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Oh, Hyde, get this.
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Casey just came by
to pick up Donna...
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and he was out in the street
just revving his Trans Am real loud...
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and then he peels out
in the street...
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and he started
doing doughnuts.
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And then, out comes Donna,
all smiling...
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and, like,
looking at him.
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What a slut!
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Look. If she wants
to date him, that's fine.
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But he doesn't have to be
all loud and jerky about it.
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Jerky, loud, doughnut jerk.
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Oh, guess what, boys.
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I entered the big wiener contest
at the Piggly Wiggly.
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And I won a year's supply
of all-beef hot dogs!
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I'm a wiener winner!
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Well, anyway,
we're having a barbecue.
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No, Kitty! I thought we were
going to talk about that.
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Mm-hmm. Oh, and I saw Donna
at the grocery store...
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and she said she's bringing
her friend Casey.
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What? No.
I hate Casey.
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He's Donna's new boyfriend.
Y-You have to uninvite him. Dad, tell her.
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Kitty, you've done
a horrible thing.
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It could scar the boy
for life.
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Now, let's do the right thing
and cancel that barbecue.
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No. We're having it,
and it'll be fun.
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And... we just...
We won't give Casey any relish.
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All right!
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Once Casey finds out he's not getting
any relish, he'll dump Donna for sure.
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You are so screwed.
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So your mom invited Casey
over for hot dogs?
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Well, that's a plump,
juicy all-beef burn.
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Ah, it's just typical
women stuff.
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Like Jackie
kissing that guy. Ow!
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- Hyde!
- Yeah. Okay?
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I've decided if anyone brings up
any more stupid girl stuff...
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I'm gonna throw something
at 'em.
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This time, I threw a fist.
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I'm sorry. It's just
everything reminds me.
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Like, last night Rocky was on...
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and I was thinking I'm like Rocky
and Jackie is Apollo Creed.
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And she bashed in my face
by kissing that guy!
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At least Rocky
wins in the end.
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Kelso, Rocky loses.
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Oh, yeah? Well, why is he
jumping around all happy?
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Because he goes
the distance, fool.
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He loses the fight,
but he wins in life.
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Who wants to watch a movie
with a message like that?
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Ice-cream man!
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You guys, I've been thinking
about Donna. And I...
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This time I threw a magazine.
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No, guys, seriously.
This barbecue might work out in my favor.
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You see, Donna's only seen Casey
around his smelly, tattooed...
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Molly Hatchet-lovin' friends.
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But when he comes to the barbecue,
he'll be around us...
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good, clean,
Lynyrd Skynyrd-lovin' Americans.
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And the comparison
will not be kind to him.
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And then Donna'll come
running home to you.
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No.
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Well, maybe.
You think?
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So, instead of pounding Casey like you
should, you came up with this zany scheme.
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Forman, you've officially
turned into Daffy Duck.
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You're "dithpicable"!
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You know, I have
lady problems too.
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Rhonda won't let me
get past second base.
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I even said, "please."
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Magic word, my ass!
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Y-You know what,
Jac... I can't do this.
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Why should I paint these round, berry toes if
some other guy is gonna end up lickin' 'em?
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Michael, what are you
talking about?
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I still can't get over
you cheatin' on me.
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And I need to hear you
apologize again.
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And this time, maybe you
should cry or give me money!
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No, Michael.
I am not gonna beg for forgiveness.
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I didn't make you do that
when you cheated.
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Well, that is
totally different.
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When guys cheat, it's because
they need some hot action.
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But when girls cheat, it's way worse,
'cause girls don't even like sex.
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We do too.
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Well, why aren't we
doin' it now?
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Because I don't want to
do it right now.
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I do. Point made.
Thank you!
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No. You know what?
We need help.
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We should consult the world's
highest authority on relationships.
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Cosmo!
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"Why you should touch
your breasts every day."
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No, this could help.
They seem smart.
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Okay, Fez, when Casey gets here, ask him
for advice about your second-base problem.
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My advice is gonna be
way better than his, and, uh...
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Donna will see that
he's a greasy dolt.
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Hey, Forman,
I have an idea.
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Set up a wacky system
of ropes and pulleys...
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and when Casey gets here,
drop an anvil on his head.
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- Because that's what Daffy does.
- Yeah, I got that.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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Hey, Foreplay.
Getting a little shaggy up there, buddy.
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Okay. Well, that's
enough of that!
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Okay.
So, uh...
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Hey, you guys
are just in time.
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Fez was telling me about, uh, some kind
of problem you're having with Rhonda.
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Yeah. Rhonda won't let me get past second
base, and I really want to explore further.
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Mmm. Gosh.
Well, I don't know...
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I think if you're patient,
and you're respectful...
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when Rhonda's ready,
she'll, uh... she'll wave you over.
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Well, thank you, Eric.
That is very gentlemanly advice.
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Gentlemanly?
Well, uh, guilty as charged, I guess.
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Hey, Casey, uh,
what do you think?
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Well, sometimes
a seasoned lady like Rhonda...
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she's gotten used to
the usual order of things.
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So, I think the next time
you're fooling around...
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just, uh, skip second
and go right to third.
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- What?
- It's genius!
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No wonder
you never get any.
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Yeah, with Rhonda, you know,
that just might work.
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W-Wait, you like that?
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Well, the words are wrong, but they
sound so good coming out of his mouth.
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I got a way about me.
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That worked out...
"thuper."
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Okay, Michael. I found something out
about our situation.
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This article says that cheating
is a symptom of a deeper problem.
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Deeper problem?
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No! I don't want a deeper problem!
I want a quick fix!
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Well, too bad.
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Because I realized that I'm still hurt and
angry from all the times you cheated on me.
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Okay? And that is why
I kissed that guy.
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So what are you saying?
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I'm sayin',
I'm not sorry.
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I'm not sorry!
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Come on!
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Look, now I know
why I cheated.
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You need to read this Cosmo
and find out why you did.
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I ripped out the boob pictures,
so don't bother looking.
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Hey, Donna, uh,
would you like a hot dog?
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Um, maybe half.
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Whoa, man,
you carry a knife?
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Yeah. You never know when a lady's
gonna need a half a hot dog.
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It's funny man. You're the Boy Scout,
but I'm the one who's prepared.
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He's like a gladiator.
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Okay, that's it. I'm bringing out
the big guns. Oh, yeah.
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I'm introducing him
to my folks.
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Oh, hey, Mom, meet Casey.
This is Donna's new boyfriend.
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Well, you're certainly not a girl!
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Nice to meet you,
Mrs. Forman.
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You know, you couldn't have picked a prettier
day to win a year's supply of hot dogs.
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Yeah, sure is a hot dog.
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Mom!
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Sorry, honey, it's just...
He's just...
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I am sure
you are much smarter.
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Kitty, the idiot neighbors
drank all my beer.
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Uh-oh. You're in a bad mood.
Hey, meet Casey.
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Pleasure, sir.
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Hey, maybe I can help.
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I always keep an spare case
of beer in the Trans Am.
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Little tip I picked up
in the army.
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I don't know.
Seems like a pretty good kid.
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Uh-huh.
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So, you and Casey, huh?
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00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,240
Look, Hyde, whatever you heard
about Casey, he's changed now.
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He's... He's mature.
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Oh, yeah.
He's real mature.
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Well, I like him!
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We're together, and if you can't deal
with that, then you can just go to hell!
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Hey, that's not barbecue language,
young lady!
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Here's that beer, sir.
I got a soda for the minor.
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00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:09,360
Now, you make sure
to drink that real slow...
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'cause I don't want you
to get a tummy ache, little guy.
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00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,840
Well, that's thoughtful.
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Yeah, he cramps up easy.
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00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:36,060
Casey and Donna, man.
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00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:39,020
Hey, remember when we were 12?
We didn't even like girls yet.
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00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,660
I liked girls
when I was 12.
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Yeah, I was happy to stay at home
Friday night in my underwear...
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just tossin'
a football to myself.
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Yeah, never did that either.
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Well, at least I gave it
my best shot, right?
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If Donna loves Casey and not me,
then, I mean, I guess it's over.
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Wha... Forman,
you can't give up.
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Okay, look. Who knows what's
gonna happen with me and Jackie.
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But what you
and Donna had?
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That was, like, real.
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And I'm telling you, as his brother...
Look, Casey is bad news.
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He's either gonna get bored and split,
or something worse is gonna happen.
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So, you gotta
do something.
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Hey, since when did
you get all serious?
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Been reading Cosmo.
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It's very educational.
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00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:58,660
Yeah. I never realized how much
plumbing girls had down there.
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Like, there's this diagram,
and it's like a map of Six Flags.
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Okay, everyone.
Here's lunch.
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Hot dog soup!
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No more hot dogs!
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I'll just eat
the grilled cheese.
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You mean, grilled cheese
with hot dogs!
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Kitty, for God's sakes...
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I ate 14 hot dogs yesterday!
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00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:33,980
Well, what do you want me to do, Red?
They're everywhere.
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They're a curse
on this house!
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Oh, fine.
Let's make some calls.
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Maybe we can unload
the damn things on a nursery school.
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You guys, I have let this thing
with Casey go way too far.
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00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,580
Yeah, no kidding.
Donna's pretty far gone.
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She's starting to lash out
at people at barbecues.
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You gotta
kick his ass, man!
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00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:58,260
Hyde, Eric cannot beat Casey
with his fists.
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He's a special boy who must beat him
with his special strengths.
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00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:07,540
Now, let's think.
What is Eric's special strengths?
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Welcome back to TV's
favorite game show...
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Get Into That Box!
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Now let's meet our returning champion,
Eric Forman!
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Thanks.
Good to be back, Fez.
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Let's meet our challenger,
Casey Kelso!
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Casey Kelso,
it's time to...
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Get Into That Box!
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How does he do it?
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He's so tiny!
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I would watch that show.
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Okay.
That was great.
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Guys, I'm going
over to Casey's.
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And I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
219
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:12,700
But if things get physical,
I'm just gonna have to drop the hammer.
220
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:18,620
And if all else fails,
kick him in the stones and run like hell.
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00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:20,660
Yeah, that's what I meant by
"drop the hammer."
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00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:33,460
Rhonda, your lively tongue
has made me thirsty.
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00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:41,020
Would you like to
wet your whistle?
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Wow, thirsty lady.
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00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,980
Well, we're off to
a nice start.
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00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:07,420
Shall we move on
to second base?
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Ay, no.
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Guess what. I read your little
"everything's my fault" article...
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and I realized
why I cheated.
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Remember the first time
I kissed Pam Macy?
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- Behind the gym?
- And in the gym, and in her car.
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But, anyway...
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Earlier that day, I didn't have
any money to buy you Tater Tots.
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You said that I'd never be able to
support you, 'cause I wasn't smart enough.
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You're always puttin' me down like that,
and it makes me feel bad about myself.
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00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,700
And that is why I cheated.
237
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,140
That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard!
238
00:16:58,460 --> 00:17:00,380
Just like that.
239
00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:04,980
And then I thought about it,
and I realized that I'm not sorry either!
240
00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:09,060
Hey!
241
00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,100
Michael,
what are you saying?
242
00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:17,260
I'm sayin' that we're not right for
each other, because you make me feel bad!
243
00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:22,780
And...
244
00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:24,700
And...
245
00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:26,900
I don't think I can
be with you anymore.
246
00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:31,020
I want to break up.
247
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:35,980
Wait, break up?
248
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:38,700
No, no. Michael, I was wrong.
Please, let's talk about this.
249
00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:41,020
- No.
- Wait, but Michael!
250
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,660
Casey, we need to talk.
251
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:53,220
Well, I'm a little swamped
right now, Foreplay.
252
00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:59,100
I think Donna thinks
you love her...
253
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:01,260
and if you don't,
you shouldn't act like you do.
254
00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:03,700
What are you?
The love police?
255
00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:06,180
Hands up!
Love police is here.
256
00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:10,260
Hey, all I'm saying is that
if you don't love her...
257
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,300
just don't be with her, okay?
258
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:14,820
Because she's
a really special person...
259
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:17,660
and someone out there
could really love her.
260
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,980
Someone out there
or someone right here?
261
00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:25,340
Oh, hey, Eric.
What are you doing here?
262
00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:27,260
He was just leaving.
263
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,460
Oh. Well,
I gotta go too.
264
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:31,420
Hey, Pinciotti.
265
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,660
Love ya.
266
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,580
Oh, well, I...
267
00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:44,340
Thank you.
268
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:47,580
Okay, well I'll, uh,
I'll see you later.
269
00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:54,420
You see, Forman,
it's just words.
270
00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:57,380
You don't have to mean it.
271
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:06,100
If you make her cry,
I'm coming right back here to kick your ass.
272
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:16,780
Well, me and Jackie
are officially over.
273
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:19,140
We're as done
as this hot dog.
274
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:23,140
This hot dog isn't done!
275
00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:29,940
Well, if kicking Casey's butt is the same
as babbling at him from a safe distance...
276
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:32,380
then, boy, did I do it!
277
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:36,100
But seriously, you guys,
the days of Daffy are over.
278
00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:38,780
It's time for action.
279
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:40,740
I'm goin' Road Runner
on his ass.
280
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,700
Beep, beep!
Pow!
281
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:48,060
Good.
282
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:51,060
Because thanks to his stupid advice,
Rhonda dumped me.
283
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:53,580
I tried to steal third,
but she blocked me...
284
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,540
and choked me.
285
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:59,540
Now there is
no more baseball for Fez.
286
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:01,460
It's back to handball.
287
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:06,420
Girls, man.
They'll make you miserable.
288
00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:09,540
Well, I got a date.
289
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,620
"Tho" long, "thuckerth!"
290
00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:15,820
It's like Playboy...
291
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:18,140
but girls look at it.
292
00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:21,020
I know.
How hot is that?
293
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,220
Oh, look. Six Flags!
294
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:32,060
Well, that better not be
a dirty magazine.
295
00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:35,700
Oh, Cosmo.
Good for you.
296
00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:37,820
Cosmo?
297
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:41,100
You boys are spending
too much time together.
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