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I believe... I truthfully believe that
reality television has saved television.
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I... You know, actors, writers,
producers, directors, agents,
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we all aspire to the truth,
you know?
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And what greater truth
is there than reality?
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Even when it's scripted.
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You've gotta hand it to Coach Ty
Carhart for breaking this team's long...
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and turning this team
into a real...
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Alright.
Well, that's all of it, Jaynie.
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You better get home, or your mom's
gonna kill me. And remember...
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I know, I know.
Vance wasn't here.
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- Right.
- Thanks! Bye, Vance. Great game tonight!
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Bye, kidlet. I'm gonna go up
and try tweaking the dish,
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see if we can get
some reception.
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Uh... babe, I know it's weird,
but are you sure you're okay?
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I mean, with his release
and everything?
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I'm okay.
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Some dads give interviews to Fox
Sports, and some to parole boards.
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Mm...
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You know,
when this show hits the air,
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you're gonna be the next
Blanca Champion, baby.
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Vance.
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She's skanky and blonde and rich.
We have nothing in common.
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Whoa, not true. You both have
smokin' hot little booties.
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Come on.
We have to close up.
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Then I can focus
all my attention on you.
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Go fix the dish while I turn
off the lights on the trails.
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Okay, roger that. I can get the lights,
too. Just finish up in here. Really.
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I'll do it. I'll do it.
Don't take too long.
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Hurry, please.
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Couldn't wait, huh?
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Very funny, Vance.
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Come on,
you know I hate this shit.
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Vance?
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Ah!
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Come on, Vance.
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? It's a killer day
to be alive ?
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? It's a killer day
to be alive ?
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? It's a killer day
to be alive ?
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? It's a killer day
to be alive ?
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? Everybody's looking
but nobody knows ?
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? Why I got blood
on my clothes ?
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? But I feel good
and it shows ?
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? Sun's out guns out
That's the way I like ?
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? Run now run now
Got you in my sights ?
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? It's a killer day
to be alive ?
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? It's a killer day
to be alive ?
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? It's a killer day
to be alive ?
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? It's a killer day
to be alive ?
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This is Margo Moorehead, reporting live
outside the Culver City Courthouse,
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where it looks like even more
bad news for Blanca Champion.
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On the heels of her well-publicized
bout with exhaustion
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come allegations of assault
and battery from John Jordan,
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a production assistant on the
set of her new movie, Hush, Hush.
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As expected, Jordan filed suit today
against Champion and Affiliated Studios.
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Allegedly, Champion found a
green-tea latte not to her liking.
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That's when sources say Champion proceeded
to hurl the scalding-hot drink at Jordan,
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causing second-degree burns
from his torso,
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well, down to his more delicate
regions.
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In a statement
released this morning,
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Champion swears the beverage
was only lukewarm,
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which is, indeed, why she threw
it at him in the first place.
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This is Margo Moorehead,
reporting...
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- Hey. - Where exactly did
you burn? Show us again.
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I, uh... I was starting to
think that I'd never work again.
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Oh, stop it, stop it.
Come on. Ahem.
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- Alright, I'm excited. Tell me
about this job. - I'm serious, okay?
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It's a great concept for a reality show.
Now, picture this:
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a small border town,
the high-school hockey team
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on a 100-year losing streak
winds up with a star forward.
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For the first time
in the school's history,
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they got a shot at the State Championship.
Production's running behind.
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They need a solid director,
and I told them you're the guy.
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Underdog sports team,
kid makes good. I like it.
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I knew it. I knew it.
Now get this.
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The team's called
The Gold Diggers.
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They're from this tiny, little town
called White Plains in North Dakota...
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North Dakota? Oh, wow.
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Uh... border town kinda makes
it sound like... Mexico.
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Uh... I don't know, Seaton.
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I'm from San Diego. I think
I might freeze my ass off.
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I know. I get it, okay?
Now get over it.
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And besides, the network would
really consider this one a favour.
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And, actually, there's
one more thing. What?
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Blanca Champion's gonna be
up there with you.
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- Blanca Champion? - Her next movie's
with the network's film division,
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and she's playing
a reality-television director
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who uncovers
some major political scandal.
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Haven't read the script yet. She
wants to do the whole method thing,
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you know, be taken seriously
as an actress.
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And since you and Blanca
work so well together,
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the network thought
that she could observe you.
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Work well together?
Seaton, I...
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I was her production assistant
on her first movie.
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I was a glorified babysitter.
I doubt she even remembers me.
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Well, guess what. Not only does she
remember you, she loves, loves the idea.
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She says this time around,
she could be your PA.
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Besides, with all the bad publicity
she's been getting lately,
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she could use
a little babysitting.
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Seaton,
let me get this straight.
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You want me to go to a remote town
in a red state that borders Canada
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with Blanca Champion pretending
to fetch people coffee? What?
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Seaton, that's ridiculous.
I... I'm not that broke.
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And to be honest with you, life is
too short. And how's it even possible?
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You know what it's like going out in public
with her. Draws crowds like The Beatles.
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No, no, no,
that's the beauty, Jake.
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The townspeople have already
signed non-disclosure agreements.
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You and Blanca are gonna be in the middle
of nowhere. Only studio publicity knows.
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And by the time the World Press gets
wind of it, your show will be wrapped.
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And best of all, they're gonna pay your
rate. Yeah-ha. Yeah, you're welcome.
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Can I bring my dog?
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My name is Nik and I am a PA
on the show Digger Fever.
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White Plains is the kind of city
that...
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people in Middle America
make fun of.
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There you go, buddy.
How you doing, buddy?
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I missed you, yeah.
I missed you.
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Hey, you must be Jake.
I'm Greg, the production's UPM.
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Hey, man.
Nice to meet you.
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It's about a six-hour drive
to White Plains from here.
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I was surprised there was
no other crew on the plane.
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Well, most of the crew arrived
the Monday before last.
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It's been pretty intense here
with all that's happened.
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- Why? What's happened?
- One of the local girls just got killed.
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ATV accident.
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Town folk pretty much freaked
out when Ted, our first director,
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tried to get exclusive
with them about it.
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Wait. Ted... your first director?
So I'm... I'm replacing him?
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Dude, those agent types aren't too
big on full disclosure, are they?
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We're taking a poll this morning
on Good Morning White Plains.
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Bob Hansen, you're...
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Jake, this intersection's
a good landmark.
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It's exactly 39 miles
from your cabin.
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The mini-market on the right is
where we do most of our shopping.
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- Is this the place?
- Yeah, almost.
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It's about another mile
and a half down this road.
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The second door on your right's
the bedroom.
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You're sharing this place with
Lee, our executive producer.
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Oh, by the way, Lee wants to meet
you in an hour at the local diner
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for a production meeting.
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Uh, okay. Um...
so it's just me and Lee here?
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Is... is he here right now?
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Yeah, uh, she, and no.
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She's actually sleeping
at one of the other crew cabins,
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but we're not supposed
to know about that.
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Got map and directions...
and keys.
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Peace out, brother.
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Bongo...
what did I just get us into?
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I generally tell my clients
what they need to know.
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And... and Jake needed a job,
and, um... and he got it.
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I can't hear...
You're gonna have to speak up.
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I can't hear you.
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Hello? Sit.
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Oh, piece of crap.
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You must be Jake.
I'm Phoebe, Lee's assistant.
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We're totally excited
you're here.
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Jake, I'm Lee Tyson,
the show's producer.
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Thank you for getting here
so quick.
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Hey, Phoebe, do me a favour. Will
you go call the equipment house,
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see where the rest
of our stuff is?
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Sure. I'll be right back.
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Okay, look, here's the deal:
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these people think we are here
to shoot a reality show
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about their loser hockey team
making good.
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But some girl kills herself
joy riding at night,
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probably drunk on moonshine
or something.
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Everyone's all bent out of shape
about this except Coach Carhart,
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who only cares about winning
the championship.
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Now, did I mention the ex-coach,
Hansen?
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He's a flippin' loon
who just got out prison
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for "accidentally" killing
his wife 10 years ago.
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Carhart's son was banging
Hansen's daughter.
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Hansen's daughter...
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ends up dead.
It's fucking gold.
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Wow. Yeah, um...
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that's... that's a lot
of information.
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Uh... you know, Lee, I... I kind of liked
the whole underdog-hockey-team angle.
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Uh, not really such a fan
of messing with people's heads.
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And I am telling you that I want
you to go to that high school
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and shoot me a fuckin' show about these crazy
coaches and their beer-guzzling buddies.
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Got it?
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- Seaton Brookstone's office.
- Hello? Hey, Shannon.
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Hey, it's Jake. Is Seaton in?
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Hi, Jake.
Having a bad time hearing you.
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Not a good connection. I don't have
Seaton right now. He's in a meeting.
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Yeah, I'm sure he is.
Listen, Shannon, I...
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This is the first time I've had any
bars on my phone since I landed.
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Something... something's off here,
and I really need to talk to him
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before I go in and start this thing up.
Have him call me, please?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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? What am I doin' doin'
doin' doin' doin' doin' here ?
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? Oh oh oh oh ? Is it too late to
back out ? Is it too late to back out
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- I think we're crew.
- Excuse me?
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I'm Keir, your camera assistant.
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Or at least I think so.
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'Cause no one spends that much
money on sunglasses around here.
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So I figure you're Jake, right?
Uh... I... I am.
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Um... and I got these for free
off my last show.
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I was, um... I was worried they
were a bit too fancy for me.
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No, you pull them off well.
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Can I talk you into maybe...
showing me around this place?
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So did you meet Lee?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, she's quite a lady.
And I use the term loosely.
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Look, before we go in, uh...
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I don't mean to cross any lines,
but can I show you something?
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Yeah, sure.
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I'm dying to Google
these people.
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I don't know
if you've tried yet,
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but it's impossible to get
on the internet up here.
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I've tried the dial-up,
like, 30 times,
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only to get knocked off
after 10 seconds.
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This is the girl that died.
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Jaynie, right?
Yeah.
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This girl's death was just...
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so violent.
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So you started checking into the
town's history... hoping to find what?
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I don't know, but let's just
say for a town this small,
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this place has had its share
of death and drama.
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"Left behind are Ty Carhart
and his two-year-old, Vance,
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the surviving twin. Father
and son were in Whiskey River,
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picking up supplies
when the accident happened."
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This is Carhart...
the hockey coach?
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- Yep. - I mean, this is...
an awful story, all of it.
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But... I don't really get what it
has to do with this ATV accident.
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You two have to leave. Now!
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Jaynie Hansen's death, um, you
know, where... where I'm from,
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you get a cut, a scrape, a broken
leg, is considered an accident.
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00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:37,240
What happened to her... I don't
think that was an accident.
229
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,289
Five, six, here we go.
230
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,944
? Gold Diggers go
231
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,858
? We thought we had forever
232
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,644
Vance, you need to focus!
? Well I don't want it to end
233
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:52,125
- That's Carhart, the hockey coach?
- Yep.
234
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:55,128
We're not gonna beat Eagle Ridge
unless you show some hustle, boy!
235
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,392
Maybe we ought to take this
practice outside, run a few laps.
236
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,785
Then you'll play like men
instead of wussies.
237
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,222
Come on, Coach.
238
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:06,922
- That kid's not getting much of
a mourning period, huh? - Come on!
239
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,837
Is that Luke? Luke!
240
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:13,059
- Jake! Ha-ha!
- I didn't know you were on this show, man.
241
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:15,931
Thank God you're here, dude. These
people are a bunch of freaks!
242
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,065
- We did a show called Your Town over
in Miami a few years ago. - Yeah.
243
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:21,981
- How's the rest of the crew?
- Let me put it to you this way.
244
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,374
Our sound guy's a local hire
who lives in his car.
245
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,135
We should get going
'cause Lee's gonna get here,
246
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,117
and that woman,
we do not want to piss off.
247
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,859
- Alright, man. Good to see you. Yeah.
- See you in a bit.
248
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,218
What the...?
249
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,872
Here he is!
250
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,048
How you doin', man? Alright.
251
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:49,051
Jake, looks like
you already met Keir.
252
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,315
This is Daphne,
our story producer.
253
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,317
And this is Mike,
your sound guy.
254
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:57,494
Hey, man, have we worked
together before?
255
00:16:57,538 --> 00:17:00,019
- What?
- Hi, Jake.
256
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:03,239
- Hi. - I know it's tr�sgeeky
to say, but I love your work.
257
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,111
I'm so excited
you're on this project.
258
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:08,853
Back on the Ranch
is my favourite show. Was.
259
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:11,595
Uh, well, thank you. I'm glad
you liked it. I did, too.
260
00:17:11,638 --> 00:17:13,597
Alright, the only one missing
is Nik, our PA.
261
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,295
But he went to Winnipeg
to pick up Blanca.
262
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:18,079
She's arriving by helicopter.
Isn't that cool?
263
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:21,040
- Yeah, it's very cool.
- I was the first one here,
264
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:25,521
so if you want the backstory on
anyone, cast or crew, come to me.
265
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,872
Hi, Daphne!
Is she here yet?
266
00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:30,136
Almost! That's Erin,
the head cheerleader.
267
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,138
She's very excited
to meet Blanca.
268
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:35,924
Blanca Champion is coming to White
Plains to do research for a movie role.
269
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:39,623
She's playing a reality-TV director who
uncovers some big political scandal.
270
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:49,546
I can't even begin
to believe this.
271
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,833
Oh, I...
I'll be right back. Okay.
272
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,403
Hi, Blanca.
273
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:24,059
- Hi, Scooby.
- Hi.
274
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,540
- Hi.
- Uh...
275
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,455
what the hell are you wearing?
276
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,892
- I was told to dress sexy.
- By who? Seaton?
277
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:34,635
- It's being handled, right, sweetheart?
- Handled!
278
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:38,204
Ms. Champion,
I am so excited to meet you.
279
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,162
I... I...
I am your biggest fan.
280
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:43,818
You are a personal hero to me. Do
you think you can sign this, please?
281
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:47,169
- Sure, sweetie.
- Um...
282
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:50,216
I know it's none of my business,
but you two were so close.
283
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,087
Why were you fighting?
284
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,698
- Because she's a cunt.
- Okay.
285
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:57,005
Uh, excuse us for a second.
We're just gonna...
286
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,096
Um, I'm a big fan, too.
287
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,576
Yeah?
288
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,187
We'll have a little talk,
shall we?
289
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,798
Okay. Easy, Scooby.
You're turning me on.
290
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:10,192
Please don't call me Scooby.
291
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,368
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
292
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:16,633
Hey, buddy, um, do you mind
excusing us for a second?
293
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:21,508
Hey, sexy. I like where those
shorts cup your little ass.
294
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,859
It's delicious.
295
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:30,560
Blanca...
do you even remember me?
296
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:34,260
I'm sorry. Are we in the boys' locker room?
It stinks in here. Blech!
297
00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:37,654
Yeah. No, I know this isn't,
uh, exactly ideal,
298
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,657
but I hear if we make it through the
next few weeks on our best behaviour,
299
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,920
we're gonna score big bonus
points with the studio.
300
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:46,315
- Ooh, what's best behaviour?
- Well, it's probably, uh,
301
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,883
not using the "C" word in front
of the small-town cheerleaders.
302
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:51,625
Oh, God. They're dealing with
some heavy shit around here.
303
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:55,585
A local girl recently got killed in an
accident, so the people are pretty shook up.
304
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,283
Alright, whatever.
305
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:02,113
Okay, you know what?
I get it.
306
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:06,292
And I'm serious about this
movie research stuff, okay?
307
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,250
I'm sick of playing
dopey teenagers.
308
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,600
I have to nail this.
We're cool.
309
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:13,037
Alright. Oh, hey, and uh,
310
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:17,390
it's kinda cold in here, so you may want
to rethink the whole mini-skirt thing.
311
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,522
- Fuck off.
- Okay. Nice. Very nice.
312
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:22,743
- Blanca Champion. Wow! - I'd say
we have a pretty unique connection.
313
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:26,921
I mean, how many guys can say that they've
carried all 28 pieces of her luggage?
314
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:32,056
She's, uh... she's very, uh...
I... How to say this?
315
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:35,538
I held her hand. Well, I...
I blocked her hand.
316
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:40,021
Yeah, she was trying to hit me.
It was my fault. I made a mistake.
317
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,849
But, yeah, I mean,
we're pretty close.
318
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,690
Vance Carhart scores again!
319
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,474
By the way,
ladies and gentlemen,
320
00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:00,781
don't forget to look for
yourself on television this fall
321
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:05,002
as the Diggers star in Digger
Fever, their very own reality show.
322
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,614
Yeah! Oh!
323
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,877
We are just so blessed
by Jesus Christ,
324
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,706
and I know that he really wants
us to win State.
325
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:15,099
I'm sorry, but I gotta ask.
What can you tell me
326
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:18,320
about your friend Jaynie's death or
her father's release from prison?
327
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,540
Um...
328
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,064
I don't think I'm supposed
to talk about that.
329
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:26,197
Erin, let's wrap this up.
330
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,200
I have to go now.
331
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:35,903
You know... I don't even want to tell
you what I saw down in that boiler room.
332
00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:38,732
The townspeople are all
up in my grill because...
333
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:42,301
I've got my crew asking questions
that aren't just about hockey.
334
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:45,129
Give me a break. Do these people
don't even own a fucking television?
335
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:47,784
It's not like the show's for the
fucking Nature Channel, people.
336
00:23:05,601 --> 00:23:07,298
Where are we even going,
anyways?
337
00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:10,084
And I can't believe this
is the crew van. So lame.
338
00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:12,527
It's a low-budget show. The
school let us use this for free.
339
00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:16,133
Look, guys, if this is what the kids are
talking about, this is the story to follow.
340
00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:18,440
Everyone we've talked to
has brought up this Hansen guy.
341
00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:21,835
- Does anyone know how long this guy's
been outta prison? - Less than a month.
342
00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:26,666
Do I need to remind you that I'm on a
10-hour schedule and I don't do overtime?
343
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:28,232
Okay.
344
00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:29,799
Thanks, Mike.
345
00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:32,236
- Whatever.
- Nik, any idea where this cabin is?
346
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,457
Erin said we can't miss it.
Should be just off the lake.
347
00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:07,228
Hello?
348
00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:15,497
Coach Hansen?
349
00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:36,866
Hi. Uh, my name's Jake Tanner,
350
00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:39,347
and, um, we're in town
shooting a show...
351
00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:42,393
"Wash me thoroughly from my
iniquity and cleanse me from my sin.
352
00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:47,311
Against Thee have I only sinned and
done that which is evil in Thy sight."
353
00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:49,444
This is fucking scary as shit.
354
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,926
I'm just gonna put this microphone
on you right here, okay? Ah!
355
00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:56,886
Get the hell outta here. I didn't invite
you here. This is private property.
356
00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:00,934
I said get the hell out!
357
00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:03,327
- Okay, okay. Sorry.
- All of ya!
358
00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:07,070
- Didn't mean to bother you. We don't
want any trouble. - I want my microphone.
359
00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:11,248
- Just leave it. - I'm billing
the production. - Just leave it.
360
00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:16,447
Man, I've done a lot of shows where they
picketed us. Like Your Town Seattle,
361
00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:18,473
they didn't want us there.
But this? This place...
362
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,823
You'd think
they don't even want an economy.
363
00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:25,175
I mean, they just wanna, you know,
sit around and, you know... eat elk.
364
00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:26,873
And the ex-coach,
365
00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,832
he looks like the villain from
the Scooby Doo cartoons. Weird.
366
00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:33,357
That reality-TV crew should've
been following me around, you know?
367
00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:36,273
While they were out talking
to Jaynie Hansen's crazy dad,
368
00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:39,668
I was finding the cheerleading coach's
body all mangled in the woodshop.
369
00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:42,584
Now that would've made for some
great television, you know?
370
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,457
I took some footage with my camera
phone if you guys wanna buy it.
371
00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:49,591
Honestly, I'd like to know
where the fuck my crew was
372
00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:52,681
when that shloop was finding
a body in the woodshop.
373
00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:56,119
Probably asking some little kid
about the thrill of victory.
374
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:07,391
I don't give a fuck who she is.
Her agent... Wait a minute.
375
00:26:07,435 --> 00:26:09,393
That asshole is your agent, too,
isn't he? Yeah.
376
00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:12,135
He made me pay her as a PA
while she does her research.
377
00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:14,355
So guess what that means.
She needs to work
378
00:26:14,398 --> 00:26:16,487
like a fucking PA,
so this is how it's gonna go.
379
00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:19,229
As long as she's on my payroll,
remember this.
380
00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:21,318
- Will do.
- I wanna know when she naps,
381
00:26:21,362 --> 00:26:23,407
where she naps
and how long she naps.
382
00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:26,019
You're gonna write it down, deduct
it from her paycheque. Got it?
383
00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:28,543
Lee, why don't you give her
a break?
384
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,589
She travelled all night.
That's just great.
385
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:33,853
What do you want to do? Give her a fucking
bottle and change her diapers, too?
386
00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:40,424
- Mister?
- Hey. What's up, buddy?
387
00:26:40,468 --> 00:26:42,601
It wasn't an accident.
388
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:45,342
Okay, I'm listening.
389
00:26:45,386 --> 00:26:48,345
Jaynie used to take me cross-country
skiing there all the time.
390
00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:50,086
She knew that place.
391
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,003
I heard something
when I was leaving that night.
392
00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:56,919
But I didn't do nothin'.
393
00:26:56,963 --> 00:26:59,139
Well, you know what I think?
394
00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:01,707
I think you're one brave
little guy for telling me that.
395
00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:06,146
I'm gonna do some asking around.
Cool?
396
00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:07,843
- Cool.
- Come on.
397
00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:15,329
You know, if... you know,
if you wanna nap,
398
00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:18,724
then, uh,
the bed in my camper is...
399
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:21,509
it's a lot more comfortable
than here.
400
00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:23,903
I'm fine here, fuck face.
But thanks.
401
00:27:53,889 --> 00:27:55,848
Lee?
402
00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,588
You home?
403
00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:04,073
Ah... Hey, buddy.
404
00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,032
How you doing?
405
00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:09,688
Yeah, you wanna go outside,
don't you? Alright.
406
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:12,168
Alright, come on.
Come on, Bongo.
407
00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:16,520
Oh, shit!
408
00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:18,827
Oh, Jesus Christ,
you scared the hell outta me.
409
00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:22,657
Don't go digging up shit
you don't know nothing about.
410
00:28:23,832 --> 00:28:25,486
- I'm sorry, what?
- You heard me!
411
00:28:25,529 --> 00:28:27,749
It's a small town,
we all talk to each other.
412
00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:30,404
I don't care to hear none of the
shit Coach Hansen is spinning.
413
00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:32,972
He's an ex-con...
and a murderer.
414
00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:36,236
Are we clear?
415
00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:39,848
Yeah... we're clear.
416
00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:48,030
I don't want to accuse Vance's dad of
having anything to do with these killings,
417
00:28:48,074 --> 00:28:50,772
but... I have a weird inkling
that there...
418
00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:52,556
there's some connection there.
419
00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:02,958
Jesus Christ.
420
00:29:47,307 --> 00:29:49,962
Oh, wow. Uh, Jesus. Sorry.
421
00:29:50,005 --> 00:29:51,746
Nice timing, douchebag.
422
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,793
Um, we were just gonna go
get a beer or whatnot.
423
00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:56,925
You should totally come.
424
00:29:56,969 --> 00:29:58,840
Okay.
425
00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:05,629
You're so bad.
426
00:30:20,731 --> 00:30:23,909
I'm fairly certain
that Blanca chick wants me.
427
00:30:25,736 --> 00:30:27,695
I have that extra sense,
you know.
428
00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:30,002
Like, I can smell blood
a mile away.
429
00:30:30,045 --> 00:30:32,526
I knew something was rotten
in Bismarck.
430
00:30:32,569 --> 00:30:35,877
Sheriff says she was in there
for hours before I found her.
431
00:30:35,921 --> 00:30:37,792
Has anyone told her husband?
432
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,012
Nah. He's downstate
on a timber run.
433
00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:42,144
I tried him on the C.B.,
but no luck.
434
00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:44,233
Who are you guys talking about?
435
00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:47,584
There was... an accident
up at the school.
436
00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:50,326
Miss Falls,
the cheerleading coach.
437
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,677
Decapitated.
Heartbeat-less.
438
00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:56,071
I get it. It's awful.
439
00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:59,509
Look, uh, what do you say
we cut outta here?
440
00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:01,816
Let's go for a midnight swim.
441
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,514
- I'd say, "Hell, yeah."
- I'll get our coats.
442
00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:12,522
No good can come
of you staying here.
443
00:31:12,566 --> 00:31:15,090
Mark my words and leave now.
444
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,876
All of you.
Hey!
445
00:31:18,572 --> 00:31:21,270
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come on, man.
446
00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:23,925
Jesus.
447
00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:28,950
- Guess it's safe to say they don't like
us being here. - No, I don't think they do.
448
00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:32,716
No, no, no. Don't any of you listen
to that crackpot. He's a drunk.
449
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,197
We just need to get our show
in the can and move on.
450
00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:37,721
Now, wrap it up.
We've got an early-morning call.
451
00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:42,335
I guess now isn't a good time to mention
they found Miss Falls's body at the school?
452
00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:43,989
There was another accident.
453
00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:45,860
Get the hell outta here.
454
00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:54,347
Crazy shit.
455
00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:57,524
What do I think about the amount
of accidents in this town? Um...
456
00:31:57,567 --> 00:32:00,285
I think it's a shame it happened to all
the pretty people. I'm just kidding.
457
00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:02,442
That's not even funny.
It's inappropriate. Sorry.
458
00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:45,485
Did you hear this? Blanca Champion
has gotten herself into...
459
00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:48,879
For the last time, I don't know
where the damn camera stuff is.
460
00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:50,533
It never arrived.
461
00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:52,492
Oh, will you just zip
your piehole?
462
00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:56,583
I can't call the network and tell them
$30,000 worth of equipment is MIA!
463
00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:58,933
It is not okay
to talk to me like that.
464
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:02,023
I did not sign on for this
totally deceptive job and whatnot.
465
00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:04,436
And why can't you just give the
network the show they ordered?
466
00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:06,941
It's a totally better show.
467
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:12,468
Because... no one wants to watch a
show about some wittle hockey team.
468
00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:16,646
They'd much rather watch a show about
a bloodthirsty convict out for revenge.
469
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:18,300
That is why.
470
00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:21,434
- Can I ask you something?
- What?
471
00:33:21,477 --> 00:33:24,959
Did you seduce me because you
thought it would keep me quiet?
472
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,353
Because that was a total
miscalculation.
473
00:33:27,396 --> 00:33:30,356
Well, I think that you're gonna keep quiet.
You know why?
474
00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:33,054
If you don't, I will cancel
your plane ticket home,
475
00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:36,057
I will drive you out into the
woods and I will leave you there.
476
00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:38,886
You wouldn't do that to me.
477
00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:42,237
You can try me, then we can
continue to play nice or not.
478
00:33:42,281 --> 00:33:44,022
The choice is yours, Phoebe.
479
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:46,198
You're a real cooze.
480
00:33:46,241 --> 00:33:48,113
And an awful boss.
481
00:34:01,909 --> 00:34:05,695
As long as these guys play Digger
hockey and keep focused on the game,
482
00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:07,958
there's not gonna
be any stopping 'em.
483
00:34:08,002 --> 00:34:10,873
Look, I only got two hours till
the next game. I got things to do.
484
00:34:15,705 --> 00:34:17,620
Come on!
485
00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:21,536
Hey, is the, uh... is the coach mic'd?
I'm having trouble hearing him.
486
00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:25,367
No, he's not mic'd. We left his out
at the crazy guy's shack, remember?
487
00:34:25,411 --> 00:34:27,804
We gotta have this guy
mic'd before the playoff games.
488
00:34:27,848 --> 00:34:30,242
Then I suggest you send
somebody out there to get it.
489
00:34:30,284 --> 00:34:32,853
Okay... I'm sending you.
490
00:34:33,984 --> 00:34:38,163
Yeah, I can do that. Except is there anybody
else here that can wire a PA system,
491
00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:41,340
that can run a play-by-play?
It'll take me about 1.5 hours,
492
00:34:41,382 --> 00:34:44,255
so it's a perfect amount of time
for you to do it yourself.
493
00:34:44,299 --> 00:34:46,475
Okay, go rig your PA.
494
00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:48,563
Hey, do me a favour. Um...
495
00:34:48,608 --> 00:34:51,654
let's cut out
this whole smug-asshole thing,
496
00:34:51,697 --> 00:34:54,135
'cause it's really working
my last nerve. Okay?
497
00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,485
Okay.
498
00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:58,183
Sorry, boss.
499
00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:05,538
Motherfucker.
Nik.
500
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,150
A production assistant
on a show like this,
501
00:35:09,194 --> 00:35:12,632
um... you're basically
like a bus boy's assistant.
502
00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:17,941
Well, does this suck ass?
Mm-hmm.
503
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,945
Am I getting paid nearly enough
to do it?
504
00:35:21,989 --> 00:35:24,339
No fucking way.
505
00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:28,778
Hmm.
506
00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:32,782
Coach?
507
00:35:35,568 --> 00:35:38,397
Hey, uh... I'm really sorry
to bother you, but,
508
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,139
uh... we need to get
that microphone back.
509
00:35:41,574 --> 00:35:42,966
Hello?
510
00:35:47,057 --> 00:35:50,148
Don't be a puss. Ahem.
511
00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:54,239
Look, uh... Coach, I'm just...
512
00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:57,372
really wanted to apologize, uh,
about earlier today.
513
00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:06,816
Oh, shit!
514
00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:12,170
What the fuck?
What the fuck is it?
515
00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:18,480
Ah!
516
00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:34,888
These days, it doesn't seem that
Erin cares for Blanca too much.
517
00:36:34,931 --> 00:36:37,369
Uh, I believe she called
her a...
518
00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:40,502
a cocaine-fuelled gutter slut.
519
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:44,114
I need to talk to you.
520
00:36:45,551 --> 00:36:48,118
Excuse me!
Get your hands off me, chunk!
521
00:36:48,162 --> 00:36:51,470
I weigh 110 pounds!
That's not fat!
522
00:36:51,513 --> 00:36:55,125
I have tried to be as nice
as I know how.
523
00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:57,998
That's over!
I'm giving you this warning.
524
00:36:58,041 --> 00:37:01,915
Stay away from Vance, or I'm going
to get my cousins to go to your cabin
525
00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:04,744
and have them hog-tie you
and weigh you! Capisce?
526
00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:08,922
You know what? Screw this!
527
00:37:08,965 --> 00:37:12,491
I don't need this bullshit,
this fucking method-acting crap!
528
00:37:12,534 --> 00:37:14,710
Hundred-and-ten pounds, my ass!
529
00:37:15,407 --> 00:37:17,017
Listen up, you little pisher!
530
00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:19,411
I don't give a shit if you're
losing me, this is important!
531
00:37:19,454 --> 00:37:21,911
It's the first time I've had
reception since I've been out here.
532
00:37:21,935 --> 00:37:24,285
You tell Seaton if he
still wants me as a client,
533
00:37:24,329 --> 00:37:27,288
he will get me on the next
goddamn plane out of here, okay?!
534
00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:29,421
Do you hear me? Hello?
535
00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:31,814
Can you hear me now?
536
00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:35,383
Fuckity fuck, fuck, fuck!!!
537
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,086
- Thanks a lot, man.
- Alright.
538
00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:45,001
When's Desperate the Sound Elf
coming back?
539
00:37:45,045 --> 00:37:47,134
I feel like an idiot.
Blanca.
540
00:37:47,177 --> 00:37:50,156
Alright, we got five minutes till game
time. Is Nik back with that microphone?
541
00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:52,313
He's not and there's no way
to reach him.
542
00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:54,968
And Lee said if he doesn't get
here in five, he's fired.
543
00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:59,015
- Oh, that's a little harsh, huh?
- And where's Mike? Mike!
544
00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:01,540
I'm right here.
The PA system is rigged.
545
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:04,412
Alright, good.
Let's get ready to shoot.
546
00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:15,249
Ah!
547
00:38:17,686 --> 00:38:21,299
This season has been
nothing short of a phenomenon!
548
00:38:25,128 --> 00:38:26,347
Goal!
549
00:38:28,915 --> 00:38:33,049
The State Championship is just a
bus ride away for the Gold Diggers.
550
00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:43,451
- Any sign of Nik?
- No. - That's so weird.
551
00:38:44,104 --> 00:38:46,541
Oh, hey, Coach.
Great game tonight.
552
00:38:46,585 --> 00:38:48,500
Hey, listen,
can I ask you a favour?
553
00:38:48,543 --> 00:38:50,328
Favours aren't really
my specialty.
554
00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:51,981
That's funny.
555
00:38:52,025 --> 00:38:54,070
I noticed you had a treadmill
upstairs in the gym.
556
00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:56,377
Would you mind if I grabbed
a quick workout?
557
00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:58,771
You know,
I like your dedication, boy.
558
00:38:58,814 --> 00:39:01,513
More people should make fitness
a priority.
559
00:39:01,556 --> 00:39:03,297
We're clearing out, so...
560
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,126
just make sure to lock the doors
when you leave.
561
00:39:06,169 --> 00:39:08,302
- Thank you, sir.
- Ahem.
562
00:39:09,259 --> 00:39:11,479
Oh, excuse me,
Coach Stick-up-your-Ass,
563
00:39:11,523 --> 00:39:13,923
do you think that I might massage
your penis for a few minutes
564
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,005
so that I, too,
might get a workout?
565
00:39:17,616 --> 00:39:20,314
Is it hard being
such a douchebag all the time?
566
00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:25,537
Uh, no. No.
I actually kinda like it.
567
00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:27,930
Loser.
568
00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,867
Luke for Daphne.
569
00:39:55,262 --> 00:39:57,438
Go ahead, Luke.
570
00:39:57,482 --> 00:40:00,310
Was the Tahoe ever supposed
to be used as a cast car?
571
00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:03,226
Not that I know of. Phoebe
handled all the rentals. Why?
572
00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:05,838
It's just I found a lipstick
camera rigged in the backseat.
573
00:40:05,881 --> 00:40:08,275
And I didn't put any lipstick
cameras on the equipment order,
574
00:40:08,318 --> 00:40:10,538
and this is the second one
I found.
575
00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:13,149
I didn't know this show
had that kind of surveil.
576
00:40:13,193 --> 00:40:16,457
I didn't think so, either.
I'll ask.
577
00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:18,198
Copy that.
578
00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:48,184
Hello? I'm still up here.
579
00:40:48,968 --> 00:40:50,709
Ah, what the hell, man?
580
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:57,977
Hello?
581
00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:21,870
I'm beginning to think this
workout wasn't such a bright idea.
582
00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:04,739
Ahem.
583
00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,263
Whew.
584
00:42:07,307 --> 00:42:10,049
Oh! What the fuck?
Who are you, man?
585
00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:16,751
Ah!
586
00:42:59,272 --> 00:43:00,969
Ah!
587
00:43:04,016 --> 00:43:05,713
Ah! Fuck!
588
00:43:06,714 --> 00:43:08,890
Ah! Ah!
589
00:43:20,946 --> 00:43:22,817
Oh!
590
00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,619
Have a lovely day.
591
00:43:46,885 --> 00:43:49,322
Hey, I meant to ask,
did you guys
592
00:43:49,365 --> 00:43:51,629
pre-rig the cars with cameras
before we got up here?
593
00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:54,240
Can we please not talk
about work for a second?
594
00:43:54,283 --> 00:43:56,677
I need a break from this show
and this town.
595
00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:58,984
And um, mm, more liquor?
596
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:05,643
- Hey, any sign of Greg or Nik?
- No. I thought they'd be here already.
597
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,040
Yeah.
598
00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:17,742
Hello! Hey, sugar puss.
599
00:44:17,785 --> 00:44:20,396
Hi. See me standing here
with moolah in my hand?
600
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,050
No? Yes?
601
00:44:22,834 --> 00:44:25,271
Hi! Hello. How are you?
602
00:44:25,314 --> 00:44:29,405
- Atta girl. - Looks like Miss
Champion found herself another victim.
603
00:44:30,885 --> 00:44:34,323
Okay... to the superstar
hockey player.
604
00:44:34,367 --> 00:44:37,326
Well, to the super-hot
actress-slash-model.
605
00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:41,243
Okay. I've been called worse,
but anyway.
606
00:44:41,287 --> 00:44:42,941
Mm.
607
00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:47,467
So, um...
608
00:44:47,510 --> 00:44:49,904
I heard you were kind of close
to that girl that died.
609
00:44:49,948 --> 00:44:52,428
Yeah, I guess, um...
610
00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:55,301
I guess you could say this went
from being the best year of my life
611
00:44:55,344 --> 00:44:57,869
to the worst in, you know,
a blink.
612
00:44:57,912 --> 00:44:59,653
I'm really sorry.
613
00:45:00,654 --> 00:45:03,396
My dad died when I was 14,
614
00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:05,920
and I thought
I would never get over it.
615
00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:10,925
I mean, it doesn't go away,
but... it gets easier.
616
00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:14,973
Promise?
617
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,279
Yeah.
618
00:45:19,412 --> 00:45:23,372
Isn't he a little young for her?
Is it still legal if it's a boy?
619
00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:27,159
I heard she slept with that PA who sued
her, and then she got tired of him,
620
00:45:27,202 --> 00:45:30,118
treated him like garbage
until finally he had enough.
621
00:45:30,162 --> 00:45:33,295
- See, that's how rumours get started.
- You're saying it's not true?
622
00:45:33,339 --> 00:45:36,298
I think the press likes
to paint Blanca as the bad girl,
623
00:45:36,342 --> 00:45:39,867
and I think sometimes she feels obligated
to live up to those expectations.
624
00:45:39,911 --> 00:45:42,957
I hate to be a buzz kill,
but I'm calling it a night.
625
00:45:43,001 --> 00:45:46,526
Alright, do me a favour
and just be careful, please?
626
00:45:46,569 --> 00:45:48,180
Okay.
627
00:45:56,536 --> 00:45:58,494
Hello?
628
00:45:58,538 --> 00:46:01,106
- I'm so glad I got through.
- Oh. Ha!
629
00:46:01,149 --> 00:46:04,413
Oh, my God, I can't even begin
to believe this.
630
00:46:04,457 --> 00:46:06,328
I haven't had reception
for days.
631
00:46:06,372 --> 00:46:08,417
It's so good to hear your voice.
632
00:46:08,461 --> 00:46:10,332
Totally.
I've been trying forever.
633
00:46:10,376 --> 00:46:12,770
I was starting to get worried.
How's it going?
634
00:46:12,813 --> 00:46:16,599
Oh, I need a margarita and a Palm Springs
weekend like you wouldn't believe.
635
00:46:18,210 --> 00:46:20,560
Cathy?
636
00:46:21,126 --> 00:46:22,780
Ah, dammit.
637
00:46:55,247 --> 00:46:56,901
Greg, are you okay?
638
00:46:59,033 --> 00:47:00,730
You been out here long?
639
00:47:01,470 --> 00:47:03,124
Freeze to death.
640
00:47:05,474 --> 00:47:06,998
Greg?
641
00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:10,566
You stoned again?
642
00:47:11,654 --> 00:47:13,221
Oh, my God!
643
00:47:35,069 --> 00:47:36,941
What do you mean,
she didn't come home?
644
00:47:36,984 --> 00:47:39,726
She wasn't in her bed when I woke up.
I thought maybe she got lucky.
645
00:47:39,769 --> 00:47:41,902
With who, Blanca?
We watched her leave alone.
646
00:47:41,946 --> 00:47:44,252
I can't believe you didn't
wake me up when you saw that.
647
00:47:44,296 --> 00:47:46,167
I thought maybe she hooked up
with you.
648
00:47:46,211 --> 00:47:49,214
I caught her checking my ass out
a couple times. Get off my hump.
649
00:47:49,257 --> 00:47:51,259
I told you as soon as I got up.
650
00:47:51,303 --> 00:47:53,696
Jake, Coach says you have to
be on the ice in 10 minutes,
651
00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:56,003
or you won't be allowed on
at all.
652
00:47:56,438 --> 00:47:58,092
Sorry.
653
00:47:59,354 --> 00:48:03,141
- Where's the rest of your crew? - You know
what, Lee? I'd like to know the same thing.
654
00:48:03,184 --> 00:48:04,858
Something's really wrong here.
Luke is never late.
655
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:08,624
- I don't feel so good.
- Oh, Phoebe, pull it together.
656
00:48:08,668 --> 00:48:11,889
- Fuck you, Lee.
- What, again?
657
00:48:13,978 --> 00:48:17,459
Jake, you've got five minutes. We
don't have a show without this game.
658
00:48:17,503 --> 00:48:20,462
What do you want me to do? Three
quarters of my crew is missing!
659
00:48:20,506 --> 00:48:24,423
Like I told the last guy, you're
the director, figure it out.
660
00:48:24,466 --> 00:48:26,991
- Sure thing. Bitch.
- I'm sorry, what was that?
661
00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:28,954
You know what, Lee?
I'm beginning to understand
662
00:48:28,993 --> 00:48:31,386
why the first director
only lasted a few days. Yeah.
663
00:48:31,430 --> 00:48:33,301
Keir, can you mix audio?
664
00:48:33,345 --> 00:48:37,305
- I can try. - Okay. Blanca, I'm
gonna need you to hold the boom pole.
665
00:48:37,349 --> 00:48:40,265
Oh, my God, I'm so gonna
fucking kill my acting coach.
666
00:48:44,138 --> 00:48:45,835
Hey, you know what?
667
00:48:45,879 --> 00:48:49,317
You do not talk to me that way
in front of the crew.
668
00:48:49,361 --> 00:48:52,190
You finish out the day;
after that, you're fired.
669
00:48:59,806 --> 00:49:01,329
Ah!
670
00:49:02,591 --> 00:49:04,985
We just want to go
on record here
671
00:49:05,029 --> 00:49:08,032
that a bunch
of our crew members are missing,
672
00:49:08,075 --> 00:49:10,904
um, and Lee wants us
to shoot anyway.
673
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:14,168
But as soon as this is over,
we're gonna go find them.
674
00:49:22,611 --> 00:49:25,658
We need to comb this school
and find that missing stuff.
675
00:49:25,701 --> 00:49:28,356
You can't hide monitors
that size in a suitcase.
676
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,576
You are the one
who will go down for this.
677
00:49:30,619 --> 00:49:33,579
This isn't Bewitched, Lee.
I can't just wiggle my nose
678
00:49:33,622 --> 00:49:35,407
and make stuff appear
and whatnot.
679
00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:38,845
Just try to keep an eye
on things here if you can.
680
00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:41,979
I'm gonna go get
the rest of the crew.
681
00:49:42,022 --> 00:49:44,546
One of those morons
is getting promoted to director.
682
00:49:48,376 --> 00:49:50,030
Go.
683
00:50:01,346 --> 00:50:03,000
Gotcha.
684
00:50:49,698 --> 00:50:51,396
Holy shit.
685
00:50:58,490 --> 00:51:00,883
What the fuck?
686
00:51:00,927 --> 00:51:02,755
Oh!
687
00:51:04,539 --> 00:51:06,367
Because...
688
00:51:06,411 --> 00:51:09,805
no one wants to watch a show
about some wittle hockey team.
689
00:51:09,849 --> 00:51:12,634
Oh, my God.
Am I being punked?
690
00:51:12,678 --> 00:51:16,377
I thought they'd cancelled
this show. Ashton!
691
00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:18,075
Oh! Ah!
692
00:51:18,118 --> 00:51:19,946
No!
693
00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:23,428
Ah! - What the fuck? - No!
694
00:51:26,170 --> 00:51:27,301
No!
695
00:51:28,737 --> 00:51:30,652
No!
696
00:52:15,349 --> 00:52:19,484
Tell your camera guy I didn't appreciate him
leaving the treadmill and the lights on.
697
00:52:19,527 --> 00:52:22,400
- Sorry, Coach. That's not
usually like him. - Ah.
698
00:52:22,443 --> 00:52:25,620
The bus leaves tomorrow morning
at 5:30 a.m. for Fargo.
699
00:52:25,664 --> 00:52:27,318
It waits for no one.
700
00:52:28,667 --> 00:52:30,538
Vance, come on, let's go.
701
00:52:34,368 --> 00:52:36,588
Blanca, help Keir
grab some of the stuff.
702
00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:40,505
- Why? - Could you just help
us pack up the stuff, please?
703
00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:44,030
Jeez. Bitch.
704
00:52:44,073 --> 00:52:46,032
And they say I'm difficult.
705
00:52:46,728 --> 00:52:48,687
Phoebe, should we wait for you?
706
00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:52,995
Oh, I gotta get the releases for
tomorrow's game and stop by the Mini-Mart.
707
00:52:53,039 --> 00:52:55,389
I'll meet you guys
back at the crew cabin, okay?
708
00:52:55,433 --> 00:52:57,217
Alright. Be careful.
709
00:53:10,404 --> 00:53:12,058
Luke? Nik?
710
00:53:12,101 --> 00:53:13,973
- Um, guys?
- Hello?
711
00:53:17,498 --> 00:53:21,676
- Oh, phone's dead. Shocking! - It doesn't
look like Luke slept in his bed last night.
712
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:24,133
No, and you're right, 'cause
Daphne's bed hasn't been slept in.
713
00:53:24,157 --> 00:53:26,725
It doesn't make any sense.
Where the hell's her truck?
714
00:53:26,768 --> 00:53:29,249
- Oh! Oh, my God!
- Oh!
715
00:53:29,293 --> 00:53:33,253
Fucking shit!
Oh, my God!
716
00:53:35,168 --> 00:53:37,475
- Oh, my God.
- Don't touch it!
717
00:53:37,518 --> 00:53:39,868
- Is that Mike's watch?
- Oh, God! What is it holding?
718
00:53:39,912 --> 00:53:43,220
It's the fucking microphone we lost at
the cabin. He must've went back to get it.
719
00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:46,658
Ew! Oh, my God, that fucking sick
coach must've cut his hand off!
720
00:53:46,701 --> 00:53:48,442
We gotta call the cops!
721
00:53:48,486 --> 00:53:51,097
Okay, guys, guys, guys. Calm down,
calm down. Check your phones.
722
00:53:51,140 --> 00:53:53,795
Do you have any signal?
Keira, check your phone. Blanca.
723
00:53:53,839 --> 00:53:57,277
- Oh! - Blanca, check your phone.
- Over here. Clients love, love,
724
00:53:57,321 --> 00:53:59,279
love to bitch about problems
on locations.
725
00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:02,630
You know, "My wardrobe sucks."
"My trailer's not big enough."
726
00:54:02,674 --> 00:54:06,417
Uh... "They're housing me in the
woods." I try not to take those calls.
727
00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:09,289
By the time I return them, they've
usually worked it out themselves.
728
00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:11,030
No signal, nothing.
I have nothing.
729
00:54:15,948 --> 00:54:17,645
What's this?
730
00:54:20,605 --> 00:54:23,303
What is that freaking mask?
Who is this?
731
00:54:23,347 --> 00:54:26,437
Who cares? Somebody is out
there who thinks it's okay
732
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,048
to chop people's hands off!
733
00:54:30,963 --> 00:54:32,181
Oh, God.
734
00:54:38,492 --> 00:54:42,061
- My God. That's Daphne.
- What?
735
00:54:42,104 --> 00:54:45,717
I know that sign. That's
out by Coach Hansen's cabin.
736
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,545
We gotta get out there.
737
00:54:53,638 --> 00:54:56,684
Guys, we gotta go. She could
still be alive. Come on.
738
00:54:56,728 --> 00:54:58,382
Come on!
739
00:54:58,425 --> 00:55:00,514
I can't even begin
to believe this.
740
00:55:07,086 --> 00:55:10,611
- Hey! Why are we stopping here?
- I'm gonna go check out this site.
741
00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:14,006
I need you guys to stay here and try
to get in touch with the cops, okay?
742
00:55:14,049 --> 00:55:16,791
I saw an old C.B. radio
in the principal's office.
743
00:55:16,835 --> 00:55:20,708
Tell them to meet me by the Predator
Roundup sign by Hansen's cabin.
744
00:55:20,752 --> 00:55:23,537
Oh, okay, so you're just gonna
go hang with the fucking killer?
745
00:55:23,581 --> 00:55:25,583
We gotta get back on the highway
and keep driving!
746
00:55:25,626 --> 00:55:28,325
I hate to break this to you guys,
but that girl is probably dead.
747
00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:31,937
And what if she's not, Blanca? And what if
Nik and Luke and Greg need our help too?
748
00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:34,200
How are we even gonna
get in there? Here.
749
00:55:34,243 --> 00:55:36,768
Take these. They gave them to me.
Jake, I'm going with you.
750
00:55:36,811 --> 00:55:39,118
Wait, wait. I'm not
going in there by myself.
751
00:55:39,161 --> 00:55:41,512
Well, alright, fine.
You're coming with us, then.
752
00:55:41,555 --> 00:55:43,296
Both of those choices suck!
753
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,429
Well, Blanca, please pick one!
754
00:55:45,472 --> 00:55:49,868
Ugh! Fine, I'll stay here, but I'm taking
your dog, so you have to come back for me.
755
00:55:49,911 --> 00:55:52,871
We are gonna come back. Just go find
that C.B. radio and get us some help.
756
00:55:52,914 --> 00:55:54,873
And hey, hey, take this.
757
00:55:54,916 --> 00:55:56,440
Oh.
758
00:56:33,912 --> 00:56:35,217
Hello?
759
00:57:26,312 --> 00:57:29,750
If you'd like to make a call,
please hang up and try again.
760
00:57:44,765 --> 00:57:48,465
- Anyone here?
- Coach?!
761
00:57:50,031 --> 00:57:54,209
Who's back there?
Is that you, Phoebe?
762
00:57:54,253 --> 00:57:58,518
- Is that thing still out there? That thing
with the mask? - Mask? Are you on drugs?
763
00:58:01,216 --> 00:58:03,828
We've gotta get out of here!
764
00:58:03,871 --> 00:58:05,438
Run! Run!
765
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,832
- Just calm down.
- Run! - Just a sec...
766
00:58:11,575 --> 00:58:15,404
Get in the car! Get in the car!
Get in the car! Get in!
767
00:58:18,364 --> 00:58:20,951
This better not be some kind of
hijinks for this television show.
768
00:58:20,975 --> 00:58:24,849
There was a guy in there, in a mask
with an axe, and he tried to kill me!
769
00:58:24,892 --> 00:58:28,548
Kill you? You... you're talking
like some kind of crazy...
770
00:58:52,050 --> 00:58:55,706
Hello? Hello? Is anybody there?
This is an emergency.
771
00:59:08,022 --> 00:59:09,676
No.
772
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,640
Anyone? Is anybody there?
This is an emergency.
773
00:59:17,728 --> 00:59:19,599
Anyone?
774
00:59:21,732 --> 00:59:23,472
Bongo!
775
00:59:23,516 --> 00:59:25,257
What are you barking at?
776
01:00:00,814 --> 01:00:02,555
Daphne?!
777
01:00:07,821 --> 01:00:09,518
Daphne!
778
01:00:16,134 --> 01:00:18,658
What the fuck is that?
779
01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:20,312
What?
780
01:00:32,237 --> 01:00:33,978
Holy shit.
781
01:00:37,677 --> 01:00:40,027
Okay. Let's get outta here.
782
01:00:43,291 --> 01:00:44,945
Ah! Ow!
783
01:00:44,989 --> 01:00:47,295
Fuck! Jake. Fuck!
I got it. I got it.
784
01:00:47,339 --> 01:00:49,646
- Shit!
- I got it. I got it.
785
01:00:49,689 --> 01:00:52,692
Keir, we're not gonna be able
to open this thing.
786
01:00:52,736 --> 01:00:55,303
Bongo! Where are you going?!
787
01:00:56,522 --> 01:00:58,045
God!
788
01:01:02,441 --> 01:01:03,964
Bongo!
789
01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:08,621
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna get help.
790
01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:11,450
Gonna get help and be right back, okay?
I promise.
791
01:01:11,493 --> 01:01:14,192
- Okay. Okay.
- I promise I'll be right back. Okay?
792
01:01:14,235 --> 01:01:16,542
Fuck!
793
01:01:17,064 --> 01:01:18,892
Fuck!
794
01:01:41,262 --> 01:01:42,873
Holy shit!
795
01:01:44,309 --> 01:01:46,006
Blanca?
796
01:01:48,835 --> 01:01:52,012
My God, what are you...
what are you doing down here?
797
01:01:52,056 --> 01:01:54,536
How long have you been
down here for?
798
01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:56,974
I snuck in when that mean lady
came down here,
799
01:01:57,017 --> 01:02:00,586
and then it came in. What do
you mean, "it" came in? It who?
800
01:02:00,629 --> 01:02:03,067
He's been watching you
through those cameras.
801
01:02:03,110 --> 01:02:05,417
He's been watching that.
802
01:02:10,770 --> 01:02:12,467
Oh, my God.
803
01:02:17,777 --> 01:02:19,561
? I love you so much
804
01:02:19,605 --> 01:02:22,608
? That I could eat your face
805
01:02:24,349 --> 01:02:27,047
? I love you so much
that I could... ?
806
01:02:29,267 --> 01:02:30,921
Ah!
807
01:02:36,883 --> 01:02:39,843
? I love you so much...
You saw him do this to her?
808
01:02:39,886 --> 01:02:42,454
? Well I hope you love me
809
01:02:42,497 --> 01:02:46,545
Okay. We're gonna go. Come on,
I'm gonna get us out of here.
810
01:02:46,588 --> 01:02:48,721
This way's the quickest.
811
01:03:01,212 --> 01:03:03,692
Oh, my God!
812
01:03:09,394 --> 01:03:11,004
Oh, God.
813
01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:14,660
We gotta go. Come on.
814
01:03:26,846 --> 01:03:30,807
Okay, okay, come here. Listen to me.
I want you to stay right here.
815
01:03:30,850 --> 01:03:34,549
I'm gonna get us out of here. I have to get
these keys. I promise I'll come right back.
816
01:03:34,593 --> 01:03:36,377
Okay?
817
01:03:43,863 --> 01:03:45,517
Shit!
818
01:03:49,390 --> 01:03:52,785
- Blanca! - Listen to me, I'm
stuck. Listen. I need you to run!
819
01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:56,571
Start running as fast as you can until
you find somebody that you trust, okay?
820
01:03:56,615 --> 01:03:59,357
And tell them we need help.
Tell them that Jake and Keir
821
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,240
are at Coach Hansen's cabin
and they need help.
822
01:04:01,272 --> 01:04:03,927
I promise I will find you!
Just go!
823
01:04:03,970 --> 01:04:05,667
Go!
824
01:04:17,114 --> 01:04:18,985
Oh, my God.
825
01:04:54,978 --> 01:04:56,457
Blanca?
826
01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:04,639
Blanca?
827
01:06:00,304 --> 01:06:02,784
Ah!
828
01:06:04,308 --> 01:06:06,092
Who the fuck are you?!
829
01:06:06,136 --> 01:06:07,920
Ah! Ah!
830
01:06:15,188 --> 01:06:19,584
Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
831
01:06:24,763 --> 01:06:27,679
Okay. Okay. Okay.
832
01:06:29,115 --> 01:06:31,596
Ah! Ah! Ah!
833
01:06:32,597 --> 01:06:34,555
Get off of me!
834
01:06:38,864 --> 01:06:42,999
- Mike? The fucking sound guy?
- Oh, my God.
835
01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:45,479
Hey, hey, hey,
stop, stop, stop, stop!
836
01:06:45,523 --> 01:06:47,873
If you'd just listen to me.
If you just listen to me,
837
01:06:47,916 --> 01:06:50,006
you'll love me
as much as I love you.
838
01:06:50,049 --> 01:06:53,052
Don't you realize that I've
done this all for us? For you?
839
01:06:53,096 --> 01:06:55,837
I'm the only one
that really cares about you.
840
01:06:55,881 --> 01:06:58,188
Did you care about the people
in the video?
841
01:06:58,231 --> 01:07:01,756
They were gonna tell. That girl
told that cheerleader bitch.
842
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:04,150
They found our room.
You can understand, right?
843
01:07:04,194 --> 01:07:07,023
I'd already started.
I couldn't stop it.
844
01:07:08,241 --> 01:07:10,330
Get your fucking hands off her.
845
01:07:23,126 --> 01:07:24,953
Ah!
846
01:07:24,997 --> 01:07:27,454
I went through all this trouble
to make the fucking show for you,
847
01:07:27,478 --> 01:07:29,349
you're gonna watch it with me!
848
01:07:29,393 --> 01:07:31,786
I've already seen it.
It's a piece of shit!
849
01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:35,268
You said you wanted the opportunity
to be taken seriously as an actor,
850
01:07:35,312 --> 01:07:37,488
and I gave you that opportunity!
851
01:07:37,531 --> 01:07:40,665
Because, believe me, people are
gonna take you seriously now!
852
01:07:40,708 --> 01:07:44,016
You look really fucking scared!
Really...
853
01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,844
No!
854
01:07:54,896 --> 01:07:57,769
Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
855
01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:10,129
Vance, for some reason,
had some sort of a, uh,
856
01:08:10,173 --> 01:08:13,611
bottle-opener/beartrap opener
on his keychain.
857
01:08:44,076 --> 01:08:46,513
You're gonna be alright.
Just sit tight.
858
01:08:47,470 --> 01:08:49,429
- Hey.
- Hi.
859
01:08:49,473 --> 01:08:51,127
How you feeling?
860
01:08:51,170 --> 01:08:54,130
Oh, this has pretty much been
the worst job I've ever had.
861
01:08:55,609 --> 01:08:58,872
How's your leg? Ah, it
hurts, but, uh, I'll be fine.
862
01:08:58,916 --> 01:09:01,746
Vance and Connor found me.
Got Blanca to thank for that.
863
01:09:01,789 --> 01:09:03,443
Mm.
864
01:09:04,487 --> 01:09:05,880
How is she holding up?
865
01:09:05,924 --> 01:09:08,231
Ah, as well as could be
expected.
866
01:09:08,273 --> 01:09:11,103
Imagine what the press
is gonna do with this thing.
867
01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:13,844
Mm. And what about Mike?
868
01:09:14,193 --> 01:09:16,456
Mike's description
matches a police report
869
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,893
of a recently escaped
mental patient.
870
01:09:18,937 --> 01:09:20,982
So who knows what to believe?
871
01:09:33,647 --> 01:09:34,952
Hold on a second.
872
01:09:52,274 --> 01:09:54,277
Wait. What is that?
873
01:09:55,974 --> 01:09:57,844
It's a bulletproof vest.
874
01:10:06,245 --> 01:10:08,900
- Is it worth it?
- What?
875
01:10:11,380 --> 01:10:13,077
Being so famous?
876
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:48,374
? It's a killer day
to be alive ?
877
01:10:48,983 --> 01:10:52,726
? It's a killer day
to be alive ?
878
01:10:53,031 --> 01:10:56,469
? It's a killer day
to be alive ?
879
01:10:57,121 --> 01:11:00,952
? It's a killer day
to be alive ?
880
01:11:08,612 --> 01:11:12,224
? Everybody's looking
But nobody knows ?
881
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:14,182
? Why I got blood
on my clothes ?
882
01:11:14,226 --> 01:11:16,228
? But I feel good
and it shows ?
883
01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:20,232
? Sun's out guns out
That's the way I like ?
884
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:25,455
? Run now run now
Got you in my sights ?
885
01:11:25,498 --> 01:11:29,197
? It's a killer day
to be alive ?
886
01:11:29,719 --> 01:11:32,331
? It's a killer day
to be alive ?
887
01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:35,202
What do I think of what actually
happened in... in White Plains?
888
01:11:35,246 --> 01:11:38,684
My God, I thought it was tragic.
It was... it was... just tragic.
889
01:11:40,948 --> 01:11:44,648
And on the other hand, it was some of
my client's best work, you know, but...
890
01:11:44,691 --> 01:11:46,737
what are you gonna do?
And what can you do?
891
01:11:48,869 --> 01:11:50,523
We did send flowers.
892
01:11:52,568 --> 01:11:56,573
Not just to Blanca. We sent them to
the families of the dead people, too.
893
01:11:56,616 --> 01:11:59,576
You know, I always knew
that sound guy was creepy.
894
01:11:59,619 --> 01:12:04,798
I mean, it doesn't take that much time
to hook a microphone to a bra strap.
895
01:12:04,842 --> 01:12:07,758
I was trying to be professional,
but there's a limit.
896
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:10,108
Uh, I think he should've
just written a letter.
897
01:12:10,151 --> 01:12:12,850
I think that would've been...
I think that would've been fine.
898
01:12:12,893 --> 01:12:15,331
I think that would've
sort of gotten the point across.
899
01:12:15,374 --> 01:12:18,594
Do I think Blanca was
surprised when she won the Emmy?
900
01:12:18,638 --> 01:12:22,425
I think she was totally surprised,
yeah, absolutely. I wasn't. Fuck, no.
901
01:12:22,468 --> 01:12:24,949
God, I saw the dailies,
and the network knew it.
902
01:12:24,992 --> 01:12:27,255
I mean, she hit it
out of the park.
903
01:12:27,299 --> 01:12:30,650
Uh, and thank God
that crazy sound guy
904
01:12:30,693 --> 01:12:34,393
left the security cameras rolling because
that... Emmy really drove up her quota.
905
01:12:34,437 --> 01:12:37,178
I mean, I'm getting five million
bucks for her to do Hush Hush 2.
906
01:12:37,222 --> 01:12:40,094
I've been opening bear traps
since I was a kid,
907
01:12:40,138 --> 01:12:43,010
so it really wasn't
that big of a deal.
908
01:12:43,054 --> 01:12:47,406
Did I... did I get the message from Jake
about finding the hand in the refrigerator?
909
01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:49,452
Yeah. Well,
I was trying to listen to it,
910
01:12:49,495 --> 01:12:51,323
but I was getting on a plane
at LAX,
911
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,630
and Hillary Clinton
and the fucking Secret Service
912
01:12:53,673 --> 01:12:56,130
had taken over the Lieutenants'
Club, so I was out with the masses,
913
01:12:56,154 --> 01:12:58,112
and it's just ear-splitting
in that terminal.
914
01:12:58,156 --> 01:12:59,723
I don't know
how you people do it.
915
01:12:59,766 --> 01:13:01,550
Affiliated, uh...
916
01:13:01,594 --> 01:13:05,555
has hired me
to direct Hush Hush Part 2,
917
01:13:05,598 --> 01:13:08,209
which we all know
is Blanca Champion's next film.
918
01:13:08,253 --> 01:13:10,951
Can we wrap this thing up? 'Cause
I gotta take Montana Moorehead
919
01:13:10,995 --> 01:13:13,635
to the Daisy Awards tonight and I
never keep a client waiting, so...
920
01:13:30,841 --> 01:13:33,974
? So you want to live forever
921
01:13:34,018 --> 01:13:35,889
? Like the King
922
01:13:37,064 --> 01:13:39,458
? Here's something to remember
923
01:13:39,502 --> 01:13:42,374
? Doesn't matter
how you leave this world ?
924
01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:44,507
? It's how you bleed
925
01:13:47,858 --> 01:13:49,816
? 'Cause it's over
926
01:13:49,860 --> 01:13:52,123
? When it's over
927
01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:54,430
? All that's left...
928
01:13:56,300 --> 01:13:59,522
? So wrap me up in velvet
929
01:14:00,392 --> 01:14:02,960
? Velvet baby
930
01:14:03,003 --> 01:14:06,877
? I wanna live forever
931
01:14:07,312 --> 01:14:12,360
? I wanna be immortal like ?
932
01:14:12,404 --> 01:14:14,928
? Velvet baby
933
01:14:22,719 --> 01:14:25,764
? When you're trying hard
to capture ?
934
01:14:25,809 --> 01:14:28,202
? A little bit
935
01:14:28,898 --> 01:14:31,075
? Of immortality
936
01:14:39,562 --> 01:14:44,044
? 'Cause it's over
when it's over ?
937
01:14:44,088 --> 01:14:46,133
? All that's left...
938
01:14:48,266 --> 01:14:51,791
? So wrap me up in velvet
939
01:14:52,357 --> 01:14:55,055
? Velvet baby
940
01:14:55,099 --> 01:14:58,929
? I wanna live forever
941
01:14:59,538 --> 01:15:03,760
? I wanna be immortal like ?
942
01:15:04,543 --> 01:15:06,980
? Velvet baby
943
01:15:09,592 --> 01:15:11,855
? Velvet baby
944
01:15:13,552 --> 01:15:15,902
? I wanna be
945
01:15:21,559 --> 01:15:24,781
? I wanna be like Elvis
946
01:15:45,062 --> 01:15:49,109
? Wrap me up in velvet
947
01:15:49,153 --> 01:15:51,547
? Velvet baby
948
01:15:51,590 --> 01:15:55,246
? I wanna live forever
949
01:15:56,421 --> 01:16:00,686
? I wanna be immortal like
950
01:16:01,339 --> 01:16:03,862
? Velvet baby
951
01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:07,824
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