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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Kid Capri: IT'S THE ONE AND ONLY 3 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,030 "RUSSELL SIMMONS' DEF COMEDY JAM"! 4 00:00:22,033 --> 00:00:24,903 WITH YOUR HOST-- MIKE EPPS! 5 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,570 TONIGHT'S GUESTS-- 6 00:00:26,567 --> 00:00:28,397 ESAU McGRAW, 7 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,630 LESLIE AND BILL BELLAMY! 8 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:36,774 I AM YOUR MAN, THE WORLD'S GREATEST DJ, 9 00:00:36,767 --> 00:00:38,667 THE KID CAPRI! 10 00:00:38,667 --> 00:00:42,267 - AND WE ARE BACK! - ( crowd cheering ) 11 00:00:42,266 --> 00:00:44,296 AND NOW THE HOST-- 12 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:46,630 MIKE EPPS! 13 00:00:53,867 --> 00:00:56,927 YEAH! UH! UH! 14 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:05,700 Y'ALL SIT DOWN, PLAYERS. 15 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:08,670 OH, WHAT'S UP? ONE MORE TIME FOR THE BADDEST DJ IN THE LAND. 16 00:01:08,667 --> 00:01:10,597 KID CAPRI! 17 00:01:12,734 --> 00:01:16,474 WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? 18 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:18,567 WELL, Y'ALL LOOK GOOD 19 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:21,867 AND THE GOVERNMENT CHECKING HERE TONIGHT. 20 00:01:21,867 --> 00:01:24,897 GANGBANGERS IN THE FRONT, ALL KIND OF NIGGAS. 21 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:27,130 LOOK AT THAT. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 22 00:01:27,133 --> 00:01:29,073 WHAT THE FUCK? 23 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,670 SHE WAS BRAIDING HER SHIT ON THE WAY UP HERE. 24 00:01:34,667 --> 00:01:36,227 SHE'S LIKE, "FUCK IT, THE SHOW'S STARTING. 25 00:01:36,233 --> 00:01:39,103 THE SHOW IS STARTING, FUCK IT. 26 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:42,230 FUCK IT, THE SHOW IS STARTING. THE SHOW IS STARTING, FUCK IT!" 27 00:01:42,233 --> 00:01:44,473 NO, YOU LOOK GOOD, BABY. 28 00:01:44,467 --> 00:01:47,227 YOU LOOK GOOD, BABY. YOU LOOK GOOD. YOU LOOK GOOD. 29 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:49,933 I SEE IT'S A LOT OF OLD PLAYERS IN HERE WITH NO UNDERWEAR 30 00:01:49,934 --> 00:01:52,704 UNDER THEM EASTER PANTS. 31 00:01:54,567 --> 00:01:58,167 BALLS AND CHAINS AND NICKELS AND ALL THAT BE ON ONE SIDE. 32 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:01,930 HEY, BABY, YOU GOT A LAYAWAY OR SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU PAY ON 33 00:02:01,934 --> 00:02:04,374 OR A CAR NOTE OR SOMETHING? 34 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,070 BUSH IS FUCKING IT UP, MAKING IT WHERE A NIGGA CAN'T GET OLD AROUND HERE. 35 00:02:10,066 --> 00:02:13,526 BUSH AIN'T SHIT. I WANT TO FIGHT HIM HANDS UP. 36 00:02:15,133 --> 00:02:17,833 BOXING AFTER DARK, HBO. 37 00:02:19,233 --> 00:02:21,433 BUSH AIN'T RIGHT. THAT'S A REAL PIMP RIGHT THERE. 38 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:24,703 YOU TALKING ABOUT THESE NIGGAS PIMPING. THIS IS A REAL PIMP. 39 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:28,100 HE'LL TELL YOU IN A MINUTE, "BITCH, BETTER HAVE MY OIL." 40 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:33,770 YOU CAN TELL HIM, "I DIDN'T VOTE FOR YOU." 41 00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:36,667 HE'LL SAY, "NIGGA, I'M STILL YOUR PRESIDENT." 42 00:02:39,166 --> 00:02:41,196 THEY CAN'T FIND "LODI DODI." 43 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,730 THAT NIGGA IS HIDING. 44 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,997 HE'S SENDING BUSH A TAPE EVERY CHANCE HE GET. 45 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,670 HAVE THAT AK RIGHT HERE BY HIS HEAD. 46 00:02:54,667 --> 00:02:57,027 ( speaking mock Arabic ) 47 00:03:00,233 --> 00:03:02,873 BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! 48 00:03:02,867 --> 00:03:05,997 ( speaking mock Arabic ) 49 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:13,926 THAT'S FUCKED UP, MAN. THEM MOTHERFUCKING HOSTAGES OVER THERE, 50 00:03:13,934 --> 00:03:16,304 THEY DON'T SAY SHIT ON THERE. 51 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:18,630 THEM WHITE HOSTAGES JUST BE SITTING THERE, LOOKING. 52 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:21,133 THEM MOTHERFUCKERS JUST... 53 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,630 IF I WAS ON THERE, I'D BE LIKE, "OKAY, TAPE PLAYING? 54 00:03:25,633 --> 00:03:28,573 Y'ALL BETTER FUCKING COME AND GET ME, BITCHES! 55 00:03:31,066 --> 00:03:33,996 THESE NIGGAS ABOUT TO CUT MY HEAD OFF! 56 00:03:36,233 --> 00:03:38,903 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S COOL. 57 00:03:42,033 --> 00:03:45,733 FUCK AROUND, FIND SOME WEED IN MY SHOE AND SHARE IT WITH 'EM. 58 00:03:47,233 --> 00:03:49,933 SEND ANOTHER TAPE. I'M SITTING LAYING BACK WITH 'EM NOW." 59 00:03:49,934 --> 00:03:51,374 ( inhales ) 60 00:03:51,367 --> 00:03:54,627 JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW I'M WITH THEM NOW, BUSH. 61 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,200 AND 9-11 WAS A BAD DOPE DEAL. 62 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,570 DON'T NOBODY KNOW IT, BUT REAL NIGGAS IN THE STREETS. 63 00:04:04,567 --> 00:04:07,227 THAT WAS A BAD DOPE DEAL. 64 00:04:08,767 --> 00:04:12,167 BUSH AND THEM SOLD BIN LADEN A HUNDRED OF THEM THINGS, 65 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:14,696 AND IT WAS BULLSHIT. 66 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,600 BIN LADEN WAS LOOKING FOR HIM, 67 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,830 RIDING PAST HIS MAMA'S HOUSE. 68 00:04:22,834 --> 00:04:26,304 BUSH DUCKING AND DODGING. DON'T KNOW WHERE HE AT. 69 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,870 I'M TELLING YOU HE GONNA GET BUSH DOWN THERE 70 00:04:28,867 --> 00:04:30,497 IN FLORIDA SNORTING COKE. 71 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:33,930 YEAH, THE 101. DOWN THERE HITTING THE POWDER ON THE BEACH. 72 00:04:33,934 --> 00:04:36,404 AND THEY CAME DOWN THERE AND SAID, "BUSH, THE PENTAGON GOT HIT." 73 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,930 "WHAT HAPPENED? GOD DAMN IT, WHAT?" 74 00:04:40,266 --> 00:04:43,926 CONDOLEEZZA RICE NAKED, DANCING IN FRONT... 75 00:04:45,133 --> 00:04:47,273 "BITCH, MOVE. WHAT HAPPENED? 76 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:52,300 GO GET THE CAR, BOBBY BROWN. WHAT TIME WAS IT WHEN IT HAPPENED?" 77 00:04:53,934 --> 00:04:56,104 NIGGA, BOBBY BROWN WENT AND SHUT THE DOOR. 78 00:05:01,133 --> 00:05:03,503 Y'ALL READY FOR THE FIRST COMIC? COME ON, LET'S GO. 79 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,670 LET'S GO! 80 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,770 COMING TO THE STAGE, 81 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:11,027 STRAIGHT UP OUT OF KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI, 82 00:05:11,033 --> 00:05:14,503 GIVE IT UP FOR ESAU MCGRAW, Y'ALL. COME ON NOW. 83 00:05:23,867 --> 00:05:26,067 YOU EVER SEE A NIGGA AT THE PARTY WITH THEM NICE CLOTHES ON, 84 00:05:26,066 --> 00:05:29,166 BUT HE WEAR 'EM ALL WRONG? 85 00:05:29,166 --> 00:05:32,226 NIGGA THINK HE THE GODDAMN BOMB, GOD DAMN IT. 86 00:05:37,867 --> 00:05:40,997 HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK, DO HE? 87 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,270 DON'T BUST HIS BUBBLE, GOD DAMN IT. 88 00:05:43,266 --> 00:05:45,526 DON'T JUDGE THAT MOTHERFUCKER. 89 00:05:45,533 --> 00:05:48,033 DON'T JUDGE NO-GODDAMN-BODY. 90 00:05:48,033 --> 00:05:51,633 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT TAKE TO BE ANYBODY ELSE. 91 00:05:51,633 --> 00:05:54,673 DON'T JUDGE NOBODY. GET A GANDER AT A MOTHERFUCKER. 92 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:58,567 LOOK AT HIM A GIT, AND GIGGLE A TOUCH. 93 00:05:58,567 --> 00:05:59,867 YOU KNOW? SHIT. 94 00:05:59,867 --> 00:06:02,297 MY PROBLEM IS MY FUCKING REACTION TO SHIT 95 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:04,900 FUCK WITH MY GODDAMN MIND, GET ME IN TROUBLE. 96 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:07,530 YOU EVER MEET THAT NIGGA WITH THAT EXTRA FINGER RIGHT THERE? 97 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:10,173 SHAKE HIS HAND. "HEY, HOW YOU DOING? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 98 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:12,366 GOD DAMN IT, SHIT. 99 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:14,597 THAT SHIT WAS WIGGLING. 100 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,870 FUCK WAS WRONG WITH YOUR HAND, NIGGA?" 101 00:06:20,867 --> 00:06:23,597 EVERYBODY GOT GODDAMN PROBLEMS. 102 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:27,230 SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS GOT ISSUES. MOTHERFUCKER, TELL SOMEBODY. 103 00:06:27,233 --> 00:06:29,903 DON'T SPRING THAT SHIT ON PEOPLE. 104 00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:35,297 PEOPLE GOT FUCKING PROBLEMS, NIGGA. 105 00:06:36,433 --> 00:06:39,333 MY COUSIN GOT GOLD TEETH AND BLACK GUMS. 106 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:43,803 SMILE LOOK LIKE A BEDROOM SET. 107 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:47,800 FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR GODDAMN FACE? 108 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,870 YOU EVER TALK TO A NIGGA BREATH HEAVY, 109 00:06:50,867 --> 00:06:53,767 SHIT STRONG ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU CUSS? 110 00:06:53,767 --> 00:06:56,197 "HEY, HOW YOU DOING? HELLO... SHIT! 111 00:06:56,200 --> 00:07:00,330 GOD DAMN IT! THE FUCK DID YOU EAT, A DIAPER, NIGGA? 112 00:07:01,533 --> 00:07:04,633 YOU GOT AN ASSHOLE IN THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH? 113 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:08,430 WHAT T FUCK YOU BEEN DRINKING, TRASH TRUCK JUICE? 114 00:07:08,433 --> 00:07:11,033 GOD DAMN IT!" 115 00:07:11,033 --> 00:07:14,033 THIS NIGGA'S SNEEZE SMELL LIKE TWO SKUNKS FUCKING. 116 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,903 GOD DAMN! 117 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:19,370 "YOU BEEN EATING ZOO DIRT, NIGGA? 118 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:24,830 FUCKING WRONG WITH YOUR THROAT? 119 00:07:24,834 --> 00:07:28,404 GOD DAMN, YOU NEED A PAP SMEAR IN YOUR MOUTH. 120 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:34,630 THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" 121 00:07:34,633 --> 00:07:38,233 EVERYBODY GOT GODDAMN PROBLEMS. 122 00:07:38,233 --> 00:07:40,233 GOD DAMN IT, MY BROTHER'S DARK-SKINNED. 123 00:07:40,233 --> 00:07:42,373 THIS NIGGA GET TATTOOS AND LOSE THEM. 124 00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:52,603 "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WITH MY MAMA?" 125 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:58,800 OH, MY LIFE IS FUCKED UP. 126 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,770 YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 127 00:08:00,767 --> 00:08:02,727 I GOT PROBLEMS IN MY SITUATION. 128 00:08:02,734 --> 00:08:05,674 I JUST FUCKING FOUND OUT MY CAR DON'T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE. 129 00:08:05,667 --> 00:08:07,667 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WRONG WITH IT. 130 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:09,627 I GOT IN THAT BITCH TO TRY TO START THAT MOTHERFUCKER. 131 00:08:09,633 --> 00:08:13,403 ALL I HEARD WAS, "NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA. 132 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:22,466 NI-NI-NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA." 133 00:08:23,367 --> 00:08:25,597 FUCK THIS, I WILL WALK. 134 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:32,997 RI-FUCKING-DICULOUS. 135 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,830 MY LIFE IS FULL OF THE BULLSHIT. UNDERSTAND ME? 136 00:08:36,834 --> 00:08:39,634 I HAD TO LET THIS HEIFER THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE 137 00:08:39,633 --> 00:08:43,433 'CAUSE HER ISSUES WERE WAY TOO FUCKING FAR OUT OF BOUNDS FOR ME. 138 00:08:43,433 --> 00:08:45,103 HER FUCKING-- 139 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:48,730 NIGGA, SHE STARTED TALKING IN HER SLEEP, 140 00:08:48,734 --> 00:08:50,874 AND IT WASN'T EVEN THE FACT THAT SHE'D TALK IN HER SLEEP, 141 00:08:50,867 --> 00:08:53,597 IT WAS THE SHIT SHE WAS SAYING. 142 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,330 SHE'D BE KNOCKED OUT AT 4:00, 5:00 IN THE MORNING. 143 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,900 ( snoring ) 144 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,730 "FUCK YOU, ESAU, BLEED, BITCH, DIE, 145 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,434 SUFFOCATE, CHOKE. 146 00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:24,673 I HATE YOU, FUCKFACE. EAT YOUR SCALP, 147 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,297 CUT YOUR LIPS. 148 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:29,930 I HATE YOUR EYE WHITES. I HATE YOUR FINGERTIPS. 149 00:09:29,934 --> 00:09:33,174 FUCK YOUR NOSTRILS, BITCH. 150 00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:35,766 TUPAC AIN'T DEAD. 151 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:39,627 ( snores ) 152 00:09:40,867 --> 00:09:43,927 BLEED, BITCH, SUFFOCATE, CHOKE. 153 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:48,233 I'M A BOY. ( laughing ) 154 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:57,426 HUH? HUH? 155 00:09:57,433 --> 00:09:59,033 HUH?" 156 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:01,333 SHIT. 157 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,333 THAT AIN'T EVEN THE CAPPER, GOD DAMN IT. 158 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,373 MAN, WHAT MADE ME PACK HER BAGS 159 00:10:05,367 --> 00:10:08,927 AND SET THEM SHITS IN THE STREET-- 160 00:10:08,934 --> 00:10:12,534 ONE NIGHT SHE NODDED OFF WITH HER EYES OPEN. 161 00:10:13,834 --> 00:10:16,804 I'M SITTING THERE WATCHING BLADE, GOD DAMN IT, 162 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,200 ENJOYING SOME WESLEY SNIPES. 163 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,830 SHE FALL ASLEEP LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. 164 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:27,630 SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 165 00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:29,803 I'M SITTING THERE WATCHING-- 166 00:10:51,967 --> 00:10:54,397 ( snoring ) 167 00:10:55,867 --> 00:10:58,567 "FUCK YOU, ESAU. BLEED, NIGGA, DIE, DEATH! 168 00:10:58,567 --> 00:11:01,527 I HATE YOUR EYE WHITES, BITCH. FUCK YOUR NOSTRILS. 169 00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:04,033 TUPAC AIN'T DEAD. 170 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,570 DOMINO." ( laughing ) 171 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:17,333 OH, FUCKING I LOVE IT, MOTHERFUCKER, GOD DAMN IT. 172 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:20,773 THIS AIN'T REGULAR TV. IT'S HBO, BITCH. 173 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,467 Y'ALL THOUGHT I GAVE A FUCK, YOU MADE A MISTAKE. 174 00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:25,527 I'M THE TYPE OF NIGGA THAT COME TO THE THIS MOTHERFUCKER 175 00:11:25,533 --> 00:11:29,073 TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND LEAVE JUST LIKE I CAME. 176 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,630 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. Y'ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME? 177 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:54,633 - ( crowd cheers ) - ALL RIGHT. 178 00:11:54,633 --> 00:11:57,533 COMING TO THE STAGE, SHE GOT HER OWN STYLE. 179 00:11:57,533 --> 00:12:00,433 SHE'S STRAIGHT OUT OF NEW YORK, AND SHE DON'T TAKE NO SHIT. 180 00:12:00,433 --> 00:12:03,473 PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR LESLIE! 181 00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:16,267 WHAT'S UP? 182 00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:18,626 HOW YOU ALL DOING? 183 00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:21,497 SHIT! 184 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,730 ALL THE HOMEGIRLS HERE WITH THEY HOMEGIRLS, GIVE IT UP FOR YOURSELF. 185 00:12:24,734 --> 00:12:26,934 WHOO-WHOO! 186 00:12:26,934 --> 00:12:28,304 YEAH! 187 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:32,100 LADIES, WE HANG OUT LIKE A FUCKING TEAM, DON'T WE, LADIES? 188 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:35,770 WE HANG OUT LIKE WE A TIGHT-ASS POSSE. 189 00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:38,467 BUT WE ALL GOT OUR JOB ON THE TEAM. 190 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,167 AM I CORRECT, LADIES? 191 00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:44,066 WE ALL GOT OUR POSITION IN THE POSSE. 192 00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:45,966 LIKE, THERE'S THE HO. YOU KNOW SHE A HO. 193 00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:49,267 SHE TELL YOU SHE A HO. 194 00:12:49,266 --> 00:12:52,166 YEAH, I FUCKED HIM. YEAH, I FUCKED HIM, YEAH. 195 00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:53,966 YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO GO OUT WITH HIM. I FUCKED... 196 00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:56,667 YOU'RE LIKE, "DAMN, BITCH, YOU IS A HO." 197 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,870 BUT YOU LOVE HER. THAT'S YOUR HOMEGIRL. 198 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:04,067 SHE CAN'T DRINK OUT OF NONE OF THE GLASSES AT YOUR HOUSE. 199 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,170 YOU GOT A PLASTIC CUP FOR THIS BITCH. I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU BEEN, BITCH. 200 00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:12,366 STOP PLAYING. STOP PLAYING, BITCH. MY KID DRINK OUT THAT GLASS, STOP PLAYING! 201 00:13:13,734 --> 00:13:15,734 Y'ALL KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT. 202 00:13:15,734 --> 00:13:18,974 THE BITCH THAT YOU DON'T LEAVE IN THE ROOM WITH YOUR MAN BY THEMSELVES. 203 00:13:18,967 --> 00:13:21,667 I'LL BE DAMNED IF YOU FUCK CHARLES WHILE I'M MAKING BEEF STEW, BITCH. 204 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,797 COME HERE, CHARLES. 205 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,100 I NEED SOME CARROTS, NIGGA. FUCK THAT. 206 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,800 I TOLD YOU SHE WAS A HO. 207 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,130 THEN WE GOT THE DRUNK. 208 00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:36,573 CAN'T TAKE THIS BITCH NOWHERE! 209 00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:39,803 YOU GIVE THIS BITCH SOME ALCOHOL, 210 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,200 SHE FUCKING THE WHOLE PARTY UP. 211 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,200 THIS BITCH BE ON THE DANCE FLOOR. 212 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,270 NO MUSIC PLAYING. THIS BITCH... 213 00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:00,627 AND THESE BITCHES NEVER REMEMBER SHIT THE NEXT DAY. 214 00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:02,603 THEY NEVER REMEMBER SHIT THE NEXT DAY. 215 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,270 YOU BE LIKE, "YOU DON'T REMEMBER PISSING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DANCE FLOOR? 216 00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:06,966 YOU DON'T DOING REMEMBER THAT SHIT? 217 00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:09,167 YOU DON'T REMEMBER SECURITY DRAGGING YOU OFF BY ONE LEG? 218 00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:10,966 YOU DON'T REMEMBER NONE OF THAT SHIT? 219 00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:13,527 YOU DON'T REMEMBER THEM TAKING PICTURES OF US 'CAUSE WE CAN'T GO BACK 220 00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:15,473 TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER 'CAUSE OF YOU, BITCH? 221 00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:17,497 YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT SHIT? 222 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,770 YOU NEED HELP, BITCH. YOU NEED HELP." 223 00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:22,997 THEN WE GOT THE DRIVER. 224 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,570 THIS BITCH DRIVE EVERY OCCASION. 225 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:29,797 IT DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE HER FUCKING CAR. 226 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,200 SHE COULD BE HIGH. SHE COULD BE DRUNK. 227 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,400 SHE COULD BE TORE UP. 228 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,930 THAT BITCH'S LINE IS, "OH, WE GONNA MAKE IT TO THE HOUSE. 229 00:14:40,266 --> 00:14:43,496 WE GONNA MAKE IT HOME. FUCK THE BULLSHIT. 230 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,900 I GOTTA GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING, BITCHES. COME ON, BITCHES." 231 00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:53,303 THEN WE GOT THE BITCH THAT DON'T LIKE SHIT. 232 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,400 "WHY WE COME TO THIS CLUB? 233 00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:05,833 WHY THESE BITCHES KEEP LOOKING AT ME, WHAT?" 234 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,170 YOU BE IN THE BATHROOM WITH THE OTHER BITCHES, LIKE, "WHY WE KEEP FUCKING 235 00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:17,826 WITH THIS BITCH, WHY? WHY WE KEEP GOING OUT WITH THIS BITCH?" 236 00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:22,027 AND THE DRUNK BE LIKE, "'CAUSE SHE IS DRIVING." 237 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,867 SIT YOUR ASS DOWN. 238 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,670 YEAH, I KNOW YOU ALL NOTICE I'M A TALL MOTHERFUCKER. 239 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:44,327 THAT'S RIGHT. I'M A TALL MOTHERFUCKER WITH BIG FEET, BITCHES. 240 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,070 THAT'S RIGHT. I GOT SOME BIG-ASS FEET. 241 00:15:49,066 --> 00:15:51,796 I WEAR A SIZE 12, NIGGA... 242 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,670 IN MEN'S. 243 00:15:57,867 --> 00:16:01,627 I WALK INTO PAYLESS, THEY GET QUIET THAN A MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT? 244 00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:05,203 SALESPEOPLE BE DUCKING LIKE, "WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS BIG BITCH COME FROM? 245 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,770 YOU DON'T BELONG HERE, BITCH. YOU DON'T BELONG HERE, BITCH." 246 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:10,797 BUT IF Y'ALL CAN GET PAST THEM BIG FEET 247 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,770 AND HOW TALL I AM, 248 00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:14,897 I'M A GREAT FUCKING CATCH. 249 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,930 I AM. I'M A GREAT FUCKING CATCH, YO! 250 00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:22,434 YOU GOTTA USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE, NIGGA. 251 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:24,603 I'M A GREAT CATCH. 252 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,830 I'M FINE. 253 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,500 I CAN FUCK. 254 00:16:35,233 --> 00:16:38,503 AND I CAN FIGHT. NIGGA, WHAT? 255 00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:45,934 I AIN'T NO DAMSEL IN DISTRESS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 256 00:16:45,934 --> 00:16:47,904 I AIN'T NO DAMSEL, YOU KNOW? 257 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:51,670 NIGGA, YOU CAN GO GET THE CAR WHILE I TAKE CARE OF THESE THREE THUGS. 258 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:03,433 I'M A TOP-SHELF BITCH, NIGGA. 259 00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:18,266 AND YOU KNOW AS TALL AS I AM, 260 00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:19,766 I CAN BALL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. 261 00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:22,967 I BEEN BALLING SINCE THE SIXTH GRADE, NIGGA. I CAN BALL. 262 00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:24,427 WHOO! THAT'S RIGHT. 263 00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:27,233 I WASN'T NO CUTE LITTLE DAINTY-ASS LITTLE GIRL. 264 00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:29,873 I NEVER WORE DRESSES, NIGGA. YOU COULD SEE MY KNEEPADS AND HIGH-TOPS. 265 00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:31,767 FUCK THAT. 266 00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:35,427 AT THE PROM, NIGGA, I TOOK MY PICTURE IN THE DEFENSIVE STANCE, NIGGA. 267 00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:44,933 I'LL POST THIS NIGGA UP. I WAS LIKE, "GET THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE. 268 00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:47,704 GET THIS. POSTING THIS NIGGA UP!" 269 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,967 THAT'S RIGHT, NIGGAS. Y'ALL AIN'T GOTTA SPEND NO MONEY ON ME, 270 00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,527 DINNER AND DRINKS, NIGGA. 271 00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:56,103 YOU CAN PLAY ME FOR THIS PUSSY, NIGGA. WHAT'S UP? 272 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:01,273 CAN YOU GET THROUGH THE DEFENSE, NIGGA? 273 00:18:01,266 --> 00:18:04,796 CAN YOU GET THROUGH THE DEFENSE, NIGGA? 274 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,000 AND BE CAREFUL, 'CAUSE I WILL DUNK 275 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,670 ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS. 276 00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:11,727 BITCH... WHOO, WHOO, BLAM! 277 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,696 BE HANGING ON THE RIM WITH MY PUSSY ALL IN YOUR FACE AND SHIT. 278 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:18,830 AAGGHHH! 279 00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:22,304 SO GIVE A BIG BITCH SOME LOVE! 280 00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:29,096 YO, MY NAME IS LESLIE. PEACE! 281 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,000 ONE MORE TIME. HA HA HA HA! 282 00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:48,903 ONE MORE TIME FOR LESLIE, Y'ALL. 283 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:58,297 THAT BIG BITCH RIGHT THERE 284 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:02,270 CAN GO ON A ROBBERY WITH ME ANY DAY. 285 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,366 I'M WAITING IN THE CAR. 286 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,200 LET'S KEEP THIS SHIT ROLLING, MAN. 287 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,300 COMING TO THE STAGE, MAN, 288 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:13,130 YOU KNOW HIM AS THE ORIGINAL "BOOTY CALL" MAN, 289 00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:16,173 STRAIGHT OUT OF NEWARK, THE BRICKS, NEW JERSEY, 290 00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:19,866 HE IS AN ALUMNI HERE, LEGEND. 291 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,997 Y'ALL KNOW WHO HE IS WHEN YOU SEE HIM. 292 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,870 PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR BILL BELLAMY! 293 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,500 WHOA! 294 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,600 OH, SHIT! 295 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,730 L.A., MAKE SOME NOISE. 296 00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:43,404 YEAH, YEAH! 297 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:47,170 WHERE ARE THE SINGLE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE? MAKE SOME NOISE, SINGLE PEOPLE. 298 00:19:49,066 --> 00:19:50,896 AH, SINGLE. 299 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:54,830 Y'ALL CLAPPING LIKE THAT SHIT FUN. 300 00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:56,834 THIS HOW YOU KNOW IT'S FUCKED UP 301 00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,904 AND YOU SINGLE IN 2006-- 302 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,500 WHEN YOU ON THE INTERNET LIKE THIS, 303 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,870 "PLEASE BE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE." 304 00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:11,673 LADIES, IF YOU GOT A GOOD MAN, CLAP YOUR HANDS. WHERE YOU AT? 305 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,730 LOT OF YOU ALL AIN'T CLAPPING. 306 00:20:19,734 --> 00:20:23,274 ( imitates female voice) "I WISH I WOULD CLAP FOR YOUR BROKE ASS." 307 00:20:24,867 --> 00:20:27,197 SEE, I THINK A LOT OF WOMEN AIN'T CLAPPING 'CAUSE A LOT OF YOU ALL 308 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,830 ARE CONFUSED WHAT IT IS TO BE A GOOD MAN. 309 00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:32,334 SEE, IT'S 2006, AND A LOT OF WOMEN DON'T UNDERSTAND. 310 00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,873 IT'S VERY, VERY HARD TO BE A GOOD-ASS MAN. 311 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,927 'CAUSE YOU GOT TO DO A LOT OF SHIT 312 00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:38,904 TO BE A GOOD MAN. 313 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,800 BUT, LADIES, UNDERSTAND THE GAME. I BELIEVE THIS THEORY. 314 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,100 I BELIEVE THAT NO WOMAN CAN TRULY LOVE A MAN 315 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,630 UNLESS SHE LOVE HERSELF FIRST. 316 00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:47,503 SO BE IN LOVE WITH YOU. 317 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,900 STAY ON YOUR "A" GAME. 318 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,870 LADIES, DON'T GET A MAN AND FALL OFF. 319 00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:57,167 STAY ON YOUR "A" GAME. DON'T GET A MAN AND GAIN 900 POUNDS. 320 00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,896 YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT IN THE CLUB. 321 00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:03,500 WHEN THE KRISPY KREME LIGHT COME ON, IT AIN'T PAGING YOU. 322 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,334 ( imitates female voice ) "IS THAT THE KRISPY KREME LIGHT?" 323 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,996 STAY ON YOUR "A" GAME, LADIES. KEEP IT SEXY. 324 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,530 BRING THE HEAT IN THE BEDROOM. DON'T GET YOUR MAN AND FALL OFF. 325 00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:19,533 UH-UH, STAY ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING "A" GAME. 326 00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:21,773 YOU GOTTA HAVE THE MENTALITY OF A SINGLE CHICK. 327 00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:23,797 SINGLE CHICKS HAVE GREAT SEX. YOU KNOW WHY? 328 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,500 BECAUSE THEY NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GONNA HAVE SEX AGAIN. 329 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,800 SO THEY GO ALL OUT. 330 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,100 SINGLE CHICKS LOOK AT YOU WHEN THEY MAKE LOVE TO YOU. 331 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,500 YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE SOME BULLSHIT, HUH? 332 00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:40,397 HAVE YOUR ASS SITTING ON THE SIDE OF THE BED 333 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,730 LIKE YOU GOT ASTHMA. 334 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,870 GIVE ME A MINUTE. 335 00:21:49,467 --> 00:21:52,227 AND, LADIES, WHEN YOU KNOW YOU TURNED YOUR MAN OUT, 336 00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:54,533 OWN THAT MOMENT. THAT'S A VERY BEAUTIFUL MOMENT 337 00:21:54,533 --> 00:21:56,533 WHEN YOU KNOW YOU TURNED YOUR MAN OUT. 338 00:21:56,533 --> 00:21:58,673 THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT. 339 00:21:59,867 --> 00:22:01,997 FELLAS, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A WOMAN 340 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 WHO KNOWS SHE TURNED YOU OUT? 341 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,770 THEY ALMOST LAY IN THE BED LIKE A DUDE. 342 00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:08,867 THEY BE LIKE... 343 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,600 ( deep voice ) "YOU LIKE THIS, DON'T YOU?" 344 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,430 AND YOU WILL ANSWER HER, "YES, I DO, YES." 345 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,130 I'M JUST SAYING. 346 00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:26,173 AND A LOT OF LADIES ARE SPENDING MONEY ON LINGERIE. 347 00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:28,026 I'M TRYING TO SAVE Y'ALL SOME MONEY. 348 00:22:28,033 --> 00:22:29,973 ALL Y'ALL GOT TO WEAR AROUND THE CRIB, LADIES-- 349 00:22:29,967 --> 00:22:32,527 WE GONNA KEEP IT VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY SIMPLE, OKAY? 350 00:22:32,533 --> 00:22:35,973 YOU GO TO WAL-MART. YOU GET YOU SOME WHITE T'S, TIGHT WHITE T'S, 351 00:22:35,967 --> 00:22:38,027 EXTRA, EXTRA, EXTRA SMALL, SO THE NIPPLES POP THROUGH 352 00:22:38,033 --> 00:22:40,103 A LITTLE BIT... ( vocal popping ) 353 00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:41,770 AND YOU WEAR A THONG. 354 00:22:41,767 --> 00:22:44,627 AND WHEN I'M WATCHING THE MOTHERFUCKING GAME, FLOW THROUGH SOME TIME. 355 00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,574 YOU BE SITTING THERE WATCHING THE GAME, 356 00:22:50,567 --> 00:22:52,097 YOUR GIRL ROLL THROUGH WITH THAT SHIT ON, 357 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:54,530 YOU BE LIKE, "GIRL, YOU BETTER GO AHEAD WITH THAT BULLSHIT." 358 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,330 MAN, FUCK THIS GAME. IT'S HALFTIME. HOLLER AT YOU, GIRL." 359 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,830 A LOT HAS BEEN GOING ON, MAN. 360 00:23:03,834 --> 00:23:06,434 I'VE BEEN BLESSED TO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE DAUGHTER, MAN. 361 00:23:06,433 --> 00:23:08,833 SHE'S TWO YEARS OLD. 362 00:23:09,834 --> 00:23:11,874 BEAUTIFUL, BOY. 363 00:23:11,867 --> 00:23:13,567 HAVING A KID WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. 364 00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,267 BOY, YOU START DOING SHIT YOU WOULD NEVER DO. 365 00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:18,666 THE OTHER DAY I WAS WATCHING "DORA THE EXPLORER." 366 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,967 I WAS LIKE, "THAT BITCH IS GANGSTER." 367 00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:26,527 I GOTTA TELL Y'ALL THIS FUNNY STORY. 368 00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:29,473 THE OTHER DAY I REALIZED THAT KIDS ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE ARE AT THE SAME TIME. 369 00:23:29,467 --> 00:23:31,727 MY LITTLE GIRL, TWO YEARS OLD, OKAY? 370 00:23:31,734 --> 00:23:33,904 SHE KNOW SO MUCH SHIT. 371 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:37,100 THE OTHER DAY, SHE SAID TO ME, "DADDY, I AM VERY, VERY HUNGRY." 372 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:39,570 I'M LIKE, "HOW THE FUCK YOU KNOW YOU'RE HUNGRY?" 373 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:43,030 SMART. 374 00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:47,073 I TOOK MY DAUGHTER TO THE ZOO. SOMETHING I WOULD NEVER FUCKING DO. 375 00:23:47,066 --> 00:23:49,496 ME AT THE ZOO? I TOOK MY DAUGHTER TO THE ZOO. 376 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,800 YOU HAVE A LITTLE KID. YOU GOING TO THE GODDAMN ZOO. 377 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,030 I GET TO THE ZOO, I DON'T REALIZE MY DAUGHTER KNOWS SO MANY ANIMALS. 378 00:23:56,033 --> 00:23:58,073 I MEAN, THIS GIRL-- SOON AS TWO MINUTES, 379 00:23:58,066 --> 00:24:00,096 SHE'S LIKE, "DADDY, THAT'S A HIPPOPOTAMUS." 380 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:03,330 LIKE, "HOW THE FUCK YOU KNOW THAT'S A HIPPO?" 381 00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:05,573 TWO MINUTES LATER, "DADDY, THAT'S A PARROT." 382 00:24:05,567 --> 00:24:07,997 I'M LIKE, "HOW THE FUCK YOU KNOW THAT'S A PARROT?" 383 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,870 SO I'M STARTING TO GET EXCITED. 384 00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:12,197 I'M POINTING THIS WAY, "WHAT'S THAT?" 385 00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:15,626 NOW I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING FUN. 386 00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:18,133 LET ME TELL YOU, YOU KNOW WHO HAD THE MOST FUN AT THE ZOO? 387 00:24:18,133 --> 00:24:19,703 WHITE PEOPLE. 388 00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,770 WHITE PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO TAKE GOING TO THE ZOO 389 00:24:21,767 --> 00:24:24,027 TO THE NEXT FUCKING LEVEL. 390 00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:28,773 WHITE PEOPLE ARE PREPARED FOR THE ZOO. 391 00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:31,997 WHITE PEOPLE, YOU EVER NOTICE, THEY THINK THEY GOING TO AFRICA. 392 00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:36,000 WHITE PEOPLE BRING A LOT OF SHIT TO THE ZOO. 393 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,600 YOU EVER NOTICE WHEN THEY GET OUT THEIR CAR, THEY GOT SUNBLOCK, 394 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,270 FUCKING HATS. 395 00:24:41,266 --> 00:24:44,666 YOU KNOW, THEY GOT EXTRA WATER, MAPS AND SHIT. 396 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,070 THEY THINK THEY GOING ON A SAFARI. 397 00:24:49,066 --> 00:24:51,126 AND WHITE PEOPLE DON'T JUST GET OUT THEIR CAR 398 00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:53,203 AND WALK IN THE ZOO. OH, NO, NO, NO. 399 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,070 THEY HAVE A LITTLE MEETING OUTSIDE THE CAR. 400 00:24:55,066 --> 00:24:57,196 THE MOTHER GETS OUT. "COME ON, GUYS. 401 00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:05,103 "OKAY, I GOT THE MAP ONLINE. 402 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:07,830 UH... 403 00:25:07,834 --> 00:25:10,304 OKAY, THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 404 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:13,230 WE'RE GONNA ENTER THE ZOO HERE. 405 00:25:13,233 --> 00:25:15,773 OKAY, OKAY. 406 00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:18,897 WE'RE GONNA WORK OUR WAY AROUND BY THE POLAR BEARS. 407 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:21,270 AND THE KIDS, THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO BREAK THERE. 408 00:25:21,266 --> 00:25:23,266 NO, NO, BECAUSE THERE'S NO RESTROOMS THERE. 409 00:25:23,266 --> 00:25:26,466 WE'RE GONNA WORK ALL THE WAY OVER HERE TILL WE GET TO THE PELICANS. 410 00:25:27,967 --> 00:25:29,727 THAT'S WHERE THE KIDS CAN HAVE A SNACK, 411 00:25:29,734 --> 00:25:31,204 AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME. 412 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:35,030 WE'LL BE FINISHED IN THE PARK ABOUT 4:50. 413 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:38,103 LET'S GO ENJOY THE PARK." 414 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:40,700 EVERYBODY IN THE WHITE FAMILY GOT A CAMERA. 415 00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:42,730 THE DADDY GOT A CAMERA, LITTLE MINOLTA... 416 00:25:42,734 --> 00:25:44,434 ( imitates shutter clicking ) 417 00:25:44,433 --> 00:25:46,833 MAMA GOT A CAMERA, CANON... ( clicking ) 418 00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:48,874 LITTLE KIDS... ( clicking ) 419 00:25:48,867 --> 00:25:51,827 THEY ARE FUCKING READY FOR THE ZOO. 420 00:25:51,834 --> 00:25:54,304 YOU EVER SEE A BLACK FAMILY WHEN THEY GET OUT OF THE CAR? 421 00:25:56,367 --> 00:25:59,127 BLACK PEOPLE AIN'T NEVER PREPARED FOR SHIT. 422 00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:02,727 YOU EVER SEE A BLACK MAMA WHEN SHE GET OUT THE CAR? 423 00:26:02,734 --> 00:26:06,074 FIRST THING SHE DO, SHE CLOSE THE DOOR. "WHERE'S THE CAMERA? 424 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:10,834 "DIDN'T I SAY PUT THE CAMERA IN THE CAR LAST NIGHT? 425 00:26:10,834 --> 00:26:14,634 I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE GODDAMN CAMERA IN THE CAR. 426 00:26:14,633 --> 00:26:16,203 WELL, GUESS WHAT? 427 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,430 YOU GONNA HAVE TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU SEE. 428 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:24,627 I WISH I WOULD GO IN THIS GODDAMN ZOO 429 00:26:24,633 --> 00:26:28,273 AND BUY A CAMERA FOR $92. 430 00:26:28,266 --> 00:26:30,366 YOU CRAZY AS HELL. 431 00:26:30,367 --> 00:26:32,697 I TELL YOU WHAT. I TELL YOU WHAT. 432 00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:35,130 WHEN Y'ALL SEE SOMETHING YOU LIKE, DO LIKE THAT." 433 00:26:35,133 --> 00:26:37,233 YO, I'M OUT, PEACE. 434 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,400 THANK YOU. 435 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,570 I LOVE Y'ALL, BABY. 436 00:26:51,033 --> 00:26:53,233 BILL BELLAMY, Y'ALL, BILL BELLAMY! 437 00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:58,327 RUSSELL SIMMONS, RUSSELL SIMMONS! 438 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,600 THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT. GOD BLESS YOU, GOOD NIGHT. 439 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,270 ( theme music playing ) 440 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:13,870 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34511

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