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( theme music
playing )
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Kid Capri:
IT'S THE ONE AND ONLY
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"RUSSELL SIMMONS'
DEF COMEDY JAM"!
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WITH YOUR HOST--
MIKE EPPS!
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TONIGHT'S GUESTS--
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ESAU McGRAW,
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LESLIE
AND BILL BELLAMY!
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I AM YOUR MAN,
THE WORLD'S GREATEST DJ,
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THE KID CAPRI!
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- AND WE ARE BACK!
- ( crowd cheering )
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AND NOW THE HOST--
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MIKE EPPS!
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YEAH!
UH! UH!
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Y'ALL SIT DOWN,
PLAYERS.
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OH, WHAT'S UP?
ONE MORE TIME FOR THE BADDEST DJ IN THE LAND.
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KID CAPRI!
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WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'S UP?
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WELL, Y'ALL LOOK GOOD
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AND THE GOVERNMENT
CHECKING HERE TONIGHT.
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GANGBANGERS IN THE FRONT,
ALL KIND OF NIGGAS.
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LOOK AT THAT.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
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WHAT THE FUCK?
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SHE WAS BRAIDING HER SHIT
ON THE WAY UP HERE.
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SHE'S LIKE, "FUCK IT,
THE SHOW'S STARTING.
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THE SHOW IS STARTING,
FUCK IT.
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FUCK IT, THE SHOW IS STARTING.
THE SHOW IS STARTING, FUCK IT!"
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NO, YOU LOOK
GOOD, BABY.
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YOU LOOK GOOD, BABY.
YOU LOOK GOOD. YOU LOOK GOOD.
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I SEE IT'S A LOT
OF OLD PLAYERS IN HERE WITH NO UNDERWEAR
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UNDER THEM EASTER PANTS.
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BALLS AND CHAINS
AND NICKELS AND ALL THAT BE ON ONE SIDE.
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HEY, BABY, YOU GOT
A LAYAWAY OR SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU PAY ON
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OR A CAR NOTE
OR SOMETHING?
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BUSH IS FUCKING IT UP,
MAKING IT WHERE A NIGGA CAN'T GET OLD AROUND HERE.
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BUSH AIN'T SHIT.
I WANT TO FIGHT HIM HANDS UP.
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BOXING AFTER DARK,
HBO.
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BUSH AIN'T RIGHT.
THAT'S A REAL PIMP RIGHT THERE.
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YOU TALKING ABOUT
THESE NIGGAS PIMPING. THIS IS A REAL PIMP.
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HE'LL TELL YOU
IN A MINUTE, "BITCH, BETTER HAVE MY OIL."
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YOU CAN TELL HIM,
"I DIDN'T VOTE FOR YOU."
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HE'LL SAY,
"NIGGA, I'M STILL YOUR PRESIDENT."
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THEY CAN'T FIND
"LODI DODI."
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THAT NIGGA IS HIDING.
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HE'S SENDING BUSH A TAPE
EVERY CHANCE HE GET.
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HAVE THAT AK RIGHT HERE
BY HIS HEAD.
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( speaking
mock Arabic )
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BOOM, BOOM, BOOM,
BOOM, BOOM!
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( speaking
mock Arabic )
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THAT'S FUCKED UP, MAN.
THEM MOTHERFUCKING HOSTAGES OVER THERE,
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THEY DON'T SAY SHIT
ON THERE.
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THEM WHITE HOSTAGES
JUST BE SITTING THERE, LOOKING.
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THEM MOTHERFUCKERS
JUST...
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IF I WAS ON THERE,
I'D BE LIKE, "OKAY, TAPE PLAYING?
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Y'ALL BETTER FUCKING COME
AND GET ME, BITCHES!
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THESE NIGGAS ABOUT
TO CUT MY HEAD OFF!
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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S COOL.
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FUCK AROUND, FIND SOME WEED
IN MY SHOE AND SHARE IT WITH 'EM.
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SEND ANOTHER TAPE.
I'M SITTING LAYING BACK WITH 'EM NOW."
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( inhales )
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JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW
I'M WITH THEM NOW, BUSH.
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AND 9-11 WAS
A BAD DOPE DEAL.
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DON'T NOBODY KNOW IT,
BUT REAL NIGGAS IN THE STREETS.
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THAT WAS
A BAD DOPE DEAL.
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BUSH AND THEM SOLD
BIN LADEN A HUNDRED OF THEM THINGS,
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AND IT WAS BULLSHIT.
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BIN LADEN WAS LOOKING
FOR HIM,
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RIDING PAST
HIS MAMA'S HOUSE.
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BUSH DUCKING AND DODGING.
DON'T KNOW WHERE HE AT.
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I'M TELLING YOU HE
GONNA GET BUSH DOWN THERE
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IN FLORIDA
SNORTING COKE.
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YEAH, THE 101. DOWN
THERE HITTING THE POWDER ON THE BEACH.
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AND THEY CAME
DOWN THERE AND SAID, "BUSH, THE PENTAGON GOT HIT."
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"WHAT HAPPENED?
GOD DAMN IT, WHAT?"
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CONDOLEEZZA RICE NAKED,
DANCING IN FRONT...
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"BITCH, MOVE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
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GO GET THE CAR, BOBBY BROWN.
WHAT TIME WAS IT WHEN IT HAPPENED?"
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NIGGA, BOBBY BROWN WENT
AND SHUT THE DOOR.
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Y'ALL READY
FOR THE FIRST COMIC? COME ON, LET'S GO.
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LET'S GO!
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COMING TO THE STAGE,
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STRAIGHT UP OUT
OF KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI,
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GIVE IT UP
FOR ESAU MCGRAW, Y'ALL. COME ON NOW.
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YOU EVER SEE A NIGGA
AT THE PARTY WITH THEM NICE CLOTHES ON,
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BUT HE WEAR 'EM
ALL WRONG?
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NIGGA THINK
HE THE GODDAMN BOMB, GOD DAMN IT.
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HE DON'T GIVE
A FUCK, DO HE?
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DON'T BUST HIS BUBBLE,
GOD DAMN IT.
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DON'T JUDGE
THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
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DON'T JUDGE
NO-GODDAMN-BODY.
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YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE FUCK IT TAKE TO BE ANYBODY ELSE.
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DON'T JUDGE NOBODY.
GET A GANDER AT A MOTHERFUCKER.
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LOOK AT HIM A GIT,
AND GIGGLE A TOUCH.
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YOU KNOW?
SHIT.
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MY PROBLEM IS MY
FUCKING REACTION TO SHIT
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FUCK WITH MY GODDAMN MIND,
GET ME IN TROUBLE.
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YOU EVER MEET THAT NIGGA
WITH THAT EXTRA FINGER RIGHT THERE?
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SHAKE HIS HAND.
"HEY, HOW YOU DOING? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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GOD DAMN IT, SHIT.
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THAT SHIT WAS WIGGLING.
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FUCK WAS WRONG
WITH YOUR HAND, NIGGA?"
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EVERYBODY GOT
GODDAMN PROBLEMS.
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SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS
GOT ISSUES. MOTHERFUCKER, TELL SOMEBODY.
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DON'T SPRING THAT SHIT
ON PEOPLE.
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PEOPLE GOT
FUCKING PROBLEMS, NIGGA.
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MY COUSIN GOT
GOLD TEETH AND BLACK GUMS.
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SMILE LOOK LIKE
A BEDROOM SET.
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FUCK IS WRONG
WITH YOUR GODDAMN FACE?
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YOU EVER TALK
TO A NIGGA BREATH HEAVY,
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SHIT STRONG ENOUGH
TO MAKE YOU CUSS?
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"HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
HELLO... SHIT!
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GOD DAMN IT!
THE FUCK DID YOU EAT, A DIAPER, NIGGA?
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YOU GOT AN ASSHOLE
IN THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH?
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WHAT T FUCK
YOU BEEN DRINKING, TRASH TRUCK JUICE?
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GOD DAMN IT!"
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THIS NIGGA'S SNEEZE SMELL
LIKE TWO SKUNKS FUCKING.
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GOD DAMN!
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"YOU BEEN EATING
ZOO DIRT, NIGGA?
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FUCKING WRONG
WITH YOUR THROAT?
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GOD DAMN, YOU NEED
A PAP SMEAR IN YOUR MOUTH.
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THE FUCK IS WRONG
WITH YOU?"
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EVERYBODY GOT
GODDAMN PROBLEMS.
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GOD DAMN IT,
MY BROTHER'S DARK-SKINNED.
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THIS NIGGA GET TATTOOS
AND LOSE THEM.
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"WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO
WITH MY MAMA?"
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OH, MY LIFE
IS FUCKED UP.
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YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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I GOT PROBLEMS
IN MY SITUATION.
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I JUST FUCKING FOUND OUT
MY CAR DON'T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE FUCK WRONG WITH IT.
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I GOT IN THAT BITCH
TO TRY TO START THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
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ALL I HEARD WAS,
"NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA.
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NI-NI-NIGGA, NIGGA,
NIGGA."
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FUCK THIS, I WILL WALK.
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RI-FUCKING-DICULOUS.
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MY LIFE IS FULL
OF THE BULLSHIT. UNDERSTAND ME?
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I HAD TO LET THIS HEIFER
THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE
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'CAUSE HER ISSUES WERE
WAY TOO FUCKING FAR OUT OF BOUNDS FOR ME.
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HER FUCKING--
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NIGGA, SHE STARTED TALKING
IN HER SLEEP,
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AND IT WASN'T EVEN
THE FACT THAT SHE'D TALK IN HER SLEEP,
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IT WAS THE SHIT
SHE WAS SAYING.
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SHE'D BE KNOCKED OUT
AT 4:00, 5:00 IN THE MORNING.
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( snoring )
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"FUCK YOU, ESAU,
BLEED, BITCH, DIE,
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SUFFOCATE, CHOKE.
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I HATE YOU, FUCKFACE.
EAT YOUR SCALP,
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CUT YOUR LIPS.
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I HATE YOUR EYE WHITES.
I HATE YOUR FINGERTIPS.
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FUCK YOUR NOSTRILS,
BITCH.
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TUPAC AIN'T DEAD.
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( snores )
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BLEED, BITCH,
SUFFOCATE, CHOKE.
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I'M A BOY.
( laughing )
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HUH? HUH?
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HUH?"
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SHIT.
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THAT AIN'T EVEN
THE CAPPER, GOD DAMN IT.
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MAN, WHAT MADE ME
PACK HER BAGS
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AND SET THEM SHITS
IN THE STREET--
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ONE NIGHT SHE NODDED OFF
WITH HER EYES OPEN.
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I'M SITTING THERE
WATCHING BLADE, GOD DAMN IT,
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ENJOYING SOME
WESLEY SNIPES.
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SHE FALL ASLEEP
LOOKING RIGHT AT ME.
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SCARED THE SHIT
OUT OF ME.
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I'M SITTING THERE
WATCHING--
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( snoring )
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"FUCK YOU, ESAU.
BLEED, NIGGA, DIE, DEATH!
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I HATE YOUR EYE WHITES,
BITCH. FUCK YOUR NOSTRILS.
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TUPAC AIN'T DEAD.
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DOMINO."
( laughing )
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OH, FUCKING I LOVE IT,
MOTHERFUCKER, GOD DAMN IT.
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THIS AIN'T REGULAR TV.
IT'S HBO, BITCH.
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Y'ALL THOUGHT I GAVE A FUCK,
YOU MADE A MISTAKE.
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I'M THE TYPE OF NIGGA
THAT COME TO THE THIS MOTHERFUCKER
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TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
AND LEAVE JUST LIKE I CAME.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT. Y'ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME?
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- ( crowd cheers )
- ALL RIGHT.
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COMING TO THE STAGE,
SHE GOT HER OWN STYLE.
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SHE'S STRAIGHT OUT
OF NEW YORK, AND SHE DON'T TAKE NO SHIT.
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PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR LESLIE!
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WHAT'S UP?
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HOW YOU ALL DOING?
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SHIT!
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ALL THE HOMEGIRLS HERE
WITH THEY HOMEGIRLS, GIVE IT UP FOR YOURSELF.
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WHOO-WHOO!
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YEAH!
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LADIES, WE HANG OUT
LIKE A FUCKING TEAM, DON'T WE, LADIES?
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WE HANG OUT LIKE
WE A TIGHT-ASS POSSE.
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BUT WE ALL GOT OUR JOB
ON THE TEAM.
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AM I CORRECT, LADIES?
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WE ALL GOT OUR POSITION
IN THE POSSE.
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LIKE, THERE'S THE HO.
YOU KNOW SHE A HO.
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SHE TELL YOU SHE A HO.
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YEAH, I FUCKED HIM.
YEAH, I FUCKED HIM, YEAH.
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YOU MIGHT NOT WANT
TO GO OUT WITH HIM. I FUCKED...
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YOU'RE LIKE,
"DAMN, BITCH, YOU IS A HO."
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BUT YOU LOVE HER.
THAT'S YOUR HOMEGIRL.
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SHE CAN'T DRINK OUT
OF NONE OF THE GLASSES AT YOUR HOUSE.
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YOU GOT A PLASTIC CUP
FOR THIS BITCH. I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU BEEN, BITCH.
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STOP PLAYING. STOP PLAYING,
BITCH. MY KID DRINK OUT THAT GLASS, STOP PLAYING!
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Y'ALL KNOW
WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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THE BITCH THAT YOU DON'T LEAVE
IN THE ROOM WITH YOUR MAN BY THEMSELVES.
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I'LL BE DAMNED IF YOU FUCK
CHARLES WHILE I'M MAKING BEEF STEW, BITCH.
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COME HERE, CHARLES.
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I NEED SOME CARROTS, NIGGA.
FUCK THAT.
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I TOLD YOU
SHE WAS A HO.
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THEN WE GOT THE DRUNK.
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CAN'T TAKE
THIS BITCH NOWHERE!
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YOU GIVE THIS BITCH
SOME ALCOHOL,
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SHE FUCKING THE WHOLE
PARTY UP.
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THIS BITCH BE
ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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NO MUSIC PLAYING.
THIS BITCH...
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AND THESE BITCHES
NEVER REMEMBER SHIT THE NEXT DAY.
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00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:02,603
THEY NEVER REMEMBER SHIT
THE NEXT DAY.
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00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,270
YOU BE LIKE, "YOU DON'T
REMEMBER PISSING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DANCE FLOOR?
216
00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:06,966
YOU DON'T DOING REMEMBER
THAT SHIT?
217
00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:09,167
YOU DON'T REMEMBER
SECURITY DRAGGING YOU OFF BY ONE LEG?
218
00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:10,966
YOU DON'T REMEMBER
NONE OF THAT SHIT?
219
00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:13,527
YOU DON'T REMEMBER THEM
TAKING PICTURES OF US 'CAUSE WE CAN'T GO BACK
220
00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:15,473
TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER
'CAUSE OF YOU, BITCH?
221
00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:17,497
YOU DON'T REMEMBER
THAT SHIT?
222
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,770
YOU NEED HELP, BITCH.
YOU NEED HELP."
223
00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:22,997
THEN WE GOT THE DRIVER.
224
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,570
THIS BITCH DRIVE
EVERY OCCASION.
225
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:29,797
IT DON'T EVEN
HAVE TO BE HER FUCKING CAR.
226
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,200
SHE COULD BE HIGH.
SHE COULD BE DRUNK.
227
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,400
SHE COULD BE TORE UP.
228
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,930
THAT BITCH'S LINE IS,
"OH, WE GONNA MAKE IT TO THE HOUSE.
229
00:14:40,266 --> 00:14:43,496
WE GONNA MAKE IT HOME.
FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
230
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,900
I GOTTA GO TO WORK
IN THE MORNING, BITCHES. COME ON, BITCHES."
231
00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:53,303
THEN WE GOT THE BITCH
THAT DON'T LIKE SHIT.
232
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,400
"WHY WE COME
TO THIS CLUB?
233
00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:05,833
WHY THESE BITCHES
KEEP LOOKING AT ME, WHAT?"
234
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,170
YOU BE IN THE BATHROOM
WITH THE OTHER BITCHES, LIKE, "WHY WE KEEP FUCKING
235
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:17,826
WITH THIS BITCH, WHY?
WHY WE KEEP GOING OUT WITH THIS BITCH?"
236
00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:22,027
AND THE DRUNK BE LIKE,
"'CAUSE SHE IS DRIVING."
237
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,867
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.
238
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,670
YEAH, I KNOW YOU ALL NOTICE
I'M A TALL MOTHERFUCKER.
239
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:44,327
THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M A TALL MOTHERFUCKER WITH BIG FEET, BITCHES.
240
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,070
THAT'S RIGHT.
I GOT SOME BIG-ASS FEET.
241
00:15:49,066 --> 00:15:51,796
I WEAR A SIZE 12,
NIGGA...
242
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,670
IN MEN'S.
243
00:15:57,867 --> 00:16:01,627
I WALK INTO PAYLESS,
THEY GET QUIET THAN A MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT?
244
00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:05,203
SALESPEOPLE BE DUCKING
LIKE, "WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS BIG BITCH COME FROM?
245
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,770
YOU DON'T BELONG
HERE, BITCH. YOU DON'T BELONG HERE, BITCH."
246
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:10,797
BUT IF Y'ALL CAN GET PAST
THEM BIG FEET
247
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,770
AND HOW TALL I AM,
248
00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:14,897
I'M A GREAT
FUCKING CATCH.
249
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,930
I AM. I'M A GREAT
FUCKING CATCH, YO!
250
00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:22,434
YOU GOTTA USE THIS
TO YOUR ADVANTAGE, NIGGA.
251
00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:24,603
I'M A GREAT CATCH.
252
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,830
I'M FINE.
253
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,500
I CAN FUCK.
254
00:16:35,233 --> 00:16:38,503
AND I CAN FIGHT.
NIGGA, WHAT?
255
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:45,934
I AIN'T NO DAMSEL
IN DISTRESS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
256
00:16:45,934 --> 00:16:47,904
I AIN'T NO DAMSEL,
YOU KNOW?
257
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:51,670
NIGGA, YOU CAN GO GET
THE CAR WHILE I TAKE CARE OF THESE THREE THUGS.
258
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:03,433
I'M A TOP-SHELF BITCH,
NIGGA.
259
00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:18,266
AND YOU KNOW AS TALL
AS I AM,
260
00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:19,766
I CAN BALL
LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.
261
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:22,967
I BEEN BALLING SINCE
THE SIXTH GRADE, NIGGA. I CAN BALL.
262
00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:24,427
WHOO! THAT'S RIGHT.
263
00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:27,233
I WASN'T NO CUTE
LITTLE DAINTY-ASS LITTLE GIRL.
264
00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:29,873
I NEVER WORE DRESSES,
NIGGA. YOU COULD SEE MY KNEEPADS AND HIGH-TOPS.
265
00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:31,767
FUCK THAT.
266
00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:35,427
AT THE PROM, NIGGA,
I TOOK MY PICTURE IN THE DEFENSIVE STANCE, NIGGA.
267
00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:44,933
I'LL POST THIS
NIGGA UP. I WAS LIKE, "GET THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE.
268
00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:47,704
GET THIS.
POSTING THIS NIGGA UP!"
269
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,967
THAT'S RIGHT, NIGGAS.
Y'ALL AIN'T GOTTA SPEND NO MONEY ON ME,
270
00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,527
DINNER AND DRINKS,
NIGGA.
271
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:56,103
YOU CAN PLAY ME
FOR THIS PUSSY, NIGGA. WHAT'S UP?
272
00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:01,273
CAN YOU GET THROUGH
THE DEFENSE, NIGGA?
273
00:18:01,266 --> 00:18:04,796
CAN YOU GET THROUGH
THE DEFENSE, NIGGA?
274
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,000
AND BE CAREFUL,
'CAUSE I WILL DUNK
275
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,670
ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS.
276
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:11,727
BITCH...
WHOO, WHOO, BLAM!
277
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,696
BE HANGING ON THE RIM
WITH MY PUSSY ALL IN YOUR FACE AND SHIT.
278
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:18,830
AAGGHHH!
279
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:22,304
SO GIVE A BIG BITCH
SOME LOVE!
280
00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:29,096
YO, MY NAME IS LESLIE.
PEACE!
281
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,000
ONE MORE TIME.
HA HA HA HA!
282
00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:48,903
ONE MORE TIME
FOR LESLIE, Y'ALL.
283
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:58,297
THAT BIG BITCH
RIGHT THERE
284
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:02,270
CAN GO ON A ROBBERY
WITH ME ANY DAY.
285
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,366
I'M WAITING IN THE CAR.
286
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,200
LET'S KEEP THIS SHIT
ROLLING, MAN.
287
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,300
COMING TO THE STAGE,
MAN,
288
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:13,130
YOU KNOW HIM AS THE ORIGINAL
"BOOTY CALL" MAN,
289
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:16,173
STRAIGHT OUT OF NEWARK,
THE BRICKS, NEW JERSEY,
290
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:19,866
HE IS AN ALUMNI HERE,
LEGEND.
291
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,997
Y'ALL KNOW WHO HE IS
WHEN YOU SEE HIM.
292
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,870
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR BILL BELLAMY!
293
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,500
WHOA!
294
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,600
OH, SHIT!
295
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,730
L.A., MAKE SOME NOISE.
296
00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:43,404
YEAH, YEAH!
297
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:47,170
WHERE ARE THE SINGLE PEOPLE
IN THE HOUSE? MAKE SOME NOISE, SINGLE PEOPLE.
298
00:19:49,066 --> 00:19:50,896
AH, SINGLE.
299
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:54,830
Y'ALL CLAPPING
LIKE THAT SHIT FUN.
300
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:56,834
THIS HOW YOU KNOW
IT'S FUCKED UP
301
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,904
AND YOU SINGLE
IN 2006--
302
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,500
WHEN YOU ON THE INTERNET
LIKE THIS,
303
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,870
"PLEASE BE WHO
YOU SAY YOU ARE."
304
00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:11,673
LADIES, IF YOU GOT
A GOOD MAN, CLAP YOUR HANDS. WHERE YOU AT?
305
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,730
LOT OF YOU ALL
AIN'T CLAPPING.
306
00:20:19,734 --> 00:20:23,274
( imitates female voice)
"I WISH I WOULD CLAP FOR YOUR BROKE ASS."
307
00:20:24,867 --> 00:20:27,197
SEE, I THINK A LOT
OF WOMEN AIN'T CLAPPING 'CAUSE A LOT OF YOU ALL
308
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,830
ARE CONFUSED WHAT IT IS
TO BE A GOOD MAN.
309
00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:32,334
SEE, IT'S 2006,
AND A LOT OF WOMEN DON'T UNDERSTAND.
310
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,873
IT'S VERY, VERY HARD
TO BE A GOOD-ASS MAN.
311
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,927
'CAUSE YOU GOT
TO DO A LOT OF SHIT
312
00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:38,904
TO BE A GOOD MAN.
313
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,800
BUT, LADIES,
UNDERSTAND THE GAME. I BELIEVE THIS THEORY.
314
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,100
I BELIEVE THAT NO WOMAN
CAN TRULY LOVE A MAN
315
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,630
UNLESS SHE LOVE
HERSELF FIRST.
316
00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:47,503
SO BE IN LOVE WITH YOU.
317
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,900
STAY ON YOUR "A" GAME.
318
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,870
LADIES, DON'T GET A MAN
AND FALL OFF.
319
00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:57,167
STAY ON YOUR "A" GAME.
DON'T GET A MAN AND GAIN 900 POUNDS.
320
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,896
YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT
IN THE CLUB.
321
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:03,500
WHEN THE KRISPY KREME
LIGHT COME ON, IT AIN'T PAGING YOU.
322
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,334
( imitates female voice )
"IS THAT THE KRISPY KREME LIGHT?"
323
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,996
STAY ON YOUR "A" GAME,
LADIES. KEEP IT SEXY.
324
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,530
BRING THE HEAT
IN THE BEDROOM. DON'T GET YOUR MAN AND FALL OFF.
325
00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:19,533
UH-UH, STAY ON YOUR
MOTHERFUCKING "A" GAME.
326
00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:21,773
YOU GOTTA HAVE THE MENTALITY
OF A SINGLE CHICK.
327
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:23,797
SINGLE CHICKS HAVE
GREAT SEX. YOU KNOW WHY?
328
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,500
BECAUSE THEY NEVER KNOW
WHEN THEY'RE GONNA HAVE SEX AGAIN.
329
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,800
SO THEY GO ALL OUT.
330
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,100
SINGLE CHICKS LOOK
AT YOU WHEN THEY MAKE LOVE TO YOU.
331
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,500
YOU THOUGHT THIS
WAS GONNA BE SOME BULLSHIT, HUH?
332
00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:40,397
HAVE YOUR ASS SITTING
ON THE SIDE OF THE BED
333
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,730
LIKE YOU GOT ASTHMA.
334
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,870
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
335
00:21:49,467 --> 00:21:52,227
AND, LADIES, WHEN YOU KNOW
YOU TURNED YOUR MAN OUT,
336
00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:54,533
OWN THAT MOMENT. THAT'S
A VERY BEAUTIFUL MOMENT
337
00:21:54,533 --> 00:21:56,533
WHEN YOU KNOW YOU
TURNED YOUR MAN OUT.
338
00:21:56,533 --> 00:21:58,673
THAT'S
A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT.
339
00:21:59,867 --> 00:22:01,997
FELLAS, HAVE YOU
EVER SEEN A WOMAN
340
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
WHO KNOWS
SHE TURNED YOU OUT?
341
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,770
THEY ALMOST LAY IN THE BED
LIKE A DUDE.
342
00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:08,867
THEY BE LIKE...
343
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,600
( deep voice )
"YOU LIKE THIS, DON'T YOU?"
344
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,430
AND YOU WILL ANSWER HER,
"YES, I DO, YES."
345
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,130
I'M JUST SAYING.
346
00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:26,173
AND A LOT OF LADIES
ARE SPENDING MONEY ON LINGERIE.
347
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:28,026
I'M TRYING TO SAVE
Y'ALL SOME MONEY.
348
00:22:28,033 --> 00:22:29,973
ALL Y'ALL GOT TO WEAR
AROUND THE CRIB, LADIES--
349
00:22:29,967 --> 00:22:32,527
WE GONNA KEEP IT VERY, VERY,
VERY, VERY SIMPLE, OKAY?
350
00:22:32,533 --> 00:22:35,973
YOU GO TO WAL-MART.
YOU GET YOU SOME WHITE T'S, TIGHT WHITE T'S,
351
00:22:35,967 --> 00:22:38,027
EXTRA, EXTRA, EXTRA SMALL,
SO THE NIPPLES POP THROUGH
352
00:22:38,033 --> 00:22:40,103
A LITTLE BIT...
( vocal popping )
353
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:41,770
AND YOU WEAR A THONG.
354
00:22:41,767 --> 00:22:44,627
AND WHEN I'M WATCHING
THE MOTHERFUCKING GAME, FLOW THROUGH SOME TIME.
355
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,574
YOU BE SITTING THERE WATCHING
THE GAME,
356
00:22:50,567 --> 00:22:52,097
YOUR GIRL ROLL THROUGH
WITH THAT SHIT ON,
357
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:54,530
YOU BE LIKE,
"GIRL, YOU BETTER GO AHEAD WITH THAT BULLSHIT."
358
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,330
MAN, FUCK THIS GAME.
IT'S HALFTIME. HOLLER AT YOU, GIRL."
359
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,830
A LOT HAS BEEN
GOING ON, MAN.
360
00:23:03,834 --> 00:23:06,434
I'VE BEEN BLESSED
TO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE DAUGHTER, MAN.
361
00:23:06,433 --> 00:23:08,833
SHE'S TWO YEARS OLD.
362
00:23:09,834 --> 00:23:11,874
BEAUTIFUL, BOY.
363
00:23:11,867 --> 00:23:13,567
HAVING A KID
WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
364
00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,267
BOY, YOU START DOING SHIT
YOU WOULD NEVER DO.
365
00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:18,666
THE OTHER DAY I WAS WATCHING
"DORA THE EXPLORER."
366
00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,967
I WAS LIKE,
"THAT BITCH IS GANGSTER."
367
00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:26,527
I GOTTA TELL Y'ALL
THIS FUNNY STORY.
368
00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:29,473
THE OTHER DAY I REALIZED
THAT KIDS ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE ARE AT THE SAME TIME.
369
00:23:29,467 --> 00:23:31,727
MY LITTLE GIRL,
TWO YEARS OLD, OKAY?
370
00:23:31,734 --> 00:23:33,904
SHE KNOW
SO MUCH SHIT.
371
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:37,100
THE OTHER DAY, SHE SAID
TO ME, "DADDY, I AM VERY, VERY HUNGRY."
372
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:39,570
I'M LIKE, "HOW THE FUCK
YOU KNOW YOU'RE HUNGRY?"
373
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:43,030
SMART.
374
00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:47,073
I TOOK MY DAUGHTER
TO THE ZOO. SOMETHING I WOULD NEVER FUCKING DO.
375
00:23:47,066 --> 00:23:49,496
ME AT THE ZOO?
I TOOK MY DAUGHTER TO THE ZOO.
376
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,800
YOU HAVE A LITTLE KID.
YOU GOING TO THE GODDAMN ZOO.
377
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,030
I GET TO THE ZOO,
I DON'T REALIZE MY DAUGHTER KNOWS SO MANY ANIMALS.
378
00:23:56,033 --> 00:23:58,073
I MEAN, THIS GIRL--
SOON AS TWO MINUTES,
379
00:23:58,066 --> 00:24:00,096
SHE'S LIKE, "DADDY,
THAT'S A HIPPOPOTAMUS."
380
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:03,330
LIKE, "HOW THE FUCK
YOU KNOW THAT'S A HIPPO?"
381
00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:05,573
TWO MINUTES LATER,
"DADDY, THAT'S A PARROT."
382
00:24:05,567 --> 00:24:07,997
I'M LIKE, "HOW THE FUCK
YOU KNOW THAT'S A PARROT?"
383
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,870
SO I'M STARTING
TO GET EXCITED.
384
00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:12,197
I'M POINTING THIS WAY,
"WHAT'S THAT?"
385
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:15,626
NOW I THOUGHT I
WAS HAVING FUN.
386
00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:18,133
LET ME TELL YOU,
YOU KNOW WHO HAD THE MOST FUN AT THE ZOO?
387
00:24:18,133 --> 00:24:19,703
WHITE PEOPLE.
388
00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,770
WHITE PEOPLE KNOW HOW
TO TAKE GOING TO THE ZOO
389
00:24:21,767 --> 00:24:24,027
TO THE NEXT
FUCKING LEVEL.
390
00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:28,773
WHITE PEOPLE ARE PREPARED
FOR THE ZOO.
391
00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:31,997
WHITE PEOPLE, YOU EVER NOTICE,
THEY THINK THEY GOING TO AFRICA.
392
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:36,000
WHITE PEOPLE BRING A LOT
OF SHIT TO THE ZOO.
393
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,600
YOU EVER NOTICE WHEN
THEY GET OUT THEIR CAR, THEY GOT SUNBLOCK,
394
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,270
FUCKING HATS.
395
00:24:41,266 --> 00:24:44,666
YOU KNOW, THEY GOT
EXTRA WATER, MAPS AND SHIT.
396
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,070
THEY THINK THEY
GOING ON A SAFARI.
397
00:24:49,066 --> 00:24:51,126
AND WHITE PEOPLE DON'T JUST
GET OUT THEIR CAR
398
00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:53,203
AND WALK IN THE ZOO.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
399
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,070
THEY HAVE A LITTLE MEETING
OUTSIDE THE CAR.
400
00:24:55,066 --> 00:24:57,196
THE MOTHER GETS OUT.
"COME ON, GUYS.
401
00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:05,103
"OKAY, I GOT
THE MAP ONLINE.
402
00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:07,830
UH...
403
00:25:07,834 --> 00:25:10,304
OKAY, THIS IS WHAT
WE'RE GONNA DO.
404
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:13,230
WE'RE GONNA ENTER
THE ZOO HERE.
405
00:25:13,233 --> 00:25:15,773
OKAY, OKAY.
406
00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:18,897
WE'RE GONNA WORK OUR WAY
AROUND BY THE POLAR BEARS.
407
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:21,270
AND THE KIDS,
THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO BREAK THERE.
408
00:25:21,266 --> 00:25:23,266
NO, NO, BECAUSE THERE'S
NO RESTROOMS THERE.
409
00:25:23,266 --> 00:25:26,466
WE'RE GONNA WORK
ALL THE WAY OVER HERE TILL WE GET TO THE PELICANS.
410
00:25:27,967 --> 00:25:29,727
THAT'S WHERE THE KIDS
CAN HAVE A SNACK,
411
00:25:29,734 --> 00:25:31,204
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A GOOD TIME.
412
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:35,030
WE'LL BE FINISHED
IN THE PARK ABOUT 4:50.
413
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:38,103
LET'S GO ENJOY THE PARK."
414
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:40,700
EVERYBODY IN THE WHITE
FAMILY GOT A CAMERA.
415
00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:42,730
THE DADDY GOT A CAMERA,
LITTLE MINOLTA...
416
00:25:42,734 --> 00:25:44,434
( imitates
shutter clicking )
417
00:25:44,433 --> 00:25:46,833
MAMA GOT A CAMERA, CANON...
( clicking )
418
00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:48,874
LITTLE KIDS...
( clicking )
419
00:25:48,867 --> 00:25:51,827
THEY ARE FUCKING READY
FOR THE ZOO.
420
00:25:51,834 --> 00:25:54,304
YOU EVER SEE
A BLACK FAMILY WHEN THEY GET OUT OF THE CAR?
421
00:25:56,367 --> 00:25:59,127
BLACK PEOPLE AIN'T NEVER
PREPARED FOR SHIT.
422
00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:02,727
YOU EVER SEE
A BLACK MAMA WHEN SHE GET OUT THE CAR?
423
00:26:02,734 --> 00:26:06,074
FIRST THING SHE DO,
SHE CLOSE THE DOOR. "WHERE'S THE CAMERA?
424
00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:10,834
"DIDN'T I SAY PUT THE CAMERA
IN THE CAR LAST NIGHT?
425
00:26:10,834 --> 00:26:14,634
I TOLD YOU TO PUT
THE GODDAMN CAMERA IN THE CAR.
426
00:26:14,633 --> 00:26:16,203
WELL, GUESS WHAT?
427
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,430
YOU GONNA HAVE TO REMEMBER
WHAT YOU SEE.
428
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:24,627
I WISH I WOULD
GO IN THIS GODDAMN ZOO
429
00:26:24,633 --> 00:26:28,273
AND BUY A CAMERA
FOR $92.
430
00:26:28,266 --> 00:26:30,366
YOU CRAZY AS HELL.
431
00:26:30,367 --> 00:26:32,697
I TELL YOU WHAT.
I TELL YOU WHAT.
432
00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:35,130
WHEN Y'ALL SEE SOMETHING
YOU LIKE, DO LIKE THAT."
433
00:26:35,133 --> 00:26:37,233
YO, I'M OUT, PEACE.
434
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,400
THANK YOU.
435
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,570
I LOVE Y'ALL, BABY.
436
00:26:51,033 --> 00:26:53,233
BILL BELLAMY, Y'ALL,
BILL BELLAMY!
437
00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:58,327
RUSSELL SIMMONS,
RUSSELL SIMMONS!
438
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,600
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT.
GOD BLESS YOU, GOOD NIGHT.
439
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,270
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00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:13,870
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