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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,700 --> 00:00:16,270 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY HOME BOX OFFICE, INC. 2 00:00:19,467 --> 00:00:21,367 - IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE, BEING BLACK, AIN'T IT? 3 00:00:21,367 --> 00:00:22,827 IT'S HARD, MAN. IT'S A HARD JOB. 4 00:00:22,834 --> 00:00:25,434 YOU CAN'T GET NO RELIEF NOWHERE. I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GO. 5 00:00:25,433 --> 00:00:27,773 YOU CAN GO HOME. YOU CAN CUT YOUR TV ON. 6 00:00:27,767 --> 00:00:29,697 IT'S PRESSURE. I WENT HOME. 7 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:30,900 I TRIED TO GET A LITTLE RELIEF GOING. 8 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,930 WATCHED SPORTS, SPORTS CHANNEL. CUT IT ON. 9 00:00:32,934 --> 00:00:37,974 THE MAN SAID, "WE BRING TO YOU AMERICA'S FAVORITE SPORT-- 10 00:00:37,967 --> 00:00:42,267 THE AMERICA'S CUP." 11 00:00:42,266 --> 00:00:45,396 NOW, WHO THE HELL DID THEY CHECK WITH ON THIS? 12 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,970 THEY SAID YACHTING IS AMERICA'S NUMBER-ONE SPORT. 13 00:00:47,967 --> 00:00:50,627 YOU DON'T NEVER SEE NONE OF US YACHTING, DO YOU? UH-UH. 14 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,703 AFTER THAT FIRST BIG BOAT RIDE--UH-UH-- 15 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:55,300 WE KIND OF LOST OUR TASTE FOR SAILING. 16 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:57,330 HA HA HA! 17 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:03,500 - IT'S THE "RUSSELL SIMMONS' DEF COMEDY JAM" 18 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:07,700 WITH YOUR HOST D.L. HUGHLEY. 19 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,630 TONIGHT'S GUESTS... 20 00:01:09,633 --> 00:01:11,603 DAMON WILLIAMS, 21 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,370 SEAN LARKINS, 22 00:01:13,367 --> 00:01:15,597 B-PHLAT, 23 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,100 AND TURAE. 24 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:21,330 I AM YOUR MAN, THE WORLD'S GREATEST D.J., 25 00:01:21,333 --> 00:01:23,733 THE KID CAPRI, 26 00:01:23,734 --> 00:01:26,034 AND THIS IS COMEDY AT ITS BEST. 27 00:01:26,033 --> 00:01:28,133 LET'S GET IT ON WITH YOUR HOST, 28 00:01:28,133 --> 00:01:30,433 D.L. HUGHLEY. 29 00:01:30,433 --> 00:01:33,773 [AUDIENCE APPLAUSE] 30 00:01:35,767 --> 00:01:38,297 - HOW ABOUT THAT? HOW ABOUT THAT? 31 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:42,630 ONE MORE TIME, MY CAT KID C-C-CAPRI. 32 00:01:42,633 --> 00:01:45,203 OH. 33 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,070 YOU GOT IT, MAN. 34 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,896 MOTHERFUCKING HAIR. GODDAMN. 35 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:56,430 GOT THE FIRST JHERI CURL ON. AIN'T THAT A BITCH? 36 00:01:56,433 --> 00:01:58,633 LOOK LIKE SNOOP AND LIONEL RICHIE HAD A BABY. 37 00:01:58,633 --> 00:02:01,633 AIN'T THAT A BITCH? 38 00:02:01,633 --> 00:02:03,733 AND THE MOTHERFUCKER CAME OUTSIDE WITH PAJAMAS ON. 39 00:02:03,734 --> 00:02:06,134 "SHIT, I'M GOING RIGHT BACK TO BED. 40 00:02:06,133 --> 00:02:07,773 JUST DON'T MAKE NO--" 41 00:02:07,767 --> 00:02:09,067 I AIN'T GONNA FUCK WITH Y'ALL. 42 00:02:09,066 --> 00:02:12,466 I GOTTA GIVE THIS SWEATER BACK TO KANYE WEST AFTER THE SHOW. 43 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,170 ALL RIGHT, MAN. HEY, HEY, HEY. 44 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:19,596 HOW YOU DOING, KID? YOU ALL RIGHT, BABY? 45 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:20,970 - YES, SIR. WHAT'S UP? 46 00:02:20,967 --> 00:02:22,827 - YOU KNOW ALL THE MIXES HE DO. HEY, MAN, YOU DO REAL HIP-HOP. 47 00:02:22,834 --> 00:02:25,034 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. GIVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE. 48 00:02:25,033 --> 00:02:30,033 THAT'S REAL SHIT, AND, YOU KNOW, 49 00:02:30,033 --> 00:02:32,703 HIP-HOP IS UNDER ATTACK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. 50 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:35,400 THEY BLAME EVERYTHING ON HIP-HOP, MAN. 51 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,870 THE PROBLEM IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY AIN'T HIP-HOP. 52 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:40,297 IT'S THAT 60% OF BLACK KIDS DON'T HAVE A FATHER AT HOME. 53 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:42,870 THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM. RAISE YOUR KIDS. 54 00:02:42,867 --> 00:02:45,297 IT'S A SIMPLE THING. 55 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:47,770 IT KILLS ME TO SEE A BEAUTIFUL SINGLE BLACK WOMAN 56 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,467 STRUGGLING TO RAISE A CHILD ON HER OWN. 57 00:02:49,467 --> 00:02:51,127 THAT REALLY FUCKS ME UP BECAUSE I KNOW 58 00:02:51,133 --> 00:02:52,933 IF SHE DIDN'T HAVE THAT KID, I'D BE TRYING TO FUCK HER. 59 00:02:52,934 --> 00:02:56,174 THAT'S THE TRUTH. 60 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:57,726 I'LL BE DAMNED, I'M GONNA PAY A BABYSITTER 61 00:02:57,734 --> 00:02:59,004 JUST TO GET SOME PUSSY. 62 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,370 OH, FUCK THAT SHIT. 63 00:03:01,367 --> 00:03:03,267 YOU EVER BE FUCKING WITH A WOMAN? 64 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:08,226 2:00 IN THE MORNING, HER KIDS KICK IN, "GET OFF MY MAMA. 65 00:03:08,233 --> 00:03:11,833 "YOU'RE HURTING HER. 66 00:03:11,834 --> 00:03:16,334 I HEARD HER SCREAMING FOR JESUS IN THE HALLWAY." 67 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:18,973 SINGLE MOTHERS RAISE THEIR KIDS DIFFERENTLY. 68 00:03:18,967 --> 00:03:20,227 THEY GOT DIFFERENT RULES. 69 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:22,473 "NOW, LOOK, I DON'T WANT YOU TALKING TO STRANGERS... 70 00:03:22,467 --> 00:03:25,797 "UNLESS THAT MOTHERFUCKER LOOK LIKE HE GOT A JOB, YOU HEAR ME? 71 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,100 "AND IF HE OFFER YOU CANDY, TAKE THAT SHIT. 72 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,830 "YOU KNOW I CAN'T AFFORD IT. 73 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:31,274 "SEE IF YOU CAN GET MAMA A REESE CUP. 74 00:03:31,266 --> 00:03:33,866 YOU KNOW I LOVE THEM REESE CUPS." 75 00:03:33,867 --> 00:03:35,467 ONLY TIME THERE'S A MAN AROUND THE HOUSE 76 00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:37,597 IS WHEN THE GUY FROM THE GAS COMPANY IS THERE. 77 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,970 "DADDY?" 78 00:03:38,967 --> 00:03:40,967 "HEY, I AIN'T YOUR DADDY. 79 00:03:40,967 --> 00:03:45,127 I'M JUST HERE TO CUT OFF YOUR GAS." 80 00:03:45,133 --> 00:03:49,373 "CAN YOU TEACH ME TO RIDE A BIKE BEFORE YOU GO?" 81 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:51,697 "NAW, LITTLE FUCKER. FUCK THAT. 82 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:55,930 "LET ME SEE A PICTURE OF YOUR MAMA. 83 00:03:55,934 --> 00:03:57,874 "IS SHE DOUBLE-JOINTED, OR CAN'T SHE KEEP A SECRET? 84 00:03:57,867 --> 00:03:59,597 FUCK THAT SHIT." 85 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,470 SO, YOU AIN'T GOT NO MIRRORS AT THE HOUSE, OBVIOUSLY. 86 00:04:01,467 --> 00:04:07,227 YOU JUST THOUGHT THAT SHIT WAS ALL RIGHT, HUH? 87 00:04:07,233 --> 00:04:10,733 YOU IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 88 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:14,197 ALL RIGHT. OUR FIRST COMEDIAN 89 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,070 IS ONE OF THE BADDEST YOUNG CATS IN THE COUNTRY. 90 00:04:16,066 --> 00:04:18,666 HIS MOTTO IS, "DON'T STOP AND DON'T QUIT." 91 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:31,367 FROM CHICAGO, MY MAN DAMON WILLIAMS. 92 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:35,000 - WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL? WHAT'S UP? 93 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,270 GOOD TO BE IN DOWNTOWN MEXICO. 94 00:04:37,266 --> 00:04:40,496 LOOK A'HERE. 95 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:44,430 GODDAMN. HA HA HA! 96 00:04:44,433 --> 00:04:46,173 HEY, HEY, FELLAS, BEFORE I GET STARTED, 97 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:49,396 YOU EVER TRY TO GET A WOMAN DRUNK? 98 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:50,970 IT AIN'T GONNA WORK THESE DAYS, TELL YOU RIGHT NOW. 99 00:04:50,967 --> 00:04:52,297 THESE LADIES RIGHT HERE, BACK IN THE DAY, 100 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:54,970 YOU COULD GET A WOMAN DRUNK OFF A LIGHT DRINK-- 101 00:04:54,967 --> 00:04:56,867 SLOE GIN FIZZ, 102 00:04:56,867 --> 00:04:58,827 AMARETTO SOUR, 103 00:04:58,834 --> 00:05:00,374 A LITTLE WINE COOLER. 104 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:03,897 SHE BE LIKE, "OOH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY PUT IN THAT WINE COOLER. 105 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:06,430 WHAT DID THEY PUT IN THAT WINE COOLER?" 106 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:07,773 THESE WOMEN NOW, SHIT, 107 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:12,227 THEY DRINK NOW, STRONG, FOR REAL 108 00:05:12,233 --> 00:05:13,933 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, Y'ALL WORKING REAL HARD. 109 00:05:13,934 --> 00:05:16,734 YOU'RE RAISING KIDS BY YOURSELF. YOU'RE RUNNING COMPANIES. 110 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:19,134 Y'ALL DRINK LIQUOR-- 111 00:05:19,133 --> 00:05:23,433 VODKA, LONG ISLAND, TEQUILA SHOTS, TO THE HEAD. 112 00:05:23,433 --> 00:05:24,873 TRY TO GET A GIRL DRUNK NOW, SHE BE LIKE, 113 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:29,167 "GIRL, THIS FOOL THINK HE ABOUT TO GET ME DRUNK. 114 00:05:29,166 --> 00:05:31,826 "HE DON'T KNOW ME, DO HE? 115 00:05:31,834 --> 00:05:35,904 "HE ABOUT TO BE BROKE AS HELL IN HERE. 116 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,470 "C'MON, PLAYER. VODKA. 117 00:05:38,467 --> 00:05:40,367 "GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE. VODKA. 118 00:05:40,367 --> 00:05:41,967 "YOU THOUGHT YOU WAS GONNA GET SOME ASS, DIDN'T YOU? 119 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,827 VODKA." 120 00:05:43,834 --> 00:05:48,604 SHE BE LIKE, "MAN UP, BITCH. VODKA." 121 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,100 SHIT, END OF THE NIGHT, YOU SEE DUDES-- 122 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,730 "SHIT, YOU GONNA HAVE TO DRIVE ME HOME." 123 00:05:52,734 --> 00:05:54,404 IT'S THE BULLSHIT. 124 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,630 LADIES, LET ME TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, 125 00:05:55,633 --> 00:05:59,873 IF A DUDE TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIES, HE LIKE YOU. 126 00:05:59,867 --> 00:06:02,467 THAT AIN'T NO CHEAP DATE. 127 00:06:02,467 --> 00:06:04,067 THAT'S WHY WHEN YOU GO, DON'T BE MAD IF HE BE LIKE, 128 00:06:04,066 --> 00:06:06,326 "LET ME GET TWO TICKETS TO THE MOVIE." 129 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,573 "WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?" 130 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:12,967 "NO. TWO TICKETS TO THE MOVIE." 131 00:06:12,967 --> 00:06:14,127 "WANT SOME SNACKS?" 132 00:06:14,133 --> 00:06:15,573 "NOPE. 133 00:06:15,567 --> 00:06:19,027 YOU DON'T SEE THIS BIG ASS BACKPACK RIGHT HERE?" 134 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:21,333 SEE, YOU GET IN THAT THEATER, 135 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:24,103 YOU HEAR BOTTLES ROLLING DOWN THE AISLE, 136 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:26,500 ALUMINUM FOIL CRUMPLING. 137 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:29,430 KIDS BE, "MAMA, PASS THE HOT SAUCE." 138 00:06:29,433 --> 00:06:33,103 THE PIZZA MAN BE IN THERE. "WHO HAD ORDERED? SOMEBODY..." 139 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:36,800 TWO TICKETS TO THE MOVIE, FOR REAL. 140 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,800 THAT'S WHY WHEN YOU GO TO THE MOVIES, DO WHAT I DO. 141 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,470 LET ME TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, DO WHAT I DO. 142 00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:43,867 BUY 4 TICKETS FOR 4 PEOPLE. 143 00:06:43,867 --> 00:06:45,497 BUY 3 TICKETS-- 144 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,800 TWO ADULTS, ONE CHILD. 145 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,330 THEY NEVER COUNT. 146 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:51,603 WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO IN, HAVE ONE PERSON HOLD THE TICKET. 147 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,030 EVERYBODY JUST WALK. YOU IN. 148 00:06:53,033 --> 00:06:55,003 I TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, I DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. 149 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,770 IT WORK. FOR REAL. 150 00:06:57,767 --> 00:06:58,927 PLUS--YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?-- 151 00:06:58,934 --> 00:06:59,974 HALF THE TIME, DUDE BE SLOW, ANYWAY. 152 00:06:59,967 --> 00:07:01,027 YOU KNOW, YOU'VE SEEN THAT DUDE. 153 00:07:01,033 --> 00:07:04,333 "THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THEATER," YOU KNOW? 154 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:05,903 I AIN'T MAKING FUN OF DUDE. 155 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:07,230 I'M JUST SAYING YOU CAN TRICK HIM. 156 00:07:07,233 --> 00:07:08,473 "THANK YOU FOR COMING." 157 00:07:08,467 --> 00:07:10,297 YOU KNOW, YOU GIVE HIS ASS ANYTHING--A CLEANERS TICKET. 158 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,170 "THANK YOU FOR COMING." 159 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:15,066 A RECEIPT. "THANK YOU FOR COMING." 160 00:07:15,066 --> 00:07:17,226 AND I DON'T MEAN TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE'S WITH THEIR ISSUES 161 00:07:17,233 --> 00:07:18,603 BECAUSE ACTUALLY, I GOT A LITTLE COUSIN. 162 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:22,800 HE'S 19, ALL RIGHT, 19, AND HE GOT ONE OF THEM, YOU KNOW? 163 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:25,430 YEAH. HE A LITTLE MESSED UP. HE'S GOT ONE OF THEM, YOU KNOW, 164 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:26,733 BUT IT'S MY MAN, THOUGH. 165 00:07:26,734 --> 00:07:28,604 I TAKE HIM TO REHAB, AND I BE WITH HIM ALL THE TIME. 166 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,530 I KICK IT SO MUCH, THEY ASKED ME IF I WANT TO VOLUNTEER 167 00:07:31,533 --> 00:07:33,573 AND BE ON ACTIVITIES. 168 00:07:33,567 --> 00:07:35,697 RIGHT, BUT I'M TOO SILLY FOR THIS JOB, 169 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:37,000 YOU KNOW, A LITTLE FIELD TRIP. 170 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,130 WE GOING TO LITTLE BORING PLACES-- 171 00:07:38,133 --> 00:07:42,073 MOVIES, MUSEUM, LIBRARY, ZOO. 172 00:07:42,066 --> 00:07:43,666 AFTER A WHILE, I'M BORED. 173 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:46,927 I'M LIKE, "LOOK, I THINK THEY'RE UNDERESTIMATING Y'ALL." 174 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:49,634 SO, I GATHER THEM ALL AROUND, SAID, "I'M GOING TAKE Y'ALL SOME PLACES. 175 00:07:49,633 --> 00:07:51,203 "IF WE GO, Y'ALL CAN'T TELL THEM WE WENT, 176 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,670 OR I'M GONNA GET IN TROUBLE." 177 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:56,227 I'M TAKING THEM TO A PLACE THEY AIN'T GOT NO BUSINESS GOING-- 178 00:07:56,233 --> 00:08:00,073 YOU KNOW, BOWLING. EEEEHHHHH! 179 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:05,496 EEEEHHHHH! 180 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:10,600 THEY THROWING STRIKES, BUT ON THE WRONG LANE. 181 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:13,070 I'M LIKE, "DUDE, IF YOU COULD GET THAT TWIST SHOT YOUR SHIT, YOU COULD HIT THEM, MAN. 182 00:08:13,066 --> 00:08:15,096 YOU'D BE A 300." 183 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:16,500 I'M LIKE, "I KNEW Y'ALL COULD DO SHIT." 184 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,100 I SAID, "TELL YOU WHAT. WE WENT BOWLING, 185 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:19,530 WE CAN GO SKATING." 186 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,673 [AUDIENCE GASPS] 187 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,967 "OH," MY ASS. THEY HAD A GOOD TIME. 188 00:08:21,967 --> 00:08:24,367 THEY WERE LIKE, "WHAT'S UP?" 189 00:09:13,066 --> 00:09:15,466 I COULDN'T STOP THEM. 190 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:20,327 I SAID, "WELL, AT LEAST PUT Y'ALL DAMN SKATES ON, MAN." 191 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:22,633 I'M DAMON WILLIAMS, Y'ALL. I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE. 192 00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:25,233 DAMON WILLIAMS. 193 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:37,200 - ONE MORE TIME, DAMON WILLIAMS. 194 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:40,000 THAT'S FUCKED UP. 195 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,600 FUCKED UP THAT Y'ALL ARE LAUGHING AT THE RETARDED PEOPLE. 196 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,500 THAT SHIT AIN'T RIGHT. 197 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,070 WHITE FOLK, IF THEY GOT A CHILD THAT'S KIND OF SLOW, 198 00:09:46,066 --> 00:09:47,426 THEY'LL SEND THEM TO A SPECIAL SCHOOL. 199 00:09:47,433 --> 00:09:49,933 BLACK FOLK WON'T EVEN ADMIT THEIR CHILD GOT NO PROBLEM. 200 00:09:49,934 --> 00:09:52,634 "GET YOUR CRAZY ASS IN THIS HOUSE. 201 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,073 "THERE AIN'T SHIT WRONG WITH THAT BOY. 202 00:09:54,066 --> 00:09:57,926 HE ALWAYS WEARS A FOOTBALL HELMET AND COWBOY BOOTS, YOU KNOW?" 203 00:09:57,934 --> 00:10:01,974 MOTHERFUCKER 35 YEARS OLD WITH SPIDERMAN UNDERWEAR ON 204 00:10:01,967 --> 00:10:04,197 STANDING IN THE SCREEN DOOR EATING GRAHAM CRACKERS. 205 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:08,600 "THESE ARE SO GOOD." 206 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,230 ALL RIGHT. FROM THE MOTOR CITY, 207 00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:14,103 PUT THEM TOGETHER FOR SEAN LARKINS. 208 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:31,626 - YOU EVER HAVE ON YOUR FLYEST OUTFIT? 209 00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:33,733 I'M TALKING ABOUT-- 210 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:39,970 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU CLEAN AS A NEW NAPKIN. 211 00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:41,327 YOU LOOKING GOOD AS SHIT. 212 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:44,633 YOU GET TO THE CLUB, AIN'T NOBODY THERE. 213 00:10:44,633 --> 00:10:45,933 YOU LIKE, "MAN, I'M WEARING THIS SHIT TOMORROW. 214 00:10:45,934 --> 00:10:48,874 FUCK THAT." 215 00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:50,527 ON SOME SERIOUS SHIT, THOUGH, MAN, 216 00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:52,773 TWO YEARS AGO, THIS COUNTRY HAD ONE OF THE WORST NATURAL DISASTERS WE HAD. 217 00:10:52,767 --> 00:10:54,767 HURRICANE KATRINA CAME THROUGH, 218 00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:56,867 FUCKED LOUISIANA UP, MISSISSIPPI UP, 219 00:10:56,867 --> 00:10:57,997 AND I WAS LIKE THE REST OF Y'ALL. 220 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,730 I WAS WATCHING THIS SHIT ON THE NEWS. 221 00:10:59,734 --> 00:11:01,204 WATCHED PEOPLE LOSE THEY LIVES. 222 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,670 I SAW PEOPLE ON ROOFTOPS 223 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,127 DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THEIR MAMA AND DADDY WAS, 224 00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:05,933 KIDS WAS, AND I SHED A TEAR. 225 00:11:05,934 --> 00:11:07,734 IN ATLANTA-- THAT'S WHERE I STAY NOW-- 226 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:10,574 WE HAD 20,000 PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN SHELTERS, 227 00:11:10,567 --> 00:11:13,927 AND I WAS LIKE, "IF I DON'T GO DOWN TO THIS SHELTER AND HELP SOMEBODY, 228 00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:16,074 "IF I DON'T DO SOMETHING, DONATE TIME, MONEY, OR SOMETHING, 229 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,726 "I'M JUST AS GUILTY AS THE GOVERNMENT 230 00:11:17,734 --> 00:11:20,674 I'M BITCHING ABOUT THAT DIDN'T HELP, ALL RIGHT?" 231 00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:22,897 I'M RIGHT. 232 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:24,630 SO, YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? 233 00:11:24,633 --> 00:11:26,273 I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY, AND I PRAYED ABOUT IT, 234 00:11:26,266 --> 00:11:27,796 SAID, "GOD, WHAT CAN I DO?" 235 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,200 SO, I SAID, "I GOT A EXTRA BEDROOM IN MY APARTMENT. 236 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,100 THERE'S NO REASON SOMEBODY FROM THIS SHELTER CAN'T STAY DOWN THERE." 237 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,730 SO, I WENT DOWN TO THAT SHELTER THAT DAY, 238 00:11:34,734 --> 00:11:39,274 AND I FOUND TWO OF THE SEXIEST 19-YEAR-OLDS IN THAT GODDAMN SHELTER. 239 00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:43,673 I WAS PUSHING KIDS AND OLD LADIES. 240 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:45,067 "EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. Y'ALL TWO, LET'S GO. 241 00:11:45,066 --> 00:11:46,426 "YOU'RE OUTTA HERE. LET'S GO. C'MON. 242 00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:50,673 C'MON. THIS IS YOUR LAST DAY. C'MON, SHIT." 243 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:54,927 'CAUSE I HELP PEOPLE. THAT'S WHAT I DO. I HELP PEOPLE. 244 00:11:54,934 --> 00:11:57,534 AND I TOOK THEM HOME, AND MY GIRLFRIEND, 245 00:11:57,533 --> 00:12:02,573 THIS BITCH DON'T UNDERSTAND. SHE DON'T GET IT. 246 00:12:02,567 --> 00:12:06,167 SHE COME OUT, "WHO THE FUCK IS THESE HOS?" 247 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:08,926 I WAS LIKE, "HEY, HEY, THESE ARE NOT HOS. 248 00:12:08,934 --> 00:12:12,304 "THESE ARE EVACUEES. 249 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,600 I'M TRYING TO HELP SOME-GODDAMN-BODY." 250 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,230 SHE SAID, "WHY THE HELL THEY DRESSED LIKE THAT?" 251 00:12:16,233 --> 00:12:18,603 "THEY LOST ALL THEIR CLOTHES IN THE STORM, 252 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,130 "AND I WENT TO VICTORIA SECRETS 253 00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:28,973 AND GOT THEM SOME ESSENTIALS, OK?" 254 00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:32,367 I SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING WITH NO 19-YEAR-OLDS, NO WAY. 255 00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:35,027 I'M 37, AND I THINK IF YOU IN YOUR 30s, 256 00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:37,203 YOU NEED TO DATE MOTHERFUCKERS IN YOUR 30s 257 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,130 'CAUSE I WAS DATING A 22-YEAR-OLD LAST YEAR. 258 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,373 THIS BITCH AGED ME 10 YEARS. 259 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:46,067 SHE WANNA FUCK EVERY DAY ALL DAY-- 260 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:49,766 FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK. 261 00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:51,097 I BE FEELING LIKE THE BITCH IN THE RELATIONSHIP, 262 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,900 LIKE, "CAN WE JUST CUDDLE TONIGHT, PLEASE? 263 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:57,230 COULD YOU JUST HOLD ME ONE EVENING?" 264 00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:59,173 NOT THIS BITCH. EVERY DAY, "C'MON, GET UP. 265 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:01,426 "GET THAT DICK HARD. LET'S GO. 266 00:13:01,433 --> 00:13:04,233 "I'M COMING HOME FOR LUNCH. C'MON. GET IT UP. 267 00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:06,833 ONE MORE TIME BEFORE BED. C'MON." 268 00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:08,304 I WAS LIKE, "LOOK, BITCH, YOU CAN CHEAT. 269 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:11,200 "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK NO MORE. YOU CAN CHEAT. GO ON, SHIT. 270 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:16,300 DAMN SIDE HURT, ALL THE GODDAMN FUCKING." 271 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:17,800 I DON'T EVEN WANT TO FUCK NO MORE. 272 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,330 IF I COULD JUST GET HEAD THE REST OF MY LIFE, 273 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:22,703 I'LL BE A HAPPY MOTHERFUCKER. 274 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:25,170 FELLAS, DON'T YOU LOVE HEAD? 275 00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:29,726 WHEW, MAMASITA, YES. 276 00:13:29,734 --> 00:13:32,104 WHEW, ME, I LOVE HEAD. 277 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,570 LADIES, IF YOU'RE SUCKING DICK, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER. 278 00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:35,897 LADIES, HELLO, LADIES. 279 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,430 ONE LADY, TWO LADIES. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD. 280 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:38,873 THAT'S RIGHT. JUST TWO LADIES SUCKING DICK. 281 00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:40,397 Y'ALL SUCKING DICK IN THIS SECTION, Y'ALL? 282 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,730 "SHIT, I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS GOING TO BE TEST. 283 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:46,174 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?" 284 00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:47,226 MA'AM, YOU DO THAT, WITH THE GLASSES? 285 00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:48,703 YOU DO THAT SUCKING? YOU DO THAT? 286 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:51,830 YOU LEAVE THE GLASSES ON, OR YOU TAKE GLASSES OFF? 287 00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:54,804 CAN YOU SEE HER SUCKING DICK WITH HER GLASSES ON? JUST-- 288 00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:01,627 I'M JUST SERIOUS, ANYWAY. 289 00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:07,327 SISTERS GIVE YOU A HARD TIME ABOUT SOME HEAD. 290 00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:10,403 WHITE GIRLS DON'T BULLSHIT. THEY DON'T. 291 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,500 YOU ASK A SISTER FOR SOME HEAD, "BABY, YOU GONNA GIVE ME SOME HEAD?" 292 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:15,000 "UGH. 293 00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:17,526 "HERE YOU GO WITH THIS HEAD SHIT. 294 00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:22,833 EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT, HEAD, HEAD, HEAD." 295 00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:26,304 NOT THE WHITE GIRLS. YOU AIN'T GOT TO ASK THEM TWICE. 296 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,800 I HAD A WHITE GIRL GIVE ME SOME HEAD SO GOOD, 297 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,430 BITCH HAD ME TALKING LIKE A WHITE DUDE. 298 00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:33,833 SIR, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 299 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:40,400 SHE WAS LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?" 300 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,870 "SUCK MY FUCKING COCK." 301 00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:56,134 SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU, NIGGER?" 302 00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:59,673 I WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME, BITCH? 303 00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,997 I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS LATER." 304 00:15:05,066 --> 00:15:09,566 SUCK A DICK TONIGHT. COME BACK IN TWO WEEKS AND TESTIFY. 305 00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:12,427 I'M TELLING YOU, HER LIFE WOULD BE LIKE A WEIGHT WATCHERS COMMERCIAL. 306 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:20,773 SHE BE LIKE, "BEFORE I SUCKED DICK, I HAD NOTHING." 307 00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:27,727 SHE BE LIKE, "BEFORE I SUCKED DICK, I HAD NOTHING." 308 00:15:27,734 --> 00:15:29,534 UM... 309 00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:32,433 "I'VE ONLY BEEN SUCKING DICK FOR TWO WEEKS, 310 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:36,503 AND I WAS ABLE TO PURCHASE A NEW HOME, A NEW CAR..." 311 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:40,270 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS] 312 00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:42,766 HEY, THANK Y'ALL. REST IN PEACE, BIRDMAN. 313 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:45,997 I'LL SEE Y'ALL LATER. 314 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,470 - FROM ST. LOUIS, THE LOVELY B-PHLAT. 315 00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:56,726 - WHAT'S UP L.A., HOW Y'ALL DOING? 316 00:15:56,734 --> 00:15:58,534 DAMN RIGHT. 317 00:15:58,533 --> 00:16:00,503 I HEARD D.L. TALKING ABOUT TITTIES, DAMN RIGHT. 318 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:03,870 THEY ALL MINE. [INDISTINCT] 319 00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:06,497 SHIT, I AM HAPPY TO BE UP IN HERE. 320 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,800 I COULD HAVE BEEN IN IRAQ, BUT I WAS LIKE, HELL NO, 321 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:09,970 I'M NOT LEAVING THE COUNTRY. 322 00:16:09,967 --> 00:16:11,427 I'D RATHER BE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER, 323 00:16:11,433 --> 00:16:12,633 ENTERTAINING Y'ALL. 324 00:16:12,633 --> 00:16:14,303 THE LADY CALLED ME FROM THE U.S.O. 325 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,930 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT BITCH GOT MY PHONE NUMBER. 326 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,874 I WAS LIKE, "BITCH, WHY IS YOU CALLING ME?" 327 00:16:18,867 --> 00:16:20,767 SHE TALKING ABOUT, "YOU NEED TO GO ENTERTAIN THE TROOPS." 328 00:16:20,767 --> 00:16:22,797 I WAS LIKE, "HELL NO, I'M NOT LEAVING THE COUNTRY. 329 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,530 "Y'ALL AIN'T GOT SOMETHING ELSE FOR ME TO DO? 330 00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:26,603 "Y'ALL CAN'T PUT SOME SAND IN THE BACKGROUND, 331 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,800 "PUT A HELMET ON THE BITCH, LET ME TAP DANCE? 332 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,000 DO THE SHIT VIA SATELLITE?" 333 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,100 I'M LIKE, "BITCH, I'M NOT LEAVING." 334 00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:35,867 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. THAT'S THAT WEED. 335 00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:37,597 THAT'S THAT WEED. 336 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,000 SHIT, I AIN'T GONNA LIE. I GOTS TO SMOKE. 337 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,300 I GOTS TO SMOKE WEED. 338 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,370 I SWEAR TO GOD, MY EX-FIANCE USED TO SAY STUPID SHIT TO ME. 339 00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:44,427 SILLY SHIT. 340 00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:46,573 "WHY YOU SMOKE WEED AROUND MY MAMA?" 341 00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:47,567 "YOUR MAMA GAVE ME THIS WEED. 342 00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:49,597 WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?" 343 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,730 THAT'S WHY I SMOKE. 344 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,167 I TOLD HIS ASS I DON'T MAKE A GOOD GIRLFRIEND. 345 00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:58,226 I TOLD HIM THAT. I TELL NIGGAS ALL THE TIME I'M NOT SHIT. 346 00:16:58,233 --> 00:16:59,733 JUST 'CAUSE I'M CUTE THAT DON'T MEAN SHIT. 347 00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:01,434 I KNOW I AIN'T SHIT. 348 00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:03,933 I TELL NIGGAS ALL THE TIME, I GOT TO HAVE 2 OR 3, 349 00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:05,434 4 OR 5 MEN, I SWEAR TO GOD. 350 00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:08,203 THEY ALL SERVE A PURPOSE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 351 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,700 MY COME OVER NIGGA. EVERYBODY GOT A COME OVER NIGGA. 352 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:14,330 THAT'S THE NIGGA THAT BRINGS THE WEED, THE WINE, AND THE MOVIE. 353 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,303 HE HAD ME ALL FUCKED UP, HE DID. 354 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,870 HE HAD ME FUCKED UP, THE COME OVER NIGGA, THAT'S RIGHT. 355 00:17:18,867 --> 00:17:19,927 HE'D CALL ME, TALKIN' ABOUT, 356 00:17:19,934 --> 00:17:22,134 "WHAT YOU DOING? I'M ABOUT TO COME OVER." 357 00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:24,203 I SAID, "OH, NO, YOU NOT. I'M ABOUT TO GO OUT ON A DATE." 358 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,300 SO HE GONNA GET MAD, TALKIN' ABOUT, "WHAT? 359 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,630 "YOU GOING ON A DATE? 360 00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:29,473 FUCK THAT. I THOUGHT WE WAS DATING." 361 00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,527 THIS NIGGA THINK BECAUSE HE COME OVER THE MOST, HE DATING ME. 362 00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:34,633 NO, NIGGA, A DATE IS WHEN YOU LEAVE OUT THE HOUSE 363 00:17:34,633 --> 00:17:35,903 AND GET OFF MY BLOCK, NIGGA. 364 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:36,900 THAT'S A DATE. 365 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,100 RIGHT. 366 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,500 SO, HE GONNA GET MAD AND START CUSSING ME OUT, 367 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,700 TALKIN' ABOUT, "FUCK THAT, FUCK THAT. 368 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,800 "I DON'T APPRECIATE NO SHIT LIKE THIS. 369 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,300 "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THIS. 370 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,570 "THIS IS FUCKED UP. 371 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,067 "I THOUGHT WE WAS DATING. 372 00:17:51,066 --> 00:17:53,196 "YOU AIN'T NEVER ASKED ME TO TAKE YOU NOWHERE. 373 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,770 "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU LIKE. 374 00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:56,627 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU INTO." 375 00:17:56,633 --> 00:17:58,273 I SAID, "WELL, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I LIKE, 376 00:17:58,266 --> 00:18:03,526 "FOLLOW ME AND THIS OTHER NIGGA, SEE WHERE WE GOING... 377 00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:07,603 THEN YOU'LL KNOW--THEN YOU'LL WHAT THE FUCK I LIKE." 378 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,100 [INDISTINCT] 379 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:12,000 "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE." 380 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,430 I AIN'T SHIT. 381 00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:15,603 I DON'T MAKE A GOOD GIRLFRIEND. 382 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,100 I KNOW I DON'T MAKE A GOOD STEPMOMMA. 383 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,530 I TRIED THAT. I TRIED THAT SHIT. 384 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,203 MY STEPDAUGHTER HAD ME ALL FUCKED UP. 385 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,670 SHE'D COME CALLING ME TALKIN' ABOUT, 386 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,397 "CAN YOU HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK? 387 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,570 "CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE MALL? CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS?" 388 00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:29,867 I SAID, "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. ALL I DO IS FUCK YOUR DADDY. 389 00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:32,167 I'M THE STEPMOM, BITCH." 390 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:35,866 OBVIOUSLY, SHE DON'T--SHE-- 391 00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:37,997 SHE DON'T KNOW WHAT "STEP" MEAN IN "STEPMOMMA." 392 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:42,200 IT MEANS, STEP DOWN, STEP BACK, STEP OUT THE WAY. 393 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,070 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M BUSY, I'M STEPPING IN WITH YOUR DADDY. 394 00:18:44,066 --> 00:18:46,226 YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVE, BITCH. 395 00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:49,103 I TELL BROTHERS ALL THE TIME, YOU AIN'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT HOW I'M GONNA TREAT YOUR KIDS 396 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,830 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO MEET YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' KIDS. 397 00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:53,134 PLAIN AND SIMPLE, I AIN'T GOT NO KIDS. 398 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,373 THAT'S WHAT IT IS. SEE, I'M NOT SENSITIVE TO ISSUES LIKE THAT 399 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,867 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE NO CHILDREN. 400 00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:58,227 I DON'T HAVE NO HUSBAND. 401 00:18:58,233 --> 00:19:00,233 I'M OLD SCHOOL, AND BELIEVE ME, LET ME TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, 402 00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:02,673 I COME FROM A FAMILY WHERE YOU GOTS TO BE MARRIED. 403 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,597 MY MAMA ALWAYS KEPT A DADDY FOR US. 404 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,770 FUCK THAT. 405 00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:06,827 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 406 00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:11,497 STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. 407 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,830 SHIT, I'M TRYING TO GET ME A DAMN HUSBAND. 408 00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:15,234 DON'T LET THE SMOOTH CUT FOOL YOU. 409 00:19:15,233 --> 00:19:17,603 DON'T LET THE SMOOTH CUT FOOL YOU. FUCK THAT. 410 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,370 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME. 411 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,597 I REALLY DON'T. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M EVER GONNA HAVE KIDS. 412 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,500 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M EVER GONNA GET A DAMN HUSBAND. 413 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,270 I'M ABOUT TIRED OF NIGGAS ON THE DL. 414 00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:27,396 I DON'T FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY'S ON THE DL, 415 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:32,170 BUT IT'S A LOT OF NIGGAS OUT HERE THAT'S A LITTLE SUSPECT. 416 00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:34,696 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU COMING OUT THE CLOSET. 417 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:35,970 COME OUT THE CLOSET. 418 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,527 WHY YOU GOT TO COME OUT THE HOUSE, I DON'T KNOW. 419 00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:40,973 JUST STAY IN THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' ROOM. 420 00:19:40,967 --> 00:19:42,997 COME OUT THE CLOSET, BE YOURSELF. 421 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,370 I DON'T LIKE NIGGAS STRADDLING THE FENCE, I SWEAR TO GOD. 422 00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:48,397 I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO EVERYTHING YOU DO. 423 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,500 I SWEAR TO GOD, A NIGGA GOT 2 TIMES TO RUN OUT THE HOUSE 424 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,230 WITH MY HOUSE SHOES ON TO GET THE NEWSPAPER. 425 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,973 IF YOU'RE NOT SURE, LADIES, IF YOU'RE NOT SURE ABOUT A MAN, 426 00:19:58,967 --> 00:20:00,127 TAKE A SHOWER WITH HIM. 427 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,803 THAT'S GONNA LET YOU KNOW RIGHT THEN AND THERE 428 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,100 IF A BROTHER FLIPPITY-FLOPPITY. 429 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,230 FOR REAL, FLIPPITY-FLOPPITY, 430 00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:08,133 FUCK IT. THAT'S GONNA LET YOU KNOW. 431 00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:09,833 A REAL MAN, HE'S GONNA LET YOU WASH HIM 432 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,334 FROM HEAD TO TOE IN THE FRONT. 433 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:14,033 THE WATER HITTING HIS BACK, YOU IN THE FRONT OF HIM, 434 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:16,703 YOU GOT THE LITTLE RAG LATHERED UP, YOU HOOKING HIM UP. 435 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,930 YOU DOWN HERE DOING HIS SHINS AND HIS KNEECAPS, 436 00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:21,234 YOU GET RIGHT HERE, THEY DO LIKE THIS, 437 00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:22,373 TRY TO SMACK YOU IN THE FOREHEAD. 438 00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:25,097 YOU EVER HAD THAT? YOU GET SOME SOAP IN YOUR EYE. 439 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,570 HE'S LIKE, "NIGGA, YOU PLAY TOO DAMN MUCH." 440 00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:29,227 "I WAS JUST PLAYING. I WAS JUST PLAYING." 441 00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:30,633 YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD THAT HAPPEN? 442 00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,026 NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU GOT THE RAG, RIGHT. 443 00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:40,203 YOU'RE DOING HIS CHEST. 444 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,100 YOU BACK HERE, YOU DONE FLIPPED AROUND, YOU DOING HIS BACK. 445 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,100 YOU GET TOO CLOSE TO HIS ASSHOLE, 446 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,500 A REAL MAN, HE GONNA SNATCH THE RAG. 447 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,630 AM I RIGHT OR WRONG? 448 00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:51,303 JUST LIKE THIS, HE GONNA DO JUST LIKE THAT, 449 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:54,370 AND HE AIN'T GONNA LET YOU SEE HIM GET UP IN HIS ASS, 450 00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:56,727 AND THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING. 451 00:20:56,734 --> 00:21:00,134 CAN YOU IMAGINE IF A NIGGA PUT HIS LEG UP ON THE SIDE OF THE TUB, 452 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,473 DID SOME SHIT LIKE THIS? 453 00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:06,497 YOU BE LIKE, "OH, THIS NIGGA PUT HIS LEG UP REAL HIGH ON SATURDAY. 454 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,330 "OH, NO, HE AIN'T GOT NO BOOTY HAIRS. 455 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,433 HE AIN'T GOT NO BOOTY HAIRS." 456 00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:11,673 Y'ALL, THAT'S MY TIME. 457 00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:14,097 I'M B-PHLAT. I HOPE Y'ALL ENJOYED THE SHOW. 458 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,070 THANK YOU. 459 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:17,066 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 460 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,700 - NOW, THIS CAT CALLS HIMSELF A NEIGHBORHOOD GEEK 461 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,430 AND A FAILED BASKETBALL STAR. 462 00:21:26,433 --> 00:21:29,573 FORMERLY FROM PHILLY, PUT THEM UP FOR TURAE. 463 00:21:29,567 --> 00:21:31,527 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 464 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,070 - WHAT UP, L.A.? 465 00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:41,766 OR SHOULD I SAY DOWNTOWN L.A. 466 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:45,297 THIS IS--I SEE WHERE Y'ALL HIDE YOUR CRACKHEADS. 467 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:46,670 THAT SHIT WAS AMAZING FOR ME. 468 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,567 BEING FROM THE EAST COAST, Y'ALL DON'T DO THE THING 469 00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:50,667 WHERE Y'ALL HIDE YOUR CRACKHEADS LIKE WE DO. 470 00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,267 WE DISTINGUISH OUR CRACKHEADS. 471 00:21:52,266 --> 00:21:53,966 WE MAKE THEM WEAR CRACKHEAD UNIFORMS, YOU KNOW, 472 00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:57,097 LIKE ONE FLIP-FLOP, ONE TIMBERLAND, YOU KNOW. 473 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,370 THAT WAY WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE DEALING WITH, YOU KNOW. 474 00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:01,597 Y'ALL LET Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKIN' CRACKHEADS BLEND IN. 475 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,730 LIKE VENICE BEACH. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DEALING WITH. 476 00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:06,574 YOU EVER BEEN TO VENICE BEACH? OPEN AIR MARKET, 477 00:22:06,567 --> 00:22:07,997 A LOT OF PEOPLE DOING THINGS, SELLING SHIT, 478 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,270 SETTING THEMSELVES ON FIRE FOR A DOLLAR, EVERYTHING. 479 00:22:11,266 --> 00:22:13,796 I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM AND THE REGULAR CRACKHEADS. 480 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,000 NIGGA CAME UP TO ME LIKE, "YO, YOU LIKE MUSIC?" 481 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 I'M LIKE, "YEAH, I LIKE RAP MUSIC. EAST COAST, NIGGA, WHAT?" 482 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,270 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT HE WAS TRYING TO START SOME SHIT. 483 00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:20,996 HE WAS LIKE, "NAW, THAT'S OVER." I WAS LIKE, "OH, OK, 484 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,370 I'M AN ARTIST. WHAT YOU GOT?" 485 00:22:22,367 --> 00:22:24,897 HE HAD ONE OF THEM LITTLE 3-RING BINDERS WITH THE MIX CDs IN IT. 486 00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:26,730 I WAS LIKE, "LET ME SEE." HE STARTS FLIPPING THROUGH IT. 487 00:22:26,734 --> 00:22:28,474 HE'S LIKE, "YOU SEE SOMETHING, LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE." 488 00:22:28,467 --> 00:22:29,897 I SAID, "WELL, STOP RIGHT THERE, I LIKE THAT. 489 00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:31,630 JAY Z, "BIG PIMPIN.'" GIVE ME THAT." 490 00:22:31,633 --> 00:22:33,503 HE'S LIKE, "THAT RIGHT THERE?" I SAID, "THAT RIGHT HERE." 491 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,700 THIS NIGGA SLAMMED THE BOOK SHUT, STEPPED BACK... 492 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:38,370 [IMITATES SONG STARTING] 493 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,900 MY FRIENDS WALKED THE FUCK OFF. I SAID, "HOLD UP. 494 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:45,330 I GOT 3 MORE SONGS IN THIS NIGGA." 495 00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,166 I DON'T KNOW. 496 00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,966 YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUCKED UP ABOUT THAT JOKE 497 00:22:51,967 --> 00:22:54,527 IS THAT WE ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH, LIKE CRACK, HA HA. 498 00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:56,603 AIN'T NOTHING FUCKIN' FUNNY ABOUT CRACK. 499 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,870 THAT'S AN EPIDEMIC THAT AFFECTS ALL OUR PEOPLE, 500 00:22:58,867 --> 00:23:01,397 BUT DO YOU KNOW WHY WE LAUGH? 'CAUSE IT'S COMMON. 501 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,130 EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM, NO MATTER WHAT COLOR YOU ARE, 502 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,603 HOW MUCH MONEY YOU MAKE, OR WHERE YOU LIVE, 503 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,730 EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM DONE HAD A CONVERSATION WITH A CRACKHEAD. 504 00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,234 AND KEEP IT REAL, YOU'VE ALL WALKED AWAY FROM THAT CONVERSATION 505 00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:10,433 THINKING THE SAME WAY. 506 00:23:10,433 --> 00:23:14,073 WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING TALKING TO THAT CRACKHEAD? 507 00:23:14,066 --> 00:23:16,196 I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THAT. I CAN'T DO CRACK. 508 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,370 I GOT TO DO CERTAIN SHIT TO CALM ME DOWN, LIKE WEED. 509 00:23:18,367 --> 00:23:20,797 WHEN YOU GET OLD, YOU GOT TO KNOW YOUR LIMITATIONS. 510 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,630 I KNOW I DON'T LOOK OLD, BUT I'M GETTING OLDER. 511 00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:24,733 I'M GETTING TO THAT POINT WHERE I KNOW MY LIMITATIONS. 512 00:23:24,734 --> 00:23:26,034 A LOT OF NIGGAS DON'T KNOW THEIR LIMITATIONS. 513 00:23:26,033 --> 00:23:27,403 YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR CERTAIN SHIT. 514 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,800 YOU OVER 30, TOO OLD TO BE OUT HERE FUCKIN' FIST FIGHTING. 515 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,870 A LOT OF NIGGAS IN HERE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M CRAZY, 516 00:23:32,867 --> 00:23:35,627 LIKE "WHAT? I'MA HOLD IT DOWN." 517 00:23:35,633 --> 00:23:37,903 I FEEL YOU. YOU AIN'T THE SAME. 518 00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:39,000 YOU'RE NOT BUILT THE SAME WAY. 519 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,870 SIR, I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. 520 00:23:40,867 --> 00:23:42,927 AT 16, YOU WAS A KILLER. 521 00:23:42,934 --> 00:23:44,334 YOU AIN'T NEED A REASON. "WHAT?" 522 00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:45,833 YOU START A FIGHT BY YOURSELF. 523 00:23:45,834 --> 00:23:48,034 IT WAS HOT, HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR MAMA. 524 00:23:48,033 --> 00:23:49,203 FUCK THAT. 525 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,000 YOU WERE 16, YOU TAKE A CLEAN PUNCH IN THE FACE 526 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,170 AND BE IN THE HOUSE TALKIN' SHIT LIKE, 527 00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:55,826 "WE GONNA GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER LATER. 528 00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:59,304 HE NEED TO KNOW WHO HE DEALING WITH." 529 00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:03,830 THAT'S 'CAUSE AT 16, YOUR EYE WOULD BE HEALED LATER. 530 00:24:03,834 --> 00:24:06,074 GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE AT 34, 531 00:24:06,066 --> 00:24:08,926 YOU GONNA MISS A COUPLE DAYS AT WORK, 532 00:24:08,934 --> 00:24:11,974 YOU NEED AN MRI, YOUR KIDS CAN'T PLAY WITH YOU. 533 00:24:11,967 --> 00:24:15,497 "DON'T JUMP ON DADDY LIKE THAT. YOU KNOW MY EYE IS FUCKED UP." 534 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,630 THE SWELLING DON'T GO DOWN FOR LIKE 8 MONTHS. 535 00:24:17,633 --> 00:24:19,003 YOUR FRIENDS LIKE, "SHIT'S STILL FUCKED UP?" 536 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,170 "YO, I MUST BE ALLERGIC TO FISTS." 537 00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:25,026 I'M NOT NO THUG. I KNOW MY LIMITATIONS. 538 00:24:25,033 --> 00:24:27,233 I GOT CHASED THE FUCK HOME THE OTHER DAY. 539 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:29,103 34 YEARS OLD AND ALL. I'M IN THE HOUSE, LIKE... 540 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,730 [BREATHING HEAVY] 541 00:24:31,734 --> 00:24:34,074 "YO, THEM NIGGAS WERE SERIOUS, YO." 542 00:24:34,066 --> 00:24:36,496 BUT I START TEARING UP BECAUSE I GET EMOTIONAL, YO. 543 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,670 ONE OF MY FRIENDS GONNA LAUGH LIKE, "AH, YOU SCARED." 544 00:24:38,667 --> 00:24:39,967 YEAH, I WAS FUCKIN' SCARED. 545 00:24:39,967 --> 00:24:42,327 HE SAID HE HAD A GUN. HE WAS GONNA KILL EVERYBODY. 546 00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:44,173 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU WASN'T SCARED? 547 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,930 I KNOW MY LIMITATIONS. 548 00:24:51,934 --> 00:24:52,934 TRYING TO BE OUT HERE FUCKIN' AROUND. 549 00:24:52,934 --> 00:24:54,304 I SEE YOU LADIES LOOKING. 550 00:24:54,300 --> 00:25:00,400 YES, I AM 6' 6", 230, AND I DO LOOK LIKE I CAN PROTECT YOU, 551 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,000 BUT I'M NOT THE PROTECTING TYPE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 552 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,000 I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT SHIT ABOUT ME UPFRONT 553 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,270 'CAUSE WE LIABLE TO BE ON A DATE 554 00:25:08,266 --> 00:25:11,766 AND I'M LIABLE TO DO SOME SURPRISING SHIT LIKE RUN. 555 00:25:11,767 --> 00:25:13,097 LAST CHICK DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT. 556 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:14,800 SHE GONNA GET TO THE CAR OUT OF BREATH LIKE, 557 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,870 "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME." 558 00:25:15,867 --> 00:25:17,127 I'M LIKE, "BITCH, I TAPPED YOU 3 TIMES 559 00:25:17,133 --> 00:25:19,373 LIKE LET'S GO, LET'S GO." 560 00:25:19,367 --> 00:25:20,567 THAT NIGGA WAS SERIOUS. 561 00:25:20,567 --> 00:25:26,797 I HAD TO GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE. 562 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,500 I DON'T NEED TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU. 563 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,500 I AIN'T NO THUG. 564 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,130 I DON'T WANT TO BE NO GODDAMN THUG. 565 00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:32,403 THESE KIDS OUT HERE, IT'S CRAZY, 566 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,170 THEY GOT T-SHIRTS AND SHIT WITH SLOGANS ON THEM: 567 00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:37,726 "STOP SNITCHING." "SNITCHES GET STITCHES." 568 00:25:37,734 --> 00:25:40,034 WHAT? I'M GONNA GET MY OWN FUCKIN' T-SHIRT. 569 00:25:40,033 --> 00:25:41,473 "STOP SHOOTING MOTHERFUCKERS. 570 00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:43,397 THEN I WON'T HAVE TO SNITCH." YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 571 00:25:46,467 --> 00:25:48,127 I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A BIG SELLER. 572 00:25:50,767 --> 00:25:52,267 'CAUSE Y'ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND ME. 573 00:25:52,266 --> 00:25:53,766 MAYBE I NEED TO TELL YOU UPFRONT ABOUT ME. 574 00:25:53,767 --> 00:25:57,197 MY NAME IS TURAE, AND I'M A SNITCH. 575 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,870 EVERYBODY UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER NOW? 576 00:25:58,867 --> 00:26:00,327 YOU KNOW WHERE EACH OTHER'S AT? 577 00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:02,503 YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM. I TOLD YOU UPFRONT. 578 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,300 MY MAMA ALWAYS TOLD ME YOU CAN'T NEVER BLAME A MAN 579 00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:05,800 FOR BEING WHO THE FUCK HE IS. 580 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,470 I TOLD YOU WHO I AM. NOW IT'S YOUR JOB 581 00:26:07,467 --> 00:26:10,467 NOT TO TAKE ME EVERY-FUCKIN-WHERE. 582 00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:11,567 YOU GOING OUT TO HAVE SOME DRINKS, 583 00:26:11,567 --> 00:26:12,567 I'M THE NIGGA TO ROLL WITH. 584 00:26:12,567 --> 00:26:13,567 I LIKE DRINKING. 585 00:26:13,567 --> 00:26:14,897 YOU GOING OUT TO KILL SOMEBODY, 586 00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:18,200 YOU MIGHT WANT TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK HOME 587 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,670 'CAUSE I'M GONNA LET YOU KNOW ABOUT MY REACTION, 588 00:26:19,667 --> 00:26:21,927 THAT I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL WITH YOU. 589 00:26:21,934 --> 00:26:23,774 YOU EVER SEEN "CSI" OR "NYPD BLUE"? 590 00:26:23,767 --> 00:26:25,127 THEY GOT THE GUY IN THE ROOM, SLAPPING HIM AROUND, 591 00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:26,403 "YOU GONNA TELL US." 592 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,870 YOU AIN'T GOT TO DO NONE OF THAT SHIT WITH ME. 593 00:26:27,867 --> 00:26:29,427 SOON AS THEY OPEN THE DOOR, I'LL BE LIKE, "GET YOUR KEYS. 594 00:26:29,433 --> 00:26:30,403 WE CAN GO TO HIS HOUSE." 595 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,770 WE GET ON YOUR LAWN, I'LL BE LIKE, "LET ME KNOCK, LET ME KNOCK." 596 00:26:35,767 --> 00:26:36,797 [IMITATES A KNOCK ON THE DOOR] 597 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:42,600 "COME ON OUT, HAKEEM, THEY GOT US. 598 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,530 "SOMEBODY MUST HAVE TIPPED THEM OFF. 599 00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:47,673 BITCH-ASS PIGS." 600 00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:49,267 KNOW YOUR LIMITATIONS. 601 00:26:49,266 --> 00:26:51,066 EVE THOUGH I'M BIG, I'M NOT A THICK DUDE. 602 00:26:51,066 --> 00:26:52,326 I'M SKINNY. 603 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:54,303 YOU GOT TO KNOW YOUR LIMITATIONS WHEN YOU'RE SKINNY. 604 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:56,900 YOU CAN'T BE OUT HERE WITH NO FUCKING TANK TOP ON. 605 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:58,970 YOU SEE THESE GUYS, ALL THEY WEAR IS A TANK TOP? 606 00:26:58,967 --> 00:27:00,067 THEY BE OUT CHILLIN'. 607 00:27:00,066 --> 00:27:02,096 I DON'T HAVE WHAT YOU CALL A TANK TOP BODY. 608 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:05,070 I GOTTA PUT MY TANK TOP ON OVER TOP OF SOMETHING, 609 00:27:05,066 --> 00:27:08,066 LIKE A HOODIE OR A SWEATER. 610 00:27:08,066 --> 00:27:10,226 I'M JUST SAYING, AIN'T NOTHING SEXY WHEN YOUR TANK TOP 611 00:27:10,233 --> 00:27:11,833 IS SLIDING OFF YOUR SHOULDER LIKE A NEGLIGEE. 612 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,074 YO, MY NAME IS TURAE, MAN. 613 00:27:16,066 --> 00:27:17,466 Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. I'LL HOLLA AT YA. 614 00:27:17,467 --> 00:27:19,427 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 615 00:27:26,033 --> 00:27:27,303 - THAT'S A FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER. 616 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:30,230 THAT'S A FUNNY DUDE. 617 00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:31,703 RIGHT, HE'S A TELLING MOTHERFUCKER. 618 00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:34,870 I WILL, TOO. FUCK IT. HA. 619 00:27:34,867 --> 00:27:35,897 ALL RIGHT. Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD TIME? 620 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:37,330 - YEAH. 621 00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:39,033 - Y'ALL DIDN'T HEAR ME. DID Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD TIME? 622 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:40,773 - YEAH. - STAND UP AND LET THEM KNOW IT. 623 00:27:40,767 --> 00:27:42,797 STAND UP AND LET THEM KNOW IT THEN. 624 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,100 AND PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE MAN 625 00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:46,630 THAT MADE THIS ALL POSSIBLE-- RUSSELL SIMMONS. 626 00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:48,633 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 627 00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:53,500 - THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT. GOD BLESS AND GOOD NIGHT. 628 00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:59,173 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 629 00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:02,166 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY HOME BOX OFFICE, INC. 630 00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:05,166 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 631 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:09,766 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49685

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