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Previously on You:
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I need to look at particular people
on particular dates.
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I know Theo has a crush on me.
I could pretend like he had a chance.
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Love's first husband asked for a divorce.
Next thing you know, he was dead.
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Look at you,
making the world more beautiful.
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I won't let her hurt you, Marienne.
I will stay ahead of her this time.
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Cary and I are polyamorous.
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And we would love to take
our relationship to a new level.
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Sherry and Cary would be a safe first try.
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Opening our marriage? This loophole
cannot be falling into my lap.
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No idea is too crazy.
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For you.
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Here's the thing, Marienne,
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I'm a monogamist.
Some might even say a serial monogamist.
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So imagine my surprise when my wife
suggested we read up on polyamory,
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aka swinging, aka the lifestyle,
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aka a flatlining marriage's dying gasp.
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Is it mortifying?
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Well...
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"Happily ever after is a myth
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because people are not static.
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Our partners do not owe us a guarantee
that they will never change."
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Okay. It's not crazy.
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I'm gonna go check on Henry.
I think he'll wake up soon.
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I'm leaving out the part where if
your marriage isn't on rock-solid footing,
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swinging is all but guaranteed to nuke it,
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aka the dream.
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Still, after my conversation with Dottie
about the fate of Love's first husband,
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I need to tread lightly.
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Be game but not too. Make it all her idea.
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The Love I first met was a free spirit.
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Reality has disappointed her
since we moved to Madre Linda.
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I can make it easy to leave me,
no hard feelings, to go follow her bliss.
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I learned a new word. "Compersion."
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Yeah?
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Vicarious joy from seeing your partner
have joyful sexual relations with another.
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Hm.
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I don't know if this is a good idea.
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Shit. Too game.
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I'm not sure
we're in a solid enough place.
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Okay, back off for a while.
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Can I ask you something?
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Did you and James ever
do anything like this?
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No, he wasn't much of a risk taker.
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Plus...
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we weren't very far
into our marriage when...
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- Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to ask.
- No, it's fine.
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James didn't really know what he wanted.
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We were planning on having a baby,
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and he got cold feet.
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And then he got sick,
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which was obviously very scary.
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But he used it like a shield.
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And I wasn't, like,
allowed to be mad. Ever.
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I'm so sorry.
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That my wife almost definitely
murdered her first husband.
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It's fine.
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- I probably sound like an asshole.
- No.
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Worse.
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James let himself become
the villain of their story.
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I cannot be the villain of ours.
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Listen.
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I'm not going anywhere.
Let's not rush this swinging thing.
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It just...
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It isn't me.
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It isn't us.
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Which is exactly why we're going to do it.
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Hey, Dante. You got a sec?
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Hey, yeah. What's up?
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Well...
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If you don't mind me asking,
you and Lansing,
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you guys have been together for how long?
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Let's see.
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We met when Lansing's boys were 3.
So 13 years.
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Stop me if this is too personal.
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Have you two always been monogamous?
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Are you asking because I'm gay?
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Oh, no. No, no, no. I...
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I'm fucking with you.
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And the answer is, technically, no.
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Technically?
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We tried a threesome once.
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We'd been married a year
and our lives were just work,
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kids, eat, sleep, repeat.
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- But Lansing wanted to spice things up.
- How'd he convince you?
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Didn't have to.
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I love him so much.
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I thought if this is what he wanted,
I should at least try it.
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Just got off the phone with Amy Woodruff.
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That name is familiar because...?
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She edited every children's book
I'm obsessed with.
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- Great.
- Oh, that's cool.
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She was calling to congratulate me
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on being a finalist
in her imprint's illustration contest...
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- Congratulations.
- ...which I did not submit for.
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But I seem to recall mentioning to you.
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Yeah, yeah. Guilty, I...
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I knew you wanted to submit, so...
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Dante give us a sec.
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Was I not clear?
You're a married man, we are not a thing.
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No, we're friends. That's it.
But you missed the deadline
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- for the last submission.
- I did.
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Knowing how much
you beat yourself up over that, I just...
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Decided to do it for me?
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I decided to help
because I knew you would win.
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The world should see your work.
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They're my deadlines to miss.
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Yeah, message received.
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You're right. Listen, I'm not the type
of guy to go around sticking my nose in,
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so I'm sorry.
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Good.
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- Can I go back to being excited now?
- Please.
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Um, I've gotta...
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- Fuck. Of course.
- Yep.
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Great. It's Madre Linda's
most respected drug fiend.
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Your custody hearing is approaching
and suddenly I'm seeing a lot more of him.
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- Hi, Ryan.
- Well, you're in a good mood.
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Yeah, it's, um, been nice having Juliette.
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Smart to keep good news from him.
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- So you ready for that thing on Friday?
- That thing?
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Where you convince a judge that you're
not using our daughter to punish me?
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I would've rather worked things out
like adults.
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I thought that's what we were doing.
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Juliette, time to go.
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- Already?
- Don't argue.
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Let me help you, baby.
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This is hard on your daughter.
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I wish I could fix it.
I wanna fix everything for you.
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- Did you have fun? All right.
- Mm-hm.
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Henry's down for the night.
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Hey.
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Come to bed.
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Mm. Trying to reignite the spark,
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and my move here is make it not so easy.
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Sorry.
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Long day.
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Okay.
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- How are we gonna get back to us?
- Love, I'm just tired.
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Yeah. Or bored.
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So far, so good.
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- No, I'm... No, I...
- Maybe that's...
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just what marriage does.
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You know, I love us.
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It's... But it's... It's known.
You know, I want a secret.
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I wanna still be fun.
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- You are fun.
- No, I mean, like, wild.
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Like, you remember
those first few months we...
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- You know?
- Yeah.
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And now that's just over?
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Because I'm a mom and a wife,
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I can't be...?
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Be honest.
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Don't Sherry and Cary seem
more interesting
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now that we know they swing?
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- I thought you didn't want to.
- I don't know what I want.
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I got married so young.
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There's a lot of things
I never got to try.
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Well, the last thing I wanna do is stand
between you and anything you want.
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I have to guide her. Gently.
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Do you have any fantasies?
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Like, did you ever experiment?
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Okay, I made out drunkenly
with my college roommate, you know...
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- Total cliché.
- Total.
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See. Boring.
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No, I'm kidding.
I haven't done any experimenting either.
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- So you've never had a threesome?
- No.
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Unless you count under the bed
with Peach Salinger and her drug dealer.
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You ever kiss a guy?
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Would you?
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Under the right circumstances,
I don't see why not.
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Wow. Yeah, this is just fun
to talk about.
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Time to move to the next step.
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In all honesty, reading books is great.
But it does somehow feel clinical.
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We could talk to the experts.
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Bull's-eye.
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I'm sure Sherry and Cary would be happy
to give us a walk-through.
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I know you're not Sherry's biggest fan.
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I'd rather fuck a cactus.
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We're talking strictly physical, right?
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It would be with Cary.
Also strictly physical.
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Yeah, I'm not threatened by Cary
in the slightest.
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- We would just be asking them questions.
- Yeah, we're not committing to anything.
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The nondisclosure is mandatory.
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It's standard practice in a community
as tight-knit as ours.
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So do you do a lot of these?
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Can't confirm or deny but, I mean,
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everyone in Madre Linda has tried
the lifestyle at some point.
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Huh. The burbs are even more
miserable than I thought.
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Um... I, um...
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Aw, damn you.
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Oh, yeah, those look worth fucking
my glycemic variability for.
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Okay. Well...
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- Mm.
- Here you go.
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So, when you started the lifestyle,
were you two already in a good place?
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Not as good as we are now.
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Our marriage grew rock solid
through these little trust falls.
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We can take you through a Q and A.
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You know, no "presh,"
you'll see, the whole thing, it's very...
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You're in control.
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Great. Okay.
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So let's just get started.
Obviously, STIs we should know about?
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- No.
- Good.
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Love, let's talk menstruation.
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Um, I'm not due for another three weeks.
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Cycle twins.
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And our kids are at camp through August.
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Okay, well, we...
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We have a great babysitter.
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Henry could stay
the night there if, you know...
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Suddenly this feels real.
They really are pros.
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Well, let's get to the fun stuff.
What are you comfy with?
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Joe, start with an easy one.
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Are you good
with Love and I getting physical?
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Yeah.
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Girl-on-girl, usually a given.
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Love and Cary.
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I couldn't care less
but can't appear too game.
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I mean...
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I trust you.
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Love, are you good
with Joe and Cary fooling around?
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Sure.
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But... Are you...?
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For the public,
the brand is conventional monogamy.
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Some don't understand that
a bisexual man is a truly optimized man.
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Okay, I can keep an open mind.
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For you, Marienne,
I will walk through fire.
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- What about Joe and me?
- Seeing as Love killed
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- the last woman I almost slept with...
- That's a no.
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- It's fine by me. What do you mean?
- I...
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- Do you not want to?
- No, no, no. I thought...
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Why?
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- Because...
- Okay. Moving too fast.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, what's happening?
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We've been doing this a while,
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and we can tell
when a foundation's a little shaky.
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No shame, it's just you two are so...
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young.
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Hit us up if you get on the same page.
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- What the fuck just happened?
- A major setback.
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Miss Bellamy.
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Let's talk about your day-to-day routine
with visitation.
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Who prepares your child's meals?
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When Juliette's with me, I do.
When she's with Ryan, his mother does.
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'Cause Juliette loves the taste
of unseasoned chicken.
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Even when you're practicing
for court, you're still delightful.
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Excellent. Don't say that last part.
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How would you describe
your recovery from addiction?
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- Well, I have my weekly meetings...
- Nope. In the four years since.
249
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:54,041
- Give me a second.
- She's doing really well.
250
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,459
She needs to be perfect.
251
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,920
I stand before you
with an Ivy League education
252
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,797
and two successful stepsons.
253
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:03,050
We have been trying to adopt
for three years.
254
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,094
There's always a snag.
255
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,512
I'm being hard on you
256
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:10,224
- because I know what you're up against.
- I know. I'm trying, I just...
257
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,685
The fucker is plotting something,
and I can feel it.
258
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,855
We'll get there. Keep practicing.
259
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,941
Thank you, Dante.
260
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:23,404
And I gotta go give Charlie
his lunch break.
261
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,245
- Can I actually talk to you for a second?
- Yeah.
262
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,673
So I know it's a lot to ask,
263
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:47,094
but it would mean so much to me
if you would be a character witness
264
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,053
at my hearing?
265
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,473
Of course. You're an incredible asset
to the library.
266
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,933
Cool. Great. Thanks.
267
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:57,855
But I actually need you to play up
the whole kick-ass mom thing.
268
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,276
I will character witness
the motherly living shit out of you.
269
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,359
Thank you.
270
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,579
Um...
271
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,167
Yeah, thank you. Uh...
272
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,379
That was hope.
273
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,131
The least I can do...
274
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,384
is hasten the end of my marriage.
275
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,396
Speak of the devil.
276
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,657
I guess we're having fun now.
277
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:56,121
The swinging book say to test your comfort
by role-playing little scenarios.
278
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,499
Okay, here we go.
279
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,960
The fuck?
280
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,173
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's my bad.
281
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:13,180
You know, it's... It's not the most subtle
come-here of my life,
282
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,767
but I'm really...
I'm not complaining about it.
283
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,480
I don't know what you're talking about.
I didn't even see you there.
284
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,400
Role-playing gets complicated fast,
evidently.
285
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:28,445
I don't know what you're talking about.
I didn't mean to throw this over here.
286
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,947
Um...
287
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,951
I saw Joe's car in the driveway.
288
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,034
Yeah.
289
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,663
He's taking a nap.
290
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,460
I know...
I know I should be chill but, like...
291
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,211
Theo.
292
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:48,756
Oh.
293
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,430
You know, actually, Joe...
That's Joe. He's awake.
294
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,184
And he's watching us.
295
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:05,149
Well, then we better behave.
296
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,525
Right.
297
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,821
Wait, um, the...
298
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,698
Your dad. The office?
299
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,868
Yeah, I don't know. It's like...
It's impossible.
300
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,535
Okay.
301
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,581
But I'll figure it out.
302
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:22,708
I will.
303
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,168
Okay.
304
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,088
You're the best.
305
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,387
Fucking creep show.
306
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,235
Theo's still circling Matthew,
but he'll get there.
307
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,029
I gathered.
308
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,113
Did you?
309
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,031
Yeah.
310
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,992
How did that make you feel?
311
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,537
Jealous?
312
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,000
A large amount of nothing. However...
313
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,460
Possessive.
314
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,629
Yeah?
315
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,548
My wife needs to feel
like mildly transgressing
316
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,967
with that idiot rich kid did the trick.
317
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,767
She's not a boring, tired suburban mom.
318
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,356
She's fun. Wild.
319
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:31,568
Still the Love Quinn who flirts
with strangers in the produce section.
320
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:40,285
Which is why I'm going to satisfy her
as only someone who knows her can.
321
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,125
Safe. Reliable.
322
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,377
We can do anything together.
323
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,683
Satisfied but still hungry.
324
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,399
I love you so much.
325
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,319
That felt safe?
326
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,155
So safe.
327
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,447
Solid.
328
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,914
Do you think we're solid?
I think we're solid.
329
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,252
- I mean, if you think we are...
- Yeah.
330
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,296
You'll call the sitter? I'll text Sherry.
331
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,048
- Okay.
- Okay.
332
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,495
- Theo. What happened?
- The Wi-Fi went out.
333
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,122
- What?
- The Wi-Fi went out.
334
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:12,711
Okay, it's probably a brownout.
Just give it a minute.
335
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:19,134
Do you think it has to do with the dozens
of servers you snuck into your office?
336
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:25,515
Are you sleeping okay?
Are you getting enough to eat?
337
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,517
Me? Yeah, I'm good.
338
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,436
- Okay. Good.
- You?
339
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:36,151
Uh... No. I'm... Yeah, obviously, I'm...
340
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,405
A bit of a rabbit hole. I know.
341
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,952
But if there's something...
If you wanna talk about...
342
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:51,750
Yeah, can we talk about how, like,
people aren't built to live in an office?
343
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:57,297
Without, like, taking a walk or something,
so their brain can air out.
344
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,381
Right.
345
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,302
Do you wanna walk
to Pobrecito's right now?
346
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,972
We could get some tacos.
We could hang out.
347
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,391
Yeah, I know. I...
348
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,560
Yeah, I'd love that. Um...
349
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,024
I gotta send this thing tonight though.
350
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,027
It's like... It's a letter to the dean
351
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,698
asking if I can drop in
on the classes that I'm missing.
352
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,117
- Really? That's great.
- Yeah. I'm sorry.
353
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,077
I mean, I really... I am hungry.
354
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,204
Well, no, no, that's great.
355
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,124
I'll bring you something back.
What do you want? Al pastor?
356
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:34,835
Yeah, yeah. That'd be great. Thanks, Dad.
357
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:35,918
Sure.
358
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,391
Okay, okay, okay.
359
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:08,952
What the fuck?
360
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,460
It's scary, isn't it?
361
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,004
What is this?
362
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,300
You planted cameras, like...
Like, all over town?
363
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:26,720
No, no, no. They were there.
I'm just accessing them.
364
00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:27,804
Accessing. But...
365
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,641
You realize
that this is domestic abuse, right?
366
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,393
That you so casually access.
367
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,980
I wouldn't be looking at Love
if she weren't connected to Natalie.
368
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,066
Or you.
369
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,278
What's that supposed to mean?
370
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:45,446
You tell me.
371
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:50,202
What is it you think
you're doing with Love Quinn?
372
00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:55,832
- You spied on me?
- I didn't spy on you.
373
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,418
- What? You're accusing Love of murder?
- No.
374
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,380
I don't have proof yet.
375
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:05,384
But either way, she's a married woman
with a baby living next door,
376
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:08,553
not to mention a husband hiding
some anger management problem.
377
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:11,223
- What do you care?
- I care when you do stupid shit.
378
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:12,724
Oh, that's ironic
379
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,685
since I've been at your door,
trying to get you to eat or sleep.
380
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:19,356
And you've been fucking buried in here,
obsessed, strung out
381
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:23,485
- like some fucking QAnon nutjob.
- You're acting like a stupid fucking brat!
382
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:26,571
Just move on, okay?
She's dead! She's dead!
383
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,574
None of this is gonna bring her back.
384
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:34,662
Get out.
385
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,916
- What?
- You heard me. Pack your shit.
386
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,668
You're going back to your mom's tomorrow.
387
00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:42,754
Get the fuck out now!
388
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,720
- Hey.
- Hello.
389
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,933
Cary's getting the rest of the things
from the car.
390
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:56,560
I'm afraid to ask, what things?
391
00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:58,520
Wow, Sherry you look amazing.
392
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:01,064
I'm doing this for you.
I'm doing this for you.
393
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:05,569
Well, thanks again for hosting.
This remodel will be my death.
394
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:08,488
Elon's decorator is brilliant,
but he's so slow.
395
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:09,990
It's our pleasure.
396
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:12,200
There's... I made oysters.
397
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,744
Aphrodisiacs. Well played.
398
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,541
Ha, ha!
399
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,836
- Joe, Joe, Joe.
- Are they moving in?
400
00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:25,045
Bring it in.
401
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,761
Mm. Mm-mm-mm.
402
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,764
- Is that Bleu de Chanel?
- No, Cary. It's soap.
403
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:37,350
Love buys that stuff for me. So I...
404
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:40,520
A man that doesn't wanna
share his scent. Respect.
405
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:43,315
I'm sorry, what is this music?
406
00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:46,568
- We'll need to change it stat.
- Babe, I'm all over it.
407
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,488
- You do primary setup.
- Primary?
408
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,114
And your bedroom is...?
409
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,575
- It's upstairs.
- But first...
410
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:59,372
To a night we won't forget.
411
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,626
To a blame-free exit from this marriage.
412
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:12,093
I'd like to get this over with,
but how do we get it started?
413
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:17,807
Okay, let's loosen up a bit, shall we?
414
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,226
I'll start.
415
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:24,231
Disclosure, I can get quite vocal
in the bedroom.
416
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,566
Don't let it alarm you.
417
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:30,737
She is a screamer, this one, okay?
I mean, get ready.
418
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:33,782
Love.
419
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,664
All right, everybody up.
420
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:42,706
Okay.
421
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:46,836
Okay. Up, up, up. All right.
Now, shake it out.
422
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,422
Oh, yeah. Full go.
423
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:50,966
Total liberation.
424
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,343
- I can feel it.
- Get in your hips.
425
00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:55,387
Yes, you, let's do it over here.
426
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:56,513
- Go.
- Okay.
427
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,267
Okay,
428
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:03,687
- let's hit this from a spiritual angle.
- This is where they drop the act
429
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:06,815
- and ask us to join their cult.
- Look each other in the eyes.
430
00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:14,322
She's scared. This isn't her,
but she desperately wants it to be.
431
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:18,493
Now, if you ever get overwhelmed,
just look at your partner. Connect.
432
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:23,039
At the end of the day,
that's who you're here for.
433
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,834
And if you feel too overwhelmed,
just use the safe word:
434
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:28,920
Hakuna matata.
435
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:31,006
Disney should sue these people.
436
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,345
Okay. No more talk. Let's dance.
437
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,429
Love?
438
00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:41,224
Hey, you.
439
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:59,326
There's the Love I remember, free, open.
440
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:03,788
♪ I don't need to feel the sun
Let me touch your skin ♪
441
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:08,418
I couldn't be happier for...
Oh, there it is. Compersion.
442
00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:15,592
♪ Fill my mind with dirtiness
I'll invade your dreams ♪
443
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:19,679
Come on. I wanna show you
what I set up in the bedroom.
444
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,473
And I'm officially terrified.
445
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,817
I did say I'd endure torture for you.
446
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:37,238
All right. Just remember,
tonight is a marathon, it is not a sprint.
447
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,283
We have to have each other's backs.
448
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,618
I got you covered.
449
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,166
My magic potions.
450
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,294
Stimulants, lab-grade shrooms,
451
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:52,754
liquid downregulation,
452
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:56,716
killer rest-and-recovery aid
but strong as dick.
453
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,595
I KO'd myself, like, six times
before getting my dosage right.
454
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,223
Yes.
455
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:06,851
This boosts testosterone like a mofo.
456
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:07,935
Okay.
457
00:28:12,315 --> 00:28:13,315
For you.
458
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,070
Actually, I probably need it tonight.
459
00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:21,074
Okay. Down the hatch.
460
00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:25,911
Thattaboy.
461
00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:27,913
Now...
462
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,585
allow me to introduce you to my ritual
463
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,587
for a night like tonight.
464
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:45,348
Oh, ho-ho-ho.
465
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,267
Oh, Marienne.
466
00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:51,521
You are the only one who could make
whatever's about to happen worthwhile.
467
00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:58,319
It's okay, you can look at it.
468
00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:01,948
Look at my dick.
469
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,369
Welcome to the real party, brother.
470
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,047
So glad you're here.
471
00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,515
What the fuck is happening?
472
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,819
If you don't wanna fuck yourself,
473
00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:42,822
how is someone else gonna
wanna fuck you, my man?
474
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:46,785
Oh, of course. Cary is Cary-sexual.
475
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:52,123
Well, don't just stare.
Grab a mirror, join in.
476
00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,168
My savior.
477
00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:57,212
Cary, you know what?
This is our babysitter.
478
00:29:57,295 --> 00:30:01,508
- Real quick. Real quick, real quick.
- Hey, we said no... phones.
479
00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:04,384
Hey.
480
00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:07,722
- Is everything okay?
- I'm sorry.
481
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:11,184
I didn't know who else to call
'cause I have no friends because of him.
482
00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:13,101
Ryan?
483
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:16,564
An anonymous e-mail went out
to all of my contacts.
484
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,150
I know it was him
because there were photos,
485
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:24,614
- explicit photos that only he has and...
- Oh, no. I know those photos.
486
00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:28,493
And one of the people he sent it to
is Amy Woodruff, the editor,
487
00:30:28,576 --> 00:30:30,537
the children's book editor.
488
00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:31,913
And... And...
489
00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:35,208
Now she'll never work with me.
490
00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,669
He is truly evil.
491
00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:39,045
I'm so sorry.
492
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,468
I knew he was up to something.
493
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:49,597
He fucking gets off on this shit.
494
00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:59,190
The worst part about being married is
that they actually know you so well
495
00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:01,651
that they can just use it
for the rest of your life.
496
00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:03,862
Listen to me, those photos,
497
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,824
I know, sane people know,
Ryan weaponized them,
498
00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:12,871
and that makes him the bad guy
and a disgusting excuse for a human being.
499
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,999
How am I supposed
to look at him in court tomorrow?
500
00:31:16,082 --> 00:31:19,294
With pity. He's a piece of shit
and you're gonna win.
501
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:21,378
The rest...
502
00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:24,966
we'll figure out, okay?
503
00:31:27,468 --> 00:31:28,511
I'll help you,
504
00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:31,723
if and only if you ask me to, of course.
505
00:31:35,935 --> 00:31:37,020
Um...
506
00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:40,356
Do you wanna come over?
507
00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:42,191
I just...
508
00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:45,069
I could really use a friend.
509
00:31:46,112 --> 00:31:47,739
I'd give anything to.
510
00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:50,033
Joe, where the fuck are you, brother?
511
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,411
I wish I could, but...
512
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,414
No, no, no. It's okay.
513
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,626
No, you've actually... You've done enough.
514
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:03,254
Thanks for answering, Goldberg.
515
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:16,392
You missed the finale in there.
Give it to me.
516
00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:19,437
This will go in the phone bowl downstairs
with everybody else's.
517
00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:24,233
Well, it's go time.
518
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:32,492
Oh, welcome back.
519
00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:35,745
I missed you.
520
00:32:35,828 --> 00:32:37,121
Someone's loose.
521
00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:42,168
- Are you okay? You still seem tense.
- You think?
522
00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:45,171
- I'm good. No, I'm good.
- He's just a little shy.
523
00:32:59,268 --> 00:33:02,772
Oh, okay, so this is really happening.
524
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,194
Uh... Mm. Ow.
525
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:11,864
Watch.
526
00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:24,127
Is there something wrong?
527
00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:27,797
Are you okay with this?
528
00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,717
More than okay.
529
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,677
I'm embarrassed for us.
530
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:48,943
Ooh.
531
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,657
This is fine. This is great, even.
532
00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:59,662
Sorry to ask twice,
but is there something wrong?
533
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:02,248
Hey, sweetie,
just wait for the pill to kick in.
534
00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:03,458
Oh, yeah.
535
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,793
I'm not used to an audience, I think.
536
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:10,631
Oh, I get it. I get it.
Just remember, look at your partner.
537
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:14,010
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah, go.
538
00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:18,848
But I don't want Love,
I don't want Sherry.
539
00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:22,852
I don't want any of this.
All I want is you.
540
00:34:29,692 --> 00:34:31,152
There you are.
541
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,945
There you are.
542
00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:41,287
I knew you'd come.
543
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,478
Big boy.
544
00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:10,023
Yes.
545
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:36,717
Hakuna matata!
546
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,719
- Gotta be fucking kidding me.
- Fuck!
547
00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:44,100
- Fuck. Somehow I just became the bad guy.
- No, it's okay. It's all right.
548
00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:50,690
Shit.
549
00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:56,696
I cannot let her blame me
for this shit show.
550
00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:03,451
Hey.
551
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:08,999
What happened?
552
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,004
Who is she?
553
00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:17,133
Excuse me?
554
00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:22,138
Who were you thinking about just then?
555
00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:26,142
Nobody. Just you. It's always you.
556
00:36:26,225 --> 00:36:27,225
Bullshit.
557
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,355
I know you, Joe.
558
00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:34,442
I know what I do will never
be good enough for you.
559
00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:38,446
This was your idea.
560
00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:40,281
Well, I had to do something.
561
00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:41,364
Or what?
562
00:36:42,241 --> 00:36:45,328
Why do you act like I'm not all in?
I am right here.
563
00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:48,247
All I do is worry about you.
564
00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:49,957
I don't need you to worry about me.
565
00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:53,211
I need your heart.
566
00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:56,464
- Henry needs your heart.
- Leave Henry out of this.
567
00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:57,924
I can't, Joe.
568
00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:02,637
Unlike you, I have to be his mother 24/7.
569
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,223
In addition to running a fucking business,
570
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:08,517
keeping this house together,
dragging you to therapy,
571
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:12,146
trying to be my sexiest self so you don't
get bored and find another Natalie.
572
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,316
- Can you please lower your voice?
- Why? You hate hearing the truth?
573
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:19,695
- Our marriage is completely one-sided.
- That is absurd.
574
00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:21,322
You made me kill her.
575
00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,741
In addition
to being mother of the fucking year,
576
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:26,452
I had to run interference
on one of your fucking patterns!
577
00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:28,621
- I killed Natalie for you!
- Shut...
578
00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:30,748
up.
579
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:41,884
Was that...?
580
00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:43,219
Fuck me.
581
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:45,846
Maybe they didn't hear anything.
582
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,432
We have to know for sure.
583
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,269
Okay, well,
584
00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:56,357
Sherry has this tell when she's lying,
she scratches her arm.
585
00:37:58,609 --> 00:37:59,944
I'll follow your lead.
586
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:03,530
Okay.
587
00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:17,253
- There you are.
- Hey.
588
00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:19,463
Take any longer,
I'd have to shuck the corn again.
589
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:23,676
I'm so sorry, guys. I just got in my head.
590
00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:25,052
I'm good now.
591
00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:28,347
I hope I didn't kill the vibe.
592
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:31,058
Oh, my God, of course not.
593
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:34,020
- It's so easy to get overwhelmed.
- Yeah.
594
00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:35,104
Yeah.
595
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:37,022
Now...
596
00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:40,943
where were we?
597
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:47,658
I just can't tell.
598
00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:50,453
Something wrong?
599
00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:55,124
Oh, I'm great.
Why don't we get on the bed?
600
00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:05,383
Go.
601
00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:11,766
Hey, Sherry.
602
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:23,694
I don't know what you think you heard...
603
00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:27,323
But we're...
604
00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:38,084
There you go.
It's gonna end badly for Love too.
605
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:39,960
Sherry knows Krav Maga.
606
00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:42,338
Go to sleep, buddy.
607
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,582
Let me go!
608
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,044
No! No, please! No! God!
609
00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:23,754
That does not sound good.
610
00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,382
He could be at Matthew's by now.
611
00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:41,188
Guess I'm gonna use Cary's gift
from the hunting trip after all.
612
00:40:57,121 --> 00:41:00,374
Cary, let's go back inside.
We can talk about this.
613
00:41:06,213 --> 00:41:09,925
This is it. I never see you again.
614
00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:13,762
I get impaled, Love goes to prison.
615
00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:16,515
Henry grows up in the system.
616
00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:21,103
No.
617
00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:48,482
Are you okay?
618
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:36,905
Holy fucking shit.
619
00:43:39,241 --> 00:43:41,243
I think that was the best sex
we've ever had.
620
00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:43,579
Yes, it was.
621
00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:48,000
The spark our marriage needed
doesn't come from swinging.
622
00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:51,754
Our love language is violence.
623
00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:08,269
Shit.
624
00:44:11,273 --> 00:44:14,902
- Hey.
- What happened to the car?
625
00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:20,240
Love spilled fruit sauce.
So I'm just getting it before it sets in.
626
00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:21,617
At 5 a.m.?
627
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,328
Couldn't sleep.
628
00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:26,413
Doesn't look like he's gotten much either.
629
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:27,498
You okay?
630
00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:33,796
What was that last night?
631
00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:37,257
Last night? Oh, we were...
I mean, were we that loud?
632
00:44:38,133 --> 00:44:41,637
We had a kid with a sitter,
had a little fun.
633
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:44,264
With the Conrads? I saw their car.
634
00:44:45,391 --> 00:44:48,227
Yeah, they were here for a second. Yeah.
635
00:44:48,310 --> 00:44:49,520
Oh.
636
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:52,523
I thought I heard someone scream.
637
00:44:55,818 --> 00:45:00,823
It was drunken shenanigans.
It was harmless, really. I'm embarrassed.
638
00:45:00,906 --> 00:45:02,908
Stupid fun, really.
639
00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:06,328
Yeah, you and your wife, Love.
Just having fun.
640
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:13,127
Yeah, again,
I apologize if it disturbed you.
641
00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:16,130
We were saying we should have you over
for dinner sometime soon.
642
00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:18,048
Yeah, real busy with work. But sometime.
643
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:20,842
Sometime.
644
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,500
I put my best friend...
645
00:45:55,043 --> 00:45:56,628
in a cage.
646
00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:00,340
Oh, my God.
647
00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:05,554
I am so grateful for you.
648
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:10,225
I don't know anybody else
who would understand.
649
00:46:11,226 --> 00:46:13,437
I don't know what I'd do without you.
650
00:46:21,653 --> 00:46:22,653
Okay.
651
00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:24,907
I'm gonna make breakfast
652
00:46:24,990 --> 00:46:29,411
and then I can contact Henry's sitter
to see if they'll take him longer.
653
00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:31,163
We can just clean up.
654
00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:33,582
We'll go over there.
We'll "good cop, bad cop" them.
655
00:46:33,665 --> 00:46:36,543
She's too good at this now.
This should not be routine.
656
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,587
We will get through this, okay?
657
00:46:38,670 --> 00:46:43,133
I don't want to, I want you...
Shit. Your custody hearing.
658
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,134
Joe?
659
00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:49,598
I forgot, I promised to fill in for Dante.
He's got a thing and I have to...
660
00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:53,310
I'll be fast, meet you soon as I'm done.
Don't do anything until I get there.
661
00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:58,941
- You are, as ever, an inspiration.
- Thank you.
662
00:47:00,192 --> 00:47:01,777
Well, that happened.
663
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,862
- You killed it.
- You were so great.
664
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:06,156
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Flawless, unimpeachable.
665
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,367
Dare I say, unironically,
mother of the year.
666
00:47:08,450 --> 00:47:11,161
I'm so glad you were here. Both of you.
667
00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:13,831
Thank you.
668
00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:25,259
What was that?
669
00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:28,512
Are Ryan and the judge friends?
670
00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:35,269
You were right. The system is rigged.
671
00:47:35,352 --> 00:47:37,604
Come on, Dante. We're gonna go.
672
00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:42,985
And as long as he's in the picture,
you are always going to lose.
673
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,078
Hey. You good?
674
00:47:54,454 --> 00:47:56,456
Yeah, I'm okay. What about...?
675
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:59,668
Oh, they're... They're just waking up.
676
00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:06,382
Hey.
677
00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:09,678
We're a team, okay?
678
00:48:11,346 --> 00:48:12,806
Till death do us part.
679
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:16,393
Clearly, my plan has backfired.
My wife seems more into me than ever.
680
00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:36,788
Swinging was supposed to be
my marriage's dying gasp, not theirs.
681
00:48:39,207 --> 00:48:43,086
How the fuck are these two
getting out of here alive?
51382
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