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Baxter and Chelsea:
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? This tangerine is rottin' ?
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? In the barn ?
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? The hay made it go bad ?
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? And the horses didn't help ?
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Andrew: Baxter and Chelsea
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started a band?
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Chelsea: ? Yeah ?
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Baxter: ? Sick horse ?
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Chelsea: ? Yeah ?
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Baxter: ? Sick horse ?
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? The horse is going to
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stay home from school today ?
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Chelsea: ? Sick pet horse ?
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Victoria:
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Apparently, they colisted
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a property in Laurel Canyon,
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and it transformed them.
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Andrew: When did you guys
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start doing this?
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Baxter:
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We were just both harmonizing.
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We turned.
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Chelsea: It was like ? Ehh ?
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Baxter:
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Her hair was blowing.
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Both: ? Ehh ?
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Chelsea:
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And we're like, "Holy shit.
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How did you know that I was
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doing an augmented fifth?"
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Baxter: And I was like,
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"How did you know
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that I was singing
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"Ignition (Remix)"?
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Chelsea: Mm-hmm. And then
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we were like, "We need a name."
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So, the house across the street
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from our colisting
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is under construction,
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and we saw a wheelbarrow.
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Both:
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We're The Wheelbarrows!
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Victoria:
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Why did you start doing this?
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Baxter: You guys have something
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in your life that you were,
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like, you wanted to do,
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but you did real estate instead?
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Chelsea: Yeah.
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Andrew: I wanted
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to manage a, uh, Panera.
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Baxter: We're talking
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about, like, an artsy thing.
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So you just got a passion.
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Andrew: Yeah. Me too.
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Baxter: Um, this is our version
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of managing a Panera.
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Andrew: I'm onboard.
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Chelsea:
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We're like You Pick Two.
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Andrew: There are infinite
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Panera You Pick Two combos --
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baked-potato soup and
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bacon-turkey bravo sandwich,
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baked-potato soup and
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steak-and-white-cheddar panini,
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baked-potato soup
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and just a baked potato.
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Chelsea: I looked down at
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this poor, miserable creature,
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and I said, "Hey, son,
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you look like
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you got a song in you."
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Baxter: And I said...
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Both: ? Hey ?
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Andrew: Don't leave.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Don't leave.
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Chelsea:
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? I fell on the trail ?
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Baxter:
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? I fell down on the trail ?
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Andrew: Hey. Look.
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Both:
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? And then I said hey ?
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Andrew: Okay.
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I might hate their music
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more than I love Baxter.
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Yes. I do!
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Chelsea: ? Gina, Gina ?
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Baxter: ? Gina, Gina, Gina ?
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Chelsea: ? Gina, Gina ?
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Amir: I just wanted
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some paperclips.
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Victoria: I'm off to my listing
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at Sunset Plaza.
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Now, the food
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you serve at an open house
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can make or break a showing.
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I got catering from
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the hottest place in town.
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Well, hello! Welcome.
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Victoria King. Pleasure.
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Gerald: Ger-- Gerald. Hi.
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Victoria: Gerald,
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so nice to meet you, Gerald.
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Welcome! I hope you, uh...
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Gerald: Thank you so much.
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Victoria: ...you were
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able to see the house.
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What did you think?
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Gerald: Fantastic.
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I love the layout.
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Victoria: Oh. Me too.
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Gerald: I love the --
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the feng shui of it all.
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Victoria:
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Yeah. Real open floor plan.
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I really, really dig it.
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Gerald: What's going on
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with that moulding up there?
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What -- What type is that?
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Victoria: Oh, you know what?
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Good eye.
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I'm glad you noticed.
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It's French moulding,
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and I just think
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the architect
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did a really great job with this
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because you don't expect it
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in the kitchen.
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But when you see it,
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you love it.
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Gerald: Mm-hmm.
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Victoria: You know?
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I know a buyer when I see one,
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and Gerald is a buyer.
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And if you saw over here,
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we've got two ovens,
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which I think is a must
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in a kitchen.
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Gerald: Right.
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Victoria: I mean,
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you can't have a party.
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You can't have Thanksgiving
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dinner without two ovens.
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Gerald: Oh, of course.
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And, uh, is there a cat?
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Victoria: A cat?!
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There better not be!
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Did you see some kind of cat?
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Gerald: I, uh -- You know,
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I look for cats
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at these properties
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just because, uh,
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they can also, uh, be indicative
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of, uh, urine damage, um...
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Victoria: I mean, I can assure
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you there's no damage here.
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And I-I-I mean, I promise.
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I don't know.
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I didn't see any kind of cat.
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But gosh.
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This guy knows his houses.
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I will tell you that.
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[ Chuckles ] He's legit.
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Gerald: Foot traffic.
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Uh, uh, how many paces is it,
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uh, to the front door?
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I'm -- I'm always
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curious about...
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Victoria: Oh, God.
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I don't even...
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I guess --
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Gerald: Could you...
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If you haven't counted out,
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I mean, I-I could, uh,
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could probably get another agent
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to count it out.
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Victoria: Yeah, right!
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You don't invite a second wolf
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into the hen house.
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[ Growls ]
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???
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Dean: I shall begin
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the publicity blitz for my book
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by appearing on
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"The Real Estate Show,"
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hosted by Leatha Benet.
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It is the only daytime talk show
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about Southern California
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real estate that matters.
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???
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Leatha: Potted plants.
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How to improve your curb appeal.
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We like to have fun!
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Oh, that's a good one.
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Dean: Oh, thank you.
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Leatha: Paula Deen
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was something special.
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And welcome to
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"The Real Estate Show."
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I'm Leatha Benet, and with us
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today is Dean Rosedragon,
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eccentric millionaire,
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founder of Platinum Realty.
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And he is here with a new book.
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Dean:
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"Sidewalks Made of People..."
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Leatha: Ooh.
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Dean: ..."The Legacy
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of Dean Rosedragon."
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Leatha: We couldn't get our
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hands on an advance copy.
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Dean: The book will be
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coming out very soon.
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Leatha:
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Has it been written yet?
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Dean: In a sense,
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this book was written
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before I was even born.
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Leatha: Wow. That's profound.
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Dean:
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It continues to be written
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and, I imagine, will be written
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long after
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I depart this plane.
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Leatha: Have you written it?
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Dean: Leatha, Leatha...
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Leatha:
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Have you put pen to paper?
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Dean: This is what you do.
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Leatha: No. I'm just asking!
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Dean:
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W-What am I, on trial here?
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You want to hear
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a specific story?
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Leatha: I would love to.
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Dean: You see, the thing is
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I don't want to give
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too much away because then
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people won't buy the book.
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Leatha:
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No, but a little taste.
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That's what you told me
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in the '80s
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when you got me hooked
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on cocaine.
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Dean:
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And it served you well.
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Leatha:
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Well, I don't have any cartilage
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between here and here.
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Dean: I can relate.
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I'm on my third nose.
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Leatha: People have said
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that the movie "Eyes Wide Shut"
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is based on your life.
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Is that true?
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Dean: [ Sighs ]
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Leatha: There are pictures that
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have surfaced on the Internet
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of you in a mask.
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Dean: How do you know it's me
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if I'm in a mask?
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Leatha: Well, we've had
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many pictures of your...penis
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that have circulated
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the Internet,
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so people have compared.
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Dean:
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But in most of those pictures,
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my penis is also wearing a mask.
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So how do you know it's me?
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Leatha:
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Fair point. Fair point.
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Dean:
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My penis has two modes --
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Bruce Wayne
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and, of course, the Batman.
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Leatha: You've made some claims
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that are outrageous --
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that this book will be bigger
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than the Bible...
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Dean: God willing.
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Leatha: ...better-written
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than "The Great Gatsby,"
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more poetic than Maya Angelou.
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Dean:
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Time for someone to take over.
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???
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Glenn: I'm Smarting
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over to Beverly Hills
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to show a house
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to my new client, Sabra.
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I really think she's
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going to love this property.
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???
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Now, in addition
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to the high ceilings,
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you'll notice that the architect
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also really likes combining
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eclectic tastes.
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There's wood. There's metal.
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There's marble.
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There's also the color beige.
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The tour is going pretty well,
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but I still wish
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I could get more specific
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feedback from Sabra.
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Sabra:
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If I'm gonna buy a house,
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I have to fall in love
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with it...
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Glenn: Uh, of course.
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Sabra: ...like, on a level
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that you may not
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really understand.
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Glenn:
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Oh, I understand perfectly.
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Actually,
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I don't think I understand.
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That's a beautiful table
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right here.
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Sabra:
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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This, um,
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this table is really...
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just saying something.
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Hi. Hi! [ Laughs ]
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Glenn: Hi.
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Sabra: Wasn't talking to you.
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Glenn: Oh, okay.
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Who is she talking to, then?
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I'm the only other person
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in this house.
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Glenn:
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Okay. That's the owner's.
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Sabra: [ Giggles ] I'm sorry.
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There's just something
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that is happening
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with me and this orchid.
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Glenn: Uh...
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Sabra: [ Giggles ] Thank you.
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No. It's a blowout.
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Glenn: Ohh!
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She talks to inanimate objects.
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What's that called --
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objectophilia?
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So you got the, uh, the railing.
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You see how ornate
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and detailed this is?
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Sabra: Whoa.
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Glenn: You know...
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Sabra: Whoa.
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Whoa.
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Look at you...
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you handsome little devil.
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Glenn: Yeah, touch it.
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Sabra: Oh, I will.
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Glenn: Yep, right here.
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"Objectophilia --
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someone who has sexual feelings
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for inanimate objects."
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Whoa!
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Sabra:
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Someone's been a bad boy...
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and got all dirty.
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Don't you wor-- Ooh!
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[ Sighs ] This feels good.
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Oh, yeah. Right there.
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Glenn: Just make the sale,
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Glenn. Make the sale.
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Sabra: Ohh...
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Glenn: Ohh...
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[ Both giggle ]
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Sabra: This is kinky.
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Glenn: Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, this is very kinky.
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Sabra: All three of us.
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Glenn: Wow.
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Sabra: That's how he likes it.
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Just really get in there.
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Glenn: It's filthy up there.
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Sabra: Yeah.
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Glenn: It's dirty.
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Sabra: Okay.
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Glenn: It's kind of nasty.
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Nasty little --
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Nasty little wall.
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Sabra: Yeah. I got it.
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Glenn: S-Sick and --
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Sabra:
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I got it. I got it.
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He'd like you to leave.
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Glenn: W-- I-I hit
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the same spot that you hit.
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Sabra: Yeah.
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Glenn: Okay.
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I didn't do anything wrong.
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Sabra: Yeah. You actually did.
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Glenn: Okay, but --
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Sabra: Fucking weirdo.
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Glenn: I'm the weirdo?
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If you want to
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continue the tour --
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Sabra: Yeah.
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Keep it in your pants
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and get the fuck out of here.
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Glenn: Never took my thing out.
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Okay?
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Sabra: Excuse me?
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Oh, my God! What are you doing?!
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Glenn: What?
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Sabra: What are you doing?!
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Glenn: What?
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I'm going up the stairs!
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Sabra: My God!
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Glenn: This is the very function
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of a staircase.
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Sabra made me take my shoes off.
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Sabra: You're just
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going to treat him like a --
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like a fucking object?
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Glenn: I'm going
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up and down on him. Okay?
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I'm going up and down on him,
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and I'm going
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to the second floor.
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And you can -- Whoa, whoa.
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Okay. All right.
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Sabra: So sorry, baby!
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I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
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???
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Chelsea: The Wheelbarrows
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are going to need help
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if we're going to go
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to the next level,
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so we got an appointment
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with Dean.
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Baxter:
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We told him that we had
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an exciting investment
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opportunity.
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Both: ? We were meant
451
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:29,083
to feed each other ?
452
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:33,208
? We were meant
453
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:33,208
to feed each other ?
454
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? We were meant
455
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to feed each other ?
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Chelsea: ? I'll warm my coffee
457
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under your loving gaze ?
458
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? Like a thousand suns ?
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Baxter:
460
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? I'll warm my oatmeal ?
461
00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:44,625
? On the leather
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00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:44,625
of my moccasins ?
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Dean: My assistant steps away
464
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for literally seconds,
465
00:10:47,708 --> 00:10:49,375
and this happens.
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Baxter: ? We'll eat each other's
467
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hearts and minds ?
468
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? and souls and auras, too ?
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Chelsea: ? I'll be
470
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your OpenTable, GrubHub ?
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? Yelp and Apron Blue ?
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Both ? Hey, hey, hey,
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hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ?
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00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:06,458
? Hey, hey, hey, hey,
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00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:06,458
hey, hey, hey, hey ?
476
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,875
Chelsea:
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00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,875
This is going really well.
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00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,292
Baxter:
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It's time to stick the landing.
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Baxter:
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? This is the earth speaking ?
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Chelsea: ? Ow, ow! ?
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Baxter: ? He's saying,
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00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:15,250
"Ouch, ouch, ouch" ?
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? You're hurting me ?
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? Get off me, humans ?
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? This is the earth,
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you're hurting me" ?
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Chelsea: Recycle.
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[ Bell rings ]
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What do you think?
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Dean: I love it!
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Chelsea: Ahh!
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Baxter: Really?
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Dean: It's wonderful.
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It captures so many
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of the things I love
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about folk music.
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If you wouldn't mind, could
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I make just a couple notes?
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Chelsea: Oh, my gosh. Please.
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Yes. Any suggestions you have.
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Dean: I have, uh, surprisingly,
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a bit of a musical background.
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Chelsea: Oh.
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Dean: I was the seventh Beatle
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very early on.
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Chelsea:
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Who were five and six?
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Dean:
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There were many Beatles
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before they pared it down
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to the four.
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Chelsea:
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Like Destiny's Child.
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Dean:
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Yes, much like Destiny's Child.
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Baxter: Who's the Beyonc�
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of the Beatles?
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Dean: Paul, of course.
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Chelsea: Wow!
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Dean is so connected.
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Baxter:
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Maybe he can get us booked
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on "The Real Estate Show."
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Dean: What I like
527
00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:12,958
is that really reedy folk voice
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that's very urgent,
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00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,625
something ? Uhhhh ?
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Baxter: Oh, yes, yeah.
531
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Dean: Something really meaty.
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Dean: Let's try it together
533
00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:20,042
so you can see
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what it would sound like
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with the blending
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of -- of what I'm talking about
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with what you're doing.
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00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,792
Baxter: Okay.
539
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,792
Chelsea: Yeah. Okay.
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00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:28,792
All: ? We were meant
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00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:28,792
to feed each other ?
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00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,458
Baxter: Nice.
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00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,542
All: ? We were meant
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to feed each other ?
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Dean:
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Uh, l-let's try it now
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where it's more
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00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:35,833
of what I'm doing,
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you know,
550
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and less of what you're doing.
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Chelsea: Baxter, maybe you could
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just focus on the guitar,
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and we'll just sing together.
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Dean: That's terrific.
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You focus on the guitar.
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And you focus on him playing.
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00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:45,625
Chelsea: Oh.
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00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:45,625
Do you not want me to sing?
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Dean: That's a great idea.
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Chelsea: Oh, I --
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Dean: Yes. So here we go.
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00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,208
Chelsea: Okay.
563
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,667
Dean: Three, four.
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00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:54,292
? We were meant
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00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:54,292
to feed each other ?
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00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:57,542
? We were meant
567
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:57,542
to feed each other ?
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That sounds terrific.
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I like that a lot.
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Baxter: I do like that.
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Chelsea: Yeah.
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00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:02,458
Dean: I think we've got it.
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Baxter: Um, cool. So you're in.
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Dean: I'm in.
575
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Baxter: Dean made us sign
576
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a 90-page management contract.
577
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I didn't really understand
578
00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:09,167
any of the clauses.
579
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:12,417
Chelsea: No, but who cares?
580
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:12,417
We got a $500 signing bonus.
581
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,750
???
582
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:20,042
Glenn:
583
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:20,042
When my client, Sabra,
584
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said she had to fall in love
585
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:21,708
with the house,
586
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,417
I didn't know
587
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,417
she meant it literally.
588
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,458
I've been hiding out upstairs,
589
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,458
but she's been yelling
590
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at the stairs
591
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,000
for the last 10 minutes,
592
00:13:27,042 --> 00:13:28,542
so I'm going to investigate.
593
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:29,792
Sabra: That's what happens,
594
00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,542
is you don't
595
00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,542
acknowledge my feelings!
596
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:34,417
You just try to parse language
597
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:34,417
up so that I get confused.
598
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:35,958
Glenn: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
599
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:35,958
Sabra: And then you --
600
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,833
Glenn: Whoa. What's going on?
601
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,833
What's going on?
602
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:40,333
Sabra: We're just...not
603
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:40,333
in a good place right now.
604
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,083
Glenn:
605
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,083
Okay. Well, I'm -- I'm sure,
606
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,375
you know, it can be mediated.
607
00:13:43,417 --> 00:13:45,042
Sabra:
608
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I don't know if it can.
609
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,708
Glenn: I've listened to
610
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,708
every episode of "Loveline."
611
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,708
I'm basically the Dr. Drew
612
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,708
of real estate.
613
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,750
I can save this sale.
614
00:13:50,792 --> 00:13:52,750
Okay. You said your piece.
615
00:13:50,792 --> 00:13:52,750
All right?
616
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:55,750
Now let's hear from the stairs.
617
00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:57,875
That's a good point.
618
00:13:57,917 --> 00:14:02,000
Wow. Okay. All right.
619
00:13:57,917 --> 00:14:02,000
All right. You're upset.
620
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,708
But you know what else is there?
621
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,708
There's passion.
622
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:07,500
And you still got it.
623
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:07,500
All right?
624
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,083
Sabra:
625
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,083
I want to make it work, too.
626
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,750
Glenn:
627
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,750
This is a speed bump.
628
00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:13,833
Yes!
629
00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:13,833
Call me the lighthouse keeper
630
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,792
because I am steering
631
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,792
this relation-ship
632
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,875
out of dangerous waters.
633
00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:21,250
Sabra: I know. I'm like, how
634
00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:21,250
could I ever be angry at you?
635
00:14:21,292 --> 00:14:23,792
Glenn: Exactly, you know?
636
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:28,042
I-I think I know where
637
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:28,042
this is heading, Sabra.
638
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:30,458
Do you, Sabra...
639
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,208
Sabra: Oh, my God.
640
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,208
This is happening right now.
641
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,625
Glenn: ...take this staircase,
642
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,625
this part of this home,
643
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:37,458
to be your lawfully
644
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:37,458
purchased house,
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00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,208
in good times and in bad,
646
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:43,042
through a 30-year
647
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:43,042
fixed-rate mortgage,
648
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:47,000
in sickness and in health,
649
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:47,000
as long as you both shall live?
650
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:50,750
Sabra: [ Clears throat ]
651
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:53,417
Today...
652
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,833
tomorrow...
653
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:59,917
and for the rest of my life,
654
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:59,917
I do.
655
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:01,750
Glenn:
656
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:01,750
My God. This is weird.
657
00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:06,417
By the power vested in me
658
00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:06,417
by, uh, real estate,
659
00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:10,375
I now pronounce you
660
00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:10,375
homeowner and staircase.
661
00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:12,042
Sabra: Oh, wow.
662
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:15,167
Glenn: So I'm going to go
663
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:15,167
get some paperwork, actually.
664
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:16,833
Sabra: Um, can you give us --
665
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:20,500
can you give us a couple minutes
666
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:20,500
or the rest of the day?
667
00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:22,042
Glenn:
668
00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:22,042
Uh, yeah, whatever you want.
669
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:25,917
Sabra: 'Cause it's --
670
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:25,917
it's our honeymoon.
671
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,875
Glenn: Yeah, cool.
672
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,875
Sabra: It's the honeymoon night.
673
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:29,333
Glenn: Yeah. Okay. I'll be
674
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:29,333
over there with paperwork.
675
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,833
Sabra:
676
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,833
So you know what that means.
677
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,208
Glenn: No. I don't really
678
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,208
want -- Don't explain it.
679
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:34,750
Sabra: It means we're going to
680
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:34,750
consummate our marriage...
681
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:36,333
Glenn: Okay.
682
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:36,333
Sabra: ...sexually.
683
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,833
Glenn: Okay. I don't want
684
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,833
to know what that entails.
685
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,917
Sabra: It's going to be intense
686
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,917
and probably a little painful
687
00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:43,500
for both of us, but...
688
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,417
Glenn: Jesus Christ. Okay.
689
00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:47,708
Sabra: Just might be...messy.
690
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,458
Glenn: What the...?
691
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:56,292
???
692
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:59,958
Victoria: My Sunset Plaza
693
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:59,958
open house is going very well,
694
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,292
although I seem to be
695
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,292
running low on snacks.
696
00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:06,042
Gerald: And then is there
697
00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:06,042
storage? Is, uh, th-- these --
698
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,708
Victoria:
699
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,708
Oh, well, as you can see,
700
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,292
I mean, there's so much
701
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,292
cabinetry, lots of storage here.
702
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,000
But you --
703
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,000
I bet you didn't even notice
704
00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:14,000
that this is actually
705
00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:14,000
the refrigerator, which --
706
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,750
Gerald:
707
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,750
I didn't catch that.
708
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,750
Victoria:
709
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,750
I just find that so clever
710
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,750
'cause you think
711
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,750
you're opening a cabinet,
712
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:21,917
but you're actually opening
713
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:21,917
a refrigerator.
714
00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:24,458
Gerald: Delicious.
715
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,792
Victoria: Okay.
716
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:30,333
Hold on.
717
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:30,333
I see what's happening here!
718
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:32,333
What did you think
719
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:32,333
of the living room?
720
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:35,958
Gerald: Great. I love
721
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:35,958
the couch, uh, couch area.
722
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,417
Victoria: Uh-huh.
723
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,417
Cut the shit. Okay?
724
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,167
I know why you're here.
725
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,167
Here for the free food, Ger?
726
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,917
Gerald:
727
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,917
Hey, the food's great, you know?
728
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,042
Victoria: Yeah. I know it's
729
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,042
great. I hired the caterer.
730
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:49,458
Are you even interested in this
731
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:49,458
house or even looking to buy?
732
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,042
Gerald: The house
733
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,042
is interesting to me.
734
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,875
Food is also interesting.
735
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,875
Victoria: Right.
736
00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:55,958
Gerald, you bastard!
737
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,458
Wait a minute.
738
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,458
I can weaponize him.
739
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,667
I'm not going to punish you
740
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,667
for breaking into my open house
741
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:04,750
if you do me a little favor.
742
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:07,167
Now, this nice broker, Amir,
743
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:09,917
is having an open house
744
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:09,917
around 3:00 p.m. today.
745
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:13,042
He serves brownies. Can you
746
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:13,042
believe it? Double fudge.
747
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,333
[ Chuckles] Is that something
748
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,333
you'd be interested in?
749
00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:17,083
Gerald:
750
00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:17,083
Would you be able to, uh,
751
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,292
call me an Uber to this --
752
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,292
to this location?
753
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,917
Victoria: Oh, sure, yeah.
754
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,917
I can call you an Uber.
755
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,583
He has
756
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,583
peanut-butter cookies, too.
757
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,792
In fact, I don't know
758
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,792
if you know Baxter and Andrew.
759
00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:29,750
They purposely have open houses
760
00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:29,750
just so people can eat there.
761
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:31,292
Gerald:
762
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:31,292
Who are these guys?
763
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,083
Victoria: I'll give you
764
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,083
all of their numbers,
765
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,750
but more importantly,
766
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,750
their addresses
767
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,042
'cause I do want you
768
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,042
to stop by those open houses.
769
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:39,583
???
770
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:55,917
Glenn: I'm waiting for Sabra to
771
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:55,917
call so I can finalize the sale.
772
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,292
And guess who shows up.
773
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,375
That piece of shit
774
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,375
Amir Yaghoob.
775
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:02,542
You set me up.
776
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:02,542
Amir: I did.
777
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,917
Glenn:
778
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,917
I'm still very mad at him.
779
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,958
Amir: What's up, man?
780
00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:19,292
I apologized over and over.
781
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:20,667
I even made a peace offering
782
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,542
when he was acting like
783
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,542
a sad teen.
784
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:28,750
Belgian treats.
785
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:28,750
Waffles, fries, mayo.
786
00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:30,417
Glenn:
787
00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:30,417
Sorry. I'm not hungry.
788
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:32,083
Amir:
789
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:32,083
But he could care less.
790
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:34,292
These awkward run-ins with him
791
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:34,292
are killing me.
792
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:40,792
What -- What are you writing?
793
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,375
Glenn: Work stuff.
794
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,375
Ever heard of it?
795
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:50,625
Amir: I don't think
796
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:50,625
my Bumble's working.
797
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,667
I can't message anyone.
798
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:56,500
[ Water bubbling ]
799
00:18:56,542 --> 00:19:00,708
No. No, no, no! Please!
800
00:18:56,542 --> 00:19:00,708
Help! Glenn!
801
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,625
Glenn: What's going on?
802
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,625
Amir: Look at this!
803
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,750
I don't know!
804
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,750
It's flowing from the sides!
805
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:08,000
It's getting on the table!
806
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:08,000
Jesus!
807
00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:09,583
Glenn: Okay. Don't do that.
808
00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:09,583
Don't do that.
809
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,208
Amir: I don't know what to do!
810
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,208
Glenn: What is it?
811
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,500
Amir: I don't know what to do!
812
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,500
Glenn: Is it coffee?
813
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,083
Amir: Yes, it's coffee!
814
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,708
Glenn: Damn it.
815
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,708
I'm allergic to coffee.
816
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,375
Amir: What do you mean,
817
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,375
you're allergic to coffee?
818
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,167
Glenn: It's terrible.
819
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,167
It wakes me up way too fast.
820
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:20,667
It increases my heart rate.
821
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:21,750
It, like, makes me,
822
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:21,750
like, really energetic.
823
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,417
Sometimes, it gives me anxiety.
824
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,500
Amir: Look! It's about to hit
825
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,500
the lip of the table!
826
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,208
I don't know what to do here!
827
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,208
Glenn: Get on your phone.
828
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,417
Get on your phone.
829
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,500
[ Cellphone rings ]
830
00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:32,167
Amir: Hey.
831
00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:32,167
Amir Yaghoob, Platinum Realty.
832
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:34,792
Glenn: It's Glenn, you idiot!
833
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:34,792
Amir: Glenn, help me!
834
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,417
Glenn: I need you to be
835
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,417
my eyes on this. Okay?
836
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:38,167
All right. Hey, do me a favor.
837
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:39,875
Amir: What?
838
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:39,875
Glenn: Shut up. Stay calm.
839
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,042
To the left of the coffee maker,
840
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,042
all right,
841
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,875
I want you to walk three steps.
842
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,667
One, two, three.
843
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,667
Okay. Wait. Take a step back.
844
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,458
One. Good. All right.
845
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,875
You're looking
846
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,875
at some paper towels.
847
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:51,375
I want you to grab
848
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:51,375
those paper towels.
849
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:53,208
Stop crying.
850
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:53,208
Grab the paper towel.
851
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,417
Amir: Okay.
852
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,417
Glenn: Not the whole thing!
853
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,667
Amir: I don't know
854
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,667
how to get it back in!
855
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:00,333
Glenn:
856
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:00,333
Okay! Fine! The whole thing!
857
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,125
I want you to take two steps
858
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,125
back to the right.
859
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,875
Yeah. All right. Now you're back
860
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,875
in front of the coffee maker.
861
00:20:03,917 --> 00:20:05,708
Amir: Yes. I am!
862
00:20:03,917 --> 00:20:05,708
Glenn: Okay.
863
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,583
I want you to take some of the
864
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,583
paper towels off of the roll.
865
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,208
Hurry! What's your problem?!
866
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,000
Amir: Because now it doesn't
867
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,000
have something to hold it up.
868
00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:16,750
Glenn: Oh, my God. You idiot.
869
00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:16,750
Don't worry. Stay calm. Shut up.
870
00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:18,375
Amir:
871
00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:18,375
It's about to get to the lip!
872
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,667
Glenn:
873
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,667
It can't get to the lip!
874
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:20,958
If it falls down, oh, my God,
875
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,125
it's going to be a mess
876
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,125
to mop up.
877
00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:24,792
Grab some paper towels.
878
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,875
Good. Put your foot on the roll.
879
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:28,583
Pull.
880
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,667
You only got two.
881
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,667
But start mopping it up.
882
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,542
All right. Look. It's not
883
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,542
enough. It's not enough.
884
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,167
I need you to go
885
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,167
to the red switch on the side
886
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,125
of the coffee maker --
887
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,125
the red switch.
888
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:38,542
Depress the switch.
889
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:40,500
Amir: This one?
890
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:40,500
Glenn: Yes. That one.
891
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,625
Amir: It's not working.
892
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,625
Glenn: Damn it!
893
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:44,958
Amir: Help, Glenn!
894
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,500
Glenn: Shut up!
895
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,500
Stop panicking.
896
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,208
Let me think. All right?
897
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,208
I need silence.
898
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,042
Amir: I think
899
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,042
we're all out of options.
900
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,667
Glenn: Settle down.
901
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,667
You're going to need
902
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:52,917
to manually override this, okay?
903
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:54,667
I need you to grab
904
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:54,667
the white plug
905
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:57,167
and pull it out of the wall.
906
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:57,167
Can you do that for me?
907
00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:59,208
Amir: Which white plug?
908
00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:59,208
Glenn: The white plug!
909
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,583
There's only one white
910
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,583
plug plugged into the
911
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,583
wall! Pull it out!
912
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:02,875
Amir:
913
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:02,875
I'm not a scientist, Glenn!
914
00:21:02,917 --> 00:21:04,875
Glenn: Pull the white cord.
915
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,208
Amir: It stopped!
916
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,208
Glenn: It stopped!
917
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,250
Amir:
918
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,250
It stopped! Oh, my God!
919
00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:13,083
Glenn: Oh, my God.
920
00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:13,083
Amir: Oh, my God!
921
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:14,958
Glenn, you did it.
922
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:14,958
Glenn: Oh, my god. You did it.
923
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,625
Amir: I couldn't
924
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,625
have done this without you.
925
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:17,917
Glenn: We got through it.
926
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:20,542
Amir:
927
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:20,542
Ah! The boys are back, baby!
928
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,208
Glenn: Yeah, baby!
929
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,208
Back and better than ever!
930
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,375
Amir: [ Laughs ]
931
00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:33,667
???
932
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:37,375
Baxter: Having Dean as our band
933
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:37,375
manager has already paid off.
934
00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:40,042
Chelsea: He got us a gig
935
00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:40,042
on "The Real Estate Show."
936
00:21:42,042 --> 00:21:44,167
???
937
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:46,458
Leatha:
938
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:46,458
We like to have fun!
939
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:50,833
My name is Leatha Benet, and
940
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:50,833
this is "The Real Estate Show."
941
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:53,250
Baxter: You guys ready?
942
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:53,250
Chelsea: So excited.
943
00:21:53,292 --> 00:21:54,958
Dean: Yeah.
944
00:21:53,292 --> 00:21:54,958
It's very exciting.
945
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,667
Chelsea: I got a different
946
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,667
harmonica this time.
947
00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:58,000
This one's in F sharp minor.
948
00:21:58,042 --> 00:21:59,417
Dean: Silence.
949
00:21:58,042 --> 00:21:59,417
Chelsea: But it --
950
00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:01,250
Dean: Uh, just so you know,
951
00:22:01,292 --> 00:22:04,792
uh, I'm very grateful, uh, for
952
00:22:01,292 --> 00:22:04,792
you getting us to this point.
953
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:08,792
And, um, we're going to go
954
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:08,792
in a different direction.
955
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,917
Chelsea: Oh. What?
956
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,917
Baxter: We? Who's we?
957
00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,875
Dean: I hope
958
00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,875
you enjoy the performance.
959
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,292
Chelsea: Um, well, oh.
960
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,292
Baxter: What?
961
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,625
Chelsea: Uh, uh...
962
00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:22,000
Leatha: Dean Rosedragon!
963
00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:24,333
[ Cheers and applause ]
964
00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:28,458
Dean:
965
00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:28,458
Got a fresh, new sound for you.
966
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,750
I hope you enjoy it.
967
00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:32,083
Woman: I love you, Dean!
968
00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:32,083
Chelsea: What?
969
00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:33,625
Baxter:
970
00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:33,625
Dean is taking over the band!
971
00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:35,333
Can he even do that?!
972
00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:37,625
Chelsea: Well, according
973
00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:37,625
to this contract, he has to.
974
00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:39,792
Yeah. It's, like,
975
00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:39,792
the only thing guaranteed.
976
00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:41,292
Both: Ugh!
977
00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:45,042
Dean: Morning kitchen,
978
00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:45,042
wild and cold.
979
00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:47,667
My empty mug in hand.
980
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,083
You came in, moving slow,
981
00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:56,958
eyes of a starving man.
982
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,125
Chelsea: Okay, are we tripping
983
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,125
balls right now or is Dean?
984
00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:01,167
Because that is not
985
00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:01,167
the song we wrote!
986
00:23:01,208 --> 00:23:03,500
Dean: Blow it, sax man.
987
00:23:03,542 --> 00:23:07,208
[ Saxophone plays ]
988
00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:09,250
Blow the blues.
989
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:13,083
Baxter: They didn't
990
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:13,083
even need our instruments.
991
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,083
Chelsea:
992
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,083
She took it so mean.
993
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:19,458
Dean: We were meant
994
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:19,458
to feed each other.
995
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:23,917
We were meant to feed
996
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:23,917
each other.
997
00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:27,292
I'll warm my coffee
998
00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:27,292
under your loving gaze.
999
00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:30,208
It's like a thousand suns.
1000
00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:34,375
I'll warm my oatmeal
1001
00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:34,375
between the leather...
1002
00:23:34,417 --> 00:23:38,208
of your moccasins.
1003
00:23:40,292 --> 00:23:42,292
We'll eat each other's
1004
00:23:40,292 --> 00:23:42,292
hearts and souls
1005
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,458
and wind and auras, too!
1006
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:47,000
I'll be your OpenTable, GrubHub,
1007
00:23:47,042 --> 00:23:50,250
Yelp, and even Apron Blue.
1008
00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:55,167
Baxter:
1009
00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:55,167
God, this is so good.
1010
00:23:55,208 --> 00:23:57,208
Dean:
1011
00:23:55,208 --> 00:23:57,208
I'll be your farmers market,
1012
00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:59,833
and you can be my Trader Joe's.
1013
00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:01,708
We'll eat the local produce
1014
00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:06,917
only local lovers know.
1015
00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:09,083
We'll be a soup-and-sandwich
1016
00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:09,083
combo deal.
1017
00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:11,583
Now, shout it louder...louder.
1018
00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:13,667
We'll survive on truth and hugs
1019
00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:16,250
and scarves...
1020
00:24:16,292 --> 00:24:17,708
and matcha powder.
1021
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:20,917
[ Applause ]
1022
00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:23,417
Baxter:
1023
00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:23,417
I guess it wasn't meant to be.
1024
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:26,667
Well, so much
1025
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:26,667
for our music careers.
1026
00:24:26,708 --> 00:24:29,333
Let's just move on to something
1027
00:24:26,708 --> 00:24:29,333
else like, I don't know...
1028
00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:30,875
Both: Puppetry?
1029
00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:33,750
Chelsea: [ Gasps ]
1030
00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:33,750
We're so on the same page!
1031
00:24:33,792 --> 00:24:36,750
Dean: I'm being asked to perform
1032
00:24:33,792 --> 00:24:36,750
at some desert music festival
1033
00:24:36,792 --> 00:24:38,917
called "Cojuela"?
1034
00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:41,292
Should be interesting,
1035
00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:41,292
and it'll give me a chance
1036
00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:43,708
to reconnect with the hologram
1037
00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:43,708
of Tupac Shakur.
1038
00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,125
???
1039
00:24:46,175 --> 00:24:50,725
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