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Any
precedent for the virus

that we can see, a virus-

Lots of lockdowns.

No, absolutely.

And to think they're gonna
shut down the country?

Did you say shut down?

That's
right, I did, shut down.

Clearly, this is a
ploy by the whiny libs,

just to get a little more
safe spaces to take advantage

of the president's
handling of this situation.

Why
can't they just shut up,

do their jobs, and
tell the truth?

I don't know.

I don't know, man. I'm with you.

I could've
told you that.

But I will tell you,

I'm confused what the truth is.

Thankfully, we have this-

- It's pretty wild stuff, huh?

Proving the involvement from-

- Uh, what?

I said, it's pretty
wild stuff, huh?

Uh, yeah.

Is a fat kid heavy?

Not for me.

How
much you benchin' lately?

I got a brother in the Army.

Oh. -
220 on a good day.

No, I'm not-

- He tries to get pretty
big for his britches.

He come home for Christmas,

but I kick his ass
every time, you know.

But he's a good boy,
he, he's a good...

We're proud of the man
he become, and, uh,

the fact I can kick his ass
don't matter, 'cause, hell,

I can kick just about any god
damn ass I want, you know?

But I'm just proud of the boy
he is and the man he's become,

and, and, and what's your
stance on homosexuals in the,

in the military?

♪ There's not one soul
in this whole town ♪

♪ That I could
not live without ♪

♪ I was dyin' when I met you ♪

♪ Well, isolation
and sleepin' in ♪

♪ Growin' out my resentment ♪

Peace
out, pretty lady.

♪ I was dyin' when I met you ♪

♪ Yeah, I was dyin'
when I met you ♪

♪ Yeah, I was dyin'
when I met you ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

My mother worries about
me not having a girlfriend.

Not that I'm expecting
this to go anywhere.

Not that I'm not not
expecting it to go somewhere.

First off, just so you know,

I, I don't live with my mother.

Uh, nor do I say mother.

Oh my god, that is
psychotic.

And with that, I
will leave you to it.

This place is fantastic.

I hope you enjoy your evening,

And you will never have
to talk to me again, okay.

- Thank you.
- Goodbye.

Okay, I believe you.

Even after I slowly and
painfully imploded on myself?

Yes.

It's just, your messages are
like professional-level stuff.

This is my first
swipe-right date, I swear.

- I swear on my-
- Mother.

Good god, I am mortified.

So what's your
excuse for the app,

if this is your first time?

It is. It 100% is.

Um, I just moved here.

Oh, let me guess, LA?

No, New York.

Do I seem LA to you?

You just seem a little too
pretty for New York is all.

You know, some of the
most gorgeous people live

in New York.

Yeah, I just worry
about those people

not getting enough sun.

Do you actually?

No. No, I don't.

LA is like, so plastic.

Yeah, worries me
for the turtles.

When they choke on the plastic?

From the implants?

When California falls
off into the ocean...

- Um, I'm sorry.
- Oh.

That was a stretch.

I would say this is
going pretty well.

Yeah? Would you say that?

Yeah, honestly, you
haven't left me yet.

- Okay.
- Nor have you pulled

the whole, uh, oh my god,

- a friend is calling.
- Oh shoot.

My friend is calling me.

Okay, nice. I got ya.

So, Miss New York.

Yes.

What part of town
are you in now?

I am in the Hotel Frida

off exit 42.

Oh, wow. So you're,
like, new, new.

I am new, new.

Well, cheers.

To the new, new girl in town.

Cheers.

Is that why you moved here,
to learn how to two-step?

Yes, obviously.

Uh, no, I just, I
needed a change.

What do you do?

I am an app developer.

Hmm, what kind of apps?

Hey! Can I
get you anything else?

Oh, did not mean to scare ya.

You didn't scare
me, I was just-

- We were all just
watchin' the news in the back.

Pretty crazy stuff.

Totally.

- News.
- Yeah, I know.

But for real, can
I get you guys anything else?

Um, I think we'll
just take the...

I mean, unless...

Do you want...

I don't have anywhere to be.

Okay.

And, um, I'm so
glad we left my car,

because no way can I drive.

I know.
That was smart.

And I can get it in
the morning, like, easy.

Yeah, for sure.

And hey, and hey, I'm
not usually like this.

So I just wanna make sure,
like, if you're too drunk,

I can easily take
you home.

Shut up. This is fun.

Okay.

And I just wanna clarify-

- Hey, shut up.

Don't ruin a good thing.

Okay. Cool.

♪ Tryin' to find my way home ♪

What the hell?

I hate my life.

Lockdowns across the country

have sparked fear
in many citizens.

The president plans to-

- Thank you.

You are welcome, I...

♪ Watch 'em step right up and
right back down themselves ♪

It's just like fate.

Wow, cool house.

Thanks, it's
partly inspired by-

- Where is your bathroom?

It's around the
corner.

Okay.

Where is your bedroom?

It's upstairs.

Um, where upstairs?

Upstairs.

Hmm.

- ♪ I let all of my good days ♪
- Oh.

♪ Pass me by ♪

♪ The string quartet,
it scattered ♪

Do you need help?

Blam-o.

What did you just say?

Blam-o.

I wouldn't say that.

Understood.

All right.

- Oops, sorry.
- Ow.

Oh my god, are you okay?

Yes.

- Okay.
- I am fine.

Oh.

Um, do you think we should

just take our clothes
off right now?

Whoa.

Unless you didn't wanna-

- No, it's just, it's so
transactional, that's all.

I know, I'm sorry, but I have-

- That's okay.

This, could you
help me with my dress?

Gladly.

It's, if I lay down,
then I have to shimmy,

and that's just never cute.

Plus, I'm wearing SPANX,

- which is so stupid.
- Shirt!

Next up, dress.

- It's like a tiny button.
- Why is it so tiny?

Okay, this is done.

What up?

I was gonna make us
some breakfast, but...

Holy shit, gross. I'm so sorry.

And I totally implied
that you wanted breakfast.

Where's your TV?

Uh.

Due to the spread

of the deadly and
highly contagious virus,

the President of
the United States

has issued a state of emergency.

This is not a big deal, okay.

We got this.

I'm not tryin' to come on
here and scare anybody.

But, also, this is a big deal.

You feel me?

Look, you get a little
sick, happens to everybody.

Just last week,

I'm out drinkin' with
my friend, Mike, right.

We probably drank like
40, 50 beers a pop.

Next day, I felt
sick, all right.

I didn't feel so hot. I had
liquid comin' out of both ends.

I was not doin' good, all right.

I slept in 'til about 3:00
pm, woke up, ate some fries.

I'm back in the mix,
drinkin' again by six.

Now, with this
thing, you will die.

And I am ordering everyone
to stay at home for...

Is that the correct
number of days?

'Cause that seems like a lot.

Oof, okay. That's a long time.

Everybody needs to stay
at home for 21 days.

I'm not doin' it, I got my...

I am doin' it? Damn.

The
lockdown went into effect

midnight last night.

Food and supplies are expected
to be delivered in waves

over the next three days.

Yes, I understand, but I just
need to get 15 minutes away.

- It's not-
- The interstate is closed.

It's just closed.

No, you don't...

Dammit, hung up?

Oh, oh, it looks like they're
offering shuttles for...

Nope. That's closed too.

- Hi, Mom, does Dad have-
- Hi, Stacy, yes.

- any military connections?
- No, yes, I'm calling

- about the.
- No, I'm fine, I'm just-

- But you put me hold, but-
- Nope, this was not

- the Democrats.
- No, I know

that this is happening, so-

- That just...

I found a guy offering
helicopter rides.

Really?

He does have an
eye patch, though.

Do you need both
eyes for a helicopter?

Okay, yes, but what if
I'm afraid for my life?

No, I'm not, but what if?

Um, we met at a bar last night.

She's 5'4" and pretty
cute, and, uh...

911 hung up on me.

Can they even do that?

Yeah, no, I'll, I'll
try. I'll try again.

No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!

Can you please slow down?

It's only 22 miles.

Miles? I thought
you said minutes.

Well, if we walk
a little faster,

we'll get there in...

We need to walk faster.

Get my stuff, I can change
my clothes, put on a bra.

Oh shit.

- Wow.
- I'm the wild card.

No, exactly, we don't
need wild cards right now.

Do you watch the news?

What are
you talking about?

Just act like we
know what we're doing.

The secret police.

I...

There's so many things that's
wrong with that statement.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Stop right there.

Stop right there.

I...

Please return to your
homes immediately.

Um, sorry, we were
just headed down-

- Comply.

Strict orders from the top.

Craig, please.

Okay, uh, folks
orders are to stay

within a 20-foot
radius of your home.

20 feet?

Yeah, and, uh,
neighborhood watch rules?

Those are in full effect.

Neighborhood watch?

Yeah.

Officer, we do understand.

It's just, we're trying to
get to where I'm staying.

Ma'am, again, I'm
sorry, but it is the law.

Here, let me do it.
Return to your home.

She just, the
thing is, Officer,

she just doesn't have a home,

- so that's why we need to-
- Okay, okay.

Well, anyone without a
home is being rounded up

for an immediate relocation.

Oh, no, no, no, I'm not
homeless, I just, I'm-

Yeah.

I'm gonna need a, uh,
pickup for a homeless

and some backup for a no-comply.

Please send over, ASAP.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, hey, Craig.

Is that wired into
the police channel?

Maybe.

Well, you can't
have that, man.

Oh, I didn't know
that a trained civilian

couldn't check in on his peers.

You're not trained.

- See?
- Okay.

And we're not peers.

Okay, uh, listen.

I'm a volunteer, I'm a taxpayer,

and I was a guest in your
home the other night,

where you told me you
saw something in me.

- Okay, because-
- And now this?

Now you're flicking my mask?

Listen, you're
my brother-in-law,

and I'm tryin' to be
supportive of you, okay?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- They're getting away.
- Hey, hey.

- We're doing this.
- Return to your homes!

Oh.

- Oh my god!
- Oh no!

- What the hell are you doing?
- Well, he was-

- What is happening?
- He was resisting.

- He was resisting!
- Oh my god!

- No, no, no, I-
- Oh my god.

- It's, it's not supposed to do that.
- Turn it off!

It's not
supposed to do that.

- Turn it off! What?
- What is your voltage?

I don't know.

What do you mean
you don't know?

I don't know. I don't know.

- Turn it off, he's-
- Give it to me.

- Give it to me.
- Do it.

What are you
doing? He's peeing!

Oh shit.

- Ah, god.
- Oh my god!

- Hey, stop it!
- I'm sorry!

You get back here, Craig!

I don't know what
to do right now.

Okay, we're gonna try to
figure this out, buddy, um.

It won't stop!

♪ Well, I think I was
only half your age ♪

♪ Before I figured out ♪

♪ Oh, that there are things in ♪

I know it's not much,

but we're pretty much
limited a teenage boy's diet

until the food shipments arrive.

I will not be here
until the food shipments.

I don't think
you're gonna die or anything.

The virus hasn't even
hit the state yet.

I mean I won't be here.

Oh. I don't think
that's necessarily true.

I mean, one day at a
time, though, right?

You don't, like,
have another car?

Oh shit, my car.

What are they gonna
do with my car?

What am I gonna
do for three weeks?

I'm sorry, I know
this is stressful

- and all, but-
- Yeah, you think?

I just don't think we
have much of a choice.

To do what?

To leave.

For 21 days?

They're sayin' it
could be even longer.

Who said that?

I don't know,
they, the internet.

What news source?

I didn't check.

Why didn't you check?
Who is saying that?

Don't grumble at me.

That is my response.

To what?

To you, to this, I don't know.

Nacho?

I don't want a fucking nacho!

What am I gonna wear?

♪ South America ♪

♪ Why do I have this magazine ♪

♪ The world is falling apart ♪

Okay.

Okay.

I hate the sound of chewing.

Chewing.

It's all I can hear.
I can hear nothing else.

It is absolute torture.

Eesh, all right. Um,
why are you in a towel?

I'm serious, and I cannot
stand a full sink either.

Why are you telling me this?

Because if we are
going to be roommates,

I need ground rules.

Full sink, do you
mean, like, dishes?

I mean, like, roommate rules.

Okay. Do you have
any rules for me?

I've opened the door.

The door is open, open
line of communication.

Anything you want,
let it be known.

Nothing.

Nothing?

Nothing.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Okay.

Ah, you know what?
There is one thing.

Yes.

What if you're
giving a baby a bath?

What?

You know, if you're
giving a baby a bath,

and you need a full sink?

Who said anything
about a baby?

I don't know how
long this thing'll go.

Just do the
dishes, okay, please?

That's the whole point.

Is this some kind of
superiority thing?

What are you talking about?

Sometimes men like
make it seem like-

- Oh shit, you discovered
the coalition of men

who liked to not
lay down house rules

to hold it over women's heads.

Congratulations.

You are acting like
you don't care at all

to make me seem like
I care too much.

I am not, you're cr-

- Don't say crazy.

You're wrong.

So you just have
no rules at all?

Nothing at all?

Practical stranger in your home.

No.

I like you is all, all right.

I don't want to fudge it up.

Oh.

Last night was fun.

Last night was fun, yeah.

Maybe too much fun.

Oh.

I am just not looking for a
relationship right now at all.

- Gotcha.
- You're a great.

Or, I mean, you
seem really great.

I don't, obviously,
know you that well, but-

- Look.
- from what I know-

- No need to have the
whole breakup conversation

when we're not even a thing,

and the world is practically
ending around us.

We're adults here.

I also need clothes.

Ah.

So you can pretty much have
anything except for this,

this, and really
this whole section.

Good.

You don't happen to have an
extra bra or two lyin' around,

do you?

Fresh out.

All I have are sticky boobs.

I don't know what that is.

It's like a, um...

Nevermind. This is great, yeah.

♪ Stayin' up instead ♪

♪ Somethin' that you said ♪

♪ Stripped away the thread ♪

♪ To roll around my head ♪

♪ Outgrown this, I know ♪

♪ Outgrown, where do I go now ♪

♪ Outgrown this, I know ♪

♪ Outgrown, where ♪

Hey!

What?

Only 20 days to go!

♪ So tragic ♪

What are you?

- Oh.
- Oh my god.

- You're a psychopath.
- What? No.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, you're
a serial killer.

I knew it. I knew it!

You knew it?

Stay back!

Yo, that's a knife.

What were you gonna do to me?

Is this lockdown even real?

Why are you holding a knife?

Why are you scrolling through
horrid pictures of penises?

They're DPs.

- DPs?
- That's what we call them.

- Who's we?
- My work.

What work do you do?

Can you do put down the knife,
please? You're scaring me.

What the hell is happening?

Okay, uh.

Mm, um, okay, um...

Terrorist groups,
murderers, rapists-

- Rapists?

Bad start, um, I'm in charge.

- Of rapists?
- What?

No, of my DP group.

Tell me right now, or
I will stab your ass.

My ass?

Who are you?

I'm a social media monitor.

What?

I'm trying to say,

every social media site
has reported content,

and my group's in charge of...

Can you please put
down the knife?

I'm in charge of a group
that's a part of another group,

that's a part of a bigger group,

that looks at
user-reported content.

My section looks at dick pics.

Dick pics?

DPs.

Why can't a computer do that?

Because sometimes it's
just a cucumber and tomatoes.

You really need the human touch.

Metaphorically speaking.

We have to look through
thousands a day.

Thousands?

Out of millions.

No, that's not real.

It's real.

Oh.

I thought you were
an app developer.

I am. I was, but this is
my main bread and butter now.

Do you have any breakfast?

There's some cereal in
the cabinet over there.

When...

When is the food
shipment coming in?

Um, they said in the
next couple of days,

but there has been
reports of delays.

Okay, well...

Okay.

What?

I need to see what you
have so that I can survive.

Is something wrong?

Nope.

Are you sure?

'Cause it seems like
something's wrong.

People are dying, and
the economy is crashing,

and the world is ending,
and we're out of milk.

I don't have milk.

I know. There's none left.

No. I don't have milk.

Well, you failed
to mention that

before telling me
there was cereal.

I have almond drink.

Whatever you have, you
don't have it anymore.

You know, dairy lobbyists

actually don't
allow alternatives

to put milk on their labels.

Huh, interesting.

Just seems like the cow people

are getting desperate is all.

Any luck there, Sergeant?

Who knows where we'll
be in a week, three weeks?

Maybe longer.

Come on, we need
to have a plan.

I do have a plan. It's
sit back and wait it out.

Take this seriously.

I'm taking this seriously.

No, you're not. You're
drinking all the milk.

Almond drink.

Shut the fuck up.

Almond drink has
hella shelf-life.

If you need something,
just ask for something.

I don't appreciate
all the yelling.

Do you have any
more almond drink?

Why yes, next to
the refrigerator.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Ooh la-la, this will be very
important in the coming days.

Ah.

Yeah, no, not that.

Come on, why not?

Totally, what's mine is yours,

just not this one, please.

What, are you saving up for
when things get really bad?

Nah, kind
of the opposite actually.

What do you mean?

My dad gave this to
me when I graduated,

said to save it for the
next big step in my life.

Kind of feels like a big step.

Totally, just not this one.

What? I'm sure he
would buy you a new one.

I don't think he will.

Welp, I gotta get to work,

lot of
peens to sort through

with everyone
bein' home and all.

Oh my god, gross.

Hello?

Hey, yo,
what's up, girly?

It's Deadre from PKV Group.

Oh, hey Deadre.

How
are you doing in all this?

Yeah, it's, I
mean, crazy, huh?

So crazy, right?

Yeah, like, we're all
here like, what the heck?

And the world's like,
not now, fam.

Yeah, I know.

Mm-hmm, I'm so excited
to start working, though,

when it's over.

Yeah, no, totally.

Um, crazy thing about
that, girly,

and this sucks so much to say,

but, like, we actually are
having to lay off, like,

pretty much everybody.

Oh?

I know.
Eesh, am I right?

Like, kill me. Like,
literally fucking kill me.

Uh-huh.

So
that's even, like, new hires,

which is why I'm calling.

We're going to have to
rescind the offer, hon.

But I, I moved here.

I know, right?

It's like bummer central
out here for everybody.

Even marketing is, like,
so dead. It's nuts.

But hopefully the company
will get to stay afloat,

and we can retain some
employees when the time comes.

Like, honestly, girl, like,
I am with you right now.

Like, I had to cancel
my summer plans.

Like, I was supposed to go
with my girlfriend, Tia.

We were gonna go
to Cape Cod, yeah.

I heard, like, it's
this gorgeous house

that her family has there.
♪ Marvel as the time flies ♪

♪ Right by, baby ♪

♪ And leaves you
behind in the dust ♪

♪ Everything you bought,
such a sad thought, babe ♪

No!

What?

No! God.

As soon as this is over,
I am gonna come over there

and kick your nine-year-old ass.

I'm not a pervert.
You're a pervert.

Oh, hey, I was starting
get worried about you.

No.

Are you playing video games?

Yeah, sorry, I get
a little competitive.

What's so funny?

I just didn't know they
made video games for grownups.

Grownups?

Yeah, the last time I saw
somebody playing a video game,

they were a child.

Last time I heard someone
use the word grownups,

I was a child.

Okay. It's just a
little silly is all.

I guess if you find a multi-billion
dollar industry silly,

then yeah.

Yeah, I do.

Well, geez, sorry
I had nothin' to do

while you were sittin'
in your room all day.

What the hell?

♪ Why don't you take from me ♪

♪ Why don't you take from ♪

Hey.

Hey.

Where are
you? Are you okay?

Uh, yeah.

My first hookup in years,

and I am already
living with the guy.

I, I'm, I'm sorry, what?

It's fine. He seems
harmless enough.

Oh my god, stay there.

Anika and I are gonna
parachute in and get you.

We are coming
to get you, girl.

Hey Anika.

Oh my god, have
you told Clayton yet?

What? No.

Are you kidding me? He'd flip.

Yeah.

So?

What?

So what
is the guy like?

Oh.

Uh, let's just say it's
gonna be a long three weeks.

It's that bad, huh?

I mean, he plays video
games, smacks his food.

Sounds like a dream.

Oh, and get this. His job?

He looks at dick pics all day.

What
does that even mean?

Girl, seriously, run.

That is some
Jeffrey Dahmer shit.

Run away, just run.

Stop. You guys are
making me so jealous.

♪ Look here for me ♪

Oh, hold on one second.

♪ The way I cared for you ♪

Dumb.

♪ Are you prepared to see ♪

♪ A different point of view ♪

♪ Why don't you
take it from me ♪

Who did that?

What?

This is your dream.

- Admit it.
- Shut up.

You're the one without a job.

Mom.

- Be nice.
- What?

- You know I'm right.
- Okay, don't be a dick.

Well, Edna says-

Oh, Edna.

Can you please
wear headphones?

- Okay.
- Is that a girl?

- Someone is getting laid.
- Is that your girlfriend?

- Shut up.
- Hi, honey.

- What's your name?
- Okay, gotta go.

- Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
- Sweetie, sweetie.

I thought it was
video games again.

I do other things, you know.

I'm not just some nerdy gamer.

I wasn't...

You can talk to your family.
I might just make some tea.

Nah, they're fine. It's fine.

They, you know, can
talk without me.

My mom's...

I love her.

Oh, also, thank you for
making me dinner last night.

No problem. I just felt
bad with everything going on.

So I figured I'd make you

one of my world famous
grilled cheeses.

I can give you the
recipe right now, too.

It's bread and
cheese, some butter.

It was good.

I, uh, lost my job.

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

Hey, well, you know what?

Don't worry about
rent this month.

I've got you covered.

Food and bills, I'm
not so sure about that,

but we'll see what's goin' on,
look into the credit card...

Oh.

Obviously I'm kidding.

I'm sorry.

There's no rent.

It's just that

I just moved to here, and, like,

my life is like-

- Oh, hey.
- is a mess,

and I don't know what
I'm gonna.

It's okay.

You know, a lot of people
are losing their jobs, and...

I'm sorry.

What the hell is happening?

It's gonna be okay.

Trust me.

I do have to get
my bacon, though.

Oh.

Faster!

Shut up!

Keep wafting!

- I'm trying!
- Shut up!

Shut up!

Wanna go for a walk?

Does it get old,
looking at dicks all day?

No, actually it
was my childhood dream

to scroll through endless,
horrendous photos online.

So why
do you do it then?

I started an app after
college with some buddies,

and it failed big time.

So, uh, you know,

this was the first thing
that was offered to me,

and here we are.

Were you excited about
your new job, you know?

Kind of, yeah.

I think I was
mostly just excited

to get away from my old life.

Oh, but I mean, New
York City, you know.

It's a grind.

Some people were a grind.

Like, uh, an ex?

How did you know?

It was a wild guess.

Wow.

You don't move for just-

- People.
- People.

We were engaged.

Oh, wow, shit.

What happened, if you
don't mind me asking?

Uh, just life.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

What about you?

What about me?

Any big relationships?

She was ugly.

- Oh god, it-
- What?

It was ugly.

It was an ugly situation.
It ended poorly.

Okay.

I know all about that.

- Oh, you do?
- Yes.

So your fiance
came out to you,

and told you that she
had been cheating on you

with your business partner?

Yikes.

Yeah.

I know this sounds really silly,

but I always kind of
wanted a relationship

like my parents, you know.

They met, fell in love,
got married very quickly.

Very cute, sounds very ideal.

It was.

Why was?

My dad had a heart attack,

passed away a few
years back, so.

I'm sorry.

I just wanna skip to
the part of a relationship

where you get to sit on a porch,

and you don't have to talk,
and, you know, you're just-

- Yeah, you wanna not
talk to your partner.

Exactly. That is perfection.

One girl told me I
was holding her back

from her true potential.

And I guess her true potential
was a guy named Melvin.

Stop.

So I'm starting to wonder
if something's wrong with me.

I'm kind of wondering

if there's something
wrong with these girls.

I get it when you do
something bad, right.

Like, or you can see the steps
that led to a breakup, but-

- Yeah.

Screw cheaters. Seriously,
like, let me know.

Don't put me through the ringer.

It's, I just...

I'm kind of getting dizzy.

Yeah.

♪ Well, I'm just fine ♪

♪ To take it on myself ♪

Hey yinz, welcome back
to Harper's How-tos.

Today we are going to do
something a little fun.

We are gonna make men's
clothing into women's.

And what I...

♪ 'Cause I'm dealin'
with enough ♪

♪ The wasted years come
crawlin' toward you ♪

♪ Now you need some help ♪

♪ Well, I know it's hard
when you're lonesome ♪

♪ Your sorrow can
soak to the bone ♪

♪ One day you'll find
that you're bleedin' out ♪

♪ But, baby, I'm already gone ♪

♪ Well, I know it's hard
when you're lonesome ♪

♪ And sorrow can
soak to the bone ♪

♪ Yeah, one day you'll fine
that you're bleedin' out ♪

♪ And, baby, I'm already gone ♪

Devin, Daddy has to talk
with work right now, okay?

Stay with mama. Bye.

Dude, just be happy you
don't have kids right now.

Yeah, that sounds
kind of fun, though.

How are the little dudes?

I never thought I would say
this, and Catherine agrees,

but they're not cool.

What?

Like, I just, I would
never hang out with my kids

if I wasn't responsible
for their lives.

Do you know what I mean?

- Oh my god, no.
- You know, like,

I don't wanna smoke
weed with them

or play pool with
them or whatever.

Like, they're dumb.

Yeah, they're toddlers.

Yeah, well, we will talk when
you have a few of your own.

I don't think we will.

Hey, Devin.

Devin, go back inside.

It's not safe. The
virus is out here.

Daddy, go.

- Daddy.
- Go back inside, buddy.

Oh, how's the, uh,
how's that girl you're with?

She's honestly really cool.

I mean, she's a little

- angry, but-
- Ooh, bad sign, man.

That's a bad sign, because
along you're with them,

the angrier they get,
and you don't want...

They're gonna just...

She's gonna get angrier.

What?

Doesn't matter what you
do. They just get angrier.

I think it's aging for them.

You know, we get more handsome.
They get, um, angrier.

Wait, Devin.

Devin, grab two more of
these from the fridge.

Yeah, can you bring me...

Devin, hey, Devin.

You're a bad father.

No, you're not, you're not
supposed to be a good father.

You don't get it. You'll get it.

But you don't get it.

What?

You don't get it, man.

♪ Floatin' through the
moonlight, darlin' ♪

Where are the razors?

♪ Does it seem like
for once in your life ♪

♪ You might be
where you belong ♪

♪ Belong ♪

♪ And, darlin',
as it turns out ♪

Ow!

Shit.

Oh shit.

♪ Belong ♪

Ow.

♪ Well, I wish that
you were here ♪

♪ Well, I wish that you were ♪

Hey.

♪ Here ♪

Hey.

What are you doing?

Nothin'.

Can I come up?

Hey.

Hey.

Um, I'm sorry I yelled
at you this morning,

and last night, and yesterday.

It's okay.

Honestly, I'm surprised
you haven't yelled at me.

Yeah.

Oh, wait.

Hold on one second.

What is this?

No. Where did you find that?

I've just been bored.

Are you spying on me?

What is it?

I had
a rap-rock group.

So this is you.

Oh my god.

♪ There is no future ♪

Oh my god.

We listened to a lot of
Lincoln Park and Evanescence

at the time.

The Children of Brokenness?

We also had a
record deal, I swear.

- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

What is this?

♪ Brokenness ♪

♪ We ♪

♪ We are ♪
♪ Children of ♪

And we have a full disc.

♪ We know hopelessness ♪

♪ We ♪

♪ Well, I wish that
you were here ♪

Hi.

Hey.

Uh, do you mind if I
sleep in here tonight?

Just, the bed downstairs
isn't very comfortable.

Uh, totally, yeah.

Thanks.

I'll stay on my side.

I can put
a pillow in between us,

so, uh, no funny business.

♪ So wrong ♪

♪ So long, Ma, and so long, Pa ♪

♪ It's an awful shame
to end this way ♪

♪ I'm not surprised at all ♪

♪ Sunshine, blue skies ♪

♪ Walkin' down the road ♪

Bro, I never said,
"We're all gonna die."

Okay, what I said was,
"We all could die."

Big difference.

♪ Sunshine, blue skies ♪

♪ Just walkin' down the road ♪

♪ Troubled waters
circlin' down below ♪

♪ Right now I'd wish
I'd burned that bridge ♪

♪ A long, long time ago ♪

Back in the day, we
didn't call them experts.

We call 'em nerds,
and we pantsed 'em,

and we stuck their heads
in toilets and flushed it,

their hair all swirled
around, and everybody laughed.

Hey.

Hi.

- Oh!
- Oh my god!

Did you check the
expiration date on that meat?

Nah, that doesn't matter.

♪ Times are changin' ♪

♪ Time to step outside ♪

♪ And realize what
you're searchin' for ♪

♪ Is right before your eyes ♪

♪ Sunshine, blue skies ♪

♪ Just walkin' down the road ♪

- Toilet paper.
- Throw pillows or...

Suck on deez nuts!

Ooh, she
killed your ass.

That's not what your
mama said last night,

you little punk.

I'm not sayin' pour
this down your mouth,

but what if you just
drink little bit of it?

Just a few more steps, and-

- Are you gonna walk
us both off the patio?

No. Why would I do that?

Voila.

Wow.

What is it?

So do you remember
our first date?

Our only date.

Sure.

But you told me you
wanted to learn something.

Hmm.

So I figured I'd teach
you how to two-step.

What? I thought
you didn't know how.

I might've taught
myself a thing or two.

Hmm.

Ma'am.

Now, it's pretty simple.

It's just a little one, two,

bend, two.

Back, and then I do

- a little spin right here.
- Ooh.

- Oops.
- And, oh, whoops.

- Sorry, I, uh-
- Whoops.

set these lights a little low.

Okay.

Have you ever heard
about that study,

where any two people
can fall in love?

Mm, I didn't think you
were such a romantic.

No, I...

Well, apparently, if you ask
each other a bunch of questions

and then stare into one
another's eyes for five minutes,

you fall in love.

Oh?

You wanna try?

Okay.

♪ But if you fall ♪

Okay.

♪ If you fall ♪

♪ Well, if you fall ♪

♪ Go on and lose it all ♪

♪ And fall ♪

♪ Fall apart ♪

♪ Well, I don't think
you meant what you said ♪

♪ I know your heart ♪

♪ So quick to take ♪

That was not five
minutes.

I cheated on my fiance.

Oh.

Once.

Okay.

I'm a terrible person.

I mean...

I like you.

That's why I'm, I'm
telling you this.

I thought you didn't
want a relationship.

I didn't, I...

I don't.

Oh.

We were falling out for
years, not going anywhere.

Like, I feel like he
just proposed to me

just to avoid a fight.

But you said yes.

Yeah. Yeah, I said yes.

I, I,

I just didn't know how
to break it off with him.

I mean, he knew me so
well, and I knew him.

And, and,

and the last thing I wanted
to do was break his heart.

And instead I did way worse.

I am a shit.

I wouldn't say that.

I am.

No, I wouldn't say "a shit."

Okay, I'm a, a tramp.

I definitely
want to say that either.

I'm a cheater.

Please say something.

My cousin took me
fishing once, so boring.

I hated it, truly.

Not...

Don't say just anything, like...

Just because I
went fishing once

doesn't make me a
fishermen, you know?

Okay.

You cheated.

You are not a fisherman.

Okay.

I think I get what
you're saying.

I'm saying

I like you, too.

I'm afraid to ask.

What?

Is it the world ending,
or do you actually like me?

Believe it or
not, I actually like you.

I wish you didn't have
to say "believe it or not,"

but thanks.

Hey.

Nope!

Hey.

Hey.

You look...

Are you good?

Yeah. Uh, I'm safe, and you?

Good, uh, got back to
my family's cabin upstate

before all this happened, so.

Oh, that's good.

That's good.

- How's the-
- I've been...

What?

Uh, nothing, just...

Oh, uh.

Sor-

- It's stuck.

I had a lot of time

- to think, so-
- Okay, you're back.

Sorry?

Stuck?

I'll just let you talk.

Can you hear me?

Why are you nodding?

I just don't wanna talk while-

- You don't wanna talk?

No, no, no, no, it's-

- No?

No, I do wanna talk.

Then why did you answer?

No, I...

Okay, I'm sorry, it...

Yeah, it's a little
too late for that now.

- Clayton, I made a mistake.
- Why'd I even bother calling?

Hey, hey, hey, the you are.

- Oh.
- Oh my god.

Who the hell is that?

Who is that? Who are
you on the phone with?

My ex.

What?

Put pants on!

That's who you left me for?

I'm the other man?

What?

Seriously, him? That?

Hey.

Hey, leave.

- Sorry.
- Get the hell out.

Clayton, I'm sorry, it's-

- I don't know why I
even bother calling.

I really don't know why I even
bother trying to fix this.

You can't fix us.

I don't, I don't
want you to.

Listen, I'm...

I am an asshole,

okay, and I will never,
ever forgive myself.

And you don't deserve that.

You don't deserve me.

You don't.

Clayton?

Damn it.

You still
haven't put clothes on.

Did you cheat on
your fiance with me?

Why are you still naked?

He was very attractive.

The Wi-Fi's out.

What?

I need air.

He was very attractive.

I need air.

Am I the other man?

No!

Hiya, neighbor. Oh my
heavens, he's buck naked.

Jerky?

Huh?

You want some jerky?

What kind of meat is it?

It's just generic.

Huh.

17 years of marriage,

and you wouldn't think
a mandatory lockdown

would be the thing that
breaks us, but it is.

You'd think
it'd be her cookin'.

What did you say?

I said that you'd think
that it would be your cookin'

that would break us apart,
or, you know, after all years.

We really do appreciate y'all
openin' your door for us.

We really needed human
connection, you know?

I

think we may go, or...

No, no, no, no, no.

No, please stay. Please stay.

Don't go. Stay, please.

I know, why don't you tell me

how you little love birds met.

Uh.

I'm a bit of a
prepper, myself.

What?

I said, I'm a
bit of a prepper.

Oh, a bit, you
should see our garage.

It's just one giant
jar of peanut butter.

- Shh.
- What?

I told you to be
quiet about that.

- What?
- We keep it on the DL.

- What?
- We don't talk about

- what's in the-
- Nobody wants to get

your freeze-dried MREs, Joe.

Nobody wants them.

You'd be surprised.

Are you kidding?

She's kidding, right?

So, young love, it's so nice.

Oh, it's, we're not...

It's not?

We should do a game night.

They hardly know us, Joe.

We are known for
our game nights.

Oh.

Joe won't take me to concerts.

Oh.

So how long have
you been a prepper?

Read an article about

how the federal government
controls water supply lines

and bought my first
urine-to-water converter

about 15 years ago.

Drove me crazy,
but look at us now,

drivin' everyone crazy, huh.

Who'd have thought we'd
need our social circle

to stay sane, but I guess,
at the end of the day,

you need your friends.

And I can't figure out how to
use the dang video telephone.

Can you help with that? Can
you help him with his phone?

- I mean-
- Is that thing

to convert pee to water?

No, we have that part
down, honey. We can do that.

Basically,
government's makin' plans

to weaken the tent
poles of the society.

Thankfully, we have a
president who isn't an insider,

like all those sewer rats.

I'm sorry, excuse me?

It's a fact.

Now, Joe has a composter.

I read things,
different things.

You don't, you
don't actually think

that the president
has our best interest.

It's a fact. I
mean, I read a lot of stuff.

Can you compost paper towels?

Got about six more months
of this lockdown, minimum.

Unbleached paper
towels, they'll compost.

That cannot be accurate.

- It's accurate.
- Six months?

Any unbleached
paper product will do.

I mean, it's very good

- for the soil.
- Maybe not according to

- mainstream media projections.
- It oxidizes it.

You gotta keep the
masses from panicking, man.

- That can't be accurate.
- Or maybe it nitrodizes,

- like nitrogen.
- I read a lot

- of different things.
- I can't remember.

- I'd say about 15 years-
- I've actually

- been trying-
- if we're gonna-

- to get into composting. - put a number on it.
- What the hell are you saying?

Okay, okay, it's
saying there's a Wi-Fi signal,

just no service,
but the ethernet...

Wait.

Maybe you should
call the company.

No, I've had
this happen before.

Geez, six months.

That guy was crazy.

Damn it.

That guy was crazy.

Can we talk about
how your ex saw my junk

and then said, uh,
"You left me for that?"

Let me try.

Go ahead.

I cannot be trapped
here for six months,

not without Wi-Fi.

I'm sorry. I didn't
realize you were trapped.

What?

I didn't realize
you were trapped.

It says there's a
Wi-Fi signal but no service.

I already said that.

All right,
should I call the company?

No, I will figure it out.

Am I a rebound?

Stop that.

I just, I feel used.

Stop that.

I do.

Six months
with no Wi-Fi?

You should call the company.

Stop saying that.

What are we gonna do
the whole time, read?

Why did you tell
Nancy that we weren't a thing?

Because we're not.

I don't know. It's new.

Is that why you
called your ex?

He called me.

And you answered.

Sounds like regret to me.

I knew this was too
good to be true.

Admit it. Just please,
let's be up front.

This was too good to be true.

I haven't talked to
him since everything.

I'm just, I'm confused.

Okay.

I will call about the Wi-Fi.

You told me that you didn't
wanna be in a relationship,

and so I held off trying.

Thank you for sparing me.

Okay.

English.

You know what I mean.

No.

Geez, I just mean that
I was actively trying

not to fall for you.

I'm talking to the phone.

I,

I just can't handle
another broken heart.

No, damn it.

- Chill.
- Don't tell me to chill.

Don't string me along.

Speak with operator.

Please.

Why is the Wi-Fi not working?

Why were you talking
to your fiance?

Ex.

Did you miss him
after sleeping with me?

- Resetting your router.
- Yes.

Okay.

I'm talking...

You are exhausting.

Broken internet.

Can you please
put down the phone?

Yes.

No.

Why did you call him, regret?

We were together
for eight years.

What?

Yeah, I answered an eight-year
ex's phone call, okay?

Can
you repeat your issue?

Are you happy? Is that good?

Broken internet.

Please
hold as I connect you

with the nearest representative.

Trapped
with some nerdy guy

who looks at dicks all day.

You are so insecure.

So you actually think that?

That's how you see yourself.

No, no, that's how
I heard you laughing

and talking to your
friends about me.

Oh, so you were spying on me?

You weren't exactly
quiet about it.

I, I didn't know you then.

Yeah? So?

So you aren't in my position.

Ah, ah, ah, trapped
in your position.

Now you
sound like my ex.

Stop comparing me to him.

I'm doing that enough as it is.

What? Who?

Your ex.

What?

What do you mean what?

This morning, when I walked in,

and an Adonis of a
man saw my naked body

and was surprised
that someone like you

would ever end up
with someone like me.

How can you
even think like that?

How can I not think like that?

You're gorgeous, and I'm, uh...

I knew it was too
good to be true.

Yeah, I know. You
already said that.

So it is.

No.

Are you talking to the phone?

Are you talking to me?

To the phone?

Thank
you for your patience.

We appreciate your service.

Telecom Services offers

the fastest and most reliable
internet in our country.

Thank you for
being our customer.

You lied on our first date.

Wouldn't you, if
your job was looking at

America's most wanted
cock and balls?

Gross.

You're gross.

Since when does
failing at making one app

make you an app developer?

At least I have a job.

Okay.

Have you
tried resetting your router?

You like playing
with my heart.

You like saying one thing
and then doing another.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do.

Oh my god. I hate it here.

I knew it was too
good to be true.

Oh, boo-hoo.

You are such a mean person.

Oh god, you act like
you're the Elephant Man.

Don't break my heart like
you did your ex-fiance's.

No, you're manipulating
this to make me feel bad,

- and I won't, I refuse.
- You have been patronizing me

since day one, and I'm so-

- Lazy is lazy,

and quitting after failing
on your dreams once

shows that you're ready to quit

- on everything else easily too.
- I'm ready to quit

on everything else?

You are an adulterer.

An adulterer?

Yeah, and you're so angry.

I am working on that.

I knew this was
too good to be true.

Oh my god, you are
such a fucking headcase.

And you're a cheater,
and you don't deserve love!

You're right.

We're through.

We never were.

You have made that
abundantly clear.

We're sorry.

Due to an increase in demand,

no representatives are
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- 43 hours.

Shut up!

Goodbye.

♪ Well, I don't
wanna play anymore ♪

♪ Well, I don't
wanna play anymore ♪

♪ 'Cause, baby, Norm's
on second base ♪

♪ And left field feels like ♪

What the hell?
What's wrong with you?

What the hell?

I'm charging you for that.

Go ahead.

You're a real
psycho, you know.

Piece of shit.

♪ Well, I don't
wanna pray anymore ♪

♪ Well, I don't
wanna pray anymore ♪

You're an asshole.

I'm just checkin' to
make sure this thing works.

Did you drink all
the almond milk?

Almond drink.

Bitch.

♪ Hope it's worth it ♪

♪ All the dreams
you were denied ♪

- ♪ Every single time ♪
- Fuck!

What are you doing?

Gotta shit.

Not now, you don't.

Now, I do.

What are...

No. What are you doing?

Oh man, ow, ow.

Oh my god.

That's like a baseball.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna die.

Flush the toilet.

Flush the toilet,
and wash your hands!

I'm saving water.

Flush the toilet!

It's just not fair to
consistently put my trust into...

I don't wanna put 'em
in one group, but women.

I mean, I do trust
women, but it hurts

to get my heart broken,

to get cheated on or
sidestepped, and

I just feel like
maybe it's just me,

because everyone else seems
to have it figured out.

Far as I'm concerned,

the only two healthy
responses in relationships

are, "Yes, dear," and,
"I'm sorry, dear."

And that's it.

Do you have pants
on under there?

Wait, it's green.

Oh my god, it's green.

Yes, thank you so much.

I fixed the...

♪ Well, I don't wanna ♪
I fixed the Wi-Fi!

♪ Play anymore ♪

Things took a turn
for the worse here.

She tried to bite you?

What? No.

Pretty good
guess, though, yeah?

- No.
- I'm usually pretty good

at picking out the biters.

How do you do it, man?

Do what?

Life with someone
else, with Catherine.

How do you make it work?

Shit.

Yeah. I'm feeling that.

Oh, no, no. I, uh, I shit.

You know, the bathroom, it's
kind of like my office now.

Oh.

I am never gonna pretend

that I fully understand
Catherine, 'cause I don't.

Like, sometimes we'll just
be watching "Chicago PD,"

havin' a great time, and
she will just start weeping,

like just crying, tears, tears,

and somehow that's my fault.

Sounds confusing.

Yeah, but, man, if
I got married again,

she would definitely
be my best man.

That's actually really sweet.

And even with the crying
for no reason at all

or the look she gives me
or, like, the yelling at me

'cause I accidentally
killed the cat-

- What? What?

I still love her, you know,

even with those faults
of hers, you know?

I mean, I really love
everything about her.

Hmm.

You've just gotta accept
people for who they are.

Like, I'm not good with tools.

Like, I can't hang
a TV on the wall

without it, like, fallin' off

and droppin' it on
the cat, or whatever.

- What is going on here?
- Yeah?

Okay. Okay, buddy, gotta go.

Coming
up on "Sex Island."

bugger,
it's either me or Tristan.

I never touched
her, you bloody.

Tensions
get high in the Bum Hut.

I saw you lickin'

his Johnny right in the Bum Hut.

I smelt your porky pie.

Oh yeah, she was
snoggin' on my wanker.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No!

To the American people,

y'all have been fire through
all of this, for real.

I mean, minus the tragic deaths

and the other party
tryin' to make me out

to be some kind of bad guy.

Like, I mean,
what's that about anyway?

Like, who wins in that?

But you, the people, y'all
have been mega chill.

So I'm gonna break it to you.

I've been talkin' with my team,
and they, they laid it out,

very easy terms.

We have to stay in
a little longer.

I'm actually not sure how much
longer, maybe a lot longer.

We don't know.

This is hell.

- But just sit tight.
- I'm in hell.

- This is hell.
- 'Cause I got this. I'm gonna tell you right now.

- How can they even...
- I'm the president

- of the United States.
- Oh my god.

- I'm not even quite sure-
- This is hell.

- how much longer that is.
- That's...

- Hell, I'm in hell.
- A little longer, a lot longer. - There's no way.

- This is hell, this is hell.
- More longer.

- Stay frosty, America.
- Oh my god.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Peace.

I just wanna go home.
I wanna see my family.

♪ Well, hand grenades
and horseshoes, baby ♪

♪ Close is not the only thing ♪

♪ I can give you
close to nothin' ♪

♪ I just want you close to me ♪

♪ Well, you said that
I'm halfway crazy ♪

♪ But halfway beats
the whole damn thing ♪

♪ So when I say I'm
crazy 'bout you ♪

♪ Babe, I know
just what I mean ♪

♪ Well, the going's
always easy ♪

♪ But it's so hard bein' gone ♪

♪ Well, hand grenades
and horseshoes, baby ♪

♪ Close is not the only thing ♪

What are you doing?

Good morning.

You're freaking me out.

I figured, since
the world is ending,

and we're stuck with each
other for God knows how long,

and we can't be in love,

and I don't think we
should be in hate,

we might as well be in friends.

Okay.

And do you know
what friends do?

Have sex?

What? No.

What kind of
friends do you have?

Not that kind, I just thought
that's where you were going.

Why would I be going there?

I don't know. You're a guy.

Okay, point taken, but no.

Friends get drunk together.

No, that's your
dad's. I can't.

It is, but I can't think of

a better time to
drink it than now.

Dude, no.

Too late.

Yes.

Let's get swastey.

♪ Well, I traced the
deepest trenches ♪

♪ Of your heart's topography ♪

♪ And the darkness
was extensive ♪

♪ Least as far as I can see ♪

♪ God damn the
mess you made me ♪

♪ You're the wretch that just
might save me, I believe ♪

Mm-mm.

What?

That's the worst one yet.

Oh yeah, it's so gross

♪ Underneath our feet ♪

♪ In the cold organic matter ♪

♪ That we're never
meant to see ♪

♪ God damn the
mess you made me ♪

♪ You're the wretch that just
might save me, I believe ♪

- Okay.
- Okay.

Every time the news says
virus, you have to take a drink.

Okay.

And I do
mean that literally.

It is an extremely
contagious virus-

- There's another one.
- that a lot of people

need to be taking a serious.

Dude, no way.

What? What?

I think I have the plug.

No.

Weed drone!

Hell yeah.

The future is crazy.

Yeah.

Now what do we do?

I don't know. I
thought you smoked.

I thought you smoked.

♪ On ancient page in
blood as black as ink ♪

♪ That night you
gave your life away ♪

♪ To love and be set free ♪

♪ God damn the
mess you made me ♪

♪ You're the wretch ♪

- Oh no.
- Son of a bitch.

All definitely
could be a metaphor.

Like, I'm not opposed to that.

Work could be.

♪ And you circled round ♪
♪ Lovin' ♪

♪ Some pentagram as smoke ♪
♪ You, you ♪

♪ Filled up the street ♪
♪ I will ♪

Oh my god, I have an idea.

What?

Let's TP Joe and Nancy.

Yes, dude.

One.

Holy shit.

Oh my god, what?

- Holy shit!
- I told you

he had a gun.

We got TPed, Nance.

They got us real good.

- I don't even know what-
- It's a scooter-

- this is, but I like it.
- scooter-based dating app.

You can own your own apart...

You can own an apartment.

♪ God damn the
mess you made me ♪

♪ You're the wretch that just
might save me, I believe ♪

I don't know if that's an app.

You have not.

I have dyed my beard, yes.

Why?

This side gets uneven,
and I get the goatee and...

That's so g-

You were just gonna
say he didn't say-

- But I didn't say it.

- You are such a hater, dude.
- Stop, dude, stop.

My best friends are gay.

So you were gonna say it!

No!

Yes!

You hate your best friends.

♪ It all was meant to be ♪

♪ God damn the
mess you made me ♪

♪ You're the wretch that just
might save me, I believe ♪

Oh.

Does this make
my legs look big?

Oh shh.

Oh no.

Are you okay?

I just feel bad.

Wait.

Ready?

Sup?

What's up?

Do I look hot?

So hot.

Really?

I think I'm...

You look really
hot in this outfit.

Shut up.

Oh, whoa.

What?

You don't? No?

Oh.

Holy shit.

Ow.

What was that?

Guns?

Water.

I can't see anything.

Tonight, with
the discovery of a vaccine,

the president
addressed the nation.

Yeah, we did it!

American, America!

Yeah, baby, we did it.

We did...

Oh, you know what, I
should say, I did it, okay.

I made it happen.

I don't know if y'all heard,

but my little homeys at
the CDC did their thing,

and they made the
thing to stop the thing

so we can get on
with this thing.

You know what I'm
sayin'?

Feels good, man.

So y'all just get
back to your lives.

Get back to livin',
and do your thing.

Whoo, yeah!

Yeah, whoo!

And you, you
if you didn't believe in me.

Lockdown
will be lifted in droves

over the next two months,

depending on local municipal
authority's release plan.

Let me get this.

Thank you.

Well, hey, I guess
I'll, uh, see you around.

Yeah, maybe not for a while.

Agreed.

Hey, for real,
thank you again.

Don't mention it, you know.

♪ Well, I wish that
you were here. ♪

Should be here
like any second.

Totally, totally.

And about us...

Oh, dude, just, uh...

I think we should enjoy
the fact that this is over,

- you know?
- Yeah, yes.

It's over.

We tried it.

Didn't work.

We move on.

Maybe in different
circumstances.

Maybe, maybe.

Probably not.

It was fun.

I just wouldn't recommend
it to anyone else.

No.

That's it.

Well, hey.

Bye.

Yeah.

Okay, bye.

Bye.

And hey, uh, enjoy the city.

It's actually much
bigger than my house.

I hope so, yeah.

See ya.

See ya.

♪ Well, this time ♪

♪ Won't be the last time ♪

♪ The last time
that I come around ♪

♪ And still somehow
make it out alive ♪

♪ Well, this time ♪

♪ Won't be the last time ♪

♪ The last time I
get knocked down ♪

♪ To you, I'm bound, and
who's to say it's right ♪

♪ Well, if you fall ♪

♪ Yeah, if you fall ♪

♪ Yeah, if you fall ♪

♪ Go on and lose it all ♪

♪ And fall ♪

♪ Fall apart ♪

♪ Well, I don't think
you meant what you said ♪

♪ I know your heart ♪

♪ So quick to take the
long way most days ♪

♪ You say somethin' that you
read on a loose page, baby ♪

♪ Livin' in your head
like an old sage ♪

♪ Ain't so dark ♪

Hi, welcome.

♪ Fall apart ♪

All set, thank you.

I'm actually just
meeting a friend here.

I see her right there.

Hi.

Hello.

Wow.

Uh, how are you?

I'm good. I'm good.

Um, I quit my job.

Wow, ballsy.

No, no, not anymore,
no more balls.

So what are you doing now?

Uh, I'm actually
in app development.

I'm not lying this time.

It's, uh, got some funding
for a new idea, so.

Wow, that's amazing.

Yeah, thanks.

It'll be a while, but we'll
see kind of where it goes.

What about you? What's new?

What's goin' on?

Uh.

Yeah, I've, I've, I'm good.

I've, uh, got a place.

Good.

Um, yep.

And I'm on the fourth round
of interviews at this company,

this new job.

Mm-hmm.

Um.

That's really great. Are
you, uh, seeing anyone?

Uh, no.

No, I needed
a bit of a break.

I feel ya.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Are you?

Yeah, kind of
started up this thing

with a girl from an app.

Oh.

- So.
- Wow.

Yeah, we'll see where
it goes, you know.

Yeah, um.

That...

Hey, uh, why so nervous?

You know?

- It's just me.
- Yeah.

And we've spent a
lot of time together.

I've actually been thinking
about that time a lot,

between us.

Yeah?

Yeah, I just think, to be
honest, I was such an ass.

No, no.

- No.
- Honestly, I-

- I was, and I have
absolutely no excuse for it,

because yeah, I think I just
really liked you,

and I didn't want to,
you know, mess it up,

but what a weird thing to
mess up in those circumstances

with everything going on.

Please, um, stop.

No, I wanna get this out.

I think it was really great
that we went through it,

and now I'm just seein', like,

it absolutely
wouldn't have worked.

It's like, instead of
a full, year-by-year,

full-blown relationship
with all the pain,

it's like, we gotta
condense that to three weeks

and figure that out.

And as friends, we, we, we...

We gotta be friends
now, and we're friendly,

and this is great,
and what's, uh...

♪ Well, time to move
on down the line ♪

♪ I'm gonna take
my piece of mind ♪

♪ I'm gonna take my
dear, sweet time ♪

♪ Just walkin' out the door ♪

♪ Well, hard luck's
been a friend of mine ♪

♪ Smoked my weed
and drinks my wine ♪

♪ I nearly let
him rob me blind ♪

♪ But hey, that's
what friends are for ♪

♪ Well, ain't no time to wait ♪

♪ I rush to find my place ♪

♪ Yeah, love can make
things things easier ♪

♪ Well, love, I hope you stay ♪

♪ Well, sweet Eileen,
my sweet revenge ♪

♪ I nearly thought
I had you then ♪

♪ But now is now ♪

♪ And that was when I
never could be sure ♪

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♪ But the times have
changed, and so have I ♪

♪ Seen the past
with my own eyes ♪

♪ Comes around and never dies ♪

♪ The same way as before ♪

♪ There ain't no time to wait ♪

♪ I rush to find my place ♪

♪ Yeah, love could
make things easier ♪

♪ Well, love, I hope you stay ♪

♪ Solo ♪

♪ There is no future ♪

♪ Without the past ♪

♪ Like an anal tumor ♪

♪ You can kiss my ass ♪

♪ We, we are ♪

♪ The Children of Brokenness ♪

♪ We, we know ♪

♪ We know hopelessness ♪

♪ We, we are ♪

♪ The Children of Brokenness ♪

♪ Children of Brokenness
gather 'round ♪

♪ Listen to my sad
story right now ♪

♪ Mommy don't love me,
Daddy don't love me ♪

♪ God don't care ♪

♪ My whole life is one
black pit of despair ♪

♪ Every day, every night ♪

♪ I'm alone ♪

♪ No one calls me on the phone ♪

♪ We, we are ♪

♪ The Children of Brokenness ♪

♪ We, we know ♪

♪ We know hopelessness ♪

♪ We, we are ♪

♪ The Children of Brokenness ♪

♪ Well, I know I can't tell
from where I'm standin' ♪

♪ But now I feel that
summer's almost gone ♪

♪ And I know it can
be a lot to handle ♪

♪ To get let down by gettin'
what you've wanted all along ♪

♪ And comin' down the stairs, ♪

♪ Combin' back your
yellow hair, it was ♪

♪ Well, comin'
down the stairs, ♪

♪ Combin' back your
yellow hair, it was ♪