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J.w.: ♪ I can't see myself ♪
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♪ eh-eh-eh-eh yeah ♪
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♪ but I don't know
what you got ♪
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♪ till it's gone,
and that's why ♪
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♪ I'll be check... check...
Checkin' you out ♪
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♪ girl, I'll be
checkin' you out ♪
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♪ I'll be check... check...
Checkin' you out ♪
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♪ I'll be checkin' you out ♪
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That was pretty good, Spence.
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Jon west got some skills.
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Ok, hand me the
next audition tape.
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Oop. There is no next tape.
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The box is empty.
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You mean we've seen them all?
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What do we do? How do we act?
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Who cares? Let's
get out of here.
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Let's go see the sun.
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Yeah!
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Back into the mines, people.
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There's 5 more boxes
where these came from,
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but if you give me 50
bucks, I can lose 4 of 'em.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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Good morning, worker bees.
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Tired of hangin' out
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in Mona's office, Spencer.
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Well, I was just... save it.
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Mona, you've made me very happy,
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and when I'm happy,
everybody's happy, you feel me?
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Oh, I'm glad that worked out...
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Save it. Ok.
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Your work on the talent
search is paying off:
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Over 100,000
hits on the website,
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and essence magazine
finally wants to do
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a full-length feature on me.
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My mother's been
waiting on that one.
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Kai, before you leave,
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I got a little
somethin' for you.
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A little? You should
give yourself more credit,
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and you had your chance.
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How would you feel about signing
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R.j. Jackson? That man is fine.
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He's the hottest act out there.
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I love him, and he is fine.
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How can we get him?
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Well, we were playin'
ball this weekend, right?
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And he told me
his label was folding
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and he's lookin' to make a deal.
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So I say we go get him.
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Nice scoop, but you know
why he's not already signed?
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He parties too damn much.
He's notoriously difficult,
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and the last time I saw him,
he graffiti-tagged al roker
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on the today show.
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Look, that brother
went platinum 3 times.
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All he needs is
a little guidance.
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Fine. Let him
sign with Dr. Phil.
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Wow, all of that, and
not a lick of sense.
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Mona, help me out here.
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You know once Kai
makes up her mind
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it's hard to change it,
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but signing r.J. Would be huge,
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plus I would have access to
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his home phone number.
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And this will be my chance
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to finally prove myself to Kai.
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I mean, I've already been
overlooked for promotions,
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and I'm not getting any younger.
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In 5 years, I'm gonna be ancient
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in the music business.
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All right, I'll talk to Kai.
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But give me a donut.
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I wanna make
sure she's fed first.
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Woman, southern accent:
Just because I wear a bustier
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in the middle of the day
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doesn't mean I'm not a lady.
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Man, southern
accent: I'm not here
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to see the lady.
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I'm here to see the woman.
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Those voices are coming
from your apartment.
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What are southerners
doing in your apartment?
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They better not be gettin'
naked on my $5,000 couch.
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All right, keep your pants on,
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or I'll...
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What's goin' on here?
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Big Dee Dee's
helping me get ready
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for my actor's showcase.
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There's a lot of agents
coming to see me.
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And who better
to help me prepare
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than la big diva?
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I'm so blessed. I
feel compelled to help
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the little people.
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Then why aren't you helping him
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at your house?
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Well, we tried,
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but the southern accent
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was making you
father a little Randy.
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And I couldn't go to
Adam's neighborhood.
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If the gay boys
knew I was there,
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they would follow
me like puppies.
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I'm sorry. I completely tuned
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you out after "Randy."
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I can't tell you how much
your mother has taught me.
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She's fabulous.
You know, they're
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still talking about her Evita
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in Phoenix?
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How do you know that?
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Because when I go to Phoenix,
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I talk about it.
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Mona, I want to
introduce you to r.J.
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Hey, Mona.
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R.j. Pleasure.
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Yeah, some people
call me r.J. Pleasure.
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[Giggles]
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I'm a huge fan.
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I have legally downloaded
all of your music.
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My Ferrari dealer thanks you.
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You know, I've always
heard good things
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about delicious.
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Oh, and here's one
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of the best things: Kai Owens.
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Lookin' good!
How you doin', girl?
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Ready to work. Can I
say the same for you?
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Absolutely. I know
why you said that.
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Brother used to have
a reputation for knowing
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how to get the party started.
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Yeah, like at the ascap dinner
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at the palms in Vegas?
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You took your shoes
off, put your feet
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in the lobster tank,
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and sang sittin' on
the dock of the bay.
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Hey, I got a standing o.,
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and all the
lobsters in the tank.
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What can I say?
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But those stunts
are in the past,
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and r.J.'S lookin'
for a new home.
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Where he'll be
known for his music,
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not his reputation.
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What she said.
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Mona, a word.
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You think we should do
somethin' with this guy?
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Oh, yeah. Spencer
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has a real handle on him.
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Maybe r.J. Could do a track
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on our Valentine compilation cd.
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Remember you hated
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what the poo pilots did.
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Mona, I hate everything
the poo pilots do.
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So, look, the cd
press is in 3 days,
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but we do have
studio time booked.
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Ok, I'm gonna give
you guys a shot.
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Ah-ha, thanks, Kai.
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Yeah. We gonna work this out
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for you, too.
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Good.
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I'm out. A'ight.
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And, Spencer,
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on time, on budget,
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and on your head if he blows it.
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Ok.
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Good.
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Damn! She left a dent in my arm.
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Don't mess this up.
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I've seen her crack
walnuts with her bare hands.
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Big Dee Dee: Hello, hello!
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I just had dinner with Adam.
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As the wee one and I enjoyed
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our banana's foster,
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I realized what was
missing in my life.
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Please don't say grandchildren
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'cause Phyllis has
given up on Mona
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and she's startin' to sweat me.
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No. What's missing
is the theater,
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and what's missing
from the theater is me.
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So I signed up for the showcase,
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and it's only gonna
cost me $1,000,
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plus the 1,000 I spotted Adam
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after his check bounced.
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You have to pay
to get discovered?
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I don't know, mom.
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Well, this particular showcase
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has helped actors get discovered
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for years.
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Mom, I know you're
still trying to find yourself,
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but it's kind of hard to get
on board when one week
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you're redecorating the house
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and the next week
you're talking about
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breeding chinchillas.
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Why do you hurt
me with your words?
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Here I confide my
deepest desires,
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and you just
crush my spirit with
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your callous disregard.
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Oh, mom, I'm
sorry. I did not mean
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to hurt your feelings.
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Sucker!
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I was acting.
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With or without your support,
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I'm going back to the theater.
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If Cher can come back 10 times,
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I damn sure can come back once.
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Man, it's almost 3
A.M. where's r.J.?
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I'm really getting worried.
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You should be. I just went
into double-golden overtime.
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Hey, yo! What's up, Spence?
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R.j., where you been, man?
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Damn. I was this close
to gettin' a pair of gators
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off layaway.
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My bad, man, yo.
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I was just out celebrating
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my potential new label
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with my spiritual advisors here.
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As you can see,
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my spirits are
lookin' up right now.
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Yeah, and I know
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what you celebrated with.
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Are you even gonna
be able to stand up
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to the mic?
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Man, I can sing layin' down.
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Ain't that right, spirits?
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Please don't blow this, r.J.
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I got a lot ridin' on this.
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Yo, I feel you, but
you don't understand
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the pressure,
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mypressure.
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Man, I gotta please my
fans. I got half my family
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on my payroll.
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And these spirits
don't come cheap.
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Ladies, could you wait outside?
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Oh...
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He called us ladies.
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You're sweet.
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We'll be on the corner.
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Yo, just give me a sec, man.
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Those spirits kinda
wear a brother out!
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You know what I mean?
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I'm sure if we
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give him a couple of minutes,
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he'll be fine.
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[Snoring]
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Damn!
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Enh, enh, enh... Enh!
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Now what am I'm gonna do?
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I gotta get this track recorded.
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Well, unless you wanna
lay some beats down to
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the sound of snoring,
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it's not gonna be tonight.
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Tuh! Well, I'm done...
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Toast!
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My career is over.
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Unless...
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You know, you actually
sounded pretty good
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during the mic check.
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Maybe you could lay
down the track yourself.
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Please. I can't do that.
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Can I?
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If I can make j-lo sound
almost as good as she looks,
265
00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:22,523
I can make you
sound like r.J. Jackson.
266
00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,215
Well, r.J...
267
00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:25,782
Leave a brother no choice.
268
00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:28,259
Let's do this.
269
00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,660
Guess this means I gotta work.
270
00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:37,359
[Music plays]
271
00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:39,926
Eh-heh-heh.
272
00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,014
♪ Um ♪
273
00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:44,538
♪ oh ♪
274
00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:50,677
♪ girl, I sing this
song to you ♪
275
00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:54,507
♪ baby ♪
276
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:59,734
♪ for giving so much to me ♪
277
00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:09,392
♪ you can't possibly give more
278
00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:13,175
♪ oh, no, no ♪
279
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:18,714
♪ this is why I'm thankful for ♪
280
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:23,362
♪ having you oh baby ♪
281
00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:25,708
♪ yeah, whatever you want ♪
282
00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,449
♪ you can have, girl ♪
283
00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:29,059
♪ you can have it, girl ♪
284
00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,720
♪ just say the word ♪
285
00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:31,814
I like it,
286
00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:32,962
but I always
thought r.J.'S voice
287
00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,850
was a little higher.
288
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:38,418
Uh, he had a
little bit of a cold.
289
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,157
Hmm. Not bad, but pass.
290
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,658
We don't want to
be the first label r.J.
291
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,774
Doesn't go platinum on.
292
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:47,910
But... but I thought he
sounded pretty good.
293
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:50,645
There you go thinkin' again.
294
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,647
It's like r.J. Lost his edge.
295
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,779
Sounds like he's
partied his voice out.
296
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,571
This is definitely
not the r.J. Who sang
297
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,306
put your top on, girl.
298
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,138
Hold on. Hold on, Kai.
299
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,577
Spencer does have one more day
300
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,774
to get r.J. To give this track
301
00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:06,795
what it needs.
302
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,060
And I can even make it better.
303
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,576
I mean, not me, per se,
304
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,060
'cause I'm not the
singer, r.J.'S the singer.
305
00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:16,941
All right, one more try,
and consider yourself lucky
306
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,244
that I got lucky last night.
307
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:22,199
That's why I'm in
such a fabulous mood.
308
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,770
I've heard that happens.
309
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,637
Yeah.
310
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,208
Hey, Mona, my actor showcase
311
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,655
is tonight, and I
need to rehearse,
312
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,451
so I'm gonna blow off
the rest of the afternoon,
313
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,432
and by "blowing off," I
mean working my fingers
314
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:35,217
to the bone for my full
10-hour shift. Eh-heh heh!
315
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,092
Mediocre help
is so hard to find,
316
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,916
but so fun to yell at.
317
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,244
Hey, where the hell
you think you're goin'?
318
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,356
Put them damn
car keys down, boy.
319
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,877
Patient's anxiety levels
appear to be down,
320
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:54,061
but no improvement on the b.O.
321
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:57,848
Note to self: Suggest
phone sessions.
322
00:11:57,934 --> 00:12:00,114
[Knock on door]
323
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:01,237
Hey, Phyllis.
324
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:02,519
Spencer, what
are you doing here?
325
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:03,717
Ahh...
326
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,090
I have a big problem,
and I need your
327
00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,415
professional opinion.
328
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,858
Well, I have 10 minutes
before my next client.
329
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,075
Come on. Sit down.
330
00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:13,914
So this is where
you shrink heads.
331
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:16,954
Are you treating
female sex addicts?
332
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,000
Now you have 9 minutes.
333
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,917
Ok, it's about this...
334
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,353
Friend that I work with.
335
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:25,749
They're very successful,
336
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,422
but I'm afraid they're
gonna throw it all away
337
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,592
because they have
a little problem.
338
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,787
Oh, lord, my
baby's on the drugs!
339
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,010
Huh? why didn't I see it?
340
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,540
I knew Mona was
working too hard.
341
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:35,863
And some of those
clothes she wears,
342
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,185
I should've known she was high.
343
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:39,649
Phyllis, I'm not
talking about Mona.
344
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:43,021
Have to be. You don't
have any other friends.
345
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,550
Mona's not on anything.
346
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,463
But I came to you
because I can't go to her
347
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,028
about this.
348
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:50,375
I put our butts on the
line to sign a new artist,
349
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:51,765
and he's blowin' it.
350
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,768
How do I get him to do
what I need him to do?
351
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,300
Who are you talking about?
352
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:58,523
R.j. Jackson. Ooh! He's fine!
353
00:12:58,603 --> 00:12:59,913
And he would look
good with Mona.
354
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,956
You know she love her
man with some problems.
355
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:05,053
I'm sorry. I just
got a little excited.
356
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,662
But imagine the pressure
357
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,442
he must feel to stay on top.
358
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:09,696
From my experience,
359
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,959
people who act out like that
360
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,531
are just beggin'
for a firmer hand.
361
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:16,968
You sayin' I should slap him?
362
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,407
Not literally,
363
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,543
but you should do for
him what his mama didn't.
364
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,105
You tell him it's time
to put up or shut up.
365
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:24,723
It's called tough love.
366
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,244
You're right.
367
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,417
Thank you, Phyllis.
368
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:28,942
Don't thank me. Pay me.
369
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,185
Who's your insurance carrier?
370
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,344
Oh, man, I can't believe
you were in a strip club
371
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,205
in the middle of the afternoon,
372
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,516
although it is good to know
373
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:43,082
they're open that early.
374
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,710
Hey, man, I just need
to unwind before we lay
375
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,956
this thing down, baby.
376
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,743
Did you even go to sleep?
377
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,398
Nah. That's how I flow.
378
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:53,703
Look, man, stop acting out.
379
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:56,969
Get in that booth and
sing the damn song.
380
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:59,623
Damn. Nobody talk
to me like that, man.
381
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,838
Hey, I'm just sayin'
it out of love...
382
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:02,968
Manly love.
383
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,249
You know, the kind
of love men have
384
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,278
for men...
385
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:06,926
Like on a team.
386
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:10,150
Wow, just get in the booth.
387
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,630
Nice speech. Yeah.
388
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,510
Except at the
end, got a little gay.
389
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:23,383
♪ Whoa-oh ho-oh-oh ♪
390
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,431
♪ oh, yeah, baby ♪
391
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,776
♪ Whoo ♪
392
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:31,997
♪ girl, I sing this
song to you ♪
393
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:40,399
♪ for giving me something ♪
394
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:44,098
♪ something, something ♪
395
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,017
Oh, no!
396
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:49,852
♪ You can't possibly ♪
397
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:53,852
♪ know the words ♪
398
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,805
♪ and this is why I sing ♪
399
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,729
♪ sing, sing ♪
400
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,824
♪ hey! ♪
401
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:10,515
♪ Ooh hoo ♪
402
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,605
♪ ah! ♪
403
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:13,704
Hey, guys.
404
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:14,892
Just stopped by to see if you
405
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,654
need any help.
406
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:17,791
How you doin', r.J.?
407
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,573
Uh, shh! Shh! Shh!
408
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:20,957
Don't disturb him.
409
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:21,960
He's gettin' ready
for his next take.
410
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:25,101
Uh, he's in his zen zone.
411
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,445
Oh... ok.
412
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,454
Then I'll just sit
and watch quietly.
413
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:33,056
Shh. [Chuckles]
414
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,209
Ok, normally, I would take this
415
00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:35,717
as a compliment,
416
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:38,114
except he's drooling on me!
417
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,878
Look, I know this
doesn't look good, but...
418
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,089
It doesn't smell good, either.
419
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,114
What is that,
420
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:45,638
cigar and slutty girl perfume?
421
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:48,157
It's not me, is it?
422
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,691
No. It's definitely him.
423
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:51,945
What's goin' on here?
424
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,648
The end of Spencer's career.
425
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:56,905
He's been fightin'
for it, though.
426
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:57,909
What happened?
427
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:58,870
Because r.J. Sounded great on
428
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,348
his tape the other day.
429
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,137
Um... about that.
430
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,962
You're gonna laugh. [Chuckles]
431
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,271
See, that was me singin'.
432
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,006
Really? That was you?
You sounded great.
433
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:12,008
Thanks. You know, I
felt pretty good about it.
434
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:12,971
Yeah. There's only one problem.
435
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:13,969
Mm-hmm.
436
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,060
You're not r.J.!
437
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,610
Look, I put my ass
on the line for you.
438
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:19,979
Mona, I was desperate.
439
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,196
This was my one
chance to stand out.
440
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,845
So you dragged me down with you?
441
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:26,639
Thanks a lot, friend.
442
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,814
Mona, I can fix this!
443
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,080
I promise!
444
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,081
[Knocking]
445
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,907
Oh, hey. Hey.
446
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,615
Mona's not home, and
she changed the locks
447
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,348
on me again.
448
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,963
Can I use your
little girls' room?
449
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,963
Only if you promise
not to rifle through
450
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,915
my medicine cabinet.
451
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,265
Fine!
452
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:52,005
But only because
I reallyhave to go.
453
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,145
Hey, why aren't you
at your showcase?
454
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,454
Unfortunately,
455
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,280
it was like Phyllis
and Charles' wedding:
456
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,457
A sham.
457
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,343
The producers apparently
ran into tax trouble,
458
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,034
and their solution
was to run off
459
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,942
with everybody's money.
460
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,807
Wow, I'm sorry to hear that.
461
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,418
You were right, I suppose.
462
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,808
That part of my life is over.
463
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:13,901
I should just appreciate
464
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,155
the things I have
465
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,531
and devote myself
to being a good wife,
466
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,557
mother,
467
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,301
and devastating beauty.
468
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,037
Mom, I hate to
see you like this.
469
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,778
Let me get you some Frangelico.
470
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,048
Thank you. Coco, stay.
471
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,792
I'm just gonna freshen up.
472
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,742
Mother! No!!
473
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:33,401
[Screaming]
474
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,397
I just saw Phyllis on the toilet
475
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:41,971
with her polyester
pants around her ankles.
476
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,671
Skip the Frangelico.
Bring me the Jack, baby.
477
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,108
♪ You can have it, girl ♪
478
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:48,496
♪ yeah ♪
479
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,109
♪ just say the word ♪
480
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,979
♪ and it's yours
♪ ♪ it's yours ♪
481
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,551
♪ there's nothing too good ♪
482
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:54,807
♪ there's nothing too good ♪
483
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:57,379
♪ for my girl ♪
484
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,857
♪ yeah ♪
485
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:02,207
Now, this is the
r.J. I know and love.
486
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,818
So, did the man come through
487
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:04,818
or what?
488
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,689
R.j., you sound amazing.
489
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,391
It is r.J., right?
490
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:11,178
On time and on budget.
491
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,354
Good work, Spencer.
492
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,349
R.j., you've got yourself a spot
493
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:16,051
on the delicious sampler.
494
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,658
Ya ha ha ha!
495
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:18,618
That's it?
496
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,356
That's all you got?
497
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,118
Until you can prove
you can pull it together
498
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,445
for more than a week,
499
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,538
that's all i'm
willing to commit.
500
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,056
My bad, dog.
501
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,261
Sorry I couldn't get you more
502
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,283
than that one song.
503
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,891
No need for apologies.
504
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,681
I just appreciate
you believing in me...
505
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,546
Proppin' me up...
506
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,678
Pouring coffee down my throat,
507
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:40,990
and yellin' at me.
508
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,686
You're a class
act, man, but, yo,
509
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,693
I got L.A. Reid
outside in the limo.
510
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,335
You got L.A. outside?
511
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,339
Yep. He throws
a hell of a party.
512
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,671
I let him hear the single today,
513
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,313
and he's ready to
sign a 3-album deal,
514
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,132
but I wanted to give
you first crack at it
515
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,740
since you're my boy.
516
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,400
Ah, my man!
517
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,404
Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry
it didn't work. Later.
518
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,665
Man, what the hell
just happened here?
519
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:05,802
Did I just get punked?
520
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,153
Yeah, you did.
521
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,543
Oh..
522
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,385
Well, at least I made
some progress with Kai.
523
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,930
Thanks for having
my back. It meant a lot.
524
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,111
Spence, I'm always on your side,
525
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,867
but if you pull another
sing-it-yourself stunt,
526
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,814
I will let Kai crack
you like a nut.
527
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,507
And I'll deserve it,
528
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,765
although I did
sound pretty good.
529
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:24,968
You know, I've
always dreamed about
530
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,429
having a recording career.
531
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,063
And I've always dreamed
of having manageable hair
532
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,319
and a mother who
doesn't know where I live,
533
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:32,392
but some dreams
just aren't meant to be.
534
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:37,567
I can't believe you
found my old scrapbook.
535
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:40,744
Oh, look, there's me
in westside story...
536
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,661
Chorus line.
537
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:46,136
The all-black production
of Fiddler on the roof.
538
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,358
[Sighs]
539
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:48,707
What memories.
540
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,056
Oh...
541
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,815
You know, when I was
flipping through this,
542
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:54,632
I noticed that there are
a lot of empty pages.
543
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:57,015
You owe it to
yourself to fill these up.
544
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,368
Oh, Dee, you really think so?
545
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:01,499
I do. You need to show the world
546
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,721
how good you still are.
547
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,071
I'm gonna do it.
548
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,940
Dee Dee Thorne is back!
549
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:09,901
Hold on to your
Tonys: They're not safe.
550
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,471
To the stage!
551
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:14,338
Whahh!
552
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:17,480
Yeah!
553
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:20,044
Oh, god, what have I done?
554
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,940
Woman: Woohoo! [Giggles]
555
00:20:43,990 --> 00:20:48,540
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