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Knock, knock. Just
looking for little Dee.
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Hi, fig Newton.
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Oh, I see your pregnancy
is agreeing with you.
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Mostly in the hips.
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Oh, Phyllis. Always ready
with a clever pregnancy Barb.
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I'll be sure to return the
favor when you're with child...
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If I can get past the Ripley's
believe it or notcameras.
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What's in the bag?
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Something fun I thought
we could do together
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before the baby comes.
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Oh, you remembered!
You got us the joy luck club.
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Even better... birthing videos!
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I got here comes baby,
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the crowning moment,
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and don't look down: A
mother's guide to surviving labor.
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Oh, wow. Lucky us. Hey, Mona...
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Before you ask, I'm busy.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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Good morning, music people.
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Camille, I gotta tell you,
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it's so good to finally
have someone around here
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with a fashion sense
unlike... The norm.
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Hey, the norm is on a budget.
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And has a divine sense of style.
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Thank you, Camille.
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Hey, don't we still
owe you a final payment
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for the cover shot
you did of adonniss?
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I'm not sure, so
I'm gonna say "yes."
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Spencer, I'll stop
by your office
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when I'm done at
the art department.
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Mwah!
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Mwah!
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I always love that third one.
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Now, say something nasty.
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Not here.
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I'm not a dirty
little schoolgirl.
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But if you were,
what would you say?
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You're all twisted.
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I'll see you later, honey pot.
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All right.
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Honey pot?
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'Cause I'm sweet
and lickable, a'ight?
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Oh, is that why you missed
the meeting this morning?
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What meeting? Nobody
told me about a meeting.
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That's 'cause we have it
every Monday morning.
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They probably assumed
you knew by now.
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Guess it's not gonna look
too good when I duck out early.
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Oh, we don't have to
be at bar deluxe till 10:00.
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Chris Pierce is the closing act.
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Yeah. About that...
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Uh-oh! That's your
"something bad's a'comin'" tone.
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Followed by your, "I should
have said something sooner,
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but I'm a doofus" move.
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What up, Spence?
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Camille's taking
me to a wine tasting.
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This is the third time this
month you've canceled on me.
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Do you want to sign
this group or what?
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Adam, is this fair?
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I.t.c.! Invisible
till commercial!
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Come on, Mona. Just let
me slide one more time.
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I'll make it up to
you, I promise.
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Fine. I'll just go without you.
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Have a good time with Camille.
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Thanks. You know
you're my girl, right?
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Put a sock in it, honey pot.
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I hate going to clubs by myself.
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Do you know how
pathetic it looks?
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No, but I'm picturing you,
and you're right. It is sad.
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Hey, hey, hey. You
want to hang out tonight?
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Hmm. A last minute "you'll
do, 'cause I'm desperate" date?
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Seems just like
prom all over again.
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We can stop by the gap and
check out the cute new salesman.
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I'll be moussed
and ready by 8:00.
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Hello, hello. Sorry I'm late.
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Late? Ooh, what's going on?
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I'm turning your old bedroom
into the baby's nursery,
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so I had a few of
your things packed up.
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Ok, all of your things.
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Wait! The nursery?! Why my room?
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Well, it's closer to
the nanny's bedroom,
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and the furthest away from mine.
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I adore my little lump of love,
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but mommy needs 8 hours
of shut-eye to shine, dear.
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You saved all your
childhood crap?
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I sold all mine for
Duran Duran tickets.
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You seem shocked, dear.
Didn't we talk about this?
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Uh... no.
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Oh, my. I'm afraid
that's my fault.
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This pregnancy has added
100 things to my to-do list,
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and I swear, if I don't write
it down, it won't happen.
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Oh! I did write it down
and it still didn't happen.
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Oh, boo.
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Don't worry about
it, mom. It's fine.
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Thank you, dear.
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Now, I really must scoot
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if I'm going to make my
pregnancy yoga class.
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If I don't get there early,
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the hefty third-trimester girls
take up all the mirror space.
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What am I gonna
do with all this?
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You could start by
returning some library books.
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Are you there, god? It's me,
margaretis 10 years overdue.
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Hey! It's my baby
adorable doll sissy!
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I remember that damn doll.
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You talked to her more
than you talked to me.
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Sissy says don't
touch that, Mona.
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It costs a lot of money.
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Why do you spend so much
time with that stupid doll anyway?
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Because she's nicer than you,
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and she doesn't
bend my fingers back.
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What's that, sissy?
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Sissy says, "I'm
pretty, and you stink."
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That dumb doll can't talk.
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Sorry. I'm wrong.
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Sissy says, "ouchie."
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What? Sissy had
a very weak neck.
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No, mom,
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it's fine if you have to miss
my moot court competition.
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After all, I only gave
you 5 weeks notice.
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Of course,
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the nursery painter's
schedule is more important.
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Well, good luck with the
adventures of cocomural.
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Bye.
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Hey, hey! I don't need special
sauce and 409 on my burger!
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Sorry.
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[Whistling]
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Ok. You're obsessively cleaning.
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Something's wrong? What?
Miss the annual Prada sale?
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Prada doesn't go on sale, Mona.
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Problems with law school?
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Please! Some torts, some writs,
object, sustain. Piece of cake!
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Gain a pound?
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I work in ounces, and no.
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Wait a minute. Are your worried
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about being edged
out by the baby?
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Come on. I'm a grown woman.
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It's just developing a head.
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I mean, what do I care if
the baby's getting my room
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and all my mom's free time?
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Yeah. I can see you're
completely fine with it.
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Sure am! This baby is bringing
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nothing but joy
into all of our lives.
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You done with this?
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♪ Is it true what they say ♪
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♪ about the way that
we're livin' our lives? ♪
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♪ It's not right, out
of sight, out of mind ♪
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♪ as we rape mother earth
for all that she's worth ♪
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♪ before it's too late ♪
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♪ stones we set to a-layin'
with our fists in the midst ♪
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♪ the people resist ♪
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♪ prayin' for one more day ♪
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♪ this should be a
good time to be living ♪
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♪ now would be a great
time to start giving ♪
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♪ before it's too late ♪
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♪ this should be a
good time to be living ♪
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♪ stop taking and start giving ♪
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♪ before it's too late ♪
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♪ for one more day ♪
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♪ for one more day ♪
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I think they're awesome.
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Do you think we
should try to sign them?
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How the hell should I
know? I answer phones.
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Sorry. Force of habit. I
keep thinking you're Spencer.
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I can see the confusion.
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You know, since we're
both tall, buff, and black.
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Adam, who are all those
strangers in our vip seats?
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That's jahmal, Shawn, Brendan,
and Vincent, my new crew.
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I make friends fast
when I serve up cristal.
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Aren't you the big spender?
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No, you are. I put this
on the delicious tab.
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Gotta love the perks.
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I don't know. Something's off.
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What do you think?
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I couldn't agree more.
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Perfect!
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Sissy: Move
furniture all you want.
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You're still not
the baby anymore.
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Nah.
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Sissy: You heard me.
You're being replaced.
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Mona, I think something's
wrong with me.
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I've known that for 23 years.
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I'm serious!
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I can tell.
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I haven't seen you without
full makeup since you were 10.
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That wasn't my fault.
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The doctor wouldn't let me wear
foundation over my chicken pox.
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Can we focus on what
I'm going through now?
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Sorry. You were saying...
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Last night, I had a bit of
a mental episode of sorts.
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Like, you think
you're going nutso?
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Not my words, but yes.
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I know this sounds looney,
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but I swear I heard sissy
talking to me last night,
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and not in that good, "you're
pretty, Mona stinks" way.
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Hey, if you're gonna
clean with 409 and pine sol,
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you gotta open some windows.
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Mona, I didn't know what
to do and you weren't home,
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so I just sat
frozen in a corner,
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staring at the doll.
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Why?
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'Cause I was
thinking, if it can talk,
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it can walk to the
kitchen and get a knife!
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And I haven't slept a wink!
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I mean, that's
why I look like...
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A hot mess.
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Again, not my words, but yes.
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I don't know what to do.
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Well, it sounds like you had
some sort of psychotic break,
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which makes me
think of my mother.
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Your mom hears voices?
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No, but she gets paid a
lot to help people who do.
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You should talk to her.
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You really think
she can help me?
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She helped a guy who
thought he was a potato.
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If she could get him to
take off his aluminum foil,
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she can help you.
226
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Well, thanks for sharing your
world with me... Yet again.
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I always wanted to go to the
"skating to the oldies" night.
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How fun was that?
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Yeah, fun.
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I especially love how they
suddenly reverse directions
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in the middle of the song
and everyone charges at you
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until you end up in
the middle of the ring,
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clutching the carpet pole.
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But when they
played like a virgin,
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you were leading the pack.
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I was skating for my life.
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[Beep]
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Hey, it's Spence. I'm
having sake with Camille
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at this cool Sushi spot.
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Thought you might want to
stop by. Call me back. Peace.
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[Beep] Ooh!
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Sake, Sushi, and other people.
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Thank god.
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Oh, we ain't going. I'm
not some charity case.
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Oh, come on, Mona. It's
been you and me... a lot.
246
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I should share you with others.
247
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But I like just you and me.
248
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Hey, I know. Let's go
to breakfast tomorrow.
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00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:28,821
I'm cool with the
busboy at Denny's,
250
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:32,335
and he'll give us the hookup
on real eggs and clean forks.
251
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,480
Darn. Tomorrow
doesn't really work for me.
252
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:37,783
I've got... Church.
253
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,787
Oh! I really need
to go to church.
254
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,306
What church do you go to?
255
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:48,929
The church of believers
in fellowship amen.
256
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,452
It's kind of an
underground thing.
257
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,357
Well, that sounds
like something...
258
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:54,801
No. No visitors allowed.
259
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,108
Well, then, how about we...
260
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,803
Why don't we
just play it by ear?
261
00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:01,591
You know, no plans. Just
come what may. Ok. See ya.
262
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,899
Now, are you sure
you're ready for this, ma?
263
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,596
I'm a professional.
264
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,493
I've worked with lots bigger
nut cases than your sister.
265
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:12,781
I've got my tape
recorder, my tissue,
266
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,342
and my reconditioner.
267
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,209
Looks like a rubber band to me.
268
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,960
It is, but I don't get paid
$100 an hour to call it that.
269
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:22,962
It's an exercise in self-help
I use on my patients.
270
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,006
See, they snap the rubber band
271
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,722
to keep them from making
negative statements.
272
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,546
And since Dee Dee will
be talking about her mother,
273
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:32,493
I need to be open-minded
and objective about that... That...
274
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,447
[Snap]
275
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,146
Big-headed wig-a-saurus.
276
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,004
Hey, sometimes it works,
sometimes it doesn't.
277
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:42,759
Can I see a copy
of your diploma?
278
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,459
Hello! Ready?
279
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,327
I've never been to
a therapist before.
280
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:48,588
I hope I'm dressed right.
281
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,900
You're dressed very casual-sane.
282
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,378
And I just want it noted,
283
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:57,168
for once, I'm not the
one who needs the help.
284
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:59,604
Dee Dee.
285
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,962
Ok. Fix me.
286
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,874
You're not crazy enough
to lie down. Sit up.
287
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:10,181
Oh, good.
288
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,527
God, can you imagine
what my mom would say
289
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:13,877
if she knew I were here?
290
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,057
[Snap]
291
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:18,843
I'm sure she would
be very supportive.
292
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:22,188
Now, Dee Dee, I thought a lot
about our session on the phone.
293
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:24,239
We all have challenges in life,
294
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,935
and this new baby,
it's one of yours.
295
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:29,983
But my mom and everyone else
296
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,940
seems so comfortable
about the baby,
297
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,898
so sure about it,
and I'm just not.
298
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,688
Well, that's because
you're used to being
299
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,992
the center of attention
in your parents' life.
300
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:42,429
But now, you're gonna
have to share that spotlight.
301
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:45,517
Look, I know dealing
with change is hard,
302
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:48,827
and it can manifest
itself in unusual ways.
303
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,785
Like hearing a doll talk?
304
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,013
Dee Dee, that doll didn't talk.
305
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,013
That was just you
talking to yourself,
306
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:57,445
and it was obviously
triggered by stress.
307
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,232
It's perfectly natural.
308
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,486
So I'm gonna be ok.
309
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,188
Absolutely.
310
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:06,106
Then, can I ask you about
this dream I keep having?
311
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:10,153
See, I'm being chased
down this endless hallway
312
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:14,290
by a dwarf with
Louis Vuitton skin.
313
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,254
What do you think that means?
314
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,465
It means you
better lie back down.
315
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,351
Now, this dwarf, does
it look like your father?
316
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,308
So, did she fix you?
317
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,360
I think so.
318
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,785
Your mom says I've been
319
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,842
suppressing my
feelings about the baby,
320
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,017
so now I need to express myself
321
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,893
without fear of repercussion,
322
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,535
and in that spirit of healing,
323
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:53,068
I hate your skirt.
324
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,548
Why does your
healing have to hurt me?
325
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,513
It's a process. Work with me.
326
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:02,076
And I still have some
guilt about being so petty.
327
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,432
Dee Dee, it's ok to
feel what you feel.
328
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:08,522
You're a little old to feel what
you feel, but you still feel it.
329
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,823
I had the same emotions
when you were born.
330
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,000
Really?
331
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,555
Oh, yeah.
332
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,441
I remember the first
time I laid eyes on you,
333
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:17,964
you were all cute and sweet
334
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,047
with the prettiest head
of hair you'd ever seen,
335
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:24,786
till I cut it all off with my
big bird safety scissors.
336
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,750
You always told
me that the hair fairy
337
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,708
made it fall out
'cause I was bad.
338
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:34,373
Yeah, but now I think you're
old enough to know the truth.
339
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:39,204
- Your cat didn't run away.
- What?!
340
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,246
All right. What's
wrong with you?
341
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,683
You haven't returned my
calls, answered my pages,
342
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,620
you haven't even dropped
by my office to check on me.
343
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:48,972
I mean, how do you
know I'm not dead
344
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,651
under my desk or something.
345
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,302
Because you keep
calling and paging me.
346
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:56,297
What did I do now
that I didn't know I did
347
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:59,050
that I should be
sorry for doing?
348
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,792
Everything's not about you.
349
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:03,702
I do have a life that doesn't
revolve around Spencer Williams,
350
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:04,788
believe it or not.
351
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:07,436
Believe it not!
352
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,191
Mona's been using
me to fill her schedule
353
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,252
because you're too busy and
she has no one else to play with.
354
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,234
That's not true. Adam,
I hang out with you
355
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,800
because we have fun together.
356
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:17,586
Mona, I'm small, I'm thin.
I don't have the sheer bulk
357
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,982
that Arnold
schwarz-negro here does.
358
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,496
You can't lean
on me. I'll break.
359
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,350
Now, you kids clear the
air and leave me out of it.
360
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,834
Unless there's something
juicy, in which case,
361
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:29,084
I'd like to be kept abreast.
362
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,382
So, what's up with you?
363
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,117
Why haven't we been
doing anything lately?
364
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,648
'Cause you've been
busy with Camille.
365
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,011
Well, you've been
busy with Adam.
366
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,561
Well, I've only been
busy with Adam
367
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,167
because you've been
busy with Camille.
368
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,618
Well, I've been
busy with Camille '
369
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:42,044
cause we've been, you
know... Busy getting busy.
370
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,871
You got me there. Adam
won't even slow dance with me.
371
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,402
Look, just because
I have a girlfriend
372
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,574
doesn't mean
you're not still my girl.
373
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:51,991
You know you can
always count on me.
374
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,931
I know that. It's
just... I miss you.
375
00:16:56,015 --> 00:17:00,625
And I'm torn between being
happy for you and sad for me.
376
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,755
Hey, this being in love
thing is new to me, too.
377
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,758
But we'll find a balance.
378
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,460
Wow! You're in love with her?
379
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:11,768
And here I was being petty,
trying to replace you with Adam.
380
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,156
Yeah. About that...
381
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:17,729
You might want to
raise the bar a little.
382
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,819
I've finally found the
macgillvray birthing video.
383
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,518
I've been so looking
forward to this.
384
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:25,695
Now, this really shows the
beauty of natural childbirth.
385
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,183
Oh...
386
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:30,053
[Woman screams]
387
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:37,669
Wow! They really cut
to the chase, don't they?
388
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:40,102
[Woman screams]
389
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,888
I think we know how this ends.
390
00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:47,625
Yeah. That's right. You've
been through this before, with me.
391
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,588
Yes, but back then
when you gave birth,
392
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,457
you weren't expected
to be involved.
393
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:55,118
You just laid back and let the
tranquilizers work their magic.
394
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,734
Mom, I need to talk to
you about something.
395
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,725
It's about the baby.
396
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:02,297
I just think it's
important for us
397
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,605
to be completely open
about our feelings.
398
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:07,172
Oh, thank goodness.
I have so much to say.
399
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,700
You do?
400
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,313
I know on the outside,
401
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,663
I am the spitting image
of Polish and perfection,
402
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,833
but underneath,
I'm scared to death.
403
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,439
You are?
404
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,920
Oh, yes. And mostly, I
worry about your father.
405
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,450
He has a bad heart,
bad knees, bad back.
406
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:22,875
The man's falling apart.
407
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,501
How is he gonna push a swing?
408
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:27,582
I'm sure daddy will be fine.
409
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:28,801
And then there's me.
410
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,070
I don't think I have it in me
411
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,852
to do this all over again.
412
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,766
I mean, yesterday, I nodded
off in the saks dressing room.
413
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:36,462
If it wasn't for my
cell phone ringing,
414
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:40,640
I still might be perched
there in my la Perla half-slip.
415
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:42,771
That is kind of scary.
416
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,430
And my social circle.
417
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,394
I mean, we bond over
foreign travel and fine wine,
418
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,134
not nipple confusion
and gymboree.
419
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:55,916
I know I should just be
thankful for this blessing.
420
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:58,444
I'm ashamed for
feeling so selfish.
421
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:02,048
Mom, you're human. It's
ok to feel what you feel.
422
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:06,931
If only I could have a
drink to numb the guilt...
423
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:10,275
Or at least a Botox
shot to hide the worry.
424
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:14,678
Now, what were
you gonna say, dear?
425
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,502
It's not important now.
426
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,240
What is important
is that this child
427
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:21,511
is going to change all
of our lives for the better.
428
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:25,335
We'll adapt, and we'll
get through it together.
429
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,505
I love you so much.
430
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:31,001
Sometimes I wonder if
I can love another child
431
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,352
as much as I love you.
432
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:35,352
I think you've got
enough to go around.
433
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,955
You're a good
daughter, you know that?
434
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,216
And I'm gonna be an
even better big sister.
435
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,439
Heck, with your narcolepsy
and daddy's bad bones,
436
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,659
this child's gonna need me.
437
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,626
Hey, Mona, I'm free.
Wanna hang out?
438
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,503
Sorry. I already have plans.
439
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:55,984
Oh. With who?
440
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:58,944
Oh! Hi, honey pot.
441
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:01,033
Mona and I are off
for a girls' night out.
442
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,202
No blokes allowed.
443
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:04,198
Yeah. See you later, bloke.
444
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,860
Well, I'll just call
some of my road dogs,
445
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,945
and we'll get our
own party started.
446
00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,604
[Muttering]
447
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:15,741
Adam?
448
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,131
Spencer.
449
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,647
What's up?
450
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,580
So, after your nails dry,
you want to hang out?
451
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,222
Spencer from work, man!
452
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:50,208
Whoo-hoo! Hee hee hee!
453
00:20:50,258 --> 00:20:54,808
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