16,019 Super Bowl. 2982 01:27:11,883 --> 01:27:17,655 >> Hey And Hello, Everybody. 2983 01:27:13,918 --> 01:27:18,822 Welcome To Ditka's. 2984 01:27:16,086 --> 01:27:19,557 >> Hello, Mr. Ditka. 2985 01:27:17,722 --> 01:27:21,058 >> How's The Food? 2986 01:27:18,889 --> 01:27:22,593 >> Really Good. 2987 01:27:19,624 --> 01:27:24,195 It's Really Delicious. 2988 01:27:21,125 --> 01:27:26,564 >> It's The Onion That Gives It 2989 01:27:22,660 --> 01:27:26,564 That Little Kick. 2990 01:27:24,262 --> 01:27:26,563 >> [ Choking, Coughing ] 2991 01:27:29,299 --> 01:27:31,201 [ The Features' "Lions" Plays ] 2992 01:27:47,285 --> 01:27:53,925 >> ♪ You May Find Yourself 2993 01:27:49,853 --> 01:27:56,226 Angry At The Things I Do ♪ 2994 01:27:53,991 --> 01:27:58,028 ♪ Things I Put You Through ♪ 2995 01:27:56,294 --> 01:28:02,333 ♪ Hope You're Able To 2996 01:27:58,095 --> 01:28:05,335 Forgive Me Like I Forgive You ♪ 2997 01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:06,269 ♪ I Forgive You ♪ 2998 01:28:05,402 --> 01:28:08,271 >> [ Gasps ] 2999 01:28:06,336 --> 01:28:09,973 >> Mmm. Snickers. 3000 01:28:08,339 --> 01:28:10,875 Aw, Come Here, Big Boy! 3001 01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:11,741 >> Can I Have A Little Bit Of 3002 01:28:10,942 --> 01:28:13,210 Your Stuff? 3003 01:28:11,808 --> 01:28:14,144 Oh, My God! 3004 01:28:13,277 --> 01:28:14,979 Oh, My God. 3005 01:28:14,211 --> 01:28:16,981 >> No, It's All Right. 3006 01:28:15,045 --> 01:28:18,950 >> No, Y-- It Was -- It Was -- 3007 01:28:17,048 --> 01:28:19,650 >> Don't Worry About It. 3008 01:28:19,017 --> 01:28:20,617 It Was In The Way. 3009 01:28:19,717 --> 01:28:22,920 >> ♪ Not Even Lions 3010 01:28:20,684 --> 01:28:22,920 Can Tear Us Apart ♪ 3011 01:28:39,870 --> 01:28:41,638 [ Guitar Solo ] 3012 01:29:06,330 --> 01:29:14,671 ♪ Let's Stick Together ♪ 3013 01:29:10,300 --> 01:29:16,840 ♪ Let's Follow Our Hearts ♪ 3014 01:29:14,738 --> 01:29:19,611 ♪ Not Even Lions 3015 01:29:16,907 --> 01:29:19,611 Can Tear Us Apart ♪ 3016 01:29:37,794 --> 01:29:41,898 ♪ Oh, Girl, 3017 01:29:39,162 --> 01:29:41,898 What Are You Thinking? ♪ 3018 01:29:47,437 --> 01:29:50,874 [ Far As Hell's "Finally Here" 3019 01:29:49,107 --> 01:29:50,875 Plays ] 3020 01:29:56,880 --> 01:30:02,253 >> ♪ It Started Out 3021 01:30:00,017 --> 01:30:07,058 With Some Loud Shouts ♪ 3022 01:30:02,320 --> 01:30:09,927 ♪ As We Ran Around And Around ♪ 3023 01:30:07,125 --> 01:30:11,362 ♪ I Saw You There 3024 01:30:09,994 --> 01:30:13,798 With Your Long Blond Hair ♪ 3025 01:30:11,428 --> 01:30:17,067 ♪ I Would Have Never Guessed 3026 01:30:13,865 --> 01:30:20,036 I'd Meet You Here ♪ 3027 01:30:17,134 --> 01:30:22,072 ♪ If Dreams Come True, 3028 01:30:20,103 --> 01:30:23,240 I'll Come Talk To You ♪ 3029 01:30:22,139 --> 01:30:27,077 ♪ When I'm Up Here, 3030 01:30:23,307 --> 01:30:29,714 It All Becomes So Clear ♪ 3031 01:30:27,144 --> 01:30:32,083 ♪ You Look So Cute 3032 01:30:29,781 --> 01:30:33,851 Doing That Move You Do ♪ 3033 01:30:32,150 --> 01:30:37,088 ♪ I Can't Believe 3034 01:30:33,918 --> 01:30:39,889 I'm Finally Here ♪ 3035 01:30:37,155 --> 01:30:42,259 ♪ Our Eyes, They Lock 3036 01:30:39,956 --> 01:30:44,195 As The Band Rocks ♪ 3037 01:30:42,326 --> 01:30:47,064 ♪ Should I Try My Luck 3038 01:30:44,262 --> 01:30:48,799 With You? ♪ 3039 01:30:47,130 --> 01:30:51,901 ♪ I Can't Believe 3040 01:30:48,866 --> 01:30:53,903 I'm Finally Here ♪ 3041 01:30:51,969 --> 01:30:57,074 ♪ I Can't Believe 3042 01:30:53,970 --> 01:30:59,076 I'm Finally Here ♪ 3043 01:30:57,141 --> 01:30:59,076 ♪ I Can't Believe... ♪ 3044 01:30:59,376 --> 01:31:03,446 >> You Know, If You Were A 3045 01:31:00,443 --> 01:31:05,282 Burger At Mcdonald's, You'd Be 3046 01:31:02,245 --> 01:31:05,282 Called A "Mcgorgeous." 3047 01:31:03,513 --> 01:31:05,282 Dollar Menu, Probably. 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