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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,301 --> 00:00:07,396 Maman. 2 00:00:09,982 --> 00:00:13,917 VOICES OUTSIDE 3 00:00:13,942 --> 00:00:16,276 YELLING 4 00:00:31,221 --> 00:00:33,117 KNOCKING ON DOOR 5 00:00:35,372 --> 00:00:36,957 MAN SPEAKING OUTSIDE 6 00:00:38,732 --> 00:00:40,316 SHOUTING 7 00:00:43,142 --> 00:00:46,117 KNOCKING ON DOOR, SHOUTING 8 00:01:04,421 --> 00:01:07,117 SOBBING 9 00:01:27,262 --> 00:01:29,627 SHE GASPS 10 00:01:29,652 --> 00:01:31,037 SIGHS 11 00:01:42,541 --> 00:01:50,541 # Do you remember the first time that my eyes set on you? 12 00:01:52,372 --> 00:01:55,627 # Your smile came from nowhere 13 00:01:55,652 --> 00:01:57,987 # For some time never 14 00:01:58,012 --> 00:02:01,727 # Or some time soon 15 00:02:01,752 --> 00:02:05,196 # The road is a long one 16 00:02:05,221 --> 00:02:09,797 # I was only passing through 17 00:02:12,372 --> 00:02:19,237 # I was only passing through. # 18 00:02:27,572 --> 00:02:30,597 Bonjour. Bonjour. Are you the landlord? 19 00:02:30,622 --> 00:02:32,157 I am indeed. Miles. 20 00:02:33,262 --> 00:02:34,877 Niall. 21 00:02:34,902 --> 00:02:37,837 I wondered if I could put this up on your notice board. 22 00:02:37,862 --> 00:02:39,627 Oh, I love this show. 23 00:02:39,652 --> 00:02:41,186 Oh, thanks. 24 00:02:41,211 --> 00:02:44,396 The one where the bloke double glazed all the chateau windows 25 00:02:44,421 --> 00:02:47,316 and then he had to change them back. That's brilliant telly. 26 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:50,516 Glad you're a fan. And you're coming to Saint Victoire? 27 00:02:50,541 --> 00:02:53,627 Yeah. We have a couple of artists from Nice, 28 00:02:53,652 --> 00:02:55,847 a couple of vineyard owners from Bordeaux, 29 00:02:55,872 --> 00:02:58,097 and we thought we'd come the antique capital 30 00:02:58,122 --> 00:02:59,977 of the south to complete the set. 31 00:03:00,002 --> 00:03:01,817 When? Tomorrow. 32 00:03:01,842 --> 00:03:04,137 A bit short notice, I know. No, not at all. 33 00:03:04,162 --> 00:03:06,057 Word will get around town quick. 34 00:03:06,082 --> 00:03:07,817 Especially when my wife hears. 35 00:03:07,842 --> 00:03:10,177 Now, she was a pop star, you know? 36 00:03:10,202 --> 00:03:13,257 Wow! Gosh, I thought I was coming here for the antiques. 37 00:03:13,282 --> 00:03:15,777 You never know who you're going to come across in this job. 38 00:03:15,802 --> 00:03:17,927 Hey, come along for a casting. 39 00:03:17,952 --> 00:03:19,777 You try stopping me. Super. 40 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:24,697 All right. Is it OK if I plug in my laptop while I do a bit of work? 41 00:03:24,722 --> 00:03:25,737 Yeah, sure it is. 42 00:03:25,762 --> 00:03:27,456 And what can I get you to drink? 43 00:03:27,481 --> 00:03:28,666 I'll have a glass of Pomerol. 44 00:03:28,691 --> 00:03:31,137 Excellent choice. On the house. 45 00:03:31,162 --> 00:03:32,286 Thanks. 46 00:03:33,872 --> 00:03:35,777 So we just give up, then? 47 00:03:35,802 --> 00:03:38,666 Let her admit to killing my husband and get away with it? 48 00:03:38,691 --> 00:03:41,377 It was not technically an admittance. 49 00:03:41,402 --> 00:03:43,536 Sorry, did you read the note? 50 00:03:43,561 --> 00:03:44,977 "Smoking kills." 51 00:03:45,002 --> 00:03:47,737 My husband's lighter was filled with cyanide, 52 00:03:47,762 --> 00:03:50,177 and she posted me the missing valve. 53 00:03:50,202 --> 00:03:51,847 What more admittance do you need? 54 00:03:51,872 --> 00:03:53,487 We called the florist. 55 00:03:53,512 --> 00:03:57,456 The flowers were ordered online under a temporary email address. 56 00:03:57,481 --> 00:03:59,737 Can we check how they were paid for or...? 57 00:03:59,762 --> 00:04:02,027 We have. There is no trace. 58 00:04:02,052 --> 00:04:03,536 So what do we do now? 59 00:04:03,561 --> 00:04:06,817 The ring and the note have both been sent off to our forensics. 60 00:04:06,842 --> 00:04:10,097 As soon as we have the results, you will be the first to know. 61 00:04:10,122 --> 00:04:12,017 And how long will that take? 62 00:04:12,042 --> 00:04:13,177 As long as it takes. 63 00:04:14,691 --> 00:04:16,336 Thanks, Andre. 64 00:04:16,361 --> 00:04:18,847 We are doing everything we can, Mrs White. 65 00:04:18,872 --> 00:04:19,927 Thank you. 66 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:28,767 Where are you going? "As long as it takes." 67 00:04:28,792 --> 00:04:33,456 My husband gets murdered, and he says, "As long as it takes." 68 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:35,257 What more can he do, Jean? 69 00:04:35,282 --> 00:04:37,307 There just isn't enough to go on. 70 00:04:37,332 --> 00:04:39,767 Why are you all so calm round here? 71 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:41,567 What's it going to take to get you worked up? 72 00:04:41,592 --> 00:04:44,017 Look, I understand that you're mad, but... But what? 73 00:04:44,042 --> 00:04:47,017 Andre is a good copper. And if he says he's doing everything he can, 74 00:04:47,042 --> 00:04:48,697 then he is. 75 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:49,847 Great. 76 00:04:55,361 --> 00:04:57,947 A large G&T, please, Niall. Do you want one? 77 00:04:57,972 --> 00:04:59,097 No, you're all right. 78 00:04:59,122 --> 00:05:01,617 I'll just have a lemonade what with it still be morning. 79 00:05:01,642 --> 00:05:03,487 I'll bring them over, then, shall I? 80 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:04,947 Yeah. OK. 81 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,127 Niall, can I...? 82 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,586 Oh, cheers, Niall. 83 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:12,127 You're welcome, Miles. 84 00:05:13,202 --> 00:05:14,586 You're being served, Dom? 85 00:05:14,611 --> 00:05:16,047 Yes. Er, no, I was. 86 00:05:16,072 --> 00:05:18,767 Oh, he's back now. I'll have a large gin and tonic 87 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:20,017 and a lemonade, please. 88 00:05:20,042 --> 00:05:21,377 Bit early, isn't it? 89 00:05:22,642 --> 00:05:23,897 What a lovely bloke. 90 00:05:25,252 --> 00:05:27,656 Yeah? He's a TV producer. 91 00:05:27,681 --> 00:05:29,847 Who...Who's a TV producer? 92 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:33,127 Miles. He's in town casting for A New Life In France. 93 00:05:33,152 --> 00:05:34,586 The post is on the notice board. 94 00:05:34,611 --> 00:05:37,017 Oh, I love that show. Me too. 95 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:39,456 Have you seen the one with the double glazing? Oh, yeah! 96 00:05:39,481 --> 00:05:42,177 "Take 'em out!" When's the castings? 97 00:05:42,202 --> 00:05:44,536 Excuse me. Er, Mrs White? 98 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:46,297 Hello. My name is Adele. 99 00:05:46,322 --> 00:05:48,586 I work for Judith and Jeremy. 100 00:05:48,611 --> 00:05:53,586 Oh, yes. I saw you over there when I was looking at the fake cutlery. 101 00:05:53,611 --> 00:05:55,097 Yeah. Yes. 102 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:58,767 And I wondered if you could use your expertise to help me. 103 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,277 Oh, then, sit down. 104 00:06:01,581 --> 00:06:04,237 Well, I'll... I'll do my best. 105 00:06:04,262 --> 00:06:08,636 My mother is quite ill and suffers from night terrors. 106 00:06:08,661 --> 00:06:11,636 She has had them all her life ever since being a child 107 00:06:11,661 --> 00:06:13,516 of Nazi-occupied France. 108 00:06:15,052 --> 00:06:20,556 But...recently they have got very, very much worse. 109 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,747 Oh, that's awful. 110 00:06:22,772 --> 00:06:25,636 She treasures this old book left by her mother 111 00:06:25,661 --> 00:06:28,027 and is convinced that the secrets of this book 112 00:06:28,052 --> 00:06:30,847 will give her the answers she needs. 113 00:06:30,872 --> 00:06:33,197 I want her to find peace. 114 00:06:33,222 --> 00:06:35,237 I need your help. 115 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,847 Darling, would you happen to have a couple of spare 116 00:06:37,872 --> 00:06:40,027 Chateauneuf- Du — Pa pes lying around? 117 00:06:40,052 --> 00:06:43,747 I don't know how it happened but we seem to have run out! 118 00:06:43,772 --> 00:06:44,997 Hello. 119 00:06:46,052 --> 00:06:47,636 Hello. 120 00:06:47,661 --> 00:06:49,947 Earth calling Celine. 121 00:06:49,972 --> 00:06:51,747 Can I help you, Judith? 122 00:06:51,772 --> 00:06:53,306 Is she all right? 123 00:06:53,331 --> 00:06:54,797 She's excited about Miles. 124 00:06:54,822 --> 00:06:55,947 Miles? 125 00:06:55,972 --> 00:06:58,127 TV producer in town looking for a couple 126 00:06:58,152 --> 00:06:59,917 to appear on A New Life In France. 127 00:06:59,942 --> 00:07:01,357 TV producer? 128 00:07:02,411 --> 00:07:04,436 I'll go and collect some empties. 129 00:07:04,461 --> 00:07:06,717 Two bottles of Pape, was it, Judith? 130 00:07:06,742 --> 00:07:09,717 You better make it four. 131 00:07:09,742 --> 00:07:12,656 JEAN: So, when can I come and look at this book, then? 132 00:07:12,681 --> 00:07:15,017 Is this afternoon OK? 133 00:07:15,042 --> 00:07:17,147 That would be perfect. Thank you. 134 00:07:18,402 --> 00:07:21,326 I'm going to slip away before I'm seen. It's my day off. 135 00:07:21,351 --> 00:07:22,507 Yes, I hear you. 136 00:07:25,561 --> 00:07:28,406 Er, bonjour. Bonjour. 137 00:07:28,431 --> 00:07:30,967 My husband tells me that are in television. 138 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,967 I am indeed. Yes. 139 00:07:32,992 --> 00:07:34,857 Hang on, are you the landlady? 140 00:07:34,882 --> 00:07:36,607 Yes, Celine. 141 00:07:36,632 --> 00:07:40,247 Bonjour. A pleasure to meet you. 142 00:07:40,272 --> 00:07:43,377 Actually, Celine, I wonder if you could answer a question for me. 143 00:07:43,402 --> 00:07:45,687 That beautiful chateau I saw on the edge of town, 144 00:07:45,712 --> 00:07:46,967 do you know who owns it? 145 00:07:46,992 --> 00:07:50,737 I think I might be able to answer that question for you. 146 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,887 Judith Lloyd James. 147 00:07:52,912 --> 00:07:53,967 Me. 148 00:07:53,992 --> 00:07:55,737 And my husband. 149 00:07:55,762 --> 00:07:57,737 Oh, a delight to meet you, Judith. 150 00:07:57,762 --> 00:08:00,887 Why don't you pop up to the chateau and have a look round? 151 00:08:00,912 --> 00:08:04,297 Because he's finishing his drink here in my pub. 152 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:09,817 Well, why don't you finish your drink here and I'll get my husband 153 00:08:09,842 --> 00:08:14,067 to chauffeur us back for lunch to my chateau? 154 00:08:14,092 --> 00:08:16,217 Well, that would be great. Thank you. 155 00:08:16,242 --> 00:08:17,377 Lovely. 156 00:08:19,452 --> 00:08:21,887 Might as well finish this one off. 157 00:08:21,912 --> 00:08:23,817 Oh, no more for me, please, Jeremy. 158 00:08:23,842 --> 00:08:26,097 I shouldn't really drink on the job. 159 00:08:26,122 --> 00:08:28,347 And what an interesting job it is, top. 160 00:08:28,372 --> 00:08:29,656 How do you get into it? 161 00:08:29,681 --> 00:08:31,526 I sort of fell into it, really. 162 00:08:31,551 --> 00:08:33,937 Took a media course at uni and caught the bug. 163 00:08:33,962 --> 00:08:35,017 Oh, fabulous. 164 00:08:35,042 --> 00:08:36,297 Oxford or Cambridge? 165 00:08:36,322 --> 00:08:37,776 I'm an Oxford boy myself. 166 00:08:37,801 --> 00:08:39,217 Manchester Metropolitan. 167 00:08:39,242 --> 00:08:41,137 Oh, how modern. 168 00:08:41,162 --> 00:08:42,776 Thanks again for the drinks. 169 00:08:42,801 --> 00:08:44,297 I read need to be... 170 00:08:44,322 --> 00:08:48,817 The silver screen is something that has always beckoned me. 171 00:08:48,842 --> 00:08:51,857 I was a child star, you know? 172 00:08:51,882 --> 00:08:57,167 Really? Oh, yes, I was in Shirley's Shakers. 173 00:08:57,192 --> 00:08:58,377 Sorry? 174 00:08:58,402 --> 00:09:00,656 Oh, yes, we were very big in the East Midlands. 175 00:09:00,681 --> 00:09:03,377 Were you? I would've worked all round the world 176 00:09:03,402 --> 00:09:07,067 if it wasn't for my...dropped arches. 177 00:09:07,092 --> 00:09:11,017 You have a really beautiful home. 178 00:09:11,042 --> 00:09:13,656 Oh, it's been in the family for generations. 179 00:09:13,681 --> 00:09:16,247 Father was a little hard up, so we snapped it up, 180 00:09:16,272 --> 00:09:17,417 didn't we, darling? 181 00:09:17,442 --> 00:09:21,607 I mean, obviously we do still have a place back in Blighty, 182 00:09:21,632 --> 00:09:24,607 but it's so bloody gloomy there. 183 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:27,347 Overall, we absolutely love it here. 184 00:09:27,372 --> 00:09:30,297 I just wish more of them could speak English. 185 00:09:30,322 --> 00:09:33,656 I mean, some of them don't even try. 186 00:09:34,731 --> 00:09:38,217 Would you two be interested in appearing in the show? 187 00:09:38,242 --> 00:09:40,656 I hadn't even thought about it. 188 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,526 I always like to find the nucleus of the show. 189 00:09:43,551 --> 00:09:47,217 Darling, did you hear that? We are the nucleus. 190 00:09:47,242 --> 00:09:50,247 Of course, I will need to see other couples, too. 191 00:09:50,272 --> 00:09:51,576 If it was up to me... 192 00:09:51,601 --> 00:09:52,987 Of course. 193 00:09:53,012 --> 00:09:55,167 Is there any way we can help? 194 00:09:55,192 --> 00:09:58,526 Do you know anywhere local I can hold the auditions? 195 00:10:15,912 --> 00:10:17,656 Minecraft. Coffee? 196 00:10:17,681 --> 00:10:18,817 Oh, lovely. Thank you. 197 00:10:23,162 --> 00:10:25,707 For medicinal purposes. 198 00:10:25,732 --> 00:10:28,297 Ah, Minecraft. 199 00:10:28,322 --> 00:10:30,137 Have you heard of it? 200 00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:32,327 Is that the virtual Lego game? 201 00:10:32,352 --> 00:10:34,327 Yes, tres bien. 202 00:10:34,352 --> 00:10:37,327 When arthritis took charge of my hands, 203 00:10:37,352 --> 00:10:41,137 technology offered me an alternative. 204 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,057 It's a wonderful thing. 205 00:10:43,082 --> 00:10:45,017 I am Eleanor. Jean. 206 00:10:47,322 --> 00:10:48,526 Thank you. 207 00:10:50,322 --> 00:10:56,526 And to what do we owe the pleasure of your visit? 208 00:10:56,551 --> 00:10:59,417 Jean is an expert on antiques. 209 00:10:59,442 --> 00:11:02,167 I thought it might help if you let her look at the book. 210 00:11:06,722 --> 00:11:12,526 In 1943, my mother and brother was snatched by the Nazis 211 00:11:12,551 --> 00:11:14,776 right in front of my eyes. 212 00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:18,736 My mother hid me in a cupboard, gave me this box, 213 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:22,137 and told me to hide for as long as I could. 214 00:11:23,272 --> 00:11:28,057 The last time I saw her face was through a crack in the door 215 00:11:28,082 --> 00:11:31,606 as the Nazis dragged her and Henri away. 216 00:11:31,631 --> 00:11:34,656 I was found by our cleaner, Marie, 217 00:11:34,681 --> 00:11:39,577 and I lived with that wonderful woman for the rest of my childhood. 218 00:11:41,602 --> 00:11:43,627 Did they take your father, as well? 219 00:11:43,652 --> 00:11:44,986 I can only assume so. 220 00:11:45,011 --> 00:11:48,447 He vanished just before my mother and brother. 221 00:11:48,472 --> 00:11:54,167 I suspect it had something to do with the huge art collection 222 00:11:54,192 --> 00:11:55,937 he had accumulated. 223 00:11:55,962 --> 00:11:58,377 That... That is horrific. 224 00:11:58,402 --> 00:12:02,087 I thought for so long that she had abandoned me. 225 00:12:03,442 --> 00:12:06,247 Chosen my brother over me. 226 00:12:06,272 --> 00:12:11,417 But then I realised she had given me a chance to survive. 227 00:12:11,442 --> 00:12:13,937 She had a better chance of saving one of us. 228 00:12:22,652 --> 00:12:24,087 So, how can I help? 229 00:12:26,681 --> 00:12:30,976 As I left with Marie, I grabbed this book that had been left 230 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,577 on the hall table. 231 00:12:32,602 --> 00:12:34,976 La Chanson De Roland. 232 00:12:35,001 --> 00:12:38,856 One of the most popular chanson de geste. 233 00:12:38,881 --> 00:12:43,906 Songs of deeds, popular from the beginning of the 12th century, 234 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,297 typically about King Charlemagne. 235 00:12:47,322 --> 00:12:50,057 There is an inscription in my mother's handwriting 236 00:12:50,082 --> 00:12:53,297 that I have never been able to fathom. 237 00:12:53,322 --> 00:12:56,007 "Bouvez de I'eau de I'ecrivain 238 00:12:56,032 --> 00:12:59,697 "pres de I'endroit ou les braves sont tombes. 239 00:12:59,722 --> 00:13:02,367 "Ou le traitre se repose 240 00:13:02,392 --> 00:13:05,697 "est vous trouverez votre destin." 241 00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:09,937 Ah. 242 00:13:09,962 --> 00:13:12,367 "Drink from the writer's water 243 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,167 "close to where the brave have fallen. 244 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,167 "Where the traitor lies, 245 00:13:18,192 --> 00:13:20,297 "you will find your fate." 246 00:13:22,392 --> 00:13:27,447 I have been trying to work out for so many years what that means. 247 00:13:27,472 --> 00:13:30,856 My mother and father were very wealthy people. 248 00:13:30,881 --> 00:13:35,497 I think they tried to hide some of their riches from the Nazis. 249 00:13:36,751 --> 00:13:41,297 I have always been convinced this riddle will lead me to it. 250 00:13:42,751 --> 00:13:43,807 Oh. 251 00:13:46,032 --> 00:13:49,726 Now I am nearing the end of my life, 252 00:13:49,751 --> 00:13:51,746 I just need to know. 253 00:13:51,771 --> 00:13:53,027 Can you help me? 254 00:13:54,412 --> 00:13:55,746 The end of your life? 255 00:14:02,852 --> 00:14:06,467 They told me I had three months... 256 00:14:06,492 --> 00:14:08,746 "a Year ago. 257 00:14:08,771 --> 00:14:11,267 I am living on borrowed time. 258 00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:14,957 To put this to rest before I die... 259 00:14:16,302 --> 00:14:18,237 ...would be a wonderful thing. 260 00:14:18,262 --> 00:14:20,387 Maman. ADELE SOBS 261 00:14:20,412 --> 00:14:21,307 Chert. 262 00:14:24,302 --> 00:14:27,437 I promise you, I will try my best. 263 00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:35,827 Oh. Your necklace, is it...suffragettes? 264 00:14:37,821 --> 00:14:39,746 Les Anglaises, 265 00:14:39,771 --> 00:14:42,277 you are not all bad. 266 00:14:42,302 --> 00:14:44,107 SHE LAUGHS 267 00:14:45,691 --> 00:14:48,876 Becky, I found us a place to cast the show. 268 00:14:50,382 --> 00:14:51,947 Yes, I know. 269 00:14:51,972 --> 00:14:53,996 I am pretty amazing. 270 00:14:54,021 --> 00:14:55,916 And it's for free. 271 00:14:55,941 --> 00:14:58,666 It'll save us three grand, at least. 272 00:14:58,691 --> 00:15:00,557 It's local. 273 00:15:00,582 --> 00:15:03,307 Batty old couple offered us their place. 274 00:15:03,332 --> 00:15:05,517 It's a chateau. 275 00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:08,637 They didn't mention payment, so I certainly wasn't going to. 276 00:15:08,662 --> 00:15:10,666 And Becky... 277 00:15:10,691 --> 00:15:13,666 ...next time, try and answer in less than three rings. 278 00:15:13,691 --> 00:15:15,517 Comprendre? 279 00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:19,197 Did you know, if you stretched it out into a single strand, 280 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:22,996 there's enough DNA inside you to leave the Solar System? 281 00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:24,947 That's fascinating. 282 00:15:24,972 --> 00:15:26,477 Shall I book you a taxi? 283 00:15:26,502 --> 00:15:27,947 All right, smart mouth. 284 00:15:27,972 --> 00:15:30,157 Just because you're jealous of my vast intellect. 285 00:15:30,182 --> 00:15:31,837 Can your vast intellect get me a coffee? 286 00:15:31,862 --> 00:15:33,746 It's your turn. No, it isn't. 287 00:15:33,771 --> 00:15:35,557 Yes, it is. No, it isn't. 288 00:15:35,582 --> 00:15:36,587 Yes, it is. 289 00:15:37,821 --> 00:15:39,947 Oh, hello. 290 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,227 Oh, hello. 291 00:15:41,252 --> 00:15:43,517 Erm, I'm so sorry to bother you. 292 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,077 I just wondered, because you know the area so well, 293 00:15:46,102 --> 00:15:47,996 could you have a look at something for me? 294 00:15:48,021 --> 00:15:49,227 Yeah, sure. 295 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:51,517 Oh, hello. 296 00:15:52,771 --> 00:15:54,307 Oh, good timing, actually. 297 00:15:54,332 --> 00:15:57,666 Claudette was just about to make some coffee. Weren't you, Claudette? 298 00:15:57,691 --> 00:16:00,157 I mean, she practically dragged him to the chateau. 299 00:16:00,182 --> 00:16:02,796 She must have been keen. She forgot her wine. 300 00:16:02,821 --> 00:16:04,307 The woman must be desperate. 301 00:16:04,332 --> 00:16:07,116 I mean, who wants to appear on a cheap TV show anyway? 302 00:16:07,141 --> 00:16:09,637 Hey, guys, I'm going to be holding castings for the show 303 00:16:09,662 --> 00:16:11,947 up at the chateau tomorrow. Can I just put on the location? 304 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,437 Of course. 305 00:16:13,462 --> 00:16:15,757 I'd love you to come along. 306 00:16:15,782 --> 00:16:20,227 I've never had a landlord and landlady on the show before. 307 00:16:20,252 --> 00:16:22,437 Always the lynchpins of a community. 308 00:16:22,462 --> 00:16:24,757 Give me a call. I'm popping back up there now to set up. 309 00:16:24,782 --> 00:16:26,637 Will do. Thanks, Miles. 310 00:16:26,662 --> 00:16:27,637 Pleasure. 311 00:16:30,891 --> 00:16:35,077 She seems to think this book is the key to her inheritance. 312 00:16:35,102 --> 00:16:37,666 God, she was only seven. 313 00:16:37,691 --> 00:16:39,916 I can't imagine how terrifying that must have been. 314 00:16:39,941 --> 00:16:41,357 It's beyond comprehension. 315 00:16:42,821 --> 00:16:44,757 "Where the brave have fallen." 316 00:16:47,052 --> 00:16:48,027 Hang on. 317 00:16:49,972 --> 00:16:53,717 Now, I know this looks messy, but I know exactly where everything is. 318 00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:01,477 Where did you get this? 319 00:17:01,502 --> 00:17:03,637 I haven't seen one of these for years. 320 00:17:03,662 --> 00:17:05,796 Yeah. Wedding present. 321 00:17:05,821 --> 00:17:07,227 Horrible, innit? 322 00:17:07,252 --> 00:17:08,666 You do know what this is? 323 00:17:08,691 --> 00:17:10,557 It's a paperweight with a dead lizard inside. 324 00:17:10,582 --> 00:17:12,477 Slightly boss-eyed. JEAN CHUCKLES 325 00:17:12,502 --> 00:17:15,916 This is a Pantin salamander paperweight. 326 00:17:15,941 --> 00:17:18,996 You see, the lampwork is so exquisite 327 00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:21,757 that it looks like the salamander is real. 328 00:17:21,782 --> 00:17:24,637 Oh, blimey. There you go. 329 00:17:24,662 --> 00:17:26,227 And you know how much it's worth? 330 00:17:27,532 --> 00:17:29,357 No. 331 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,507 This could be worth thousands. 332 00:17:31,532 --> 00:17:33,036 Really? 333 00:17:33,061 --> 00:17:34,277 That thing? 334 00:17:34,302 --> 00:17:35,757 Really. 335 00:17:35,782 --> 00:17:38,557 I can get rid of it for you if you want. I know loads of dealers. 336 00:17:38,582 --> 00:17:39,637 No, no, no, no. 337 00:17:40,782 --> 00:17:42,947 I'll save that for a rainy day. 338 00:17:42,972 --> 00:17:45,227 Right. Thank you, Auntie Flo. JEAN CHUCKLES 339 00:17:45,252 --> 00:17:46,996 Right, now... 340 00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:50,557 ...we are looking for the writer's water. 341 00:17:50,582 --> 00:17:54,996 So, the original writer was a Norman poet called Turold. 342 00:17:55,021 --> 00:17:56,557 Here in the last line. 343 00:17:57,811 --> 00:17:59,557 Is that what you used before technology? 344 00:17:59,582 --> 00:18:02,227 Well, technology was a little bit different in 1943. 345 00:18:03,941 --> 00:18:05,637 Oh, that's it. 346 00:18:05,662 --> 00:18:07,397 We need a map from 1943. 347 00:18:07,422 --> 00:18:08,717 The library. 348 00:18:08,742 --> 00:18:10,717 They've got a massive cartography section. 349 00:18:10,742 --> 00:18:11,916 Oh, brill. 350 00:18:11,941 --> 00:18:14,067 What's cartography? 351 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:15,637 It's the art of maps. 352 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,866 Well, more of a science, really. I love a good map, me. 353 00:18:17,891 --> 00:18:19,677 Hm. I mean, sat navs are all very well, 354 00:18:19,702 --> 00:18:22,786 but there's nothing like the romance of a battered old road map. 355 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:25,197 You know, it's a dying art. Yeah, I'm with you there. 356 00:18:25,222 --> 00:18:27,786 Should we go, then? Why don't you just Google it? 357 00:18:27,811 --> 00:18:30,036 Or does that, like, spoil the romance? 358 00:18:33,502 --> 00:18:35,036 Right, I'm off to meet Xav. Laters. 359 00:18:36,972 --> 00:18:40,116 Maybe we should, erm, Google... Google it. Google it, yeah. 360 00:18:40,141 --> 00:18:41,427 Erm... 361 00:18:41,452 --> 00:18:43,637 So, what was the name again? 362 00:18:43,662 --> 00:18:44,637 Tu rold. 363 00:18:51,811 --> 00:18:54,757 There it is. It's a well. 364 00:18:54,782 --> 00:18:56,427 Well, well, well. 365 00:18:56,452 --> 00:18:57,947 Stop being daft. 366 00:19:00,782 --> 00:19:02,557 Oh. 367 00:19:02,582 --> 00:19:04,597 What? 368 00:19:04,622 --> 00:19:06,147 It's in the Chateau Garden. 369 00:19:08,222 --> 00:19:09,477 Oh. 370 00:19:09,502 --> 00:19:15,197 MILES: So, I plan to start early, so I'll be here around 9am. 371 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:18,317 My pleasure. Now, listen, we don't surface before midday, 372 00:19:18,342 --> 00:19:20,477 so put us down for a late slot, OK? 373 00:19:20,502 --> 00:19:23,477 No problem. Oh! Hello, you two. 374 00:19:23,502 --> 00:19:25,677 What a delight to see you both. 375 00:19:25,702 --> 00:19:27,996 Now, this is Miles. 376 00:19:28,021 --> 00:19:29,507 He's a TV producer. 377 00:19:29,532 --> 00:19:30,786 I like your suit. 378 00:19:30,811 --> 00:19:32,957 Hi, I'm Dom. Miles. 379 00:19:32,982 --> 00:19:34,197 Hi, I'm Jean. 380 00:19:34,222 --> 00:19:35,786 Hi, Jean. 381 00:19:35,811 --> 00:19:36,986 You're a day early. 382 00:19:37,011 --> 00:19:38,477 The castings are tomorrow. 383 00:19:38,502 --> 00:19:40,036 Castings? 384 00:19:40,061 --> 00:19:41,277 Oh. Oh, no. 385 00:19:41,302 --> 00:19:42,597 We're not a couple. What? 386 00:19:42,622 --> 00:19:46,236 He's looking for couples for A New Life In France. 387 00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:48,677 You two would be perfect for it. 388 00:19:50,011 --> 00:19:51,147 Erm... 389 00:19:51,172 --> 00:19:53,507 ...here to see Jeremy, actually. 390 00:19:53,532 --> 00:19:56,707 There's a reference to a well in a book that I'm reading, 391 00:19:56,732 --> 00:19:59,597 and we're led to believe that it's... Well, it's in your garden. 392 00:19:59,622 --> 00:20:01,347 The well. Yes, yes. 393 00:20:01,372 --> 00:20:03,866 Grandfather built it during the war. 394 00:20:03,891 --> 00:20:06,036 Father had it filled in ages ago. 395 00:20:06,061 --> 00:20:08,627 So, there was one here? 396 00:20:08,652 --> 00:20:11,786 Erm, could you show us where it was? 397 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,957 HORN BEEPS All right. That'll be my taxi. 398 00:20:13,982 --> 00:20:15,677 Thanks again for the help, Jeremy. 399 00:20:15,702 --> 00:20:18,707 And maybe I'll see you tomorrow. 400 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,837 I don't think so. 401 00:20:21,862 --> 00:20:23,757 Yes, my father had it filled in 402 00:20:23,782 --> 00:20:26,067 because Walter fell down it twice. 403 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,147 Walter? 404 00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:28,916 Alsatian. Ex-police dog. 405 00:20:28,941 --> 00:20:32,147 My childhood pet. Lost an eye in the line of duty. 406 00:20:32,172 --> 00:20:33,627 Lived till he was 18. 407 00:20:33,652 --> 00:20:35,397 Ah. Well, here we are. 408 00:20:37,092 --> 00:20:39,347 When was it filled in? 409 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,957 Well, I can't really remember. When I was a child. 410 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,877 What are we looking for? 411 00:20:46,902 --> 00:20:48,837 Er... 412 00:20:48,862 --> 00:20:50,707 ...I'm not sure, but... 413 00:20:50,732 --> 00:20:52,147 ...I don't think it's here. 414 00:20:53,342 --> 00:20:55,906 Well, thanks for letting us have a look. 415 00:20:55,931 --> 00:20:57,267 My pleasure. 416 00:20:57,292 --> 00:20:58,786 Why didn't you go out the back gate? 417 00:20:58,811 --> 00:20:59,986 It's nearer the road. 418 00:21:01,292 --> 00:21:03,707 You sure you won't join us for a little aperitif? 419 00:21:03,732 --> 00:21:05,906 Oh, got a taxi run, but thanks anyway. 420 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,147 No problem. 421 00:21:07,172 --> 00:21:09,707 Right, well, I'm going to get back and sort out the old girl. 422 00:21:09,732 --> 00:21:10,957 Toodle-pip. 423 00:21:22,141 --> 00:21:23,236 Where do we go now? 424 00:21:24,652 --> 00:21:26,317 I wonder when that wall was built? 425 00:21:28,572 --> 00:21:29,547 Come on. 426 00:21:32,422 --> 00:21:34,347 I wish it was a little bit spookier. 427 00:21:34,372 --> 00:21:36,067 Black Cross. 428 00:21:36,092 --> 00:21:37,627 Oh, yeah, that's done it. 429 00:21:37,652 --> 00:21:39,036 That's interesting. 430 00:21:39,061 --> 00:21:40,477 Is it? 431 00:21:40,502 --> 00:21:45,957 Well, historically, the Black Cross was a symbol of the Prussian army. 432 00:21:45,982 --> 00:21:50,197 Maybe the Nazis buried their fallen here in plain sight. 433 00:21:50,222 --> 00:21:52,347 What, and Eleanor's mum thought this was a good place 434 00:21:52,372 --> 00:21:54,116 to hide their treasure? 435 00:21:54,141 --> 00:21:55,627 Right. 436 00:21:55,652 --> 00:21:57,707 OK. 437 00:21:57,732 --> 00:22:03,627 In the poem, the bloke who was the traitor was called Ganelon. 438 00:22:03,652 --> 00:22:05,906 So I suppose that's the name we're looking for. 439 00:22:05,931 --> 00:22:08,597 What's a French bloke doing a German burial ground? 440 00:22:08,622 --> 00:22:10,477 JEAN SIGHS 441 00:22:10,502 --> 00:22:12,707 "Drink from the writer's water 442 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:15,036 "close to where the brave have fallen. 443 00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:18,036 "There the traitor lies..." 444 00:22:20,982 --> 00:22:22,067 It's Resistance. 445 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,827 Oh, Ganelon. Found him. 446 00:22:23,852 --> 00:22:26,036 No-o-o! 447 00:22:46,352 --> 00:22:48,737 Here you go, lovely. Oh. Oh, thank you, love. 448 00:22:52,602 --> 00:22:55,607 Mm. Coffee's fantastic here. 449 00:22:58,352 --> 00:22:59,817 How were you feeling? 450 00:22:59,842 --> 00:23:01,017 Me? 451 00:23:01,042 --> 00:23:03,017 I'm fine. 452 00:23:03,042 --> 00:23:05,847 Thanks for coming, love. I didn't know Claudette's number, 453 00:23:05,872 --> 00:23:07,537 and I didn't know who else to ring. 454 00:23:07,562 --> 00:23:08,897 You did right, love. 455 00:23:08,922 --> 00:23:10,607 Me and Dom go back a long way. 456 00:23:12,071 --> 00:23:14,487 Ey, have you heard about the castings? 457 00:23:14,512 --> 00:23:15,767 Castings? 458 00:23:15,792 --> 00:23:18,017 That telly programme about living in France. 459 00:23:18,042 --> 00:23:19,857 They're auditioning in Sainte Victoire. 460 00:23:19,882 --> 00:23:23,246 Yeah, we bumped into the producer just before this happened. 461 00:23:25,042 --> 00:23:26,296 I think I might go for it. 462 00:23:27,602 --> 00:23:29,327 I thought they were looking for couples. 463 00:23:29,352 --> 00:23:33,017 They might not know what they want until it's in front of them. 464 00:23:33,042 --> 00:23:35,657 Anyhow, show business runs in the family. 465 00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:39,857 My Auntie Joyce was a phone a friend on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. 466 00:23:39,882 --> 00:23:41,857 Oh, did she get it right? 467 00:23:41,882 --> 00:23:42,967 No. 468 00:23:44,482 --> 00:23:46,457 JEAN SIGHS 469 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,246 He's a lovely bloke, isn't he? 470 00:23:52,762 --> 00:23:54,126 He certainly is. 471 00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:57,217 What happened with his wife? 472 00:23:57,242 --> 00:23:59,657 DOM GROANS 473 00:23:59,682 --> 00:24:01,296 Hey, hello there. 474 00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:04,607 What happened? 475 00:24:04,632 --> 00:24:06,046 It was a booby trap. 476 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:07,937 You were really lucky. 477 00:24:07,962 --> 00:24:11,327 I worked out that Eleanor's mum was in the Resistance. 478 00:24:11,352 --> 00:24:13,527 Eleanor said that she picked up the book on the way 479 00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:16,327 out of the house, but her mum must have left it there 480 00:24:16,352 --> 00:24:18,046 for the Nazis to find. 481 00:24:18,071 --> 00:24:19,967 Sorry, I'm...I'm not following. 482 00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,407 OK. Sorry, I'll try and explain. Right. 483 00:24:22,432 --> 00:24:25,457 Can you keep it simple because my head is banging? 484 00:24:25,482 --> 00:24:30,737 In occupied France, the Resistance used this as a common tactic. 485 00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:34,937 They would leave fake clues to lure the Nazis 486 00:24:34,962 --> 00:24:36,887 to find supposed buried treasure. 487 00:24:36,912 --> 00:24:38,496 Really? Mm. 488 00:24:38,521 --> 00:24:41,046 Oh, it was such a clever double bluff. 489 00:24:41,071 --> 00:24:43,496 Cos when the Nazis worked out the clues, 490 00:24:43,521 --> 00:24:46,407 they got led to a place and then blown up. 491 00:24:46,432 --> 00:24:48,577 Blimey. Mm-hm. 492 00:24:48,602 --> 00:24:50,607 Do I look as crusty as I feel? 493 00:24:50,632 --> 00:24:52,767 Crustier. Yeah. 494 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:54,657 We're back to square one, then? 495 00:24:54,682 --> 00:24:56,607 Looks like it. 496 00:24:56,632 --> 00:24:57,857 Hey. 497 00:24:58,992 --> 00:25:00,527 How does the other fella look? 498 00:25:00,552 --> 00:25:02,737 Not as good as you two. 499 00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:04,967 You look awful. Thank you very much. 500 00:25:04,992 --> 00:25:06,887 We've got a casting. 501 00:25:06,912 --> 00:25:10,137 It's been suggested that we, Niall and I, 502 00:25:10,162 --> 00:25:13,097 are going to be the leading characters. 503 00:25:13,122 --> 00:25:15,457 Oh, wow. Are they doing a remake of Misery? 504 00:25:17,321 --> 00:25:20,457 It's a high quality TV show, actually. 505 00:25:20,482 --> 00:25:24,457 Hey. Dom's been blown up if you hadn't noticed. 506 00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:27,097 He triggered a booby trap that was meant for the Nazis. 507 00:25:27,122 --> 00:25:28,657 NIALL: Like you do. 508 00:25:28,682 --> 00:25:30,447 Anyway, I'd better be off. 509 00:25:30,472 --> 00:25:32,137 See you later. 510 00:25:32,162 --> 00:25:34,376 Glad you're here. 511 00:25:34,401 --> 00:25:36,777 Dad, are you OK? 512 00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:38,017 Ooh, not too hard! 513 00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:39,857 I'm still a little bit delicate. 514 00:25:39,882 --> 00:25:41,166 What's going on? 515 00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:43,217 We've got a casting. 516 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:44,857 I mean with my dad. 517 00:25:44,882 --> 00:25:47,447 They uncovered a bomb meant for the Nazis. 518 00:25:47,472 --> 00:25:48,607 They? 519 00:25:48,632 --> 00:25:50,296 Jean and Dom. 520 00:25:50,321 --> 00:25:52,577 I'm sorry, Claudette. It was... It was all my fault. 521 00:25:52,602 --> 00:25:55,296 No, it was no—one's fault. We were just trying to help someone out. 522 00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:57,527 It's not much help getting you blown up, is it? 523 00:25:59,112 --> 00:26:01,327 Erm, it's probably time to go. 524 00:26:05,242 --> 00:26:06,416 Ooh. 525 00:26:07,762 --> 00:26:09,017 Thanks for being here. 526 00:26:13,762 --> 00:26:15,087 See you both soon. 527 00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:18,777 We'd better be off, too. 528 00:26:18,802 --> 00:26:19,857 We need to warm up. 529 00:26:33,082 --> 00:26:35,937 SHE DOES VOCAL EXERCISES 530 00:26:42,962 --> 00:26:43,967 Hi. 531 00:26:45,832 --> 00:26:47,166 Take a seat. 532 00:26:47,191 --> 00:26:48,496 Thanks. 533 00:26:49,682 --> 00:26:51,496 Gloria. 534 00:26:51,521 --> 00:26:52,727 AMERICAN ACCENT: No worries. 535 00:26:55,162 --> 00:26:57,416 What of the States are you from? 536 00:26:57,441 --> 00:26:58,727 New York. 537 00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:00,807 Oh, I love the city. 538 00:27:00,832 --> 00:27:02,577 That walk in The High Line in the spring, 539 00:27:02,602 --> 00:27:04,246 there's nowhere quite like it. 540 00:27:04,271 --> 00:27:07,137 Oh, yeah, and the coffee is to die for. 541 00:27:08,722 --> 00:27:10,137 Are you really from New York? 542 00:27:11,552 --> 00:27:12,857 NORMAL ACCENT: No. 543 00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:14,416 Where are you from? 544 00:27:14,441 --> 00:27:15,967 Manchester. 545 00:27:15,992 --> 00:27:16,967 Right. 546 00:27:18,112 --> 00:27:19,807 Actually, it's nearer Oldham. 547 00:27:22,321 --> 00:27:24,857 MILES SIGHS Do you want to hear me song now? 548 00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:27,166 Why not? 549 00:27:28,441 --> 00:27:29,607 Here we go. 550 00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:32,366 # That's right... # 551 00:27:32,391 --> 00:27:35,366 And he will recover, yes? 552 00:27:35,391 --> 00:27:36,657 Yes. 553 00:27:36,682 --> 00:27:39,007 He's been very lucky. 554 00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:40,777 The doctor said one step to the left 555 00:27:40,802 --> 00:27:43,777 and it would have been a different story. 556 00:27:43,802 --> 00:27:46,416 So your mum was in the Resistance. 557 00:27:46,441 --> 00:27:49,137 Yes, she was. 558 00:27:49,162 --> 00:27:50,977 Wow. 559 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,296 Quite the woman. 560 00:27:55,441 --> 00:27:57,607 Have you got anything else I can look at? 561 00:27:57,632 --> 00:27:59,527 Maybe in the box. ELEANOR SIGHS 562 00:28:06,191 --> 00:28:07,447 Have another look. 563 00:28:10,112 --> 00:28:11,296 Right. 564 00:28:24,722 --> 00:28:26,817 Do you know where this was taken? 565 00:28:26,842 --> 00:28:28,657 No. 566 00:28:28,682 --> 00:28:30,456 Why? 567 00:28:30,481 --> 00:28:31,456 Well... 568 00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:35,117 ...the picture in the background... 569 00:28:35,142 --> 00:28:36,757 Well, it looks like a Cezanne. 570 00:28:38,452 --> 00:28:43,117 But...it's hard to tell whether it's a print or the original. 571 00:28:44,171 --> 00:28:45,396 Can...Can I take this? 572 00:28:45,421 --> 00:28:47,037 Yes, of course. 573 00:28:47,062 --> 00:28:50,317 But please bring it back to me. 574 00:28:50,342 --> 00:28:53,197 Oh, well, hopefully with your treasure. 575 00:28:53,222 --> 00:28:55,877 ELEANOR LAUGHS 576 00:28:55,902 --> 00:29:00,037 Thank you so much for helping me and for not giving up. 577 00:29:01,342 --> 00:29:04,507 You...You are truly a woman of your word. 578 00:29:04,532 --> 00:29:07,317 Well...deeds not words, eh? 579 00:29:29,652 --> 00:29:32,837 So, what is it that makes Sainte Victoire such a vital place 580 00:29:32,862 --> 00:29:34,547 for the antique collector? 581 00:29:34,572 --> 00:29:38,037 I think the geographical placing has a lot to do with it. 582 00:29:38,062 --> 00:29:39,907 Don't you think, Celine? 583 00:29:39,932 --> 00:29:43,547 If you like a load of old junk, it's the only place to be. 584 00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:46,907 OK, thanks. That's great. 585 00:29:46,932 --> 00:29:48,516 I think I've got what I need there. 586 00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:52,237 Really? Don't you want to hear about the Eurovision Song Contest? 587 00:29:52,262 --> 00:29:54,787 You know, my monitors were sabotaged. 588 00:29:54,812 --> 00:29:57,047 That sounds fantastic, but that's all for today. 589 00:29:57,072 --> 00:29:58,967 You were brilliant. Thank you, both. 590 00:29:58,992 --> 00:30:01,576 Do you know when they'll be making any decisions? Yes. 591 00:30:01,601 --> 00:30:04,767 Tomorrow evening. I'll pop in the pub and let you know before I leave. 592 00:30:04,792 --> 00:30:06,017 Thank you. 593 00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:17,126 Oh, hi. You've not seen Jean here today by any chance? 594 00:30:17,151 --> 00:30:19,456 No, no, we're the last couple here. 595 00:30:19,481 --> 00:30:21,687 Save the best till last. 596 00:30:21,712 --> 00:30:23,657 Darling, Judith... 597 00:30:23,682 --> 00:30:25,297 Erm, Judith... 598 00:30:25,322 --> 00:30:28,777 So, you bought the house from your own family, then? 599 00:30:28,802 --> 00:30:30,767 Yes. It's quite an interesting story... 600 00:30:30,792 --> 00:30:32,967 Oh, Miles, this is going to be so much fun. 601 00:30:32,992 --> 00:30:35,456 The girls at the bridge club are going to be so jealous. 602 00:30:35,481 --> 00:30:39,047 Mind you, between ourselves, they are quite jealous already. 603 00:30:39,072 --> 00:30:42,446 I mean, I said, "It's not my fault I can eat what I want 604 00:30:42,471 --> 00:30:44,657 "and stay so slim." 605 00:30:44,682 --> 00:30:46,807 Beauty can be a curse, you know, Miles. 606 00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:50,937 So, when do we start? 607 00:30:50,962 --> 00:30:53,687 Darling, we haven't been chosen yet. 608 00:30:53,712 --> 00:30:55,417 SHE SNIGGERS Oh, come on, don't be silly. 609 00:30:55,442 --> 00:30:57,576 Who...Who else is going to come close in this village? 610 00:30:57,601 --> 00:30:59,097 Will there be a wrap party? 611 00:30:59,122 --> 00:31:00,326 A what? 612 00:31:00,351 --> 00:31:02,527 Well, you know, that's the party they throw 613 00:31:02,552 --> 00:31:04,857 after the production is finished, and it is always wild. 614 00:31:04,882 --> 00:31:06,607 Oh, how exciting. 615 00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:09,417 Judith, let's not get carried away. 616 00:31:09,442 --> 00:31:13,376 Oh, Miles, darling, I think you can rely on us 617 00:31:13,401 --> 00:31:16,657 to be the most gracious of celebrity couples. 618 00:31:16,682 --> 00:31:18,857 It won't faze us. 619 00:31:18,882 --> 00:31:22,446 I was once in a lift with Terry Wogan 620 00:31:22,471 --> 00:31:24,246 and I didn't bat an eyelid. 621 00:31:26,112 --> 00:31:27,607 Pardon? 622 00:31:27,632 --> 00:31:30,527 THEY SPEAK FRENCH 623 00:31:32,832 --> 00:31:33,887 BELL DINGS Oh, hello. 624 00:31:35,762 --> 00:31:38,017 Ah, Madame White. 625 00:31:38,042 --> 00:31:40,446 To what do we owe the pleasure? 626 00:31:40,471 --> 00:31:43,417 Well, I wondered if you'd look at something for me. 627 00:31:43,442 --> 00:31:46,297 Now, I've had a look, but I can't quite tell 628 00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:49,727 if this Cezanne is a print or it's an original. 629 00:31:49,752 --> 00:31:52,017 Bien sur. It's highly likely to be an original 630 00:31:52,042 --> 00:31:54,137 since he used to live in the next village. Did he? 631 00:31:55,401 --> 00:31:56,607 That's amazing. 632 00:31:56,632 --> 00:31:59,576 Cezanne is...is one of my favourite artists. 633 00:31:59,601 --> 00:32:02,217 His brush strokes, his darkness. 634 00:32:02,242 --> 00:32:04,576 His depression. 635 00:32:04,601 --> 00:32:05,967 The father of us all. 636 00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:09,446 Pardon? That's what Picasso called Cezanne. 637 00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:10,887 Tres bien. 638 00:32:10,912 --> 00:32:12,417 Ah, oui. 639 00:32:12,442 --> 00:32:13,657 Eden sur. 640 00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:15,167 Right. Well, thank you. 641 00:32:15,192 --> 00:32:16,727 And, erm, au revoir. 642 00:32:16,752 --> 00:32:18,087 Au revoir. 643 00:32:21,192 --> 00:32:23,777 THEY YELL IN FRENCH 644 00:32:47,652 --> 00:32:49,386 Bonjour. Bonjour. 645 00:32:49,411 --> 00:32:51,187 I was wondering if you could help me. 646 00:32:53,212 --> 00:32:58,466 I'm looking for any information on...on this. 647 00:33:02,102 --> 00:33:03,077 Ah, oui. 648 00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:07,797 Oh, merci. 649 00:33:09,102 --> 00:33:12,747 # Petite Ellie, petite Ellie 650 00:33:12,772 --> 00:33:16,237 # Dormez vous, dormez vous 651 00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:18,997 # Ellie dans sa nuisette... # 652 00:33:19,022 --> 00:33:20,596 Voila, Madame. 653 00:33:20,621 --> 00:33:22,907 # Ding, dang, dong... # 654 00:33:22,932 --> 00:33:23,907 Ah. 655 00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:27,627 She received a citizen of merit. 656 00:33:33,182 --> 00:33:34,237 Oh. 657 00:33:37,982 --> 00:33:39,237 Voila. 658 00:33:46,541 --> 00:33:49,797 I'm so sorry. I thought we had a breakthrough 659 00:33:49,822 --> 00:33:53,027 with this Cezanne, but it looks like it belonged to the museum 660 00:33:53,052 --> 00:33:54,077 the whole time. 661 00:33:55,332 --> 00:33:56,596 It's all right. 662 00:33:58,332 --> 00:34:02,547 I don't think there's anything your mother couldn't do. 663 00:34:02,572 --> 00:34:04,997 How wonderful it would have been to have known her 664 00:34:05,022 --> 00:34:07,636 when I was a young woman. 665 00:34:07,661 --> 00:34:10,516 What a force she would have been now. 666 00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:13,077 She would have loved all the opportunities, 667 00:34:13,102 --> 00:34:17,877 the way technology lays the world at your fingertips. 668 00:34:17,902 --> 00:34:19,516 Oh. 669 00:34:21,182 --> 00:34:23,877 CHUCKLING: I used to have one of these. 670 00:34:23,902 --> 00:34:25,107 MUSIC BOX PLAYS 671 00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:28,877 # Petite Ellie, petite Ellie 672 00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:32,797 # Dormez vous, dormez vous 673 00:34:32,822 --> 00:34:34,947 # Ellie dans sa nuisette 674 00:34:34,972 --> 00:34:36,877 # Ellie dans sa nuisette 675 00:34:36,902 --> 00:34:39,357 # Ding, dang, dong 676 00:34:39,382 --> 00:34:41,357 # Ding, dang, dong. # 677 00:34:43,772 --> 00:34:45,466 What did you just sing? 678 00:34:45,491 --> 00:34:47,667 My personal lullaby. 679 00:34:47,692 --> 00:34:50,307 My mother rewrote the words for me. 680 00:34:50,332 --> 00:34:52,797 Ellie dans sa nuisette? 681 00:34:52,822 --> 00:34:53,797 Nuisette, oui. 682 00:34:55,182 --> 00:34:58,157 Does that mean Ellie in her nightie? 683 00:34:58,182 --> 00:34:59,227 Oui. 684 00:35:02,382 --> 00:35:06,437 Erm, Eleanor, this is going to sound really strange, 685 00:35:06,462 --> 00:35:09,077 but could I have a look at your walking stick, please? 686 00:35:10,382 --> 00:35:11,586 Eden sur. 687 00:35:14,611 --> 00:35:15,667 Thank you. 688 00:35:19,772 --> 00:35:21,077 Do you mind? 689 00:35:21,102 --> 00:35:22,187 Be my guest. 690 00:35:32,102 --> 00:35:33,716 Where did you find this? 691 00:35:33,741 --> 00:35:35,107 In my mother's books. 692 00:35:36,772 --> 00:35:39,716 Adele thought it would be fun to make it into a topper 693 00:35:39,741 --> 00:35:41,227 for my walking stick. 694 00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:45,277 BEEPING 695 00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:51,867 MACHINE BEEPS 696 00:35:55,302 --> 00:35:57,417 This is gold. 697 00:35:57,442 --> 00:35:59,466 24—carat. 698 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:00,827 SHE EXCLAIMS IN FRENCH 699 00:36:04,411 --> 00:36:08,667 I have never really paid it any attention. 700 00:36:08,692 --> 00:36:11,586 Ellie in her nightie. 701 00:36:11,611 --> 00:36:13,636 My personal lullaby. 702 00:36:13,661 --> 00:36:18,557 Yes. But also a term for the Rolls-Royce Spirit of Ecstasy. 703 00:36:20,411 --> 00:36:23,917 You know those little angels on the front of a Rolls-Royce car? 704 00:36:23,942 --> 00:36:25,307 Yes. 705 00:36:25,332 --> 00:36:29,557 Well, they were inspired by an actress called Eleanor Thornton. 706 00:36:29,582 --> 00:36:31,747 And they've been called all different names, 707 00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:35,947 like Flying Lady, and the Silver Lady, 708 00:36:35,972 --> 00:36:39,747 and, erm, Ellie in her Nightie. 709 00:36:41,462 --> 00:36:45,667 My father had a very big car. 710 00:36:45,692 --> 00:36:49,466 The Nazis seized it when they took my mother and brother. 711 00:36:49,491 --> 00:36:50,917 She kept her word. 712 00:36:52,861 --> 00:36:59,147 Maman was trying to tell me she was beside me all this time. 713 00:37:00,972 --> 00:37:04,197 # Ellie dans sa nuisette 714 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:07,997 # Ellie dans sa nuisette 715 00:37:08,022 --> 00:37:10,437 # Ding, dang, dong. # 716 00:37:11,892 --> 00:37:13,027 Eleanor... 717 00:37:14,531 --> 00:37:16,386 ...what was your brother called again? 718 00:37:26,092 --> 00:37:28,506 DOM: If walls could talk, eh? 719 00:37:28,531 --> 00:37:31,317 Like time travellers in paintings. 720 00:37:31,342 --> 00:37:33,227 What? 721 00:37:33,252 --> 00:37:35,626 Look at any old painting, there's always one face 722 00:37:35,651 --> 00:37:36,987 that shouldn't be there. 723 00:37:37,012 --> 00:37:40,907 One face that's just out of synch with everybody else. 724 00:37:40,932 --> 00:37:42,907 Time travellers. 725 00:37:42,932 --> 00:37:44,317 Sorry about that. 726 00:37:44,342 --> 00:37:46,477 Some people have too many questions. 727 00:37:46,502 --> 00:37:47,706 No problem. 728 00:37:47,731 --> 00:37:49,267 Hi, I'm Jean White. 729 00:37:49,292 --> 00:37:50,317 And I'm Dom. 730 00:37:50,342 --> 00:37:51,597 Hello. 731 00:37:51,622 --> 00:37:54,836 I was here the other day and you were singing a funny song 732 00:37:54,861 --> 00:37:56,347 to a little boy. 733 00:37:56,372 --> 00:37:59,317 I hope your ears have recovered. JEAN LAUGHS 734 00:37:59,342 --> 00:38:01,037 Yes. Silly, really. 735 00:38:01,062 --> 00:38:04,477 I always sing it to children to make them laugh. 736 00:38:04,502 --> 00:38:08,646 My mother used to sing it to me and my sister when we were children. 737 00:38:12,871 --> 00:38:15,526 Have you always been called Victor? 738 00:38:15,551 --> 00:38:18,927 Oh, actually, it's my middle name. 739 00:38:18,952 --> 00:38:21,536 It seemed appropriate after we won the war. 740 00:38:55,032 --> 00:38:56,976 Ah! 741 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,567 SHE SIGHS 742 00:39:04,751 --> 00:39:07,257 You face looks so much better. 743 00:39:07,282 --> 00:39:08,726 It couldn't look much worse. 744 00:39:08,751 --> 00:39:10,337 CHUCKLING 745 00:39:11,671 --> 00:39:14,127 Oh, here she comes. 746 00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:17,537 Dom, I'm so relieved you are alive. 747 00:39:17,562 --> 00:39:20,337 It must have been really terrifying. 748 00:39:20,362 --> 00:39:23,177 Thank you, Judith. I'm fine. Thanks for asking. 749 00:39:23,202 --> 00:39:26,177 You are my utter pleasure, Dominic. 750 00:39:26,202 --> 00:39:28,646 My pleasure treasure. 751 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:32,287 PHONE DINGS 752 00:39:32,312 --> 00:39:33,766 Jean. 753 00:39:33,791 --> 00:39:35,567 ELEANOR: Adele, where are you going? 754 00:39:35,592 --> 00:39:37,447 Eleanor... 755 00:39:37,472 --> 00:39:40,257 ...there's someone here that we'd like you to meet. 756 00:39:44,282 --> 00:39:45,417 Ellie. 757 00:39:47,001 --> 00:39:48,127 Do I know you? 758 00:39:49,671 --> 00:39:52,417 We haven't seen each other for such a long time. 759 00:39:54,362 --> 00:39:56,057 Pardon? 760 00:39:56,082 --> 00:39:58,337 # Ellie dans sa nuisette 761 00:39:58,362 --> 00:40:00,287 # Ellie dans sa nuisette 762 00:40:00,312 --> 00:40:02,007 # Ding, dang, dong. # Henfi? 763 00:40:02,032 --> 00:40:03,287 Oui. 764 00:40:05,592 --> 00:40:07,337 You're face. 765 00:40:09,791 --> 00:40:13,976 I never thought I would see that face again. 766 00:40:14,001 --> 00:40:15,367 Nor I yours. 767 00:40:16,592 --> 00:40:19,177 I searched for you for so long. 768 00:40:19,202 --> 00:40:22,817 Mother and I were separated on the transport. 769 00:40:22,842 --> 00:40:26,087 I was rescued by the Sisters of Sion. 770 00:40:26,112 --> 00:40:28,697 You grew up a Catholic? 771 00:40:28,722 --> 00:40:30,976 Oui. And you? 772 00:40:31,001 --> 00:40:32,257 Did they find you? 773 00:40:32,282 --> 00:40:34,646 Yes. Marie found me. 774 00:40:34,671 --> 00:40:38,287 And I grew up a Catholic, too. 775 00:40:38,312 --> 00:40:40,047 The sisters took me to New York, 776 00:40:40,072 --> 00:40:42,207 where I lived with an American family. 777 00:40:42,232 --> 00:40:43,896 I came back home when I married. 778 00:40:45,751 --> 00:40:49,976 You have been in France all this time? 779 00:40:50,001 --> 00:40:51,457 Oui. 780 00:40:51,482 --> 00:40:55,367 The nuns changed my name when they falsified my documents. 781 00:40:55,392 --> 00:40:56,927 Ah. 782 00:40:56,952 --> 00:40:58,817 It's why I couldn't find you. 783 00:40:58,842 --> 00:41:00,257 Oui. 784 00:41:00,282 --> 00:41:01,687 I looked for you, too. 785 00:41:02,871 --> 00:41:05,207 But the records were destroyed during the war. 786 00:41:07,512 --> 00:41:08,487 Et Ma ma n? 787 00:41:09,562 --> 00:41:11,207 What happened to Maman? 788 00:41:11,232 --> 00:41:12,337 Maman. 789 00:41:14,791 --> 00:41:15,896 Excuse us. 790 00:41:17,282 --> 00:41:18,646 DOM: I'll get some cognacs. 791 00:41:28,121 --> 00:41:29,567 Hey, Dom. 792 00:41:29,592 --> 00:41:31,737 Jean's quite the character, isn't she? 793 00:41:31,762 --> 00:41:33,407 Yeah. Yeah, she certainly is. 794 00:41:33,432 --> 00:41:34,927 Yeah, couldn't help overhear, 795 00:41:34,952 --> 00:41:37,737 but could you tell me what all that was about? 796 00:41:37,762 --> 00:41:40,487 Well, er, it all started with this book. 797 00:41:44,592 --> 00:41:45,846 Thanks for that, Dom. 798 00:41:51,432 --> 00:41:53,407 Miles, did you...? Ah, Judith. 799 00:41:53,432 --> 00:41:55,177 Now, I'm glad I caught you. 800 00:41:55,202 --> 00:41:58,377 I've just spoken to a colleague of mine, and he thinks you'd be perfect 801 00:41:58,402 --> 00:42:00,646 for the next series of Nightmare Brits Abroad. 802 00:42:00,671 --> 00:42:02,287 Here's his card. Give him a ring. 803 00:42:04,312 --> 00:42:06,377 Hello, darling! 804 00:42:06,402 --> 00:42:08,537 Can I settle my tab, please, Celine? 805 00:42:08,562 --> 00:42:11,407 Of course. Let's call it 40 euros. 806 00:42:11,432 --> 00:42:13,567 Can I ask if we...? 807 00:42:13,592 --> 00:42:16,127 I'm afraid it didn't go your way. 808 00:42:16,152 --> 00:42:19,646 1990s are bit done, I'm afraid. 809 00:42:19,671 --> 00:42:21,567 15 minutes of fame and all that. 810 00:42:21,592 --> 00:42:22,737 Thanks anyway. 811 00:42:26,791 --> 00:42:31,457 Jean, I am absolutely fascinated by what I've just seen, 812 00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:33,817 and I think you'd be perfect for the show. 813 00:42:33,842 --> 00:42:37,257 So...here's my card. 814 00:42:37,282 --> 00:42:38,646 Give Becky a call. 815 00:42:38,671 --> 00:42:40,646 She'll get the ball rolling. 816 00:42:40,671 --> 00:42:42,287 Oh, s-sorry. 817 00:42:42,312 --> 00:42:44,817 Erm, Miles, 818 00:42:44,842 --> 00:42:46,927 I—I don't want to be on television. 819 00:42:48,272 --> 00:42:49,687 HE LAUGHS 820 00:42:51,921 --> 00:42:55,817 This opportunity would be great exposure, Jean. 821 00:42:55,842 --> 00:42:57,737 Like, at least have a think about it. 822 00:42:57,762 --> 00:43:01,177 I don't need to think about it, and I certainly don't want exposure. 823 00:43:03,041 --> 00:43:05,207 Well, what possibly could you be doing 824 00:43:05,232 --> 00:43:07,927 that is more important than being on my show? 825 00:43:07,952 --> 00:43:10,607 Well, you see, the thing is, 826 00:43:10,632 --> 00:43:13,487 I've got this big pile of emergency ironing to do. 827 00:43:19,592 --> 00:43:21,817 All right, Jean Kardashian. 828 00:43:21,842 --> 00:43:24,537 Shut it. How did he know about me anyway? 829 00:43:26,352 --> 00:43:27,927 Sorry. SHE SIGHS 830 00:43:27,952 --> 00:43:29,766 No, it was a lovely thing that you did. 831 00:43:29,791 --> 00:43:30,927 Thank you. 832 00:43:32,432 --> 00:43:34,127 I was really worried about you, you know? 833 00:43:34,152 --> 00:43:35,537 Ooh. 834 00:43:35,562 --> 00:43:36,966 Were you now? 835 00:43:36,991 --> 00:43:38,096 How worried? 836 00:43:38,121 --> 00:43:39,207 What? 837 00:43:39,232 --> 00:43:41,127 Well, on a scale of one to ten. 838 00:43:43,592 --> 00:43:45,016 Really? Yeah, go on. 839 00:43:46,272 --> 00:43:47,527 Six and a half. 840 00:43:47,552 --> 00:43:49,177 Six and a ha... I nearly get blown up, 841 00:43:49,202 --> 00:43:50,657 you're giving it six and a half. 842 00:43:50,682 --> 00:43:51,687 All right. All right. 843 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,207 Erm, seven. 844 00:43:53,232 --> 00:43:55,927 Oh, no, you're all right, mate. Forget it. 845 00:43:55,952 --> 00:43:57,297 Unbelievable. 59470

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