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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,290 --> 00:00:19,559 You know what, Heyes, to open a safe 2 00:00:19,833 --> 00:00:21,820 the way you try to open that one is an art, 3 00:00:23,406 --> 00:00:24,924 like playing a piano, 4 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:28,333 to play a piano well you gotta practice, you gotta keep your hand in there. 5 00:00:28,893 --> 00:00:30,957 I think you've lost your touch. I think you can't open it. 6 00:00:31,268 --> 00:00:33,304 You keep talking you'll be right. 7 00:00:33,569 --> 00:00:35,795 Shut up and I'll have this thing open. 8 00:00:36,463 --> 00:00:38,927 It's like I was slicing a piece of cake. 9 00:00:48,535 --> 00:00:51,148 Like slicing a cake... 10 00:01:16,623 --> 00:01:18,456 Heyes, you're a genius! 11 00:01:18,714 --> 00:01:20,958 If it wasn't so quiet out there I'd applaud. 12 00:01:50,749 --> 00:01:52,616 Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry 13 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:56,586 The two most successful outlaws in the history of the West 14 00:01:57,479 --> 00:02:01,367 and in all the trains and banks they robbed they never shot anyone. 15 00:02:02,558 --> 00:02:05,239 This made our two Kansas cousins very popular 16 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:08,079 with everyone but the railroads and the banks. 17 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:12,430 One thing we gotta get, Heyes. 18 00:02:12,709 --> 00:02:14,807 What's that? Out of this business. 19 00:02:15,062 --> 00:02:17,834 The governor can't come flat out and give you amnesty now 20 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:19,914 first you gotta prove you deserve it. 21 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:22,482 Lom, are you saying that all we've got to do is stay out of trouble 22 00:02:22,749 --> 00:02:25,165 until the governor figures that we deserve amnesty? 23 00:02:25,377 --> 00:02:28,148 And in the meantime we'll still be wanted? 24 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:29,676 Well, that's true 25 00:02:29,912 --> 00:02:32,162 until then only you me and the governor will know about it. 26 00:02:32,482 --> 00:02:33,512 It'll be our secret. 27 00:02:34,712 --> 00:02:35,866 That's a good deal? 28 00:02:42,874 --> 00:02:45,570 I sure wish the governor let a few more people in our secret. 29 00:03:05,050 --> 00:03:08,680 Oh, this is a real Kansas day, isn't it? 30 00:03:09,139 --> 00:03:11,589 Yeah... where are we? 31 00:03:11,873 --> 00:03:12,899 Texas? 32 00:03:13,245 --> 00:03:16,577 Probably. Or New Mexico. Who cares? 33 00:03:16,785 --> 00:03:19,646 It's so beautiful and peaceful I wouldn't care if we ran into the Wyom... 34 00:03:28,702 --> 00:03:31,241 It's still a beautiful peaceful day... 35 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,525 I suppose it just fell off? 36 00:03:47,893 --> 00:03:49,349 It was thrown off! 37 00:03:58,199 --> 00:04:00,457 You know, Kid, as a recognized authority on the subject, 38 00:04:00,702 --> 00:04:01,790 I'd say that's a posse. 39 00:04:02,028 --> 00:04:03,912 I can tell that for the sound. 40 00:04:09,647 --> 00:04:12,577 Oh, oh, tell me this isn't true! 41 00:04:12,931 --> 00:04:16,350 Tell me I'm not taking stacks and stacks and stacks 42 00:04:16,727 --> 00:04:20,064 of beautiful green Federal Government currency out of a little black bag 43 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:22,085 just dropped on our laps outta nowhere! 44 00:04:22,247 --> 00:04:23,726 Kid, you're not taking stacks and stacks 45 00:04:23,842 --> 00:04:26,492 of beautiful Federal green currency out of a little black bag. 46 00:04:27,154 --> 00:04:28,190 I'm not? 47 00:04:28,365 --> 00:04:29,929 No, you're taking stacks and stacks 48 00:04:30,173 --> 00:04:33,324 of counterfeit Federal currency out of a little black bag 49 00:04:34,049 --> 00:04:35,085 Counterfeit...? 50 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,342 Counterfeit. 51 00:04:36,558 --> 00:04:37,651 How can you be so sure? 52 00:04:38,793 --> 00:04:41,072 Because, Kid, I'm also a recognized authority on 53 00:04:41,357 --> 00:04:42,780 Federal Government currency and 54 00:04:43,228 --> 00:04:44,641 and this ain't it. 55 00:05:05,270 --> 00:05:06,943 Heyes, why we putting this back? 56 00:05:07,389 --> 00:05:08,954 There's nothing we can do with it. 57 00:05:09,289 --> 00:05:10,345 What are we gonna do with it? 58 00:05:10,763 --> 00:05:12,889 We try spending it we just get caught. 59 00:05:13,729 --> 00:05:16,044 We try turning it in somewhere we'll just 60 00:05:16,368 --> 00:05:18,477 have to answer a bunch of questions we can't answer. 61 00:05:19,139 --> 00:05:21,187 If we leave it somewhere like a baby on a doorstep 62 00:05:21,299 --> 00:05:23,036 well then, somebody will just come along and steal it. 63 00:05:23,608 --> 00:05:25,108 You know, Kid, you're right. 64 00:05:25,363 --> 00:05:26,802 But I got a better idea. 65 00:05:27,082 --> 00:05:28,093 Yeah. 66 00:05:28,233 --> 00:05:29,947 I've always wanted to have money to burn. 67 00:05:30,526 --> 00:05:31,834 This is it. 68 00:05:32,095 --> 00:05:34,946 A $200,000 bonfire? Right! 69 00:05:38,523 --> 00:05:41,561 All right, you count one two three go! 70 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:45,521 One. Two. Three. Go! 71 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:51,587 Oh, that's beautiful. 72 00:05:59,296 --> 00:06:00,408 Wait! 73 00:06:03,459 --> 00:06:05,028 Well, what's the matter? 74 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:06,281 I think I got a way! 75 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:07,540 A way to do what!? 76 00:06:07,799 --> 00:06:08,799 To use it! 77 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,345 Not legally, you ain't! 78 00:06:12,621 --> 00:06:13,621 Yeah, legally. 79 00:06:15,049 --> 00:06:16,741 That's impossible! 80 00:06:17,683 --> 00:06:21,333 Kid, you just come along and watch. 81 00:06:54,917 --> 00:06:56,885 Jones, 82 00:06:57,386 --> 00:06:58,938 my bag, please. 83 00:07:23,535 --> 00:07:28,220 I'd also like some modest accommodations for my assistant here. 84 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:33,174 Well, we got a real nice room for you, 85 00:07:33,429 --> 00:07:35,240 top floor, rear, just a dollar a day. 86 00:07:35,711 --> 00:07:37,877 Or I could give you... Oh, no, that'll be fine. 87 00:07:38,603 --> 00:07:40,633 I'll have to register for him. 88 00:07:40,973 --> 00:07:43,495 His name is Jones. Thaddeus Jones. 89 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:10,940 Excuse me, 90 00:08:11,202 --> 00:08:14,589 I'm Joshua P. Smith. I'm looking for the owner, Mr. Sterling. 91 00:08:15,467 --> 00:08:17,338 Oh, I'm Mr. Sterling. What can I do for you? 92 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:24,099 Mr. Sterling, I wish to place $200,000 in your bank. 93 00:08:25,744 --> 00:08:29,486 Oh, of course you have to fill out a deposit form... 94 00:08:29,938 --> 00:08:31,426 No, I'm afraid you misunderstood. 95 00:08:31,574 --> 00:08:33,171 I don't wish to deposit the money, 96 00:08:33,434 --> 00:08:35,795 I merely want to put it in your bank for safe keeping. 97 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,205 Nearly a quarter of a million dollars? 98 00:08:38,473 --> 00:08:39,855 Just...put into a vault? 99 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:41,335 Not drawing interest! 100 00:08:41,545 --> 00:08:42,545 Not being utilized? 101 00:08:42,675 --> 00:08:43,681 That's correct. 102 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,668 Well, it can't be! 103 00:08:46,644 --> 00:08:49,596 Nobody just locks up $250,000 in a vault. 104 00:08:49,951 --> 00:08:52,224 It isn't decent. Isn't Christian. 105 00:08:52,530 --> 00:08:54,854 Mr. Sterling, please don't be offended, but 106 00:08:55,884 --> 00:08:58,538 well, banks have been known to go bankrupt. 107 00:08:59,446 --> 00:09:00,660 Not this one, sir. 108 00:09:01,058 --> 00:09:02,176 Just the same, 109 00:09:02,371 --> 00:09:05,141 I prefer to have my funds safely tucked away, 110 00:09:05,454 --> 00:09:07,813 not drawing interest and not being utilized, 111 00:09:08,184 --> 00:09:11,045 until I complete my purpose here in Lordstown. 112 00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:13,096 Then what may I ask is that? 113 00:09:13,376 --> 00:09:15,974 Mr. Sterling, I'm looking for cattle land. 114 00:09:16,311 --> 00:09:17,279 Good cattle land. 115 00:09:17,482 --> 00:09:19,185 Jones here is a cattle expert. 116 00:09:19,614 --> 00:09:21,864 He's gonna help me find what I'm looking for. 117 00:09:22,227 --> 00:09:24,881 Well, you...you have come to the right part of the country. 118 00:09:25,221 --> 00:09:28,528 Of course, values are sky-high, but well worth it. 119 00:09:28,795 --> 00:09:30,450 Some of the wealthiest cattlemen in America 120 00:09:30,552 --> 00:09:32,082 keep their funds right here in this Bank, 121 00:09:32,243 --> 00:09:34,698 in complete confidence and safety. 122 00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:36,405 Oh, I'm sure of that. 123 00:09:37,247 --> 00:09:40,168 Now, if we could 124 00:09:41,057 --> 00:09:42,307 count my funds 125 00:09:42,867 --> 00:09:45,432 and get them quickly into a safe deposit box. 126 00:09:45,887 --> 00:09:47,319 Yes, yes, of course... 127 00:09:49,530 --> 00:09:52,836 I'd also appreciate a receipt. 128 00:09:53,136 --> 00:09:55,746 All right, all right, we'll do it your way, but... 129 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:59,588 may I suggest we have supper some evening? 130 00:09:59,905 --> 00:10:02,911 I'd like to discuss the philosophy of capitalism with you. 131 00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:04,856 You don't seem to understand it. 132 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,498 There it is. 133 00:10:16,547 --> 00:10:20,094 Hadn't thought of selling it, but I might if the price is right. 134 00:10:20,605 --> 00:10:22,353 Sure is pretty. How many acres are there? 135 00:10:22,630 --> 00:10:24,949 90 maybe a 100,000. 136 00:10:25,469 --> 00:10:27,887 Yeah, you're right, Mr. Bixby, it's beautiful land, 137 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,389 but I'm afraid I couldn't allow my client 138 00:10:30,484 --> 00:10:33,196 to buy anything less than 200,000 acres in one parcel. 139 00:10:33,558 --> 00:10:36,173 You see, his cattle plans require that as a minimum. 140 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:38,966 Well, that's all right, young fella. 141 00:10:39,244 --> 00:10:41,983 I wasn't too anxious to sell that range, anyway. 142 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:22,790 Yeah. 143 00:11:24,539 --> 00:11:25,740 Hi, Kid. 144 00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:35,924 I don't how to break this to you, but you shaved off your moustache. 145 00:11:36,258 --> 00:11:39,431 Yeah, I decided it made me look sinister which is not good for our plan. 146 00:11:39,764 --> 00:11:40,840 Maybe that's a problem. 147 00:11:40,998 --> 00:11:42,411 Well, you know what day this is? 148 00:11:43,626 --> 00:11:44,538 Saturday. 149 00:11:44,641 --> 00:11:46,660 Yeah, Saturday. I'm worried. 150 00:11:46,969 --> 00:11:49,189 And if you weren't worried about something, I'd be worried. 151 00:11:49,549 --> 00:11:52,125 You know we must have talked at least a half a dozen millionaire ranchers 152 00:11:52,356 --> 00:11:53,814 and have any mentioned that game. 153 00:11:54,096 --> 00:11:56,826 I'm getting to think Wheat was having another one of his pipe dreams. 154 00:11:57,245 --> 00:11:59,225 Kid, how many times did Wheat try to talk us 155 00:11:59,394 --> 00:12:01,141 into robbing the Lordstown game? 156 00:12:01,272 --> 00:12:02,577 I only remember once. 157 00:12:02,992 --> 00:12:05,384 Then I asked him if he really wanted 6 or 7 angry ranchers 158 00:12:05,698 --> 00:12:07,436 with millions in the bank, out hunting him down. 159 00:12:07,771 --> 00:12:09,416 I talked him out of it three times. 160 00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:12,241 He knew all about the game - when and where it was 161 00:12:12,693 --> 00:12:13,930 what stakes. 162 00:12:14,746 --> 00:12:17,055 He even knew that they didn't play a very good poker. 163 00:12:18,713 --> 00:12:19,793 All right, 164 00:12:20,356 --> 00:12:21,926 so maybe the game is for real. 165 00:12:22,605 --> 00:12:25,013 But isn't it obvious by now, Heyes, they're not gonna invite you... 166 00:12:27,527 --> 00:12:28,583 Come in. 167 00:12:28,698 --> 00:12:29,619 Hello. 168 00:12:29,712 --> 00:12:32,217 Hey, Mr. Bixby, Mr. Halverson. How are you? Come on in! 169 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,399 Thank you. 170 00:12:33,952 --> 00:12:37,494 We got to have a few words with you in private, Mr. Smith. 171 00:12:38,035 --> 00:12:41,295 Well, if it's about land I'd like my advisor here to stay. 172 00:12:41,579 --> 00:12:42,742 It's not about land. 173 00:12:42,982 --> 00:12:44,830 Well, in that case... I'll... 174 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:47,095 I'll meet you down to the lobby, Mr. Smith. 175 00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:48,458 Gentlemen. 176 00:12:48,866 --> 00:12:49,909 So long. 177 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:58,938 What happened to your soup strainer? 178 00:12:59,239 --> 00:13:01,757 I found out I didn't like strained soup. 179 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,197 Say what can I do for you, gentlemen? 180 00:13:06,496 --> 00:13:09,239 You wouldn't happen to be a poker player, would you? 181 00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:11,141 Everybody plays poker. 182 00:13:11,421 --> 00:13:12,833 Do you like to play? 183 00:13:13,075 --> 00:13:14,846 Oh, I like a friendly game. Why? 184 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,831 Well, we got a real friendly game right here in Lordstown. 185 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:21,304 It starts every Saturday, at 3:00 p.m. exact 186 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:25,279 and it finishes every Sunday, at 3:00 a.m. exact. 187 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,343 I see. 188 00:13:27,552 --> 00:13:29,918 Well, if you gentlemen are inviting me to join you, 189 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:33,533 I'm afraid I'll... I'll have to decline. 190 00:13:33,843 --> 00:13:35,249 It's too risky and... 191 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:37,579 I've got too much to lose. 192 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:40,225 Yeah, I'm right sorry you say that. See, 193 00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:41,979 we don't let anybody play on our game 194 00:13:42,235 --> 00:13:45,479 unless they can afford to lose like $100,000. 195 00:13:45,848 --> 00:13:47,771 Yeah, that's one of my rules and 196 00:13:48,075 --> 00:13:50,219 all our players are thoroughly checked out - 197 00:13:50,534 --> 00:13:54,958 and I think all of us could afford to lose as much as $200,000. 198 00:13:55,361 --> 00:13:59,363 We probably got the biggest poker game west of the Mississippi River 199 00:13:59,747 --> 00:14:01,702 going on right here in Lordstown. 200 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:05,246 And it happens every Saturday. Every Saturday. 201 00:14:06,442 --> 00:14:08,450 Well, that does make a difference. 202 00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:10,117 May I think it over? 203 00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,470 You've got 'till 3 p.m. 204 00:14:12,775 --> 00:14:15,662 And then that big old door gets locked next that lobby 205 00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:17,198 and the game is on 206 00:14:17,443 --> 00:14:20,567 Players get there on time or they don't get in at all. 207 00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:22,273 I hope you can join us. 208 00:14:22,465 --> 00:14:24,494 Gentlemen, if I'm there I'll be on time. 209 00:14:24,803 --> 00:14:25,810 Thank you. 210 00:14:26,069 --> 00:14:27,711 Nice to see you again. 211 00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:31,217 Right a nice young fella, ain't he? Very nice. 212 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:35,718 Hallelujah, the biggest game in the West! 213 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,620 Kid, where are you? 214 00:14:58,089 --> 00:14:59,772 All right. 215 00:15:05,491 --> 00:15:08,681 All right, boys, the ante is 200 big ones. 216 00:15:09,214 --> 00:15:10,258 I'm in. 217 00:15:12,738 --> 00:15:16,285 It's a lucky game for lucky people. Ever when it goes to dinner... 218 00:15:16,606 --> 00:15:19,616 Gentlemen, I can see that I've already made one mistake. 219 00:15:19,937 --> 00:15:22,745 I...I assumed that we were gonna be playing with chips 220 00:15:23,061 --> 00:15:25,170 and then settling up with bank drafts after the game. 221 00:15:25,411 --> 00:15:27,212 I'm sorry this is all my fault. 222 00:15:27,474 --> 00:15:30,090 But I thought we understood we were gonna play with 223 00:15:30,456 --> 00:15:32,277 cash in hand and table stakes. 224 00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:35,630 Suppose I let you have 5,000 of these big ones 225 00:15:35,923 --> 00:15:37,333 until Monday morning, say? 226 00:15:37,612 --> 00:15:39,124 Mr. Bixby, that's just fine. 227 00:15:39,408 --> 00:15:41,805 I assure you the next Saturday I won't come without cash. 228 00:15:42,102 --> 00:15:43,548 I usually have quite a bit on me. 229 00:15:43,829 --> 00:15:46,929 I think we can believe that, Mr. Smith! 230 00:15:49,139 --> 00:15:50,895 All right, how was that? 200? 231 00:15:57,807 --> 00:15:59,683 I'll open for 25 cents. 232 00:16:07,672 --> 00:16:08,712 Four. 233 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,846 I'll call the thousand 234 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,684 and I'll raise it a thousand. 235 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,014 I'll make it fifty cents. 236 00:16:21,287 --> 00:16:24,853 All right, I'll call your 50 cents 237 00:16:27,545 --> 00:16:29,589 and I'll raise you 50. 238 00:16:31,209 --> 00:16:33,775 I'll see that now due to another 1000. 239 00:16:34,111 --> 00:16:36,154 This is too breaker for me. I can't make it this time. 240 00:16:36,409 --> 00:16:37,783 He must have something. 241 00:16:41,038 --> 00:16:44,146 I raise you $2. 242 00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:56,095 That's too steep for me. 243 00:17:04,568 --> 00:17:05,946 What happened? 244 00:17:06,224 --> 00:17:08,465 It worked, Kid. Like a Swiss watch! 245 00:17:08,748 --> 00:17:10,983 Bixby loaned me 5,000 without blinking an eye! 246 00:17:11,184 --> 00:17:13,118 And an hour later I paid him back out of one hand! 247 00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:14,591 How'd you do? How'd I do? 248 00:17:14,652 --> 00:17:15,623 Kid, it was a poker game. 249 00:17:15,684 --> 00:17:18,010 That's like me asking you if some old lady outdrew you. 250 00:17:18,716 --> 00:17:20,098 Don't know exactly how much I got - 251 00:17:20,335 --> 00:17:22,736 it wouldn't be the thing to count it out there at the table. 252 00:17:23,351 --> 00:17:25,574 You know, they play fair poker, not good poker, but fair. 253 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,301 In jacks-or-better, if you open and one of them 's got a pair of queens 254 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,426 he not only stays - which he shouldn't - he sometimes raises. 255 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,718 $14,800 256 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,628 Heyes, let's get out on a boat and go to China. 257 00:17:48,989 --> 00:17:50,343 Kid, we got us a stake. 258 00:17:50,568 --> 00:17:53,035 Next Saturday I'll come out with three times as much. 259 00:17:53,788 --> 00:17:55,591 You want to stay here for a whole week? 260 00:17:55,821 --> 00:17:56,885 What do we do? 261 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,050 We'll shop for land. 262 00:17:58,162 --> 00:18:00,280 Who knows, we might even buy some! 263 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:17,133 Well, Wheat was sure right - 264 00:18:17,747 --> 00:18:20,634 they're meeting regulars a depot clock. 265 00:18:20,985 --> 00:18:23,156 5 of 'em are already inside. 266 00:18:29,705 --> 00:18:32,179 Now, Ralph, you're ready to lose a lot of money tonight? 267 00:18:32,335 --> 00:18:34,735 I'm not ready to lose any kind of money tonight. 268 00:18:41,403 --> 00:18:42,808 Well, I hope I'm not late. 269 00:18:43,087 --> 00:18:45,211 Hey, Joshua, we're afraid you're gonna leave town 270 00:18:45,462 --> 00:18:47,429 without give us a second chance with you. 271 00:18:47,547 --> 00:18:50,932 Well, I probably will conclude my business here in town in a few days 272 00:18:51,178 --> 00:18:53,929 so I'll tell you one thing: you better make the most of this session. 273 00:18:54,124 --> 00:18:57,006 Well, I'm sure it'd embarrass you to leave Lordstown a winner, 274 00:18:57,301 --> 00:19:00,120 so we're gonna do our best to keep that from happening. 275 00:19:32,436 --> 00:19:33,908 What's in the pot? 276 00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:35,615 $3.00 277 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:37,426 How much have you got there front of you? 278 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,772 I guess about 30,000. You want me to count it out? 279 00:19:42,091 --> 00:19:43,415 No, no, no, 280 00:19:43,689 --> 00:19:47,771 let's see how a little bet of $10,000 sets with you. 281 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:50,287 $10,000 on a one-card draw. 282 00:19:50,597 --> 00:19:53,925 Don't bother counting it out. I trust you, Carl. 283 00:19:54,146 --> 00:19:55,913 Oh, too bad. 284 00:19:56,388 --> 00:19:57,518 All right, boys, 285 00:20:03,721 --> 00:20:05,896 Nobody move and nobody gets hurt. 286 00:20:06,213 --> 00:20:07,988 Keep them hands where we can see 'em! 287 00:20:09,815 --> 00:20:11,680 Hey, Wheat, look! 288 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:15,778 All right, let's take the money, boys. Come on! 289 00:20:23,142 --> 00:20:25,140 All right, let's take it out and get it. 290 00:20:41,916 --> 00:20:43,076 All right, let's go. 291 00:20:50,201 --> 00:20:52,535 We're leaving one man at the street door! 292 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:55,907 Anybody leaves this room within five minutes gets shot. 293 00:21:00,065 --> 00:21:02,861 All right boys, we don't need the telegraph pullin' out. Drop it! 294 00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:07,901 We don't need the pillow either. Come on! 295 00:21:15,391 --> 00:21:17,273 Try and figure out what you had in front of you! 296 00:21:17,938 --> 00:21:19,396 I'm gonna rouse the sheriff! 297 00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:34,101 Never mind me, go for the sheriff. 298 00:21:36,102 --> 00:21:38,498 Just one more game, huh? 299 00:21:38,771 --> 00:21:40,167 Couldn't quit when I said to! 300 00:21:40,267 --> 00:21:42,259 You just had to stay for one more game! 301 00:21:43,877 --> 00:21:45,331 Well, now we're flat busted. 302 00:21:45,436 --> 00:21:46,419 Kid, will you stop it? 303 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,154 We were flat busted last week, 304 00:21:48,459 --> 00:21:50,453 but we didn't have this problem. 305 00:21:52,452 --> 00:21:53,541 What problem? 306 00:21:54,401 --> 00:21:55,858 Well, I didn't tell you but 307 00:21:57,053 --> 00:22:00,057 when Kyle saw me said: 'Hey, Wheat, look!' 308 00:22:00,398 --> 00:22:01,854 Oh, no! Did he point? 309 00:22:02,933 --> 00:22:05,045 No, and my poker friends thought that 310 00:22:05,608 --> 00:22:07,990 he meant all that money lying there in the middle of the table. 311 00:22:09,092 --> 00:22:11,228 But I'm just wondering how long it's gonna take 'em to figure out 312 00:22:11,492 --> 00:22:12,983 that 'Wheat' meant 'Wheat Carlson', 313 00:22:13,688 --> 00:22:15,665 who's known to be a member of the Devil's Hole gang. 314 00:22:18,622 --> 00:22:21,100 I mean how many outlaws are there named 'Wheat'? 315 00:22:21,765 --> 00:22:24,073 And when you start thinking about the Devil's Hole gang, 316 00:22:24,402 --> 00:22:26,731 you naturally start thinking about Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry. 317 00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:27,878 Right. 318 00:22:28,108 --> 00:22:30,565 And when a sheriff compares their descriptions to you and me... 319 00:22:34,314 --> 00:22:36,222 You want us to hightail it out of here right now? 320 00:22:36,526 --> 00:22:37,712 No, Kid, we can't do that. 321 00:22:37,913 --> 00:22:39,674 We can't leave that counterfeit money 322 00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:42,654 and we can't get at it till Monday. 323 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:44,119 Have we got 'till Monday? 324 00:22:46,886 --> 00:22:47,896 I don't know. 325 00:22:53,358 --> 00:22:55,690 Kid, I think we got a risk finding out... 326 00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:16,670 No! 327 00:23:17,053 --> 00:23:19,855 No, we ain't sitting around waiting for the axe! 328 00:23:20,645 --> 00:23:22,527 We are gonna do something! 329 00:23:22,748 --> 00:23:23,770 Like what? 330 00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:25,100 Kid, you gotta leave town! 331 00:23:25,826 --> 00:23:28,956 You got to go out and you got to tell that gang to give back that money! 332 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:36,092 You're kidding! 333 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:44,122 Heyes, you're lost your mind! 334 00:23:46,649 --> 00:23:49,549 Tell them that they can keep the 35,000 that was in front of me, but 335 00:23:50,030 --> 00:23:51,597 but that they got to give back the rest. 336 00:23:51,759 --> 00:23:53,019 You really think they're gonna do that?! 337 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:55,176 Kid, sure they will. 338 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:56,912 Why, I'd go myself if it wouldn't start 339 00:23:57,151 --> 00:23:59,036 all my Rancher friends around here thinking! 340 00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:01,477 You just go out and you remind them of all the reasons 341 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:03,953 that we used to give 'em for not robbing that game. 342 00:24:04,372 --> 00:24:05,354 And tell 'em that... 343 00:24:06,108 --> 00:24:10,250 that if they do it our way they're gonna be $35,000 richer. 344 00:24:10,632 --> 00:24:14,302 And they won't have 6 mad millionaire ranchers scouring the country 345 00:24:14,692 --> 00:24:18,136 trying to find 'em and hang 'em! 346 00:24:19,371 --> 00:24:21,076 I think you could do it, Heyes. You got me believin'. 347 00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:22,635 I think you could really do it. 348 00:24:22,976 --> 00:24:25,663 Kid, so can you. 349 00:24:30,483 --> 00:24:32,234 You! Smith! 350 00:24:33,461 --> 00:24:35,190 I want to talk to you, sir. 351 00:24:35,485 --> 00:24:38,364 I'm surprised to see you here Mr. Sterling. I thought you lived outside of town. 352 00:24:38,506 --> 00:24:40,025 I just got out of church, sir. Let's talk. 353 00:24:40,135 --> 00:24:41,147 Sure, what's on your mind? 354 00:24:41,358 --> 00:24:43,962 Not here. In private. We'll go to your hotel room. 355 00:24:50,244 --> 00:24:51,706 Well, let's talk business. 356 00:24:51,987 --> 00:24:53,144 On Sunday, Mr. Sterling? 357 00:24:53,365 --> 00:24:56,043 I work 24 hours per day 7 days per week. 358 00:24:56,467 --> 00:24:58,961 There's nothing un-Christian about work. 359 00:24:59,345 --> 00:25:02,879 For instance, this morning I was checking stock certificates in my safe 360 00:25:03,874 --> 00:25:05,655 then I decided to check out something else. 361 00:25:05,928 --> 00:25:06,874 Something else? 362 00:25:07,178 --> 00:25:10,048 You're putting cash into a vault, just sitting there. 363 00:25:10,339 --> 00:25:12,237 You know that bothered me night and day. 364 00:25:12,562 --> 00:25:14,498 So this morning I took a look at that cash... 365 00:25:15,254 --> 00:25:16,556 a good look. 366 00:25:16,829 --> 00:25:18,741 Mr. Sterling, that box is supposed to be private! 367 00:25:19,045 --> 00:25:22,161 You're not even supposed to be able to open it without the second key. 368 00:25:22,527 --> 00:25:25,208 We can go into how I opened that box some other time. 369 00:25:25,545 --> 00:25:27,838 The point now is what I found in there. 370 00:25:28,107 --> 00:25:29,204 And what was that? 371 00:25:29,522 --> 00:25:30,708 I don't have to tell you. 372 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,751 Oh, well, tell me anyway. 373 00:25:33,007 --> 00:25:36,411 You know as well as I do, that money, every last sour note of it, is counterfeit. 374 00:25:38,444 --> 00:25:40,157 Now, Mr. Sterling, 375 00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:43,944 what if I told you that I merely gave that money to you 376 00:25:44,305 --> 00:25:45,986 for safe-keeping, and I... 377 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:49,172 I planned to turn it over to the authorities at my first opportunity. 378 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,055 I wouldn't believe you, and the authorities wouldn't believe you! 379 00:25:52,329 --> 00:25:54,187 Now look, I didn't put it into the bank. That's illegal. 380 00:25:54,467 --> 00:25:56,892 And I didn't use it. That's also illegal. 381 00:25:57,142 --> 00:25:59,930 You had the money in your possession, you still do and that's illegal! 382 00:26:02,274 --> 00:26:04,239 You say you wanted to talk business? 383 00:26:04,545 --> 00:26:05,686 Yes. 384 00:26:07,164 --> 00:26:09,114 I have something to sell you. 385 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:10,422 What's that? 386 00:26:13,465 --> 00:26:15,493 Silence. 387 00:26:16,898 --> 00:26:19,956 I'll let you go ahead and do whatever it is you plan to do - 388 00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:23,817 if we can make a satisfactory and private arrangement. 389 00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:26,510 Well, what's it worth to you? 390 00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:29,506 Well, I'd say... 391 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:32,954 your silence would be worth an awful lot to me. 392 00:26:34,078 --> 00:26:35,545 Oh, I'd say about... 393 00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:37,115 $10,000. 394 00:26:37,564 --> 00:26:41,002 Let us say about $15,000 - 395 00:26:41,370 --> 00:26:42,945 real dollars. 396 00:26:43,252 --> 00:26:44,362 15? 397 00:26:45,231 --> 00:26:47,029 It will take a little time to raise 15. 398 00:26:47,252 --> 00:26:48,399 How much time? 399 00:26:49,485 --> 00:26:51,102 Say, Wednesday? 400 00:26:51,391 --> 00:26:52,445 All right. 401 00:26:52,634 --> 00:26:53,927 Wednesday it is. 402 00:26:54,136 --> 00:26:55,756 Then I call in the law. 403 00:26:56,127 --> 00:26:57,442 This is Sheriff Grimly. 404 00:26:58,035 --> 00:26:59,125 Come in. 405 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,549 Hello, Mr. Sterling. 406 00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:04,088 Interruptin' somethin' am I? 407 00:27:04,319 --> 00:27:06,266 No, no, no, Sheriff, I was just leaving. 408 00:27:07,154 --> 00:27:08,723 Didn't see you in church this morning. 409 00:27:09,034 --> 00:27:12,146 Why don't you keep looking, Mr. Sterling. Hope for all of us. 410 00:27:14,321 --> 00:27:17,081 I'm trying to find out what that thief said last night. 411 00:27:17,356 --> 00:27:18,854 'Weed' or 'Wheat'? 412 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:20,976 No, Sheriff. Sounded like 'Weed' to me it. 413 00:27:21,133 --> 00:27:22,162 It did? 414 00:27:22,361 --> 00:27:24,792 Sounded like 'Wheat' to everybody else except Mattson, 415 00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:26,098 and you now. 416 00:27:26,356 --> 00:27:30,241 Well, maybe I heard 'Weed' 'cause I once heard of an outlaw named 'Weed'. 417 00:27:30,642 --> 00:27:32,628 'Weed Bronson' that was his name. 418 00:27:32,805 --> 00:27:34,320 I never heard of a 'Weed Bronson'. 419 00:27:34,613 --> 00:27:36,872 I have heard the name 'Wheat' somewhere. 420 00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:38,248 How about you? 421 00:27:39,130 --> 00:27:42,456 No, Sheriff. 'Weed' not 'Wheat'. 422 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,613 You got any idea what that fella meant when he said 423 00:27:44,845 --> 00:27:46,256 'Hey, Wheat, look!'? 424 00:27:46,570 --> 00:27:49,636 Well, when he said 'Hey, Weed, look!' I thought he was talking about... 425 00:27:49,996 --> 00:27:52,531 all that money just lying there on the table. 426 00:27:53,419 --> 00:27:55,217 That's what the other players figured. 427 00:27:55,488 --> 00:27:58,854 By the way, what happened to that cattle advisor of yours, Mr. Jones? 428 00:27:59,229 --> 00:28:00,869 Oh, he's up north here looking at some land for me. 429 00:28:01,136 --> 00:28:02,399 He'll be back on Wednesday. 430 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,106 'Weed' you said? 431 00:28:06,307 --> 00:28:07,458 That's it. 432 00:28:08,278 --> 00:28:09,611 Thanks. 433 00:28:14,265 --> 00:28:16,289 Sheriff Grimley. 434 00:28:23,534 --> 00:28:27,716 But we can't decide on a thing like this without Wheat! 435 00:28:28,131 --> 00:28:30,099 You haven't got time to wait for Wheat! 436 00:28:30,406 --> 00:28:33,375 Look, it took me 2 days to get down here it's gonna take me another 2 to get back - 437 00:28:33,721 --> 00:28:34,831 even then it may be too late. 438 00:28:34,932 --> 00:28:36,489 You'll make me wait for Wheat to get back from Denver, 439 00:28:36,612 --> 00:28:38,216 I guarantee it's gonna be too late! 440 00:28:38,982 --> 00:28:44,132 You really expect us we just hand you over $200,000 - 441 00:28:44,573 --> 00:28:46,083 biggest haul we ever made!? 442 00:28:52,168 --> 00:28:54,261 I'll tell you, Lobo, I'll give you a choice: 443 00:28:54,573 --> 00:28:55,714 you can keep the money 444 00:28:56,022 --> 00:28:58,513 and have 6 of the meanest richest men west of the Mississippi 445 00:28:58,791 --> 00:29:02,351 out hirein' and every bounty hunter and gunmen they can find to hunt you down! 446 00:29:03,344 --> 00:29:05,856 Or you can keep the 35,000 that belong to Heyes 447 00:29:06,183 --> 00:29:08,793 and let me take the rest back, in which case nobody's out looking for you! 448 00:29:10,944 --> 00:29:12,737 They don't even know who we was. 449 00:29:16,451 --> 00:29:17,907 Lobo, 450 00:29:18,461 --> 00:29:21,250 don't you know that there are as many wanted posters 451 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,382 out on Wheat as there are out on Heyes and me? 452 00:29:23,650 --> 00:29:26,851 And everyone of 'em says 'Wheat Carlson member the Devil's Hole gang'. 453 00:29:44,104 --> 00:29:45,216 Now, wait a minute. 454 00:29:46,683 --> 00:29:49,038 I think the Kid has point here. 455 00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:56,867 What's wrong for 35,000 and peace 456 00:29:57,361 --> 00:30:00,701 against 235,000 and war!? 457 00:30:01,074 --> 00:30:02,909 What's wrong is 458 00:30:03,376 --> 00:30:09,779 the difference between 35,000 and 235,000. 459 00:30:10,318 --> 00:30:11,960 Now, that's what's wrong! 460 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:16,723 Well, there's another reason: 461 00:30:17,676 --> 00:30:19,929 we'd be doing it for Heyes and the Kid. 462 00:30:20,249 --> 00:30:21,538 Yeah, that's right. 463 00:30:26,576 --> 00:30:28,285 You mind if I point out 464 00:30:29,579 --> 00:30:31,197 that you'd be doing it 465 00:30:31,486 --> 00:30:33,758 while Wheat's not here to agree? 466 00:30:33,978 --> 00:30:35,366 No. You! 467 00:30:35,763 --> 00:30:38,194 No, you would. No not me! 468 00:30:38,481 --> 00:30:39,487 You'd be doing that. 469 00:30:39,869 --> 00:30:41,351 I don't want to hear no more about it. 470 00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:43,460 That's all there is to it. You'd be doing it! 471 00:30:57,218 --> 00:30:58,546 Mr. Sterling, 472 00:30:58,864 --> 00:31:01,293 my associate hasn't returned yet and I... 473 00:31:01,557 --> 00:31:03,827 I can't meet the terms of your proposition. 474 00:31:04,683 --> 00:31:06,070 I just need a little more time. 475 00:31:06,310 --> 00:31:07,372 No more time. 476 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,212 You meet the terms or I turn your 477 00:31:09,483 --> 00:31:11,716 'money' and you over to the Federal authorities. 478 00:31:13,006 --> 00:31:14,492 Why'd you nod at that safe? 479 00:31:15,716 --> 00:31:17,890 Isn't my money in your vault? 480 00:31:18,231 --> 00:31:20,792 No, I keep valuable items in the vault. 481 00:31:21,132 --> 00:31:22,735 Your money's over there in the safe. 482 00:31:22,992 --> 00:31:24,392 But don't worry it's secure. 483 00:31:25,077 --> 00:31:27,157 It's a Pierson & Hamilton '73. 484 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,358 I know - 485 00:31:28,650 --> 00:31:30,885 oh, I mean I know it's secure. 486 00:31:32,450 --> 00:31:34,364 Look, I just need a few more days - 487 00:31:34,624 --> 00:31:37,591 Mr. Smith, I'm gonna send for a Federal Agent now, today. 488 00:31:37,910 --> 00:31:40,187 If you can come up with the money before he gets here, 489 00:31:40,772 --> 00:31:41,987 then you still have a deal. 490 00:31:42,243 --> 00:31:43,634 that's all I'm gonna say for now. 491 00:31:44,089 --> 00:31:45,941 But if you send for an agent now, and 492 00:31:46,614 --> 00:31:47,996 and I meet your price later, 493 00:31:48,963 --> 00:31:50,322 what are you gonna say to the agent? 494 00:31:50,567 --> 00:31:52,107 Let me worry about that. 495 00:31:52,812 --> 00:31:54,856 You worry about getting your money back 496 00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:57,508 keeping me from turning you over to the law. 497 00:32:42,681 --> 00:32:44,055 Welcome back! 498 00:32:56,295 --> 00:32:57,591 They wouldn't do it... 499 00:33:08,123 --> 00:33:09,776 You're all right. 500 00:33:10,067 --> 00:33:11,439 Cousin, you're all right! 501 00:33:47,806 --> 00:33:48,867 Come on. 502 00:33:49,291 --> 00:33:51,607 The opening is not wide enough. 503 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,477 Heyes, are you sure we can bend those bars back 504 00:34:35,745 --> 00:34:37,524 so no one can tell what was done to 'em? 505 00:34:37,821 --> 00:34:39,485 Shut up and watch the street. 506 00:35:04,373 --> 00:35:06,403 You know what, Heyes, to open a safe 507 00:35:06,631 --> 00:35:08,508 the way you try to open that one is an art, 508 00:35:10,304 --> 00:35:11,906 like playing a piano, 509 00:35:12,194 --> 00:35:15,262 to play a piano well you gotta practice, you gotta keep your hand in there. 510 00:35:15,732 --> 00:35:17,977 I think you've lost your touch. I think you can't open it. 511 00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:20,626 You keep talking you'll be right. 512 00:35:20,931 --> 00:35:22,884 Shut up and I'll have this thing open. 513 00:35:23,190 --> 00:35:25,853 It's like I was slicing a piece of cake. 514 00:35:35,878 --> 00:35:37,955 Like slicing a cake... 515 00:36:12,829 --> 00:36:14,859 Heyes, you're a genius! 516 00:36:15,169 --> 00:36:17,371 If it wasn't so quiet out there I'd applaud. 517 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:25,065 I'm surprised I had to look you up. 518 00:37:25,353 --> 00:37:27,040 I thought we had some business to talk. 519 00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:28,334 Business? 520 00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:30,709 The Federal Agent I told you about? He'll be here any minute. 521 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,395 Now, you... you ready to close it... 522 00:37:33,695 --> 00:37:34,876 close the deal or not? 523 00:37:35,036 --> 00:37:36,141 What deal? 524 00:37:36,292 --> 00:37:37,838 In other words, you didn't raise the money. 525 00:37:38,124 --> 00:37:39,234 Money? 526 00:37:39,498 --> 00:37:42,818 Mr. Sterling, I don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about. 527 00:37:43,034 --> 00:37:43,973 Good! 528 00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:46,499 'Cause I've decided I never should have talked to you in the first place. 529 00:37:46,881 --> 00:37:48,920 Don't try to leave town - because you'll never make it! 530 00:37:49,199 --> 00:37:51,839 And if you want to change your mind, you've got about 2 minutes. 531 00:38:25,401 --> 00:38:27,254 Mr. Collins...? Yes... 532 00:38:27,515 --> 00:38:28,646 I'm J. P. Sterling. 533 00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:30,623 Thanks for coming so quickly; 534 00:38:30,821 --> 00:38:31,933 I thought you'd never get here. 535 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,536 Don't thank me, Mr. Sterling. 536 00:38:33,767 --> 00:38:37,049 We've been looking for the exact sum of counterfeit money you wired us about. 537 00:38:37,286 --> 00:38:38,366 You have? 538 00:38:38,912 --> 00:38:40,950 Almost had our hands on it a while back, 539 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,207 but the man who had it managed to get rid of it somehow. 540 00:38:44,361 --> 00:38:46,095 Well, you're about to find out how 541 00:38:46,378 --> 00:38:47,511 you just come with me. 542 00:38:47,776 --> 00:38:49,226 Hotel's right over there. 543 00:38:50,675 --> 00:38:52,483 You've got it at the hotel? 544 00:38:52,733 --> 00:38:54,468 No, no, the men who deposited the money with me 545 00:38:54,763 --> 00:38:55,847 they're in the hotel. 546 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,356 Well, I'd rather see the money first, Mr. Sterling, 547 00:38:58,477 --> 00:38:59,395 if you don't mind. 548 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,440 Money's in the bank, it can't go anywhere. 549 00:39:02,642 --> 00:39:05,794 But I think those men are planning to leave town right now. 550 00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:17,891 Gentlemen. 551 00:39:18,068 --> 00:39:19,115 Mr. Smith? 552 00:39:19,306 --> 00:39:20,309 Yes? 553 00:39:20,568 --> 00:39:23,193 My name is Collins, I'm an agent of the Federal Government. 554 00:39:24,013 --> 00:39:25,893 May I come in? 555 00:39:29,107 --> 00:39:30,434 What can I do for you? 556 00:39:30,844 --> 00:39:34,866 Mr. Sterling, tells me you put a large sum of money into his bank last week. 557 00:39:35,225 --> 00:39:36,458 Not into his bank, 558 00:39:36,729 --> 00:39:38,426 into his safe for safe-keeping. 559 00:39:39,006 --> 00:39:41,141 Yeah, he made that clear. 560 00:39:41,430 --> 00:39:43,497 He also claims the money's counterfeit. 561 00:39:46,804 --> 00:39:48,735 Goodness me, I hope he's wrong. 562 00:39:54,093 --> 00:39:57,176 Well, that won't be difficult to determine. 563 00:39:58,514 --> 00:40:00,328 Only reason I came here first is 564 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:03,858 Mr. Sterling had some idea you might try to leave town 565 00:40:04,226 --> 00:40:06,672 before I got a chance to look the money over. 566 00:40:07,523 --> 00:40:10,238 Well, let's just go look at that money right now, shall we? 567 00:40:10,789 --> 00:40:12,331 Get my bag, Jones. 568 00:40:36,599 --> 00:40:38,264 It's not only counterfeit money, 569 00:40:38,516 --> 00:40:40,825 it's not particularly good counterfeit money! 570 00:41:07,892 --> 00:41:09,293 Mr. Sterling, 571 00:41:09,602 --> 00:41:11,602 I hope you have a good explanation 572 00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,476 for bringing me here to Lordstown 573 00:41:15,354 --> 00:41:17,298 and for falsely charging this gentleman 574 00:41:17,549 --> 00:41:19,140 with possession of counterfeit money. 575 00:41:19,758 --> 00:41:21,581 This is a good Federal currency! 576 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,547 Mr. Sterling, 577 00:41:25,819 --> 00:41:27,549 I'm surprised at you. 578 00:41:28,290 --> 00:41:31,261 You weren't supposed to be able to open that box without my key. 579 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:36,570 But we all make mistakes, don't we? 580 00:41:37,918 --> 00:41:39,276 And I'm inclined to 581 00:41:40,385 --> 00:41:42,395 let the whole thing drop right here. 582 00:41:43,363 --> 00:41:44,363 Agreed? 583 00:41:44,416 --> 00:41:45,742 Agreed! Oh, yes, yes! 584 00:41:46,016 --> 00:41:49,156 I know you won't mind if I don't keep my funds with you any longer. 585 00:41:50,997 --> 00:41:52,347 Mr. Jones, 586 00:41:52,573 --> 00:41:54,679 you have Mr. Sterling's receipt. 587 00:41:54,992 --> 00:41:56,556 You will give it to him. 588 00:41:56,843 --> 00:41:57,921 Mr. Sterling, 589 00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:00,141 I intend to rent a room, 590 00:42:00,410 --> 00:42:01,560 take a bath, 591 00:42:01,763 --> 00:42:03,985 dine and refresh myself 592 00:42:04,344 --> 00:42:06,472 before leaving on the 2:30 stage. 593 00:42:07,304 --> 00:42:09,711 You'll be receiving a bill from the government 594 00:42:10,083 --> 00:42:13,539 for my room, transportation and all expenses. 595 00:42:13,918 --> 00:42:16,646 Goodbye, Mr. Sterling. Good day, Mr. Collins. 596 00:42:25,302 --> 00:42:26,407 Mr. Sterling, 597 00:42:27,307 --> 00:42:28,759 it's been a real pleasure. 598 00:42:34,744 --> 00:42:36,290 Here's your receipt, Mr. Sterling. 599 00:42:36,574 --> 00:42:38,466 Thank you. Mr. Jones? 600 00:42:38,769 --> 00:42:39,806 Please? 601 00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:42,924 Tell me: how did he do it? 602 00:42:43,928 --> 00:42:45,549 Do what, Mr. Sterling? 603 00:43:18,647 --> 00:43:19,960 What happened? 604 00:43:22,341 --> 00:43:23,726 No problems? 605 00:43:23,898 --> 00:43:24,770 No. No problems. 606 00:43:24,824 --> 00:43:27,242 I had to give that desk clerk $10 607 00:43:27,495 --> 00:43:30,349 and a long story to get him to go across to the post office, 608 00:43:30,715 --> 00:43:32,436 but if I do say so myself, Kid, 609 00:43:32,748 --> 00:43:35,207 then I got in and out of there just as clean as a whistle. 610 00:43:35,538 --> 00:43:37,113 How long before that stagecoach leaves? 611 00:43:37,293 --> 00:43:38,633 About 20 minutes. 612 00:43:40,570 --> 00:43:41,628 Yes? 613 00:43:41,908 --> 00:43:43,310 Is Mr. Jones there? 614 00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:46,435 It's all right. 615 00:43:46,730 --> 00:43:48,343 Something I admitted at the poker game. 616 00:43:51,228 --> 00:43:52,579 Can I come in? 617 00:43:54,838 --> 00:43:57,143 I hope you don't ever say I told you this, 618 00:43:57,403 --> 00:43:59,249 but the sheriff is rounding up his deputies 619 00:43:59,606 --> 00:44:02,212 and I think it's got something to do with you and Mr. Smith. 620 00:44:19,045 --> 00:44:20,103 Parsons! 621 00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:21,199 Yes, sheriff? 622 00:44:21,328 --> 00:44:22,836 What room is that fella Jones in?! 623 00:44:23,213 --> 00:44:24,625 412, sheriff! 624 00:45:51,732 --> 00:45:53,849 Don't be alarmed, ladies. 625 00:45:54,162 --> 00:45:56,425 It's all counterfeit. 626 00:46:18,904 --> 00:46:20,077 Well, boys, 627 00:46:20,305 --> 00:46:22,366 if they're who we think they are they're on that train 628 00:46:22,564 --> 00:46:24,150 and we can't catch it. 629 00:46:30,749 --> 00:46:32,229 Well, Perry you'll lose a little money tonight? 630 00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:33,793 Not if I can help it! 631 00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:35,301 Almost three. 632 00:46:35,608 --> 00:46:37,893 Okay, boys, three sharp! Come on... 633 00:46:38,144 --> 00:46:40,514 I'm gonna skin you today, Carl. Oh yeah? 634 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,568 Bixby! Yeah? 635 00:46:44,531 --> 00:46:46,817 Well, I know now, who held up your poker game: 636 00:46:47,097 --> 00:46:48,227 The Devil's Hole gang. 637 00:46:48,492 --> 00:46:50,026 What? Are you sure? 638 00:46:50,210 --> 00:46:51,210 Yeah, I'm sure. 639 00:46:51,474 --> 00:46:54,023 That gang's run by Kid Curry and Hannibal Heyes. 640 00:46:54,521 --> 00:46:55,733 You know both of 'em. 641 00:46:55,935 --> 00:46:57,195 What do you mean by that? 642 00:46:57,425 --> 00:46:59,467 They've been right here in my town for 2 weeks. 643 00:47:00,011 --> 00:47:02,245 Like Hannibal Heyes has been in your game - 644 00:47:02,564 --> 00:47:04,610 your friend Joshua P. Smith. 645 00:47:04,879 --> 00:47:07,826 Now wait a minute, Sheriff, I find that hard to believe. 646 00:47:08,099 --> 00:47:09,125 So do I, 647 00:47:09,385 --> 00:47:11,918 not to mention it being painful. But it's true. 648 00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:14,429 Well, they'll be in custody before dark. 649 00:47:14,756 --> 00:47:16,122 They're on the train going west 650 00:47:16,245 --> 00:47:18,295 and I've notified every sheriff's office down the line 651 00:47:18,535 --> 00:47:20,330 to check that train from engine to caboose. 652 00:47:20,664 --> 00:47:22,394 Well now, that's good news. 653 00:47:22,783 --> 00:47:24,809 I go to the telegraph office and wait for word. 654 00:47:25,023 --> 00:47:26,034 Good work, Sheriff. 655 00:47:26,264 --> 00:47:28,089 We'll be right in here when you get that word. 656 00:47:39,807 --> 00:47:41,249 I'll be darned... 657 00:47:41,443 --> 00:47:43,314 What? What is that? 658 00:47:48,917 --> 00:47:51,308 Look at this... 659 00:47:52,149 --> 00:47:55,094 Go get that sheriff! 660 00:48:06,147 --> 00:48:08,802 Heyes, I've been trying to figure out how we came out on all this. 661 00:48:09,142 --> 00:48:11,824 We started off with $12 between us, right? 662 00:48:12,146 --> 00:48:14,167 12 dollars and 70 cents. 663 00:48:14,417 --> 00:48:16,135 And at one point we had between us 664 00:48:16,387 --> 00:48:18,941 over $200,000 - in real money, right? 665 00:48:19,308 --> 00:48:24,023 $200,719. 666 00:48:24,547 --> 00:48:26,571 And now we got 8 cent between us, right? 667 00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:31,008 Kid, I don't know how to tell you this, 668 00:48:31,579 --> 00:48:33,634 but I backslid. 669 00:48:33,944 --> 00:48:35,036 What? 670 00:48:35,293 --> 00:48:36,457 I backslid. 671 00:48:36,974 --> 00:48:40,664 When I had Sterling's safe open this fell onto the floor. 672 00:48:44,225 --> 00:48:45,830 $100? 673 00:48:50,404 --> 00:48:51,455 Is it good? 674 00:48:51,568 --> 00:48:52,568 It is. 675 00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:54,384 As I say, it fell on the floor and 676 00:48:54,651 --> 00:48:56,535 I stuck in my pocket 'cause of the hurry we were in. 677 00:48:56,677 --> 00:49:00,292 Somehow, I just forgot to put it back. 678 00:49:01,512 --> 00:49:03,936 It's not really backsliding, Heyes, that's... 679 00:49:04,219 --> 00:49:07,159 that's just being a little absent-minded. 680 00:49:07,642 --> 00:49:10,793 Kid, you have a large and open mind. 681 00:49:22,311 --> 00:49:24,840 Just can't believe it. It's all there! 682 00:49:26,008 --> 00:49:27,320 In front of each chair. 683 00:49:29,450 --> 00:49:30,511 You sent for me? 684 00:49:30,668 --> 00:49:31,696 Yes, sheriff. 685 00:49:31,912 --> 00:49:35,106 I want you to telegraph all those sheriffs along the rail line 686 00:49:35,839 --> 00:49:38,757 and tell them to ignore your first telegraph. 687 00:49:39,534 --> 00:49:40,558 Why? 688 00:49:40,882 --> 00:49:44,702 This's been a grave error. There wasn't any hold up. 689 00:49:45,099 --> 00:49:46,099 What?! 690 00:49:46,236 --> 00:49:47,406 That's right, sheriff. 691 00:49:47,637 --> 00:49:50,220 There's our money. Every dollar of it. 692 00:49:50,561 --> 00:49:52,501 We're withdrawin' on our robbery complaint. 693 00:49:52,806 --> 00:49:54,645 No crime has been committed. 694 00:49:56,302 --> 00:49:57,651 Do you care to explain this? 695 00:49:58,049 --> 00:49:59,273 No, sheriff. 696 00:49:59,405 --> 00:50:01,209 But aren't you kind of relieved to know that 697 00:50:01,370 --> 00:50:04,913 Kid Curry and Hannibal Heyes weren't in your town for 2 weeks? 698 00:50:05,290 --> 00:50:07,764 And that our game here wasn't robbed? 699 00:50:08,096 --> 00:50:11,640 Now, yeah I'd... I'd be real happy to believe that. 700 00:50:12,023 --> 00:50:13,101 Should I? 701 00:50:13,366 --> 00:50:15,962 Would we tell you if it wasn't the truth? 702 00:50:17,876 --> 00:50:19,748 No, I reckon you wouldn't. 703 00:50:19,919 --> 00:50:22,281 Now are you gonna go sendin' those telegraphs? 704 00:50:23,628 --> 00:50:25,157 All right, reckon I will. 705 00:50:27,233 --> 00:50:29,457 Say, what was in that note anyway? 706 00:50:30,448 --> 00:50:31,966 I read it to you. 707 00:50:32,618 --> 00:50:34,121 It says here: 'Gentlemen, 708 00:50:34,457 --> 00:50:37,716 I hope I divided the money accurately. 709 00:50:38,099 --> 00:50:40,149 Anyway, it's all here except for what 710 00:50:40,417 --> 00:50:42,701 I had in front of me when the game was robbed, 711 00:50:42,915 --> 00:50:44,838 which I haven't got anymore. 712 00:50:45,093 --> 00:50:46,809 If anyone ever tells you 713 00:50:47,123 --> 00:50:51,005 it was really Hannibal Heyes you were playing poker with, 714 00:50:51,388 --> 00:50:55,225 I hope you point out that since none of you lost a nickel 715 00:50:55,671 --> 00:50:57,675 either that person is wrong or 716 00:50:57,933 --> 00:51:01,594 Hannibal Heyes must be an awful honest man.' 717 00:51:02,155 --> 00:51:04,369 Signed Joshua Smith. 718 00:51:04,419 --> 00:51:08,969 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53823

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