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Good night.
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Well, look at you.
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You got big plans
for this evening?
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Yep. Dinner
reservations at café Luna
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and these awesome seats...
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Yeah, yeah. I don't really care.
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[Laughter]
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What you're really
doing tonight is dinner,
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brought in from panos pizzeria,
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and, uh, awesome seats
at our conference table.
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- Contracts are waiting.
- [Laughter]
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They may be waiting for you,
but I am a full-fledged agent
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who's worked a full day.
And you're not the boss of me.
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Well, apparently, you
were too busy at lip-glossing
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to check your in-box, so,
uh, ding! You've got mail.
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[Laughter]
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Gus is doing a little
spring training thing
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with the a's, and he's left
his longtime trusted protégé,
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Brett mahoney, in
charge until he returns.
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You wish.
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- Oh, my god.
- [Laughter]
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Look at that. [Laughs]
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Turns out, uh, I
am the boss of you.
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So, uhm, cheese or pepperoni?
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Don't overlook
pineapple and bacon.
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[Laughter]
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[Introductory theme song]
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♪ through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you finding you,
I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the
joy inside of me ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin' ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
[Ironic laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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Spencer, see this
mess? It reeks of you.
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[Laughter]
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Do I need to reintroduce
you to the decimal point?
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[Laughter]
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Are you sure there's
not a decimal there?
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Maybe it's under
the mustard stain.
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[Laughter]
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Actually, that's my
mistake... And my mustard.
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[Laughter]
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Sweet! I'm out.
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[Laughter]
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I'm sorry, Kai.
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I'm usually very good with
math and mustard packets.
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Mona, I cannot keep
havin' this conversation.
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You're just not
on your game, girl.
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I know, but I'm
still going through
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a lot of stuff in
my personal life.
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Ever since my boyfriend
and I broke up...
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And I can't keep having
this conversation, either.
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Don't tell me your business.
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Tell somebody that gets
paid to listen to that nonsense.
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Now, I know we black
people have Jesus,
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- but you need a shrink.
- [Laughter]
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Kai, you wanted to be alerted
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the second the fresh
tootsie pops got here.
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It gives me great
pleasure to announce
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the pops have arrived.
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[Laughter]
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- Sweet. I'm out.
- [Laughter]
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Now listen up.
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I heard every word
she said, and she's right.
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Everybody's talking
about how you've become
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a tragic nut-bucket,
coming apart at the seams.
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[Laughter]
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- Everybody's saying that?
- Well, actually, only me.
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But everyone should have
opened my e-mail by now.
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[Laughter]
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This is the most
sough-after psychoanalyst
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- in the bay area.
- How do you know about her?
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Well, she helped
my friend Trevor,
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who had a really
hard time coming out...
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- As a republican.
- [Laughter]
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There was a lot
of shame involved.
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[Mona sighs]
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Maybe I do need
to talk to somebody.
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Good. Now, here
are the top 100 things
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- i think you need to work on.
- [Laughter]
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I'm not addicted to diet pills.
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Oh, wait. This is my list.
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Sorry. Yours must
still be printing.
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[Laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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Phyllis: Hey, baby,
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you wanna have lunch
together this week?
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Sure. Sounds great.
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Anything I can do to help
you through this troubled time.
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- Aw... well, how about Friday?
- Can't do Friday. I have plans.
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[Laughter]
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What plans are so
important that you can't meet
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your heartbroken,
unstable daughter?
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- Uh, lip-waxin' appointment.
- [Laughter]
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These bad boys
are growin' in gray.
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Trust me. I'm doin'
everyone a favor.
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[Knock on door]
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- Hello, ladies.
- Hello, Lorenzo.
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I don't see pastries
in your hand.
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Have you ever been
to this apartment
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when there wasn't a hungry woman
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on the other side of this door?
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Actually, I haven't.
- [Laughter]
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Teaspoon of advice: If
you wanna win over Mona,
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- keep the pastries comin'.
- [Laughter]
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And if you slip me
a carrot cake or two,
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- I'll put in a good word.
- [Lorenzo giggles]
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So, what are you doing here,
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other than being
harassed by my mother?
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Well, I got a couple of
tickets to the basquiat exhibit,
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and I knew how much
you wanted to go.
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Oh, that's sweet,
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but I don't think
it's a good idea
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for me to go out
with you right now.
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Well, that's cool.
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I know you and
chase just split up,
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so I respect the fact
that you need some time.
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- Thank you.
- And I promise
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I won't ask you out
again till tomorrow.
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[Laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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Yeah. Ok, great.
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- Hey, Ceci, what are you doin'?
- I have a toothache.
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[Laughter]
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And you're soothing
it with pastrami?
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- [Laughter]
- It's an old creole remedy.
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[Laughter]
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There is no eating at the
desk. Didn't you get the memo?
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Get it? I typed it!
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- [Laughter]
- [Elevator bell rings]
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Hey, hey! Didn't
you get the memo
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about not going out to lunch?
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No. I didn't get that memo.
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Yes, she did! I
handed it to her.
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[Laughter]
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See what happens when you
don't hold the elevator for me?
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[Laughter]
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Ok, this is what I'm
talking about, people.
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We do not take leisurely lunches
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when there is a
baseball draft looming.
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First of all, I just
went downstairs
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to get some peanut
butter crackers
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from the machine.
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Second of all, that
draft's not till next month.
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Ok, this is what I'm
talking about, people.
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See, apparently, Thorne
thinks there's an "i" in "team."
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She's playing a little game
called "procrastination,"
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where no one is the winner.
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Although, Thorne has actually
given me a really good idea.
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Why wait till next month
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when we can and
will finish our draft prep
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before any of you
go home tonight?
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You skinny chicks
ruin everything.
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[Laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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I mean, if you
really think about it,
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my problems seem
so inconsequential,
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compared to what's going
on in the rest of the world.
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Plus, I've got my health,
my career is going great,
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- my hair is workin'.
- [Laughter]
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Really, the more
I talk about it,
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the more I realize I
shouldn't even be in therapy,
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- so I guess we're done.
- [Laughter]
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Oh, all right then. Good luck!
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- [Laughter]
- What?
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You're really gonna
let me walk out of here
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- screwed up as I am?
- No.
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I knew you'd crack
before you hit the door.
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[Laughter]
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Sit down and grab the
tissues, you're gonna need 'em.
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Well, I get puffy when I
cry, so don't dig too deep.
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[Laughter]
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Mona, I think a good
use of this session
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would be to focus
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on the chase and Lorenzo issues.
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Let's start by
examining the link
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between your fears
of getting too close
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and the impact of
your parents' divorce.
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There's no link
between my relationships
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and my dad abandoning us...
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Except I never have been
able to sustain a relationship.
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- You're good.
- [Laughter]
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- And you're damaged.
- [Laughter]
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So, since you have
such excellent insurance,
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why don't we pencil you
in for the next 20 Fridays?
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[Introductory musical note]
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Come on, little Dee,
it's girl's night out.
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- Coco and I both dressed up.
- [Laughter]
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Mom, I'm swamped.
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Brett's become a
power-hungry tyrant
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since Gus put him in charge.
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But we've been
invited to yappy hour.
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[Laughter]
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It's the latest craze
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in upscale doggy matchmaking.
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Tonight, coco's making her debut
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as the hot new purebred
on the social scene.
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[Laughter]
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I didn't know coco was looking.
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She's not a pup anymore.
And neither are you.
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Now, on the other
end of those leashes,
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you might find a rich,
handsome bachelor.
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But a word of caution:
Stay away from the men
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- with great Danes.
- [Dog sneezes]
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Bless you! They're
overcompensating.
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- [Laughter]
- [Knock on door]
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Coming!
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[Dee Dee sighs]
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Ceci, what are you doin' here?
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Waitin' for my arms to fall off
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if you don't take
these damn files.
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[Laughter]
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Dee Dee, I don't believe
I've met your charming,
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yet disturbingly
aggressive friend.
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Mom, this is Ceci.
She works for Brett.
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Not for long, unless you get
that madman off our backs!
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See, we all got together
in the parking garage
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and decided he's torturing
us to prove his worth to Gus.
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What does that
have to do with me?
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Now that you're full-time,
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you've stolen Brett's
thunder, and he wants it back.
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[Laughter]
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Of course my dear's
stolen his thunder.
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The Thorne girls
were born to outshine.
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Which reminds me:
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Don't wag your
tail at the mixer.
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The labradoodles will
think you're a tease.
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[Laughter]
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Is your mama
talkin' to that dog?
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[Laughter]
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Yeah, but coco stopped
listening years ago...
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- Just like the rest of us.
- [Laughter]
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Ceci, it's human nature to
want to impress your boss,
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so let's all lay low and
cut Brett some slack.
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Mm-hmm. That's
where you stand, huh?
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Just so you know,
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there's gonna be another meetin'
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in the parking garage,
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and this time, we
gonna sit on your car.
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[Laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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Phyllis, why don't you
order your own fries?
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00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:55,836
'Cause if I eat
'em off your plate,
250
00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,836
- i don't have to pay for 'em.
- [Laughter]
251
00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,358
Good idea.
252
00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:01,371
Dee Dee, can I hit that burger?
253
00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,023
- Listen!
- [Laughter]
254
00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:05,677
I put my job on the line
sneaking out for this meat!
255
00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,292
- It's all mine.
- [Laugther]
256
00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,992
Hey! What are you
guys doing here,
257
00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:13,422
having lunch all
together without me?
258
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,824
Uh... we're just having lunch.
259
00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:18,734
- All together.
- Without you.
260
00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:21,259
- [Laughter]
- Bye, now.
261
00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,043
I thought you had
an appointment,
262
00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:26,167
- and who else is here?
- Uh... nobody.
263
00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,661
Then why is there
an extra plate of food?
264
00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:32,482
- It's for my cats.
- And it's half-eaten because...
265
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,752
I had to taste it for
'em. They're very finicky.
266
00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,225
Waiter, this is way
too much Pesto
267
00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,014
- for commander paws.
- [Laughter]
268
00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,758
Mona.
269
00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,302
So this is why you
couldn't have lunch with me,
270
00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:45,631
because you're seeing
my ex behind my back?
271
00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,125
Hey, you're still
seeing your father.
272
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,941
[Laughter]
273
00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:51,223
Look, there's a logical reason
why we're all here together,
274
00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:53,292
which Spencer
will explain to you.
275
00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,545
As soon as I get
the dessert menu.
276
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,418
[Laughter]
277
00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:58,899
Mona, I know this looks bad.
278
00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:01,119
But just because you
stopped seeing chase
279
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:03,649
- doesn't mean we have to.
- I can't believe you people.
280
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,213
No wonder I'm
seeing a therapist.
281
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,430
You're seeing a
what? I'm a therapist.
282
00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,349
If you have problems,
you come to me.
283
00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:12,264
Mona, I invited them.
Why don't you join us?
284
00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:13,830
I think if any of you
wanted me here,
285
00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,307
I would have known before now.
286
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,750
Good news, guys!
They've got pie!
287
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:20,916
[Laughter]
288
00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,796
You saw all three of
them together with chase?
289
00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,726
Yeah, and, apparently,
it wasn't the first time.
290
00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,317
The also went to
a gospel brunch.
291
00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:31,981
- God knew and I didn't.
- [Laughter]
292
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,936
Ooh, deceit, betrayal,
alfresco dining.
293
00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:36,345
I can't believe I
wasn't involved.
294
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:37,638
[Laughter]
295
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,734
Adam: This is unforgivable.
296
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,553
Not only is it
unforgivable, it just...
297
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,251
Wait a minute. Why
are you so mad?
298
00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:44,578
'Cause they wouldn't
wait until 1:30
299
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,170
- when I could get there.
- [Laughter]
300
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,342
Mona, I reviewed the
numbers you messed up.
301
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:51,131
Actually, I had
the intern do it.
302
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,955
He picked up my dry
cleaning and washed my car.
303
00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,704
- Gotta learn dude's name.
- [Laughter]
304
00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,786
Don't act like everything's
normal between us.
305
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,875
- You cheated on me!
- Cheated?
306
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:02,794
Yes! Sharing artichoke
and spinach dip
307
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,419
with chase smack in
the middle of the day!
308
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:07,136
- What say you, traitor?
- [Laughter]
309
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,621
I say that attitude
is the reason
310
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,371
we pretended we
couldn't wait for you.
311
00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:13,022
- [Laughter]
- Be that way.
312
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,907
Now I'm glad I ate that
pie you left in the fridge.
313
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,145
[Laughter]
314
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:21,074
Look, Mona, you're
my girl and all,
315
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:24,028
but the truth is chase
has a 220 bowling average,
316
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,818
and I don't want him
quittin' the league.
317
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:28,602
That can mess up the rhythm
I got with bowling groupies.
318
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,078
- [Laughter]
- There are bowling groupies?
319
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,908
Not as hot as
basketball groupies,
320
00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,956
- but they're just as eager.
- [Laughter]
321
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,311
Mona, great work
on this video budget.
322
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:40,003
Looks like you're
back on your game.
323
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,660
Glad you got your personal
problems under control.
324
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,325
Well, she thought she
did, until she caught
325
00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,895
her so-called friends
and family lunching
326
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,492
with her ex-boyfriend
without me.
327
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:49,006
[Laughter]
328
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,969
Well, my ex hung
out with my best friend
329
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:53,058
- after we split.
- What did you do?
330
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,187
Sent them a baby
gift nine months later.
331
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,279
[Laughter]
332
00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:00,421
[Introductory musical note]
333
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:03,332
- Do you have a few minutes?
- Sure. I got five. Hold on.
334
00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:07,195
Ceci, send a memo to the troops.
335
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,211
Instead of 10:00, we'll be
working till 10:05 tonight.
336
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,954
[Laughter]
337
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,425
It's really too
bad. I was trying
338
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:14,665
to dismiss everybody
a little early, but...
339
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:15,950
[Laughter]
340
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:19,039
Brett, your troops
are overworked.
341
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,699
Have you noticed half the staff
342
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,573
is wearing the same
clothes as yesterday,
343
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,444
which means they
never went home?
344
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,136
You know what?
345
00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:27,593
I'm gonna tell everybody to
keep a spare set of clothes
346
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,486
and a deodorant
stick in their car.
347
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:30,884
[Laughter]
348
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,837
Ceci, I have another memo.
349
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,536
You about to have
another assistant.
350
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:35,843
[Laughter]
351
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:40,503
Brett! People are unhappy,
and... how should I say this?
352
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,845
- They hate you!
- [Laughter]
353
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,496
Don't you know
you get more results
354
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,419
when you are nice to people?
355
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,774
Oh. This week's lesson
was brought to you by
356
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,635
the letter "p" and
the number "5".
357
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,596
[Laughter]
358
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:55,604
I came to warn you,
you pompous ass!
359
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,117
What you have on your hands
360
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,171
is a potentially
dangerous situation.
361
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:02,036
When people are overworked,
starved and sleep-deprived,
362
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:05,219
they will do damn near
anything to anyone at any time.
363
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,346
- I'm just sayin'.
- [Laughter]
364
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,828
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait! Hold up now!
365
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,920
Nobody is gonna
torch Brett's car.
366
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,659
[Laughter]
367
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,100
Think about it, people.
368
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,096
His parking garage
is our parking garage.
369
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,760
And some of us
don't have insurance.
370
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,373
[Laughter]
371
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,893
Besides, I just got flames
painted on my mustang.
372
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,328
[Laughter]
373
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:27,894
[Introductory musical note]
374
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,982
I know you're
upset, and I'm sorry.
375
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,861
Well, so much
for family loyalty.
376
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,342
You know, this
kind of backstabbing
377
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,162
broke up the la toya
and Michael sisterhood?
378
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,860
[Laughter]
379
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,817
It's just that we all had
relationships with chase, too.
380
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,557
I mean, he's so sweet
and charming and funny.
381
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,518
And a great bowler! I get it.
382
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,087
He's a wonderful guy
383
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,934
who's never too
embarrassed to carry my purse,
384
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,268
- even the knock-offs.
- [Laughter]
385
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:52,742
I do miss him.
386
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,532
Well, then, there you
go! Get back with chase.
387
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,227
Well, it's not that simple.
388
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,734
I mean, I still think
I kind of, sort of feel
389
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,140
something for Lorenzo.
390
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,750
Then there you go!
Get back with Lorenzo!
391
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,502
- [Laughter]
- [Knock on door]
392
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:05,902
- Well, i...
- Big Dee Dee: Hello!
393
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:08,015
Blueberry muffin, are you ok?
394
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,198
Because, while making
395
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,073
my rounds of various pharmacies,
396
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,374
I spotted you sneaking
through an unmarked door.
397
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,291
I discovered that it
was a shrink's office,
398
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,266
after giving the janitor a
cocktail from the mini-bar
399
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,731
- i keep in my purse.
- [Laughter]
400
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,135
You bribed a stranger
to get information
401
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,864
about my private life?
402
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,429
It's like you don't
even know me.
403
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,125
- [Laughter]
- [Knock on door]
404
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,310
Chase...
405
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,873
Uh... is there
somewhere we can talk?
406
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:35,961
Sure.
407
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,402
Look, Mona, I know I put
you in an awkward position
408
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:46,667
- with your friends and family.
- You kind of did.
409
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,835
I guess I was just trying
to find my way back to you.
410
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,063
To let you know that I...
411
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:52,371
I really miss you.
412
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,236
[Cheerful humming]
413
00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,069
What's he doin' here?
414
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:02,079
- Chase, you remember Lorenzo.
- [Laughter]
415
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,752
What I'm doing here
is minding my business.
416
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,772
Maybe you should
try minding yours.
417
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,521
Uhm, Lorenzo, you
remember chase.
418
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,002
[Laughter]
419
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:11,392
Maybe what happens
with Mona is my business.
420
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,605
Great. Everybody
remembers everybody.
421
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,995
Really? Since when?
422
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,608
Since you were
a fool to let her go.
423
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,528
Well, you were the
fool that let her go first.
424
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,483
Wow, fighting over
who dumped me first.
425
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,921
I am feeling good.
426
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,008
[Laughter]
427
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,096
Mona...
428
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:27,971
See what you did?
429
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,837
Man, that was all you. Go home!
430
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,800
- I am home. You go home.
- [Laughter]
431
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,631
Oh, I'll go home.
But I'll be back.
432
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:41,032
[Introductory musical note]
433
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,384
So, now that we've
talked about my dad,
434
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:46,214
the pony, the whole
"Mona-alona" experience,
435
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,733
and all the crappy birthdays,
436
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,396
I think we pretty much
covered it. So thanks,
437
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,226
and I promise to mail
back the magazines I stole.
438
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,694
[Laughter]
439
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:55,167
All right then. Good luck.
440
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,668
Are you really gonna
let me walk out...
441
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,614
- Wait, you're doing it again.
- [Laughter]
442
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,574
It's a good trick,
and I do it well.
443
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:02,956
[Laughter]
444
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,399
You know, it's interesting
445
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,135
how your running
away from our work here
446
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,746
mirrors your inability to
deal with chase and Lorenzo.
447
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:11,137
Well, what am I supposed to
do? I can't date both of them.
448
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:13,711
You can't? Sure you can.
449
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:17,538
Oh, wait, let me just check.
Yeah, I'm right. It's not 1855.
450
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,368
[Laughter]
451
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,256
But playing with their
feelings doesn't seem very fair.
452
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,204
This is not about them.
453
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,986
You have the right to
make informed choices.
454
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,642
Take charge of your own life
455
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,855
and leave your parents'
mistakes out of it.
456
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,135
Well, if you can
help me do that,
457
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,364
you deserve a peace prize, doc.
458
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,782
[Laughter]
459
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,582
- Actually, I'm good with cash.
- [Laughter]
460
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:41,781
- Well, good morning, Thorne.
- What's good about it?
461
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,310
[Laughter]
462
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:47,624
I was up until 4:00 A.M.
revising the third draft
463
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,572
of your stupid report,
464
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,490
which is why my
hair looks like this.
465
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,265
[Laughter]
466
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,230
This is great. Gus
is gonna be psyched.
467
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,797
Where is everybody?
468
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,207
Oh, well, I thought
about what you said
469
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,606
about, you know,
overworking everybody,
470
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,329
so I decided to give
everyone the day off
471
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:07,163
to make up for my somewhat
overzealous managerial style.
472
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,853
[Laughter]
473
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,510
Wow.
474
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,214
You actually listened to me.
475
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:14,706
Yeah, not so much
you as my inner voice
476
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:15,989
after my conversation with you.
477
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,948
[Laughter]
478
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,277
Plus the fact that I
didn't want anyone
479
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,909
- to torch my Porsche.
- [Laughter]
480
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,827
So why didn't I know
about this day off?
481
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,672
Did I forget to put
one of these memos
482
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,918
- in your box last night?
- [Laughter]
483
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,615
My bad. Look at that.
484
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,862
I put a little happy face
on it and everything for you.
485
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,812
Just wanted to let you
know that I appreciate you
486
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:38,797
lookin' out for me, you know?
Thanks for, uh, havin' my back.
487
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:41,023
- Anytime.
- Oh, and, Thorne,
488
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,803
you know that I got yours.
489
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,237
[Phone rings]
490
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,548
Gmg, good morning. Hey, Gus!
491
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:52,574
What do you mean,
where the hell is everybody?
492
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,903
- Where are you?
- [Laughter]
493
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,599
You... he's
upstairs in his office.
494
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,295
[Laughter]
495
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,652
He must have come back early.
496
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,952
Um... uh, honestly,
I don't know.
497
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,320
I... I... you know, its funny.
I was... I was up all night
498
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,910
working on that
pre-draft report,
499
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,520
[laughter]
500
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,411
And when I get in this
morning, uh... [laughs]
501
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,626
Thorne had given
everybody the day off.
502
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,018
Don't know why.
Yeah, I'll send her
503
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,485
right up! No problem. Bye-bye!
504
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:20,274
Wow. He wants to see
you upstairs in his office.
505
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,320
[Laughs] That sucks.
506
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,405
[Laughter]
507
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,919
Playin' with the big boys
now, Thorne. [Clicks tongue]
508
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:30,503
Well, it's too bad that
you put out a memo
509
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:34,067
giving everyone the day off
and signed your name to it.
510
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:37,026
- [Laughter]
- Thorne? Thorne?
511
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,336
- [Laughs] You wouldn't do that.
- Watch me.
512
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,693
Oh, and, uh, don't go too far.
513
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,453
I have a feeling Gus is
gonna want to see you
514
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,391
- in his office, too.
- [Laughter]
515
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,354
Oh, oh! [Clicks tongue]
516
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,002
[Laughter]
517
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,917
[Introductory musical note]
518
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,533
[Thinking] I've discovered
519
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,273
an entirely new concept.
520
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,844
Instead of sitting back
and letting things happen,
521
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:03,322
I'm gonna take charge
and make things happen.
522
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:07,413
I think I'm gonna date
chase and Lorenzo.
523
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,374
Somehow, what
seemed like a problem
524
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:13,282
now seems kind of exciting...
Unless they both reject me.
525
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:17,069
No, wait! That's the old
Mona. New Mona is in charge.
526
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,729
Now, I brought you both together
527
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:29,295
because it pains me to see
two people I love fighting.
528
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,945
And we have dinner reservations,
529
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,799
so let's get to the "sorrys."
Phyllis, you go first.
530
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,393
[Laughter]
531
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,567
Why me? Her own
mother's a therapist,
532
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,483
and she goes to
see someone else?
533
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,828
No wonder the American
family is fallin' apart.
534
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,358
[Laughter]
535
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,572
Ma, you know too
much about the situation.
536
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,581
I needed somebody impartial.
537
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,323
Besides, Dr. Swenson
didn't mean anything to me.
538
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,445
And, if it makes
you feel any better,
539
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,408
I thought about
you the whole time.
540
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,146
You did?
541
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,587
Then I'm sorry I
cheated on you, too.
542
00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,114
And if it makes
you feel any better,
543
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,158
all we did with chase
was talk about you.
544
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,943
Ok, ten minutes
till our reservation.
545
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,068
- Let's wrap this up in the car!
- [Laughter]
546
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,336
So just promise you'll never
see Dr. Swenson again.
547
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,082
But it's just that I've got a...
548
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,816
Oh, for the love of
god, just promise!
549
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,267
We're losing our
table as we speak!
550
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,873
[Laughter]
551
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,803
But I prepaid. I still
have eight more sessions.
552
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:20,345
She got you to
prepay? She's good!
553
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,866
- Maybe I ought to go see her.
- [Laughter]
554
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,010
[Introductory theme song]
555
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:32,610
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